Evil Aliens
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The earth really did move then! |
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- You felt that too? |
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There must have been something... |
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- My brothers says this place is cursed. |
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If they catch me stoned, and screwing |
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Did you hear something? |
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- Oh, shit, it could be them. |
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- I'd better go. |
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Oh look, I'd better go. |
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- Come back baby. Don't bail on me. |
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Cripe! |
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Very funny, Cat. |
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Come on, baby. |
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Let's have some more fun. |
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Oh, bollocks..! |
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What sort of fucked up |
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Is this your famous brothers idea of a joke, Cat? |
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It ain't funny at all. |
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Oh no, mate. |
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You don't have to do that, honestly. |
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God, God, can we talk about it? |
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Honestly... God... |
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Away with it! |
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Please, wait...wait! |
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Until the government admits |
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we'll keep crusading to uncover |
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So keep an open mind |
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and your cameras ever handy. |
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- What the fuck is that?! |
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Where's my camera? |
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No, no, yeah, we saw it, we saw it... |
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It was coming down from the sky. |
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Well, there's some pretty compelling evidence, |
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For Weird Worlde. |
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Good night, stay strange and... |
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...keep watching the skies. |
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- What is it, Howard? |
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Did our audience suddenly |
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- We do all right.. |
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What are you, high on life? |
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I mean the Mormon Shopping Channel |
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Listen, Michelle, either you |
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- or I replace you with someone who can. |
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and hey, I didn't say I didn't have any ideas! |
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...right...ahem...no...no... |
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OK, how about this? I've got a very strong |
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Abduction is hardly original, is it? |
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Picture a backwater Welsh farmer's daughter. |
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She's young, she's sexy. |
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She's abducted and now |
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Here's the kicker though: She claimed that |
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- Look at the size of her stomach. |
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Please tell me it's E.T! |
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I like it! Contact her, tell her you'll |
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That camera-man you like so much... |
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We're late. |
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- ...what's his name? |
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Right! Let's shoot this fucker. |
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Yeah, he's cheap. |
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- Does he come with crew? |
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Marking. Scene 666. Take 1. |
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- Action! |
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Fuck! |
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Sounds perfect, that's your crew covered. |
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Now, what have you got |
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There is this one guy, he keeps emailing the show |
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- I said "experts". |
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Head of B.U.R.C., don't ya know. |
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Plus, urban nerd like that... |
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Also, I want to see a reconstruction. |
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Get some actor who can play |
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My kingdom for a Babylonian whore, baby! |
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Get someone good. |
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Yeah, what about the girl? |
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Ah, let me guess? |
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Oh, yeah! |
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To Howard: "You bad bad boy!" |
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We use her because she's good. |
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Oh, and Foxy... |
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For Christ's sake, make it sexy! |
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Come on, inflato-boy. |
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Listen. |
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On location shoots that involve |
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Don't be so embarrassed. |
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Plenty of people suffer from 4 minute miles. |
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So why couldn't this fucking playstation |
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Well, he's doing some important research. |
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I don't know, the guy's a nut! |
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Oh, dear, what've we got ourselves into? |
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You all right there, Mr. Gorman? |
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- Michelle Fox! |
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Weird Worlde? |
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- It's a real privilege to meet you, Miss Fox. |
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Michelle... Wow! |
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- Oh, oh, I really love the show. |
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Now, you won't believe some of the |
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Did I ever tell you about the time that I nearly |
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- You see, I believe that LEY activity... |
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Tell us about about it later though, Gavin. |
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We've gotta get to the island |
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The tide? |
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Sacallum is a remote Welch island |
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It's only accessible during low tide when |
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along this tidal cause-way |
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We'll be lucky to have a spine left after this. |
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Geographically, the spine is amazing. |
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Really! |
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The island's owned by the Williams family. |
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It's been farmed since ancient times. |
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No shops, no neighbors, no pubs. |
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And one of the most amazing stone-circles |
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Oh, it's going to be absolutely fascinating! |
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Absolutely shit! I think. |
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No pubs! |
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Oh, man! |
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TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT |
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It's so dodging cold! |
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They do know we're coming, right? |
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Maybe they've all been abducted? |
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Hello? |
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Anyone? |
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Welcome... to fuckin' Wales. |
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I can't find the fucking light switch. |
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Hello? |
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Anybody home? |
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Just the wind, sugar. |
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Aw, shit! |
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Nice... |
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Jesus Christ! |
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Fucking shit. |
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Fabulous!... Dinner! |
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Goldilocks, we're home! |
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- Yeah, where's the three fuckin' bears, aye? |
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Shoot that for me. |
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What's with those gas masks? |
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The military must have got here first. |
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Does anybody speak Welsh? |
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- Excuse me. Ah, sirs, does anyone here speak english? |
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Does anyone here know Cat Williams? |
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- Jesus Christ! Show him some fucking thing! |
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For fucks sake, stop! |
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I must apologize about my brothers. |
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English! |
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And they're not used to strangers. |
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What's with the suits? |
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We may be cut off here, but |
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We have a very progressive power-supply. |
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What?! |
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We collect the waste product from the livestock |
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The hydrogen-sulphide it produces, |
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It needs a bit of maintenance, so... |
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Fart-gas for power. |
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- Can you give us the location fees you promised? |
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I'm sorry, I was asleep when you arrived. |
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Local recipe. |
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Right! |
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We've got a very busy day's filming, tomorrow. |
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How long's it take to get to the Devil's Teeth? |
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I'm afraid my brother's don't really |
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- I hope they're not gonna be any trouble. |
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Oh, a fellow "Hitchhikers Guide" fan, I see? |
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Yeah... |
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What did your brothers say, back then? |
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That they've seen bad omens in the sky. |
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That no proper christian should |
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It's a cursed place. |
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Oh, oh, there's an intriguing |
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They're reputably the upper gates of hell. |
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Should the Devil ever manage |
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the stones themselves would |
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Man is still infinitely small in all these... |
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Please, show me something. |
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One UFO, or a glimpse of an EBE. |
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Oh shit, I've overslept! |
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Huh? What the fuck..? |
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The name's Gorman. |
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The only way that we can save |
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The dream... must get back to my dream... |
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- Mr Gorman, please, wake up, please! |
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You've got to believe me, I've just seen |
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UFO! |
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How's that for a fucking guy shot!? |
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- Woof, woof, Pussy. |
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Oh, yeah! |
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Ride Ricky's long legs! |
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Jesus Christ!... Gavin, Candy?! |
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Dreadfully sorry to interrupt, |
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Candy... UFO... saw... grab your camera! |
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Perhaps we should phone SETI? |
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I don't suppose you happened to |
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Setee? |
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No, no, no. |
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Def lad, I don't think little miss tits'n ass |
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She probably dreamt it. |
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Page one of the actors handbook: |
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- No offense. |
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Who or what would do that? |
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- Maybe it's the visitors way of communicating? |
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Now that's fucked up! |
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Fuckin hell, that's fucking disgusting! |
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- My God, we can't leave it like that. |
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Come on guys, it'll be a mercy killing. |
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You know, those farmers |
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Oh! |
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Thank you... |
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I knew you'd reveal something to me. |
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As the head of British UFO Research Commitee... |
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...it is with great honor that I hereby |
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Um... Why not?... |
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May you live long, and prosper. |
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Wow, this is amazing, isn't it? |
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Yeah, there's no doubt about aliens now. |
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First time for everything. |
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Get your camera, Ricky, my lad. |
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- This is proof. |
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What do you mean, Gorman? |
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No, it's a lie! |
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And don't tell me you don't know how to. |
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- But we don't know how! |
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Doug & Dave art terrorism bit and how to make |
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Yes, it's my dream to find real |
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You don't know how important that is to me. |
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There's a lot of people out there |
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to this world than their |
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You should be ashamed of yourselves. |
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- You have a responsibility to the public. |
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Try to understand my position. |
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I've never seen a ghost, goblin, |
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I'm sorry, but for me, this is just a living. |
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If I don't get a hot story this week, |
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- Do you want that? |
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Yeah, well the truth ain't out there. |
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It's good job the aliens weren't real, |
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you greeted to them with a line from |
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As head of B.U.R.C. I could not let you film |
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Well, we haven't yet. |
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Nobody fucks with a UFO enthusiast! |
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Oh, the bastard's ruined it! |
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Why bother filming it now, |
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Pick it up before the watershed, Ricky. |
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- Sorry for oversleeping. |
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Right! |
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I'm sure we all want to get off this picture |
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so let's keep this tight, people. |
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Actors, you wanna get suited, and |
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Ricky? Ricky! |
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I just wanna run over |
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That's odd... |
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It's the complete opposite of Avebury. |
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What's up? |
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- Ow! |
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You have some dodgy wiring |
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No, no, no, it's from the stones. |
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The stone circles are known to receive energy. |
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But this seems to be... emitting it. |
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Sometimes you get this sort of activity when |
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Oh, I'd love to get a look |
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I bet you would, you dirty bastard! |
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Nice one. |
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Bonza, let's shoot this fucker! |
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So, Miss Williams, tell me exactly what |
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Hello... |
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But you and your boyfriend smoked |
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Are you sure you weren't |
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Paranoid? |
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For fuck's sake, |
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I was forced to watch him being brutally |
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I reported it and wasn't |
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I thought you'd understand... |
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Well, the police still have him |
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and the body's never been found, has it? |
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You think I killed him?! |
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I'm just trying to understand |
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Yeah... |
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I'm painfully aware of how |
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And the only reason I'm telling it to you, |
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is to get money for an abortion |
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or termination of whatever |
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Believe me, this isn't a pathetic cry for |
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Which no doubt is something |
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So here's the deal... |
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You wanna talk about alien-rapists. |
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But making me look like some stupid back wood's slut |
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with a drug problem just isn't gonna happen! |
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Actually, I was gonna make you a |
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Jesus! |
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Still, that was great! |
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Howard's gonna love it. |
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- Did you hear that? |
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- Oh no, come on, finish me off! |
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So you run off over there... |
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No....don't....don't....no...not me...no! |
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OK, everyone, that's a wrap. |
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Shame nothing real happened. |
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- Fuckin' woman drivers, aye? |
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Fuck you two. |
00:30:07 |
I doubt the AA cover Hell island. |
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OK, try it again. |
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I can't understand it. |
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Come on, baby. |
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Why you so blue? |
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What the fucking hell's the matter |
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Yeah, something spooked 'em good. |
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Let's go and have a look. |
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Fuck that! |
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Pussy. |
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OK, try it again. |
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You still not feeling well, love? |
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Well, don't worry. |
00:31:05 |
The doctor is in. |
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Give it another go! |
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Shit! |
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Fucking shit all over... |
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Cattle mutilation is a common |
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Flattening crops is one thing, but mutilating |
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...that's just sick! |
00:32:00 |
That's ridiculous! |
00:32:04 |
Well, whatever done it, done it recently. |
00:32:13 |
Did you see something? |
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Oh, for God's sake! |
00:32:25 |
What did you see? |
00:32:27 |
- Was it reptilian or gray? |
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Candy! Go, go, go! |
00:32:45 |
Start the engine! Come on! |
00:32:52 |
Start...work...! |
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Fucking hell! |
00:33:06 |
Start the engine! |
00:33:19 |
Come on, Michelle, this isn't covered by our insurance! |
00:33:22 |
We're supposed to be responsible |
00:33:26 |
Well, I vote we get off this island now! |
00:33:28 |
I'm a character actor, not a fucking hero! |
00:33:32 |
I can't believe you people! |
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This could be the most significant |
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perhaps all history! |
00:33:39 |
He's right. This is what we're here for. |
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Yeah, our status from living to dead! |
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Show him the footage. |
00:34:02 |
Did you see something? |
00:34:07 |
Was it reptilian or... |
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Well, they took that well... |
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This is actually worth that tempo night. |
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I'm so going to speak to |
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Yeah, but if they can't get you a better |
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Hey, monkey-boy. |
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This could be the chance |
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We've gotta go back out there. |
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Newsflash! We can get some |
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Not the usual fuzzy out-of-focus amateur shit. |
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Have you any idea how much the |
00:35:41 |
That's a lot of bananas! |
00:35:46 |
Nice weapon. |
00:36:03 |
Fuck! |
00:36:10 |
Question: Where in Hades do the love |
00:36:18 |
What? Deserting us here? |
00:36:23 |
- Come on bitch, what you talking about? |
00:36:29 |
At least we'll be safe here darling. |
00:36:32 |
Although, perhaps a sneaky little |
00:36:43 |
- What the hell is this?! |
00:36:47 |
Too much for gay city slickers? |
00:36:53 |
Yes...well... at least I'll never get pregnant! |
00:36:57 |
Loser! |
00:37:04 |
Oh, come on, Ricky. |
00:37:07 |
Fuckin' hell..! |
00:37:16 |
The air taste like shit in here! |
00:37:19 |
Yeah, it's even worse |
00:37:29 |
I don't even wanna know |
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Three seater model. |
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Naught to light-speed in about 6.2 seconds. |
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All the latest in ah... |
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brain steering. |
00:37:47 |
Well, at least we know how many |
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Right! |
00:37:58 |
The mainland police say that they don't |
00:38:02 |
but he wished us a nice evening. |
00:38:05 |
Oh! I think that's kind of sweet. |
00:38:16 |
Did you see that? Her nose just lite |
00:38:19 |
Amazing! It's an implant! |
00:38:23 |
They're either got her on a |
00:38:27 |
...on some kind of remote control. |
00:38:43 |
- Do you think this is a good idea? |
00:39:05 |
Too much for gay city slickers, aye? |
00:39:08 |
Looks like the locals get smashed on it too. |
00:39:32 |
"It's show time, kids!" |
00:39:38 |
"You'll burn in hell." |
00:40:13 |
Come on, Cat. |
00:40:17 |
Time to get in the game. |
00:40:27 |
Got to sort my head out. |
00:44:02 |
This is Michelle Fox, reporting from |
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Wow! |
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Oh, man... |
00:44:11 |
This stuff really is amazing, isn't it?! |
00:44:15 |
Wow! |
00:44:20 |
Oh, shit! |
00:44:21 |
Oops. |
00:44:22 |
- What the fuck are you doin'?! |
00:44:28 |
Jesus fuckin' Christ, what the fuck is that?! |
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Just |
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keep |
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filming. |
00:44:39 |
That's a good boy! |
00:44:42 |
Come on. Sit, boy! |
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Little bastard! |
00:44:47 |
Jesus Christ! Help get it off! |
00:44:49 |
- Wait...I'm... |
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Nice doggie. |
00:44:54 |
Roll over! |
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Play....dead! |
00:45:04 |
Let's get away from here, |
00:45:09 |
Jesus, you fuckin' rocked back there, babe. |
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- Thanks |
00:45:14 |
I fuckin' hate pets! |
00:45:17 |
I think we should go outside and take a look. |
00:45:21 |
Yeah, great! Let's go out and duke it out |
00:45:25 |
Actually, they prefer to be called "visitors". |
00:45:27 |
Yeah, like you'd know, |
00:45:30 |
- Hey, don't pick on him just cos he's braver than you. |
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- Aah! |
00:45:38 |
Oh, my God, you guys have got to see this! |
00:45:51 |
This might not bode well for |
00:45:55 |
...they're real!! |
00:45:57 |
Aliens are real! |
00:46:00 |
Thank you! |
00:46:04 |
Yea, hallelujah! Don't say you never "told you so", Gorman. |
00:46:12 |
Excuse me! |
00:46:15 |
why do you think it's safe for us |
00:46:18 |
We saw their ship. It seats 3 and |
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- We're fine. |
00:46:27 |
Well, they were burning the other two |
00:47:02 |
Cat? |
00:47:36 |
- Sounds like trouble. |
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Great! |
00:48:00 |
Jesus. |
00:48:29 |
Oh, man, this is bad! |
00:48:33 |
Ditto, Sweeties. |
00:48:38 |
Those farmers looked pretty macho. |
00:48:44 |
Gorman! |
00:48:47 |
Hurts on the farmers! You said there |
00:48:51 |
Perhaps we was wrong about |
00:48:55 |
- Perhaps Fido had a bigger brother? |
00:48:59 |
Yeah, weird sort of killer pet... |
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Oh, I wish I could have seen that. |
00:49:05 |
Excuse me, Gorman. I think we've |
00:49:08 |
- We should get back to the mini-bus. |
00:49:11 |
For safety, arm up with |
00:49:17 |
Gorman, you're the alien expert. |
00:49:21 |
These are the first aliens I've ever met, |
00:49:25 |
- We should try and communicate with them. |
00:49:36 |
Here, why didn't I get a weapon? |
00:49:39 |
These are our weapons. |
00:49:46 |
I don't know what dream you're dreamin', |
00:49:52 |
OK, look... |
00:49:53 |
At most, there can only be |
00:49:57 |
Yeah? You better make that two. |
00:50:00 |
Jesus is missing. |
00:50:03 |
- Oh, well. Lucky I've got me boom pole, aye? You fuckin'... |
00:50:09 |
Guys! Keep it together. |
00:50:15 |
- Fuck! |
00:50:17 |
Sorry, loveys... |
00:50:21 |
I'm blind! |
00:50:29 |
Quick, get everyone back to the bus! |
00:50:40 |
For fucks sake, Gorman! |
00:51:02 |
Never thought I'd be pleased to see him! |
00:51:05 |
- Ahh, my fuckin' eyes! |
00:51:08 |
Get me out of here. |
00:51:09 |
Can you get my cane?! |
00:51:15 |
Get me out... |
00:51:17 |
- Oh, fuck! |
00:51:50 |
I thought I had a death scene there. |
00:52:18 |
- Oh, my God, we can't leave him like that. |
00:52:22 |
Well, someone's got to do something! |
00:52:31 |
Just think, this footage, it isn't |
00:52:36 |
it's gonna win us awards! |
00:52:38 |
Yeah, which our ghosts will collect |
00:52:43 |
Guys, come on, relax. |
00:52:52 |
- Oh, fuck! |
00:52:55 |
- One of them just got Foxy! |
00:53:00 |
- I've got to go and get her. |
00:53:03 |
Fuck, if they've got her, she's dead. |
00:53:06 |
You go off on your own, you're dead. |
00:53:10 |
The only chance we got of living |
00:53:15 |
You know I'm right! |
00:53:18 |
Are you OK? |
00:53:21 |
No. |
00:53:41 |
Thanks for fuckin' waiting, you wankers! |
00:53:48 |
Hey, where's Michelle? |
00:53:51 |
I guess they realised what a phony |
00:53:54 |
Fuck you, playstation! |
00:53:57 |
Does anyone wanna switch seats? |
00:54:16 |
Bet anyone 50 quid it won't start. |
00:54:57 |
I did that! |
00:55:06 |
Just to be sure. |
00:55:12 |
Whoopee-fuckin'-doo! |
00:55:14 |
We managed to kill one whole alien! |
00:55:17 |
Im-fuckin'-pressive! |
00:55:23 |
Where's Gavin gone? |
00:55:25 |
- He must be dead. We're all gonna die here! |
00:55:30 |
Foxy died for a stupid TV show. |
00:55:37 |
Oh, come on, guys! |
00:55:41 |
Surely things can't get any worse. |
00:55:44 |
What the fuck? |
00:55:48 |
- It's not an earthquake! |
00:55:55 |
- Oh! |
00:55:57 |
- What's happening? |
00:56:00 |
What?! |
00:56:32 |
It's beautiful! |
00:57:05 |
Hey, it's like a giant mobile phone on charge. |
00:57:18 |
Oh oh! This doesn't look good! |
00:57:29 |
Behind us! Behind us! |
00:58:32 |
Ow! Shit! |
00:58:45 |
Yow!.. |
00:58:46 |
Fuckin' hell! |
00:58:53 |
Wahoo! How's that?! |
00:58:55 |
- That's a six! How's that? |
00:59:04 |
Fuckin' hell. |
00:59:06 |
Aw, shit! |
00:59:08 |
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! |
00:59:10 |
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! |
00:59:11 |
Fuck! Fuck! |
00:59:12 |
Fuck! Fuck! |
00:59:15 |
- Oh, I should have fuckin' seen that one coming! |
00:59:24 |
Oh, fucking... |
00:59:26 |
Oh, we just have to wait for the tide |
00:59:30 |
Fuckin' cuntsy wag! I want out of this |
00:59:34 |
Oh, yeah, and how the fuck |
01:01:17 |
Please, be gentle with me! |
01:02:33 |
Don't...please... |
01:02:37 |
No....! |
01:02:41 |
Don't...please... |
01:03:01 |
Aww...! |
01:03:03 |
Shame I didn't have a camera. |
01:03:08 |
...to find out how you feel. |
01:03:19 |
Oh, God. |
01:03:28 |
Gavin! |
01:03:30 |
Oh! Oh, thank God! |
01:03:32 |
Please. Please. Help me! |
01:03:36 |
Oh, "Gavin", is it now? |
01:03:41 |
Don't you remember earlier? The way you |
01:03:46 |
Well, lookie what "miss crazy" just did to you! |
01:03:49 |
Please, Gavin. |
01:03:52 |
I know I was...out-of-order to everyone, |
01:03:56 |
Oh, jobs worth, are we? |
01:04:01 |
Poetic justice. |
01:04:05 |
Sorry, I'm gonna leave you here to rot. |
01:04:10 |
No... |
01:04:20 |
Just kidding! |
01:04:22 |
What? You didn't really think |
01:04:27 |
Oh, Gavin! |
01:04:36 |
Come on, man, you're breaking up the band! |
01:04:38 |
I'm sorry I'd rather die drowning than |
01:04:42 |
- Still, each to his own, aye? |
01:04:45 |
This place is gonna be swarming soon. |
01:04:47 |
We'd be better of barricading |
01:04:49 |
That's just "Day of the Dead" |
01:04:53 |
Oh, man, I told you Wales was shit! |
01:04:56 |
- You can barely see, mate! |
01:05:00 |
- Fighting those currents is suicide! |
01:05:05 |
- Bye! |
01:05:08 |
- Take one of these. |
01:05:10 |
Proof that you're not completely mad, if you make it. |
01:05:16 |
Look, man... |
01:05:18 |
- I'll buy you a pint on the other side, aye. |
01:05:22 |
It's been special. |
01:05:29 |
Right. Go on. |
01:06:27 |
Fuck! |
01:06:49 |
GOD HATES TREK |
01:06:53 |
Come on, England! |
01:07:02 |
We're lost. |
01:07:04 |
This whole ship looks exactly the same. |
01:07:13 |
- Oh, what in Roddenberry's name is that?! |
01:07:20 |
Well, this is the scout ship! |
01:07:25 |
Great! So what we gonna do, fly out? |
01:07:36 |
Not so hard! Gentle. |
01:07:39 |
She obviously responds to a bit of, |
01:07:55 |
Ho, ho, ho, it's working! |
01:08:10 |
Go up! |
01:08:11 |
Up |
01:08:13 |
Up! Up! |
01:08:16 |
Go up! |
01:08:24 |
Oh, this is just cracking! |
01:08:27 |
Gavin, I'd like to stay on earth. |
01:08:55 |
Die! |
01:09:01 |
Come on! |
01:09:03 |
I can't see a fuckin' thing! We're gonna have |
01:09:10 |
OK. |
01:09:12 |
Here, take this. |
01:09:17 |
Right! |
01:09:19 |
Get ready for this. |
01:10:47 |
- Shit, we're out of ammo! |
01:10:50 |
Go for the helmets. |
01:11:05 |
Wow! |
01:11:06 |
- What is that thing? |
01:11:09 |
What say we go harvest some aliens? |
01:11:15 |
How difficult can it be? |
01:11:24 |
Dials... |
01:11:28 |
Key...key... |
01:11:36 |
Ready to go. |
01:11:38 |
Ummm....right. |
01:11:56 |
Come on, you bastards! |
01:12:00 |
Suck on my fat combine! |
01:13:09 |
Huh? |
01:13:10 |
Ohh... |
01:13:12 |
Shit...! |
01:16:00 |
Oh, fuck it! |
01:16:16 |
Oh, my God. That was awesome. |
01:16:46 |
Oh, shit. Which way? |
01:17:50 |
Oh, sorry Ricky. |
01:18:02 |
I've got a really bad feeling about this. |
01:18:19 |
Whoops! |
01:18:29 |
Have you actually passed your test, Gorman? |
01:18:38 |
Where's Ricky? |
01:18:40 |
He never gives up his tapes. |
01:18:45 |
Did he have some sort of plan? |
01:19:06 |
That's done it! |
01:19:08 |
You wanna fuck with her, extra? |
01:19:38 |
Oh, shit. |
01:20:22 |
Fuck! |
01:20:49 |
Eat shit! |
01:21:23 |
What is the point in doing that? |
01:21:26 |
Well... |
01:23:14 |
Michelle, they're controlling you. |
01:23:17 |
You've got to fight it! |
01:23:25 |
Maybe not..! |
01:23:26 |
You wanker! |
01:25:08 |
It's incredible. |
01:26:20 |
Press space-bar to activate. |
01:26:47 |
You, and your alien mates, are fucked! |
01:28:13 |
No alien mother fucker gets |
01:28:19 |
Where's the..? |
01:28:22 |
Bollocks! |
01:30:44 |
Translation: AntiJw |