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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
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Montauk train on track "B." |
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Random thoughts |
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Today is a holiday invented |
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Last call... |
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to make people |
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I ditched work today. |
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Took a train out to Montauk. |
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Montauk train boarding |
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I don't know why. |
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Aah! |
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I guess I just woke up |
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I gotta get my car fixed. |
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Hi. Cindy? |
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It's Joel. Joel! |
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Listen, I don't |
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No, food poisoning, |
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It's goddamn freezing on this beach. |
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Montauk in February. |
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Page is ripped out. |
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Don't remember doing that. |
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It appears this is |
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Sand is overrated. |
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It's just tiny little rocks. |
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If only I could |
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I guess my chances of that happening |
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seeing that I'm incapable |
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Maybe I should |
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She was nice. |
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She loved me. |
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Why do I fall in love |
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who shows me |
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Hi. |
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I'm sorry? |
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- I just said hi. |
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Okay if I sit closer? |
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How far are you going? |
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Uh, Rockville Center. |
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Get out! Me too! |
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Really? |
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Do I know you? |
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Do you ever shop |
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Sure. Sure. |
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Yeah? |
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Book slave there |
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Ah. I would have thought |
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It might be the hair. |
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What might? |
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The color. |
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It's called Blue Ruin, |
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Snappy name, huh? |
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Yeah. |
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Anyway, this company |
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Red... Red Menace, |
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That'd be a job, |
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You think there could |
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I mean, how many hair colors |
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Someone's got that job. |
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Agent Orange! |
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I apply my personality |
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Oh, I doubt that very much. |
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Well, you don't know me, |
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you don't know, do you? |
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Sorry. I was just... |
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Yeah. I got it. |
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My name's Clementine, |
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Hi, Joel. |
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No jokes about my name. |
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Oh, no, you wouldn't do that. |
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I don't know any jokes |
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Huckleberry Hound. |
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I don't know what that means. |
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Huckleberry Hound? |
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It's been suggested. |
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No? |
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I'm sorry. Just... |
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It's, uh... |
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Right? Clemency? |
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Although it hardly fits. |
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I'm a vindictive little bitch, |
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Gee, I-I wouldn't |
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Why wouldn't you |
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I just... |
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I don't know. |
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You seem nice, so... |
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Oh, now I'm nice? |
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Oh, God. Don't you know |
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I don't need "nice." |
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I don't need myself to be it, |
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Joel? |
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It's Joel, right? |
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Yes. |
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I'm sorry I yelled at you. |
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I'm a little out of sorts today. |
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My embarrassing admission is, |
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I really like |
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I mean, I can't tell |
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but right now... |
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I'm glad you are. |
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I have so much stuff |
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Oh! I'm sorry. Okay. |
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No, no. I just... |
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I just have... |
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- Ohh! Hey! |
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Jesus! |
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Hi. I could, uh, |
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It's cold. |
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Yeah. Okay. Yeah. |
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It is frosty. |
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You're not a stalker |
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You're the one that talked to me. |
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That is the oldest trick |
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Really? |
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Mm-hmm. |
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I gotta read that one. |
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Look, I'm sorry if I came off |
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Oh, it's okay. |
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Did you wanna have a drink? |
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I have lots of drinks, |
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Um... |
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Never mind. |
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Sorry. That was stupid. |
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Good night, Joel. |
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Two Blue Ruins. |
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Thank you. |
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Drink up, young man. |
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It'll make |
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I'm just kidding! |
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Come on. |
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You're kinda closed-mouthed, |
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I'm sorry. |
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It's just, you know, |
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I go to work, I come home. |
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Don't know what to say. |
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You should read my journal. |
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I mean, it's just... blank. |
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Really? |
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I mean, I'm always anxious, |
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taking advantage |
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making sure |
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I think about that. |
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You're really nice. |
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Ohh! |
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I'm gonna marry you. |
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I know it. |
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Um... okay. |
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Joel, you should come up |
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It gets frozen this time of year. |
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That sounds scary. |
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I'll pack a picnic. |
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A night picnic. |
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And, um, we could... |
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Sounds good. |
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But I... I should, uh, go. |
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You should stay. |
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No, I really... I'm... I... |
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I have to get up so early. |
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I would like you |
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Would you do that? |
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Yes. |
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Wish me a happy Valentine's Day |
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That'd be nice. |
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What took you so long? |
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I just walked in. |
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Mm-hmm. You miss me? |
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Yeah. |
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Oh! |
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You said "I do." |
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I guess so. |
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Tomorrow night? |
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It's really solid |
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Whoa! I don't know. |
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Come on. |
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Come on. |
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Whew. |
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Oh. So beautiful. |
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Isn't it? |
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Uh, don't go too far. |
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- Whoo! Oww! Ow! |
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- Are you okay? |
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Ohh! Oh, my ass! |
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I think I should go back. |
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What if it breaks? |
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- "What if"? |
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Come here. Please. |
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Come on. |
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Ohh. |
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Slidy-slidy. |
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This is good. |
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What are you doing? |
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Come on. |
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Think I heard a crack. |
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It's not gonna crack |
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It's so thick. |
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Show me which constellations |
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Um... Oh. |
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I don't... know any. |
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Show me |
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Okay. |
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Okay. |
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Oh. Here's Osidius. |
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Where? |
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Right there. |
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Sort of a swoop |
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Osidius the Emphatic. |
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You're full of shit. |
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Osidius is right there. |
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Shut the fuck up! |
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Clementine. |
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Cock-a-doodle-doo. |
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Hey. |
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Hey. |
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Ahh. |
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Can I come over |
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to sleep? |
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I'm so tired. |
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Okay. Um, yeah. Sure. |
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Let me get my toothbrush. |
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Just... |
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Yes? |
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Can I help you? |
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Can I help you with something? |
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No. |
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What are you doing here? |
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I'm not really sure |
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Oh. |
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Thanks. |
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We're looking for 159. |
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I don't know where that is. |
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Jesus Christ, you'd think |
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Is that him? |
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Yeah, that's him. |
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Hey, Joel. |
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Oh, shit. |
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Jesus. The only |
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How pathetic is that, huh? |
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You're lucky |
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She is way cool. |
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Hey, you got any big |
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No. |
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Well, it's only a day away. |
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Don't want to end up |
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McRomance! |
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You want some fries |
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I have to, uh, |
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It's 8:30. |
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Patrick, stop it. |
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Ohh! Okay. |
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Okay. Okay. |
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Whew. Okay. |
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Showtime at the Apollo. |
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Shh, shh, shh. Hey. |
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Quiet. |
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Hey, Joel. What's up? |
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Oh. Hi, Frank. |
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I only get Valentine's Day cards |
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How pathetic is that? |
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You're lucky |
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Hey, you got, uh, any, uh, big |
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No. |
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It's only a day away. |
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Better make a reservation |
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Don't wanna end up |
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Oh, no! |
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Yes! Valentine's Day |
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I'm willing to be |
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So I call her, |
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So I walked over to Antic Attic, |
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I thought I'd go over to work, |
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You won't believe it. |
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She's there with... |
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this guy, |
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And she looks at me like |
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Excuse me? |
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Can I help you |
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Hey, Clem-ato. |
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Patrick! Baby boy. |
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What you doing here, baby? |
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Let me know |
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Hi. |
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How are you? |
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Uh-huh. |
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I so want what's in your suit. |
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Why? |
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Why would she do that to me? |
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Hey, does anybody want a joint? |
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Oh, God, Rob, give it a rest. |
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Oh, God. |
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I know, honey. |
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It's horrible. |
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No! No, no, no. |
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Get off. It's too... |
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Right. |
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I don't want to seem desperate. |
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Joel, why don't you just see this as a sign, |
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Right? |
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All right, Joel, |
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Rob! |
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Don't do that. |
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What's your fucking suggestion, Carrie? |
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You're gonna make this |
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I agree. It's not about us. |
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Not Mama Carrie's kid. |
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- What are you... |
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That's great. |
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Okay. |
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What is it? |
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Good morning. Lacuna. |
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No, I'm sorry. |
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Yeah, sure. |
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How about on the fifth? |
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That's a Wednesday. |
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Okay, and we'll need |
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Great. Have a nice day. |
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May I help you? |
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I'm Joel Barish. |
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I'm Joel. Barish. |
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Mierzwiak. |
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- Here. Could you please fill this out? |
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You still need to |
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- Thank you. |
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I don't have a pen. |
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There's a pen right there. |
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Good morning. Lacuna. |
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Oh, yeah, that offer. That's done now. |
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Mr. Barish? |
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How are we today? |
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Not too good, actually. |
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Boo! |
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Sorry. |
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Sorry. Sorry. |
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Here, Doctor. |
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You should not |
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I apologize. |
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This is a hoax, right? |
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I assure you, no. |
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Mm-mmm. |
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Look, our files are confidential, |
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so I can't show you evidence. |
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Suffice it to say that Miss, uh... |
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and she wanted to move on. |
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We provide that possibility. |
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"Miss Kruczynski was not happy |
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We provide |
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What the hell is that? |
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Nicest guy |
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Oww! Fuck! |
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God, Rob! Give it a rest! |
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It's okay. |
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Carrie, I am making |
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What can I say, Joel? |
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She's impulsive. |
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She decided to erase you |
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A lark. |
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Why? Why? Why? |
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Wait, wait, wait, wait! |
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I'm sorry, Doctor. |
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Okay. I want it done. |
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- Oh, th-th-that's... that's okay, Mary. |
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Mr. Barish, if you'd like to, uh... |
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And, Mary, if you could take care of Mrs. Woo. |
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Now, the, uh... |
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the first thing |
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is to go home... |
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and collect everything you own |
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Anything. |
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And we'll use these items to create |
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Okay? |
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So we'll need, uh, |
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books she may have bought you, |
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journal entries. |
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We want to empty your home... |
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We want to empty your life |
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And after the mapping is done, |
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That way, when you awake |
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you'll find yourself in your own bed |
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a new life awaiting you. |
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Wake up, buddy! |
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No, I'm sorry, Mrs. Sobel. |
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You can't have the procedure done |
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Well, it's just not our policy... |
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Hello. I'm right here. |
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I know it's an emergency, |
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Maybe you could talk to the doctor, |
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All right, so let's make an appointment. |
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Mr. Barish. |
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Maybe tomorrow would be better. |
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February is very busy for us |
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This is, uh, Stan Fink, |
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one of our most experienced |
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He'll be handling |
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Great to meet you, |
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My name is Joel Barish, |
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and I'm here to erase |
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Very good. |
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Uh, I was... |
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living with this woman, Naomi, |
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uh, a couple years ago, |
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and my friends Rob and Carrie |
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Naomi couldn't go, but I went... |
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and I, uh, met Clementine. |
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I'm sorry. |
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Let's start with |
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and work backwards from there, |
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There's an emotional core... |
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to each of our memories, |
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and when you eradicate that core |
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By the time you wake up |
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all the memories we've targeted |
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as in a dream upon waking. |
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Is there any risk |
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Well, uh, technically speaking, |
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the procedure is brain damage, |
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but it's on a par with |
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Nothing you'll miss. |
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Comfortable? |
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What we're doing here, Mr. Barish, |
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Okay, let's get started. |
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If we want to get |
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I want you to react |
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There's a good story |
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Uh, actually, Mr. Barish, |
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if you refrain from any sort of |
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Just try to focus on the memories. |
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Oh. Sorry. Okay. |
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Healthy activity up there again. |
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- Here's another object. |
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Next item. Okay. |
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Potato head. |
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Next item. Okay. |
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Just focus on the memories. |
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Hey, Patrick, |
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Can you check the voltage regulator? |
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Uh, voltage looks fine. |
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Well, I'm not wiping |
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Well, uh, technically the procedure |
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Check the, uh... |
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Oh, there you are. |
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Why am I... |
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Why am I |
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Oh, my God. |
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Déjà vu. |
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All right, we should get started. |
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underway tonight, |
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I'm in my head already, |
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I suppose so. |
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This is what it... |
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Very good. |
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We'll dispose of these mementos |
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That way you won't be confused later |
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Ah, there we go. |
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Patrick? |
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Patrick, can you check... |
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I'm getting some sort of readout |
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- Why are there so many wires? |
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- Does that help? |
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How's that? |
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There we are, |
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- I don't know if I like this. |
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We're almost done now. |
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Mmm. Journal. |
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"I met someone tonight. |
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Her name is Clementine, |
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Whoa! Jesus! |
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What? What? |
| 00:34:37 |
Just take it easy. |
| 00:34:39 |
That's fine. |
| 00:34:41 |
Let's not roach the guy. |
| 00:34:46 |
All right, you got that one. |
| 00:34:49 |
This place is sort of a dump, |
| 00:34:52 |
Patrick. |
| 00:34:55 |
Well, not a dump, then, |
| 00:34:59 |
And there's sort of |
| 00:35:01 |
Patrick, can we just please |
| 00:35:06 |
We got a very long night |
| 00:35:15 |
This is the last time I saw you. |
| 00:35:32 |
It's 3:00. |
| 00:35:34 |
I kinda sorta wrecked your car. |
| 00:35:39 |
Were you driving drunk? |
| 00:35:41 |
It's pathetic. |
| 00:35:43 |
I was a little tipsy. |
| 00:35:46 |
Don't call me pathetic. |
| 00:35:48 |
Well, it is pathetic. |
| 00:35:50 |
It's fucking irresponsible. |
| 00:35:53 |
Maybe you did kill somebody. |
| 00:35:56 |
Should I check the grill to see |
| 00:35:59 |
It's just a fucking dent, Joel. |
| 00:36:03 |
Well, what are you like? |
| 00:36:06 |
A wino? |
| 00:36:08 |
Jesus, are you from the '50s |
| 00:36:11 |
A wino? |
| 00:36:13 |
Face it, Joely. |
| 00:36:15 |
You're freaked out because |
| 00:36:19 |
and in your little wormy brain... |
| 00:36:22 |
you're trying to figure out, |
| 00:36:28 |
No, see, Clem, |
| 00:36:30 |
I assume |
| 00:36:33 |
Isn't that how you get people |
| 00:36:45 |
I'm sorry. Okay? |
| 00:36:48 |
Clem, I didn't mean it. |
| 00:36:57 |
Clem? |
| 00:36:59 |
I was just... I was just... |
| 00:37:02 |
Angry or annoyed or something, |
| 00:37:12 |
Clem? |
| 00:37:16 |
Got it. |
| 00:37:19 |
Mary's coming over tonight. |
| 00:37:21 |
Yeah? |
| 00:37:22 |
Just thought you'd wanna know. |
| 00:37:24 |
I like Mary. I like when she comes to visit. |
| 00:37:27 |
She likes you okay. |
| 00:37:30 |
Maybe I should invite my girlfriend over. |
| 00:37:33 |
Do whatever you want. |
| 00:37:36 |
Yeah. |
| 00:37:43 |
Did I tell you |
| 00:37:45 |
We gotta focus here, |
| 00:37:47 |
Yeah, the thing is, |
| 00:37:49 |
our situation is... |
| 00:37:52 |
My girlfriend situation. |
| 00:37:55 |
I'm sure it is. |
| 00:37:57 |
You gotta be... |
| 00:38:25 |
Clem, let me drive you home. |
| 00:38:27 |
Get out of my face, faggot! |
| 00:38:31 |
Look at it out here! |
| 00:38:34 |
I'm erasing you, and I'm happy! |
| 00:38:37 |
You did it to me first! |
| 00:38:39 |
I can't believe |
| 00:38:43 |
Clem! Can you hear me? |
| 00:38:46 |
By morning you'll be gone! |
| 00:38:49 |
The perfect ending |
| 00:38:57 |
Is there something wrong |
| 00:39:01 |
No, I think it's... funny. |
| 00:39:04 |
So, who do you think's better-looking, |
| 00:39:07 |
Patrick, let's focus, buddy. |
| 00:39:09 |
Remember that girl |
| 00:39:11 |
The one with the... potatoes? |
| 00:39:16 |
That girl? |
| 00:39:20 |
Right. |
| 00:39:22 |
Was. We took care of that. |
| 00:39:25 |
Oh, God! |
| 00:39:27 |
I kinda fell in love with her |
| 00:39:30 |
What? You little fuck... |
| 00:39:33 |
What? |
| 00:39:36 |
Well, she was beautiful, and... |
| 00:39:39 |
I stole a pair of her panties |
| 00:39:45 |
Jesus! |
| 00:39:47 |
It's not like... |
| 00:39:49 |
I mean, they were clean and all. |
| 00:39:52 |
They were clean! |
| 00:39:55 |
Okay. Yeah! All right! |
| 00:39:57 |
Give me my papers. |
| 00:40:13 |
There's, um... |
| 00:40:17 |
There's more. |
| 00:40:20 |
After we did her, I kind of... |
| 00:40:23 |
went to where she works |
| 00:40:28 |
You what? |
| 00:40:30 |
Jesus. |
| 00:40:33 |
Do you have... any idea... |
| 00:40:36 |
how unethical... |
| 00:40:38 |
It's not really that bad. |
| 00:40:41 |
What? Get that look off your face. |
| 00:40:44 |
Patrick, you stole a girl's panties! |
| 00:40:59 |
There's someone here. |
| 00:41:02 |
He stole your underwear. |
| 00:41:05 |
I don't see anyone. |
| 00:41:23 |
Joel? |
| 00:41:27 |
Where are my boots? |
| 00:41:29 |
Why are you showing me poisons? |
| 00:41:33 |
"Potions," I said. |
| 00:41:41 |
Love potion, please. |
| 00:41:44 |
I'm fucking crawling |
| 00:41:50 |
Should've left you |
| 00:41:54 |
First thing to do is... |
| 00:41:57 |
sift in a cup |
| 00:42:05 |
Wanna go? |
| 00:42:09 |
I want to have a baby. |
| 00:42:11 |
Let's talk about it later. |
| 00:42:14 |
No! I want to have a baby. |
| 00:42:18 |
I don't think we're ready. |
| 00:42:21 |
You're not ready. |
| 00:42:23 |
Clem, do you really think |
| 00:42:26 |
What? |
| 00:42:30 |
I don't wanna |
| 00:42:33 |
I can't hear you. |
| 00:42:35 |
I don't wanna talk about this! |
| 00:42:38 |
We're fucking |
| 00:42:40 |
You can't just say something like that |
| 00:42:43 |
I'm sorry, Clem. |
| 00:42:46 |
I love children, I'm creative and smart, |
| 00:42:51 |
It's you, Joel. It's you |
| 00:42:54 |
It's going! It's going! |
| 00:42:58 |
Maybe I should end this |
| 00:43:01 |
Leave you at the flea market |
| 00:43:04 |
Maybe you could find yourself |
| 00:43:16 |
Oh. Hi, Patrick. |
| 00:43:18 |
Hey, you. |
| 00:43:21 |
Find us okay? |
| 00:43:27 |
Mmm. |
| 00:43:30 |
Poor guy. |
| 00:43:32 |
Mmm? Oh. |
| 00:43:35 |
Don't you have |
| 00:43:37 |
Uh, we haven't really |
| 00:43:40 |
Patrick? |
| 00:43:42 |
Uh, let me do the honors. |
| 00:43:46 |
Mary hates me. |
| 00:43:48 |
Never really had much luck |
| 00:43:51 |
Maybe if you stop |
| 00:43:53 |
Stan. Stan. |
| 00:43:56 |
There's more. |
| 00:43:57 |
Yes. |
| 00:43:59 |
Hey, hey! |
| 00:44:03 |
Oh, you didn't want any, |
| 00:44:06 |
Uh, no, that's okay. |
| 00:44:08 |
"Blessed are the forgetful, |
| 00:44:15 |
Oh. |
| 00:44:17 |
Oh! |
| 00:44:19 |
Mmm! |
| 00:44:24 |
That's Nietzsche. |
| 00:44:27 |
I found it in my Bartlett's. |
| 00:44:29 |
What's your Bartlett's? |
| 00:44:31 |
It's a quote book, Patrick. |
| 00:44:33 |
It's a book of quotations. |
| 00:44:35 |
I think Howard |
| 00:44:38 |
Definitely. |
| 00:44:40 |
God! |
| 00:44:42 |
Can you wake him up? |
| 00:44:45 |
You can't wake him up. |
| 00:44:50 |
Mmm. |
| 00:44:57 |
You don't tell me things, Joel. |
| 00:45:00 |
I'm an open book. |
| 00:45:03 |
I tell you everything. |
| 00:45:05 |
Every damn embarrassing thing. |
| 00:45:11 |
You don't trust me. |
| 00:45:13 |
Constantly talking |
| 00:45:19 |
I don't do that. |
| 00:45:24 |
I want to know you. |
| 00:45:27 |
Hmm? |
| 00:45:29 |
I don't constantly talk. |
| 00:45:34 |
People have to |
| 00:45:36 |
Mm-hmm. |
| 00:45:38 |
That's what intimacy is. |
| 00:45:40 |
I'm really pissed |
| 00:45:43 |
I'm sorry. |
| 00:45:45 |
It just... really just |
| 00:45:49 |
I wanna read some of those journals |
| 00:45:52 |
What do you write in there |
| 00:45:56 |
love? |
| 00:46:04 |
November 19, 2003. |
| 00:46:10 |
Dinner at Kang's again. |
| 00:46:15 |
Are we like those poor couples... |
| 00:46:18 |
you feel sorry for in restaurants? |
| 00:46:20 |
Are we the dining dead? |
| 00:46:23 |
I can't stand the idea of us being |
| 00:46:32 |
I like that. |
| 00:46:35 |
How's the chicken? |
| 00:46:37 |
Good. |
| 00:46:41 |
More? |
| 00:46:47 |
She's gonna be drunk |
| 00:46:49 |
Hey, would you |
| 00:46:52 |
and clean the goddamn hair off the soap |
| 00:46:55 |
Yeah. Oh. Yeah. |
| 00:46:57 |
- Gross. |
| 00:47:01 |
- It's just... |
| 00:47:04 |
It's repulsive. |
| 00:47:11 |
Patrick, can we get through this? |
| 00:47:14 |
Patrick. |
| 00:47:16 |
Hey, Tangerine. |
| 00:47:18 |
Oh, Patrick, it's you. |
| 00:47:21 |
I'm so miserable right now. |
| 00:47:23 |
Why? What's wrong? |
| 00:47:26 |
Excuse me? |
| 00:47:28 |
Can I help you |
| 00:47:30 |
Confused? What are you confused about? |
| 00:47:34 |
Baby, come here. |
| 00:47:36 |
Scared of what? |
| 00:47:42 |
Do you love me? |
| 00:47:45 |
Where's the self-help section? |
| 00:47:47 |
Do you think I'm ugly? |
| 00:47:50 |
No! You're beautiful! |
| 00:47:52 |
Maybe I should come over. |
| 00:47:54 |
I don't know. |
| 00:47:57 |
Well, just let me come over. |
| 00:48:00 |
Okay. |
| 00:48:02 |
Stan, can I leave for a while? |
| 00:48:05 |
We're right in the middle |
| 00:48:08 |
Let him go, Stan! |
| 00:48:10 |
Let him go. I'll help. |
| 00:48:13 |
See? |
| 00:48:15 |
- She hates me. |
| 00:48:18 |
All right. |
| 00:48:21 |
You like? |
| 00:48:23 |
Oh, man! |
| 00:48:26 |
I matched my sweatshirt exactly. |
| 00:48:28 |
I like it. |
| 00:48:30 |
You look like a tangerine. |
| 00:48:33 |
"Clemen-teen" the tangerine. |
| 00:48:36 |
And seedless. |
| 00:48:40 |
I like tangerines! |
| 00:48:43 |
Can you see me doing ducks? |
| 00:48:45 |
Tangerine. |
| 00:48:48 |
How does he know |
| 00:48:51 |
Oh, my God. Clem? |
| 00:48:54 |
That's what |
| 00:48:56 |
The Clash... |
| 00:48:58 |
They called themselves that |
| 00:49:00 |
It's amazing, isn't it? |
| 00:49:04 |
What Howard |
| 00:49:07 |
Yeah. |
| 00:49:09 |
To let people begin again. |
| 00:49:14 |
It's beautiful. |
| 00:49:16 |
You look at a baby, |
| 00:49:21 |
And adults are, like, |
| 00:49:24 |
and... phobias. |
| 00:49:27 |
Howard just makes it all go away. |
| 00:49:40 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:49:44 |
Baby, what's going on? |
| 00:49:47 |
I'm lost, I'm scared, |
| 00:49:49 |
I feel like I'm disappearing. |
| 00:49:51 |
Disappearing? |
| 00:49:54 |
Nothing makes any sense to me! |
| 00:49:57 |
Nothing makes any sense. |
| 00:50:01 |
Nothing makes any sense. |
| 00:50:03 |
Nothing makes any sense, Patrick. |
| 00:50:07 |
Hey, let's go out dancing. Yeah? |
| 00:50:11 |
Montauk? |
| 00:50:13 |
No! Come up to Boston with me. |
| 00:50:17 |
No, no. Now. Now. |
| 00:50:20 |
I have to see |
| 00:50:26 |
Hi, it's Joel. |
| 00:50:28 |
Um, leave a message after the beep |
| 00:50:36 |
Pick up! Pick up, man! |
| 00:50:38 |
W-W-W-W-Whoa. |
| 00:50:43 |
Hello? Yeah, what's up? |
| 00:50:46 |
I got into a little situation |
| 00:50:49 |
Can you handle things tonight alone? |
| 00:50:52 |
Don't worry about it. |
| 00:50:55 |
He's pretty much on autopilot |
| 00:50:58 |
Dude, I gotta go. |
| 00:51:03 |
Charles. |
| 00:51:07 |
Come on, Charles. |
| 00:51:14 |
"Look! You and me on the Charles River. |
| 00:51:18 |
I'm just happy. |
| 00:51:24 |
I'm so excited. Yea. |
| 00:51:27 |
Cool. |
| 00:51:31 |
I got you this... |
| 00:51:34 |
What? |
| 00:51:37 |
Happy early Valentine's Day. |
| 00:51:39 |
Oh! |
| 00:51:42 |
Wow. What is it? |
| 00:51:44 |
Uh, I don't know. |
| 00:51:52 |
Oh. |
| 00:51:54 |
It... It's gorgeous! |
| 00:51:56 |
- You like it? |
| 00:51:59 |
I've never gone out with a guy |
| 00:52:04 |
Thank you. |
| 00:52:13 |
Let's go. |
| 00:52:15 |
Joely? |
| 00:52:20 |
Am I ugly? |
| 00:52:22 |
Mm-mmm. |
| 00:52:26 |
Can't believe I'm crying already. |
| 00:52:30 |
Sometimes I think people |
| 00:52:36 |
Like you don't matter. |
| 00:52:39 |
So, I'm eight... |
| 00:52:43 |
and I have these toys, |
| 00:52:45 |
these dolls. |
| 00:52:47 |
My favorite is this ugly girl doll |
| 00:52:52 |
And I keep yelling at her: |
| 00:52:54 |
"You can't be ugly! Be pretty!" |
| 00:52:58 |
It's weird. |
| 00:53:00 |
Like if I can transform her, |
| 00:53:03 |
I would magically change too. |
| 00:53:11 |
You're pretty. |
| 00:53:13 |
Joely, don't ever leave me. |
| 00:53:16 |
Pretty. Pretty. |
| 00:53:20 |
Mierzwiak, please |
| 00:53:24 |
Just this one. |
| 00:53:26 |
I don't wanna hold your hand. |
| 00:53:29 |
Whoo! |
| 00:53:31 |
Stop it! |
| 00:53:36 |
I could die right now, Clem. |
| 00:53:40 |
I'm just... |
| 00:53:44 |
happy. |
| 00:53:48 |
I've never felt that before. |
| 00:53:52 |
Mmm. |
| 00:53:54 |
I'm just exactly... |
| 00:53:58 |
where I wanna be. |
| 00:54:01 |
Clem? |
| 00:54:09 |
I wanna call it off. |
| 00:54:12 |
I'll give you a sign. |
| 00:54:18 |
I wanna call it off! |
| 00:54:23 |
Can you hear me? |
| 00:54:26 |
I wanna call it off! |
| 00:54:34 |
Is anybody there? |
| 00:54:44 |
Clementine? |
| 00:54:47 |
Clement... |
| 00:54:49 |
Clem! |
| 00:54:51 |
Clem! |
| 00:54:54 |
What? |
| 00:54:56 |
What? Where? |
| 00:54:59 |
Stop what? |
| 00:55:01 |
Joely. |
| 00:55:03 |
Smell my armpit! |
| 00:55:07 |
Don't tickle me! |
| 00:55:09 |
No. |
| 00:55:11 |
Concentrate, Clem. |
| 00:55:14 |
We gotta get back |
| 00:55:16 |
There was a tape recorder. |
| 00:55:19 |
Not the picture. |
| 00:55:21 |
Where is it? Back here. |
| 00:55:24 |
Oh, look at me. |
| 00:55:27 |
Look, our files are confidential, |
| 00:55:31 |
so I can't show you evidence. |
| 00:55:33 |
Suffice it to say that Miss, uh... |
| 00:55:36 |
was not happy |
| 00:55:40 |
Good. Now, tell me about Clementine. |
| 00:55:45 |
That's what he said. Then... |
| 00:55:48 |
No, wait. |
| 00:55:50 |
Shit! |
| 00:55:52 |
Joel, why... No, I don't want to... |
| 00:55:55 |
Don't make me run anymore. |
| 00:55:58 |
Mierzwiak! |
| 00:56:00 |
Do we always have to run? |
| 00:56:12 |
Please. |
| 00:56:15 |
So, why don't we begin |
| 00:56:18 |
everything you can remember. |
| 00:56:20 |
Mierzwiak! Wake me up! |
| 00:56:23 |
Oh, I-I'm sorry, Mr. Barish. |
| 00:56:26 |
I thought you understood |
| 00:56:29 |
I don't know. |
| 00:56:32 |
You're erasing me from her... |
| 00:56:38 |
I don't know. |
| 00:56:40 |
You've got this thing. |
| 00:56:43 |
I'm in my brain. |
| 00:56:45 |
I'm part of your imagination too, Joel. |
| 00:56:48 |
How can I help you |
| 00:56:51 |
Uh, I'm inside your head too. |
| 00:56:55 |
Sorry. |
| 00:56:58 |
Look. Who's that? |
| 00:57:00 |
Oh, he-he works for us. |
| 00:57:03 |
That's, uh, Pa-a-a-a-atrick, |
| 00:57:07 |
baby boy. |
| 00:57:10 |
He's stealing my identity. |
| 00:57:12 |
He stole my stuff. |
| 00:57:15 |
He's, uh, seducing my girlfriend |
| 00:57:19 |
He stole her underwear. |
| 00:57:22 |
He stole her underwear. |
| 00:57:24 |
I could die right now, Clem. |
| 00:57:27 |
I'm just happy. |
| 00:57:30 |
I've never felt that before. |
| 00:57:36 |
I want to go home. |
| 00:57:39 |
Hey. What? |
| 00:57:44 |
Clem! |
| 00:57:47 |
Wait. Clem! |
| 00:57:50 |
Clem? |
| 00:57:53 |
They're erasing you. |
| 00:57:55 |
I'm here! |
| 00:57:57 |
Clem, focus. |
| 00:58:00 |
I'm so stupid. |
| 00:58:02 |
Sweetie, calm down. |
| 00:58:05 |
I need it to stop before I wake up |
| 00:58:10 |
Okay, well, you know, |
| 00:58:14 |
What the hell are you talking about? |
| 00:58:18 |
Wake yourself up! |
| 00:58:19 |
Okay. You want me to wake up? |
| 00:58:22 |
Okay, here we go. |
| 00:58:25 |
I'll try really hard. Here we go. |
| 00:58:28 |
Yeah. Okay. |
| 00:58:31 |
Boy, that's working |
| 00:58:34 |
Don't! That tickles me! |
| 00:58:36 |
Oh, my God. What is that? |
| 00:58:39 |
It's a birthmark! |
| 00:58:44 |
It did work, for a second, |
| 00:58:48 |
but I couldn't... |
| 00:58:50 |
Oh, well, isn't that just another one |
| 00:58:55 |
It's more important |
| 00:58:57 |
Look, I don't want to |
| 00:59:01 |
Fine. |
| 00:59:04 |
Then what? I'm listening. |
| 00:59:07 |
I don't know. |
| 00:59:10 |
That's why I'm here. |
| 00:59:13 |
I'm sorry. |
| 00:59:15 |
You know me. I'm impulsive. |
| 00:59:20 |
That's what I love |
| 00:59:26 |
Joel? |
| 00:59:28 |
Mm-hmm? |
| 00:59:31 |
This is a memory of me, |
| 00:59:33 |
the way you wanted |
| 00:59:38 |
What? |
| 00:59:41 |
so what if you take me |
| 00:59:44 |
somewhere |
| 00:59:46 |
and we hide there |
| 00:59:53 |
Oh, man. I can't remember |
| 00:59:57 |
Tsk, that's very sweet, |
| 01:00:00 |
Okay. |
| 01:00:26 |
It's working! |
| 01:00:28 |
I'm a genius! |
| 01:00:52 |
Joel? |
| 01:00:54 |
Joel? |
| 01:00:58 |
Where'd you go? |
| 01:01:01 |
I'm supposed to come too! |
| 01:01:02 |
Listen, I'm just gonna |
| 01:01:06 |
Sure. |
| 01:01:08 |
Absolutely! |
| 01:01:10 |
It worked. |
| 01:01:14 |
It worked! Look! |
| 01:01:19 |
Oh, my God! Look at it! |
| 01:01:23 |
Who am I? |
| 01:01:26 |
Mrs. Hamlyn. |
| 01:01:28 |
I must be about four. |
| 01:01:30 |
Found the salad bowl, |
| 01:01:34 |
Is he okay under there? |
| 01:01:36 |
God, honestly, I feel like |
| 01:01:40 |
Listen, would you hate me if I asked you |
| 01:01:43 |
Oh, my God. |
| 01:01:46 |
Thank you so much. |
| 01:01:49 |
She's busy. |
| 01:01:52 |
No one ever looks at me. |
| 01:01:55 |
Oh, baby Joel. |
| 01:01:58 |
Is every little peanut |
| 01:02:01 |
Do you have something to drink? |
| 01:02:03 |
Would you drink |
| 01:02:06 |
I would die for a vodka. |
| 01:02:09 |
Okay! I'm just |
| 01:02:12 |
Uh, Joely. |
| 01:02:14 |
Your mother wants me to mind you. |
| 01:02:17 |
Ice cream. |
| 01:02:22 |
Come on, Joel! |
| 01:02:24 |
Joel, grow up! |
| 01:02:26 |
Don't leave me, Clem. |
| 01:02:28 |
This is sort of warped. |
| 01:02:31 |
I want my mommy! |
| 01:02:34 |
Baby Joel, it's okay. |
| 01:02:38 |
Stop it! Look, I think it's working. |
| 01:02:41 |
Hey, honey, look. |
| 01:02:44 |
Wait there. |
| 01:02:50 |
My crotch is still here, |
| 01:02:52 |
Yuck. |
| 01:02:57 |
It stopped. |
| 01:03:01 |
What? |
| 01:03:04 |
Oh, shit. |
| 01:03:07 |
This is terrible. |
| 01:03:10 |
He's off the map. |
| 01:03:13 |
Where? |
| 01:03:16 |
This is bad. |
| 01:03:21 |
Okay. Crap. |
| 01:03:23 |
Okay. What do we do? |
| 01:03:26 |
What shall we do? |
| 01:03:29 |
- What shall we do? |
| 01:03:31 |
- I just said that I don't know what to do. |
| 01:03:34 |
I don't know. |
| 01:03:37 |
Well, you have to do something. |
| 01:03:41 |
Quiet. You're freaking me out. |
| 01:03:44 |
All gooey and... and half-baked. |
| 01:03:47 |
Oh, shit! |
| 01:03:49 |
Oh, shit. |
| 01:03:51 |
What? Oh! What, what? |
| 01:03:54 |
- We should call Howard. |
| 01:03:57 |
This is my... |
| 01:03:59 |
I can't call Howard. |
| 01:04:02 |
He's... There's no time |
| 01:04:04 |
I got this under control. |
| 01:04:07 |
Stop fucking around! |
| 01:04:18 |
Hello. |
| 01:04:21 |
Um, I'm working on this guy |
| 01:04:25 |
and, uh, I can't... |
| 01:04:28 |
Okay, uh, tell me what happened |
| 01:04:31 |
Well, I wasn't sure, really, |
| 01:04:35 |
and I had it on autopilot |
| 01:04:37 |
I had to pee. |
| 01:04:39 |
Where's Patrick? |
| 01:04:43 |
Ah, geez. |
| 01:04:45 |
Okay, what's the address? |
| 01:04:48 |
That's okay. Come on. |
| 01:04:52 |
Yeah. |
| 01:04:55 |
Mary? |
| 01:04:58 |
I'm staying. |
| 01:05:00 |
- Get your stuff, Mary. |
| 01:05:02 |
I think you should go. |
| 01:05:05 |
Mary... Shit. |
| 01:05:09 |
I am so stoned. |
| 01:05:13 |
You have to go. |
| 01:05:15 |
I don't want him |
| 01:05:18 |
Mary, you have no idea how much trouble |
| 01:05:22 |
Joely, stop it! Joel! |
| 01:05:31 |
Joel! |
| 01:05:33 |
It's weird how strong |
| 01:05:37 |
You'll remember me |
| 01:05:39 |
and you'll come to me, |
| 01:05:43 |
Pat? I just... Pat? |
| 01:05:45 |
I thought we could have |
| 01:05:47 |
That Patrick guy... |
| 01:05:50 |
What Patrick guy? |
| 01:05:52 |
That guy! |
| 01:05:54 |
He's here in my apartment. |
| 01:05:56 |
He's one of those eraser guys. |
| 01:05:58 |
He fell for you when they were doing you, |
| 01:06:02 |
and you guys are dating. |
| 01:06:04 |
Really? Is he cute? |
| 01:06:10 |
Clem, |
| 01:06:12 |
You're the most wonderful |
| 01:06:15 |
You... You're kind, |
| 01:06:18 |
beautiful... |
| 01:06:20 |
and smart and funny... |
| 01:06:23 |
and... nice. |
| 01:06:25 |
What? |
| 01:06:29 |
Okay. All right. |
| 01:06:33 |
Okay. Oh! |
| 01:06:35 |
Move, move, move! |
| 01:06:37 |
Fine. |
| 01:06:39 |
Oh, my God. I'm still stoned. |
| 01:06:43 |
Those eyedrops you gave me |
| 01:06:50 |
Be cool. Cool. |
| 01:06:56 |
Hello, Mary. |
| 01:06:59 |
She was just here to help out. |
| 01:07:01 |
I wanted to understand as much |
| 01:07:04 |
I think it's important for my job |
| 01:07:08 |
of the work that we do. |
| 01:07:10 |
Well, not that I do, |
| 01:07:13 |
by people... where I also work, |
| 01:07:16 |
All right, well, |
| 01:07:20 |
get to the bottom of this, |
| 01:07:22 |
Uh, yeah. Um... |
| 01:07:27 |
Well, that's odd. |
| 01:07:29 |
Did you try going |
| 01:07:33 |
I mean... yes. |
| 01:07:35 |
Yeah. |
| 01:07:40 |
All right. |
| 01:07:43 |
You want to get linked up? |
| 01:07:45 |
All right. |
| 01:07:47 |
I already... I ran |
| 01:07:50 |
and I had nothing there, |
| 01:07:52 |
so I checked all the memories |
| 01:07:55 |
Here, Howard. |
| 01:07:57 |
I got you a chair. |
| 01:08:00 |
You're welcome. |
| 01:08:02 |
All right, I'm gonna... |
| 01:08:06 |
see if something comes up. |
| 01:08:15 |
I love being bathed in the sink. |
| 01:08:17 |
Such a feeling of security. |
| 01:08:20 |
I've never seen you happier, |
| 01:08:23 |
There it is. |
| 01:08:25 |
I don't understand |
| 01:08:30 |
What the heck |
| 01:08:41 |
His eyes are open. |
| 01:08:45 |
- Has this happened before with him? |
| 01:08:49 |
Oh, this is... |
| 01:08:53 |
I'm gonna have to... |
| 01:08:55 |
I'm gonna have to give him this. |
| 01:09:21 |
Can't you see I love you, |
| 01:09:24 |
Okay, we're back in. |
| 01:09:27 |
Wow. That was beautiful |
| 01:09:31 |
Like a surgeon |
| 01:09:36 |
Thank you, Mary. |
| 01:09:38 |
Um, Howard, |
| 01:09:42 |
Why can't you see I love you, |
| 01:09:46 |
Hmm. Lucky me. |
| 01:09:48 |
Lay one on me. |
| 01:09:54 |
Don't call me Antoine. |
| 01:09:56 |
My name is Wally. |
| 01:09:59 |
but how can a woman love a man |
| 01:10:01 |
Oh! Oh! What was that? |
| 01:10:04 |
Hey. |
| 01:10:06 |
There is? |
| 01:10:10 |
- Got it. |
| 01:10:13 |
What, Joel... What are you doing? |
| 01:10:16 |
Go on. Please, please, go. |
| 01:10:21 |
You can run, |
| 01:10:23 |
Clem, come on! |
| 01:10:26 |
There I am. |
| 01:10:28 |
That truck. |
| 01:10:30 |
Doc? Please. |
| 01:10:33 |
All right, let's begin |
| 01:10:37 |
everything you remember... |
| 01:10:40 |
That's strange. |
| 01:10:44 |
Oh, well, at least |
| 01:10:48 |
Come on, Clem. |
| 01:10:50 |
He seems to have developed some sort |
| 01:10:53 |
I don't want to run anymore. |
| 01:10:58 |
Come on, come on. |
| 01:11:02 |
Where? |
| 01:11:05 |
Humiliation. |
| 01:11:08 |
I'm sorry, okay? |
| 01:11:14 |
Let me drive you home. |
| 01:11:17 |
No! |
| 01:11:19 |
- Bye, Howard. |
| 01:11:23 |
He's disappeared again. |
| 01:11:25 |
Oh, dear. |
| 01:11:29 |
Humiliation. |
| 01:11:31 |
Humiliation. |
| 01:11:34 |
Hu-mi-lia... |
| 01:11:37 |
I don't like it either. |
| 01:11:39 |
I'm just trying to find |
| 01:11:42 |
Joel, honey, I have a surprise... |
| 01:11:45 |
Uh, you know what, honey? |
| 01:11:48 |
Good night, sweetheart. |
| 01:11:51 |
No. |
| 01:11:53 |
I'm sorry, Joel. Joely. |
| 01:11:57 |
Look! Joel! |
| 01:12:00 |
Joel, look! |
| 01:12:02 |
Look where we are! |
| 01:12:04 |
Whoo! |
| 01:12:07 |
Clem, this isn't good. |
| 01:12:09 |
Then hide me somewhere... |
| 01:12:16 |
Hit it! Hit it! |
| 01:12:19 |
I'll do it later! |
| 01:12:24 |
Come on, you big sissy! |
| 01:12:36 |
Ooh! |
| 01:12:38 |
Ooh, he has a girlfriend! |
| 01:12:42 |
Wait. What am I doing? |
| 01:12:44 |
You don't scare me anymore. |
| 01:12:47 |
Joel! |
| 01:12:49 |
Joely, get up. |
| 01:12:52 |
They're not worth it, Joel! |
| 01:12:56 |
Come on, Joel. |
| 01:13:04 |
I'm so ashamed. |
| 01:13:08 |
You were a little kid. |
| 01:13:11 |
Come on. |
| 01:13:13 |
I wish I knew you |
| 01:13:16 |
Do you like my pink hat? |
| 01:13:19 |
It's my turn. |
| 01:13:22 |
Okay. |
| 01:13:24 |
You're dead. |
| 01:13:27 |
Oh, my mom. |
| 01:13:30 |
Hi, Joel's mom. |
| 01:13:33 |
Okay, are you dead yet? |
| 01:13:35 |
You're dead! |
| 01:13:38 |
Uh, I think I got the hang of this. |
| 01:13:40 |
I still don't understand it, |
| 01:13:57 |
Clem! |
| 01:14:01 |
Clem! |
| 01:14:19 |
Jo... Joely? |
| 01:14:21 |
Are you okay, Joel? |
| 01:14:23 |
Joel? Joel? |
| 01:14:25 |
Oh, my God. |
| 01:14:28 |
Okay, okay. |
| 01:14:30 |
All right. |
| 01:14:34 |
Okay. |
| 01:14:45 |
Whoo-hoo-hoo! |
| 01:14:47 |
Look at this. |
| 01:14:49 |
Cool. Look out! Look out! |
| 01:14:53 |
Ah! |
| 01:14:55 |
Shit! |
| 01:14:58 |
Our house! |
| 01:15:01 |
Come on. Whoo-hoo! |
| 01:15:04 |
Come on. |
| 01:15:06 |
Whoo! |
| 01:15:08 |
Come on! |
| 01:15:11 |
We gotta go. Clem? |
| 01:15:13 |
We gotta go. |
| 01:15:16 |
Aah! Come on! |
| 01:15:18 |
No! |
| 01:15:21 |
Get off me! Oh, God! |
| 01:15:24 |
I don't even know |
| 01:15:27 |
It's the best place. |
| 01:15:29 |
No, no, no. This way. |
| 01:15:34 |
What's wrong with you? |
| 01:15:37 |
Let go of me, Joel! |
| 01:15:52 |
I like watching you work, |
| 01:15:58 |
I guess, uh... |
| 01:16:00 |
I guess I'll go out |
| 01:16:03 |
if nobody minds. |
| 01:16:05 |
It looks like you have everything |
| 01:16:08 |
Yeah, that's, uh... |
| 01:16:10 |
that's fine. |
| 01:16:22 |
Do you like quotes, Howard? |
| 01:16:26 |
What do you mean? |
| 01:16:28 |
Oh, you know, |
| 01:16:31 |
I find reading them inspirational, |
| 01:16:33 |
and in my reading, |
| 01:16:37 |
Oh, well, I... |
| 01:16:41 |
There's one that goes, |
| 01:16:43 |
"Blessed are the forgetful, |
| 01:16:47 |
That's Nietzsche, right? |
| 01:16:49 |
And here I thought I could tell you |
| 01:16:52 |
It's... It's a good quote. |
| 01:16:55 |
Yeah. Oh, and there's |
| 01:16:58 |
It's by Pope Alexander, |
| 01:17:01 |
Alexander Pope? |
| 01:17:04 |
Yeah, shit. |
| 01:17:06 |
It's just that I told myself |
| 01:17:10 |
and then I go ahead and say it. |
| 01:17:12 |
It's no big deal. |
| 01:17:17 |
The quote goes, "How happy is |
| 01:17:22 |
"The world forgetting, |
| 01:17:25 |
"Eternal sunshine |
| 01:17:30 |
Each prayer accepted |
| 01:17:33 |
I want to be |
| 01:17:39 |
with a huge trunk like that. |
| 01:17:42 |
Clem? Clementine? |
| 01:17:45 |
I haven't heard that one. |
| 01:17:48 |
I just thought it would |
| 01:17:56 |
I really admire |
| 01:18:00 |
I don't mean to be so familiar. |
| 01:18:02 |
I- I- I- I- I... |
| 01:18:09 |
I'm sorry. |
| 01:18:16 |
I've loved you |
| 01:18:21 |
I shouldn't have said that. |
| 01:18:24 |
It's... You're a wonderful girl. |
| 01:18:27 |
But I... You know, |
| 01:18:31 |
You know |
| 01:18:33 |
Oh, Mary. |
| 01:18:37 |
Oh, Mary, we can't do this. |
| 01:18:50 |
Oh, whoa. |
| 01:18:56 |
Well, good morning, |
| 01:19:07 |
What? |
| 01:19:09 |
Who is it? |
| 01:19:16 |
Uh... |
| 01:19:24 |
Thank you, Stan. |
| 01:19:31 |
Hollis. Hollis! |
| 01:19:34 |
Hollis! |
| 01:19:37 |
Wait. Wait, wait, wait. |
| 01:19:40 |
- I knew it, Howard. |
| 01:19:43 |
I came here to work. |
| 01:19:46 |
I'm a stupid girl |
| 01:19:49 |
I swear I basically |
| 01:19:52 |
Don't be a monster, Howard. |
| 01:19:58 |
Tell me what? |
| 01:20:00 |
Oh, you poor kid. |
| 01:20:03 |
You can have him. |
| 01:20:05 |
You did. |
| 01:20:16 |
What? |
| 01:20:22 |
Oh, uh, |
| 01:20:29 |
we have a history. |
| 01:20:32 |
I'm sorry. |
| 01:20:35 |
You... |
| 01:20:37 |
You wanted it done... |
| 01:20:40 |
so you could get past, uh... |
| 01:20:45 |
You could... Yeah. |
| 01:20:48 |
Um, I have to, uh, |
| 01:20:53 |
It's almost morning. |
| 01:20:57 |
We'll talk later. |
| 01:21:00 |
Okay? |
| 01:21:12 |
Hey. |
| 01:21:18 |
Let me give you a lift home. |
| 01:21:30 |
Fuck this thing. Damn it. |
| 01:21:33 |
Hi. |
| 01:21:36 |
Didn't figure you'd show your face |
| 01:21:40 |
I guess I thought |
| 01:21:44 |
You did run away, |
| 01:21:46 |
I just needed to see ya. |
| 01:21:48 |
Yeah? |
| 01:21:51 |
I'd like to, um, |
| 01:21:54 |
take you out or something. |
| 01:21:57 |
You're married. |
| 01:21:59 |
Not yet. Not married. |
| 01:22:02 |
No, I'm not married, no. |
| 01:22:04 |
Look, man, |
| 01:22:07 |
so I'm not gonna tiptoe |
| 01:22:12 |
or whatever it is |
| 01:22:14 |
If you wanna be with me, |
| 01:22:17 |
Okay. |
| 01:22:19 |
Too many guys think I'm a concept, |
| 01:22:22 |
or I'm gonna make them alive. |
| 01:22:25 |
But I'm just a fucked-up girl |
| 01:22:29 |
Don't assign me yours. |
| 01:22:34 |
I had you pegged, didn't I? |
| 01:22:37 |
Hmm. Probably. |
| 01:22:41 |
I still thought you were |
| 01:22:44 |
even after that. |
| 01:22:46 |
Mmm. I know. |
| 01:22:51 |
It would be different... |
| 01:22:55 |
if we could just give it |
| 01:23:01 |
Remember me. |
| 01:23:03 |
Try your best. |
| 01:23:08 |
Maybe we can. |
| 01:23:41 |
Okay, so just tell me |
| 01:23:44 |
and, uh, then we'll |
| 01:23:47 |
Okay. |
| 01:23:49 |
I liked you immediately. |
| 01:23:52 |
You didn't |
| 01:23:54 |
I liked that. |
| 01:23:58 |
I was so tongue-tied |
| 01:24:01 |
I wanted you to think |
| 01:24:04 |
I couldn't wait |
| 01:24:07 |
I had these fantasies |
| 01:24:10 |
and having kids and... just... |
| 01:24:14 |
Oh, Howie, I can't do this. |
| 01:24:17 |
We agreed it's for the best, Mary. |
| 01:24:19 |
Yeah, I know. |
| 01:24:22 |
Oh, God. |
| 01:24:24 |
I'll take the bottom and you... |
| 01:24:26 |
I can take that. |
| 01:24:28 |
Help me with that. |
| 01:24:31 |
That's light, huh? |
| 01:24:34 |
No, no, no, no! |
| 01:24:36 |
Don't take anything. |
| 01:24:38 |
Put the thing up. |
| 01:24:43 |
This is the day we met. |
| 01:24:46 |
You were down by the surf. |
| 01:24:49 |
I remember being drawn to you |
| 01:24:51 |
I thought, "Wow, how odd. |
| 01:24:57 |
You were in that orange sweatshirt |
| 01:25:00 |
and even hate, eventually. |
| 01:25:02 |
At the time I thought, |
| 01:25:07 |
Hi there. |
| 01:25:09 |
Hi. |
| 01:25:11 |
I saw you sitting over here... |
| 01:25:14 |
by yourself, |
| 01:25:16 |
and I thought, "Thank God. |
| 01:25:19 |
Someone normal |
| 01:25:22 |
Yeah. |
| 01:25:24 |
I don't ever know what to say. |
| 01:25:27 |
I'm Clementine. |
| 01:25:30 |
Can I borrow a piece |
| 01:25:34 |
And then you just took it... |
| 01:25:36 |
without waiting for an answer. |
| 01:25:42 |
It was so intimate, |
| 01:25:44 |
like we were already lovers. |
| 01:25:48 |
I'm Joel. |
| 01:25:51 |
Hi, Joel. |
| 01:25:53 |
So, no jokes about my name. |
| 01:25:56 |
You mean like... |
| 01:26:01 |
Huckleberry Hound, |
| 01:26:03 |
Yeah. Like that. |
| 01:26:05 |
Oh, no jokes. No jokes. |
| 01:26:07 |
One of my favorite things when I was a kid |
| 01:26:11 |
Oh. |
| 01:26:15 |
I think your name is magical. |
| 01:26:20 |
This is it, Joel. |
| 01:26:23 |
It's gonna be gone soon. |
| 01:26:27 |
I know. |
| 01:26:29 |
What do we do? |
| 01:26:34 |
Enjoy it. |
| 01:26:53 |
You married? |
| 01:26:55 |
Let's move into |
| 01:26:58 |
I do sort of live |
| 01:27:00 |
Male or female? |
| 01:27:03 |
Female. Female. |
| 01:27:08 |
At least I'm not barking |
| 01:27:14 |
You know these people? |
| 01:27:19 |
They might have a dog. |
| 01:27:21 |
There's no dog. |
| 01:27:25 |
What are you doing? |
| 01:27:27 |
It's freezing out. |
| 01:27:30 |
Hoo-hoo! |
| 01:27:33 |
- Clementine! |
| 01:27:44 |
Come on, man. |
| 01:27:47 |
Nobody's coming here tonight. |
| 01:27:52 |
It's dark. |
| 01:27:54 |
So, uh, what's |
| 01:27:59 |
Naomi, but we're not really... |
| 01:28:02 |
We're... |
| 01:28:04 |
So this is great. |
| 01:28:09 |
and the liquor cabinet. |
| 01:28:11 |
Oh, God. |
| 01:28:19 |
I think we should go. |
| 01:28:21 |
There's no phone line. |
| 01:28:23 |
I think we should go. |
| 01:28:26 |
It's our house... |
| 01:28:28 |
We are "David and Ruth Laskin." |
| 01:28:33 |
Which one do you want to be? |
| 01:28:35 |
I prefer to be Ruth, |
| 01:28:40 |
What are you do... |
| 01:28:43 |
Alcohol! |
| 01:28:46 |
So, are you okay with wine? |
| 01:28:48 |
I don't know. |
| 01:28:51 |
I'm gonna go find the bedroom |
| 01:28:59 |
I'm Ruth-less at the moment. |
| 01:29:03 |
I've gotta catch my ride. |
| 01:29:08 |
So go. |
| 01:29:11 |
I did. |
| 01:29:13 |
I thought maybe you were a nut, |
| 01:29:16 |
but you were exciting. |
| 01:29:20 |
I wish you'd stayed. |
| 01:29:22 |
I wish I'd stayed too. |
| 01:29:25 |
I wish I'd done a lot of things. |
| 01:29:28 |
Oh, God, I wish I had... |
| 01:29:34 |
I wish I'd stayed. I do. |
| 01:29:37 |
Well, I came back downstairs, |
| 01:29:42 |
Why? |
| 01:29:45 |
I was like... |
| 01:29:48 |
You were scared? |
| 01:29:50 |
Yeah. |
| 01:29:53 |
Thought you knew that |
| 01:29:56 |
I ran back to the bonfire, |
| 01:30:00 |
Was it something I said? |
| 01:30:06 |
You said, "So go"... |
| 01:30:09 |
with such disdain, you know? |
| 01:30:11 |
Oh, I'm sorry. |
| 01:30:20 |
Joely? |
| 01:30:22 |
What if you stayed this time? |
| 01:30:27 |
I walked out the door. |
| 01:30:30 |
There's no memory left. |
| 01:30:32 |
Come back and make up |
| 01:30:35 |
Let's pretend we had one. |
| 01:30:48 |
Bye, Joel. |
| 01:30:51 |
I love you. |
| 01:30:53 |
Meet me in Montauk. |
| 01:31:01 |
I didn't crash the plane. |
| 01:31:05 |
You were operating the plane |
| 01:31:09 |
It was fucking windy. |
| 01:31:11 |
You're stoned, and you're driving. |
| 01:31:13 |
Yeah, the pot balances it out. |
| 01:31:16 |
That's why I smoke it. |
| 01:31:19 |
It does. |
| 01:31:22 |
It was proven |
| 01:31:25 |
Honey, just watch the road. |
| 01:31:30 |
I saw you talking |
| 01:31:33 |
She was nice. |
| 01:31:38 |
She was, um, just a girl. |
| 01:31:49 |
Okay. |
| 01:32:27 |
So I gotta... |
| 01:32:30 |
Thanks, Stan. Thanks. |
| 01:32:32 |
We'll talk. |
| 01:33:53 |
Hey! |
| 01:33:56 |
Hey. |
| 01:34:00 |
You got a lot |
| 01:34:03 |
I take it you're not coming back. |
| 01:34:06 |
Do you swear you didn't know? |
| 01:34:10 |
So you didn't do the erasing? |
| 01:34:14 |
And you never even suspected |
| 01:34:16 |
Once, maybe. |
| 01:34:20 |
I was coming back from a job, |
| 01:34:23 |
I saw you two talking. |
| 01:34:26 |
So I waved to you, |
| 01:34:30 |
How'd I look? |
| 01:34:34 |
You looked happy. |
| 01:34:36 |
Happy with a secret. |
| 01:34:39 |
And after that? |
| 01:34:41 |
I never saw you two together |
| 01:34:44 |
I don't know. I just figured |
| 01:35:07 |
Aah! |
| 01:35:13 |
I really like you, Mary Svevo. |
| 01:35:17 |
You know that? |
| 01:35:29 |
Thanks. |
| 01:36:05 |
Let me get my toothbrush. |
| 01:36:07 |
Yeah. Just... |
| 01:36:22 |
Where are you, Clem? |
| 01:36:24 |
La-la-la-la-la. |
| 01:36:29 |
What did I do? |
| 01:36:32 |
I love you so much. |
| 01:36:34 |
I'll do anything |
| 01:36:36 |
Tell me what you want me to do, |
| 01:36:39 |
Listen, I'm gonna stop by this morning |
| 01:36:42 |
Oh. Whew. |
| 01:36:55 |
Vámonos, señor. |
| 01:36:59 |
I-I had a really nice time |
| 01:37:02 |
Nice? |
| 01:37:04 |
I had the best fucking night |
| 01:37:08 |
last night. |
| 01:37:10 |
That's better. |
| 01:37:15 |
This is weird. |
| 01:37:19 |
My name is Mary Svevo. |
| 01:37:23 |
I worked for a company you hired |
| 01:37:27 |
I have since decided |
| 01:37:30 |
In order to correct this, |
| 01:37:34 |
My name is Clementine Kruczynski. |
| 01:37:38 |
I'm here to erase Joel Barish. |
| 01:37:41 |
What is this? |
| 01:37:43 |
He's boring. |
| 01:37:48 |
I've been thinking lately |
| 01:37:52 |
and it's like he changed me. |
| 01:37:54 |
I feel like I'm always pissy now. |
| 01:37:58 |
I can't stand to even look at him. |
| 01:38:02 |
- That sort of wounded puppy shit |
| 01:38:05 |
I'm not doing anything. |
| 01:38:08 |
- Are you screwing with me? |
| 01:38:11 |
- You are screwing with me. |
| 01:38:14 |
- You clearly are. |
| 01:38:47 |
Patrick, get the fuck away. |
| 01:38:49 |
Oh, sweetheart... |
| 01:38:51 |
Can we talk about it? |
| 01:39:27 |
Joel Barish. |
| 01:39:29 |
Hey, Clementine. |
| 01:39:32 |
Nice to see you. Yeah. |
| 01:39:36 |
Yeah. |
| 01:39:38 |
Really very educated. |
| 01:39:40 |
I mean, she's smart, I think, |
| 01:39:44 |
I couldn't really talk to her |
| 01:39:46 |
She's more of |
| 01:39:50 |
Her vocabulary leaves |
| 01:39:53 |
Sometimes... |
| 01:39:56 |
Hi. |
| 01:39:58 |
library "libary." |
| 01:40:01 |
Libary. Libary. |
| 01:40:04 |
Look what I found. |
| 01:40:06 |
I think if there's |
| 01:40:11 |
it's that her personality promises |
| 01:40:16 |
You made me look skinny. |
| 01:40:18 |
Amazing, burning meteorite... |
| 01:40:21 |
will carry you to another world |
| 01:40:25 |
But what you quickly learn |
| 01:40:28 |
it's really an elaborate ruse. |
| 01:40:31 |
I'm sorry I yelled at you. |
| 01:40:35 |
It's okay. |
| 01:40:39 |
But still, it seduces you. |
| 01:40:42 |
I hate that I said |
| 01:40:44 |
- Let me turn this off, okay? |
| 01:40:50 |
Where's the real Clementine? |
| 01:40:52 |
I mean, the whole thing with the hair... |
| 01:40:55 |
- I really like your hair. |
| 01:40:58 |
I really like your hair. |
| 01:41:00 |
I do. |
| 01:41:02 |
Is it some kind of a revolt? |
| 01:41:06 |
Do you have any whiskey? |
| 01:41:09 |
No, I don't think her sex |
| 01:41:14 |
I saw it clearly |
| 01:41:17 |
It wasn't sex. |
| 01:41:21 |
Hey. Sorry. |
| 01:41:24 |
The only way Clem thinks |
| 01:41:28 |
is to fuck 'em... |
| 01:41:30 |
or at least dangle the possibility |
| 01:41:35 |
And she's so desperate |
| 01:41:38 |
that she'll, sooner or later, |
| 01:41:43 |
I don't do that. |
| 01:41:46 |
- Because I don't. |
| 01:41:49 |
Because it really hurts me |
| 01:41:52 |
I'm so sorry. |
| 01:41:55 |
I'm a little confused. |
| 01:42:04 |
Um... bye. |
| 01:42:08 |
Bye. |
| 01:42:11 |
It was nice meeting you and all. |
| 01:42:16 |
What a loss to spend |
| 01:42:19 |
only to find out |
| 01:42:26 |
Wait. |
| 01:42:30 |
What? |
| 01:42:32 |
Just wait. Just wait. |
| 01:42:34 |
I don't know. |
| 01:42:52 |
Okay. |
| 01:42:55 |
I'm not a concept, Joel. |
| 01:42:59 |
- I'm not perfect. |
| 01:43:03 |
Right now I can't. |
| 01:43:06 |
You know, you will think of things, |
| 01:43:10 |
because that's what happens |
| 01:43:13 |
Okay. |
| 01:43:19 |
Okay. |
| 01:43:25 |
Okay. |
