Evan Almighty
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: And that's the news. |
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But before we sign off, we'd like |
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who has just been elected |
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And, now, we have a surprise for Evan. |
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No, you don't. |
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Oh, no: I really didn't expect this. |
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Here's a look back at his run for office. |
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What are we gonna do? |
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Change the world! |
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That's right! |
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Baxter! Baxter! Baxter! |
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Hi. |
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Baxter! Baxter! |
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That's right! |
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I feel like that old Indian |
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So, for the last time, this is Evan Baxter |
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: Huntsville, Virginia: |
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What did we do before GPS? |
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Nothing. |
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Guys, Dad's very proud of his new car. |
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Hey, I am proud of my new car. |
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I'm in the public eye, and as you know, |
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image is everything, isn't it? |
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Here it is! Welcome to the good life: |
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Hey, guys, why the long faces? |
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It's just we're going to miss our friends: |
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You'll make new friends, better friends: |
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Yeah, richer friends: |
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Do not mouth off to me, sir: |
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And let me tell you something, |
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And you know what? I think there's |
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Baxter family, |
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And I don't think the big man himself |
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Hey, Dad, an iguana can stay underwater |
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What's that? |
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And a shrimp's heart is in its head: |
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Okay, someone's had enough Animal Planet |
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Yeah, let's head out! Come on: |
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Gentlemen, I have saved |
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Look over to the right: |
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Whoa! |
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That's our house? |
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Uh-huh: I don't remember it |
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Was it this big in the brochure? |
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Pretty amazing, isn't it? |
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There they are! |
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Is this curb appeal or what? |
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Here we go! |
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Honey, I think you're blocking my photo: |
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Sorry: |
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All right, everybody! Say "escrow"! |
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Escrow! |
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Come on: Come on: Come on: |
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Guys, easy: |
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This is our house? |
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Uh-huh: |
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Careful! |
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Honey, be careful! |
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Are you kidding me? |
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Mom, can we go upstairs? |
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And I get my own room, right? |
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Mr: Baxter, could you give us some |
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Sure: |
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Okay, it's between your maple |
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That is nice! Which is best? |
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Well, if you're not sensitive |
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you can't beat the Brazilian cherry: |
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It's 200, 300 years old: |
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Three hundred years: |
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Wow: That is old: |
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And now you are going to hold my dishes: |
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That's right: You going with the cherry? |
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Yeah: Definitely: |
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Dad, look! |
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No, no, no! |
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Ryan, do not touch him, please! |
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Oh, no, no, no, no, get him away! |
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No: He might have lice, fleas, |
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You do not play with stray dogs |
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No, no! Get away, get away! Go! |
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Okay: Oh, no, no, no: |
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He's thirsty: |
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No, you don't! There we go: |
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Well, Ryan, he's a stray: |
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If we give him water, |
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Come on, Dad, why can't we keep him? |
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Okay, Ryan, this is why we can't keep him: |
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They are stinky: They are smelly: |
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They get a little thing called the mange: |
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In a nutshell, he is disgusting: |
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: Ladies and gentlemen, |
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of the Baxters' new and exciting life: |
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I have to do the new house dance: |
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Wow! That dance? |
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Mmm-hmm: |
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Thank you: |
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You know, those boys were having |
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I thought I would never get them to bed: |
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And then Ryan did the cutest thing: |
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Really? What did you pray about? |
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He met a dog: What do you think |
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Just a walking petri dish, that dog: |
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And Jordan was very precise: |
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He prayed for good visibility, good weather |
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The hiking trip? Oh, right: Yeah: |
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You wanna know what I prayed for? |
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Yeah: What did you pray for? |
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I prayed we would become closer |
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Honey, you don't need to pray for that |
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What would you pray for? |
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Me? I don't know: Praying just::: |
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Honey, you're the one who said |
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It's a pretty big job: |
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If it were me, |
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: Former Buffalo News |
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to make good on a lofty campaign promise: |
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What are we going to do? |
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: Change the world! |
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: Good luck, Congressman: |
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Hello! |
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This is Regina Sparks reporting for::: |
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Hello, there: Hi: |
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This is Evan Baxter: |
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Just wanted to say thank you for everything: |
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Thank you for the new car and for the house: |
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The house is great: I love it: |
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I mean, I picked it out, |
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I just wanted to say that I think |
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and that I am now in a position |
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and I know that with great power |
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So, God, |
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please help me change the world: |
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Okay: That's it: I'm hanging up now: |
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God bless::: Well, you: Okay: |
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What? That's weird: |
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What? |
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I set the alarm for 7:00: |
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I am successful: I am powerful: |
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I am happy, successful, |
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All right, everyone, wish me luck: |
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All right, Baxter brood, I will see you |
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You psyched? Are you ready? |
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Yeah: |
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Bye: See you: |
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Bye, guys! |
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Later, gator: |
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Oh, gosh: |
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Wow: Honey, did you order anything? |
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"Alpha and Omega Hardware"? |
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Never heard of them: |
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Me either: |
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What do we have? |
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What is this stuff? |
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Must have the wrong address: |
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Yup: The wrong address: |
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Congressman Baxter: Good |
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Good morning, Congressman Baxter: Hello: |
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Good morning, Congressman |
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Oh, this is so cool: |
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Uh-huh: |
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Yeah: This'll work: |
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There he is! The head honcho: |
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Rita, I think I have to do the dance: |
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Do the dance: |
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That's enough of the dance: |
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Oh, this is nice! This is really nice! |
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This is too nice: |
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Do you smell anthrax? |
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Congressman! |
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Nice sound to that: |
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Here they are! |
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All right: |
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You remember Sarah, Allen, Michael: |
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I don't think you know the new kid |
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Sort of a walking search engine: Watch this: |
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15: |
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And Congressman Baxter's coffee habits? |
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He likes a morning latte with a cruller, |
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served sans pastry of any kind: |
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Very impressive: A little freaky, |
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I love you: |
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Hmm? |
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I mean, we should hang out socially: |
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Not going to happen: |
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Go find out where his license plates are: |
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He was actually right: |
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I'm doing a background check on that kid: |
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Ta-da! This, my friend, is a power office, |
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"Change the world!" |
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Okay, Evan, who do you know? |
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Oh, come on: |
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Today, look at this place: |
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"Enjoy your office: |
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Congressman Long did this? |
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That's right: He lives in Prestige Crest, |
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Evan, you got to tell me these things: |
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You and Congressman Long |
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Congressman Long eating your hot dog: |
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RITA: Hate to break up |
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Congressman Long's assistant |
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The Congressman would like for you |
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to junior cosponsor this bill |
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Hold on: Congressman Long asked us to |
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The Citizens' Integration of Public Lands Act: |
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Never heard of it: Gene, here, now: |
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I just did: |
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You need to tell me about it |
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Marty, you are not the vice congressman: |
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Nobody voted for you: If Evan gets shot |
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If Evan got shot in the head, |
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Play nice: Play nice: |
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All right, Eugene, Congressman Long's bill: |
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HR7124, better known as CINPLAN: |
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The bill would open up fringe areas |
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Long's been sitting on it for ages::: |
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Got it: Pause: Come on, Evan, this is huge: |
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You hitch your wagon to the right star, |
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you could ride all the way down |
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This is day one: |
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You got your name on a major piece |
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Oh, and another thing, |
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Well, I can't do it today: |
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I promised my kids::: |
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Well, sir, there's a time clock on the bill: |
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If Congressman Long wants to |
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he's going to have to introduce it |
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I'm personally going with whatever |
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because if I could be like one man, |
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Either him or Kareem: |
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Can I tase him? |
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Gene! Heel! |
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It'd probably be you: |
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Come on, Evan, this is it! |
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It's world-changing time! |
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Hey, anybody home? |
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Come on: We're in here! |
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Hey, guys: |
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Dad, guess what? I got all your stuff |
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What's wrong? |
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We're not going, are we? |
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First things first: |
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Yeah: |
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See? I told you: And you owe me five bucks: |
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Whoa, whoa, guys: |
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Hey: Hey, we said we would |
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Yeah: Whatever: |
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Hey, I'm the one who has to read this thing! |
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Hey: Did you hear? |
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Okay, Ry, let's clean all this stuff up: |
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No: It's 6:14: |
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Of course: Voodoo clock speaks again: |
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What the::: |
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Hey! Hey! Hey! No: Okay: |
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Whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa! What's going on? |
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I got a delivery for Evan Baxter! |
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Yeah, that's not mine: I didn't order that! |
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I just deliver, guy, huh? |
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No! Hey! Listen! We are 416, not 614! |
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You've got the wrong house! |
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Listen! Listen! |
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That's going to leave a brown patch! |
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I am a U:S: congressman! |
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Dad, what are you doing? I'm watching this: |
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Genesis 6:14: |
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Gen 6:14: |
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Joan! Do we have a Bible anywhere? |
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Genesis 6:14: |
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"Make thee an ark of gopherwood:::" |
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Gopherwood: |
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"Go-four-wood:" Get it? |
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Well, it's not really gopherwood: |
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No, it's pine and maple: |
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It was clear-cut from this valley |
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Excuse me: Do I know you? |
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Not as well as I'd like: |
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I see you got my housewarming gift: |
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That was you? You sent those? |
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What are they for? Hey! Hey: |
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Genesis, chapter six, verse fourteen: |
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I want you to build an ark: |
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You want me to build an ark: |
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Yes: |
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So that's why the tools: |
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All right: Well, let's just start over: |
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Hello, I am Evan::: |
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Evan Baxter: Born June 15, 1962: |
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Eight pounds, 11 ounces: |
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Mother's Carroll Ann Parker: |
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You have internet access: Very impressive: |
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You're a clean freak: You care much |
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Your left nipple is a quarter inch higher |
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And when you were a little boy, |
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Who are you? |
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I'm God: |
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You're God? |
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Yes: And I want you, Evan Baxter, |
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Okay: You know what? This conversation |
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But I got to get going, |
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Busy, busy, busy, busy: Nice meeting you: |
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All right, see you later! |
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Shake it off, Evan: It's over: |
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I am successful, I'm powerful, |
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Successful, powerful, handsome, happy: |
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Get it out, son: It's the beginning of wisdom: |
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How did you get in here? |
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Oh, no: No need! Look! Look: |
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Officer! Officer! Officer! Carjacker! |
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Careful pulling out: |
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Shake it off, shake it off! |
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Good morning, chief! |
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Good morning, Rita: |
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You almost scared me to death! |
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Nothing: Just sort of a weird ride in: |
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Weird how? |
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It was just a weird ride in: |
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Okay, well, thanks for clarifying: |
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Here's your mail and your schedule: |
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And they finally fixed the phones: |
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614: |
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Yeah: 614? |
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Right: |
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You want me to write that down? |
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I'd rather you didn't: |
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Good morning: |
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Hey, Long came through with that seat |
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You stuck in your thumb |
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Also, the new Congressional plates |
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Gene, plates, now: |
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Boy or girl? |
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Just as cute as a button: Not bad |
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Six pounds, 14 ounces: |
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How'd you know that? |
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Lucky guess: |
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Hot, hot, hot! Hot off the press! |
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Those are rock-star plates, man: |
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You can't be sitting in a chair: |
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You've got a committee meeting |
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Come on, BMIC, Big Man in Congress: |
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House Resources Committee |
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The Chair recognizes the congresswoman |
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to lead the Pledge of Allegiance: |
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I pledge allegiance to the flag::: |
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I pledge allegiance to the flag |
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of the United States of America |
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and to the Republic, for which it stands::: |
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:::one nation, under me::: |
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::indivisible, |
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How long do you want to do this, son? |
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Hey: You okay, young man? |
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What happened? |
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Dropped like a leaf |
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Chuck Long, |
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Oh: Oh: Congressman Long: Yes: |
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Forget it! Many a man's been humbled |
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So, how'd you like that office? |
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Oh, it was great: Yes: Thank you, sir: |
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Not bad for a freshman dorm room, huh? |
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So here's the skinny: |
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I'm bringing you into my land use bill |
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because you strike me as the type of guy |
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Yes, sir: I read the bill, and it's great: |
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Hey, I wrote the thing |
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We'll get to the questions later: |
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Yes, sir: I'm in: |
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I'll need you to put that into |
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as soon as you're feeling up to it, |
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Enjoy that office: |
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Thank you, sir: |
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He's exhausted from reading that bill: |
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Evan, sit down: |
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Evan, what happened to you? |
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You can't faint during the Pledge |
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Oh, good: The doctor's here: |
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Say "ah:" |
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Just go home, get some rest |
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You're right on time: |
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Long just called: He's on his way with the |
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Congressman Jim Dodd, |
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But don't worry, sir, |
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That's speculation: |
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That's too much, Gene: Who else? |
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Congressman Richard Stamp, |
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and Bob Hughes is Transportation: |
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I have a draft of your support letter: |
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Sounds like a plan: |
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I'm good: |
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You sure you're good? Okay: |
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Good morning, chief: |
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Are you okay? |
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You don't look so good: |
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You're all jumpy: Are you on that Fen-Phen? |
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Guys, I'm fine: I'll be inside: |
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No, no, no, no: |
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No: Okay: No, no: No: No, no: No: |
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No, no, no: Oh, my gosh! |
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Guys! No, no! Get out! Get out! Oh, my hair! |
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Gentlemen, welcome: |
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I'm Marty Stringer: |
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This is Rita Daniels, his executive assistant: |
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: Are you ready, sir? |
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Just a minute: No, no, no, no: |
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Baxter's only a freshman, sir, but I think |
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Good: Maybe this young stud can help me |
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Oh, you'll be impressed: |
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Gentlemen, good to see you: |
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Do you want to explain yourself, |
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Oh, these |
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are birds: |
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What are they doing here? |
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Well, that is an excellent question: |
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And my response to said question is, |
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they are trained |
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aviaries, sir: |
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Let me make you see |
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I can make any sort of movement, |
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Do you have a point, Congressman? |
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Hey, guys, what's the point? |
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What's my point? |
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I'll tell you: |
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The point is |
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that man |
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needs to dominate creatures |
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and, ultimately, man must |
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dictate what happens in this country: |
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God bless America: |
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I couldn't agree more: |
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You have got to be kidding me: |
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No, of course not: |
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We lost a huge project last year |
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Those environmentalists got so up in arms |
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over the potential disappearance |
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Yeah, birds are stupid sometimes: |
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:::we lost over $25 million in business: |
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I see where you're going with this, |
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Your little display has obviously |
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From now on, let's keep the surprises |
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Yes, sir: Absolutely, sir: |
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Evan, that was brilliant: Risky, but brilliant: |
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What the::: |
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I'll tell you one thing, these birds had |
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You want me to get my BB gun? |
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You know what I want you to do? |
00:29:08 |
Open the door? |
00:29:09 |
Just open the door! |
00:29:10 |
Close the door after I leave! Just do it! |
00:29:13 |
Okay: |
00:29:14 |
One, two, three! |
00:29:23 |
Man, if I get the bird flu, |
00:29:36 |
Sheep! |
00:29:47 |
Oh, no: |
00:29:55 |
Oh, gosh: |
00:29:59 |
Go, go, go! Get out! |
00:30:27 |
Okay: No: |
00:30:30 |
No: No: |
00:30:35 |
I'm not doing this: It's insane! |
00:30:39 |
No! |
00:30:41 |
Enough already! |
00:30:43 |
See, if you had an ark, |
00:30:45 |
Why are you doing this? Why me? |
00:30:49 |
It's not time yet: Go on: Go on: |
00:30:53 |
Yeah, go on: |
00:30:55 |
So how about it? |
00:31:08 |
Beautiful, isn't it? |
00:31:12 |
Notice how the mountains line up |
00:31:15 |
That's so there'd be lots of sunshine: |
00:31:17 |
Where are we? |
00:31:20 |
Don't recognize it, eh? |
00:31:22 |
No: |
00:31:23 |
This is where you live, son: |
00:31:29 |
I wanted you to see the original design: |
00:31:46 |
So, you're really him, aren't you? |
00:31:49 |
You want more proof? I haven't done |
00:31:53 |
That's all right: I believe you: I just::: |
00:31:57 |
You want to change the world, son: |
00:32:00 |
So do I: |
00:32:04 |
What? Well, why an ark? |
00:32:08 |
You wouldn't do that again: |
00:32:12 |
Let's just say that whatever I do, |
00:32:16 |
I do because I love you: |
00:32:19 |
Well, then you have to understand |
00:32:23 |
is really not part of my plans here: |
00:32:25 |
I need to settle into my house: |
00:32:29 |
What? |
00:32:31 |
Your plans: That's just::: |
00:32:35 |
What are you talking::: |
00:32:37 |
We're talking about an ark, right? |
00:32:39 |
An ark is huge! |
00:32:43 |
Well, I hear that a lot: |
00:32:45 |
People want to change the world, |
00:32:52 |
You want to know |
00:32:55 |
One act of random kindness at a time: |
00:33:06 |
Build the ark: |
00:33:08 |
I'll tell you what: You build it, I'll fill it: |
00:33:11 |
And if anybody asks, |
00:33:18 |
Oh, and you might need this: |
00:33:24 |
Well, okay: Okay, so what do I do? |
00:33:29 |
Well, okay: |
00:33:30 |
You know, that's just cruel: |
00:33:35 |
Do you see him? |
00:33:38 |
I don't see him: |
00:33:40 |
"Building an Ark the Old-Fashioned Way:" |
00:33:46 |
"God is the creator of |
00:33:49 |
"He lives in all things and has over |
00:34:16 |
Honey? You okay? |
00:34:21 |
No, nothing: Just dropped something: |
00:35:00 |
Okay: Okay: |
00:35:09 |
Yeah: |
00:35:10 |
There we go: Okay: |
00:35:20 |
Come on: I mean, a beard? |
00:35:26 |
Gross! |
00:35:27 |
::packing, so it would really help me |
00:35:29 |
Good morning: |
00:35:30 |
Hey, hey, hey, good morning: |
00:35:33 |
Wow: |
00:35:34 |
What's with the scruffle, mountain man? |
00:35:37 |
Oh, well, you know, I figured it was |
00:35:42 |
What? |
00:35:46 |
Honey, did I miss something? |
00:35:50 |
I'll get the door! |
00:35:52 |
Congratulations! |
00:35:54 |
What are you talking about? |
00:35:55 |
The lots: You bought the lots next door! |
00:35:58 |
Hello! |
00:36:01 |
Oh::: |
00:36:06 |
And pulling the down payment out of |
00:36:11 |
I didn't do that, did I? |
00:36:13 |
You sure did: So what's your plan? |
00:36:16 |
Turn them for a quick profit? |
00:36:20 |
Who wants champagne? Hip, hip hooray! |
00:36:27 |
You bought eight lots? |
00:36:28 |
Yup: I was going to surprise you: |
00:36:32 |
"Surprise, surprise, surprise:" Gomer Pyle: |
00:36:37 |
What are you doing? |
00:36:40 |
Hey, Mom: John Lennon, |
00:36:42 |
Good to see you: |
00:36:45 |
And eight lots? What are you going to |
00:36:50 |
I don't know: |
00:36:53 |
Did you say "build a boat"? |
00:36:54 |
It might be something fun for the family: |
00:36:56 |
We could take the boat, |
00:37:01 |
It'd be great in case it floods or something: |
00:37:03 |
What is going on with you? |
00:37:05 |
You bought all those lots |
00:37:09 |
Yeah: |
00:37:11 |
Is this, like, a midlife crisis? |
00:37:13 |
It's not that bad! |
00:37:14 |
It's not? |
00:37:15 |
Why do you think they call it a crisis? |
00:37:18 |
Hey, keep it down, you guys! Okay? |
00:37:22 |
Oh, my God: |
00:37:23 |
Honey? |
00:37:25 |
Oh, my God: |
00:37:28 |
Honey? |
00:37:31 |
I know this sounds crazy: |
00:37:34 |
I really think I need to do this: |
00:37:40 |
Okay: |
00:37:42 |
Build your boat: |
00:37:44 |
Just don't take too long, okay? |
00:37:47 |
Because we didn't leave our lives in Buffalo |
00:38:12 |
Here we go: |
00:38:13 |
Gentlemen, I'm sure you're all wondering |
00:38:17 |
An Argentine lake duck has |
00:38:19 |
Wow, that's huge: He must be proud: |
00:38:22 |
So, I have come up with a little |
00:38:26 |
The whole weekend? |
00:38:27 |
The whole weekend: Yes! |
00:38:29 |
And maybe a couple weekends after that: |
00:38:30 |
I can do this: Help! |
00:38:34 |
How do I stand up with a piece of wood? |
00:38:38 |
Oh, man: Okay, that's good: |
00:38:42 |
Mother! Father! Sister! Brother! Wow! |
00:38:45 |
Keep it straight: |
00:38:50 |
Hey, Dad, he's back! |
00:38:52 |
Ryan, no, don't do::: |
00:38:54 |
Ow! |
00:38:56 |
Leverage it up! Leverage: Okay: |
00:38:59 |
Just put some leverage: |
00:39:01 |
Ready? One, two, three: Come on: |
00:39:07 |
Oh, I'm an idiot: |
00:39:08 |
"Nice to meet you, Mr: Congressman: |
00:39:12 |
"Well, I'm building an ark:" |
00:39:16 |
I got a boo-boo! I got a boo-boo! |
00:39:26 |
You ever hear of Home Depot? |
00:39:41 |
All right: So our little Marlboro Man |
00:39:45 |
It's a disaster: I don't know |
00:39:48 |
That's easy: Just don't: |
00:39:54 |
Wow: |
00:39:56 |
Hello: |
00:39:58 |
Yes, Marty: Your fearless leader is right here: |
00:40:02 |
Hey, Marty, what's up? |
00:40:13 |
Yes, I'll tell him: Thank you: |
00:40:18 |
I might need security: Thank you: |
00:40:23 |
Can I help you? |
00:40:25 |
Rita, it's me: |
00:40:27 |
Why do you sound like Evan Baxter, |
00:40:30 |
Okay: All right: |
00:40:32 |
Okay, that's great: It's longer: |
00:40:35 |
Oh, my God: It is you: |
00:40:39 |
Evan, what happened? |
00:40:41 |
Did you fall in a mine shaft? |
00:40:42 |
No: |
00:40:43 |
Did you just come out of a coma? |
00:40:44 |
No: |
00:40:45 |
Were you attacked by a werewolf? |
00:40:47 |
No, I wasn't: |
00:40:49 |
Well, if you were going for that rugged look, |
00:40:52 |
You look like a bum in a suit: |
00:40:53 |
You need Supercuts and a shave: |
00:40:57 |
Right! Yeah: But I can't: It doesn't work: |
00:40:59 |
What do you mean, it doesn't work? |
00:41:01 |
It doesn't work! |
00:41:02 |
What? Are you shooting up Rogaine? |
00:41:04 |
Rita, if Evan shows up::: I'm sorry, sir: |
00:41:09 |
Evan? |
00:41:10 |
Okay, yeah, to answer any questions |
00:41:12 |
I am going through adult puberty! |
00:41:14 |
This is all temporary: |
00:41:17 |
What was so important? |
00:41:18 |
What is so important? |
00:41:20 |
I've got a letter of intent here |
00:41:23 |
You remember that, don't you? |
00:41:24 |
Well, you haven't been here and now |
00:41:27 |
No, I can't do that: Nope, nope, nope: |
00:41:29 |
No: You can't do that: |
00:41:32 |
I can't shave, Marty: |
00:41:35 |
That happens when you shave! |
00:41:38 |
You have no idea: |
00:41:39 |
Evan, what is going on? |
00:41:42 |
I'm::: |
00:41:48 |
Building something: |
00:41:51 |
You're building something? |
00:41:53 |
Well, I hope it's a barber shop: |
00:41:55 |
Guys, I can't let Long see me |
00:41:58 |
You're gonna have to tell him I'm sick: |
00:42:04 |
Come on, Evan, be reasonable: |
00:42:07 |
I need your face back: I need you back: |
00:42:09 |
Can you at least tell me |
00:42:11 |
I'm building a boat: |
00:42:13 |
Look, you got to cover for me: |
00:42:16 |
Congressman! There you are! |
00:42:18 |
Congressman Long, I, I, I, I::: |
00:42:20 |
Stop stammering, son: |
00:42:23 |
I'm not gonna turn you in to the principal: |
00:42:28 |
Very good: |
00:42:30 |
What's with the veil? |
00:42:32 |
No, no: No: That's hilarious, though: |
00:42:36 |
Would you drop that thing, son? |
00:42:48 |
It's a wife thing, sir: |
00:42:50 |
Just trying to spice up the love life: |
00:42:52 |
She's a big Loggins and Messina fan: |
00:42:55 |
Keeping it fresh: Keeping it real: |
00:42:57 |
Would you excuse us for a moment? |
00:43:00 |
The Congressman and I are going to |
00:43:06 |
Come on: |
00:43:08 |
Nice, isn't it? Politics is dog-eat-dog, |
00:43:10 |
but if you survive, they give you |
00:43:13 |
So, tell me, Congressman, |
00:43:17 |
No, sir: |
00:43:18 |
Oh, come on, son: I hand you |
00:43:21 |
and when you finally show up |
00:43:24 |
Now, you expect me to believe |
00:43:26 |
Well, sir, actually, things have been |
00:43:29 |
Of course they are: I get it: |
00:43:34 |
The Argentine lake duck has a penis |
00:43:39 |
Although you probably already know that: |
00:43:43 |
You ever heard of the Arctic white wolf? |
00:43:45 |
No, sir: |
00:43:46 |
Top of the food chain: |
00:43:48 |
It's fast, it's smart, can fend for itself, |
00:43:50 |
It chooses to run with a pack: |
00:43:52 |
And do you know why? |
00:43:53 |
No: |
00:43:54 |
The Arctic white wolf, |
00:43:57 |
that it is stronger as part of a group: |
00:43:59 |
Do you know what happens when one of |
00:44:02 |
The pack kills the loner |
00:44:05 |
Ouch, that hurts: |
00:44:06 |
Are you familiar with Jim Jenkins, |
00:44:10 |
When I met Congressman Jenkins, |
00:44:13 |
but now he's sitting on his own committee: |
00:44:15 |
Congressman Jenkins, Congressman |
00:44:19 |
they all have committee chairs |
00:44:22 |
Now, you have to come to a decision: |
00:44:25 |
Are you gonna run with the pack |
00:44:27 |
I am a pack man, sir: |
00:44:29 |
Good: I'm introducing the CINPLAN bill |
00:44:33 |
I want your full support and nothing else: |
00:44:35 |
Yes, sir: |
00:44:38 |
Those fish are on you like bait on a hook: |
00:44:42 |
Birds follow you: |
00:44:44 |
Fish follow you: |
00:44:50 |
Let's see if we can get |
00:44:53 |
Let's get this bill passed, |
00:44:55 |
Yes, sir: |
00:44:58 |
Hey, fleabag, out of the way: |
00:45:00 |
Hey, Dad, I think there are more |
00:45:02 |
Well, let's not keep |
00:45:07 |
Up, up: Push it up: Push it: |
00:45:12 |
Come on: Just let it go, just let it go: |
00:45:19 |
Dad, we can do this, |
00:45:21 |
I know: We just need something |
00:45:27 |
Like that? |
00:45:28 |
Holy moly! |
00:45:31 |
This is so totally awesome! |
00:45:34 |
This is perfect: |
00:45:35 |
Dad, there's a note: |
00:45:43 |
Let me see that: |
00:45:47 |
How does it work? |
00:45:56 |
Dad, this is really weird: |
00:45:58 |
Repeat after me, "We are hamsters!" |
00:46:01 |
We are hamsters! |
00:46:02 |
Leg power! |
00:46:04 |
Leg power! |
00:46:06 |
And it's in! |
00:46:08 |
That's it: |
00:46:12 |
Hey, who has opposable thumbs? Anybody? |
00:46:19 |
You want to try this one? |
00:46:23 |
This is awesome! |
00:46:24 |
Here we go: |
00:46:27 |
Yeah: Gotta do the dance: |
00:46:31 |
We're doing the dance: |
00:46:33 |
Come on, do the dance: |
00:46:38 |
Ow! |
00:46:40 |
Don't scratch! |
00:46:41 |
Stop it: Come here: |
00:46:42 |
Insult to injury! My! |
00:46:46 |
Good boy: |
00:46:47 |
Okay, guys: A little bit more: |
00:46:48 |
Here we go: I got it: Keep it::: That's it! |
00:46:52 |
Beautiful! |
00:46:58 |
You guys all right? |
00:47:00 |
Yup: |
00:47:18 |
" |
00:47:34 |
Mmm, mmm, mmm: |
00:47:39 |
Well, I hope this isn't our last supper: |
00:47:42 |
There's no sign of our heat wave breaking, |
00:47:44 |
so this dry, hot weather will continue: |
00:47:47 |
: Until September 22, midday: |
00:47:50 |
If the ark isn't finished by then, you will be: |
00:47:53 |
Is that when it's going to happen? |
00:47:57 |
: High temperatures tomorrow |
00:47:59 |
right on through Tuesday |
00:48:00 |
and the next seven days, |
00:48:04 |
That would be a good day to have chicken: |
00:48:08 |
Hon, could we have some more chicken |
00:48:12 |
Boys, will you excuse us, please? |
00:48:16 |
Busted: |
00:48:18 |
Dad, you're busted: |
00:48:19 |
Yeah, I know: |
00:48:22 |
What are you doing? |
00:48:23 |
Do we have anything unleavened? |
00:48:25 |
Yeah, we do, it's in the back, |
00:48:28 |
We have a fancy name for it in this century, |
00:48:32 |
Got it: |
00:48:33 |
Evan, what is happening to you? |
00:48:36 |
Don't! No! Just put it down! Look at you: |
00:48:40 |
The hair: Are you on something? |
00:48:47 |
Evan, talk to me: |
00:48:57 |
I'm building an ark: |
00:49:00 |
What does that mean? |
00:49:04 |
God appeared to me |
00:49:08 |
He said there was going to be a flood |
00:49:12 |
Whenever I shave, |
00:49:14 |
My hair grows longer every day: |
00:49:19 |
He thought it would be funny: |
00:49:22 |
I actually think it's really comfortable: |
00:49:28 |
The beard, the robe: |
00:49:32 |
You're Noah? |
00:49:35 |
Yeah, kind of: |
00:49:37 |
Mom! |
00:49:38 |
Not now, Noah! |
00:49:41 |
Dylan: |
00:49:42 |
Okay: |
00:49:46 |
We left everything behind to come here: |
00:49:50 |
Maybe that's put too much pressure on you: |
00:49:54 |
But this has got to stop: |
00:49:58 |
The boys need their father back, |
00:50:20 |
Yes: Successful: Powerful: |
00:50:23 |
Successful: Powerful: Handsome: Happy: |
00:50:36 |
Good morning! |
00:50:42 |
Cold today, huh? |
00:50:43 |
Hmm? |
00:50:55 |
"Back to work"? |
00:51:00 |
Okay: All right: You want me |
00:51:07 |
Two can play this game: |
00:51:18 |
Ha, ha, ha! |
00:51:21 |
Piéce de résistance: |
00:51:24 |
The student has become the teacher: |
00:51:31 |
This meeting will come to order: |
00:51:33 |
Rita, any sign of him? |
00:51:34 |
Marty, I told you, |
00:51:37 |
You know what? You got me: He's here: |
00:51:40 |
Rita, this is no time for jokes: |
00:51:42 |
If he's not in that meeting, |
00:51:44 |
Wait a minute: |
00:51:52 |
Marty! Sorry I'm late: Come on, let's go: |
00:51:55 |
What is that? |
00:51:58 |
Making lemonade out of lemons: |
00:52:01 |
At its heart, |
00:52:05 |
to lands they technically already own: |
00:52:07 |
Will the Chairman yield? |
00:52:08 |
Oh, look, there he is: |
00:52:10 |
Yup, yup, I see him: |
00:52:11 |
Access is just a word you're using |
00:52:15 |
This is about development, |
00:52:17 |
Evan, what are you doing? |
00:52:23 |
What you gonna do next? |
00:52:25 |
Development means |
00:52:28 |
an increase in domestic commerce: |
00:52:32 |
I invite you to join myself and |
00:52:38 |
Congressman Hughes |
00:52:41 |
and Congressman Baxter: |
00:53:04 |
Did you just do a wardrobe change? |
00:53:06 |
What do you think this is, the Oscars? |
00:53:11 |
Ladies and gentlemen! Please! |
00:53:14 |
Please! Congressman Baxter has a tendency |
00:53:18 |
in his support of this bill: |
00:53:21 |
you are approximately 10 seconds away |
00:53:25 |
Oh, no: Hey, would anyone mind |
00:53:57 |
Ladies and gentlemen! Please! |
00:54:02 |
I've seen this circus act before! |
00:54:04 |
Congressman, I'm sure St: Francis |
00:54:07 |
We, however, are not: |
00:54:10 |
You march yourself and your |
00:54:13 |
or you will be forcibly removed: |
00:54:15 |
I'm afraid I can't do that, sir: |
00:54:17 |
Congressman! |
00:54:19 |
These animals are not trained: |
00:54:21 |
Congressman! |
00:54:23 |
I think they want me to save them! |
00:54:25 |
Save them from what, Congressman? |
00:54:27 |
Saving the animals, okay: |
00:54:39 |
The flood: |
00:54:40 |
A flood? Rolling out: |
00:54:43 |
The flood: |
00:54:44 |
This has been the hottest, |
00:54:47 |
and you say we're going to have a flood? |
00:54:48 |
When might we expect this? |
00:54:50 |
September 22, midday: |
00:54:56 |
That's what I was told: |
00:54:57 |
Might I ask who told you? |
00:55:06 |
Not in front of all those people: |
00:55:15 |
God: |
00:55:21 |
God? You talk to God? |
00:55:25 |
Yes: |
00:00:04 |
Yeah: We hung out a little: |
00:00:06 |
Well, time to update the résumé: |
00:00:08 |
Congressman, your name is being |
00:00:11 |
Obviously, the stresses of this office |
00:00:14 |
Please have the congressman removed: |
00:00:16 |
No: Please! You don't understand! |
00:00:18 |
God commanded me to build an ark! |
00:00:21 |
It's going to rain! |
00:00:25 |
Remove him now! |
00:00:26 |
We have to prepare ourselves! |
00:00:29 |
I need to finish the ark! |
00:00:33 |
Remove him now! |
00:00:41 |
Does this mean we're moving back home? |
00:00:44 |
Home, Canada: One or the other: |
00:00:57 |
Joan? I know you probably saw |
00:01:07 |
Take the stuff to the car, guys: |
00:01:12 |
Guys? |
00:01:17 |
I'm gonna take them to my mother's: |
00:01:23 |
Joan, please: I'm not doing this: |
00:01:27 |
I went to that meeting in a suit, |
00:01:31 |
Those animals are following me |
00:01:35 |
God? Does God know |
00:01:38 |
Does God know he's going to get you fired? |
00:01:41 |
Yeah! He's trying to get me fired! |
00:01:44 |
He is trying to get me fired! |
00:01:47 |
That way I'll have more time |
00:01:49 |
Because the rain and the floods are coming: |
00:01:52 |
No, I heard you, Evan: |
00:01:55 |
Joan, please, you gotta believe me: |
00:02:00 |
There it is! It's happening! |
00:02:22 |
Goodbye, Evan: |
00:02:27 |
Joan! |
00:02:37 |
I know! I know: Whatever you do, |
00:02:50 |
Do me a favor: Love me less: |
00:02:54 |
Congressman! |
00:02:55 |
Are you concerned at all |
00:02:58 |
and the adverse effects |
00:03:00 |
The day it rains and floods and |
00:03:04 |
that'll be the day |
00:03:11 |
His name is Evan Baxter, |
00:03:15 |
"Heaven's Evan," |
00:03:24 |
Okay, guys: Watch it: Watch it: |
00:03:29 |
Marty, will you comment on Congressman |
00:03:33 |
Yes, his hair is long: |
00:03:37 |
Are you equally stunned |
00:03:46 |
The way things go around here, |
00:03:47 |
if he gets any crazier, |
00:03:56 |
Hey! No, no, no! That's my cup! |
00:04:00 |
Whatever: |
00:04:22 |
He's filling the boat with |
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Still to be collected, |
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and one more jackass: |
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What an idiot: |
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He's a mook: |
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Jerks: |
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Don't worry about it, you guys: |
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Not hungry: |
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Yeah, me neither: |
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You guys can't eat: I can't stop: |
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Can I go to the bathroom? |
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Okay: Dylan, go with them: Please? |
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Fine: |
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Excuse me: Can I get a refill, please? |
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Coming right up: |
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Thank you: |
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Excuse me: Are you all right? |
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Yeah: |
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No: It's a long story: |
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Well, I like stories: |
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I'm considered a bit of a storyteller myself: |
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My husband::: |
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The guy who's building the ark: |
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That's him: |
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I love that story, Noah and the Ark: |
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You know, a lot of people miss |
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They think it's about God's wrath and anger: |
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They love it when God gets angry: |
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What is the story about, then? The ark? |
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Well, I think it's a love story |
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You know, the animals showed up in pairs: |
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just like Noah and his family: |
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But my husband says God told him to do it: |
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What do you do with that? |
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Sounds like an opportunity: |
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Let me ask you something: |
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If someone prays for patience, |
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Or does he give them |
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If they pray for courage, |
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or does he give them opportunities |
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If someone prayed |
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you think God zaps them |
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Or does he give them opportunities |
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Well, I got to run: |
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: Guess this comes as no surprise to |
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"I will lower taxes, |
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"go crazy and build a gigantic ark: " |
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Oh, my gosh: |
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Evan! |
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Dad? |
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Honey! |
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Dad? |
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You guys, I'm up here: |
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Rough week? |
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You look really old: |
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Yeah, well, he is really old: |
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Why'd you come back? |
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It was the kids: |
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Tell him, guys: |
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We like you better as the crazy guy: |
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You spend time with us |
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Just, please don't make us do |
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I don't know what's going on, |
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but we got into this as a family |
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and we're gonna get out of it as a family, |
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side by side: |
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But, Evan, we have to talk about the ark: |
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I can't do that: |
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You don't have a choice: |
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Congressman Long went to the city: |
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You have until September 22 |
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or they'll take it down and arrest you: |
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September 22: That's the day of the flood: |
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Mom! Dad! Come here! |
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Don't you dare take that ark down: |
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How are we gonna do this? |
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There's no way the five |
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We don't have money to hire anybody else: |
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Is that a llama with a hammer? |
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An alpaca: They rarely spit at people |
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Let's finish this sucker: |
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Come on, let's go: |
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: No one knows |
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or how the congressman |
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but, two by two, animals of all kinds |
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Thank you: |
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If this flood really does happen, |
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Hey! A little help? |
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Thanks: |
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Here it is, hon: |
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Perfect: Thanks: |
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Hold it right there: |
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This is Ed Carson coming to you |
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where we are unable to leave the news van |
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High five: |
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Good job: |
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Hey, putty tat: |
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Go, go, go! He tried to eat me! |
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Dylan! Jordan! Check it out! |
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Let's do the dance: |
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No, please, no: |
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Well, where did |
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Please: It's a trick: |
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It's a circus is what it is: |
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Wild animals running amok |
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With all these species, |
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Evan Baxter! You have gone from newsman |
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What makes you so sure God chose you? |
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He chose all of us: |
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Time to wash up, you guys: |
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Thanks: |
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You want some? |
00:12:07 |
RITA: Why couldn't the man |
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Well, well, well: There they are: |
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It's good to see you! Your hair looks great: |
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And you're still sucking up: |
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So, why are you here? |
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Long locked us out: |
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He can't do that: |
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I mean, I've been suspended, |
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Rita, tell him what you know: |
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Tell me what? |
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I smelled a rat the second we got that office: |
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You don't get an office |
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So I had the stalker here do some research: |
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Okay, Eugene, talk: |
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Prestige Crest used to be federal lands, |
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but what's interesting is |
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Congressman Long got the approval |
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and then passed out the surrounding lands |
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Now, the locals fought this thing for years: |
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They said Long and his developer buddies |
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like skipping important |
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And with the land use bill, he's gonna do |
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So, you stand by and shake your pom-poms |
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What can we do? I'm suspended: |
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Go back to the Hill and show them |
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You guys, I'm sorry: I can't do that: |
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The ark? All right: Okay: |
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God told you to build an ark? |
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But did he tell you to make your friends |
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so you can make us look stupid? |
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Okay, every other Sunday: |
00:13:25 |
I've been to church! |
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Rita, I know that this |
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I just want you to trust me: |
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Evan, faith will not fight this bill: |
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If we're going to stop this thing, |
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Otherwise, it's impossible! |
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Dad, Dad, I think it's done: |
00:14:45 |
What in the world? |
00:15:30 |
It's September 22, and we're all still here: |
00:15:35 |
Awkward! |
00:15:36 |
People! The flood is imminent! |
00:15:40 |
Board the ark! Save yourselves! |
00:15:44 |
Get down, you fool! |
00:15:46 |
Listen to me! The time has come! |
00:15:50 |
No, Captain Ahab! Your time has come! |
00:15:55 |
Yeah, Baxter! The weather's 70 and sunny |
00:16:05 |
Do you hear that? The rains are upon us! |
00:16:09 |
Dad, I don't think that's the rains: |
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Hey, Baxter! Kiss your ark goodbye! |
00:16:31 |
Where is he? |
00:16:32 |
On the boat, sir: |
00:16:34 |
Give me a minute: |
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that the world doesn't have to end today: |
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I gotta hand it to you, |
00:16:45 |
According to my source, |
00:16:48 |
Still expecting the big flood: |
00:16:50 |
You know, voters don't respond |
00:16:52 |
They like a more positive message: |
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Like the one you're sending with your bill? |
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How much did you make off of all this land? |
00:16:58 |
You are destroying |
00:17:01 |
You have a problem with somebody |
00:17:03 |
It's called business, son: |
00:17:04 |
So if I need to get a message out there, |
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there are people who pay for it, and yes, |
00:17:11 |
and, by God, it's gonna happen: |
00:17:16 |
Those are the wolves, son: |
00:17:18 |
I'm gonna give you one last chance: |
00:17:21 |
I'm giving you one last chance: Repent: |
00:17:26 |
Such a shame: You had possibilities: |
00:17:30 |
But you want to stop progress |
00:17:34 |
Good luck getting a tree |
00:17:42 |
Take it down: |
00:17:50 |
This is a court order approving |
00:17:54 |
Evacuate immediately! |
00:17:59 |
Honey: We have to go: |
00:18:04 |
No: |
00:18:07 |
It can't end this way: |
00:18:10 |
Is it too much to ask |
00:18:15 |
Honey, maybe God didn't mean |
00:18:19 |
Maybe he meant a flood of knowledge |
00:18:24 |
If that's true, |
00:18:27 |
I am going to be so pissed: |
00:18:30 |
Two minutes! |
00:18:31 |
Get off the boat now |
00:18:35 |
Evan, you did it: You built the ark: |
00:18:39 |
That's all you were asked to do, right? |
00:18:40 |
No: |
00:18:42 |
There's something else: |
00:18:46 |
Yeah, what's gonna happen is |
00:18:49 |
Evan, think of the kids: |
00:18:52 |
One minute! |
00:18:55 |
Dad, whatever you say, I'm with you: |
00:18:58 |
Yeah, me, too: |
00:18:59 |
Me, too: But can we keep |
00:19:01 |
I like the alpaca: He spits: |
00:19:08 |
You're right: We did it: We built the boat: |
00:19:12 |
Yeah: |
00:19:14 |
Let's go: Let's go, guys: Come on: |
00:19:29 |
Well, I guess they don't want to go: |
00:19:31 |
It's their instinct: |
00:19:33 |
What do you mean, hon? |
00:19:34 |
Some animals know when weather's coming: |
00:19:47 |
Joan! |
00:19:58 |
Okay: Time's up! We're coming in! |
00:20:00 |
Get that ball in position! |
00:20:14 |
Is that rain? |
00:20:18 |
Lucky guess, Baxter: Lucky guess: |
00:20:39 |
Looks like the drought's finally over: |
00:20:41 |
Yeah: Good news: |
00:20:46 |
Everybody! Please! Get on the ark! |
00:20:53 |
Go to the car! |
00:20:55 |
Please! Everyone! On the ark! |
00:20:59 |
Cover me up! Keep me dry! |
00:21:03 |
Who's crazy now, huh? |
00:21:15 |
It kind of stopped raining: |
00:21:16 |
Is that it? |
00:21:18 |
What did I tell you? It's fine: It's over: |
00:21:20 |
Hey, Ahab! This is it? |
00:21:23 |
Your God experiencing |
00:21:27 |
It would appear Evan Baxter |
00:21:30 |
with a slight miscalculation |
00:21:38 |
Something's wrong: |
00:21:39 |
Honey, the clouds are moving away: |
00:21:41 |
No, no: No, this isn't right: |
00:21:45 |
Evan, even if it kept raining, |
00:21:48 |
But today is the day! It has to be: |
00:21:56 |
Wait a second: |
00:21:57 |
What is it? |
00:21:58 |
Marty said that Long cut corners, |
00:22:02 |
What are you talking about? |
00:22:03 |
The lake, Long Lake: |
00:22:04 |
It's named after him: |
00:22:21 |
Oh, no: |
00:22:25 |
Get on the ark! Everyone, on the ark now! |
00:22:29 |
I think we should get on the ark: |
00:22:31 |
I agree: I think we should get on the ark also: |
00:22:34 |
I'm cold: I'm wet: I'm going home: |
00:22:45 |
Ladies first! Move! |
00:22:55 |
Oh, my God: This is happening: |
00:23:00 |
Holy::: Get everyone on the ark now! |
00:23:03 |
Get on the ark now! Let's go! |
00:23:06 |
Go, go, go! Get on the ark! |
00:23:10 |
Go, go, go! On the ark! Go, go, go! |
00:23:14 |
All right, boys! Let's go! Let's go! |
00:23:17 |
We're gonna need a bigger boat: |
00:23:30 |
Come on, Rita! |
00:23:32 |
Everyone, up the ramp! Onto the deck! |
00:23:36 |
Dylan, get back inside! It's too dangerous: |
00:23:38 |
No, Dad: I told you, I'm with you: |
00:23:44 |
Careful, everyone: |
00:23:47 |
Watch your step! Up the ramp, everybody! |
00:23:57 |
Guys, help me with the door! |
00:23:58 |
Get the door! Get the door! |
00:24:42 |
Guys! Guys! |
00:25:17 |
Everybody hang on! |
00:25:30 |
You guys all right? You okay? |
00:25:33 |
: |
00:25:35 |
and you're seeing live images |
00:25:37 |
caught in the storm surge |
00:25:48 |
We're going to crash! |
00:25:49 |
Turn this thing around! |
00:25:51 |
We're not gonna make it! |
00:25:52 |
Save us, Baxter! |
00:26:05 |
I command thee halt! Stop! Whoa! |
00:26:10 |
It's not working! |
00:26:12 |
How about a little help here? |
00:27:01 |
What do you mean there was water damage? |
00:27:03 |
That is not possible: |
00:27:15 |
I love you guys: |
00:27:17 |
Seriously: |
00:27:18 |
I love you: |
00:27:37 |
All those in favor of the Public Land |
00:27:48 |
Good God! |
00:28:25 |
I think we can walk from here: |
00:28:45 |
Hello, Congressman: |
00:28:50 |
But how::: |
00:28:51 |
The dam, Congressman: |
00:28:53 |
Your reservoir ruptured: |
00:28:56 |
No: They said that couldn't happen: |
00:29:00 |
I never thought this::: |
00:29:02 |
You: You did this to me: |
00:29:11 |
Wow: That is disgusting: |
00:29:13 |
If that comes out your front, |
00:29:15 |
I don't even want to know |
00:29:22 |
Don't look down, Congressman, |
00:29:24 |
although I wouldn't worry so much |
00:29:36 |
Gesundheit: |
00:29:50 |
: As you can see behind me, |
00:29:54 |
: The vote of the Land Act Bill |
00:29:56 |
pending investigation of Congressman Long |
00:29:59 |
Of course now, the question is, |
00:30:02 |
to their natural habitats? |
00:30:04 |
Something tells me, if God got them here, |
00:30:08 |
: The House will undoubtedly |
00:30:11 |
when it reconvenes in the morning: |
00:30:13 |
Until then, there is a lot to be done |
00:30:17 |
How's Buster doing? |
00:30:18 |
Come on, Buster: |
00:30:19 |
No, come on: Come on! |
00:30:21 |
These too heavy? It's all right? |
00:30:23 |
He can't keep up: |
00:30:24 |
I know, sweetie! |
00:30:26 |
All right: What do you say |
00:30:29 |
We've only been walking |
00:30:31 |
Well, five on, five off: |
00:30:34 |
How about some sandwiches? |
00:30:35 |
Who wants sandwiches? Let's do it! |
00:30:37 |
I get first dibs! |
00:30:38 |
Everyone but Buster |
00:30:41 |
You do not get a sandwich! You're a dog |
00:30:45 |
Buster is part of the family now: |
00:30:48 |
Poor Buster! |
00:30:51 |
Honey, come here: |
00:30:54 |
Hey, hon, save me one, okay? |
00:30:56 |
I'll be right back: |
00:31:06 |
Hey: |
00:31:09 |
What are you doing here? |
00:31:11 |
Just hanging out with some old friends: |
00:31:14 |
You knew all along, didn't you? |
00:31:17 |
If it hadn't been for the ark, |
00:31:21 |
I fought you every step of the way: |
00:31:23 |
Yes, but you did it: |
00:31:26 |
So, you had nothing to do with the flood? |
00:31:31 |
I gave you a little shove at the end: Sue me: |
00:31:37 |
You did good, son: You changed the world: |
00:31:40 |
No, no, I didn't: |
00:31:42 |
Well, let's see: |
00:31:43 |
Spending time with your family, |
00:31:47 |
Gave that dog a home: |
00:31:49 |
Right: So? |
00:31:51 |
So? |
00:31:53 |
How do we change the world? |
00:31:53 |
One act of random kindness at a time: |
00:31:57 |
One act of random kindness: |
00:31:58 |
Wow: |
00:32:00 |
It's time: |
00:32:00 |
Do the dance: |
00:32:05 |
Care to join me? |
00:32:10 |
I now issue a new commandment, |
00:32:13 |
"Thou shalt do the dance:" |
00:32:16 |
Stop it! This is stupid! |
00:32:24 |
That's awful dancing! You better stop! |
00:33:14 |
: Ladies and gentlemen, |
00:33:17 |
You just have to go: We are wrapped: |
00:33:17 |
: We're wrapped: |
00:33:19 |
One act of random kindness at a time: |
00:34:15 |
One act of random kindness: |
00:34:16 |
Wow: |
00:34:21 |
It's time: |
00:34:22 |
Do the dance: |
00:34:25 |
Care to join me? |
00:34:34 |
I now issue a new commandment, |
00:34:51 |
"Thou shalt do the dance:" |
00:35:01 |
Stop it! This is stupid! |
00:35:06 |
That's awful dancing! You better stop! |
00:35:11 |
: Ladies and gentlemen, |
00:35:13 |
You just have to go: We are wrapped: |
00:35:15 |
: We're wrapped: |