Ex Drummer

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00:00:01 I've got to say, I can cope with
00:00:05 I can be totally happy
00:00:11 I'm really consumed with doubts about
00:00:16 This combination is perfectly possible
00:00:21 if you're robust. I mean, for someone
00:00:26 and is as cynical as the King of Siam.
00:00:29 Someone like me.
00:00:32 I've got that in me,
00:00:36 I'd even go as far as to say that
00:00:43 Apart from that, I just blunder along.
00:00:46 Looking to see
00:00:49 and making sure I don't crack up.
00:00:55 The price of fame?
00:00:59 It's a strange phenomenon. I make no
00:01:03 and people do come and bother me
00:01:08 Some even go as far as ringing the
00:01:12 Sometimes there are young chicks
00:01:16 Strange people, strange visitors.
00:01:20 Like yesterday. Three handicapped guys
00:01:25 Real losers.
00:01:27 And they were handicapped as well.
00:01:41 They had a rock band without a drummer
00:01:46 I asked how come they'd come to me
00:01:48 and the first one said
00:01:52 The second one shouted that
00:01:56 The third one didn't say anything.
00:02:01 Dangerous guy. He was the singer.
00:02:05 And his handicap was a speech
00:02:09 Usually you can't really refer to a lisp
00:02:15 He'd also been to prison for assault.
00:02:20 He said that he kind of specialised
00:04:52 Koen De Geyter
00:05:03 The arrogant fucking bitches.
00:05:06 I'd like to drag their kissers open,
00:05:13 The way they take a drag on a cigarette.
00:05:17 Eh? Have you?
00:05:22 How they suck on it with their stupid
00:05:27 Get what I mean? Get it?
00:05:30 Watch 'em next time. I've seen 'em.
00:05:35 And how they always
00:05:38 Never round them, in them.
00:05:41 No, can't say I've ever noticed that.
00:05:44 And how they use the phone.
00:05:46 Ever noticed that?
00:05:52 A bitch on a phone...
00:05:55 I'd like to beat the hell out of her.
00:05:58 I'd like to shove the phone
00:06:01 And when they park...
00:06:06 and then they go forward a bit.
00:06:11 And then forward again.
00:06:18 And backward again.
00:07:21 The second one had a stiff arm.
00:07:27 He was gay, although
00:07:31 He was the one
00:07:35 which made me decide that
00:07:39 could be regarded as a handicap.
00:07:43 His name was Jan Verbeek, the only
00:07:51 His future looked bright
00:07:55 And the family bathed in bliss,
00:08:00 But then it all went wrong.
00:08:04 And how come Jan's got a stiff arm
00:08:09 I don't know.
00:08:11 But Koen says that
00:08:16 Apparently it was
00:08:28 My arm! My arm! Go away.
00:08:36 One day, mowing his grass
00:08:41 From then on Jan had to do
00:08:53 Loser!
00:08:56 The third one was almost deaf.
00:08:58 Even though, at first glance,
00:09:01 His name is Ivan, he was the guitarist
00:09:06 Ivan thinks being deaf is the most
00:09:11 Ivan wanted to become a rock star.
00:09:16 "You're better off blind," he said.
00:09:19 A blind man playing is so pathetic
00:09:22 even if it's only out of pity."
00:09:25 He was married to Marleen
00:10:15 Look! What's this?
00:10:30 I can't play without taking something.
00:10:34 What?
00:10:36 I'm telling you,
00:11:40 The guys were at the door.
00:11:43 What a bunch of losers!
00:11:46 They're handicapped. Just look at them.
00:11:53 Fantastic, eh? Three handicapped guy, s
00:11:57 looking for fame. And success.
00:12:02 That's obvious, isn't it?
00:12:05 There's a story in this.
00:12:08 We've been fans for ages. We've seen you
00:12:14 You're quite well known, eh?
00:12:18 What?
00:12:20 Yes, we need a drummer.
00:12:24 But I think there's a problem.
00:12:29 Is there? What?
00:12:31 What problem?
00:12:34 The fourth band member
00:12:37 But you knew I wasn't handicapped.
00:12:40 Doesn't have to be much. A mole or
00:12:45 Dries, you haven't got a handicap.
00:12:49 That's it then, guys.
00:12:53 Yes, but...
00:12:54 Can you play?
00:12:56 Can't he play the drums?
00:13:00 What?
00:13:02 He'll think about it. We'll come back.
00:13:06 Right.
00:13:09 I told you.
00:13:11 He's much too clean.
00:13:14 You can see he's much too clean.
00:13:21 Dries speaking.
00:13:25 What?
00:13:26 The band's only going to perform once.
00:13:32 OK. Now I've got you on the phone,
00:13:36 Really? Great! What about the handicap?
00:13:39 I've got a handicap, quite a
00:13:44 Oh. OK.
00:13:48 The Feminists.
00:13:51 Yes, four handicapped guys
00:13:54 as four feminist bitches? Get it?
00:13:58 Oh. Yes. OK. See you tomorrow.
00:14:04 OK. See you tomorrow.
00:14:08 Who was that?
00:14:11 What a sucker! You say you can't play
00:14:16 I can't play the drums.
00:14:19 And you can speak perfect French.
00:14:23 Why d'you absolutely want to play
00:14:26 I don't really know. I think
00:14:32 Descend into
00:14:35 obtuseness, unfaithfulness and fake.
00:14:38 Latch onto the life of losers
00:14:40 but without belonging to that world
00:14:44 that I can always return
00:14:47 And to you.
00:15:45 Ma?
00:15:48 Ma?
00:15:50 Ma? Have you gone deaf?
00:15:53 Is that the next step?
00:15:56 This is Dries Vanhegen. This is my ma.
00:15:59 Are you the famous author?
00:16:03 A lot of people say that.
00:16:06 You haven't got a drink. Want a beer?
00:16:09 Are there any beers?
00:16:12 Yes. And where your stupid head is.
00:16:15 Go and check him then.
00:16:18 And you know there's no smoking indoors!
00:16:22 Tell him...
00:16:26 I've had enough of you!
00:16:30 Don't you want anything to drink?
00:16:34 Pa's not well. Now and then we have
00:16:39 Hurt himself? Could he hang himself?
00:16:46 Come outside. I'll show you something.
00:17:00 Have you lived here long?
00:17:05 Of course, you can't compare it
00:17:08 And your pa is upstairs?
00:17:13 We rehearse here.
00:17:17 Shall I play something?
00:17:24 This is a bar.
00:17:26 A bar?
00:17:31 Right.
00:17:51 Where did you learn that?
00:17:55 Just tried it, fucked around.
00:17:59 He'd shit himself again.
00:18:03 I hear you can't play the drums?
00:18:06 Is there something you can do?
00:18:09 I can see from a long way away
00:18:13 Get out!
00:18:16 Take him outside! Outside, I said!
00:18:18 I'm going. My arm! Calm down.
00:18:22 Fucking whore!
00:18:27 Her wig is a bit of a sore point.
00:18:34 What's up with your pa? Is he ill?
00:18:40 Eh?
00:18:41 Haven't you got a job?
00:18:45 I get money like that.
00:19:33 Got a light?
00:19:35 Got a light?
00:19:38 Give that here.
00:19:47 We thought about doing
00:19:50 Mongoloid? That goes with our image.
00:19:56 Because we are, aren't we?
00:19:59 Isn't that the same thing? Handicapped
00:20:03 What's going on?
00:20:05 Fuck!
00:20:07 My head, man!
00:20:13 What about that cover?
00:20:17 Who?
00:20:19 Oh, right.
00:21:22 Where's that fuckin' Moroccan?
00:21:26 How's your pa?
00:21:29 How long has he been there like that?
00:21:32 I feel sorry for your ma.
00:21:35 She's some crazy babe and
00:21:40 How long since she's had sex?
00:21:44 How long?
00:21:47 I'm not starting. I'm just asking you
00:21:51 Eh?
00:21:52 I think she's some crazy babe.
00:21:57 I wouldn't mind fuckin' her.
00:22:02 Shut your kisser!
00:22:04 No, I won't shut my kisser.
00:22:07 I wanna shoot between her tits.
00:22:10 You fuck off!
00:22:28 Don't laugh like that, man.
00:22:32 Sing a bit quieter. I can't hear myself.
00:22:35 OK. Three, two, one...
00:22:52 I don't know the lyrics,
00:22:55 Fucking hell, man.
00:22:59 That's quiet, isn't it?
00:23:03 I can't hear myself, Ivan.
00:23:06 Sing on your own.
00:23:08 Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid,
00:23:12 Come on, again.
00:23:15 Shut your kisser! May I?
00:23:17 OK. Three, two, one...
00:23:25 Fuckin' hell, man!
00:23:30 I wanna fuck you.
00:23:32 Not now, Jan'll be home any minute.
00:23:35 Come here.
00:23:38 Calm down!
00:23:40 I wanna poke my dick in your pussy.
00:23:44 Fuckin' hell, come here.
00:23:46 Come on, Jan's not here. Don't go on.
00:23:51 No!
00:23:53 I'm really gonna give you one.
00:23:58 Let me have that pussy! You've got
00:24:03 What a sexy fuckin' stomach!
00:24:07 Will you stop it?
00:24:09 Get off!
00:24:13 D'you want a kick in the balls?
00:24:15 Bad drumming doesn't come easily.
00:24:18 Of course not. You can play the drums.
00:24:22 It's really difficult.
00:24:24 And the number?
00:24:27 They're pleased.
00:24:29 Yes, it's a good number.
00:24:31 They're fantastic musicians.
00:24:35 You wouldn't say so to look at them.
00:24:41 Well, they really are
00:24:44 They're good. Really good.
00:26:30 Who's that?
00:26:33 What is he doing here?
00:26:35 Chuck that faggot out!
00:26:38 Verbeek, chuck that pansy out.
00:27:36 Fuck, are you asleep again?
00:27:40 You mean you've been asleep all day!
00:27:43 Get him a beer! I'm going to
00:27:48 I'm doing it!
00:27:52 Not for me, thanks.
00:27:54 What does he do for work?
00:27:58 Just fucks around.
00:28:03 Is it a boy or a girl?
00:28:06 So it's a little girl.
00:28:09 What about you? Are you that writer?
00:28:11 Haven't read any of your books.
00:28:15 I'm not really interested in reading.
00:28:17 Did you go to school?
00:28:22 So, yeah. Got a cigarette?
00:28:24 Yes. Here you are.
00:28:27 Thanks. I stink.
00:28:31 My cunt does too.
00:28:34 Yeah. Offish. Rotten fish.
00:28:39 Are you happy about that?
00:28:41 What can you do about it? If it stinks,
00:28:46 We used to have a gardener
00:28:50 He stank of pigeon shit,
00:28:53 His cock stank of pigeon shit?
00:28:56 What are you talking about now?
00:28:59 Are you moaning again?
00:29:02 Do you have to moan, the one time that
00:29:06 Yeah, yeah.
00:29:11 Yeah, right!
00:29:13 What?
00:29:15 Say hello to Lio.
00:30:02 Who's this?
00:30:07 Christine is
00:30:10 Hygiene? Then your vagina
00:30:55 Hello. Dries speaking.
00:30:56 Hello Dries. It's Christine here.
00:31:00 Yes. I know who you are.
00:31:03 I rang to ask something.
00:31:06 If it's for sex
00:31:09 I only have sex with other women
00:31:12 No, it's not for sex.
00:31:15 I want to ask you something.
00:31:17 I'm in the middle of writing my thesis
00:31:22 What kind of thesis?
00:31:25 The title is Collective Sorrow.
00:31:28 Good title. I'm mad about titles.
00:31:33 What were you thinking, I mean,
00:31:37 what you thought and
00:31:42 when you heard that
00:31:44 Well, well. Sweet Christine
00:31:47 with your inspiring tits and
00:31:51 So you think that
00:31:54 of His Majesty King Boudewijn the First
00:31:59 Darling. Firstly,
00:32:02 Secondly, it'd only happen
00:32:03 if the price of petrol or bread
00:32:07 But not when someone dies.
00:32:09 Certainly not a moronic arsehole
00:32:12 OK, for the first few days
00:32:17 there may be
00:32:20 A collective "who'd have thought?" and
00:32:25 But you can't call that
00:32:28 It's not the sort of sorrow
00:32:32 Because, like I said
00:32:39 There's only personal sorrow.
00:32:42 The King of Siam was the last king to
00:32:46 Do you still want to take part or not?
00:00:03 What did you think when you heard
00:00:08 At 3 o'clock that night
00:00:11 and there was plaintive,
00:00:17 Then I realised
00:00:20 or someone very important had died.
00:00:22 Whose trip across the Styx
00:00:26 that wasn't constantly interrupted by
00:00:29 It wasn't me. I was still alive.
00:00:32 Not Phoebe or Gloria, I could feel
00:00:37 Nor my mother,
00:00:41 And suddenly I knew.
00:00:42 It was the king.
00:01:21 Lio.
00:01:24 Lio.
00:01:28 The king has died.
00:02:17 Yes? What do you want?
00:02:20 I've come to get you for the rehearsal.
00:02:22 We've got to rehearse. Come on.
00:02:36 There he is. Verbeek.
00:02:40 You shaking, man?
00:02:45 Is something up?
00:02:47 No?
00:02:51 Hello.
00:02:54 Why? What's the problem?
00:02:58 Who?
00:03:01 D'you know them?
00:03:02 What's the problem?
00:03:06 I bumped into the singer yesterday.
00:03:09 Big Dick?
00:03:11 They call him Big Dick.
00:03:14 It's almost weekend
00:03:16 What?
00:03:19 Why do they call him Big Dick?
00:03:22 If they called him Big Cunt
00:03:25 I was in a bar yesterday with Big Dick.
00:03:28 Which bar?
00:03:32 Cary on, Van Dorpe.
00:03:35 I was sitting there with Big Cunt...
00:03:40 Suddenly he says, "Harry Mulisch is
00:03:45 I say, "So are The Feminists."
00:03:47 "The Feminists," I say.
00:03:51 I told him we've got a new band.
00:03:56 And that we... No.
00:03:57 And that we've got a new number,
00:04:03 To cut a long story short,
00:04:09 He says one of us just has to
00:04:15 That'd be ridiculous, with two...
00:04:18 If there are two bands with...
00:04:20 What's the problem? Harry Mulisch
00:04:24 No, he said
00:04:27 And why did
00:04:30 He said that he'd written Deep Fish
00:04:34 Fantastic. To which you replied that
00:04:38 That we wrote Deep Fish six years ago.
00:04:42 I didn't say that.
00:04:45 Fantastic. Brilliant, Van Dorpe. Thanks.
00:04:49 Thanks. He also said that
00:04:53 he'll climb on the stage
00:04:56 The kisser?
00:04:58 We're playing Deep Fish, not if Harry
00:05:02 D'you know him?
00:05:06 What?
00:05:08 Students of Dutch?
00:05:16 Want me to come?
00:05:31 Did you know my dad was the first
00:05:35 Your father?
00:05:38 He was an eel seller. He sold eels.
00:05:43 Maybe that's why I've got a big dick.
00:05:47 He was fed up with employing Belgians,
00:05:52 He had the chance to import
00:05:56 A dark Indian, a real Indian.
00:06:00 He came to work for us.
00:06:02 But he kept talking about
00:06:05 "You have done fickie fickie?" he asked.
00:06:08 'Fickie fickie'.
00:06:12 All the darkies come here
00:06:15 We should send 'em all fuckin' back!
00:06:17 He brought his wife over.
00:06:20 I think the whole of Ostend is
00:06:24 And we pay for them.
00:06:29 They receive benefits and we...
00:06:31 We mustn't say anything,
00:06:36 Fuckin' hell!
00:06:38 Jesus, look who it is!
00:06:42 How are you?
00:06:45 Or are you on the wagon
00:06:48 Water.
00:06:53 Jesus, just look at you.
00:06:56 Who'd have thought
00:06:59 Happened by accident.
00:07:03 How's your career going?
00:07:05 Have you started that book yet?
00:07:11 I do fuck all! Fuck all!
00:07:13 In the evening I rehearse with
00:07:18 We're going to take part in
00:07:22 I'll give it to you in black and white,
00:07:27 'The first big rock competition
00:07:30 And 'Give it to you in black and
00:07:35 Anything else you want to know?
00:07:37 Big Dick. Why do they call you that?
00:07:40 Is it metaphorical?
00:07:44 Erna! Come here, you whore.
00:07:47 Show our visitor
00:07:51 Come on, bitch. Come on.
00:07:54 Go on, show him.
00:07:58 It's something else, eh?
00:08:03 I made this. With my cock.
00:08:07 My creation.
00:08:10 Amazing, eh?
00:08:13 Jesus, it stinks in here!
00:08:17 I think she wants a piss.
00:08:20 I get it, Erna.
00:08:23 Sorry.
00:08:25 There's nothing she likes more than
00:08:31 Don't you think
00:08:33 Yeah. Anything else?
00:08:37 It's very simple.
00:08:41 and we don't. As simple as Simon.
00:08:44 I've got one suggestion.
00:08:47 Give me a piece of paper and a pen.
00:08:52 for the writer here.
00:08:56 Fuckin' hell, you slow bitch!
00:08:59 Back in your cage!
00:09:06 What are you doing?
00:09:13 Tell me when you've finished.
00:09:19 If you get rid of Deep Fish,
00:09:26 Fuckin' hell!
00:09:28 How do you do that?
00:09:30 This is a good number.
00:09:34 This is a mega hit.
00:09:35 But how do you do that?
00:09:38 Erna, four beers and a water.
00:09:41 Five beers and no water.
00:09:44 Make sure you come second.
00:10:47 Hey.
00:10:49 Who are you?
00:10:51 Roadie? Who are you?
00:10:53 He's coming to Leffinge
00:10:56 Who are you?
00:10:58 Roadie. He's coming...
00:11:01 To come so that...
00:11:05 D'you fuck him?
00:11:07 No, it's just to help.
00:11:10 Yes. But that's got nothing to do
00:11:13 What's all the row for?
00:11:17 This is a meeting between The Feminists'
00:11:22 Don't you understand Flemish?
00:11:26 Get out of here, Ma.
00:11:29 Fuck off!
00:11:33 Is it OK? Can he come?
00:11:35 Is it OK? He can come?
00:11:41 Verbeek. Verbeek!
00:11:45 Two things..
00:11:47 Firstly,
00:11:51 OK.
00:11:54 Where were you when you heard
00:11:58 His last fart?
00:12:02 He was dead? Where was I?
00:12:06 You and I are gonna have
00:12:08 I'll repeat the question,
00:12:11 Where were you
00:12:14 I don't really know.
00:12:16 That's ages ago.
00:12:18 No, it's not hard but...
00:12:23 I heard it on the radio, I think.
00:12:26 In my bedroom. I was in bed.
00:12:31 Eh? Who were you in bed with?
00:12:34 What's the matter with him?
00:12:38 Shall I go and see him?
00:12:41 Right.
00:12:43 No, stay here. I'm off.
00:12:56 Where were you?
00:12:59 Where?
00:13:02 Oh. How did it go?
00:13:06 There's blood on the wall.
00:13:09 Yeah, so?
00:13:12 Who?
00:13:14 A filthy slut from the bar.
00:13:17 With dyed blonde hair.
00:13:21 She asked for it.
00:13:24 "OK," I said."Come on then."
00:13:27 What had she done wrong? Smoked
00:13:32 Did she phone someone? Have a hooked
00:13:36 Moronic arsehole!
00:13:38 D'you want to sing at Leffinge?
00:13:41 So don't call me an arsehole
00:13:44 Fine, don't go on!
00:13:46 One of these days
00:14:19 Thanks.
00:14:22 Dries, you mentioned the King of Siam
00:14:27 I'm not his biographer
00:14:31 That he was a much-loved king. An honest
00:14:37 But he was also very active
00:14:42 He was also an inventor, for example.
00:14:45 Of all the inventions that
00:14:49 the game of chess is the most important.
00:14:54 De Geyter, where were you when you heard
00:15:00 In bed?
00:15:02 That impotent postage stamp? King
00:15:08 What's so funny? Eh?
00:15:10 What's so funny about the death
00:15:14 I'll tell you something. I heard
00:15:18 Verbeek, chuck that pile of shit in
00:15:22 It was a joke.
00:15:26 You faggots think the world is simple.
00:15:29 You think.. we're faggots, everyone's
00:15:33 I don't like things like that.
00:15:36 My drum isn't right.
00:15:39 I'll see to it.
00:15:45 It was a joke.
00:15:48 Koen, we still don't know
00:15:53 Look, your sweetheart!
00:15:56 Ivan phoned.
00:15:58 Ivan. His little daughter has died.
00:16:35 I'll kill her! It's her fault!
00:16:38 Where is she?
00:16:39 Where's your wife?
00:16:42 Things get a bit difficult and
00:16:46 She does fuck all!
00:16:49 What?
00:16:51 Don't know.
00:16:53 The kid had been lying there crying
00:16:56 But she does fuck all.
00:16:59 I'm not a doctor. I don't know, man!
00:17:02 I have to cope all by myself.
00:17:05 People like you shouldn't breed.
00:17:07 You shouldn't breed. I've been shouting
00:17:14 I've got to cope all by myself.
00:17:17 You can... Fuck!
00:17:20 I'm telling you, you can't do anything
00:17:24 The kid was lying there crying
00:17:28 Ivan!
00:17:31 Come on, let's go to the beach.
00:17:33 What?
00:17:39 You've got to help me, Dries.
00:17:44 I can't help you.
00:17:46 I can't help you.
00:17:50 I don't know what to do. I haven't...
00:17:55 Can't you do anything?
00:18:00 You could have yourself committed.
00:18:03 You could have yourself committed.
00:18:22 Mother, is Marleen here?
00:18:23 Where are you, slut?
00:18:25 Don't start!
00:18:27 What, don't start?
00:18:29 I'm gonna kill you.
00:18:33 I'm gonna kill you!
00:19:04 Did you hear? With a kitchen knife.
00:19:09 De Geyter knows all the answers.
00:19:12 Do you?
00:19:15 Actually...
00:19:19 Dorian used to play the guitar.
00:19:21 Of course, Dorian is a fantastic
00:19:25 Yes, Dorian.
00:19:30 Play something.
00:19:34 If it's no good, it's no good.
00:19:36 Careful. That's Ivan's guitar. If you
00:19:40 He won't break it.
00:19:57 When and where did you learn to do that,
00:20:00 That's one problem less.
00:20:04 We don't really need one.
00:20:05 Jimmy could do it.
00:20:07 Jimmy.
00:20:09 Are you gonna find someone else?
00:20:12 Are you gonna find one?
00:20:16 Jimmy then.
00:20:18 This is the second millennium, one
00:20:22 I think it does.
00:20:24 You find someone then.
00:20:26 What?
00:20:28 but has he got any other handicap?
00:20:31 Yes?
00:20:34 Yes, actually.
00:20:36 Shit, man, what's that? Revolting!
00:20:39 That's revolting.
00:20:42 It's no secret that
00:20:45 are used for medical experiments.
00:20:48 They tried out some of
00:20:53 Contrary to what you'd expect,
00:20:57 He could hear again.
00:21:06 When did you go deaf?
00:21:10 No, just out of interest.
00:21:12 Pals? Are you using the word pals?
00:21:18 Hey, if you want to know, I'll tell you.
00:21:21 One day, I walked past Ma's bedroom door
00:21:25 and I looked through the keyhole and
00:21:30 I went deaf right there, on the spot.
00:21:32 What are you doing here?
00:21:38 Can everyone just come in?
00:21:44 I want some dope, man.
00:21:49 I want my little girl.
00:21:51 Why did you let her eat shit?
00:21:53 Maybe 'cos I was high on dope,
00:21:58 Maybe I never saw her eating it.
00:22:08 You look at your beer.
00:22:12 You too, eh? Behave.
00:22:15 I haven't got a problem.
00:22:18 I haven't got a problem.
00:22:22 You can tell me if you have.
00:22:24 Here's another bunch of pansies!
00:22:27 Big Dick. How are you?
00:22:32 Fine.
00:22:35 Want a beer? Beers?
00:22:39 Four beers, five beers and a water.
00:22:43 Dries, is that Big Dick?
00:22:45 You talking about me? What d'you want?
00:22:49 I'm Big Dick, so?
00:22:54 I'm Big Dick. Who are you?
00:22:59 Wanna see it, my big dick? Wanna see it?
00:23:04 Here you are, man.
00:23:07 D'you mind?
00:23:09 Wow!
00:23:12 Is that a big dick or what?
00:23:14 Lick it, you filthy faggot!
00:23:17 Lick it then.
00:23:22 Go on, get out of here.
00:23:30 You're never to go with that guy, OK?
00:23:33 You're never to go with that guy!
00:23:39 OK, OK. Drop your trousers.
00:23:42 Drop your trousers.
00:23:44 I'll put it in. I'll put it in.
00:23:46 I'll put it in. Come on.
00:23:50 Yes. Yes, yes, yes.
00:23:54 Yes, more. More.
00:23:57 Not too deep! Not too deep! No!
00:24:01 Shut up, lowlife!
00:24:51 Fuck! Fuckin' hell!
00:25:31 Fuckin' hell!
00:25:42 With you lying there like that,
00:25:48 D'you want to know something?
00:25:51 I like sucking off cocks.
00:25:57 Have done for a long time.
00:26:29 I sucked off my first dick
00:26:35 It's weird, the first time.
00:26:41 Like a cigarette.
00:27:06 You have to fill it up.
00:27:09 I played too much.
00:27:12 Yes. With his stiff arm.
00:27:15 Everything together. That's best.
00:27:20 Here's Jimmy. Does it still hurt?
00:27:23 Has it closed yet?
00:27:27 Fuckin' hell.
00:27:31 The poster for Leffinge.
00:27:34 Take it.
00:27:37 Harry Mulisch is playing at 8 o'clock.
00:27:42 We're playing at half past ten.
00:27:46 Thee Fake Of Gentlemen are also on here.
00:27:50 That's good for us.
00:27:53 Great name!
00:27:55 'Cos you never think of anything, except
00:28:00 Shut up about that! Shut up about my ma,
00:28:06 How's your pa?
00:28:08 How's your pa?
00:28:10 Well? How's your pa?
00:28:13 He's not doing very well.
00:28:18 I asked how your pa is.
00:28:21 I'd heard he wasn't doing too well and
00:28:25 I'm not asking you to save
00:28:28 How's your pa?
00:28:32 My pa's not doing too well.
00:28:34 Can I go and see him?
00:28:37 I'd like to go and see him now.
00:28:40 No, you can't go and see him.
00:28:43 Why not?
00:28:45 Why not?
00:28:46 Why not, Verbeek?
00:28:50 Your ma? A dead daughter is bad,
00:28:54 is also serious...
00:28:57 Have you been fucking
00:29:04 See you the day after tomorrow.
00:29:07 Don't go now. We've got to...
00:29:10 See you in Leffinge, poo pokers.
00:29:13 How are you going to drum?
00:29:16 Of course, who else would it be?
00:29:19 It's nothing to do with him.
00:29:22 It always is!
00:29:24 Who asked you to sit down?
00:29:28 Who asked you to ask me in?
00:29:32 I'll be brief.
00:29:37 You make me want to puke.
00:29:40 I don't give a shit
00:29:45 I'm doing it all for Jan.
00:29:50 For his band.
00:29:53 Why don't you get another drummer?
00:29:57 Because he needs someone famous.
00:30:02 Dries? Come inside
00:30:30 Who asked you to take a seat?
00:30:34 I'll be brief.
00:30:37 You make me want to puke.
00:30:40 You may be a good writer
00:30:44 The only reason you're allowed
00:30:49 Why doesn't he get another drummer?
00:30:54 And get your feet off my chair.
00:30:57 And stop asking all those questions.
00:31:01 Leave Koen alone, leave Jan alone.
00:31:06 First, you want me to stop
00:31:09 Second, you don't want me to joke
00:31:14 Get lost.
00:31:17 First, where were you when you heard
00:31:23 Murdered? He wasn't murdered.
00:31:26 He died in his bed.
00:31:30 But shit like you hasn't got any respect
00:31:33 Second, when I go in somewhere I put
00:31:40 You fuckin' bastard! Look at that!
00:31:45 You fuckin' bastard! You brainless
00:33:08 Verbeek!
00:33:10 Verbeek!
00:33:14 She's our manager.
00:33:16 Who needs a manager
00:33:18 She can help. Tell us
00:33:22 Bullshit!
00:33:24 What can she do? She can't...
00:33:28 I'd like to introduce you to Ivan Van
00:33:33 and today drum roadie.
00:33:35 We'd agreed I was roadie today.
00:33:38 You should be glad you're still alive.
00:33:42 There's only a few left and
00:33:45 Who are you?
00:33:47 the mayor's son, the organiser...
00:33:51 And presenter of all this.
00:33:55 He's got a great arse.
00:33:58 Who d'you think? Eh?
00:34:04 The Feminists.
00:34:09 I've only got six passes.
00:34:13 Beers?
00:34:15 The Feminists. The sausage jockey
00:34:19 Leave Jimmy alone.
00:34:23 Stick it up my arse.
00:34:25 Fuck, you talk like a man!
00:34:28 Hey, Nico, up to your tricks again?
00:34:32 Bring someone to fuck with you?
00:34:34 Yes. But she hasn't got
00:34:37 Arsehole.
00:34:39 Here you are.
00:34:42 That's not right either.
00:34:46 And don't tell my drum roadie
00:34:49 OK, lame brain?
00:34:52 Must remember that.
00:34:55 What with, yeah, right.
00:34:59 Good evening, Leffinge.
00:35:12 Bunch of wankers!
00:00:01 Now you're gonna hear some real music!
00:00:45 Well, well, look who it is.
00:00:47 Are you writing another book?
00:00:49 Yes.
00:00:53 What's the title going to be?
00:00:56 Is it going to be another thick book?
00:00:58 Yes. In the first chapter
00:01:02 Who is?
00:01:05 Oh. Is it going to be a thick book?
00:01:09 Have you got a title already?
00:01:11 Goodbye, I'm going.
00:01:25 Been giving someone a blowjob?
00:01:28 Listen, ma of all managers.
00:01:32 as The Feminists, four handicapped
00:01:36 There may be women or faggots
00:01:39 Rub that red muck off your face.
00:01:48 Found yourself a new victim?
00:02:46 Fuck you!
00:02:50 Fuckin' hell!
00:02:54 Fuck! My dick's caught in it!
00:02:57 My dick's caught in my fuckin' zip!
00:03:48 Next on are Funeral Dress!
00:03:52 And you can all kiss my arse!
00:06:06 Leffinge!
00:06:08 Bunch of bastards!
00:06:11 The following band has come straight
00:06:15 Four handicapped guys.
00:06:19 You with the exploded mattress
00:06:28 Leffinge!
00:09:13 That was crap music! Fuckin' crap music!
00:09:17 And now the jury's going to decide
00:09:22 Meanwhile, we're going to listen to
00:09:27 the biggest tosser who thinks
00:09:31 here is Aldo!
00:10:27 We don't need to go on and on about it.
00:10:32 and that's Harry Mulisch.
00:10:36 I don't agree.
00:10:37 Hear it once and it sticks in your head.
00:10:42 It's rubbish. Useless.
00:10:45 I don't know. It's got shit potential.
00:10:48 The Feminists were the only ones
00:10:52 They're handicapped,
00:10:55 That's one argument.
00:10:58 Vanhegen is handicapped, yeah right!
00:11:02 If he's handicapped, I'm a nun.
00:11:15 D'you know what? Heads or tails.
00:11:18 I'm off.
00:11:20 Heads or tails.
00:11:22 OK. We'll sort it out like that.
00:11:26 Tails is The Feminists.
00:11:29 Up it goes. Oops!
00:11:34 The Feminists have won, guys.
00:11:40 No, it's not. I'm telling you,
00:11:46 What's up with you?
00:11:52 Bunch of arseholes!
00:11:56 Stop throwing beakers!
00:11:57 Here comes the result of the fuckin'
00:12:02 Leffinge that votes for my father.
00:12:05 And my father is a big fat arsehole,
00:12:08 who doesn't know the difference between
00:12:13 Stop that! Or d'you want me
00:12:17 Here comes the result.
00:12:21 In second place, Harry Mulisch.
00:12:24 And in first place, The Feminists!
00:12:30 Come up on stage, guys. Come here.
00:12:34 I've got some questions for you.
00:12:38 How come you're famous
00:13:40 A few days later Verbeek phoned me
00:13:44 He sounded quite official, saying The
00:13:50 I had to laugh.
00:13:52 I said, "Feminists? What fuckin'
00:13:56 Have you been devoured
00:13:59 He just said, "Our manager has got
00:14:04 I went. I was curious.
00:14:07 I knew what they were up to but I was
00:14:12 Lio said I should go,
00:14:16 and I could then tell her all about it.
00:14:21 I went in. I could only just
00:14:24 I told Ma Verbeek she was crazy.
00:14:27 I told them the whole thing
00:14:30 that had lasted a bit too long.
00:14:32 Everyone started shouting and screaming.
00:14:35 Jimmy shouted that
00:14:38 In short, Jimmy became the new drummer
00:14:46 Everyone seemed determined.
00:14:50 I said that they'd forgotten one thing,
00:14:54 that the drum was mine and
00:14:58 I think they understood.
00:15:14 Do you wear a wig?
00:15:27 Later that evening I heard
00:15:31 And it was then
00:15:33 I told her about the King of Siam,
00:15:39 It wasn't because he didn't show them
00:15:44 He was the perfect husband to each wife.
00:15:48 A dick that I could only compare to one
00:15:54 I told her the singer from Harry Mulisch
00:15:58 And that at that moment all I could
00:16:03 Christine started breathing heavily
00:16:07 that we then talked to Big Dick
00:16:11 politics and relationships. And after
00:16:15 about the monster
00:16:18 She asked me
00:16:23 I said I couldn't promise anything
00:16:55 What are you doing here, man?
00:16:59 I had an illegal black woman yesterday.
00:17:03 Strange, eh? That a black woman's blood
00:17:07 It tastes a bit different. More sour.
00:17:10 But she had a fat cunt. That was fine.
00:17:14 What about Ma Verbeek? Eh?
00:17:17 What?
00:17:19 What d'you think?
00:17:22 What's it to you?
00:17:25 But there's Pa Verbeek, all locked up.
00:17:29 What if we were to let him out?
00:17:32 It's a stupid idea, but I'd love to see
00:17:38 and he's not lying there, tied up,
00:17:41 or is sitting at the kitchen table.
00:17:44 She'd piss herself. Great idea!
00:17:47 When?
00:17:49 The Feminists are performing in a bar
00:17:53 That guy's lying there all alone.
00:17:56 Right. OK. Fine. Let's do it.
00:17:59 There's one problem.
00:18:01 We'll have to break in.
00:18:03 Of course I have.
00:18:06 I fuck her day and night.
00:18:08 We'll go separately. If it goes wrong,
00:18:11 You've prepared this, eh?
00:18:52 Turn the light off.
00:18:55 Use your brain.
00:18:58 Turn it on.
00:19:03 You're crazy, man.
00:19:05 Yeah, sometimes. When it suits me.
00:19:08 Let me trash the place.
00:19:14 I feel like trashing...
00:19:18 I've got another idea.
00:19:21 Upstairs.
00:19:30 Straight ahead.
00:19:42 Undo him.
00:19:52 Show that you're a man.
00:20:07 I'm thirsty.
00:20:09 Let's a have a drink first.
00:20:12 We've got plenty of time.
00:20:16 What d'you want, Dries? Wine? Gin?
00:20:19 A beer.
00:20:52 Ma Verbeek.
00:20:54 She treated me like shit sometimes.
00:20:57 She whipped me, had a filthy mouth.
00:21:01 But she paid me attention,
00:21:04 I'm satisfied with that.
00:22:44 From the age of twelve I cycled to
00:22:50 At that time
00:22:54 Rich children went to school
00:22:59 Now they make a big fuss about it.
00:23:01 But they shouldn't forget that
00:23:05 I'm proud of that.
00:23:11 I'm HIV positive. I've got AIDS.
00:23:16 I've had everyone I can.
00:23:21 I don't want to die alone.
00:23:25 I've even had a woman.
00:25:13 I used to play football.
00:25:17 I enjoyed that.
00:25:20 Especially afterwards.
00:25:23 In the shower.
00:25:26 With all the boys from my team.
00:25:31 I liked them all.
00:25:35 But when I got older,
00:25:38 then...
00:25:41 Then it became a problem.
00:25:46 I always got a hard-on.
00:25:50 The others didn't like that.
00:25:54 I had to leave.
00:26:57 Jan.
00:27:03 Jan.
00:27:06 Jan.
00:27:37 Fifty centimetres when it's asleep.
00:27:40 Imagine that between your legs,
00:27:43 But they all came back.
00:27:45 I don't know why.
00:27:49 But they didn't want to fuck,
00:27:52 But I got so fed up with that
00:27:55 They were soon lying
00:27:59 I don't know. A big dick,
00:28:04 When I was six
00:28:09 He wasn't a minister then.
00:28:11 And...
00:28:13 I can clearly remember the feeling of
00:28:18 At that time
00:28:22 And...
00:28:24 I've carried on searching
00:28:29 In fact, I've got him
00:28:43 Loser!