Fast Track The Ex
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( soft rock music playing ) |
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# Well, here's a little game |
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# I'll give it a try # |
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# To play until |
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# I'll take |
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# All you have to do |
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# That sounds worthwhile # |
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# And imagine the future |
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# All we need # |
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# Is an afternoon |
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# And I know we'll find # |
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# We're two of a kind # |
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# Now here's a little game |
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# What kind |
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# A sort of a puzzle |
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# Now you've |
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# All you have to do |
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# Sounds simple enough # |
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# And imagine what |
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# Will be # |
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# All we need # |
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# Is an afternoon |
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# And soon |
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# We're three of a kind. # |
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- "Nigel"? |
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"Leonard." That's cute. |
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That's so cute! We have a little fat kid |
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Let's come up with our own name. |
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Like "Apple" |
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- I'll tell you what... |
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Honey, will you run in the kitchen |
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- Yes. |
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The book says it's important |
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before the child is born. |
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Oh, that book. |
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You're obsessed. |
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Honey, you know |
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makes me feel |
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Speaking of which, |
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- What? |
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Apparently, natural childbirth's |
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But everybody says |
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I'm a tough girl. |
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Whatever is best |
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Big Nose? |
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Oh, sorry, that's just the name |
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when I was looking |
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Oh, that's very funny. |
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- ( kissing ) |
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You're going |
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Whoa, whoa. |
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- Promotion day. |
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- Hey. I love you. |
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Tom! Tom! |
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How the hell are you, man? |
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Good, Forrest. |
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The last time I saw you, |
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Yeah, we got married actually. |
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Way to go, man. |
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You know, I was never one |
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she was out of your league. |
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Yeah. |
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- We're about to have a baby. |
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Yeah, good stuff. My wife and I |
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Kids are expensive |
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I just made SVP |
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Making 500 grand a year |
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We just got a beach house |
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- Oh. |
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you want |
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- Please. |
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- Oh. |
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I'll have |
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Hey, come out to the Hamptons sometime. |
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- I'll bring my yacht! |
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$500,000 a year. |
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I went to school |
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He's one of the stupidest |
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Where did I go wrong? |
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- Dude, you're a cook. |
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I should have become |
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I'd be getting BJs |
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Okay, people! |
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They're counting on you. |
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What's wrong? |
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Somebody left a bunch |
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Leon's docking |
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- That's ridiculous. |
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No, no, no, no, no, |
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Tommy, you're the only |
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Paco, my wife's about |
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This guy's going |
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Let's go, ladies! |
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I don't pay you |
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Hey, Summers, I need you |
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Leon, my sister's getting married |
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Well, you know what? You gotta tell me |
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- I can't keep track of everyone's social life. |
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- I'll sub for him, Leon. |
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Summers, I'm sorry. |
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That's it. |
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Oh, wait. |
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You got something to say, Reilly? |
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Leon, |
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And you're fired. |
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- What? |
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You heard me, Banderas. |
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Go on back to your 10-family shack |
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I don't give a shit, |
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Okay, we both got |
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I admit it. |
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Let's just have a cool-down period, okay? |
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I can get most |
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Are you kidding me? You don't |
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( clamoring ) |
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- Tom: Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop! |
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- We're sorry. We're sorry. We're sorry. |
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Uh-huh! |
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Forrest, here's some pork, |
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How's the ahi? |
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Sofia: |
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Sofia: |
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( grunts ) |
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Don't give me that crazy look, Kimmy. |
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I have too much to do |
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Kimmy: Hey, Sof', |
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Do you really think you can |
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He's getting promoted |
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We're gonna be fine. |
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I have to say, I have a hard time |
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I am not going to |
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I'm going to be |
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Of course, yeah. |
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( gasps ) |
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What? |
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- ( cell phone rings ) |
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Hello. |
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Now? |
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It's a setback, baby, |
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The important thing |
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a beautiful, perfect, |
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And we love each other. |
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Right? |
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Do you remember how we decided |
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and you were gonna |
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Sofia, it was the principle of the thing. |
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It's always |
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First, it was |
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but then you didn't want to turn into |
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Then you become |
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which lasts until you tell |
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Not an actual whore, Sofia. |
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You speak your mind and you can |
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and that's what |
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but sooner or later, |
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They don't like what they do. |
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They're bored most of the time. |
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Mm-hmm. |
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Okay, well, |
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was a message from God? |
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What do you think God's |
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Maybe he's trying to tell us |
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to move out |
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I could finally take your dad |
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I think Ohio will be the best place |
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We have your parents |
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You always said you didn't want |
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But now all I care about |
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Okay? |
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Besides, |
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will be a pretty great job |
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Think up ideas all day long, |
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- We could have a house and a car. |
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- It would be a lot quieter. |
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We could have a yard. |
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That's what |
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you, me, Ollie, |
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chillin' in our yard |
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- with our cows. |
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You know how to bake a pie? |
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( rock music playing ) |
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# He was tied to the bed # |
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# With a miracle drug |
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# In the other, |
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# That I understand |
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# With a stamp # |
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# That said, "Thank you |
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Whoo-hoo, Ohio! |
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- # While preparing his soul # |
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# For a perilous slide |
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# He had decided |
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# On this side of divine # |
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# Being told |
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Lot of white people |
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# That there'd be payback |
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# So why # |
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# All the history now? # |
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Kids, welcome! |
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Great! |
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They're in |
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- Look at that baby! |
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- I'm gonna eat you up! |
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Your stuff got here |
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not that you |
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Dad, our apartment in New York |
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I love it. |
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Whose furniture is this? |
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- Surprise! |
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- Oh, thank you. |
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They threw in the bassinet |
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( speaks Spanish ) |
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Mom, what's with all |
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This is your mother's |
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Oh, it's not a crusade, |
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Nancy Hodgekiss told me |
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that just moved here |
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So I thought there must be |
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So I'm teaching |
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You know, having a job |
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It's not just |
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It's about having |
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It's about feeling |
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- Dad. |
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No, I'm not talking |
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I'm talking about |
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- Dad, Tom was a chef. |
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Personally, I think being |
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You want a tip on how to succeed, |
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Did you know that your wife |
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That she got 170 |
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I know that, Bob. |
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If you remember, |
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Me llamo el pollo... |
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Don't eat me! |
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You know who I'm putting |
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- Chip Sanders. |
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Who's Chip Sanders? |
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Amelia: |
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He's just this guy |
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Eat up, Tom. You got 20 more |
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So what's this |
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I haven't seen him |
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We were |
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Which reminds me, |
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When are you gonna dig out |
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and do a little |
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I don't know. Are you gonna |
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Oh, I will score |
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I will. |
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Tom, don't. |
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It's just... |
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Oliver eats from there. |
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I'm sorry. Maybe it's just |
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- Is that okay? |
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- It's totally fine. |
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Wish me luck, family members. |
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- Give 'em hell. |
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( silent ) |
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- # You've got the right # |
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Tom, hi. |
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- Welcome to Sunburst. |
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I should've told you, |
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Casual Friday |
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No, it's not business casual. |
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It's business appropriate. |
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It's about being yourself, |
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It's kind of special. |
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You know, I've been here |
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Last year |
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His name-- Don Wollebin. |
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Bob: Guys! Guys, |
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Our new assistant |
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- Both: Hey, Tom. |
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- This is Manny. |
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- Uh-oh. Uh-oh. |
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- What's that? |
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- You got something in your hand there? |
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- Whoops! |
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Nice, Manny! |
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- Can't let my man down. |
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The "yes" ball gets thrown around |
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It's a way of showing |
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- Oh. |
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that every company |
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Do you know what |
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Sure. |
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An organism is a living thing. |
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Is it, Tom? |
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What about a person? |
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A person's a living thing. |
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Forgive me, Tom, but that's a pretty |
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See, here at Sunburst, |
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- not like things. |
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Don't worry about it. It took me |
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Once you start thinking |
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it'll turn your whole |
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Come on. |
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Bob: People just aren't eating |
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So Don says, |
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Forget fried fish. |
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Let's re-invent |
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As a hamburger spread. |
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Call it 'Pickle Whip' |
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and sell it to teenagers!" |
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- That's classic Wollebin. |
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Now last but not least, |
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I want to introduce |
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To our new assistant |
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Tom Reilly. |
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Thank you all. I'm sure |
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- Sit down, Tom. It's all right. |
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- Hey, Tom. |
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Nice catch! |
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- Throw it! |
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Here we go! |
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Yes, throw it around! |
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Oh, I don't want to do it, either. |
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Go long! |
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Come on, buddy. |
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Unfortunately, |
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And I haven't been |
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Since I was five. |
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It's great to meet you, though. |
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This is the guy you're |
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Hey, Chip, I'm really sorry |
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I feel like an idiot. |
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Hold it right there, Tom. |
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The Japanese have a term |
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It's a way of saying |
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and taking responsibility. |
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At Sunburst, if you feel |
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you write a moushiwake |
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on one of these |
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Here. Here you go. |
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Just go ahead, |
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"Chip, I'm sorry I threw |
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It's supposed |
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Tom, don't you |
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If I got depressed every time |
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- I'd never get out of bed. |
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Tom, you'll be working |
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- Oh, sticky. |
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Chip just won Ohio |
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- Congratulations. |
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He created |
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for the Ketchup Kaliente campaign. |
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Ay, caliente! |
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Arriba. |
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- I love this guy. |
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There's not a lot of Latino characters |
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He seems like |
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Well, it's nice to do well, |
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but also to do good. |
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But also to do good. |
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Ay, caliente! |
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- ( cooing ) |
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It's Mr. Stinky-winky! |
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It's Mr. Stinky-winky's pinkies. |
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You made mommy |
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Yes, you did. |
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A binky drinky. |
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"He backed away. His hand |
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You don't understand |
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"Johnson told the senate |
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he was satisfied |
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even though it represented |
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from last year." |
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So... |
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You married Sofia Kowalski. |
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- You are one lucky man. |
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- Do you love her, Tom? |
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Do you earn her love |
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I believe I do, Chip. |
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That's all I need to hear. |
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So, listen, I want you to know |
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Whether you got this job |
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or had to earn it |
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What's important is that you're here, |
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Okay, well, I'm just |
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Whatever you got for me, |
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Hang on there, killer. We're gonna |
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- Did you see "Karate Kid"? |
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Miyagi. Macchio. |
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And right now we're in the |
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Advertising here. |
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Advertising never here. |
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She and my mom got in a heated argument |
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and started hitting her, |
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while my dad stood |
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Man #2: Did you later find out |
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- Hearsay. |
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- Man #2: Did you ever hear your sister say |
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- that she hated your mother? . |
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- Hi. |
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- What are you doing? |
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- Are those snaps? |
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- That's pretty cool. |
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My dad won't let me |
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- That's bullshit, dude. |
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This is all I can do. |
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Want to trade? |
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- Just kidding. |
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Like, that one was a dud. |
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It happens. |
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So during the school year |
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And I spend the summer |
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But he's at work |
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and all my friends |
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so it's pretty gay. |
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Hey, think fast. |
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I'm just messing with you. |
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- I'm Carol, by the way. |
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- Hey, Tom, can I give you some advice? |
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Get out of here. Run. |
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Walk out that door |
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I'm just kidding. |
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But not really. |
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This is gonna be awesome. |
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Watch your legs. |
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How we doing, gang, huh? |
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Uh-oh. Either one |
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- Is this your yogurt? |
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Oh, because Bob had said |
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free snacks |
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Muffins. |
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Muffins are for everyone. |
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Everyone knows that. |
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- You're new. |
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No, no, I'm your mentor. |
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I'll go hungry today. |
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No, no, please. |
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No, you've already done about two-thirds |
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Okay, enjoy. It's peach. |
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I give you one week. |
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Sofia: |
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Hi, Dad! |
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Dad, I pooped today. |
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Hey, please change |
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My dad loves Chip. |
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- What about me? |
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You're his son-in-law. |
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Chip's a great guy, babe. |
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I don't know. He seems a little |
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Well, maybe you'd be |
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if you'd lost |
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It's not that. |
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He just-- he's nice. |
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I just-- I think he might |
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Tom, this is your |
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I really hope you're |
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I'm not saying anything |
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Everybody has a dark side. |
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I'm very dangerous. |
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- Oh, yeah? |
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- Come here. |
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What's up? |
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- Who is that person? |
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His dad doesn't let |
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I don't see the wisdom |
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I don't see the wisdom |
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of selling directly |
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Do you remember we spoke about |
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We've got |
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web advertising, |
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Actually, it's a four-pronged strategy. |
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Direct mailing |
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- Actually, it is. |
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It is, Chip. If you took the time |
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pages 23 through 29, |
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I specifically said, |
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Now "no junk mail" means |
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Did my son say |
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This meeting is over. |
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( sighs ) |
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I'm really sorry. |
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I guess I shouldn't |
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That report was for internal |
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That's what "for internal |
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Mr. Nordhaus' son asked us |
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about the direct mailing. |
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Because in five years, |
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- Mr. Nordhaus'll be dead. |
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- ( phone clicks ) |
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Bob, I'm really sorry. |
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I mean, moushiwake. |
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I'll write |
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Bob, if anybody should be |
00:25:40 |
- Tom is my responsibility. |
00:25:43 |
He's the one |
00:25:45 |
Wollebin gets back |
00:25:48 |
I don't want to tell him you blew |
00:25:52 |
I'm gonna say it was me. |
00:25:53 |
Oh, no, no, I can't let you |
00:25:56 |
- Let me do it. |
00:25:58 |
It's my family. |
00:26:00 |
I'll clean up the mess. |
00:26:03 |
Well, thank you, Bob. |
00:26:05 |
Let's go back to work. |
00:26:15 |
Hey, Tom, it's probably |
00:26:17 |
but I doubt I'd ever |
00:26:20 |
take a bullet |
00:26:22 |
- Chip, it is none of your business. |
00:26:26 |
We are the Tigers! |
00:26:28 |
And we're not cocky. |
00:26:31 |
But we'll run you over... |
00:26:33 |
Both: |
00:26:35 |
Vroom-vroom! |
00:26:37 |
- Hey, baby. |
00:26:39 |
- This is him. |
00:26:42 |
look what you've made! |
00:26:43 |
Who's the father? |
00:26:46 |
Sofia, ready, okay! |
00:26:49 |
Remember this? |
00:26:51 |
Both: |
00:26:53 |
W-i-n-n-e-r! |
00:26:57 |
That's it! |
00:26:59 |
Let me tell you |
00:27:01 |
L-o-s-e-r! |
00:27:04 |
- That's great. |
00:27:06 |
Riverside Tigers, |
00:27:08 |
Riverside Tigers, |
00:27:11 |
- I want to show you my-- |
00:27:14 |
- Explode. |
00:27:16 |
- Explode! |
00:27:20 |
Explode? |
00:27:21 |
Come on, you remember |
00:27:23 |
- Come on, I got you. Ready? Ha! |
00:27:26 |
Explode! |
00:27:31 |
Oh, yeah. |
00:27:36 |
I can't believe he remembered |
00:27:38 |
Oh, yeah, |
00:27:41 |
I bet he had a huge crush |
00:27:43 |
Well... |
00:27:45 |
we did sort of |
00:27:48 |
What? |
00:27:51 |
I thought you said he was |
00:27:53 |
Well, not completely. |
00:27:57 |
So you just, like, |
00:27:59 |
It was a long time ago. |
00:28:01 |
I didn't want you thinking |
00:28:03 |
It's gross. I think you showed |
00:28:06 |
- Why? |
00:28:10 |
but he's a dick. |
00:28:11 |
You're not really jealous, |
00:28:15 |
Don't you know I'm saving |
00:28:20 |
- You have a special cheer? |
00:28:24 |
Can I see it? |
00:28:26 |
Show me upstairs. |
00:28:30 |
- Hi. |
00:28:35 |
Can I get you anything? |
00:28:37 |
No, I'm all right. |
00:28:39 |
Got my Twizzler. |
00:28:43 |
- You got it? |
00:28:47 |
So you spend any time at your |
00:28:49 |
Wesley's mom |
00:28:52 |
and his dad works late. |
00:28:54 |
Oh... |
00:28:56 |
well, I'm glad |
00:28:58 |
Welcome to the family, Wesley. |
00:29:00 |
Thanks, Tom. |
00:29:04 |
You wanna see |
00:29:06 |
Sure. |
00:29:12 |
( gulps ) |
00:29:17 |
Wesley, you're gonna |
00:29:19 |
That was awesome. |
00:29:20 |
Wait a second. |
00:29:23 |
- Sofia: What are you doing? |
00:29:26 |
This is how I'm gonna |
00:29:28 |
You gotta promise me |
00:29:31 |
Do that again. |
00:29:34 |
- I don't feel so good. |
00:29:37 |
- I don't know. |
00:29:39 |
- Tom! |
00:29:50 |
Ow! |
00:29:54 |
You hit my face. |
00:29:58 |
If you want to feel |
00:30:00 |
in the vastness of the universe, |
00:30:04 |
try boarding |
00:30:07 |
You, inspire me. |
00:30:08 |
Sorry about your face. |
00:30:12 |
That's Don Wollebin. |
00:30:16 |
The rollercoaster |
00:30:19 |
Right? |
00:30:20 |
Smash cut to this guy. |
00:30:23 |
"I am going so fast! |
00:30:26 |
And a brief shot of his buddies. |
00:30:29 |
This can only |
00:30:31 |
"Whoaaaa!" |
00:30:33 |
Rolls right into |
00:30:36 |
Tagline: |
00:30:38 |
( mimics child's voice ) |
00:30:39 |
( chuckles ) |
00:30:46 |
Hmm. |
00:30:52 |
- That feels like a commercial. |
00:30:55 |
Who here |
00:31:01 |
Really, you like commercials? |
00:31:04 |
Nobody likes commercials. |
00:31:06 |
You know, that's true too. |
00:31:08 |
( all murmuring ) |
00:31:11 |
We need a new slogan |
00:31:15 |
( murmurs ) |
00:31:17 |
Definitely food for thought. |
00:31:21 |
Chipper, did you-- |
00:31:23 |
Yes, I will give it a go. |
00:31:25 |
Uh, Don, I've been thinking |
00:31:28 |
I don't see these as commercials, |
00:31:32 |
Having said that... |
00:31:34 |
Power Pickle. |
00:31:38 |
only less Mexican, |
00:31:39 |
Power Pickle |
00:31:43 |
He loves |
00:31:45 |
Also enjoys |
00:31:48 |
Most of all, |
00:31:52 |
Ha! |
00:31:55 |
I think you have |
00:31:58 |
( whispers ) |
00:32:01 |
"Power Pickle." |
00:32:04 |
It's phallic. |
00:32:07 |
- Bob: Phallic. |
00:32:13 |
Anyone else? |
00:32:15 |
- Well, I have something. |
00:32:18 |
This is Tom Reilly. He's our |
00:32:21 |
Tom, it's generally |
00:32:24 |
or the associate- |
00:32:26 |
who make these proposals. |
00:32:29 |
It is better to listen |
00:32:32 |
than a rich fool. |
00:32:34 |
I want to hear the beggar. |
00:32:36 |
Okay, thank you. |
00:32:38 |
I saw this kid do this |
00:32:40 |
kind of funny trick |
00:32:42 |
And I don't know, |
00:32:44 |
I think it would make a hilarious ad. |
00:32:54 |
( laughing ) |
00:32:56 |
No way! |
00:32:59 |
That's funny. |
00:33:05 |
Congratulations, Tom. |
00:33:12 |
Tom, I want you going down |
00:33:13 |
to show this thing |
00:33:15 |
- Chip. |
00:33:16 |
You're Tom's wingman |
00:33:18 |
Wingman, his. |
00:33:22 |
How about that? |
00:33:24 |
Do you mountain bike? |
00:33:25 |
Yeah, whenever I get |
00:33:29 |
There's some amazing trails |
00:33:32 |
It's awe-inspiring. |
00:33:36 |
Yeah. |
00:33:39 |
- All right. |
00:33:41 |
I got to get a bike. |
00:33:46 |
Hey, I hope there's |
00:33:48 |
'cause I thought your whole |
00:33:51 |
- when he was skydiving and stuff-- |
00:33:54 |
Let me tell you something: |
00:33:58 |
you're sorely mistaken, okay? |
00:33:59 |
I can think up ideas |
00:34:02 |
And someday, when I'm |
00:34:05 |
I'm gonna look back |
00:34:07 |
as some sad, pathetic, |
00:34:10 |
little joke. |
00:34:13 |
He said that? |
00:34:15 |
I have no idea what |
00:34:17 |
There's this ad agency |
00:34:19 |
They're, like, cutting-edge |
00:34:22 |
Chip applied for a job there. |
00:34:25 |
but I saw him |
00:34:28 |
of Senor Tomato figurines. |
00:34:30 |
- That guy is out of his mind. |
00:34:34 |
He is great |
00:34:36 |
- How do you know? |
00:34:39 |
She said it was |
00:34:42 |
Apparently, he can, like, |
00:34:45 |
and then the angle |
00:34:47 |
- because you're sitting-- |
00:34:52 |
- What the hell? |
00:34:57 |
- Someone stole the picture of my wife. |
00:35:03 |
- Sofia Kowalski! |
00:35:06 |
Hey, it is so good |
00:35:08 |
- And who is this little guy? |
00:35:12 |
Petey-- |
00:35:14 |
Petey, |
00:35:16 |
Do you want |
00:35:18 |
Hmm? Yeah? |
00:35:20 |
Oh, that's a big yes. |
00:35:22 |
Oh, yes. |
00:35:25 |
Loves. |
00:35:26 |
Oh. Loves. |
00:35:29 |
Loves for your new friend, oh. |
00:35:34 |
"Apana" is the sanskrit word |
00:35:37 |
The apana asana |
00:35:41 |
And helps with gas |
00:35:43 |
Shall we get permission? |
00:35:46 |
- ( all whispering ) |
00:35:47 |
Do you want to do apana? |
00:35:53 |
Good? Thank you. |
00:35:54 |
Abby: |
00:35:56 |
I noticed that you didn't |
00:35:59 |
In our class, |
00:36:03 |
You must ask |
00:36:05 |
- before you do anything. |
00:36:09 |
Isn't that right, Petey? |
00:36:15 |
Did you need some? |
00:36:18 |
I don't know. |
00:36:20 |
It's bag balm. |
00:36:22 |
Dairy farmers use it |
00:36:25 |
It is the best thing |
00:36:28 |
I have a ton at home. |
00:36:31 |
Thanks. Yeah, breastfeeding's |
00:36:33 |
As soon as Oliver |
00:36:35 |
I'm switching |
00:36:37 |
( fussing, |
00:36:40 |
Sofia, please no formula. |
00:36:42 |
If you don't want to do it, |
00:36:51 |
Wollebin just gave this to me |
00:36:54 |
- Wow. |
00:36:56 |
it hasn't been exactly |
00:36:59 |
since he took over. |
00:37:01 |
Anyway, I just want |
00:37:04 |
I think you're |
00:37:07 |
Well, thank you... |
00:37:10 |
- Dad. |
00:37:13 |
What? |
00:37:15 |
Have I showed you |
00:37:18 |
No. |
00:37:20 |
Sometimes I just sit |
00:37:23 |
- ( whales calling ) |
00:37:26 |
I even give them names. |
00:37:29 |
That one-- ow, fuck! |
00:37:31 |
- Are you okay? |
00:37:50 |
- ( Oliver crying ) |
00:37:54 |
( shushing ) |
00:38:00 |
- After you. |
00:38:03 |
Hello, wife. |
00:38:05 |
Hello, child. |
00:38:07 |
- Daddy's home. |
00:38:10 |
Oh, no! |
00:38:15 |
Hey, little bear. |
00:38:17 |
- ( stops crying ) |
00:38:20 |
Gotta be kidding me. |
00:38:22 |
- What's with the bike? |
00:38:24 |
Wollebin asked me to go |
00:38:27 |
He asked me right after |
00:38:29 |
of the Pickle Whip |
00:38:31 |
- $1,200? |
00:38:35 |
Try and bend those rims. |
00:38:37 |
Try. Kick 'em. |
00:38:39 |
They're called |
00:38:41 |
Honey, you've never been |
00:38:43 |
Look, if you want me to return the bike, |
00:38:46 |
- I want you to return the bike. |
00:38:49 |
Because I think |
00:38:52 |
and I think it's good |
00:38:54 |
My day was terrible. |
00:38:56 |
This girl I hated |
00:38:58 |
and made me go |
00:39:00 |
and everyone called me |
00:39:02 |
You're an amazing mommy. |
00:39:04 |
Daddy gets to go mountain |
00:39:07 |
Chip can't go |
00:39:09 |
- Tom. |
00:39:13 |
I don't think making fun |
00:39:15 |
It was a joke. |
00:39:22 |
Asleep in under |
00:39:24 |
Daddy's got |
00:39:26 |
So what does Wesley get out |
00:39:29 |
I already got him |
00:39:31 |
He gets $1,000 |
00:39:35 |
What are you doing? |
00:39:36 |
It's bag balm, Tom. |
00:39:39 |
"Rub on udders." Wow. |
00:39:43 |
I don't know, sweetie. |
00:39:45 |
a little exploitative |
00:39:47 |
Oh, I get it. |
00:39:48 |
I think I see what's happening. |
00:39:51 |
Somebody's a little jealous. |
00:39:53 |
- What? |
00:39:55 |
You're used |
00:39:57 |
And now I'm in |
00:39:59 |
It's probably driving |
00:40:02 |
Admit it. |
00:40:15 |
- Score a touchdown. |
00:40:23 |
Use the bag balm. |
00:40:28 |
Jack, good to see you again. |
00:40:30 |
Please meet Tom Reilly. |
00:40:32 |
( Irish accent ) |
00:40:34 |
Do you have Irish blood |
00:40:36 |
( Irish accent ) |
00:40:39 |
so I have a wee bit |
00:40:42 |
Are you making fun of me? |
00:40:48 |
( normal voice ) |
00:40:53 |
I thought that was |
00:40:55 |
- Why? |
00:40:57 |
I don't know. |
00:41:00 |
That was unfortunate. |
00:41:02 |
Jack, you're gonna love |
00:41:11 |
( gulps ) |
00:41:16 |
I mean, |
00:41:18 |
Is that incredible |
00:41:20 |
When I saw that kid, |
00:41:24 |
We've all just said hello |
00:41:26 |
- Well done, Chip. |
00:41:29 |
So sorry, but you're gonna |
00:41:34 |
Jack. |
00:41:37 |
- Oh, certainly, of course. |
00:41:40 |
Chip: |
00:41:42 |
and present the market- |
00:41:47 |
Market-penetration |
00:41:50 |
Something that's very important |
00:41:55 |
Penetration. |
00:41:58 |
Let's stick |
00:42:00 |
Because that way we know |
00:42:04 |
Profit. |
00:42:06 |
Isn't "p" price? |
00:42:08 |
You're thinking |
00:42:10 |
This is a lowercase "p". |
00:42:12 |
Write that down. |
00:42:14 |
Next slide. |
00:42:18 |
That's just "J" and "Q". |
00:42:21 |
There they are. |
00:42:23 |
Have you talked to Chris |
00:42:26 |
- Chris? |
00:42:29 |
Woman: |
00:42:31 |
Oh, "Chris" Chris. |
00:42:34 |
"Chris" Chris. Yes. |
00:42:36 |
I talked to him this morning. |
00:42:39 |
Chris Caldwell |
00:42:42 |
Yes. |
00:42:44 |
Why did you say "he"? |
00:42:46 |
It's a little joke we have. |
00:42:50 |
Everybody calls Chris |
00:42:55 |
she looks like a man. |
00:42:57 |
She had |
00:43:00 |
But it's gone. |
00:43:02 |
She waxed it. |
00:43:11 |
Tom, sorry I had |
00:43:13 |
How'd the rest |
00:43:15 |
How do you think it went? |
00:43:18 |
I'm sorry. |
00:43:20 |
Yeah, right. |
00:43:22 |
Well, I don't really enjoy talking about it |
00:43:25 |
but if you must know, I sometimes |
00:43:29 |
It's very embarrassing, but it is one |
00:43:32 |
when you're paralyzed |
00:43:34 |
Really, Chip?! |
00:43:37 |
that you're not completely |
00:44:23 |
( beeps ) |
00:44:43 |
Carol: |
00:44:45 |
You're not |
00:44:48 |
Look, first of all, |
00:44:50 |
is that Jack Connor |
00:44:52 |
- He's not gonna remember he met you. |
00:44:54 |
- I promised my wife. |
00:44:57 |
trying to please your wife. |
00:45:02 |
- Yeah, I do. |
00:45:05 |
And the thing is, I don't give |
00:45:07 |
Who cares about |
00:45:10 |
I mean, I don't want |
00:45:12 |
obsessing about things |
00:45:14 |
Yes! |
00:45:17 |
you're gonna be able |
00:45:19 |
- You said I wasn't gonna get fired. |
00:45:22 |
Bob: A toast! |
00:45:23 |
You know, Tom, |
00:45:26 |
for a long time, |
00:45:29 |
how long it's gonna take you |
00:45:32 |
- Bob! |
00:45:36 |
It's taken you a while, |
00:45:38 |
but you finally realized |
00:45:41 |
You're an ad man. |
00:45:44 |
Tom Reilly. |
00:45:51 |
Ad man. |
00:45:53 |
Tom: |
00:45:55 |
When you get a little bit older, |
00:45:57 |
You're gonna realize |
00:46:00 |
has absolutely no idea |
00:46:08 |
I don't want |
00:46:12 |
I don't want to go back out there, |
00:46:15 |
we're just gonna sit in here |
00:46:18 |
Okay? |
00:46:21 |
Are you okay? |
00:46:23 |
Yeah, why? |
00:46:26 |
I know starting a job |
00:46:28 |
but you know you can |
00:46:35 |
Chip said you blew up |
00:46:38 |
- What? |
00:46:40 |
He said you were |
00:46:42 |
I'm acting hostile? |
00:46:50 |
( soft rock playing ) |
00:46:52 |
( faint cheering ) |
00:47:11 |
( cheering intensifies ) |
00:47:44 |
Yeah! |
00:47:50 |
( screams ) |
00:47:51 |
( Oliver crying |
00:48:08 |
Jack Connor tore me |
00:48:10 |
What the hell |
00:48:12 |
Bob, moushiwake, okay? |
00:48:15 |
Jack said that you made fun |
00:48:18 |
That's not true. |
00:48:20 |
Chris Caldwell doesn't |
00:48:22 |
I thought Chris Caldwell was a man |
00:48:28 |
Three creatives came |
00:48:30 |
and said that you were |
00:48:33 |
- Chip is trying to sabotage me. |
00:48:36 |
He came to me and said, |
00:48:38 |
Oh, don't you see? |
00:48:40 |
He's like a mind-game genius, |
00:48:43 |
You know, you may not |
00:48:46 |
to get you hired, but you moved |
00:48:50 |
You've got to pull |
00:48:53 |
We're just |
00:48:56 |
I just put him down for a nap. |
00:48:59 |
- Did DePalma come back to you? |
00:49:03 |
No, no, no, the other file. |
00:49:04 |
Honey, I'm so sorry. |
00:49:06 |
- Can I call you later? . |
00:49:18 |
Tom, wait up. |
00:49:18 |
Tom, wait up. |
00:49:22 |
- Rough times, huh? |
00:49:23 |
Hey, looks like someone could use |
00:49:26 |
I just don't think I fit |
00:49:29 |
- I've been there, man. |
00:49:32 |
You are Sunburst. |
00:49:34 |
You think so, huh? |
00:49:41 |
The second I bought this little guy, |
00:49:45 |
- Want to try it on? |
00:49:46 |
why don't you keep it? |
00:49:49 |
It's not really a hipness thing. |
00:49:51 |
I'm not getting along |
00:49:53 |
and that's really starting to mess up |
00:49:56 |
Well, I think today's |
00:49:59 |
- I'm studying to be a marriage counselor. |
00:50:02 |
( all laughing ) |
00:50:12 |
Sofia, remember that the laughter |
00:50:15 |
starts deep within |
00:50:16 |
and then just comes |
00:50:20 |
Ha-ha-ha! |
00:50:22 |
Yeah, I really only laugh |
00:50:24 |
when something |
00:50:27 |
I've noticed that Oliver |
00:50:31 |
- He never smiles. |
00:50:34 |
He just isn't smiling right now. |
00:50:37 |
Now you're not gonna |
00:50:40 |
but you are |
00:50:43 |
and I don't think |
00:50:45 |
You're not going to like this either, |
00:50:48 |
And your son Petey is a dipshit. |
00:50:51 |
It's okay. |
00:50:54 |
- ( Oliver crying ) |
00:50:57 |
# It's professor polar bear, |
00:51:00 |
- # It's professor polar bear. # |
00:51:13 |
Let's start by taking |
00:51:15 |
a nice deep breath. |
00:51:17 |
Just relax, okay? |
00:51:20 |
( telephone ringing ) |
00:51:22 |
Mom! |
00:51:24 |
Mom, answer the phone! |
00:51:27 |
So sorry. Mom! |
00:51:30 |
Answer the phone and don't |
00:51:36 |
Many of the exercises I'm studying |
00:51:39 |
so I hope you guys'll |
00:51:42 |
- Sure. |
00:51:44 |
Great. |
00:51:46 |
holding each |
00:51:48 |
- Okay, I'm leaving. |
00:51:50 |
- No, not holding, poking. |
00:51:52 |
Baby, he's kidding. |
00:51:54 |
I'm kidding. Just want to lighten |
00:51:57 |
- Lightening the mood. Come on. |
00:51:59 |
Okay, you know what? |
00:52:02 |
This is called |
00:52:05 |
It's a great way to get to the root |
00:52:08 |
You'll each complete the sentence, |
00:52:12 |
and then tap each other |
00:52:15 |
Sofia, you go first. |
00:52:20 |
I'm upset that you bought |
00:52:23 |
Now tap him. |
00:52:26 |
Good. Tom. |
00:52:27 |
I'm upset that... |
00:52:30 |
we haven't had sex |
00:52:36 |
I'm upset that you didn't get the chance |
00:52:39 |
shoot out of your vagina. |
00:52:42 |
Good. |
00:52:43 |
I'm upset that |
00:52:45 |
- You banged Chip? |
00:52:48 |
- Yes. |
00:52:51 |
Ow! |
00:52:52 |
You're not supposed |
00:52:57 |
I'm upset that you talked me |
00:52:59 |
Don't hit me anymore please. |
00:53:02 |
- Please don't hit me anymore. |
00:53:19 |
No, that was helpful. |
00:53:21 |
Look what I grabbed |
00:53:24 |
I love you so much. |
00:53:27 |
- I love you too. |
00:53:32 |
You can tell me. |
00:53:35 |
- L-- |
00:53:37 |
Wait, that might |
00:53:39 |
Hello. |
00:53:40 |
So I'm looking through |
00:53:43 |
and I see a picture of a very |
00:53:47 |
Yeah, you know what? I can't really talk |
00:53:50 |
"Chipwich, |
00:53:51 |
thanks for making the last |
00:53:54 |
2 cool 2B 4-gotten." |
00:53:58 |
Boy, those words have gotten me |
00:54:05 |
( slow electronica |
00:54:22 |
I got you. |
00:54:27 |
Got you now, you freak. |
00:54:42 |
Oh my God. |
00:54:45 |
Tom-- Tom is a man with vision, |
00:54:50 |
Take this down to video tech |
00:54:53 |
- Yes. |
00:54:55 |
- and then make dubs. |
00:54:56 |
Okay, all right. |
00:55:02 |
( Bob mimicking whale call ) |
00:55:12 |
Careful. |
00:55:43 |
( horn honks ) |
00:55:47 |
Hey, hey, buddy! |
00:55:49 |
Just the man |
00:55:50 |
We're going to do that cool |
00:55:53 |
- I can't. |
00:55:56 |
- I don't eat meat anymore. |
00:55:58 |
I saw this show yesterday |
00:56:01 |
It's all about killing animals. |
00:56:02 |
- You became a vegetarian yesterday? |
00:56:06 |
All right, cool, whatever. |
00:56:08 |
- Nah. |
00:56:12 |
Like Harry Potter |
00:56:15 |
Tom, it's not gonna happen. |
00:56:18 |
- Don't be an idiot, Wesley. Give it to me. |
00:56:22 |
Now you'll get it back |
00:56:24 |
- Hey, come here! |
00:56:27 |
Wesley. |
00:56:33 |
Wesley, I'm not |
00:56:36 |
Can I help you? |
00:56:39 |
Tom: Hey... |
00:56:41 |
I just moved in next door. |
00:56:46 |
Nice to meet you. |
00:56:56 |
- Sofia: Tom. |
00:57:01 |
Were you just yelling |
00:57:03 |
I need you to talk to that kid. |
00:57:04 |
His priorities are out of line. |
00:57:06 |
- What are you talking about? |
00:57:09 |
the video of Wesley. We got |
00:57:11 |
Honey, if he doesn't want to |
00:57:14 |
Sure, honey. I'll just get |
00:57:17 |
who can swallow |
00:57:19 |
I'm sure there's not |
00:57:21 |
Okay, you gotta calm down. |
00:57:24 |
- I'm acting crazy? That little twerp-- |
00:57:27 |
Could you get that? |
00:57:34 |
Hi. |
00:57:36 |
has my son's |
00:57:41 |
And now they're gonna |
00:57:47 |
Nbelievable. |
00:58:02 |
Fireman: Let's open up |
00:58:06 |
Tom, you are not |
00:58:08 |
Bob left the Wesley tape |
00:58:12 |
Ah-ah! No shoes |
00:58:14 |
We found the culprit. |
00:58:15 |
Somebody left the bulb |
00:58:18 |
Don: |
00:58:20 |
Jesus Christ, Bob. |
00:58:22 |
- It was just an accident. |
00:58:25 |
It's been a series |
00:58:26 |
Earlier this week, |
00:58:29 |
Could have been |
00:58:31 |
Don, I can fix this. |
00:58:33 |
I can fix it. All I got to do |
00:58:37 |
Trust me. I can fix it. |
00:58:44 |
Go for help now. Go! |
00:58:47 |
Tom: I'm not gonna |
00:58:49 |
I just want |
00:58:52 |
Look what I got. |
00:58:54 |
$1,000 from my very |
00:58:58 |
For you! |
00:58:59 |
My lawyer said I can't |
00:59:02 |
- Your lawyer? |
00:59:04 |
- Get away from the kids! |
00:59:06 |
- Get away from the kids! |
00:59:10 |
- Wesley: Come on, pick 'em up! |
00:59:17 |
I know. |
00:59:20 |
I will. |
00:59:22 |
Wait, Mom. Tom just got home. |
00:59:25 |
My dad got fired. |
00:59:27 |
What? |
00:59:30 |
I told him to wait. |
00:59:33 |
He got blamed |
00:59:35 |
Oh my God. |
00:59:38 |
You see, the Wesley video |
00:59:40 |
The Wesley video? |
00:59:43 |
What? |
00:59:45 |
You told me you taped over |
00:59:49 |
I know, and what I'm trying |
00:59:51 |
is that |
00:59:53 |
But Wollebin knows that the tape thing |
00:59:56 |
Sofia, it's a very |
00:59:59 |
Did you tell him or not? |
01:00:01 |
- It wouldn't have made a difference! |
01:00:04 |
You know what, Sofia? |
01:00:06 |
If you'd helped me get Wesley to redo |
01:00:09 |
- none of this would have happened. |
01:00:11 |
Your dad was gonna |
01:00:13 |
Do you want me to volunteer |
01:00:16 |
It didn't work. |
01:00:18 |
I'm doing all of this |
01:00:21 |
Everything. |
01:00:23 |
You get to hang out |
01:00:24 |
You think I like |
01:00:25 |
You think I like |
01:00:28 |
I am completely miserable! |
01:00:34 |
- Sofia. |
01:00:37 |
Call me when |
01:01:13 |
Sweet ride, Tom. And I thought |
01:01:17 |
What the hell are |
01:01:18 |
I was just |
01:01:20 |
Did I see Sofia leaving |
01:01:22 |
- Don't worry about it. |
01:01:24 |
'Cause I have heard that you've blown |
01:01:27 |
and the one thing about women |
01:01:30 |
- It's not work, okay? |
01:01:33 |
Is there a midget |
01:01:35 |
If there is, they are selling |
01:01:37 |
- but I do not know if it works. |
01:01:40 |
The thought of Sofia |
01:01:44 |
I swear to God, Chip, if you go |
01:01:47 |
What are you gonna do, Tom? You gonna |
01:01:50 |
How do you know |
01:01:52 |
- Let's drag. |
01:01:55 |
How do you know |
01:02:00 |
Chip. |
01:02:02 |
I could not make it |
01:02:04 |
Hope, I'm not imposing. |
01:02:10 |
Son of a bitch. |
01:02:14 |
Chip. |
01:02:16 |
- Here you go. |
01:02:19 |
( softly ) |
01:02:21 |
I have to tell you... |
01:02:25 |
That when I first heard the news, |
01:02:27 |
I cried. |
01:02:30 |
Bless you, Chip. |
01:02:36 |
I've been going |
01:02:38 |
I'll probably go back |
01:02:40 |
Chip, you should stay |
01:02:44 |
- Wouldn't want to intrude. |
01:02:48 |
Sofia. Didn't know |
01:02:51 |
Yeah. |
01:03:31 |
- ( Chip laughs ) |
01:03:31 |
- ( Chip laughs ) |
01:03:34 |
Well, it's not easy swimming |
01:03:37 |
Especially when |
01:03:39 |
I can't believe |
01:03:41 |
Always been |
01:03:42 |
I do like |
01:03:44 |
Amelia: Chip, you fill |
01:03:47 |
and believe me, |
01:03:49 |
It isn't just that |
01:03:51 |
but Tom and Sofia |
01:03:52 |
- Mom. Mom! |
01:03:56 |
- Food was delicious. |
01:03:59 |
- Wasn't it? |
01:04:01 |
( both speaking Spanish ) |
01:04:12 |
- Anyway. |
01:04:15 |
I've got it |
01:04:17 |
I was gonna go home, |
01:04:18 |
Love to share it, |
01:04:21 |
- Amelia: You want to see a movie? |
01:04:26 |
Make yourself comfortable. |
01:04:27 |
I have some things to do |
01:04:30 |
- Okay. |
01:04:40 |
Woman on TV: |
01:04:42 |
- What do I do? |
01:04:53 |
That's me. |
01:04:55 |
( doorbell rings ) |
01:05:00 |
Sofia, I need to talk to you. |
01:05:02 |
Listen, you have every right |
01:05:05 |
- Sweetie, I'm not angry. |
01:05:08 |
I finally figured it out. |
01:05:09 |
I didn't put the wrong tape |
01:05:11 |
- Chip switched it. |
01:05:13 |
I was right all along, baby. He's been |
01:05:16 |
and now I have proof. |
01:05:18 |
- in the reflection of my computer monitor. |
01:05:20 |
What's he doing here? |
01:05:23 |
- Get the baby away from him! |
01:05:26 |
Why don't you take the baby? |
01:05:27 |
Did you come over here |
01:05:29 |
- Both: Tom! |
01:05:31 |
Chip came over |
01:05:33 |
And how did that happen? |
01:05:36 |
The same way gay porn |
01:05:40 |
You had everybody fooled, |
01:05:42 |
- you "cripple"? |
01:05:43 |
- That's enough. |
01:05:45 |
Everybody feel sorry for me and have |
01:05:49 |
Or can he? |
01:05:50 |
He can walk. |
01:05:53 |
What's that? |
01:05:54 |
Get up, you faker. |
01:05:56 |
You can walk. |
01:05:59 |
Tom, stop it! |
01:06:01 |
- Bob: Tom, what are you doing? |
01:06:04 |
Tom, you're gonna hurt him! |
01:06:05 |
- Dad, do something! |
01:06:07 |
Tom, have you lost your mind? |
01:06:09 |
- Tom, what are you doing? |
01:06:12 |
- Oh, yeah? Let's find out! |
01:06:14 |
( screaming ) |
01:06:18 |
- He's dead! |
01:06:23 |
This isn't Chip. |
01:06:25 |
- Danny? |
01:06:28 |
He died in an accident |
01:06:31 |
He was my hero. |
01:06:33 |
Tom, get down here! |
01:06:35 |
- Out of the house! Out! |
01:06:38 |
I found-- |
01:06:40 |
- I saw his-- |
01:06:41 |
I saw his reflection |
01:06:44 |
- Bob: Out! |
01:06:45 |
God's sakes, Tom, what the hell is |
01:06:49 |
You just threw a disabled man |
01:06:52 |
Moushiwake, Bob. |
01:06:54 |
Obviously I was wrong |
01:06:56 |
But he's the one responsible |
01:07:00 |
What the hell is wrong with you? |
01:07:02 |
You could have just killed him. |
01:07:05 |
Sofia. |
01:07:07 |
I think you should go. |
01:07:21 |
Ow! |
01:07:25 |
Stupid-- |
01:07:31 |
( gears grinding ) |
01:07:40 |
- Are you sure you're okay? |
01:07:46 |
What I'm really |
01:07:50 |
I can tell that |
01:07:54 |
and I think |
01:07:56 |
because you're |
01:07:59 |
I don't-- |
01:08:02 |
Maybe it's because |
01:08:06 |
for something that |
01:08:09 |
You know, I mean... |
01:08:13 |
I know that I am. |
01:08:15 |
You know, I mean, everybody thinks |
01:08:18 |
The Ohio |
01:08:21 |
and probably be hired |
01:08:24 |
But I don't have anybody |
01:08:28 |
And the one person |
01:08:30 |
that really does it for me |
01:08:32 |
is a girl that I met |
01:08:36 |
We are the Tigers |
01:08:39 |
and we're not cocky. |
01:08:41 |
We'll run you... Kawasaki. |
01:08:45 |
I've still got your panties |
01:08:48 |
Okay, Chip. |
01:08:51 |
Okay, it's tough to hear. |
01:09:04 |
Stay the hell away |
01:09:08 |
I got a news flash |
01:09:11 |
Your wife's gone. |
01:09:14 |
and she's finally realized it, okay? |
01:09:16 |
Easy! Huh? |
01:09:18 |
You think I can't defend myself |
01:09:21 |
- ( whimpers ) |
01:09:25 |
That's for stealing |
01:09:30 |
See you at school tomorrow! |
01:09:32 |
( sobbing ) |
01:09:35 |
Don't cry, Mom. |
01:09:36 |
I don't even know how |
01:09:40 |
What are you talking about? |
01:09:42 |
No, I don't. |
01:09:45 |
You always knew |
01:09:47 |
You made it look so easy. |
01:09:49 |
I thought I could just copy you. |
01:09:51 |
But I just-- |
01:09:53 |
I don't know |
01:09:54 |
No-- honey, nobody knows |
01:09:58 |
There's nothing |
01:10:02 |
Right. |
01:10:07 |
It's okay, honey. |
01:10:09 |
Mommy's here. |
01:10:13 |
Mamá está aquí. |
01:10:15 |
( ringing ) |
01:10:21 |
Hello. |
01:10:23 |
- Man: Is this senor Chip Sanders? |
01:10:25 |
My name is Juan Castaneda |
01:10:28 |
I am the executive |
01:10:31 |
the ad agency in Barcelona. |
01:10:33 |
You sent to us your résumé. |
01:10:35 |
Yes! Hello. |
01:10:39 |
Very good. Thank you very much. |
01:10:41 |
please, sir, for one moment |
01:10:43 |
to you that your work |
01:10:45 |
Senor tomato is, |
01:10:48 |
Yes, yes. Thank you. |
01:10:51 |
You are very welcome. |
01:10:54 |
You, sir, are being chosen |
01:10:56 |
of Director Creativo. |
01:10:58 |
Can you fly to Barcelona |
01:11:01 |
Sure! |
01:11:04 |
Super. |
01:11:09 |
- ( answering machine beeps ) |
01:11:12 |
We set up a meeting |
01:11:14 |
but you probably know all about it, |
01:11:18 |
Screw it. |
01:11:20 |
Shit! |
01:11:32 |
Bob. |
01:11:36 |
- Have you seen Sofia? |
01:11:39 |
When I got back, she was gone. |
01:11:43 |
Bob, there's something |
01:11:45 |
The Wesley tape wasn't |
01:11:49 |
I accidentally taped over it. |
01:11:51 |
Sofia told me last night. |
01:11:53 |
I told her the same thing |
01:11:55 |
The only person responsible |
01:11:57 |
for me losing my job is me. |
01:12:01 |
I also started the fire. |
01:12:03 |
It was an accident. |
01:12:08 |
I wasn't aware. |
01:12:10 |
Are you okay? |
01:12:11 |
I bent over backwards |
01:12:15 |
and I, you know... |
01:12:17 |
I knew in the back |
01:12:20 |
- It is bullshit, Bob. |
01:12:22 |
- Screw him. |
01:12:23 |
Screw him! |
01:12:26 |
( sighs ) |
01:12:30 |
You're all right. |
01:12:32 |
Sofia's getting |
01:12:34 |
- at Eddie's Sweets. |
01:12:44 |
- Oh, Jesus, Tom! You gotta take a shower. |
01:12:50 |
Go get her, son! |
01:12:56 |
Boy: Hey, five bucks to whoever |
01:13:04 |
( mocking laugh ) |
01:13:20 |
These rims aren't |
01:13:33 |
Okay, Wesley. |
01:13:35 |
You just sign there |
01:13:37 |
You're about to be a very |
01:13:40 |
Try not to get the fudge |
01:13:44 |
- Don't do it, Wesley. |
01:13:46 |
Tom, what happened to you? |
01:13:49 |
Will everyone just please |
01:13:50 |
Okay, Sofia, Wesley, |
01:13:53 |
Wesley's dad. |
01:13:56 |
Sofia... |
01:13:58 |
I know on paper |
01:14:01 |
I'm selfish, |
01:14:03 |
And I think I may have turned |
01:14:06 |
Still, one thing you |
01:14:08 |
is that I could smell |
01:14:11 |
Well, this guy, Sofia, |
01:14:14 |
And what he wants more than anything |
01:14:17 |
You have to believe me. |
01:14:20 |
What I realize now is |
01:14:22 |
are the only things |
01:14:25 |
- Am I the only one hearing violins? |
01:14:28 |
- Baby, I can't lose you. |
01:14:32 |
Hello. |
01:14:34 |
Hola, senor. |
01:14:37 |
This is my dream job |
01:14:40 |
They're calling to make |
01:14:42 |
It's the actual reason |
01:14:43 |
I don't really care |
01:14:46 |
Hey, uncool. |
01:14:47 |
Less words. |
01:14:49 |
I have one question. |
01:14:53 |
do I have them buy me |
01:14:56 |
or dos? |
01:14:59 |
You know what, Chip? |
01:15:03 |
And if you think I'd ever choose you |
01:15:05 |
you're the most delusional man |
01:15:07 |
That'd be uno. |
01:15:09 |
Thank you. |
01:15:11 |
Sweetie, you couldn't |
01:15:15 |
And you've been trying |
01:15:19 |
Great. Momento. |
01:15:22 |
I guess this is adiós. |
01:15:24 |
Sofia, you should know the night |
01:15:29 |
Tom, you are never |
01:15:31 |
and I'm gonna send you a great |
01:15:34 |
Senor, if it's all |
01:15:37 |
I'd like to travel today. |
01:15:38 |
Of course, senor Chip. |
01:15:42 |
I will have Barcelona's longest |
01:15:45 |
Fantástico. |
01:15:47 |
- Everything worked out. |
01:15:54 |
Moushiwake, Chip. |
01:15:58 |
- For what? |
01:16:06 |
Little help? |
01:16:08 |
( rock music playing ) |
01:16:08 |
( rock music playing ) |
01:16:19 |
Tom: I know you consider yourself |
01:16:21 |
but I switched it up today. |
01:16:24 |
What flavor is that? |
01:16:26 |
It's chutney. |
01:16:28 |
I'm just kidding. |
01:16:31 |
Also, you know what |
01:16:32 |
I mixed in a little |
01:16:34 |
which I found in Hoboken. |
01:16:36 |
They say it's good stuff. |
01:16:38 |
- Hey, babe. |
01:16:42 |
What are the men folk |
01:16:44 |
The men-- |
01:16:46 |
are gonna go |
01:16:48 |
'Cause I think |
01:16:51 |
that he be exposed |
01:16:53 |
- Hey, babe? |
01:16:55 |
I got breakfast in the oven. |
01:16:57 |
- I really can't be late. |
01:17:01 |
What's 15 minutes? |
01:17:03 |
I know how we can spend |
01:17:06 |
Six minutes-- you really think |
01:17:10 |
If I think about |
01:17:12 |
I could last seven |
01:17:14 |
What do you think |
01:17:19 |
# Maybe you could telephone # |
01:17:21 |
# Maybe I could meet you |
01:17:28 |
# Call me if you're |
01:17:30 |
# Maybe I could meet you |
01:17:33 |
( Sofia squeals ) |
01:17:35 |
( man vocalizing ) |
01:17:43 |
# Mornings eleven, |
01:17:46 |
# I can't feel |
01:17:49 |
- # But I would # |
01:17:52 |
- # Oh, I would # |
01:17:58 |
# All that I've ever seen, |
01:18:01 |
# All that I ever was # |
01:18:04 |
- # I would # |
01:18:07 |
- # Oh, I would # |
01:18:11 |
So make sure that you understand, |
01:18:13 |
in the way that those people |
01:18:16 |
- ( Oliver crying ) |
01:18:19 |
That's the kid. |
01:18:24 |
( TV channels change ) |
01:18:27 |
( shouting ) |
01:18:29 |
People are out of their minds. |
01:18:32 |
Hey, Tom! You gotta |
01:18:37 |
- What? |
01:18:40 |
Let's go, man. |
01:18:44 |
# This time of night |
01:18:47 |
# I'd get angry |
01:18:50 |
# Break common laws |
01:18:53 |
# If I die clutching |
01:18:56 |
# Don't call me boring # |
01:18:58 |
# It's just |
01:19:01 |
# Oh, take me on back, |
01:19:03 |
# Take me back |
01:19:06 |
# Where I could feel |
01:19:08 |
# Is this the end or just |
01:19:11 |
# Really, |
01:19:14 |
# Wrapped up |
01:19:16 |
# As something really, |
01:19:20 |
# Won't you # |
01:19:22 |
# Come by and see me? |
01:19:26 |
# I'd break your name |
01:19:28 |
# I really love you, |
01:19:31 |
# No, I don't care |
01:19:33 |
# I watched every inch |
01:19:35 |
# Flash across |
01:19:37 |
# And I loved it, |
01:19:40 |
# No, I don't care if # |
01:19:42 |
# You think I'm eager |
01:19:45 |
# Well, I'm sorry |
01:19:48 |
# You can't break me |
01:19:51 |
# Would you believe it? |
01:19:55 |
# The ring, it nearly |
01:19:57 |
# She's got another boy, |
01:20:00 |
# Ready your ears, |
01:20:02 |
# And read my lips # |
01:20:04 |
# Poetry is not a luxury # |
01:20:06 |
# It's how I'll break this home # |
01:20:08 |
# And when I'm really ill # |
01:20:11 |
# Won't you cradle me? # |
01:20:13 |
# Man is not a noble animal # |
01:20:15 |
# But maybe woman is # |
01:20:17 |
# Remember, I heard you # |
01:20:20 |
# Inside your room, |
01:20:24 |
# ntil your back's |
01:20:26 |
# Oh, did you |
01:20:29 |
# No, I never break |
01:20:31 |
# if just to see this scar remain |
01:20:35 |
# I think it's time to go home # |
01:20:41 |
# Marianne, let the ghosts |
01:20:45 |
# Marianne, |
01:20:47 |
# Just shut your eyes |
01:20:50 |
# Marianne, let the ghosts |
01:20:54 |
# Marianne, |
01:20:56 |
# Just shut your eyes |
01:20:59 |
# Marianne, let the ghosts |
01:21:03 |
# Marianne, |
01:21:05 |
# Just shut your eyes |
01:21:08 |
# Marianne, let the ghosts |
01:21:13 |
# Marianne, |
01:21:14 |
# Just shut your eyes |
01:22:11 |
( woman vocalizing ) |