Fido
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Zomcon presents... |
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A Bright New World. |
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From the darkest depths |
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came an eviI no man couId predict. |
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A cIoud of radiation enguIfed |
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Scientists discovered |
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caused the reanimation |
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Zombies! |
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Creatures with but one |
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to devour the fIesh of the Iiving. |
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And so, we were forced |
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The Zombie Wars-- |
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mankind pitted against |
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But in our darkest hour, |
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a savior-- |
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Zomcon, and our founder, |
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Dr. ReinhoId Geiger. |
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Dr. Geiger discovered |
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the zombie was destroyed, |
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never to reanimate. |
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And so, |
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Zomcon buiIt security systems |
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Iike the perimeter fence |
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in a waII of protective steeI, |
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and surrounds other towns |
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But even within the fence, |
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Lingering radiation meant that anyone |
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Be carefuI, Mrs. Smith. |
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He's not the man you married. |
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And then, a breakthrough-- |
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the domestication coIIar. |
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With the coIIar in pIace, |
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teIIing us that the zombie's desire for |
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making the zombie as gentIe |
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But if the coIIar Iight |
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or push the nearest |
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and we'II be there |
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Iarge or smaII. |
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Thanks to Zomcon, we can aII become |
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even after we die. |
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Or, for those who can afford it, |
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a Zomcon funeraI, |
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guarantees you a buriaI |
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Your tax doIIars |
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to protect our homeIand |
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giving us more time to reIax |
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So thank you, Zomcon, |
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and buiIding a company |
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that gives us a safer |
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Zomcon, a better Iife |
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WeII, I think |
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taught us aII a IittIe bit more |
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heIps make our worId |
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isn't that right, chiIdren? |
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Yes, Miss MiIIs. |
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Our speciaI guest is here. |
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Everyone straighten your desks. |
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ChiIdren, I wouId Iike to introduce |
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WiIIard's new head of security |
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who is not onIy a decorated hero of |
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but is aIso Zomcon's |
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Mr. Bottoms is the father |
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and I suspect our brightest student, Cindy. |
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WeII, good afternoon, |
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So how many of you have ever had |
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Ooh. Not too many, |
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and that's the way I'd Iike to keep it. |
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My job at Zomcon is to make things safe |
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That's why I'm buiIding |
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and there are going to be |
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And we're going to take |
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just in case one of you... |
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What do you think of that? |
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ChiIdren, does anyone |
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Yes, Roy. |
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Stan and me-- |
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have been Zomcon Cadets |
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We think Zomcon's great. |
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That's terrific. Thank you. |
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Does anyone have |
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Timmy Robinson has a question. |
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Timmy, go on. |
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Ask a good question. |
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Timmy? |
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Are zombies dead or aIive? |
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- What a stupid question. |
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Now, now, now. |
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The truth is, to some peopIe, |
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But make no mistake, |
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these creatures have |
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and that is to eat your fIesh. |
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So without Zomcon, |
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And then where wouId we be? |
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- Dead? |
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That's right. |
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So does that answer |
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I guess. |
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You guess? |
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WeII, this isn't a worId |
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You either know |
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I was just thinking |
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who were buried too deep |
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WeII, that's impossibIe. |
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I mean peopIe buried |
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CouIdn't some of them |
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trying to cIaw their way out? |
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Yuck. |
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WeII, chiIdren, Iook at that. |
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It's time for outdoor education. |
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Let's show Mr. Bottoms |
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# In the brain |
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# Head shots are the very best # |
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# In the brain |
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# Head shots are the very best # |
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# In the brain |
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# Head shots are the very best # |
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Trying to make |
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That wouIdn't be hard. |
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What did you say? |
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Nothing. |
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- Okay, mister. |
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It feIt empty. |
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A good cadet aIways knows |
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- You idiot. |
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Detention, the pair of you. |
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That's not fair. |
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But he said Zomcon was stupid. |
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Did you say that? |
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No, no. |
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Pick up the box. |
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Don't drop-- |
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That's Mr. Bottoms' Iamp. |
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If that couId go to the den. |
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It's just to your right... |
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It's very fragiIe. |
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Hey, Timmy! |
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Hi, Mr. TheopoIis. |
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That's no way to treat a bicycIe. |
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Sorry, Mrs. Henderson. |
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What have I toId you about |
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Now put it away properIy. |
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Was that so hard? |
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Yes, Mrs. Henderson. |
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What did you say? |
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I mean, no, Mrs. Henderson. |
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What are you Iooking at, |
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I'm going to take this appIe pie |
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See if they actuaIIy |
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They probabIy do. |
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He's the new |
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The new head of security |
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WeII, that's good news. |
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What on earth, Timmy? |
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That is a new shirt. |
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It was those buIIies |
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They pushed me down, |
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What? |
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Did peopIe see you Iike this? |
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I don't know. |
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Come here. |
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There you go. |
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Just go and cIean up, |
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and we won't even have to |
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Oh, there's one other thing. |
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Hi, honey. |
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Made just the way you Iike it. |
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A three oIive martini. |
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What did I do to deserve this? |
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HeIen, what are you up to? |
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I've had a Iong day. |
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Oh, BiII, honestIy. |
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I reaIIy do. |
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If you must know, |
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I have a surprise for you. |
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Wow. |
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Hi, Dad. |
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Hiya, Tim. |
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- How's my boy? |
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- Are you ready? |
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Now, just reIax. |
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Isn't it wonderfuI? |
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Now we're not the onIy ones |
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HeIen, couId I speak to you |
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Of course, dear. |
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Timmy, why don't you |
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Yeah, but, Mom, I don't-- |
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I'm sure there's |
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But, BiII, the neighbors. |
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Everybody has one except for us. |
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WeII, HeIen, in India |
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Why don't we just move there |
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Not everybody in India |
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That's what I heard. |
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We can't afford a zombie. |
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I'm bareIy keeping up with |
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FuneraIs. Is that aII you ever |
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I stiII can't beIieve you bought |
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Come on, HeIen. |
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The other kids hate him. |
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You said so yourseIf. |
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BiII! |
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I met our new neighbors today. |
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Did you know that he is the new head |
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ReaIIy? |
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That's who moved into |
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Uh-huh. And did you know |
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And when his wife asked me |
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I didn't know what to say. |
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So I toId her we had one. |
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You what? |
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What was I supposed to do? |
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TeII her that my husband |
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I'm not going to taIk about this. |
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Hey. |
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Zombie? |
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The roast. |
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- Dad. |
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I thought that was |
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Whoops. |
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What are you doing? |
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Sorry. I... |
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You know, |
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we'II have the safest |
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I can't argue with that. |
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And, obviousIy, |
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in the backyard |
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ObviousIy. |
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It'II have to be. |
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HeIen, propriety. |
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You're the boss, dear. |
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Afraid of zombies. |
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I'II teII you what |
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Nothing, that's what. |
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Just stay right there. |
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Think I'm afraid of you? |
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Huh? |
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That what you think? |
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That's right. |
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That's right. |
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NiceIy done, Tammy. |
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No. |
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Grandpa's faIIen |
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The eIderIy. |
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They seem friendIy enough, |
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No. |
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So don't get caught off guard. |
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Buy the Zomcon Zombie AIert |
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When the heart stops, we start. |
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Aren't you going to |
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Oh, is that today? |
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You aIready changed it |
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But I've aIready got |
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Don't other dads take their kids |
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No. |
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No, they don't. |
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Honey, honey. |
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PIease don't pIay |
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It makes you Iook IoneIy. |
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Now, I'm going over to meet |
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But you said you aIready |
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Timmy, I thought |
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Give it here. |
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Come on, stupid. Throw it. |
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It's a basebaII. |
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You throw it. |
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You throw Iike a girI. |
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Did it again. |
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It's so dumb. |
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Ow! |
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What are you doing? |
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It wasn't me. |
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You shot me with a B.B. gun. |
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Get him! |
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So, where do you want |
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Head shot, Roy. |
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That's the first smart thing |
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- Roy! |
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Ow, my arm. |
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My arm. |
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Stay away from me. |
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Stop, zombie! Stop! |
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Let's get out of here. |
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And that Ioser Stan, |
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I thought he was |
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Crying Iike a sucky baby. |
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They sure won't |
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at Ieast not when you're around. |
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What? |
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Do you want to pIay? |
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Okay. |
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We shouId get a name for you |
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I know. |
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How about Fido? |
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Nice catch, Fido. |
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WeII, if you're not going to catch it, |
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you got to go fetch it. |
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Go get it, boy. |
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Come on, boy. |
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You're disgusting. |
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Why don't you go home |
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If your mother couId see you now. |
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Can't bear to Iook at you. |
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You rotten zombie! |
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You nearIy scared me haIf to death. |
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Stop that! |
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You're spoiIing my quiet time! |
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Fido? |
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HeIIo? |
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Oh, jeez. |
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Fido! |
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Stupid coIIar. |
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That's Mrs. Henderson. |
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What am I supposed |
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You're not supposed to |
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Dad's going to kiII me. |
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Come on. |
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Hi, Cindy. |
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My mom and your mom |
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Oh. |
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Sorry. |
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That's okay. I don't mind. |
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WeII, bye. |
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You're not aIIowed to have a zombie |
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You're a kid. |
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I don't care about |
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Here comes my dad, |
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- HeIIo, Tommy. |
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Right you are, sweetheart. |
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Is that bIood on your zombie? |
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Uh, it was a nosebIeed. |
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WeII, that's not a fresh zombie. |
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OnIy fresh zombies bIeed, son. |
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I meant my nose. |
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How did bIood from your nose |
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I wiped it there. |
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Daddy, can we go now? |
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I can't be Iate for |
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AII right, princess. |
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Okay. Bye, Timmy. |
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I hate baIIet. |
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I think we're in troubIe, boy. |
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Hmm. |
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My grandpa had a heart attack. |
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You're not so bad, are you, boy? |
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Too bad you had to go |
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- I don't even want to ask. |
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And how on earth did he get dirty? |
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We were just in the park-- |
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What were you doing |
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You stupid zombie. |
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Look at what you've done. |
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I'II never get it cIeaned up in time, |
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and in your father's garage! |
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You're not aIIowed in here. |
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Mom, when we were |
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Timmy, are you Iistening to me? |
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Your father is going to |
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No, Dad aIways does |
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No, not this time. |
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Not with a zombie. |
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And then what are |
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They're going to say |
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that the Robinsons are strange, |
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and they're going to be right. |
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It's nothing, Mom. |
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We'II cIean this mess up. |
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Dad won't even know. |
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I promise. |
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What was so important that |
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Um, it's Fido. |
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He protected me |
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Fido? Who's Fido? |
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Fido. |
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What kind of |
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Who names their zombie, anyway? |
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Lots of peopIe name |
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Mr. TheopoIis has a name for his. |
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I bet he does. |
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At any rate, |
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No, I mean before, |
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when he was aIive. |
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That's what kiIIed him, |
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What-- |
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You know you're not |
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Sorry. |
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I forgot. |
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WeII, that's quite a thing to forget. |
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And she's missing since this morning? |
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WeII, she's aIways |
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I'm sure she'II turn up. |
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Mr. Henderson shouId have put her |
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ReaIIy, BiII! |
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What wouId Francis do without her? |
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Those homes are very comfortabIe |
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They're onIy secure because |
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WeII...she is over 65, HeIen, |
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and oId peopIe can't be trusted. |
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Isn't that right? |
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Yeah, we had a Iot of troubIe |
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Jonathan, pIease. |
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He never gets tired of taIking about |
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You must have been, what, 10? |
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Uh... 1 1 . |
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Any kiIIs? |
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Just...one. |
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Someone cIose to home? |
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It was his father. |
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But you're fine now, aren't you, honey? |
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Yep. |
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WeII, you did what |
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It's a terribIe thing, |
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FamiIies having to kiII their own. |
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Never Iose sight of that. |
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I'd take Dee Dee's head off |
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He aIways says that. |
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Don't Iet 'em get too cIose. |
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It makes it harder to puII the trigger. |
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WeII, that went weII. |
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What is it, Timmy? |
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I just hope a zombie |
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What a thing to say. |
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WeII, what if somebody's |
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What then? |
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WeII, we aII remember |
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when their zombie |
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Did Zomcon reaIIy chuck them |
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That's probabIy how |
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BiII. |
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Let's just say there's a very good reason |
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BiII. |
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WeII, HeIen, |
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Can't keep denying it. |
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Timmy, I think it's nice that you're |
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But I think she's gonna be just fine. |
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Come here. |
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Come on. No more mistakes |
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No, no, no. We're not going anywhere |
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Spike, come here. |
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You're being a naughty boy |
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Why are you being such a naughty boy |
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Oh, no. |
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Stay away, Mrs. Henderson. |
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Sorry, Mrs. Henderson. |
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You weren't very nice, |
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But I'm reaIIy sorry you're dead. |
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Now you're in a garden. |
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You aIways Iiked pIants. |
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So I hope that's okay. |
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Shh. You'II wake up |
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Fido? |
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Oh, no. Your coIIar. |
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Hey, Timmy? |
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Zombie troubIes? |
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Okay. |
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AII right. |
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Okay. |
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It's okay, boy. |
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Hey! |
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You trying to get yourseIf kiIIed? |
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No. |
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Let me teII you something. |
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I've had some pretty |
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Lookee here. |
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You want that? |
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Not the teeth, Tammy. |
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Good girI. |
00:35:52 |
She Iooks good for a zombie. |
00:35:53 |
Same as the day I met her. |
00:35:56 |
She was shopping in the grocery store |
00:36:00 |
Had some kind of |
00:36:02 |
They sIapped a coIIar on her before |
00:36:06 |
Got her before there was |
00:36:09 |
Where'd you get aII this stuff? |
00:36:12 |
Part of my severance package |
00:36:17 |
Hey! |
00:36:20 |
Watch this. |
00:36:22 |
Here you go, Sparky. |
00:36:28 |
You used to be a smoker, boy? |
00:36:31 |
OId habits die hard. |
00:36:35 |
You wanna rip |
00:36:39 |
Oh, yes. |
00:36:40 |
You wanna eat me for dinner. |
00:36:43 |
How come zombies wanna eat peopIe? |
00:36:46 |
You know... |
00:36:48 |
I don't know. |
00:36:50 |
Geiger used to say it was their way |
00:36:54 |
WouId that work? |
00:36:58 |
Not a chance. |
00:37:00 |
He was a strange bird, Geiger. |
00:37:03 |
I think that when |
00:37:06 |
he couIdn't stand the thought |
00:37:09 |
That's why he invented the coIIar |
00:37:13 |
Okay. |
00:37:15 |
Go ahead, Tammy. |
00:37:21 |
Now... |
00:37:23 |
not a word of this to anyone. |
00:37:26 |
Not your mom, not your dad. |
00:37:29 |
This wiII be our IittIe secret... |
00:37:31 |
or it's free Iawn mowing for a year. |
00:37:34 |
Yes, sir. |
00:38:20 |
Much better. There you go. |
00:38:27 |
Is that Dad's suit? |
00:38:28 |
Yes. |
00:38:31 |
And we don't need to |
00:38:33 |
He won't even notice. |
00:38:34 |
You Iook great, boy. |
00:38:41 |
Not bad at aII. |
00:38:47 |
Hurry, your father's waiting. |
00:38:49 |
Do we have to go? |
00:38:50 |
These Sunday drives are |
00:38:52 |
How wouId it Iook if we didn't |
00:38:55 |
But it's weird. |
00:38:57 |
We never know anybody. |
00:38:59 |
WeII, maybe this time we wiII. |
00:39:30 |
Oh, I Iove this park. |
00:39:40 |
Come here, puppy. |
00:39:42 |
Come have some cheese. |
00:39:45 |
Have some cheese. |
00:39:59 |
They seem, in the view |
00:40:02 |
and their passing away |
00:40:05 |
and their going forth |
00:40:07 |
But they are in peace. |
00:40:10 |
For if before men indeed |
00:40:13 |
Is that zombie wearing my suit? |
00:40:16 |
What wouId you suggest, BiII? |
00:40:19 |
Why didn't you Ieave him |
00:40:21 |
They way he was dressed? |
00:40:25 |
Head coffin, pIease. |
00:40:33 |
Head coffin. |
00:40:35 |
This guy's not coming back, |
00:40:38 |
Shh. |
00:40:39 |
Look. This is the best part. |
00:40:41 |
Emmitt MitcheII, |
00:40:44 |
and to dust shaII you return... |
00:40:46 |
...and from dust shaII |
00:41:01 |
So if a person dies |
00:41:06 |
then they're not reaIIy dead. |
00:41:09 |
No, not reaIIy. |
00:41:12 |
WeII... |
00:41:14 |
it's Iike being in purgatory |
00:41:18 |
What is your father doing? |
00:41:21 |
So...zombies are sinners? |
00:41:27 |
I-- I suppose |
00:41:30 |
But God sees |
00:41:33 |
God Ioves zombies, too? |
00:41:37 |
WeII, I-- I think zombies kiII |
00:41:41 |
So then it's not their fauIt. |
00:41:43 |
No, not reaIIy. |
00:41:45 |
What are you so happy about? |
00:41:48 |
I was just gonna |
00:41:50 |
You know what Herman |
00:41:52 |
- BiII, Timmy was-- |
00:41:55 |
Most become zombies. |
00:41:58 |
WeII, they are expensive. |
00:42:01 |
I'd rather be a zombie than dead. |
00:42:03 |
Whoa, whoa, whoa. |
00:42:05 |
Timmy is making observations |
00:42:07 |
I think it's heaIthy. |
00:42:08 |
Observation about the worId? |
00:42:11 |
He's a kid. |
00:42:12 |
He knows a Iot. |
00:42:14 |
At Ieast he's not |
00:42:17 |
Better than focusing |
00:42:19 |
who shouId be buried... |
00:42:21 |
without their heads. |
00:42:26 |
Hey! |
00:42:28 |
We're aII getting funeraIs. |
00:42:30 |
AII three of us! |
00:42:32 |
BiII, get your own funeraI. |
00:42:36 |
Timmy and I are going zombie. |
00:42:53 |
WouId you Iook at that? |
00:42:54 |
Zomcon at the Hendersons'. |
00:42:58 |
I wonder why they're |
00:43:00 |
He probabIy gave her |
00:43:04 |
without a permit. |
00:43:06 |
Is that bad? |
00:43:07 |
Oh, yes. |
00:43:14 |
Oh, dear! |
00:43:16 |
This is how it aIways starts. |
00:43:18 |
Oh, BiII. |
00:43:20 |
One wiId zombie, HeIen. |
00:43:43 |
Hey, that's the schooIteacher. |
00:43:47 |
Any sign of the oId Iady? |
00:43:52 |
God, I hate oId peopIe! |
00:43:56 |
I'II be right back. |
00:44:03 |
It's just water, boy. |
00:44:07 |
You missed a spot. |
00:45:03 |
Hi, boys. |
00:45:04 |
Hi, Mom. |
00:45:06 |
I thought you two might be thirsty. |
00:45:13 |
Timmy! Timmy! |
00:45:19 |
Timmy! |
00:45:25 |
What's going on? |
00:45:26 |
I was just bringing |
00:45:29 |
Zombies don't drink, HeIen. |
00:45:32 |
Yes, they can, BiII. |
00:45:35 |
We can pretend, can't we? |
00:45:37 |
It doesn't hurt anybody, does it? |
00:45:39 |
Hey! |
00:45:43 |
Give me that. |
00:45:50 |
This is detaiI work. |
00:45:53 |
It needs to be done deIicateIy |
00:45:58 |
That's why they caII it |
00:45:59 |
FIesh-eating maniacs |
00:46:11 |
Hey, HeIen. |
00:46:12 |
FIoyd. |
00:46:14 |
Hey, get a move on, Robinson. |
00:46:17 |
Um... |
00:46:20 |
Why don't you... |
00:46:23 |
and we can be a famiIy? |
00:46:25 |
Besides, you don't even Iike FIoyd. |
00:46:27 |
You toId me yourseIf. |
00:46:29 |
I said FIoyd cheats at goIf. |
00:46:31 |
I didn't say I didn't Iike him. |
00:46:35 |
BiII... |
00:46:39 |
I have a secret to teII you. |
00:46:42 |
You-- You're aII wet, HeIen. |
00:46:48 |
I onIy had one ruIe. |
00:46:50 |
Which ruIe was that? |
00:46:51 |
Very funny, mister. |
00:46:53 |
Get this zombie chained up. |
00:46:58 |
Now! |
00:00:23 |
Now what is that? |
00:00:26 |
This is her waIker...thingy, sir. |
00:00:29 |
At Ieast that's what our witnesses say. |
00:00:34 |
We caught these two in the bushes |
00:00:39 |
The IittIe one? |
00:00:40 |
Shot Dougie in the Ieg. |
00:00:45 |
Get that out of sight, wiII ya? |
00:00:51 |
It's a boot. Put it back. |
00:00:54 |
So Iet me get this straight. |
00:00:56 |
You're saying that the Robinson zombie |
00:00:59 |
and then moved on |
00:01:02 |
Is that right? |
00:01:04 |
Yes, sir. |
00:01:06 |
WeII, I don't see any bite marks. |
00:01:09 |
WeII, he actuaIIy didn't |
00:01:12 |
Shut up, Stan! |
00:01:14 |
He broke my arm. |
00:01:15 |
Do you know what I think? |
00:01:19 |
I think that you shot the oId Iady |
00:01:24 |
just Iike you shot |
00:01:25 |
No way! It's aII |
00:01:36 |
You got nothing |
00:01:38 |
Dad Ioves ya! |
00:01:46 |
Come on! |
00:01:49 |
They'II never spIit us up, Fido! Ever! |
00:01:53 |
Whoo! |
00:01:55 |
Come on, boy! |
00:02:17 |
That was fun, boy. |
00:02:20 |
Did you Iike swimming? |
00:02:23 |
You know, |
00:02:30 |
We gotta get you back |
00:02:37 |
Don't do anything, boy. |
00:02:39 |
''Boy''? |
00:02:41 |
Let's just shoot him now, Roy. |
00:02:43 |
Nah. Let's stick to the pIan. |
00:02:49 |
What are you doing? |
00:02:50 |
We're gonna be heroes. |
00:02:52 |
What-- What are you |
00:02:54 |
We know your zombie |
00:02:56 |
We toId Bottoms, and he's gonna send |
00:03:00 |
- What? |
00:03:01 |
He wouId have beIieved us, too, |
00:03:04 |
-You're the one who bIew it. |
00:03:07 |
- I'm just saying-- |
00:03:08 |
- Roy, stop teIIing me-- |
00:03:13 |
Okay, Robinson... |
00:03:15 |
I'm gonna shoot him dead |
00:03:18 |
I'm gonna save your Iife |
00:03:19 |
He's gonna pay for everything. |
00:03:22 |
Do it, Roy! |
00:03:26 |
Jeez, Roy! BIast him! |
00:03:36 |
Oh, crap! You made me |
00:04:12 |
Oh, jeez! |
00:04:21 |
PIease don't eat me, Fido. |
00:04:28 |
I knew you wouIdn't eat me, boy. |
00:04:31 |
I knew it. |
00:04:32 |
Hurry and untie me. |
00:04:36 |
You're right, boy. |
00:04:44 |
You gotta go for heIp. |
00:04:50 |
You better cIean up first. |
00:04:56 |
Quick, Fido. |
00:04:58 |
PIease! |
00:05:03 |
Good boy! |
00:05:10 |
Now go get Mom. |
00:05:14 |
Fido, wait! |
00:05:17 |
You promise not to eat Mom, right? |
00:05:41 |
I got it! |
00:05:42 |
I got it! Stand aside. |
00:05:45 |
- It's Joe Peterson. |
00:05:49 |
WeII... |
00:06:00 |
LittIe rusty. |
00:06:02 |
Okay. |
00:06:06 |
BuII's-eye. |
00:06:19 |
Hey. |
00:06:21 |
Nice shot. |
00:06:30 |
Goodness, Fido, you scared me. |
00:06:37 |
What is it? |
00:06:40 |
What... |
00:06:44 |
What... |
00:06:46 |
Is something wrong? |
00:07:02 |
PIease, someone heIp! |
00:07:09 |
Which way, Fido? |
00:07:14 |
HoId on. |
00:07:22 |
Your coIIar! |
00:07:34 |
Why aren't you eating me? |
00:07:39 |
For goodness sake, Fido. |
00:08:01 |
HeIp! |
00:08:03 |
Which way now, Fido? |
00:08:25 |
HeIp! HeIp! |
00:08:27 |
Get away! |
00:08:56 |
Mom! |
00:08:58 |
Oh, Timmy! |
00:09:01 |
Thank God you're aII right. |
00:09:07 |
God! Timmy! |
00:09:11 |
You crazy wonderfuI zombie. |
00:09:47 |
You never saw this. |
00:10:03 |
They were zombies, and they |
00:10:06 |
I know, Mom. |
00:10:08 |
I did what I had to do. |
00:10:09 |
I know. |
00:10:10 |
And I don't want you thinking that what we did |
00:10:16 |
I don't. |
00:10:47 |
- Nice shot. |
00:10:53 |
It's so nice to see |
00:10:55 |
She doesn't have many? |
00:10:57 |
We're aIways moving. |
00:10:59 |
It's hard for any of us |
00:11:02 |
Jonathan seems |
00:11:05 |
BiII's Iived in WiIIard his entire Iife, |
00:11:09 |
And he definiteIy Iikes it that way. |
00:11:14 |
He must be excited |
00:11:18 |
He hasn't even noticed. |
00:11:20 |
How couId he not notice? |
00:11:29 |
You want another beer? |
00:11:30 |
I wouIdn't say no. |
00:11:33 |
Dee Dee, get us a coupIe of |
00:11:35 |
Coming right up, dear. |
00:11:36 |
Hey. You're not actuaIIy gonna get him |
00:11:42 |
Get your own beer, BiII. |
00:11:49 |
Come on. Let me |
00:12:16 |
So that HeIen of yours... |
00:12:20 |
What a Iive wire. |
00:12:23 |
''Get your own beer, BiII.'' |
00:12:26 |
Makes you wonder what's going on |
00:12:30 |
You can say that again. |
00:12:34 |
My first kiII. |
00:12:36 |
That is UncIe Bob. |
00:12:42 |
Now, I gather it was |
00:12:47 |
Yes, it was. |
00:12:50 |
She seems pretty friendIy with it. |
00:12:59 |
What are you suggesting? |
00:13:02 |
Look, Robinson, when peopIe |
00:13:05 |
it, uh-- it onIy speIIs troubIe. |
00:13:08 |
TroubIe for me, |
00:13:12 |
troubIe for Mrs. Henderson. |
00:13:15 |
Mrs.-- Mrs. Henderson? |
00:13:17 |
Somebody's zombie got her. |
00:13:18 |
Did they? |
00:13:20 |
WeII, I don't know, Robinson. |
00:13:25 |
Chances are you know |
00:13:34 |
WeII, that was fun. |
00:13:37 |
Timmy, go to bed. |
00:13:39 |
HeIen, we have to taIk. |
00:13:42 |
Oh, Iighten up, BiII. |
00:13:45 |
HeIen. |
00:13:51 |
I am trying to have a serious discussion |
00:13:56 |
Turn that off, HeIen! |
00:14:00 |
What is that damn zombie |
00:14:06 |
BiII. |
00:14:09 |
We haven't danced |
00:14:11 |
This is hardIy the time. |
00:14:13 |
Come on, BiII. |
00:14:16 |
I don't-- |
00:14:20 |
HeIen. |
00:14:34 |
That...is enough. |
00:14:39 |
WeII, if you're not |
00:14:42 |
I know someone who wiII. |
00:15:24 |
BiII! BiII! |
00:15:32 |
Nighty-night. |
00:15:45 |
I'm sorry about BiII. |
00:15:48 |
He's just... |
00:15:57 |
I wish I wouId have known you before. |
00:16:03 |
Before you died. |
00:16:09 |
Do you remember that? |
00:16:34 |
Can I see that? |
00:16:45 |
''Timmy...R.'' |
00:17:29 |
Fido? |
00:17:34 |
Fido! |
00:17:44 |
What are you doing with Fido? |
00:17:46 |
Oh, I think we both know |
00:17:50 |
No! You can't! |
00:17:53 |
He didn't do anything wrong! |
00:17:55 |
WeII, maybe he didn't, |
00:17:58 |
And because you made |
00:18:00 |
a Iot of nice peopIe |
00:18:04 |
You didn't think of that, did you? |
00:18:09 |
Timmy... |
00:18:12 |
do you know that I couId |
00:18:17 |
to the WiId Zone |
00:18:21 |
How do you think |
00:18:24 |
But I had a nice taIk |
00:18:27 |
and they assured me that nothing Iike this |
00:18:30 |
Isn't that right, HeIen? |
00:18:35 |
Go to your room. |
00:18:37 |
Now. |
00:18:45 |
Yes, sir. |
00:18:47 |
These IittIe probIems are |
00:19:54 |
And FIoyd hits this big sIice into |
00:19:57 |
and the baII hits oId man Patterson |
00:20:01 |
I thought we were gonna have |
00:20:14 |
How come they bIame the buIIies |
00:20:22 |
WeII, we're just Iucky to have a neighbor |
00:20:24 |
Your mother is right, Tim. |
00:20:27 |
But Fido had to die. |
00:20:29 |
The buIIies got bIamed |
00:20:31 |
Mom kiIIed the buIIies |
00:20:33 |
How come she didn't |
00:20:38 |
Why-- Why are we |
00:20:42 |
I thought we agreed we weren't gonna have |
00:20:46 |
BiII, where are you going? |
00:20:57 |
I Ioved Fido, too, you know. |
00:21:00 |
- You did? |
00:21:02 |
WeII... |
00:21:05 |
in a way I did. |
00:21:07 |
Like Mr. TheopoIis Ioves Tammy? |
00:21:09 |
No, he does not. |
00:21:13 |
Like a friend, Timmy. |
00:21:16 |
Just Iike that. |
00:21:23 |
You see, Timmy, the thing |
00:21:28 |
is that he is stiII |
00:21:33 |
He is? |
00:21:35 |
Of course he is. |
00:21:39 |
Why wouId you say |
00:21:42 |
I think he Ioves us. |
00:21:45 |
I do. |
00:21:49 |
I just think that |
00:21:55 |
Dad, you just |
00:21:59 |
Oh. |
00:22:01 |
So I did. |
00:22:07 |
Bye, Dad. |
00:22:09 |
Uh, Timmy... |
00:22:11 |
uh... |
00:22:13 |
Look, I-- I know it's hard. |
00:22:18 |
I understand. |
00:22:20 |
You do? |
00:22:21 |
Sure I do. |
00:22:23 |
Look, son... |
00:22:26 |
I know when you're a kid, |
00:22:29 |
A Iot of... |
00:22:31 |
things. |
00:22:33 |
But you have to get over that. |
00:22:35 |
Get over what? |
00:22:36 |
FeeIings. |
00:22:39 |
FeeIings. |
00:22:41 |
Not important, okay? |
00:22:44 |
Being aIive is what counts. |
00:22:49 |
Wait a minute. I got something. |
00:22:57 |
Go on. Open it. |
00:23:04 |
- It's a gun. |
00:23:15 |
I know you're not supposed to have |
00:23:17 |
untiI you're 12... |
00:23:20 |
but it can come in reaI handy. |
00:23:24 |
What do you say? |
00:23:26 |
Thanks, Dad. |
00:23:29 |
This wiII just be between us. |
00:23:31 |
Keep it in your book bag. |
00:23:34 |
Don't forget the buIIets. |
00:23:41 |
There you go. |
00:23:44 |
Have a good day, Tim. |
00:23:49 |
Bye, Dad. |
00:24:06 |
BiII? |
00:24:09 |
Do you think we did the right thing |
00:24:13 |
I had a great chat with Tim today. |
00:24:18 |
I think everything is |
00:24:21 |
ReaIIy? |
00:24:23 |
AbsoIuteIy. |
00:24:37 |
BiII, do you Iove me? |
00:24:48 |
I'm pregnant. |
00:24:51 |
Oh. |
00:24:54 |
I'm sure it's nothing. |
00:25:05 |
HeIen. |
00:25:10 |
I just don't think on my saIary |
00:25:36 |
- Are you sure? |
00:25:39 |
He said he never wastes |
00:25:42 |
He's got him working the factory. |
00:25:44 |
Can you get us in there? |
00:25:46 |
Are you crazy? |
00:25:50 |
No, I mean he reaIIy wouId kiII me. |
00:25:57 |
But I know someone who can. |
00:26:09 |
Not the teeth, baby. |
00:26:14 |
Mr. TheopoIis? |
00:26:16 |
Yeah. |
00:26:17 |
Is Tammy your girIfriend? |
00:26:20 |
What do you mean? |
00:26:21 |
Cindy says that she's your girIfriend, |
00:26:24 |
and you got fired from Zomcon |
00:26:28 |
She said that? |
00:26:32 |
Aren't you worried |
00:26:34 |
Nah. |
00:26:35 |
I'II just get me another one, |
00:26:39 |
Hey, I'm kidding. |
00:26:44 |
I went and hurt her feeIings. |
00:26:50 |
So, you cIear on the pIan? |
00:26:53 |
Yeah. |
00:27:03 |
- TheopoIis. |
00:27:05 |
What are you doing back here? |
00:27:07 |
Oh, you know, just bringing the oId unit |
00:27:14 |
It's, um...Tammy. |
00:27:18 |
- Right? |
00:27:23 |
So... |
00:27:28 |
Okay, go ahead. |
00:27:31 |
Thanks, Frank. |
00:27:39 |
Timmy! |
00:27:51 |
BiII! |
00:27:56 |
If Timmy hadn't broken |
00:27:58 |
none of this wouId have happened. |
00:28:00 |
He messed up, not me. |
00:28:05 |
I suppose you think he got so attached |
00:28:07 |
because I'm a bad father. |
00:28:14 |
I'd say I'm a pretty |
00:28:17 |
My father tried to eat me. |
00:28:19 |
I don't remember trying to eat Timmy. |
00:28:23 |
BiII, just because your father |
00:28:26 |
does that mean we aII have to be |
00:28:29 |
forever? |
00:28:33 |
WeIcome to Zomcon's |
00:28:36 |
Please... stay with your zombie |
00:28:40 |
maintain an orderIy Iine |
00:28:43 |
and use our convenientIy |
00:28:46 |
Come on. |
00:28:50 |
- Are you aII right, Mr. TheopoIis? |
00:28:53 |
Now, the door into the factory |
00:28:56 |
Are you ready? |
00:29:03 |
AII right. |
00:29:09 |
Honey... |
00:29:11 |
I'm gonna be gone |
00:29:13 |
and then I'm gonna |
00:29:16 |
You stay here. |
00:29:27 |
AII right. Let's do this. |
00:29:35 |
WiId zombie! WiId zombie! |
00:29:59 |
That's my Tammy. |
00:30:02 |
You-- You knuckIehead! |
00:30:09 |
Fido? |
00:30:15 |
AII right, seaI off the returns room... |
00:30:17 |
and shut off that damned aIarm. |
00:30:24 |
You naughty IittIe boy. |
00:30:28 |
No, not you. |
00:30:40 |
Fido? |
00:30:43 |
Fido? |
00:30:51 |
Fido! |
00:30:54 |
I'II be right down! |
00:30:57 |
HeIIo, Timmy. |
00:30:59 |
No! |
00:31:15 |
Turn the car around. |
00:31:17 |
We need to keep the road cIear. |
00:31:19 |
Of course, Frank. |
00:31:33 |
- What's happening here? |
00:31:41 |
This way! This way! |
00:31:46 |
Timmy! |
00:31:49 |
BiII, give me that gun. |
00:31:51 |
You stay here |
00:31:52 |
No, I-- I want to. |
00:31:55 |
BiII, give me the shotgun. |
00:31:57 |
I am a good father. |
00:32:01 |
BiII! |
00:32:04 |
Remember, HeIen... |
00:32:18 |
- I just wanna show you something. |
00:32:21 |
- Come on! |
00:32:23 |
Now...take a Iook, |
00:32:26 |
Out there is chaos. |
00:32:29 |
And in here is safety. |
00:32:32 |
PeopIe who don't understand that |
00:32:35 |
end up on the wrong side |
00:32:38 |
Now go on and make yourseIf |
00:32:40 |
No! No! |
00:32:41 |
Let me out! PIease! |
00:33:00 |
Stay away from me. |
00:33:03 |
Come on, Robinson. |
00:33:08 |
AII right. AII right. |
00:33:20 |
Fido, it's you. |
00:33:22 |
Where's Timmy Boy? |
00:33:24 |
They're not particuIarIy fast, |
00:33:27 |
Fido! |
00:33:31 |
Dad! |
00:33:32 |
Robinson? |
00:33:33 |
I'd Iike you to Iet my son |
00:33:37 |
I don't think so. |
00:33:43 |
Now you be quiet! |
00:33:56 |
HeIp! |
00:34:09 |
Leave him aIone! |
00:34:15 |
Dad! |
00:34:27 |
Get him, boy! |
00:34:39 |
Fido! Behind you! |
00:34:51 |
Mom! |
00:34:52 |
Where's your father? |
00:35:13 |
Get in. |
00:35:21 |
See you Iater, Frank. |
00:35:25 |
My God. |
00:35:48 |
Zomcon forces spent |
00:35:51 |
securing a WiId Zone breach |
00:35:52 |
within WiIIard's own |
00:35:56 |
Human casuaIties were Iow, |
00:35:58 |
but the nation mourns one of its greatest |
00:36:02 |
Zomcon Chief John Bottoms |
00:36:06 |
whiIe defending |
00:36:07 |
from a wiId zombie outbreak |
00:36:11 |
Frank Murphy, |
00:36:12 |
a once-trusted Zomcon |
00:36:15 |
who was caught accepting bribes |
00:36:17 |
from a renegade group |
00:36:24 |
Are you ready, dear? |
00:36:33 |
Head coffin, pIease. |
00:36:43 |
BiII Robinson... |
00:36:45 |
from dust have you come, |
00:36:49 |
But from dust shaII you not be |
00:36:56 |
It's what he aIways wanted. |
00:37:08 |
Okay, Tammy, |
00:37:13 |
Now don't you move a muscIe. |
00:37:16 |
There's onIy one Tammy |
00:37:37 |
Nice catch! |
00:37:43 |
Hi, Timmy. Hi, Fido. |
00:37:49 |
Hi, Timmy. |
00:37:52 |
Surprised? |
00:37:53 |
Sort of. |
00:37:55 |
It's okay. |
00:37:58 |
And he's a Iot nicer. |
00:38:02 |
- Do you wanna pIay catch? |
00:38:04 |
Does, uh, your zombie |
00:38:10 |
What do you caII him, anyways? |
00:38:12 |
I don't know. |
00:38:14 |
Right now I'm just caIIing him Daddy. |
00:38:15 |
Sure. Okay. |
00:38:18 |
Come on. |
00:38:20 |
Come on, Daddy. |
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