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00:01:07 : And that's the news.
00:01:08 But before we sign off, we'd like
00:01:13 who has just been elected
00:01:17 And, now, we have a surprise for Evan.
00:01:19 No, you don't.
00:01:20 Oh, no: I really didn't expect this.
00:01:23 Here's a look back at his run for office.
00:01:28 What are we gonna do?
00:01:29 Change the world!
00:01:31 That's right!
00:01:39 Baxter! Baxter! Baxter!
00:01:48 Hi.
00:01:49 Baxter! Baxter!
00:01:51 That's right!
00:01:57 I feel like that old Indian
00:02:02 So, for the last time, this is Evan Baxter
00:02:24 : Huntsville, Virginia:
00:02:27 What did we do before GPS?
00:02:29 Nothing.
00:02:30 Guys, Dad's very proud of his new car.
00:02:32 Hey, I am proud of my new car.
00:02:37 I'm in the public eye, and as you know,
00:02:40 image is everything, isn't it?
00:02:46 Here it is! Welcome to the good life:
00:02:49 Hey, guys, why the long faces?
00:02:54 It's just we're going to miss our friends:
00:02:56 You'll make new friends, better friends:
00:02:58 Yeah, richer friends:
00:02:59 Do not mouth off to me, sir:
00:03:03 And let me tell you something,
00:03:06 And you know what? I think there's
00:03:11 Baxter family,
00:03:14 And I don't think the big man himself
00:03:18 Hey, Dad, an iguana can stay underwater
00:03:20 What's that?
00:03:21 And a shrimp's heart is in its head:
00:03:23 Okay, someone's had enough Animal Planet
00:03:25 Yeah, let's head out! Come on:
00:03:29 Gentlemen, I have saved
00:03:31 Look over to the right:
00:03:41 Whoa!
00:03:42 That's our house?
00:03:44 Uh-huh: I don't remember it
00:03:46 Was it this big in the brochure?
00:03:47 Pretty amazing, isn't it?
00:03:48 There they are!
00:03:51 Is this curb appeal or what?
00:03:54 Here we go!
00:03:55 Honey, I think you're blocking my photo:
00:03:57 Sorry:
00:03:58 All right, everybody! Say "escrow"!
00:04:00 Escrow!
00:04:03 Come on: Come on: Come on:
00:04:06 Guys, easy:
00:04:11 This is our house?
00:04:12 Uh-huh:
00:04:14 Careful!
00:04:15 Honey, be careful!
00:04:17 Are you kidding me?
00:04:18 Mom, can we go upstairs?
00:04:20 And I get my own room, right?
00:04:22 Mr: Baxter, could you give us some
00:04:25 Sure:
00:04:26 Okay, it's between your maple
00:04:31 That is nice! Which is best?
00:04:33 Well, if you're not sensitive
00:04:36 you can't beat the Brazilian cherry:
00:04:37 It's 200, 300 years old:
00:04:39 Three hundred years:
00:04:40 Wow: That is old:
00:04:42 And now you are going to hold my dishes:
00:04:44 That's right: You going with the cherry?
00:04:46 Yeah: Definitely:
00:04:49 Dad, look!
00:04:50 No, no, no!
00:04:51 Ryan, do not touch him, please!
00:04:54 Oh, no, no, no, no, get him away!
00:04:55 No: He might have lice, fleas,
00:04:58 You do not play with stray dogs
00:05:01 No, no! Get away, get away! Go!
00:05:04 Okay: Oh, no, no, no:
00:05:05 He's thirsty:
00:05:07 No, you don't! There we go:
00:05:10 Well, Ryan, he's a stray:
00:05:11 If we give him water,
00:05:13 Come on, Dad, why can't we keep him?
00:05:17 Okay, Ryan, this is why we can't keep him:
00:05:19 They are stinky: They are smelly:
00:05:21 They get a little thing called the mange:
00:05:23 In a nutshell, he is disgusting:
00:05:30 : Ladies and gentlemen,
00:05:34 of the Baxters' new and exciting life:
00:05:35 I have to do the new house dance:
00:05:38 Wow! That dance?
00:05:40 Mmm-hmm:
00:05:42 Thank you:
00:05:43 You know, those boys were having
00:05:46 I thought I would never get them to bed:
00:05:48 And then Ryan did the cutest thing:
00:05:53 Really? What did you pray about?
00:05:55 He met a dog: What do you think
00:06:00 Just a walking petri dish, that dog:
00:06:02 And Jordan was very precise:
00:06:05 He prayed for good visibility, good weather
00:06:09 The hiking trip? Oh, right: Yeah:
00:06:12 You wanna know what I prayed for?
00:06:14 Yeah: What did you pray for?
00:06:16 I prayed we would become closer
00:06:20 Honey, you don't need to pray for that
00:06:26 What would you pray for?
00:06:28 Me? I don't know: Praying just:::
00:06:32 Honey, you're the one who said
00:06:37 It's a pretty big job:
00:06:39 If it were me,
00:06:47 : Former Buffalo News
00:06:50 to make good on a lofty campaign promise:
00:06:52 What are we going to do?
00:06:54 : Change the world!
00:06:55 : Good luck, Congressman:
00:06:58 Hello!
00:07:00 This is Regina Sparks reporting for:::
00:07:19 Hello, there: Hi:
00:07:22 This is Evan Baxter:
00:07:26 Just wanted to say thank you for everything:
00:07:28 Thank you for the new car and for the house:
00:07:32 The house is great: I love it:
00:07:36 I mean, I picked it out,
00:07:44 I just wanted to say that I think
00:07:48 and that I am now in a position
00:07:52 and I know that with great power
00:07:58 So, God,
00:08:04 please help me change the world:
00:08:09 Okay: That's it: I'm hanging up now:
00:08:12 God bless::: Well, you: Okay:
00:08:38 What? That's weird:
00:08:40 What?
00:08:41 I set the alarm for 7:00:
00:09:17 I am successful: I am powerful:
00:09:19 I am happy, successful,
00:09:23 All right, everyone, wish me luck:
00:09:28 All right, Baxter brood, I will see you
00:09:33 You psyched? Are you ready?
00:09:34 Yeah:
00:09:36 Bye: See you:
00:09:37 Bye, guys!
00:09:38 Later, gator:
00:09:41 Oh, gosh:
00:09:42 Wow: Honey, did you order anything?
00:09:46 "Alpha and Omega Hardware"?
00:09:48 Never heard of them:
00:09:49 Me either:
00:09:51 What do we have?
00:09:54 What is this stuff?
00:09:57 Must have the wrong address:
00:09:59 Yup: The wrong address:
00:10:04 Congressman Baxter: Good
00:10:06 Good morning, Congressman Baxter: Hello:
00:10:08 Good morning, Congressman
00:10:10 Oh, this is so cool:
00:10:15 Uh-huh:
00:10:16 Yeah: This'll work:
00:10:18 There he is! The head honcho:
00:10:22 Rita, I think I have to do the dance:
00:10:24 Do the dance:
00:10:29 That's enough of the dance:
00:10:30 Oh, this is nice! This is really nice!
00:10:33 This is too nice:
00:10:35 Do you smell anthrax?
00:10:37 Congressman!
00:10:39 Nice sound to that:
00:10:40 Here they are!
00:10:42 All right:
00:10:43 You remember Sarah, Allen, Michael:
00:10:45 I don't think you know the new kid
00:10:48 Sort of a walking search engine: Watch this:
00:10:51 15:
00:10:52 And Congressman Baxter's coffee habits?
00:10:54 He likes a morning latte with a cruller,
00:10:57 served sans pastry of any kind:
00:10:59 Very impressive: A little freaky,
00:11:02 I love you:
00:11:04 Hmm?
00:11:06 I mean, we should hang out socially:
00:11:10 Not going to happen:
00:11:11 Go find out where his license plates are:
00:11:14 He was actually right:
00:11:16 I'm doing a background check on that kid:
00:11:18 Ta-da! This, my friend, is a power office,
00:11:22 "Change the world!"
00:11:24 Okay, Evan, who do you know?
00:11:25 Oh, come on:
00:11:28 Today, look at this place:
00:11:29 "Enjoy your office:
00:11:33 Congressman Long did this?
00:11:35 That's right: He lives in Prestige Crest,
00:11:38 Evan, you got to tell me these things:
00:11:42 You and Congressman Long
00:11:44 Congressman Long eating your hot dog:
00:11:46 RITA: Hate to break up
00:11:48 Congressman Long's assistant
00:11:51 The Congressman would like for you
00:11:52 to junior cosponsor this bill
00:11:55 Hold on: Congressman Long asked us to
00:11:59 The Citizens' Integration of Public Lands Act:
00:12:02 Never heard of it: Gene, here, now:
00:12:05 I just did:
00:12:06 You need to tell me about it
00:12:08 Marty, you are not the vice congressman:
00:12:10 Nobody voted for you: If Evan gets shot
00:12:14 If Evan got shot in the head,
00:12:16 Play nice: Play nice:
00:12:17 All right, Eugene, Congressman Long's bill:
00:12:19 HR7124, better known as CINPLAN:
00:12:22 The bill would open up fringe areas
00:12:25 Long's been sitting on it for ages:::
00:12:27 Got it: Pause: Come on, Evan, this is huge:
00:12:29 You hitch your wagon to the right star,
00:12:30 you could ride all the way down
00:12:32 This is day one:
00:12:34 You got your name on a major piece
00:12:36 Oh, and another thing,
00:12:39 Well, I can't do it today:
00:12:41 I promised my kids:::
00:12:42 Well, sir, there's a time clock on the bill:
00:12:44 If Congressman Long wants to
00:12:46 he's going to have to introduce it
00:12:48 I'm personally going with whatever
00:12:51 because if I could be like one man,
00:12:54 Either him or Kareem:
00:12:56 Can I tase him?
00:12:57 Gene! Heel!
00:12:58 It'd probably be you:
00:12:59 Come on, Evan, this is it!
00:13:03 It's world-changing time!
00:13:08 Hey, anybody home?
00:13:09 Come on: We're in here!
00:13:11 Hey, guys:
00:13:12 Dad, guess what? I got all your stuff
00:13:18 What's wrong?
00:13:20 We're not going, are we?
00:13:21 First things first:
00:13:27 Yeah:
00:13:28 See? I told you: And you owe me five bucks:
00:13:31 Whoa, whoa, guys:
00:13:32 Hey: Hey, we said we would
00:13:35 Yeah: Whatever:
00:13:37 Hey, I'm the one who has to read this thing!
00:13:40 Hey: Did you hear?
00:13:46 Okay, Ry, let's clean all this stuff up:
00:14:07 No: It's 6:14:
00:14:10 Of course: Voodoo clock speaks again:
00:14:21 What the:::
00:14:23 Hey! Hey! Hey! No: Okay:
00:14:27 Whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa! What's going on?
00:14:31 I got a delivery for Evan Baxter!
00:14:33 Yeah, that's not mine: I didn't order that!
00:14:35 I just deliver, guy, huh?
00:14:39 No! Hey! Listen! We are 416, not 614!
00:14:43 You've got the wrong house!
00:14:47 Listen! Listen!
00:14:50 That's going to leave a brown patch!
00:14:53 I am a U:S: congressman!
00:15:07 Dad, what are you doing? I'm watching this:
00:15:09 Genesis 6:14:
00:15:14 Gen 6:14:
00:15:16 Joan! Do we have a Bible anywhere?
00:15:27 Genesis 6:14:
00:15:28 "Make thee an ark of gopherwood:::"
00:15:32 Gopherwood:
00:15:46 "Go-four-wood:" Get it?
00:15:52 Well, it's not really gopherwood:
00:15:56 No, it's pine and maple:
00:15:57 It was clear-cut from this valley
00:16:01 Excuse me: Do I know you?
00:16:02 Not as well as I'd like:
00:16:06 I see you got my housewarming gift:
00:16:08 That was you? You sent those?
00:16:11 What are they for? Hey! Hey:
00:16:14 Genesis, chapter six, verse fourteen:
00:16:17 I want you to build an ark:
00:16:18 You want me to build an ark:
00:16:21 Yes:
00:16:22 So that's why the tools:
00:16:28 All right: Well, let's just start over:
00:16:32 Hello, I am Evan:::
00:16:33 Evan Baxter: Born June 15, 1962:
00:16:37 Eight pounds, 11 ounces:
00:16:39 Mother's Carroll Ann Parker:
00:16:43 You have internet access: Very impressive:
00:16:46 You're a clean freak: You care much
00:16:50 Your left nipple is a quarter inch higher
00:16:52 And when you were a little boy,
00:16:57 Who are you?
00:16:59 I'm God:
00:17:01 You're God?
00:17:02 Yes: And I want you, Evan Baxter,
00:17:08 Okay: You know what? This conversation
00:17:14 But I got to get going,
00:17:19 Busy, busy, busy, busy: Nice meeting you:
00:17:27 All right, see you later!
00:17:32 Shake it off, Evan: It's over:
00:17:35 I am successful, I'm powerful,
00:17:38 Successful, powerful, handsome, happy:
00:17:42 Get it out, son: It's the beginning of wisdom:
00:17:44 How did you get in here?
00:17:46 Oh, no: No need! Look! Look:
00:17:50 Officer! Officer! Officer! Carjacker!
00:17:59 Careful pulling out:
00:18:34 Shake it off, shake it off!
00:18:40 Good morning, chief!
00:18:42 Good morning, Rita:
00:18:43 You almost scared me to death!
00:18:46 Nothing: Just sort of a weird ride in:
00:18:48 Weird how?
00:18:49 It was just a weird ride in:
00:18:51 Okay, well, thanks for clarifying:
00:18:54 Here's your mail and your schedule:
00:18:56 And they finally fixed the phones:
00:19:02 614:
00:19:03 Yeah: 614?
00:19:04 Right:
00:19:06 You want me to write that down?
00:19:09 I'd rather you didn't:
00:19:12 Good morning:
00:19:13 Hey, Long came through with that seat
00:19:15 You stuck in your thumb
00:19:18 Also, the new Congressional plates
00:19:20 Gene, plates, now:
00:19:24 Boy or girl?
00:19:25 Just as cute as a button: Not bad
00:19:29 Six pounds, 14 ounces:
00:19:31 How'd you know that?
00:19:32 Lucky guess:
00:19:35 Hot, hot, hot! Hot off the press!
00:19:41 Those are rock-star plates, man:
00:19:43 You can't be sitting in a chair:
00:19:44 You've got a committee meeting
00:19:46 Come on, BMIC, Big Man in Congress:
00:19:58 House Resources Committee
00:20:00 The Chair recognizes the congresswoman
00:20:02 to lead the Pledge of Allegiance:
00:20:05 I pledge allegiance to the flag:::
00:20:06 I pledge allegiance to the flag
00:20:08 of the United States of America
00:20:10 and to the Republic, for which it stands:::
00:20:14 :::one nation, under me:::
00:20:16 ::indivisible,
00:20:22 How long do you want to do this, son?
00:20:36 Hey: You okay, young man?
00:20:40 What happened?
00:20:41 Dropped like a leaf
00:20:43 Chuck Long,
00:20:46 Oh: Oh: Congressman Long: Yes:
00:20:50 Forget it! Many a man's been humbled
00:20:54 So, how'd you like that office?
00:20:55 Oh, it was great: Yes: Thank you, sir:
00:20:57 Not bad for a freshman dorm room, huh?
00:21:00 So here's the skinny:
00:21:01 I'm bringing you into my land use bill
00:21:04 because you strike me as the type of guy
00:21:07 Yes, sir: I read the bill, and it's great:
00:21:10 Hey, I wrote the thing
00:21:13 We'll get to the questions later:
00:21:16 Yes, sir: I'm in:
00:21:18 I'll need you to put that into
00:21:20 as soon as you're feeling up to it,
00:21:22 Enjoy that office:
00:21:24 Thank you, sir:
00:21:25 He's exhausted from reading that bill:
00:21:30 Evan, sit down:
00:21:31 Evan, what happened to you?
00:21:32 You can't faint during the Pledge
00:21:35 Oh, good: The doctor's here:
00:21:36 Say "ah:"
00:21:38 Just go home, get some rest
00:25:23 You're right on time:
00:25:24 Long just called: He's on his way with the
00:25:27 Congressman Jim Dodd,
00:25:29 But don't worry, sir,
00:25:32 That's speculation:
00:25:34 That's too much, Gene: Who else?
00:25:35 Congressman Richard Stamp,
00:25:37 and Bob Hughes is Transportation:
00:25:38 I have a draft of your support letter:
00:25:40 Sounds like a plan:
00:25:42 I'm good:
00:25:43 You sure you're good? Okay:
00:25:46 Good morning, chief:
00:25:48 Are you okay?
00:25:49 You don't look so good:
00:25:51 You're all jumpy: Are you on that Fen-Phen?
00:25:53 Guys, I'm fine: I'll be inside:
00:26:08 No, no, no, no:
00:26:10 No: Okay: No, no: No: No, no: No:
00:26:16 No, no, no: Oh, my gosh!
00:26:20 Guys! No, no! Get out! Get out! Oh, my hair!
00:26:25 Gentlemen, welcome:
00:26:27 I'm Marty Stringer:
00:26:30 This is Rita Daniels, his executive assistant:
00:26:32 : Are you ready, sir?
00:26:34 Just a minute: No, no, no, no:
00:26:38 Baxter's only a freshman, sir, but I think
00:26:42 Good: Maybe this young stud can help me
00:26:45 Oh, you'll be impressed:
00:26:50 Gentlemen, good to see you:
00:26:54 Do you want to explain yourself,
00:26:59 Oh, these
00:27:02 are birds:
00:27:04 What are they doing here?
00:27:07 Well, that is an excellent question:
00:27:09 And my response to said question is,
00:27:13 they are trained
00:27:16 aviaries, sir:
00:27:19 Let me make you see
00:27:24 I can make any sort of movement,
00:27:29 Do you have a point, Congressman?
00:27:32 Hey, guys, what's the point?
00:27:36 What's my point?
00:27:38 I'll tell you:
00:27:40 The point is
00:27:44 that man
00:27:47 needs to dominate creatures
00:27:51 and, ultimately, man must
00:27:55 dictate what happens in this country:
00:28:03 God bless America:
00:28:07 I couldn't agree more:
00:28:08 You have got to be kidding me:
00:28:10 No, of course not:
00:28:11 We lost a huge project last year
00:28:15 Those environmentalists got so up in arms
00:28:17 over the potential disappearance
00:28:20 Yeah, birds are stupid sometimes:
00:28:22 :::we lost over $25 million in business:
00:28:24 I see where you're going with this,
00:28:28 Your little display has obviously
00:28:35 From now on, let's keep the surprises
00:28:40 Yes, sir: Absolutely, sir:
00:28:52 Evan, that was brilliant: Risky, but brilliant:
00:28:58 What the:::
00:28:59 I'll tell you one thing, these birds had
00:29:04 You want me to get my BB gun?
00:29:06 You know what I want you to do?
00:29:08 Open the door?
00:29:09 Just open the door!
00:29:10 Close the door after I leave! Just do it!
00:29:13 Okay:
00:29:14 One, two, three!
00:29:23 Man, if I get the bird flu,
00:29:36 Sheep!
00:29:47 Oh, no:
00:29:55 Oh, gosh:
00:29:59 Go, go, go! Get out!
00:30:27 Okay: No:
00:30:30 No: No:
00:30:35 I'm not doing this: It's insane!
00:30:39 No!
00:30:41 Enough already!
00:30:43 See, if you had an ark,
00:30:45 Why are you doing this? Why me?
00:30:49 It's not time yet: Go on: Go on:
00:30:53 Yeah, go on:
00:30:55 So how about it?
00:31:08 Beautiful, isn't it?
00:31:12 Notice how the mountains line up
00:31:15 That's so there'd be lots of sunshine:
00:31:17 Where are we?
00:31:20 Don't recognize it, eh?
00:31:22 No:
00:31:23 This is where you live, son:
00:31:29 I wanted you to see the original design:
00:31:46 So, you're really him, aren't you?
00:31:49 You want more proof? I haven't done
00:31:53 That's all right: I believe you: I just:::
00:31:57 You want to change the world, son:
00:32:00 So do I:
00:32:04 What? Well, why an ark?
00:32:08 You wouldn't do that again:
00:32:12 Let's just say that whatever I do,
00:32:16 I do because I love you:
00:32:19 Well, then you have to understand
00:32:23 is really not part of my plans here:
00:32:25 I need to settle into my house:
00:32:29 What?
00:32:31 Your plans: That's just:::
00:32:35 What are you talking:::
00:32:37 We're talking about an ark, right?
00:32:39 An ark is huge!
00:32:43 Well, I hear that a lot:
00:32:45 People want to change the world,
00:32:52 You want to know
00:32:55 One act of random kindness at a time:
00:33:06 Build the ark:
00:33:08 I'll tell you what: You build it, I'll fill it:
00:33:11 And if anybody asks,
00:33:18 Oh, and you might need this:
00:33:24 Well, okay: Okay, so what do I do?
00:33:29 Well, okay:
00:33:30 You know, that's just cruel:
00:33:35 Do you see him?
00:33:38 I don't see him:
00:33:40 "Building an Ark the Old-Fashioned Way:"
00:33:46 "God is the creator of
00:33:49 "He lives in all things and has over
00:34:16 Honey? You okay?
00:34:21 No, nothing: Just dropped something:
00:35:00 Okay: Okay:
00:35:09 Yeah:
00:35:10 There we go: Okay:
00:35:20 Come on: I mean, a beard?
00:35:26 Gross!
00:35:27 ::packing, so it would really help me
00:35:29 Good morning:
00:35:30 Hey, hey, hey, good morning:
00:35:33 Wow:
00:35:34 What's with the scruffle, mountain man?
00:35:37 Oh, well, you know, I figured it was
00:35:42 What?
00:35:46 Honey, did I miss something?
00:35:50 I'll get the door!
00:35:52 Congratulations!
00:35:54 What are you talking about?
00:35:55 The lots: You bought the lots next door!
00:35:58 Hello!
00:36:01 Oh:::
00:36:06 And pulling the down payment out of
00:36:11 I didn't do that, did I?
00:36:13 You sure did: So what's your plan?
00:36:16 Turn them for a quick profit?
00:36:20 Who wants champagne? Hip, hip hooray!
00:36:27 You bought eight lots?
00:36:28 Yup: I was going to surprise you:
00:36:32 "Surprise, surprise, surprise:" Gomer Pyle:
00:36:37 What are you doing?
00:36:40 Hey, Mom: John Lennon,
00:36:42 Good to see you:
00:36:45 And eight lots? What are you going to
00:36:50 I don't know:
00:36:53 Did you say "build a boat"?
00:36:54 It might be something fun for the family:
00:36:56 We could take the boat,
00:37:01 It'd be great in case it floods or something:
00:37:03 What is going on with you?
00:37:05 You bought all those lots
00:37:09 Yeah:
00:37:11 Is this, like, a midlife crisis?
00:37:13 It's not that bad!
00:37:14 It's not?
00:37:15 Why do you think they call it a crisis?
00:37:18 Hey, keep it down, you guys! Okay?
00:37:22 Oh, my God:
00:37:23 Honey?
00:37:25 Oh, my God:
00:37:28 Honey?
00:37:31 I know this sounds crazy:
00:37:34 I really think I need to do this:
00:37:40 Okay:
00:37:42 Build your boat:
00:37:44 Just don't take too long, okay?
00:37:47 Because we didn't leave our lives in Buffalo
00:38:12 Here we go:
00:38:13 Gentlemen, I'm sure you're all wondering
00:38:17 An Argentine lake duck has
00:38:19 Wow, that's huge: He must be proud:
00:38:22 So, I have come up with a little
00:38:26 The whole weekend?
00:38:27 The whole weekend: Yes!
00:38:29 And maybe a couple weekends after that:
00:38:30 I can do this: Help!
00:38:34 How do I stand up with a piece of wood?
00:38:38 Oh, man: Okay, that's good:
00:38:42 Mother! Father! Sister! Brother! Wow!
00:38:45 Keep it straight:
00:38:50 Hey, Dad, he's back!
00:38:52 Ryan, no, don't do:::
00:38:54 Ow!
00:38:56 Leverage it up! Leverage: Okay:
00:38:59 Just put some leverage:
00:39:01 Ready? One, two, three: Come on:
00:39:07 Oh, I'm an idiot:
00:39:08 "Nice to meet you, Mr: Congressman:
00:39:12 "Well, I'm building an ark:"
00:39:16 I got a boo-boo! I got a boo-boo!
00:39:26 You ever hear of Home Depot?
00:39:41 All right: So our little Marlboro Man
00:39:45 It's a disaster: I don't know
00:39:48 That's easy: Just don't:
00:39:54 Wow:
00:39:56 Hello:
00:39:58 Yes, Marty: Your fearless leader is right here:
00:40:02 Hey, Marty, what's up?
00:40:13 Yes, I'll tell him: Thank you:
00:40:18 I might need security: Thank you:
00:40:23 Can I help you?
00:40:25 Rita, it's me:
00:40:27 Why do you sound like Evan Baxter,
00:40:30 Okay: All right:
00:40:32 Okay, that's great: It's longer:
00:40:35 Oh, my God: It is you:
00:40:39 Evan, what happened?
00:40:41 Did you fall in a mine shaft?
00:40:42 No:
00:40:43 Did you just come out of a coma?
00:40:44 No:
00:40:45 Were you attacked by a werewolf?
00:40:47 No, I wasn't:
00:40:49 Well, if you were going for that rugged look,
00:40:52 You look like a bum in a suit:
00:40:53 You need Supercuts and a shave:
00:40:57 Right! Yeah: But I can't: It doesn't work:
00:40:59 What do you mean, it doesn't work?
00:41:01 It doesn't work!
00:41:02 What? Are you shooting up Rogaine?
00:41:04 Rita, if Evan shows up::: I'm sorry, sir:
00:41:09 Evan?
00:41:10 Okay, yeah, to answer any questions
00:41:12 I am going through adult puberty!
00:41:14 This is all temporary:
00:41:17 What was so important?
00:41:18 What is so important?
00:41:20 I've got a letter of intent here
00:41:23 You remember that, don't you?
00:41:24 Well, you haven't been here and now
00:41:27 No, I can't do that: Nope, nope, nope:
00:41:29 No: You can't do that:
00:41:32 I can't shave, Marty:
00:41:35 That happens when you shave!
00:41:38 You have no idea:
00:41:39 Evan, what is going on?
00:41:42 I'm:::
00:41:48 Building something:
00:41:51 You're building something?
00:41:53 Well, I hope it's a barber shop:
00:41:55 Guys, I can't let Long see me
00:41:58 You're gonna have to tell him I'm sick:
00:42:04 Come on, Evan, be reasonable:
00:42:07 I need your face back: I need you back:
00:42:09 Can you at least tell me
00:42:11 I'm building a boat:
00:42:13 Look, you got to cover for me:
00:42:16 Congressman! There you are!
00:42:18 Congressman Long, I, I, I, I:::
00:42:20 Stop stammering, son:
00:42:23 I'm not gonna turn you in to the principal:
00:42:28 Very good:
00:42:30 What's with the veil?
00:42:32 No, no: No: That's hilarious, though:
00:42:36 Would you drop that thing, son?
00:42:48 It's a wife thing, sir:
00:42:50 Just trying to spice up the love life:
00:42:52 She's a big Loggins and Messina fan:
00:42:55 Keeping it fresh: Keeping it real:
00:42:57 Would you excuse us for a moment?
00:43:00 The Congressman and I are going to
00:43:06 Come on:
00:43:08 Nice, isn't it? Politics is dog-eat-dog,
00:43:10 but if you survive, they give you
00:43:13 So, tell me, Congressman,
00:43:17 No, sir:
00:43:18 Oh, come on, son: I hand you
00:43:21 and when you finally show up
00:43:24 Now, you expect me to believe
00:43:26 Well, sir, actually, things have been
00:43:29 Of course they are: I get it:
00:43:34 The Argentine lake duck has a penis
00:43:39 Although you probably already know that:
00:43:43 You ever heard of the Arctic white wolf?
00:43:45 No, sir:
00:43:46 Top of the food chain:
00:43:48 It's fast, it's smart, can fend for itself,
00:43:50 It chooses to run with a pack:
00:43:52 And do you know why?
00:43:53 No:
00:43:54 The Arctic white wolf,
00:43:57 that it is stronger as part of a group:
00:43:59 Do you know what happens when one of
00:44:02 The pack kills the loner
00:44:05 Ouch, that hurts:
00:44:06 Are you familiar with Jim Jenkins,
00:44:10 When I met Congressman Jenkins,
00:44:13 but now he's sitting on his own committee:
00:44:15 Congressman Jenkins, Congressman
00:44:19 they all have committee chairs
00:44:22 Now, you have to come to a decision:
00:44:25 Are you gonna run with the pack
00:44:27 I am a pack man, sir:
00:44:29 Good: I'm introducing the CINPLAN bill
00:44:33 I want your full support and nothing else:
00:44:35 Yes, sir:
00:44:38 Those fish are on you like bait on a hook:
00:44:42 Birds follow you:
00:44:44 Fish follow you:
00:44:50 Let's see if we can get
00:44:53 Let's get this bill passed,
00:44:55 Yes, sir:
00:44:58 Hey, fleabag, out of the way:
00:45:00 Hey, Dad, I think there are more
00:45:02 Well, let's not keep
00:45:07 Up, up: Push it up: Push it:
00:45:12 Come on: Just let it go, just let it go:
00:45:19 Dad, we can do this,
00:45:21 I know: We just need something
00:45:27 Like that?
00:45:28 Holy moly!
00:45:31 This is so totally awesome!
00:45:34 This is perfect:
00:45:35 Dad, there's a note:
00:45:43 Let me see that:
00:45:47 How does it work?
00:45:56 Dad, this is really weird:
00:45:58 Repeat after me, "We are hamsters!"
00:46:01 We are hamsters!
00:46:02 Leg power!
00:46:04 Leg power!
00:46:06 And it's in!
00:46:08 That's it:
00:46:12 Hey, who has opposable thumbs? Anybody?
00:46:19 You want to try this one?
00:46:23 This is awesome!
00:46:24 Here we go:
00:46:27 Yeah: Gotta do the dance:
00:46:31 We're doing the dance:
00:46:33 Come on, do the dance:
00:46:38 Ow!
00:46:40 Don't scratch!
00:46:41 Stop it: Come here:
00:46:42 Insult to injury! My!
00:46:46 Good boy:
00:46:47 Okay, guys: A little bit more:
00:46:48 Here we go: I got it: Keep it::: That's it!
00:46:52 Beautiful!
00:46:58 You guys all right?
00:47:00 Yup:
00:47:18 "
00:47:34 Mmm, mmm, mmm:
00:47:39 Well, I hope this isn't our last supper:
00:47:42 There's no sign of our heat wave breaking,
00:47:44 so this dry, hot weather will continue:
00:47:47 : Until September 22, midday:
00:47:50 If the ark isn't finished by then, you will be:
00:47:53 Is that when it's going to happen?
00:47:57 : High temperatures tomorrow
00:47:59 right on through Tuesday
00:48:00 and the next seven days,
00:48:04 That would be a good day to have chicken:
00:48:08 Hon, could we have some more chicken
00:48:12 Boys, will you excuse us, please?
00:48:16 Busted:
00:48:18 Dad, you're busted:
00:48:19 Yeah, I know:
00:48:22 What are you doing?
00:48:23 Do we have anything unleavened?
00:48:25 Yeah, we do, it's in the back,
00:48:28 We have a fancy name for it in this century,
00:48:32 Got it:
00:48:33 Evan, what is happening to you?
00:48:36 Don't! No! Just put it down! Look at you:
00:48:40 The hair: Are you on something?
00:48:47 Evan, talk to me:
00:48:57 I'm building an ark:
00:49:00 What does that mean?
00:49:04 God appeared to me
00:49:08 He said there was going to be a flood
00:49:12 Whenever I shave,
00:49:14 My hair grows longer every day:
00:49:19 He thought it would be funny:
00:49:22 I actually think it's really comfortable:
00:49:28 The beard, the robe:
00:49:32 You're Noah?
00:49:35 Yeah, kind of:
00:49:37 Mom!
00:49:38 Not now, Noah!
00:49:41 Dylan:
00:49:42 Okay:
00:49:46 We left everything behind to come here:
00:49:50 Maybe that's put too much pressure on you:
00:49:54 But this has got to stop:
00:49:58 The boys need their father back,
00:50:20 Yes: Successful: Powerful:
00:50:23 Successful: Powerful: Handsome: Happy:
00:50:36 Good morning!
00:50:42 Cold today, huh?
00:50:43 Hmm?
00:50:55 "Back to work"?
00:51:00 Okay: All right: You want me
00:51:07 Two can play this game:
00:51:18 Ha, ha, ha!
00:51:21 Piéce de résistance:
00:51:24 The student has become the teacher:
00:51:31 This meeting will come to order:
00:51:33 Rita, any sign of him?
00:51:34 Marty, I told you,
00:51:37 You know what? You got me: He's here:
00:51:40 Rita, this is no time for jokes:
00:51:42 If he's not in that meeting,
00:51:44 Wait a minute:
00:51:52 Marty! Sorry I'm late: Come on, let's go:
00:51:55 What is that?
00:51:58 Making lemonade out of lemons:
00:52:01 At its heart,
00:52:05 to lands they technically already own:
00:52:07 Will the Chairman yield?
00:52:08 Oh, look, there he is:
00:52:10 Yup, yup, I see him:
00:52:11 Access is just a word you're using
00:52:15 This is about development,
00:52:17 Evan, what are you doing?
00:52:23 What you gonna do next?
00:52:25 Development means
00:52:28 an increase in domestic commerce:
00:52:32 I invite you to join myself and
00:52:38 Congressman Hughes
00:52:41 and Congressman Baxter:
00:53:04 Did you just do a wardrobe change?
00:53:06 What do you think this is, the Oscars?
00:53:11 Ladies and gentlemen! Please!
00:53:14 Please! Congressman Baxter has a tendency
00:53:18 in his support of this bill:
00:53:21 you are approximately 10 seconds away
00:53:25 Oh, no: Hey, would anyone mind
00:53:57 Ladies and gentlemen! Please!
00:54:02 I've seen this circus act before!
00:54:04 Congressman, I'm sure St: Francis
00:54:07 We, however, are not:
00:54:10 You march yourself and your
00:54:13 or you will be forcibly removed:
00:54:15 I'm afraid I can't do that, sir:
00:54:17 Congressman!
00:54:19 These animals are not trained:
00:54:21 Congressman!
00:54:23 I think they want me to save them!
00:54:25 Save them from what, Congressman?
00:54:27 Saving the animals, okay:
00:54:39 The flood:
00:54:40 A flood? Rolling out:
00:54:43 The flood:
00:54:44 This has been the hottest,
00:54:47 and you say we're going to have a flood?
00:54:48 When might we expect this?
00:54:50 September 22, midday:
00:54:56 That's what I was told:
00:54:57 Might I ask who told you?
00:55:06 Not in front of all those people:
00:55:15 God:
00:55:21 God? You talk to God?
00:55:25 Yes:
00:00:04 Yeah: We hung out a little:
00:00:06 Well, time to update the résumé:
00:00:08 Congressman, your name is being
00:00:11 Obviously, the stresses of this office
00:00:14 Please have the congressman removed:
00:00:16 No: Please! You don't understand!
00:00:18 God commanded me to build an ark!
00:00:21 It's going to rain!
00:00:25 Remove him now!
00:00:26 We have to prepare ourselves!
00:00:29 I need to finish the ark!
00:00:33 Remove him now!
00:00:41 Does this mean we're moving back home?
00:00:44 Home, Canada: One or the other:
00:00:57 Joan? I know you probably saw
00:01:07 Take the stuff to the car, guys:
00:01:12 Guys?
00:01:17 I'm gonna take them to my mother's:
00:01:23 Joan, please: I'm not doing this:
00:01:27 I went to that meeting in a suit,
00:01:31 Those animals are following me
00:01:35 God? Does God know
00:01:38 Does God know he's going to get you fired?
00:01:41 Yeah! He's trying to get me fired!
00:01:44 He is trying to get me fired!
00:01:47 That way I'll have more time
00:01:49 Because the rain and the floods are coming:
00:01:52 No, I heard you, Evan:
00:01:55 Joan, please, you gotta believe me:
00:02:00 There it is! It's happening!
00:02:22 Goodbye, Evan:
00:02:27 Joan!
00:02:37 I know! I know: Whatever you do,
00:02:50 Do me a favor: Love me less:
00:02:54 Congressman!
00:02:55 Are you concerned at all
00:02:58 and the adverse effects
00:03:00 The day it rains and floods and
00:03:04 that'll be the day
00:03:11 His name is Evan Baxter,
00:03:15 "Heaven's Evan,"
00:03:24 Okay, guys: Watch it: Watch it:
00:03:29 Marty, will you comment on Congressman
00:03:33 Yes, his hair is long:
00:03:37 Are you equally stunned
00:03:46 The way things go around here,
00:03:47 if he gets any crazier,
00:03:56 Hey! No, no, no! That's my cup!
00:04:00 Whatever:
00:04:22 He's filling the boat with
00:04:26 Still to be collected,
00:04:30 and one more jackass:
00:04:35 What an idiot:
00:04:36 He's a mook:
00:04:38 Jerks:
00:04:40 Don't worry about it, you guys:
00:04:43 Not hungry:
00:04:44 Yeah, me neither:
00:04:45 You guys can't eat: I can't stop:
00:04:47 Can I go to the bathroom?
00:04:49 Okay: Dylan, go with them: Please?
00:04:52 Fine:
00:04:56 Excuse me: Can I get a refill, please?
00:04:59 Coming right up:
00:05:01 Thank you:
00:05:02 Excuse me: Are you all right?
00:05:04 Yeah:
00:05:07 No: It's a long story:
00:05:10 Well, I like stories:
00:05:12 I'm considered a bit of a storyteller myself:
00:05:16 My husband:::
00:05:20 The guy who's building the ark:
00:05:22 That's him:
00:05:24 I love that story, Noah and the Ark:
00:05:27 You know, a lot of people miss
00:05:28 They think it's about God's wrath and anger:
00:05:31 They love it when God gets angry:
00:05:33 What is the story about, then? The ark?
00:05:36 Well, I think it's a love story
00:05:41 You know, the animals showed up in pairs:
00:05:47 just like Noah and his family:
00:05:52 But my husband says God told him to do it:
00:05:57 What do you do with that?
00:05:59 Sounds like an opportunity:
00:06:04 Let me ask you something:
00:06:06 If someone prays for patience,
00:06:10 Or does he give them
00:06:15 If they pray for courage,
00:06:17 or does he give them opportunities
00:06:22 If someone prayed
00:06:25 you think God zaps them
00:06:29 Or does he give them opportunities
00:06:35 Well, I got to run:
00:06:46 : Guess this comes as no surprise to
00:06:49 "I will lower taxes,
00:06:51 "go crazy and build a gigantic ark: "
00:07:01 Oh, my gosh:
00:07:08 Evan!
00:07:09 Dad?
00:07:10 Honey!
00:07:11 Dad?
00:07:12 You guys, I'm up here:
00:07:31 Rough week?
00:07:34 You look really old:
00:07:35 Yeah, well, he is really old:
00:07:39 Why'd you come back?
00:07:40 It was the kids:
00:07:41 Tell him, guys:
00:07:42 We like you better as the crazy guy:
00:07:44 You spend time with us
00:07:47 Just, please don't make us do
00:08:11 I don't know what's going on,
00:08:16 but we got into this as a family
00:08:19 and we're gonna get out of it as a family,
00:08:23 side by side:
00:08:32 But, Evan, we have to talk about the ark:
00:08:35 I can't do that:
00:08:37 You don't have a choice:
00:08:39 Congressman Long went to the city:
00:08:42 You have until September 22
00:08:45 or they'll take it down and arrest you:
00:08:47 September 22: That's the day of the flood:
00:08:49 Mom! Dad! Come here!
00:09:15 Don't you dare take that ark down:
00:09:20 How are we gonna do this?
00:09:22 There's no way the five
00:09:25 We don't have money to hire anybody else:
00:09:32 Is that a llama with a hammer?
00:09:34 An alpaca: They rarely spit at people
00:09:40 Let's finish this sucker:
00:09:46 Come on, let's go:
00:09:48 : No one knows
00:09:49 or how the congressman
00:09:51 but, two by two, animals of all kinds
00:09:57 Thank you:
00:09:59 If this flood really does happen,
00:10:03 Hey! A little help?
00:10:09 Thanks:
00:10:11 Here it is, hon:
00:10:14 Perfect: Thanks:
00:10:20 Hold it right there:
00:10:22 This is Ed Carson coming to you
00:10:26 where we are unable to leave the news van
00:10:34 High five:
00:10:35 Good job:
00:10:37 Hey, putty tat:
00:10:42 Go, go, go! He tried to eat me!
00:10:45 Dylan! Jordan! Check it out!
00:10:48 Let's do the dance:
00:10:50 No, please, no:
00:10:54 Well, where did
00:10:56 Please: It's a trick:
00:10:58 It's a circus is what it is:
00:10:59 Wild animals running amok
00:11:02 With all these species,
00:11:12 Evan Baxter! You have gone from newsman
00:11:17 What makes you so sure God chose you?
00:11:21 He chose all of us:
00:11:32 Time to wash up, you guys:
00:11:41 Thanks:
00:11:45 You want some?
00:12:07 RITA: Why couldn't the man
00:12:10 Well, well, well: There they are:
00:12:15 It's good to see you! Your hair looks great:
00:12:20 And you're still sucking up:
00:12:21 So, why are you here?
00:12:22 Long locked us out:
00:12:24 He can't do that:
00:12:25 I mean, I've been suspended,
00:12:27 Rita, tell him what you know:
00:12:28 Tell me what?
00:12:29 I smelled a rat the second we got that office:
00:12:32 You don't get an office
00:12:34 So I had the stalker here do some research:
00:12:37 Okay, Eugene, talk:
00:12:39 Prestige Crest used to be federal lands,
00:12:41 but what's interesting is
00:12:44 Congressman Long got the approval
00:12:46 and then passed out the surrounding lands
00:12:49 Now, the locals fought this thing for years:
00:12:51 They said Long and his developer buddies
00:12:53 like skipping important
00:12:55 And with the land use bill, he's gonna do
00:12:59 So, you stand by and shake your pom-poms
00:13:02 What can we do? I'm suspended:
00:13:05 Go back to the Hill and show them
00:13:08 You guys, I'm sorry: I can't do that:
00:13:11 The ark? All right: Okay:
00:13:13 God told you to build an ark?
00:13:15 But did he tell you to make your friends
00:13:18 so you can make us look stupid?
00:13:22 Okay, every other Sunday:
00:13:25 I've been to church!
00:13:28 Rita, I know that this
00:13:31 I just want you to trust me:
00:13:33 Evan, faith will not fight this bill:
00:13:38 If we're going to stop this thing,
00:13:42 Otherwise, it's impossible!
00:13:43 Dad, Dad, I think it's done:
00:14:45 What in the world?
00:15:30 It's September 22, and we're all still here:
00:15:35 Awkward!
00:15:36 People! The flood is imminent!
00:15:40 Board the ark! Save yourselves!
00:15:44 Get down, you fool!
00:15:46 Listen to me! The time has come!
00:15:50 No, Captain Ahab! Your time has come!
00:15:55 Yeah, Baxter! The weather's 70 and sunny
00:16:05 Do you hear that? The rains are upon us!
00:16:09 Dad, I don't think that's the rains:
00:16:16 Hey, Baxter! Kiss your ark goodbye!
00:16:31 Where is he?
00:16:32 On the boat, sir:
00:16:34 Give me a minute:
00:16:36 that the world doesn't have to end today:
00:16:42 I gotta hand it to you,
00:16:45 According to my source,
00:16:48 Still expecting the big flood:
00:16:50 You know, voters don't respond
00:16:52 They like a more positive message:
00:16:54 Like the one you're sending with your bill?
00:16:55 How much did you make off of all this land?
00:16:58 You are destroying
00:17:01 You have a problem with somebody
00:17:03 It's called business, son:
00:17:04 So if I need to get a message out there,
00:17:07 there are people who pay for it, and yes,
00:17:11 and, by God, it's gonna happen:
00:17:16 Those are the wolves, son:
00:17:18 I'm gonna give you one last chance:
00:17:21 I'm giving you one last chance: Repent:
00:17:26 Such a shame: You had possibilities:
00:17:30 But you want to stop progress
00:17:34 Good luck getting a tree
00:17:42 Take it down:
00:17:50 This is a court order approving
00:17:54 Evacuate immediately!
00:17:59 Honey: We have to go:
00:18:04 No:
00:18:07 It can't end this way:
00:18:10 Is it too much to ask
00:18:15 Honey, maybe God didn't mean
00:18:19 Maybe he meant a flood of knowledge
00:18:24 If that's true,
00:18:27 I am going to be so pissed:
00:18:30 Two minutes!
00:18:31 Get off the boat now
00:18:35 Evan, you did it: You built the ark:
00:18:39 That's all you were asked to do, right?
00:18:40 No:
00:18:42 There's something else:
00:18:46 Yeah, what's gonna happen is
00:18:49 Evan, think of the kids:
00:18:52 One minute!
00:18:55 Dad, whatever you say, I'm with you:
00:18:58 Yeah, me, too:
00:18:59 Me, too: But can we keep
00:19:01 I like the alpaca: He spits:
00:19:08 You're right: We did it: We built the boat:
00:19:12 Yeah:
00:19:14 Let's go: Let's go, guys: Come on:
00:19:29 Well, I guess they don't want to go:
00:19:31 It's their instinct:
00:19:33 What do you mean, hon?
00:19:34 Some animals know when weather's coming:
00:19:47 Joan!
00:19:58 Okay: Time's up! We're coming in!
00:20:00 Get that ball in position!
00:20:14 Is that rain?
00:20:18 Lucky guess, Baxter: Lucky guess:
00:20:39 Looks like the drought's finally over:
00:20:41 Yeah: Good news:
00:20:46 Everybody! Please! Get on the ark!
00:20:53 Go to the car!
00:20:55 Please! Everyone! On the ark!
00:20:59 Cover me up! Keep me dry!
00:21:03 Who's crazy now, huh?
00:21:15 It kind of stopped raining:
00:21:16 Is that it?
00:21:18 What did I tell you? It's fine: It's over:
00:21:20 Hey, Ahab! This is it?
00:21:23 Your God experiencing
00:21:27 It would appear Evan Baxter
00:21:30 with a slight miscalculation
00:21:38 Something's wrong:
00:21:39 Honey, the clouds are moving away:
00:21:41 No, no: No, this isn't right:
00:21:45 Evan, even if it kept raining,
00:21:48 But today is the day! It has to be:
00:21:56 Wait a second:
00:21:57 What is it?
00:21:58 Marty said that Long cut corners,
00:22:02 What are you talking about?
00:22:03 The lake, Long Lake:
00:22:04 It's named after him:
00:22:21 Oh, no:
00:22:25 Get on the ark! Everyone, on the ark now!
00:22:29 I think we should get on the ark:
00:22:31 I agree: I think we should get on the ark also:
00:22:34 I'm cold: I'm wet: I'm going home:
00:22:45 Ladies first! Move!
00:22:55 Oh, my God: This is happening:
00:23:00 Holy::: Get everyone on the ark now!
00:23:03 Get on the ark now! Let's go!
00:23:06 Go, go, go! Get on the ark!
00:23:10 Go, go, go! On the ark! Go, go, go!
00:23:14 All right, boys! Let's go! Let's go!
00:23:17 We're gonna need a bigger boat:
00:23:30 Come on, Rita!
00:23:32 Everyone, up the ramp! Onto the deck!
00:23:36 Dylan, get back inside! It's too dangerous:
00:23:38 No, Dad: I told you, I'm with you:
00:23:44 Careful, everyone:
00:23:47 Watch your step! Up the ramp, everybody!
00:23:57 Guys, help me with the door!
00:23:58 Get the door! Get the door!
00:24:42 Guys! Guys!
00:25:17 Everybody hang on!
00:25:30 You guys all right? You okay?
00:25:33 :
00:25:35 and you're seeing live images
00:25:37 caught in the storm surge
00:25:48 We're going to crash!
00:25:49 Turn this thing around!
00:25:51 We're not gonna make it!
00:25:52 Save us, Baxter!
00:26:05 I command thee halt! Stop! Whoa!
00:26:10 It's not working!
00:26:12 How about a little help here?
00:27:01 What do you mean there was water damage?
00:27:03 That is not possible:
00:27:15 I love you guys:
00:27:17 Seriously:
00:27:18 I love you:
00:27:37 All those in favor of the Public Land
00:27:48 Good God!
00:28:25 I think we can walk from here:
00:28:45 Hello, Congressman:
00:28:50 But how:::
00:28:51 The dam, Congressman:
00:28:53 Your reservoir ruptured:
00:28:56 No: They said that couldn't happen:
00:29:00 I never thought this:::
00:29:02 You: You did this to me:
00:29:11 Wow: That is disgusting:
00:29:13 If that comes out your front,
00:29:15 I don't even want to know
00:29:22 Don't look down, Congressman,
00:29:24 although I wouldn't worry so much
00:29:36 Gesundheit:
00:29:50 : As you can see behind me,
00:29:54 : The vote of the Land Act Bill
00:29:56 pending investigation of Congressman Long
00:29:59 Of course now, the question is,
00:30:02 to their natural habitats?
00:30:04 Something tells me, if God got them here,
00:30:08 : The House will undoubtedly
00:30:11 when it reconvenes in the morning:
00:30:13 Until then, there is a lot to be done
00:30:17 How's Buster doing?
00:30:18 Come on, Buster:
00:30:19 No, come on: Come on!
00:30:21 These too heavy? It's all right?
00:30:23 He can't keep up:
00:30:24 I know, sweetie!
00:30:26 All right: What do you say
00:30:29 We've only been walking
00:30:31 Well, five on, five off:
00:30:34 How about some sandwiches?
00:30:35 Who wants sandwiches? Let's do it!
00:30:37 I get first dibs!
00:30:38 Everyone but Buster
00:30:41 You do not get a sandwich! You're a dog
00:30:45 Buster is part of the family now:
00:30:48 Poor Buster!
00:30:51 Honey, come here:
00:30:54 Hey, hon, save me one, okay?
00:30:56 I'll be right back:
00:31:06 Hey:
00:31:09 What are you doing here?
00:31:11 Just hanging out with some old friends:
00:31:14 You knew all along, didn't you?
00:31:17 If it hadn't been for the ark,
00:31:21 I fought you every step of the way:
00:31:23 Yes, but you did it:
00:31:26 So, you had nothing to do with the flood?
00:31:31 I gave you a little shove at the end: Sue me:
00:31:37 You did good, son: You changed the world:
00:31:40 No, no, I didn't:
00:31:42 Well, let's see:
00:31:43 Spending time with your family,
00:31:47 Gave that dog a home:
00:31:49 Right: So?
00:31:51 So?
00:31:53 How do we change the world?
00:31:53 One act of random kindness at a time:
00:31:57 One act of random kindness:
00:31:58 Wow:
00:32:00 It's time:
00:32:00 Do the dance:
00:32:05 Care to join me?
00:32:10 I now issue a new commandment,
00:32:13 "Thou shalt do the dance:"
00:32:16 Stop it! This is stupid!
00:32:24 That's awful dancing! You better stop!
00:33:14 : Ladies and gentlemen,
00:33:17 You just have to go: We are wrapped:
00:33:17 : We're wrapped:
00:33:19 One act of random kindness at a time:
00:34:15 One act of random kindness:
00:34:16 Wow:
00:34:21 It's time:
00:34:22 Do the dance:
00:34:25 Care to join me?
00:34:34 I now issue a new commandment,
00:34:51 "Thou shalt do the dance:"
00:35:01 Stop it! This is stupid!
00:35:06 That's awful dancing! You better stop!
00:35:11 : Ladies and gentlemen,
00:35:13 You just have to go: We are wrapped:
00:35:15 : We're wrapped: