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00:01:14 FANTASTIC MR. FOX
00:01:23 ¶ Born on a mountain top in Tennessee ¶
00:01:26 ¶ Greenest state in the land of the free ¶
00:01:30 ¶ Raised in the woods
00:01:33 ¶ Kilt him a bar
00:01:37 ¶ Davy, Davy Crockett,
00:01:47 ¶ Fought single-handed
00:01:50 ¶ Till the Creeks was whipped
00:01:54 ¶ And while he was handling... ¶
00:01:57 What'd the doctor say?
00:01:59 Supposedly, it's just a
00:02:01 He gave me some pills.
00:02:02 I told you. You probably
00:02:04 We take the short cut
00:02:06 Let's take the short cut.
00:02:07 But the scenic route is so much prettier.
00:02:09 - Okay, let's take the scenic route.
00:02:12 It's actually slightly quicker,
00:02:23 Thank you.
00:02:34 - What is a squab?
00:02:36 It's like a pigeon, I suppose.
00:02:38 Should we go through the hole
00:02:40 ...or climb the rail over the
00:02:42 Well, I guess the horse fence
00:02:44 But the bridle path puts us out right
00:02:49 Okay.
00:02:50 What's wrong?
00:02:53 Don't worry. I've been stealing birds
00:02:55 ...before I could trot.
00:02:56 By the way, you look
00:02:59 You're practically glowing.
00:03:01 Maybe it's the lighting.
00:03:02 ¶ I've been in this town so long
00:03:06 ¶ I've been taken for lost and gone ¶
00:03:08 ¶ And unknown for a long long time ¶
00:03:13 ¶ Fell in love years ago ¶
00:03:14 ¶ With an innocent girl ¶
00:03:16 ¶ From the spanish and indian home ¶
00:03:19 ¶ Home of the heroes and villains ¶
00:03:24 ¶ Once at night
00:03:26 ¶ And she was right in the rain
00:03:29 ¶ that eventually brought her down ¶
00:03:34 ¶ But she's still dancing in the night ¶
00:03:36 ¶ Unafraid of what a dudell do in a town
00:03:42 What's that?
00:03:44 I think it's a fox-trap!
00:03:45 - Look at this.
00:03:46 Is it spring-loaded?
00:03:47 Yeah... yeah, I guess
00:03:50 ...and you're standing at this door
00:03:52 ...this little gadget probably
00:03:53 - What!?
00:03:55 - That's right where it's going to land.
00:04:02 No, it just falls straight right down...
00:04:06 - I guess it's not spring-loaded.
00:04:11 Wow!
00:04:13 We're gonna have a cub.
00:04:15 - Honey, that's great news.
00:04:22 If we're still alive tomorrow morning,
00:04:24 ...I want you to find
00:04:28 Okay.
00:04:31 ¶ My children were raised ¶
00:04:33 ¶ You know they suddenly rise ¶
00:04:35 ¶ They started slow long ago ¶
00:04:38 ¶ Head to toe healthy weathy and wise ¶
00:04:55 Does anybody actually read my column?
00:04:57 - Do your friends ever talk about it?
00:04:59 In fact, Rabbit's ex-girlfriend
00:05:02 "I should read Foxy's column,"
00:05:05 - Ash! Let's get cracking!
00:05:08 - I'm sick.
00:05:09 - I have a temperature.
00:05:11 - I don't want to go.
00:05:14 I love the way you handled that.
00:05:21 Your cousin Kristofferson's coming
00:05:23 I want you to be extra nice to him
00:05:25 ...because he's going through a very
00:05:27 Where's he gonna sleep?
00:05:28 We're gonna make a bed for him
00:05:29 I can't spare the space.
00:05:32 Dad's study is occupied by Dad.
00:05:37 I don't want to live in a hole anymore.
00:05:41 We are poor...
00:05:44 Comme-ci, comme-ca.
00:05:45 Anyway, the views are better
00:05:50 Honey, I'm seven non-fox-years old now.
00:05:51 My father died at seven and a half.
00:05:53 I don't want to live in a hole anymore,
00:05:56 ...and I'm going to do
00:06:05 Well, I'm off.
00:06:07 Have a good day, my darlings!
00:06:09 You know, Foxes live in holes
00:06:14 Hm, yes, I know.
00:06:19 What're you wearing?
00:06:21 Why a cape with the
00:06:29 I guess he's just...
00:06:31 ...different.
00:06:41 Oh, hey, Mr. Fox.
00:06:42 Yes. Here it is.
00:06:44 Come on over. This is...
00:06:48 Obviously, it's first growth,
00:06:50 Original dirt floor, good bark,
00:06:56 Kylie?
00:06:57 Kylie! What'd I tell you?
00:06:59 - You're not supposed to be here.
00:07:01 This is Kylie. He's the super.
00:07:04 What's in the bucket, Mr. Kylie?
00:07:08 Kylie? Kylie!
00:07:11 - Just minnows. Try one?
00:07:16 It's not exactly an evergreen, is it?
00:07:18 Aren't there any pines on the market
00:07:21 But, pines are pretty hard to come by
00:07:24 What? What?
00:07:36 May I ask what you do
00:07:38 I used to steal birds,
00:07:42 Oh, sure. I've seen your by-line.
00:07:46 Good afternoon, gentlemen.
00:07:48 - You're going? You're...
00:07:50 Thank you for the minnow.
00:08:01 Don't buy this tree, Foxy.
00:08:03 You're borrowing at nine and a half
00:08:05 plus moving into the most
00:08:08 ...for someone of your type of species.
00:08:09 You're exaggerating, Badger.
00:08:12 I'm sugar-coating it, man!
00:08:15 Three of the meanest, nastiest, ugliest
00:08:20 Really? Tell me about them.
00:08:23 Alright.
00:08:24 Walt Boggis is a chicken farmer.
00:08:26 Probably the most successful in the world.
00:08:28 He weighs the same
00:08:31 He eats three chickens every day for
00:08:35 That's twelve in total, per diem.
00:08:37 Nate Bunce is a duck and goose farmer.
00:08:39 He's approximately the size of a
00:08:42 ...and his chin would be under water
00:08:44 ...of any swimming pool
00:08:46 His food is home-made doughnuts...
00:08:48 ...with smashed-up goose livers
00:08:51 Frank Bean is a turkey and apple farmer.
00:08:53 He invented his own species of each.
00:08:56 He lives on a liquid diet of strong,
00:08:59 ...which he makes from his apples.
00:09:02 He's as skinny as a pencil,
00:09:04 ...and possibly the scariest man
00:09:10 The local human children
00:09:12 ...eerie little rhyme about him.
00:09:14 Here, listen to this.
00:09:16 Boggis, Bunce, and Bean.
00:09:18 One fat, one short, one lean.
00:09:20 These horrible crooks,
00:09:23 ...were nonetheless equally mean.
00:09:26 In summation, I think
00:09:29 That's all.
00:09:30 I understand what you're saying,
00:09:34 ...but I'm gonna ignore your advice.
00:09:36 The cuss you are!
00:09:39 The cuss am I?
00:09:42 - Are you cussing with me?
00:09:44 - Don't cussing point at me!
00:09:45 - You're not gonna cuss with me, you little cuss!
00:09:57 - Just buy the tree.
00:09:59 Take a left and then to the right.
00:10:01 Just another batch.
00:10:03 Lift with legs not with your back.
00:10:05 Don't try to be a superman here.
00:10:06 Alright. We got two circles.
00:10:07 We got the yellow circle
00:10:09 Let's just keep them separate.
00:10:11 We need to bring about
00:10:14 Good. Here we go.
00:10:16 That's good.
00:10:16 Let's just that bottom structure
00:10:18 Let's bring in the side unit.
00:10:20 Try to be careful, you guys.
00:10:22 Don't... don't peel away the bark.
00:10:30 Hi.
00:10:53 He's slightly younger,
00:10:56 That's just genetics, I guess.
00:11:06 Go!
00:11:08 Watch this, Dad!
00:11:12 Well, well...
00:11:14 Good jump, Ash!
00:11:15 Remember to keep your tail tucked!
00:11:19 Still painting thunderstorms, I see.
00:11:22 Do you still feel poor?
00:11:25 Lesser.
00:11:38 Wow! Wow!
00:11:40 This kid's a natural!
00:11:51 Plus, he knows karate.
00:11:58 Do you think I'm an athlete?
00:12:00 - What are you talking about?
00:12:03 ...and sometimes I feel like
00:12:07 What's the sub-text here?
00:12:10 I think that's yoga.
00:12:15 How long is Kristofferson supposed to
00:12:17 - Until your uncle gets better.
00:12:20 ...how long do we plan to
00:12:21 Double-pneumonia isn't even really
00:12:25 Lower your voice, Ash.
00:12:36 Who am I, Kylie?
00:12:38 - Who how? What, now?
00:12:41 Why not a horse or a beetle
00:12:44 I'm saying this more as, like,
00:12:47 Who am I, and how can a fox ever
00:12:50 ...you forgive the expression,
00:12:54 I don't know what you're talking about,
00:12:56 Here, put this bandit hat on.
00:13:00 Maybe you're a medium.
00:13:01 And don't wear it around the house.
00:13:04 And so it begins.
00:13:08 Do you mind if I slide my bedroll
00:13:11 It's hard to sleep in that
00:13:14 There's a lot of attitudes
00:13:18 - Don't let me get one.
00:13:21 Sleep wherever you want, man.
00:13:24 I'll just, uh,
00:13:26 Who cares if I get splinters
00:13:29 - Never mind.
00:13:31 Because I've had it up to... here!
00:13:42 Good night.
00:14:40 I used to do this professionally,
00:14:44 I had to get out of it
00:14:45 ...but I've decided to secretly do
00:14:49 I'm bringing you in as my secretary
00:14:52 Okay!
00:14:54 This is actually kind of a big deal,
00:14:57 - Okay. Well, thank you.
00:14:59 ...so don't make a lot of sounds.
00:15:01 Meaning stop rocking.
00:15:04 Master Plan. Phase one.
00:15:07 We'll start with Boggis's Chicken House.
00:15:09 His only security is a few old
00:15:12 Now a word about beagles...
00:15:14 Never look a beagle
00:15:16 - And if...
00:15:18 Beagles aren't so tough.
00:15:20 Yeah? Well, first of all, one of these
00:15:22 ...which he's on medication for,
00:15:25 ...you have to get shots in your stomach
00:15:27 And, second... listen, I'm
00:15:29 Just pay attention
00:15:31 I'm taping this.
00:15:32 I picked some blueberries,
00:15:34 ...with ten milligrams of
00:15:36 Enough to tranquilize a gorilla.
00:15:38 - How do we make them eat it?
00:15:41 Remember: they aren't very smart,
00:15:44 ...so always kill a chicken
00:15:47 One bite, get it?
00:15:50 Are you listening to me?
00:15:52 ...and I can’t tell whether you're
00:15:58 Magnesium.
00:16:01 - Magnesium!
00:16:04 Pipette.
00:16:06 - Pipette.
00:16:08 Potassium tri...
00:16:11 Oh, no.
00:16:14 Why's your cousin
00:16:16 - I beg your pardon?
00:16:18 That means I didn't understand
00:16:19 - A wet-sandwich?
00:16:21 He's too short.
00:16:24 ...different.
00:16:25 Are you a bully?
00:16:28 Watch this.
00:16:31 You've just destroyed
00:16:33 We'd better extinguish this magnesium.
00:16:35 Stand back.
00:16:38 Wow!
00:16:43 I like your ears.
00:16:47 - Thank you! I like your spots!
00:16:50 I used to cover them up.
00:16:53 You're supposed to be my lab partner.
00:16:56 - I am!
00:16:58 You're disloyal.
00:17:21 A few beagles, as we discussed,
00:17:25 Yeah, but back in the old days,
00:17:27 didn't they used to do a thing
00:17:29 Wolf? What wolf?
00:17:32 Oh, nothing? Never mind.
00:17:36 Here comes the low stone wall.
00:17:42 What the cuss?
00:17:44 - We had a master plan!
00:17:48 That could mean maybe this fence
00:17:51 Well, I just hope it doesn't mean thunder.
00:18:05 Watch this.
00:18:30 Beagles love blueberries!
00:18:32 The master plan's working again!
00:18:34 Now! This is the tricky part.
00:18:36 One of us got to jump
00:18:38 ...slide under the tire-spikes,
00:18:41 - Who's it gonna be?
00:18:42 You know who could do this part
00:18:44 That kid's like a professional,
00:18:46 Why don't we go around that way?
00:18:50 Yeah. That's better.
00:19:02 - I said one bite!
00:19:03 I have a different kind of teeth
00:19:07 Give me that.
00:19:10 That's so grisly!
00:19:12 Follow me.
00:19:29 Hey, what's the master escape plan?
00:19:35 Follow me again!
00:19:42 Quick!
00:19:45 Give me that.
00:19:57 Alright. Let's hit the five
00:19:59 We need to make some fake price tags
00:20:02 ...so it looks like we got them
00:20:14 Where'd you get this chicken?
00:20:16 I picked it up at the Five-and-Dime
00:20:18 It's got a Boggis Farms tag
00:20:22 Must've escaped from there
00:20:32 It's Bunce tonight! He's got a
00:20:35 - a hundred geese...
00:20:36 I thought you said we were only
00:20:39 We are, but it's... not done yet.
00:21:21 Let see some hustle!
00:21:23 Coach, we don't have whack-bat
00:21:25 There's no whack-bat
00:21:27 No, we mostly just run grass sprints
00:21:31 Well, it's real simple:
00:21:32 basically, there's three grabbers,
00:21:36 ...and the player at whack-bat.
00:21:37 The center-tagger lights the
00:21:39 ...and the whack-batter tries to hit the
00:21:42 Then the twig-runners dash back and forth
00:21:45 ...and the umpire calls "hot box".
00:21:46 Finally, at the end you
00:21:48 ...it adds up to and divide that by nine.
00:21:50 - Got it!
00:21:51 Substitution!
00:21:53 Ash, come out!
00:21:55 What? I'm out!
00:21:57 I still feel good, Coach!
00:22:00 No, come on. Step out.
00:22:05 Am I getting better, Coach?
00:22:06 Well, you're sure as cuss
00:22:09 Really? You think I'd end up being as
00:22:13 Your dad?
00:22:14 Your dad was probably the best
00:22:23 No, you don't wanna
00:22:26 Yeah, but I think I've some of the same
00:22:31 You're improving.
00:22:59 Hot box!
00:23:02 Yeah! That's the first time this
00:23:06 He really is your father's nephew,
00:23:08 Not by blood.
00:23:09 - No?
00:23:11 Oh, yeah.
00:23:14 What's that stand for?
00:23:16 Huh? It's for...
00:23:18 Pep? It's a K.
00:23:20 Come on, now!
00:23:23 We're going steady.
00:23:30 What's that?
00:23:32 What this?
00:23:33 It's nothing. It's just some old trophy
00:23:38 I'm supposed to cover this book party
00:23:41 ...in a tobacco field down the hill,
00:23:42 ...so me and Kylie are going to hop
00:23:45 - Don't wait up.
00:23:48 Some memoir.
00:23:51 Dinner was...
00:23:52 ...pitch-perfect.
00:24:00 I spotted a couple of
00:24:02 ...underneath the back door
00:24:04 - We're breaking into Bean's house?
00:24:06 - Where he lives?
00:24:08 - Below where he lives.
00:24:11 Go back to the tree
00:24:12 - I wanna help you steal some cider.
00:24:15 And keep your mouth shut about any cider,
00:24:17 - Now get out of here!
00:24:19 But nothing! You're gonna
00:24:21 Besides you're too little
00:24:26 One, two, three.
00:24:29 Where the cuss does that kid get off?
00:24:31 Can you believe that?
00:24:36 You think he's going to tell on us?
00:24:39 Before we go any further, from now on
00:24:42 ...once in a while just so I know
00:24:47 - Was that it? Okay, fine.
00:24:50 Good. You made it.
00:24:51 - Anybody see you?
00:24:53 Here, put this bandit hat on.
00:24:57 I must say, I'm pleased to be invited,
00:24:59 - I should be doing this, Uncle Foxy!
00:25:01 Because I don't like to be
00:25:03 Well, just keep your mouth shut,
00:25:05 Yeah, but I don't think
00:25:06 We're not taking a vote!
00:25:10 You know, one time
00:25:12 Wolf? What's with all the wolf talk?
00:25:27 - Look at all this. Apple juice.
00:25:31 We didn't come here for apple juice.
00:25:33 This is some of the strongest, finest
00:25:37 ...or that can even be stolen.
00:25:39 It burns in your throat,
00:25:41 ...and tastes almost exactly like
00:25:54 Y'all are trespassing, now.
00:26:04 Around these parts, we don't take kindly
00:26:08 You've aged badly, Rat.
00:26:10 You're getting a little long
00:26:17 Bean security, what?
00:26:19 What is it?
00:26:22 It's my job.
00:26:38 How's your old lady doing?
00:26:41 Do you refer to my wife?
00:26:44 She was the town tart, in her day.
00:26:46 Wild and foot-loose and...
00:26:49 ...pretty as a mink stole.
00:26:51 Is that true?
00:26:53 Of course, not.
00:26:54 I mean, certainly, she lived.
00:26:56 It was a different time.
00:26:58 - She marched against the...
00:27:00 Shut up.
00:27:03 That was close, Rat.
00:27:05 Oh, I'm as careful as a...
00:27:33 How many jars should I bring up,
00:27:36 I don't know.
00:27:38 You drank three yesterday, though.
00:27:40 Alright, take three.
00:27:53 No, two's plenty.
00:28:00 Oh, my cuss.
00:28:02 I think she might have astigmatism.
00:28:04 Or possibly a cataract of some form.
00:28:06 Anyway, her eyes don't see well.
00:28:22 What'd I tell you?
00:28:30 It's so good of you to come.
00:28:32 You’re both looking splendid.
00:28:33 How've you been, Walter?
00:28:36 Nathan? All is well?
00:28:41 Any fox problems?
00:28:43 - Are you joking?
00:28:44 - We're miserable.
00:28:45 - It's humiliating.
00:28:46 I don't even want to talk about it.
00:28:55 Perhaps we ought to kill him.
00:28:58 - Well, that seems rather obvious.
00:29:01 Ah, right. Of course.
00:29:04 Might be bit difficult, I suppose.
00:29:16 But I've already figured out
00:29:18 ...and tomorrow night
00:29:20 ...wait for him to come out
00:29:21 ...and shoot the cuss to smithereens.
00:29:23 How's that grab you, fellas?
00:29:26 Yeah. Well, let's see.
00:29:39 Another book party?
00:29:43 Woah! I didn't see you,
00:29:47 Yeah, no. Actually,
00:29:49 I just got the call.
00:29:51 I got to interview the marshall
00:29:53 Kylie, is he telling the truth?
00:29:57 I don't want to be
00:29:58 Thanks, Kylie.
00:30:00 Why is he wearing that bandit hat?
00:30:05 His ears were cold.
00:30:07 Go back to bed.
00:30:09 If what I think is happening
00:30:13 ...it better not be.
00:30:32 Nice job covering for me.
00:30:49 All three!
00:30:50 Kill him!
00:31:15 We got the tail,
00:31:20 Petey! Sorry to wake you.
00:31:21 I can trouble you to dash out here
00:31:24 ...three shovels, two pick-axes,
00:31:28 ...a bottle of apple-cider.
00:31:31 It'll grow back, won't it?
00:31:34 - Tails don't grow back.
00:31:36 Tails don't grow back.
00:31:38 I'm gonna be tailless
00:31:40 Well, anyway, it's not half as bad as
00:31:43 I mean, his dad's got one foot in the grave
00:31:46 That's a lot worse than...
00:31:51 Excuse me, everyone. I'm gonna go
00:31:55 You've got twenty-nine minutes
00:31:58 Me? Me, have an apology?
00:32:01 He gets a bandit hat! He just got here
00:32:03 Where's my bandit hat?
00:32:06 It's because, you, you...
00:32:09 Well, maybe you're right!
00:32:13 I told you not to bring him.
00:32:16 Why the cuss didn't I listen
00:32:18 At this point we'll be lucky
00:32:20 ...half of what we've
00:32:22 I won't be able to sleep
00:32:25 ...and on my stomach
00:32:27 Why the cuss didn't I listen
00:32:29 Because you don't listen to anybody.
00:32:32 - What was that?
00:32:34 Wake up! Everybody!
00:32:37 - They'll kill the children!
00:32:39 That's what I'm saying!
00:32:41 - Well, I'm arguing against that!
00:32:43 - Why are you yelling at me?
00:32:45 You say one thing, she says another,
00:32:59 I've got it!
00:33:00 - Why didn't I think of this before?
00:33:03 We've been trapped before.
00:33:05 Dig!
00:33:27 I think it's time for me to give us
00:33:32 - A very long time ago...
00:33:35 Well, we're in a hole.
00:33:37 Just on the other side of this
00:33:39 Follow me.
00:33:44 I'm gonna lose my temper now.
00:33:46 - When?
00:33:48 Well, when...
00:33:54 Twelve fox-years ago,
00:33:57 while we were caged inside
00:34:00 you would never steal another chicken,
00:34:03 ...or squab, whatever they are.
00:34:05 And I believed you. Why?
00:34:10 - Because I'm a wild animal
00:34:16 I'm trying to tell you the truth
00:34:19 I don't care about the truth
00:34:22 This story is too predictable.
00:34:26 Predictable? Really?
00:34:29 In the end, we all die...
00:34:33 ...unless you change.
00:34:50 Petey, listen.
00:34:51 Run down to the rentals department
00:34:54 ...and place an order for,
00:34:56 one Mighty Max, one Junior Spitfire,
00:35:01 For immediate delivery.
00:35:41 Ash, are you mad at me?
00:35:44 I understand if you are,
00:35:45 I wouldn't have ever involved your cousin
00:35:48 It was only ever just because
00:35:51 Hey, look at him dig!
00:35:55 - Anyway, I'm sorry your feelings...
00:35:57 I'm gonna put dirt in my ears.
00:35:59 Yeah, that's better.
00:36:24 I don't have beagle ticks,
00:36:26 Whoa! Me, neither.
00:36:30 Apparently, that's what
00:36:32 Beagle ticks and pelt lice.
00:36:34 I never said that,
00:36:36 ...or somebody is, but I'm gonna
00:36:39 Look, Ash, we may or may not
00:36:42 ...but I really like Agnes,
00:36:45 Great. She's a free agent.
00:36:47 - Well, then why're you dead-set on...
00:36:50 - You may.
00:36:52 with your legs twisted into a pretzel
00:36:54 ...for an hour and forty-five minutes?
00:36:57 My father and I first started practicing
00:37:00 Yeah? Well, that's great.
00:37:01 But I'd worry more about what
00:37:03 ...than whether or not
00:37:07 I don't. Nor pelt lice.
00:37:13 One of those slovenly farmers is probably
00:37:17 You're paranoid, Foxy.
00:37:19 Farmer, thank you.
00:37:20 Correct me if am misreading the data,
00:37:22 you've successfully destroyed the
00:37:25 Look at Dad's tie.
00:37:27 What will you three prominent
00:37:29 Well, Dan, I can tell you
00:37:32 We're not gonna let him go.
00:37:46 Stand clear, please.
00:37:49 Contact!
00:38:04 Boggis, how many men,
00:38:06 - Thirty five.
00:38:07 - Thirty six.
00:38:11 I'd say, a hundred and eight altogether.
00:38:15 Petey!
00:38:16 Drop everything and assemble all
00:38:18 ...of our entire
00:38:20 We’re gonna starve them out
00:38:22 Starting in, shall we say,
00:38:27 An estimated,
00:38:30 ...currently in position surrounding
00:38:33 Many local animals, who'd appear
00:38:36 ...without provisions of any kind
00:38:38 If I had a crystal ball, I'd predict
00:38:43 But we stand on the scene,
00:38:45 ...as events continue to unfold.
00:38:49 This is gonna be a total cluster cuss
00:39:00 How long can a fox go
00:39:03 Well, I can only answer as an opossum,
00:39:04 ...but I don't think I can last more than
00:39:06 ...before I get completely dehydrated
00:39:09 What's that?
00:39:18 - Dad?
00:39:29 You scared the cuss out of us!
00:39:33 A lot of good animals are
00:39:36 ...because of you.
00:39:40 We've been digging in circles
00:39:43 Half the woods have been obliterated.
00:39:45 Right now my wife's huddled
00:39:47 with no food, no water, and
00:39:52 I just want to see a little...
00:39:54 ...sunshine.
00:39:56 But you're nocturnal, Phil.
00:39:57 Your eyes barely even open,
00:39:59 I'm sick of your double-talk.
00:40:02 We don't like you,
00:40:04 Now grab some of that mud, chew it
00:40:07 - I'm not gonna eat mud!
00:40:17 Don't do that.
00:40:19 Why'd you take your shoes off?
00:40:20 So I don't break your nose
00:40:33 I can fight my own fights.
00:40:35 No, you can't.
00:40:37 Those farmers aren't gonna quit...
00:40:38 ...until they've got you and
00:40:40 ...nailed upside-down to a bloody stick
00:40:45 This is getting a little too personal.
00:40:48 Give me a minute.
00:41:05 I've got an idea.
00:41:07 - What is it?
00:41:08 - Lay it on us.
00:41:10 Say the idea!
00:41:12 Alright! Let's try it!
00:41:15 Go to the flint-mine. Tell Mrs. Badger,
00:41:19 Is help on the way?
00:41:21 I sure as cuss hope so.
00:41:28 Ash, I know what it's like to feel...
00:41:33 ...different.
00:41:36 I'm not different, am I?
00:41:40 We all are.
00:41:41 Him, especially.
00:41:43 But there's something kind of fantastic
00:41:52 Not to me.
00:41:57 Gentlemen, this time we must dig
00:42:07 I got to kind of feel out the vibe.
00:42:13 Begin.
00:42:42 Come on!
00:42:49 I hit it slap in the middle!
00:42:54 About a handsome little fox,
00:42:59 Hey, diddle-dee, doddle-do,
00:43:03 It was a splendid little feller,
00:43:07 Say, zippy-zee, yappy-yo,
00:43:11 Well, like any little critter needing
00:43:16 Well, he stole, and he cheated,
00:43:22 Doodle-dum, diddle-die,
00:43:27 Zippy-zo, zippy-zay,
00:43:31 Doodle-dum, Doodle-dum
00:43:35 Let me take a little tick now
00:43:37 Across the valley lived three yokels
00:43:42 Now these three crazy jackies
00:43:44 Shot the tail off the cuss
00:43:46 But that stylish little fox
00:43:48 Dug as quick as a gopher
00:43:54 Now those three farmers sit
00:43:59 Singing, diddle-dee, doddle-do,
00:44:02 And as far as I can reckon
00:44:07 Singing, zippy-zee, yappy-yo,
00:44:10 What are you singing, Petey?
00:44:14 Just... just making up one
00:44:17 That's just weak song-writing!
00:44:19 You wrote a bad song, Petey!
00:44:41 We took everything.
00:44:43 They took everything?
00:44:45 Let me call you back, Petey.
00:44:50 - Well, they'd be anywhere by now.
00:44:52 Well, in a sense,
00:44:54 We should have stayed out of it.
00:45:28 I've got an idea.
00:45:39 I'm still not getting a signal.
00:45:41 I don't have any signal,
00:45:44 Crisp up those ducks.
00:45:46 Slow them down just a little bit,
00:45:48 Where are the apples? Stiil out?
00:45:49 Well, slice them up.
00:45:51 I can imagine how painful, even just
00:45:55 Well, you know,
00:45:57 Oh, but Foxy, how humiliating!
00:46:01 Can we drop it?
00:46:06 Yeah, it's really good.
00:46:08 Hey, they say you're a natural.
00:46:11 - I just...
00:46:13 - True, I guess
00:46:15 Get out of here, Agnes. I need to
00:46:17 - Just a minute. She doesn't...
00:46:21 Listen to me, I just had
00:46:24 ...fantastic I've got to do.
00:46:27 - I'm not interested.
00:46:28 No, thanks.
00:46:29 I think foxes from your side of the family
00:46:32 Only because they got the guts
00:46:35 ...and so do we.
00:46:36 - Was I a bit rude to Agnes?
00:46:39 I'd probably say something I shoudn't.
00:46:43 - What's the brainstorm?
00:46:46 We're gonna steal back my dad's tail.
00:47:00 Okay, chief.
00:47:15 Well, it took a near catastrophe
00:47:18 ...take me up on my offer to have you
00:47:21 - but I guess we have...
00:47:22 Maybe my invitation got lost
00:47:24 Does anybody know what this
00:47:27 Hey, hold on.
00:47:28 But Clive's right.
00:47:30 Excuse me, B.
00:47:31 I guess we do have these
00:47:36 ...reminding us to be thankful
00:47:39 I'm gonna say it again.
00:47:55 I don't feel safe.
00:47:59 You should probably
00:48:01 Personally, I don't have one,
00:48:07 - We look good.
00:48:09 Now where would you keep
00:48:11 if you collected them,
00:48:13 I'd probably hang it over
00:48:15 Right. Good. In fact...
00:48:21 Ever tasted one of Mrs. Bean's famous
00:48:25 Well, I didn't do.
00:48:34 They are still warm.
00:48:40 - We got it wrong.
00:48:42 It's not over the mantelpiece...
00:48:45 The necktie.
00:49:13 - Let's go. What?
00:49:15 - She's there!
00:49:24 Look at each other.
00:49:27 Now I've already had too much to drink,
00:49:30 but I'm gonna say something, anyway,
00:49:32 ...but I think is probably true.
00:49:35 We beat them.
00:49:37 We beat those farmers,
00:49:39 ...their roasted chicken,
00:49:41 ...their succulent turkey,
00:49:46 - Where did the boys go?
00:49:48 - Ash? Kristofferson?
00:49:52 Oh, my God! That was crazy!
00:49:54 Come on, let's go out of here!
00:49:55 Where are we? Where are we?
00:50:01 Kristofferson?
00:50:02 What am I hearing again, baby?
00:50:05 Am I still paranoid?
00:50:10 Cider?
00:50:34 What just happened?
00:50:35 Something with cider.
00:50:36 - Is anyone hurt?
00:50:38 My entire flint-mine just got demolished.
00:50:41 Apple juice.
00:50:43 Let's do a head-count!
00:50:45 Where did the boys go?
00:50:46 - Ash?
00:50:48 Kristofferson? Ash!?
00:50:49 I'm here!
00:50:51 Ash! Who's your buddy?
00:50:52 - Kristofferson.
00:50:54 - I don't know.
00:50:55 - I lost him!
00:50:56 - I, uh, I was in the kitchen...
00:50:59 - We were trying to find the necktie.
00:51:02 - It's my fault.
00:51:04 Where did you that
00:51:06 And why are you wearing that
00:51:09 We went to steal back your tail.
00:51:14 - Kristofferson! Kristofferson!
00:51:23 Wrap this wet, little mutt
00:51:25 ...and put him in a box with
00:51:29 There's only one way out of this sewer,
00:51:32 ...and there's a station wagon
00:51:34 Which means we're permanently
00:51:37 You still think we beat them, Foxy?
00:51:58 Badger's right.
00:52:00 These farmers aren't gonna quit
00:52:03 I shouldn't have lied to your face.
00:52:04 I shouldn't have fallen off
00:52:05 ...and started secretly
00:52:08 I shouldn't have pushed these farmers
00:52:11 ...and cuss with their heads.
00:52:13 I enjoyed it,
00:52:15 And now there’s only one way out.
00:52:17 Maybe if I hand myself over
00:52:19 ...stuff me, and hang me
00:52:21 You'll do no such thing.
00:52:23 Darling, maybe they'll let
00:52:27 Oh, why did you have to get us
00:52:32 I don't know,
00:52:36 I think I have this thing where I
00:52:38 I'm the greatest...
00:52:41 And if they aren't completely
00:52:44 ...and kind of intimidated
00:52:46 I don't feel good about myself.
00:52:48 Foxes traditionally like to
00:52:51 ...and outsmart predators.
00:52:56 I think, at the end of the day,
00:52:57 I know.
00:52:59 We're wild animals.
00:53:02 I guess we always were.
00:53:05 I promise you,
00:53:07 I'd have never let you down.
00:53:09 It was always more fun
00:53:13 - I love you, Felicity.
00:53:19 But I shouldn't have married you.
00:53:31 Did I ever tell you about the time
00:53:33 - In the fox-trap.
00:53:35 - We were at gunpoint, and your mother...
00:53:37 Let me tell it, okay?
00:53:39 I had no idea how we were gonna
00:53:42 ...then it hit me: what do foxes do better
00:53:45 - Dig.
00:53:46 Right, keep telling it.
00:53:47 So we dug. And the whole time
00:53:50 ...scooping dirt and pebbles with
00:53:53 I kept wondering:
00:53:56 - Or girl.
00:53:57 Because at that point we didn't know.
00:54:00 Ash, I'm so glad he was you.
00:54:05 It's not your fault...
00:54:30 Goodbye.
00:54:35 Well, I guess we should, uh...
00:54:38 ...probably split into a
00:54:41 ...and start doing something, right?
00:54:50 Can I have a glass of water?
00:54:55 Excuse me!
00:54:59 Kristofferson?
00:55:01 Can you hear us?
00:55:04 Kristofferson?
00:55:05 They got the boy.
00:55:12 They want to trade the son
00:55:20 Why'd they write this in letters
00:55:22 To protect their identities.
00:55:24 Oh, right, but then
00:55:27 Plus, we already knew who they were
00:55:30 Mr. Fox, we have your son.
00:55:32 If you ever want to see him
00:55:34 You took the wrong fox.
00:55:39 I'm his son.
00:55:42 I can see the resemblance.
00:55:46 What's that?
00:56:07 Come on, man!
00:56:16 Look at you, girl!
00:56:18 You're still as fine looking
00:56:22 Am I being flirted with
00:56:36 Excuse me, may I cut-in?
00:57:12 The boy is locked in an apple crate
00:57:16 ...in the attic of Bean Annex.
00:57:21 Would you have told me
00:57:24 Never.
00:57:27 All these wasted years.
00:57:29 What were you looking for, Rat?
00:57:32 He's trying to say something, Dad.
00:57:36 Cider.
00:57:42 Here you are, Rat.
00:57:44 A beaker of Bean's finest secret cider.
00:57:52 Like melted gold.
00:58:04 He redeemed himself.
00:58:06 Redemption? Sure.
00:58:08 But, in the end he's just
00:58:11 ...in a garbage pail behind
00:58:28 He might been...
00:58:31 Yes, he did.
00:58:34 My suicide mission's been canceled.
00:58:35 We're replacing it with a
00:58:39 In a way, I'm almost glad
00:58:42 ...because I don't like
00:58:44 I'm gonna start over.
00:58:50 When I look down this table
00:58:53 I see, two terrific lawyers,
00:58:57 ...a wonderful chef,
00:58:59 ...an excellent tailor, a crack
00:59:02 ...a pretty good minnow fisherman,
00:59:04 ...the best landscape painter
00:59:07 Maybe a few of you might even read
00:59:10 Who knows?
00:59:13 I also see a room full of wild animals.
00:59:17 Wild animals with true natures
00:59:21 Wild animals with
00:59:23 ...that means something
00:59:25 Wild animals each with his own strengths
00:59:31 Anyway, I think it may very well be
00:59:35 that just might give us the tiniest glimmer
00:59:39 and letting me make it up to you for getting
00:59:43 I don't know. It's just a thought.
00:59:46 Cheers, everyone.
00:59:51 Let's eat!
00:59:55 What? I was just playing
00:59:59 Will you join me?
01:00:02 I will.
01:00:05 Go ahead.
01:00:07 Thank you.
01:00:09 Alright! Let's start planning!
01:00:11 Great! Linda! Lutra Lutra!
01:00:14 Here we go.
01:00:15 Mole! Talpa Europea!
01:00:17 - I can see in the dark?
01:00:19 - Linda?
01:00:20 - Rabbit! Oryctolagus Cuniculus!
01:00:23 - You bet you're! Linda?
01:00:24 - Beaver! Castor Fiber!
01:00:26 - Amazing! Linda?
01:00:28 - Badger! Meles Meles!
01:00:30 What? Since when?
01:00:31 - Explosions, flames, burning things!
01:00:34 - Okay! Linda?
01:00:36 - Weasel! Mustela Nivalis!
01:00:39 Alright!
01:00:41 Alright, Ash, you get these
01:00:43 ...and put together some kind of a K.P. unit
01:00:46 It's good for morale.
01:00:47 Done! What's K.P?
01:00:49 I think it means janitors.
01:00:53 Hey! Hey!
01:00:56 I wanna go with you, too.
01:00:59 Good. Fabulous!
01:01:05 I didn't get a job yet or a Latin name.
01:01:09 Listen, you're Kylie.
01:01:12 Your job is really just to...
01:01:15 I don't know your Latin name.
01:01:16 I doubt they even had opossums
01:01:28 It's stupendous.
01:01:30 - Right here.
01:01:34 Dear Farmers Boggis, Bunce, and Bean,
01:01:36 I have no alternative
01:01:38 Move the station wagon...
01:01:39 ...and open the manhole cover
01:01:42 ...next to the cobbler's shop and
01:01:45 I will hand myself over to you
01:01:48 Cordially, Mr. Fox.
01:01:51 Why'd he write this in letters
01:01:54 I don't know,
01:01:56 I don't trust this guy.
01:01:59 Synchronize your clocks.
01:02:04 Here, put these bandit hats on.
01:03:01 Did you bring the boy?
01:03:03 Of course, we did!
01:03:08 Excuse me! Excuse me?
01:03:11 Come on! That doesn't sound
01:03:13 It's amateur night in Dixie!
01:03:23 What the cuss is he burning?
01:03:27 Boggis, Bunce, and Bean.
01:03:30 One fat, one short, one lean.
01:03:39 Is that all you've got, Mr. Fox?
01:03:43 Boggis, Bunce, and Bean.
01:03:44 One fat, one short, one lean.
01:03:46 These horrible crooks,
01:03:48 ...were nonetheless equally mean.
01:03:51 It's unclear, whether the...
01:03:54 These horrible crooks,
01:03:56 ...were nonetheless equally mean.
01:03:58 Boggis, Bunce, and Bean.
01:04:00 One fat, one short, one lean.
01:04:02 These horrible crooks,
01:04:04 ...were nonetheless equally mean.
01:04:06 Boggis, Bunce, and Bean.
01:04:07 One fat, one short, one lean.
01:04:11 Twenty-eight pinecones fired!
01:04:17 ...phase! Go!
01:04:35 Da... Dad's on fire.
01:04:40 - Foxy, you're on.
01:04:44 I'm gonna find him,
01:04:46 I know, you will.
01:04:48 Contact!
01:05:04 Are you scared of wolves?
01:05:06 Scared, no!
01:05:08 Well, I have a thing about thunder!
01:05:10 - Why? That's stupid!
01:05:14 Where did you come from again?
01:05:16 I feel like I'm losing my mind!
01:05:21 I've got a fox on a motorcycle
01:05:24 ...what looks like to be an opossum
01:05:28 Does that sound like
01:05:31 Red, it's Franklin Bean!
01:05:32 Turn around,
01:05:34 ...and pick us up on the A.S.A.P!
01:06:08 Kylie, you got a credit card?
01:06:10 See, this is what
01:06:11 ...how good you are
01:06:13 A Titanium Card?
01:06:14 How the cuss did you qualify for this?
01:06:17 I pay my bills on time.
01:06:27 - Come on.
01:06:30 What's this thing you do?
01:06:33 What do you mean?
01:07:07 Give me a blueberry.
01:07:09 - What?
01:07:11 - You didn't say...
01:07:13 I did say it!
01:07:16 Yeah, it's written...
01:07:22 What's that white stuff
01:07:24 I think he eats soap.
01:07:30 That's not soap.
01:07:31 - Well, then why does he have that bubbly...
01:07:35 I've heard about this beagle.
01:07:39 You two go ahead
01:07:49 Who? Huh! What!?
01:08:01 I can fit through there.
01:08:05 You wanna know why?
01:08:06 Why?
01:08:08 Because I'm little.
01:08:10 Give me that shoelace.
01:08:22 It's me.
01:08:26 - I've got mixed feelings about that.
01:08:33 Can you give me a karate lesson
01:08:37 Okay. Stand like this.
01:08:40 Position yourself on the balls of your feet.
01:08:43 You weigh less than a slice of bread.
01:08:47 I feel like there's a tenderness
01:08:50 Yes, I'm right.
01:08:52 Let's review the principle of
01:08:55 ...jumping, flipping, landing.
01:08:57 You're a good boy.
01:09:00 ...terribly sweet.
01:09:02 Is your name Spitz?
01:09:06 Now for a rudimentary version
01:09:08 First, you need to get a running start,
01:09:11 ...then, as you arrive at the
01:09:13 ...lean and thrust
01:09:15 ...paw remains open and straight,
01:09:17 Remember, it's the pull back
01:09:19 The pull back generates
01:09:22 Got it.
01:09:25 Yeah, I'm just gonna chop
01:09:37 He's gonna do it!
01:09:42 Why, you're just as sweet as...
01:09:46 I thought he said: never look
01:10:00 Did... Did you chop it?
01:10:02 Oh, no! No! No!
01:10:17 Kristofferson?
01:10:21 I'm okay.
01:10:23 I'm okay.
01:10:25 - I'm sorry.
01:10:28 You were just trying to
01:10:30 No, I mean, I’m sorry about...
01:10:34 Oh, you mean from before.
01:10:35 The apology you owed me
01:10:38 Right. I'm grumpy.
01:10:40 I spit. I wake up
01:10:42 I'm just...
01:10:44 ...different, apparently.
01:10:46 But... it won't happen again.
01:10:50 Kristofferson, I'm sorry.
01:10:54 That's alright, too.
01:10:57 Throw me the shoelace, please.
01:11:10 Are you okay?
01:11:44 He's wearing it.
01:11:49 Your tractors uprooted my tree.
01:11:54 Your gunmen kidnapped my nephew.
01:11:59 ...and you shot off my tail.
01:12:02 I'm not leaving here
01:12:06 Kill him!
01:12:16 Actually, we should just go.
01:12:18 Where did I park?
01:12:19 I weigh less than a slice of bread.
01:12:22 - What?
01:12:24 Ash!?
01:12:33 Dodge the grabbers,
01:12:35 ...jump the twig basket and...
01:12:37 ...knock the cedar-stick
01:12:58 Hot box!
01:12:59 Boggis, Bunce, and Bean.
01:13:00 One fat, one short, one lean.
01:13:02 These horrible crooks,
01:13:04 ...were nonetheless equally mean.
01:13:06 Boggis, Bunce, and Bean.
01:13:07 One fat, one short, one lean.
01:13:09 These horrible crooks,
01:13:11 ...were nonetheless equally mean.
01:13:22 Boggis, Bunce, and Bean.
01:13:23 One fat, one short, one lean.
01:13:25 These horrible crooks,
01:13:26 ...were nonetheless equally mean.
01:13:28 Ash, that was pure,
01:13:32 You're an athlete.
01:13:34 Here, put this bandit hat on.
01:13:40 Goggles!
01:13:42 Boggis, Bunce, and Bean.
01:13:43 One fat, one short, one lean.
01:13:45 These horrible crooks,
01:13:47 ...were nonetheless equally mean.
01:13:48 Boggis, Bunce, and Bean.
01:13:50 One fat, one short, one lean.
01:13:51 Are you gonna...?
01:13:54 Holy swearing cuss!
01:14:09 Petey! Bring us a ladder, please.
01:14:12 Stand by!
01:14:14 I just intercepted a high frequency
01:14:16 And I think they're on their way home!
01:14:27 Don't turn around.
01:14:39 Where did he come from?
01:14:42 Where did you come from?
01:14:45 What are you doing here?
01:14:49 Canis lupus!
01:14:51 Vulpes Vulpes!
01:14:55 I don't think he speaks
01:14:58 Pensez-vous que I'hiver sera rude?
01:15:01 I'm asking if he thinks
01:15:08 He doesn't seem to know.
01:15:12 I have a phobia of wolves!
01:15:30 What a beautiful creature.
01:15:33 Wish him luck, boys.
01:15:34 - Good luck.
01:15:59 These three, in this reporter's opinion,
01:16:02 ...remain convinced the fox in question
01:16:06 Why?
01:16:06 Because foxes aren't meant
01:16:08 - They're refugees.
01:16:11 Trash!
01:16:12 And not much of it.
01:16:15 Thank you, farmers.
01:16:17 For Action Twelve,
01:16:22 What are we looking at?
01:16:25 - Oh, is it serious?
01:16:27 - Lose the tonsils?
01:16:29 - I'm hungry.
01:16:35 I like walking.
01:16:52 My darlings?
01:16:55 - Where are we going?
01:16:57 We were in the middle
01:16:59 Watch your step.
01:17:00 Let's see, now.
01:17:02 - Oh, no, Foxy. It's filthy.
01:17:05 - This better be worth it.
01:17:08 ...a little sliver of light.
01:17:11 - Is it a door?
01:17:14 Do you smell something?
01:17:17 I'm gonna crack open
01:17:19 ...and see if something's
01:17:21 I highly doubt it, though.
01:17:24 - You know, wouldn't it be surprising if
01:17:34 Hey, look! There's a whole,
01:17:36 ...gigantic supermarket up here!
01:17:38 And they close early on weekends.
01:17:45 You really are kind of
01:17:49 I try.
01:17:51 Get enough to share with everybody,
01:17:52 ...the Rabbits are vegetarians, and
01:17:58 I guess now that Kristofferson's dad's
01:18:01 ...and getting better, he'll be
01:18:04 Actually, when he spoke to me
01:18:06 ...he was already talking to Weasel
01:18:08 ...down in our sewer system.
01:18:10 Oh, really?
01:18:20 Okay, I get it.
01:18:26 I'm pregnant again.
01:18:29 Wow!
01:18:32 I think we're both glowing.
01:18:37 Do another toast, Dad.
01:18:40 Okay. Let's see.
01:18:44 Yeah. Right.
01:18:50 They say all foxes are
01:18:54 But it's cool to the paw.
01:18:55 Try it.
01:18:59 They say my tail needs to be
01:19:02 ...but now it’s fully detachable.
01:19:06 They say our tree
01:19:09 But, one day, something will.
01:19:12 Yes, these crackles are made out of
01:19:15 ...and these Giblets come
01:19:17 And even these apples look fake...
01:19:19 ...but at least they've got
01:19:23 I guess my point is...
01:19:25 we'll eat tonight,
01:19:27 ...and even in this
01:19:31 ...you are without a doubt,
01:19:34 ...most wonderful wild animals
01:19:37 ...in my life.
01:19:40 So let's raise our boxes.
01:19:44 To our...
01:19:46 ...survival!
01:19:54 How was that?
01:19:57 That was a good toast.
01:20:14 ¶ Well there she goes
01:20:18 ¶ Dancing with him like
01:20:21 ¶ Well let her dance with him,
01:20:31 ¶ Well who would've known
01:20:35 ¶ She danced with me the very same way ¶
01:20:38 ¶ Well let her dance with him,
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