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00:00:22 ( soft rock music playing )
00:00:30 # Well, here's a little game
00:00:34 # I'll give it a try #
00:00:38 # To play until
00:00:42 # I'll take
00:00:46 # All you have to do
00:00:50 # That sounds worthwhile #
00:00:54 # And imagine the future
00:01:02 # All we need #
00:01:05 # Is an afternoon
00:01:10 # And I know we'll find #
00:01:16 # We're two of a kind #
00:01:28 # Now here's a little game
00:01:32 # What kind
00:01:36 # A sort of a puzzle
00:01:41 # Now you've
00:01:44 # All you have to do
00:01:48 # Sounds simple enough #
00:01:52 # And imagine what
00:01:56 # Will be #
00:02:00 # All we need #
00:02:03 # Is an afternoon
00:02:09 # And soon
00:02:13 # We're three of a kind. #
00:02:23 - "Nigel"?
00:02:27 "Leonard." That's cute.
00:02:29 That's so cute! We have a little fat kid
00:02:33 Let's come up with our own name.
00:02:36 Like "Apple"
00:02:39 - I'll tell you what...
00:02:42 Honey, will you run in the kitchen
00:02:44 - Yes.
00:02:47 The book says it's important
00:02:49 before the child is born.
00:02:50 Oh, that book.
00:02:53 You're obsessed.
00:02:54 Honey, you know
00:02:56 makes me feel
00:02:58 Speaking of which,
00:03:01 - What?
00:03:02 Apparently, natural childbirth's
00:03:05 But everybody says
00:03:08 I'm a tough girl.
00:03:10 Whatever is best
00:03:13 Big Nose?
00:03:14 Oh, sorry, that's just the name
00:03:17 when I was looking
00:03:18 Oh, that's very funny.
00:03:22 - ( kissing )
00:03:24 You're going
00:03:26 Whoa, whoa.
00:03:30 - Promotion day.
00:03:34 - Hey. I love you.
00:03:41 Tom! Tom!
00:03:45 How the hell are you, man?
00:03:47 Good, Forrest.
00:03:49 The last time I saw you,
00:03:52 Yeah, we got married actually.
00:03:54 Way to go, man.
00:03:55 You know, I was never one
00:03:58 she was out of your league.
00:04:00 Yeah.
00:04:02 - We're about to have a baby.
00:04:04 Yeah, good stuff. My wife and I
00:04:07 Kids are expensive
00:04:09 I just made SVP
00:04:11 Making 500 grand a year
00:04:14 We just got a beach house
00:04:17 - Oh.
00:04:19 you want
00:04:22 - Please.
00:04:25 - Oh.
00:04:28 I'll have
00:04:30 Hey, come out to the Hamptons sometime.
00:04:32 - I'll bring my yacht!
00:04:35 $500,000 a year.
00:04:39 I went to school
00:04:41 He's one of the stupidest
00:04:43 Where did I go wrong?
00:04:45 - Dude, you're a cook.
00:04:48 I should have become
00:04:50 I'd be getting BJs
00:04:53 Okay, people!
00:04:57 They're counting on you.
00:05:01 What's wrong?
00:05:03 Somebody left a bunch
00:05:05 Leon's docking
00:05:07 - That's ridiculous.
00:05:10 No, no, no, no, no,
00:05:13 Tommy, you're the only
00:05:15 Paco, my wife's about
00:05:18 This guy's going
00:05:20 Let's go, ladies!
00:05:22 I don't pay you
00:05:25 Hey, Summers, I need you
00:05:27 Leon, my sister's getting married
00:05:29 Well, you know what? You gotta tell me
00:05:31 - I can't keep track of everyone's social life.
00:05:34 - I'll sub for him, Leon.
00:05:36 Summers, I'm sorry.
00:05:39 That's it.
00:05:42 Oh, wait.
00:05:46 You got something to say, Reilly?
00:05:49 Leon,
00:05:52 And you're fired.
00:05:54 - What?
00:05:56 You heard me, Banderas.
00:05:59 Go on back to your 10-family shack
00:06:02 I don't give a shit,
00:06:09 Okay, we both got
00:06:11 I admit it.
00:06:13 Let's just have a cool-down period, okay?
00:06:15 I can get most
00:06:20 Are you kidding me? You don't
00:06:22 ( clamoring )
00:06:30 - Tom: Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
00:06:33 - We're sorry. We're sorry. We're sorry.
00:06:52 Uh-huh!
00:06:55 Forrest, here's some pork,
00:07:03 How's the ahi?
00:07:06 Sofia:
00:07:06 Sofia:
00:07:08 ( grunts )
00:07:11 Don't give me that crazy look, Kimmy.
00:07:15 I have too much to do
00:07:17 Kimmy: Hey, Sof',
00:07:19 Do you really think you can
00:07:22 He's getting promoted
00:07:24 We're gonna be fine.
00:07:26 I have to say, I have a hard time
00:07:29 I am not going to
00:07:30 I'm going to be
00:07:32 Of course, yeah.
00:07:35 ( gasps )
00:07:40 What?
00:07:42 - ( cell phone rings )
00:07:44 Hello.
00:07:46 Now?
00:07:49 It's a setback, baby,
00:07:52 The important thing
00:07:54 a beautiful, perfect,
00:08:00 And we love each other.
00:08:03 Right?
00:08:06 Do you remember how we decided
00:08:10 and you were gonna
00:08:12 Sofia, it was the principle of the thing.
00:08:15 It's always
00:08:16 First, it was
00:08:18 but then you didn't want to turn into
00:08:21 Then you become
00:08:22 which lasts until you tell
00:08:24 Not an actual whore, Sofia.
00:08:28 You speak your mind and you can
00:08:31 and that's what
00:08:32 but sooner or later,
00:08:34 They don't like what they do.
00:08:37 They're bored most of the time.
00:08:39 Mm-hmm.
00:08:41 Okay, well,
00:08:45 was a message from God?
00:08:47 What do you think God's
00:08:50 Maybe he's trying to tell us
00:08:52 to move out
00:08:55 I could finally take your dad
00:08:59 I think Ohio will be the best place
00:09:01 We have your parents
00:09:04 You always said you didn't want
00:09:07 But now all I care about
00:09:10 Okay?
00:09:13 Besides,
00:09:14 will be a pretty great job
00:09:16 Think up ideas all day long,
00:09:20 - We could have a house and a car.
00:09:25 - It would be a lot quieter.
00:09:31 We could have a yard.
00:09:33 That's what
00:09:35 you, me, Ollie,
00:09:38 chillin' in our yard
00:09:40 - with our cows.
00:09:43 You know how to bake a pie?
00:09:47 ( rock music playing )
00:10:02 # He was tied to the bed #
00:10:04 # With a miracle drug
00:10:08 # In the other,
00:10:10 # That I understand
00:10:13 # With a stamp #
00:10:16 # That said, "Thank you
00:10:19 Whoo-hoo, Ohio!
00:10:22 - # While preparing his soul #
00:10:24 # For a perilous slide
00:10:26 # He had decided
00:10:30 # On this side of divine #
00:10:32 # Being told
00:10:34 Lot of white people
00:10:37 # That there'd be payback
00:10:41 # So why #
00:10:43 # All the history now? #
00:10:53 Kids, welcome!
00:10:55 Great!
00:10:57 They're in
00:10:59 - Look at that baby!
00:11:02 - I'm gonna eat you up!
00:11:06 Your stuff got here
00:11:08 not that you
00:11:11 Dad, our apartment in New York
00:11:13 I love it.
00:11:20 Whose furniture is this?
00:11:22 - Surprise!
00:11:25 - Oh, thank you.
00:11:28 They threw in the bassinet
00:11:31 ( speaks Spanish )
00:11:34 Mom, what's with all
00:11:36 This is your mother's
00:11:38 Oh, it's not a crusade,
00:11:41 Nancy Hodgekiss told me
00:11:44 that just moved here
00:11:45 So I thought there must be
00:11:48 So I'm teaching
00:11:53 You know, having a job
00:11:56 It's not just
00:11:58 It's about having
00:12:01 It's about feeling
00:12:03 - Dad.
00:12:06 No, I'm not talking
00:12:08 I'm talking about
00:12:10 - Dad, Tom was a chef.
00:12:13 Personally, I think being
00:12:16 You want a tip on how to succeed,
00:12:20 Did you know that your wife
00:12:23 That she got 170
00:12:26 I know that, Bob.
00:12:27 If you remember,
00:12:30 Me llamo el pollo...
00:12:33 Don't eat me!
00:12:37 You know who I'm putting
00:12:39 - Chip Sanders.
00:12:42 Who's Chip Sanders?
00:12:44 Amelia:
00:12:45 He's just this guy
00:12:48 Eat up, Tom. You got 20 more
00:12:52 So what's this
00:12:54 I haven't seen him
00:12:56 We were
00:12:58 Which reminds me,
00:13:01 When are you gonna dig out
00:13:04 and do a little
00:13:05 I don't know. Are you gonna
00:13:08 Oh, I will score
00:13:12 I will.
00:13:14 Tom, don't.
00:13:18 It's just...
00:13:20 Oliver eats from there.
00:13:23 I'm sorry. Maybe it's just
00:13:26 - Is that okay?
00:13:40 - It's totally fine.
00:13:44 Wish me luck, family members.
00:13:52 - Give 'em hell.
00:14:01 ( silent )
00:14:16 - # You've got the right #
00:14:25 Tom, hi.
00:14:27 - Welcome to Sunburst.
00:14:30 I should've told you,
00:14:33 Casual Friday
00:14:34 No, it's not business casual.
00:14:37 It's business appropriate.
00:14:40 It's about being yourself,
00:14:44 It's kind of special.
00:14:46 You know, I've been here
00:14:49 Last year
00:14:51 His name-- Don Wollebin.
00:14:54 Bob: Guys! Guys,
00:14:57 Our new assistant
00:14:59 - Both: Hey, Tom.
00:15:01 - This is Manny.
00:15:03 - Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
00:15:06 - What's that?
00:15:08 - You got something in your hand there?
00:15:11 - Whoops!
00:15:13 Nice, Manny!
00:15:15 - Can't let my man down.
00:15:18 The "yes" ball gets thrown around
00:15:21 It's a way of showing
00:15:24 - Oh.
00:15:27 that every company
00:15:30 Do you know what
00:15:32 Sure.
00:15:33 An organism is a living thing.
00:15:36 Is it, Tom?
00:15:38 What about a person?
00:15:40 A person's a living thing.
00:15:42 Forgive me, Tom, but that's a pretty
00:15:46 See, here at Sunburst,
00:15:50 - not like things.
00:15:53 Don't worry about it. It took me
00:15:55 Once you start thinking
00:15:57 it'll turn your whole
00:15:59 Come on.
00:16:04 Bob: People just aren't eating
00:16:08 So Don says,
00:16:10 Forget fried fish.
00:16:12 Let's re-invent
00:16:15 As a hamburger spread.
00:16:17 Call it 'Pickle Whip'
00:16:19 and sell it to teenagers!"
00:16:21 - That's classic Wollebin.
00:16:25 Now last but not least,
00:16:27 I want to introduce
00:16:29 To our new assistant
00:16:31 Tom Reilly.
00:16:35 Thank you all. I'm sure
00:16:39 - Sit down, Tom. It's all right.
00:16:41 - Hey, Tom.
00:16:44 Nice catch!
00:16:48 - Throw it!
00:16:54 Here we go!
00:16:56 Yes, throw it around!
00:16:59 Oh, I don't want to do it, either.
00:17:02 Go long!
00:17:08 Come on, buddy.
00:17:13 Unfortunately,
00:17:16 And I haven't been
00:17:18 Since I was five.
00:17:22 It's great to meet you, though.
00:17:25 This is the guy you're
00:17:34 Hey, Chip, I'm really sorry
00:17:36 I feel like an idiot.
00:17:38 Hold it right there, Tom.
00:17:41 The Japanese have a term
00:17:45 It's a way of saying
00:17:47 and taking responsibility.
00:17:49 At Sunburst, if you feel
00:17:52 you write a moushiwake
00:17:55 on one of these
00:17:57 Here. Here you go.
00:17:59 Just go ahead,
00:18:01 "Chip, I'm sorry I threw
00:18:05 It's supposed
00:18:12 Tom, don't you
00:18:14 If I got depressed every time
00:18:16 - I'd never get out of bed.
00:18:19 Tom, you'll be working
00:18:22 - Oh, sticky.
00:18:25 Chip just won Ohio
00:18:29 - Congratulations.
00:18:32 He created
00:18:34 for the Ketchup Kaliente campaign.
00:18:38 Ay, caliente!
00:18:40 Arriba.
00:18:42 - I love this guy.
00:18:44 There's not a lot of Latino characters
00:18:47 He seems like
00:18:50 Well, it's nice to do well,
00:18:52 but also to do good.
00:18:54 But also to do good.
00:18:55 Ay, caliente!
00:18:57 - ( cooing )
00:19:00 It's Mr. Stinky-winky!
00:19:06 It's Mr. Stinky-winky's pinkies.
00:19:08 You made mommy
00:19:12 Yes, you did.
00:19:14 A binky drinky.
00:19:17 "He backed away. His hand
00:19:23 You don't understand
00:19:25 "Johnson told the senate
00:19:27 he was satisfied
00:19:30 even though it represented
00:19:33 from last year."
00:19:43 So...
00:19:47 You married Sofia Kowalski.
00:19:49 - You are one lucky man.
00:19:51 - Do you love her, Tom?
00:19:54 Do you earn her love
00:19:55 I believe I do, Chip.
00:19:57 That's all I need to hear.
00:20:03 So, listen, I want you to know
00:20:06 Whether you got this job
00:20:09 or had to earn it
00:20:10 What's important is that you're here,
00:20:13 Okay, well, I'm just
00:20:16 Whatever you got for me,
00:20:17 Hang on there, killer. We're gonna
00:20:20 - Did you see "Karate Kid"?
00:20:23 Miyagi. Macchio.
00:20:26 And right now we're in the
00:20:31 Advertising here.
00:20:34 Advertising never here.
00:20:40 She and my mom got in a heated argument
00:20:43 and started hitting her,
00:20:45 while my dad stood
00:20:47 Man #2: Did you later find out
00:20:49 - Hearsay.
00:20:52 - Man #2: Did you ever hear your sister say
00:20:55 - that she hated your mother? .
00:21:01 - Hi.
00:21:03 - What are you doing?
00:21:06 - Are those snaps?
00:21:08 - That's pretty cool.
00:21:11 My dad won't let me
00:21:13 - That's bullshit, dude.
00:21:16 This is all I can do.
00:21:18 Want to trade?
00:21:21 - Just kidding.
00:21:24 Like, that one was a dud.
00:21:26 It happens.
00:21:28 So during the school year
00:21:31 And I spend the summer
00:21:33 But he's at work
00:21:35 and all my friends
00:21:37 so it's pretty gay.
00:21:46 Hey, think fast.
00:21:49 I'm just messing with you.
00:21:52 - I'm Carol, by the way.
00:21:54 - Hey, Tom, can I give you some advice?
00:21:56 Get out of here. Run.
00:21:59 Walk out that door
00:22:02 I'm just kidding.
00:22:06 But not really.
00:22:09 This is gonna be awesome.
00:22:12 Watch your legs.
00:22:15 How we doing, gang, huh?
00:22:23 Uh-oh. Either one
00:22:35 - Is this your yogurt?
00:22:38 Oh, because Bob had said
00:22:40 free snacks
00:22:42 Muffins.
00:22:44 Muffins are for everyone.
00:22:46 Everyone knows that.
00:22:49 - You're new.
00:22:52 No, no, I'm your mentor.
00:22:55 I'll go hungry today.
00:22:57 No, no, please.
00:22:59 No, you've already done about two-thirds
00:23:03 Okay, enjoy. It's peach.
00:23:08 I give you one week.
00:23:11 Sofia:
00:23:15 Hi, Dad!
00:23:18 Dad, I pooped today.
00:23:21 Hey, please change
00:23:24 My dad loves Chip.
00:23:27 - What about me?
00:23:30 You're his son-in-law.
00:23:32 Chip's a great guy, babe.
00:23:36 I don't know. He seems a little
00:23:38 Well, maybe you'd be
00:23:40 if you'd lost
00:23:42 It's not that.
00:23:43 He just-- he's nice.
00:23:46 I just-- I think he might
00:23:48 Tom, this is your
00:23:51 I really hope you're
00:23:53 I'm not saying anything
00:23:55 Everybody has a dark side.
00:23:58 I'm very dangerous.
00:24:00 - Oh, yeah?
00:24:03 - Come here.
00:24:12 What's up?
00:24:14 - Who is that person?
00:24:17 His dad doesn't let
00:24:22 I don't see the wisdom
00:24:22 I don't see the wisdom
00:24:24 of selling directly
00:24:27 Do you remember we spoke about
00:24:30 We've got
00:24:32 web advertising,
00:24:35 Actually, it's a four-pronged strategy.
00:24:39 Direct mailing
00:24:40 - Actually, it is.
00:24:42 It is, Chip. If you took the time
00:24:46 pages 23 through 29,
00:24:49 I specifically said,
00:24:52 Now "no junk mail" means
00:24:56 Did my son say
00:24:59 This meeting is over.
00:25:02 ( sighs )
00:25:05 I'm really sorry.
00:25:08 I guess I shouldn't
00:25:10 That report was for internal
00:25:13 That's what "for internal
00:25:16 Mr. Nordhaus' son asked us
00:25:20 about the direct mailing.
00:25:22 Because in five years,
00:25:24 - Mr. Nordhaus'll be dead.
00:25:28 - ( phone clicks )
00:25:31 Bob, I'm really sorry.
00:25:34 I mean, moushiwake.
00:25:35 I'll write
00:25:38 Bob, if anybody should be
00:25:40 - Tom is my responsibility.
00:25:43 He's the one
00:25:45 Wollebin gets back
00:25:48 I don't want to tell him you blew
00:25:52 I'm gonna say it was me.
00:25:53 Oh, no, no, I can't let you
00:25:56 - Let me do it.
00:25:58 It's my family.
00:26:00 I'll clean up the mess.
00:26:03 Well, thank you, Bob.
00:26:05 Let's go back to work.
00:26:15 Hey, Tom, it's probably
00:26:17 but I doubt I'd ever
00:26:20 take a bullet
00:26:22 - Chip, it is none of your business.
00:26:26 We are the Tigers!
00:26:28 And we're not cocky.
00:26:31 But we'll run you over...
00:26:33 Both:
00:26:35 Vroom-vroom!
00:26:37 - Hey, baby.
00:26:39 - This is him.
00:26:42 look what you've made!
00:26:43 Who's the father?
00:26:46 Sofia, ready, okay!
00:26:49 Remember this?
00:26:51 Both:
00:26:53 W-i-n-n-e-r!
00:26:57 That's it!
00:26:59 Let me tell you
00:27:01 L-o-s-e-r!
00:27:04 - That's great.
00:27:06 Riverside Tigers,
00:27:08 Riverside Tigers,
00:27:11 - I want to show you my--
00:27:14 - Explode.
00:27:16 - Explode!
00:27:20 Explode?
00:27:21 Come on, you remember
00:27:23 - Come on, I got you. Ready? Ha!
00:27:26 Explode!
00:27:31 Oh, yeah.
00:27:36 I can't believe he remembered
00:27:38 Oh, yeah,
00:27:41 I bet he had a huge crush
00:27:43 Well...
00:27:45 we did sort of
00:27:48 What?
00:27:51 I thought you said he was
00:27:53 Well, not completely.
00:27:57 So you just, like,
00:27:59 It was a long time ago.
00:28:01 I didn't want you thinking
00:28:03 It's gross. I think you showed
00:28:06 - Why?
00:28:10 but he's a dick.
00:28:11 You're not really jealous,
00:28:15 Don't you know I'm saving
00:28:20 - You have a special cheer?
00:28:24 Can I see it?
00:28:26 Show me upstairs.
00:28:30 - Hi.
00:28:35 Can I get you anything?
00:28:37 No, I'm all right.
00:28:39 Got my Twizzler.
00:28:43 - You got it?
00:28:47 So you spend any time at your
00:28:49 Wesley's mom
00:28:52 and his dad works late.
00:28:54 Oh...
00:28:56 well, I'm glad
00:28:58 Welcome to the family, Wesley.
00:29:00 Thanks, Tom.
00:29:04 You wanna see
00:29:06 Sure.
00:29:12 ( gulps )
00:29:17 Wesley, you're gonna
00:29:19 That was awesome.
00:29:20 Wait a second.
00:29:23 - Sofia: What are you doing?
00:29:26 This is how I'm gonna
00:29:28 You gotta promise me
00:29:31 Do that again.
00:29:34 - I don't feel so good.
00:29:37 - I don't know.
00:29:39 - Tom!
00:29:50 Ow!
00:29:54 You hit my face.
00:29:58 If you want to feel
00:30:00 in the vastness of the universe,
00:30:04 try boarding
00:30:07 You, inspire me.
00:30:08 Sorry about your face.
00:30:12 That's Don Wollebin.
00:30:16 The rollercoaster
00:30:19 Right?
00:30:20 Smash cut to this guy.
00:30:23 "I am going so fast!
00:30:26 And a brief shot of his buddies.
00:30:29 This can only
00:30:31 "Whoaaaa!"
00:30:33 Rolls right into
00:30:36 Tagline:
00:30:38 ( mimics child's voice )
00:30:39 ( chuckles )
00:30:46 Hmm.
00:30:52 - That feels like a commercial.
00:30:55 Who here
00:31:01 Really, you like commercials?
00:31:04 Nobody likes commercials.
00:31:06 You know, that's true too.
00:31:08 ( all murmuring )
00:31:11 We need a new slogan
00:31:15 ( murmurs )
00:31:17 Definitely food for thought.
00:31:21 Chipper, did you--
00:31:23 Yes, I will give it a go.
00:31:25 Uh, Don, I've been thinking
00:31:28 I don't see these as commercials,
00:31:32 Having said that...
00:31:34 Power Pickle.
00:31:38 only less Mexican,
00:31:39 Power Pickle
00:31:43 He loves
00:31:45 Also enjoys
00:31:48 Most of all,
00:31:52 Ha!
00:31:55 I think you have
00:31:58 ( whispers )
00:32:01 "Power Pickle."
00:32:04 It's phallic.
00:32:07 - Bob: Phallic.
00:32:13 Anyone else?
00:32:15 - Well, I have something.
00:32:18 This is Tom Reilly. He's our
00:32:21 Tom, it's generally
00:32:24 or the associate-
00:32:26 who make these proposals.
00:32:29 It is better to listen
00:32:32 than a rich fool.
00:32:34 I want to hear the beggar.
00:32:36 Okay, thank you.
00:32:38 I saw this kid do this
00:32:40 kind of funny trick
00:32:42 And I don't know,
00:32:44 I think it would make a hilarious ad.
00:32:54 ( laughing )
00:32:56 No way!
00:32:59 That's funny.
00:33:05 Congratulations, Tom.
00:33:12 Tom, I want you going down
00:33:13 to show this thing
00:33:15 - Chip.
00:33:16 You're Tom's wingman
00:33:18 Wingman, his.
00:33:22 How about that?
00:33:24 Do you mountain bike?
00:33:25 Yeah, whenever I get
00:33:29 There's some amazing trails
00:33:32 It's awe-inspiring.
00:33:36 Yeah.
00:33:39 - All right.
00:33:41 I got to get a bike.
00:33:46 Hey, I hope there's
00:33:48 'cause I thought your whole
00:33:51 - when he was skydiving and stuff--
00:33:54 Let me tell you something:
00:33:58 you're sorely mistaken, okay?
00:33:59 I can think up ideas
00:34:02 And someday, when I'm
00:34:05 I'm gonna look back
00:34:07 as some sad, pathetic,
00:34:10 little joke.
00:34:13 He said that?
00:34:15 I have no idea what
00:34:17 There's this ad agency
00:34:19 They're, like, cutting-edge
00:34:22 Chip applied for a job there.
00:34:25 but I saw him
00:34:28 of Senor Tomato figurines.
00:34:30 - That guy is out of his mind.
00:34:34 He is great
00:34:36 - How do you know?
00:34:39 She said it was
00:34:42 Apparently, he can, like,
00:34:45 and then the angle
00:34:47 - because you're sitting--
00:34:52 - What the hell?
00:34:57 - Someone stole the picture of my wife.
00:35:03 - Sofia Kowalski!
00:35:06 Hey, it is so good
00:35:08 - And who is this little guy?
00:35:12 Petey--
00:35:14 Petey,
00:35:16 Do you want
00:35:18 Hmm? Yeah?
00:35:20 Oh, that's a big yes.
00:35:22 Oh, yes.
00:35:25 Loves.
00:35:26 Oh. Loves.
00:35:29 Loves for your new friend, oh.
00:35:34 "Apana" is the sanskrit word
00:35:37 The apana asana
00:35:41 And helps with gas
00:35:43 Shall we get permission?
00:35:46 - ( all whispering )
00:35:47 Do you want to do apana?
00:35:53 Good? Thank you.
00:35:54 Abby:
00:35:56 I noticed that you didn't
00:35:59 In our class,
00:36:03 You must ask
00:36:05 - before you do anything.
00:36:09 Isn't that right, Petey?
00:36:15 Did you need some?
00:36:18 I don't know.
00:36:20 It's bag balm.
00:36:22 Dairy farmers use it
00:36:25 It is the best thing
00:36:28 I have a ton at home.
00:36:31 Thanks. Yeah, breastfeeding's
00:36:33 As soon as Oliver
00:36:35 I'm switching
00:36:37 ( fussing,
00:36:40 Sofia, please no formula.
00:36:42 If you don't want to do it,
00:36:51 Wollebin just gave this to me
00:36:54 - Wow.
00:36:56 it hasn't been exactly
00:36:59 since he took over.
00:37:01 Anyway, I just want
00:37:04 I think you're
00:37:07 Well, thank you...
00:37:10 - Dad.
00:37:13 What?
00:37:15 Have I showed you
00:37:18 No.
00:37:20 Sometimes I just sit
00:37:23 - ( whales calling )
00:37:26 I even give them names.
00:37:29 That one-- ow, fuck!
00:37:31 - Are you okay?
00:37:50 - ( Oliver crying )
00:37:54 ( shushing )
00:38:00 - After you.
00:38:03 Hello, wife.
00:38:05 Hello, child.
00:38:07 - Daddy's home.
00:38:10 Oh, no!
00:38:15 Hey, little bear.
00:38:17 - ( stops crying )
00:38:20 Gotta be kidding me.
00:38:22 - What's with the bike?
00:38:24 Wollebin asked me to go
00:38:27 He asked me right after
00:38:29 of the Pickle Whip
00:38:31 - $1,200?
00:38:35 Try and bend those rims.
00:38:37 Try. Kick 'em.
00:38:39 They're called
00:38:41 Honey, you've never been
00:38:43 Look, if you want me to return the bike,
00:38:46 - I want you to return the bike.
00:38:49 Because I think
00:38:52 and I think it's good
00:38:54 My day was terrible.
00:38:56 This girl I hated
00:38:58 and made me go
00:39:00 and everyone called me
00:39:02 You're an amazing mommy.
00:39:04 Daddy gets to go mountain
00:39:07 Chip can't go
00:39:09 - Tom.
00:39:13 I don't think making fun
00:39:15 It was a joke.
00:39:22 Asleep in under
00:39:24 Daddy's got
00:39:26 So what does Wesley get out
00:39:29 I already got him
00:39:31 He gets $1,000
00:39:35 What are you doing?
00:39:36 It's bag balm, Tom.
00:39:39 "Rub on udders." Wow.
00:39:43 I don't know, sweetie.
00:39:45 a little exploitative
00:39:47 Oh, I get it.
00:39:48 I think I see what's happening.
00:39:51 Somebody's a little jealous.
00:39:53 - What?
00:39:55 You're used
00:39:57 And now I'm in
00:39:59 It's probably driving
00:40:02 Admit it.
00:40:15 - Score a touchdown.
00:40:23 Use the bag balm.
00:40:28 Jack, good to see you again.
00:40:30 Please meet Tom Reilly.
00:40:32 ( Irish accent )
00:40:34 Do you have Irish blood
00:40:36 ( Irish accent )
00:40:39 so I have a wee bit
00:40:42 Are you making fun of me?
00:40:48 ( normal voice )
00:40:53 I thought that was
00:40:55 - Why?
00:40:57 I don't know.
00:41:00 That was unfortunate.
00:41:02 Jack, you're gonna love
00:41:11 ( gulps )
00:41:16 I mean,
00:41:18 Is that incredible
00:41:20 When I saw that kid,
00:41:24 We've all just said hello
00:41:26 - Well done, Chip.
00:41:29 So sorry, but you're gonna
00:41:34 Jack.
00:41:37 - Oh, certainly, of course.
00:41:40 Chip:
00:41:42 and present the market-
00:41:47 Market-penetration
00:41:50 Something that's very important
00:41:55 Penetration.
00:41:58 Let's stick
00:42:00 Because that way we know
00:42:04 Profit.
00:42:06 Isn't "p" price?
00:42:08 You're thinking
00:42:10 This is a lowercase "p".
00:42:12 Write that down.
00:42:14 Next slide.
00:42:18 That's just "J" and "Q".
00:42:21 There they are.
00:42:23 Have you talked to Chris
00:42:26 - Chris?
00:42:29 Woman:
00:42:31 Oh, "Chris" Chris.
00:42:34 "Chris" Chris. Yes.
00:42:36 I talked to him this morning.
00:42:39 Chris Caldwell
00:42:42 Yes.
00:42:44 Why did you say "he"?
00:42:46 It's a little joke we have.
00:42:50 Everybody calls Chris
00:42:55 she looks like a man.
00:42:57 She had
00:43:00 But it's gone.
00:43:02 She waxed it.
00:43:11 Tom, sorry I had
00:43:13 How'd the rest
00:43:15 How do you think it went?
00:43:18 I'm sorry.
00:43:20 Yeah, right.
00:43:22 Well, I don't really enjoy talking about it
00:43:25 but if you must know, I sometimes
00:43:29 It's very embarrassing, but it is one
00:43:32 when you're paralyzed
00:43:34 Really, Chip?!
00:43:37 that you're not completely
00:44:23 ( beeps )
00:44:43 Carol:
00:44:45 You're not
00:44:48 Look, first of all,
00:44:50 is that Jack Connor
00:44:52 - He's not gonna remember he met you.
00:44:54 - I promised my wife.
00:44:57 trying to please your wife.
00:45:02 - Yeah, I do.
00:45:05 And the thing is, I don't give
00:45:07 Who cares about
00:45:10 I mean, I don't want
00:45:12 obsessing about things
00:45:14 Yes!
00:45:17 you're gonna be able
00:45:19 - You said I wasn't gonna get fired.
00:45:22 Bob: A toast!
00:45:23 You know, Tom,
00:45:26 for a long time,
00:45:29 how long it's gonna take you
00:45:32 - Bob!
00:45:36 It's taken you a while,
00:45:38 but you finally realized
00:45:41 You're an ad man.
00:45:44 Tom Reilly.
00:45:51 Ad man.
00:45:53 Tom:
00:45:55 When you get a little bit older,
00:45:57 You're gonna realize
00:46:00 has absolutely no idea
00:46:08 I don't want
00:46:12 I don't want to go back out there,
00:46:15 we're just gonna sit in here
00:46:18 Okay?
00:46:21 Are you okay?
00:46:23 Yeah, why?
00:46:26 I know starting a job
00:46:28 but you know you can
00:46:35 Chip said you blew up
00:46:38 - What?
00:46:40 He said you were
00:46:42 I'm acting hostile?
00:46:50 ( soft rock playing )
00:46:52 ( faint cheering )
00:47:11 ( cheering intensifies )
00:47:44 Yeah!
00:47:50 ( screams )
00:47:51 ( Oliver crying
00:48:08 Jack Connor tore me
00:48:10 What the hell
00:48:12 Bob, moushiwake, okay?
00:48:15 Jack said that you made fun
00:48:18 That's not true.
00:48:20 Chris Caldwell doesn't
00:48:22 I thought Chris Caldwell was a man
00:48:28 Three creatives came
00:48:30 and said that you were
00:48:33 - Chip is trying to sabotage me.
00:48:36 He came to me and said,
00:48:38 Oh, don't you see?
00:48:40 He's like a mind-game genius,
00:48:43 You know, you may not
00:48:46 to get you hired, but you moved
00:48:50 You've got to pull
00:48:53 We're just
00:48:56 I just put him down for a nap.
00:48:59 - Did DePalma come back to you?
00:49:03 No, no, no, the other file.
00:49:04 Honey, I'm so sorry.
00:49:06 - Can I call you later? .
00:49:18 Tom, wait up.
00:49:18 Tom, wait up.
00:49:22 - Rough times, huh?
00:49:23 Hey, looks like someone could use
00:49:26 I just don't think I fit
00:49:29 - I've been there, man.
00:49:32 You are Sunburst.
00:49:34 You think so, huh?
00:49:41 The second I bought this little guy,
00:49:45 - Want to try it on?
00:49:46 why don't you keep it?
00:49:49 It's not really a hipness thing.
00:49:51 I'm not getting along
00:49:53 and that's really starting to mess up
00:49:56 Well, I think today's
00:49:59 - I'm studying to be a marriage counselor.
00:50:02 ( all laughing )
00:50:12 Sofia, remember that the laughter
00:50:15 starts deep within
00:50:16 and then just comes
00:50:20 Ha-ha-ha!
00:50:22 Yeah, I really only laugh
00:50:24 when something
00:50:27 I've noticed that Oliver
00:50:31 - He never smiles.
00:50:34 He just isn't smiling right now.
00:50:37 Now you're not gonna
00:50:40 but you are
00:50:43 and I don't think
00:50:45 You're not going to like this either,
00:50:48 And your son Petey is a dipshit.
00:50:51 It's okay.
00:50:54 - ( Oliver crying )
00:50:57 # It's professor polar bear,
00:51:00 - # It's professor polar bear. #
00:51:13 Let's start by taking
00:51:15 a nice deep breath.
00:51:17 Just relax, okay?
00:51:20 ( telephone ringing )
00:51:22 Mom!
00:51:24 Mom, answer the phone!
00:51:27 So sorry. Mom!
00:51:30 Answer the phone and don't
00:51:36 Many of the exercises I'm studying
00:51:39 so I hope you guys'll
00:51:42 - Sure.
00:51:44 Great.
00:51:46 holding each
00:51:48 - Okay, I'm leaving.
00:51:50 - No, not holding, poking.
00:51:52 Baby, he's kidding.
00:51:54 I'm kidding. Just want to lighten
00:51:57 - Lightening the mood. Come on.
00:51:59 Okay, you know what?
00:52:02 This is called
00:52:05 It's a great way to get to the root
00:52:08 You'll each complete the sentence,
00:52:12 and then tap each other
00:52:15 Sofia, you go first.
00:52:20 I'm upset that you bought
00:52:23 Now tap him.
00:52:26 Good. Tom.
00:52:27 I'm upset that...
00:52:30 we haven't had sex
00:52:36 I'm upset that you didn't get the chance
00:52:39 shoot out of your vagina.
00:52:42 Good.
00:52:43 I'm upset that
00:52:45 - You banged Chip?
00:52:48 - Yes.
00:52:51 Ow!
00:52:52 You're not supposed
00:52:57 I'm upset that you talked me
00:52:59 Don't hit me anymore please.
00:53:02 - Please don't hit me anymore.
00:53:19 No, that was helpful.
00:53:21 Look what I grabbed
00:53:24 I love you so much.
00:53:27 - I love you too.
00:53:32 You can tell me.
00:53:35 - L--
00:53:37 Wait, that might
00:53:39 Hello.
00:53:40 So I'm looking through
00:53:43 and I see a picture of a very
00:53:47 Yeah, you know what? I can't really talk
00:53:50 "Chipwich,
00:53:51 thanks for making the last
00:53:54 2 cool 2B 4-gotten."
00:53:58 Boy, those words have gotten me
00:54:05 ( slow electronica
00:54:22 I got you.
00:54:27 Got you now, you freak.
00:54:42 Oh my God.
00:54:45 Tom-- Tom is a man with vision,
00:54:50 Take this down to video tech
00:54:53 - Yes.
00:54:55 - and then make dubs.
00:54:56 Okay, all right.
00:55:02 ( Bob mimicking whale call )
00:55:12 Careful.
00:55:43 ( horn honks )
00:55:47 Hey, hey, buddy!
00:55:49 Just the man
00:55:50 We're going to do that cool
00:55:53 - I can't.
00:55:56 - I don't eat meat anymore.
00:55:58 I saw this show yesterday
00:56:01 It's all about killing animals.
00:56:02 - You became a vegetarian yesterday?
00:56:06 All right, cool, whatever.
00:56:08 - Nah.
00:56:12 Like Harry Potter
00:56:15 Tom, it's not gonna happen.
00:56:18 - Don't be an idiot, Wesley. Give it to me.
00:56:22 Now you'll get it back
00:56:24 - Hey, come here!
00:56:27 Wesley.
00:56:33 Wesley, I'm not
00:56:36 Can I help you?
00:56:39 Tom: Hey...
00:56:41 I just moved in next door.
00:56:46 Nice to meet you.
00:56:56 - Sofia: Tom.
00:57:01 Were you just yelling
00:57:03 I need you to talk to that kid.
00:57:04 His priorities are out of line.
00:57:06 - What are you talking about?
00:57:09 the video of Wesley. We got
00:57:11 Honey, if he doesn't want to
00:57:14 Sure, honey. I'll just get
00:57:17 who can swallow
00:57:19 I'm sure there's not
00:57:21 Okay, you gotta calm down.
00:57:24 - I'm acting crazy? That little twerp--
00:57:27 Could you get that?
00:57:34 Hi.
00:57:36 has my son's
00:57:41 And now they're gonna
00:57:47 Nbelievable.
00:58:02 Fireman: Let's open up
00:58:06 Tom, you are not
00:58:08 Bob left the Wesley tape
00:58:12 Ah-ah! No shoes
00:58:14 We found the culprit.
00:58:15 Somebody left the bulb
00:58:18 Don:
00:58:20 Jesus Christ, Bob.
00:58:22 - It was just an accident.
00:58:25 It's been a series
00:58:26 Earlier this week,
00:58:29 Could have been
00:58:31 Don, I can fix this.
00:58:33 I can fix it. All I got to do
00:58:37 Trust me. I can fix it.
00:58:44 Go for help now. Go!
00:58:47 Tom: I'm not gonna
00:58:49 I just want
00:58:52 Look what I got.
00:58:54 $1,000 from my very
00:58:58 For you!
00:58:59 My lawyer said I can't
00:59:02 - Your lawyer?
00:59:04 - Get away from the kids!
00:59:06 - Get away from the kids!
00:59:10 - Wesley: Come on, pick 'em up!
00:59:17 I know.
00:59:20 I will.
00:59:22 Wait, Mom. Tom just got home.
00:59:25 My dad got fired.
00:59:27 What?
00:59:30 I told him to wait.
00:59:33 He got blamed
00:59:35 Oh my God.
00:59:38 You see, the Wesley video
00:59:40 The Wesley video?
00:59:43 What?
00:59:45 You told me you taped over
00:59:49 I know, and what I'm trying
00:59:51 is that
00:59:53 But Wollebin knows that the tape thing
00:59:56 Sofia, it's a very
00:59:59 Did you tell him or not?
01:00:01 - It wouldn't have made a difference!
01:00:04 You know what, Sofia?
01:00:06 If you'd helped me get Wesley to redo
01:00:09 - none of this would have happened.
01:00:11 Your dad was gonna
01:00:13 Do you want me to volunteer
01:00:16 It didn't work.
01:00:18 I'm doing all of this
01:00:21 Everything.
01:00:23 You get to hang out
01:00:24 You think I like
01:00:25 You think I like
01:00:28 I am completely miserable!
01:00:34 - Sofia.
01:00:37 Call me when
01:01:13 Sweet ride, Tom. And I thought
01:01:17 What the hell are
01:01:18 I was just
01:01:20 Did I see Sofia leaving
01:01:22 - Don't worry about it.
01:01:24 'Cause I have heard that you've blown
01:01:27 and the one thing about women
01:01:30 - It's not work, okay?
01:01:33 Is there a midget
01:01:35 If there is, they are selling
01:01:37 - but I do not know if it works.
01:01:40 The thought of Sofia
01:01:44 I swear to God, Chip, if you go
01:01:47 What are you gonna do, Tom? You gonna
01:01:50 How do you know
01:01:52 - Let's drag.
01:01:55 How do you know
01:02:00 Chip.
01:02:02 I could not make it
01:02:04 Hope, I'm not imposing.
01:02:10 Son of a bitch.
01:02:14 Chip.
01:02:16 - Here you go.
01:02:19 ( softly )
01:02:21 I have to tell you...
01:02:25 That when I first heard the news,
01:02:27 I cried.
01:02:30 Bless you, Chip.
01:02:36 I've been going
01:02:38 I'll probably go back
01:02:40 Chip, you should stay
01:02:44 - Wouldn't want to intrude.
01:02:48 Sofia. Didn't know
01:02:51 Yeah.
01:03:31 - ( Chip laughs )
01:03:31 - ( Chip laughs )
01:03:34 Well, it's not easy swimming
01:03:37 Especially when
01:03:39 I can't believe
01:03:41 Always been
01:03:42 I do like
01:03:44 Amelia: Chip, you fill
01:03:47 and believe me,
01:03:49 It isn't just that
01:03:51 but Tom and Sofia
01:03:52 - Mom. Mom!
01:03:56 - Food was delicious.
01:03:59 - Wasn't it?
01:04:01 ( both speaking Spanish )
01:04:12 - Anyway.
01:04:15 I've got it
01:04:17 I was gonna go home,
01:04:18 Love to share it,
01:04:21 - Amelia: You want to see a movie?
01:04:26 Make yourself comfortable.
01:04:27 I have some things to do
01:04:30 - Okay.
01:04:40 Woman on TV:
01:04:42 - What do I do?
01:04:53 That's me.
01:04:55 ( doorbell rings )
01:05:00 Sofia, I need to talk to you.
01:05:02 Listen, you have every right
01:05:05 - Sweetie, I'm not angry.
01:05:08 I finally figured it out.
01:05:09 I didn't put the wrong tape
01:05:11 - Chip switched it.
01:05:13 I was right all along, baby. He's been
01:05:16 and now I have proof.
01:05:18 - in the reflection of my computer monitor.
01:05:20 What's he doing here?
01:05:23 - Get the baby away from him!
01:05:26 Why don't you take the baby?
01:05:27 Did you come over here
01:05:29 - Both: Tom!
01:05:31 Chip came over
01:05:33 And how did that happen?
01:05:36 The same way gay porn
01:05:40 You had everybody fooled,
01:05:42 - you "cripple"?
01:05:43 - That's enough.
01:05:45 Everybody feel sorry for me and have
01:05:49 Or can he?
01:05:50 He can walk.
01:05:53 What's that?
01:05:54 Get up, you faker.
01:05:56 You can walk.
01:05:59 Tom, stop it!
01:06:01 - Bob: Tom, what are you doing?
01:06:04 Tom, you're gonna hurt him!
01:06:05 - Dad, do something!
01:06:07 Tom, have you lost your mind?
01:06:09 - Tom, what are you doing?
01:06:12 - Oh, yeah? Let's find out!
01:06:14 ( screaming )
01:06:18 - He's dead!
01:06:23 This isn't Chip.
01:06:25 - Danny?
01:06:28 He died in an accident
01:06:31 He was my hero.
01:06:33 Tom, get down here!
01:06:35 - Out of the house! Out!
01:06:38 I found--
01:06:40 - I saw his--
01:06:41 I saw his reflection
01:06:44 - Bob: Out!
01:06:45 God's sakes, Tom, what the hell is
01:06:49 You just threw a disabled man
01:06:52 Moushiwake, Bob.
01:06:54 Obviously I was wrong
01:06:56 But he's the one responsible
01:07:00 What the hell is wrong with you?
01:07:02 You could have just killed him.
01:07:05 Sofia.
01:07:07 I think you should go.
01:07:21 Ow!
01:07:25 Stupid--
01:07:31 ( gears grinding )
01:07:40 - Are you sure you're okay?
01:07:46 What I'm really
01:07:50 I can tell that
01:07:54 and I think
01:07:56 because you're
01:07:59 I don't--
01:08:02 Maybe it's because
01:08:06 for something that
01:08:09 You know, I mean...
01:08:13 I know that I am.
01:08:15 You know, I mean, everybody thinks
01:08:18 The Ohio
01:08:21 and probably be hired
01:08:24 But I don't have anybody
01:08:28 And the one person
01:08:30 that really does it for me
01:08:32 is a girl that I met
01:08:36 We are the Tigers
01:08:39 and we're not cocky.
01:08:41 We'll run you... Kawasaki.
01:08:45 I've still got your panties
01:08:48 Okay, Chip.
01:08:51 Okay, it's tough to hear.
01:09:04 Stay the hell away
01:09:08 I got a news flash
01:09:11 Your wife's gone.
01:09:14 and she's finally realized it, okay?
01:09:16 Easy! Huh?
01:09:18 You think I can't defend myself
01:09:21 - ( whimpers )
01:09:25 That's for stealing
01:09:30 See you at school tomorrow!
01:09:32 ( sobbing )
01:09:35 Don't cry, Mom.
01:09:36 I don't even know how
01:09:40 What are you talking about?
01:09:42 No, I don't.
01:09:45 You always knew
01:09:47 You made it look so easy.
01:09:49 I thought I could just copy you.
01:09:51 But I just--
01:09:53 I don't know
01:09:54 No-- honey, nobody knows
01:09:58 There's nothing
01:10:02 Right.
01:10:07 It's okay, honey.
01:10:09 Mommy's here.
01:10:13 Mamá está aquí.
01:10:15 ( ringing )
01:10:21 Hello.
01:10:23 - Man: Is this senor Chip Sanders?
01:10:25 My name is Juan Castaneda
01:10:28 I am the executive
01:10:31 the ad agency in Barcelona.
01:10:33 You sent to us your résumé.
01:10:35 Yes! Hello.
01:10:39 Very good. Thank you very much.
01:10:41 please, sir, for one moment
01:10:43 to you that your work
01:10:45 Senor tomato is,
01:10:48 Yes, yes. Thank you.
01:10:51 You are very welcome.
01:10:54 You, sir, are being chosen
01:10:56 of Director Creativo.
01:10:58 Can you fly to Barcelona
01:11:01 Sure!
01:11:04 Super.
01:11:09 - ( answering machine beeps )
01:11:12 We set up a meeting
01:11:14 but you probably know all about it,
01:11:18 Screw it.
01:11:20 Shit!
01:11:32 Bob.
01:11:36 - Have you seen Sofia?
01:11:39 When I got back, she was gone.
01:11:43 Bob, there's something
01:11:45 The Wesley tape wasn't
01:11:49 I accidentally taped over it.
01:11:51 Sofia told me last night.
01:11:53 I told her the same thing
01:11:55 The only person responsible
01:11:57 for me losing my job is me.
01:12:01 I also started the fire.
01:12:03 It was an accident.
01:12:08 I wasn't aware.
01:12:10 Are you okay?
01:12:11 I bent over backwards
01:12:15 and I, you know...
01:12:17 I knew in the back
01:12:20 - It is bullshit, Bob.
01:12:22 - Screw him.
01:12:23 Screw him!
01:12:26 ( sighs )
01:12:30 You're all right.
01:12:32 Sofia's getting
01:12:34 - at Eddie's Sweets.
01:12:44 - Oh, Jesus, Tom! You gotta take a shower.
01:12:50 Go get her, son!
01:12:56 Boy: Hey, five bucks to whoever
01:13:04 ( mocking laugh )
01:13:20 These rims aren't
01:13:33 Okay, Wesley.
01:13:35 You just sign there
01:13:37 You're about to be a very
01:13:40 Try not to get the fudge
01:13:44 - Don't do it, Wesley.
01:13:46 Tom, what happened to you?
01:13:49 Will everyone just please
01:13:50 Okay, Sofia, Wesley,
01:13:53 Wesley's dad.
01:13:56 Sofia...
01:13:58 I know on paper
01:14:01 I'm selfish,
01:14:03 And I think I may have turned
01:14:06 Still, one thing you
01:14:08 is that I could smell
01:14:11 Well, this guy, Sofia,
01:14:14 And what he wants more than anything
01:14:17 You have to believe me.
01:14:20 What I realize now is
01:14:22 are the only things
01:14:25 - Am I the only one hearing violins?
01:14:28 - Baby, I can't lose you.
01:14:32 Hello.
01:14:34 Hola, senor.
01:14:37 This is my dream job
01:14:40 They're calling to make
01:14:42 It's the actual reason
01:14:43 I don't really care
01:14:46 Hey, uncool.
01:14:47 Less words.
01:14:49 I have one question.
01:14:53 do I have them buy me
01:14:56 or dos?
01:14:59 You know what, Chip?
01:15:03 And if you think I'd ever choose you
01:15:05 you're the most delusional man
01:15:07 That'd be uno.
01:15:09 Thank you.
01:15:11 Sweetie, you couldn't
01:15:15 And you've been trying
01:15:19 Great. Momento.
01:15:22 I guess this is adiós.
01:15:24 Sofia, you should know the night
01:15:29 Tom, you are never
01:15:31 and I'm gonna send you a great
01:15:34 Senor, if it's all
01:15:37 I'd like to travel today.
01:15:38 Of course, senor Chip.
01:15:42 I will have Barcelona's longest
01:15:45 Fantástico.
01:15:47 - Everything worked out.
01:15:54 Moushiwake, Chip.
01:15:58 - For what?
01:16:06 Little help?
01:16:08 ( rock music playing )
01:16:08 ( rock music playing )
01:16:19 Tom: I know you consider yourself
01:16:21 but I switched it up today.
01:16:24 What flavor is that?
01:16:26 It's chutney.
01:16:28 I'm just kidding.
01:16:31 Also, you know what
01:16:32 I mixed in a little
01:16:34 which I found in Hoboken.
01:16:36 They say it's good stuff.
01:16:38 - Hey, babe.
01:16:42 What are the men folk
01:16:44 The men--
01:16:46 are gonna go
01:16:48 'Cause I think
01:16:51 that he be exposed
01:16:53 - Hey, babe?
01:16:55 I got breakfast in the oven.
01:16:57 - I really can't be late.
01:17:01 What's 15 minutes?
01:17:03 I know how we can spend
01:17:06 Six minutes-- you really think
01:17:10 If I think about
01:17:12 I could last seven
01:17:14 What do you think
01:17:19 # Maybe you could telephone #
01:17:21 # Maybe I could meet you
01:17:28 # Call me if you're
01:17:30 # Maybe I could meet you
01:17:33 ( Sofia squeals )
01:17:35 ( man vocalizing )
01:17:43 # Mornings eleven,
01:17:46 # I can't feel
01:17:49 - # But I would #
01:17:52 - # Oh, I would #
01:17:58 # All that I've ever seen,
01:18:01 # All that I ever was #
01:18:04 - # I would #
01:18:07 - # Oh, I would #
01:18:11 So make sure that you understand,
01:18:13 in the way that those people
01:18:16 - ( Oliver crying )
01:18:19 That's the kid.
01:18:24 ( TV channels change )
01:18:27 ( shouting )
01:18:29 People are out of their minds.
01:18:32 Hey, Tom! You gotta
01:18:37 - What?
01:18:40 Let's go, man.
01:18:44 # This time of night
01:18:47 # I'd get angry
01:18:50 # Break common laws
01:18:53 # If I die clutching
01:18:56 # Don't call me boring #
01:18:58 # It's just
01:19:01 # Oh, take me on back,
01:19:03 # Take me back
01:19:06 # Where I could feel
01:19:08 # Is this the end or just
01:19:11 # Really,
01:19:14 # Wrapped up
01:19:16 # As something really,
01:19:20 # Won't you #
01:19:22 # Come by and see me?
01:19:26 # I'd break your name
01:19:28 # I really love you,
01:19:31 # No, I don't care
01:19:33 # I watched every inch
01:19:35 # Flash across
01:19:37 # And I loved it,
01:19:40 # No, I don't care if #
01:19:42 # You think I'm eager
01:19:45 # Well, I'm sorry
01:19:48 # You can't break me
01:19:51 # Would you believe it?
01:19:55 # The ring, it nearly
01:19:57 # She's got another boy,
01:20:00 # Ready your ears,
01:20:02 # And read my lips #
01:20:04 # Poetry is not a luxury #
01:20:06 # It's how I'll break this home #
01:20:08 # And when I'm really ill #
01:20:11 # Won't you cradle me? #
01:20:13 # Man is not a noble animal #
01:20:15 # But maybe woman is #
01:20:17 # Remember, I heard you #
01:20:20 # Inside your room,
01:20:24 # ntil your back's
01:20:26 # Oh, did you
01:20:29 # No, I never break
01:20:31 # if just to see this scar remain
01:20:35 # I think it's time to go home #
01:20:41 # Marianne, let the ghosts
01:20:45 # Marianne,
01:20:47 # Just shut your eyes
01:20:50 # Marianne, let the ghosts
01:20:54 # Marianne,
01:20:56 # Just shut your eyes
01:20:59 # Marianne, let the ghosts
01:21:03 # Marianne,
01:21:05 # Just shut your eyes
01:21:08 # Marianne, let the ghosts
01:21:13 # Marianne,
01:21:14 # Just shut your eyes
01:22:11 ( woman vocalizing )