Feast 3 The Happy Finish

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00:00:23 This is fucking bullshit.
00:00:53 All right. Let's fucking do this.
00:01:16 We're gonna be fucking downstairs,
00:01:59 You fucking assholes!
00:02:13 Hey, should we turn this off?
00:02:36 - Get the fuck out of here!
00:02:38 You fucking little goddamn
00:03:13 Little midget. Little tiny people.
00:03:23 Special delivery, Tattoo.
00:03:33 Well, then fuck you.
00:03:34 Fuck you, motherfucker.
00:04:00 Lord.
00:05:17 They're getting in. I'm out of here.
00:05:22 It's Geronimo time.
00:05:30 Aah! Don't touch the dick.
00:05:33 Get your ass back here,
00:05:39 We can fucking hold him off.
00:06:04 Die!
00:06:06 Bleed!
00:06:08 Bleed!
00:06:11 Die!
00:06:13 Bleed!
00:06:16 Bleed it all out, you fucking bastard.
00:06:19 Bleed it all out!
00:06:33 Damn,
00:06:41 Shit.
00:06:50 Any of you limp dicks
00:06:53 ...be my guest.
00:06:55 Thanks for the pep talk, Hoss.
00:06:58 I'm out of here.
00:07:00 Fucking rally the troops.
00:07:16 Wait, wait. Wait!
00:07:20 Fuck.
00:07:22 Ow. Ow.
00:07:52 I know a lot of you don't believe
00:07:57 We need to ask for help.
00:07:59 We gotta believe it's coming.
00:08:01 I don't know how, what shape,
00:08:06 ...but we gotta believe.
00:08:09 When we believe, we will receive.
00:08:14 If we don't believe...
00:08:17 we're already dead.
00:08:23 Join with me, people.
00:08:42 Fuck.
00:09:06 Join with me.
00:09:10 Shut up.
00:09:11 Join with me.
00:09:12 I'm sick and tired of that shit.
00:09:14 Stop it.
00:09:16 Just fucking stop it.
00:09:18 Stop it!
00:09:20 Secrets,
00:09:22 No amount of hoping,
00:09:25 ...is gonna fucking fix it.
00:09:27 No fucking bullshit book of the month
00:09:34 We're on the fucking
00:09:36 It's fucking Armageddon outside.
00:09:39 So wake the fuck up,
00:09:43 And all we got is jack and shit.
00:09:47 We're what's left
00:09:51 And nobody's fucking
00:10:15 Oh, fuck.
00:10:23 Shit, what the fuck is that?
00:10:27 Israel.
00:10:30 I told you all.
00:10:31 Move your asses, dipshits.
00:10:54 If you ain't living on the edge...
00:10:57 ...you're taking up too much space.
00:10:59 Shh.
00:11:07 Come on. Come on. Go, go.
00:11:39 Come on. Get in.
00:11:42 What the fuck?
00:11:48 Fuck off.
00:12:04 Hold it right there.
00:12:05 Who are you people?
00:12:08 We're just people.
00:12:10 ...trying to save our asses, hotshot.
00:12:14 Okay?
00:12:16 Been waiting
00:12:19 - You it?
00:12:21 They're all dead.
00:12:25 Ain't nobody else coming here?
00:12:28 I've been driving all night.
00:12:30 There's no Army...
00:12:32 ...no militia...
00:12:33 ...no soldiers and only bits and pieces
00:12:39 Ain't no one of substance coming.
00:12:42 What the heck happened to him?
00:12:44 He was fucking stupid,
00:12:47 There are weapons here.
00:12:51 I'm mounting an offensive.
00:12:53 Who's game?
00:12:55 Look out!
00:13:02 Remember me, motherfucker, huh?
00:13:20 Oh, shit.
00:13:22 Y'all literally
00:13:24 He's a piece of shit.
00:13:27 He's been holed up in here...
00:13:29 wouldn't let anyone in.
00:13:31 Just watched them die.
00:13:33 You didn't say the magic word.
00:13:39 Where's your nephew, huh?
00:13:41 I haven't seen him
00:13:43 He is out there,
00:13:46 - Where is he?
00:13:48 - I ain't seen him. I swear.
00:13:50 I swear, I ain't seen him. I swear.
00:14:01 What's all this offensive shit,
00:14:04 I'm taking the fight to them.
00:14:07 I heard all that shit in the war
00:14:11 ...it never turned out well.
00:14:15 I'm talking about a good old-fashioned
00:14:19 They'll keep coming till we figure out
00:14:31 Hell, we're not safe out here.
00:14:34 Let's get back to the cell.
00:14:36 Come on.
00:14:59 How are you gonna do that?
00:15:02 Stomp them out.
00:15:05 Well, with sweat, firepower and...
00:15:09 And a little something
00:15:13 You people wanna wait here
00:15:16 Or you wanna take the fight
00:15:19 Yeah.
00:15:21 Yeah, we should fight,
00:15:25 As soon as we find
00:15:29 ...grab some guns...
00:15:31 ...throw your chambers
00:15:34 We'll have enough "fuck you" in this
00:15:44 I knew you'd come.
00:15:47 I knew you'd save us.
00:15:53 Well, I'll do my best.
00:15:56 How are we gonna fight?
00:15:57 I mean, your fucking truck, man,
00:16:01 Gotta be some other vehicles
00:16:11 Keys?
00:16:15 - They're in the safe.
00:16:17 I know the combination.
00:16:19 You take my wife,
00:16:21 This is my livelihood.
00:16:24 It's for.
00:16:26 ...the greater good, so...
00:16:28 - Listen to the man.
00:16:30 - I do not like him.
00:16:33 He's the one.
00:16:35 You believe.
00:16:38 GREG:
00:16:39 Greg, roughly around the time
00:16:42 ...to those things out there...
00:16:44 ...the magic between us disappeared,
00:16:49 We're taking a break.
00:16:59 How does that feel?
00:17:10 We break into four groups of two.
00:17:13 If we're separated,
00:17:15 Our chances for survival
00:17:18 You two, Rent-a-Wreck and Jor-El,
00:17:23 We're drawing them out.
00:17:24 We form a triangle, guard each other's
00:17:29 And once we've breached
00:17:31 ...follow us out.
00:17:32 Stay in your groups...
00:17:34 ...head for that car lot.
00:17:37 You. You must make it.
00:17:40 Get those keys fast.
00:17:43 What about me?
00:17:45 - You're staying, shitpants.
00:17:48 Nobody's left behind,
00:17:50 Fuck that. He's half brain-dead.
00:17:54 The rest of you hear me?
00:17:58 No one is left behind.
00:18:00 Now, share the credo.
00:18:22 You ever used one of these before?
00:18:30 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:18:38 Now, you take Mr. Bullet here.
00:18:42 ...and you load him.
00:18:44 ...right...
00:18:46 Right into the chamber there.
00:18:50 And you cock the trigger, all right?
00:18:54 Take your time when you aim.
00:19:00 All right, now.
00:19:05 Hammer hits the pin...
00:19:07 ...there's an explosion...
00:19:08 ...and Mr. Bullet
00:19:11 He pops out.
00:19:15 And if your aim is true...
00:19:17 Whew...
00:19:26 You gonna be able to handle that,
00:19:28 Oh, I can handle it.
00:19:31 All right.
00:19:33 I like what I see.
00:19:44 What the fuck?
00:19:53 It was just an accident.
00:19:57 It just went off.
00:19:59 Way to go.
00:20:06 Oh, shit.
00:20:09 Go in the cell. Go in the cell.
00:20:12 This way, killer.
00:20:14 Oh, Jesus.
00:20:23 So, what the fuck do we do now?
00:20:27 - We gotta get the guns.
00:20:29 Nobody asked me.
00:20:33 So who's going, then, huh?
00:20:36 Because I sure as shit ain't going.
00:20:41 - All right, go. Go.
00:20:45 This is fucked up.
00:20:47 This is the part
00:20:52 If you hear anything, pull me back.
00:20:54 Fuck. I can't stand that bitch.
00:21:21 Okay, okay, okay.
00:21:27 Okay, okay.
00:22:13 This is really fucked up.
00:22:26 - Oh, shit.
00:22:37 What was that?
00:22:49 - Wait, wait.
00:22:50 - Jesus.
00:22:55 Oh, Jesus!
00:22:58 Stand up.
00:23:01 Pull!
00:23:18 What the fuck!
00:23:29 GREG:
00:23:33 Oh, shit.
00:23:35 Shit.
00:23:43 What the fuck is that sound?
00:23:45 It's a goddamn monster alarm.
00:23:51 It's drawing them away.
00:23:53 They're chasing the fucking sound.
00:23:58 What the fuck happened
00:24:01 - Where are the keys?
00:24:03 Get this shit off me.
00:24:07 Get me out of this shit.
00:24:23 We gotta get out of this town.
00:24:42 - Hurry. Come on, come on.
00:24:52 - Go.
00:24:55 Go ahead.
00:24:57 L... I know what you're up to.
00:24:59 - I know what you're up to.
00:25:02 I can use a shield.
00:25:04 Hey.
00:25:07 Where the hell are you going,
00:25:24 Come on, little guy.
00:25:30 LIGHTNING
00:25:51 Last stop, shitbag.
00:26:06 Don't taste so good.
00:26:28 - Double-crossing sleazebag.
00:26:32 You don't understand.
00:26:35 - Shut up. They'll hear you.
00:26:37 God.
00:26:42 All right, listen. Listen, I... L...
00:26:45 Listen,
00:26:48 I'm not fucking with you.
00:26:51 I do not have enough cars.
00:26:52 Be quiet! Shh!
00:26:55 I don't have enough cars for everyone,
00:26:58 Be quiet! Shut up.
00:27:01 Listen. Listen. No, no, no.
00:27:04 All we gotta do
00:27:06 Fuck your boss.
00:27:08 But you, you and me, if we
00:27:16 Somebody!
00:27:18 Oh, no. Somebody.
00:27:23 Help!
00:27:26 Please, help me.
00:27:53 Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
00:28:11 Hurry up and open the safe,
00:28:33 Oh, God. Oh, God.
00:28:37 Okay.
00:28:44 Oh, yeah.
00:28:54 You will remember.
00:29:00 Visualize.
00:29:03 Okay, okay.
00:29:07 Visualize.
00:29:09 Okay.
00:29:56 Let's go.
00:30:33 My leg!
00:30:55 - What is this thing?
00:30:57 And you're trespassing.
00:31:02 - Meth lab.
00:31:07 Safe, my ass.
00:31:17 Let's get the hell out of here.
00:31:31 Come on, let's go!
00:32:09 Goddamn it.
00:32:13 Come on,
00:32:17 What the fuck are you doing?
00:32:18 I'm glad that still works.
00:32:19 - Get out of there.
00:33:00 Help!
00:33:15 Die.
00:33:17 Help! Help!
00:33:25 Fuck you.
00:33:49 Hey.
00:33:54 Wait a minute. Wait!
00:33:56 - Wait.
00:33:59 Hey. Wait. Hey.
00:34:07 No!
00:34:08 Hey!
00:35:07 Fuck.
00:35:44 Begone, foul beasts. Begone.
00:35:48 Back, I say. Back, demon.
00:35:51 Back.
00:35:53 Get back.
00:35:55 Back. Back.
00:35:57 Back.
00:36:04 Begone.
00:36:10 I did it again.
00:36:22 Come out, everyone.
00:36:24 Don't be afraid.
00:36:27 - Who are you?
00:36:31 GREG:
00:36:32 Yes, I am he.
00:36:35 The Prophet.
00:36:43 I got the gift, faggots. Ha-ha.
00:36:46 I control the monsters.
00:36:49 I wish them to leave and they leave.
00:36:53 You must go underground.
00:36:55 ...through the sewers.
00:36:57 The way to the big city.
00:36:59 You want us to take these storm drains
00:37:03 - Don't talk to the Prophet that way.
00:37:06 Hey, hey, hey, dipshit.
00:37:08 Listen, this guy just saved our asses,
00:37:13 If he says take the storm drain...
00:37:16 we better sure as shit
00:37:20 Be cool.
00:37:21 Let's play this thing out.
00:37:23 Come, we must act quickly.
00:37:25 I'll bring up the rear.
00:38:36 What the fuck was that, old man?
00:38:39 Shut the fuck up,
00:38:43 We can slow down.
00:38:45 I feel the monsters' presence
00:38:48 You saved our ass, Moses.
00:38:51 We're much obliged.
00:38:55 I can't see nothing down here.
00:39:03 You okay, sweetie?
00:39:47 We're not alone.
00:40:08 You hear that?
00:40:22 - No, I hear it too.
00:40:29 What?
00:40:31 It's your head.
00:40:33 - Get off me. Get off me.
00:40:38 You're gonna give us away.
00:40:40 I have it turned up
00:40:44 Is that better?
00:40:46 Holy fucking shit.
00:40:50 Oh, shit.
00:40:52 They're tracking us.
00:40:53 Language, please.
00:41:15 Oh, boy.
00:41:17 Yeah, yeah.
00:41:29 Watch it.
00:41:35 Which way do we go?
00:41:37 Ask Jesus back there.
00:41:41 Hold on.
00:41:42 I gotta feel this one.
00:41:47 We're clear.
00:41:52 Come on, let's go.
00:41:53 Get out of my way.
00:41:55 What?
00:42:11 Slide under. Go.
00:42:13 I got it.
00:42:28 Fuck. This is heavy.
00:42:34 Wait, wait, wait.
00:42:37 The Puker!
00:42:40 Blood makes it feel good.
00:43:07 Help her, goddamn it! Help her!
00:43:26 Get off her, motherfucker!
00:43:28 LIGHTNING:
00:43:52 No!
00:44:12 Those motherfuckers are dead!
00:44:15 Oh, yeah!
00:44:17 Who are you?
00:44:22 A few days ago...
00:44:23 I was my parents' son.
00:44:27 Two days ago...
00:44:29 I was just another victim.
00:44:31 Yesterday...
00:44:33 I was born again.
00:44:36 And today...
00:44:42 I'm a wasteland warrior.
00:44:50 How can I die.
00:44:52 when I'm a registered
00:44:58 Badass motherfucker.
00:45:00 Karate.
00:45:02 Way to go, Merlin.
00:45:10 My gift only works on monsters.
00:45:13 Sure it does.
00:45:14 Well, maybe if you hadn't have
00:45:17 I could have at least heard them.
00:45:18 I've been tracking you guys
00:45:21 I had to make sure
00:45:29 I'm sorry for your loss.
00:45:31 She looked to be quite the fighter.
00:45:33 Save your sorry for someone else,
00:45:38 We're looking for the right way to go.
00:45:42 Well, there's too many of us
00:45:44 They're picking off survivors
00:45:54 It's not for that.
00:45:59 Baking soda, peroxide and pop.
00:46:07 That manhole up there...
00:46:09 we ought to close it.
00:46:11 We don't want nobody
00:46:13 Good thinking.
00:46:15 - Yeah.
00:47:00 You must be a military man.
00:47:01 Oh, yeah. Marines?
00:47:03 Yup.
00:47:05 Intuition like that.
00:47:07 ...only comes from battle experience.
00:47:31 Fuck, man!
00:47:33 Get up. Lift him up.
00:47:39 Hey.
00:47:52 Back, demon.
00:47:58 Back. Back, I say.
00:48:03 Back. Back.
00:48:26 Let's go, man.
00:48:27 We'll catch up
00:48:46 What was that?
00:48:48 I don't reckon we're alone here,
00:48:54 You in any shape to fight, son?
00:48:58 I just got my arm bitten off.
00:48:59 Yeah, well...
00:49:01 ...you better walk it off.
00:49:03 Because one of them suckers
00:49:19 Come on, motherfucker!
00:49:31 I'm not gonna make it.
00:49:37 You gotta keep fighting, son.
00:49:42 I'm with you.
00:50:36 Look.
00:51:17 Oh...
00:51:18 Ow, that really hurt.
00:51:40 Fuck.
00:51:41 Oh, man.
00:51:49 Piece of shit.
00:52:03 What?
00:52:06 Oh, fuck!
00:52:13 Take it easy. Come on, take it easy.
00:52:16 Yeah, speak for yourself.
00:52:19 - Shit.
00:52:23 It's too fucking dark in here.
00:52:25 Lean over, lean over. I got an idea.
00:52:32 You ain't a smart hombre.
00:52:36 This is going to sting.
00:52:38 Just a little bit.
00:52:42 Mother of Mary. God.
00:52:44 I got a bullet from
00:52:48 You're not doing
00:52:50 Well, we gotta close that wound,
00:53:03 Somehow we gotta
00:53:06 Real deep.
00:53:13 That's a lot, dude.
00:53:15 Hey, listen,
00:53:17 It's very delicate.
00:53:19 I mean, you're the fucking patient,
00:53:22 Just let me do my fucking thing,
00:53:25 One more, that's all.
00:53:29 All right, now...
00:53:31 I need a match. I got one, I got one.
00:53:35 - Did you learn this in the Marines?
00:53:37 - Rambo III.
00:53:42 Oh, my God!
00:53:44 Oh, fuck!
00:53:46 Whoa, what the fuck?
00:53:49 What the fuck?
00:54:23 GREG:
00:54:26 LIGHTNING:
00:54:30 GREG, THEN LIGHTNING:
00:54:33 GREG, THEN LIGHTNING:
00:54:50 Greg, he's not a baby.
00:54:52 LIGHTNING:
00:54:59 He's not the baby.
00:55:10 GREG, THEN LIGHTNING:
00:55:13 LIGHTNING:
00:55:15 GREG:
00:55:17 LIGHTNING:
00:55:20 GREG, THEN LIGHTNING:
00:55:22 Greg, stop it.
00:55:24 LIGHTNING:
00:55:37 LIGHTNING:
00:56:14 We gotta keep moving, son.
00:56:20 I look like a goddamn
00:56:31 I know it looks bad right now, son.
00:56:35 Yeah, it looks real bad, all right?
00:56:38 Why don't you just chew off
00:56:41 We'll call it a day.
00:56:50 Look...
00:56:52 ...you keep fighting until the end.
00:56:54 You suck it up and you fight.
00:57:16 Stay with me, fuckers.
00:57:19 Who knows what the fuck
00:57:29 I like your skin.
00:57:32 So soft.
00:57:34 - So colorful.
00:57:36 - I like it.
00:57:39 Can I touch it?
00:57:41 I will fucking break
00:57:44 - I wanna touch it.
00:57:54 There's your power.
00:57:57 There's your power.
00:58:07 You hear that?
00:58:09 What?...
00:58:10 What are you doing?
00:58:13 We go in hard, we go in fast,
00:58:17 What? How?
00:58:19 I don't have any arms.
00:58:21 You only need legs to kick ass,
00:58:24 - Kill them fucking baboons.
00:58:43 All right, come on, baby, come on.
00:58:46 Yeah!
00:59:26 That's how you gut a bitch, bitch.
00:59:39 Back, demon. Back, I say.
00:59:42 That's right, demon.
01:00:03 GREG:
01:00:54 I said jump high, baby boy.
01:00:57 Now!
01:01:09 Goddamn freaks!
01:01:15 You shithead. Come on.
01:01:17 Let's get out of here.
01:01:21 Come on. They're coming. This way.
01:01:23 Come on.
01:01:26 They're coming.
01:01:29 Go to the ladder. The ladder.
01:01:33 Come on.
01:01:35 Come on,
01:01:41 All right.
01:01:42 Fucking shit.
01:01:44 What do we do?
01:01:46 What the fuck do we do?
01:01:47 Come on, come on,
01:01:50 Let's go, jump on. Get up there.
01:02:01 Come on, get up.
01:02:14 You guys wait here.
01:02:21 I'm fucked.
01:02:25 You can make it.
01:02:27 You can.
01:02:36 Get up there.
01:02:40 Give me your hand.
01:02:43 Give me your hand.
01:02:56 Help. Help me, woman.
01:02:58 Help me.
01:03:00 Up.
01:03:02 Up.
01:03:09 Give me your hand.
01:03:11 Come on, give me your hand.
01:03:56 Oh, my God.
01:04:38 Dead end.
01:04:41 What the fuck do we do now?
01:04:45 Open it.
01:04:47 Open it.
01:05:04 Oh, shit.
01:05:13 GREG:
01:05:19 I got this.
01:05:20 I'm about to dazzle
01:05:24 Back, demon. Back, I say.
01:05:26 That's right, demon. Back. Back.
01:05:30 - Oh, shit.
01:05:35 Back.
01:05:36 Feel my power. Back.
01:05:39 Oh, you dumb shit.
01:05:41 It's your hearing aid
01:05:44 What?
01:05:46 Oh, shit!
01:05:50 Lift it. Lift it.
01:06:03 LIGHTNING:
01:06:17 I'm stuck.
01:06:21 Pull it.
01:06:30 The pipe, pull it through.
01:06:31 The pipe, pull it through.
01:06:47 Slasher?
01:06:54 Oh, no.
01:07:00 No!
01:07:58 That's it.
01:08:14 Come on back.
01:09:20 Fucking dirt bike.
01:09:57 I'm already dead.
01:09:59 You won't get far.
01:10:01 I'll take him away as far as I can.
01:10:15 Thank you.
01:11:01 Shit.
01:11:03 We're the only ones left.
01:11:06 The world has gone to hell.
01:11:09 We have to...
01:11:11 We gotta do something.
01:11:12 I'll tell you what we gotta do.
01:11:15 We gotta repopulate the Earth,
01:11:18 We gotta start fucking.
01:11:21 Right now.
01:16:34 Goddamn it.