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00:01:00 The business traveller should bring
00:01:05 Checking your luggage
00:01:18 Add several travel-size packets
00:01:21 ...so you won't fall into the hands
00:01:25 There are very few necessities
00:01:28 ...which do not come
00:01:37 One suit is plenty...
00:01:39 ...if you take along travel-size packets
00:01:43 The suit should be medium gray.
00:01:45 Gray not only hides the dirt
00:01:56 Always bring a book
00:02:00 Magazines don't last...
00:02:01 ...and newspapers from elsewhere
00:02:06 But don't take more than one book.
00:02:08 It is a common mistake to overestimate
00:02:12 ...and consequently over-pack.
00:02:16 In travel, as in most of life,
00:02:23 And most importantly, never take
00:02:27 ...so valuable or dear...
00:02:31 ...that its loss would devastate you.
00:02:51 - Sir, would you like a snack?
00:02:54 I'm sorry I'm so fat.
00:02:56 Name's Lucas Loomis.
00:03:01 Macon Leary.
00:03:03 You a Baltimore man?
00:03:05 - Yes.
00:03:08 Greatest city on the Earth.
00:03:10 One of these seats
00:03:13 The stupid thing is,
00:03:16 I demonstrate software
00:03:20 What do you do, Mr. Leary?
00:03:22 I write travel guidebooks.
00:03:24 Is that so? What kind?
00:03:26 Well, guides for businessmen...
00:03:30 ...people just like you, I guess.
00:03:33 Accidental Tourist.
00:03:37 - Why, yes.
00:03:40 Well, what do you know?
00:03:42 Gray suit. Just what you recommend.
00:03:45 Appropriate for all occasions.
00:03:48 See my luggage?
00:03:50 Carryon. Change of underwear,
00:03:54 - Oh, good.
00:03:57 You've improved my trips 100 percent.
00:04:01 I tell my wife, Going with the Accidental
00:04:06 Well, this is very nice to hear.
00:04:08 Times I've flown clear to Oregon
00:04:12 Excellent.
00:04:15 I see you have your book
00:04:21 Didn't work with me, though, did it?
00:04:52 Edward, how you doing, boy?
00:04:55 - Hello, Sarah.
00:05:00 - You made good time from the airport.
00:05:03 ...even with the storm.
00:05:05 - I made you some tea.
00:05:13 So how was Atlanta?
00:05:15 About the same.
00:05:17 Peachtree Road, Peachtree Centre,
00:05:22 Come on. Come on, Edward.
00:05:24 Hello, Edward.
00:05:26 He's a boy.
00:05:28 How's your ears?
00:05:30 Okay.
00:05:33 I think he still expects Ethan
00:05:41 Macon?
00:05:44 Macon.
00:05:47 You know I love you.
00:05:50 But I can't live with you anymore.
00:05:56 What?
00:05:58 What did you say?
00:06:01 I want a divorce, Macon.
00:06:05 I rented an apartment downtown.
00:06:11 Honey, listen, it's been a hard year.
00:06:13 We've had a hard time.
00:06:15 People who lose a child
00:06:18 It puts a terrible strain
00:06:20 ...but it doesn't have to tear us apart.
00:06:24 Listen, I've been thinking...
00:06:26 ...have you considered
00:06:29 - Oh, Macon.
00:06:31 No, I'm sorry. It would never work.
00:06:37 All right, forget that.
00:06:39 It was a crazy idea, right?
00:06:43 AII I'm saying is, we can start over.
00:06:48 Macon, ever since Ethan died, I've had
00:06:54 EviI, Macon.
00:06:56 They're so eviI they'd take
00:06:59 ...and shoot him through the skull
00:07:02 There have been times
00:07:06 Haven't been sure I could live
00:07:12 It's true what you say
00:07:14 I'm not trying to argue.
00:07:17 Tell me, Sarah, why would
00:07:19 Because I knew you wouldn't
00:07:22 You believed all along they were eviI.
00:07:25 This whole past year I've felt myself
00:07:29 ...just like you do, Macon.
00:07:31 I've felt myself becoming a Leary.
00:07:33 Well, there are worse disasters
00:07:36 Not for me.
00:07:38 Macon, I know you loved Ethan.
00:07:41 And I know you mourn him,
00:07:46 What do you call it?
00:07:47 Muffled about the way
00:07:50 It's like you're trying to slip
00:07:53 Sarah, I'm not muffled.
00:07:58 I know you think that,
00:08:03 It's not by chance you write books telling
00:08:08 ...so they can travel to wonderfuI, exotic
00:08:13 Never feeI they've left home.
00:08:15 That travelling armchair isn't
00:08:18 No, it's not. It's not.
00:08:24 When Ethan was in this house with us,
00:08:28 If there was a distance between us, it
00:08:33 But when we lost him, I needed you.
00:08:37 I needed you to comfort me.
00:08:40 I needed you to be the kind of person
00:08:43 ...and that isn't even fair to ask of you.
00:08:46 That's why I have to go.
00:08:50 - Sarah-
00:08:54 I don't know
00:08:57 I'm never gonna recover from
00:09:01 But there's a chance that I could
00:09:05 But my only hope
00:09:09 ...away from you.
00:09:13 Let me go.
00:09:56 In the Southeast they say
00:09:59 ...you have to change planes
00:10:03 The airport in Atlanta must have
00:10:18 Come or go, Edward.
00:10:31 I could stop by and pick up the rug
00:10:36 Well, I leave for England
00:10:41 Maybe I could bring the rug over.
00:10:44 Or I could let myself in on Saturday.
00:10:49 I should have agreed to teach
00:10:54 Open my eyes in the morning and I think,
00:11:00 Why bother eating?
00:11:06 Me too, sweetheart.
00:11:09 Mr. Leary, come with me, please,
00:12:04 Yes, that is my son.
00:12:14 So I guess I'll come by
00:12:59 Oh, sorry.
00:13:04 Come on, Edward.
00:13:13 - Hi there.
00:13:16 - Sure.
00:13:19 - Do you have a reservation?
00:13:21 - Most people reserve.
00:13:24 I've just come from the place
00:13:27 Suddenly they tell me they can't take
00:13:31 Edward, do you bite?
00:13:35 I'm catching a plane.
00:13:37 ...and I don't have a souI to look
00:13:41 - Can't you leave home with your wife?
00:13:44 - You're not married?
00:13:47 They don't allow pets.
00:13:51 I'm a divorcee myself.
00:13:54 I know what you're going through.
00:13:56 So will you keep him?
00:13:58 I guess, if you're desperate.
00:14:01 Fill this out. Your name and address
00:14:04 Don't forget to put when you'll be back.
00:14:09 I'll most likely see you again
00:14:12 ...if you put the time of day
00:14:14 My name is MurieI.
00:14:16 Is this place open evenings?
00:14:18 - Every evening but Sundays, till 8.
00:14:23 MurieI Pritchett.
00:14:33 In London, England, I recommend
00:14:37 ...for everyone except those
00:14:41 ...and even for them, if they will avoid
00:14:48 It's mystifying why all hotels
00:14:56 ...the most abrasive fabrics
00:15:02 London is among
00:15:05 ...in the important category
00:15:24 The British have only mixed success
00:15:29 ...but the traveller with persistence
00:15:32 ...not much different from a meal
00:15:42 Here you are, guvnor.
00:15:45 Just as sold at the Yankee Stadium.
00:15:48 Have a nice day.
00:16:13 - Can I help you?
00:16:16 - Your last name?
00:16:19 Oh, just a minute.
00:16:33 Hi there. How was your trip?
00:16:38 Oh, it was...
00:16:40 Where's Edward? Is he all right?
00:16:42 Sure, he's all right.
00:16:45 Seems he took a shine to me.
00:16:49 That's wonderfuI. So...
00:16:53 - ...could I have him back, please?
00:16:58 - Maybe I could pay.
00:17:02 That will be $42.
00:17:09 Thank you.
00:17:23 Signature and phone.
00:17:27 I don't know if I mentioned before
00:17:31 Is that right?
00:17:33 - That home phone or your business?
00:17:36 Why? What difference does it make?
00:17:38 I was just wondering.
00:17:42 Specialty. Webster prefers specialty.
00:17:47 - That must be dangerous.
00:17:52 ...dogs that haven't been treated right,
00:17:56 - Split personality?
00:18:00 - Come on.
00:18:01 - He just fell in love with me.
00:18:06 I could train him
00:18:07 Think about it and give me a call.
00:18:09 MurieI Pritchett.
00:18:15 Oh, well, I'll bear that in mind.
00:18:18 Or just call for no reason. Call and talk.
00:18:20 - Talk?
00:18:22 Talk about Edward, his problems.
00:18:28 - Don't you ever get the urge to do that?
00:19:28 - Yeah?
00:19:32 Dad?
00:19:34 Ethan?
00:19:37 Where are you?
00:19:39 I'm at camp, Dad.
00:19:41 You never came to get me.
00:19:43 But we thought you were dead.
00:19:46 Why would you think that?
00:20:17 We have, coming up,
00:20:19 ...brand-new Capodimonte
00:20:22 Bob, guess what ring I have.
00:20:25 ...this is the beautiful
00:20:28 Take a look at this ring.
00:20:32 - Leary.
00:20:37 - MurieI?
00:20:39 Oh, yes.
00:20:41 From the vet's, who got on so good
00:20:45 - Oh, right.
00:20:50 - Looks all right to me.
00:20:53 Well, he's developed this new symptom.
00:20:57 He starts barking and showing his teeth.
00:21:00 He ought to be trained.
00:21:02 Tell you what, maybe I could just
00:21:07 - I don't think-
00:21:09 I'd fix you supper.
00:21:12 Macon, what do you say?
00:21:15 I think for now I'll just try
00:21:19 Well, I can understand that.
00:21:21 Believe me, I've been through that stage.
00:21:24 So, what I'll do is, I'll wait for you
00:21:28 Yes, that would be good.
00:21:30 - Goodbye.
00:21:40 This is a porcelain rocking horse
00:21:43 This is handcrafted porcelain.
00:21:47 Nine inches high. $59, a very low-
00:22:00 If you wanna come down, come.
00:22:03 ...but stop that pitifuI whimpering.
00:22:13 That ought to do nicely.
00:22:39 Buck up.
00:22:47 That's the stuff, Edward.
00:22:51 Don't give up, Edward. We can make it.
00:23:36 There is something elementally
00:23:39 ...about that moment when his flight
00:23:42 ...at his own airport.
00:23:44 After a demanding journey,
00:23:48 ...can seem as welcoming
00:23:58 I don't think anyone else
00:24:01 - What do you mean?
00:24:04 - Does it matter?
00:24:07 It's nice to be so...
00:24:10 ...unconnected.
00:24:13 Why can't they?
00:24:15 Well, you know, someone will call here,
00:24:19 - We could just not answer the phone.
00:24:23 Why not?
00:24:25 Not answer it ever?
00:24:26 Most who call me are neighbours.
00:24:30 I won't miss it.
00:24:31 Let it ring.
00:24:42 You stinker!
00:24:44 Hypodermic.
00:24:56 You're a reaI stinker, Rose.
00:24:58 Disinfectant.
00:25:02 - You got it.
00:25:04 Doctors and nurses.
00:25:06 Nurse.
00:25:10 There you go.
00:25:12 Down! Down, dog!
00:25:14 Macon!
00:25:17 Help!
00:25:18 Call him off, damn it!
00:25:20 Edward!
00:25:22 Call off your dog!
00:25:24 Edward, stop that. Who is that?
00:25:26 This is your employer, Macon.
00:25:28 Julian?
00:25:30 Come here, Edward.
00:25:32 Come here.
00:25:34 Come on. Come on.
00:25:41 I really hate a man
00:25:44 I don't hate just the dog,
00:25:47 I'm sorry about this. I thought he was
00:25:51 - What happened to your leg?
00:25:53 I can see that. But how?
00:25:55 Well, it's kind of hard to explain.
00:25:59 From the return address
00:26:03 Very interesting.
00:26:05 Do you realize how late you're running
00:26:10 Edward, cut it out!
00:26:28 This is quite a place.
00:26:30 It was my grandparents' house.
00:26:33 Where's Sarah?
00:26:35 - Who?
00:26:37 Oh, she and I are...
00:26:43 She has this...
00:26:48 ...apartment downtown.
00:26:50 You've split?
00:26:52 Yeah.
00:26:54 Jesus, Macon.
00:26:56 - What went wrong?
00:27:00 It turns out these things can happen
00:27:06 Hush, now.
00:27:12 Hello.
00:27:14 Hello.
00:27:16 Julian Hedge, this is my sister, Rose,
00:27:20 - How do you do?
00:27:21 Here, let me help you with that.
00:27:26 - Charles, how do you do?
00:27:29 Macon Leary with a sister
00:27:33 Who would've guessed?
00:27:36 ...just never entered my mind somehow.
00:27:38 I'm right here, Julian.
00:27:41 Yes, I do see a family resemblance.
00:27:44 You're Macon's publisher. I'm the one
00:27:49 - Oh, yes.
00:27:51 ...but first I have to buy 9 by 12
00:27:56 It's terrible when things
00:27:58 They get all out of alignment.
00:28:04 We wouldn't wanna keep you, Rose.
00:28:06 Oh, no. Here, I'll take that.
00:28:16 The Macon Leary 9 by 12 envelope crisis.
00:28:21 Oh, Julian, drop it.
00:28:23 Sorry.
00:28:25 You know, Macon, if you'd just let me
00:28:29 I had no idea.
00:28:31 Look, if you want another-
00:28:34 Oh, nonsense.
00:28:37 Here, let me get what I've typed
00:28:53 Just what I thought.
00:28:55 You monster, do you know how long
00:29:05 Great.
00:29:30 Call it something catchy.
00:29:33 And you are the fella
00:29:36 But I hate to travel.
00:29:38 I thought so.
00:29:40 They would rather be at home
00:29:43 So you will be helping them
00:29:46 ...that that's where they are.
00:29:49 What do you think?
00:29:52 Your logo. You get it?
00:29:56 While armchair travellers
00:29:59 ...travelling armchairs
00:30:10 After this, I want you to start
00:30:15 So soon?
00:30:17 It's been three years, Macon.
00:30:23 Edward! Stop it!
00:30:31 Macon, did he get you?
00:30:36 - I wouldn't have a dog like that.
00:30:39 I'd call the SPCA or the dogcatcher.
00:30:42 Tell them you want him done away with.
00:30:46 Just go, Julian.
00:30:48 Hold on, hold on.
00:30:50 We have a couple more limas.
00:30:53 What do we have next?
00:30:57 Now I need M's or N's,
00:31:01 Then how about these noodles?
00:31:04 P for pasta?
00:31:06 E for elbow macaroni. You might
00:31:10 Rose?
00:31:12 Rose?
00:31:14 It seems Edward's given me
00:31:18 - Oh, Macon.
00:31:20 It was an accident,
00:31:23 - You need a tetanus shot.
00:31:26 He didn't mean any harm.
00:31:28 Takes your hand off
00:31:30 You should get rid of him, I tell you.
00:31:33 - Well, I can't.
00:31:37 Come on, boy. Yeah!
00:31:46 Ethan, you think
00:31:50 Right.
00:31:55 I just can't get rid of him,
00:32:03 Macon, come sit down.
00:32:06 Let me see what I have.
00:32:12 Maybe we could send him
00:32:17 Edward, sit.
00:32:24 Now, you kind of cluck
00:32:32 They get to know a cluck means praise.
00:32:36 ...that means he has to stay.
00:32:37 Stay.
00:32:46 That was very good.
00:32:51 He's supposed to wear this
00:32:55 That way, you can yank him back
00:33:04 Here you go.
00:33:07 Make him sit.
00:33:15 Sit.
00:33:18 Poke him down.
00:33:37 - He doesn't take you seriously.
00:33:41 Years ago, I saw this ad in the paper:
00:33:45 A dog-training firm
00:33:48 Doggie Do, it was called.
00:33:56 Who's the lady?
00:33:58 Lady?
00:34:00 I saw a lady walking
00:34:02 Oh, that's Rose.
00:34:04 - Is she your ex-wife, or what?
00:34:08 Your sister.
00:34:09 This house belongs to her.
00:34:13 I don't live with anybody either.
00:34:15 You can release him now.
00:34:18 Pardon?
00:34:19 Release your dog.
00:34:23 What do you do for a living?
00:34:25 I write.
00:34:27 - Travel guidebooks.
00:34:30 Lucky. I love to travel.
00:34:33 Oh, travel.
00:34:36 Ticket lines, customs lines.
00:34:39 Should Edward be barking that way?
00:34:47 If I could go anywhere,
00:34:49 It sounds so romantic.
00:34:51 Paris, actually, is terrible.
00:34:53 Everybody's impolite.
00:34:55 Take me with you next time.
00:34:57 I could show you the good parts.
00:35:00 I have a very limited expense account.
00:35:04 I never even took my wife.
00:35:08 My wife.
00:35:09 I was only teasing.
00:35:13 Oh, no.
00:35:15 That'll be $ 14.40, including
00:35:19 You have to practice what he's learned.
00:35:26 You can pay me the other
00:35:30 Sit.
00:35:41 Are you absolutely clear about this?
00:35:45 Yes. I know exactly where we are.
00:35:48 I have the address right here.
00:35:50 - Now, I'll be back in one half hour.
00:35:53 Macon, please. I'm just going
00:36:25 The Accidental Tourist on Crutches.
00:36:32 I guess I'll be going.
00:36:35 Rose? She's coming here?
00:36:37 I'd like to see her.
00:36:39 Macon, do me a favour.
00:36:42 Couldn't you invite me
00:36:46 Well, we're really not much
00:36:50 Wouldn't have to be anything fancy,
00:36:54 What do you eat, normally?
00:36:56 Or I'll bring the meaI myself.
00:36:59 You could lock up your dog
00:37:02 We'll see.
00:37:04 Whenever my dad said that,
00:37:12 When I was in high schooI,
00:37:15 You're surprised at that, aren't you?
00:37:18 Now, this is the heeI command.
00:37:24 You think I'm kind of,
00:37:26 - I know you're surprised.
00:37:31 Now, he's supposed
00:37:34 Slow, fast, anything.
00:37:42 Sit!
00:37:44 HeeI!
00:37:51 Good.
00:37:57 I think he's got the hang of it.
00:38:08 Yank that leash!
00:38:12 Good. Don't forget to cluck. Every
00:38:17 Pick up that slack!
00:38:19 Cluck!
00:38:23 This is a bit more difficult
00:38:26 I once taught a man who had no legs
00:38:29 - And he had a Great Dane.
00:38:31 You're not in such bad shape.
00:38:34 I have to get going.
00:38:37 Plus the 4 cents
00:38:46 Next time I'll stay longer and talk.
00:38:54 It is an unfortunate fact that even
00:38:58 ...cannot be prepared
00:39:00 At such times,
00:39:03 ...and rely upon one's
00:39:33 - Hello, Rose.
00:39:36 Come in.
00:39:41 I've brought some materials
00:39:45 - Do I hear that dog?
00:39:51 Hello, Julian.
00:39:52 Hi, guys.
00:39:56 - Hope I'm not interfering with supper.
00:40:00 - We're finished.
00:40:04 What time do you eat, anyhow?
00:40:06 We haven't had our coffee.
00:40:09 I'd love some.
00:40:14 Well, that seems a little silly,
00:40:17 For me, home-brewed coffee's
00:40:21 Everybody in my apartment
00:40:24 There's nothing in their kitchens...
00:40:25 ...but a couple of cans of soda
00:40:28 - What kind of place is that?
00:40:31 It's a singles' building.
00:40:35 What an interesting idea.
00:40:38 Well, not really.
00:40:40 Sometimes I wish for the
00:40:43 ...with children and old people,
00:40:46 Well, of course you do.
00:40:48 I'm going to get you
00:40:58 Here you go.
00:41:07 Where's Porter?
00:41:09 We're not sure. He went to a hardware
00:41:13 - Good grief! When did this happen?
00:41:17 Supper. You mean today?
00:41:18 He's running an errand
00:41:21 He's not lost
00:41:24 He got lost on Howard Street?
00:41:26 It's a problem with this family,
00:41:29 - Really?
00:41:31 What?
00:41:33 Never mind.
00:41:34 I'll go help Rose.
00:41:40 Julian seems very nice.
00:41:43 He's here because he hopes
00:41:46 I pray none of us says anything
00:41:49 What would we say?
00:41:50 We're the most
00:41:56 We bought every map
00:42:00 Alphabetized them, and still...
00:42:11 Oh, and what do you want
00:42:13 Just black's fine.
00:42:18 Coffee, Macon?
00:42:20 No, thank you.
00:42:22 Here you go.
00:42:29 What do you do
00:42:32 I make bottle caps.
00:42:34 - Bottle caps? Is that a fact.
00:42:37 ...it's not half as exciting
00:42:41 And, Rose, do you work?
00:42:46 Yes, I do.
00:42:49 I keep house for the boys.
00:42:50 Also, I take care of the older neighbours.
00:42:57 You repair their plumbing.
00:43:06 What do you think?
00:43:08 But he knows we wouldn't answer.
00:43:10 Yes, he'd surely call
00:43:14 On the other hand...
00:43:16 Do you always give this much thought
00:43:20 Now, where exactly
00:43:43 Edward...
00:43:45 ...stay.
00:43:48 Good dog.
00:43:52 To tell you the truth,
00:43:57 In fact, the baby was the reason
00:44:01 Now, you watch him
00:44:06 Pretty soon he'II lie like that
00:44:09 Three hours?
00:44:12 I thought you promised
00:44:14 Right. Sorry.
00:44:17 My son's name is Alexander.
00:44:21 Something went wrong, they had to do
00:44:25 I can't ever have any more children.
00:44:27 Alexander was so teeny,
00:44:30 He had to stay in an incubator forever,
00:44:35 Norman, that's my ex-husband...
00:44:37 ...he went, When's it gonna
00:44:42 Norman always called Alexander it.
00:44:45 Maybe you and Alexander
00:44:48 - Oh, well, I-
00:44:52 Maybe the three of us could go
00:44:55 I...
00:44:56 ...really don't care for movies.
00:45:00 They make everything seem so close-up.
00:45:12 Bedpan.
00:45:14 - Outpatient.
00:45:17 Hypodermic.
00:45:34 One hundred forty degrees?
00:45:37 Certain death.
00:45:40 Two quarts of stuffing,
00:45:43 Two quarts of teeming,
00:45:51 Is this the Thanksgiving we all die?
00:45:57 Here comes the turkey.
00:46:03 Here it is.
00:46:06 Now, this is a reaI Thanksgiving.
00:46:10 I just wish my neighbours could see this.
00:46:15 There may be a little problem here.
00:46:17 The rest of the meaI is excellent.
00:46:19 We could fill up on the vegetables alone.
00:46:23 What?
00:46:25 - The turkey.
00:46:29 Pure poison.
00:46:31 Come again?
00:46:32 We think it may have been cooked
00:46:37 It was not.
00:46:39 It's perfectly good.
00:46:42 - Mrs. Barrett!
00:46:46 Maybe you'd rather just
00:46:49 Well, perhaps I will.
00:46:53 I don't have much
00:46:57 Macon, how could you do this?
00:47:00 My lovely turkey. All that work.
00:47:03 I think it looks delicious.
00:47:05 Yes, but you don't know
00:47:07 Other times?
00:47:11 You don't fooI me for an instant.
00:47:13 I know why you're doing this. You wanna
00:47:18 Julian?
00:47:19 You wanna drive him off.
00:47:21 You three wasted your chances
00:47:24 ...but I won't do it!
00:47:29 Love is what it's all about.
00:47:32 Well, goodness.
00:47:34 You don't want me to stop cooking
00:47:38 You don't want Julian
00:47:43 Do what?
00:48:03 Do you think I ought
00:48:06 No.
00:48:10 That poor, dear girI.
00:48:14 - But she seems so-
00:48:17 She's perfectly fine.
00:48:20 - Now, who wants a baked potato?
00:48:23 Me.
00:48:25 Julian, potato?
00:48:29 I'll take the turkey.
00:49:14 Actually, have you ever noticed
00:49:20 That doesn't mean he wouldn't
00:49:24 He's younger, you know.
00:49:27 Two years.
00:49:29 But he's got a younger style of living.
00:49:34 He's tired of all that.
00:49:37 Don't try to spoiI this, Macon.
00:49:39 I only want to protect you.
00:49:41 It's wrong, you know,
00:49:44 Love is not what it's all about.
00:49:48 There are all kinds of other issues.
00:49:52 He ate my turkey and didn't get sick.
00:49:57 Two big helpings.
00:50:11 I got this car for only $200.
00:50:15 But I took it to Dominick,
00:50:18 I go, Dominick, here's the deaI.
00:50:22 ...I'II let you use it three nights
00:50:25 Wasn't that a good idea?
00:50:27 Very inventive.
00:51:04 Hi.
00:51:05 What a good boy.
00:51:09 Give him lots of praise.
00:51:12 - We'll both go in the drugstore.
00:51:15 Have to try it sooner or later.
00:51:26 Too pink.
00:51:29 What are you doing for dinner
00:51:32 For dinner?
00:51:36 Come and eat at my house.
00:51:38 Just for dinner.
00:51:42 Say 6:00.
00:51:44 It's 51021 st Street.
00:51:47 Well, I don't believe I'm free then.
00:51:50 Think it over.
00:51:57 How old did you say
00:52:00 He's 7.
00:52:02 Have you thought?
00:52:05 Have you given any thought
00:52:07 Oh, I...
00:52:11 ...could come.
00:52:14 If it's only for dinner.
00:52:17 What else would it be for?
00:52:20 Here he is.
00:52:25 Hi, sweetie.
00:52:30 Alexander, this is Macon.
00:52:34 You're young to be at the doctor's
00:52:37 He's used to it. He's had to go often.
00:52:40 I see.
00:52:42 He's allergic to shellfish, milk, eggs
00:52:47 We think he may be allergic to air.
00:52:49 Whenever he's outside a long time,
00:52:54 If a bee stings him
00:52:57 ...he could be dead in half an hour.
00:53:06 Dear Muriel...
00:53:12 ...I am very sorry...
00:53:16 ...but I won't be able to have dinner
00:53:23 Something has come up.
00:53:27 Regretfully...
00:53:29 ...Macon.
00:54:25 I've got a double-barrelled shotgun
00:54:29 It's Macon.
00:54:31 Macon.
00:54:39 What are you doing here?
00:54:57 Last year...
00:54:59 ...I- I lost-
00:55:01 I experienced a loss.
00:55:03 I lost-
00:55:05 I lost my son.
00:55:08 He was just-
00:55:13 ...and then someone came...
00:55:16 ...a holdup man...
00:55:19 ...and shot him.
00:55:25 I can't go to dinner with people.
00:55:28 I can't talk to their little boys.
00:55:32 I don't want to hurt your feelings,
00:55:39 Do you hear?
00:56:11 Every day I tell myself
00:56:15 I know that people expect it of me.
00:56:19 But if anything, I'm getting worse.
00:56:21 The first year was like a bad dream.
00:56:25 ...before I remembered
00:56:33 But the second year is reaI.
00:56:38 I've stopped going to his door,
00:56:44 ...without thinking about him.
00:56:53 I believe Sarah thinks I could have
00:56:57 She's so used to my arranging her life.
00:57:05 Now I'm far from everyone.
00:57:11 I don't have any friends anymore.
00:57:15 And everyone looks triviaI
00:57:22 ...not related to me.
00:58:33 Just sleep.
00:58:35 Lie down and sleep.
00:59:18 What is it, Mom?
00:59:21 Go back to sleep, baby.
01:00:00 I just want to sleep.
01:00:26 Can you take this off?
01:00:29 I'm bashfuI.
01:01:18 - Hey there, Macon.
01:01:20 - Going to see MurieI?
01:01:23 - You brought your own dinner.
01:01:24 - Good idea.
01:01:29 All right, Gunther!
01:01:33 Pizza man. Extra-large
01:01:37 I'm allergic to pizza.
01:01:40 What part?
01:01:42 What part are you allergic to?
01:01:46 Pepperoni? Sausage? Mushrooms?
01:01:49 All of it.
01:01:51 - Can't be allergic to all of it.
01:01:56 You didn't ask what happened with
01:02:01 Sometimes you'd think
01:02:07 Ma, I'm going now. Macon's here.
01:03:30 See?
01:03:32 I shut the valve off.
01:03:35 What did I do that for?
01:03:36 I'm not so sure about this.
01:03:39 Why did I shut off the valve, Alexander?
01:03:42 - Why?
01:03:45 - You tell me.
01:03:48 - So the water won't whoosh all over?
01:03:52 Now, first you
01:03:58 - Let's see you do it.
01:04:01 - I don't want to.
01:04:03 Then he won't know how
01:04:06 ...and I'm going to ask him
01:04:13 That's it. Hard!
01:04:17 Good.
01:04:18 Good. Good.
01:04:22 Look at that.
01:04:25 WonderfuI!
01:04:29 Now, take off the faucet head...
01:04:31 ...and there is the culprit.
01:04:34 That has to be re-taped.
01:04:36 Then we take this wrench
01:04:45 - Now what?
01:04:50 There we go.
01:04:52 - Now what?
01:04:55 ...and see what
01:04:59 Look at that!
01:05:01 You've solved the problem.
01:05:05 Now, when you're grown,
01:05:09 Step back, dearie, you can say.
01:05:12 Just let me see to this.
01:05:14 Let a reaI man take care of this.
01:05:30 Good. Really excellent materiaI.
01:05:34 I'd like to show you something, Macon.
01:05:40 Your sister's Christmas present.
01:05:42 - What is it?
01:05:45 - Engagement?
01:05:48 - You want to marry Rose?
01:05:51 ...when I give her the ring.
01:05:54 Old-fashioned.
01:05:56 - You think she'll have me?
01:06:01 Well, she's got to. I'm 36 years old,
01:06:06 ...I feeI like I'm a schoolboy
01:06:09 You may laugh at this,
01:06:12 And I'm surprised by myself
01:06:16 I'm not exactly the person
01:06:21 I'm afraid I'm gushing.
01:06:24 Want to know something?
01:06:28 Well, I don't care to hear about that.
01:06:30 I want us to have a reaI wedding night.
01:06:32 I want to do everything right. God...
01:06:35 ...Macon, isn't it amazing how two
01:06:40 I mean, two differentnesses.
01:06:47 - What I really like is T-shirts.
01:06:51 The kind with a sort of
01:06:55 I don't want it new.
01:06:57 Tell you what.
01:06:59 ...we'll wash about 20 times
01:07:02 - But nothing prewashed.
01:07:04 Only nerds wear prewashed.
01:07:08 Right.
01:07:11 - Shall I come with you?
01:07:14 All right.
01:07:35 - Macon!
01:07:40 Laura Canfield.
01:07:43 Of course.
01:07:45 Why, Scott.
01:07:48 - Hi.
01:07:51 - Yeah, me too.
01:07:53 - Are you doing your spring shopping?
01:07:59 I'm helping the son of a friend.
01:08:02 We're buying the sock department. Every
01:08:07 You know how they are at this age.
01:08:11 Yes, it's amazing, isn't it?
01:08:15 I look great!
01:08:35 I think it's time we had a talk.
01:08:38 About what?
01:08:41 I'd like to know what you think
01:08:44 Is that what you call her,
01:08:49 You're not yourself these days, Macon...
01:08:52 ...and this MurieI person
01:08:55 Who is everybody, anyway?
01:08:57 We're just worried for you, Macon.
01:09:02 Could we switch to some other topic?
01:09:06 - I had to tell you what I thought.
01:09:13 Can you tell me
01:09:17 I mean, one really
01:09:20 ...not something sloppy like
01:09:23 I'm not such a bargain myself,
01:09:26 Somebody ought to
01:09:29 That's not true. That's not true at all.
01:09:31 I imagine her people
01:09:35 - Her catch.
01:09:38 She'd be lucky to find anyone.
01:09:41 She lives in that slummy house,
01:09:44 Porter, just shut the hell up.
01:09:58 Hey, you guys, let me catch up!
01:10:05 Creep.
01:10:07 Wait up for me!
01:10:10 - Hey, guys!
01:10:12 - We don't need you around here.
01:10:16 Go itch it, Pritchett!
01:10:19 You heard me. Get lost!
01:10:21 - Itch it, Pritchett. Pritchett, itch it.
01:10:24 Watch out!
01:10:26 Pritchett, itch it.
01:10:32 Hiya, boy. How you doing?
01:10:34 Good boy!
01:10:37 Good dog, Edward.
01:10:44 Are you all right?
01:10:46 - What was that all about?
01:11:03 Even the most disciplined
01:11:06 ...may sometimes stumble across
01:11:10 ...he simply must take home.
01:11:12 That's fine, as long as one is willing
01:11:16 ...and awkwardness that come
01:11:27 I don't think Alexander's
01:11:30 He's okay.
01:11:32 I asked him to figure what change
01:11:36 ...and he had no idea. He didn't
01:11:39 - He's only in second grade.
01:11:43 - Private schools cost money.
01:11:46 What are you saying?
01:11:49 Pardon?
01:11:50 Are you saying you're committed?
01:11:53 Well, that's not really the point.
01:11:55 Alexander's got 10 more years of schooI.
01:11:59 I can't put him
01:12:01 ...and take him out again
01:12:06 Just tell me this. Do you picture us
01:12:10 - When your divorce comes through?
01:12:14 ...marriage is...
01:12:18 I don't know.
01:12:20 You don't, do you?
01:12:23 One minute you like me,
01:12:25 One minute you're ashamed of me, the
01:12:29 You think you can just
01:12:33 Maybe tomorrow you'll be here,
01:12:35 Maybe you'll just go on back to Sarah.
01:12:41 - AII I'm saying is-
01:12:43 ...take care what you promise my son.
01:12:45 Don't go making him promises
01:12:49 But I just want him to learn
01:13:16 Shall I dry?
01:13:19 Just tell me this, Macon.
01:13:21 Why can't we get married in the fall?
01:13:24 You'll be separated a year then, Macon.
01:13:26 Hey, MurieI, please,
01:13:31 I don't think I ever will be.
01:13:38 I don't think marriage
01:13:41 I really believe it ought to be
01:13:46 Perfect couples could marry, maybe...
01:13:49 ...but who's a perfect couple?
01:13:51 - You and Sarah, I suppose.
01:13:55 You are so selfish.
01:13:59 You have all these fancy reasons
01:14:22 Macon's sister, Rose, is getting married.
01:14:25 You understand that, Alexander?
01:14:31 Now, don't be nervous, honey.
01:14:35 You're it! I'm coming to get you!
01:14:38 - No, you're not!
01:14:41 - Is that right?
01:14:45 - What's this?
01:14:49 Look out!
01:14:53 Hello, Macon.
01:14:57 - Hello, Sarah.
01:15:03 Yes. Yes.
01:15:08 How've you been, Macon?
01:15:10 I've been all right.
01:15:14 How have you been?
01:15:17 Fine.
01:15:19 Well, good.
01:15:23 I know you're living with someone.
01:15:27 Yes, actually.
01:15:33 Yes, I am.
01:15:35 Rose told me when she invited me.
01:15:38 - How about you?
01:15:41 - Are you living with anyone?
01:15:47 We're ready now.
01:15:49 Sarah's my matron of honour.
01:15:52 No, you didn't.
01:15:56 Let's go.
01:16:50 Welcome, friends.
01:16:53 We are gathered here today
01:16:56 ...to join Rose Anne Leary
01:16:59 ...in holy matrimony.
01:17:02 In turbulent, troubling times, a good
01:17:07 ...we know we can go.
01:17:10 Once we've been to that place,
01:17:15 ...we can never forget it.
01:17:39 I have to be able
01:17:42 - I have to.
01:17:44 But without being afraid
01:17:47 - I can't be afraid all the time.
01:17:53 You are. You're all packed.
01:17:55 I'm going to Canada tomorrow,
01:18:02 Don't leave me, Macon.
01:18:07 Go to sleep, MurieI.
01:18:12 Sleep.
01:18:28 - Yes.
01:18:30 - Sarah.
01:18:33 No. Is anything wrong?
01:18:35 No.
01:18:37 Well, actually...
01:18:40 ...my lease runs out
01:18:42 ...and I haven't found a new apartment.
01:18:45 Yes?
01:18:47 So I was wondering
01:18:49 ...if I moved back into our house,
01:18:55 But...
01:18:58 ...the house is a mess. Something
01:19:02 - Pipes burst, or something-
01:19:04 I talked to your brothers.
01:19:08 - Rose told me she'd been over, and she-
01:19:11 Yeah. She's back at your brothers'.
01:19:13 - She's what?
01:19:16 Really.
01:19:18 Charles and Porter weren't eating right.
01:19:20 So is Julian living alone now, or what?
01:19:24 Yes. She takes casseroles
01:19:28 So, what do you think?
01:19:30 - About what?
01:19:39 Well, yes. Fine. Of course.
01:19:44 Good. Oh, incidentally...
01:19:47 ...the papers came through
01:19:54 Yeah, it was kind of a shock,
01:19:58 Didn't take into account
01:20:01 - I guess I hadn't expected that.
01:20:04 Certainly. That seems
01:20:07 So, anyway, good luck
01:20:18 - How's the weather in Edmonton?
01:20:20 Here it's sunny. Sunny and humid.
01:20:23 Here the air is so dry that rain
01:20:28 - Really?
01:20:31 It looks like stripes that just fade away
01:20:37 I wish I were there
01:20:44 Well, I moved back into the house.
01:20:47 Mostly I just stay upstairs.
01:20:50 You wouldn't believe how lonely it is.
01:20:54 Macon, do you-?
01:20:57 What's that person's name,
01:21:03 MurieI.
01:21:07 Do you plan on staying
01:21:12 I really couldn't say.
01:21:19 Macon, come home.
01:21:23 Let's try again.
01:23:19 - I like this, Macon.
01:23:31 You know what I missed most when
01:23:35 The Saturday errands. Even the
01:23:38 ...like your taking forever
01:23:42 Macon, I think when people
01:23:47 ...maybe it's just meant to be.
01:23:50 Anything different
01:24:03 Rose, why haven't you
01:24:06 Sarah, you wouldn't believe the state
01:24:10 They were living in their pyjamas
01:24:13 - They were eating gorp for supper.
01:24:17 It's a mixture of wheat germ
01:24:19 What about your apartment?
01:24:24 You know, I kept losing that apartment
01:24:28 I would head east to the grocery
01:24:32 ...and I would always be wrong.
01:24:35 I mean, the apartment building
01:25:04 Macon, are you really doing this?
01:25:07 You mean to tell me you can just
01:25:11 You think I'm some kind of bottle
01:25:15 Is that the way you see me, Macon?
01:25:31 Thought I'd bring you
01:25:50 Yeah, it just arrived this morning.
01:25:56 Do you think that Rose
01:26:00 She's worried about the boys.
01:26:05 Those aren't boys, Macon,
01:26:09 - I'm afraid that she's left me.
01:26:14 And not even for any reason.
01:26:18 ...but she wore herself a groove
01:26:21 ...but swerve back into it.
01:26:24 At least, I can't think of
01:26:27 Well, that sounds about right.
01:26:41 Why don't you give her a job, Julian?
01:26:44 - A job?
01:26:47 That filing system
01:26:50 ...the secretary chewing her gum
01:26:54 Don't you think Rose
01:26:57 - Well, sure, but-
01:27:00 Tell her your business is going
01:27:04 ...and get things organized.
01:27:07 Get things under controI.
01:27:11 Put it that way.
01:27:15 Get things under controI, tell her.
01:27:22 Then sit back and wait.
01:27:26 Of course, what do I know?
01:27:28 No, you're right.
01:27:33 You're absolutely right.
01:27:41 What do you think of
01:27:43 It's okay. It's good.
01:27:49 How about the fabric?
01:27:51 Seems very nice.
01:27:54 Honestly, Macon, what's come over you?
01:27:56 You used to be downright finicky.
01:27:58 Well, it's...
01:28:00 ...fine, Sarah. It looks very nice.
01:28:04 Let's make it up.
01:28:39 Why don't we give the bed a triaI run?
01:28:42 - TriaI run?
01:29:23 Macon?
01:29:26 You've never asked if I slept with
01:29:32 Don't you want to know?
01:29:36 No.
01:29:37 - I think you'd wonder.
01:29:43 Macon, the trouble with you is-
01:29:45 Sarah? Look, don't even start.
01:29:47 By God, if that doesn't
01:29:50 ...that's wrong with being married.
01:29:51 Macon, the trouble
01:29:54 ...I know you better than you
01:30:01 The trouble with you is,
01:30:04 You think everyone should stay
01:30:08 Okay. Let's say that that's true.
01:30:11 Let's say for now that you do know what
01:30:16 ...that I might feeI
01:30:19 And that the reason I don't want to hear
01:30:24 If we agree on all that,
01:30:44 Flight 615, service from
01:30:47 If you need help
01:30:49 ...the flight attendants
01:31:04 MurieI.
01:31:06 I'm going to France.
01:31:08 But you can't!
01:31:10 Excuse me. Can I get by?
01:31:41 - MurieI, what in-?
01:31:44 - You don't own Paris, either.
01:31:47 How could you afford the fare?
01:31:49 I borrowed.
01:31:50 But the point is, why, MurieI?
01:31:54 You need to have me around.
01:31:56 What?
01:31:57 You were falling to pieces
01:32:45 Your room is bigger than mine is.
01:32:48 I have a better view, though.
01:32:51 Just think. We're really in Paris.
01:32:54 The bus driver said it might rain,
01:32:58 - Rain or shine, it's Paris.
01:33:02 I brought along your guidebook.
01:33:05 - Wanna go for breakfast?
01:33:08 You better leave, MurieI.
01:33:12 Okay.
01:33:26 Hello? Hello?
01:33:28 Oh, for crying out loud.
01:33:44 Hello?
01:33:45 Sarah?
01:33:47 Macon, where are you?
01:33:50 Nothing's the matter,
01:33:54 What time is it?
01:33:56 I know it's early.
01:33:59 I wanted to hear your voice.
01:34:01 There's some kind
01:34:04 Will you be gardening today?
01:34:06 What?
01:34:07 Gardening?
01:34:10 It depends on whether it's sunny.
01:34:13 I wish I were there.
01:34:17 Macon, you hate gardening.
01:34:21 Yes, I'm fine.
01:34:23 Well, how was the flight over?
01:34:25 Oh, the flight.
01:34:28 Goodness...
01:34:32 I guess I was so busy reading
01:34:37 Maybe you have jet lag.
01:34:41 Yes, maybe I do.
01:34:52 Don't fall for prix fixe.
01:34:56 All those courses forced on you.
01:35:17 - Look! See what all I bought!
01:35:20 ...have you lost your senses?
01:35:23 Nothing, or next to nothing.
01:35:25 I found a place that's, like,
01:35:29 You say something's too expensive...
01:35:30 ...they lower the price
01:35:33 I saw this leather coat I would've killed
01:35:37 Ninety francs is $ 15 or so.
01:35:40 Really? I thought francs and dollars
01:35:43 No.
01:35:45 Well, then these things
01:35:48 I'll take this to my room
01:35:50 No, I can't.
01:35:53 Macon, what harm would it do
01:35:56 I'm someone from home
01:35:59 Can't we have a bite together?
01:36:05 CarefuI, those aren't
01:36:08 You'll wanna scrape off
01:36:16 Who's looking after Alexander?
01:36:19 Different people.
01:36:22 What different people?
01:36:26 Relax, he's fine.
01:36:28 Claire has him in the daytime and then
01:36:32 And any time Claire has a date with
01:36:36 Or...
01:36:38 ...if the twins can't, the generaI says
01:36:41 ...him and Claire to the movies.
01:36:43 Long as it's not, like,
01:36:57 - Macon?
01:36:59 - What are you doing tomorrow?
01:37:02 ...I'm going out of Paris altogether.
01:37:06 You're going without me?
01:37:08 This is high-speed travel,
01:37:10 I'm waking up at crack of dawn.
01:37:13 Take me anyway.
01:37:19 You don't have to decide right now.
01:37:22 You can think about it tonight
01:37:27 Good night, MurieI.
01:38:07 MurieI Pritchett.
01:38:43 No.
01:39:12 Macon?
01:39:18 Macon?
01:39:22 Darn it.
01:39:23 Why did you go without me?
01:39:27 Macon, when are you gonna change?
01:39:37 Businessman's Press.
01:39:40 This is Macon Leary.
01:39:44 Oh, Macon!
01:39:46 Rose?
01:39:47 - Yes, it's me.
01:39:49 I work here now.
01:39:51 I'm putting things in order.
01:39:55 Rose, my back has gone out on me.
01:39:57 Oh, no. Of all times.
01:40:00 Yes. So I was wondering-
01:40:02 Don't you worry.
01:40:05 Have you seen a doctor?
01:40:06 Doctors don't help, just bed rest.
01:40:09 Well, rest, then, Macon.
01:40:18 Sarah.
01:40:20 Hello, Macon.
01:40:24 Everything's taken care of.
01:40:27 I'll make your day trips for you.
01:40:29 We've rescheduled the other cities.
01:40:31 I start on them the day after tomorrow.
01:40:34 How did you get here so soon?
01:40:36 Rose. She's a wizard.
01:40:39 She's revamped that entire office.
01:40:45 Merci.
01:40:46 - I have a pill from Dr. Levitt.
01:40:49 This time you do.
01:40:51 You're gonna get all
01:40:54 ...so that your back
01:41:00 Swallow.
01:41:17 Hi.
01:41:22 - How do you feeI?
01:41:26 Here's your next pill.
01:41:27 Those things are deadly.
01:41:32 Open.
01:41:40 Macon?
01:41:43 I saw that woman friend of yours.
01:41:46 She saw me too.
01:41:53 Sarah, this is not the way it looks.
01:41:56 How is it? I'd like to hear.
01:41:58 She came over here on her own.
01:42:00 I didn't even know it till
01:42:04 She followed me, I swear it. I told her.
01:42:07 I didn't want her along.
01:42:11 You didn't know till just
01:42:13 I swear it.
01:42:17 Do you believe me?
01:42:21 Yes.
01:42:23 I believe you.
01:42:32 Look who's up.
01:42:34 I brought you a snack,
01:42:38 That's very nice of you, Sarah.
01:42:41 I was thinking, after I finish these trips,
01:42:46 ...maybe we could go sightseeing.
01:42:48 - Fine.
01:42:53 We can change your tickets
01:42:55 Your reservation's for tomorrow.
01:42:59 - Did I tell you about Julian?
01:43:01 He moved in with Rose
01:43:04 - What?
01:43:06 He plays Vaccination
01:43:09 I'll be damned.
01:43:13 Apple cider.
01:43:15 Here you are.
01:43:17 - Second honeymoon.
01:43:20 - Eighteen.
01:43:22 No. It's 18, all right.
01:43:24 We sort of skipped this past year.
01:43:26 - It can still be 18.
01:43:28 I consider this last year
01:43:31 Don't worry. It's 18.
01:43:36 Just tell me one thing, Macon.
01:43:39 Was the little boy the attraction?
01:43:43 The fact she had a child.
01:43:46 Sarah, I swear to you, I had no idea
01:43:50 Oh, no, I realize that. I was just...
01:43:52 - ...wondering about the child question.
01:43:56 Yeah. Remember when you said...
01:43:59 ...that we could have another baby?
01:44:01 Oh, well, that was-
01:44:04 I was thinking maybe you were right.
01:44:07 What? No. Lord.
01:44:17 So the little boy wasn't the reason.
01:44:22 What are we talking about here?
01:44:24 Can't you just answer me?
01:44:27 It's over! Can't we close the lid on it?
01:44:30 Nobody's following me to Paris!
01:44:32 Would I blame you if someone got
01:44:36 Before it left the ground?
01:44:37 Pardon? What-? Sarah!
01:44:40 Before it left, you saw her.
01:44:42 You could have said,
01:44:45 ...I never want to see you again.
01:44:47 You think I own the airline, Sarah?
01:44:49 You could have stopped her if you
01:44:53 For once!
01:46:47 Sarah?
01:47:04 Sarah, I'm going back to MurieI.
01:47:20 I knew what you were going to say.
01:47:25 I'm sorry, Sarah.
01:47:30 You were right about me,
01:47:35 But maybe it's not too late
01:47:41 I thought this might happen.
01:47:44 I don't know why it's
01:47:50 I'm beginning to think it's not
01:47:53 Maybe what matters is...
01:47:56 ...who you are when you're with them.
01:48:00 Was it a mistake to try again?
01:48:03 No. It's wrong to think
01:48:09 As though it were a business trip.
01:48:14 I don't believe that anymore.
01:48:19 I don't regret a minute
01:48:24 When I saw you...
01:48:27 ...at Rose's wedding...
01:48:30 ...I knew that somehow
01:48:33 ...gone on with your life after Ethan.
01:48:35 Well, I'd tried, but I couldn't
01:48:39 This woman...
01:48:44 ...this odd woman...
01:48:47 ...helped me.
01:48:52 She's given me another chance
01:48:58 To step out of the Leary groove...
01:49:03 ...and stay out.
01:49:08 You don't need me anymore.
01:49:11 We both know that.
01:49:18 But I need her.
01:51:38 Charles de Gaulle Airport, s 'il vous plait.
01:52:36 Stop for that woman.