Evil Aliens

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00:01:12 The earth really did move then!
00:01:14 - You felt that too?
00:01:19 There must have been something...
00:01:22 - My brothers says this place is cursed.
00:01:26 If they catch me stoned, and screwing
00:01:34 Did you hear something?
00:01:37 - Oh, shit, it could be them.
00:01:41 - I'd better go.
00:01:41 Oh look, I'd better go.
00:01:45 - Come back baby. Don't bail on me.
00:01:52 Cripe!
00:02:08 Very funny, Cat.
00:02:14 Come on, baby.
00:02:17 Let's have some more fun.
00:02:36 Oh, bollocks..!
00:02:49 What sort of fucked up
00:02:57 Is this your famous brothers idea of a joke, Cat?
00:03:02 It ain't funny at all.
00:03:09 Oh no, mate.
00:03:13 You don't have to do that, honestly.
00:03:15 God, God, can we talk about it?
00:03:17 Honestly... God...
00:03:19 Away with it!
00:03:20 Please, wait...wait!
00:03:55 Until the government admits
00:03:57 we'll keep crusading to uncover
00:04:01 So keep an open mind
00:04:03 and your cameras ever handy.
00:04:09 - What the fuck is that?!
00:04:17 Where's my camera?
00:04:20 No, no, yeah, we saw it, we saw it...
00:04:25 It was coming down from the sky.
00:04:32 Well, there's some pretty compelling evidence,
00:04:38 For Weird Worlde.
00:04:42 Good night, stay strange and...
00:04:45 ...keep watching the skies.
00:04:49 - What is it, Howard?
00:04:52 Did our audience suddenly
00:04:56 - We do all right..
00:04:58 What are you, high on life?
00:05:00 I mean the Mormon Shopping Channel
00:05:03 Listen, Michelle, either you
00:05:05 - or I replace you with someone who can.
00:05:09 and hey, I didn't say I didn't have any ideas!
00:05:13 ...right...ahem...no...no...
00:05:16 OK, how about this? I've got a very strong
00:05:22 Abduction is hardly original, is it?
00:05:29 Picture a backwater Welsh farmer's daughter.
00:05:34 She's young, she's sexy.
00:05:37 She's abducted and now
00:05:41 Here's the kicker though: She claimed that
00:05:48 - Look at the size of her stomach.
00:05:51 Please tell me it's E.T!
00:05:55 I like it! Contact her, tell her you'll
00:06:01 That camera-man you like so much...
00:06:04 We're late.
00:06:05 - ...what's his name?
00:06:07 Right! Let's shoot this fucker.
00:06:10 Yeah, he's cheap.
00:06:11 - Does he come with crew?
00:06:15 Marking. Scene 666. Take 1.
00:06:22 - Action!
00:06:28 Fuck!
00:06:29 Sounds perfect, that's your crew covered.
00:06:33 Now, what have you got
00:06:40 There is this one guy, he keeps emailing the show
00:06:46 - I said "experts".
00:06:50 Head of B.U.R.C., don't ya know.
00:06:52 Plus, urban nerd like that...
00:06:57 Also, I want to see a reconstruction.
00:07:01 Get some actor who can play
00:07:04 My kingdom for a Babylonian whore, baby!
00:07:09 Get someone good.
00:07:14 Yeah, what about the girl?
00:07:20 Ah, let me guess?
00:07:24 Oh, yeah!
00:07:26 To Howard: "You bad bad boy!"
00:07:29 We use her because she's good.
00:07:34 Oh, and Foxy...
00:07:36 For Christ's sake, make it sexy!
00:08:01 Come on, inflato-boy.
00:08:02 Listen.
00:08:05 On location shoots that involve
00:08:09 Don't be so embarrassed.
00:08:10 Plenty of people suffer from 4 minute miles.
00:08:14 So why couldn't this fucking playstation
00:08:19 Well, he's doing some important research.
00:08:21 I don't know, the guy's a nut!
00:08:31 Oh, dear, what've we got ourselves into?
00:08:41 You all right there, Mr. Gorman?
00:08:44 - Michelle Fox!
00:08:47 Weird Worlde?
00:08:50 - It's a real privilege to meet you, Miss Fox.
00:08:55 Michelle... Wow!
00:08:58 - Oh, oh, I really love the show.
00:09:00 Now, you won't believe some of the
00:09:04 Did I ever tell you about the time that I nearly
00:09:08 - You see, I believe that LEY activity...
00:09:12 Tell us about about it later though, Gavin.
00:09:16 We've gotta get to the island
00:09:18 The tide?
00:09:21 Sacallum is a remote Welch island
00:09:26 It's only accessible during low tide when
00:09:31 along this tidal cause-way
00:09:37 We'll be lucky to have a spine left after this.
00:09:39 Geographically, the spine is amazing.
00:09:43 Really!
00:09:46 The island's owned by the Williams family.
00:09:49 It's been farmed since ancient times.
00:09:53 No shops, no neighbors, no pubs.
00:09:58 And one of the most amazing stone-circles
00:10:02 Oh, it's going to be absolutely fascinating!
00:10:05 Absolutely shit! I think.
00:10:07 No pubs!
00:10:09 Oh, man!
00:10:15 TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT
00:10:39 It's so dodging cold!
00:11:02 They do know we're coming, right?
00:11:07 Maybe they've all been abducted?
00:11:16 Hello?
00:11:20 Anyone?
00:11:22 Welcome... to fuckin' Wales.
00:11:28 I can't find the fucking light switch.
00:11:33 Hello?
00:11:35 Anybody home?
00:11:44 Just the wind, sugar.
00:11:59 Aw, shit!
00:12:08 Nice...
00:12:11 Jesus Christ!
00:12:14 Fucking shit.
00:12:19 Fabulous!... Dinner!
00:12:23 Goldilocks, we're home!
00:12:26 - Yeah, where's the three fuckin' bears, aye?
00:12:36 Shoot that for me.
00:12:52 What's with those gas masks?
00:12:54 The military must have got here first.
00:13:13 Does anybody speak Welsh?
00:13:18 - Excuse me. Ah, sirs, does anyone here speak english?
00:13:29 Does anyone here know Cat Williams?
00:13:37 - Jesus Christ! Show him some fucking thing!
00:13:42 For fucks sake, stop!
00:13:49 I must apologize about my brothers.
00:13:52 English!
00:13:54 And they're not used to strangers.
00:14:01 What's with the suits?
00:14:02 We may be cut off here, but
00:14:06 We have a very progressive power-supply.
00:14:09 What?!
00:14:10 We collect the waste product from the livestock
00:14:15 The hydrogen-sulphide it produces,
00:14:18 It needs a bit of maintenance, so...
00:14:22 Fart-gas for power.
00:14:27 - Can you give us the location fees you promised?
00:14:48 I'm sorry, I was asleep when you arrived.
00:14:55 Local recipe.
00:15:06 Right!
00:15:10 We've got a very busy day's filming, tomorrow.
00:15:13 How long's it take to get to the Devil's Teeth?
00:15:31 I'm afraid my brother's don't really
00:15:34 - I hope they're not gonna be any trouble.
00:15:40 Oh, a fellow "Hitchhikers Guide" fan, I see?
00:15:44 Yeah...
00:15:45 What did your brothers say, back then?
00:15:48 That they've seen bad omens in the sky.
00:15:51 That no proper christian should
00:15:55 It's a cursed place.
00:15:57 Oh, oh, there's an intriguing
00:16:00 They're reputably the upper gates of hell.
00:16:03 Should the Devil ever manage
00:16:06 the stones themselves would
00:16:17 Man is still infinitely small in all these...
00:16:37 Please, show me something.
00:16:40 One UFO, or a glimpse of an EBE.
00:16:55 Oh shit, I've overslept!
00:17:02 Huh? What the fuck..?
00:17:15 The name's Gorman.
00:17:19 The only way that we can save
00:17:40 The dream... must get back to my dream...
00:17:44 - Mr Gorman, please, wake up, please!
00:17:47 You've got to believe me, I've just seen
00:17:52 UFO!
00:18:10 How's that for a fucking guy shot!?
00:18:13 - Woof, woof, Pussy.
00:18:17 Oh, yeah!
00:18:28 Ride Ricky's long legs!
00:18:58 Jesus Christ!... Gavin, Candy?!
00:19:03 Dreadfully sorry to interrupt,
00:19:06 Candy... UFO... saw... grab your camera!
00:19:12 Perhaps we should phone SETI?
00:19:13 I don't suppose you happened to
00:19:16 Setee?
00:19:19 No, no, no.
00:19:22 Def lad, I don't think little miss tits'n ass
00:19:27 She probably dreamt it.
00:19:29 Page one of the actors handbook:
00:19:34 - No offense.
00:19:45 Who or what would do that?
00:19:47 - Maybe it's the visitors way of communicating?
00:20:04 Now that's fucked up!
00:20:07 Fuckin hell, that's fucking disgusting!
00:20:13 - My God, we can't leave it like that.
00:20:22 Come on guys, it'll be a mercy killing.
00:20:45 You know, those farmers
00:21:07 Oh!
00:21:25 Thank you...
00:21:28 I knew you'd reveal something to me.
00:21:43 As the head of British UFO Research Commitee...
00:21:47 ...it is with great honor that I hereby
00:21:52 Um... Why not?...
00:21:55 May you live long, and prosper.
00:22:07 Wow, this is amazing, isn't it?
00:22:14 Yeah, there's no doubt about aliens now.
00:22:18 First time for everything.
00:22:20 Get your camera, Ricky, my lad.
00:22:23 - This is proof.
00:22:25 What do you mean, Gorman?
00:22:29 No, it's a lie!
00:22:32 And don't tell me you don't know how to.
00:22:34 - But we don't know how!
00:22:36 Doug & Dave art terrorism bit and how to make
00:22:43 Yes, it's my dream to find real
00:22:47 You don't know how important that is to me.
00:22:49 There's a lot of people out there
00:22:52 to this world than their
00:22:55 You should be ashamed of yourselves.
00:22:59 - You have a responsibility to the public.
00:23:03 Try to understand my position.
00:23:08 I've never seen a ghost, goblin,
00:23:13 I'm sorry, but for me, this is just a living.
00:23:16 If I don't get a hot story this week,
00:23:19 - Do you want that?
00:23:24 Yeah, well the truth ain't out there.
00:23:27 It's good job the aliens weren't real,
00:23:28 you greeted to them with a line from
00:23:32 As head of B.U.R.C. I could not let you film
00:23:38 Well, we haven't yet.
00:23:42 Nobody fucks with a UFO enthusiast!
00:24:17 Oh, the bastard's ruined it!
00:24:19 Why bother filming it now,
00:24:22 Pick it up before the watershed, Ricky.
00:24:28 - Sorry for oversleeping.
00:24:44 Right!
00:24:45 I'm sure we all want to get off this picture
00:24:49 so let's keep this tight, people.
00:24:51 Actors, you wanna get suited, and
00:24:55 Ricky? Ricky!
00:24:59 I just wanna run over
00:25:10 That's odd...
00:25:11 It's the complete opposite of Avebury.
00:25:18 What's up?
00:25:21 - Ow!
00:25:23 You have some dodgy wiring
00:25:26 No, no, no, it's from the stones.
00:25:29 The stone circles are known to receive energy.
00:25:34 But this seems to be... emitting it.
00:25:38 Sometimes you get this sort of activity when
00:25:43 Oh, I'd love to get a look
00:25:45 I bet you would, you dirty bastard!
00:26:00 Nice one.
00:26:04 Bonza, let's shoot this fucker!
00:26:07 So, Miss Williams, tell me exactly what
00:27:31 Hello...
00:27:33 But you and your boyfriend smoked
00:27:36 Are you sure you weren't
00:27:44 Paranoid?
00:27:50 For fuck's sake,
00:27:52 I was forced to watch him being brutally
00:27:58 I reported it and wasn't
00:28:03 I thought you'd understand...
00:28:05 Well, the police still have him
00:28:08 and the body's never been found, has it?
00:28:11 You think I killed him?!
00:28:13 I'm just trying to understand
00:28:20 Yeah...
00:28:22 I'm painfully aware of how
00:28:26 And the only reason I'm telling it to you,
00:28:28 is to get money for an abortion
00:28:30 or termination of whatever
00:28:34 Believe me, this isn't a pathetic cry for
00:28:39 Which no doubt is something
00:28:43 So here's the deal...
00:28:44 You wanna talk about alien-rapists.
00:28:47 But making me look like some stupid back wood's slut
00:28:51 with a drug problem just isn't gonna happen!
00:28:55 Actually, I was gonna make you a
00:28:59 Jesus!
00:29:02 Still, that was great!
00:29:06 Howard's gonna love it.
00:29:10 - Did you hear that?
00:29:13 - Oh no, come on, finish me off!
00:29:19 So you run off over there...
00:29:28 No....don't....don't....no...not me...no!
00:29:32 OK, everyone, that's a wrap.
00:29:35 Shame nothing real happened.
00:30:01 - Fuckin' woman drivers, aye?
00:30:04 Fuck you two.
00:30:07 I doubt the AA cover Hell island.
00:30:18 OK, try it again.
00:30:22 I can't understand it.
00:30:24 Come on, baby.
00:30:26 Why you so blue?
00:30:35 What the fucking hell's the matter
00:30:40 Yeah, something spooked 'em good.
00:30:43 Let's go and have a look.
00:30:46 Fuck that!
00:30:49 Pussy.
00:30:53 OK, try it again.
00:30:58 You still not feeling well, love?
00:31:02 Well, don't worry.
00:31:05 The doctor is in.
00:31:15 Give it another go!
00:31:27 Shit!
00:31:31 Fucking shit all over...
00:31:50 Cattle mutilation is a common
00:31:53 Flattening crops is one thing, but mutilating
00:31:59 ...that's just sick!
00:32:00 That's ridiculous!
00:32:04 Well, whatever done it, done it recently.
00:32:13 Did you see something?
00:32:18 Oh, for God's sake!
00:32:25 What did you see?
00:32:27 - Was it reptilian or gray?
00:32:40 Candy! Go, go, go!
00:32:45 Start the engine! Come on!
00:32:52 Start...work...!
00:32:58 Fucking hell!
00:33:06 Start the engine!
00:33:19 Come on, Michelle, this isn't covered by our insurance!
00:33:22 We're supposed to be responsible
00:33:26 Well, I vote we get off this island now!
00:33:28 I'm a character actor, not a fucking hero!
00:33:32 I can't believe you people!
00:33:34 This could be the most significant
00:33:37 perhaps all history!
00:33:39 He's right. This is what we're here for.
00:33:44 Yeah, our status from living to dead!
00:33:54 Show him the footage.
00:34:02 Did you see something?
00:34:07 Was it reptilian or...
00:34:14 Well, they took that well...
00:35:12 This is actually worth that tempo night.
00:35:14 I'm so going to speak to
00:35:17 Yeah, but if they can't get you a better
00:35:21 Hey, monkey-boy.
00:35:23 This could be the chance
00:35:26 We've gotta go back out there.
00:35:28 Newsflash! We can get some
00:35:32 Not the usual fuzzy out-of-focus amateur shit.
00:35:36 Have you any idea how much the
00:35:41 That's a lot of bananas!
00:35:46 Nice weapon.
00:36:03 Fuck!
00:36:10 Question: Where in Hades do the love
00:36:18 What? Deserting us here?
00:36:23 - Come on bitch, what you talking about?
00:36:29 At least we'll be safe here darling.
00:36:32 Although, perhaps a sneaky little
00:36:43 - What the hell is this?!
00:36:47 Too much for gay city slickers?
00:36:53 Yes...well... at least I'll never get pregnant!
00:36:57 Loser!
00:37:04 Oh, come on, Ricky.
00:37:07 Fuckin' hell..!
00:37:16 The air taste like shit in here!
00:37:19 Yeah, it's even worse
00:37:29 I don't even wanna know
00:37:33 Three seater model.
00:37:35 Naught to light-speed in about 6.2 seconds.
00:37:39 All the latest in ah...
00:37:42 brain steering.
00:37:47 Well, at least we know how many
00:37:57 Right!
00:37:58 The mainland police say that they don't
00:38:02 but he wished us a nice evening.
00:38:05 Oh! I think that's kind of sweet.
00:38:16 Did you see that? Her nose just lite
00:38:19 Amazing! It's an implant!
00:38:23 They're either got her on a
00:38:27 ...on some kind of remote control.
00:38:43 - Do you think this is a good idea?
00:39:05 Too much for gay city slickers, aye?
00:39:08 Looks like the locals get smashed on it too.
00:39:32 "It's show time, kids!"
00:39:38 "You'll burn in hell."
00:40:13 Come on, Cat.
00:40:17 Time to get in the game.
00:40:27 Got to sort my head out.
00:44:02 This is Michelle Fox, reporting from
00:44:07 Wow!
00:44:09 Oh, man...
00:44:11 This stuff really is amazing, isn't it?!
00:44:15 Wow!
00:44:20 Oh, shit!
00:44:21 Oops.
00:44:22 - What the fuck are you doin'?!
00:44:28 Jesus fuckin' Christ, what the fuck is that?!
00:44:32 Just
00:44:33 keep
00:44:34 filming.
00:44:39 That's a good boy!
00:44:42 Come on. Sit, boy!
00:44:46 Little bastard!
00:44:47 Jesus Christ! Help get it off!
00:44:49 - Wait...I'm...
00:44:51 Nice doggie.
00:44:54 Roll over!
00:44:55 Play....dead!
00:45:04 Let's get away from here,
00:45:09 Jesus, you fuckin' rocked back there, babe.
00:45:11 - Thanks
00:45:14 I fuckin' hate pets!
00:45:17 I think we should go outside and take a look.
00:45:21 Yeah, great! Let's go out and duke it out
00:45:25 Actually, they prefer to be called "visitors".
00:45:27 Yeah, like you'd know,
00:45:30 - Hey, don't pick on him just cos he's braver than you.
00:45:36 - Aah!
00:45:38 Oh, my God, you guys have got to see this!
00:45:51 This might not bode well for
00:45:55 ...they're real!!
00:45:57 Aliens are real!
00:46:00 Thank you!
00:46:04 Yea, hallelujah! Don't say you never "told you so", Gorman.
00:46:12 Excuse me!
00:46:15 why do you think it's safe for us
00:46:18 We saw their ship. It seats 3 and
00:46:23 - We're fine.
00:46:27 Well, they were burning the other two
00:47:02 Cat?
00:47:36 - Sounds like trouble.
00:47:40 Great!
00:48:00 Jesus.
00:48:29 Oh, man, this is bad!
00:48:33 Ditto, Sweeties.
00:48:38 Those farmers looked pretty macho.
00:48:44 Gorman!
00:48:47 Hurts on the farmers! You said there
00:48:51 Perhaps we was wrong about
00:48:55 - Perhaps Fido had a bigger brother?
00:48:59 Yeah, weird sort of killer pet...
00:49:02 Oh, I wish I could have seen that.
00:49:05 Excuse me, Gorman. I think we've
00:49:08 - We should get back to the mini-bus.
00:49:11 For safety, arm up with
00:49:17 Gorman, you're the alien expert.
00:49:21 These are the first aliens I've ever met,
00:49:25 - We should try and communicate with them.
00:49:36 Here, why didn't I get a weapon?
00:49:39 These are our weapons.
00:49:46 I don't know what dream you're dreamin',
00:49:52 OK, look...
00:49:53 At most, there can only be
00:49:57 Yeah? You better make that two.
00:50:00 Jesus is missing.
00:50:03 - Oh, well. Lucky I've got me boom pole, aye? You fuckin'...
00:50:09 Guys! Keep it together.
00:50:15 - Fuck!
00:50:17 Sorry, loveys...
00:50:21 I'm blind!
00:50:29 Quick, get everyone back to the bus!
00:50:40 For fucks sake, Gorman!
00:51:02 Never thought I'd be pleased to see him!
00:51:05 - Ahh, my fuckin' eyes!
00:51:08 Get me out of here.
00:51:09 Can you get my cane?!
00:51:15 Get me out...
00:51:17 - Oh, fuck!
00:51:50 I thought I had a death scene there.
00:52:18 - Oh, my God, we can't leave him like that.
00:52:22 Well, someone's got to do something!
00:52:31 Just think, this footage, it isn't
00:52:36 it's gonna win us awards!
00:52:38 Yeah, which our ghosts will collect
00:52:43 Guys, come on, relax.
00:52:52 - Oh, fuck!
00:52:55 - One of them just got Foxy!
00:53:00 - I've got to go and get her.
00:53:03 Fuck, if they've got her, she's dead.
00:53:06 You go off on your own, you're dead.
00:53:10 The only chance we got of living
00:53:15 You know I'm right!
00:53:18 Are you OK?
00:53:21 No.
00:53:41 Thanks for fuckin' waiting, you wankers!
00:53:48 Hey, where's Michelle?
00:53:51 I guess they realised what a phony
00:53:54 Fuck you, playstation!
00:53:57 Does anyone wanna switch seats?
00:54:16 Bet anyone 50 quid it won't start.
00:54:57 I did that!
00:55:06 Just to be sure.
00:55:12 Whoopee-fuckin'-doo!
00:55:14 We managed to kill one whole alien!
00:55:17 Im-fuckin'-pressive!
00:55:23 Where's Gavin gone?
00:55:25 - He must be dead. We're all gonna die here!
00:55:30 Foxy died for a stupid TV show.
00:55:37 Oh, come on, guys!
00:55:41 Surely things can't get any worse.
00:55:44 What the fuck?
00:55:48 - It's not an earthquake!
00:55:55 - Oh!
00:55:57 - What's happening?
00:56:00 What?!
00:56:32 It's beautiful!
00:57:05 Hey, it's like a giant mobile phone on charge.
00:57:18 Oh oh! This doesn't look good!
00:57:29 Behind us! Behind us!
00:58:32 Ow! Shit!
00:58:45 Yow!..
00:58:46 Fuckin' hell!
00:58:53 Wahoo! How's that?!
00:58:55 - That's a six! How's that?
00:59:04 Fuckin' hell.
00:59:06 Aw, shit!
00:59:08 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
00:59:10 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
00:59:11 Fuck! Fuck!
00:59:12 Fuck! Fuck!
00:59:15 - Oh, I should have fuckin' seen that one coming!
00:59:24 Oh, fucking...
00:59:26 Oh, we just have to wait for the tide
00:59:30 Fuckin' cuntsy wag! I want out of this
00:59:34 Oh, yeah, and how the fuck
01:01:17 Please, be gentle with me!
01:02:33 Don't...please...
01:02:37 No....!
01:02:41 Don't...please...
01:03:01 Aww...!
01:03:03 Shame I didn't have a camera.
01:03:08 ...to find out how you feel.
01:03:19 Oh, God.
01:03:28 Gavin!
01:03:30 Oh! Oh, thank God!
01:03:32 Please. Please. Help me!
01:03:36 Oh, "Gavin", is it now?
01:03:41 Don't you remember earlier? The way you
01:03:46 Well, lookie what "miss crazy" just did to you!
01:03:49 Please, Gavin.
01:03:52 I know I was...out-of-order to everyone,
01:03:56 Oh, jobs worth, are we?
01:04:01 Poetic justice.
01:04:05 Sorry, I'm gonna leave you here to rot.
01:04:10 No...
01:04:20 Just kidding!
01:04:22 What? You didn't really think
01:04:27 Oh, Gavin!
01:04:36 Come on, man, you're breaking up the band!
01:04:38 I'm sorry I'd rather die drowning than
01:04:42 - Still, each to his own, aye?
01:04:45 This place is gonna be swarming soon.
01:04:47 We'd be better of barricading
01:04:49 That's just "Day of the Dead"
01:04:53 Oh, man, I told you Wales was shit!
01:04:56 - You can barely see, mate!
01:05:00 - Fighting those currents is suicide!
01:05:05 - Bye!
01:05:08 - Take one of these.
01:05:10 Proof that you're not completely mad, if you make it.
01:05:16 Look, man...
01:05:18 - I'll buy you a pint on the other side, aye.
01:05:22 It's been special.
01:05:29 Right. Go on.
01:06:27 Fuck!
01:06:49 GOD HATES TREK
01:06:53 Come on, England!
01:07:02 We're lost.
01:07:04 This whole ship looks exactly the same.
01:07:13 - Oh, what in Roddenberry's name is that?!
01:07:20 Well, this is the scout ship!
01:07:25 Great! So what we gonna do, fly out?
01:07:36 Not so hard! Gentle.
01:07:39 She obviously responds to a bit of,
01:07:55 Ho, ho, ho, it's working!
01:08:10 Go up!
01:08:11 Up
01:08:13 Up! Up!
01:08:16 Go up!
01:08:24 Oh, this is just cracking!
01:08:27 Gavin, I'd like to stay on earth.
01:08:55 Die!
01:09:01 Come on!
01:09:03 I can't see a fuckin' thing! We're gonna have
01:09:10 OK.
01:09:12 Here, take this.
01:09:17 Right!
01:09:19 Get ready for this.
01:10:47 - Shit, we're out of ammo!
01:10:50 Go for the helmets.
01:11:05 Wow!
01:11:06 - What is that thing?
01:11:09 What say we go harvest some aliens?
01:11:15 How difficult can it be?
01:11:24 Dials...
01:11:28 Key...key...
01:11:36 Ready to go.
01:11:38 Ummm....right.
01:11:56 Come on, you bastards!
01:12:00 Suck on my fat combine!
01:13:09 Huh?
01:13:10 Ohh...
01:13:12 Shit...!
01:16:00 Oh, fuck it!
01:16:16 Oh, my God. That was awesome.
01:16:46 Oh, shit. Which way?
01:17:50 Oh, sorry Ricky.
01:18:02 I've got a really bad feeling about this.
01:18:19 Whoops!
01:18:29 Have you actually passed your test, Gorman?
01:18:38 Where's Ricky?
01:18:40 He never gives up his tapes.
01:18:45 Did he have some sort of plan?
01:19:06 That's done it!
01:19:08 You wanna fuck with her, extra?
01:19:38 Oh, shit.
01:20:22 Fuck!
01:20:49 Eat shit!
01:21:23 What is the point in doing that?
01:21:26 Well...
01:23:14 Michelle, they're controlling you.
01:23:17 You've got to fight it!
01:23:25 Maybe not..!
01:23:26 You wanker!
01:25:08 It's incredible.
01:26:20 Press space-bar to activate.
01:26:47 You, and your alien mates, are fucked!
01:28:13 No alien mother fucker gets
01:28:19 Where's the..?
01:28:22 Bollocks!
01:30:44 Translation: AntiJw