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Ace Ventura When Nature Calls
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Negative. No sign. |
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Wait a second. I think I got him. |
| 00:02:03 |
You know... |
| 00:02:05 |
...you could put somebody's eye out |
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We airlifted out the last passengers, |
| 00:02:13 |
What about the animal cargo?! |
| 00:02:17 |
Don't worry. It's just one little |
| 00:02:22 |
If you were me, then I'd be you! |
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And I'd use your body to get to the top! |
| 00:02:27 |
You can't stop me, |
| 00:02:32 |
Loser! |
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L-o-o... |
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...s-e-r. |
| 00:03:01 |
Hungry, fella? |
| 00:03:18 |
That should hold you for a while. |
| 00:03:55 |
That's okay, Spike. |
| 00:03:57 |
There's nothing more we can do. |
| 00:04:02 |
Look, Spike! |
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Do not fret, my woodland friend. |
| 00:04:33 |
Your life is in the hands |
| 00:04:36 |
...Pet Detective. |
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Whatever you do... |
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...don't look down. |
| 00:05:30 |
Hang on! |
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Hang on, little buddy! |
| 00:05:34 |
I got you! |
| 00:05:35 |
I think I got you! |
| 00:05:37 |
Maybe not. |
| 00:05:38 |
You're slipping! |
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Don't let go! |
| 00:06:51 |
My goodness. |
| 00:07:05 |
Hello. |
| 00:07:06 |
That was quite a shock. |
| 00:07:10 |
It's extremely nice to meet you. |
| 00:07:12 |
My name is Fulton Greenwall... |
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...and I am looking for an Ace Ventura. |
| 00:07:18 |
No man here... |
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...carries with him... |
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...a label. |
| 00:07:23 |
What? |
| 00:07:24 |
Oh, yes. |
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No names. How silly of me. |
| 00:07:29 |
He's an American. |
| 00:07:31 |
We are all children... |
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...of the same life force. |
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Yes, of course we are. |
| 00:07:39 |
He bends over and speaks from his rear. |
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Oh, him. |
| 00:07:45 |
Right this way. |
| 00:07:48 |
He came to us a broken man. |
| 00:07:51 |
He had lost the will |
| 00:07:54 |
Yes, I heard about that unfortunate |
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It was terrible for him. |
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But the life force... |
| 00:08:01 |
...once again... |
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...smiled upon him. |
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He's now... |
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...at peace. |
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I will wait here. |
| 00:08:48 |
I must apologize. |
| 00:08:50 |
Quite. Well, no harm done. |
| 00:08:52 |
Let me introduce myself. |
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My name is Fulton Greenwall, |
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...in the retrieval of a lost animal. |
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Can you help us? |
| 00:09:02 |
Your request is like your intestine. |
| 00:09:04 |
Stinky... |
| 00:09:05 |
...and dangerous. |
| 00:09:07 |
We can pay handsomely. |
| 00:09:09 |
I am now a child of light. |
| 00:09:11 |
Your earthly money |
| 00:09:14 |
Twenty thousand dollars. |
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Really? |
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No. |
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I cannot. |
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For I am sorely needed... |
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...here... |
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...at the ashram. |
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May I interject? |
| 00:09:40 |
We're short of space. |
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And it's important for you |
| 00:09:45 |
Let me help you pack. |
| 00:09:49 |
But I have yet to attain |
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Wait! |
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There it is! |
| 00:09:59 |
You've just attained it. |
| 00:10:01 |
I have? |
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Just now. |
| 00:10:04 |
You are one! |
| 00:10:06 |
I can see it in your eyes. |
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You're more one than anyone. |
| 00:10:13 |
What about my medallion |
| 00:10:15 |
Take mine. |
| 00:10:18 |
This took you 80 years to achieve! |
| 00:10:20 |
That's okay. |
| 00:10:21 |
I don't like it anymore. Really. |
| 00:10:27 |
In light of this personal sacrifice |
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...I have no choice... |
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...but to take the case. |
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Great! |
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I'll tell the others. |
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Master! |
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Break it to them gently. |
| 00:11:14 |
I've never seen them |
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Denial can be an ugly thing. |
| 00:11:19 |
We should go, Mr. Ventura. |
| 00:11:22 |
I'll meet you at the bottom. |
| 00:11:25 |
There's still one more thing |
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Isn't this incredible? |
| 00:11:40 |
It's going to be some kind of record! |
| 00:11:44 |
"Everyone loves a Slinky |
| 00:11:46 |
"You got to get a Slinky." |
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Go, Slinky, go! |
| 00:11:54 |
Oh, man! |
| 00:11:57 |
Can you believe it? |
| 00:12:00 |
It was right there! |
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Can I do it one more time? |
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Forgive me, but if we don't hurry, |
| 00:12:09 |
Of course. |
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How selfish of me. |
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Let's do all the things |
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Canadian moose during mating season. |
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And now... |
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...a yak. |
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Peanut? |
| 00:13:00 |
Yes, I have one right here! |
| 00:13:02 |
It's bulky, |
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Peanuts? |
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Oh, I see! |
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If we can get back to business, |
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The Wachati are a peaceful tribe. |
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Since their sacred animal |
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...they believe that there is a curse |
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It all started some time ago when, |
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So, the daughter of the Wachati chief... |
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...is set to wed the first son of |
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And the sacred animal was offered |
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But... |
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...if it is not recovered... |
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...the result will be... |
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...the merciless slaughter of |
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Mr. Ventura? |
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There's... |
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...someone on the wing. |
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Some... |
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...thing! |
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I'm sorry, what did you say? |
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The daughter of the Wachati chief... |
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...is set to wed... |
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...the first son of the Wachootoo tribe. |
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Spectacular! |
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This land holds great beauty! |
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How far to the crime scene? |
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I've been instructed |
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...which is beyond the trees... |
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...on the other side of the jungle. |
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Steering's a bit loose! |
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Alignment's off! |
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"Oh, pretty Chitty Bang Bang |
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"We love you |
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"And our pretty Chitty Chitty |
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"On Chitty Chitty Bang Bang we depend |
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"Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, |
| 00:16:03 |
There's the consulate! |
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Oh, thank God! |
| 00:16:07 |
If I can just find a parking spot... |
| 00:16:09 |
Perhaps we should slow down |
| 00:16:12 |
Nonsense, poopy pants! |
| 00:16:15 |
We're going a bit fast! |
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Really! |
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Look out! |
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Like a glove! |
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You should get this baby detailed. |
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The Consul General's car! |
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Down! |
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That's it. Down. |
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Come on, man! |
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Mr. Ventura, so looking forward |
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Funny, it didn't seem that painful |
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Sir... |
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...Mr. Ventura has |
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Shall we? |
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Shalln't we? |
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Tell me, Mr. Ventura... |
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...just how good are you? |
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You're an extreme workaholic. |
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You recently returned from a trip |
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...and you just took a nasty spill |
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...shoddy masonry work. |
| 00:18:05 |
Very impressive. |
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May I ask how? |
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Surely. |
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The abrasion on your hand is the type |
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The remnants of plaster on your shoe |
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Your new watch, a quality |
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...most likely purchased through |
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And my work habits? |
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A workaholic. |
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The urine stain on your pants... |
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...would signify that |
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Far too busy for the follow-up jiggle. |
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Brilliant, Mr. Ventura! |
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Simply brilliant! |
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Spank you! |
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Spank you very much! |
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We've been coexisting quite nicely |
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...for the past 200 years. They're |
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Are they? |
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It is imperative that we recover |
| 00:19:00 |
If not, the peaceable |
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The Wachootoos are bloodthirsty. |
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They consider its disappearance |
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Do I have something in my teeth? |
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Cadby! |
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Lovely brunch, I must say. |
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Quinn! |
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I'd like you to meet Ace Ventura. |
| 00:19:30 |
This is Burton Quinn. He owns |
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Most call me Quinn. |
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Say hello, Tinky. |
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Pleasure, Tinky. |
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Corvus corax. Common raven. |
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Rare in these parts. |
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Excuse me. |
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That's quite a wrap you're wearing. |
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Perhaps I could get you |
| 00:20:03 |
...made from the heads of |
| 00:20:07 |
Who is this ghastly man? |
| 00:20:10 |
Ace Ventura, pet detective. |
| 00:20:13 |
You must be... |
| 00:20:14 |
...the Monopoly Guy! |
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Thanks for the free parking. |
| 00:20:22 |
Another activist, Maguire. |
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Activist, yes. |
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Activist, yes. |
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Mr. Ventura... |
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...there's nothing wrong with |
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You should try it some time. |
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All righty, then. |
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You know something? |
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You're right. |
| 00:21:23 |
"Do not pass go. |
| 00:21:30 |
It's lovely, but I fancy myself |
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If you've quite finished, Mr. Ventura... |
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...we might make for |
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Kookie. |
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I'd like you to meet Hitu, chief |
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Please! |
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Don't... |
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...get up. |
| 00:22:03 |
At this point, |
| 00:22:06 |
...but we've had similar |
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Sorry. |
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This is Derrick McCane... |
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...spotted several times in the province |
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...from rare and endangered species. |
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These two are Australians. |
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The bald one is Mick Katie. |
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The other is said to have |
| 00:22:45 |
...aborigines. |
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The natives call him... |
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Call him Gahjii... |
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...the hunter. |
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Both are known poachers |
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This wedding's in four days. |
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We're counting on you! |
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Hi-ho, Silver! |
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Away! |
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I've assigned Greenwall to assist you. |
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Before you go, Mr. Ventura... |
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...I'd like to show you |
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As one animal lover to another. |
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Something wrong, Mr. Ventura? |
| 00:24:00 |
Of course not. |
| 00:24:01 |
There is a lovely room of death. |
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Take care, now. Bye-bye, then. |
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Down, Boba! |
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Mr. Ventura, how could you?! |
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Now, Mr. Ventura, I think |
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Excellent. |
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Flat tire! |
| 00:24:51 |
I think this joke has run |
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Certainly. |
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I prostrate myself before you |
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Don't get me wrong. |
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It's just that my heel |
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We love you, dark continent! |
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Listen! |
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The majestic song of |
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We should move along. It's their mating |
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Excuse me, Mr. Ventura. |
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I have to rest. |
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Of course you do! |
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The Wachatis believe they draw |
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Now they live in fear since |
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Bat?! |
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What... |
| 00:26:01 |
...bat? |
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The one we're here to find, |
| 00:26:05 |
You didn't say anything about a bat. |
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What's the difference? |
| 00:26:10 |
What's the difference? |
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Have you seen one? They're hideous. |
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Lifeless, beady eyes, clawed feet, |
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They give you rabies. |
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Yes, quite. I see your point. |
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But are you saying |
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No. |
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As a being of light, I must show |
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Good. |
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I'm not touching it, though! |
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No, spank you. |
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The Wachati are a peaceful people. |
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They find all forms of life sacred. |
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I like them already. |
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Bumbawae Atuna. |
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Nice to see you. |
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Bumblebee Tuna. |
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Bumblebee Tuna. |
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Ace Ventura, pet detective. |
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How are you? |
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All righty, then. |
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Excuse me. |
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Your balls are showing. |
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Bumblebee Tuna. |
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They have lived in the same state |
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They did not know about disease |
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What's going on over here? |
| 00:27:42 |
All young Wachati warriors |
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...of balance and concentration. |
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Should he lose his focus and fall... |
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...he must start over again. |
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Earthquake test! |
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He's good. |
| 00:28:01 |
With my help, he could be the best. |
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We should see the chief, |
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This way. |
| 00:28:08 |
Neato! |
| 00:28:24 |
The chief says he knew you would come. |
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Chim-chiminy chim-chim-cheroo! |
| 00:28:39 |
The chief has not understood |
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Say I'm happy to meet him. |
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And that his sacred... |
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...bat... |
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...is as good as found. |
| 00:29:00 |
My goodness. The chief |
| 00:29:03 |
That is a great sign of affection |
| 00:29:07 |
Really? |
| 00:29:13 |
This is the chief's son, Ouda. |
| 00:29:15 |
The missionaries came through |
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I like you! |
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My... |
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Aren't I the popular one? |
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Allow me to display my affection. |
| 00:30:06 |
It is the mucus... |
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...that binds us. |
| 00:30:12 |
The chief says that |
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How'd they pass the guard? |
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I'm afraid he was found shortly after... |
| 00:30:28 |
...sleeping. |
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At ease, soldier. |
| 00:30:32 |
We all make mistakes. |
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Quite an auspicious dwelling |
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Please, Mr. Ventura! |
| 00:30:54 |
That is sacred ground. I'm sorry, |
| 00:31:00 |
Take it easy. |
| 00:31:01 |
I'm the lougie guy, remember? |
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Yes, yes, Chief. Thank you. |
| 00:31:19 |
Thank you. |
| 00:31:21 |
The chief says that unless |
| 00:31:24 |
...before the marriage of the princess, |
| 00:31:29 |
What type of bat are we talking about? |
| 00:31:31 |
The great white bat, of course. |
| 00:31:43 |
Crepuscular Chiroptera? |
| 00:31:45 |
But to the natives: |
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Shikaka. |
| 00:32:03 |
Shikasha! |
| 00:32:07 |
Shish kebab. |
| 00:32:09 |
"Shawshank Redemption." |
| 00:32:10 |
Chicago! |
| 00:32:12 |
You're out of there! |
| 00:32:14 |
Go on. You're gone. Go on! |
| 00:32:41 |
Were you going to eat these? |
| 00:32:55 |
I've got to inspect that cage. |
| 00:33:04 |
My, my, my. |
| 00:33:06 |
This fruit paste is delicious! |
| 00:33:09 |
The pottery is lovely! |
| 00:33:11 |
It's made from guano. |
| 00:33:12 |
Guano? |
| 00:33:14 |
That sounds so familiar. |
| 00:33:16 |
Bat droppings. |
| 00:33:21 |
It's a chief resource of the Wachati. |
| 00:33:27 |
Yummy! |
| 00:33:51 |
Now this is really fascinating. |
| 00:33:56 |
The virgin's dance of seduction. |
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I am now a holy man. |
| 00:34:06 |
I think of women only |
| 00:34:09 |
They are a sanctuary for |
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A temple to house |
| 00:34:16 |
Do you have $1? |
| 00:34:24 |
Thank you so much! |
| 00:34:25 |
I've not danced in years! |
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Hi. |
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Don't mind me. |
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Sleep. |
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Sleep! |
| 00:35:03 |
Fe... Fi! |
| 00:35:06 |
Fo... fum! |
| 00:35:09 |
I smell the fingerprints of scum! |
| 00:35:18 |
Better dust the place. |
| 00:35:35 |
Totally clean. |
| 00:35:37 |
Not one damn clue. |
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Unless... |
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Here she comes. Oh, boy. |
| 00:36:28 |
Holy, holy, holy, holy. |
| 00:36:30 |
Good thoughts in, bad thoughts out. |
| 00:36:33 |
You have come to help us. |
| 00:36:36 |
We are in... |
| 00:36:37 |
...great appreciation. |
| 00:36:39 |
You... |
| 00:36:42 |
...speak English. |
| 00:36:43 |
Yes! |
| 00:36:45 |
The missionaries came with books. |
| 00:36:55 |
You are very good with that! |
| 00:36:57 |
It's incredibly accurate. |
| 00:37:00 |
Care to try? |
| 00:37:08 |
Not bad! |
| 00:37:09 |
Try again. Relax your shoulders. |
| 00:37:12 |
Breathe. |
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And release. |
| 00:37:18 |
There you go! |
| 00:37:20 |
You make me smile. |
| 00:37:24 |
And yet... |
| 00:37:27 |
...I am troubled. |
| 00:37:30 |
You see... |
| 00:37:32 |
...the man my father |
| 00:37:35 |
...I am worried I will not please him. |
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I've never known a man. |
| 00:37:56 |
I'd love to help. |
| 00:37:58 |
But you see... |
| 00:37:59 |
...I have vowed |
| 00:38:05 |
Well... |
| 00:38:06 |
Perhaps this... |
| 00:38:08 |
...will assist your decision. |
| 00:38:15 |
Those are very nice. |
| 00:38:17 |
But I am a child of light. |
| 00:38:20 |
I'm no longer encumbered |
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Oh, mama, oh, mama... |
| 00:38:30 |
...oh, mama, oh, mama... |
| 00:38:37 |
I'm so sorry Mr. Ventura... |
| 00:38:45 |
That's okay. |
| 00:38:48 |
I was just... |
| 00:38:51 |
...practicing my mantra. |
| 00:38:58 |
I thought you wanted |
| 00:38:59 |
I do! |
| 00:39:01 |
Meet me outside in 10 minutes. |
| 00:39:03 |
If I don't finish my meditation... |
| 00:39:05 |
...I tend to get a little cranky. |
| 00:39:09 |
Take care, now. Bye-bye, then. |
| 00:39:19 |
Everything here seems good! |
| 00:39:23 |
You can speculate all you want, |
| 00:39:27 |
...you never know. |
| 00:39:28 |
Let's go back. |
| 00:39:29 |
Don't you think you should investigate? |
| 00:39:31 |
There's no reason to go in there. Ever. |
| 00:39:34 |
I sense it as a holy man. |
| 00:39:36 |
- You said you wanted... |
| 00:39:38 |
I could fall into a precipice. |
| 00:39:41 |
Take this. |
| 00:39:44 |
Spank you, Helpy Helperton. |
| 00:40:09 |
I am not afraid! |
| 00:40:13 |
I am not afraid. |
| 00:40:21 |
I really like it here. |
| 00:40:41 |
My medallion! |
| 00:40:47 |
I will fear no living creature... |
| 00:40:51 |
...as long as I keep this near me. |
| 00:40:54 |
Take that, you winged spawn of Satan! |
| 00:41:04 |
That's okay. |
| 00:41:08 |
All I really need is my torch. |
| 00:41:11 |
Die, devil bird! |
| 00:41:18 |
I'm okay. |
| 00:41:27 |
They're in my hair! |
| 00:41:28 |
They're in my hair! |
| 00:41:31 |
God in heaven! Help me! |
| 00:41:36 |
There is nothing in your hair. |
| 00:41:40 |
Exactly. |
| 00:41:42 |
I was merely running a drill. |
| 00:41:50 |
Just as I suspected. |
| 00:41:52 |
Quinn. |
| 00:41:53 |
What? |
| 00:41:55 |
We met him at Cadby's soiree. |
| 00:41:57 |
His bird is a raven, Tinky. |
| 00:42:00 |
You don't understand. |
| 00:42:04 |
Worry not. |
| 00:42:07 |
For I... |
| 00:42:09 |
...am a master... |
| 00:42:11 |
...of disguises. |
| 00:43:07 |
Eat up, guys! |
| 00:43:08 |
None of this animal goes to waste. |
| 00:43:45 |
Mr. McCane. |
| 00:43:46 |
How're you? |
| 00:43:47 |
I'm doing well. |
| 00:43:57 |
Don't mind me, Mr. Quinn. |
| 00:44:00 |
I'm just a curious little rhino. |
| 00:44:03 |
I appreciate your... |
| 00:44:06 |
...agreeing to undertake this. |
| 00:44:16 |
Meeting secretly |
| 00:44:20 |
Ah, not too much. Ah, much too much. |
| 00:44:45 |
Kind of hot in these rhinos. |
| 00:45:00 |
Warm! |
| 00:45:09 |
I had a dog and his name was... |
| 00:45:12 |
...Bingo! |
| 00:45:17 |
Time to get some oxygen. |
| 00:45:25 |
Come on! |
| 00:45:37 |
Mayday! |
| 00:45:46 |
Must... |
| 00:45:47 |
...have... |
| 00:45:49 |
...air! |
| 00:46:13 |
Come on! |
| 00:46:17 |
Quiet, quiet, quiet. Look, look. |
| 00:46:23 |
Oh, look! |
| 00:46:25 |
The mother rhino is giving birth! |
| 00:46:32 |
Oh, God. |
| 00:46:54 |
Mommy! |
| 00:47:06 |
Cool! |
| 00:47:07 |
We have to get out of here! |
| 00:47:09 |
Quick, get in the jeep. |
| 00:47:11 |
Quick, girls, get in! |
| 00:47:13 |
Welcome to Quinnland. |
| 00:47:18 |
And you, too, my friend? |
| 00:47:24 |
I know, you'll be happy here. |
| 00:47:35 |
How did you get out, fella? |
| 00:47:39 |
You're a cute little devil. |
| 00:47:42 |
What you got? |
| 00:48:02 |
Where's the bat? |
| 00:48:05 |
What's this about? |
| 00:48:07 |
Who are you? |
| 00:48:09 |
Where... |
| 00:48:10 |
...is... |
| 00:48:12 |
...the bat? |
| 00:48:14 |
I know who you are. |
| 00:48:16 |
I met you at Cadby's! |
| 00:48:18 |
You're that... |
| 00:48:20 |
...Ventura fella! |
| 00:48:21 |
Last chance! |
| 00:48:26 |
Where is that darn bat? |
| 00:48:28 |
What're you going to do? |
| 00:48:31 |
What're you going to do? |
| 00:48:32 |
Whatever I have to get some answers. |
| 00:48:44 |
Stop! |
| 00:48:45 |
Stop it! |
| 00:48:47 |
You'd like me to stop it. |
| 00:48:49 |
Getting to you? |
| 00:48:52 |
I won't tell you anything. |
| 00:49:03 |
A tough guy, huh? |
| 00:49:05 |
I know what to do with tough guys. |
| 00:49:19 |
My brother used to do that! |
| 00:49:22 |
You sadistic bastard! |
| 00:49:23 |
Stop it! |
| 00:49:25 |
All right! I'll talk! |
| 00:49:27 |
Spill it! |
| 00:49:28 |
I paid Derrick McCane to find the bat. |
| 00:49:35 |
I thought it could be an attraction. |
| 00:49:38 |
Business has been a bit off lately. |
| 00:49:40 |
So... |
| 00:49:42 |
...you don't know who... |
| 00:49:47 |
...took the bat? |
| 00:49:48 |
Neither does McCane. |
| 00:49:56 |
I'm going to untie you now. |
| 00:50:00 |
Before I do, I want you |
| 00:50:02 |
...truly... |
| 00:50:04 |
...very... |
| 00:50:05 |
...sorry! |
| 00:50:12 |
Appreciate the lift! |
| 00:50:14 |
We'll walk from here. |
| 00:50:19 |
Quinn is out of the picture. |
| 00:50:24 |
But I have instincts. |
| 00:50:26 |
And my instincts tell me |
| 00:50:29 |
I can feel it. |
| 00:50:30 |
I can feel it like it's right... |
| 00:50:34 |
...in my neck! |
| 00:50:35 |
Run! |
| 00:50:43 |
Starting to get numb! |
| 00:50:53 |
Three darts... |
| 00:50:55 |
...is too much! |
| 00:51:28 |
I think... |
| 00:51:29 |
...I lost them! |
| 00:52:02 |
Flowers... |
| 00:52:03 |
...for me? |
| 00:52:06 |
I do declare, Mr. Beauregard. |
| 00:52:11 |
You are my hero. |
| 00:52:19 |
Was I... |
| 00:52:22 |
...talking in my sleep? |
| 00:52:23 |
You've been suffering hysteria. |
| 00:52:28 |
Water. |
| 00:52:36 |
Guano bowls. |
| 00:52:39 |
Collect the whole set. |
| 00:52:41 |
Ace, did you see the shooter? |
| 00:52:44 |
Only their feet. |
| 00:52:45 |
Not enough for a positive ID. |
| 00:52:47 |
It's the dart of a Wachootoo shaman. |
| 00:52:51 |
The whaty whatan? |
| 00:52:52 |
The Wachootoo shaman, or medicine man, |
| 00:53:00 |
Does he? |
| 00:53:04 |
You do not speak Wachootoo. |
| 00:53:06 |
I go with you. |
| 00:53:09 |
Ouda will be my interpreter. |
| 00:53:13 |
Please, take care. |
| 00:53:14 |
The Wachootoo are savages. |
| 00:53:20 |
Worry not. |
| 00:53:22 |
I will be as a fly on the wall, |
| 00:53:26 |
I will slip amongst them |
| 00:53:31 |
...thing. |
| 00:53:59 |
The sacred bat must be in a hut. |
| 00:54:01 |
We'll never know until |
| 00:54:08 |
Wunderbar! |
| 00:54:10 |
He exclaimed with great relish. |
| 00:54:37 |
Come on, girls, show them what you got. |
| 00:54:56 |
I'm sure it's fine. |
| 00:54:58 |
Ouda is probably going |
| 00:55:01 |
Hello, Ace! |
| 00:55:03 |
They found me! |
| 00:55:04 |
No sweat! |
| 00:55:08 |
Don't beat yourself up. |
| 00:55:18 |
You know... |
| 00:55:20 |
...gingivitis is the number one |
| 00:55:29 |
What does "equinsu ocha" mean? |
| 00:55:31 |
White devil. |
| 00:55:33 |
Tell him I'm not. |
| 00:55:34 |
I only met you. How do I know? |
| 00:55:41 |
- He said... |
| 00:55:44 |
You speak Wachootoo? |
| 00:55:46 |
Tell them what I'm saying: |
| 00:55:49 |
I come in peace! |
| 00:55:59 |
I couldn't help but notice |
| 00:56:02 |
Did you refer to me as "White Devil"? |
| 00:56:04 |
That's how they know you. |
| 00:56:06 |
Leave that part out from now on. |
| 00:56:09 |
I represent the princess! |
| 00:56:21 |
War... |
| 00:56:23 |
...is hell. |
| 00:56:25 |
The last thing we want... |
| 00:56:28 |
...is a fight. |
| 00:56:45 |
The chief said... |
| 00:56:46 |
...if you pass all Wachootoo tests... |
| 00:56:49 |
...you do not die. |
| 00:56:54 |
Kookie. |
| 00:58:26 |
My entrance to the winner's circle! |
| 00:58:30 |
Your admiration is well-founded, |
| 00:58:34 |
Do not worship me! |
| 00:58:46 |
Chief says you have passed |
| 00:58:50 |
Only left is Wachootoo Circle of Death. |
| 00:58:53 |
Funny... |
| 00:58:55 |
...that's my specialty. |
| 00:59:33 |
This is it? |
| 00:59:35 |
I have to beat him? |
| 00:59:50 |
All righty, then! |
| 00:59:54 |
I must tell you... |
| 00:59:58 |
...I don't wish to fight. |
| 01:00:01 |
Violence is no longer in my nature... |
| 01:00:04 |
...but if you want it, |
| 01:00:13 |
Biting, I see. |
| 01:00:15 |
I was unaware that the Wachootoo... |
| 01:00:19 |
...were biters! |
| 01:00:22 |
Why don't you try this on |
| 01:00:31 |
He much better fighter than you. |
| 01:00:34 |
Doi! |
| 01:00:52 |
All right! |
| 01:00:54 |
This White Devil thing |
| 01:00:57 |
Nobody... |
| 01:00:58 |
...messes... |
| 01:01:00 |
...with the "do"! |
| 01:01:20 |
He said, "Sorry, White Devil..." |
| 01:01:22 |
...but he must kill you. |
| 01:01:26 |
I'll have you know |
| 01:01:28 |
And the speed of a mongoose. |
| 01:01:31 |
Throw it! |
| 01:01:33 |
I dare you! |
| 01:01:51 |
Ouda, don't just stand there. |
| 01:02:23 |
It's in the bone! It's in the bone! |
| 01:02:25 |
It's in the bone! |
| 01:02:46 |
He says you make him laugh. |
| 01:02:48 |
You are like sissy girl! |
| 01:03:06 |
Wachootoo Chief say, |
| 01:03:17 |
But if the curse of Shikaka not lifted |
| 01:03:22 |
...Wachootoo kill all Wachati |
| 01:03:29 |
Super. |
| 01:03:30 |
Take care, now. Bye-bye, then. |
| 01:03:32 |
Take care. Super. Bye-bye, then. |
| 01:03:37 |
Are your legs sore? |
| 01:03:38 |
Want me to carry you? |
| 01:03:40 |
That won't be necessary. |
| 01:03:42 |
I have a high pain threshold. |
| 01:03:44 |
Holy monkey! |
| 01:04:11 |
Ace, why you stopped? |
| 01:04:15 |
The Wachootoo didn't take Shikaka. |
| 01:04:20 |
Hi, welcome back. |
| 01:04:23 |
What would you say this is? |
| 01:04:24 |
Dart of Wachootoo shaman. |
| 01:04:27 |
Precisely. |
| 01:04:28 |
And when compared to one of the darts |
| 01:04:31 |
Same. |
| 01:04:32 |
Only to the untrained eye. |
| 01:04:36 |
The Wachootoo dart is made of |
| 01:04:39 |
...while the other is carved from |
| 01:04:43 |
And there's only one area |
| 01:04:46 |
...fungus-bearing acallas. |
| 01:04:50 |
Go back to the village. |
| 01:04:51 |
Tell them the Wachootoo's attack |
| 01:04:57 |
This little hound dog |
| 01:05:12 |
Won't be long now, Katie. |
| 01:05:17 |
Big night tonight. |
| 01:05:19 |
You're going to meet your new owner. |
| 01:05:22 |
G'day. |
| 01:05:23 |
Disgusting rat! |
| 01:05:41 |
Gravy! |
| 01:05:48 |
Did you hear that? |
| 01:05:51 |
What is it? |
| 01:05:52 |
Silverback. |
| 01:06:05 |
Female. |
| 01:06:07 |
Big. |
| 01:06:09 |
About 200 meters... |
| 01:06:13 |
...south. |
| 01:06:15 |
We'd get $5,000 for one of those. |
| 01:06:18 |
- What about the rat? |
| 01:06:21 |
We'll be back in no time. |
| 01:06:28 |
Stay downwind of it. |
| 01:06:45 |
You're even uglier than I thought. |
| 01:06:48 |
She's a big one, isn't she? |
| 01:07:09 |
Oh, boy. |
| 01:07:11 |
Deciduous trees on the bank. |
| 01:07:14 |
Suman shrubs with extreme protococcus. |
| 01:07:16 |
Steadily increasing water current. |
| 01:07:18 |
Spike... |
| 01:07:19 |
...I think we could assume |
| 01:07:33 |
As soon as I get you loose, |
| 01:07:43 |
That's it! |
| 01:07:44 |
That's it! |
| 01:07:47 |
Yes. Your turn. |
| 01:07:52 |
All right! |
| 01:08:36 |
I'm alive! |
| 01:08:41 |
I'm alive! |
| 01:08:59 |
Say "uncle"! Say "uncle"! |
| 01:09:07 |
Don't start what you can't finish! |
| 01:09:12 |
Quit hitting yourself! |
| 01:09:13 |
Quit hitting yourself! |
| 01:09:16 |
Oh, water tastes good, yes! |
| 01:09:26 |
This isn't over yet. |
| 01:09:28 |
There's something I missed. |
| 01:09:32 |
And that motive is... |
| 01:09:36 |
...plah! |
| 01:09:38 |
Think! |
| 01:09:39 |
Someone wants the tribes |
| 01:09:41 |
There must be something |
| 01:09:44 |
Perhaps we should meditate, Spike. |
| 01:09:47 |
For it is said that |
| 01:09:50 |
...quiet the soul in order |
| 01:09:58 |
What is it the Wachati possess... |
| 01:10:00 |
...that is of great value |
| 01:10:04 |
...besides the princess |
| 01:10:17 |
All righty, then. |
| 01:11:06 |
You're back?! |
| 01:11:09 |
You can dispense with the smallpox, |
| 01:11:12 |
I'm here on business, |
| 01:11:16 |
Very well. |
| 01:11:18 |
What answer do you seek? |
| 01:11:20 |
What do the Wachatis possess... |
| 01:11:22 |
...that is of great |
| 01:11:25 |
The medallion will lead you |
| 01:11:31 |
You do still have |
| 01:11:34 |
Medallion? |
| 01:11:35 |
Why, surely. |
| 01:11:38 |
I left it back... |
| 01:11:41 |
...with my body. |
| 01:11:42 |
Your aura... |
| 01:11:44 |
...is weakening. |
| 01:11:47 |
Okay! I threw it in a cave! |
| 01:11:49 |
What do you want from me? |
| 01:11:53 |
Where is it? |
| 01:11:55 |
It's probably lying... |
| 01:11:57 |
...in a big pile of... |
| 01:12:16 |
Guano! |
| 01:12:19 |
They have guano! |
| 01:12:32 |
Like... |
| 01:12:34 |
...a glove. |
| 01:12:40 |
Hi, Chief! |
| 01:12:42 |
Appreciate your meeting me here. |
| 01:12:45 |
Let's go kick some... |
| 01:12:49 |
...consulate butt. |
| 01:13:01 |
Hello, Ace. |
| 01:13:03 |
You want your money? |
| 01:13:04 |
Wrong again, Sweeney Toad. |
| 01:13:07 |
I've come for the sacred bat. |
| 01:13:10 |
Why... |
| 01:13:11 |
...whatever can you mean? |
| 01:13:13 |
Guano! |
| 01:13:15 |
Hello! |
| 01:13:16 |
Does poop ring a bell? |
| 01:13:19 |
"Guano mines as a source of nitrate... |
| 01:13:22 |
"...producing 84% of |
| 01:13:25 |
"...a $1.4 billion industry." |
| 01:13:28 |
That's what this war is about. |
| 01:13:30 |
You can't take possession of the caves |
| 01:13:35 |
And you want that dookie so bad... |
| 01:13:37 |
...you can taste it. |
| 01:13:39 |
I thought that... |
| 01:13:40 |
Yes, thank you, Fulton. |
| 01:13:45 |
That's a fine theory, Mr. Ventura. |
| 01:13:48 |
What's it got to do with me? |
| 01:13:51 |
I thought you'd... |
| 01:13:53 |
...never ask. |
| 01:13:59 |
When I met you, there was |
| 01:14:01 |
Yesterday, I saw the same |
| 01:14:04 |
...and it hit me that |
| 01:14:08 |
That's what you slipped in! |
| 01:14:10 |
And that explains the abrasion |
| 01:14:13 |
Let me run that back for you. |
| 01:14:21 |
That's what you slipped in! |
| 01:14:23 |
And that explains the abrasion |
| 01:14:28 |
Damn, I'm good! |
| 01:14:30 |
Can you feel that? |
| 01:14:32 |
Can you feel it... |
| 01:14:33 |
...Captain Compost? |
| 01:14:35 |
The day of redemption is at hand! |
| 01:14:40 |
Repent! |
| 01:14:43 |
And thou shall be saved. |
| 01:14:48 |
Very good. |
| 01:14:52 |
Very good. |
| 01:14:54 |
I believe you've solved the case. |
| 01:14:56 |
One thing I still don't understand, |
| 01:15:01 |
If you are the slime behind |
| 01:15:04 |
...why, oh, why... |
| 01:15:07 |
...did you hire me? |
| 01:15:09 |
I'm afraid there'll be |
| 01:15:12 |
You were my alibi... |
| 01:15:14 |
...to prove I'd done |
| 01:15:17 |
Arrest him. |
| 01:15:19 |
Arrest him! |
| 01:15:23 |
Please arrest him. |
| 01:15:26 |
Simon says, "Arrest him." |
| 01:15:37 |
I thought you loved all animals, |
| 01:15:41 |
I thought you loved all animals, |
| 01:15:46 |
Shall I stick him on the wall? |
| 01:15:49 |
No, I don't think it'll be |
| 01:15:53 |
Mr. Ventura has very cleverly stolen |
| 01:15:57 |
Unfortunately, we were unable |
| 01:16:03 |
Hit the lights! |
| 01:16:06 |
The switch is on the wall |
| 01:16:19 |
Flick it! |
| 01:16:24 |
All righty, then. |
| 01:16:26 |
Shall we go to jail? |
| 01:16:38 |
What are you? H.R. Shove-n-Stuff? |
| 01:16:42 |
Get in! |
| 01:16:45 |
Just one more thing. |
| 01:16:54 |
What are you doing? |
| 01:17:02 |
Stop it! |
| 01:17:03 |
I said, stop it! |
| 01:17:14 |
To the jungle, Boba! |
| 01:17:31 |
Friends... |
| 01:17:33 |
...rodents... |
| 01:17:34 |
...quadrupeds! |
| 01:17:36 |
Lend me your ears! |
| 01:17:47 |
Imbecile! You let him get away! |
| 01:17:49 |
You don't seem to understand. |
| 01:17:52 |
Remind me to send a sympathy card. |
| 01:17:54 |
We're going to get the bastard. |
| 01:17:56 |
There's nothing he can do now. |
| 01:17:58 |
We've got the bat, and it's nearly noon. |
| 01:18:18 |
What the hell's going on?! |
| 01:19:01 |
You see... |
| 01:19:04 |
...humans and animals |
| 01:19:21 |
Sorry for the delay, Ace. |
| 01:19:28 |
Hey, poachers! |
| 01:19:30 |
Say hello... |
| 01:19:31 |
...to my stinky little friend! |
| 01:19:52 |
Get out! Get out! |
| 01:19:55 |
Not so fast, Sally! |
| 01:20:01 |
Get it away! |
| 01:21:01 |
He wants to go off-road. |
| 01:21:10 |
Nobody wants to play with me. |
| 01:21:20 |
Loser! |
| 01:21:37 |
From the consulate, right? |
| 01:21:40 |
This is weird. |
| 01:22:48 |
Noon. |
| 01:22:52 |
The Wachati. |
| 01:22:57 |
The spirit will overcome. |
| 01:23:00 |
The spirit will overcome. |
| 01:23:37 |
Headhunters! |
| 01:24:02 |
Shikaka! |
| 01:24:16 |
Coming through. Clear a path, people! |
| 01:25:51 |
They will now consummate |
| 01:25:55 |
Well done, Ace. |
| 01:25:56 |
You must be extremely proud. |
| 01:25:59 |
Pride is an abomination. |
| 01:26:01 |
One must forego the self... |
| 01:26:03 |
...to attain spiritual creaminess... |
| 01:26:06 |
...and avoid the chewy chunks... |
| 01:26:09 |
...of degradation. |
| 01:26:19 |
What's that he's he saying? |
| 01:26:20 |
I think he's saying, |
| 01:26:25 |
They can tell that? |
