Abbott and Costello Meet the Invisible Man

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00:01:46 All hail beloved
00:01:52 Steadfast and loyal
00:01:58 This is the greatest thing that ever
00:02:03 I slipped the guy 20 bucks.
00:02:07 ...detective training
00:02:10 And now we graduate
00:02:17 Experts in criminology
00:02:22 And since they say
00:02:29 We will fight crime
00:02:33 D.D.T.
00:02:39 Men, I have taught you
00:02:43 You've studied hard and
00:02:46 You have earned the Dugan
00:02:51 And the D.D.T. diploma
00:02:54 means a steady
00:02:57 Bud Alexander.
00:03:00 In accordance with my agreement
00:03:04 you'll receive a trial with
00:03:07 Report to the MacQuillan
00:03:11 Give him this card. Thank you.
00:03:14 Louis Francis.
00:03:21 Thank you.
00:03:35 You've been seeing too many
00:03:39 Take off
00:03:42 A detective has to dress so
00:03:47 Put that down,
00:03:49 Turn on the
00:03:52 Hurry up, it might
00:03:55 I'm glad MacQuillan
00:03:57 Maybe we can grab a case
00:03:59 We get a tip on a bank robbery,
00:04:03 and we follow the murderer
00:04:07 We go to his hideout and
00:04:10 Remember, death lurks
00:04:13 And suddenly,
00:04:31 Fellas interested in a case? A case?
00:04:34 A case of what? Shh, quiet!
00:04:38 Which one of you is MacQuillan? I am. I am.
00:04:41 Who's who? He's Mac, I'm Quillan.
00:04:43 Just call us Bud and Lou.
00:04:47 Be on the lookout for
00:04:50 He is 5'11", weighs 165,
00:04:55 When last seen, was wearing
00:05:02 Nelson? Isn't that
00:05:05 who killed his manager after his
00:05:09 If we weren't taking your case,
00:05:13 I don't think you have to
00:05:17 5'10", weight 165,
00:05:21 Put down...
00:05:24 Quiet, the man
00:05:43 If that ain't Tommy Nelson,
00:05:47 Frankenstein!
00:05:49 Hello, Helen,
00:05:52 Good.
00:05:54 I must see the doctor at once.
00:05:57 There's money in this for you. How much?
00:06:01 Plenty. Take me
00:06:03 and I'll tell you
00:06:08 That's him.
00:06:10 Tommy Nelson. I'd love
00:06:14 Come on,
00:06:32 I can't see a thing. Turn it around!
00:06:38 Bud, I-I-look!
00:06:42 It's only a moth.
00:06:50 Tommy, I've been
00:06:55 I want to see the
00:06:57 Fellas, wait the in library.
00:07:09 Excuse me.
00:07:11 She called him Tommy. That's
00:07:15 Stop jumping
00:07:17 What would an escaped killer
00:07:21 So he can catch himself? So... Oh, come on!
00:07:24 Tommy,
00:07:26 The police know
00:07:29 This is the first place
00:07:31 Those men you brought with you...
00:07:34 Can you trust them? If you'd brought the
00:07:38 What did happen?
00:07:40 Did you make up your minds that
00:07:44 Uncle Phil's been working on the
00:07:49 I do, my boy.
00:08:19 Pripitane serum was discovered
00:08:24 One injection, and the cell
00:08:39 What are you
00:08:41 Jab me with one of those and
00:08:44 I'll be free to find out
00:08:47 And inside of a week,
00:08:50 just like its discoverer,
00:08:56 I've got to take
00:08:58 Do you want to go insane,
00:09:01 Shot down like a mad dog
00:09:04 He never regained his visibility
00:09:08 When he willed
00:09:10 I swore I'd never use it until
00:09:14 some means of
00:09:17 avoiding insanity,
00:09:22 Doc, unless I clear myself,
00:09:25 So what difference
00:09:27 Come on, that's a boy!
00:09:30 Did you see that?
00:09:32 The halfback just ran around
00:09:37 We interrupt our program to
00:09:40 Have you seen this man? He's
00:09:43 There's a $5,000 reward. If you
00:09:47 What number?
00:09:51 Thank you. You're right,
00:09:55 Let's get outta here. No,
00:09:59 We'll grab the murderer and get
00:10:02 This guy hired you and I...
00:10:06 Because he killed his manager? Because he
00:10:10 I'm sorry, Tommy,
00:10:22 It's the police. Let's
00:10:25 Good, let's go.
00:10:27 We're detectives.
00:10:29 Am I a crook? You want me to answer that?
00:10:35 It's the police. Stall them off and
00:10:51 All right, men,
00:11:09 It's a legal search
00:11:14 I've been ridiculous
00:11:17 Roy, you and I'll
00:11:19 Joe, you cover the back.
00:11:48 We've got to catch Nelson
00:11:51 and collect
00:11:53 I'll watch in the hall and you watch
00:11:56 You watch here and I'll
00:11:59 That's the same thing! Shh.
00:12:03 We've got him.
00:12:06 Look.
00:12:08 Bud.! Bud.!
00:12:11 Don't worry,
00:12:14 Neither can I!
00:12:24 Mr. Nelson,
00:12:27 I'm for you.
00:12:30 Atta boy.
00:12:43 Ha, ha, ha!
00:12:49 Ha, ha, ha!
00:13:22 Don't forget,
00:13:24 My pal's got him covered.
00:13:33 Well,
00:13:38 Always on his toes,
00:13:43 Come on, boy. I'll give
00:13:47 Oh, Bud, I want
00:13:50 Here's Bud.
00:13:52 Where did Tommy Nelson go? He disappeared.
00:13:55 How did he get out? In installments.
00:13:58 Installments? Yeah, he
00:14:06 That... That's all
00:14:08 Evidently Nelson
00:14:10 What was he wearing the
00:14:13 Air.
00:14:16 And then he asked me
00:14:18 Wearing air? What
00:14:21 He was standing right here
00:14:24 His hand was gone.
00:14:26 I went to speak to him,
00:14:29 He took off his shirt,
00:14:31 He took off his pants,
00:14:34 Then he spoke to me,
00:14:38 This guy's a psycho
00:14:41 Would you mind coming
00:14:44 and telling a real nice man
00:14:47 Don't you believe what I saw? Sure I do.
00:14:50 Things like this happen every day. They do?
00:14:53 Where have I been? I don't
00:14:56 but I know where
00:14:58 So you let him get away!
00:15:04 Double-crosser.!
00:15:07 You kicked me!
00:15:09 And what's the idea of
00:15:12 That wasn't me, that
00:15:18 Break it up.
00:15:20 Don't keep the nice
00:15:52 I know, you saw this man
00:15:55 That's right.
00:15:57 Do you always see things?
00:16:00 Have you ever seen anyone
00:16:05 Ah-ha, this may have been
00:16:08 Tell me
00:16:10 My brother and I were
00:16:13 All of a sudden, he
00:16:15 No, into
00:16:18 Oh!
00:16:22 How about voices? Do you ever
00:16:28 When does this happen? When I
00:16:32 Oh!
00:16:34 Got a headache? Suppose you
00:16:38 Why? Don't you
00:16:41 Would you get over
00:16:44 Here, lie down.
00:16:47 Perhaps we can find out
00:16:50 Tell me, what's wrong
00:16:55 Would you
00:16:58 Often the conscious
00:17:01 but from the subconscious
00:17:03 You know where the subconscious
00:17:09 Look into my eyes.
00:17:14 You're going to sleep. Sleep.
00:17:18 What are you doing? I'm countin' cows.
00:17:21 Cows? I'm allergic to sheep.
00:17:24 Sleep. Sleep.
00:17:28 Sleep.
00:17:31 And now you are asleep. I am?
00:17:35 Go to sleep. We must find
00:17:40 Now, watch this.
00:17:44 Tick-tock.
00:17:53 You forgot to say,
00:17:57 You've got to go to sleep! I can't,
00:18:01 Concentrate on that.
00:18:04 We've got to
00:18:07 First we've got to find out
00:18:10 We must
00:18:17 What's with that psycho? Nothing yet.
00:18:20 Well, find out what's cooking. Okay.
00:18:26 Wake up, will ya, please?
00:18:30 What's happened here? He was trying
00:18:35 He kept saying,
00:18:39 Tick-tock.
00:18:42 You see, officer? I was...
00:18:51 Wonder what the doc
00:18:57 Somebody's gotta be there. You
00:19:00 I hope so.
00:19:10 Why don't you all
00:19:13 Doc, will you help me
00:19:15 Will you get up, fellas?
00:19:19 Doc! Doc! What's the matter?
00:19:23 What happened? You were trying to
00:19:28 Tick-tock.
00:19:31 Oh, no. Give me that
00:19:36 Get out of here!
00:19:39 Did you find out anything? Yes, once
00:19:43 Into thin air? No, into a sewer!
00:19:48 A fine detective
00:19:50 You not only mess up
00:19:53 but you prove to the cops that
00:20:00 I didn't mean to frighten you.
00:20:04 He wants you to prove
00:20:07 I have a $500 retainer for you. 500 bucks?
00:20:10 You're to take this grip to
00:20:13 that deeply
00:20:16 Leave the grip there and
00:20:18 Here's
00:20:21 We'll get in touch
00:20:24 Any messages for Tommy? Yes. Tell Tommy
00:20:29 Thanks for
00:20:33 Well, that's that.
00:20:35 So.!
00:20:38 He's invisible,
00:20:41 Then why take
00:20:44 What are you two
00:20:47 What did this guy
00:20:50 Don't lie to me.
00:20:52 Ah-ha,
00:20:55 500 dollars.
00:20:57 You'll get no parts of this $500
00:21:01 That'll teach you to
00:21:04 Oh, yeah?
00:21:07 No, you don't!
00:21:10 Touch that again, I'll
00:21:13 You take this grip...
00:21:17 Give me
00:21:19 Put it there and leave it there.
00:21:23 Give me that bill.
00:21:25 Put it in my hand like that
00:21:28 Take this grip down to the car,
00:21:31 Hurry up.
00:21:33 Wise guy.
00:21:40 Hello, operator?
00:21:52 Tommy?
00:21:54 Tommy?
00:22:12 Here's your grip,
00:22:37 Was he in there? Yeah, he
00:22:41 What did you see? An empty
00:22:45 Don't give me that invisible
00:22:49 And there were
00:22:51 And the grip that was unpackin'
00:23:00 That's some disguise. The cops
00:23:03 I'm not gonna
00:23:06 And I'm counting on you guys
00:23:09 Tommy.
00:23:14 You can trust me, too.
00:23:27 Come on, let's
00:23:30 If I'd known it was you,
00:23:32 If it's a wild goose chase... There's
00:23:36 You bag him and I'll bag the
00:23:40 I got the keys
00:23:42 Don't get excited. There's
00:23:47 Cause, I mean...
00:23:50 Oh, Tommy.
00:23:52 Not again.
00:23:56 Come out with your hands up.
00:24:01 I knew you'd do something like
00:24:04 You gonna see that nice man? Yes,
00:24:08 I saw another man
00:24:11 And I'll have your head
00:24:21 What's your
00:24:24 He did it again. And you did it again...
00:24:27 after me phoning
00:24:33 And you did that again!
00:24:40 I told you not to
00:24:43 Now, I'll show you
00:24:46 No, I'll show
00:24:50 Who said that? The voice is familiar,
00:24:55 You brought the cops here and
00:25:00 Oh, no, it's Tommy Nelson.
00:25:04 - I touched him.
00:25:07 If either of you
00:25:11 I'll break every bone
00:25:13 Tommy, I didn't do anything.
00:25:17 Get in the car.
00:25:19 Not in the front,
00:25:31 Give me the keys.
00:25:41 Fine pal
00:25:43 Stand there and
00:25:46 Bud, believe me, I
00:25:57 Boy, I sure
00:26:00 If we get in an accident,
00:26:04 Mr. Nelson,
00:26:06 Okay, from now on,
00:26:09 You didn't kill your fight manager,
00:26:14 When I stepped out of
00:26:16 I found O'Hara on the dressing
00:26:19 The officer at the door swore no
00:26:22 So, they hung
00:26:24 We believe you,
00:26:26 I forgot to tell you, Miss Grace's
00:26:30 Without it, I could become
00:26:33 with an uncontrollable
00:26:36 He ain't kidding.
00:26:44 I hope he's got his driver's
00:26:52 Pull over
00:26:54 Tell him,
00:26:57 I said,
00:27:14 Now, tell it
00:27:16 But I've told you three
00:27:21 I saw a car with nobody,
00:27:34 Sorry, Tommy, I didn't
00:27:43 Hey,
00:27:46 Rowin'. I gotta be at
00:27:50 You better hurry,
00:27:53 Now, in preparation...
00:27:55 for his fight
00:27:58 the leading contender
00:28:02 the East Side's favorite son,
00:28:06 He couldn't lick
00:28:31 So, that's Rocky Hanlon?
00:28:34 The night I fought him,
00:28:36 and a gambler named Morgan made
00:28:39 I crossed them and knocked
00:28:42 So, that's why they
00:28:45 That announcer there. It was
00:28:49 I need you guys around
00:28:52 Tell him you'd like to train
00:28:56 Mr. Stillwell...
00:29:02 In close,
00:29:04 Watch that jab. That's it.
00:29:07 Keep that
00:29:13 Keep him workin'.
00:29:18 Morgan,
00:29:21 It ain't smart if it gets
00:29:24 I know what
00:29:26 This fight will put us all
00:29:28 That's what you said before
00:29:31 This time there'll be no slipup.
00:29:35 Does his manager understand?
00:29:38 Keep asking him if he knows what
00:29:51 You don't look like
00:29:54 You can train him here as
00:29:58 In case a substitute is
00:30:02 should I give him a bout? Sure.
00:30:05 Give me a bout? Give me about
00:30:09 Listen. We told him
00:30:12 You've gotta live up to
00:30:15 What's the difference? Look, watch this.
00:30:21 Tommy...
00:30:23 you here? Yeah, this is our first move.
00:30:27 Stick close to that bag
00:31:10 I've never seen
00:31:13 Why, the little
00:31:19 You're missin' the greatest
00:31:31 Stay down.
00:31:41 Great stuff, fella. You punch
00:31:44 That's what I've
00:31:46 Steve, get a picture of
00:31:52 I made 40 grand last year.
00:31:56 About 10% of that.
00:31:59 You, make with
00:32:01 He's ready to blow up.
00:32:04 Just a minute, chum.
00:32:06 This butterball could smear you all
00:32:10 I'll repeat it. He can
00:32:13 That's it.
00:32:15 While he's doin' that, what
00:32:19 Smearin' my map all over
00:32:21 Shove off.
00:32:23 That's sailor talk,
00:32:26 Nobody has to take
00:32:28 I can whip anybody in my weight.
00:32:32 Let him smear your map
00:32:34 So, now you
00:32:37 If you're looking for a fight,
00:32:39 Lou, take
00:32:41 Me? Do you want him to think I'm a coward?
00:32:45 I'll fight
00:32:47 You couldn't even lick him. Yes, he could.
00:32:50 Take a punch at him.
00:32:52 I double dare you!
00:32:59 What a slugger.!
00:33:03 It was a right cross.
00:33:06 What punch did you use? It was a
00:33:11 What's your name? Louie Francis.
00:33:13 Louie the Looper!
00:33:16 Where've you fought?
00:33:19 Tell 'em something. Okay, Tommy.
00:33:23 I haven't had a fight since I
00:33:26 I can remember the classes,
00:33:30 I licked Chucky Lemange
00:33:33 and Chuck Grant
00:33:35 And the teacher
00:33:38 The teacher? He means his trainer.
00:33:40 Are you his manager? Sure.
00:33:43 Would you consider a fight
00:33:47 Yes!
00:33:49 What're you talkin' about?
00:33:52 That's right, I'm fightin'
00:33:55 Sure, Rocky's fightin'
00:33:58 After the story I'm writing, the
00:34:02 Attention, sports fans.
00:34:06 The Rocky Hanlon,
00:34:09 And I say, watch this boy,
00:34:13 His looks are deceiving, but there's
00:34:17 I was the first
00:34:19 And in studying Louie
00:34:22 halfTony Galento,
00:34:25 I say, watch this boy.
00:34:29 I'll call.
00:34:30 What do ya got, Lou? Pair of jacks.
00:34:33 And you, Bud?
00:34:36 No good.
00:34:41 Tommy, you are
00:34:43 What's the idea of living
00:34:47 For the benefit of our
00:34:52 Cut the cards. What's the
00:35:03 How do you like that?
00:35:07 You can say
00:35:12 What're you doin'? You gotta ante, Tommy.
00:35:15 Okay, I'm dealin'. By the
00:35:19 Morgan will hear that you guys
00:35:22 and figure
00:35:25 He'll make a contact
00:35:28 Then, the night
00:35:30 Do I have to go in the ring
00:35:33 What're you worryin' about?
00:35:36 I'm dyin' to take
00:35:39 And I'll be in there
00:35:44 I open.
00:35:47 I'll stay.
00:35:50 Cards?
00:35:51 One.
00:35:55 Give me two.
00:35:58 One, two, three.
00:36:03 I bet.
00:36:08 I'll raise
00:36:11 I'll raise you.
00:36:18 I see that,
00:36:20 That lets
00:36:23 I raise again.
00:36:40 What're you doin'? I wanna
00:36:54 Oh, Miss Gray.
00:36:56 Is Tommy here?
00:36:59 Yes.
00:37:02 Tommy,
00:37:06 Hello, Helen.
00:37:08 We oughta hang a bell
00:37:11 Maybe he's inside changing
00:37:14 I'll be right out, Helen.
00:37:16 Lou... I guess you two
00:37:19 Bud, not Helen and me,
00:37:27 Good-bye, Helen. Good...
00:37:30 I still think somebody's cheating. Come on.
00:37:36 Helen, you shouldn't
00:37:39 You may have been followed, and
00:37:41 I'm sorry, dear.
00:37:46 I've been so worried.
00:37:49 In fog or smoke, they can
00:37:53 It isn't only that, Tommy.
00:37:57 About the effect of
00:37:59 Tell him I never thought
00:38:02 I've never
00:38:05 Invisibility gives me a sense
00:38:10 Tommy, that...
00:38:13 It might be a symptom.
00:38:16 Please come back to
00:38:18 I must have time
00:38:21 Another day,
00:38:23 Then your uncle can
00:38:26 All right, Tommy.
00:38:28 But for my sake,
00:38:31 I will.
00:38:39 Good-bye, boys.
00:38:42 Good-bye, Helen. If he starts
00:38:46 If he starts acting strangely, I
00:38:50 We'll call you if anything
00:39:03 Where're we goin'? To the Bubble
00:39:07 The quicker you meet Morgan,
00:39:11 and I crave action.!
00:39:12 Who is it? Detective Roberts.
00:39:17 You craved action, you're
00:39:20 Just a minute,
00:39:31 You stand there.
00:39:34 On your knees.
00:39:37 Atta boy.
00:39:43 What can we do for you?
00:39:46 I just wanted to check up
00:39:49 Are you still seeing men
00:39:52 Or is it flying saucer day?
00:39:56 What I need is information,
00:39:59 I trailed
00:40:01 I know she didn't come to
00:40:04 You can believe me.
00:40:06 I have not seen him since last
00:40:11 You haven't seen him,
00:40:13 Okay, Nelson,
00:40:19 What...
00:40:23 My laundry. I'm sending
00:40:25 Don't forget to say hello to
00:40:28 A-tick-a-tock.
00:40:31 Tommy... Tommy!
00:40:57 The glass
00:41:23 Tommy, it's not polite to make
00:41:30 I'll have the lamb chop luncheon. Yes, sir.
00:41:33 I know what I want. Spaghetti. And a steak.
00:41:37 What do
00:41:39 Spaghetti.
00:41:41 You said you knew
00:41:44 Do you want
00:41:46 I'll have a spaghetti...
00:41:55 I used to be a juggler.
00:42:00 You care for
00:42:03 Yeah, yes. You can get me
00:42:10 Waiter,
00:42:13 I want
00:42:15 That's Boots Marsden. I had
00:42:19 But he doesn't even
00:42:21 He's fat and short. So, he won't have
00:42:26 Start workin', baby.
00:42:33 Hey, she's
00:42:36 I must have
00:42:45 May I join you? Sure, sure.
00:42:47 Sit here,
00:42:49 Move over.
00:42:55 I hope you don't get
00:42:58 but I have two good reasons
00:43:01 The first one is,
00:43:03 Louie the Looper
00:43:05 I said to myself,
00:43:09 That's the first time
00:43:12 And the
00:43:14 I'm a woman. That's even
00:43:18 - How about a little drink?
00:43:21 Not here.
00:43:24 I like privacy.
00:43:27 There's nothing like wearing
00:43:31 and turning
00:43:34 and having a nice cool drink
00:43:38 Yeah, but my place at the
00:43:42 The Carlton Towers?
00:43:44 a coincidence
00:43:46 I live at the Towers, too.
00:43:50 I hope you
00:43:58 I'll be home
00:44:01 Boots, Boots, Boots.
00:44:05 Ah, shut up.
00:44:08 Morgan's made his first move.
00:44:11 Tonight he'll make his second.
00:44:37 Boots, spaghetti.
00:44:47 What are you
00:45:06 No.
00:45:41 Bud.
00:45:43 I don't want to do this. Now, listen.
00:45:46 All we're trying to do is
00:45:48 You see this recording machine.
00:45:51 Then we'll get
00:45:53 And then you'll get
00:45:55 No, come here. All you
00:46:01 Come in.
00:46:07 - Good evening.
00:46:10 What did you say
00:46:14 I think she's getting
00:46:18 Come in, Louie.
00:46:34 You shouldn't
00:46:36 I know, I'm just
00:46:39 Flowers? For me? Yes, ma'am.
00:46:43 How thoughtful. Put them
00:46:46 Mm-mm.
00:46:50 I just love flowers.
00:46:53 They're like true friends.
00:46:55 They see so much and
00:46:58 and yet they never talk.
00:47:00 It sure would surprise people,
00:47:03 Don't move.
00:47:06 I'm caught.
00:47:10 Don't talk.
00:47:12 That light on your profile...
00:47:15 it shows your iron will,
00:47:18 your indomitable courage.
00:47:20 Oh, darling.
00:47:23 the way you are now.
00:47:25 It's your looks
00:47:27 Oh, not that you
00:47:29 but one lucky punch from him
00:47:31 And then I'd
00:47:35 You mean, you wouldn't
00:47:37 Of course, I mean it.
00:47:41 When it's so unnecessary.
00:47:43 There's more money to be made
00:47:47 All you have to do is
00:47:49 You can even name the round.
00:47:58 First round?
00:48:06 Second round?
00:48:16 Third round?
00:48:20 How many
00:48:22 Suppose you agree to
00:48:25 Then some nice friend will
00:48:28 How am I gonna know the nice man
00:48:34 Maybe I can
00:48:40 I'll phone, but remember...
00:48:43 all of this is off the record.
00:48:58 Louie.!
00:49:03 Everything's set.
00:49:06 Oh, Louie.
00:49:08 Oh, Boots.
00:49:16 What was that noise? That's off the record.
00:49:20 Tommy, please listen.
00:49:24 He must be made to realize the
00:49:27 Tommy, the doctor is afraid.
00:49:29 Afraid?
00:49:32 That he'll never find
00:49:34 That I'll never
00:49:37 Well, tell
00:49:39 I feel I feel
00:49:43 No one can touch me,
00:49:46 That makes me a nemesis.
00:49:49 Tommy, please, Tommy.
00:49:52 Hello, he's all right, Helen.
00:49:55 I'll take care of him.
00:49:58 Sure, sure, I'm drunk.
00:50:00 Drunk with the power
00:50:04 I am the ruler of
00:50:07 My loyal subjects I will reward.
00:50:18 To be or not to be.
00:50:21 A horse, a horse,
00:50:26 Put that down.
00:50:28 You heard me.
00:50:39 Look, what's
00:50:41 That one?
00:50:45 I'm a two-fisted drinker.
00:50:47 Put it in there.
00:50:50 Well, well, Boots Marsden
00:50:52 Let's have a picture, huh?
00:50:55 Champ, how about a picture
00:50:57 out ofher slipper?
00:51:00 We'll call the picture,
00:51:04 Oh, Louie,
00:51:07 Yeah.
00:51:11 Thanks.
00:51:14 Ohhh!
00:51:16 Don't fool with a buzz saw.
00:51:18 Oh, okay, Louie.
00:51:26 I'm sorry I spilled the champagne
00:51:28 Thank you. Compared to the blood
00:51:32 If you wasn't here,
00:51:34 That's all right. I'm
00:51:36 You stay here. I just made
00:51:41 Bud, I done everything you told
00:51:46 Get off of me.
00:51:48 Did you get the record? I did. And
00:51:52 When I hired you I thought
00:51:55 We may not be
00:51:57 but we're very,
00:51:59 Friends!
00:52:01 Did it ever occur to you that
00:52:04 a rather doubtful asset?
00:52:06 I don't want friends.
00:52:09 worshippers, people who will obey
00:52:12 To arms, to arms...
00:52:16 Seven.
00:52:18 Five, three, two. Three, two.
00:52:20 Would ya put
00:52:22 Tommy, if you don't pipe down,
00:52:25 And another thing. You didn't
00:52:27 that Boots is contacting
00:52:30 Well, in that case, let's
00:52:33 No, Tommy. Do you realize every time you
00:52:38 Well, if he does,
00:52:40 Excuse me.
00:52:46 This time we'll
00:52:53 There's a lady present.
00:52:58 The Looper will get his
00:53:00 Why don't you save
00:53:02 That guy just got in
00:53:05 I can take 'em. Yeah, sure,
00:53:08 Only Nelson took you,
00:53:12 This time there'll
00:53:14 But he thinks he's going
00:53:17 if he tries
00:53:22 Thank you.
00:53:28 Tommy, don't you think
00:53:31 Tommy, you shouldn't
00:53:38 Oh, it's you, again.
00:53:40 Wait a minute, just a minute.
00:53:42 This happens to be
00:53:44 I know, he's
00:53:47 Here's where he's gonna
00:53:53 Why didn't you duck?
00:53:56 Duck? I didn't even
00:53:59 Come on.
00:54:02 Save your punches for tomorrow
00:54:05 Let's have a nightcap.
00:54:09 Tommy, you've had enough drinks.
00:54:12 Yeah, that's so.
00:54:17 Excuse me, sir.
00:54:23 Oh, Tommy. I'm only
00:54:27 Hey, Lou.
00:54:32 He's down there.
00:54:35 Tommy!
00:54:37 What are you doing with my
00:54:39 Oh, yeah. I've heard that
00:54:41 Bud, I'll handle this. I'll take
00:54:46 Go ahead and
00:54:52 Double crosser.
00:54:54 Hey. You hit my friend. Yeah, I hit him.
00:54:57 Break it up, fellas. The
00:55:00 You heard him.
00:55:17 Lou, Lou.
00:55:19 Here, see if this'll help.
00:55:24 That didn't help him.
00:55:26 Tommy, we've got to get
00:55:28 Here,
00:55:30 Come on.
00:55:33 Come on.
00:55:41 What happened?
00:55:44 That's funny. I thought it was me. Shut up.
00:55:46 He got knocked out by the
00:55:48 Where is he? I don't know.
00:55:50 Tommy, Tommy, tommy.
00:55:52 Where is he?
00:55:54 Wait a minute. Pick him up.
00:55:56 Atta boy.
00:55:58 Get in that door.
00:56:02 I don't think I'm gonna
00:56:04 Bring him over to me.
00:56:06 Wait a minute. Wait a
00:56:09 Get in there.
00:56:27 Now, tell it to me, again.
00:56:30 I saw two men
00:56:38 Imagine my trying to solve
00:56:43 The harder I work,
00:56:45 Tommy!
00:56:52 Hey, where am I?
00:56:55 You know,
00:56:57 You're home
00:56:59 Helen, baby.
00:57:03 It's good to...
00:57:06 To have you here
00:57:08 Us?
00:57:11 Oh, hello, fellas.
00:57:14 Gee, I sure poured one
00:57:17 You said it.
00:57:19 Boy, you were sure crazy... Uh, uh.
00:57:21 What's the matter with you? I was
00:57:23 What'd you think I was
00:57:26 He means about you trying
00:57:30 Yeah.
00:57:33 I drank so much I don't
00:57:35 We're even.
00:57:37 But I do remember that
00:57:40 Now, what about the money?
00:57:42 Well, we didn't have
00:57:44 Well, get in touch with her.
00:57:46 Tell her you'll take the
00:57:49 When we get into the ring with Rocky we
00:57:53 Hey, this Morgan.
00:57:56 He's a killer.
00:57:58 And if my hunch is right, he'll
00:58:02 Bump Bud off
00:58:04 Fight postponed.
00:58:06 Don't worry, Lou.
00:58:09 As long as I'm in there
00:58:11 I'm gonna
00:58:13 Phew!
00:58:16 Perfume. If I can't see you,
00:58:20 I'll show you out.
00:58:28 Doctor. Doctor!
00:58:33 Yes, Tommy?
00:58:35 I tried to sit up, but
00:58:38 Take it easy, Tommy.
00:58:45 It's just a precaution against
00:58:48 But the fight tonight.
00:58:50 I'm sorry, Tommy, but I can't
00:58:52 You can't take any chances?
00:58:56 Helen said you were afraid.
00:58:58 You're not afraid for me.
00:59:00 Afraid of what the medical
00:59:03 You want to keep me chained like
00:59:06 but you won't give me a chance
00:59:12 And now, sports fans, my
00:59:14 between Rocky Hanlon and
00:59:17 Louie the Looper was still in
00:59:20 Evidently, he ran out of
00:59:23 Midnight found him
00:59:26 Perhaps this accounts for the
00:59:29 in favor of Hanlon
00:59:32 Both men lack defense,
00:59:36 I predict this will be the most
00:59:59 Tommy!
01:00:08 Tommy!
01:00:12 Relax!
01:00:14 So, he'll be here.
01:00:16 Yeah?
01:00:20 Tommy.
01:00:32 Tommy, Tommy.
01:00:40 A black cat.
01:00:45 Smoke.
01:00:47 Give me that.
01:00:50 What are you doing?
01:00:53 What are you doing? Remember? Helen
01:00:56 Smoking will make you sick,
01:00:59 I won't be able to fight.
01:01:01 Mmm.
01:01:04 Tommy.
01:01:11 Compliments
01:01:13 Oh.
01:01:16 Well, do tell.
01:01:23 "You can smell them
01:01:26 The fifth round
01:01:29 And you lay down
01:01:32 IfTommy don't get here,
01:01:37 Hey.
01:01:46 Hey, hey.
01:01:49 Real money, oh!
01:01:51 Here's $1,000 for you, $1,000 for me,
01:01:55 $1,000 for you, $1,000 for me, and
01:01:58 Wait a minute.
01:02:02 Him.
01:02:04 The income tax man.
01:02:06 Tommy, Tommy.
01:02:08 Tommy.
01:02:10 You're on next. All set?
01:02:14 Five to two that Rocky
01:02:18 Where you going? To get a cop.
01:02:21 Come here, stupid!
01:02:24 People work a lifetime
01:02:28 You're getting it for
01:02:31 Lying down?
01:02:34 The big question is,
01:02:38 Don't let me go in
01:02:41 Lou, ifTommy goes
01:02:44 he'll knock out Rocky
01:02:48 No. You'll get bumped off.
01:02:52 One way or the other,
01:02:55 Lou, here's what
01:02:58 You go in the ring and
01:03:02 Everybody will be happy and
01:03:05 We promised Tommy.
01:03:08 He promised to be here.
01:03:11 That's what I'm trying to tell
01:03:17 I'm sorry, Tommy.
01:03:21 Doc had me tied in his lab.
01:03:24 Are you guys
01:03:26 or does Louie the Looper
01:03:30 I'm on your side,
01:03:33 My heart's in the right place
01:03:37 When we get in the ring,
01:03:40 As long as I don't do
01:03:43 Semifinal's over.
01:03:45 Come on, champ.
01:03:47 Chest out,
01:03:52 I said,
01:04:01 Ladies and gentlemen,
01:04:06 ten rounds of boxing.
01:04:10 the leading contender
01:04:14 Rocky Hanlon!
01:04:18 In this corner,
01:04:21 Louie the Looper!
01:04:35 Morgan.
01:04:39 We still got a chance
01:04:42 I'd rather argue with Tommy than
01:04:46 I'm gonna lay down
01:04:48 What are you guys whispering
01:04:51 We were what?
01:04:53 We were saved
01:04:56 Your referee,
01:05:00 I want a
01:05:02 We ought to clean up. Every
01:05:07 is riding on The Looper
01:05:10 When I say, "break,"
01:05:13 Now shake hands.
01:05:15 Go to your corners and
01:05:19 Feint at his chin, Lou.
01:05:23 Sit down.
01:05:27 Fight's on.
01:05:37 Believe me, folks.
01:05:40 I'll swear there
01:05:43 He never touched you. What are
01:05:47 Get up, get up!
01:05:55 Wait! That's no fair
01:06:02 If you're trying
01:06:05 I'll hold you up for ten rounds
01:06:09 Now get up!
01:06:15 Do as I told you. Okay,
01:06:18 Tommy?
01:06:20 Hearing the birdies
01:06:25 Either these old eyes are failing or
01:06:29 Go to your corner.
01:06:33 One... two...
01:06:37 Go to your corner.
01:06:39 three...
01:06:41 four...
01:06:43 five...
01:06:45 seven...
01:06:48 nine.
01:06:52 Left jab.
01:06:55 Left jab! Left jab!
01:07:03 Go to your corner.
01:07:07 Did you deliver that money? Sure, boss.
01:07:11 Tommy, let me finish
01:07:14 I can do it!
01:07:18 Eight... nine.
01:07:25 Oh!
01:07:31 Tommy, I didn't see
01:07:40 Go to your corner.
01:07:44 One...
01:07:47 three...
01:07:50 five...
01:07:53 seven...
01:07:56 nine.
01:08:12 Tommy,
01:08:14 Open your eyes
01:08:18 Watch where you're
01:08:21 Rocky,
01:08:32 The first round ends. I'm Frank
01:08:39 Get up there!
01:08:41 Every punch Rocky gets
01:08:45 What about my life?
01:08:48 Sure! Look at the condition of
01:08:52 What's the matter?
01:08:57 There's something phony
01:09:01 Get over to
01:09:05 He hits from nowhere
01:09:08 I can feel
01:09:11 It's like I'm fighting
01:09:13 I keep hearing voices
01:09:16 Hearin' voices, eh?
01:09:21 I wonder what
01:09:23 Yeah.
01:09:33 Rocky's been hit so hard,
01:09:36 Every one ofThe Looper's
01:09:39 I told you we couldn't
01:09:42 - Get me the torpedo.
01:09:51 Okay, Tommy...
01:09:53 here's where we
01:10:00 One... two... three...
01:10:05 Four... five.
01:10:15 Tommy? Tommy?
01:10:18 three...
01:10:22 I'm smellin'. It's poor
01:10:24 Seven...
01:10:26 - eight... nine.
01:10:51 Hey, Bud,
01:10:53 It's too dirty.
01:10:57 He hasn't laid a glove on you.
01:11:00 Somebody in there's cloutin' me. Six...
01:11:04 seven... eight...
01:11:06 What's wrong, boss? I'm not sure.
01:11:09 Tell Milt to get into
01:11:11 If those guys try
01:11:14 we'll give 'em the
01:11:42 Louie the Looper has again
01:11:44 The bell saved him. He'll never
01:11:52 Atta, boy.
01:11:55 You're doing swell.
01:11:57 Stop stalling and give him
01:12:09 Uh-oh.
01:12:21 Come on, Lou.
01:12:24 Tommy, you're here!
01:12:26 Good. You fight him.
01:12:29 Get in and
01:12:37 Louie looks like
01:12:39 but he's managing to avoid
01:12:42 Rocky's swinging wild.
01:12:51 One... two...
01:12:54 three... four.
01:12:59 Right cross.
01:13:02 Right cross.
01:13:05 Upper cut.
01:13:11 One...
01:13:14 Milt all set?
01:13:16 Let's go.
01:13:18 Seven... eight...
01:13:22 ten!
01:13:30 I'll see you guys later. But, Tommy?
01:13:33 Let's get out. No. The press
01:13:36 And Morgan's boys wanna shoot
01:13:42 Be sure nobody comes into
01:13:44 except Louie
01:13:46 Same as last time.
01:13:49 You sure look pretty
01:13:53 I hope my mother
01:13:57 Lou, Bud, where is he?
01:14:01 I found the reagent.
01:14:04 You better or you're gonna have
01:14:07 Doctor, let's the three of us
01:14:12 About what? Oh, let's say arithmetic.
01:14:15 Every time I add up you two
01:14:18 the correct answer comes
01:14:21 Yeah, really.
01:14:24 but if you think that I think Louie
01:14:27 you must think that I am a fool!
01:14:31 That's what I say.
01:14:37 Are we glad
01:14:40 Morgan's a crook
01:14:43 But we're safe as long as
01:14:46 Morgan won't be going
01:14:51 Where are you going? The
01:14:54 It's urgent. Nobody's allowed inside...
01:14:57 but The Looper
01:14:59 Wait a minute. You wait a minute.
01:15:05 Boy, I'm glad the cop
01:15:07 I'm not scared anymore. A cop didn't
01:15:12 or Tommy from
01:15:14 But they can't give me
01:15:18 which won't
01:15:21 I've got one
01:15:24 Morgan don't know that we know
01:15:28 And he don't know that
01:15:30 He does now.
01:15:36 Neither of you will get a
01:15:39 Let's talk this over.
01:15:46 This is the payoff,
01:15:49 Who's talkin'?
01:15:51 I'm taking you
01:15:53 Not as long as
01:16:01 Get the gun, Lou.
01:16:03 Confess that you framed me
01:16:15 Come on, Morgan,
01:16:18 Play smart
01:16:21 Okay, Tommy,
01:16:33 Tommy? Huh? Let him have it.
01:16:36 Let him have it. Oh, no! Okay.
01:16:39 All right, Tommy Nelson,
01:16:42 the minute you touch me,
01:16:44 Tommy!
01:16:46 Ha-ha! You missed! Tommy, don't laugh.
01:16:50 If you get killed,
01:16:52 Tommy? Only two shots left, Morgan.
01:17:03 Ha-ha-ha.
01:17:09 Ah-ha!
01:17:13 Fellas, looks like
01:17:16 We've cleaned up my case
01:17:18 Tommy?
01:17:21 I think
01:17:25 I can, too!
01:17:35 Tommy?
01:17:37 Hold on
01:17:44 Tommy Nelson is innocent.
01:17:48 Lock 'em up.
01:17:50 Lou, where's Tommy?
01:17:56 Tommy? We'll have to
01:18:00 Get who to the hospital? Him.
01:18:02 Him?
01:18:09 This transfusion should give him
01:18:14 Anyway,
01:18:17 The reagent, nurse.
01:18:29 It's lucky you had the
01:18:34 Why can't you be lucky
01:19:37 Helen.
01:19:39 Tommy.
01:19:53 Hey, this
01:19:56 Lou,
01:19:58 Quiet, Bud.
01:20:02 You shouldn't make
01:20:10 It's catching!
01:20:13 Doc, help!
01:20:18 Don't worry.
01:20:20 may have backed up during the
01:20:23 I'm gonna like
01:20:26 I'll be the greatest detective.
01:20:29 But you can't
01:20:32 That's what you think.
01:20:38 Can't you do something? I don't
01:20:42 He couldn't have gotten that
01:20:48 Come on, Bud.
01:20:54 Get in!
01:20:59 All right!
01:21:03 It wasn't me.
01:21:05 Lou, wherever you are,
01:21:08 Wait a minute.
01:21:15 Aaah!
01:21:17 Aaah!
01:21:32 Oh no!
01:21:34 Doc? Oh, Doc!
01:21:37 My feet are on wrong.
01:21:46 That's just like you.
01:21:49 You get everything