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00:00:22 Reesa from Manhattan,
00:00:25 I date a lot of guys.
00:00:28 I've had more blind dates than
00:00:31 - I'm on tenterhooks, shoot.
00:00:34 you're talking about,
00:00:36 The kind where you're so delirious
00:00:40 I'm waiting for Prince Charming who
00:00:44 - slam me into a wall, and bang my...
00:00:48 First, I don't think love
00:00:51 or oxygen supply.
00:00:54 Well, I'm just saying
00:00:57 I want the excitement, the romance,
00:00:59 Yeah, I do. This Prince Charming
00:01:03 He's good for a few nights in the sack,
00:01:05 but his charm will run thin,
00:01:08 Well, I hear ya, Dr Lloyd, but what
00:01:12 - and passionately in love.
00:01:15 I see. You know who's a bigger flake
00:01:19 His brother, Prince Passion.
00:01:23 about wanting to find real
00:01:26 I'm gonna have to dish out
00:01:28 - Uh-oh.
00:01:30 is a waste of time. You can't
00:01:34 what you're looking for.
00:01:37 Hoping that somebody will want you,
00:01:42 what it is you want.
00:01:45 but what you deserve is a man with
00:01:49 Don't settle for a boyfriend
00:01:54 I'm not really the demanding type.
00:01:56 Don't go there, Reesa.
00:01:58 Hear what she's doing, listeners?
00:02:00 That is the sound of a woman
00:02:03 Why do we do that? I mean,
00:02:07 so why do we keep lowering
00:02:10 I devote a chapter
00:02:13 which come to stores on Wednesday.
00:02:15 I've finally learned that unless
00:02:19 you're going to get
00:02:22 But how am I supposed to know
00:02:24 Spell it out for yourselves.
00:02:28 Is he your equal?
00:02:32 Is he an adult?
00:02:36 - And most of all, L: Is he loving?
00:02:40 - Know anybody like that?
00:02:44 Hold out for it, Reesa.
00:02:48 Oh, Dr Lloyd, you are such a lifesaver.
00:02:51 You're welcome.
00:02:54 - Patrick! Come on!
00:02:56 Hopefully, she went to buy you a muzzle.
00:03:01 - Move it, move it.
00:03:04 Showtunes.
00:03:07 Showtunes.
00:03:10 - More showtunes.
00:03:13 - Obviously. It's sad.
00:03:16 - I hate that lady.
00:03:18 - Mine, too.
00:03:20 I mean my mother.
00:03:22 - What is that?
00:03:25 Next caller.
00:03:29 - Hi. Hi, am I on?
00:03:33 I'm supposed to be getting married this
00:03:37 - Second, third, fourth?
00:03:41 Thinking about calling
00:03:44 Well, I took your online compatibility
00:03:48 OK. That test helps predict
00:03:51 - You're right to consider this...
00:03:54 ...very, very carefully.
00:03:56 Forty-three per cent
00:03:59 All right? You don't want that.
00:04:03 About five months, but he's
00:04:06 But... but... five months?
00:04:08 Sofia, are you scared of being alone?
00:04:13 - I guess so, maybe, yeah.
00:04:16 than being alone?
00:04:19 Being alone with the wrong guy
00:04:23 Doesn't sound like
00:04:26 Wait, are you saying
00:04:28 I'm running out of time, caller,
00:04:33 what you need to do.
00:04:37 Good luck.
00:04:49 Knock-knock.
00:04:51 - Mm, who's there?
00:04:54 - Mm, we don't want any.
00:04:59 - Oh, really?
00:05:03 No, no. I'm too nervous.
00:05:06 "The doctor is in.
00:05:09 The first book from local talk radio
00:05:13 establishes Lloyd as the latest
00:05:17 - Latest what? What did they call me?
00:05:20 I don't know what that means.
00:05:23 - K-H...
00:05:26 ...O...
00:05:28 - OK.
00:05:31 to review a self-help book
00:05:35 "from the Turkish 'hoca':
00:05:39 - B, a wise man. "
00:05:42 Oh! Or "C, a sub-sect
00:05:45 of ancient Ismaili assassins. " Hm.
00:05:49 - Lets go with A, for teacher.
00:05:52 The assassin thing,
00:05:54 - I love New York Magazine.
00:05:57 - Should I write a thank-you note?
00:06:00 Mm. I love fruit.
00:06:03 Yeah, well, that's
00:06:05 We're not done.
00:06:10 - Ah.
00:06:12 OK. Let's see.
00:06:14 "Dr Lloyd's analysis of love's
00:06:18 - and trenchant. "
00:06:21 Is that some kind of fancy word
00:06:24 - Direct and incisive.
00:06:27 What? I saw it on Jeopardy.
00:06:29 Why didn't they just say,
00:06:32 Read the sports page to us, huh?
00:06:34 "Physical gifts can offer
00:06:37 into the human heart
00:06:40 - Whoa. Trouble, one o'clock.
00:06:44 Oh, my ass!
00:06:46 - Hey! Hey, Sofia! Sof!
00:06:50 I'm reading about that lady that helped
00:06:54 - Very trenchant stuff.
00:06:57 - because I gotta be someplace.
00:06:59 Hey, fellas! Stop the truck!
00:07:03 Sof, come on.
00:07:06 - Well, I've been busy.
00:07:10 Talk to him, Sof.
00:07:13 Oh, don't do that, Sof!
00:07:19 Please come out here
00:07:22 No, no, no, not you, sir.
00:07:27 - Firemen. We don't arrest people.
00:07:30 Sof! I'm not gonna go anywhere
00:07:42 I don't understand. You know,
00:07:46 talkin' about names for our kids,
00:07:50 - She's a doctor.
00:07:52 Of what? Talk to me, here.
00:07:56 Patrick, it's over.
00:07:59 I'm sorry.
00:08:00 OK? It's over.
00:08:05 I gotta go.
00:08:12 All right, show's over, folks! Let's
00:08:17 I met someone I like, but all
00:08:21 - What do your friends say?
00:08:23 It's just the sex.
00:08:25 I'm just running away from many more
00:08:29 - Because...
00:08:31 So they say.
00:08:52 - There's Patrick!
00:08:56 - Patrick...
00:09:00 Can you not see
00:09:04 How can he eat when the woman
00:09:08 virtually without explanation
00:09:12 cuckolding him with some other man.
00:09:23 - Good night, everybody.
00:09:59 - Hey.
00:10:02 I'm giving Ann Coulter's
00:10:06 Ajay, come on, man.
00:10:08 - You can get into serious trouble.
00:10:12 See the clipping
00:10:15 Who in their right mind
00:10:17 - Whoever we want.
00:10:20 Check this out.
00:10:25 - Who's that?
00:10:27 - The love doctor?
00:10:30 - Oh, I don't know about this, Ajay.
00:10:34 All you ever do is walk around muttering
00:10:38 or letting her have it
00:10:41 OK, for one, I've never said,
00:10:43 If you've moved on, that's different,
00:10:46 and I'm happy you
00:10:49 Wait, whoa.
00:10:52 Maybe me tellin' her how I feel
00:10:57 you know, important for my growth
00:11:00 What am I, your yogi? I thought
00:11:09 - Let's do it.
00:11:11 Oh, no.
00:11:13 Now you're married.
00:11:15 I'm married.
00:11:16 - I'm what?
00:11:20 - According to who?
00:11:23 - The state of New York.
00:11:25 - I have never been married.
00:11:30 Emmaline Willing Lloyd?
00:11:34 Your real name is Emmaline?
00:11:36 A lot of things
00:11:38 - How do we fix this?
00:11:42 Have them notarised. Bring them back.
00:11:45 - I can't believe I didn't know.
00:11:48 - Fiancé.
00:11:50 - I don't have a husband.
00:11:54 - of Astoria, New York?
00:11:56 - I don't know.
00:11:58 His address is right there.
00:12:01 - Astoria?
00:12:03 I know a lawyer
00:12:05 - I'm sure that won't be necessary.
00:12:09 Yours, I might add.
00:12:10 - You don't think I was married.
00:12:13 It's just the timing
00:12:15 - I know.
00:12:18 of a moving memoir
00:12:21 as the next Maya Angelou who turns out
00:12:24 ...Maya Angelou.
00:12:27 I didn't. The headline
00:12:30 - just flashed before my eyes.
00:12:33 On top of everything,
00:12:36 They haven't announced which publishers
00:12:39 So one self-help author
00:12:42 from being married,
00:12:45 I understand completely. Trust me.
00:12:48 Everything will be fine...
00:12:56 - You don't need this.
00:13:02 - Go get 'em.
00:13:45 Hello?
00:13:48 Hello?
00:13:55 Hello? Excuse me?
00:13:58 You're not Patrick Sullivan, are you?
00:14:00 - You are? No.
00:14:04 - I hope so. Is this 230133rd Street?
00:14:08 I'm looking for someone who lives here
00:14:12 Patrick.
00:14:19 Keep going, tall lady! Keep going!
00:14:32 Excuse me?
00:14:34 Excuse me, sir? Officer?
00:14:39 Hello!
00:14:41 Hey. Hey, I'm sorry...
00:14:44 No, no, no! That's fine. Um, can you
00:14:57 - We couldn't get that lady out.
00:15:00 - She knocked you with her skillet.
00:15:03 - Patrick?
00:15:05 You won't believe this.
00:15:08 from the radio walked in here.
00:15:09 - I believe you.
00:15:11 - What's she doin'?
00:15:14 - I was told he might be here.
00:15:17 - She looked over.
00:15:19 - Um, whatever he's having.
00:15:22 It's walkin' right this way.
00:15:25 - It's takin' its coat off.
00:15:27 Ltjust looked at me again.
00:15:31 It's comin' right for me.
00:15:36 Patrick Sullivan?
00:15:39 - I'm Emma Lloyd.
00:15:43 Hey, I, uh... I dropped my chalk.
00:15:46 - This is my opponent, Larry Berlson.
00:15:50 How do you do?
00:15:52 - We all are.
00:15:54 - Mine?
00:15:56 - Knock yourself out.
00:15:58 - Don't play?
00:15:59 Then you're stripes.
00:16:02 - No, no, Mr Sullivan. I'm here to...
00:16:06 Perhaps I can get you an herbal tea?
00:16:12 Nine in the corner.
00:16:17 We need another round.
00:16:19 Mr Sullivan. Something
00:16:22 - and it could make a mess of my life.
00:16:25 - It's certainly not your fault.
00:16:27 Um, all right.
00:16:30 You see, um, uh,
00:16:34 That is too bad!
00:16:36 Congratulations on the other thing.
00:16:42 Thank you. That won't be necessary.
00:16:44 It's necessary. I feel a toast
00:16:48 - I know you.
00:16:50 Yeah, yeah.
00:16:53 - You're that lady I hear on the radio.
00:16:57 - Have you ever been on television?
00:17:00 - I love television.
00:17:04 Oh, well, has it been
00:17:06 Oh, you have no idea.
00:17:10 - Oh, really? That is so nice to hear.
00:17:14 - To the bride and ever-changing life!
00:17:17 To the bride!
00:17:21 Mr Sullivan, as I was saying,
00:17:25 Be careful. Forty-three per cent
00:17:28 That's right. It's all
00:17:31 - So true. It's so true.
00:17:34 Richard, and I,
00:17:37 - Richard from dispatch? Asshole.
00:17:41 - we go to city hall...
00:17:43 Richard!
00:17:47 - And I don't want any more.
00:17:49 Don't want Richie to see
00:17:52 Tony! Give me
00:17:54 Herbal tea, coming up!
00:17:57 Very funny, Mr Sullivan. Very funny.
00:18:02 - I'll have you know I don't get drunk.
00:18:05 No. My father taught me a good trick
00:18:08 You simply recite
00:18:11 - Out loud?
00:18:13 Watch and learn, gentlemen.
00:18:17 Madison and Monroe.
00:18:20 - Carter!
00:18:22 - Reagan!
00:18:25 - Bush!
00:18:27 Do you think maybe we
00:18:30 - Maybe your fiancé's worried.
00:18:33 That is exactly what
00:18:35 - OK.
00:18:37 - it seems we're married.
00:18:40 We... are married!
00:18:44 - I thought you were marrying Richie.
00:18:46 - I'm over here.
00:18:48 Uh, yes, it seems that we,
00:18:52 are victims of a glitch in some
00:18:56 I don't know, has married us.
00:18:58 - A glitch?
00:19:02 - Oh, boy.
00:19:08 ...so kind as
00:19:13 Ow!
00:19:18 Washington, Madison, Adamson...
00:19:21 - Are you a fireman?
00:19:24 I always liked you guys.
00:19:29 Lights are out now.
00:20:04 Sorry about that.
00:20:28 Oh! Ouch!
00:21:30 Hello? Oh, no!
00:21:33 Oh, no! Oh, no!
00:21:41 Oh, my God!
00:21:44 Oh, my God!
00:21:46 Oh!
00:21:51 Oh, my God.
00:22:10 Oh!
00:22:19 Excuse me.
00:22:27 - Good morning, Dr Lloyd.
00:22:32 - Someone had a rough night.
00:22:37 Excuse me.
00:22:43 - Oh, my.
00:22:46 - What?
00:22:48 Outfit I keep for emergencies.
00:22:50 Richard called six and a half times.
00:22:52 He was looking desperate.
00:22:55 - Can you get him for me?
00:22:57 - Why do you do that?
00:22:59 - The outfit?
00:23:02 - I had a date.
00:23:03 You know we're not remotely
00:23:06 - Richard. Aspirin. Coffee.
00:23:09 - Now!
00:23:16 Richard, sweetheart.
00:23:20 I was in Queens so I thought I'd stay at
00:23:24 - Why didn't you call?
00:23:27 - with your mom's dress.
00:23:29 - with my mom's wedding dress.
00:23:32 - She knows it.
00:23:34 - It's beautiful.
00:23:36 - Yes! I found Sullivan.
00:23:39 - I'd love some.
00:23:40 - I've got the papers.
00:23:42 Not on me.
00:23:44 - Coffee filters?
00:23:46 I know they have to be notarised.
00:23:48 - Sure.
00:23:50 You have enough on your plate without
00:23:55 Emma, your husband would
00:23:58 - Who?
00:24:00 ...have them on you?
00:24:02 Can you hold please? Not a word.
00:24:06 Hello? You there? Hello?
00:24:08 - Ah! Mr Sullivan?
00:24:11 Let me get to the point. I left some
00:24:14 - Richard! Phone!
00:24:17 - one second? Don't go away.
00:24:21 Richard, sweetheart,
00:24:24 - What's going on?
00:24:27 - I can't. I'll meet you tonight.
00:24:31 Husband! Cell!
00:24:35 Oh! Mr Sullivan? Mr Sullivan!
00:24:39 - Wilder, here.
00:24:41 - Your father on two.
00:24:44 - Gonna wait for your coffee?
00:24:48 I don't know what
00:24:50 I'm just glad
00:24:53 Does it look like I'm having fun?
00:24:56 You drove all the way in
00:25:00 Actually, I was hoping
00:25:03 - for a banana split like the old days.
00:25:07 Ah, well, my timing's
00:25:10 Don't keep your husbands waiting.
00:25:13 - It's not what you think.
00:25:16 Mr Sullivan?
00:25:19 - Excuse me?
00:25:21 - Car's downstairs. You're late.
00:25:24 - Yes.
00:25:26 - Yeah.
00:25:28 I tell you this, you do one hell
00:25:32 - That doesn't sound like me.
00:25:34 - What do you mean?
00:25:36 You're where?
00:25:40 Can you hear me now?
00:25:43 What I want is a rather large stack
00:25:46 - I got 'em right here.
00:25:49 - Coffee?
00:25:51 - I know a notary not far from here.
00:25:54 This appointment
00:25:57 - Sounds important.
00:25:59 - Like I said, important stuff.
00:26:02 and she's Marilyn Hirschfield,
00:26:05 - These appointments are hard...
00:26:07 - What are you doing? Hey!
00:26:09 - This cake is fantastic!
00:26:14 - Can I get another slice of this one?
00:26:18 It's my fiancée. She's on the fence
00:26:21 - I am not.
00:26:23 - Sure.
00:26:25 - Yeah, absolutely. How much is this?
00:26:28 Bullshit! It's free!
00:26:32 - Here you are, sir.
00:26:35 - Would you like a sip?
00:26:39 Holy crap! Cake down.
00:26:41 I need a spoon. Don't worry about it.
00:26:44 Here we have our dark Belgian chocolate
00:26:48 - Thank you.
00:26:54 Oh, my God! Do you know
00:26:57 it tastes like a Ring Ding!
00:27:00 No, no, no. That's all right.
00:27:04 - Ah! Ah!
00:27:06 - Mmm?
00:27:07 - Mm. It's yummy.
00:27:12 Mm-hm. Um, may I, um... may I just
00:27:17 Attagirl! Milk for my bride.
00:27:20 Milks all around.
00:27:21 - Hey, where you ladies from?
00:27:24 Wow! You must really like cake.
00:27:26 Yeah, you gotta try this,
00:27:29 Hey, hey, can we get, uh, some
00:27:33 Darling, I am certain
00:27:36 Baby, I got this covered.
00:27:39 - Quite a handful you got there.
00:27:42 Impulsive, unpredictable. You never
00:27:46 - Full of surprises.
00:27:49 - Of course it is.
00:27:52 - Here you go, ladies.
00:27:55 when we first met. Everybody
00:27:59 but we had so much fun.
00:28:04 Hey! What are you ladies
00:28:06 - Talking about the men in our lives.
00:28:09 - Never mind.
00:28:14 Oh, honey, you tell the story.
00:28:17 No, no, no, no, no. No, you tell it.
00:28:23 - Please?
00:28:25 - You ladies heard of pro wrestling?
00:28:29 Oh, he's such a kidder. Kidder.
00:28:31 It was a, um, uh... a blind date.
00:28:34 - Oh?
00:28:37 Yes! Fixed up.
00:28:40 It was two separate blind dates
00:28:43 - Both goin' terribly.
00:28:45 Think about those people who set us up.
00:28:47 - Susie and Allen.
00:28:49 - What the hell did they know?
00:28:53 Well, I mean, come on. Look at her.
00:28:57 - A guy would have to be blind.
00:29:02 and then the band started playing this
00:29:06 And suddenly he was next to me and
00:29:14 - What was the song?
00:29:16 - Mm-hm?
00:29:19 - Oh.
00:29:22 # Dinner and wine
00:29:25 # I was never in love
00:29:28 - Honey, Every Woman in the World.
00:29:32 # Laughing myself to sleep
00:29:34 # Waking up lonely
00:29:38 # Oh, oh, oh
00:29:39 # Girl, you're every woman
00:29:45 # You're my fantasy
00:29:47 - # You're my reality
00:29:59 That was totally
00:30:01 Known each other for two hours
00:30:05 We don't have a song.
00:30:18 Emma Lloyd, Deepak Manaam Chaturvedi.
00:30:21 - Mr Manaam Chater...
00:30:23 - Mr Deep.
00:30:25 The passed-out lady
00:30:28 Yes, that would be me.
00:30:31 - I brought you a little something.
00:30:35 Do we have to do this right now?
00:30:40 Delicious.
00:30:41 - It's not unlike a Ring Ding.
00:30:44 I'm sure you'd really love
00:30:46 but I have to get home
00:30:49 - If you don't mind...
00:30:52 - I took a test.
00:30:54 Um, how long do you
00:30:57 Let's just review, hm?
00:31:00 Signatures... check.
00:31:03 Dates... check.
00:31:08 My seal and you'll be
00:31:11 - Oh!
00:31:14 A year.
00:31:16 As long as it takes.
00:31:18 Anything you can do to hurry?
00:31:21 - Trying to bribe a public official?
00:31:26 I'm late, and I'll send
00:31:28 That will be more than enough time.
00:31:31 - I could bring it by the office.
00:31:34 Thank you, Mr Sullivan,
00:31:37 Well, thank you for thanking me,
00:31:41 - A year?
00:31:43 You had your fun. This is too far.
00:31:46 - A nice lady like that?
00:31:49 of her own medicine, period.
00:31:53 - She's starting to grow on me.
00:31:57 No growing on anyone by anyone.
00:32:01 no shines taken to, none of it.
00:32:06 Now, go. You and Ajay
00:32:11 Out!
00:32:13 Dr Lloyd! This way, please!
00:32:15 Dr Lloyd? This camera, please.
00:32:18 - Smile, please.
00:32:21 - Hi.
00:32:24 - Sign this.
00:32:28 - And where's Richard?
00:32:31 Thanks.
00:32:33 - Hi! Oh!
00:32:35 - It's wonderful. I can't believe it.
00:32:38 OK.
00:32:40 - I have so much to tell you.
00:32:43 - Um, they're at the notary.
00:32:47 - Make that out to him.
00:32:48 He wasn't coming, then his
00:32:51 How could it be bad?
00:32:54 - You look stunning.
00:32:56 - What happened to your head?
00:32:58 A pigeon flew into me.
00:33:03 - Emma? You remember Dr Benton?
00:33:13 No sooner do we leave you then, bang,
00:33:17 Oh! From the cake tasting!
00:33:19 I felt so foolish, I went
00:33:23 - Oh, that's unnecessary.
00:33:26 your very sensible observation
00:33:30 - Are they good things?
00:33:34 but I was surprised that a helpless
00:33:37 - Me? Helpless?
00:33:40 Hopelessly helpless,
00:33:43 So my husband, Karl, returns
00:33:47 there is an invitation to this
00:33:52 When you say Karl,
00:33:55 Bollenbecker.
00:33:56 - It's a small world, isn't it?
00:34:00 Teeny. Like a marble.
00:34:04 I had to drag Karl
00:34:07 - It is a girly book.
00:34:09 Karl can be very girly. Only that he
00:34:13 - whose company he intends to liquidate.
00:34:18 - Who, Richard?
00:34:22 After this party, you and Richard
00:34:25 If Karl sees the man I saw,
00:34:31 That is unbelievably kind of you,
00:34:35 but you see, Richard and I made plans
00:34:38 Only one thing
00:34:41 and it's to bring your fiancé to dinner.
00:34:50 Oh! Oh, oh, my husband hates you,
00:34:54 Not at all.
00:34:56 - To...
00:35:01 Um... thank you.
00:35:06 Oh, hey, hey.
00:35:08 Richard! Sweetheart.
00:35:12 - Remember Greta Bollenbecker?
00:35:15 - It's a small world.
00:35:19 - It must be the global warming.
00:35:22 - to my husband.
00:35:24 is Karl Bollenbecker,
00:35:27 your publishing house and he's thinking
00:35:31 - Wait, I own a publishing house?
00:35:34 so please just focus, concentrate.
00:35:38 This is him.
00:35:40 - You must be the cake dunker.
00:35:43 - That's my Richard!
00:35:48 I actually just came
00:35:50 - You play football?
00:35:53 Podolski!
00:35:56 I own his team and he is a magnificent
00:36:01 You own the Bayern München club?
00:36:03 Why don't you use Klose on defence?
00:36:06 - That's what I told that stupid coach.
00:36:10 - We agree.
00:36:13 - What...?
00:36:15 We give each other hand noogies.
00:36:19 Your name is Carl as well?
00:36:23 Yes, teeny! Like a gimlet. Yes, my tiny,
00:36:27 No. Big. Older, but not by much.
00:36:30 - Carl, who I love so very, very much.
00:36:34 - Wine?
00:36:38 - Carl? Carl?
00:36:42 This is Karl Bollenbecker
00:36:45 - and we're so charmed by your sister.
00:36:50 who seems to find fault with
00:36:53 - But not Podolski.
00:36:58 So, you sound English,
00:37:01 - Can I borrow Emma?
00:37:04 A hand noogie!
00:37:09 Who is that man out there
00:37:11 - I can explain.
00:37:13 - Sullivan! Honey, you're stress-eating.
00:37:16 I wasn't at my father's. I was with
00:37:20 but in his apartment drunk. That sounds
00:37:24 Beyond that, I'm not certain,
00:37:27 with papers when I had
00:37:29 which you refused to go
00:37:31 - Get back to the Bollenbeckers!
00:37:34 At the cake tasting,
00:37:37 And she thought Sullivan was my fiancé
00:37:42 But this lady wasn't sweet at all.
00:37:45 - which I didn't know.
00:37:48 I do. Had I known I wouldn't
00:37:51 But it did continue until everyone
00:37:54 especially Mrs Bollenbecker
00:37:57 - He's a singer?
00:38:00 - Darling, are you sure you want that?
00:38:05 He came to bring me
00:38:08 But then there was Mrs Bollenbecker.
00:38:12 - And I am tiny brother Carl.
00:38:17 But, uh, oh, look! Mini-cupcakes.
00:38:20 Look, Emma. I only got
00:38:23 but this seems to be something
00:38:26 So before you harpoon what is left of my
00:38:30 No, no, no, you can't!
00:38:33 - What?
00:38:36 Terminate! No, liquidate! That's it.
00:38:39 sell it all off! Everything must go!
00:38:43 - But he did come!
00:38:46 She made him come so he could meet you.
00:38:48 Oh, look. I think he's
00:38:53 Oh, all right, I...
00:38:55 Man owns so many entities, I can buy
00:38:59 so we just have to get through this.
00:39:02 And a dinner. Tonight. It was Mrs B's
00:39:07 - He's gone.
00:39:08 - No, Sullivan. He's gone.
00:39:10 - Get him there!
00:39:18 - Is Sullivan even in here?
00:39:21 Not now, Marcy.
00:39:25 - Find the lioness within.
00:39:28 Mr Sullivan, Emma Lloyd here.
00:39:32 Here's the deal.
00:39:33 My entire career, and my marriage to
00:39:40 Frankly, I need you.
00:40:01 - Hello?
00:40:04 - "Oh, my God" if he's not.
00:40:07 - Oh, my God!
00:40:09 - You got hit by a cab?
00:40:12 What hospital are you in? I'll be
00:40:17 - Who was hit by a cab?
00:40:21 Oh! So it was only your foot?
00:40:26 Oh!
00:40:28 Carl, he got...
00:40:32 - Carl can't catch a break.
00:40:36 Richard, I was beginning to think a man
00:40:42 for so long might not be
00:40:46 But, no matter.
00:40:51 Karl, I know how important
00:40:55 with the Bollenbecker Group,
00:40:57 but I've got this family thing.
00:41:00 And where I come from,
00:41:03 So I'm just here
00:41:09 - Could be a lot of fun.
00:41:13 To family!
00:41:40 You look beautiful.
00:41:47 Nice crowd for your upanayanam, man.
00:41:52 - What's with all the white people?
00:41:55 - Even that one?
00:41:59 Welcome, Emma.
00:42:02 Get up there.
00:42:54 Oh, I love my husband
00:42:58 and it only gets worse...
00:43:01 My husband snores all the time.
00:43:04 - Tight slap.
00:43:07 - Why do they snore?
00:43:13 It's part of the tradition.
00:43:16 the groom would search his bride's body
00:43:21 Ah! That's naughty.
00:44:44 - Did I happen to say thank you?
00:44:52 You're not the person
00:44:55 Likewise, Dr Lloyd.
00:45:01 I can't. I have to go.
00:45:12 Wilder? It's me. Can you come get me?
00:45:38 - Hey.
00:45:44 - You did good tonight.
00:45:59 You gotta tell her, man.
00:46:05 All right. Goodnight, you two.
00:46:10 Oh, um, honestly, Wilder.
00:46:12 What am I doing? Running around
00:46:16 crashing Indian bar mitzvahs two
00:46:19 - who's technically my husband.
00:46:23 - Would you like another one?
00:46:26 - I used extra eggs.
00:46:30 - I wish Mom were here.
00:46:33 She'd know exactly what to tell you,
00:46:36 You're doing all right, actually.
00:46:39 - You still make a mean breakfast.
00:46:42 He also makes amazing smoothies.
00:46:45 - Um, no. Uh, Lauren, this is Emma.
00:46:49 - Oh, my God.
00:46:51 My mom loves you. I'd listen to your
00:46:55 Which reminds me, is there a mall here,
00:46:59 Oh, there's a Toys "R" Us.
00:47:02 Nice to meet you.
00:47:05 Um, excuse us a minute.
00:47:08 - Is there something wrong with you?
00:47:11 I'm just late and I have
00:47:15 - Don'tjump to conclusions.
00:47:18 Thanks for breakfast, Father.
00:47:20 Sorry I can't stick around
00:47:23 You don't know everything
00:47:25 No, like some things never get old,
00:47:30 Look, this time, you're
00:47:36 Goodbye, Wilder.
00:47:39 Bye, sweetheart.
00:47:42 Daddy loves you, nonetheless.
00:47:51 The golf tee white is stylish,
00:47:55 And it's not as common as the
00:47:59 but it's a bit boring.
00:48:02 The Navajo white is bolder,
00:48:05 I don't know, um...
00:48:09 - In what way?
00:48:12 Yes, but different,
00:48:17 Are you not going
00:48:19 Well, I assumed it went pretty well.
00:48:22 Bollenbecker Group just renewed my
00:48:25 Now, all we need to do is file those
00:48:29 Um, well...
00:48:35 I don't have the papers.
00:48:38 - What's going on, Em?
00:48:41 He had them at the book signing.
00:48:44 Indian bar mitzvah, don't ask,
00:48:49 - I had them in my hands!
00:48:51 - It's so unlike me.
00:48:54 I'm gonna take care of everything
00:48:59 A white lie is still a lie.
00:49:02 but anyone's who's looking
00:49:05 So I should tell him the truth.
00:49:07 I'm saying that a cream-coloured,
00:49:12 will erode the foundation
00:49:15 - You're getting married soon, right?
00:49:20 Your fiancé must be a lucky man
00:49:24 We're both very lucky.
00:49:26 Brother Carl.
00:49:29 Let's drop the bullshit, shall we?
00:49:33 - Richard Braxton, as you well know.
00:49:37 Hell, we're practically family.
00:49:40 You behaved like a real gentleman
00:49:43 Emma tells me you did me a good turn
00:49:45 - and I appreciate that.
00:49:48 I have to play the spoil-sport
00:49:51 - so we can go separate ways.
00:49:54 - No, that's not gonna happen.
00:49:57 She and I have a life
00:49:59 and I want to keep it that way.
00:50:03 - not to see her, call her, text her.
00:50:09 Somebody in your circle seems
00:50:14 - What do you mean?
00:50:18 as Emma calls it,
00:50:21 You might be technologically-challenged.
00:50:24 - might be able to pull this off?
00:50:33 I intend to find out who did this.
00:50:39 [# Nouvelle Vague: Ever Fallen in Love
00:51:03 Something wrong with him.
00:51:11 I know you've been there.
00:51:14 Sounds like a crush. You're a grown
00:51:18 ...far bigger problems
00:51:21 You're dreaming! Wake up, girl. Do you
00:51:25 Is he dependable?
00:51:28 Smart, successful, beautiful women
00:51:31 You may think the chemistry
00:51:36 Take a look at the compatibility
00:51:40 - You'll find it illuminating.
00:51:43 Thank you, caller.
00:51:47 I'm reading your book, too.
00:51:50 - or does that term offend?
00:51:53 - Who does it help, exactly?
00:51:59 See, the thing is, I, um... I haven't
00:52:04 - Perhaps you're a slow reader.
00:52:07 to find somebody to love, or how you
00:52:11 All it does is tell you what's wrong
00:52:15 That to me, well,
00:52:17 Perhaps it is you who are wrong for
00:52:22 What is it you know about me
00:52:25 - I don't know you.
00:52:27 I don't. Since you called,
00:52:29 Instead of blaming others
00:52:32 - consider looking at yourself.
00:52:35 - Well, stop fogging up the mirror.
00:52:41 - Did you just hang up on a caller?
00:52:45 Hello? Hello? Uh, hello?
00:52:51 It must be those cell phones,
00:52:54 Thanks to my caller for calling
00:52:59 for the next
00:53:06 Are you crazy? How dare you come to my
00:53:10 I'm flipping through this
00:53:12 - that maybe I ought to call in!
00:53:16 - No. I stole it from your party.
00:53:19 And I took your compatibility quiz.
00:53:21 - Really? How did you do?
00:53:24 my lifestyle is wholly unsuitable to
00:53:28 - like this.
00:53:32 New York City Fire Department.
00:53:34 Please exit the elevator.
00:53:38 - What are you doing?
00:53:41 Is that really what you think of me?
00:53:46 I don't think of you.
00:53:49 You want to see unsuitable?
00:54:09 Hey, security,
00:54:11 - what's the story with the elevator?
00:54:13 - My wife loves her show.
00:54:18 I can't even get a guy
00:54:20 - Step back, please.
00:54:24 - Zoom in a little bit.
00:54:28 I've had enough of this. Excuse me, sir?
00:54:34 I'm gonna have to ask you
00:54:37 Come down to the lobby immediately.
00:54:41 Stop it now, please.
00:55:10 - Sorry about that.
00:55:12 - Kissing you thing.
00:55:15 - Carried away.
00:55:19 I'm getting married.
00:55:23 Yeah.
00:55:27 You love him?
00:55:29 I only ask this because...
00:55:32 being that I'm your husband and
00:55:36 I have this vested interest
00:55:39 I want to be happy. Don't you?
00:55:43 What is happiness anyway?
00:55:47 I don't know.
00:55:49 You tell me, you wrote the book.
00:55:51 I guess I don't know.
00:56:05 - Patrick...
00:56:10 You, too.
00:56:14 - Thanks.
00:56:24 Oh! Oh, oh!
00:57:13 I'm sorry I'm late.
00:57:17 Don't worry. When I arrived, I told them
00:57:22 - How's that for timing?
00:57:25 Actually, I kind of do.
00:57:28 I heard your show today.
00:57:30 - That was Sullivan, I take it?
00:57:32 The good news is I got the papers.
00:57:35 Everything but page 127,
00:57:39 - We'll never see him again.
00:57:43 I am.
00:57:47 Well, I've got something
00:57:49 Harry Winston finished our rings.
00:57:55 Wow!
00:57:58 See, the circle of eternity
00:58:01 - No. They did mine wrong.
00:58:06 - It's perfect.
00:58:09 Not "I do, I do, I do. "
00:58:21 Em, you're under a tremendous
00:58:24 It's not stress, Richard.
00:58:27 I'm really confused.
00:58:30 Well, I'm not confused, Em.
00:58:33 I think you and I are the perfect team.
00:58:38 But I am not gonna
00:58:42 Take a few days
00:58:44 In fact, why don't we
00:58:47 Richard.
00:58:51 We had a really
00:58:55 He was sweet and funny,
00:58:58 - There was no... Exactly.
00:59:01 Yeah, let me
00:59:04 Sparks cause fires and fires
00:59:08 Keep searching for good ol' Sparky,
00:59:11 Trust me on that, OK?
00:59:24 Oh, I'm so hungry!
00:59:28 Wilder!
00:59:32 Actually, his girlfriend's daughter
00:59:36 - Hello, Emma.
00:59:41 So, um, why the big secret?
00:59:44 I wanted to tell you.
00:59:48 as caterer
00:59:50 - Is that what you call it?
00:59:53 - of yours to get out of paying my bill.
00:59:57 There you go again,
01:00:02 You've been together for almost a year.
01:00:06 You've met so many women over the years,
01:00:09 on this introduction
01:00:11 - And are we?
01:00:14 I can't even keep track of all
01:00:19 Sorry.
01:00:24 Dad? I know I never asked you,
01:00:27 but, um, what do you think of Richard?
01:00:31 Well, sure, honey. What's not to like?
01:00:36 - Is that a compliment?
01:00:40 I've never told you
01:00:43 That's always been in your department.
01:00:46 So, what if I'm, uh,
01:00:49 and I'm asking for a second opinion?
01:00:53 Well, I think Richard is a...
01:00:57 ...a good, safe bet. You know?
01:00:59 He's the kind of guy
01:01:02 and advised other women to pursue,
01:01:06 Probably the type of fellow that my
01:01:10 Look, honey, I mean,
01:01:13 I've made some big mistakes in my life,
01:01:17 but if I hadn't I probably wouldn't have
01:01:21 when it came along. You don't
01:01:26 It's OK to make a couple mistakes.
01:01:38 - Hello, tall lady!
01:01:41 Emma, you're drenched.
01:01:43 - Move, she has to eat something.
01:01:46 Can't you see that she's not here
01:01:51 She's come for the man she loves.
01:01:53 Here you are with your "come, come"
01:01:57 You're standing in the course
01:02:00 Through the beads,
01:02:07 What?
01:02:14 Yeah, it's raining.
01:02:16 Figured you'd have the day off.
01:02:20 Come in.
01:02:27 Oh, here you go.
01:02:29 Let me, uh,
01:02:33 - Patrick?
01:02:37 I think I called off my wedding.
01:02:45 Emma, I...
01:02:55 - What?
01:03:51 Oh.
01:03:54 - How's it going in there, babe?
01:03:58 - We're having toast!
01:04:01 OK.
01:04:27 # You're my fantasy
01:04:30 # You're my reality
01:04:37 # Every woman in the world
01:04:40 What is this? And this? And this?
01:04:45 No, Emma, it's not what you think.
01:04:47 - Emma! Emma, wait!
01:04:49 I saw the invitation. You're married?
01:04:51 - No! No, I'm not married!
01:04:56 Emma! Emma, I can explain.
01:04:58 Yeah? What, that this is no accident?
01:05:02 No, you. You are the glitch.
01:05:06 invaded my privacy,
01:05:10 I almost called off my wedding for you!
01:05:13 I trusted you! I had sex with you.
01:05:16 You're just some sort of con man,
01:05:19 - Know what? Don't flatter yourself.
01:05:23 Richard warned me about you. I warn
01:05:27 - I'm worse than my own callers.
01:05:29 Thank you.
01:05:31 Can I show you something? Please?
01:05:38 Do you know her?
01:05:41 - No, I don't.
01:05:46 That's Sofia, as in "You're cordially
01:05:50 of Patrick Thomas Sullivan
01:05:54 She's Dominican. We met on the job.
01:05:57 polishing those nails of hers.
01:06:01 and sat next to her hospital bed
01:06:03 - What does this have to do with me?
01:06:07 Listened to it every day.
01:06:10 - You probably don't remember.
01:06:13 - You told her to call off the wedding.
01:06:16 Someone you don't know and can't
01:06:19 and mine forever.
01:06:22 I guess I wanted
01:06:25 About what it's like to have your
01:06:29 I wanted to knock you down a peg.
01:06:34 - You did.
01:06:36 - Goodbye, Patrick.
01:06:39 Emma.
01:07:06 It's beautiful.
01:07:08 I was just thinking how... how it's
01:07:16 Are you here?
01:07:20 If you'll have me.
01:07:23 Do you mean you still
01:07:27 I do.
01:07:29 I do. I do.
01:07:34 As many of you have heard,
01:07:37 People keep asking me if I'm nervous.
01:07:40 My eyes are open and what I see
01:07:44 but the man of my reality.
01:07:46 He's who he says he is,
01:07:49 If you want to close your eyes
01:07:52 try the high-diving board at the YMCA.
01:07:57 There's a generation of men
01:08:00 in search of the
01:08:04 But until we learn the difference
01:08:09 we're just searching in vain for
01:08:13 Here we are. Until next time.
01:08:51 Ask yourself serious questions.
01:08:53 Couples shouldn't have to hide.
01:08:56 Irresponsible. Dependable?
01:08:59 Does he give you a stable universe?
01:09:03 Stop obsessing about this old girlfriend
01:09:08 It's a hard decision.
01:09:10 Trust me on that. Next caller.
01:09:13 Trust me on that, OK?
01:09:15 Um... I don't know.
01:09:18 - Real Love is just a theory.
01:09:21 but based on ten years of research
01:09:25 statistical analysis of men and women
01:09:29 What if you're wrong?
01:09:33 Hello? You still there?
01:09:52 Take that one.
01:09:57 It's 15 minutes after the hour and
01:10:00 Dr Emma Lloyd.
01:10:02 Uh...
01:10:04 Yep, we got time
01:10:06 Patrick of Astoria.
01:10:13 - Patrick of Astoria.
01:10:15 I thought for a second
01:10:18 Thousands of people are listening. Let's
01:10:22 There's... there's this girl that I'm...
01:10:27 That I have fallen for.
01:10:30 And, uh, well the trick is she's...
01:10:34 And if that's what she really wants,
01:10:37 That's very generous of you,
01:10:40 There's one other thing that...
01:10:43 ...that she doesn't know.
01:10:45 The thing that
01:10:49 - The thing she doesn't know...
01:10:52 ...is that I love her.
01:10:54 You know, I, uh, I look at her
01:10:58 And I just thought
01:11:02 I'm afraid that's
01:11:05 This is Dr Emma Lloyd.
01:11:09 And you're listening to Real Love.
01:11:11 Where's she going?
01:11:13 - Get in there.
01:11:15 Let's see, we got, um, Chuck
01:11:17 on line four is looking
01:11:20 and Maria on line two
01:11:25 - Yeah?
01:11:27 How you doin'?
01:11:39 Well? Do you really like it?
01:11:42 - Perfect. You're perfect.
01:11:46 It's an interesting segue.
01:11:49 - Did you listen to the show last night?
01:11:52 - He loves me.
01:11:54 The entire tri-state area knows.
01:11:58 - What am I gonna do?
01:12:02 - I heard that.
01:12:05 - just what you always wanted, huh?
01:12:08 Instead you got you and me.
01:12:10 We didn't do too badly, did we?
01:12:14 Yeah, we were.
01:12:19 But I see a comeback in the making.
01:12:22 Yeah?
01:12:29 For a guy who's waited
01:12:32 he sure is cutting it close,
01:12:35 - Do you know how I know I love you?
01:12:38 Because nothing in the world would
01:12:42 We don't want
01:12:45 I should go see how Emma's doing.
01:12:58 - Take it off, Marcy. It's crooked.
01:13:01 Oh, so this goes like this.
01:13:08 And this... goes here.
01:13:12 Here comes the bride.
01:13:19 I can't do this.
01:13:26 Excuse me, ladies.
01:13:43 - Richard...
01:13:46 Look at you.
01:13:47 Seems kind of silly, though, huh?
01:13:53 Bridesmaids. It's like
01:13:56 No, you don't look silly.
01:14:02 Well, you look extremely not silly
01:14:09 I'm sorry I'm late. I had to go back
01:14:22 You forgot to file them.
01:14:26 You should know by now,
01:14:29 No, no you're not.
01:14:33 Ever since you gave me these, I've been
01:14:38 Why do you think that is?
01:14:43 I love you, Em.
01:14:46 I'm clever enough
01:14:52 I should have asked you
01:14:56 Well, maybe we just missed our moment.
01:15:01 If you marry me today, you'll
01:15:05 You'll never be completely happy.
01:15:10 - You need to be happy, Em.
01:15:14 Oh, Richard.
01:15:17 It'll be all right.
01:15:20 I'll be all right. As soon as we
01:15:25 Oh, yeah, them.
01:15:28 I'll handle this.
01:15:30 Really?
01:15:33 No, not really. In fact, this time you
01:15:46 Come on, help me up.
01:15:54 Would you just wait until I've left
01:15:59 Richard?
01:16:26 Engine 41,
01:16:29 We've got a fire alarm and sprinkler
01:16:32 Great Neck?
01:16:35 Listen, I know it's out of your
01:16:39 You guys have sort of been requested.
01:17:22 - How you doin'?
01:17:32 You could have just called.
01:17:38 So, what's up?
01:17:43 This.
01:17:56 When I was a kid,
01:17:59 I used to have a hard time
01:18:02 The heroine rode off into the sunset
01:18:07 One day, my dad found me crying.
01:18:10 and he asked me what was wrong.
01:18:14 don't stand a chance. They're wrong for
01:18:19 The movie's gonna end, they're gonna
01:18:23 He pulled me in close and he said to me,
01:18:26 "Em, sometimes when you're really in
01:18:32 Are you saying
01:18:34 Are you insane?
01:18:37 - Wait till he gets out of school.
01:18:39 - Good day to you, madam.
01:18:42 I don't know how you do this. People
01:18:46 - Where was I?
01:18:50 I didn't appreciate
01:18:54 You have to figure out those things
01:18:57 It's a quarter past the hour and now
01:19:01 This is Dr Emma Lloyd, you're listening
01:19:09 Haven't you got any
01:19:12 That only happens in cartoons,
01:19:17 Indeed I do, Mr Sullivan.
01:19:19 Happened to be in the neighbourhood,
01:19:24 - Why don't ya come here for a second?
01:19:28 - I have to be back on any second.
01:19:31 Just stand up and walk towards me.
01:19:34 - You didn't come to see me at all.
01:19:44 OK.
01:20:06 And we're back
01:20:12 This is Dr Emma Lloyd.
01:20:16 Susie from Morningside Heights,