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00:00:39	UMPIRE: Play ball!
00:00:41	(HEAVING)
00:00:42	(THUDDING)
00:00:43	MAN: I got it! I got it!
00:00:48	(PANTING)
00:00:50	BOY: Here we go!
00:00:52	UMPIRE: Strike!
00:00:58	(HEAVING)
00:01:00	(CROWD CHEERING)
00:01:13	BOY: Oh, come on.
00:01:17	BOY 1: He stinks.
00:01:19	BOY 1: Too bad.
00:01:20	BOY 3: Yankee Irving again!
00:01:22	BOY 3: Why do we always end up
00:01:28	Excuse me.
00:01:30	(HEAVING)
00:01:32	I got it!
00:01:33	Whoa !
00:01:34	You show them, Warbuckles!
00:01:37	(HEAVING)
00:01:39	- Go, go, go, go!
00:01:44	Come on, Freckles!
00:01:46	- BOY: Next batter!
00:01:48	BOY 2: Oh, man!
00:01:49	(SNICKERS )
00:01:50	Irving, here's your big shot.
00:01:52	This is just like Game Seven
00:01:57	Yeah, yeah.
00:02:00	Now look, you've got no strike zone,
00:02:04	- UMPIRE: Batter up!
00:02:05	- He's gonna whiff. Bring it in.
00:02:08	- Let him walk you.
00:02:11	Yeah, don't swing!
00:02:12	If I don't swing,
00:02:16	(LAUGHING)
00:02:18	BOY: Don't swing, Irving!
00:02:20	BOY 3: Hey, batter, batter, batter,
00:02:23	- UMPIRE: Strike one!
00:02:25	- BOY: Come on.
00:02:29	(HEAVING)
00:02:31	- UMPIRE: Strike two!
00:02:36	BOY: Don't swing!
00:02:40	BOY 4: Don't swing at it, Irving!
00:02:44	ANNOUNCER: Now batting, number one,
00:02:58	(THUDDING)
00:02:59	Ah!
00:03:01	Nice job, whiff.
00:03:03	That's it.
00:03:05	BOY: Give it up.
00:03:07	BOY 3: Yeah, don't come back.
00:03:09	BOY: Loser.
00:03:12	WOMAN: Honey! Dinnertime!
00:03:25	(GRUNTS )
00:03:27	(GLASS SHATTERING)
00:03:38	Huh?
00:03:50	Hmm.
00:03:51	(HEAVING)
00:03:56	Hmm.
00:04:00	Guess nobody wants you
00:04:02	(BICYCLE BELL RINGING)
00:04:04	Hey, Irving, you stink!
00:04:09	(BELL RINGING)
00:04:10	(LAUGHING)
00:04:19	ANNOUNCER: The Movietone News
00:04:21	Bringing you the news
00:04:25	In sporting news, the Yankees continue
00:04:30	It's Game Three of the World Series
00:04:32	Bottom of the ninth,
00:04:35	bases loaded,
00:04:39	Will the Sultan of Swat save the day?
00:04:43	You betcha!
00:04:44	(CHEERING)
00:04:45	So what's Napoleon Cross,
00:04:48	going to do now?
00:04:50	With his best bat, Darlin', in his hands,
00:04:53	Babe Ruth is unstoppable
00:04:55	CROSS: Babe Ruth. Babe Ruth.
00:04:58	Babe Ruth and his best bat, Darlin'.
00:05:01	He's everywhere!
00:05:02	Every newsreel, every newspaper
00:05:06	Look at all this stuff! Babe Ruth sippy cup,
00:05:10	Babe Ruth underpants,
00:05:15	What's he got that I haven't got?
00:05:18	He's got a World Series trophy!
00:05:23	- Is that too much to ask?
00:05:27	Why don't you put me back in, Mr. Cross?
00:05:30	I'm working on a new pitch. I call it...
00:05:33	(CHUCKLING) Are you ready?
00:05:34	The booger ball.
00:05:35	(SNORTING)
00:05:37	No, Lefty,
00:05:39	you're no match for Babe Ruth.
00:05:41	Cheating? Me? Babe Ruth's the cheater.
00:05:44	I bet he's got some lucky
00:05:46	That's cheating.
00:05:48	(COUGHING)
00:05:49	You're right, Lefty.
00:05:52	What is it, what is it, what is it?
00:05:56	So what do we do?
00:05:58	We take away his bat. Let's do the math.
00:06:01	- Going into the light.
00:06:05	Without that bat, he's just big and fat!
00:06:07	(LAUGHING)
00:06:09	(COUGHING)
00:06:10	Put that on a T-shirt.
00:06:12	(LAUGHING)
00:06:15	Yeah, I like it.
00:06:18	Only one problem.
00:06:21	- Not "we," you.
00:06:25	Get me that bat. And I think
00:06:30	Otherwise, you're out!
00:06:43	- MOM: Hi, honey, how was your day?
00:06:46	- Is Dad home yet?
00:06:48	- He's working late.
00:06:50	- Dinner will be ready soon.
00:06:58	(SNIFFLING)
00:07:01	BOY: Why do I always get stuck
00:07:03	BOY2: Yankee Irving again!
00:07:05	(LAUGHING)
00:07:08	MOM: He's working late
00:07:10	BOY: That's it
00:07:13	BOY: You're not Babe Ruth, okay?
00:07:16	BOY: Why do we always get stuck
00:07:18	(GASPING)
00:07:19	(GRUNTS )
00:07:29	(KNOCKING)
00:07:46	You think you could take your thumb
00:07:49	Whoa !
00:07:51	(SCREAMING)
00:08:04	(GASPING)
00:08:06	Huh?
00:08:08	What?
00:08:10	- Are you talking?
00:08:12	One smart fella, he felt smart.
00:08:15	Three smart fellas, they all felt smart.
00:08:18	Wait a second. Where are you going?
00:08:20	Back to the sandlot,
00:08:23	(HEAVING)
00:08:24	Hey, watch it there, grabby hands!
00:08:26	Don't make me go all
00:08:30	(HEAVING)
00:08:31	(GASPING)
00:08:33	(HEAVING)
00:08:34	Whoa !
00:08:36	Where did you go?
00:08:46	Hey, Fuzzy, how do I get out of here?
00:08:48	- This kid is nuts.
00:08:51	And I just wanna leave.
00:08:52	(GRUNTING)
00:08:53	Hey, genius, it just so happens
00:08:58	Sayonara
00:09:00	Your living room is a little cramped.
00:09:04	(EXCLAIMS )
00:09:08	Huh?
00:09:09	(WHOOPING)
00:09:10	I'm rollin' in style!
00:09:13	Whoa !
00:09:14	Nobody gets their mitts on Screwie.
00:09:19	Ouch!
00:09:21	Why can't I break a window?
00:09:25	Gotcha.
00:09:26	- What's going on in here?
00:09:31	He never gets tired of that one.
00:09:33	Oh, my gosh, a talking baseball.
00:09:38	- It's saying, "Yankee, time for dinner."
00:09:42	Food can't talk. Except for beans.
00:09:46	- Go get cleaned up.
00:09:49	I don't know. Let's see. Help!
00:09:56	Yup, you're right. She can't hear.
00:09:58	(SQUEAKING)
00:10:00	Please don't skimp on the soap.
00:10:04	Oh!
00:10:05	(SPLASHING)
00:10:06	(GURGLING)
00:10:09	Kid, quit it.
00:10:12	(BUBBLING)
00:10:19	I wish Dad was here.
00:10:21	Oh, sweetheart, you know
00:10:24	I know, but I really need to see him.
00:10:28	Tell you what,
00:10:30	- Really?
00:10:33	You know you're not supposed
00:10:36	Thanks, Mom.
00:10:38	Great. So just drop me in the sandlot
00:10:42	Hey, hey, what are you doing?
00:10:43	YANKEE: Making sure
00:10:45	- Not the underpants drawer!
00:10:49	(BALL BOUNCING)
00:10:51	SCREWIE: Not anymore.
00:11:04	(SQUEAKING)
00:11:20	YANKEE: Wow!
00:11:26	(EXCLAIMS )
00:11:47	Now batting for the New York Yankees,
00:11:52	Hey, Dad.
00:11:57	What are you doing here?
00:11:58	I wanted to see you. I brought you dinner.
00:12:01	Great. What are we having?
00:12:02	Mom's mystery meatloaf.
00:12:06	Hmm.
00:12:07	Meatloaf. Let's start with dessert.
00:12:11	So, what's new?
00:12:13	Dad, you're not gonna believe this.
00:12:15	Oh, no? Try me.
00:12:17	I found a talking baseball.
00:12:21	Oh, really? Does he have a name?
00:12:22	(CHUCKLING)
00:12:24	I call him Screwie.
00:12:25	Oh, yeah? Where'd you find it?
00:12:27	At the sandlot.
00:12:30	Did you play ball today?
00:12:32	Yeah, but I don't think
00:12:36	Hey, I thought you loved baseball.
00:12:38	Well, I think I'm in a slump.
00:12:41	Hmm.
00:12:43	You know, I was watching the team
00:12:47	here are guys who make a living
00:12:49	They play every day, and even on the day
00:12:54	they're still standing at the plate
00:12:57	And you know
00:13:02	They just keep swinging?
00:13:03	(CHUCKLING)
00:13:04	Come on, I got something to show you.
00:13:18	(CLICKING)
00:13:49	Babe Ruth!
00:14:17	YANKEE: Is that Darlin'?
00:14:18	DAD: (CHUCKLING) Yup. Sure is.
00:14:21	Babe had that bat custom made
00:14:25	That was the first year
00:14:29	That's right. People say she was made
00:14:32	growing on the side of Mount Olympus.
00:14:36	I'm pretty sure it was made in Kentucky.
00:14:38	Hey, come on, pal, we should head home.
00:14:41	Oh, come on, Dad,
00:14:47	I tell you what, you can stay here
00:14:49	while I put my things away.
00:14:51	- Meet you at the back gate. Deal?
00:14:55	Yankee, don't touch anything
00:14:56	and make sure you close the door
00:14:58	I promise.
00:15:04	(DOOR CLOSING)
00:15:19	- You! What are you doing?
00:15:23	- I was just helping my dad mop up.
00:15:29	(PANTING)
00:15:32	What are you looking at?
00:15:52	Here you go!
00:15:58	(SNORING)
00:16:11	Kid! Kid! Hey, kid! Wake up!
00:16:17	You're turning me into a spitball.
00:16:19	(EXCLAIMING)
00:16:20	(YAWNING)
00:16:26	(BREAKING WIND )
00:16:28	How long you been taking
00:16:32	(STRETCHING)
00:16:33	Good morning.
00:16:35	(YAWNING)
00:16:38	I thought you were giving that up.
00:16:40	My dad says you should never
00:16:43	- Has he ever seen you bat?
00:16:48	So, you know a lot about baseball, right?
00:16:52	I mean, since you are one.
00:16:54	I know one thing about baseball, it stinks.
00:16:57	And you saw me play baseball, right?
00:17:00	Make that two things.
00:17:03	Well, then maybe
00:17:05	I could point you to another hobby.
00:17:11	You can watch people fly kites.
00:17:13	How can you hate baseball?
00:17:16	Kid, look,
00:17:20	Did you know I made it to the majors?
00:17:22	- You were in the majors?
00:17:26	I remember it like it was yesterday.
00:17:29	forty thousand fans screaming
00:17:33	It was like a dream come true.
00:17:35	All I ever wanted was to be home run ball.
00:17:38	And on the very first pitch, crack,
00:17:44	foul.
00:17:45	That's right, kid, foul ball.
00:17:49	Right out of the park.
00:17:50	Dreams and everything vanished.
00:17:57	No. They left me out there to rot.
00:18:00	So believe me when I tell you,
00:18:05	Trust me, I know.
00:18:07	(KNOCKING)
00:18:08	(DOOR OPENING)
00:18:10	- DAD: Mr. Robinson.
00:18:13	ROBINSON: I'm sorry to bother you
00:18:15	but we have a real problem here.
00:18:17	DAD: What sort of a problem, sir?
00:18:19	- ROBINSON: This is Officer Bryant.
00:18:21	ROBINSON: Someone broke into
00:18:23	- MOM: Oh, no.
00:18:26	BRYANT: You were the only one there
00:18:29	MOM: What are you implying?
00:18:30	BRYANT: Did you see anyone else
00:18:33	- Wait. There was a security guard.
00:18:36	Dad, after you left the locker room
00:18:39	and told me to get out.
00:18:41	- You took your son into the locker room?
00:18:45	Do you mind if I look in his room?
00:18:46	- Excuse me, my son is not a thief.
00:18:49	Thank God you're here. This kid is crazy.
00:18:52	First he put me in the underpants drawer,
00:18:55	then he forced me to eat meatloaf.
00:18:57	- ROBINSON: This is a disaster.
00:18:59	- ROBINSON: The Series is only half over.
00:19:00	What am I gonna tell the Babe? We need
00:19:05	The bat's not here.
00:19:08	Son, if you know what happened
00:19:12	- But that's what I'm trying to tell you.
00:19:16	I... I know, Mr. Robinson.
00:19:19	As the General Manager
00:19:21	I have no other choice. You're fired.
00:19:24	- Fired?
00:19:28	Stanley, someone has to be held
00:19:32	If Babe's bat is found, then I'll reconsider,
00:19:39	Stanley, what are we gonna do?
00:19:42	- I'll get another job. I'll get two jobs.
00:19:46	Yankee, you were alone in that
00:19:50	- Stanley...
00:19:51	there was no security guard on duty.
00:19:54	Yes, there was. Maybe he took the bat.
00:19:57	That's enough.
00:20:01	I don't know.
00:20:03	- Go to your room.
00:20:05	Go to your room.
00:20:15	SCREWIE: What was all that?
00:20:18	- Someone stole Babe Ruth's bat.
00:20:22	- Screwie, my dad got fired.
00:20:27	Why would someone steal
00:20:30	The Yankees are gonna lose
00:20:32	Whoa, kid, you're watching
00:20:36	That lucky bat stuff
00:20:38	How do you know?
00:20:41	Ooh, that hurt.
00:20:42	That guard had to take the bat.
00:20:44	Why would a Yankees security guard
00:20:47	Now, if it were a Chicago Cubs
00:20:51	Wait a minute.
00:20:53	(EXCLAIMING)
00:20:58	SCREWIE: Hey, hey, hey, I can't breathe.
00:21:02	I still can't breathe.
00:21:05	Hey, I knew I'd seen that face before.
00:21:08	(SIGHS )
00:21:09	What are you babbling about?
00:21:11	The security guard was Lefty Maginnis,
00:21:14	pitcher for the Chicago Cubs.
00:21:15	Lefty's the biggest cheater
00:21:18	Lefty stole the bat so Babe can't hit.
00:21:21	The Yankees will lose the Series.
00:21:25	Yeah, and don't forget to mention
00:21:27	from your friendly neighborhood
00:21:30	Kid, this is just a crazy theory
00:21:32	and even if it were true,
00:21:35	You don't have any proof.
00:21:37	- Then I'll get some proof.
00:21:39	Most of the Cubs are heading for Chicago.
00:21:42	Sneak out of the house,
00:21:45	and search every single passenger?
00:21:47	- Right.
00:21:50	If we go to Penn Station,
00:21:52	I got to learn to keep my mouth shut.
00:21:55	Whoa ! Oh!
00:21:56	This can't work. You're just a kid
00:21:58	and this is the real world,
00:22:01	- filled with gumdrop fairies and...
00:22:04	Yeah, I think maybe not,
00:22:12	Screwie, I have to do this for my dad.
00:22:16	All right, don't look at me...
00:22:19	Stop it, stop...
00:22:23	I'll help you to find the bat
00:22:26	- and leave me to rot in peace. Deal?
00:22:31	Hmm.
00:22:33	(HEAVING)
00:22:39	Oh, whoa !
00:22:41	SCREWIE: What are we doing?
00:22:43	YANKEE: Uh-oh.
00:22:46	(YELLS )
00:22:48	SCREWIE: Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
00:22:50	(GASPING)
00:22:52	- Okay, we're fine.
00:22:55	SCREWIE: Not fine!
00:22:57	(YELLS )
00:22:58	My head! My butt! My head! My butt!
00:23:01	(YANKEE YELLS )
00:23:03	(YELLING)
00:23:06	(YELLING)
00:23:08	Oh!
00:23:10	- So far, so good.
00:23:13	- You were screaming pretty loud.
00:23:16	I was laughing.
00:23:18	Ha ! See? Ha, ha, ha ! Ha ! Ha ! Ha ! Laughing.
00:23:27	SCREWIE: There's a million people here.
00:23:30	Just keep looking, all right?
00:23:36	CONDUCTOR: Flyer service to Niagara.
00:23:40	(CHATTERING)
00:23:45	YANKEE: We gotta hurry.
00:23:46	Why don't we come back in 10 years?
00:23:49	Make way, there, folks.
00:23:54	(HEAVING)
00:23:57	See anything yet?
00:23:58	SCREWIE: I see a sock, a candy wrapper,
00:24:03	- Hmm. Pineapple.
00:24:08	Now do you see anything?
00:24:09	I see thousands of people
00:24:12	none of which is ours.
00:24:14	There's only one train to Chicago,
00:24:18	- We're gonna stake it out.
00:24:20	What, what, what,
00:24:22	WOMAN ON PA: All aboard
00:24:25	SCREWIE: Better off rotting up
00:24:28	I got to get stuck
00:24:32	How are we gonna cover the whole train?
00:24:35	and... Holy Mackerel!
00:24:40	Bingo. That's got to be Babe's bat.
00:24:44	(EXCLAIMING)
00:24:48	(SPITTING)
00:24:50	(LAUGHING)
00:24:54	Okay, we found him. I'll give you that.
00:24:58	A trombone, a wooden leg, a pogo stick.
00:25:01	Well, there he goes,
00:25:08	- Come on, boys.
00:25:11	SCREWIE: Hey, wait, wait.
00:25:16	MAN: Take a head count
00:25:28	(GASPING)
00:25:33	- I think that's him.
00:25:35	I'm not sure. Take a closer look.
00:25:39	- Wow!
00:25:41	There's a horse jumping off a diving board.
00:25:44	Wait, I think that's Eleanor Roosevelt.
00:25:46	Screwie, is it Lefty or not?
00:25:54	Take a quick look as you roll yourself back.
00:25:56	Roll myself back from...
00:26:00	Ow, what a headache! Nope. No.
00:26:07	Hello.
00:26:10	No.
00:26:12	(SCREECHING TO A HALT)
00:26:17	(INHALING)
00:26:20	Did you see him?
00:26:22	(EXHALING)
00:26:23	Third row, aisle seat.
00:26:27	(SHUSHING)
00:26:29	(GASPING)
00:26:34	(HEAVING)
00:26:38	(GROANING)
00:26:43	Good. You got it,
00:26:47	Oh, no!
00:26:49	(GASPS )
00:26:51	Huh?
00:26:53	(DOOR OPENING)
00:26:54	(DOOR CLOSING)
00:26:56	Uh-oh.
00:26:58	(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)
00:27:06	Oh, rats!
00:27:17	Oh, no!
00:27:23	Good. That thing's brought us
00:27:25	Hey, you!
00:27:27	Stop right there.
00:27:31	(YELLS )
00:27:33	SCREWIE: I'm a ball.
00:27:34	I'm probably gonna survive this,
00:27:38	Whoa.
00:27:39	Screwie.
00:27:41	(EXCLAIMING)
00:27:44	Yankee, help me!
00:27:51	Give me back my box, kid.
00:27:53	(BELL RINGING)
00:27:57	(EXCLAIMS )
00:28:01	Huh?
00:28:03	(PANTING)
00:28:11	Oh!
00:28:13	(EXCLAIMING)
00:28:21	(THUDDING)
00:28:22	Huh?
00:28:26	(BELL RINGING)
00:28:28	Oh, yeah, the kid's still got the moves.
00:28:31	Sir, I need to see your ticket!
00:28:32	(GROANING)
00:28:33	(EXCLAIMS )
00:28:49	(SCREAMING)
00:28:51	Whoa !
00:28:58	(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)
00:29:02	Whoa !
00:29:04	Whoa !
00:29:07	Whoa !
00:29:08	Kid, you're gonna get such a time-out.
00:29:15	(PANTING)
00:29:19	(GASPS )
00:29:20	The fun's over, you little punk.
00:29:26	(GLASS SHATTERING)
00:29:33	Screwie, hang on!
00:29:36	(HEAVING)
00:29:38	Gotcha !
00:29:39	Hey, you...
00:29:40	Hit him ! Use your elbow.
00:29:41	(EXCLAIMS )
00:29:43	Kicking is good.
00:29:49	(CLANGING)
00:29:50	Oh, that can't feel good.
00:29:53	Doesn't really hurt so bad.
00:29:55	Wait. Yes, it does hurt.
00:29:57	Here it comes. Oh, yeah.
00:29:58	(YELLING)
00:30:01	Oh!
00:30:05	(BELL RINGING)
00:30:12	(GRINDING TO A HALT)
00:30:17	But I need to get to New York.
00:30:18	New York? That way.
00:30:23	(WHISTLE BLOWING)
00:30:30	(DOOR CLOSING)
00:30:32	SCREWIE: Oh, great.
00:30:33	No tickets, no train, no sandlot.
00:30:38	What could be worse?
00:30:40	Well, at least I got the bat.
00:30:44	(SCREAMING)
00:30:51	(PANTING)
00:30:56	(SCREAMING)
00:30:57	- Oh, here she goes again.
00:31:00	(SOBBING) I'm not supposed to be here.
00:31:03	SCREWIE: Whoa, sister, relax.
00:31:05	You're a hunk of wood,
00:31:08	Do you know who I am?
00:31:09	I am Darlin', honey. I'm the Babe's bat.
00:31:13	Born of a 1000-year-old tree
00:31:17	Struck by lightning,
00:31:18	and carved by monks using
00:31:22	Since when do monks make baseball bats?
00:31:24	- Are you calling me a liar?
00:31:28	In fact, I was made
00:31:30	and stitched together by Betsy Ross!
00:31:33	Screwie was in the Major Leagues, too.
00:31:35	He'd have been a home run ball,
00:31:38	- Oh.
00:31:39	A foul ball? Really?
00:31:43	I've hit thousands of guys
00:31:46	You know, you bats are all prima donnas.
00:31:48	You only come out
00:31:51	carried to the plate and back.
00:31:52	"Oh, don't let me lay in this dirt.
00:31:56	Well, here's what you know.
00:31:58	I don't need anybody to carry me around.
00:32:04	- Put me down!
00:32:06	YANKEE: Okay.
00:32:09	So long, farm team.
00:32:18	Excuse me.
00:32:23	Two.
00:32:29	You know something?
00:32:30	If you think
00:32:33	you've got another thing coming.
00:32:38	Lf, in fact, you're rescuing me,
00:32:39	then I assume that you are returning me
00:32:44	who, as I'm sure you're aware,
00:32:48	playing in the World Series.
00:32:50	You have heard of the World Series,
00:32:54	(IN A HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Oh, yeah,
00:32:57	But we ain't going to Chicago,
00:32:59	New York? Why?
00:33:02	I just told you Babe is in Chicago.
00:33:04	When Lefty stole you, my dad got fired.
00:33:07	If I take you to New York,
00:33:10	Oh, no, no, no.
00:33:12	Hey, table leg,
00:33:16	We are not going to Chicago.
00:33:19	That's it. The baseball has spoken.
00:33:21	- But...
00:33:25	Fine, that's all right with me.
00:33:27	I just happen to know that
00:33:31	and I'm sure he could get
00:33:33	Maybe even with a big raise.
00:33:35	But y'all want to go to New York,
00:33:39	Only you can make that decision.
00:33:43	(SIGHING)
00:33:46	Oh, Stanley, where could he be?
00:33:51	DAD: This is all my fault.
00:33:53	I was too hard on him.
00:33:55	How will we ever find him?
00:33:58	I think it's time to call the police.
00:34:02	(SINGING)
00:34:06	Ouch! Ouch!
00:34:13	(SNORING)
00:34:20	(MEOWING)
00:34:22	(CRASHING)
00:34:24	Is that our train?
00:34:25	(YAWNING)
00:34:27	I don't think so.
00:34:29	Oh.
00:34:31	(SNIFFING)
00:34:32	I know that smell.
00:34:37	Kid, kid, wake up.
00:34:39	Wake up.
00:34:40	- Hey, what do you...
00:34:42	Lefty's here.
00:34:45	Oh, no.
00:34:46	(SINGING)
00:34:50	Get it back some...
00:34:54	Oh, he's gonna be sorry.
00:34:58	I'll have a non-fat mochaccino, please.
00:34:59	(SHUSHING)
00:35:00	Quiet, tentpole. It's the bad guy.
00:35:03	...use his head for batting practice.
00:35:06	Whack, whack, whack, whack, whack.
00:35:09	Babe Ruth, stop hitting yourself.
00:35:10	(PHONE RINGING)
00:35:12	Seriously, why are you
00:35:14	- What?
00:35:17	Ah! Lefty.
00:35:19	I've been expecting your call
00:35:21	- From now on, we have to talk in code.
00:35:24	Are you on the way to Cairo?
00:35:27	- I thought you wanted me in Chicago.
00:35:31	Do you have
00:35:33	Yeah, yeah, I've got the bat right here.
00:35:37	Listen.
00:35:39	- And no one even suspects us.
00:35:43	Raoul, there is no "us."
00:35:45	If you get caught,
00:35:48	- Absolutamente not.
00:35:51	they blamed it on some janitor and his kid.
00:35:54	Get this. They fired the guy.
00:35:56	(LAUGHING)
00:35:58	We're... I mean, I'm in the clear.
00:36:01	So, now that I have the bat
00:36:04	Not so fast, Raoul.
00:36:05	When you make the delivery,
00:36:08	- Oh, but Mr. Cross.
00:36:15	Oh, what's wrong, little Babe Ruth
00:36:18	You look a little groggy. Are you?
00:36:19	Well, perhaps you can use
00:36:23	(LAUGHING)
00:36:25	(COUGHING)
00:36:30	(EXHALING)
00:36:34	Yeah.
00:36:35	(EXCLAIMS )
00:36:41	(GRUNTING)
00:36:45	Ow.
00:36:47	Ow.
00:36:50	Wait till I get...
00:36:53	(CHUCKLES )
00:36:58	- Bottom of the ninth, kid.
00:37:00	(WHISTLE BLOWING)
00:37:02	SCREWIE: Yankee!
00:37:03	(SCREAMING)
00:37:05	Holy cow!
00:37:09	(WHISTLE BLOWING)
00:37:13	(CRASHING)
00:37:15	LEFTY: (CRYING) Mama !
00:37:19	(HOOTING)
00:37:26	SCREWIE: Now, what?
00:37:29	SCREWIE: We head for New York,
00:37:30	I don't know. Just let me think.
00:37:32	SCREWIE: Why don't we flip a coin?
00:37:34	Heads, we go to New York.
00:37:37	Now, that was rude and uncalled for.
00:37:39	(HOWLING)
00:37:40	(GROWLING)
00:37:42	YANKEE: What's that?
00:37:43	- Wolves?
00:37:45	We're in Pittsburgh.
00:37:46	Wolves are too scared
00:37:49	- SCREWIE: Oh, kid.
00:37:51	SCREWIE: Help! Help!
00:37:53	Forget him. Run. Save me.
00:37:55	SCREWIE: Don't eat me.
00:37:58	The stench!
00:38:02	(PANTING)
00:38:06	DARLIN': Ow!
00:38:07	- Hey.
00:38:09	Screwie.
00:38:10	Remember, protect me at all costs.
00:38:23	All right, all right.
00:38:25	I'm doing the best I can with what I got.
00:38:28	- Who are these guys?
00:38:31	- In Pennsylvania?
00:38:35	(CRASHING)
00:38:38	(GASPING)
00:38:40	(BARKING)
00:38:42	Huh?
00:38:43	(STRINGS TWANGING)
00:38:45	(STAMMERING) Sorry.
00:38:48	Oh, you mean this?
00:38:49	(BARKING)
00:38:51	- Whoa.
00:38:52	- Daisy, easy with that.
00:38:54	Sit, sit. Oh, for crying out loud.
00:38:57	Don't worry, she won't go far.
00:39:00	(LAUGHING)
00:39:02	Louie, I think we have a guest.
00:39:05	Mmm. This is good.
00:39:07	What's your name, son?
00:39:09	- Yankee Irving, sir.
00:39:11	Yankee Irving. I like that name.
00:39:13	Hey, kid, it's a pleasure to meet you.
00:39:15	(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)
00:39:17	Hey, hey, quit it, will you?
00:39:19	Hmm. Mmm.
00:39:21	(RADIO CRACKLING)
00:39:24	(GUITAR PLAYING)
00:39:32	- Are you guys...
00:39:36	(CHUCKLING) No.
00:39:37	- No, we're not bums.
00:39:40	Yes, Jack's a bum.
00:39:41	But the rest of us
00:39:45	(STA TIC BUZZING)
00:39:46	Perfect.
00:39:48	Don't move a muscle, Jack.
00:39:49	ANNOUNCER ON RADIO: For the
00:39:51	I got it! Hey, guys, the game is on!
00:39:54	The game. Babe.
00:39:56	- Finally.
00:39:58	Let's see if he can pull off a miracle
00:40:00	- Hit it.
00:40:02	- Oh, come on, Babe.
00:40:04	- No, no.
00:40:06	- Babe, come on.
00:40:08	- I can't listen to this.
00:40:11	- Come on, Babe.
00:40:14	ANNOUNCER: It all comes down
00:40:15	Come on, Babe.
00:40:17	- Babe settles into the box
00:40:19	Here's the wind up Here's the swing
00:40:22	- Oh, no.
00:40:24	Struck out
00:40:25	(CRASHING)
00:40:26	Oh, no.
00:40:28	- In this fifth game of the World Series
00:40:33	Babe's never struck out this many times.
00:40:37	I should've returned you by now.
00:40:43	- Hey, buck up, Yankee.
00:40:47	And the Babe,
00:40:50	Oh, come on, son.
00:40:52	Babe's got a big old heart.
00:40:55	Look, when Babe was a kid,
00:40:57	Then he picks up a bat, he starts swinging,
00:40:59	look where it got him.
00:41:01	If Babe can do it, so can we.
00:41:02	(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)
00:41:04	Hey, guys, you hear that?
00:41:06	That's the 10:15 Manhattan Express
00:41:09	All right, let's pack it up.
00:41:13	It's about time.
00:41:16	(BARKING)
00:41:18	(WHISTLE BLOWING)
00:41:24	Whoa !
00:41:26	Come on, Daisy. Come on.
00:41:28	That's it.
00:41:29	- Yankee!
00:41:31	Come on, Yankee!
00:41:32	(WHISTLE BLOWING)
00:41:35	Grab on!
00:41:36	Yankee, come on!
00:41:39	Come on, son!
00:41:41	Yankee, come on, run. Keep running.
00:41:43	No, keep running.
00:41:45	Keep on running.
00:41:46	- Why is he not running?
00:41:49	Sorry, guys, I can't go.
00:41:54	- What did he say?
00:41:58	- Bye.
00:42:01	You heard those guys. Babe's their hero.
00:42:04	Babe's everyone's hero,
00:42:06	and I can't let them down,
00:42:09	- We're going to Chicago.
00:42:12	Thank you.
00:42:16	This is great. We had a deal, Yankee.
00:42:18	And you, you rotten two-by-four,
00:42:22	You tricked him.
00:42:24	Face it, leather face, you're beat.
00:42:26	Fine, I can't trust you.
00:42:33	(HOWLING)
00:42:34	Whoa !
00:42:35	Yankee!
00:42:39	I guess a couple of days in Chicago
00:42:41	I've been curious
00:42:44	but after that I'm heading back
00:42:49	DARLIN': You know, I was just a splinter
00:42:51	So after Babe and I
00:42:54	the Queen invited us to try our hand
00:42:57	And there was this cheeky cricket bat
00:43:01	and I... Why are we stopping?
00:43:05	'Cause I'm tired and hungry.
00:43:08	- You guys ever eat?
00:43:10	I've got to maintain this very trim figure.
00:43:12	Trim? Ha !
00:43:14	From where I'm sitting, I see lots of grain.
00:43:16	- Are you saying I'm plump?
00:43:18	Excuse me, I have been examined
00:43:22	who can't figure out
00:43:25	- and swing so well.
00:43:28	Have these scientists done research
00:43:30	- Can you say the same, Scarface?
00:43:33	- and listen to this.
00:43:35	- (CHUCKLING) Hey, look, a baseball.
00:43:38	(CHUCKLING)
00:43:39	Put me down.
00:43:40	Hey...
00:43:42	(EXCLAIMS )
00:43:44	- Give him back.
00:43:46	(SNORTING)
00:43:47	What did you do? Name it?
00:43:49	(CHUCKLING) What's he got?
00:43:51	- Do you dress him up?
00:43:54	- Give him back.
00:43:56	- Help!
00:43:58	All he does is complain anyway.
00:44:00	We can find a ball with a better attitude.
00:44:04	They're all warm and fuzzy.
00:44:06	(LAUGHING)
00:44:08	(EXCLAIMS )
00:44:09	- You, give him back that ball!
00:44:12	- Take that!
00:44:16	(GRUNTS )
00:44:20	(CHUCKLING) Hey, kid,
00:44:25	No.
00:44:27	But I'll let her help.
00:44:29	(GASPING)
00:44:30	- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:44:33	(GROANS )
00:44:37	Looks like we're fighting two girls.
00:44:49	Ow.
00:44:50	(CHUCKLING) You got him
00:44:52	The kid's not even ducking.
00:44:54	DARLIN': Watch out.
00:44:55	- You gotta start dodging these apples.
00:44:58	No, you're not.
00:45:00	You gotta watch
00:45:14	- Yeah, that's it.
00:45:17	What're you looking at me for?
00:45:21	Don't you make me break out
00:45:25	SCREWIE: Incoming!
00:45:27	(YELLS )
00:45:28	I've been hit. I feel like a Danish.
00:45:31	Come on.
00:45:33	Ow!
00:45:35	(GRUNTS )
00:45:37	All right, just take your stupid ball.
00:45:41	(LAUGHING)
00:45:42	Yeah!
00:45:48	Oh!
00:45:50	Medic!
00:45:53	Hold me, I'm so cold.
00:45:56	Come on.
00:45:59	(RATTLING)
00:46:08	(HEAVING)
00:46:10	LEFTY: Ow!
00:46:11	(LAUGHING)
00:46:15	- Thanks for helping me back there.
00:46:18	You were really starting
00:46:20	That Tubby Tyler
00:46:22	out of his teeth for a week.
00:46:24	(LAUGHING)
00:46:27	- Whoa, you can really throw.
00:46:31	My daddy taught me to pitch
00:46:34	- Really?
00:46:37	- Hey, Mom, this is Yankee.
00:46:40	- Hello.
00:46:45	Holy mackerel.
00:46:46	(WHISTLING)
00:46:47	My heavens!
00:46:49	This is my dad right here.
00:46:51	He's a pitcher for the Cincinnati Tigers.
00:46:54	Your dad is Lonnie Brewster?
00:46:56	Lonnie "The Rooster" Brewster?
00:46:59	- The king of the curve ball?
00:47:02	(EXCLAIMS )
00:47:03	He can pitch to me anytime.
00:47:04	- I think I'm gonna pitch my lunch.
00:47:08	No-hitter in Cleveland.
00:47:10	That was the ten-inning game
00:47:13	- Grand slam in Milwaukee.
00:47:16	That was the game were my dad made
00:47:17	- two triple plays.
00:47:21	- Your dad's incredible.
00:47:24	- He's my hero.
00:47:28	Really?
00:47:30	Do you ever dream of playing
00:47:33	Oh, yeah, all the time.
00:47:36	But I'm kind of in a slump right now.
00:47:42	Yankee, did you run away from home?
00:47:44	I'm not running away. I'm on a mission.
00:47:48	This is Babe Ruth's bat.
00:47:51	That's not Darlin', is it?
00:47:53	Yeah. I have to get her to Babe,
00:47:57	Hey, maybe my dad can help.
00:48:02	(KNOCKING)
00:48:06	- Hello. May I help you?
00:48:10	I've been worried sick about my son.
00:48:13	You know,
00:48:18	Just give this to my dad.
00:48:21	- Thanks.
00:48:24	Dad?
00:48:26	(GASPING)
00:48:27	Come on, son. Time to go.
00:48:30	- He's not my dad!
00:48:32	- Out of my way.
00:48:33	(SNICKERING)
00:48:35	(GRUNTING)
00:48:37	- Are you okay?
00:48:39	You stop it right there, Mister.
00:48:43	Whoa !
00:48:45	Whoa !
00:48:48	ROSETTA: Just you wait
00:48:51	(EXCLAIMING)
00:48:58	(GROANS )
00:49:08	(HEAVING)
00:49:09	Oh!
00:49:10	MARTl: Run, Yankee!
00:49:13	(GROWLING)
00:49:16	Run, Yankee. Run!
00:49:21	Give me the bat. Give me the bat.
00:49:23	(SCREAMING)
00:49:24	Give me that bat.
00:49:27	(EXCLAIMS )
00:49:30	(HEAVING)
00:49:31	Okay, kid, you've had your fun.
00:49:33	- Now give me the bat back.
00:49:35	I'm taking her to Chicago,
00:49:38	- You tell him, Yank.
00:49:41	My dad's gonna get his job back.
00:49:43	Yeah, well, I want my job back.
00:49:46	I'm a pitcher. I pitch.
00:49:50	(EXCLAIMS )
00:49:51	Oh, oh, my nose...
00:49:53	(HEAVING)
00:49:56	Oh!
00:49:57	Take that, you bum.
00:49:59	(CHUCKLING)
00:50:01	- You okay?
00:50:05	Marti, I just want to say...
00:00:01	- I want the bat.
00:00:03	- let's get out of here.
00:00:05	- Go find my dad.
00:00:08	- See you later, Yankee.
00:00:11	Thanks, Marti!
00:00:12	Gimme the bat.
00:00:13	(GROANING)
00:01:43	(THUNDER RUMBLING)
00:01:54	Why can't you stay
00:01:56	Because if I stay on that side,
00:01:59	- and I don't wanna get all swollen.
00:02:01	- You are getting swollen.
00:02:04	In your big fat bat head.
00:02:07	Oh, you are gonna get it.
00:02:10	SCREWIE: Oh, is that a threat?
00:02:13	DARLIN': My best swing,
00:02:16	Will you two just knock it off!
00:02:20	(SNIFFLING)
00:02:21	- Well, what's wrong with him?
00:02:24	He's a ten-year-old kid,
00:02:27	with a selfish bat
00:02:29	- I do not treat him like a pack mule.
00:02:32	Ever thank him for saving you from Lefty,
00:02:34	or carting you all the way back
00:02:37	I...
00:02:38	(SOBBING)
00:02:46	Yankee, it occurs to me
00:02:49	from saving me from that ruffian,
00:02:52	and carrying me all this way.
00:02:55	- That's okay.
00:02:58	My mama would just be mortified
00:03:02	and I just want to tell you how much
00:03:06	(SNIFFING)
00:03:07	Yankee, is there something else
00:03:12	- I miss my mom and dad.
00:03:15	Sometimes, Babe misses his family
00:03:19	Why?
00:03:20	He's surrounded by reporters
00:03:24	That's true, but they're not there
00:03:27	They just hang around 'cause he's famous.
00:03:31	You know something?
00:03:34	- Oh, please.
00:03:37	Oh, yes. You know, I believe
00:03:41	Thanks, Darlin'.
00:03:42	No, no. Thank you, Yankee.
00:03:46	Oh, brother.
00:03:52	CROSS: Here's the windup, and the pitch.
00:03:55	(GLASS SHATTERING)
00:03:56	It's a home run! The crowd goes wild!
00:04:01	They're going nuts in Chicago!
00:04:03	(IMITATING ECHO) I'd like to thank
00:04:07	But especially myself!
00:04:09	(PHONE RINGING)
00:04:11	- What?
00:04:15	- It's Lefty.
00:04:18	The Series is virtually in the bag.
00:04:21	- Where are you?
00:04:23	I'm on the phone in Toledo, Ohio.
00:04:27	I... I just needed to change trains.
00:04:31	Do you have the at-bay with you?
00:04:33	The bat is...
00:04:37	If the bat's on its way,
00:04:39	I'm feeling like you're not being
00:04:43	You don't have the bat, do you?
00:04:44	- I'm... I...
00:04:46	There's one game left in this Series
00:04:48	If I don't have that bat in my paws
00:04:53	you don't have a job, Lefty All right?
00:04:56	You know what I think?
00:04:57	- I think there's trouble with this line, boss.
00:05:00	- I think the phone isn't working!
00:05:02	- Can you hear me, boss?
00:05:03	- Hello! Hello!
00:05:05	(CLANGING)
00:05:07	- What a jerk!
00:05:09	- I said the phone doesn't work.
00:05:12	- Work!
00:05:13	- Doesn't work!
00:05:15	- Work! Work! Work!
00:05:18	(SCREAMING)
00:05:19	CROSS: Fine
00:05:49	Would you autograph
00:05:51	Sure thing, miss.
00:05:53	Hey!
00:05:54	(CHEERING)
00:05:55	Hey, now. Hey. Hello. Oh, hi!
00:06:00	- Hello, thank you so much.
00:06:05	Oh, but they should be.
00:06:07	Gee, Mr. Brewster,
00:06:10	- Sure. Sure, kids.
00:06:11	- Yes!
00:06:13	You keep on rooting for us, all right?
00:06:14	- Thank you, Mr. Brewster.
00:06:15	- See you soon...
00:06:22	Cap, let's go.
00:06:23	(CHUCKLING)
00:06:25	All right, Hank. All right.
00:06:27	Yankee fan, huh?
00:06:30	Your boys gonna be able
00:06:33	- What do you mean?
00:06:36	- Got beat bad.
00:06:38	- Lost again?
00:06:41	Only one game left.
00:06:44	(ENGINE STARTING)
00:06:45	(CHEERING)
00:06:49	All right, Willie.
00:06:51	- Watch your head, son.
00:06:53	I could have caught that
00:06:56	(LAUGHING)
00:07:03	What are they doing?
00:07:05	Oh, my gosh! They're mimes.
00:07:09	Never seen anyone
00:07:11	Keeps us on top of our game.
00:07:14	Hey, everybody. This is Yankee Irving
00:07:19	How're you doing, Yankee?
00:07:21	- Hey, Willie, are we still playing?
00:07:24	- You think you can handle it?
00:07:28	MAN: Get on up there, hip-pockets.
00:07:31	- Batter up.
00:07:33	(LAUGHING)
00:07:35	Hey, just a minute, y'all.
00:07:37	Look here, son,
00:07:41	Yeah, you look good.
00:07:44	Half of hittin' is balance.
00:07:46	You get your feet set right and
00:07:49	(RAPMUSIC PLA YING ON RADIO)
00:07:54	Keep your knees bent
00:07:57	and your head down.
00:08:00	(EXCLAIMING)
00:08:04	I'm not sure I can take much more of this.
00:08:06	- Hey, hey.
00:08:09	What happened to the invisible ball?
00:08:12	(EXCLAIMING)
00:08:14	Oh, relax, you knuckle ball.
00:08:16	How can something so round
00:08:21	- Whoa !
00:08:26	(CHUCKLING)
00:08:27	Now you're getting it.
00:08:34	Whoa !
00:08:35	I'm afraid of heights!
00:08:37	I got it, I got it, I got it.
00:08:41	That was kind of fun,
00:08:45	What am I saying? That was fun.
00:08:49	Whoa ! Come on.
00:08:50	(WHOOPING)
00:08:57	Come on, put some pepper on me.
00:08:59	(EXCLAIMING)
00:09:00	I want more. Give me more!
00:09:04	(CHUCKLING)
00:09:05	He looks like a pro.
00:09:08	- Look at you. You've got great form.
00:09:11	Look at me, Yank.
00:09:13	(WHOOPING)
00:09:14	Coming through. Look at this.
00:09:16	Yippety-do! Come on, come on, come on.
00:09:18	Okay, now you go ahead,
00:09:21	Here comes the gas.
00:09:22	This is easy. I can do this.
00:09:25	- That's the way you swing it!
00:09:29	- Did you see me? I did it!
00:09:33	MAN: Oh, this boy means business.
00:09:34	DARLIN': This is a little tiny Babe
00:09:44	(SNORING)
00:10:15	Wow.
00:10:30	Look, son.
00:10:33	You're gonna be okay here.
00:10:34	I want you to go inside
00:10:37	I will, Mr. Brewster.
00:10:38	- And thanks for everything.
00:10:41	- MAN: Bye-bye now, Yankee.
00:10:43	MAN 2: I'll be seeing you, hip-pockets.
00:10:46	YANKEE: Good luck.
00:10:49	Oh! Ah!
00:10:54	YANKEE: Wow.
00:10:58	Poor Babe.
00:11:02	(DINGING)
00:11:04	MAN 1: Hey, Babe! Hey, Babe!
00:11:06	(BABE SINGING)
00:11:09	Hey, how are you folks? Good to see you.
00:11:12	Babe Ruth.
00:11:14	That's Babe!
00:11:17	Get him to sign me.
00:11:20	BABE: Hey, good to see you.
00:11:26	(CHUCKLING)
00:11:28	REPORTER: Hey, Babe. When are
00:11:30	Hey, baseball is full of surprises.
00:11:34	PHOTOGRAPHER: Hey, Babe,
00:11:37	I believe the ragamuffin convention
00:11:42	But I need to see Babe.
00:11:44	As do several hundred other baseball fans.
00:11:51	- MAN: I thought you said this is...
00:11:53	(CHATTERING)
00:11:56	(LAUGHING)
00:11:59	(CHUCKLING) Hey, Lou.
00:12:07	- You little ruffian!
00:12:09	- No, no. Let me go. I just got to see Babe.
00:12:13	Hey, Mr. D. Bring that kid back over here.
00:12:16	Hey, kid, you hungry?
00:12:17	(LAUGHING)
00:12:20	(GRUNTS )
00:12:22	But Mr. Ruth, this hotel is for guests only.
00:12:26	Yeah, well, he's my guest.
00:12:28	- Yes, sir, but...
00:12:31	- Bring me one, too.
00:12:32	Hey, oy. Yankee! She, she...
00:12:36	But she... Darlin'!
00:12:38	Hey, Yankee... Hang on, Darlin'!
00:12:41	This looks like a job for Superball!
00:12:46	- So, what's your name, kid?
00:12:50	Hey, you got spunk, you know that?
00:12:52	He reminds me of me back in the day.
00:12:56	Babe, I need to talk to you about Darlin'.
00:13:01	Well, they don't get it right in the papers.
00:13:03	Darlin' and I, we...
00:13:06	You know, kid,
00:13:08	but it was almost like I could tell her
00:13:11	and she'd make it happen.
00:13:13	(CHUCKLING)
00:13:14	- Kind of crazy, right?
00:13:18	You have Darlin'?
00:13:23	SCREWIE: Get your hands off her!
00:13:25	(EXCLAIMING)
00:13:28	Ow!
00:13:30	The dumber they are, the harder they fall.
00:13:33	I was once the prettiest pine in the forest.
00:13:36	Babe always used to say,
00:13:40	Beautiful story, princess.
00:13:43	(GROANING)
00:13:45	You roll, I'll steer.
00:13:48	(HEAVING)
00:13:51	Huh?
00:13:53	Hey, what is this? Some kind of joke?
00:13:58	And unless you have a pound of roast beef,
00:14:01	Babe, I just had her.
00:14:06	Lefty Maginnis stole her.
00:14:08	I brought her all the way back here
00:14:11	I got to find her.
00:14:14	SCREWIE: Just roll... Just...
00:14:15	(GASPING)
00:14:17	- Yank.
00:14:19	- Hurry, Yank.
00:14:22	Hello.
00:14:23	(DARLIN' SCREAMING)
00:14:24	DARLIN': Help! Help!
00:14:27	Help!
00:14:32	(TIRES SCREECHING)
00:14:36	(LAUGHING)
00:14:37	(GASPING)
00:14:38	(HEAVING)
00:14:40	- DARLIN': Help! Help!
00:14:50	(CHEERING)
00:14:55	So tragic.
00:14:59	the amazing Babe Ruth's last turn at plate
00:15:05	Will he go down in three pitches,
00:15:07	- Yank, don't listen to him.
00:15:12	He doesn't need a magic bat.
00:15:14	Really? And yet you tried so hard
00:15:18	What do you say we listen to the radio
00:15:21	ANNOUNCER: And it looks like the Cubs
00:15:25	The Yankees trail the Cubs
00:15:27	- Come on, Babe.
00:15:29	Come on.
00:15:30	Here's the pitch Swing, and strike three
00:15:35	That's going to send Babe
00:15:37	Oh, my Babe.
00:15:38	Which now looks more like
00:15:42	and with only two outs to go,
00:15:44	Well, I believe that's gonna do it
00:15:48	(LAUGHING)
00:15:53	Oh... I suppose
00:15:57	I hope you get splinters everywhere.
00:16:00	Of course there's always next year.
00:16:03	Maybe I'll take her
00:16:04	There're some beavers there
00:16:08	Give it a little nibble.
00:16:09	(IMITATING NIBBLING)
00:16:12	I suppose I should be heading down to the
00:16:16	You just stay put, little Yankee.
00:16:18	I'm sure your parents have given up
00:16:21	The orphanage should be here any minute
00:16:24	Just walk in saying,
00:16:25	"I'm the boy who lost Babe Ruth's bat
00:16:29	"How're you folks doing?"
00:16:35	Sleep on that, Yankee.
00:16:37	(LAUGHING)
00:16:39	(COUGHING)
00:16:42	So what's the plan, Yank?
00:16:44	- There is no plan, Screwie.
00:16:47	- Great. What do we do first?
00:16:50	There is nothing we can do.
00:16:54	Babe struck out. We failed.
00:16:56	You were right, Screwie. I'm just a kid.
00:17:01	I should have just quit.
00:17:03	That's it? You're laying down your bat?
00:17:06	You know, when I landed in that sandlot,
00:17:08	I thought, "That's it.
00:17:12	But then you came along.
00:17:14	And there was all this...
00:17:16	and the thing with the apples
00:17:21	You made a believer out of me.
00:17:23	I wasn't right, kid. Not at all.
00:17:26	So what, the Yankees lose a game?
00:17:30	So Babe can set his millionth record?
00:17:33	Did Babe teach you how to throw?
00:17:38	Why did you do this, Yankee? Why?
00:17:42	- To help my dad.
00:17:47	Are you gonna keep swingin'?
00:17:54	I thought baseball
00:17:57	I'm not talking about baseball.
00:18:08	- Darlin', we gotta...
00:18:12	Yankee, I would be honored to help save
00:18:17	And here I thought you were
00:18:20	- All right...
00:18:22	that under that tough leather shell
00:18:25	- Enough already.
00:18:28	Unless, of course,
00:18:32	You did good, baseball.
00:18:35	Thanks, bat.
00:18:37	- So how're we getting out of here?
00:18:43	- It doesn't open.
00:18:48	Smasharoonie.
00:18:53	Screwie, are you sure?
00:18:54	Look at me.
00:18:57	Now, let's smash some glass!
00:19:02	(YELLING)
00:19:06	Okay, I think
00:19:09	Try again.
00:19:10	(CHUCKLING)
00:19:14	(GRUNTING)
00:19:16	Play ball!
00:19:17	(GLASS SHATTERING)
00:19:22	Screwie, where are you?
00:19:24	(GROANING)
00:19:27	Don't worry about me. Get to the Babe.
00:19:30	Hey, a foul ball.
00:19:32	I just can't shake that, can I?
00:19:34	Whoa !
00:19:38	Whoa !
00:19:41	(EXCLAIMING)
00:19:47	(EXCLAIMING)
00:19:50	(YELLING)
00:19:58	(GRUNTING)
00:20:00	You see, baseball is about teamwork,
00:20:04	What the?
00:20:05	MAN: Hey, kid!
00:20:06	MAN 3: Don't go down there.
00:20:07	Lou, that kid, I... I know that kid.
00:20:09	You remember that kid. That's the...
00:20:11	ANNOUNCER: Wait a minute
00:20:12	There seems to be some sort of
00:20:15	The ushers are chasing someone
00:20:16	I can't quite see who it is
00:20:18	Well, the ushers appear to be chasing
00:20:24	He looks to be about 10 years old
00:20:27	(SIREN WAILING)
00:20:28	And let me tell you, folks,
00:20:29	he's really giving the Cubs personnel
00:20:32	(CROWD GASPING)
00:20:34	(GROANING)
00:20:36	GUARD: Hey, kid!
00:20:37	(PANTING)
00:20:39	Strike three! What the hey?
00:20:42	- Move! Move!
00:20:44	Aren't you playing, huh, Yank?
00:20:45	Hey, kid. What are you doing here?
00:20:47	Come here, get off the field!
00:20:50	- I just need to get this to Babe.
00:20:52	Hey, what're you trying to do?
00:20:54	(HEAVING)
00:20:56	Well, well, well. I'm...
00:21:00	- It's my Babe.
00:21:03	- Just like I told you.
00:21:07	I demand you call this game immediately,
00:21:12	Yeah, not so fast, short stuff.
00:21:16	Is that your bat? I didn't...
00:21:17	- Tell him, Babe. You tell him.
00:21:19	That's the most absurd thing
00:21:21	Isn't that a penalty? Shouldn't they forfeit?
00:21:24	Yankees, you got two minutes
00:21:27	or you'll forfeit the game.
00:21:28	All right, right.
00:21:31	- MAN: It's not okay. We're in bad shape.
00:21:34	Do you notice where you're standing, boy?
00:21:37	Home plate in the middle
00:21:41	Now how does that feel, slugger?
00:21:44	You're looking good, Yankee.
00:21:46	- Don't you think so, Babe? Babe? Babe!
00:21:49	- Big man, look over here!
00:21:50	- What are you doing?
00:21:53	Yeah, look at this team.
00:21:57	Who can we put at the plate
00:22:00	Keep this team from
00:22:03	DARLIN': Look at the boy
00:22:05	Ain't he something? Listen.
00:22:07	Hey! You hear me talking to you?
00:22:10	- Huh?
00:22:13	Babe, look at us.
00:22:16	(CHUCKLING)
00:22:17	I know who's gonna bat. Him.
00:22:20	Babe, forget it. This isn't Little League.
00:22:23	He's just a kid.
00:22:25	This kid brought Darlin' from New York
00:22:28	If he can do that, he can do anything.
00:22:31	Come on, guys. This is baseball.
00:22:35	What do you say?
00:22:37	Hmm.
00:22:39	All right, Yankees. Time's up.
00:22:42	- Him. There's our hitter.
00:22:44	- What?
00:22:46	(STAMMERING) I... I don't know about this.
00:22:48	You are about to bat in the World Series!
00:22:52	(LAUGHING)
00:22:55	I guess you guys really are desperate.
00:22:58	(LAUGHING)
00:23:01	(WHEEZING)
00:23:04	I know, I have no strike zone,
00:23:08	Of course you swing.
00:23:12	But, Babe,
00:23:15	Yeah, well...
00:23:16	(CHUCKLING)
00:23:17	I don't want her to hear this,
00:23:21	it's the batter.
00:23:24	Now go get them, kid.
00:23:27	So what's happening? What did I miss?
00:23:28	- Yankee's gonna pinch hit.
00:23:32	I mean, what a great idea ! Wow!
00:23:35	Who came up with that one?
00:23:38	- Screwie!
00:23:41	and I'll be right here the whole time
00:23:43	Batter up!
00:23:45	SCREWIE: Whoa ! Scratch that.
00:23:48	(LAUGHING)
00:23:51	I thought it was supposed to be Babe,
00:23:54	ANNOUNCER: Well, sports fans,
00:23:56	a 10-year-old boy in as the pinch hitter
00:23:59	- A boy? What, are they kidding?
00:24:01	for the young rookie
00:24:02	- It's Yankee Irving
00:24:05	Now batting for the New York Yankees,
00:24:10	- That's my boy!
00:24:13	MAN: They're putting him in the game.
00:24:19	Okay, Lefty, all you have to do
00:24:23	Just finish it!
00:24:24	Okay, kid, you're about to lose
00:24:32	Settle in, Yank. You can do this!
00:24:38	Don't just stand there, you gotta swing.
00:24:41	Strike one!
00:24:43	Okay, now you know
00:24:46	He can do it.
00:24:48	(GASPING)
00:24:55	Watch me, now, watch me!
00:24:58	- Strike two!
00:25:01	Come on now, sugar.
00:25:04	DAD: Yank!
00:25:05	MOM: Yankee, we're here!
00:25:07	- Yank!
00:25:09	Mom? Dad?
00:25:10	- Just swing!
00:25:17	(CHUCKLING)
00:25:22	BREWSTER: You get your feet set right,
00:25:26	MARTl: Keep your eye on the ball
00:25:29	JACK: If Babe can do it, so can you
00:25:34	- Oh, my.
00:25:38	(SNORTING)
00:25:41	(BLOWING NOSE)
00:25:46	(CHUCKLING)
00:25:48	I can't believe you just blew
00:25:54	Come on, Yankee.
00:26:01	Take your time. Focus!
00:26:03	(HEAVING)
00:26:08	(GRUNTS )
00:26:11	Uh-oh.
00:26:12	(WHOOPING)
00:26:13	I'm going! I'm going! I'm not going.
00:26:20	Run!
00:26:21	(CHEERING)
00:26:22	ANNOUNCER: And he hit it!
00:26:24	Go, go, go, go, go.
00:26:26	It's a short blooper
00:26:28	I said I got it.
00:26:31	It sails right past Taylor,
00:26:35	Go for second! Go for second!
00:26:38	ANNOUNCER: Irving rounds first base
00:26:41	Slide, Yankee!
00:26:43	Irving is rounding second
00:26:45	but I don't think he's gonna make it, folks
00:26:48	- DAD: Go, Yankee, go!
00:26:50	Move it! Move it!
00:26:53	Lefty Maginnis is covering Holy cow!
00:26:57	- Irving just
00:27:00	- Come on, Yankee!
00:27:02	Oh, this is gonna be close, folks
00:27:04	Hedley has come up with the ball
00:27:07	- The fun's over, you little runt!
00:27:10	- The boy is not slowing down!
00:27:13	SCREWIE: Slide!
00:27:15	(GRUNTS )
00:27:17	Or not slide!
00:27:22	(YELLING)
00:27:26	Safe!
00:27:27	(CHEERING)
00:27:28	- Way to go!
00:27:30	How about that kid, huh?
00:27:32	Oh, no! No!
00:27:35	That's a little Tiger if I ever seen one.
00:27:36	He did it! That's my Yankee!
00:27:39	ALL: Yankee! Yankee! Yankee!
00:27:43	Hey, Yank! We're coming down!
00:27:45	That's my friend!
00:27:46	Ow! Ow!
00:27:48	Oh, that's me.
00:27:54	- We did it, Darlin'.
00:27:57	Like Babe said,
00:27:59	"It's not the bat, it's the batter."
00:28:03	Listen to them, kid! They love you!
00:28:06	They're cheering for you, too, Screwie!
00:28:08	Can you believe it? I'm a home run ball!
00:28:12	Yahoo!
00:28:15	You always were.
00:28:19	BABE: Way to go, kid.
00:28:25	Thanks, Babe.
00:28:29	MOM: Yankee.
00:28:31	- Yankee.
00:28:34	Mom ! Dad!
00:28:36	- I did it, Dad. I did it.
00:28:41	- You just kept swinging.
00:28:46	SCREWIE: Yankee's home run sparked
00:28:50	Babe himself drove in four
00:28:53	And when the Cubs came to bat,
00:28:55	they went down, one, two, three
00:29:00	The Yankees won the World Series
00:29:02	And it just goes to show you,
00:29:04	you can be the smallest,
00:29:07	you can be the worst player on the field,
00:29:09	but when people tell you you're no good,
00:29:13	you know what you do?
00:29:15	You just keep on swinging
00:29:22	- (CHUCKLING) Hello!
00:29:37	(WHOOPING)
00:29:38	Yeah!
00:29:39	(BARKING)
00:29:40	Uh-oh.
00:29:44	(YELLING)
00:29:47	(LAUGHING)
00:29:56	All right, all right. That's enough.
00:29:57	All right, Yankee.
00:30:01	(WHOOPS )

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