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00:03:28 I'm Jerry Lundegaard.
00:03:31 - You're Jerry Lundegaard?
00:03:33 - Shep Proudfoot said...
00:03:38 Shep said 8.30.
00:03:39 We've been here an hour.
00:03:42 Aw. I'm sure sorry. Shep told me 8.30.
00:03:48 - You got the car?
00:03:51 - Brand-new, burnt-umber Ciera.
00:03:56 I'm Carl Showalter.
00:03:59 Yah. How ya doin'?
00:04:00 - So, we all set on this thing, then?
00:04:05 Yeah, no, I'm sure you are. Shep vouched
00:04:15 I guess that's it, then. Here are the keys.
00:04:18 No, that's not it, Jerry.
00:04:19 - Huh?
00:04:23 Yah, but the deal was the car first, then
00:04:29 - I thought Shep told you.
00:04:31 - Well, OK. It's...
00:04:35 - Yah, that was a mix-up.
00:04:37 Yah. But it's not
00:04:41 See, I give you a brand-new vehicle
00:04:45 - I'm not gonna debate you, Jerry.
00:04:48 I'm not gonna sit here and debate.
00:04:50 I will say this, though. What Shep told us
00:04:54 Oh, no, it's real sound. It's all worked out.
00:04:57 - You want your own wife kidnapped?
00:05:02 You...
00:05:04 My point is, you pay the ransom,
00:05:08 I mean, you give us half the ransom -
00:05:12 It's like robbin' Peter to pay Paul.
00:05:14 OK. See, it's not me paying the ransom.
00:05:18 The thing is, my wife, she's wealthy.
00:05:22 - Now, I'm in trouble.
00:05:25 Well, that's... I'm not gonna get into...
00:05:30 - Now, her dad, he's real well-off.
00:05:34 - Or your fucking wife.
00:05:37 Well...
00:05:38 It's all part of this...
00:05:42 They don't know I need it, see.
00:05:45 And even if they did, I wouldn't get it.
00:05:49 - These are personal matters.
00:05:51 Yah. Personal matters that needn't...
00:05:54 OK, Jerry. You're tasking us
00:06:00 You won't...
00:06:03 Oh, fuck it. Let's take a look at that Ciera.
00:06:09 Minneapolis, Minnesota
00:06:13 - Hon!
00:06:18 - How was Fargo?
00:06:21 Dad's here.
00:06:28 - How ya doin', Wade?
00:06:30 - What you watchin' there?
00:06:32 Who they playin'?
00:06:41 - Is he stayin' for supper, then?
00:06:45 - What?
00:06:47 Yeah.
00:06:55 - May I be excused?
00:06:57 - You done there?
00:06:59 - Where are you going?
00:07:02 - Back at 9.30.
00:07:05 He just ate. He didn't finish. He's going
00:07:09 - He sees his friends there. It's OK.
00:07:13 What do you think they do there?
00:07:16 It's OK, Dad.
00:07:24 Wade, have you had a chance to think
00:07:28 - Those 40 acres there on Wayzata?
00:07:31 Yah. You said you'd think about it.
00:07:35 It's a heck of a lot.
00:07:38 - A lot. It's a limited...
00:07:40 - I mean a parking lot.
00:07:45 - Yeah, well, it's a chunk, but...
00:07:50 - Yah, but the difference...
00:07:56 Stan'll say no dice.
00:07:58 I'm askin' you here, Wade.
00:08:01 This could work out real good
00:08:05 Jean and Scotty never have to worry.
00:08:21 Where is Pancake's House?
00:08:24 - What?
00:08:29 You nuts? We had pancakes for breakfast.
00:08:31 I gotta go to a place where
00:08:35 Not more fucking pancakes. Come on.
00:08:42 Oh, come on, man.
00:08:45 OK, here's an idea.
00:08:47 We can stop outside of Brainerd.
00:08:51 - I'm fuckin' hungry now.
00:08:53 I'm saying we can stop, get pancakes
00:09:11 We sat right here in this room
00:09:14 - Yah, but that TruCoat...
00:09:18 Yah, but I'm saying, that TruCoat, you
00:09:23 You're sitting there talking in circles
00:09:27 - Yeah, but this TruCoat...
00:09:31 Darned if you didn't tell me you'd get me
00:09:36 - All right, I'm not saying I didn't.
00:09:40 "Ready to make delivery" you says.
00:09:42 And here you are and you're
00:09:46 And I'm paying $19,500
00:09:50 All right.
00:09:52 I'll talk to my boss.
00:09:57 See, they install that TruCoat
00:10:01 But I'll talk to my boss.
00:10:03 These guys here. These guys.
00:10:07 It's always the same. It's always more.
00:10:13 - You going to the Gophers on Sunday?
00:10:16 You wouldn't have an extra ticket?
00:10:20 You kiddin'?
00:10:23 Well.
00:10:27 He's never done this before, but seein' as
00:10:31 he says I can knock $100 off that TruCoat.
00:10:36 One hundred?
00:10:38 You lied to me, Mr Lundegaard.
00:10:42 Bucky, please.
00:10:43 A fucking liar.
00:10:46 Bucky, please.
00:10:48 Where's my goddamn chequebook?
00:10:53 Where is it?
00:11:28 From Hollywood,
00:11:33 I am talking about your potential.
00:11:37 You're not a C student.
00:11:40 Yeah.
00:11:41 Yet you're gettin' C grades.
00:11:44 It's that disparity there
00:11:48 - You know what a disparity is?
00:11:50 OK. Well, that's why we
00:11:55 Oh, man! Come on. What's the big deal?
00:11:59 Hold on.
00:12:00 - What's the big deal?
00:12:03 - Yeah, hi, hon.
00:12:05 - Is Jerry around?
00:12:08 - I'll catch him for ya. Hon? It's Dad.
00:12:12 - Look, Dad, there's no fucking way...
00:12:14 Hey, let's watch that language there.
00:12:17 - How ya doin' there, Wade?
00:12:19 Nothin', Wade. How ya doin' there?
00:12:22 Stan Grossman looked at your proposal.
00:12:25 - No kiddin'?
00:12:28 No kiddin'? I'd need the cash pretty quick
00:12:33 Come by at 2.30. We'll talk about it. If your
00:12:38 - Stan, you know, Grossman.
00:12:40 - 2.30.
00:12:56 Say, Shep, how ya doin' there?
00:12:58 Say, you know those two fellas you
00:13:01 - Put you in touch with Grimsrud.
00:13:05 - I don't vouch for him.
00:13:07 - I vouch for Grimsrud. Who's his buddy?
00:13:11 Never heard of him. Don't vouch for him.
00:13:13 He's a buddy of the guy you vouch for,
00:13:17 I gotta get in touch with him.
00:13:19 This deal I needed 'em for, I may not need
00:13:24 - Call him up.
00:13:28 So I thought maybe you'd know
00:13:31 - Nope.
00:13:33 Well, real good, then.
00:13:55 Can you crack
00:13:59 You know, it's proven second-hand smoke
00:14:07 Look at that - Twin Cities.
00:14:10 The tallest skyscraper in the Midwest,
00:14:15 or John Hancock Building, whatever.
00:14:18 Have you ever been to Minneapolis?
00:14:20 Nope.
00:14:24 Would it kill you to say something?
00:14:27 - I did.
00:14:29 That's the first thing you've said
00:14:33 That's a fountain
00:14:39 I mean, whoa, daddy. Stand back, man.
00:14:43 Shit.
00:14:44 I'm sittin' here drivin' - I'm doin' all the
00:14:49 just tryin' to chat, you know, keep our
00:14:55 and you can't say one fuckin' thing
00:15:01 Oh, fuck it. I don't have to talk either, man.
00:15:03 See how you like it.
00:15:09 Just total fuckin' silence.
00:15:13 We'll just see how you like it.
00:15:18 Total silence.
00:15:22 Mr Lundegaard, this is Reilly Diefenbach
00:15:26 - Real good. How you doin'?
00:15:30 Yah, it's pretty darn busy here,
00:15:33 That's for sure. Now, I just need, on these
00:15:38 I can't read the serial numbers.
00:15:40 Yah, but it's OK. The loans are in place.
00:15:45 - $320,000. You got the money last month.
00:15:49 Yes, but the vehicles you're borrowing on,
00:15:55 - But the deal's done. I got the money.
00:15:59 I just have to know that these vehicles
00:16:03 - Yah, well, they exist all right.
00:16:07 But I can't read the serial numbers,
00:16:10 Yah, but, see... I don't have 'em in front
00:16:16 Fax is no good. That's what I have,
00:16:20 Yah, OK. I'll have my girl
00:16:23 OK. Because if I can't correlate this note
00:16:28 - Yah. How much money was that?
00:16:31 I gotta correlate that money
00:16:34 - OK. No problem. I'll fax that over...
00:16:37 - I mean send it. I'll shoot it over to you.
00:16:40 OK. Real good, then.
00:16:48 - We're with Katie Carlson.
00:16:50 Now, we just want to remind
00:16:53 that this March, for the second year in
00:16:57 will be leading
00:17:00 It's a terrific time. I know you've heard
00:17:05 And that's the truth.
00:17:08 OK, for those who've just joined us,
00:17:11 how to make Holidazzle eggs at home.
00:17:14 - Now, Katie, I gotta admit.
00:17:16 I was a little bit surprised when I first
00:17:21 - That's right, Dale.
00:17:24 - Yeah.
00:17:27 You don't have an empty chicken
00:17:30 No, no. I guarantee this was
00:17:48 - Unguent.
00:17:50 I need unguent.
00:18:30 - Am I doin' it?
00:18:37 Shit.
00:19:30 - How're you, Stan? How ya doin', Wade?
00:19:34 If the numbers are right,
00:19:37 - Oh, those numbers are right, all right.
00:19:40 - Congratulations, Jer.
00:19:44 What kind of finder's fee
00:19:49 The financials are pretty thorough, so
00:19:54 My fee? Wade, what the heck
00:19:58 - Stan and I are OK.
00:20:00 - We're good to load in.
00:20:03 But we never talked about your fee
00:20:06 No, Wade, I was bringing you this deal
00:20:10 It's my deal here, see.
00:20:14 We thought you were
00:20:16 - Yah. Right.
00:20:21 You're saying we put in all the money
00:20:26 No, no, see, but I'd pay you back
00:20:30 - Heck, I'd go one over prime.
00:20:34 If I wanted bank interest on $750,000, I'd
00:20:39 - He's at Norstar.
00:20:41 No, no. But, see,
00:20:45 I need...
00:20:47 Finder's fee's, what, 10%? Heck, that's not
00:20:52 - We're not gonna give you $750,000.
00:20:57 If I'm only getting bank interest,
00:21:00 - I don't see nothing like that here.
00:21:06 OK. I'd guarantee you your money back.
00:21:09 I'm not talking about
00:21:12 - Jeez, what the heck are you...
00:21:16 Well, look, I don't wanna cut you out
00:21:20 I assume if you're not interested,
00:21:25 Independently.
00:22:25 Dammit! Dammit!
00:22:56 Hon?
00:22:59 Got the groceries.
00:23:36 Yah, Wade, it's Jerry.
00:23:39 I...
00:23:42 Wade, it's Jerry.
00:23:45 I don't know what to do. It's my wife.
00:23:48 I don't know what to do. It's Jean.
00:23:52 Yeah, Wade, it's Jerry. I...
00:23:57 Wade, it's Jerry. I... We gotta talk.
00:24:11 Yes?
00:24:13 Yeah. Wade Gustafson, please.
00:24:49 Shut the fuck up, or I'll throw you
00:24:54 Jeez, that's more than
00:25:04 Ah, shit.
00:25:09 Oh, the tags.
00:25:15 All right, it's just the tags.
00:25:22 Don't worry. I'll take care of this.
00:25:47 Keep it still back there, lady, or else
00:26:00 Hey, I'll take care of this.
00:26:24 How can I help you, Officer?
00:26:36 - This a new car, then, sir?
00:26:41 You're required to display temporary tags,
00:26:44 either in the plate area
00:26:47 - Certainly.
00:26:50 Certainly.
00:26:54 Yeah, I was gonna tape up the tag,
00:26:58 but it must've...
00:27:01 It must've slipped my mind.
00:27:05 So maybe the best thing to do would be
00:27:10 - What's this, sir?
00:27:15 Yeah, I wanna be in compliance.
00:27:19 I was just thinking we could
00:27:29 Put that back in your pocket, please.
00:27:32 And step out of the car, please, sir.
00:27:58 Shut the fuck up!
00:28:16 Whoa.
00:28:19 Whoa, daddy.
00:28:23 You'll take care of it.
00:28:29 You are smooth smooth, you know.
00:28:33 Oh, daddy.
00:28:36 Just clear him off the road.
00:28:39 Yeah.
00:32:22 Oh, jeez.
00:32:29 Hi, it's Marge.
00:32:33 Oh, my. Where?
00:32:35 Yah.
00:32:37 Aw, jeez.
00:32:41 OK, there in a jiff.
00:32:43 Real good, then.
00:32:50 OK.
00:32:53 You can sleep. It's early yet.
00:32:55 - Gotta go?
00:32:59 I'll fix you some eggs.
00:33:01 That's OK, hon. I gotta run.
00:33:03 You gotta eat a breakfast, Marge.
00:33:07 I'll fix you some eggs.
00:33:10 Oh, hon, you can sleep.
00:33:12 You gotta eat a breakfast.
00:33:18 I'll fix you some eggs.
00:33:20 Ah, Norm.
00:33:28 Thanks, hon. Time to shove off.
00:33:31 - Love you, Margie.
00:34:05 - Hon.
00:34:07 Prowler needs a jump.
00:34:28 Hiya, Lou.
00:34:30 Whoo! What ya got there?
00:34:33 Margie, thought you might
00:34:35 Thanks a bunch.
00:34:37 What's the deal?
00:34:40 Yah. Looks pretty bad.
00:34:43 - Where is everybody?
00:34:46 It's cold, Margie.
00:34:49 Watch your step, Margie.
00:35:01 Aw, jeez. So...
00:35:03 Aw, jeez.
00:35:05 Here's the second one!
00:35:08 It's in the head and the hand there.
00:35:12 - I guess that's a defensive wound.
00:35:16 Where's the state trooper?
00:35:18 Back there a good piece,
00:35:22 OK.
00:35:24 So we got a trooper pulls someone over,
00:35:30 there's a high-speed pursuit, ends here,
00:35:34 Yah.
00:35:37 I'd be very surprised
00:35:40 Yah.
00:35:42 And I'll tell you what. From his footprint,
00:35:50 You see something down there, Chief?
00:35:53 No, I just think I'm gonna barf.
00:35:56 Jeez.
00:35:58 - You OK, Margie?
00:36:03 It's just morning sickness.
00:36:08 - Well, that passed.
00:36:10 Yah. Now I'm hungry again.
00:36:13 You had breakfast yet, Margie?
00:36:15 Oh, yah.
00:36:16 - Norm made some eggs.
00:36:20 Well...
00:36:22 What now, do you think?
00:36:24 Let's go take a look at that trooper.
00:36:29 - There's different footprints here, Lou.
00:36:32 - Yah. This guy's smaller than his buddy.
00:36:36 - For Pete's sake.
00:36:39 Well, he's got his gun on his hip there,
00:36:45 - It's a real shame.
00:36:51 - Didn't monkey with his car there, did ya?
00:36:54 Somebody shut his lights. Guess the little
00:36:58 - Yah. Would've been cold out here.
00:37:01 - Ya think, is Dave open yet?
00:37:05 You think he's mixed up in this?
00:37:06 Oh, no. I just wanna get Norm
00:37:12 - Did you look in his citation book?
00:37:15 Last vehicle he wrote in was a tan Ciera at
00:37:21 I figure they shot him before
00:37:26 So I got the state looking for a Ciera
00:37:30 They don't got no match yet.
00:37:32 I'm not sure that I agree with you 100%% %
00:37:36 - Yah?
00:37:38 I think that vehicle there
00:37:48 Jeez.
00:37:51 Lou, d'you hear the one about the guy
00:37:55 so he went and
00:37:59 Yah, that's a good one.
00:38:08 Look, all's I know is you got
00:38:12 No. They said no cops. They said
00:38:17 Of course they'll say that.
00:38:21 If I give 'em a million,
00:38:25 - Well, they...
00:38:27 - They got my daughter.
00:38:30 You give 'em what they want,
00:38:33 You gotta listen to me on this one, Wade.
00:38:36 Heck, you don't know.
00:38:40 The cops can advise us on this.
00:38:43 No. No cops!
00:38:46 That's final. This is my deal here, Wade.
00:38:48 - Yeah...
00:38:51 I gotta tell you, Wade,
00:38:54 - Well...
00:38:57 We're not holding any cards.
00:39:01 - You're darned tootin'.
00:39:03 - I'm tellin' ya.
00:39:08 Stan, I'm thinking
00:39:10 Now, come on here!
00:39:14 - We're not horse-tradin' here, Wade.
00:39:16 - We gotta just bite the bullet on this thing.
00:39:21 So what's the next step here, Jerry?
00:39:24 They're gonna call me with instructions
00:39:28 Dammit!
00:39:32 - How was everything today?
00:39:37 How you doin'?
00:39:39 OK. Now, we'll get the money together.
00:39:44 Now, do you want anyone at home
00:39:48 No, I... They were just supposed to be
00:39:52 You know, they said no one listening in.
00:39:56 Maybe it's all bull, but, like you said,
00:40:02 Now, is Scotty gonna be all right?
00:40:06 Yah. Jeez, Scotty.
00:40:08 Yah. I'll go talk to him.
00:40:25 How ya doin' there, Scotty?
00:40:28 Dad.
00:40:30 What are they doin'?
00:40:32 - What do you think they're doin' to Mom?
00:40:36 They're not gonna wanna hurt her any.
00:40:41 - What if something goes wrong, Dad?
00:40:46 Granddad and I, we're making sure
00:40:51 - I really think we should call the cops.
00:40:55 No one can know about this thing.
00:40:59 - Stan Grossman'll tell ya the same thing.
00:41:02 We're gonna get Mom back for ya,
00:41:08 That's the deal here.
00:41:14 So if Lorraine calls, or Sylvia,
00:41:17 you just say Mom's down in Florida
00:41:24 That's the best we can do here.
00:42:08 No!
00:42:27 Whoops!
00:42:50 Thanks, Myra.
00:42:54 - Mornin'.
00:42:56 Oh, Janie, two more
00:43:00 - Hiya, hon.
00:43:04 - What are those, night crawlers?
00:43:07 - Aw, thanks, hon.
00:43:10 Oh, yah, looks pretty good.
00:43:13 What have we got here? Arby's?
00:43:15 - How's the paintin' goin'?
00:43:19 - The Hautmans are entering a painting.
00:43:24 - They're real good.
00:43:29 You think so?
00:43:32 Hey, you got Arby's all over me.
00:43:37 - Hey, Norm. How's the paintin' goin'?
00:43:40 - How we doin' on that vehicle?
00:43:44 But the night before,
00:43:48 registering a Ciera
00:43:51 - Jeez, that's a good lead.
00:43:53 - That's that truckers' joint on l-35?
00:43:56 Owner was on the desk then.
00:44:00 - Oh, yah?
00:44:06 - We both did. She went to college, too.
00:44:10 - Yah, that's where we met.
00:44:12 - Yah, she dropped.
00:44:15 - So where are you girls from?
00:44:17 Le Sueur, but I went to high school
00:44:22 OK. I want you to tell me
00:44:26 - The little guy was kinda funny-Iookin'.
00:44:29 - I don't know. Just funny-Iookin'.
00:44:33 I couldn't really say.
00:44:37 - Was he funny-Iookin' apart from that?
00:44:42 So, you were having sex
00:44:47 - Anything else you can say about him?
00:44:50 Like I say, he was funny-Iookin'.
00:44:54 - What about the other fella?
00:44:57 - He looked like the Marlboro Man.
00:44:59 Yah. But maybe I'm saying that
00:45:04 - Like a subconscious type of thing.
00:45:08 - Hey, they were goin' to the Twin Cities.
00:45:11 Yah. Yah. Is that useful to ya?
00:45:13 Oh, you betcha, yah.
00:45:14 Yah.
00:45:18 Come on! Goddammit!
00:45:24 Jesus Christ.
00:45:26 Come on, you fucking shit box.
00:45:30 Been here for days.
00:45:32 Goddammit, nothin' to do.
00:45:36 Fucking TV doesn't even...
00:45:40 Dammit, come on! Plug me in, man.
00:45:45 Goddammit!
00:45:49 Unbelievable. Come on.
00:45:51 God...
00:45:53 Fuck!
00:45:54 Come on, plug me into the ozone, baby.
00:45:59 Come on!
00:46:02 Fuck. Fuck.
00:46:04 Fuck! Fuck!
00:46:12 The bark beetle
00:46:17 where it will feed its young
00:46:23 In the spring, the larvae hatch
00:46:26 Well.
00:46:28 I'm turning in, Norm.
00:46:30 Oh, yeah?
00:46:35 Here it is throwing off the larval envelope.
00:46:50 - Hello.
00:46:53 - Yah.
00:46:57 Yah. Who's this?
00:46:59 This is Mike Yanagita!
00:47:02 You know, Mike Yanagita.
00:47:06 Mike Yanagita?
00:47:08 Yah!
00:47:10 Well, yah.
00:47:12 Course I remember you.
00:47:16 - What time is it?
00:47:19 - I hope I didn't wake you.
00:47:23 Yah, I'm down in the Twin Cities.
00:47:25 I was watching on TV
00:47:28 - and I saw you on the news.
00:47:30 I thought "Jeez, is that Margie Olmstead?
00:47:34 Yah. That's me.
00:47:36 Well, how the heck are ya?
00:47:38 OK, you know. OK.
00:47:41 - Yah?
00:47:43 - How are you doin'?
00:47:47 Aw, heck.
00:47:52 It's great to hear from ya.
00:47:57 Yah, you got your... This is loaded
00:48:02 Your front-wheel drive,
00:48:06 antilock brakes, alarm, radar.
00:48:09 And I can give it to you
00:48:11 - This TruCoat stuff, it'll keep the salt off.
00:48:15 Yah, you don't need that.
00:48:17 Were you thinking of financing here?
00:48:23 - Got a call for you, Jerry.
00:48:32 - Jerry Lundegaard.
00:48:35 - Well, yah.
00:48:37 Well, yah. I got an idea.
00:48:41 Circumstances have changed, Jerry.
00:48:44 Well, what do you mean?
00:48:46 Things have changed. Circumstances
00:48:51 What the... How's Jean?
00:48:55 - Who's Jean?
00:48:58 She's all right, but there's three people
00:49:01 What are you talking about?
00:49:04 Blood has been shed, Jerry.
00:49:07 - What the heck do you mean?
00:49:10 - Oh, jeez.
00:49:13 What are you talkin' about?
00:49:16 - We need more money...
00:49:20 - Don't interrupt me. Shut the fuck up!
00:49:24 I'm not gonna debate you, Jerry.
00:49:28 - Oh, for Chrissake here.
00:49:32 I'm coming to town tomorrow
00:49:35 Now, we had a deal here. A deal's a deal.
00:49:37 Is it, Jerry? Ask those three poor souls
00:49:41 - The heck do you mean?
00:49:49 - Yah.
00:49:51 - Yah.
00:49:54 Sir, I've not received those vehicle IDs.
00:49:57 Yah. I... Those are in the mail.
00:49:59 That may be. However, absent the receipt
00:50:05 I'll have to refer this matter
00:50:08 - Yah.
00:50:10 - Yah.
00:50:11 Yah.
00:00:13 - How's the fricassee?
00:00:16 Oh, no. I got... Hey, Norm. I thought
00:00:22 - Yah. After lunch.
00:00:24 - What you got there?
00:00:28 Calls made from the lobby phone at the
00:00:33 First one's a trucking company, second's
00:00:37 A what?
00:00:40 Shep Proudfoot. That's a name.
00:00:45 OK. Yah.
00:00:47 - Think I'll take a drive down there, then.
00:00:54 Oh, yah?
00:01:09 Dammit, I wanna be a part of this thing.
00:01:11 No. Wade, they were clear. They said
00:01:16 - and it's gotta be delivered by me alone.
00:01:20 - What do they care?
00:01:23 - I'll handle the call if you want, Jerry.
00:01:28 You feel this nervousness
00:01:31 They're very... These guys are dangerous.
00:01:34 All the more reason. I don't want you...
00:01:36 With all due respect,
00:01:39 - What?
00:01:42 or I go to a professional.
00:01:45 - No, see...
00:01:49 It's my show here. That's that.
00:01:53 It's the way we prefer to handle it, Jerry.
00:02:02 Hi. How ya doin'?
00:02:04 - Real good. How you doin' today, ma'am?
00:02:08 I'm Mrs Gunderson. I have a reservation.
00:02:11 Yup, you sure do, Mrs Gunderson.
00:02:14 Is there a phone down here, ya think?
00:02:19 Detective Sibert?
00:02:20 Yeah, this is Marge Gunderson
00:02:25 Yeah, well, actually I'm in town here.
00:02:29 so I thought I'd check in with ya about
00:02:35 Oh, yah?
00:02:37 Well, maybe I'll go visit
00:02:40 No, I can find that.
00:02:43 Yah, well, thanks a bunch. Oh, say, say.
00:02:46 Would you happen to know a good place
00:02:50 The Radisson.
00:02:52 Oh, yah. Is it reasonable?
00:04:09 - Hi. How ya doin'?
00:04:13 What? You decided not to park here?
00:04:16 Yeah, I just came in.
00:04:18 But... Well, I'm sorry, sir...
00:04:21 Yeah, I decided not to... I...
00:04:24 I'm not... I decided not
00:04:28 Well, I'm sorry, sir.
00:04:32 I just pulled in here.
00:04:35 Well, but, see,
00:04:39 Long-term parking charges by the day.
00:04:46 I guess you think you're like an authority
00:04:51 Fucking clip-on tie there.
00:04:55 These are the limits of your life.
00:04:58 Here. There's your $4,
00:05:03 - Where's Shep?
00:05:07 - Cop?
00:05:13 Do you remember getting a call
00:05:15 Nope.
00:05:17 - You reside at 1425 Freemont Terrace?
00:05:21 - Anyone else residing there?
00:05:24 Well, Mr Proudfoot, this call
00:05:28 It's just hard for me to believe
00:05:33 Now, I know you've had some problems.
00:05:35 Struggling with the narcotics, some
00:05:40 - So?
00:05:43 if you're the one they talked to, that right
00:05:47 Would end you up back in Stillwater.
00:05:50 I saw some rough stuff on your priors,
00:05:53 I know you don't wanna be
00:05:59 So, you think you might remember
00:06:11 - Mr Lundegaard?
00:06:14 - Could I take a minute of your time here?
00:06:18 D'you mind if I sit down?
00:06:21 - You're the owner here, Mr Lundegaard?
00:06:26 - You can help me. I'm Marge Gunderson.
00:06:30 Well, I'm a police officer from up
00:06:34 I was wondering if you'd had any vehicles
00:06:41 Specifically, a tan-coloured Ciera.
00:06:48 Mr Lundegaard?
00:06:52 Brainerd?
00:06:54 Yah, yah. Home of Paul Bunyan,
00:06:57 Babe the Blue Ox.
00:07:03 Yeah, you know,
00:07:08 So, you haven't had any vehicles
00:07:12 No. No, ma'am.
00:07:14 Okey-dokey, thanks a bunch. I'll let you
00:07:32 - Yah, get me Shep.
00:07:35 - What the heck d'you mean?
00:07:37 - Where did he go?
00:07:39 No, I don't need a mechanic.
00:07:44 Aw, jeez. I gotta talk to a friend of his.
00:07:48 So have him...
00:07:54 - What?
00:08:16 Mike?
00:08:18 Marge?
00:08:20 Jeez!
00:08:22 - Oh, you look great.
00:08:24 Oh, easy there, easy there.
00:08:27 You do, too. I'm expecting.
00:08:30 Oh, I see that. That's great.
00:08:32 - Oh, what can I get ya?
00:08:36 - OK.
00:08:38 - This is a nice place.
00:08:40 You know, it's a Radisson,
00:08:48 So...
00:08:50 - You're living in Edina, then?
00:08:54 It's actually Eden Prairie,
00:08:57 So, Chief Gunderson, then!
00:09:00 So, you married
00:09:02 - Oh, yah. Long time ago.
00:09:06 So, what brings you down...
00:09:09 Are you down here on that homicide,
00:09:13 Oh, yah, yah. But there's not
00:09:19 Well, what about you, Mike?
00:09:23 Yah, yah. Well...
00:09:25 I was married. I was married to...
00:09:28 You mind if I sit over here?
00:09:30 - I was married to Linda Cooksey.
00:09:42 - Sorry.
00:09:44 - Don't have to turn my neck.
00:09:49 - I didn't mean to...
00:09:52 That's fine.
00:09:55 Yah. Sorry. Sorry.
00:09:59 So, I was married to Linda Cooksey. You
00:10:04 Yeah, I think I remember her.
00:10:08 So it didn't work out, huh?
00:10:10 And then I've been working
00:10:13 - Oh, well, they're a good outfit.
00:10:18 But it's not...
00:10:22 Oh, well, it sounds like
00:10:25 It's not that things didn't work out.
00:10:28 It's...
00:10:31 Linda had leukaemia, you know.
00:10:34 She was a... She passed away.
00:10:37 No!
00:10:40 - It was tough.
00:10:43 It was long...
00:10:46 She fought real hard, Marge.
00:10:52 What can you say?
00:10:56 Oh. Better times, huh?
00:10:58 Better times.
00:11:02 Oh, and then I saw ya on the TV
00:11:04 and I remembered, you know,
00:11:09 - Well, I always liked you, Mike.
00:11:16 So, Mike, should we
00:11:18 No! I... I...
00:11:24 I'm sorry. It's...
00:11:26 I shouldn't have done this.
00:11:30 - I thought we'd have a really terrific time.
00:11:34 You were such a super lady.
00:11:36 And then... I've been so Ionely.
00:11:42 It's OK, Mike.
00:11:50 Here's a song I dedicate
00:11:54 It goes like this.
00:12:07 So, are you from around here?
00:12:12 Just in town on business.
00:12:14 Just in and out.
00:12:18 Just a little of the old "in and out".
00:12:22 What do you do?
00:12:28 Have you been to the Celebrity Room
00:12:33 I don't think so. It's nice.
00:12:36 Yeah, well, it depends on the artist.
00:12:38 You know, José Feliciano,
00:12:42 Waiter.
00:12:45 Is he deaf?
00:12:47 So, how long you work for
00:12:52 I don't know. A few months.
00:12:55 Find that work interesting, do you?
00:12:58 What are you talkin' about?
00:13:01 All right.
00:13:02 Come on. I'm hearing bells.
00:13:05 Come on, huh?
00:13:07 All right. Where were ya?
00:13:14 Shep, what the hell you doin'?
00:13:17 Fucking asshole! Get the fuck outta here!
00:13:21 Put me back in Stillwater, you little
00:13:27 Yo! Cut that shit out, man. I'm trying
00:13:32 - Come on, brother.
00:13:40 - Fuck you.
00:13:43 - Animals! Animals!
00:13:46 Hey, smoke a fucking peace pipe!
00:13:57 - Fucking little weasel. Fuck you, man.
00:14:01 You fucking, motherfucking,
00:14:04 Jesus Christ!
00:14:12 - Yah?
00:14:14 - You got the fucking money?
00:14:17 Don't you fucking "but" me! Meet me
00:14:23 - and we wrap this thing up.
00:14:25 You're there in 30 minutes or I shoot you,
00:14:30 And I shoot 'em in the back of their heads.
00:14:32 - OK, you stay away from Scotty now.
00:14:35 OK. Real good, then.
00:15:01 Dad?
00:15:02 - It's OK, Scotty.
00:15:06 I'll be back in a minute.
00:15:08 If Stan calls, you just tell him
00:15:14 OK. Here's your damn money.
00:15:19 Now where's my daughter?
00:15:21 You...
00:15:23 You goddamn punk!
00:15:41 Who the fuck are you?
00:15:45 Who the fuck are you?
00:15:47 I've got your damn money.
00:15:51 I am through fucking around.
00:15:55 - Where's my daughter?
00:15:58 I gave simple fucking instructions!
00:16:01 Where's my damn daughter?
00:16:04 - Drop that fucking money!
00:16:09 Is this a fucking joke here?
00:16:19 Jeez.
00:16:21 You happy now, asshole?
00:16:24 You fucking imbeciles.
00:16:34 You fucking shot me!
00:17:50 May I have your ticket, please?
00:17:52 Open the fucking gate!
00:18:31 Oh, jeez.
00:19:02 - Dad?
00:19:04 Stan Grossman called.
00:19:06 - Yeah, OK.
00:19:11 Is everything OK?
00:19:14 Yah.
00:19:17 Are you callin' Stan?
00:19:20 Well, I'm...
00:19:23 I'm going to bed now.
00:20:01 - How ya doin'?
00:20:03 - Yah.
00:20:05 Yah. Righto.
00:20:07 Well, so I'm tendin' bar down there
00:20:11 This little guy's drinkin' and he says
00:20:15 "I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake."
00:20:17 I says "What kind of action?" He says
00:20:21 And I says "What do I look like?
00:20:25 He says "I'm goin' crazy at the lake." And
00:20:30 He says "Oh, I get it.
00:20:34 Only he don't use the word "jerk".
00:20:37 Says the last guy who thought he was
00:20:41 He says "What d'you think of that?" I says
00:20:46 - You got that right!
00:20:50 Then he says "Jeez,
00:20:54 White Bear Lake?
00:20:55 Ecklund and Swedlin's closer to
00:20:59 Anyway, he's drinkin' at the bar,
00:21:03 But Mrs Mohra heard about the homicides
00:21:08 so I called it in.
00:21:12 End of story.
00:21:14 - What did this guy look like, anyways?
00:21:20 - In what way?
00:21:23 OK, thanks. You're right, it's probably
00:21:29 Sure.
00:21:30 - Looks like she'll turn cold tomorrow.
00:21:35 Yah, you got that right.
00:21:56 Jesus Christ.
00:24:09 I'm leavin' this morning, back to Brainerd.
00:24:11 - Well, I'm sorry I won't see ya.
00:24:15 - I saw him last night and...
00:24:17 It's nothing specific. It just seemed like
00:24:22 - His wife?
00:24:24 - Who?
00:24:26 No. No, no, they weren't...
00:24:28 He was bothering Linda for a year, really
00:24:34 So...
00:24:36 He didn't... They never...
00:24:38 No. No, they never married.
00:24:41 - Mike's had psychiatric problems.
00:24:45 Yah. He's been struggling.
00:24:49 - Oh, jeez.
00:24:53 Jeez. Well... jeez.
00:24:58 That's a surprise.
00:25:09 Hello?
00:25:50 Mr Lundegaard. Sorry to
00:25:53 Yah. No, I'm kinda busy here.
00:25:56 I understand. I'll keep it real short, then.
00:25:58 I'm on my way outta town,
00:26:01 - Mind if I sit down? Carryin' a load here.
00:26:04 It's this vehicle I asked you about.
00:26:07 Yah, like I told ya,
00:26:10 OK. Are ya sure?
00:26:13 Cos, I mean, how do you know?
00:26:15 The perpetrators were driving a car with
00:26:20 so it would be quite a coincidence
00:26:25 - Yah, I see.
00:26:28 - Have you done an inventory recently?
00:26:31 - How can you be sure without doin' a...
00:26:35 - I'm the executive sales manager.
00:26:39 - We run a pretty tight ship here.
00:26:43 Are the cars counted daily,
00:26:46 Ma'am! I answered your question.
00:26:53 - I'm sorry, sir?
00:26:57 I answered the darn...
00:27:05 Sir, you have no call to get snippy
00:27:09 I'm...
00:27:12 I'm not arguin' here.
00:27:15 I'm cooperating and there's no...
00:27:26 Sir, could I talk to Mr Gustafson?
00:27:32 Mr Lundegaard.
00:27:37 Well, heck!
00:27:40 I'm workin' with ya
00:27:43 OK, I'll do a damn lot count.
00:27:46 - Sir, right now?
00:27:49 You're darned tootin'.
00:27:51 If it's so damned important to ya.
00:27:55 Well, I'm sorry, sir.
00:27:57 Ah, what the Christ. Jesus!
00:28:41 Oh, for Pete's sake.
00:28:47 For Pete's sake, he's fleein' the interview.
00:28:53 How do I get an outside line here?
00:28:57 Great.
00:29:01 Yah, Detective Sibert, please.
00:29:05 I said it was over. I made myself clear.
00:29:07 Oh, you did. You made yourself
00:29:12 - What?
00:29:15 but it might be a big problem.
00:29:17 I'm pregnant.
00:29:20 I'm pregnant.
00:29:23 I've had a doctor's test and there's no
00:29:38 You should see the other guy.
00:29:48 What the fuck happened to her?
00:29:51 Oh, she started shriekin', you know.
00:29:53 Jesus.
00:29:55 Well, I got the money.
00:29:57 All of it. All 80 grand.
00:30:02 That's 40 for you. 40 for me.
00:30:07 That's it, then.
00:30:13 You can have my truck.
00:30:16 We split that.
00:30:19 How the fuck do you split a fuckin' car,
00:30:25 One of us pays the other for half.
00:30:28 Hold on. No fuckin' way.
00:30:31 Did you fuckin' notice this?
00:30:34 I got fuckin' shot!
00:30:36 I got fuckin' shot in the face.
00:30:38 I went and got the fuckin' money.
00:30:41 I've been up for 36 fuckin' hours.
00:30:45 I'm takin' that fuckin' car.
00:30:50 I've had to listen to
00:30:53 Are we square?
00:30:57 Are we square?
00:31:00 Yeah, you fuckin' mute.
00:31:04 If you see your friend Shep Proudfoot,
00:31:24 His wife, this guy says,
00:31:27 - The day of our homicides.
00:31:30 - And this guy was who?
00:31:34 - Gustafson's accountant?
00:31:37 But we still haven't found Gustafson?
00:31:40 - Sorry. Didn't copy, Lou.
00:31:43 - Copy. And Lundegaard, too?
00:31:48 I'm almost back.
00:31:51 - Oh, Gary's loudmouth.
00:31:54 So the whole state has it?
00:31:57 Yah, it's over the wire. They'll find them.
00:32:00 - Copy.
00:32:03 - There's the car! There's the car!
00:32:05 My car! My car! Tan Ciera. Tan Ciera.
00:32:09 OK. Careful, Margie.
00:34:01 Police!
00:34:09 Hands up!
00:34:11 Police!
00:34:16 Police!
00:35:14 So that was Mrs Lundegaard
00:35:23 And I guess that was your accomplice
00:35:30 And those three people in Brainerd.
00:35:38 And for what?
00:35:40 For a little bit of money.
00:35:47 There's more to life
00:36:00 Don't you know that?
00:36:08 And here y'are.
00:36:11 And it's a beautiful day.
00:36:21 Well.
00:36:35 I just don't understand it.
00:37:08 Outside of Bismarck, North Dakota
00:37:18 Mr Anderson?
00:37:20 - Who?
00:37:23 Is this your burgundy '98 out here?
00:37:26 - Just a sec.
00:37:29 Yah, yah, just a sec.
00:37:32 Just a sec.
00:37:42 No!
00:38:21 They announced it.
00:38:24 - They announced it?
00:38:27 So?
00:38:29 Three-cent stamp.
00:38:31 - Your mallard?
00:38:35 Oh, that's terrific.
00:38:37 - It's just the three-cent.
00:38:40 Hautmans' blue-winged teal
00:38:43 People don't much use the three-cent.
00:38:46 Oh, for Pete's sake, of course they do.
00:38:49 Whenever they raise the postage,
00:38:53 Yah?
00:38:54 When they're stuck with
00:38:57 Yah, I guess.
00:39:02 It's terrific. I'm so proud of you, Norm.
00:39:08 Heck, Norm, you know,
00:39:14 I love you, Margie.
00:39:16 I love you, Norm.
00:39:21 Two more months.
00:39:26 Two more months.
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