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00:00:11 Look alive!
00:00:14 Damn it!
00:00:16 You call that blocking,
00:00:19 You gotta pick up
00:00:21 Goddamn it! Get off the fucking field,
00:00:25 Consider yourselves dead
00:00:32 You gonna rejoin
00:00:35 You've got to feel the pressure
00:00:37 Then you get rid of the rock!
00:00:39 Now get focused
00:00:47 - Shit!
00:01:22 This better be important or somebody's
00:01:31 Yeah? What?
00:01:38 Please let me finish this
00:01:44 Mrs Brummel, with all sadness,
00:01:47 But–
00:01:48 Get the service guy down here
00:01:52 Mr Tate,
00:01:54 Absolutely no field trips
00:01:57 I don't think
00:01:59 You're not getting out
00:02:03 And, finally,
00:02:06 There's just no money
00:02:09 But I bet the football team gets their
00:02:16 Have you seen the football stadium
00:02:19 The entire town is there. This is
00:02:23 and, yes, the team will get
00:02:27 and new jock straps and anything else
00:02:30 because that is what
00:02:33 Because that is what
00:02:35 I'm sorry.
00:02:38 My frustrated hands are tied.
00:02:46 I don't see why we can't have
00:02:50 so the children will learn
00:02:53 Miss Drake, the Drama Club had their
00:02:58 Well... maybe if they use
00:03:03 Shit, I forgot my keys.
00:03:06 See you in the morning,
00:03:55 Coach Willis.
00:03:59 You look...
00:04:04 - Miss Drake.
00:04:06 I'm sorry to bother you,
00:04:12 I can't seem to find a pencil.
00:04:16 You don't need a pencil, Coach.
00:04:19 - I need a pencil.
00:04:22 Do you have a pencil?
00:04:24 Jesus Christ, yes, I have a pencil.
00:04:29 Look, why don't you and your pencil
00:04:36 You look...
00:04:40 Harassment has a really fine line,
00:04:51 I've always wanted to do that.
00:05:11 Would Miss Drake please report...
00:05:14 to the principal's office?
00:05:46 - I forgot my grade book.
00:05:50 - Unlock the door, goddamn it!
00:05:53 - Let me get help.
00:05:56 - Where are your keys?
00:06:01 In the office.
00:06:03 I'm gonna get my keys now,
00:06:05 - Please, let me get help.
00:06:09 Miss Drake...
00:06:12 please be careful.
00:06:27 He's insane.
00:06:36 Miss Drake, he's coming!
00:06:39 Hurry! Hurry!
00:06:48 Hurry, Miss Drake!
00:06:53 Hurry!
00:06:58 - Shit!
00:07:01 Hurry!
00:07:09 Help me!
00:07:20 Prick.
00:07:36 I always wanted to do that.
00:08:35 You fucking bitch!
00:08:38 What the hell
00:08:47 Whatever.
00:08:54 Sorry. My fault.
00:08:57 Crash and burn, Casey.
00:09:02 Get out of the fucking car,
00:09:06 Goddamn you!
00:09:09 - You okay?
00:09:12 You ran into me, beast.
00:09:15 Okay, now listen up.
00:09:18 let's keep
00:09:20 No hair spray, no teasing,
00:09:24 - Simple. Great.
00:09:26 Stan, watch it. Those are Estee Lauder lips.
00:09:29 Sorry.
00:09:31 - Hey, can we talk?
00:09:34 I need a new headline
00:09:36 - So is this.
00:09:39 In fact... it could be just the story
00:09:44 Do the words "editor-in-chief"
00:09:46 Leave the news
00:09:48 Later.
00:09:51 That chick weakens legs, meat.
00:09:56 - One, two, three–
00:09:58 Yeah, do it again!
00:10:01 Yeah!
00:10:08 Excuse me.
00:10:10 Could you please tell me where
00:10:16 Thank you.
00:10:20 I really love what you've done with your nose ring.
00:10:31 You're such a fucking pussy.
00:10:35 Fuck you, man!
00:10:46 Dude, that's not me.
00:10:48 Doesn't even look like me.
00:10:50 It's fifty bucks,
00:10:51 - Does that look like me?
00:10:56 I don't know, man. How do we know
00:11:00 Trust me, man.
00:11:04 Then why are you repeating
00:11:06 All right, look, man.
00:11:08 I'll throw in
00:11:10 Scat. My own recipe.
00:11:22 Up the nose, right?
00:11:25 Whatever works, man.
00:11:33 Fuck.
00:11:39 Excuse me, Mr Tate.
00:11:45 Try to remember, Harry,
00:11:51 Sharp ones.
00:11:53 We should be getting hazard pay
00:11:56 - Yeah, right.
00:11:59 I–
00:12:03 I got your machine.
00:12:06 - I can't get rid of it.
00:12:11 A bit tired, but no complaints.
00:12:15 I got it.
00:12:18 Can we say,
00:12:24 Maybe you should just go home.
00:12:26 No, thank you.
00:12:28 I'm saving my sick days
00:12:36 Maybe I should just put
00:12:45 When will that bitch turn
00:12:47 Hey, speaking of which,
00:12:50 Maybe she had
00:12:58 What's up with the coach?
00:13:01 Probably a pregame ritual.
00:13:06 Just looking at him
00:13:14 Good morning, Mrs Olson.
00:13:19 You look
00:13:35 So...
00:13:39 greatest fear?
00:13:44 Anyone?
00:13:50 Yes, Zeke.
00:13:52 Crusoe's afraid that he'd be
00:13:56 with nothing but calluses.
00:13:59 No, that's not correct.
00:14:01 Isolation
00:14:04 Yes, but...
00:14:07 his external existence
00:14:09 to the internal agony
00:14:15 That's very good.
00:14:17 Like I said, calluses.
00:14:21 So Cathy tells me one thing,
00:14:25 and then, of course,
00:14:27 so which one
00:14:29 Print them all.
00:14:31 - Hey, we need to talk.
00:14:34 Could we back-burner it?
00:14:36 - I'm quitting football.
00:14:39 I'm not playing this year.
00:14:42 I'm quitting the team.
00:14:46 What brought this on?
00:14:49 Well, I've been weighing
00:14:52 - with my impending future, and I decided–
00:14:56 Stan, what about college? The football
00:14:59 If I quit now, I can work
00:15:02 maybe raise
00:15:04 I'd rather go to college...
00:15:08 You're not good
00:15:10 Stan, you're good at football.
00:15:12 Yeah, I've always been good at football
00:15:17 I think maybe it's time I try something
00:15:21 And what am I supposed to do while you're
00:15:24 - What?
00:15:27 is head cheerleaders date star
00:15:31 Don't be superficial.
00:15:33 "Superficial."
00:15:36 That's really good, Stan.
00:15:39 Let me know how
00:15:44 I was hoping you'd be
00:15:58 Now, if everyone will turn
00:16:04 "The Nation of the State."
00:16:06 "Only through conformity
00:16:10 can the unified state offer the benefits
00:16:16 Actually, we covered that
00:16:20 We're on chapter five.
00:16:22 Whatever.
00:16:25 Now if you could all please
00:16:30 "Individual Action in Society."
00:16:48 What are you reading?
00:16:51 Double Star.
00:16:53 You one of those
00:16:56 Y'all believe in alternate universes
00:17:02 I'm feeling pretty alien
00:17:04 I'm Marybeth Louise Hutchinson
00:17:07 - No shit.
00:17:10 Why do you want
00:17:12 'Cause I don't have
00:17:16 Correct me if I'm wrong, but you seem
00:17:19 - So I just thought–
00:17:23 Hi. I'm Delilah.
00:17:25 - Happy to have you at Herrington.
00:17:28 Don't you love the way Stokely accessorizes
00:17:32 - Fuck you, gutter slut.
00:17:34 on being such a bad example
00:17:37 - What people?
00:17:41 No.
00:17:42 I'm not aware of any lesbianism
00:17:45 That's too bad, Stokely. You'll just
00:17:48 Bipolar bitch.
00:17:51 Violent.
00:17:53 Yeah.
00:18:40 - What are you doing?
00:18:46 This ain't the cafeteria, son.
00:18:49 Yes, sir.
00:18:52 You're–
00:18:55 - I forget your name.
00:18:59 Right.
00:19:03 You're not really
00:19:05 I don't think a person should run
00:19:11 "Being chased."
00:19:13 I like that.
00:19:20 Get outta here.
00:19:42 - Mrs Brummel, may I have a word with you?
00:19:56 Man, get a fucking eye dog.
00:19:59 Maybe if you didn't paint
00:20:08 - Mr Furlong.
00:20:11 Found something
00:20:13 Thought you might want
00:20:15 - What is it?
00:20:17 Want to be
00:20:22 I didn't know
00:20:25 I don't think
00:20:28 Have you been out long?
00:20:30 I think it's very impressive
00:20:33 I'm not a lesbian,
00:20:36 Be one. Please.
00:20:40 You were right about me. I don't have
00:20:44 - Being a lesbian is just my security.
00:20:48 People like you.
00:20:53 Complex.
00:20:56 Certain mesozoan...
00:20:58 only exist in the kidney
00:21:04 - Which doesn't make sense because–
00:21:09 Right.
00:21:11 It's a pelagic organism.
00:21:14 - What's pelagic?
00:21:17 Exactly.
00:21:20 But I don't recognize
00:21:25 Casey, I don't want to blow smoke up your butt,
00:21:28 Yeah, right.
00:21:30 It could happen. New species
00:21:34 - Don't be so cynical.
00:21:36 - No.
00:21:40 You just know
00:21:43 I'm a contradiction.
00:21:45 Check the mesodermic follicles
00:21:48 - What does that mean?
00:21:52 let them take a look, maybe get in
00:21:55 Our secret...
00:22:00 - Hey, Stokely, maybe it's from your planet.
00:22:05 Did you see that?
00:22:09 What is it doing?
00:22:17 - You think it's amphibian?
00:22:21 Yeah, but couldn't this kill it?
00:22:23 Yeah, you don't want
00:22:25 - One way to find out.
00:22:34 It's all right.
00:22:35 It's okay.
00:22:46 Mr Furlong,
00:22:49 I'm just gonna check
00:22:51 Actually,
00:22:53 so... I want to feel it.
00:23:08 It can replicate.
00:23:14 Fuck!
00:23:16 Goddamn it!
00:23:22 - I'm okay.
00:23:25 Where did it get teeth?
00:23:29 I'm gonna call the university.
00:23:44 I've just been thinking
00:23:47 and...
00:23:50 I've decided
00:23:53 and concentrate
00:23:59 Okay.
00:24:01 Stan, we'll miss you.
00:24:04 That's it?
00:24:06 Well, what do you
00:24:08 My star quarterback comes to me the day
00:24:12 the only team in the district
00:24:14 and tells me
00:24:18 There's something up with that.
00:24:20 You seem to be going through
00:24:24 and I'm not gonna stand in the way
00:24:29 You do what you have to do.
00:24:31 Thanks for not reaming me,
00:24:34 What kind of human being
00:24:51 Hey, give me that back.
00:24:56 Hey, yo, piss wad,
00:24:59 I'm sorry.
00:25:04 Yeah, that's the problem.
00:25:06 Hey.
00:25:08 Yo, Stan.
00:25:13 That's right.
00:25:16 We draw blood! Yeah!
00:25:22 - It must really blow being you.
00:26:09 Yo, Casey, is that you?
00:26:19 - Mrs Brummel, what the fuck–
00:26:22 Help me.
00:26:26 Get help!
00:26:30 You don't know what's happening.
00:26:37 It's okay.
00:26:53 Is Mrs Brummel
00:26:55 Stan, Mrs Brummel has been
00:26:59 and she's on a lot
00:27:02 It causes
00:27:05 We were hoping that she would get through
00:27:10 I hope you can understand
00:27:14 Yeah.
00:27:16 Yeah,
00:27:20 Casey? You understand?
00:27:24 Casey, you understand?
00:27:30 - Casey?
00:27:34 Sure.
00:27:44 - It's Neve Campbell?
00:27:47 Yep.
00:27:49 - And they're naked?
00:28:02 Zeke, you cannot conduct
00:28:07 Well, Miss Burke,
00:28:10 because I'm sitting on my car
00:28:13 Well, I've had complaints
00:28:17 that you've sold them
00:28:20 You want to tell me about it
00:28:22 You're too tense, Miss Burke,
00:28:27 You know, Zeke, I'm the authority figure
00:28:29 "For gentle relief of blockage
00:28:32 - Chocolate-flavoured laxatives.
00:28:35 if you applied
00:28:37 - of that intellect to your studies,
00:28:40 you could have made up
00:28:43 - You didn't have to repeat your senior year.
00:28:47 Condoms.
00:28:48 Magnum-sized,
00:28:54 Come on, Miss Burke.
00:28:58 That's so rude.
00:29:10 I need a lead story.
00:29:13 Well, we found a new phylum
00:29:18 Really bizarre. Mr Furlong thinks
00:29:21 Let me race to the
00:29:24 - Why do you rag on me so much? What did I do?
00:29:26 It's just your fate.
00:29:28 There's one of you
00:29:30 - We can't go in here.
00:29:33 You're with me.
00:29:38 Okay, so what are
00:29:42 Anything.
00:29:51 Nurse Harper is medicated.
00:29:54 Hey.
00:29:56 No, I exposed Mr Tate's alcoholism
00:30:00 Well, his wife certainly didn't
00:30:04 God.
00:30:07 - You can be such a...
00:30:11 pretty cool human being when you're
00:30:19 You hitting on me, Casey?
00:30:21 No. No.
00:30:24 I just think
00:30:27 Sometimes.
00:30:29 This not being
00:30:58 - Where's Brummel?
00:31:01 Her body was too old.
00:31:03 Be careful of the climate.
00:31:07 It makes one impulsive.
00:31:10 Has the entire faculty
00:31:12 Almost.
00:31:15 - What about the students?
00:31:23 What are you two
00:31:25 I thought I was
00:31:30 There are not enough drugs
00:32:03 What?
00:32:05 I have a pain.
00:32:09 Right here.
00:32:21 Get off of me! Jesus!
00:33:14 Casey!
00:33:18 What the hell
00:33:23 - Slow down there.
00:33:26 What are you talking about?
00:33:28 - Coach Willis.
00:33:29 - What's going on?
00:33:33 Who attacked who?
00:33:35 I have no idea. I joined this right
00:33:38 Mrs Brummel wigged out in the shower,
00:33:41 What were you doing
00:33:43 - Coach Willis and Mrs Olson attacked Nurse Harper.
00:33:46 There's Nurse Harper.
00:33:56 Now we can get
00:33:58 - Fuck.
00:34:05 Delilah, wait!
00:34:29 In here?
00:34:31 Yes. The body
00:34:35 - And why would Mrs Brummel be in the closet?
00:34:39 - That's right.
00:34:42 Sorry about that mix-up earlier.
00:34:46 Apparently, there's been
00:34:48 Still, if we could just
00:34:50 Certainly.
00:35:03 - It's a doll.
00:35:07 We use her to teach C.P.R.
00:35:10 although I guess she does
00:35:13 - You dialled 911 for a dead doll?
00:35:16 They put that there.
00:35:19 - You gotta call Delilah.
00:35:22 She was here with me.
00:35:25 They attacked Nurse Harper.
00:35:27 - Nurse Harper is epileptic. She's prone to grand mals.
00:35:31 Luckily, she carries her medicine in her bag,
00:35:35 We think it was brought on by this terrible
00:35:39 - You can call her if you like.
00:35:42 You can use the phone
00:35:50 That was some fast running
00:35:54 We could sure use your speed.
00:35:57 There's plenty of chasing
00:36:00 Did you hear that, Casey?
00:36:04 - Thank you.
00:36:12 This way.
00:36:23 Cas,
00:36:26 Evelyn knows someone downtown.
00:36:29 I'm gonna make an appointment.
00:36:34 He's a straight-A student,
00:36:37 - Christ.
00:36:43 Well, we've just spoken...
00:36:45 with both Mrs Brummel
00:36:51 - They got him.
00:36:56 Just some kid looking
00:36:59 All right.
00:37:07 Well–
00:37:09 I am so sorry,
00:37:13 Maybe if you and I spoke privately,
00:37:15 No. No, Mom.
00:37:17 Maybe I should see
00:37:21 Can we just go?
00:37:23 We'll take care of this at home, Miss
00:37:27 I can see how it all
00:37:29 It's a pretty bizarre
00:37:33 It's our fault.
00:37:35 See you tomorrow, Casey.
00:37:45 Check his school books.
00:37:47 They hide the drugs in the spine
00:37:50 - What are you on, son?
00:37:54 That's government property, Dad.
00:37:56 Shit.
00:38:00 Look, we love you, son.
00:38:03 Then believe me.
00:38:08 Something really weird
00:38:12 - Something's happened to them.
00:38:14 - I'm bending as far as I can, but if you push it–
00:38:18 Please?
00:38:19 Okay, that's it.
00:38:23 Your privileges
00:38:25 No phone. Sorry. Over.
00:38:32 You'll go to school, straight to school,
00:38:35 I'm not going back to that school.
00:38:39 You'll go. If I have to tie you
00:38:43 No music.
00:38:45 His porno.
00:38:47 Porno.
00:38:53 Sorry, pal. No more
00:38:56 We are gonna
00:39:00 Get your room
00:39:45 What the hell do you
00:39:46 Dad. They're here.
00:39:50 The faculty.
00:39:51 Get in the house, now.
00:39:57 I'm losing it.
00:40:26 - Go on, son.
00:40:30 Please.
00:40:32 Come home
00:40:34 Your mom's
00:40:54 Mr Connor.
00:41:34 Delilah.
00:41:36 Don't. Come on.
00:41:39 Your attention, please.
00:41:41 Will the following students
00:41:43 James Archuleta,
00:41:46 and Delilah Proffitt.
00:41:49 - This is all your fault.
00:41:51 Do you think I'm in drag
00:41:53 They're after me.
00:41:55 - Did you tell your parents?
00:41:58 She drinks.
00:42:00 - Look, we have to go to the police.
00:42:02 - They've got the police.
00:42:04 Look, you saw it.
00:42:07 - They attacked Nurse Harper.
00:42:09 Casey, we don't even know
00:42:12 Why did she act
00:42:14 It's a devil's cult
00:42:16 Maybe they worship comets.
00:42:18 I'm not gonna stay in a handicapped
00:42:20 - They couldn't have gotten to everyone.
00:42:22 - I'm going to find Stan.
00:43:03 Will the following students
00:43:06 Jennifer Qulick,
00:43:10 You should just
00:43:12 No way.
00:43:17 I'm sorry.
00:43:21 So you– Are you ready
00:43:24 I quit the team.
00:43:27 - Are you serious?
00:43:31 Why?
00:43:37 Just tired of everyone kissing my ass
00:43:42 You know... the coach, the students,
00:43:48 Last year after we won
00:43:50 That was thanks to you
00:43:53 You follow the games?
00:43:56 I wouldn't
00:44:00 I made a "D" on a biology test
00:44:02 and Mr Furlong
00:44:06 He said I deserved
00:44:09 That really bugged me,
00:44:12 I worked hard for that "D."
00:44:18 I just wish people
00:44:22 A "D" student.
00:44:24 Yeah.
00:44:35 Okay, class, listen up.
00:44:38 Today we are going to write
00:44:42 Everyone take out a piece of paper
00:44:46 of every living member
00:44:48 Begin with your immediate family–
00:44:52 then include the names
00:44:55 What?
00:44:58 - Is this gonna be on the test?
00:45:07 What is that?
00:45:11 It's magic dust.
00:45:14 - You want some?
00:45:18 - You sure?
00:45:21 so that would
00:45:24 - We wouldn't want to do that.
00:45:28 I'm Marybeth Louise Hutchinson
00:45:32 Atlanta.
00:45:34 That's right.
00:45:37 I'm Zeke.
00:45:39 - I know.
00:45:41 The pleasure's
00:45:46 There's a mandatory meeting in the office
00:45:50 Remember, tonight we take on
00:45:52 - Please come at 5:30 and show your support.
00:45:58 Weird, isn't it?
00:46:00 - What do you think it is?
00:46:04 Something weird
00:46:19 Hey, Football.
00:46:22 Hey, Gabe.
00:46:25 - You're not pissed, are you?
00:46:28 I'm the new team captain.
00:46:38 What's going on here?
00:46:40 Nurse Harper, she's giving an ear exam
00:46:44 And that takes the police?
00:46:47 Stan, I need
00:46:50 I didn't know
00:46:52 Contacts.
00:46:59 Stokely, got a second?
00:47:04 So after the accident, I came here
00:47:09 So I moved in
00:47:17 Fucking do something,
00:47:19 Yeah, my mom and dad
00:47:21 - Really?
00:47:24 They're still breathing,
00:47:27 they're very much dead.
00:47:32 You've fucking gone weird.
00:47:35 - Fuck you!
00:47:42 Yeah.
00:47:44 - You notice anything off today here at school?
00:47:48 - Y'all are off.
00:47:51 Yeah, man, we can't deal.
00:47:53 Five bucks a pop. Hey, man,
00:47:58 Working out just fine.
00:48:01 Hey, you got any more?
00:48:03 - Sure, man.
00:48:05 Why don't you give us
00:48:09 All right.
00:48:12 - You got any more?
00:48:16 - What about in your locker?
00:48:23 - Use in moderation, boys.
00:48:26 - Check out Miss Burke.
00:48:30 Man, I'm really not in the mood,
00:48:37 - What's up with her?
00:48:39 It's too damn hot, and I got
00:48:42 Eat me, you asshole. I'm the one with
00:48:47 Ouch. Comeback.
00:48:50 What are you gonna do?
00:48:53 And how am I supposed to do
00:48:55 Do you even know
00:48:57 Europe, Sri Lanka, Japan? I wonder what
00:49:03 to hide from her
00:49:07 I've taken your shit
00:49:09 you dickless drug-induced
00:49:12 - Woman, what are you on?
00:49:15 I'm sick of you,
00:49:18 And if I see you peddling
00:49:21 I'm gonna shove my foot
00:49:25 you'll be sucking my toes
00:49:31 Big trouble.
00:49:33 She got some bad shit.
00:49:39 And then they chased us,
00:49:42 All this started when Mrs Brummel
00:49:44 - in the boys' locker room?
00:49:47 Everybody's been acting really strange,
00:49:52 Tell me about it. It's like they've
00:49:56 - or something.
00:49:57 Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
00:50:03 That was a joke.
00:50:04 Look, what if it
00:50:07 - What if that really happened?
00:50:11 The Body Snatchers is a story
00:50:14 It's located in the fiction
00:50:16 So is Schindler's List. All fiction
00:50:20 What does Miss Burke teach us
00:50:22 How do we know
00:50:24 - Jack Finney.
00:50:26 which led him to write a book
00:50:29 - Your conspiracy theory is flawed.
00:50:32 Jack Finney's The Body Snatchers
00:50:34 of The Puppet Masters
00:50:36 So you can completely disregard
00:50:39 Whatever.
00:50:41 they've been here
00:50:43 You know, Casey, I think you've been racked
00:50:46 Look, how do you know
00:50:47 Maybe X-Files is right.
00:50:49 Where do all these movies
00:50:52 How do we know Spielberg,
00:50:55 Emmerich haven't been
00:50:58 You know, maybe they're
00:51:00 Maybe they're simply preparing us
00:51:02 You know what, Casey,
00:51:04 - It's science fiction.
00:51:06 Everybody gets hung up on the science
00:51:09 They're getting at us
00:51:12 So, aliens have just been
00:51:15 creating this happy little
00:51:17 with their E.T.
00:51:19 just so that nobody would believe it
00:51:21 I think so.
00:51:27 - You're not buying this, are you?
00:51:30 But it's kind of cool.
00:51:33 Okay, so what's missing?
00:51:35 Well, in The Body Snatchers,
00:51:39 I mean, where are the pods?
00:51:41 There are no pods.
00:51:43 There's gotta be
00:51:48 In Puppet Masters,
00:51:56 - I filled Stan in.
00:52:00 Really?
00:52:04 Shit.
00:52:08 Furlong must have sent it
00:52:10 - Doubtful.
00:52:16 What? What is it?
00:52:19 Will someone please tell me
00:52:22 It all started yesterday when
00:52:26 Which is now missing.
00:52:32 We think aliens are
00:52:39 Right. Come on.
00:52:41 You saw what Brummel
00:52:43 I saw her dead body
00:52:46 They've been calling students into the office.
00:52:49 including the new team captain.
00:52:52 Looks like you picked
00:52:54 You think aliens have
00:52:57 That would explain their weird
00:53:01 Give me a fucking break.
00:53:13 So, what are we
00:53:16 Shopping.
00:53:19 - I've got a very large grocery list.
00:53:23 This is where
00:53:25 You borrow it
00:53:28 I like to think of it
00:53:33 Just doing my part to the
00:53:40 So if anybody
00:53:44 just grab ahold of me and pretend
00:53:46 The punishment
00:54:04 - Aliens?
00:54:07 Great. Just listen to yourselves.
00:54:11 That's not weird,
00:54:14 Come on, guys.
00:54:17 Then leave, Stan. Why are you
00:54:19 Blow me, Delilah,
00:54:22 Get the fuck out of here
00:54:24 Fuck you, tit bags.
00:54:25 - Will everybody calm down, please?
00:54:28 Let's go alien for a second.
00:54:33 Why Ohio?
00:54:35 If you were going
00:54:38 would you blow up the White House
00:54:40 or sneak in
00:54:54 Casey.
00:54:56 Man, the only person
00:55:00 is you, man.
00:55:02 Fuck you, Zeke.
00:55:06 What's going on here?
00:55:11 Shouldn't you people
00:55:13 Well, it's like this,
00:55:17 Casey here
00:55:23 - Really?
00:55:30 Is that true?
00:55:35 Casey?
00:55:39 The thing I found yesterday–
00:55:42 I sent it to the university.
00:55:45 Do they know what it is?
00:55:51 Look, sorry to impose and
00:55:55 If you'd kindly take your seats,
00:55:58 Now sit down!
00:56:09 - Put him the fuck down, Furlong.
00:56:17 Goddamn it!
00:56:20 Come on.
00:56:22 No!
00:57:14 Zeke.
00:57:28 This is usually the point where somebody
00:57:30 Let's get the fuck outta here.
00:57:38 Aliens are taking over
00:57:43 We gotta have proof.
00:57:47 All right, everybody,
00:57:49 We're heading straight
00:57:51 Pull it together,
00:58:29 Stokely.
00:58:35 What's Stan hanging out
00:58:46 Delilah.
00:59:04 My car.
00:59:07 - Where are we going?
00:59:10 Wait.
00:59:12 - There he is. Let's go.
00:59:15 - We're going to–
00:59:18 - Get in the fucking car.
00:59:20 Nah, Gabe... but thanks.
00:59:35 What the fuck is going on?
00:59:38 Let's see if anybody's talking.
00:59:47 Who the fuck are these guys?
00:59:49 All right,
00:59:52 - Fuck this shit.
01:00:26 - Where's your mom and dad?
01:00:34 Shit.
01:00:37 - My God.
01:00:50 This is your big secret?
01:00:53 You didn't see that.
01:00:55 What are we gonna do with
01:00:59 I can call my dad.
01:01:01 If he's even
01:01:09 It's called a gun, man.
01:01:22 What is it?
01:01:26 We're gonna find out.
01:01:30 Hey, come here, Oscar.
01:01:32 Come here, buddy.
01:01:51 Jeez.
01:02:07 Now what?
01:02:09 I'm sorry, buddy.
01:02:35 See? It's a parasite.
01:02:38 It attaches itself to a host,
01:02:48 - It's incomplete.
01:02:52 It can survive on its own, but it's
01:02:55 Look, it has the ability to replicate,
01:02:58 Something moist.
01:03:00 See what it did to Oscar's insides.
01:03:03 Hey, isn't a human body
01:03:06 They're using us.
01:03:08 - Drying us out.
01:03:10 I overheard the coach.
01:03:12 Her body was too old.
01:03:14 See, this partially explains
01:03:21 That drug's a diuretic.
01:03:26 They're using us as hosts. They're just
01:03:29 - they can control.
01:03:32 She doesn't.
01:03:35 Who's been right so far.
01:03:37 How do we stop it?
01:03:39 Yeah, Stokely,
01:03:45 In theory,
01:03:47 - If we kill the master, we get them all.
01:03:51 What happens to everybody else?
01:03:53 The ones who've been taken over?
01:03:55 No, they don't.
01:03:58 But that is
01:04:01 So if we found the leader
01:04:04 - we'd beat it.
01:04:06 - I say we get the fuck out of town.
01:04:09 Don't you see? We got to stop it
01:04:12 It took the high school
01:04:15 Give it a week,
01:04:18 - We have to fight.
01:04:21 We don't even know
01:04:24 What if one of us was an alien
01:04:26 He's right. How do I know
01:04:30 How do I know
01:04:32 In Body Snatchers,
01:04:35 - They completely lost their identities.
01:04:38 I mean, he's usually a real hard-ass,
01:04:41 His behaviour
01:04:44 Like a star quarterback who mysteriously
01:04:47 What are you doing, Delilah?
01:04:49 I'm just pointing out
01:04:51 You've been acting really weird
01:04:53 I'm not an alien,
01:04:57 - There's another big word.
01:05:00 What about you? You haven't been
01:05:02 or hair spray
01:05:04 - I'm incognito.
01:05:08 And I'm supposed to trust you? Tell me something,
01:05:12 - What the fuck you talking about?
01:05:15 So when did you stop
01:05:18 She's not a lesbian.
01:05:20 - Really?
01:05:22 And what about you,
01:05:25 It's just really convenient that you showed up
01:05:29 - What are you doing in Ohio anyway?
01:05:33 Hey, shut up.
01:05:36 She's got a point, Zeke.
01:05:39 Yeah, Zeke, Professor.
01:05:42 I mean, you seem to know an awful lot
01:05:45 No offence, but you're not exactly known
01:05:49 Neither are you, man.
01:05:52 - Casey, when did you become Sigourney Weaver?
01:05:56 All right,
01:06:12 I got a solution.
01:06:14 We know this outs them, right?
01:06:19 No way, man.
01:06:23 Come on, man. If you're not an alien,
01:06:27 Zeke's right.
01:06:29 This is the only way
01:06:32 Yeah, come on, Stan.
01:06:35 Look, we all do it.
01:06:42 - Casey.
01:06:45 It's your birthright, man.
01:07:02 Easy, boy.
01:07:10 What about you, Zeke? How do we know
01:07:17 I don't get high
01:07:19 Fuck that, man!
01:07:21 You're taking it.
01:07:29 Now what the hell's wrong with him?
01:07:31 Nothing's wrong with him,
01:07:33 He's tweaking.
01:07:37 Tweak. Tweak.
01:07:39 Now you.
01:07:57 Your turn.
01:08:22 Stokely.
01:08:25 I'm not putting that hack drug
01:08:28 - It's so '80s.
01:08:35 - What's in it?
01:08:46 Shit.
01:08:52 Now you,
01:08:56 No. Her first.
01:09:01 - I'm allergic.
01:09:07 Is she always this much fun, man?
01:09:10 Sometimes she can be a real bitch.
01:09:17 You know what I'm saying? You know?
01:09:25 You both take it.
01:09:27 Zeke, I can't.
01:09:33 You have to take it.
01:09:43 Showdown.
01:10:04 Del?
01:10:15 Shit!
01:10:26 Shoot her. Shoot her
01:10:28 - Stan, I don't know what's happening.
01:10:31 - Don't shoot her, Casey.
01:10:35 There's nowhere to go.
01:10:38 Nowhere to hide.
01:10:40 I'll fucking shoot her.
01:10:44 Shit!
01:10:52 Jesus!
01:10:57 Get her!
01:11:01 She's getting away!
01:11:02 - Hurry!
01:11:12 I should have known that
01:11:15 We can get her back, Zeke.
01:11:17 We can get them all back.
01:11:22 She destroyed most of my supply.
01:11:25 Look, if we kill the queen,
01:11:32 Fuck!
01:11:42 - How much do we have left?
01:11:45 But we only need enough
01:11:47 - We get her, we get them all, right?
01:11:50 - Where are we gonna find her?
01:12:08 Go Hornets!
01:12:13 He crosses the field!
01:12:18 Tackled by four Hornets
01:12:27 Somebody stung
01:12:38 Come on, ladies!
01:12:43 Jesus.
01:12:52 Get in there
01:12:58 Kill! Kill!
01:13:10 Kill!
01:13:22 - You think it's Principal Drake?
01:13:24 She's in charge.
01:13:29 They're getting everybody.
01:13:33 By morning, there won't be
01:13:50 Come on.
01:14:12 Where are you guys?
01:14:14 We found Drake.
01:14:17 What are you kids
01:14:24 The gym is closed.
01:14:30 We can't do that,
01:14:34 Why is that?
01:14:39 Get her.
01:14:40 Quick, Zeke, get the doors!
01:14:44 Get me out!
01:14:48 - Stop the act. No one's buying it.
01:14:53 You're in a lot of trouble.
01:14:58 What are you doing?
01:15:02 - You ready?
01:15:06 Sniff this.
01:15:09 - No.
01:15:13 I will not.
01:15:16 Now what?
01:15:25 We do it the hard way.
01:15:27 With Mr Furlong, we plunged it into his
01:15:31 You stick her, and then I'll shoot her
01:15:34 Casey, are you on drugs?
01:15:39 - What's wrong?
01:15:42 Please don't, Casey!
01:15:44 Don't wuss out, Casey!
01:16:01 What if we were wrong?
01:16:05 Stab it
01:16:19 I think we made a mistake, guys.
01:16:23 She's dead.
01:16:32 Easy!
01:16:40 Is that it?
01:16:56 Let's see if it worked.
01:17:14 It better have worked,
01:17:16 or there are gonna be
01:17:18 We're right at ground zero.
01:17:24 You guys stay here.
01:17:30 I'm gonna need some scat.
01:17:34 Use it wisely, man.
01:17:42 What if it wasn't Drake?
01:17:45 Then we're fucked.
01:18:01 I just don't want
01:18:16 What are you looking at?
01:18:30 Coach.
01:18:50 Jesus, I wish I'd never come here.
01:18:53 Any sign of him?
01:18:58 I can't tell.
01:19:01 Quick, Stokely,
01:19:03 No, Stokely! We don't know
01:19:05 No, it's me.
01:19:08 It's the coach,
01:19:10 Don't do it, Stoke.
01:19:13 I lost it. The coach was too fast for me.
01:19:17 - Last one, man.
01:19:21 - Come on, Stokely. Open the door.
01:19:23 Okay, I'll do it. I'll–
01:19:26 Do it right now, man.
01:19:28 - Take the test, man.
01:19:30 Okay.
01:19:45 Fuck!
01:19:47 Fuck!
01:19:51 Open the door.
01:19:53 It is so much better.
01:19:57 There's no fear...
01:19:59 It's beautiful.
01:20:02 And you will be beautiful.
01:20:05 You'll be beautiful.
01:20:07 No problems or worries.
01:20:11 We want you.
01:20:14 I want you.
01:20:17 I want you.
01:20:20 Now open the fucking door!
01:20:22 - Open the door!
01:20:24 Go a-fucking-way, Stan!
01:20:27 It's too late, Stokely.
01:20:31 No pain, Stan?
01:20:33 Well, come in here,
01:20:51 I say we go for the coach.
01:20:53 He turned Stan.
01:20:58 Would you rather wait
01:21:00 Either way,
01:21:03 Maybe not. I might
01:21:05 Where?
01:21:07 - In my trunk.
01:21:10 In your car, amongst the aliens.
01:21:15 You got a better idea?
01:21:21 Stan?
01:21:24 You out there, buddy?
01:21:58 Does it really take two of us
01:22:01 Nope. One of us
01:22:07 Get him!
01:22:13 Where did he go?
01:22:16 - Check over there.
01:22:24 Hello, Casey.
01:22:27 Where are you gonna go?
01:22:29 Class wuss.
01:22:33 who comes to school every day
01:22:37 You've been
01:22:39 since first grade, and you're afraid it's
01:22:43 But we can stop it, Casey.
01:22:45 We can help you belong.
01:22:47 Please don't do this,
01:22:49 I haven't been this happy
01:22:52 since before my dad died.
01:22:56 You know you want me, Casey.
01:22:58 Come on.
01:23:31 Hello, Miss Burke.
01:23:34 Hello, sweetie pie.
01:23:38 - What are you looking for?
01:23:42 So, I take it you changed your mind
01:23:45 Actually, I had my heart set on something
01:23:50 Sorry, I'm all out of those.
01:23:57 I might have something else
01:24:00 - Yeah?
01:24:02 - Something tasty?
01:24:17 Hello, Zekey boy.
01:24:27 You're too tense, honey.
01:25:38 Fuck this.
01:25:51 I always thought the only alien
01:25:58 Not the case.
01:26:05 Who do you think it is,
01:26:09 It could be anyone.
01:26:13 What happens at the end
01:26:15 How does Invasion of the
01:26:18 They get us.
01:26:25 Do we?
01:26:29 Stan didn't
01:26:32 That's 'cause
01:26:34 They took away
01:26:39 Maybe they just bettered
01:26:42 cleared away
01:26:49 I know you pride yourself
01:26:55 but aren't you tired
01:27:04 I know I am.
01:27:20 No fucking way!
01:27:41 Shit!
01:27:48 Run, Stokes!
01:27:55 Stokes!
01:28:07 Stokely!
01:28:10 Stokes! Stokes!
01:28:19 Stokely!
01:28:23 No!
01:28:27 Stokely!
01:28:36 Come on, Stokes.
01:28:41 Come on!
01:29:34 - Hello?
01:29:37 Watch out.
01:29:40 - Zeke, don't believe her. It's her.
01:29:44 - What's going on here, Marybeth?
01:29:47 She's lying.
01:29:49 We don't know what she is:
01:29:56 Answer me something,
01:29:59 Why are you naked?
01:30:03 Does it bother you,
01:30:07 - I'm getting kind of used to it myself.
01:30:11 Zeke, how the hell can you
01:30:17 It was sweet of you
01:30:21 To be nice to me was sweet.
01:30:26 Will it work again, baby?
01:30:30 Do you like
01:30:37 Zeke.
01:30:57 - Take this.
01:31:00 - You sniff it.
01:31:03 I'm not taking any chances. I leave for
01:31:06 Now if I have to Men In Black your ass,
01:31:11 Happy now?
01:31:33 Jesus. I'm fucking
01:31:39 Zeke. Zeke!
01:31:49 Come on, buddy.
01:31:58 He's over here.
01:32:14 Casey, come out, come out,
01:32:24 You know,
01:32:27 there were limitless oceans
01:32:31 A beautiful home
01:32:34 So I escaped,
01:32:36 came here and met you.
01:32:40 All of you.
01:32:42 All of you were different
01:32:45 Thanks, pal.
01:32:47 You were lost and lonely,
01:32:50 And I thought that maybe
01:32:55 a world without anger,
01:32:59 Where the underachiever
01:33:03 The jock can be smart,
01:33:06 and the class wuss doesn't
01:33:08 And the new girl– Well, she can just fit
01:33:17 You see, Casey, even Marybeth's
01:33:21 by a bunch of pathetic,
01:33:24 who truly believe that their
01:33:28 is the only way
01:33:31 I can make you a part of something
01:33:35 so fearless.
01:33:40 Don't you want that, Casey?
01:33:42 I'd rather be afraid.
01:33:46 Fine. All right.
01:33:49 'Cause this is where your land
01:33:52 We win.
01:35:04 Guaranteed to jack you up.
01:35:48 You wouldn't have
01:36:16 Stokes. Stokes.
01:36:23 Are you... you?
01:36:28 I think so.
01:36:31 I hope so.
01:36:39 Fuck!
01:36:43 - Shit!
01:36:49 Yeah.
01:37:03 All right, you little fuck-pukes,
01:37:06 As you can see, life has returned
01:37:10 after the mysterious disappearance of
01:37:15 Both the local authorities and
01:37:18 several students' claim
01:37:23 A spokesperson for the F.B.I.
01:37:25 that no substantiating evidence
01:37:28 That goes for you too, Zeke!
01:37:31 Just 'cause you're the new guy doesn't
01:37:34 Put that butt out
01:37:37 Now bring that camera over here.
01:37:42 When do you think they're
01:37:44 Haven't they milked our little
01:37:47 Although there has been
01:37:50 the criminal investigation
01:37:56 No regrets?
01:37:58 None whatsoever.
01:38:24 So, how does it feel
01:38:27 It's all right, I guess.
01:38:31 I don't know, it's...
01:38:40 - different.
01:38:43 Your fan club's here again.
01:38:45 Network or local?
01:38:47 Both.
01:38:49 You know, you can be
01:38:52 Things sure have changed,