Endless Bummer

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00:00:02 ## [Classical]
00:00:06 [Horse Whinnies, Collapses]
00:00:08 [Thunder Rumbling]
00:00:20 [Animal Howling]
00:00:39 [People Laughing]
00:00:55 [Tapping On Microphone]
00:00:59 [Man] As you go forth
00:01:04 I know that you're
00:01:06 and will give 110%.
00:01:10 [Kids Chattering]
00:01:13 and you are the brightest.
00:01:16 - We could be looking at future
00:01:21 Writers, senators,
00:01:24 and scientists...
00:01:26 humanitarians and
00:01:34 [Man Narrating]
00:01:37 And coming out of continuation
00:01:42 But I knew for sure that
00:01:48 Just ain't gonna happen.
00:01:50 Sparky was a wild one, man.
00:01:52 Beauty of Sparky was you never
00:01:56 Who took a dump in my mouth?
00:01:58 Sparky would rip off
00:02:03 I'm gonna castrate you and fuck
00:02:08 [Girl]Yeah. I'm glad
00:02:11 [Narrator] Shit. Lardo?
00:02:16 He was funny, he was charming,
00:02:19 Dude, shit happens.
00:02:21 [Narrator]
00:02:24 and always seemed to make light
00:02:27 [Radio: Ronald Reagan]
00:02:30 that I've signed legislation
00:02:33 - Whoa.
00:02:36 [Screams]
00:02:39 [Narrator]
00:02:43 I mean, we had it all.
00:02:48 At least I thought we did.
00:02:52 ## [Continues]
00:02:58 ## [Singing In Spanish]
00:03:01 [Narrator]
00:03:03 [Knocking]
00:03:06 [Door Opens]
00:03:07 - Anne wants to know when
00:03:11 There's coffee in the kitchen.
00:03:14 [Groans]
00:03:16 [Narrator]
00:03:22 [German Accent]
00:03:26 Give me five minutes, Mom.
00:03:29 Johnny, stop that now!
00:03:31 What will the neighbors think...
00:03:35 They'll think I'm gettin' laid!
00:03:37 [Narrator]
00:03:43 Growing up as a kid
00:03:46 I mean,
00:03:49 The surf was always good,
00:03:52 [Man] J. D! What's up, man?
00:03:54 Somebody's parents were
00:03:57 and if that didn't happen,
00:04:02 ## [Band: Punk Rock]
00:04:04 [Boy]
00:04:10 # Well, I want a war between
00:04:14 # I want a fight and know
00:04:19 [Narrator]
00:04:22 is something
00:04:25 ## [Punk Rock]
00:04:28 # Amoeba #
00:04:31 # Amoeba #
00:04:33 # Amoeba #
00:04:36 # We are scientists
00:04:41 # Those little glass slides
00:04:46 # I've never seen anything
00:04:48 # This amoeba's got a mind
00:04:52 # But don't turn your back
00:04:53 # This is reaching
00:05:04 # Amoeba #
00:05:07 # Amoeba #
00:05:10 # Amoeba #
00:05:12 # Amoeba #
00:05:15 ## [Guitar Solo]
00:05:35 # A one-celled creature
00:05:38 # It hardly knows
00:05:41 # You're better off dead
00:05:43 # That your life's
00:05:45 # I've never seen anything
00:05:48 # This amoeba's got
00:05:51 # But don't turn your back
00:05:53 # This is reaching
00:06:00 # Amoeba #
00:06:03 # Amoeba #
00:06:05 # Amoeba #
00:06:08 # Amoeba #
00:06:11 # Amoeba #
00:06:13 # Amoeba #
00:06:15 # Amoeba #
00:06:18 # Amoeba #
00:06:21 # Amoeba #
00:06:24 # Amoeba #
00:06:26 # Amoeba #
00:06:29 # Amoeba #
00:06:38 [Narrator]
00:06:42 Whether it's a baseball player,
00:06:45 or drives a race car-
00:06:48 Well, it just so happened
00:06:51 And this guy had the ability
00:06:55 like you were walkin' on water.
00:06:58 [Machine Grinding]
00:07:00 [Machine Shuts Down]
00:07:07 What's up?
00:07:15 20, 25, 45, 50 bucks.
00:07:21 One more payment
00:07:23 [Knocking]
00:07:32 Hi!
00:07:36 Hello!
00:07:38 Hi, hello!
00:07:41 but, um, this may be
00:07:45 but...
00:07:48 Would you happen to know where
00:07:51 - I do.
00:07:54 Oh, good.
00:07:56 Oh, thanks.
00:08:00 Yuppies.
00:08:04 You know what?
00:08:08 I'm gonna give you your board.
00:08:30 Here's your board.
00:08:42 This is, um... You know,
00:08:47 I mean, I made it for you.
00:08:53 Now go on.
00:09:09 Hey, Mooney. Wanna come?
00:09:13 I gotta work.
00:09:38 [Seagulls Squawking]
00:09:46 ## [Punk Rock]
00:09:59 [Girl]
00:10:04 # In the chamber of hellos
00:10:09 # In the chamber of hellos
00:10:14 # In the chamber of hellos #
00:10:35 # In the chamber of hellos
00:10:40 # In the chamber of #
00:10:46 # In the chamber of #
00:10:51 # In the chamber of #
00:10:56 # In the chamber of ##
00:11:07 Huh?
00:11:57 [Tapping Sticks]
00:12:01 Two, "Q," "A," "N."
00:12:04 Two, "Q," "A," "N."
00:12:11 Five, seven, four.
00:12:15 Hey, J.D.
00:12:19 Surfin', huh?
00:12:22 "Q," "A," "N."
00:12:27 Hey, I found this seaweed
00:12:32 It's sparklin', see?
00:12:35 - And this.
00:12:37 Sea glass.
00:12:40 "Q," "A," "N."
00:12:43 I'm not really in the mood
00:12:45 "Q," "A," "N."
00:12:49 Five, seven, four.
00:12:53 Oh, shit.
00:13:00 Fuck!
00:13:04 [Whispers]
00:13:19 [Screams]
00:13:23 ## [Punk Rock]
00:13:30 [Tires Screeching]
00:13:33 Watch your fucking
00:13:35 - You stupid blind fucker!
00:13:40 What the fuck, man?
00:13:43 What are you gonna do, huh?
00:13:45 Get the fuck back in your car
00:13:51 Fucking Ventura surfers!
00:13:53 Yeah, you say that, and then
00:14:29 What's up, J. D?
00:14:33 Que pasa, J. D?
00:14:35 I lost my board, man.
00:14:38 Maybe someone took it.
00:14:40 Took it?
00:14:44 [Female Reporter]
00:14:46 [J.D.]
00:14:48 Where's your board?
00:14:50 I don't know.
00:14:53 Uh-huh.
00:14:56 Beer?
00:14:58 I don't spend every day
00:15:03 - I didn't buy it.
00:15:06 - J.D., did you give him beer?
00:15:09 - Where's your board?
00:15:12 [Farts]
00:15:15 [Farts]
00:15:21 - Rise and shine, ladies!
00:15:24 - Come on. Get up.
00:15:27 Come on. Get up.
00:15:30 [Exhales]
00:15:34 So?
00:15:37 - He lost the Mooney?
00:15:39 [Laughs]
00:15:42 Seriously, you guys
00:15:45 He should help me
00:15:48 - Oh, God.
00:15:52 [J.D.] Dude, why?
00:15:54 I mean,
00:15:57 Dude, I have no idea.
00:16:00 Mooney's gonna kill me.
00:16:03 It's just kind of incredible
00:16:08 I know.
00:16:14 Hey, what's goin' on, guys?
00:16:18 Punk.
00:16:20 Where's your board, man?
00:16:23 Dude, don't flip out,
00:16:25 I can't fucking believe
00:16:30 I mean, they just come and they
00:16:34 These are our boards,
00:16:40 All right, I'm here.
00:16:43 Okay, um, can you fold these,
00:16:45 Only because I need you
00:16:49 So, how's things?
00:16:51 Same old together one day,
00:16:55 On again, off again.
00:16:58 It's nice to know
00:17:01 ...theirfucking beating heart
00:17:05 Yeah, l- Uh, Anne?
00:17:09 I'm not fucking around!
00:17:11 Yeah?
00:17:15 They just fucked with Sparky,
00:17:19 That's just Sparky.
00:17:23 All day!
00:17:30 [Panting]
00:17:32 Whoa.
00:17:36 [Anne]
00:17:37 - Um, where's your board?
00:17:40 Hey, J.D.
00:17:42 - How's your mom?
00:17:45 - Did you look up
00:17:48 - Come on.
00:17:51 - How many times a year
00:17:53 - And how many times
00:17:55 And how many times
00:17:58 Right. And how many times
00:18:03 Yeah.
00:18:05 Every time.
00:18:07 Every time,
00:18:11 Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:18:15 What?
00:18:20 Shh. You're that stoned
00:18:25 No, no.
00:18:28 I'm... that stoned.
00:18:30 [Both Laughing]
00:18:35 What am I gonna do, man?
00:18:37 Fuck.
00:18:40 This is a symbol
00:18:43 So, what?
00:18:47 Wake up.
00:18:49 A surfboard is the most
00:18:54 It's- It's your girlfriend,
00:18:58 Guys, he's, like,
00:19:01 So, uh, Jesus,
00:19:08 We do what we do whenever
00:19:14 Oh, no! It's alive!
00:19:17 [Laughs]
00:19:20 Party at the Shelburn house
00:19:23 Come on. We gotta
00:19:25 Oh, God, Iris, please. Shut up.
00:19:30 I really do.
00:19:33 [Groans]
00:19:35 Well, who do you think?
00:19:37 J.D., Lardo,
00:19:40 Mike Moke,
00:19:43 What?
00:19:46 I wanna meet some guys who are
00:19:50 Um, Iris, boyfriends
00:19:56 Just have some fun,
00:19:58 Yeah, for you. It's easy
00:20:02 Yeah, that's not
00:20:04 Know what?
00:20:07 I'm going to New York
00:20:10 You know, I don't care about
00:20:12 I just wanna work
00:20:15 Your edge?
00:20:18 And when I do get a boyfriend,
00:20:23 Um, news flash, Iris.
00:20:25 Boyfriends who are
00:20:30 Crap.
00:20:36 I got an idea.
00:20:39 Oh, really? What?
00:20:43 Okay.
00:20:44 Yeah.
00:20:51 What the hell
00:20:54 [Shouting, Laughing]
00:21:00 All right, J.D.,
00:21:02 All right, J.D.,
00:21:03 tell me the story
00:21:06 All right, so,
00:21:09 and then, like, all
00:21:12 this, like, perfect wave
00:21:14 So I paddle into it, right?
00:21:16 And I get up, and I lay down,
00:21:20 and then, like,
00:21:23 I'm right there, and the wave
00:21:26 just, like, throwing it
00:21:29 It was, like, the most
00:21:32 And what happened
00:21:34 Uh...
00:21:37 Yeah, uh, I'm lookin'
00:21:45 And I see Del.
00:21:47 Yeah, man.
00:21:58 Del. Hey, Del.
00:22:01 Oh. Hey, guys.
00:22:04 Hey.
00:22:08 Yeah. Del, uh, listen.
00:22:12 Sure. It was about 8:57,
00:22:15 I tell time by the sun,
00:22:18 All right, well, look,
00:22:23 Yeah.
00:22:25 What do you mean,
00:22:28 He was drivin' a Datsun 280Z.
00:22:31 It was orange.
00:22:33 Dudes, you can't get
00:22:41 Whoa.
00:22:43 [Lardo]
00:22:50 Uh...
00:22:55 [Sparky]
00:22:58 [J.D.]
00:23:03 Really, J.D., if I could find
00:23:09 I would kill him!
00:23:11 No. You know what?
00:23:15 I'd beat his ass first,
00:23:18 No. You know what?
00:23:21 but first, I'd steal his board
00:23:25 Shut up, stupid.
00:23:29 What?
00:23:32 I'd steal that one.
00:23:35 Which one would you...
00:23:38 I'd steal 'em both, dude.
00:23:40 I'm a badass.
00:23:45 Oh, she said something
00:23:49 Yeah, right.
00:23:52 - You stupid blind fucker!
00:23:56 [Screams]
00:23:59 What-
00:24:01 What, Sparky?
00:24:04 What? I saw a guy
00:24:07 but I didn't think
00:24:11 so I didn't even get
00:24:13 Dude, relax!
00:24:16 Fuck you. I'm not gonna relax.
00:24:19 I'm gonna fuckin' kill this guy
00:24:22 Who, the souther?
00:24:24 He was driving around
00:24:27 fuckin'
00:24:29 with the board hanging
00:24:32 Green and yellow,
00:24:35 Yeah? Well, how do you know
00:24:39 Dude, he had a fuckin'
00:24:43 Total valley boy
00:24:46 and... the fucker
00:24:48 Like slacks.
00:24:51 Pants?
00:24:53 [Both]
00:24:56 Hey, guys,
00:25:00 [Lardo]
00:25:03 [Lardo]
00:25:05 Check it out.
00:25:15 What I wouldn't do to nib
00:25:22 Dude, what I wouldn't
00:25:36 [Together]
00:25:48 Your mom home,
00:25:50 Maybe we should go in
00:25:52 Yeah, I don't know.
00:25:55 - Is she okay?
00:26:02 Shit.
00:26:05 I'm supposed to meet this kid
00:26:09 You're selling
00:26:12 Yeah, they're gonna
00:26:16 - Seriously, bro?
00:26:18 Sixteen dollars.
00:26:21 Uh, we have to figure out this...
00:26:26 2QAN...
00:26:29 Later?
00:26:31 First we're gonna
00:26:38 You ready?
00:26:44 Check this dude out.
00:26:47 Mr. C., how ya doin'?
00:26:51 So, uh, anyway,
00:26:55 Candianedas.
00:26:59 So I see this bitchin'
00:27:02 I've already heard
00:27:05 Oh, yeah?
00:27:07 Oh, that's great. Typical.
00:27:09 Hey. So, uh, yeah,
00:27:13 So I drop in on this wave,
00:27:16 and then it was,
00:27:20 And I'm, like,
00:27:24 It's, like,
00:27:26 And then I'm like, "Whoa!"
00:27:28 And this giant liquid cavern
00:27:32 [Lardo]
00:27:36 Look what I found.
00:27:39 Yeah, we'll have these.
00:27:40 Beef.
00:27:45 Uh, no. Do you?
00:27:47 Yeah, um,
00:27:50 Yeah, later. Okay.
00:27:53 [Lardo Laughs]
00:27:54 [Chuckles]
00:27:57 [Chuckles]
00:27:59 What?
00:28:02 She's a nice lady.
00:28:05 Can you keep a secret?
00:28:08 What-What's up?
00:28:11 What?
00:28:14 He just calls her that.
00:28:16 She bailed, man.
00:28:19 Whoa.
00:28:22 There ya go, son.
00:28:24 There you go.
00:28:28 This is a nice couch.
00:28:32 Now if the wife asks,
00:28:36 Sure, okay.
00:28:40 Harry, Peggy works
00:28:43 Mm-hmm.
00:28:46 All right. Bye, Marge.
00:28:49 Okay.
00:28:52 1979 Datsun,
00:28:54 registered
00:28:58 212 South Valley Road,
00:29:02 Here ya go.
00:29:04 You don't know how much
00:29:07 Well, do me a favor.
00:29:11 Oh, and next time you sell Harry
00:29:19 Fuckin' southers.
00:29:27 Oooh, stand by
00:29:32 [Laughs]
00:29:35 [Coughing]
00:29:37 If you barf,
00:29:40 That what dogs are for,
00:29:44 Hey, boys.
00:29:48 Little bit of booty
00:29:57 [Woman]
00:30:00 [Anne]
00:30:02 Can we, like, have a bottle
00:30:05 Oh, go ahead.
00:30:08 But no drinking and driving.
00:30:12 Yeah, well, I used to.
00:30:15 Anne.
00:30:16 - I found it.
00:30:19 [J.D.] Yeah.
00:30:20 - Oh, hey, Brenda.
00:30:24 We know where it is. I just
00:30:28 [Anne]
00:30:33 - [Laughs]
00:30:36 Mom, come on!
00:30:40 - Wow.
00:30:42 I love you too.
00:30:45 [J.D.]
00:30:50 Oh, there you are,
00:30:54 Oh, honey.
00:30:56 Ja. Herb, the milkman, told me.
00:30:59 Come on, Mom.
00:31:01 We'll get it back for you,
00:31:05 We're onto it, Ma,
00:31:09 Oh, Johnny.
00:31:18 La Lumbie.
00:31:22 Come on, sweetheart, huh?
00:31:24 Did you miss me?
00:31:27 I need ya now.
00:31:32 Come on now.
00:31:35 Here you go, honey.
00:31:39 Oh, Johnny, please.
00:31:43 All right, all right.
00:31:46 Uh-huh.
00:31:48 Uh, now can I go?
00:31:51 Here, Anne. Hold this.
00:31:55 Come on. Come on.
00:31:59 [Engine Revs, Dies]
00:32:02 [Engine Starts]
00:32:10 Good luck, Johnny.
00:32:13 # Oh, Gidget goes to hell #
00:32:18 Whoo.
00:32:21 So get this.
00:32:24 He's drivin'
00:32:26 in this bright-ass orange
00:32:30 The typical souther.
00:32:33 I mean, it seemed like his hair
00:32:37 And, uh, he was wearing pants.
00:32:41 [Anne] What?
00:32:48 # Gidget goes to hell #
00:32:50 # Gidget goes to hell #
00:32:52 # She's the center of attention
00:32:56 # Paddles way outside, yeah
00:32:59 [Knocking]
00:33:02 [Exhales]
00:33:05 We got a situation here,
00:33:09 These fucking southers,
00:33:11 they come to
00:33:14 and they desecrate it,
00:33:17 It's over, and they're
00:33:20 - [All Cheering]
00:33:23 Totally.
00:33:26 Whatever.
00:33:29 All right, now here's the deal.
00:33:31 a band of brothers,
00:33:36 and we're gonna find
00:33:41 [All Cheering]
00:33:44 We're going.
00:33:47 Yes. Shut up, Iris.
00:33:54 [Belches]
00:33:58 the time has come.
00:34:01 - Lardo.
00:34:03 - [Engine Starts]
00:34:12 What, Mooney's?
00:34:16 What are we doing here?
00:34:25 So, Mike, I know I should
00:34:29 I'm gonna get the board back
00:34:33 We got an address,
00:34:38 So, you know, don't worry.
00:34:49 These kids.
00:34:52 They're gonna run off
00:35:11 Let's go get us
00:35:14 Mooney's comin' with us.
00:35:18 Let's do this.
00:35:21 ## [Surf Rock]
00:35:31 ## [Man Singing, Indistinct]
00:35:38 Why do you call your car
00:35:41 Well, it used to be La Bamba,
00:35:45 Well, it was Bomber,
00:35:48 Yeah. Because
00:35:51 I'm sorry?
00:35:53 Le lan lalk lin lels.
00:35:55 You can talk in "L's"?
00:35:59 Wow. I really gotta
00:36:05 ## [Continues]
00:36:09 We're goin' to war,
00:36:12 We need a fuckin'
00:36:15 - [Anne] Check the tapes.
00:36:18 - Germs.
00:36:20 - Bob Marley.
00:36:24 [Mooney]
00:36:27 Pick a tape.
00:36:31 Tape?
00:36:35 Fear.
00:36:37 - Right on.
00:36:40 Now that is road-trip music.
00:36:42 - [Man On Tape]
00:36:45 Turn it up.
00:36:49 # There's so many of us
00:36:52 # There's so many of us
00:36:55 # So they can go die
00:37:00 # We could all use the money
00:37:04 # We need the space
00:37:09 # Yeah, clean out this place #
00:37:12 # It already started
00:37:17 # Suburbia #
00:37:19 # Will be just as easy #
00:37:22 # There's so many of us
00:37:25 # There's so many of us
00:37:27 # There's so many of us
00:37:30 # There's so many of us
00:37:50 The valley
00:37:55 Millions of southers,
00:37:58 I hate pants.
00:38:04 One of 'em named
00:38:07 Yeah.
00:38:09 Somewhere down
00:38:13 Watch for Van Nuys
00:38:17 I'm from here,
00:38:20 [Man On Tape]
00:38:23 We need gas.
00:38:25 # Bands won't play no more #
00:38:29 # Too much fighting
00:38:36 Hey, Sparky.
00:38:37 I challenge you
00:38:40 All right, you bastard,
00:38:42 God, I can't wait to
00:38:45 I know.
00:38:49 You'll be in New York,
00:38:53 Oh, but you'll like it,
00:38:56 You'll meet some guy,
00:38:59 You'll fall in love,
00:39:04 You make it sound
00:39:06 I wish I could do that.
00:39:09 You got nothin'. Huh?
00:39:11 Come on.
00:39:13 Ah, but you'll be
00:39:17 I mean, I hope so. I just can't
00:39:21 You know, like C.B.G.B.'s.
00:39:25 Oh, Max's Kansas City
00:39:29 Grace Church, where
00:39:34 Someday I just really hope
00:39:36 Um, who's that?
00:39:39 You know. She has that song,
00:39:43 [Both Shouting]
00:39:46 Yeah.
00:39:49 Whoa, what?
00:39:53 - [Lardo]
00:39:59 [J.D. Laughs, Grunts]
00:40:03 Oh, gasoline.
00:40:06 [Laughs]
00:40:09 Oh! Oh!
00:40:17 Hey!
00:40:19 [Laughing]
00:40:22 - Here we go.
00:40:25 Uh, they lost a bet
00:40:29 so now every time
00:40:32 Just like that!
00:40:35 That's the dumbest
00:40:40 [Sparky]
00:40:42 [Laughs]
00:40:45 Hey. Hey, Mike.
00:40:48 You all right?
00:40:51 [Man On Tape]
00:40:57 # This town is comin'
00:41:09 There it is.
00:41:16 This is the part where
00:41:19 and we see, like, this
00:41:21 And there's this guy
00:41:26 He's creepin' up on the car,
00:41:29 but he's got a steel hook
00:41:31 Whee!
00:41:34 - [Iris] Just save it.
00:41:37 - Torch the place.
00:41:43 What if we sneak
00:41:46 You're such a perv.
00:41:49 This is James Bond
00:41:51 No, no, no.
00:41:55 douse it in gasoline,
00:42:00 That's a bit extreme,
00:42:04 One more.
00:42:06 - One more what, Mike?
00:42:09 Yeah.
00:42:13 All right.
00:42:16 So assuming our information's
00:42:22 in his car,
00:42:25 Oh, my God.
00:42:28 [Lardo Laughs]
00:42:32 Totally.
00:42:45 [Deep Breath]
00:43:04 Uh... Hi, sir.
00:43:07 My name's J.D.
00:43:09 Uh, these are my friends,
00:43:15 We're here 'cause
00:43:18 Do you have a son?
00:43:21 You see, my board
00:43:26 Well, we think that
00:43:29 That-That's his name, right?
00:43:31 That Brian kind of...
00:43:36 We got a license plate
00:43:40 And we're pretty sure
00:43:43 But maybe we got it wrong.
00:44:21 [Whispering]
00:45:17 [Dialing Phone]
00:45:26 Hello.
00:45:28 [Sparky]
00:45:31 Yeah. It was right there
00:45:33 That was, like, too easy, man.
00:45:37 No. We're not goin'
00:45:42 There's one thing I hate
00:45:47 And that's a thief.
00:45:50 I need to apologize.
00:45:52 My son's done a bad thing here,
00:46:02 - What's your name?
00:46:07 Well, Mike Mooney, I suppose
00:46:12 I think we'd like
00:46:16 My son stole a surfboard.
00:46:22 It's understood.
00:46:26 All right.
00:46:28 Come on, Iris.
00:46:31 What's goin' on?
00:46:33 Don't "what" me.
00:46:36 There's nothing
00:46:38 Iris. Speak to me.
00:46:43 I know the guy. Okay?
00:46:45 You what?
00:46:48 - You got it back.
00:46:50 [Mooney]
00:46:52 Yeah. Now what the fuck
00:46:55 Why don't we just,
00:46:57 What? What?
00:47:00 Fuck that, J. D!
00:47:03 We gotta do something
00:47:06 [Anne]
00:47:08 There's still time to go
00:47:10 Imagine the look
00:47:13 No! Shh! No.
00:47:15 Getting the board back
00:47:18 [Opens Tailgate]
00:47:20 You know what you
00:47:22 I mean, you gotta
00:47:24 And scare the living
00:47:27 [Sighs]
00:47:30 Um, so what
00:47:32 [J.D.]
00:47:36 That's it?
00:47:38 You don't get it, do you?
00:47:41 I gotta- I gotta either
00:47:44 or I gotta go
00:47:45 That's it.
00:47:47 Do you know how fucking huge
00:47:49 He's at Buffalo Records
00:47:54 [Sighs]
00:47:58 [Laughs]
00:48:03 Iris.
00:48:06 - Idiot. You have pants on.
00:48:09 He gave me records, okay?
00:48:11 And then I dumped him,
00:48:14 I didn't know he would do
00:48:16 Okay? I'm- I'm really sorry.
00:48:19 ## [Woman Singing Pop]
00:48:21 Studies have shown
00:48:24 actually trigger a response
00:48:27 like, um, when you eat
00:48:30 [Iris]
00:48:31 And where did you get
00:48:35 Maybe it was in the American
00:48:38 Ho-ho.
00:48:40 [Fake Laugh]
00:48:42 So, how shall we
00:48:44 Just take it nice
00:48:48 All right.
00:48:51 Okay. I will be with you
00:48:54 That's it!
00:48:56 That would
00:48:59 - [Sparky]
00:49:02 Hey, guys, be careful.
00:49:04 We're comin'
00:49:07 [Sparky]
00:49:09 You're gonna
00:49:11 Open the door, asshole!
00:49:13 Go fuck yourself,
00:49:16 I'm gonna fuck you up, bro!
00:49:18 I got it!
00:49:19 Sparky, put the fucking
00:49:22 [All Shouting]
00:49:24 [Mooney]
00:49:27 [All Shouting]
00:49:30 - [Anne]
00:49:33 - I'm gonna fucking...
00:49:35 - [Mooney] Let's go.
00:49:38 Cocksucker! I'm glad
00:49:41 - Once you fuck with me,
00:49:44 Fuck you!
00:49:46 You better sleep
00:49:50 [Out Of Breath]
00:49:54 Oh, it's amazing
00:49:58 It looks like
00:50:02 It's...
00:50:06 How did we do?
00:50:10 What do we do now?
00:50:14 Beer!
00:50:17 ## [Muzak]
00:50:22 Pierpont Vodka, huh?
00:50:24 - That's imported, right?
00:50:27 I hear them crazy Russkies
00:50:29 Yeah. I'm gonna need
00:50:31 [Chuckling]
00:50:33 Thanks a lot.
00:50:37 Need some help?
00:50:39 Happy New Year, chief.
00:50:45 How's it goin'?
00:50:47 So, uh... Yeah, I see
00:50:52 And it's, like, pitchin' over.
00:50:55 I'm goin' like this.
00:50:58 And it's, like, pitchin',
00:51:01 And I'm, like, whoa!
00:51:04 And then... Do you surf?
00:51:06 [Clears Throat]
00:51:09 It's killer, bro.
00:51:12 [Shrieking]
00:51:16 [Shrieks]
00:51:18 [Exhales]
00:51:19 [Laughing] Yeah.
00:51:21 - These are 69 cents here?
00:51:25 In Ventura,
00:51:28 Hmm. Then you should go
00:51:32 Man, what kind of lifestyle
00:51:37 - That's insulting.
00:51:45 Have a beer with Fear, boys.
00:51:51 ## [Loud Rock]
00:51:57 ## [Continues]
00:52:05 Yes!
00:52:07 ## [Man Singing, Indistinct]
00:52:14 You guys aren't
00:52:17 - Mooney went with the guys
00:52:21 No, but he saw
00:52:24 Hey, everybody!
00:52:27 Those guys make it
00:52:30 [People Cheering]
00:52:32 Whoo! Thanks, Santa!
00:52:36 Yeow! Ha-ha!
00:52:43 [Engine Stops]
00:52:45 This guy dated you,
00:52:49 Why'd he steal my board?
00:52:52 [Iris]
00:52:54 I have no idea, J.D.
00:52:57 I told you.
00:52:59 [Burps]
00:53:01 So, this is the most
00:53:06 [Anne]
00:53:09 and everyone's just sitting
00:53:12 Not the West Coast
00:53:14 You goin' to that,
00:53:16 [Largo]
00:53:20 Killed it.
00:53:21 Dude, I finished 34th.
00:53:24 Comes a time to move on.
00:53:28 I surf for the fun of it
00:53:40 [Anne, Laughs]
00:53:44 You know, in a couple months,
00:53:49 [Lardo]
00:53:52 So? We're all out
00:53:55 Some of us are gonna
00:53:58 get jobs,
00:54:00 start doing adult stuff.
00:54:02 Yeah, and shit
00:54:05 Look, all I'm saying is,
00:54:08 things are gonna be...
00:54:14 Man!
00:54:17 Start talkin' about
00:54:20 gettin' all high
00:54:25 Shit. I don't know
00:54:28 Yeah, and that's
00:54:30 What are you saying, Anne?
00:54:33 A lot of people,
00:54:36 People like who... Harry,
00:54:40 Great fuckin' role models, J.D.
00:54:42 You think we should
00:54:44 that we should start workin'
00:54:46 Is that it, huh?
00:54:49 Or get a vacuum cleaner
00:54:52 Yeah?
00:54:54 You really think that this
00:54:57 [Exhales]
00:55:01 [Exhales]
00:55:04 If I thought that,
00:55:09 [Mooney]
00:55:13 You don't have to buy
00:55:16 What choice do you have,
00:55:23 We need more beer.
00:55:25 Me too.
00:55:27 Are you okay?
00:55:34 Those guys are acting
00:55:36 Yeah.
00:55:39 This pot's having,
00:55:42 Um, you just gotta give it
00:55:52 Careful, dude.
00:55:56 [Sighs]
00:55:58 I'm thinkin'
00:56:01 Anne's goin' to college.
00:56:05 Iris is movin'
00:56:13 How do you guys
00:56:15 Do what?
00:56:19 Easy. Just put
00:56:23 inside their leg.
00:56:25 And then you just
00:56:28 It works every time,
00:56:30 Yeah. Feels pretty good.
00:56:34 Not your own leg, man.
00:56:37 The chick's.
00:56:46 Well, Lardo says
00:56:56 It's like... It's just
00:57:01 What would you do
00:57:04 with... La Lumbie?
00:57:08 Mmm, get in,
00:57:11 start 'er up...
00:57:14 and take off.
00:57:18 [Laughs]
00:57:21 You gotta... You gotta
00:57:26 Give 'er a little loving,
00:57:30 You baby her a little.
00:57:32 You check her, um-
00:57:34 You check her fluids-
00:57:39 You kick the tires...
00:57:43 When you feel confident
00:57:48 you slide
00:57:51 You tickle the starter
00:57:54 Then you... You slip it
00:57:58 and you gently...
00:58:04 And then
00:58:06 But that's when you
00:58:10 really start
00:58:14 And as she starts to warm up,
00:58:19 you know, you can...
00:58:23 You know?
00:58:25 When she's ready, she'll-
00:58:27 And when she starts to hum,
00:58:30 as hard as you can
00:58:33 That's... That's
00:58:35 That's when it gets,
00:58:37 That's, like,
00:58:40 on the open back road
00:58:42 with nothing but, like,
00:58:46 with stars and sky and-
00:58:50 And no traffic lights.
00:58:53 That's as-That's
00:58:57 That's...
00:59:00 That's being a man.
00:59:11 What does all that
00:59:17 [Exhales]
00:59:21 You don't have
00:59:25 um, Sparky.
00:59:27 ## [Reggae, Indistinct]
00:59:31 It's coming, l-I think.
00:59:34 It's either coming,
00:59:37 Turn here.
00:59:40 [Lardo]
00:59:44 Okay. Valley View.
00:59:47 Valley Lane.
00:59:49 Valley Drive.
00:59:51 They're all the same
00:59:56 Damn. We're gonna miss it.
00:59:58 [Anne]
01:00:00 Lardo, you are so busted.
01:00:05 Yeah. I kind of do.
01:00:08 Okay. Where are we?
01:00:12 Lost. Totally,
01:00:16 I'm leally, leally lost.
01:00:19 Loh, ly Lod!
01:00:23 [Shrieks]
01:00:24 [Laughing]
01:00:27 What have you
01:00:29 [Crying]
01:00:32 [Engine Sputters, Dies]
01:00:39 All right, what
01:00:43 Well, I think
01:00:47 You just filled it up.
01:00:51 I only put one dollar in.
01:00:55 - [Groans]
01:00:58 Doomed.
01:01:01 [Whimpers]
01:01:06 Whoa.
01:01:11 - Whoa, what?
01:01:17 I don't hear shit.
01:01:19 That's just it.
01:01:28 That's weird.
01:01:30 You can't hear it.
01:01:33 Yeah.
01:01:36 [Vehicle Approaching]
01:01:38 Whoa. Shit.
01:01:48 You proud of yourself,
01:01:51 What got into your head?
01:01:55 What's he doing?
01:01:57 Shh. I can't hear him.
01:02:00 [Snoring]
01:02:02 Shit.
01:02:10 Sparky. Psst!
01:02:17 You got somethin'
01:02:20 Why'd you do it?
01:02:24 Then why steal a surfboard?
01:02:28 Too late for that, Brian.
01:02:34 My girlfriend...
01:02:36 She broke up with me
01:02:39 So you were just pissed
01:02:42 and so you decided
01:02:44 What's the fuckin'
01:02:46 You got your board back.
01:02:48 That's not for you
01:02:51 Now, the way I see it is this.
01:02:54 One, you can
01:02:57 Or two, you can dole out
01:03:01 What's it gonna be?
01:03:04 Dad, these guys are
01:03:07 Brian, don't embarrass
01:03:09 You get three swings.
01:03:12 Fair.
01:03:16 I got him!
01:03:21 That's one.
01:03:23 - Piece of cake.
01:03:26 I said three swings.
01:03:28 - You got two left.
01:03:30 He said one of you guys
01:03:33 He already took one,
01:03:38 I mean, that's the rule. Right?
01:03:42 That's what he said.
01:03:47 Fine.
01:03:49 Did you hear that,
01:03:52 Two swings.
01:03:54 Just get me close.
01:03:57 All right, fairy boy.
01:04:03 What the fuck?
01:04:05 That's two.
01:04:08 Keep quiet. Take your licks.
01:04:11 Get up, Sparky.
01:04:13 - You got one more.
01:04:16 One more. One more, Sparky.
01:04:18 Don't laugh at me!
01:04:20 - Dude.
01:04:22 - What you laughin' at?
01:04:25 Then I'm takin'
01:04:27 Come on, Sparky.
01:04:31 You gotta get up.
01:04:35 [J.D.'s Voice, Distorted]
01:04:38 [Thinking]
01:04:40 [Distorted Laughing]
01:04:42 [Distorted]
01:04:44 Get up! Get up!
01:04:50 [J.D.]
01:04:52 - All right!
01:04:55 [Laughing]
01:04:57 Sparky, you did it, man.
01:04:59 You nailed him, man!
01:05:02 [Snoring]
01:05:05 Holy shit.
01:05:06 He's asleep.
01:05:09 You fellas
01:05:15 Now I want you
01:05:17 Shake hands.
01:05:29 I, um-
01:05:33 It's cool.
01:05:35 No real harm done.
01:05:38 [Muffled]
01:05:41 [Deep Breath]
01:05:44 Come on, Brian.
01:05:47 put an ice pack
01:05:49 Excuse me.
01:05:54 Sam. Sam Kramer.
01:05:58 I just wanna say it was, uh...
01:06:02 I just... I wanted
01:06:07 I was gone a lot
01:06:10 Didn't do a very good job,
01:06:14 Most of the time, you do
01:06:17 hope the rest just...
01:06:21 And... sometimes it does.
01:06:25 [Pats Shoulder]
01:06:28 Don't forget Sparky there.
01:06:33 Wiener man. What'd you do,
01:06:38 [Laughing]
01:06:42 Kenny, dude,
01:06:46 Yeah, I was just wonderin',
01:06:51 Oh, man. Well, uh,
01:06:55 You know, we sell gas cans.
01:06:58 I'll be happy to sell you one,
01:07:00 - Oh. yeah.
01:07:05 Three dollars?
01:07:07 Yeah, I got three bucks.
01:07:10 One. I got one.
01:07:12 [Coins Jingling]
01:07:14 Hold on.
01:07:16 Dude, 2.20- Oh.
01:07:21 Yeah.
01:07:25 15 cents' worth of gas,
01:07:28 Hey, bro, look,
01:07:30 Give me a break, man.
01:07:34 Look, man, we sell 'em.
01:07:39 [Pushes Money]
01:07:46 [Mooney]
01:07:49 Lost in the valley
01:07:53 This whole day has been, like,
01:07:57 It's all about-
01:07:59 Hey, bros.
01:08:00 Do you, like, have
01:08:02 My car ran out of gas,
01:08:05 this dude won't let me
01:08:08 Uh, you ran out
01:08:10 Yeah. It's just, like,
01:08:15 We got some beers left over
01:08:18 Yeah, sure, man.
01:08:27 Bitchin' can, dude.
01:08:32 Hop in.
01:08:38 Man, I just wanted
01:08:42 You know, just-
01:08:45 One punch.
01:08:48 You got one punch.
01:08:51 I mean, I should've
01:08:53 I should've kicked
01:08:56 You know what?
01:08:59 You wanna come?
01:09:02 Oh, who gives a shit
01:09:05 Fuck, Sparky!
01:09:08 You talk all this bullshit.
01:09:11 And you just get drunk
01:09:14 So shut up, all right!
01:09:24 You okay?
01:09:38 Thanks, bros. Hopefully,
01:09:43 Hey. Hey, what are
01:09:45 Esmeralda.
01:09:48 Esmeralda
01:09:50 - Hey, where you from?
01:09:52 - South Africa.
01:09:54 Can't you tell
01:09:57 Oh. Is that true?
01:09:59 - Hey, listen, guys.
01:10:04 - [Anne] Get the fuck
01:10:06 Let go! Lardo!
01:10:09 Hey!
01:10:11 Go, Anne! Go! Go!
01:10:14 Aw, fuck!
01:10:17 You like that?
01:10:18 - Hey, asshole!
01:10:22 Motherfucker!
01:10:25 [Gasping]
01:10:27 - Later, bitch.
01:10:31 - # I don't give a damn
01:10:33 Pieces of shit!
01:10:36 or I will fucking
01:10:39 Come on!
01:10:42 # And that's what I'm
01:10:44 # And I don't give a damn
01:10:46 What about our beer?
01:10:47 [Tires Screeching]
01:10:50 # Not me #
01:10:52 No, they're not.
01:10:54 [Laughing]
01:10:57 # Not me ##
01:11:00 Whoa. They're here.
01:11:15 ## [Soft Rock]
01:11:27 [Man]
01:11:30 # Nobody ever thought
01:11:34 # Livin' out the life
01:11:38 # Well, what's right, wrong
01:11:41 # Livin' by the ocean
01:11:44 # Mama always said
01:11:47 # You better get your mug
01:11:54 ## [Continues, Indistinct]
01:12:01 # And in the surf
01:12:04 # A little piece of mind
01:12:08 # Livin' out the life
01:12:13 # My mother is the ocean
01:12:16 # Really nothin' else
01:12:18 ## [Continues, Indistinct]
01:12:31 All right.
01:12:37 Yeah.
01:12:39 Just give it
01:12:50 So?
01:13:03 [Engine Stops]
01:13:07 Gotta grab my skateboard
01:13:15 Hey, Sparky. Hey.
01:13:20 Thanks, dude.
01:13:23 No, really.
01:13:26 [Sighs]
01:13:31 [Chuckles]
01:13:38 I just-
01:13:41 If I gotta have someone
01:13:45 I'm just glad
01:13:47 Yeah?
01:13:50 We're gonna be talkin'
01:13:53 We will, won't we?
01:13:56 I'm gonna catch
01:14:00 You goin' surfin' later?
01:14:04 You know, I actually
01:14:13 Me too.
01:14:19 Later, Sparky.
01:14:22 Uh!
01:14:24 Uh!
01:14:25 Uh, I got it.
01:14:28 I gotta go to work.
01:14:30 [Door Shuts]
01:14:36 Hey, uh, you know,
01:14:39 Oh, he just... He just
01:14:41 The fucker, he tore
01:14:44 So we're good, right?
01:14:47 You know what?
01:14:49 Whatever doesn't kill you
01:14:53 Whoa.
01:14:56 Dude, I didn't
01:14:59 It's still good though.
01:15:01 Yeah?
01:15:08 Later?
01:15:10 Sure.
01:15:15 Hey, I'm really sorry
01:15:18 - It's not your fault.
01:15:22 [Laughs]
01:15:27 Hey. Later, darlin'.
01:15:30 Tell your mom
01:15:32 You're such a liar.
01:15:34 What? I'm so totally
01:15:40 Yeah, you're committed
01:15:43 What's that
01:15:48 When you figure it out,
01:15:56 Hey, Lardo.
01:16:00 What?
01:16:02 The whole thing, dude.
01:16:05 This guy gets dumped,
01:16:09 He doesn't even
01:16:11 And Del just happens
01:16:14 And because of that,
01:16:16 Yeah, yeah. No, no.
01:16:21 Oh, it's wonderful.
01:16:24 [Lardo]
01:16:27 He turned out to be
01:16:30 just some dude
01:16:34 Bro, she took his heart,
01:16:36 and she just, like,
01:16:40 She's fuckin' vicious,
01:16:46 Well, we got your board back.
01:16:53 [Brakes Squeal]
01:16:56 Oh, shit!
01:16:59 [Groans]
01:17:05 [Sighs]
01:17:09 Mmm.
01:17:12 - It doesn't look too bad.
01:17:15 Hey, man!
01:17:18 [Board Clattering]
01:17:36 [J.D. Narrating]
01:17:40 It wasn't about a surfboard.
01:17:43 It was about the journey-
01:17:53 Lardo and I are still
01:17:55 He has a beautiful daughter now
01:18:00 in typical Lardo fashion,
01:18:04 Sparky lived every day
01:18:08 He rode his last wave in
01:18:11 He was truly
01:18:13 and I'll always remember
01:18:17 Nobody did it like Sparky.
01:18:23 Iris went to New York
01:18:25 just like she said
01:18:27 She's not rich and famous yet,
01:18:32 and visits Ventura
01:18:39 Anne found a great guy
01:18:43 She's married,
01:18:46 And I still remain great friends
01:18:52 My hero... Mike Mooney.
01:18:56 Still the legend on Pierpont
01:19:01 for the love of it.
01:19:21 ## [Rhythmic Tapping]
01:19:25 Hey.
01:19:33 [J.D. Narrating]
01:19:37 But then again, lots of things
01:19:41 Like Del.
01:19:46 ## [Rhythmic Clapping]
01:19:49 And as for me,
01:19:53 four great kids,
01:19:55 play music with my friends,
01:19:58 and still surfing...
01:20:02 [Woman]
01:20:05 # When you don't know #
01:20:07 # How can you tell #
01:20:09 # Where you're goin' to #
01:20:11 # You can't be sure #
01:20:13 # Of any situation #
01:20:15 # Somethin' could change #
01:20:17 # And then you won't know #
01:20:24 # Whoo #
01:20:32 # Where do we go from here #
01:20:37 # It seems so all too near #
01:20:40 # Just as far on beyond
01:20:44 # I still don't know what this
01:20:57 # I have nowhere to go #
01:21:01 # I don't know what to do #
01:21:05 # And I don't even know
01:21:10 # I guess it doesn't matter
01:21:14 # Love is so strange #
01:21:18 # When you don't know #
01:21:22 # Somethin' could change #
01:21:25 # And then you won't know #
01:21:38 # Life is so strange #
01:21:42 # When you don't know #
01:21:46 # Somethin' could change #
01:21:50 # Then you won't know #
01:21:57 # Whoo ##
01:22:04 ## [New Song: Punk]
01:22:10 [Man]
01:22:14 # So let's go #
01:22:16 ## [Continues]
01:22:27 # Young girls
01:22:33 # And young girls
01:22:39 # Rockets shoot off
01:22:45 # And buildings rise
01:22:51 # Bang, bang
01:22:57 # Bang, bang