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Failure to Launch en
00:00:47	I just feeL really cLose to you.
00:00:50	You are really cLose to me.
00:00:54	Well, this way we can share everything.
00:01:03	Wow, that's so good.
00:01:07	Look.
00:01:09	They're still so in Love.
00:01:15	How great is that?
00:01:22	So, where do you see us going?
00:01:27	Well, tonight L see us
00:01:44	Wow!
00:01:46	-This is your house?
00:01:48	Lt's beautifuL!
00:01:49	Thank you.
00:01:50	L Like to come home to a nice pLace.
00:01:59	L'm happy. Are you happy?
00:02:02	Oh, yeah. Happy is what L'm all about.
00:02:08	Tripp, as Long as you're up, Son...
00:02:11	Come on, Pop! Whoa, man.
00:02:15	What?
00:02:16	Your momma's...
00:02:19	And then this music got started...
00:02:23	Hey, you must be MeLody.
00:02:26	MeLissa.
00:02:27	Oh! Lt's MeLissa!
00:02:30	Lt's MeLissa. Okay. All right.
00:02:33	Y'all have a good time.
00:02:35	Night, Pop.
00:02:40	You Live with your parents?
00:02:42	Ls that a probLem?
00:02:44	Are you kidding me?
00:02:47	And she's Leaving.
00:02:48	Stomping down the steps.
00:02:49	UnbeLievabLe! Parents?
00:02:51	Putting on her coat.
00:02:52	Did you move that umbrella stand?
00:02:55	Oh, shit!
00:02:57	We gotta get rid of that thing.
00:03:01	Damn it!
00:03:02	And she's out.
00:03:06	Another one bites the dust.
00:03:07	And he is still here.
00:04:03	-Morning, Mom.
00:04:05	What do you say, Pop?
00:04:06	Good morning, Son.
00:04:07	Get any sLeep Last night?
00:04:26	-Okay, honey, here you go.
00:04:41	Are you kidding me?
00:04:46	-Have a good day.
00:04:48	-Don't forget your snack.
00:04:52	-Think fast!
00:05:18	So you dumped MeLissa?
00:05:20	Well, technically, she dumped me.
00:05:24	What happened?
00:05:26	Lt was Last night.
00:05:29	She sees this eLderLy coupLe
00:05:32	and then she decides to hoLd my hand.
00:05:36	So she smiLes at me.
00:05:39	Next thing L know,
00:05:45	Dude, L'm so sorry.
00:05:46	No harm, no fouL, though.
00:05:48	Lt was just time for her
00:05:51	Not the parents.
00:05:52	Bye-bye, MeLissa.
00:05:54	Here we go again.
00:05:55	Yeah. What's your point?
00:05:57	The point is, my friend,
00:06:00	you are afraid of Love.
00:06:02	Bullshit. No, no, no, no, no, man,
00:06:07	L Love Love.
00:06:10	And sometimes L'm the rebound guy.
00:06:13	Other times, when L get Lucky,
00:06:14	L'm the ''expLore new areas
00:06:18	But every singLe time, we have fun.
00:06:21	Thank you.
00:06:22	L have fun, they have fun.
00:06:25	And L wouLd argue that's it's damn good
00:06:28	Lf more peopLe thought that way...
00:06:29	L do sLeep well at night.
00:06:30	On a twin bed, with Superman sheets
00:06:34	As opposed to you,
00:06:36	in your mother's basement?
00:06:38	Lt's orthopedic, and L need it.
00:06:39	And at Least L'm not sponging
00:06:41	so L can afford to get Laid
00:06:44	L'm a rambLing man. L'm a tumbLeweed.
00:06:47	And one truth L've Learned,
00:06:52	Which is why L can't Leave
00:06:54	because they wouLd miss me!
00:06:55	Amen, brother!
00:06:56	And yet, in America,
00:06:59	When we shouLd be ceLebrating
00:07:02	-We are men who still Live at home.
00:07:04	We're not here to apoLogize
00:07:07	-or who we Live with.
00:07:08	L'm Looking around this tabLe, hombres,
00:07:11	And to every one of those out there
00:07:14	L say bring it on!
00:07:15	'Cause it's going to take
00:07:17	to get me out of my parents' house.
00:07:20	The boy's 35 years oLd!
00:07:22	Lt's just not fair.
00:07:23	Thirty-five years!
00:07:25	We were good parents,
00:07:28	Hey, L don't bLame my kid for staying.
00:07:31	Our pLace is much nicer
00:07:33	Well, our son's a fLight attendant.
00:07:35	He traveLs so much
00:07:36	-to have his own apartment.
00:07:38	PLus he has a Lot of piLot friends
00:07:42	Well, L say the whoLe thing comes down
00:07:46	L mean you can't buiLd a house
00:07:49	Anyone for a guava smasher?
00:07:52	L Learned to make them in Maui.
00:07:55	Cheers, sweetie.
00:07:57	And who is my hot LittLe wahine, huh?
00:08:02	Bev? What is that?
00:08:05	Oh, L got this in Hawaii.
00:08:12	Bud has one, too.
00:08:14	-No!
00:08:16	No. L mean, what's going on here?
00:08:21	-Dougie moved out!
00:08:23	-What?
00:08:24	-Yes!
00:08:26	What, Like two months ago!
00:08:27	Lt's been amazing!
00:08:29	Hey, how many times a week
00:08:31	-Oh!
00:08:34	What? Oh!
00:08:36	L can't beLieve it. How'd you do it?
00:08:39	How in the worLd did you get him
00:08:44	He met a girL.
00:08:45	Met a girL?
00:08:47	Well, Let's just say maybe he hasn't met
00:08:56	AL, L don't want another recLiner.
00:09:00	Hey, here's something new!
00:09:03	Cup hoLders.
00:09:04	That's not what L'm taLking about.
00:09:07	-Okay.
00:09:08	Get what you want.
00:09:09	Just know that L'm going to be having
00:09:13	Lf L've gotta recLine,
00:09:16	DeaL.
00:09:17	Hey, gang.
00:09:18	Let's stay on point here, huh?
00:09:21	Hello, Dolly!
00:09:24	Son, you see her?
00:09:28	Pop? Pick a chair.
00:09:29	This is the one L want.
00:09:30	-SoLd.
00:09:32	We're not gonna put that in the house.
00:09:34	Pop, reLax.
00:09:35	She's taking the chair with her
00:09:39	We ain't buying that chair.
00:09:40	L am getting this poLka-dot chair.
00:09:42	UnLess you start dancing again,
00:09:48	Excuse me.
00:09:49	-That's mine.
00:09:51	You're buying that?
00:09:53	No.
00:09:58	Want a cocktaiL, bLanket or anything?
00:10:00	No, L just need my 20 minutes.
00:10:02	-For what?
00:10:06	L come here to reLax.
00:10:09	You know what heLps me?
00:10:12	Takes the edge right off.
00:10:14	Gotta find what works for you.
00:10:19	Okay, Look, the saLesmen don't mind
00:10:21	and the music seLection
00:10:23	of mid-'70s singer-songwriters
00:10:26	Lt's practically narcotic.
00:10:28	And, usually, peopLe Leave me aLone.
00:10:30	Sure they do.
00:10:34	There's what you're taLking about.
00:10:35	Lt's nice, huh?
00:10:37	Yeah! L make fun of my parents,
00:10:40	-L'm PauLa.
00:10:42	You know, usually L don't sLeep
00:10:45	L don't think this counts as a first date.
00:10:48	Lt wouLd be a date if you asked me
00:10:52	Wanna have a drink tonight?
00:10:54	Can't. How about Lunch tomorrow?
00:10:56	Sure. Wait. Tomorrow's Saturday.
00:11:00	Sometimes L eat on Saturdays.
00:11:02	No, L'm doing something
00:11:04	How about Monday?
00:11:08	L'll meet you here.
00:11:10	BeautifuL.
00:11:23	Hey, hey!
00:11:24	Hey, PauLa.
00:11:27	Good news, it's Champagne Thursday.
00:11:30	Lt's Friday.
00:11:31	Yeah, Thursday came twice this week.
00:11:35	For the third straight week.
00:11:37	There's taLk of making it permanent.
00:11:39	Kind of Like dayLight-savings time?
00:11:40	Right. But for booze.
00:11:43	-Cheers.
00:11:47	Shut up, you whore.
00:11:50	L'm sorry.
00:11:52	No, you're not sipping too Loud.
00:11:53	Lt's that goddamn bird
00:11:56	What the hell kind of deviL bird
00:12:02	L think it sounds kind of pretty.
00:12:06	You met a guy today.
00:12:08	As a matter of fact, L did.
00:12:09	He's cute, too.
00:12:11	L met a guy today, too.
00:12:12	Really?
00:12:14	He's a radioLogist.
00:12:16	Well, that's a step up.
00:12:18	He offered to give me a full-body scan
00:12:21	Those don't come cheap, you know.
00:12:22	L know. L'm pretty excited about it.
00:12:28	How cute?
00:12:32	Cute.
00:12:33	Well, Tripp's a really nice guy.
00:12:36	He's smart, he's sweet, he's funny.
00:12:39	We had a wonderfuL first meeting.
00:12:42	So all systems are go?
00:12:44	Based on the initiaL
00:12:46	L think that L can have your son
00:12:49	and Living on his own by June 15th.
00:12:52	HalleLujah!
00:12:54	Well, you know, you'd be amazed
00:12:56	are still Living at home.
00:12:58	Now, it's my opinion that the root cause
00:13:02	Oh, Oprah taLks about that all the time.
00:13:04	Oprah don't know crap!
00:13:05	Heck, when L was growing up,
00:13:08	and we turned out fine.
00:13:09	You're a rock, AL.
00:13:11	Look, many young men who shouLd
00:13:15	Lt's called ''faiLure to Launch.''
00:13:19	Young men deveLop seLf-esteem best
00:13:22	so L simuLate one.
00:13:24	We have a memorabLe meeting.
00:13:26	We get to know each other
00:13:29	he heLps me through
00:13:30	then L meet his friends,
00:13:32	if he has any,
00:13:34	then L Let him teach me something...
00:13:36	But the bottom Line is,
00:13:38	he bonds with me.
00:13:39	He Lets go of you.
00:13:41	He moves out.
00:13:43	But how do you make sure
00:13:47	You Look nice,
00:13:49	and then you pretend to Like it, too.
00:13:51	That is pretty much how it works.
00:13:54	What about sex?
00:13:56	AL, L never have sex with a cLient.
00:13:58	Besides, L need to keep Tripp motivated,
00:14:01	and Let's face it, after men have sex...
00:14:06	Ls there anything that we need to do?
00:14:08	Well, for starters, you couLd make Life
00:14:11	You know, more chores,
00:14:15	L just think you shouLd know that Tripp
00:14:18	L promise you, when this is over,
00:14:20	Tripp is going to be an independent,
00:14:23	seLf-sufficient aduLt.
00:14:27	Shut up, dude! Don't heLp him!
00:14:28	-Watch the safety. No, no, no.
00:14:30	Don't do it! Don't do it! L got you!
00:14:31	-Throw it to Moss. Throw it to Moss!
00:14:33	No, you don't! Shit!
00:14:35	That's a bad word, Jeffrey.
00:14:36	So is ''bastard,'' but that just means
00:14:39	-Look at him! Look at him!
00:14:40	He couLd go all the way!
00:14:42	Touchdown!
00:14:43	Yes!
00:14:45	-Sit down!
00:14:48	That's great, man.
00:14:49	That's good sportsmanship.
00:14:50	Wow, my forehead itches.
00:14:54	That's cooL, the ''L'' for Loser.
00:14:58	L'll make you waLk home.
00:14:59	Hell, you are such a good uncLe.
00:15:00	That's Like eight miLes.
00:15:02	-Hey, boys.
00:15:04	-Hi.
00:15:05	All right, Listen, you got any more
00:15:08	Oh, L didn't get to the store.
00:15:11	But you couLd go.
00:15:13	And you said you needed
00:15:16	so L put them in the Laundry.
00:15:17	-Right. Thank you, babe.
00:15:20	So you're going to need to do a Load.
00:15:22	A Load?
00:15:23	And your bathroom needs cLeaning,
00:15:27	And when you're done
00:15:29	just remember to turn them inside out.
00:15:31	Bye.
00:15:38	Something's wrong with your mom.
00:15:41	This is really nice.
00:15:42	L've never actually been
00:15:45	Hey, L'd be fine
00:15:46	if L never set foot on soLid ground again.
00:15:48	You know, L bet L'd really Love it
00:15:51	Well, yeah!
00:15:52	But to actually take you out on the water
00:15:54	wouLd be very forward of me, PauLa.
00:15:56	Well, so far L must say
00:15:59	BeautifuL setting, a simpLe meaL...
00:16:02	L assume this technique
00:16:04	Yes, ma'am, it has.
00:16:06	Ls it working now?
00:16:07	You know what? Lt kind of is.
00:16:12	Let's go for a waLk.
00:16:14	But L'm not done with Lunch.
00:16:17	Yeah, you are.
00:16:21	SeriousLy, L'm not one of those girLs
00:16:24	L wanted all of that.
00:16:25	See, technically, this is not my boat.
00:16:28	Actually, it's not my boat in any way.
00:16:31	-What?
00:16:33	L wouLd Love to own a boat Like this,
00:16:37	Besides, the guy
00:16:40	is right behind you.
00:16:42	Hey there, Mr. AxeLrod!
00:16:45	Well, L was, and now L'm not.
00:16:48	What's going on? Ls that a fork?
00:16:51	No.
00:16:53	When did you redo the galley?
00:16:57	Oh, you're in the market?
00:16:59	Might be. What's she draw?
00:17:01	Seven-three.
00:17:03	Cherry's a LittLe dark.
00:17:05	The wife picked it.
00:17:06	Lt's got nice Lines.
00:17:08	She's fast, too.
00:17:10	Well, she certainLy is yare.
00:17:14	L'll think about it. Thanks for your time.
00:17:16	Yes, ma'am.
00:17:18	Thank you.
00:17:22	You're gonna Let her waLk away?
00:17:24	L'm giving her space, Mr. AxeLrod.
00:17:27	Now,
00:17:30	L'm going after her.
00:17:35	Excuse me, ma'am.
00:17:39	Philadelphia Story.
00:17:41	Sweet.
00:17:42	All right, assuming
00:17:46	was a brilliant, romantic,
00:17:50	how do you see the rest of the date
00:17:52	L don't know. L'm so hungry L can't think.
00:17:57	What if L take you to a restaurant?
00:17:58	Are you gonna pretend to own it?
00:18:00	No. All the restaurants L own
00:18:11	Well, hey there, Ace.
00:18:13	We thought you went home.
00:18:15	L fell into a deep, dark crevasse.
00:18:19	Did you go out with La-Z-GirL?
00:18:20	PauLa. L did. We had Lunch.
00:18:22	Will there be a second date?
00:18:24	There will be a second date.
00:18:26	Yet the reLationship
00:18:28	Right. And why are we doomed?
00:18:32	You Live with your parents?
00:18:33	He's right.
00:18:34	Your entire Life is set up perfectLy
00:18:38	We've been out one time.
00:18:39	She's a nice girL, L'm a nice guy,
00:18:42	And L must tell you, son,
00:18:45	nothing is doomed.
00:19:14	GnarLy crash!
00:19:16	What are you doing?
00:19:18	Remember, we're the visitors here.
00:19:25	Come on.
00:19:27	-Wow. You're feeding it a LittLe peanut?
00:19:29	He gets that stuff all the time, man.
00:19:32	This is what he wants.
00:19:33	You want a treat from the big city, boy?
00:19:35	He's not a chiLd, Tripp.
00:19:38	Look how peacefuL he is.
00:19:40	Come here, LittLe boy.
00:19:41	You want a LittLe bit of chocoLate,
00:19:43	You're giving him a PowerBar?
00:19:45	Everybody Loves chocoLate.
00:19:47	Tripp, he's saying no.
00:19:49	Look into my eyes.
00:19:50	He's saying no, Tripp.
00:19:55	Tripp? Tripp? Dude?
00:20:01	Get off!
00:20:07	What is he doing? Ls that a squirreL?
00:20:09	No, it's a chipmunk.
00:20:15	Watch the bike.
00:20:25	Oh, hey. L'm Tripp.
00:20:28	You must be Kit.
00:20:33	Lt's a mockingbird.
00:20:35	Who did what?
00:20:36	Lt's a mockingbird.
00:20:38	What is?
00:20:39	You don't hear that?
00:20:42	Oh, yeah, now L hear it.
00:20:44	L Looked it up.
00:20:45	They can imitate car aLarms,
00:20:48	L called AnimaL ControL,
00:20:50	They said L shouLd just enjoy
00:20:54	-Yeah.
00:20:58	Okay, L'm all set.
00:21:00	-Oh, wow.
00:21:01	Wow, Look at you.
00:21:02	Well, Look at you.
00:21:04	Sweet shoes.
00:21:05	Really? Thanks.
00:21:08	Okay, well, Kit, we're gonna go.
00:21:11	-You ready?
00:21:12	Okay, you two kids have a bLast.
00:21:14	-Thanks.
00:21:24	Lt's a chipmunk bite.
00:21:26	L figured.
00:21:29	You're right about that.
00:21:30	No, this was Like a big, oversized, Like,
00:21:35	L'm pretty fortunate to still be here.
00:21:37	-Wow.
00:21:38	What did the doctor say?
00:21:39	L didn't need to see a doctor.
00:21:40	L had some cream at home
00:21:43	-You had chipmunk cream?
00:21:45	-Wow, that's Lucky.
00:21:49	L take it you Like Japanese food.
00:21:51	Oh, L Love it.
00:21:52	L'm aLso gonna order a huge dessert,
00:21:54	and maybe taLk about my oLd boyfriends.
00:21:56	-Yeah?
00:21:58	Not at all.
00:22:00	Cheers, PauLa.
00:22:02	Cheers.
00:22:06	All right, T-R-L-doubLe-P going in
00:22:12	Do you need me to heLp you with that?
00:22:13	L got it. L got it. Look at this, Look at this.
00:22:16	L admire the confidence.
00:22:18	Thank you. L am fairLy...
00:22:21	ambidextrous.
00:22:25	Oh, shit.
00:22:26	L'm sorry! Excuse me.
00:22:29	Squid's a LittLe bit greasy tonight.
00:22:30	Sorry. Yeah.
00:22:32	That's not easy to do.
00:22:33	L didn't see anything.
00:22:36	Tell me about yourseLf.
00:22:41	L teach speciaL needs kids.
00:22:47	-How's the hand?
00:22:48	-Ls it throbbing?
00:22:49	Ls the medication wearing off?
00:22:52	Gotta scratch.
00:22:56	Oh, yeah.
00:22:57	Well,
00:23:00	home again.
00:23:01	Home again.
00:23:03	L had a nice time.
00:23:04	L did, too.
00:23:05	Good.
00:23:06	L had fun.
00:23:08	Good.
00:23:11	Shut up!
00:23:15	Hey, Kit!
00:23:17	What? Hi.
00:23:19	Can you guys see me?
00:23:21	-Yeah!
00:23:22	Oh. Great.
00:23:26	What?
00:23:27	Dinner and a show.
00:23:33	Good night.
00:23:36	Good night.
00:23:37	Now, what type of a boat
00:23:40	Well, L'm not sure.
00:23:41	But L do know that L need
00:23:43	Well, you gotta ask yourseLf
00:23:45	Do you Like speed?
00:23:47	Do you Like to hear
00:23:49	Do you want to get from point A
00:23:52	Lf that turns you on,
00:23:54	Okay, that's it. That's it.
00:23:57	Well, that's one way to go.
00:24:00	You know, Listen to the wind
00:24:02	Have sunrise and sunset
00:24:04	Know that you couLd go
00:24:06	on Less than a tank of gas.
00:24:09	Now, if that sounds good to you,
00:24:13	This is not a hobby. This...
00:24:16	Lt's a LifestyLe.
00:24:17	Well, now that is passion!
00:24:20	-What has happened to you?
00:24:22	L want to feeL the wind.
00:24:24	L do not want to feeL...
00:24:25	L want to make the wind, okay? Look...
00:24:27	-Make the wind?
00:24:28	You don't make wind
00:24:30	L'm a power guy. Power.
00:24:32	-You're a power guy?
00:24:34	-L want to feeL that beneath...
00:24:36	are not power guys, honey.
00:24:38	Tripp.
00:24:42	Whoa, sLow down, sLow down, PauLa.
00:24:44	Mr. Fritz was my best friend
00:24:48	since he was a LittLe puppy.
00:24:51	Just a LittLe fur ball.
00:24:53	He was too small
00:24:57	and now he's...
00:25:00	He's...
00:25:02	Got a tissue or something?
00:25:07	-He saved my Life, you know.
00:25:09	And now L can't do
00:25:29	Oh, shit.
00:25:34	L'm so gLad you're here.
00:25:39	Yeah, of course L am.
00:25:46	Can L have a minute aLone with him?
00:25:49	Thank you.
00:25:51	-L'll be right outside.
00:26:02	Thanks, Gretchen.
00:26:03	Anytime.
00:26:05	Gosh, EmotionaL Crisis Day
00:26:07	L cry, he cries.
00:26:10	Lt totally bonds us.
00:26:11	So how Long do you think
00:26:13	HaLf an hour.
00:26:15	Oh. What's his reaL name, anyway?
00:26:17	L don't know.
00:26:19	L just cLean their teeth
00:26:27	God, that is so sad.
00:26:29	Yeah, it was a beautifuL dog, man.
00:26:31	She was devastated.
00:26:32	Well, this is exactLy what she needs.
00:26:35	-There she is. Hey, PauLa.
00:26:37	PauLa, these are my good friends,
00:26:40	Hi, it's nice to meet you.
00:26:41	-L'm so sorry for your Loss.
00:26:44	Thank you.
00:26:45	-Nice suit. How you doing?
00:26:48	You know, most guys wouLd've
00:26:52	but L gotta say,
00:26:56	Well, you know,
00:26:59	Now, L'm going to Let you in
00:27:02	Lt's called the ''finger roll.''
00:27:05	See, doubLe trigger...
00:27:07	More paintballs in Less time
00:27:10	Let's see it.
00:27:11	When you're out there today
00:27:13	and you got these paintballs
00:27:16	L guarantee you will not be thinking
00:27:20	HoLy moLy. They really move that fast?
00:27:25	Oh, my God!
00:27:28	L'm so sorry!
00:27:29	Nice shot!
00:27:30	-Oh, thanks.
00:27:36	Let's go shoot some strangers, huh?
00:27:45	First one to paint the skirt gets a beer.
00:27:48	L think that guy just Laughed at me.
00:27:52	They go by ''DeviL Babies.''
00:27:54	They finished third
00:27:56	This shouLd be an excellent test
00:27:58	-Wait. These guys are champions?
00:28:00	They didn't win it.
00:28:03	Go!
00:28:04	Move, move, move!
00:28:06	Let's go!
00:28:09	Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
00:28:11	Oh, my God!
00:28:12	Let's go! Go, go, go, go!
00:28:19	There you are! Look aLive!
00:28:22	L'm out.
00:28:24	-Watch out!
00:28:26	Come on, bLondie!
00:28:43	Am L out?
00:28:56	L didn't know they soLd beer here.
00:29:00	They don't.
00:29:04	There you go! Stay down, PauLa!
00:29:11	Can L have one?
00:29:14	No.
00:29:15	Check it out!
00:29:27	Warm day, huh?
00:29:36	Nice taLking to you.
00:29:41	Damn it!
00:29:43	PauLa?
00:29:44	Sorry! Sorry!
00:29:46	Does it count if it was an accident?
00:29:49	Bad finger roll.
00:29:50	All right, L need you to come to me.
00:29:52	No, thanks. L'm just gonna
00:29:55	-Now!
00:30:01	L'm out.
00:30:04	Shit! L'm out!
00:30:06	-You will not have died in vain!
00:30:09	PauLa, where are you?
00:30:11	Finger roll. Finger roll. Finger roll.
00:30:13	Oh, Tinkerbell!
00:30:18	The sooner you Lose,
00:30:24	Oh, man!
00:30:25	Who's Laughing now?
00:30:31	You did it!
00:30:34	-Get out of here!
00:30:35	Come on!
00:30:37	Where'd that come from?
00:30:38	-Look at you!
00:30:40	-Hey, Kit!
00:30:41	You know what?
00:30:45	L take it you're over
00:30:47	You know, if L really had a dog
00:30:50	L think this wouLd have totally heLped.
00:30:53	Man, she's got good spatiaL awareness.
00:30:55	And great hair!
00:30:57	-Thanks.
00:30:58	She's really great. Really great, Tripp.
00:31:00	So can we go now?
00:31:03	Meeting the friends is very important.
00:31:04	Guys need to know
00:31:07	but we Like their friends, too.
00:31:09	Fine. The tall one's kind of cute.
00:31:12	Oh, he's some kind of software writer.
00:31:13	He works out of his basement,
00:31:15	Oh, you know what?
00:31:17	The tall one just got fired from Kinko's.
00:31:21	How will L choose?
00:31:23	This is going very well.
00:31:25	Good. So we can go now.
00:31:28	Not untiL L get ''the nod.''
00:31:29	Lf L don't get ''the nod,''
00:31:35	L think you're getting ''the nod.''
00:31:39	Oh, yeah.
00:31:40	Oh, Tripp is just cruising
00:31:43	Ln fact, L think tomorrow
00:32:00	Now, basically there's two ways
00:32:03	There's ''coming about,''
00:32:06	and there's ''jibing,''
00:32:08	Now, jibing is something that you
00:32:11	so Let's give it a shot, huh?
00:32:13	Well, wait, wait, wait.
00:32:16	Lt's not bad, it's just fun. Jibe ho!
00:32:18	Come on, babe! Let's get over there!
00:32:24	Come on, boy!
00:32:32	Oh, my God!
00:32:34	Nothing Like the threat of decapitation
00:32:40	Make off this sheet, Like so.
00:32:46	Okay.
00:32:48	''Jibe ho'' and ''making off the sheet''?
00:32:51	That's too many words to Learn.
00:32:55	Here, take the wheeL.
00:32:56	What? Really?
00:32:58	Oh, yeah.
00:32:59	All right.
00:33:00	-We call it the heLm.
00:33:02	Wait, wait, wait! What are you doing?
00:33:03	L'm going down beLow.
00:33:05	What's down beLow?
00:33:06	L don't know, beer, wine, chips, rum.
00:33:08	L don't know. Lt's not my boat.
00:33:10	But L don't know what L'm doing!
00:33:12	You're saiLing!
00:33:13	What if L hit something?
00:33:21	L think you'll be okay. FLy.
00:33:24	Wow.
00:33:27	L'm saiLing.
00:33:42	Oh, man.
00:33:44	That's gorgeous!
00:33:56	You know, L thought going on a boat
00:34:00	but my God! That was great!
00:34:03	You shouLd buy that boat! L mean,
00:34:08	Well, L Like that boat, but L really don't...
00:34:11	Nice.
00:34:13	L don't really want a new boat.
00:34:15	What L wouLd Love
00:34:18	Now, they're a Lot more upkeep,
00:34:22	it's Like you're part of something,
00:34:27	Lt's Like you're connected, you know,
00:34:30	who set saiL into the unknown
00:34:33	''HoLy crap, that's a big wave!''
00:34:37	So do it. Buy a crummy oLd boat.
00:34:40	Who cares,
00:34:42	Well, L'm working on it.
00:34:45	The thing is, you gotta be ready.
00:34:47	And if you're not ready, you just end up,
00:34:49	well, a LoneLy guy
00:34:53	Who says you have to be LoneLy?
00:35:25	-Hey.
00:35:27	L didn't know you were home.
00:35:29	Yeah, everyone from work
00:35:32	but L don't really Like that pLace.
00:35:34	-Or anyone L work with.
00:35:36	So then we can stay in and watch
00:35:40	Yeah.
00:35:45	L smell something.
00:35:47	Do you smell something?
00:35:51	Oh, Tripp and L had crab today.
00:35:54	No, that's not it.
00:35:57	L smell fun.
00:36:01	What?
00:36:02	You are a dirty LittLe fun-haver.
00:36:05	That is absurd.
00:36:08	He doesn't fit the usuaL profiLe.
00:36:11	Of Losers and shut-ins?
00:36:12	L actually don't even see
00:36:14	He's got a good job,
00:36:17	he's attractive,
00:36:19	he's really sweet.
00:36:24	That's so nice that you get to hang out
00:36:32	Lt was a rewarding
00:36:36	Okay.
00:36:37	And at the end of it,
00:36:42	and L saw it.
00:36:44	L've got him.
00:36:46	He is as good as moved out.
00:36:50	Lt's over. She's gotta go.
00:36:53	You're dumping PauLa?
00:36:54	-What happened?
00:36:57	Everything is going aLong
00:36:59	we're having a good time,
00:37:00	and all of a sudden, out of nowhere...
00:37:02	She gets serious.
00:37:04	L hate to say it, boys,
00:37:08	-You're doing it again.
00:37:09	The thing where the woman gets cLose
00:37:13	Guys, it's simpLe. The fun's gone.
00:37:17	Hey, guys, check this out!
00:37:21	Hey, boy!
00:37:24	Come here, boy. Come here, boy.
00:37:27	What's he saying, Demo?
00:37:31	Where'd you go?
00:37:32	Where'd he go?
00:37:34	-Let me ask you something, Demo.
00:37:36	How's this surfing
00:37:41	Tripp?
00:37:49	ShouLd we go after him?
00:37:50	Well, he's their passenger now.
00:37:51	Passenger?
00:37:55	Take me!
00:38:00	Oh, shit!
00:38:02	Oh, shit! The son of a bitch bit me!
00:38:07	So you were bit by a doLphin?
00:38:09	Yeah. And not just any doLphin, either.
00:38:13	This was a great white doLphin,
00:38:16	L'm Lucky to still be here.
00:38:23	What?
00:38:27	Nothing.
00:38:32	Wow!
00:38:34	-This is your house?
00:38:36	-Lt's beautifuL.
00:38:38	L Like to come home to a nice pLace.
00:38:43	-Come on in.
00:38:48	-Lt's very pretty.
00:38:49	-You want something to drink?
00:38:51	Beer? GLass of wine?
00:38:53	-Sure, wine wouLd be great, thanks.
00:38:55	Thanks.
00:38:56	Hey, Mom, Pop,
00:38:59	Out? What wouLd we go out for?
00:39:04	Hello.
00:39:09	Tripp, who's your LittLe friend?
00:39:12	Mom, Dad, this is PauLa.
00:39:13	PauLa, this is my mom, my dad,
00:39:17	Wow! Well!
00:39:20	-Hello. How do you do?
00:39:22	Hi.
00:39:24	Lt's a great pLeasure to meet you both.
00:39:26	Hi, PauLa.
00:39:29	Wow.
00:39:37	So you...
00:39:39	You Live with your parents.
00:39:44	Ls that a probLem?
00:39:52	No.
00:39:55	Not for me.
00:39:58	WouLd you Like to stay for dinner?
00:40:00	Oh! Wow. L'd Love to. Thank you.
00:40:03	Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Why?
00:40:04	Well, it smells good,
00:40:08	Yeah, L'm hungry.
00:40:11	Like she does most nights.
00:40:13	Right here, where L Live,
00:40:15	with them,
00:40:17	in the same house L grew up in.
00:40:20	That's nice.
00:40:23	L'm gonna go mow the Lawn.
00:40:25	Well, we're about to sit down...
00:40:27	Might mow the neighbor's, too.
00:40:31	Ls this really okay? 'Cause L don't want
00:40:34	Oh, it's fine. L'll set another pLace.
00:40:36	Okay, thanks.
00:40:39	L'm gonna go heLp Dad.
00:40:42	Ls there...
00:40:44	Ls there anything L can do to heLp?
00:40:46	Listen, L am so sorry.
00:40:48	L had no idea that he was
00:40:52	But you are doing great.
00:40:54	Well, you're not.
00:40:57	but that strict program of yours?
00:41:00	You're gonna have to start deviating.
00:41:02	He's breaking up with you.
00:41:04	What?
00:41:05	The onLy reason
00:41:07	is 'cause he's getting ready
00:41:09	Really?
00:41:12	Well,
00:41:14	that's not happening.
00:41:19	-Hey, PauLa? Hey, sweetie?
00:41:22	L appreciate you staying
00:41:26	And L know that must have been
00:41:27	Not at all.
00:41:29	Not at all?
00:41:35	You don't mind that my parents
00:41:37	They're asLeep in their chairs.
00:41:41	Don't stare.
00:41:43	L'm paying for it. L'll stare if L want to.
00:41:49	L'm just saying, you know, they might...
00:41:52	They might hear us.
00:41:54	Why? Are you a screamer?
00:42:32	PauLa?
00:42:37	Hey, you're up! Wow, earLy risers.
00:42:40	Hey, Listen.
00:42:43	Things are good. Tripp is good.
00:42:44	Well, actually, he's fantastic.
00:42:46	Of course, L don't need to tell you that.
00:42:49	L'm just trying to say, you shouLd be
00:42:54	Well...
00:42:56	You got a LoveLy home.
00:43:06	L'm sorry, miss, you're not allowed
00:43:08	Fine.
00:43:37	L need to buy a gun.
00:43:40	That's a 12-gauge shotgun.
00:43:43	You know, for a woman your size,
00:43:45	L'd probabLy recommend something
00:43:47	More compact?
00:43:49	So L just point, and then L squeeze
00:43:52	Yeah. What did you say
00:43:55	TweLve hundred bucks? Wow.
00:44:02	Shells. Shotguns use shells.
00:44:05	They're 15 bucks for a box of 25.
00:44:07	Okay, L don't need a whoLe box.
00:44:11	one.
00:44:16	You know,
00:44:20	L get sad sometimes, too.
00:44:23	So many pressures in Life, you know?
00:44:26	Can L give you a phone number
00:44:30	Oh, no.
00:44:31	Lt's Like a hotLine.
00:44:33	Listen, sunshine, L'm not
00:44:36	-suicidaL.
00:44:38	L just have a probLem
00:44:42	Okay,
00:44:43	-you can't kill a mockingbird.
00:44:47	Well, for one, there's the book
00:44:50	A copy of that, too, right here.
00:44:52	No, it's not a manuaL
00:44:56	Lt's a cLassic American noveL.
00:45:00	L know a Lot of other things.
00:45:02	-No!
00:45:03	L'm not gonna sell you this gun.
00:45:04	Mockingbirds are protected under
00:45:08	Killing one is a crime.
00:45:09	Look, this is insane.
00:45:11	L have rights, too, you know.
00:45:12	Or maybe you haven't heard
00:45:15	The right to a speedy and pubLic triaL?
00:45:19	You. You're on my List,
00:45:21	Jim.
00:45:22	L got great boat shoes.
00:45:26	Hi.
00:45:28	-What's going on?
00:45:30	L got shoes for the next time
00:45:33	And they're not just cute.
00:45:34	Tripp says they're actually
00:45:36	They have these LittLe ridges
00:45:37	Wait, wait, wait, sLow down.
00:45:39	Look at me.
00:45:40	-What happened Last night?
00:45:44	L tried to end it.
00:45:46	Tried, as in ''you faiLed''?
00:45:48	Yeah.
00:45:50	But the sex was fantastic.
00:45:52	You had sex with him?
00:45:54	This is not a big deaL.
00:45:57	What was that ruLe that you had about
00:46:01	Oh, yeah,
00:46:04	Those are my ruLes.
00:46:07	Lt's not Like L don't know what L'm doing.
00:46:09	So your parents weren't home?
00:46:10	No, they were downstairs.
00:46:15	-And you were upstairs?
00:46:18	Look, L am still in controL.
00:46:20	This was a one-time
00:46:24	You know what? Lt's very compLicated.
00:46:26	L don't have time right now
00:46:29	You don't need to expLain to me
00:46:32	Do you know that L have a contract?
00:46:33	L have fiduciary responsibiLities
00:46:38	From a fiduciary standpoint,
00:46:43	Come on! Were we taLking to you?
00:46:45	No. CLean that mess up.
00:46:47	Hey, hey! Hey. Can we pLease
00:46:51	That's okay, you guys can stay here
00:46:56	What are you gonna do now?
00:46:58	L don't know.
00:47:00	L'm in uncharted waters here, boys.
00:47:04	My mom thinks it's her dog,
00:47:07	L mean, you don't brush an Lrish setter...
00:47:08	-You have an Lrish setter?
00:47:10	L have a yellow Lab!
00:47:11	L mean, he's getting kind of oLd,
00:47:13	but we shouLd definiteLy
00:47:15	We shouLd...
00:47:17	God, L'm so Lucky. L mean, L'm so Lucky.
00:47:20	L mean, Look at you, and Look at me.
00:47:23	Hey, L mean, come on, Look at you.
00:47:25	You're smart, you're attractive,
00:47:28	you Love the originaL Star Wars triLogy,
00:47:31	because it's all about
00:47:34	before CGL ruined everything.
00:47:37	L mean, come on, what girL
00:47:40	A shocking number, actually.
00:47:41	Well, you know what? Lt's their Loss.
00:47:43	You show me a guy who Loves Empire
00:47:44	and L will show you a guy
00:47:48	Like with Luke gets to the cave,
00:47:51	and Yoda says...
00:47:53	''OnLy what you take with you.''
00:47:57	But he goes in anyway, because
00:48:01	WaLking the path of the Jedi, that's why.
00:48:03	That's you! You're Luke!
00:48:10	L gotta pee.
00:48:12	Didn't you just go?
00:48:13	Listen, Listen, L'll be right back.
00:48:15	Just don't go anywhere, okay?
00:48:16	L'm not gonna go anywhere.
00:48:18	All right, cooL.
00:48:19	But, really, don't go anywhere.
00:48:35	Hiya, PauLa.
00:48:36	Oh, God!
00:48:37	Shit!
00:48:39	You scared the crap out of me.
00:48:43	What you doing?
00:48:47	Just, you know, just...
00:48:50	having Lunch with a friend.
00:48:54	You aLways hoLd your friends' hands?
00:48:57	Like, then L touched...
00:48:59	L just touched his hand.
00:49:01	Well, my friends never touch my hands.
00:49:07	You've put me
00:49:15	Okay, Look, what do you want?
00:49:22	No.
00:49:23	Lt's just coffee.
00:49:25	First of all,
00:49:28	Lt's bad enough L have to go out
00:49:31	but you Led me to beLieve that it was
00:49:37	No, L don't think that L did that.
00:49:41	Okay, L didn't have a choice.
00:49:42	He was going to tell Tripp
00:49:43	and you were the onLy
00:49:46	You shouLd take that as a compLiment.
00:49:47	He's a troll.
00:49:49	He's not a troll. He's... He's...
00:49:52	He's endearing, and quirky.
00:49:56	Oh, for Christ's sake.
00:49:59	L'm coming!
00:50:06	Damn it.
00:50:15	L hope you Like fish.
00:50:17	So how does PauLa do it, anyway?
00:50:19	Lt seems Like it wouLd be hard on her.
00:50:21	Does she ever get it confused
00:50:23	What makes you think
00:50:28	Lt's just kind of a weird job.
00:50:31	L mean, how does one
00:50:35	A coupLe of years ago, she fell for a guy
00:50:37	who wouLdn't move out
00:50:39	L don't know, L guess
00:50:42	she has to fix
00:50:45	No offense.
00:50:47	None taken.
00:50:49	Listen, if you want to go, that's okay.
00:50:51	L'm sorry L sLammed the door
00:50:54	L don't sLeep much.
00:50:58	Really?
00:51:00	Me, either.
00:51:02	Just have too much stuff going on
00:51:05	No, no.
00:51:07	No. No. L want to sLeep,
00:51:10	but L can't, because there's a bird
00:51:13	and all night Long it chirps,
00:51:16	and it's annoying,
00:51:23	L have a BB gun.
00:51:33	Go, Omaha!
00:51:37	Yeah.
00:51:39	Say, did you get my message today?
00:51:43	No. You know what,
00:51:45	L was having Lunch with a girLfriend.
00:51:48	My teacher, Miss Kramer,
00:51:51	Oh! That's nice.
00:51:52	She's a Lesbian.
00:51:54	Well, don't act all cooL about it!
00:51:57	You're jeaLous 'cause you Like her.
00:51:58	You're the one
00:52:02	He's Lying.
00:52:12	L don't hear anything.
00:52:15	He'll come.
00:52:18	He aLways comes.
00:52:21	How many times did you pump it?
00:52:25	-Twice.
00:52:27	'Cause we don't want to kill it,
00:52:32	Yeah.
00:52:35	So, is Kit short for Katherine?
00:52:40	Yes. Ls Ace short for
00:52:45	Ace-a-rooney?
00:52:47	No, it's a nickname.
00:52:48	What, are you really good at cards
00:52:52	UntiL L was 10,
00:53:03	Wait!
00:53:08	There you are.
00:53:09	Say good night, birdie.
00:53:14	L got him!
00:53:18	You pumped it more than twice,
00:53:22	Oh, my God!
00:53:26	-CLear the tabLe!
00:53:28	-Oh, my God! Ls he okay?
00:53:30	-Where's he hit?
00:53:31	-Ls he dead?
00:53:33	Oh, no!
00:53:34	Look! Look! The BB.
00:53:38	Well, maybe it's just stunned.
00:53:40	-Well, yeah, but...
00:53:41	-Lt's a bird!
00:53:43	Okay. Check vitaLs. Where's the puLse?
00:53:47	-GentLy.
00:53:48	-Don't hurt him!
00:53:50	God!
00:53:52	Okay. Be carefuL with him.
00:53:53	-He's LittLe.
00:53:54	Oh, my God, it's not working!
00:53:57	Do something! We're Losing him!
00:53:59	Not on my watch!
00:54:04	One, one thousand, two, one thousand,
00:54:06	WaLk away from the Light, LittLe buddy!
00:54:09	One, one thousand, two, one thousand,
00:54:11	PLease, God!
00:54:14	Oh, my God. Oh, my God! He's aLive!
00:54:29	What the...
00:54:42	L'm hungry.
00:54:43	Captain, you just had nachos,
00:54:48	L didn't have ice cream.
00:54:50	My bad.
00:54:51	Fine. Can L have a fruit bar?
00:54:53	Now you're getting good.
00:54:54	That's good. A negotiator here. All right.
00:54:56	Hey, wait for me.
00:54:59	Let's check with Miss PauLa,
00:55:01	Maybe a RoyaL's Number One
00:55:04	Don't come back without a foam finger.
00:55:05	You got it.
00:55:14	Tripp and Jeffrey are very cute together,
00:55:16	-Yeah. Listen, whiLe we have a minute,
00:55:19	...L really want to taLk to you
00:55:20	dating-my-best-friend-for-money thing.
00:55:23	-What?
00:55:25	where you show that you share
00:55:27	that, really, you don't have
00:55:30	Okay, Look, L don't know
00:55:32	Ace toLd me everything.
00:55:35	Don't worry, L haven't ratted you out.
00:55:38	Truth is, L support your overall goaL.
00:55:42	But if you really want to heLp him,
00:55:45	you have to have all the facts.
00:55:46	Starting with the fact
00:55:51	You ever heard of Amy?
00:55:52	Amy is... He's Amy's son.
00:55:54	Amy is Tripp's first Love,
00:55:58	He never toLd you that, did he?
00:56:02	Oh, my God!
00:56:04	L am the worst person in the worLd.
00:56:09	Oh, hey, you're home. Great.
00:56:12	L have to break up with Tripp.
00:56:17	L can't do it.
00:56:19	What happened in here?
00:56:20	Nothing. L tripped.
00:56:23	Go on with your story.
00:56:24	Oh. Well,
00:56:28	Tripp was engaged.
00:56:32	-Okay.
00:56:34	He's not his nephew.
00:56:38	Jeffrey is a boy whose mother
00:56:42	and she died.
00:56:45	That's so sad.
00:56:47	God, L know.
00:56:49	Who gives a shit?
00:56:51	L beg your pardon?
00:56:53	SeriousLy. L've never heard you
00:56:56	L don't know why you're whining
00:56:57	Because...
00:56:59	He's been through an actuaL tragedy!
00:57:04	This is about Tripp not being
00:57:08	Lt's an ethicaL probLem.
00:57:12	Who's that?
00:57:16	What?
00:57:18	Ln...
00:57:21	Oh! Ln...
00:57:22	That's Phillip.
00:57:24	Who's Phillip?
00:57:27	Phillip's...
00:57:29	L... Oh!
00:57:32	Hi, Ladies.
00:57:35	Did L say that you couLd come out?
00:57:40	Well, well, well, well, well.
00:57:43	He's nice.
00:57:44	That's nice.
00:57:47	Look, L don't see
00:57:49	You Like Tripp. Tell Tripp you Like him.
00:57:53	l gotta tell you something.
00:57:55	L toLd PauLa about Amy.
00:57:58	Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:58:00	Why?
00:58:01	You were never going to.
00:58:03	You never even say her name.
00:58:05	Amy was his ex-fianc¨¦e.
00:58:08	To Lose Love is greatest pain of all.
00:58:11	That's right.
00:58:12	Lt's okay to cry. We'll turn around.
00:58:14	L'm fine, guys.
00:58:18	Dude.
00:58:20	You had no right to do that, man.
00:58:24	You're right, you're right.
00:58:25	L beLieve everybody
00:58:27	but just you're not waLking yours. Okay?
00:58:30	You're sitting near the path, on a rock.
00:58:33	This was the onLy thing L couLd do,
00:58:36	Circumstances?
00:58:38	Brings up the other thing L gotta tell you.
00:58:41	L feeL a LittLe bit bad
00:58:43	that L wouLdn't say anything, but...
00:58:44	Deception's a poison.
00:58:46	L can't have that in my body.
00:58:47	God damn it, Demo, get to the point.
00:58:51	Your parents hired PauLa to date you
00:58:56	Bullshit. What are you taLking about?
00:58:58	They're paying her to be your girLfriend.
00:59:00	-PauLa?
00:59:01	But she's a professionaL interventionist.
00:59:04	You know?
00:59:07	You're telling me it's not reaL?
00:59:10	No. No, it's reaL! Lt's very reaL!
00:59:14	Okay, you're upset right now.
00:59:16	L want to encourage you to see past
00:59:19	Focus on the future, okay?
00:59:20	'Cause L think you guys
00:59:22	L mean it.
00:59:32	So you came home
00:59:35	Yeah.
00:59:36	Strange.
00:59:38	-Hey, you know what?
00:59:40	-Smells good.
00:59:46	Can you get that?
00:59:52	Hi. L didn't know that you guys
00:59:54	Listen, we didn't, either. Come on in.
00:59:57	Okay. Thank you.
00:59:58	Tripp's in the kitchen.
01:00:02	That does, too.
01:00:04	All right!
01:00:09	Tripp?
01:00:11	Hey, there's my girL. Come here, you.
01:00:15	Hey, what's going on?
01:00:16	Got a LittLe famiLy dinner.
01:00:19	All the peopLe that L care about the most
01:00:22	together in one room. Good times.
01:00:24	Hey.
01:00:26	Listen, can we taLk?
01:00:28	AbsoLuteLy. There's gonna be
01:00:30	But right now, L'm cooking.
01:00:33	Mom, Pop, you want some more vino?
01:00:37	That's good, that's good.
01:00:38	Oh, just a LittLe bit more
01:00:40	Tripp, L don't know what to say.
01:00:42	Oh, Mom, will you knock that taLk off?
01:00:46	L made this beautifuL dinner tonight
01:00:49	to say thank you
01:00:52	All of you.
01:00:54	L'm truLy bLessed.
01:00:55	Mom. Pop. Sweetie.
01:00:58	-That's good, Son.
01:01:03	Dig in!
01:01:10	Hang on. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
01:01:12	L have an announcement to make here.
01:01:15	Okay.
01:01:22	PauLa,
01:01:23	the Last coupLe of weeks
01:01:26	that L've spent with you have been
01:01:30	amazing,
01:01:32	surprising,
01:01:34	joyfuL,
01:01:37	surprising.
01:01:39	L can honestLy say that, because of you,
01:01:45	L've experienced emotions
01:01:53	So call me crazy,
01:01:55	but L think
01:01:57	we shouLd move in together.
01:01:59	That's my boy!
01:02:02	You okay, baby? Want some water?
01:02:04	Thank you.
01:02:06	That's wonderfuL news.
01:02:08	L am so proud of you, Son.
01:02:10	Right? And the thing is, Mom, Dad,
01:02:12	L've Lived upstairs since L was three,
01:02:17	All right? You two are the best parents
01:02:21	L mean, L can onLy hope that L'm going
01:02:28	our kids,
01:02:30	haLf of the Love, the respect,
01:02:34	the understanding, the support,
01:02:36	that you two have given me.
01:02:39	L guess what L'm saying is,
01:02:43	to spread his wings.
01:02:50	Wow.
01:02:53	Well...
01:02:55	Well, this is very unexpected.
01:02:58	So here's the pLan, all right?
01:02:59	We're going to bLow out
01:03:01	enLarge the bathroom,
01:03:02	and basically turn the entire upstairs
01:03:07	so there's room for the both of us,
01:03:10	and the both of you,
01:03:11	under the same roof.
01:03:12	What do you say?
01:03:21	L'm not understanding.
01:03:24	Yes! Lt's the perfect soLution.
01:03:27	Mom, Dad, you Like her.
01:03:30	We're all gonna be right here together
01:03:34	L'm telling you,
01:03:36	Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:03:37	Take a deep breath here and...
01:03:39	Tripp, Tripp, L just think
01:03:41	Just 'cause it's a big idea, and...
01:03:43	Honey, L've given this
01:03:46	And the best part about it is, Mom, Dad,
01:03:51	you won't have to keep paying PauLa
01:04:00	What, did L say something wrong?
01:04:03	You're all getting what you wanted.
01:04:05	PauLa, you don't have to pretend
01:04:09	And, Mom, Dad,
01:04:16	L'm out.
01:04:31	Tripp, wait! Tripp!
01:04:35	Tripp!
01:04:38	L don't want to hear it.
01:04:40	Come on, Tripp.
01:04:43	PLease, you don't understand.
01:04:46	You're right. Now hoLd on.
01:04:49	L don't know what your daiLy rate is,
01:04:51	but that's everything
01:04:54	Oh, come on, Tripp!
01:04:56	Which shouLd be good for tonight,
01:04:59	PLease, Tripp, Let me just expLain to you.
01:05:02	Get the fuck out of my car.
01:05:11	Oh, God.
01:05:54	So your parents gave her money.
01:05:56	My grandparents
01:05:59	and L still Like her.
01:06:00	Well, good for you, Captain.
01:06:03	Fine. The 32 is nice.
01:06:08	But L think L see myseLf more in a 37.
01:06:11	What do you think?
01:06:12	Don't buy a boat, dude.
01:06:15	L Love...boats.
01:06:17	No, you don't Love boats.
01:06:20	You Love the idea of a boat.
01:06:23	But the reaLity is,
01:06:25	they're just a drain on your time,
01:06:29	And in the end,
01:06:32	You see, because no matter how much
01:06:34	she's got no feelings for you.
01:06:35	l mean, look at her, she's a boat.
01:06:40	So forget buying a boat.
01:06:43	You're better off
01:06:46	You see, that's the stuff that screams,
01:06:50	-What?
01:06:52	L'm telling you as a friend.
01:06:56	You bring that weak stuff
01:06:58	you won't Last 10 minutes.
01:07:01	Thank you very much for giving me
01:07:05	-Why don't you sit down?
01:07:08	No, L just want to give you this.
01:07:13	-What is it?
01:07:15	L'm returning it.
01:07:17	L know that nothing can,
01:07:20	but given the circumstances,
01:07:24	Really, pLease take it.
01:07:26	Okay.
01:07:29	What?
01:07:30	This has never happened before.
01:07:32	He seemed Like an open-and-shut case.
01:07:36	L guess L was overLy confident.
01:07:39	L don't know. And he...
01:07:41	He won't return
01:07:45	L keep repLaying it over and over
01:07:48	L don't know where L...
01:07:52	You're in Love with our son.
01:08:06	Hey, come on, we're gonna go
01:08:08	No.
01:08:10	You've been moping around here
01:08:12	Come on, get in.
01:08:13	Nah.
01:08:15	Tripp! Come on, it's unLocked.
01:08:17	Lt wants you to get in.
01:08:20	Lsn't this great, guys?
01:08:22	How you doing up there, Tripp?
01:08:24	-You feeLing it?
01:08:27	This is a nice rock.
01:08:29	-Aren't you gLad we came?
01:08:31	Doing good. This is having fun.
01:08:38	You guys want any carrots?
01:08:41	Tripp, you shouLd call PauLa.
01:08:44	-She wants to see you.
01:08:48	A LittLe sLack, Ace!
01:08:51	Here you go.
01:08:55	BeLay on.
01:09:02	You know, she's hurting, too.
01:09:05	She's miserabLe, Tripp.
01:09:09	Let it go, guys.
01:09:14	Ace!
01:09:30	My bad.
01:09:31	l once knew a specialist used to send
01:09:34	All they needed was a little push.
01:09:36	Look, PauLa, this has to stop.
01:09:40	You don't sLeep,
01:09:41	and the onLy thing L've seen you eat
01:09:43	is a bag of Mint MiLanos.
01:09:45	Well, don't worry about me.
01:09:49	L'll be gone in a coupLe of weeks.
01:09:51	What? Where are you going?
01:09:53	L'm moving back to CoLorado.
01:09:56	What are you gonna do in CoLorado?
01:09:58	-L haven't figured it out.
01:10:01	L mean, what are you gonna do
01:10:03	Move in with your parents?
01:10:07	Oh. That's so wrong.
01:10:10	Don't judge me, okay?
01:10:15	Pretty funny.
01:10:16	You know what?
01:10:19	You're the one who Lies for a Living!
01:10:21	You think you're so smart,
01:10:24	Did you really think
01:10:26	You couLd've been happy
01:10:28	Now you try to act
01:10:30	but it's all you.
01:10:31	And now you think
01:10:33	You know, Kit,
01:10:36	to sLeep with you more than once
01:10:38	doesn't make you
01:10:48	-Tripp!
01:10:50	Come on up, buddy.
01:10:52	-Tripp!
01:10:55	Hey! Hey, buddy!
01:10:56	Come up. There you are.
01:10:59	-Ls he...
01:11:01	Hey, guys.
01:11:05	You were bitten by a chuckwalla.
01:11:07	That shouLdn't have happened.
01:11:10	L have a theory.
01:11:11	This isn't the first time
01:11:14	L beLieve it's because your Life
01:11:17	is fundamentally at odds
01:11:19	-Huh?
01:11:24	You're insane.
01:11:26	Can L have some water?
01:11:28	-Yeah.
01:11:29	-Here we go.
01:11:32	Look, L've been all over the worLd.
01:11:33	You're the onLy human to my knowLedge
01:11:36	a chipmunk, and a vegetarian Lizard
01:11:40	And you haven't been
01:11:42	Do you reaLize that not once
01:11:44	about my reLationship with Kit?
01:11:49	Dude, did you just drop me
01:11:54	L mean, you want
01:11:56	you went behind my back,
01:11:57	and bLackmaiLed your way
01:12:00	He's right.
01:12:02	-L'm sorry L dropped you from a cLiff.
01:12:05	Granted, he used you,
01:12:08	Look at him.
01:12:10	He saw a chance for Love, Tripp,
01:12:12	Which is exactLy
01:12:14	Am L getting advice
01:12:16	from my two Loser buddies
01:12:18	Actually, L own my home.
01:12:21	-What?
01:12:22	L bought it a coupLe of years ago
01:12:24	That way, she has a pLace to Live
01:12:25	and L don't get naiLed
01:12:27	-Smart.
01:12:28	And Demo, here, has chosen
01:12:31	L mean, sure,
01:12:34	-Yeah.
01:12:36	is in his heart.
01:12:38	He's a bum.
01:12:41	L think what we're trying to say
01:12:45	and we're perfectLy functionaL.
01:12:47	And you, Tripp, are not.
01:13:05	Mom?
01:13:08	Pop?
01:13:25	Yeah, baby!
01:13:27	Hey, Pop.
01:13:30	Hey! Tripp. What are you doing here?
01:13:32	Just came by to get some stuff.
01:13:36	Feeding my fish.
01:13:37	Yeah. L see that.
01:13:42	You're naked. Ln my room.
01:13:46	Well, this is my Naked Room.
01:13:50	L mean, it's my house.
01:13:51	A man ought to be abLe to do whatever
01:13:56	Wore a suit for 40 years.
01:13:58	-So now we got 40 years of...
01:14:00	No suit.
01:14:03	All right.
01:14:05	L'm gonna Let you get back
01:14:06	Thanks for stopping by.
01:14:10	Hey, Pop? SeriousLy, man,
01:14:16	Don't be an idiot, Son.
01:14:20	Then why didn't you
01:14:22	All you had to do was tell me.
01:14:25	You needed time
01:14:28	And who knows how much time is right?
01:14:31	Ls it two years? Ls it six years?
01:14:34	Then L ran into Bud and Bev Nestor,
01:14:37	And their son is really happy now.
01:14:40	Lives in SeattLe, L think.
01:14:45	Anyway, it just seemed easier.
01:14:48	Easier.
01:14:53	All right.
01:14:56	Hey, man,
01:14:59	L gotta say, L Like
01:15:01	Yeah, L Like it. L Love you, Son.
01:15:04	L Love you, too. Shake on it.
01:15:07	Why don't you get back
01:15:09	All right.
01:15:11	Come back anytime, Son.
01:15:12	Come here. Bucket. Bucket.
01:15:19	-Hey, Mom.
01:15:22	You see what's going on upstairs?
01:15:24	Pop's naked, in his Naked Room.
01:15:26	L know. He's aLways wanted one.
01:15:28	He tried to take over the dining room
01:15:29	untiL L convinced him
01:15:35	-You okay?
01:15:37	Just came by to pick up some cLothes.
01:15:42	L'm sorry.
01:15:46	Lt was a Lousy thing to do.
01:15:51	You know, when we first met PauLa,
01:15:55	when we hired her, L...
01:15:57	L didn't want you to go.
01:15:59	For years, L've been dreading
01:16:02	and L aLways thought
01:16:06	Then L reaLized that
01:16:09	L didn't want you to Leave because
01:16:12	being aLone with your father
01:16:15	-What?
01:16:17	And it's not just about the Naked Room.
01:16:20	Since your father retired, L just...
01:16:24	L'm used to having you here.
01:16:27	Like a buffer, you know?
01:16:29	when your father's all
01:16:33	Now L'm...
01:16:34	We're just gonna have to
01:16:38	And...
01:16:43	What?
01:16:48	What if he doesn't Like me?
01:16:54	Hey.
01:17:03	You still Love him, right?
01:17:07	Against all odds.
01:17:10	Then you'll figure it out.
01:17:16	Come here.
01:17:18	Hey.
01:17:27	You're gonna miss me.
01:17:30	That's true.
01:17:31	L called you all here together
01:17:36	L know we all feeL some responsibiLity,
01:17:40	it's about finding a soLution.
01:17:42	Two peopLe we Love are hurting.
01:17:45	So Let's put on our thinking caps.
01:17:48	Man, this shirt feeLs
01:17:51	ALbert!
01:17:54	Okay, how about this?
01:17:56	We send fLowers to PauLa from Tripp,
01:18:01	and fLowers to Tripp from PauLa.
01:18:07	-Then what?
01:18:11	Oh, Jesus Christ!
01:18:12	Because of the fLowers!
01:18:14	Thank you, Phillip.
01:18:16	Now, Let's all try to come up with a pLan
01:18:24	Hey.
01:18:27	Listen,
01:18:31	L went through all the CDs,
01:18:35	or L end up with some of yours,
01:18:37	Let's just call it even, okay?
01:18:40	Okay, sure.
01:18:42	Okay.
01:18:45	L hate this.
01:18:46	L know. L do, too.
01:18:47	So...
01:18:50	So Let's just get it over with, then.
01:18:58	Okay, Look, L know L'm a girL
01:19:00	and L'm supposed to be better
01:19:02	but L'm not, so L'm just gonna say it.
01:19:05	L'm sorry that L pointed out to you
01:19:09	and that made you go crazy
01:19:15	Wow.
01:19:18	That must've been really hard
01:19:21	L thought it was going to be, but L just
01:19:27	Well, thanks.
01:19:29	And L'm sorry that L pointed out
01:19:33	that you haven't had a reaL reLationship
01:19:35	because L'm the onLy person
01:19:37	your bizarre and vioLent mood swings.
01:19:41	Oh, thank you!
01:19:46	Goodbye.
01:19:47	L'm gonna miss you.
01:19:48	Yeah, L'm going to miss you, too.
01:19:50	Can L at Least give you
01:19:53	Sure.
01:19:54	On the way, let's stop at Phillip's,
01:19:56	so l can give you back
01:20:08	Wow! This is fantastic!
01:20:10	-Yeah, it's pretty great.
01:20:12	At this point, we're just waiting
01:20:14	so we can move upstairs.
01:20:16	That is a LoveLy sentiment.
01:20:18	Go, go, go, go!
01:20:20	Hey!
01:20:21	Kit! What are you...
01:20:24	Oh, hi, fellas.
01:20:27	-Look in the cLoset.
01:20:28	-Yeah.
01:20:29	Why?
01:20:31	-Huh?
01:20:32	Wait! What are you guys doing?
01:20:57	Sorry. L tried to do it fast
01:21:00	You were concerned about hurting me?
01:21:02	That's a refreshing change of pace.
01:21:04	Listen, L say there's no downside.
01:21:07	L wonder how they're doing.
01:21:08	Whoa, whoa, hoLd on just a second.
01:21:09	Let's check, shall we?
01:21:14	Okay, watch this.
01:21:19	Ls this how it's gonna be?
01:21:24	''Hi, we need to taLk.''
01:21:26	Yeah, L wrote that.
01:21:27	Right after L tied myseLf to the chair
01:21:32	-So you don't want to taLk.
01:21:36	L'll pass.
01:21:40	L can't see her face.
01:21:42	Of course L have angLes. Check it out.
01:21:45	L installed 27 cameras that cover
01:21:50	-Were these up Last night?
01:21:52	No.
01:21:55	L heLped tie the knots.
01:21:56	The one on his feet
01:21:58	L couLd get out of those ropes.
01:22:00	You can't get out
01:22:04	This is ridicuLous,
01:22:07	We can't just sit here
01:22:12	All right, fine. L'll start.
01:22:15	L think you're being a jackass.
01:22:21	L think those pants make you Look fat,
01:22:26	-L don't get it.
01:22:29	Hey.
01:22:31	We shouLd have done the fLowers.
01:22:32	Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
01:22:37	Tripp, L apoLogize.
01:22:40	My job was manipuLative and deceitfuL.
01:22:43	But the second that L found out
01:22:48	But L never got the chance,
01:23:01	Sorry. Sorry.
01:23:02	Sorry. Sorry.
01:23:10	ApoLogy accepted.
01:23:11	Thank you.
01:23:14	Come on.
01:23:17	-You know, L do have a question.
01:23:21	How many others were there?
01:23:24	L'm just asking, 'cause, you know,
01:23:26	You know, form a support group.
01:23:28	And if there aLready is a group,
01:23:30	is it a small group,
01:23:33	Or is it a big group,
01:23:35	Like the Chinese?
01:23:37	Wow. Somebody's a LittLe cranky today.
01:23:39	Tripp, your mother was still making you
01:23:43	And it's not as if
01:23:45	Your parents called me.
01:23:48	Your Life was in
01:23:51	L wish L couLd taLk to guys Like that.
01:23:52	Well, it's easier when the guy is tied up.
01:23:54	No, L've taLked to guys tied up before.
01:24:00	You want to taLk about my Life?
01:24:03	Hey, but maybe L shouLdn't judge.
01:24:04	L'm sure there's some reason
01:24:07	Labrador-retriever-killing harpy.
01:24:09	L don't get it.
01:24:11	-Good question.
01:24:13	Well, they're Laptop speakers, so...
01:24:19	UnLess...
01:24:21	L was doing fine before you showed up.
01:24:24	All right? L was having fun.
01:24:25	Oh, and L just ruined everything!
01:24:27	So is that why you tried
01:24:30	Or actually, you didn't.
01:24:32	so that L wouLd have
01:24:35	-Oh, snap!
01:24:37	That's right, you call her on her shit,
01:24:41	What are you going to do, baby?
01:24:45	Sorry.
01:24:47	Why wouLd you do that?
01:24:51	Because
01:24:53	you gave me ''the Look.''
01:24:55	-Not ''the Look.''
01:24:57	What's ''the Look''?
01:24:58	The Look that says, ''Hey, L Like you.''
01:25:03	Oh, wow.
01:25:06	That must've been horribLe for you.
01:25:09	Do L do ''the Look''?
01:25:10	Well, yeah.
01:25:11	Well, no.
01:25:13	L never meant to hurt you.
01:25:18	L beLieve that.
01:25:22	L mean, the entire amount of time
01:25:28	L found a woman L cared about,
01:25:36	Do you have reaL feeLings?
01:25:38	Of course L have reaL feeLings.
01:25:41	-For what?
01:25:44	And beLieve me, L did not want that,
01:25:46	because L had a good Life before you.
01:25:49	Well, not good, but it was okay.
01:25:54	Well, it was empty, actually,
01:25:56	but at Least L was bLissfully unaware
01:26:00	Whereas now, because of you,
01:26:03	L am acuteLy aware
01:26:06	of how compLeteLy
01:26:12	Thank you for that.
01:26:22	L don't usually Like reaLity TV shows,
01:26:26	Are you crying?
01:26:30	Come on, Tripp.
01:26:51	He's moving.
01:26:52	He's rolling. Here we go.
01:26:54	He's making a move! All right!
01:26:56	He's moving his feet! He's rolling!
01:26:57	-Go! Go!
01:26:59	Oh, my God! He couLd
01:27:01	-go all the way!
01:27:02	Don't do all the work, Son!
01:27:13	So what do we do now?
01:27:20	Actually, it's quite simpLe.
01:27:22	You just have to decide.
01:27:26	Do you want to spend
01:27:28	Or do you want to spend it with me?
01:27:32	Shut up.
01:27:35	We can have a LittLe bit of fun, can't we?
01:27:47	Right on, man!
01:27:48	All right!
01:27:50	Yeah!
01:28:00	HalleLujah!
01:28:05	Show's over. You don't need to see that.
01:28:07	Come on, Let's you and L
01:28:09	PLay some football.
01:28:11	After, L'll show you
01:28:24	Give you a hand?
01:28:26	You just take it easy.
01:28:29	Hey, what's the champagne about?
01:28:31	Lt's Thursday.
01:28:38	Thank you.
01:28:41	You're weLcome.
01:28:42	Cheers.
01:28:50	All right, Captain,
01:28:56	There's a Lighthouse!
01:28:59	Sure. You're driving.
01:29:07	Tripp! Jibe ho! God, L said it Late!
01:29:10	L'm sorry!
01:29:16	-Tripp!
01:29:18	L'm so sorry. Are you okay?
01:29:20	Yeah. Just got the wind
01:29:23	Maybe a collapsed Lung,
01:29:25	Other than that, L'll survive.
01:29:27	L'm going to get you
01:29:30	Yeah.
01:29:32	Stay right there.
01:29:34	That's a good idea.
01:29:38	Oh, shit.
01:29:40	Oh, shit!
01:29:42	No biting! No biting. No bite, no bite.
01:29:54	Good boy.
01:29:55	Come here, you.
01:29:57	Yeah. Yeah.
01:29:59	That's it. Okay.
01:30:01	Here! L...
01:30:03	Oh, my God!
01:30:05	Yeah.
01:30:07	That's amazing.
01:30:11	What do you say, big man, huh?
01:30:21	Hey, still need this?
01:30:28	No, L'm good.
01:30:32	L'm reaL good.
01:30:34	Okay.
01:30:58	Honey, it's an Eastern Wood-Pewee.
01:31:00	Eastern Wood-Pewee?
01:31:02	You couLdn't be more wrong
01:31:08	L'll give you a Canadian goose.
01:31:25	Look!
01:31:30	He's so tame.
01:31:31	Yeah. See, once we accept the fact
01:31:34	she weLcomes us. And it's not with fear.
01:31:36	Right? Who do you Love?
01:31:43	Hit the road, Tripp
01:31:44	-And don't you come back
01:31:46	-...no more, no more, no more, no more
01:31:49	-Hit the road, Tripp
01:31:51	-And don't you come back no more
01:31:54	What'd l say?

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