Ferris Bueller s Day Off

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00:00:13 It is a beautiful day in Chicago.
00:00:18 Right now, 75 at the lakefront,
00:00:30 Tom!
00:00:34 - What's the matter?.
00:00:41 Ferris?
00:00:45 He doesn't have a fever, but his
00:00:48 - What's the matter, Ferris?
00:00:52 Feel his hands,
00:01:00 - I'm fine. I'll get up.
00:01:04 - I have a test today.
00:01:08 I must take it. I want to go to a good
00:01:13 Honey, you're not
00:01:16 - What's his problem?
00:01:22 Dry that one out,
00:01:24 Jeanie, is that you?
00:01:28 I can't see that far. Jeanie?
00:01:32 Jeanie, I...
00:01:37 - Bite the big one, junior.
00:01:43 If I was bleeding out my eyes, you'd
00:01:48 Jeanie, don't be upset with me.
00:01:58 That's it! I want out of this family.
00:02:02 I'm okay. I'll just sleep.
00:02:10 I'm showing some houses
00:02:15 My office will know just where I am
00:02:19 - I'll check on you too, pal.
00:02:25 You're both very special people.
00:02:33 - You get better, pumpkin.
00:02:38 I'll be home at six sharp.
00:02:42 Ringy-dingy.
00:02:47 - We love you, sweetie.
00:02:52 Call if you need us.
00:03:02 They bought it.
00:03:14 Incredible! A terrible perFromance,
00:03:24 How could I be expected
00:03:38 This is my ninth sick day. It's tough
00:03:43 If I go for ten, I'll have to barf up a
00:03:51 The key to faking out the parents
00:03:54 It's a good non-specific symptom.
00:03:58 A lot of people will tell you
00:04:02 But if you get a nervous mother, you
00:04:09 You fake a stomach cramp.
00:04:11 When you're bent over wailing,
00:04:16 It's childish and stupid,
00:04:21 Life moves pretty fast.
00:04:25 If you don't stop and look around
00:04:31 I do have a test today,
00:04:35 It's on European socialism.
00:04:39 I'm not European, so who
00:04:44 They could be fascist anarchists,
00:04:52 I recall Central Park in fall
00:04:55 how you tore your dress
00:05:07 It's not that I condone fascism,
00:05:11 A person should not believe in an
00:05:17 I quote John Lennon: "I don't believe
00:05:22 A good point there.
00:05:25 I could be the walrus,
00:05:30 Adams.
00:05:32 - Here.
00:05:37 - Adler.
00:05:41 - Anderson. Anderson?
00:05:45 Bueller.
00:05:47 Bueller.
00:05:51 Bueller. Bueller.
00:05:55 He's sick. My best friend's sister's
00:06:02 - saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors
00:06:06 - Thank you, Simone.
00:06:10 Frye.
00:06:13 Frye. Frye.
00:06:25 - Hello?
00:06:29 - Very little.
00:06:33 - Shredded.
00:06:36 She's in Decatur.
00:06:42 - Where are you?
00:06:47 - I can't, stupid, I'm sick.
00:06:50 - Come on over.
00:06:55 I'm sorry to hear that.
00:07:09 I'm dying.
00:07:16 You're not dying. You just
00:07:23 Cameron really needs a day off.
00:07:26 He has a lot of things to sort out
00:07:32 When Cameron was in Egypt's land
00:07:39 let my Cameron go.
00:07:43 Cameron is so tight -
00:07:46 - that a lump of coal stuck up his ass
00:07:57 - Katie Bueller.
00:08:01 I'm so sorry.
00:08:07 - You know your son isn't in school?
00:08:13 I had a meeting this morning.
00:08:18 Are you also aware -
00:08:22 - that Ferris does not have
00:08:27 What?
00:08:28 He has missed an unacceptable
00:08:32 Ferris is not taking
00:08:36 I've spent my morning
00:08:40 If Ferris thinks he can coast through
00:08:47 I have no reservation whatsoever-
00:08:50 - about holding him back
00:08:55 - This is all news to me.
00:08:59 - He has been absent nine times.
00:09:06 - Nine times.
00:09:10 That's probably because he
00:09:15 Wake up and smell the coffee.
00:09:18 It's a fool's paradise. He's leading
00:09:22 - I can’t believe it.
00:09:26 He has missed nine days...
00:09:36 I asked for a car. I got a computer.
00:09:42 Grace!
00:09:48 Mr. Rooney, Ferris is home
00:09:52 - I debated even leaving him.
00:09:56 At this time of year, children
00:10:00 But I can assure you
00:10:10 Never had one lesson.
00:10:14 In 1930 the House of Representatives,
00:10:22 Anyone?
00:10:23 The Great Depression.
00:10:29 The Holly-Smoot Tariff Act.
00:10:34 Which raised or lowered?
00:10:37 Raised tariffs in an effort to collect
00:10:42 Did it work?.
00:10:47 It did not work and the United States
00:10:51 Today, we have a similar debate
00:10:56 Anyone seen this before?
00:11:00 The Laffer curve.
00:11:03 It says that at this point
00:11:08 - you will get exactly the same
00:11:13 Does anyone know
00:11:18 Anyone? Something-doo economics.
00:11:36 Jeanie, I'm really sorry
00:11:39 What are you sorry for?.
00:11:42 - I heard he's really sick.
00:11:47 A bunch of people
00:11:50 I heard that if Ferris dies, he's
00:11:56 He's such a sweetie. Got to go.
00:12:00 - Hi, Jeanie.
00:12:03 How desperate is the situation?
00:12:06 Did you see "Alien"?
00:12:09 When the creature
00:12:13 It feels like that.
00:12:16 - Are you kidding?
00:12:21 - It's Ferris Bueller.
00:12:25 We appreciate you letting us
00:12:31 I hope he doesn't die.
00:12:34 - Give me somebody else.
00:12:39 - Did you see "Alien"?
00:12:44 Hello? Hi, Ferris, how's your body?
00:12:49 You're dying?
00:12:55 - Is it serious?
00:12:59 - I may need a kidney transplant.
00:13:06 - Excuse me.
00:13:08 - Yeah, I'd say so.
00:13:26 I don't trust this kid
00:13:31 With your bad knee, Ed,
00:13:38 What is so dangerous about him
00:13:44 The last thing I need is 1,500 Bueller
00:13:51 He jeopardizes my ability
00:13:54 - He makes you look like an ass.
00:14:01 He's very popular.
00:14:04 Sportoes, motor heads, geeks,
00:14:08 - dweebies, dickheads,
00:14:15 That is why I have got to catch him.
00:14:18 To show these kids that his example
00:14:23 Ed! You sounded
00:14:28 Really?.
00:14:35 Thanks, Grace.
00:14:37 - You can't make me wait like this.
00:14:43 It's my ninth sick day. If I get caught,
00:14:49 - Do you know what my diastolic is?
00:14:53 - Get dressed and come on over.
00:14:57 Hold your water for a second.
00:15:04 - Ferris. You sound terrible.
00:15:11 - Were you sleeping?
00:15:14 - Sure, pal.
00:15:17 - Cameron, it's my dad.
00:15:21 If you're not over here in 15 minutes,
00:15:30 Dad, all this talking has made me
00:15:34 - I think I ought to lie down.
00:15:40 - Wrap a hot towel round my head?
00:15:47 - Ferris, I love you, pal.
00:15:55 I bet Cameron is sitting in his car
00:16:04 He'll keep calling me until I come over.
00:16:08 He'll make me feel guilty.
00:16:11 This is ridiculous. I'll go. I'll go.
00:16:15 I'll go. Shit!
00:16:24 Goddammit!
00:16:35 Forget it. That's it.
00:16:56 In what way...
00:17:04 ...does the author's
00:17:14 ...symbolize...
00:17:24 ...the protagonist's struggle?
00:17:27 And how does this relate -
00:17:31 - to our discussion
00:17:36 Mr. Nolan, may I interrupt, please?
00:17:46 Sloane Peterson,
00:17:52 I'm afraid that I am the bearer
00:17:57 Your father called.
00:18:04 - No...
00:18:10 - Dead grandmother?.
00:18:15 I had Florence Sparrow
00:18:19 - Who is this girl going out with?
00:18:24 I do see her with Ferris Bueller
00:18:29 Would you get me
00:18:35 - Ed Rooney's Office.
00:18:40 Please hold.
00:18:44 Do you still want
00:18:52 - Ed Rooney.
00:18:56 - How are you today, sir?.
00:19:01 Yeah, I heard. I'm all broken up.
00:19:06 Yeah, it's been a tough morning.
00:19:10 We've got a lot of family business.
00:19:12 If you wouldn't mind excusing Sloane,
00:19:16 Sure, I'd be happy to.
00:19:19 You just produce a corpse,
00:19:24 I want to see this dead grandmother
00:19:27 It's all right, it's Ferris Bueller.
00:19:34 Ed, I'm sorry, did you say
00:19:39 Yeah, roll her old bones over here
00:19:45 That's school policy.
00:19:48 No, my wife's mother.
00:19:52 - Ed Rooney's Office.
00:20:01 Hold...
00:20:04 I'll tell you what, dipshit,
00:20:08 - you can come down here
00:20:13 - Pucker up, Buttercup. What?
00:20:28 Mr. Rooney,
00:20:33 Could my sister bring home
00:20:38 Have a nice day.
00:20:54 Mr. Peterson...
00:21:00 - I should say you do.
00:21:04 I think you should be sorry,
00:21:07 A family member dies and you
00:21:12 Well... I really don't know.
00:21:16 I didn't think I was talking to you.
00:21:19 You know that I would never
00:21:27 Pardon my French,
00:21:32 You're absolutely right, sir.
00:21:37 - This isn't over yet. Do you read me?
00:21:41 - Call me sir, goddammit!
00:21:45 That's better.
00:21:48 You mind your P's and Q's,
00:21:52 Bueller. Ferris Bueller.
00:21:56 I'm scared.
00:22:00 Impossible. You're doing great.
00:22:10 Rooney!
00:22:15 - Just a moment.
00:22:23 I don't have all day to bark at you,
00:22:28 I want my daughter out
00:22:34 - What?
00:22:37 - Talk.
00:22:41 - Talk!
00:22:48 I want you out there with her.
00:22:56 We don't have time to talk right now.
00:23:00 - What's wrong with you?
00:23:05 - Where's your brain?
00:23:10 How can we pick up Sloane
00:23:16 I said for her to be there alone
00:23:23 I didn't hit you.
00:23:26 You hit me.
00:23:31 Don't ask me to participate in your crap
00:23:37 You make me get out of bed
00:23:40 You make me make a phoney call
00:23:45 The man could squash my nuts.
00:23:49 - And you deliberately hurt my feelings.
00:23:51 I did not deliberately
00:24:00 - What are you doing?
00:24:04 - Have a nice life.
00:24:07 I didn't mean to lose my temper.
00:24:14 - Seriously?.
00:24:24 - Here you go.
00:24:29 You did screw up though, right?
00:24:34 - Not that it was completely your fault.
00:24:40 To fix the situation, I'm going
00:25:03 The 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California.
00:25:11 Less than a hundred were made.
00:25:14 My father spent
00:25:18 It is his love. It is his passion.
00:25:22 It is his fault
00:25:26 Ferris, what are you talking about?
00:25:32 My father loves this car more than life.
00:25:35 A man with such priorities
00:25:41 No.
00:25:43 Apparently you don't understand.
00:25:48 He never drives it.
00:25:53 Remember how insane he went
00:25:58 That was a piece of plastic.
00:26:04 We can't pick up Sloane in your car.
00:26:08 Mr. Rooney would never believe
00:26:12 - It's not a piece of shit.
00:26:16 Don't worry. I don't even have
00:26:21 I'm sorry...
00:26:38 - He knows the mileage.
00:26:41 - Never has, never will.
00:26:45 Whatever miles we put on,
00:26:49 - We'll drive home backwards.
00:26:53 No, Ferris, forget it.
00:26:59 How about we rent a nice Cadillac?
00:27:04 We could call a limo.
00:27:14 Come on, live a little.
00:27:20 Let me tell you how deeply saddened
00:27:24 I had a grandmother once...
00:27:32 "Man hath but a short time to live
00:27:38 "He cometh up
00:27:41 "He fleeth as if it were a shadow -
00:27:44 and never continueth in one stay. "
00:27:48 Oh, dear.
00:27:55 Between grief and nothing,
00:28:01 Great.
00:28:10 Sloane, dear, hurry along now.
00:28:16 I guess that's my dad.
00:28:24 Mr. Rooney... Ed...
00:28:28 - You're a beautiful man.
00:28:31 I want to thank you
00:28:44 Shit!
00:28:48 - Do you have a kiss for Daddy?.
00:29:02 So that's how it is in their family.
00:29:09 - Hi, Cameron, are you comfortable?
00:29:17 - What are we going to do?
00:29:23 Don't say
00:29:26 If you had access to a car like this,
00:29:32 Neither would I.
00:30:04 Ferris, don't go so fast.
00:31:06 Save Ferris.
00:31:10 Save Ferris Bueller.
00:31:13 - Save Ferris?
00:31:15 We're collecting money
00:31:21 - Go piss up a flagpole.
00:31:24 - You should be.
00:31:27 What if you need a favor someday
00:31:31 Peterson home on line one.
00:31:37 Go suck your hat.
00:31:40 We can't come to the phone now.
00:31:46 Ferris Bueller is behind this,
00:31:52 - Now Sloane Peterson is involved.
00:31:56 You pinhead.
00:31:58 If you need to reach us,
00:32:09 I did not achieve my position by having
00:32:15 You have reached
00:32:20 If you leave your name and number,
00:32:29 Something is going on,
00:32:34 I'm going to catch this kid
00:32:38 15 years from now, when he looks back
00:32:43 he will remember Edward Rooney.
00:33:06 - Wrong.
00:33:09 Not here.
00:33:13 - Why not?
00:33:17 - Let's go.
00:33:20 It could get wrecked, stolen,
00:33:26 - A pigeon could shit on it.
00:33:30 I'll give the guy a fiver to watch it.
00:33:32 What guy?.
00:33:40 Hey, how are you doing?
00:33:46 What country do you think this is?
00:33:50 Okay, I want you to take
00:33:55 No problem. Trust me.
00:33:58 - Sir...
00:34:13 Relax.
00:34:20 You have nothing to worry about.
00:34:26 A professional what?
00:34:37 See what a finski
00:34:40 Come on.
00:35:56 Bless his little heart.
00:36:09 Nine times.
00:36:54 - You think the car's all right?
00:36:57 - This is the world's tallest building.
00:37:04 Here, climb up on this.
00:37:08 Come on, everybody. Cameron.
00:37:13 Okay, lean forward
00:37:19 - Oh, my God!
00:37:23 The city looks so peaceful
00:37:26 Anything is peaceful from 1,353 feet.
00:37:30 - I think I see my dad.
00:37:37 Shit! The son of a bitch
00:38:03 - You want to get married?
00:38:07 Today?. I'm serious.
00:38:11 - I'm not getting married.
00:38:15 - Think about it.
00:38:20 Having no place to live...
00:38:23 You being the only cheerleader
00:38:26 - Give me one good reason why not?
00:38:33 - They hate each other.
00:38:37 It's like that car.
00:38:50 Thank you.
00:39:06 Can we please get out of here?
00:39:12 Why didn't you tell me..?
00:39:16 - Hello, may I help you?
00:39:20 I'm Abe Froman, party of three for 12.
00:39:28 - Is there a problem?
00:39:32 - The sausage king of Chicago?
00:39:38 I'm very busy. Why don't you kids
00:39:45 Are you suggesting
00:39:49 I'm suggesting that you leave
00:39:54 - Okay, Abe, let's go.
00:39:58 - No, we'd like to be seated.
00:40:05 - You're going to call the police?
00:40:08 - Fine! I'll call them myself.
00:40:13 Call the police. This'll be a hoot.
00:40:24 Give me the phone.
00:40:28 You touch me, I yell rat.
00:40:32 Wonderful.
00:40:36 I weep for the future.
00:40:42 - Ferris, let it go.
00:40:47 You're going to get busted.
00:40:50 You can never go too far,
00:40:55 - Come on, Abe!
00:40:59 - Chez Quis?
00:41:04 - The sausage king of Chicago.
00:41:10 - Could you describe him for me?
00:41:14 White T-shirt, sweater vest.
00:41:17 Devastatingly handsome.
00:41:20 - Hold on one moment.
00:41:34 Froman, this is Sergeant Peterson,
00:41:41 - I appreciate your understanding.
00:41:45 Understanding allows people like us
00:41:54 - Thank you.
00:42:00 Enjoy your luncheon.
00:42:03 Darling, you were wonderful.
00:42:15 Cameron, you thought we wouldn't
00:42:26 Maybe I'm overreacting.
00:42:31 After all, I got a car.
00:42:36 Still, why should he get
00:42:42 Why should everything
00:42:45 What makes him
00:42:48 Screw him.
00:42:50 I used to think that my family was
00:42:53 Then I saw Cameron's family.
00:43:02 That's why he's sick all the time.
00:43:05 He feels better when he's sick.
00:43:09 If I had to live in that house,
00:43:14 The place is like a museum.
00:43:19 You're not allowed to touch anything.
00:43:22 Can you appreciate what it must
00:43:28 I'm amazed that I got the car out.
00:43:35 It's good for him.
00:43:41 Plus, I must be honest here...
00:43:44 I love driving it. It is so choice.
00:43:48 If you have the means,
00:43:53 - Thank you.
00:44:07 Jeanie, who's bothering you now?.
00:44:10 - Is Mr. Rooney in?
00:44:13 - I doubt it. When is he back?.
00:44:17 - He's out on personal business.
00:44:22 I suppose it means
00:44:26 Nice attitude.
00:44:30 - Is Mrs. Hagel expecting you in class?
00:44:39 What an asshole.
00:44:41 - Raise your advertising budget.
00:44:46 If you want to sell, you have
00:44:51 4,000 restaurants in the area.
00:44:55 We're pinched for sure.
00:44:58 Only the meek get pinched.
00:45:02 - Let's surrender.
00:45:09 Dave, I'm telling you
00:45:14 - We don't have the money.
00:45:19 We're going to go heavy on TV.
00:45:25 Come on back to my office.
00:45:28 We know you've got the money.
00:46:24 Bueller.
00:46:37 Lesjeux sontfaits.
00:46:42 Your ass is mine.
00:47:11 Runner at first base, nobody out.
00:47:15 The first hit since the fifth inning,
00:47:23 0 and 2 the count. There's a drive.
00:47:27 Twisting into foul territory.
00:47:32 I'm really surprised
00:47:38 - What's the score?
00:47:41 - Who's winning?
00:47:59 - I think I broke my thumb.
00:48:15 Do you realize that if we played by
00:48:26 Come on, boys, let's go.
00:48:31 We'll never get out of here. Move!
00:48:43 I hate him.
00:49:25 Who is it?
00:49:32 It's Ed Rooney, Ferris.
00:49:36 I'm sorry, I can't come to the door
00:49:41 - I could take a spill down the stairs
00:49:46 - Save it, Ferris. Come down here.
00:49:51 Thank you for stopping by.
00:49:56 - Come down here and talk to me.
00:50:01 You're in big trouble.
00:50:06 Ferris.
00:50:09 Ferris.
00:50:19 - Who is it?
00:50:23 I'm sorry, I can't come to the door
00:50:28 - I could take a spill down the stairs
00:50:35 You can reach my parents at work.
00:50:40 Thank you for stopping by.
00:50:47 Have a nice day.
00:51:09 Mud...
00:51:36 Son of a bitch!
00:51:49 My shoe.
00:53:25 Hi, doggy.
00:53:31 Stay, boy.
00:53:34 Stay...
00:53:38 Sit!
00:53:41 Sit! Heel! Stay!
00:56:01 - We'd better go and get the car.
00:56:06 I know you don't care,
00:56:13 That hurts, Cameron.
00:56:17 - What have you seen today?.
00:56:21 Nothing..!
00:56:27 We've seen everything good,
00:56:30 We went to a museum
00:56:35 What? What's wrong?
00:56:46 Look over there.
00:57:20 - What's he doing?
00:57:24 What?
00:58:02 - He didn't leave.
00:58:06 - He didn't ditch us.
00:58:11 - He would not go back to school.
00:58:19 Ladies and gentlemen,
00:58:26 I dedicate it to a man who doesn't think
00:58:31 Cameron Frye, this one is for you.
00:58:40 - Get off the float!
00:59:24 As long as I've known him,
00:59:28 There's nothing he can't handle.
00:59:33 School, parents, the future.
00:59:41 - I don't know what I'm going to do.
00:59:47 Yeah, but to do what?
00:59:52 What are you interested in?
00:59:56 Nothing.
00:59:59 Me neither.
01:00:08 You're crazy!
01:00:12 What do you think
01:00:16 He's going to be a fry cook.
01:03:09 Christ...
01:03:17 Look what Uncle Ed has for you,
01:03:29 Jesus!
01:03:37 Sleep tight, pooch.
01:04:04 I knew it!
01:04:16 Well, where is she?
01:04:24 Do you know where she is?
01:04:29 Do you know anything?
01:05:18 - Ferris.
01:05:42 You're psychotic.
01:05:45 I can't believe you went
01:05:50 Okay, wait...
01:05:53 '"Yeah, this tune
01:05:59 - A lot of people saw you.
01:06:03 Who'd believe I was in a parade?
01:06:06 Anybody who would nail me
01:06:11 That was so quick.
01:06:15 - This looks okay to me, Cameron.
01:06:22 Here you go. Thank you.
01:06:25 You're a very generous individual.
01:06:31 - Watch the seat.
01:06:38 See you later.
01:06:43 We've got to do this again.
01:06:51 This is not a phoney call.
01:06:55 - male Caucasian,
01:07:00 My name's Bueller.
01:07:05 You hope my brother's feeling better?.
01:07:09 I am very protective of my body.
01:07:15 I need help!
01:07:18 Speak any English? Dickhead.
01:07:34 Excuse me, if you're still in the
01:07:40 If you have any brains whatsoever,
01:07:46 I also have my father's gun
01:07:59 Wait, that's my car!
01:08:03 He got my keys.
01:08:08 You shithead!
01:08:22 I feel pretty good. I feel real good.
01:08:24 Those guys at the garage were nice.
01:08:29 It turned out good.
01:08:36 Hey...
01:08:41 - Cameron.
01:08:44 How many miles did you say
01:08:48 126 and halfway
01:08:52 Why?. How many miles are on it now?.
01:09:01 Here's where Cameron goes berserk.
01:09:22 Cameron, are you okay?.
01:09:25 Cut that out.
01:09:31 Who is it?
01:09:34 I'm sorry, I can't come to the door
01:09:39 - I could take a spill
01:09:42 God bless the police.
01:09:48 - Thank...
01:09:53 headache, fever and a chill
01:09:56 I came to help restore your pluck
01:09:59 'cause I'm the nurse who likes to...
01:10:09 This may very well be for real.
01:10:12 He might have blown
01:10:16 He's always been a little keyed up.
01:10:21 We're going to graduate soon.
01:10:24 We'll have the summer.
01:10:29 We'll see each other at night
01:10:33 Then he'll go to one school
01:10:37 Basically that will be it.
01:10:40 Sloane's as big a problem.
01:10:45 She has another year of high school.
01:10:50 I was serious
01:10:54 Cameron?
01:10:56 Can you hear me?
01:11:01 Cameron, blink if you understand me.
01:11:06 Cameron has never been in love.
01:11:11 If things don't change for him, he's
01:11:17 And she's going to treat him like shit,
01:11:21 - what he has built up in his mind as
01:11:27 She won't respect him.
01:11:29 You can't respect somebody who
01:11:35 Ferris, we'd better try something else.
01:11:44 Are you feeling better, Cameron?
01:11:48 Why don't you come in here?
01:11:56 Cameron, I can flip out real easy, too.
01:12:02 Sooner or later,
01:12:11 Maybe he's really sick.
01:12:57 Hey! Hey, Cameron!
01:13:02 Cameron, wake up.
01:13:07 Come on, Cameron. Wake up!
01:13:16 - What is that?
01:13:21 - That was pretty impressive, man.
01:13:34 It's not funny.
01:14:00 Drugs?
01:14:04 Thank you, no. I'm straight.
01:14:07 I meant, are you in here for drugs?
01:14:11 - Why are you here?
01:14:15 - I don't know why I'm here.
01:14:20 Why don't you
01:14:27 You wear too much eye make-up.
01:14:33 My sister wears too much.
01:14:43 - You don't want to talk about it?
01:14:47 - I'm serious.
01:14:55 All right,
01:14:59 I know what's wrong.
01:15:04 In a nutshell, I hate my brother.
01:15:07 That's cool. Did you
01:15:12 No, not yet.
01:15:16 He was ditching school. When I went
01:15:23 The cops picked me up
01:15:26 What do you care
01:15:29 - Everybody else has to go.
01:15:33 - I'd get caught.
01:15:39 You're pissed off because he ditches
01:15:45 - Basically.
01:15:48 - Your problem is you.
01:15:53 Worry about yourself,
01:16:00 - That's just an opinion.
01:16:04 Keep your opinions to yourself.
01:16:11 There's somebody you should talk to.
01:16:17 If you say Ferris Bueller,
01:16:21 Oh, you know him.
01:16:31 That whole time
01:16:36 I was like... meditating.
01:16:42 Then I sort of watched myself
01:16:48 I realized it was ridiculous...
01:16:52 Worrying about everything.
01:16:56 All that shit. I'm tired of it.
01:17:02 It was the best day of my life.
01:17:09 I'm going to miss you guys next year.
01:17:20 Cameron, can I ask you a question?
01:17:25 Yeah.
01:17:28 Did you see me change
01:17:34 Did you?
01:17:37 You saw me?
01:17:45 That's okay. I'm not embarrassed.
01:17:50 I better check on the car.
01:18:08 Hey, Ferris!
01:18:11 Yeah?
01:18:14 The miles aren't coming off
01:18:24 No...
01:18:29 We have to open the odometer,
01:18:35 No, forget it.
01:18:38 Forget it.
01:18:45 I've got to take a stand.
01:18:51 I'm bullshit.
01:18:56 I put up with everything.
01:19:02 My old man pushes me around.
01:19:07 I never say anything.
01:19:15 He's not the problem.
01:19:24 I've got to take a stand.
01:19:27 I've got to take a stand against him.
01:19:33 I am not going to sit on my ass -
01:19:37 - as the events that affect me unfold
01:19:40 I'm going to take a stand and defend it.
01:19:45 Right or wrong,
01:20:00 I'm so sick of this shit.
01:20:03 I can't stand him
01:20:06 Who do you love? You love a car.
01:20:10 You son of a bitch.
01:20:34 Shit...
01:20:38 I dented the shit out of it.
01:20:44 Good.
01:20:48 My father will see what I did.
01:20:55 He'll come home
01:21:00 I don't care. I really don't.
01:21:03 I'm just tired of being afraid.
01:21:13 The hell with him.
01:21:16 I can't wait to see the look
01:21:49 What did I do?
01:22:01 - What did I do?
01:22:42 Whoa!
01:22:45 Holy shit!
01:23:01 It's my fault.
01:23:05 When he comes home, we'll tell him
01:23:15 No, I'll take it.
01:23:19 - I'll take it.
01:23:23 If I didn't want it,
01:23:26 - I made you take that car.
01:23:33 I want it.
01:23:37 When Morris comes home, he and
01:23:44 It's cool.
01:23:49 Thanks anyway.
01:23:59 This is a shock to me.
01:24:03 And why would she come up
01:24:08 For whatever reason she did it,
01:24:13 I appreciate you calling. We'll have
01:24:19 Thank you.
01:24:22 - I hope your son is feeling better.
01:24:25 Tell him all the guys at the station
01:24:30 Right.
01:24:39 - Hi.
01:24:42 I want to get out of here now.
01:24:45 Okay... Fine!
01:24:55 - She's a little hyper.
01:25:02 Let's not ruin this
01:25:06 - You didn't tell me your name.
01:25:12 But a lot of guys call me Shauna.
01:25:16 - Okay, Jean.
01:25:20 That's great.
01:25:22 I'll see you, okay?.
01:25:29 Jeanie, now!
01:25:32 - Now!
01:25:43 - I had a great time today.
01:25:49 Will Cameron be okay?.
01:25:52 Yeah, sure,
01:25:57 He's going to be just fine.
01:26:06 You knew what you were doing
01:26:10 Me? No...
01:26:31 Oh, shit!
01:26:34 I have to go.
01:26:37 - I'll call you tonight.
01:26:42 - I love you.
01:26:46 He's going to marry me.
01:26:52 Do you know what it's like to pick up
01:26:58 I was about to close the deal
01:27:07 I was going to take my commission
01:27:12 What the hell are you doing?
01:27:17 Look at this mess. I'll never
01:27:37 - Slow down.
01:28:12 Hi, I'm Ferris Bueller.
01:29:38 No, don't get up.
01:29:42 - Dinner's ready.
01:30:16 What's wrong?
01:30:19 Everything. I just picked up Jeanie
01:30:25 She got a speeding ticket and I lost
01:30:37 Looking for this?
01:30:51 I got you, Ferris.
01:30:53 How's Ferris?
01:30:58 I have dreamed about this.
01:31:03 ...you little bastard,
01:31:08 Ferris, we're home.
01:31:12 How would you feel about
01:31:20 Under my close,
01:31:24 Hi.
01:31:29 Thank God you're all right.
01:31:37 Thank you, Mr. Rooney,
01:31:41 Go upstairs and get in bed.
01:31:55 Scoot!
01:31:58 Can you imagine someone that sick
01:32:03 Kids!
01:32:07 By the way, you left your wallet
01:33:15 Honey.
01:33:17 - He's still awfully warm.
01:33:21 150% better, thank you.
01:33:25 Don't make me stay home again.
01:33:31 I have to graduate in June,
01:33:36 Ferris, you're sick. Don't push it
01:33:42 - Maybe you're right, Dad.
01:33:46 - How did you get to be so sweet?
01:34:00 Blanket...
01:34:12 Get well.
01:34:18 I'm going to get myself settled,
01:34:32 I've said it before and I'll say
01:34:39 If you don't stop and look around
01:34:53 Four years I've been chasing this kid.
01:34:57 Four years he's been
01:35:10 Hey, Mr. Rooney, what's going on?
01:35:16 Did you get in a fight?
01:35:19 Do you want a lift?
01:37:02 I bet you never smelled
01:37:19 Gummy bear?.
01:37:22 They've been in my pocket.
01:38:11 You're still here?
01:38:15 It's over.
01:38:19 Go home.
01:38:24 Go.
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