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00:02:28 In the late 20th century,
00:02:30 hostile forces inside
00:02:34 The city of Los Angeles
00:02:38 To protect and defend its citizens,
00:02:41 the United States
00:02:44 A presidential candidate
00:02:48 will destroy LA
00:02:50 Like the mighty fist of God,
00:02:52 Armageddon will descend upon
00:02:55 the city of sin,
00:02:59 and waters will arise
00:03:02 and separate this sinful,
00:03:07 An earthquake measuring 9.6
00:03:11 hits at 12:59pm,
00:03:57 After the devastation,
00:04:00 and the newly-elected president
00:04:04 The country's capital is
00:04:08 to the President's home town
00:04:11 Los Angeles island is declared
00:04:16 and becomes the deportation point
00:04:18 for all people found unfit to live
00:04:23 The United States Police Force,
00:04:26 is encamped along the shoreline,
00:04:28 making any escape from LA impossible.
00:04:31 From the south-east of Orange
00:04:35 the Great Wall excludes LA
00:04:39 The President's first act as
00:04:44 Once an American loses
00:04:47 they are deported to this island of
00:05:05 Attention. We are on tactical alert.
00:05:08 Remain at battle stations.
00:05:11 I repeat, remain at battle stations.
00:05:50 This is the Police Channel,
00:05:54 In a late-breaking story,
00:05:57 the arrival of the most
00:06:01 at Firebase Seven, the deportation
00:06:06 Now this on-the-scene report.
00:06:08 War hero. Criminal.
00:06:11 Convicted of 27 moral crimes.
00:06:14 Arrested two weeks ago on a charge
00:06:18 in New Vegas, Thailand,
00:06:21 It's been 16 years since
00:06:25 and the reports
00:06:28 Commander?
00:06:29 I'm still getting a trace
00:06:33 - Stationary signal?
00:06:37 That means he's hiding,
00:06:41 So we go with Plissken?
00:06:43 He's all we've got.
00:07:11 Hello, Plissken.
00:07:13 Welcome to LA.
00:07:21 Come on. Move it.
00:07:27 - That's Snake Plissken?
00:07:32 He just looks so retro.
00:07:36 Good old days. Let's get going.
00:07:43 You are now entering
00:07:46 You have been found guilty
00:07:51 and sentenced to permanent expulsion
00:07:55 Failure to follow instructions
00:08:00 Look at 'em, Plissken.
00:08:02 Prostitutes, atheists, runaways...
00:08:05 We're throwing out the trash.
00:08:09 "SD Bob Plissken,
00:08:13 Youngest man ever decorated
00:08:16 Rescued a different president in '97.
00:08:19 So, what happened to you, war hero?
00:08:21 You were the best.
00:08:24 You had it all and you turned away
00:08:29 The whole nation's watching.
00:08:31 Every good and decent person
00:08:36 Be my guest.
00:08:40 Call me Snake.
00:08:47 You are now entering
00:08:50 The next scheduled departure
00:09:06 You now have the option
00:09:09 and be electrocuted
00:09:13 If you elect this option,
00:09:15 notify the cleric sergeant
00:10:08 How's it going, hotshot?
00:10:14 You know, I got to admit.
00:10:16 I thought we had you in Cleveland.
00:10:20 - How'd you do it?
00:10:24 - What?
00:10:27 Show him.
00:10:47 At 1030 hours, Wednesday,
00:10:50 began a tour
00:10:53 The President's daughter,
00:10:57 During the tour, she came into
00:11:00 Then she boarded
00:11:04 To the American people -
00:11:06 now is the time to rise up and demand
00:11:11 and his corrupt theocracy
00:11:15 At 1140 hours,
00:11:21 We scanned this onto the VR.
00:11:25 Check it out.
00:11:26 Today is day one
00:11:31 The days of empire are finished.
00:11:34 To the President, my father...
00:11:37 You know what's in here,
00:11:39 and unless you open your borders,
00:11:42 allow all the wrongfully accused
00:11:46 I will use this on you
00:12:01 Her emergency escape pod
00:12:04 Her ELT signal ceased immediately.
00:12:09 We sent a five-man rescue team.
00:12:11 Within hours of landing
00:12:15 Hell of a team.
00:12:17 Skip the commentary, Plissken.
00:12:20 Call me Snake.
00:12:22 Get on with it.
00:12:24 After her sister committed suicide,
00:12:26 Utopia began to withdraw
00:12:30 She'd punch up her own world
00:12:34 Somebody else was in there.
00:12:36 Utopia made tapes of her VR
00:12:40 but she missed one image.
00:12:42 We found this fragment
00:12:47 Cuervo Jones. Peruvian terrorist.
00:12:53 Runs the Mescalito Justice,
00:12:55 biggest, baddest gang in LA.
00:12:57 Somehow, Cuervo Jones managed
00:13:02 Utopia was looking
00:13:05 so he used her
00:13:09 Sad story. You got a smoke?
00:13:12 This is serious, Plissken.
00:13:14 The black box is a matter
00:13:17 Looks like it belongs
00:13:21 Yeah. We want it back.
00:13:23 I'll bet.
00:13:26 What's it do?
00:13:28 Top secret. Only on a need-to-know.
00:13:32 Evidently, I don't need to know,
00:13:34 so fuck you, I'm going to Hollywood.
00:13:37 If you go into LA,
00:13:41 and you will receive a pardon for
00:13:46 Sounds familiar.
00:13:49 An immediate answer.
00:13:51 Yes or no?
00:13:56 Who are you?
00:13:58 I'm your president.
00:14:01 I understand you got
00:14:04 Put that black box in my hand,
00:14:11 I can see you're real concerned
00:14:15 Utopia is lost to me.
00:14:19 - Last chance, hotshot.
00:14:23 Freedom, sir.
00:14:24 In America?
00:14:28 I've heard enough of this.
00:14:30 Explain to this foot soldier why he's
00:14:37 What's he talking about?
00:14:39 The Plutoxin Seven virus.
00:14:41 Genetically engineered.
00:14:46 Complete nervous system shut-down.
00:14:49 You crash. You bleed out like
00:14:56 I see.
00:14:58 You figure I'll do whatever you
00:15:02 - You got it... Snake.
00:15:05 Which one of you assholes gets to die
00:15:08 You don't understand.
00:15:16 Catches on quick, doesn't he?
00:15:22 Your countdown clock
00:15:26 Designer viruses, Plissken.
00:15:29 You've got less than ten hours
00:15:32 It's already moving through your
00:15:41 Of course, there is an antidote,
00:15:44 and it neutralises the virus
00:15:47 Which I will personally authorise
00:15:55 The man is too dumb to survive LA.
00:16:00 We're holograms, Plissken.
00:16:03 Give us a little credit.
00:16:12 Get this crap out of me.
00:16:15 I guess we've got a deal.
00:16:24 Nice to be working with you, hotshot.
00:16:28 You'd better hope
00:16:32 All of you.
00:16:36 Core burner, magnesium ammo,
00:16:38 500 extra rounds.
00:16:41 Oral projectile. Mouth dart, filled
00:16:46 Every member of the rescue team
00:16:50 One might still be alive. Use the
00:16:55 This holographic camera will project
00:17:00 100% audio capability.
00:17:02 It's a prototype.
00:17:05 Its mini-nuke battery is good for
00:17:10 Save it for when it counts.
00:17:15 Plain old-fashioned matches.
00:17:22 Where are my guns?
00:17:24 I thought you might want those.
00:17:33 Stealth clothing. Fire retardant,
00:17:37 Put them on.
00:17:43 I'll take the coat.
00:17:46 You'll take 'em all.
00:18:42 All right. LA's being primed as a
00:18:47 War is being declared,
00:18:51 Oh, I forgot. You don't give a shit.
00:18:54 Cuervo Jones runs Shining Path.
00:18:57 The revenge
00:19:00 Shining Path has united
00:19:02 The Cubans and Brazilians
00:19:05 The Colombians are at the border,
00:19:10 - High stakes.
00:19:13 Under the San Fernando Sea. Shark
00:19:17 Just like the turbine model,
00:19:21 It's very simple.
00:19:24 Put ashore at the Cuegan Pass.
00:19:27 Go through the mountains
00:19:30 Locate the survivor
00:19:32 He's your only source of information.
00:19:35 - Do I bring him back?
00:19:37 - Figures.
00:19:40 Once you go inside,
00:19:44 Get the black box
00:19:47 It's your only way out.
00:19:50 You know what to do with the girl.
00:19:53 We don't need to waste any more time
00:19:57 Kill her.
00:19:59 Is that order from the President?
00:20:01 Absolutely. Let's just say
00:20:05 By the way,
00:20:08 - A medical team.
00:20:11 - No.
00:20:16 Thought you'd try that, hotshot.
00:20:21 Bye bye, Snake. Good luck.
00:20:28 Nice and easy now.
00:20:46 - Com check.
00:20:50 Stand by for launch.
00:20:51 Eight hours, eight minutes,
00:20:54 to neurosystem shut-down.
00:20:58 Ignitor.
00:21:04 Fuel rod injection.
00:21:09 She's in the green.
00:21:11 - Lock fuel rods.
00:21:15 Nuclear turbine to 75% power.
00:21:24 75% power.
00:21:25 Hands on switches and counting.
00:21:28 Five...
00:21:29 four... three...
00:21:31 two... one.
00:21:33 Launch.
00:22:08 Watch your speed.
00:22:20 His reactor's starting to overheat.
00:22:23 Slow down, you're overloading
00:22:26 You slow down, dickhead.
00:22:28 Plissken!
00:22:32 Power plant overload.
00:22:38 Guidance systems malfunction.
00:22:40 You no longer have
00:22:43 Obstruction ahead.
00:24:07 Plissken.
00:24:10 Yeah. I'm here. Cuegan Pass.
00:24:12 'What happened to the submarine?
00:24:16 Plissken!
00:24:20 I gotta go.
00:24:28 Too bad about your boat, man,
00:24:30 but we'd appreciate it
00:24:34 Just passing through.
00:24:38 You look kind of familiar.
00:25:47 - What do you want?
00:25:49 - I just recognised you, that's all.
00:25:53 Come on, man.
00:26:01 I used to see you a lot
00:26:05 You're pretty far out, Snake.
00:26:09 But I kind of thought
00:26:13 Which way to the Hollywood Bowl?
00:26:15 Down that way.
00:26:20 It's just an aftershock.
00:26:24 Thanks for not killing me, man.
00:26:27 Acid rain.
00:26:30 Hey, Snake,
00:26:35 I heard they busted you
00:27:01 Location of rescue team member -
00:27:04 50 yards from your present position.
00:27:20 Location of rescue team member -
00:27:36 Rescue team member is located
00:27:47 100 bucks says you can't
00:27:51 Want a throw?
00:27:54 Hey, one-eye, I'm talking to you.
00:27:56 Where can I find Cuervo Jones?
00:27:59 What do I look like,
00:28:12 - It's wintertime, baby.
00:28:15 Why? Hershe's looking for Cuervo too.
00:28:18 - Where is he?
00:28:23 Sunset.
00:28:24 Boulevard. Ooh-hoo,
00:28:28 Come on, baby. I'll show you.
00:28:37 Keep going down that way, honey.
00:28:45 Hey, one-eye!
00:28:48 Look in my face
00:28:55 Whoa!
00:30:07 Neurosystem shut-down-seven hours.
00:30:11 Plissken.
00:30:15 Yeah?
00:30:17 Did you find the team member?
00:30:19 Yeah, they're using him
00:30:22 What will you do?
00:30:24 Amigos, no matter
00:30:27 or what colour you are, we're
00:30:32 - Watch the parade.
00:30:35 We've got the north by the balls.
00:30:38 Come on! Right? Right?
00:30:41 Meet me at the Happy Kingdom.
00:30:45 Let's party tonight,
00:30:47 because tomorrow we're going to
00:31:15 Yeah! We got our freedom!
00:32:07 That looks like Snake Plissken.
00:32:09 Who?
00:32:10 Used to be a gunfighter. Faded
00:32:17 I hear he slowed down some.
00:32:31 Doesn't look that slow, Cuervo.
00:32:33 Watch it! Watch it!
00:33:01 No!
00:33:02 Nobody rolls into town
00:33:05 Not Snake Plissken, not nobody.
00:33:28 Take him out!
00:33:48 I'm gonna give
00:33:53 What do you say
00:33:56 Bangkok rules?
00:34:29 Nobody draws
00:34:35 You ready?
00:34:50 Draw.
00:35:10 Hey, he left his coat here, man.
00:35:24 Malloy.
00:35:27 Plissken.
00:35:30 Negative. And I've lost
00:35:33 I don't need to know your problems,
00:35:36 You've got seven and a half hours.
00:35:41 Listen, Malloy. This guy's got more
00:35:46 I'll get your box,
00:35:49 Listen, Plissken, that headache that
00:35:54 You're starting to feel
00:35:57 Soon you'll have a fever.
00:35:59 Now, you bear that in mind.
00:36:41 Oh, don't shoot. Don't shoot.
00:36:44 I thought it was you.
00:36:46 Yeah, I recognised you right away.
00:36:49 I've been hangin' round here
00:36:51 but I never thought I'd see
00:36:54 It's a real pleasure to meet you.
00:36:57 I'm Map To The Stars Eddie.
00:37:01 Where's Cuervo Jones' place?
00:37:03 He's the man with
00:37:06 He's setting up something big, but I
00:37:12 Location.
00:37:13 That way.
00:37:16 If you're going through Beverly
00:37:21 It's pre-recorded.
00:37:25 Welcome to your own map to the stars.
00:37:28 That's me.
00:37:30 The big one wiped out the
00:37:33 but the glamour of Hollywood
00:37:36 so come and see where the stars...
00:37:38 Hey, Snake, you'll need this.
00:37:41 I'll give you a deal. 50,000 bucks.
00:37:46 ...Map To The Stars Eddie,
00:37:49 Sucker.
00:38:22 Stay down, man, or they'll see you.
00:38:24 It's only their second shift.
00:38:29 If you want to make noise,
00:38:34 You're the one making all the noise.
00:38:51 Ah, shit!
00:39:00 Plissken's tracer just went down.
00:39:03 Terminated?
00:39:04 Yes. We can't locate him -
00:39:07 - Now what?
00:39:10 Wait? For how long?
00:39:13 Wait, Mr President. Be patient.
00:39:45 I told you to stay down.
00:39:48 I can't believe this.
00:39:51 Are you Snake Plissken?
00:39:55 You look like him... in a way.
00:40:00 By the way, genius,
00:40:12 What are they?
00:40:14 Surgical failures.
00:40:17 They live here.
00:40:19 Too many implants and face-lifts
00:40:22 Their muscles turn to Jell-O.
00:40:25 They only survive
00:40:28 transplanted over and over again.
00:40:35 Oh, my God.
00:40:37 Who's that?
00:40:41 The surgeon general of Beverly Hills.
00:40:46 These are no good.
00:40:50 You couldn't give them away.
00:40:53 And this...
00:40:55 I can do nothing with this one.
00:41:01 I can't work with garbage like this.
00:41:06 Now, these two...
00:41:11 They look very good.
00:41:18 My God, they're real.
00:41:37 What a beautiful blue eye.
00:41:39 Shame he only has one.
00:41:41 Nurse!
00:41:44 Still...
00:41:47 One eye's better than none.
00:42:01 Anybody moves, I'll blow
00:42:06 You... get my guns.
00:42:09 Now.
00:42:16 Back off.
00:42:19 Now, everybody relax,
00:42:21 Hey. Hey, man, help me.
00:42:24 You'll never find your way
00:42:28 Really.
00:42:30 Cut her down.
00:42:45 Down there.
00:42:50 Quickly.
00:42:55 Get in.
00:43:20 I think we lost them.
00:43:24 I think we're lost.
00:43:26 This way.
00:43:29 I used to run guns
00:43:34 We drove golf carts
00:43:37 I know them
00:43:43 You are Snake Plissken, aren't you?
00:43:45 I used to be.
00:43:47 I thought you'd be taller.
00:43:50 - What are you doing in LA?
00:43:54 Ooh. But first
00:43:58 President's daughter.
00:44:01 You want to go to Cuervo's place?
00:44:04 - I've been there once.
00:44:07 All right.
00:44:09 I always heard about you,
00:44:12 like they couldn't catch you
00:44:15 Very cool, Snake.
00:44:17 Sooner or later, they get everybody.
00:44:20 Up.
00:44:38 Cuervo Jones' place is down that way.
00:44:42 Get off at the Vermont exit.
00:44:47 Be careful, though.
00:44:50 It's very dangerous around here.
00:44:53 Bye.
00:44:57 Snake?
00:45:01 When you find
00:45:03 are you going to take her back?
00:45:06 No.
00:45:08 - You're staying in LA?
00:45:14 Sun is coming up in a few hours.
00:45:17 UV's gonna be bad today.
00:45:19 I know a place where
00:45:24 if you want.
00:45:26 My boyfriend and I
00:45:30 I'd love to take care of you...
00:45:35 and make you feel good.
00:45:39 I'll read your future.
00:45:43 The future is right now.
00:46:13 ...and condemn the innocent blood.
00:46:15 Dear God, we call on you to be
00:46:21 We give thanks for being alive,
00:46:24 and pray that in your mercy...
00:46:28 Snake, it's me - Taslima.
00:46:33 I'm coming with you
00:46:39 They're new.
00:46:40 They don't belong to any gang.
00:46:43 They're just scared, that's all.
00:46:45 That's how I was
00:46:48 - Why are you here?
00:46:52 Suddenly they made it a crime.
00:46:54 I mean, why stay?
00:46:57 LA's still the place. What's happened
00:47:03 That's the prison.
00:47:05 This is the only
00:47:11 Dark paradise.
00:47:13 At least we get something.
00:47:17 A girl can still wear a fur coat
00:47:22 No, no, once you
00:47:26 it's really not so bad.
00:47:30 Get down!
00:47:47 Where's it coming from?
00:47:50 The car in the street below!
00:48:31 Hop in, Snake. Come on.
00:48:38 Nobody ever gets out
00:48:42 - That's why you let me go there.
00:48:49 Listen to me, Snake.
00:48:53 You can't just walk around
00:48:56 Take the wrong street, you're dead.
00:48:58 Stop the car.
00:49:00 All right, anything you say.
00:49:03 Although I was going to take you
00:49:06 - Where is it?
00:49:18 It's pretty neat, huh?
00:49:22 Don't worry, you've just
00:49:26 Feel it? You feel it?
00:49:28 It's pure mesh, man.
00:49:31 When the hit pulls you an inch
00:49:36 I'm actually Cuervo's agent,
00:49:40 We could make a bundle.
00:49:43 Last couple of years,
00:49:49 I know what the cops sent him to do.
00:49:52 Plissken was the second rescue team,
00:49:56 All I'm asking for is a finder's fee.
00:50:02 - We're almost set up, Cuervo.
00:50:07 I originally heard about this
00:50:13 Common, ordinary remote-control unit.
00:50:18 Here's the kicker.
00:50:21 This instruction disk hooks you
00:50:26 the ultimate defensive weapon system.
00:50:32 You see that?
00:50:34 A ring of satellites
00:50:36 Attached to each satellite
00:50:41 When detonated, each satellite
00:50:43 unleashes an intense
00:50:46 but EMP doesn't harm a living thing.
00:50:49 But it does shut down every known
00:50:54 cars, aeroplanes, toasters,
00:50:56 computers, everything...
00:50:59 But this... makes this
00:51:05 that gives the user
00:51:09 You can pinpoint precisely
00:51:13 A taxi cab in Buenos Aires,
00:51:17 You could shut down the whole planet,
00:51:20 send it right back to the Dark Ages.
00:51:24 - He's dead.
00:51:26 Plissken's been dead before,
00:51:30 The mission's scrubbed, Commander.
00:51:32 I shouldn't have let you
00:51:36 Well, it's on now, effective
00:51:41 Target Los Angeles.
00:51:44 No!
00:51:48 What did you say?
00:51:50 Cuervo Jones is holding
00:51:54 He sees our aircraft,
00:51:57 There goes our aircraft
00:52:02 We don't even know if he knows
00:52:07 Snake Plissken, American outlaw.
00:52:10 You'll like this.
00:52:13 Remember, Cuevo, you've got to punch
00:52:18 That brings all
00:52:21 Eh, pendejo, you think I'm stupid?
00:52:23 No. No. No. I'm sorry, Cuervo.
00:52:26 Bring them in.
00:52:32 OK, OK, go on.
00:52:36 'Hello, North America.
00:52:40 Yes, I am Cuervo Jones...
00:52:45 Wait a minute.
00:52:47 That's Plissken.
00:52:48 This is LA, people without
00:52:52 I knew it. He's alive.
00:52:54 You know what they want-liberation.
00:52:58 Now it's their turn.
00:53:00 I am taking over with this.
00:53:05 I told you not to try
00:53:09 But you disobeyed me. Well...
00:53:13 He's entering the target code.
00:53:16 Bend over, Mr President.
00:53:19 Time for a spanking.
00:53:21 He's targeting Lynchburg.
00:53:25 Get me the White House.
00:53:27 - This broadcast is live...
00:53:31 - Are you watching TV?
00:53:35 Yes, I know.
00:53:37 Curfew.
00:53:38 Hello? Hello?
00:53:41 Hey, Presidente,
00:53:44 silence is golden, no?
00:53:46 Don't tell me you didn't
00:53:50 I mean, if your wife's
00:53:53 she's sweet,
00:53:57 Knock it off, Cuervo.
00:53:59 All right, now this is set.
00:54:01 We shut down
00:54:05 I want a police chopper to come
00:54:10 no later than 5am.
00:54:12 Once I'm airborne,
00:54:17 Remember, don't piss me off,
00:54:23 I'm at the mercy of this madman.
00:54:26 Don't count Plissken out, sir.
00:54:28 He's tanked. He's a POW.
00:54:31 But he's still alive.
00:55:52 Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:56:01 Shot clock!
00:56:23 Get him. Get him up.
00:56:33 But this is insane.
00:56:35 It is. That's the point.
00:56:59 All right, all right.
00:57:10 I promised you tonight
00:57:14 I also promised one last spectacle
00:57:20 Now you will see that death.
00:57:22 I give you...
00:57:25 the death of Snake Plissken!
00:57:47 Some people think
00:57:50 Some say you never will be.
00:57:52 You may have survived Cleveland,
00:57:55 you may have
00:57:58 but this is LA, vato.
00:58:01 And you're about to find out that
00:58:07 LA! LA!
00:58:25 Game time!
00:58:33 Basketball.
00:58:35 Two hoops. Full court.
00:58:38 Miss a shot-get shot.
00:58:40 Buzzer goes off
00:58:43 Two points for a basket.
00:58:47 All you got to do is make
00:58:54 By the way,
00:58:55 nobody's ever walked
00:59:00 Nobody.
00:59:07 All right!
00:59:26 Six, five, four...
00:59:29 three, two,
00:59:30 one!
00:59:40 Five, four...
00:59:42 three, two, one!
00:59:55 - Nice shot.
00:59:57 Four, three, two, one!
01:01:04 This town loves a winner.
01:01:16 He won, Cuervo.
01:01:22 - You can't kill him.
01:01:33 Get off!
01:01:41 It's the big one!
01:01:55 Find him!
01:01:57 We're going to Anaheim.
01:01:58 Come here.
01:02:01 Cuervo. Cuervo, wait up.
01:02:05 - Get lost, agent!
01:02:09 Let me make something clear.
01:02:11 I'm getting irritated,
01:02:14 Irritated with me? Cuervo, I'm
01:02:19 - We can't find him, Cuervo.
01:02:31 Get in the car.
01:02:36 If I'm being too rough on you,
01:03:23 Snake, don't shoot. It's me - Utopia.
01:03:27 I'm alone.
01:03:29 This whole place is a nightmare.
01:03:34 Cuervo's a killer.
01:03:36 He's worse than my father.
01:03:38 I want to go back with you.
01:03:46 Oh, my God.
01:03:48 My father sent you
01:03:57 Shut up.
01:03:59 Get out of here.
01:04:03 Go.
01:04:05 Wait. You can't
01:04:08 Oh, God.
01:04:11 He wants to control everything,
01:04:15 If I don't take it back, I'm dead.
01:04:23 Another one?
01:04:40 Run!
01:04:52 It's over.
01:04:54 Get me a damage report
01:04:57 Yes, sir.
01:04:59 Oh, thank God almighty.
01:05:01 Maybe that's the answer
01:05:06 Maybe... maybe they're all dead.
01:05:10 Maybe.
01:05:14 Oh, Cuervo, man!
01:05:18 The whole place
01:05:22 Where is Plissken?
01:05:24 He's down there. He's dead.
01:05:29 I killed him. I shot him.
01:05:31 Right? Tell him.
01:05:36 Give it to me.
01:05:38 Oh, yeah. I brought it
01:05:42 It's all there.
01:05:57 Whoa, dude, is that you, Snake?
01:06:00 Far out, man.
01:06:02 Hey, did you find Cuervo, man?
01:06:05 Hey, Cuervo, wait.
01:06:08 I killed Plissken.
01:06:12 So where is he?
01:06:13 I shot him.
01:06:16 He went down, OK?
01:06:18 His body's probably in
01:06:21 Good! So then you know where he is.
01:06:24 Bring me his head.
01:06:31 - Where's the Happy Kingdom?
01:06:34 Everyone's gonna be there,
01:06:37 I'm staying here, man,
01:06:42 - Take me there.
01:06:44 Take me there.
01:06:45 You're not well, Snake.
01:06:48 Hold on.
01:06:50 - Who shot you?
01:06:53 Yeah, you're right.
01:06:55 Talk to Hershe.
01:06:57 They used to be partners,
01:07:01 - Who?
01:07:03 She lives in a big boat.
01:07:07 Man, they don't take shit
01:07:10 What is that?
01:07:12 Tsunami, Snake. Tsunami! Woo!
01:07:15 Surf's up big-time now,
01:07:18 Start feeling better quick, man,
01:07:23 This is going to be some ride, man,
01:07:27 Let's go. Come on.
01:07:29 Bitchin', man.
01:07:34 Let the front edge pick you up. Don't
01:07:38 Don't blow it, man. If you fall off,
01:07:44 Whoo! Bitchin'.
01:07:47 Hang on, Snake.
01:08:15 You got to be kidding me.
01:08:20 Later.
01:08:22 Ooh, Snake!
01:09:19 Tell me how to get downtown -
01:09:23 - Sure, Snake. No problem.
01:09:25 Are you going to kill me?
01:09:28 Hershe.
01:09:30 Right. Keep straight.
01:09:43 Warning.
01:10:06 I first met Hershe
01:10:09 She helped set me up.
01:10:13 Cuervo's got numbers and firepower,
01:10:18 The two of you hooked up together,
01:10:23 What?
01:10:27 Easy, Snake. I see him, too.
01:10:31 She's going to love you, Snake.
01:10:35 We'll make this thing happen.
01:10:37 I'm through with Cuervo. The guy's
01:10:41 Through here.
01:10:44 What?
01:10:45 How you doin'? Long time, no see.
01:10:48 Remember me? Map To The Stars Eddie.
01:10:50 I got somebody I want Hershe to meet,
01:10:53 Snake Plissken,
01:10:58 Your gun.
01:11:00 Great. Thanks, pal.
01:11:06 All right, we're in. Strange scene
01:11:17 Hey, Hershe, how you doin'?
01:11:20 Hang on, guys. This is big.
01:11:23 I brought him to see you, Hershe.
01:11:27 - What's in it for me?
01:11:33 I know that voice.
01:11:37 Yeah... You're Carjack Malone.
01:11:40 Not any more.
01:11:43 You two know each other?
01:11:52 The more things change, the more
01:11:57 Still packing a gun
01:12:00 Hold on, honey...
01:12:02 You bolted on me in Cleveland.
01:12:04 Hershe, you were in Cleveland?
01:12:06 With me and Texas Mike O'Shea.
01:12:10 Get one thing straight.
01:12:14 I'm Hershe Las Palmas,
01:12:18 What the hell happened in Cleveland?
01:12:20 - I got caught and you didn't!
01:12:24 So I made another deal! I've
01:12:28 I got a new deal.
01:12:32 I wouldn't do that, Snake.
01:12:34 See, anything happens to me,
01:12:37 I'm already dead.
01:12:40 I see your point. What's the deal?
01:12:42 Get me to Cuervo Jones.
01:12:45 Dream on, blue eye.
01:12:47 Say good night, Carjack.
01:12:49 Cuervo's got firepower.
01:12:53 And he's got the black box
01:12:56 - What black box?
01:13:00 Oh, yeah, right! And the Plutoxin
01:13:05 - What?
01:13:07 Rumour control. Government
01:13:10 It's true. I represented
01:13:15 Swear to God, Snake.
01:13:18 What's the deal, gorgeous?
01:13:20 Get the girl and the box,
01:13:22 All of us?
01:13:25 - Yeah.
01:13:28 Why should we leave?
01:13:30 I love LA.
01:13:33 Where we gonna go?
01:13:35 What's the big payoff?
01:13:37 A million dollars
01:13:40 A million greenbacks?
01:13:44 Uh-uh. Bluebacks.
01:13:47 - Come on, Snake.
01:13:51 This is bigger than Cleveland.
01:13:53 It sounds thin to me.
01:13:55 You want Cuervo to rule the world?
01:13:58 No. That sucks.
01:14:02 I'll tell you that when we get there.
01:14:05 Oh, Plissken, man,
01:14:08 Making up shit along the way.
01:14:10 That's why I left you in Cleveland.
01:14:13 You're just a chump
01:14:17 Government chopper. It'll be there.
01:14:20 OK, that's better. How are we
01:14:25 That's your end.
01:14:31 Edward.
01:14:32 Best you could do is take the five.
01:14:35 The shape it's in,
01:14:38 No. Use the air. They're burning.
01:14:41 The Santa Anas. The night wind.
01:14:45 - What are you talking about?
01:15:09 I don't know about this.
01:15:11 You don't like it, don't come.
01:15:14 Where'd you get these rigs, Carjack?
01:15:16 My name is Hershe.
01:15:19 I got an idea.
01:15:19 Got any red nail polish?
01:15:21 - What?
01:15:28 I expect that back, Eddie.
01:15:36 There. Looks just like the Sword
01:15:40 Maybe we can pull a Texas switch.
01:15:43 - If you get close enough.
01:15:48 The wind's up. Let's go!
01:16:12 Shut-down - 34 minutes.
01:17:04 Are you ready for the new world?
01:17:10 The attack is now under way!
01:17:39 - What's going on?
01:17:53 You see Plissken anywhere?
01:17:58 Shut-down - 25 minutes.
01:18:08 Get my jet ready.
01:18:14 You can't run away. It's too late.
01:18:16 You have to stand and face it down.
01:18:19 Mr President.
01:18:21 Commander, we're receiving reports.
01:18:23 An armada of warships
01:18:26 ETA, Florida in 45 minutes.
01:18:28 They're starting the invasion.
01:18:31 I'm going to my quarters!
01:18:33 I've got to pray!
01:18:37 Go with him. Make sure
01:18:55 Hey, Eddie, is that
01:18:59 Yeah. It kept changing owners.
01:19:03 That thing in Paris killed them.
01:19:05 We need a diversion.
01:19:13 Hey, Cuervo! Hey!
01:19:16 Hey, Cuervo! I made it!
01:19:19 I made it! Wait for me! Whoa!
01:19:24 Oh, shit!
01:19:34 Hey, Cuervo!
01:19:36 Will you please kill him for me?
01:19:38 Hey! Hey! I got news!
01:19:42 You're about to get hit, man.
01:19:48 You told me you shot him dead.
01:19:51 Yeah, I thought I did,
01:19:53 but I found him... sort of... alive.
01:19:56 Sort of. Where?
01:19:59 - Oh, Cuervo.
01:20:02 - It's so good to see you.
01:20:05 - He's near.
01:20:09 Aah! Jeez!
01:20:11 Talk, gringo,
01:20:14 Look out behind you!
01:20:33 You have lied to me
01:23:27 Come on, hurry up! Let's go!
01:23:38 Get inside the chopper.
01:23:46 I'll take my coat back now, asshole.
01:24:07 - Take me back.
01:24:13 You got the remote. Great.
01:24:15 Yeah. Give me the real one.
01:24:17 I didn't make a switch.
01:24:19 Yes, you did. I saw you.
01:24:23 Give me that gun!
01:24:55 Damn it. Carjack, we're hooked up
01:25:29 I hit him!
01:25:56 Get back here, Plissken!
01:26:00 Aircraft entering quadrant four, sir.
01:26:02 - I'm getting radio contact.
01:26:05 Get the antidote ready, assholes!
01:26:08 Plissken, do you have the box?
01:26:10 I got the remote control unit
01:26:13 Get the trucks, we're on fire.
01:26:16 Shut-down, two minutes, 27 seconds.
01:26:19 All emergency vehicles,
01:26:30 Shit! Shit!
01:26:38 This is a full alert.
01:26:43 Where the hell is he going?
01:26:46 Get ready to jump.
01:26:48 Head for the tree line and disappear.
01:26:52 Go.
01:26:53 Go!
01:27:58 Oh, thank God almighty!
01:28:00 Thank God almighty!
01:28:02 Welcome back, sir.
01:28:04 Give me the goddam shot.
01:28:14 Your countdown clock has now
01:28:21 I told you he was dumb.
01:28:24 You took the fake, hotshot.
01:28:26 Plutoxin Seven is a fast,
01:28:31 Pretty good.
01:28:33 Relax, war hero.
01:28:35 We took you for a little ride,
01:28:39 Now, give me that unit.
01:28:51 You want this thing?
01:28:53 Come and get it.
01:28:57 - Sir...
01:29:00 Let go of me! Quit it!
01:29:10 You didn't finish the mission, Snake.
01:29:13 Looks like I'll have
01:29:24 Hold it, Mr President.
01:29:44 Shit.
01:29:51 We'll take this one.
01:30:04 Get her out of here.
01:30:06 Daddy...
01:30:08 Take her to the chair.
01:30:17 For he so loved his country...
01:30:20 he gave his only seditious child.
01:30:29 Prepare to broadcast...
01:30:32 worldwide.
01:30:35 Worldwide!
01:30:39 She didn't know that she had it
01:30:44 I was wondering what kind of
01:30:48 You're becoming very predictable.
01:30:53 Yeah, I guess so.
01:30:55 You got a smoke?
01:30:58 The United States
01:31:01 No smoking, no drinking, no drugs,
01:31:05 No guns, no foul language,
01:31:09 The land of the free.
01:31:15 I don't need the teleprompter.
01:31:17 This is the President
01:31:21 I now demand an immediate
01:31:25 now threatening
01:31:28 If my demand is not met immediately,
01:31:32 I will destroy your ability
01:31:37 Mr President, the Cuban aggression
01:31:42 Four minutes.
01:31:43 Bring the aiming co-ordinates
01:31:51 Cuba-seven, seven, nine.
01:31:54 Seven... seven...
01:31:57 nine.
01:32:00 I now render this final solution.
01:32:06 Welcome to your own map to the stars.
01:32:10 The big one wiped out
01:32:14 but the glamour
01:32:18 Very funny.
01:32:22 I hope it was worth it,
01:32:24 for now you are going to die.
01:32:27 Everybody does.
01:32:30 Kill him...
01:32:32 and bring me the real unit.
01:32:36 - Sir, we're still broadcasting.
01:32:41 Do it!
01:32:45 Do it!
01:32:48 On my command!
01:32:52 Fire!
01:33:14 He's not even here! He's a hologram!
01:33:20 She catches on quick.
01:33:23 Got to be within a half-mile radius.
01:33:27 Hold it.
01:33:29 Sir, the enemy is less than
01:33:33 What's it to be, Plissken -
01:33:38 Shut down the Third World.
01:33:42 Shut down America...
01:33:45 you lose, they win.
01:33:47 The more things change,
01:33:52 So what are you going to do?
01:33:54 Disappear.
01:34:07 He's entered the world code.
01:34:12 No target code.
01:34:17 Sir, that will shut down
01:34:23 I told you you'd better hope
01:34:26 You push that button, 500 years'
01:34:32 Our technology, our way of life,
01:34:36 We'll have to start all over again.
01:34:42 For God's sakes, don't do it, Snake!
01:34:47 The name's Plissken.
01:35:06 He did it.
01:35:07 He shut down the Earth.
01:36:29 Welcome to the human race.