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00:00:36 SALESMAN 1: Yeah,
00:00:39 Yeah. Are you familiar with
00:00:43 No, I'm sorry. I actually don't play.
00:00:48 That's... That's really sweet.
00:00:49 Yeah, my sisters
00:00:51 Your dad will love these humbuckings.
00:00:55 Excuse me,
00:00:57 So, what kind of music
00:00:59 Um...
00:01:02 I guess it's kind of jazz-ish, maybe?
00:01:05 This is an excellent jazz guitar.
00:01:08 - Probably the best one.
00:01:10 Is your dad into Metheny at all?
00:01:12 Oh, I'm sorry.
00:01:16 Pat Metheny is probably
00:01:19 He's like the Jake E. Lee
00:01:21 - Yeah, are you into fusion?
00:01:24 I don't really know what that is, either.
00:01:26 It's just... I was asking because I...
00:01:30 Yeah, I play fusion, too, actually.
00:01:31 SALESMAN 1: I teach kids.
00:01:32 - Really?
00:01:33 One quick...
00:01:35 SALESMAN 1: You should come
00:01:36 - Oh, for Christ's sake.
00:01:38 Yeah. So what do you think?
00:01:40 Well, do you guys maybe have it
00:01:43 Color? You mean finishes.
00:01:45 - SALESMAN 1: Meant finishes.
00:01:47 We have a sunburst. It's beautiful.
00:01:49 Yeah, I just stocked one of those
00:01:51 - No, I can pick it up.
00:01:52 - No, I'll get it. It comes with a case.
00:01:54 - I'm going to get the case.
00:01:57 I'm gonna get...
00:01:58 CINDY: (CHUCKLING) Awesome.
00:02:07 (SINGING) Well, I said, friend
00:02:10 Don't take her, she's all I've got
00:02:15 Please don't take her love
00:02:20 I'm beggin' you, friend
00:02:24 Don't take her, she's all I've got
00:02:27 Oh, shit!
00:02:29 She's everything in life I'll ever need
00:02:35 She is life
00:02:39 When I want to live
00:02:42 She's everything to me in life
00:02:49 She's my water
00:02:50 That's not really my thing.
00:02:53 When I need a drink
00:02:56 She's the first thought in my mind
00:02:59 - Hey, Step.
00:03:01 - Mary.
00:03:03 Let me tell you now, friend
00:03:06 Don't take her, she's all I've got
00:03:10 Please don't take her love
00:03:16 I'm beggin' you, friend
00:03:19 Don't take her, she's all I've got
00:03:24 She's everything in life
00:03:30 She's my fingers
00:03:34 When I want to feel
00:03:38 She's the only thing in life to me
00:03:44 Let me tell you now, friend
00:03:47 Don't take her, she's all I've got
00:03:52 Please don't take her love
00:03:58 I'm beggin' you, friend
00:04:01 You know, I don't know what to...
00:04:02 - They come in and...
00:04:06 She's everything in life
00:04:15 DEAN: You should come by tonight.
00:04:17 It's half-price well drinks
00:04:19 Well, you always
00:04:21 I know. You should come by.
00:04:23 Might as well. There's no action going
00:04:26 Why not? Is your wife out of town?
00:04:28 No, I just haven't been laid
00:04:34 Hey, did you get this job
00:04:39 Me, too.
00:04:40 I started right there
00:04:42 just like you.
00:04:44 Only I did better. Forty crates a day.
00:04:48 That's right, vato.
00:04:53 Yep. Probably gonna make me
00:04:57 - That's why they made me full-time.
00:04:59 That new guy? He's holding us up.
00:05:01 It's not my job to tell him
00:05:04 Hey. My band's playing on Friday.
00:05:09 It's pronounced "God's cock."
00:05:12 What kind of music do you listen to?
00:05:15 (SPEAKING SPANISH)
00:05:16 Yeah. Yeah. You'll like this.
00:05:18 Ladies are free,
00:05:24 Typical, typical.
00:05:26 I'm just going to sit here.
00:05:28 You're not going to shut it off?
00:05:29 I'm not going to hold the line.
00:05:31 If they're not going to do their jobs,
00:05:35 Well, if I don't get home
00:05:38 she puts on the sweatpants,
00:05:39 and once the sweatpants are on,
00:05:41 You know, it's over.
00:05:43 Shit.
00:05:47 Damn it!
00:05:51 - What are you doing?
00:05:53 What is he doing?
00:05:55 - Yeah? Why you ganging up on us?
00:05:57 We can't do our job
00:06:00 We're the only ones
00:06:02 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:06:06 What is the problem? Let's settle down.
00:06:08 Mary.
00:06:09 (SHUSHING)
00:06:14 Hector's new here, okay?
00:06:15 It's gonna take him a couple of days,
00:06:18 Step, listen. This is something
00:06:20 if you want to be floor manager,
00:06:22 Exactly.
00:06:23 Great. Well, let's clean all this up, okay,
00:06:26 We cannot afford to fall behind today.
00:06:28 Back to your station.
00:06:31 See that? We always get the blame.
00:06:33 Jesus, they're like a bunch of
00:06:35 I feel like a babysitter.
00:06:37 Sorry I missed the drama this morning.
00:06:40 how to back up a forklift.
00:06:42 (SCOFFS) Look at him.
00:06:44 That's his whole career, you know?
00:06:47 You'd think he'd want to learn how.
00:06:49 Well, he does have that band
00:06:51 (SCOFFS) Yeah, right. Band.
00:06:53 I bet you dollars to donuts
00:06:57 - Then you got dinkus down there.
00:07:00 No, no. The other one.
00:07:03 She asked me, or rather "aksed me,"
00:07:07 Just like that.
00:07:08 I told her maybe if she figures out
00:07:12 I will give her more personal days.
00:07:15 Don't worry. She will never fill out
00:07:19 I better get out of here.
00:07:20 Got to beat
00:07:36 Oh, shit. Do not notice me.
00:07:39 Do not notice me. Just go back inside.
00:07:43 God damn it! Hey.
00:07:53 Hey, Joel. Glad I caught you.
00:07:56 I'm in such a hurry right now, Nathan.
00:07:59 Yeah? You've been busy?
00:08:00 Yes. Very, very, very busy.
00:08:02 And I'm so busy right now,
00:08:04 Gotta call the office
00:08:06 Yeah. Hey, listen.
00:08:10 what are you guys doing
00:08:15 On the 17th? Um...
00:08:18 On the 17th,
00:08:21 Oh, yeah? Where you going?
00:08:23 (CLICKS TONGUE)
00:08:25 - Um...
00:08:29 You guys will definitely
00:08:32 Yep.
00:08:34 Great. Leslie and I are going
00:08:37 It's an annual thing.
00:08:40 It's for charity.
00:08:43 And we would like to invite you
00:08:46 to be our guests at our table...
00:08:47 Nathan, I just... I don't think that that's
00:08:51 - Really?
00:08:52 Why not? It's a lot of fun.
00:08:54 I don't know.
00:08:57 Suzie doesn't like going
00:09:01 Why not?
00:09:02 We wouldn't know anybody,
00:09:06 - Oh, it's not like that.
00:09:08 No, she won't feel uncomfortable.
00:09:12 It's just a real loose bunch.
00:09:16 You know, I...
00:09:17 Tell you what. Why don't we do this?
00:09:20 I'm gonna go ahead
00:09:21 since they're gonna sell out fast.
00:09:23 You talk to Suzie. See what she says.
00:09:26 Maybe I'll have Leslie give her a call.
00:09:29 You know how it is
00:09:32 (CHUCKLING)
00:09:34 - I can almost hear it...
00:09:35 Got to make the call.
00:09:51 Sorry, Joel, I almost forgot.
00:09:53 The tickets are $40 a plate.
00:09:56 Now, I know that's a little bit steep,
00:10:00 So, that's $80 total.
00:10:02 Nathan, I really gotta get inside
00:10:04 You and I are gonna talk about this
00:10:06 You go do that. Hey, Joel?
00:10:09 If you want us to look out
00:10:11 while you're gone or anything,
00:10:13 - I appreciate that.
00:10:16 Hey, where you guys going, anyway?
00:10:21 We're going on vacation.
00:10:22 Gosh, I tell you, Leslie and I would love
00:10:27 (SIGHS)
00:10:31 I gotta go.
00:10:33 All right, then.
00:10:35 I appreciate it, Nathan.
00:10:36 You do your thing.
00:10:39 Joel? One more thing.
00:10:43 Hey, Joel?
00:10:51 - Hon.
00:10:53 Man, that Nathan won't shut up.
00:10:56 Oh, I know. What an asshole.
00:10:59 I mean, I wonder how long he would
00:11:02 I'm actually afraid
00:11:05 because I'm afraid
00:11:08 Remember when we had our condo?
00:11:10 We could just go
00:11:12 No one would bother us.
00:11:14 We could walk to 7-Eleven.
00:11:15 (CELL PHONE BUZZING)
00:11:16 We didn't have to worry
00:11:19 Speaking of that,
00:11:21 He never checks the chlorine levels.
00:11:26 Sorry, it's just this new synthetic vanilla
00:11:29 has a much higher triple point
00:11:31 which means that
00:11:33 that we've been working on
00:11:35 and I just... I gotta get to this
00:11:39 'cause if something like this caught on,
00:11:43 Could sell the company.
00:11:47 Do you remember
00:11:50 for the original
00:11:52 I still have that framed in my office.
00:11:56 Yeah. And now I design coupons.
00:12:04 Do you want to go to the bedroom?
00:12:08 - Oh, I'm a little tired.
00:12:11 Yeah, just... I don't know.
00:12:14 It's not the middle of the week.
00:12:16 It's Monday? Shit!
00:12:17 - What happened?
00:12:20 (DANCING WITH THE STARS THEME
00:12:21 Oh? Is it on?
00:12:24 (SIGHS)
00:12:27 I gotta get a house
00:12:30 that doesn't share a wall with the TV.
00:12:32 Why would you do that?
00:12:34 Because it is a little tough to jerk it
00:12:37 with the TV blaring at you
00:12:39 Well, why don't you use
00:12:41 It'd be too suspicious.
00:12:43 I'll just...
00:12:46 Insulation?
00:12:47 You do not need
00:12:51 because you have so much
00:12:53 You need to take responsibility
00:12:57 wherever you want to
00:12:59 You own your house.
00:13:03 I mean,
00:13:05 Now look at what you have.
00:13:06 I know, but come on. What...
00:13:09 Okay? It's a pain in the ass.
00:13:10 I work all the time.
00:13:12 Nobody cares about extracts,
00:13:14 The stock guy with the shitty band
00:13:18 Yeah, but he probably lives
00:13:21 I would very gladly move
00:13:23 if the bathroom
00:13:27 CINDY: It belonged to my father.
00:13:29 He passed away last month
00:13:32 and it's just been really hard for me,
00:13:34 He was really into fusion.
00:13:37 You know, I'm not supposed to say this,
00:13:40 but given the circumstances,
00:13:43 you know, you could take this
00:13:45 and get a lot better deal.
00:13:47 No, that's okay. Really.
00:13:50 - I just want it gone.
00:13:52 I just... I want you to have a little extra.
00:13:57 - No. No, no, no. I couldn't. No. No.
00:14:00 You've been through enough already.
00:14:04 Okay. Okay.
00:14:06 Oh, my gosh.
00:14:07 God bless you. Thank you so much.
00:14:17 Hey.
00:14:18 Are we still looking into
00:14:21 Yeah, sure. But we might not have to.
00:14:23 You're not gonna believe this,
00:14:25 Michael J. Natherton
00:14:27 who called a while back, talking like
00:14:29 Yeah. I thought you said
00:14:31 he was just kicking the tires.
00:14:32 Yeah, well, he's serious now.
00:14:35 - I mean, a real offer.
00:14:37 It must be part of some
00:14:39 because this is over market value,
00:14:46 Wow.
00:14:48 I might be able to finally unload
00:14:51 I mean,
00:14:53 but, yeah, this... This could be great.
00:14:56 He says he'll call back next week.
00:15:01 You tell him, "Hell, yes."
00:15:03 Adiós, dinkus.
00:15:07 You see that?
00:15:09 I already warned him.
00:15:11 I'm just gonna sit here.
00:15:23 Oh, no. What now?
00:15:35 (EXCLAIMING)
00:15:37 Oh!
00:16:10 I knew it. That's what happens
00:16:13 - Mmm-hmm.
00:16:20 Yeah, all right.
00:16:26 He definitely lost one of them,
00:16:27 that they can reattach the other one,
00:16:29 Wow. That's hardcore.
00:16:32 I have no idea how this happened.
00:16:33 We've got such a good safety record,
00:16:35 and we comply
00:16:38 I think it was just some kind
00:16:41 Well, you probably have insurance
00:16:43 Yeah, of course. He's probably
00:16:45 Yeah, I would think so.
00:16:47 I mean, it's your balls.
00:16:51 It kind of makes you think, doesn't it,
00:16:55 Especially our balls.
00:16:59 A little sack.
00:17:01 Any minute,
00:17:04 What'd life be like,
00:17:07 Can you imagine that shit?
00:17:08 Yeah, actually,
00:17:11 What about the other night?
00:17:12 I thought you were gonna rub one out
00:17:14 I mean that, you know,
00:17:16 Suzie and I have sex
00:17:19 You know,
00:17:23 But I may have a solution.
00:17:26 - What?
00:17:31 Xanax? Isn't that for anxiety?
00:17:33 It's good for all psychological problems
00:17:37 Xanax basically
00:17:41 That's why it works for everything.
00:17:44 I take it for the common head cold.
00:17:48 I think it would work great
00:17:51 - Want me to get you some?
00:17:53 You know what else is good?
00:17:58 - For what?
00:18:35 FEMALE OPERATOR: What listing?
00:18:36 Don Wilkinson or Step Wilkinson.
00:18:40 - One moment.
00:18:43 I'm sorry.
00:18:45 There's a D. Wilkinson,
00:18:49 Okay. Thank you.
00:18:55 So, the guys at General Mills
00:18:57 got wind of this whole
00:18:59 and they're worried.
00:19:01 If Step decides to sue us
00:19:04 that could be a serious liability.
00:19:06 How is Step doing, anyway?
00:19:08 Better.
00:19:11 Oh, good.
00:19:12 Anyway, I guess
00:19:13 He says he's not going to sue us.
00:19:16 (IMITATING STEP) Says he
00:19:18 you know, and what's right is right.
00:19:20 He's being pretty mellow about this.
00:19:22 Yeah.
00:19:24 I think when you lose your balls,
00:19:29 Oh, by the way,
00:19:32 - Who?
00:19:34 Brian, you know,
00:19:36 I don't know who you're talking about.
00:19:38 - You know, forklift dinkus.
00:19:41 I thought you call him "boy genius."
00:19:44 Oh, right. Yeah.
00:19:47 I said, "Are you kidding me?
00:19:48 "You almost got somebody
00:19:49 And then he tried to blame it
00:19:52 You know, you really ought to learn
00:19:54 Yeah, I was thinking about that,
00:19:56 hey, if this deal goes through
00:19:58 It's not like I'm gonna be inviting dinkus
00:20:03 Oh, Joel, let me introduce you
00:20:07 One of them wanted to meet you.
00:20:10 Joel, this is Cindy.
00:20:14 - Hi.
00:20:16 (MOUTHING) Oh, my God.
00:20:18 And...
00:20:22 I'm sorry. I forgot your name.
00:20:23 - Victor.
00:20:25 Hi. Joel. Welcome.
00:20:28 - Okay.
00:20:41 - Hey.
00:20:44 Look, I'm so sorry, but are you really
00:20:51 Yeah.
00:20:52 I mean, like, you...
00:20:55 Yeah. Yeah, pretty much.
00:20:58 Oh, my God. How?
00:21:03 Just... You really wanna hear this?
00:21:06 No, no. I... Really, I do. I wanna know.
00:21:09 I mean, did you, like,
00:21:15 - Kind of.
00:21:16 Well, my mother used to...
00:21:18 My mother used to make
00:21:21 and I always noticed
00:21:24 tasted better
00:21:26 and I thought, "Why is that?"
00:21:27 And it turns out that a lot of the flavor
00:21:29 in the root-beer extract evaporates
00:21:31 and so when I was in graduate school,
00:21:35 I figured out a way
00:21:38 of the wintergreen component,
00:21:41 It doesn't evaporate as easily.
00:21:46 Wow.
00:21:48 I mean, you... You figured
00:21:52 - Yeah.
00:21:56 I've got a 7 Series BMW
00:21:59 You know so many people.
00:22:01 - I...
00:22:06 (LAUGHING)
00:22:08 What?
00:22:09 It's just really cute
00:22:13 Or is it more like your eights
00:22:15 Which one is it?
00:22:17 Hey, dude.
00:22:18 Hey, Dean. Cindy, here.
00:22:20 Oh, damn.
00:22:22 Goodness. Hi. Dean.
00:22:25 Entrepreneur, spiritualist, healer.
00:22:28 - Okay.
00:22:29 Nice to meet you.
00:22:31 - Thank you. Thank you.
00:22:32 We're gonna play some golf,
00:22:35 - Dean?
00:22:38 Does she work here?
00:22:39 Yeah, she's a temp.
00:22:40 - She's a tramp?
00:22:43 And please don't stare at her.
00:22:48 I like it, Joel. I like your style.
00:22:50 Well, I didn't hire her.
00:22:53 They just sent her over
00:22:55 Job 1, huh?
00:23:00 I have never seen a woman
00:23:04 Makes sense, though, huh?
00:23:09 Do they really?
00:23:11 I mean, most of your temps
00:23:16 - You wanna hear something weird, too?
00:23:19 I think that she was flirting with me.
00:23:21 Really?
00:23:23 - Could be wrong.
00:23:25 Dude, you could probably have any girl
00:23:28 anyone that you see right now
00:23:30 you could probably nail.
00:23:31 - I don't know about that.
00:23:34 you're the king of this whole domain.
00:23:35 This is your place.
00:23:37 You're the king of the...
00:23:39 What is this shit
00:23:40 It's extract,
00:23:43 You're the extract king, man.
00:23:45 And these females out here sense that,
00:23:47 and you can have them if you want that,
00:23:49 I personally wouldn't, because
00:23:53 but, you know, that girl right there,
00:23:56 - good for you, Joel.
00:23:59 What the shit?
00:24:00 My purse is stolen! It's gone! He did it!
00:24:05 You stole my purse! He did it!
00:24:07 - He did it! He stole my purse!
00:24:09 - I told you about him!
00:24:10 Calm down one minute, will you?
00:24:11 I'm not gonna calm down!
00:24:13 Will you please time out?
00:24:19 (SPEAKING SPANISH)
00:24:23 - You know, purse-o?
00:24:25 You stole my purse
00:24:26 - Wait a minute! Wait a minute, okay?
00:24:28 Give me a break, please?
00:24:31 I know it's stolen because it's gone,
00:24:33 What does it look like?
00:24:34 It's a white leather
00:24:37 with a turquoise lining
00:24:58 (SINGING) You didn't have to love me
00:25:01 But you did, but you did
00:25:04 And I thank you
00:25:07 You didn't have to love me like you did
00:25:10 But you did, but you did
00:25:13 And I thank you
00:25:16 But you took your love to someone else
00:25:20 I wouldn't know what it meant
00:25:24 You made me feel like I've never felt
00:25:29 Kisses so good I had to holler for help
00:25:33 You didn't have to hold it, but you did
00:25:36 But you did, but you did
00:25:39 And I thank you
00:25:51 You can go ahead of me
00:25:55 - Really?
00:25:56 Are you sure?
00:25:59 That's really, really sweet of you.
00:26:02 I can't believe
00:26:04 I mean, I work at the factory, you know?
00:26:07 Really? I work there, too.
00:26:10 Are you serious?
00:26:11 Yeah, I sure do.
00:26:15 Well, I just started working there.
00:26:17 Yeah, I'm the fastest sorter there.
00:26:20 - Really?
00:26:24 They were gonna make me
00:26:26 Well, I'm Cindy.
00:26:30 (DOOR CLOSES)
00:26:46 We don't do it anymore, you know?
00:26:49 We're turning into one of those
00:26:53 You do kind of look alike.
00:26:55 - No, we don't.
00:26:57 And to make things worse,
00:26:58 Dean, I cannot get
00:27:03 And how often am I going
00:27:06 and that into food flavoring? It's just...
00:27:09 You know she practically
00:27:11 She gave me her phone number
00:27:13 Asked me if I was going to that party
00:27:16 - Can you believe that?
00:27:17 - Yeah.
00:27:19 What do you mean,
00:27:20 I'm gonna do nothing.
00:27:22 I just got to power through it
00:27:25 Then I'll be all right.
00:27:26 What if Suzie cheated on you?
00:27:28 (SCOFFS) Right. Come on.
00:27:30 Listen, man. I like Suzie.
00:27:34 And I got nothing against her,
00:27:35 but what if she's feeling
00:27:39 What if she cheated on you?
00:27:44 I don't... No, I guess...
00:27:48 I guess that's a little weird, isn't it?
00:27:50 Yeah, a bit, but, you know,
00:27:53 - What? Cheat on me? No.
00:27:55 Well, I don't know, actually.
00:27:58 Suzie might.
00:28:00 If some really studly guy hit on her...
00:28:02 So, you're saying
00:28:07 if she were placed in temptation's way,
00:28:08 and yet you're in temptation's way
00:28:11 - That's right.
00:28:13 Here's what you need to do.
00:28:15 - I don't want drugs, Dean.
00:28:18 ancient ways from Aztec times
00:28:22 of getting your wife to cheat on you,
00:28:27 Let's hear it.
00:28:28 You hire a gigolo
00:28:32 to have an affair with your wife.
00:28:36 - What?
00:28:40 - You know a gigolo?
00:28:42 How do you know a gigolo?
00:28:43 - This guy, Brad.
00:28:45 Yes, who comes in here all the time.
00:28:49 You hire Brad.
00:28:52 All right. Yeah. Don't you have
00:28:55 Dude, you just told me
00:28:57 if she fooled around
00:28:58 And if she fools around
00:28:59 you have no guilty feelings
00:29:02 All your problems are solved.
00:29:08 Jesus Christ,
00:29:10 - Come on.
00:29:13 I think what I'm gonna do is,
00:29:15 and I'm just gonna talk to her about it.
00:29:16 - Bing!
00:29:19 Not a joke.
00:29:21 - Joking.
00:29:25 This gonna shut you up?
00:29:30 Tell me what this stuff does, again.
00:29:33 STEP: Yeah, I just believe
00:29:36 CINDY: That's right, Step.
00:29:38 And what's right is
00:29:41 so that a horrible accident like this
00:29:45 That's why I got a lawyer for you.
00:29:49 You want to know who?
00:29:51 - Who?
00:29:54 - Joe Adler? You got me Joe Adler?
00:29:56 Yeah.
00:29:58 You're so good to me, Cindy.
00:30:05 Okay. Oh, my gosh. Step, I'm sorry.
00:30:08 You're getting me aroused,
00:30:10 and I'm getting you aroused,
00:30:12 and your doctor said
00:30:14 till after the trial.
00:30:17 Step, I'm so sorry.
00:30:19 I'm sorry. I think we should go.
00:30:26 STEP: Man. Look at all them mallards.
00:30:29 I knew I should have brought
00:30:33 DEAN: Shit.
00:30:35 Do you remember what color
00:30:37 - What?
00:30:40 I don't think it was Xanax.
00:30:42 Could have been Ritalin or Special K.
00:30:48 I don't care. What?
00:30:49 Well, Special K is a horse tranquilizer.
00:30:53 It sometimes has weird effects
00:30:56 Hey, it's nothing to worry about.
00:30:57 Probably just shouldn't drink anymore.
00:31:00 Remember that thing
00:31:02 - About the gigolo?
00:31:04 You don't think that is wrong?
00:31:06 You don't think that
00:31:08 What could be morally wrong
00:31:10 Yeah, I don't know.
00:31:11 Look, man.
00:31:15 she doesn't have to, okay?
00:31:17 But if she does,
00:31:20 and you're the one
00:31:22 and drop the Joel-pole
00:31:24 And that's what's morally appropriate.
00:31:26 I cannot... I can't see anything
00:31:30 and... And he's a friend of yours, right?
00:31:32 Brad. You want me
00:31:33 No, no. Just hang on.
00:31:35 It's very weird
00:31:38 Dude, all you got to do is tell her
00:31:43 or whatever, and see what happens.
00:31:46 If she doesn't go for it, terrific.
00:31:50 Now you just feel better for not
00:31:53 I think you're right,
00:31:57 That's a sign, bro.
00:31:58 Yeah, I just... I don't know. It's so nuts.
00:32:03 You got to listen to the universe.
00:32:05 Why don't you have
00:32:07 You know what?
00:32:09 See what he has to say about this?
00:32:12 What the hell.
00:32:15 It seems pretty clear, right?
00:32:20 Yeah. It's 200.
00:32:22 Well, yeah. I mean, you know,
00:32:26 Come on, Dean. What are you?
00:32:28 I don't think they call it a pimp
00:32:31 - All right.
00:32:33 It's not a john,
00:32:36 They call it something else.
00:32:38 Look, I'm the one
00:32:39 - I get it.
00:32:40 You have nothing to worry about
00:32:42 - of his money, anyway.
00:32:43 - Fine.
00:32:45 Yep. 220.
00:32:47 - Dean!
00:32:49 I have a question.
00:32:51 Yep.
00:32:54 So, are you, like,
00:32:58 No, no. No, no. No, I'm...
00:33:02 I'm gonna be at work.
00:33:05 - Didn't we cover this?
00:33:08 What you're gonna do is,
00:33:10 you're just gonna go
00:33:13 pretending to be the new pool cleaner.
00:33:15 When you get there, you will simply
00:33:19 If she does not respond,
00:33:21 you will simply
00:33:23 That's it. It's just that simple.
00:33:25 So you're not gonna, like,
00:33:36 Listen. He will be at work.
00:33:41 You will go by when he is not there,
00:33:45 and you will pose as the pool cleaner
00:33:49 trying to seduce the wife.
00:33:53 (LAUGHING)
00:33:54 I see. Yeah. I get it now.
00:33:56 - It's so simple.
00:33:58 Yeah. You're not even gonna be there.
00:33:59 DEAN: No, he will not be there.
00:34:01 He will not be at the house.
00:34:04 The wife will be at the house. He will...
00:34:06 - BRAD: Not be...
00:34:08 Cool. No problem.
00:34:11 Now, I want you to remember
00:34:14 So, awesome, yeah.
00:34:17 - She might not go for it.
00:34:19 Awesome. Hey, man,
00:34:22 who might need, you know, what I do,
00:34:27 you think you could tell them
00:34:28 Because I figure
00:34:31 then maybe I could quit
00:34:33 That would be awesome,
00:34:37 and I like getting laid a lot better.
00:34:39 And I'm always seeing all kinds of
00:34:42 so, like I say,
00:34:44 Brad, you're killing me, man.
00:34:48 - All right.
00:34:51 BRAD: Oh? You know what else
00:34:52 - Later on, Brad. Good night, man.
00:34:55 Hey, let me give you a ride home.
00:34:58 I know.
00:35:00 This... Are you sure about this guy?
00:35:04 DEAN: Oh, yeah, man. He's real cool.
00:35:06 He just gets a little fired up
00:35:08 It's just... He doesn't seem that bright.
00:35:12 I mean, what do you expect?
00:35:36 CINDY: Hey.
00:35:37 Wow, looks like you had
00:35:42 So, where was I?
00:35:51 Oh, shit.
00:35:54 (CELL PHONE RINGING)
00:35:55 - Hello?
00:35:57 - Joel.
00:35:59 Did that really happen last night?
00:36:02 We go through with that?
00:36:05 As far as I know.
00:36:06 - God damn it!
00:36:09 What was I thinking?
00:36:12 Can you call that guy?
00:36:15 Brad. Okay. Yeah, man. I'll call him.
00:36:18 Yeah, tell him I'll pay him anyway.
00:36:21 Just tell him not to go over there.
00:36:22 What was I thinking?
00:36:24 All right, chill. Chill. I'll call him.
00:36:27 Thanks for the drugs, Dean.
00:36:31 Actually, I don't have his digits.
00:36:36 What're you talking about?
00:36:38 - Yeah, but I got his number from Cliff.
00:36:41 Cliff doesn't have a phone right now.
00:36:45 Motherfucker!
00:36:49 What's the boy's last name?
00:36:53 I don't remember. It's a Mexican name.
00:36:55 Mexican?
00:36:56 For Christ's sake, Dean,
00:36:57 the guy's got blonde hair
00:36:59 I thought it was strange, too,
00:37:02 had a Mexican last name,
00:37:05 I mean, might not have been Mexican.
00:37:08 I think it's Lopez or Sanchez.
00:37:13 Or Gutiérrez.
00:37:14 Shit. I got to get home
00:37:18 - Joel, we got to talk.
00:37:19 - It's kind of important.
00:37:20 - Not now.
00:37:22 - It's about Step.
00:37:23 on Line 1 for you.
00:37:27 - Who?
00:37:30 Brad Chavez?
00:37:31 You want me to take a message?
00:37:33 No, no. That's the pool cleaner.
00:37:39 Hello?
00:37:40 - Hey, is this Joel?
00:37:42 - Hey, man. It's Brad.
00:37:44 Mission accomplished, dude.
00:37:46 It worked. She totally went for it.
00:37:49 You were not even supposed
00:37:53 Oh, really? Yeah.
00:37:57 I totally forgot what time
00:37:59 and I was so excited about it
00:38:04 Um...
00:38:06 So, then, you... She actually...
00:38:10 Yep. It was easy.
00:38:13 Easy? What does that mean, easy?
00:38:16 No, I don't mean easy like
00:38:20 "Your wife's a slut," or anything.
00:38:22 I just meant it wasn't hard
00:38:26 Never mind.
00:38:27 Tell me. Tell me what happened.
00:38:30 - You sure?
00:38:33 Okay. Well, she let me in,
00:38:37 so I just went back
00:38:39 and I don't know anything
00:38:42 So, I was totally just faking it,
00:38:45 and she was in her bathing suit,
00:38:47 so I struck up a conversation.
00:38:50 This is a really nice house.
00:38:52 Thank you.
00:38:54 Is it your dad's house?
00:38:56 No, it's... It's ours.
00:38:58 Oh. Wow.
00:39:01 You look so young
00:39:05 (GIGGLING)
00:39:06 What?
00:39:08 Do you have any sunscreen?
00:39:13 Sure.
00:39:15 BRAD: And, see, I thought that was
00:39:17 to ask to borrow the sunscreen,
00:39:18 because that way I could ask
00:39:22 and I could rub some
00:39:24 Instead of me just coming out
00:39:26 It was pretty smooth, huh?
00:39:29 Anyway, once I started rubbing lotion
00:39:34 - the rest was pretty easy. She...
00:39:36 Stop it! I don't need to hear any more.
00:39:38 Okay. Okay, dude.
00:39:40 Well, hey, listen,
00:39:44 you want to referral me to
00:39:47 or, like, if you want me to do
00:39:50 No! I've got to go. Goodbye.
00:39:59 - Oh! Damn it!
00:40:05 - How's it going?
00:40:07 Well, I'm not gonna keep you long.
00:40:09 I went ahead
00:40:12 we talked about going to together
00:40:16 I think I mentioned
00:40:18 Well, as it turns out,
00:40:22 I told you that we really
00:40:24 Don't you remember that?
00:40:25 I know you said something
00:40:28 but like I say,
00:40:31 She could wear a pantsuit,
00:40:34 - It's not formal or anything.
00:40:37 What? Does she not like
00:40:40 I gotta go.
00:40:42 One more thing! I'm busy, too.
00:40:55 Joel, I was thinking,
00:41:00 just the two of us.
00:41:02 We haven't done something like that
00:41:04 and I know they have really
00:41:07 I hate the Caribbean.
00:41:10 Really? Why?
00:41:11 'Cause it sucks.
00:41:15 But I thought you liked
00:41:18 you know, so you can wear your shorts.
00:41:20 I don't feel so good.
00:41:24 Is it the food?
00:41:43 Well, actually, I'm in, like,
00:41:47 but God's Cock is basically
00:41:50 but Fight Head's more of, like,
00:41:53 whereas God's Cock is more like
00:41:56 So, it's five bands,
00:42:01 She is so nice.
00:42:05 Mmm-hmm.
00:42:07 Can't believe he's still working here.
00:42:09 Did you know
00:42:12 She thinks it was stolen.
00:42:13 And guess who was
00:42:15 Hector.
00:42:19 Hey. Did you guys hear the rumor?
00:42:20 Jim said Joel and Brian
00:42:22 Rich said the same thing, too.
00:42:24 He said they'll probably make millions
00:42:27 Shut the fuck up.
00:42:28 You mean, I'm working my ass off
00:42:29 and those guys are gonna make
00:42:31 I work harder than anybody.
00:42:33 If you add it all up,
00:42:37 We should do something.
00:42:38 - Mmm-hmm.
00:42:40 Here. Ladies are free,
00:42:43 GABRIELLA: Mmm-hmm.
00:42:45 - You got a sec?
00:42:47 I think we might have
00:42:49 I don't know what happened,
00:42:50 Step says he doesn't want
00:42:52 I think he might have talked to a lawyer.
00:42:54 Like I say, the General Mills guys
00:42:57 until this whole thing is settled, so...
00:42:59 All right, well, don't worry about it.
00:43:01 Step's probably just chest-beating,
00:43:03 He does this all the time.
00:43:05 and then he usually backs down.
00:43:07 And that was with his balls, so,
00:43:09 - I'll talk to him.
00:43:16 (NATHAN EXCLAIMS)
00:43:17 There he is. Hey.
00:43:20 I can't talk today.
00:43:22 - Almost missed you.
00:43:25 Hey, I noticed you got
00:43:27 How is he?
00:43:28 We're thinking about
00:43:30 I got to get inside...
00:43:34 - Huh?
00:43:36 you saw him yesterday,
00:43:38 No, today. The new guy.
00:43:43 What did he look like?
00:43:44 Well, you know,
00:43:47 Good-looking kid. Real good-looking.
00:43:50 In fact, Leslie even commented...
00:43:51 You're absolutely sure
00:43:53 and not yesterday?
00:43:54 - Yeah.
00:43:56 No, no doubt about it. It was today.
00:43:59 Yesterday, I had this bear of
00:44:02 This guy just went on.
00:44:04 Hey, do you think I could go ahead
00:44:08 It's 110...
00:44:10 All right, I'll call you!
00:44:15 BRAD: Hello?
00:44:16 - Yeah, is this Brad?
00:44:17 What were you doing
00:44:20 Oh!
00:44:24 - Nothing.
00:44:27 Look, don't worry about it, dude.
00:44:30 I won't charge you for this one.
00:44:31 You had sex with my wife again?
00:44:33 Well, I figured we already did it once,
00:44:38 - Besides, I'm not going to charge you.
00:44:41 You are going to charge me
00:44:43 because you are not going to have sex
00:44:46 Now, listen. If I ever catch you
00:44:50 it's not going to be great, all right?
00:44:52 Okay, listen, if you know
00:45:01 Hey, do you want to,
00:45:03 I don't know, go out or something?
00:45:05 We can go to 7-Eleven
00:45:07 I have this work thing I gotta go to.
00:45:10 Rory's band's playing.
00:45:15 Oh.
00:45:16 (HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING)
00:45:23 (SCREAMING INCOHERENTLY)
00:45:33 (CHATTERING)
00:45:56 Are you getting what you deserve?
00:46:00 - Hey, Cliff.
00:46:02 (JOE SPEAKING SPANISH ON TV)
00:46:10 I cannot believe
00:46:14 I thought you said
00:46:16 Well, I guess
00:46:18 It was so easy for him, too.
00:46:21 Maybe I'm just lousy in the sack.
00:46:23 No, man. It's not your fault.
00:46:25 I told you,
00:46:29 I'm sorry if, you know... I'm sorry.
00:46:32 That's all right. That's all right.
00:46:35 What is it with women?
00:46:37 they just want a guy
00:46:38 but they always just end up laughing
00:46:40 at whatever the good-looking,
00:46:42 (LAUGHING) I know.
00:46:44 Guess what else? Little prick
00:46:47 - For real? Why?
00:46:52 Unreal. You hire a guy to do a job
00:46:55 and he comes back the next day,
00:47:01 Yeah, well, I'm not letting him do it
00:47:04 You are? How much?
00:47:05 The same, I guess. Why?
00:47:08 Well, I mean,
00:47:13 and invoice him,
00:47:18 Don't even worry about that right now.
00:47:19 We can deal
00:47:21 You can just table that.
00:47:23 What's important is that
00:47:26 and calling Cindy, guilt-free.
00:47:29 Yeah. I don't know about that.
00:47:32 - Look. You know what you need to do?
00:47:34 Dude. I know I kid around a lot
00:47:38 but I'm serious right now.
00:47:42 Okay? So, I want you to listen to me.
00:47:44 You should try smoking a little pot.
00:47:48 - That's a drug.
00:47:52 It has healing properties.
00:47:56 Okay, I get paranoid when I smoke pot.
00:47:58 Not if you smoke a little, bro.
00:48:01 You know what you need to do?
00:48:02 You need to hang out
00:48:04 He's a great guy. He's the one
00:48:09 Dude, the Atlantians gave mankind
00:48:17 See, drugs don't give you a hangover,
00:48:20 People are just now starting to use
00:48:25 That's how we're going to solve
00:48:28 Wisdom of the ancients.
00:48:33 Right on.
00:48:51 - All right, man.
00:48:53 I'm really kind of a lightweight. If you've
00:48:56 - It's not really my thing.
00:48:57 Come on, Joel.
00:49:00 - I do get paranoid.
00:49:03 You familiar with the Graffix bong?
00:49:05 - You ever used one before?
00:49:07 Okay. Put your thumb right here.
00:49:09 Hey! You put your right thumb here,
00:49:12 Now, when I tell you to let go,
00:49:19 Okay. Exhale!
00:49:22 - I'm going to let you guys do this.
00:49:23 This doesn't work for me.
00:49:24 - Exhale hard!
00:49:26 Exhale!
00:49:28 (EXHALES)
00:49:30 Put your lips on it. Yeah.
00:49:34 Go! Inhale! Go! Go! Harder!
00:49:38 (BUBBLING)
00:49:39 Let go!
00:49:41 Inhale!
00:49:47 Yeah.
00:49:49 (COUGHING)
00:49:51 Oh, yeah.
00:49:54 (WILLIE CHUCKLING)
00:49:59 Yeah. It's Jesus. You see him?
00:50:17 JOEL: Oh, fuck.
00:50:29 Huh?
00:50:35 I thought I heard somebody
00:50:37 (CLEARS THROAT)
00:50:42 (SCREAMING)
00:50:47 JOEL: Jesus Christ.
00:50:48 Did you see the look on his face?
00:50:50 Man, you do get paranoid
00:50:54 You do, dude.
00:50:55 Did you get paranoid
00:50:57 I told you guys.
00:50:59 Hey, dude, man.
00:51:01 Well, yeah, what time is it?
00:51:02 Time for you to call her
00:51:06 - All right.
00:51:07 She's probably at home now.
00:51:12 What does she look like?
00:51:14 She's... She has dark hair.
00:51:19 and, you know, working-class looking.
00:51:25 What do you mean by that?
00:51:33 That she's kind of slutty-looking?
00:51:42 Kind of. Yeah.
00:51:48 That's how I like them.
00:51:51 Kind of nasty. Yeah.
00:51:53 You guys have the same taste, man.
00:51:57 Yeah. Hope I don't wake her up.
00:52:01 (BUSY SIGNAL BEEPING)
00:52:02 Busy.
00:52:03 At least you know she's home, man.
00:52:05 I don't know what kind of person
00:52:09 I don't have call waiting.
00:52:14 I hate call waiting.
00:52:17 Every time I hear that clicking,
00:52:20 (IMITATES CLICKING)
00:52:21 I put my fist
00:52:34 Are you joking? He's playing with you.
00:52:36 You do get paranoid
00:52:42 Seriously, though, I hate call waiting.
00:52:47 Okay, man.
00:52:49 You're too stoned.
00:53:03 I'll tell you
00:53:10 This is my number.
00:53:18 Enough. I don't know why
00:53:22 You're gonna make me cry.
00:53:24 Hey.
00:53:27 Joel?
00:53:28 Hey. What are you doing here?
00:53:33 Joel, man, I'm not proud of you today.
00:53:36 Guys, seems like
00:53:37 - you guys will have a lot to work out.
00:53:39 I don't want to be a fourth wheel.
00:53:42 Thanks for having me. It's been cool.
00:53:45 See you guys later.
00:53:54 Kind of nasty?
00:54:08 (CLATTERING)
00:54:10 (SOFTLY) Shit.
00:54:14 Oh, my God. Joel, are you all right?
00:54:16 I'm fine. I'm fine. Just got
00:54:22 - But...
00:54:24 By who? What happened?
00:54:26 Some guy at Sidelines, just...
00:54:30 My God, you should go to the hospital
00:54:33 No, no, no, I just
00:54:36 - Are you sure you're okay?
00:54:40 People get their asses kicked
00:54:46 - Can I get you some ice?
00:54:52 Hi, Joel. Brian wants to see you.
00:54:56 What happened to your face?
00:54:57 Car door. Slammed it.
00:54:59 (JOEL MUTTERING)
00:55:02 Hey, did you talk to Step yet?
00:55:03 Not returning my calls.
00:55:05 Oh, shit. We got trouble.
00:55:09 Joe Adler, that personal-injury lawyer
00:55:13 He's got that freak-show hairdo.
00:55:16 He is a human turd.
00:55:20 Shit. What happened to you?
00:55:22 I fell down some stairs. Joe Adler?
00:55:24 Yeah. I mean,
00:55:27 We could be really screwed here.
00:55:29 (SIGHS) And we got to hire a couple of
00:55:32 And did you know
00:55:38 What?
00:55:39 Can you believe that?
00:55:41 - Step?
00:55:42 - Our Step?
00:55:44 And they didn't even meet here.
00:55:46 They met, like, at some grocery store
00:55:49 You know, how a jimmy-john
00:55:52 ends up with a girl like Cindy
00:55:56 And if it's okay with you,
00:56:02 Fire Hector? Why?
00:56:03 Well, you know, what's-her-face's
00:56:08 It's got to be him. Who else could it be?
00:56:12 Uh, no. Do not fire Hector.
00:56:15 - Why not?
00:56:18 Okay. If you say so.
00:56:21 Jenny, I don't feel very well.
00:56:33 Shit.
00:56:42 What the...
00:56:45 What the hell are you doing
00:56:48 Dude, you weren't supposed to be here
00:56:51 What... What happened to your face?
00:56:54 Same thing that's...
00:56:55 Your face is going to look like
00:56:58 Actually, your face is going to
00:57:04 Listen, if I ever catch you anywhere
00:57:09 at the very least, you will be arrested.
00:57:13 For what? Suzie let me in.
00:57:19 Listen, man, I know she's your wife
00:57:24 You might as well know,
00:57:28 (LAUGHS)
00:57:29 In love? Oh, are you stupid.
00:57:34 Stupid Brad. Stupid, dumb, dumb Brad.
00:57:37 You think that she is in love with you?
00:57:42 You're nothing but a little piece of ass.
00:57:47 I don't think so, dude.
00:57:48 You don't think so, dude?
00:57:50 that she doesn't even know
00:57:52 Did you ever think about that?
00:57:53 Did that ever skitter across
00:57:56 How about I go home
00:57:57 that you did it all for money?
00:58:00 Shut up. You wouldn't do that.
00:58:01 - Really? Watch this, slut.
00:58:04 - Here I go.
00:58:06 Don't! Man!
00:58:09 Listen, man, me and your wife
00:58:15 Please don't mess it up for me.
00:58:17 Don't mess it up?
00:58:20 My house! My pool! Stupid ass.
00:58:23 No, wait! Come on!
00:58:26 Oh, yes, I can!
00:58:32 SUZIE: Hi. You're home early.
00:58:34 So, how was that new pool cleaner?
00:58:36 What do you mean?
00:58:37 What do you think I mean?
00:58:42 Did he do a good job cleaning the pool?
00:58:47 Well, I...
00:58:48 Did he get all the leaves?
00:58:51 I'm looking right at it,
00:58:56 Yeah, yeah.
00:58:59 I think he did a horrible job,
00:59:00 and I don't think
00:59:03 - Okay.
00:59:06 Are you sure you're feeling okay, Joel?
00:59:08 Nope!
00:59:10 - Do you want some aspirin?
00:59:11 How about some raisins?
00:59:13 (DOOR SLAMS)
00:59:23 (CAR ALARM BEEPS)
00:59:27 (DOORBELL RINGS)
00:59:31 - Hey, Step.
00:59:33 Great.
00:59:35 This is my half-brother, Phil.
00:59:39 - Well, let's go out back.
00:59:41 Hey, hey! Close the door.
00:59:44 Sorry.
00:59:52 So, you're dating Cindy, huh?
00:59:55 Yes, sir. She's my girlfriend.
00:59:58 We might even get married after all this
01:00:03 Huh.
01:00:06 Step, you might want to be
01:00:09 What do you mean?
01:00:14 I just... Step, I'm not sure
01:00:16 but, you know,
01:00:19 coming your way from the settlement.
01:00:23 Joel, I know Cindy has got
01:00:30 She's the best thing
01:00:33 Step, I don't want to tell you what to do,
01:00:34 but I just want you
01:00:38 If you go beyond the settlement,
01:00:41 you could bankrupt that company.
01:00:43 And people are going to lose their jobs,
01:00:45 a lot of people are gonna be
01:00:47 No, I ain't worried about that.
01:00:49 I can kick anybody's ass
01:00:52 Yeah.
01:00:54 PHIL: Well, I'm gonna kick somebody's
01:00:58 Brad, we can't. I'm sorry.
01:01:00 - We have to stop doing this.
01:01:02 Because it's not right,
01:01:05 and you have to start cleaning the pool.
01:01:08 (FLIES BUZZING)
01:01:10 But I've never felt this way
01:01:15 and I've been with a lot of chicks.
01:01:19 Okay, look, Brad.
01:01:25 And this was a mistake. I'm sorry.
01:01:29 I was bored and frustrated,
01:01:36 But we just... We have to stop this.
01:01:38 This has made me realize
01:01:43 I'm sorry.
01:01:44 This doesn't mean that we can't still
01:01:49 Yes, that's...
01:01:52 Why?
01:01:55 Because of everything that I just said.
01:01:59 Do you need me to say it again?
01:02:01 (SIGHS)
01:02:03 Can I see you tomorrow?
01:02:05 - No.
01:02:07 - No.
01:02:08 Okay. You know what?
01:02:12 - I'll call you tomorrow.
01:02:16 We'll talk about it later.
01:02:20 Oh, my God. What a moron.
01:02:26 - Hey. Are you ready?
01:02:28 The meeting with Step's lawyer,
01:02:31 - It's today, remember? Now.
01:02:33 I should fire all three of you
01:02:36 because you laughed at me
01:02:40 But this Step guy? He's the Holy Grail.
01:02:44 You see, if both his balls
01:02:48 he'd be a good case,
01:02:51 A man with no balls is no man at all.
01:02:54 And a jury will never feel
01:02:57 of a ball-less, neutered, he-she freak.
01:03:00 But Step? He's got one ball, barely.
01:03:04 To a jury he's still a man, and that
01:03:11 I'm telling you,
01:03:15 The fucking...
01:03:17 Hello. I'm Joe Adler.
01:03:21 - Hi, Joe. Brian. This is Joel.
01:03:23 - How are you?
01:03:24 You see those guys up there?
01:03:25 I heard those are the guys
01:03:28 Look, if they're gonna sell this place
01:03:31 then I should get some
01:03:32 I mean, it's only fair.
01:03:34 I've been working here for,
01:03:36 It's bullshit, man. I work my ass off.
01:03:38 Remember, Hector, I was telling you
01:03:41 I've been working here 14 years.
01:03:45 And at GemCo,
01:03:47 It even says so on the nametags.
01:03:49 But the thing is,
01:03:51 GemCo sucks, man.
01:03:53 They make you do calisthenics. Yeah.
01:03:55 That's right.
01:03:58 But I don't want to work
01:04:00 They make you do the limbo.
01:04:02 That is messed up.
01:04:03 Yeah, I would be the laughingstock
01:04:06 If we quit, this place couldn't run.
01:04:08 They wouldn't be able to sell this place
01:04:10 Well, that's why what we should do is,
01:04:15 demand stock in the company
01:04:18 If General Mills knew
01:04:20 they would not buy this place
01:04:24 See, that way, Joel and Brian
01:04:30 Yeah. We should do it.
01:04:33 That's what I've been saying
01:04:36 We've gone through everything,
01:04:38 and the only way we would even
01:04:41 would be to the tune of the number
01:04:45 Does everyone have this?
01:04:50 What?
01:04:51 We don't have this kind of money,
01:04:53 Not in cash, you don't. Of course not.
01:04:56 But if you were to sell off your assets,
01:05:00 Are you... Are you shitting me?
01:05:02 This is what I've been trying
01:05:04 If you think that I'm just going to give up
01:05:06 this entire company
01:05:08 How about what my client gave up?
01:05:10 His testicles! How about that?
01:05:14 In fact, I'll make a deal with you.
01:05:17 We will drop this case right now
01:05:19 if you come over here
01:05:24 and let me slam this door like this!
01:05:28 Go ahead. We can settle this right now.
01:05:31 Call it even.
01:05:34 if you let me slam your balls
01:05:39 because that's what happened
01:05:41 Yep. Those are definitely the guys
01:05:45 Now, you see that? That is
01:05:48 That is definitely
01:05:51 What are we going to do?
01:05:53 They're going to take away my Geo.
01:05:55 We got to act fast.
01:05:57 Yeah, and leave us out in the cold.
01:06:00 (SPEAKING SPANISH)
01:06:02 Are we going to lose our jobs?
01:06:04 We very well could, Hector.
01:06:05 We need to do one of those walkouts.
01:06:08 All right. Who's in? We need a show
01:06:11 Come on, people.
01:06:12 Let's go! Come on! Let's do this! Yeah!
01:06:17 MAN: Let's go.
01:06:18 (MUMBLES IN SPANISH)
01:06:21 I will gladly come down on that price
01:06:26 and slam your testicles in that door...
01:06:28 I don't want to slam my testicles in
01:06:32 - You won't even budge one penny?
01:06:35 I'll slam your balls in that door!
01:06:40 I'm sorry. Did you just threaten me?
01:06:42 - Why don't you give it a rest?
01:06:44 We'll be right back.
01:06:48 I don't need this. I'm going home.
01:07:02 Yeah, what?
01:07:06 What?
01:07:08 Um, what's up, Joel?
01:07:12 Basically, we were...
01:07:16 We were just thinking...
01:07:21 that you guys are doing this deal
01:07:26 and we just think that...
01:07:31 We think that maybe
01:07:34 And, you know,
01:07:37 What everybody has decided is
01:07:40 then what we're gonna do is,
01:07:44 Hang on. You want a piece? Right?
01:07:48 - Yeah.
01:07:50 How about the whole
01:07:52 - Sure.
01:07:54 Everybody gets the whole place!
01:07:55 You guys run it, okay?
01:07:58 As of now. In fact, you guys can pay for
01:08:02 You can go meet with Adler, okay?
01:08:03 He might slam your balls in the door,
01:08:07 (WHOOPS)
01:08:08 (DOOR CLOSES)
01:08:12 (EMPLOYEES MURMURING)
01:08:14 So, was that good, or...
01:08:17 (BELL RINGING)
01:08:20 I was going to say more,
01:08:26 MAN: Our lunch buffet features
01:08:30 ANNOUNCER 1: Vandella
01:08:33 He's got himself a double.
01:08:35 He throws on the brakes.
01:08:38 ANNOUNCER 2: Well, he just
01:08:40 I think four innings
01:08:42 and he hasn't handled
01:08:46 Listen, Joel,
01:08:52 You've been really busy at the factory
01:08:55 and ever since
01:08:58 it seems like, I don't know,
01:09:01 - as pretty as I used to feel, and I just...
01:09:04 - What?
01:09:05 You had sex with Brad.
01:09:08 - You knew?
01:09:10 Yeah, I know you hired him,
01:09:12 I didn't hire him to clean the pool.
01:09:16 What?
01:09:19 Wait... Why?
01:09:24 I hired him to have an affair with you,
01:09:26 because I wanted to have an affair
01:09:30 but I was very, very drunk, and I was
01:09:35 Brad was getting paid?
01:09:38 All 15 times?
01:09:42 Fifteen?
01:09:43 - Yes.
01:09:45 Has it even been 15 days?
01:09:50 Unbelievable.
01:09:53 Wait, you wanted to have an affair
01:09:56 Um, yes, but I didn't.
01:09:58 Why didn't you just talk to me about it?
01:10:00 I was going to, but, you know,
01:10:03 Dean, you know, he gave me some pill.
01:10:07 God, you asshole.
01:10:09 - I'm the asshole?
01:10:10 Suzie, technically
01:10:12 You could've just said,
01:10:13 None of this would've happened
01:10:15 Hey, guys. Glad I caught you.
01:10:18 You guys hardly ever answer the door.
01:10:21 - Now's not a really good time.
01:10:23 When do you think
01:10:26 I don't know. I don't know.
01:10:28 - See, the thing is...
01:10:30 - You want to come by tomorrow?
01:10:32 - Okay?
01:10:34 I don't know. Just sometime tomorrow
01:10:36 Okay, great. So, if you could go and
01:10:40 - It's 110.
01:10:42 - That's two plates at $55 a plate.
01:10:45 - I'm going to close this.
01:11:17 (INAUDIBLE)
01:11:45 - Joel?
01:11:46 Hey, what...
01:11:50 I'm actually staying here, too.
01:11:52 Come in. Sorry.
01:11:54 Do you want something to drink?
01:11:57 No, thanks.
01:11:59 Listen, I am so sorry
01:12:02 He gets crazy.
01:12:05 so, have a seat.
01:12:11 - That's Mary's purse, right?
01:12:13 Right there. That's Mary's purse, right?
01:12:16 Uh, no, that's my bag. So, wait. How are
01:12:26 This is Mary's purse, and you stole it.
01:12:31 Am I right?
01:12:34 Joel, that's my bag.
01:12:38 You know,
01:12:40 I have never seen another one.
01:12:43 Or another teddy in a fucking tutu.
01:12:48 - Now, what are you doing with Step?
01:12:52 You're the only reason
01:12:55 Do you have any idea how much work
01:12:58 Do you have any clue? Do you care?
01:13:02 I'm gonna go. I'm gonna take this.
01:13:04 If it really is your bag,
01:13:06 you can tell them that I stole it.
01:13:09 On second thought,
01:13:11 and I'm gonna tell them
01:13:16 - Joel, please don't.
01:13:19 Joel, please don't call the police.
01:13:21 and I will go to jail for a really long time.
01:13:24 Well, maybe you should have
01:13:25 before you started
01:13:27 Joel, please? Listen, I promise you
01:13:29 I will leave Step alone
01:13:31 How do I know that?
01:13:34 You can keep the bag.
01:13:35 If I don't leave Step alone,
01:13:38 then you can turn me in.
01:13:45 Yeah, that...
01:13:48 You got those? Can I have those, too?
01:13:55 I guess that works. I mean, great.
01:14:01 I bet you weren't even
01:14:04 Mmm-mmm.
01:14:05 What is your deal?
01:14:09 (SOBBING)
01:14:11 Hey?
01:14:13 Hey? This is what I'm talking about.
01:14:15 This manipulation here with the tears.
01:14:18 Forget it.
01:14:20 You better not be faking it, okay,
01:14:25 Hello?
01:14:29 Are you faking it?
01:14:34 Well, I'm sorry. You know, I just...
01:14:40 I was just curious about
01:14:43 All right. Just...
01:14:46 (SHUSHING)
01:14:49 Very sorry. Okay? Don't worry about it.
01:14:54 I just thought I'd just ask how a...
01:15:21 Cindy? Cindy?
01:15:25 Shit.
01:15:45 (SINGING) Who were you thinking of
01:15:52 Was it a good-looking stranger
01:15:59 You didn't want to quit
01:16:08 Joel hasn't been in all morning.
01:16:12 If we come in late, we get in trouble.
01:16:14 Mmm-hmm.
01:16:16 (GASPS)
01:16:18 And Hector didn't steal it. Cindy did.
01:16:23 Can you believe that?
01:16:25 Blaming Cindy just to protect Hector.
01:16:34 We really do need to go
01:16:41 You heard from Cindy lately?
01:16:42 It's been over three days
01:16:46 Maybe we ought to call the cops
01:16:48 Look, she'll be back, all right?
01:16:52 Okay.
01:16:57 That's the last bottle of Pepsi.
01:17:00 Maybe I'll just call Domino's
01:17:06 Still, if she didn't steal your truck
01:17:09 and she didn't get into an accident,
01:17:12 Shut up about Cindy, already,
01:17:18 WOMAN: Domino's.
01:17:20 Hello.
01:17:25 - BRIAN: Hey.
01:17:26 Step's here to see you.
01:17:29 Is he? Great. Bring him in.
01:17:32 He's outside at the loading dock.
01:17:34 He wants to talk to you alone out there
01:17:39 Man to man.
01:17:44 I'm sick and tired of dealing
01:17:48 Truth is, I just want my old life back.
01:17:54 You know? I'm a working man.
01:17:58 The problem is,
01:18:02 there won't be a job for me
01:18:05 You don't have to bankrupt
01:18:08 Well, if I drop the lawsuit,
01:18:11 and the new company, well, who'd
01:18:16 Well, you know, listen, I don't think
01:18:22 so you're okay.
01:18:26 You know, I'm a working man, too,
01:18:28 I make extract. That's what I do.
01:18:34 Cherry. Root beer. S'mores.
01:18:38 And a lot of people don't think that
01:18:40 but I think that it is pretty cool, so,
01:18:45 why would I want to sell this place?
01:18:48 I think that I just got distracted
01:18:52 and the gigolos and...
01:18:59 You know, what I'm saying is
01:19:02 not selling the company.
01:19:04 That is, if there isn't a lawsuit.
01:19:08 There is going to be
01:19:10 so what do you think?
01:19:12 Yeah, that sounds fair to me.
01:19:16 But under one condition.
01:19:19 What's that?
01:19:21 You make me floor manager.
01:19:29 (WHISTLES)
01:19:30 Hold the line!
01:19:31 (BELL RINGING)
01:19:33 Thank you.
01:19:35 Okay.
01:19:37 Everybody gather around! Listen up!
01:19:45 Okay. First of all, I want to say that
01:19:51 All right?
01:19:53 And, secondly, I'm making Step here
01:19:58 Anybody doesn't like that,
01:20:02 Remember, though, at GemCo,
01:20:05 You'll probably never even meet him.
01:20:06 He's, like,
01:20:10 Here, you know, I'm just upstairs.
01:20:11 You can come up there and you can
01:20:14 That's all. Okay?
01:20:16 Step, the floor is yours.
01:20:19 (MARY SCOFFS)
01:20:21 You're not selling?
01:20:22 (BELL RINGING)
01:20:23 I'm not selling.
01:20:25 You better start learning
01:20:28 (GROANS)
01:20:30 - You just go off to work and do...
01:20:31 Hey! You two get back to work!
01:20:43 (SPEAKING SPANISH)
01:20:58 Hey, man.
01:21:01 Look, I know you probably
01:21:04 I just wanted to tell you that
01:21:08 so you don't have to worry.
01:21:10 She's really into you, dude.
01:21:12 I guess that's why
01:21:16 Whatever.
01:21:18 You're a really lucky guy,
01:21:22 Why'd you have to get hung up
01:21:23 You could have any girl you want.
01:21:25 Yeah, but I want Suzie.
01:21:29 You had her 15 times.
01:21:32 Well, yeah.
01:21:34 But she doesn't love me, dude.
01:21:38 - Anyway, I just wanted to tell you that.
01:21:43 All right. Later.
01:21:53 Hey, so, I was wondering,
01:21:58 and I don't really think I'm cut out
01:22:02 You know? So, do you think
01:22:07 or whatever at the extract plant?
01:22:10 I'm not going to give you a job. Okay?
01:22:14 Yeah. Sorry.
01:22:21 Or just come by the office
01:22:25 I'll see what I can do, okay?
01:22:28 Cool. Thanks, man.
01:22:32 There he goes.
01:22:34 Johnny Horse-cock. Rolling.
01:22:39 You know, I'm starting to think
01:22:41 - Really?
01:22:44 - Maybe it was your fault.
01:22:46 A lot of blame to go around here.
01:22:48 I think there are some people
01:22:54 I think you're one of those people, man.
01:23:03 Hello?
01:23:04 Shit.
01:23:08 Why are you cleaning
01:23:10 New guy didn't work out?
01:23:12 Yeah, no, didn't work out.
01:23:15 Boy, it's just hard
01:23:18 Yeah.
01:23:20 (CHUCKLES)
01:23:22 Hey. Did you get a chance
01:23:26 Nathan, Joel and I are not going
01:23:31 Gee, I wish you would have told me that
01:23:34 Joel never agreed to it,
01:23:38 Well, it sure sounded like
01:23:41 I mean, Leslie was going
01:23:43 but you don't return our calls.
01:23:45 I mean, I already bought those tickets,
01:23:49 I really wish you guys had been
01:23:54 Well, then,
01:23:58 When we say things like,
01:24:01 or "I'm not sure,"
01:24:03 or we close the door in your face,
01:24:08 Why can't you get that?
01:24:10 - Well, it...
01:24:12 Let me be even more clear
01:24:16 We don't like you.
01:24:18 Is that clear enough for you?
01:24:20 You're dull. You talk too much.
01:24:24 You're always in our yard.
01:24:26 I don't know what the hell
01:24:28 but it stinks.
01:24:30 You lay out in your front yard
01:24:34 You are the worst neighbor
01:24:37 We don't like you. Is that clear enough
01:24:41 Shut up!
01:24:42 Nathan?
01:24:45 Nathan? Nathan?
01:24:48 (CHURCH ORGAN PLAYING)
01:25:14 (CHATTERING)
01:25:19 - Hi.
01:25:23 Are you okay?
01:25:27 I think I might have killed him, Joel.
01:25:30 The last thing he heard was me
01:25:33 Well, he did talk a lot.
01:25:36 Yeah. He was going on and on.
01:25:40 I'm sure it wasn't your fault.
01:25:43 I don't know. I just...
01:25:46 I actually told Leslie I would go
01:25:51 She said Nathan
01:25:54 I said I'd go to that, too.
01:25:56 Oh.
01:26:02 So, who was this woman that you
01:26:05 She was just some criminal drifter.
01:26:12 It wasn't that great.
01:26:13 You know, I thought that she was
01:26:16 - Really?
01:26:18 Nobody's into food flavoring.
01:26:21 Well, I don't know.
01:26:23 People are into it.
01:26:31 You should know, by the way,
01:26:34 I hired Brad.
01:26:36 Yeah, I know. You told me that,
01:26:39 No, sorry,
01:26:43 I mean that I hired him for the factory.
01:26:46 Why? He's a total moron.
01:26:49 Yeah, I know.
01:26:51 but I felt sorry for him.
01:26:55 Yeah. So did I.
01:27:00 Well, my car's over here, so,
01:27:03 I guess I'll see you at the Rotary Club?
01:27:08 Yeah, I'll see you there.
01:27:14 Suzie?
01:27:17 Should we maybe just take one car?
01:27:20 Yeah. We probably should.
01:27:23 Yeah.
01:27:26 I thought that was
01:27:29 JOEL: Yes, it was. You know, when
01:27:34 "This might be the longest
01:27:37 SUZIE: Yeah. I didn't expect
01:27:40 There were a lot of people there.
01:27:42 JOEL: Yeah.
01:27:46 (SINGING) You have been
01:27:52 That woman of mine, she ain't happy
01:27:55 Till she finds something wrong
01:27:59 If it ain't one thing,
01:28:00 (PHONE RINGING)
01:28:04 ON ANSWERING MACHINE:
01:28:05 I'm not here, so leave a message.
01:28:10 Where the hell is she?
01:28:14 How long does it take to get some
01:28:23 VALET: Here you are, sir.
01:28:27 JOE: What the fuck?
01:29:22 Oh, rainy day woman
01:29:25 I've never seem to see you for
01:29:31 You have been a friend of mine,
01:29:35 Woman