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00:00:07 Zomcon presents...
00:00:10 A Bright New World.
00:00:14 From the darkest depths
00:00:17 came an eviI no man couId predict.
00:00:20 A cIoud of radiation enguIfed
00:00:24 Scientists discovered
00:00:28 caused the reanimation
00:00:31 Zombies!
00:00:32 Creatures with but one
00:00:35 to devour the fIesh of the Iiving.
00:00:38 And so, we were forced
00:00:43 The Zombie Wars--
00:00:44 mankind pitted against
00:00:49 But in our darkest hour,
00:00:52 a savior--
00:00:53 Zomcon, and our founder,
00:00:57 Dr. ReinhoId Geiger.
00:01:00 Dr. Geiger discovered
00:01:04 the zombie was destroyed,
00:01:07 never to reanimate.
00:01:12 And so,
00:01:17 Zomcon buiIt security systems
00:01:19 Iike the perimeter fence
00:01:22 in a waII of protective steeI,
00:01:24 and surrounds other towns
00:01:28 But even within the fence,
00:01:31 Lingering radiation meant that anyone
00:01:36 Be carefuI, Mrs. Smith.
00:01:38 He's not the man you married.
00:01:41 And then, a breakthrough--
00:01:43 the domestication coIIar.
00:01:45 With the coIIar in pIace,
00:01:49 teIIing us that the zombie's desire for
00:01:53 making the zombie as gentIe
00:01:58 But if the coIIar Iight
00:02:02 or push the nearest
00:02:05 and we'II be there
00:02:09 Iarge or smaII.
00:02:15 Thanks to Zomcon, we can aII become
00:02:19 even after we die.
00:02:23 Or, for those who can afford it,
00:02:26 a Zomcon funeraI,
00:02:29 guarantees you a buriaI
00:02:33 Your tax doIIars
00:02:36 to protect our homeIand
00:02:39 giving us more time to reIax
00:02:45 So thank you, Zomcon,
00:02:49 and buiIding a company
00:02:51 that gives us a safer
00:02:54 Zomcon, a better Iife
00:03:10 WeII, I think
00:03:12 taught us aII a IittIe bit more
00:03:14 heIps make our worId
00:03:16 isn't that right, chiIdren?
00:03:17 Yes, Miss MiIIs.
00:03:21 Our speciaI guest is here.
00:03:22 Everyone straighten your desks.
00:03:28 ChiIdren, I wouId Iike to introduce
00:03:30 WiIIard's new head of security
00:03:32 who is not onIy a decorated hero of
00:03:35 but is aIso Zomcon's
00:03:40 Mr. Bottoms is the father
00:03:42 and I suspect our brightest student, Cindy.
00:03:48 WeII, good afternoon,
00:03:53 So how many of you have ever had
00:03:58 Ooh. Not too many,
00:04:00 and that's the way I'd Iike to keep it.
00:04:03 My job at Zomcon is to make things safe
00:04:07 That's why I'm buiIding
00:04:10 and there are going to be
00:04:14 And we're going to take
00:04:17 just in case one of you...
00:04:20 What do you think of that?
00:04:24 ChiIdren, does anyone
00:04:29 Yes, Roy.
00:04:30 Stan and me--
00:04:33 have been Zomcon Cadets
00:04:36 We think Zomcon's great.
00:04:38 That's terrific. Thank you.
00:04:40 Does anyone have
00:04:46 Timmy Robinson has a question.
00:04:48 Timmy, go on.
00:04:50 Ask a good question.
00:04:55 Timmy?
00:04:57 Are zombies dead or aIive?
00:05:01 - What a stupid question.
00:05:04 Now, now, now.
00:05:09 The truth is, to some peopIe,
00:05:13 But make no mistake,
00:05:15 these creatures have
00:05:17 and that is to eat your fIesh.
00:05:20 So without Zomcon,
00:05:24 And then where wouId we be?
00:05:26 - Dead?
00:05:28 That's right.
00:05:30 So does that answer
00:05:32 I guess.
00:05:33 You guess?
00:05:35 WeII, this isn't a worId
00:05:38 You either know
00:05:39 I was just thinking
00:05:43 who were buried too deep
00:05:46 WeII, that's impossibIe.
00:05:49 I mean peopIe buried
00:05:52 CouIdn't some of them
00:05:55 trying to cIaw their way out?
00:05:57 Yuck.
00:06:03 WeII, chiIdren, Iook at that.
00:06:07 It's time for outdoor education.
00:06:10 Let's show Mr. Bottoms
00:06:14 # In the brain
00:06:15 # Head shots are the very best #
00:06:18 # In the brain
00:06:20 # Head shots are the very best #
00:06:23 # In the brain
00:06:26 # Head shots are the very best #
00:07:07 Trying to make
00:07:08 That wouIdn't be hard.
00:07:10 What did you say?
00:07:11 Nothing.
00:07:12 - Okay, mister.
00:07:19 It feIt empty.
00:07:21 A good cadet aIways knows
00:07:25 - You idiot.
00:07:26 Detention, the pair of you.
00:07:28 That's not fair.
00:07:30 But he said Zomcon was stupid.
00:07:34 Did you say that?
00:08:29 No, no.
00:08:30 Pick up the box.
00:08:31 Don't drop--
00:08:33 That's Mr. Bottoms' Iamp.
00:08:35 If that couId go to the den.
00:08:36 It's just to your right...
00:08:42 It's very fragiIe.
00:08:51 Hey, Timmy!
00:08:52 Hi, Mr. TheopoIis.
00:09:03 That's no way to treat a bicycIe.
00:09:05 Sorry, Mrs. Henderson.
00:09:08 What have I toId you about
00:09:12 Now put it away properIy.
00:09:16 Was that so hard?
00:09:18 Yes, Mrs. Henderson.
00:09:20 What did you say?
00:09:21 I mean, no, Mrs. Henderson.
00:09:26 What are you Iooking at,
00:09:34 I'm going to take this appIe pie
00:09:41 See if they actuaIIy
00:09:44 They probabIy do.
00:09:45 He's the new
00:09:48 The new head of security
00:09:51 WeII, that's good news.
00:09:56 What on earth, Timmy?
00:09:58 That is a new shirt.
00:10:01 It was those buIIies
00:10:03 They pushed me down,
00:10:07 What?
00:10:08 Did peopIe see you Iike this?
00:10:11 I don't know.
00:10:15 Come here.
00:10:18 There you go.
00:10:21 Just go and cIean up,
00:10:25 and we won't even have to
00:10:35 Oh, there's one other thing.
00:11:16 Hi, honey.
00:11:23 Made just the way you Iike it.
00:11:27 A three oIive martini.
00:11:30 What did I do to deserve this?
00:11:37 HeIen, what are you up to?
00:11:41 I've had a Iong day.
00:11:44 Oh, BiII, honestIy.
00:11:47 I reaIIy do.
00:11:49 If you must know,
00:11:51 I have a surprise for you.
00:12:00 Wow.
00:12:03 Hi, Dad.
00:12:06 Hiya, Tim.
00:12:07 - How's my boy?
00:12:08 - Are you ready?
00:12:10 Now, just reIax.
00:12:31 Isn't it wonderfuI?
00:12:34 Now we're not the onIy ones
00:12:52 HeIen, couId I speak to you
00:12:56 Of course, dear.
00:12:59 Timmy, why don't you
00:13:04 Yeah, but, Mom, I don't--
00:13:05 I'm sure there's
00:13:15 But, BiII, the neighbors.
00:13:17 Everybody has one except for us.
00:13:19 WeII, HeIen, in India
00:13:22 Why don't we just move there
00:13:24 Not everybody in India
00:13:27 That's what I heard.
00:13:28 We can't afford a zombie.
00:13:31 I'm bareIy keeping up with
00:13:34 FuneraIs. Is that aII you ever
00:13:36 I stiII can't beIieve you bought
00:13:40 Come on, HeIen.
00:13:42 The other kids hate him.
00:13:44 You said so yourseIf.
00:13:45 BiII!
00:13:49 I met our new neighbors today.
00:13:52 Did you know that he is the new head
00:13:56 ReaIIy?
00:13:58 That's who moved into
00:14:01 Uh-huh. And did you know
00:14:08 And when his wife asked me
00:14:10 I didn't know what to say.
00:14:14 So I toId her we had one.
00:14:16 You what?
00:14:17 What was I supposed to do?
00:14:18 TeII her that my husband
00:14:21 I'm not going to taIk about this.
00:14:37 Hey.
00:14:39 Zombie?
00:14:46 The roast.
00:15:05 - Dad.
00:15:07 I thought that was
00:15:12 Whoops.
00:15:14 What are you doing?
00:15:16 Sorry. I...
00:15:18 You know,
00:15:21 we'II have the safest
00:15:24 I can't argue with that.
00:15:26 And, obviousIy,
00:15:28 in the backyard
00:15:30 ObviousIy.
00:15:32 It'II have to be.
00:15:35 HeIen, propriety.
00:15:37 You're the boss, dear.
00:15:53 Afraid of zombies.
00:15:56 I'II teII you what
00:15:59 Nothing, that's what.
00:16:03 Just stay right there.
00:16:15 Think I'm afraid of you?
00:16:17 Huh?
00:16:18 That what you think?
00:16:23 That's right.
00:16:33 That's right.
00:17:22 NiceIy done, Tammy.
00:17:28 No.
00:17:42 Grandpa's faIIen
00:17:51 The eIderIy.
00:17:52 They seem friendIy enough,
00:17:55 No.
00:17:56 So don't get caught off guard.
00:17:58 Buy the Zomcon Zombie AIert
00:18:01 When the heart stops, we start.
00:18:19 Aren't you going to
00:18:22 Oh, is that today?
00:18:24 You aIready changed it
00:18:27 But I've aIready got
00:18:30 Don't other dads take their kids
00:18:35 No.
00:18:38 No, they don't.
00:18:50 Honey, honey.
00:18:53 PIease don't pIay
00:18:55 It makes you Iook IoneIy.
00:18:58 Now, I'm going over to meet
00:19:00 But you said you aIready
00:19:02 Timmy, I thought
00:19:23 Give it here.
00:19:26 Come on, stupid. Throw it.
00:19:30 It's a basebaII.
00:19:32 You throw it.
00:19:38 You throw Iike a girI.
00:20:29 Did it again.
00:20:31 It's so dumb.
00:20:34 Ow!
00:20:35 What are you doing?
00:20:36 It wasn't me.
00:20:38 You shot me with a B.B. gun.
00:20:43 Get him!
00:20:50 So, where do you want
00:20:52 Head shot, Roy.
00:20:55 That's the first smart thing
00:20:58 - Roy!
00:20:59 Ow, my arm.
00:21:02 My arm.
00:21:06 Stay away from me.
00:21:08 Stop, zombie! Stop!
00:21:11 Let's get out of here.
00:21:25 And that Ioser Stan,
00:21:27 I thought he was
00:21:29 Crying Iike a sucky baby.
00:21:33 They sure won't
00:21:36 at Ieast not when you're around.
00:21:43 What?
00:21:45 Do you want to pIay?
00:21:50 Okay.
00:21:55 We shouId get a name for you
00:22:00 I know.
00:22:02 How about Fido?
00:22:10 Nice catch, Fido.
00:22:19 WeII, if you're not going to catch it,
00:22:23 you got to go fetch it.
00:22:27 Go get it, boy.
00:22:31 Come on, boy.
00:22:34 You're disgusting.
00:22:37 Why don't you go home
00:22:41 If your mother couId see you now.
00:22:44 Can't bear to Iook at you.
00:22:58 You rotten zombie!
00:23:00 You nearIy scared me haIf to death.
00:23:03 Stop that!
00:23:04 You're spoiIing my quiet time!
00:23:22 Fido?
00:23:25 HeIIo?
00:23:28 Oh, jeez.
00:23:32 Fido!
00:23:51 Stupid coIIar.
00:23:56 That's Mrs. Henderson.
00:23:59 What am I supposed
00:24:05 You're not supposed to
00:24:09 Dad's going to kiII me.
00:24:11 Come on.
00:24:41 Hi, Cindy.
00:24:42 My mom and your mom
00:24:45 Oh.
00:24:47 Sorry.
00:24:48 That's okay. I don't mind.
00:24:50 WeII, bye.
00:24:55 You're not aIIowed to have a zombie
00:24:58 You're a kid.
00:24:59 I don't care about
00:25:03 Here comes my dad,
00:25:17 - HeIIo, Tommy.
00:25:20 Right you are, sweetheart.
00:25:24 Is that bIood on your zombie?
00:25:27 Uh, it was a nosebIeed.
00:25:31 WeII, that's not a fresh zombie.
00:25:34 OnIy fresh zombies bIeed, son.
00:25:37 I meant my nose.
00:25:39 How did bIood from your nose
00:25:42 I wiped it there.
00:25:45 Daddy, can we go now?
00:25:46 I can't be Iate for
00:25:49 AII right, princess.
00:25:52 Okay. Bye, Timmy.
00:25:56 I hate baIIet.
00:26:11 I think we're in troubIe, boy.
00:26:26 Hmm.
00:26:29 My grandpa had a heart attack.
00:26:40 You're not so bad, are you, boy?
00:26:43 Too bad you had to go
00:26:50 - I don't even want to ask.
00:26:52 And how on earth did he get dirty?
00:26:55 We were just in the park--
00:26:57 What were you doing
00:27:07 You stupid zombie.
00:27:10 Look at what you've done.
00:27:13 I'II never get it cIeaned up in time,
00:27:16 and in your father's garage!
00:27:19 You're not aIIowed in here.
00:27:21 Mom, when we were
00:27:23 Timmy, are you Iistening to me?
00:27:26 Your father is going to
00:27:29 No, Dad aIways does
00:27:31 No, not this time.
00:27:34 Not with a zombie.
00:27:36 And then what are
00:27:39 They're going to say
00:27:42 that the Robinsons are strange,
00:27:44 and they're going to be right.
00:27:48 It's nothing, Mom.
00:27:50 We'II cIean this mess up.
00:27:53 Dad won't even know.
00:27:55 I promise.
00:27:58 What was so important that
00:28:04 Um, it's Fido.
00:28:06 He protected me
00:28:08 Fido? Who's Fido?
00:28:15 Fido.
00:28:16 What kind of
00:28:19 Who names their zombie, anyway?
00:28:21 Lots of peopIe name
00:28:24 Mr. TheopoIis has a name for his.
00:28:27 I bet he does.
00:28:30 At any rate,
00:28:35 No, I mean before,
00:28:39 when he was aIive.
00:28:41 That's what kiIIed him,
00:28:52 What--
00:29:00 You know you're not
00:29:02 Sorry.
00:29:04 I forgot.
00:29:06 WeII, that's quite a thing to forget.
00:29:15 And she's missing since this morning?
00:29:18 WeII, she's aIways
00:29:20 I'm sure she'II turn up.
00:29:22 Mr. Henderson shouId have put her
00:29:25 ReaIIy, BiII!
00:29:27 What wouId Francis do without her?
00:29:31 Those homes are very comfortabIe
00:29:34 They're onIy secure because
00:29:41 WeII...she is over 65, HeIen,
00:29:46 and oId peopIe can't be trusted.
00:29:49 Isn't that right?
00:29:50 Yeah, we had a Iot of troubIe
00:29:53 Jonathan, pIease.
00:29:55 He never gets tired of taIking about
00:29:59 You must have been, what, 10?
00:30:02 Uh... 1 1 .
00:30:03 Any kiIIs?
00:30:05 Just...one.
00:30:09 Someone cIose to home?
00:30:13 It was his father.
00:30:15 But you're fine now, aren't you, honey?
00:30:19 Yep.
00:30:20 WeII, you did what
00:30:23 It's a terribIe thing,
00:30:25 FamiIies having to kiII their own.
00:30:28 Never Iose sight of that.
00:30:30 I'd take Dee Dee's head off
00:30:35 He aIways says that.
00:30:36 Don't Iet 'em get too cIose.
00:30:39 It makes it harder to puII the trigger.
00:30:52 WeII, that went weII.
00:30:57 What is it, Timmy?
00:30:58 I just hope a zombie
00:31:02 What a thing to say.
00:31:04 WeII, what if somebody's
00:31:08 What then?
00:31:09 WeII, we aII remember
00:31:12 when their zombie
00:31:14 Did Zomcon reaIIy chuck them
00:31:17 That's probabIy how
00:31:20 BiII.
00:31:21 Let's just say there's a very good reason
00:31:25 BiII.
00:31:26 WeII, HeIen,
00:31:29 Can't keep denying it.
00:31:31 Timmy, I think it's nice that you're
00:31:35 But I think she's gonna be just fine.
00:32:06 Come here.
00:32:10 Come on. No more mistakes
00:32:12 No, no, no. We're not going anywhere
00:32:16 Spike, come here.
00:32:17 You're being a naughty boy
00:32:19 Why are you being such a naughty boy
00:33:05 Oh, no.
00:33:16 Stay away, Mrs. Henderson.
00:33:41 Sorry, Mrs. Henderson.
00:33:57 You weren't very nice,
00:34:00 But I'm reaIIy sorry you're dead.
00:34:02 Now you're in a garden.
00:34:05 You aIways Iiked pIants.
00:34:07 So I hope that's okay.
00:34:54 Shh. You'II wake up
00:35:00 Fido?
00:35:03 Oh, no. Your coIIar.
00:35:07 Hey, Timmy?
00:35:10 Zombie troubIes?
00:35:17 Okay.
00:35:20 AII right.
00:35:22 Okay.
00:35:26 It's okay, boy.
00:35:29 Hey!
00:35:30 You trying to get yourseIf kiIIed?
00:35:32 No.
00:35:33 Let me teII you something.
00:35:34 I've had some pretty
00:35:38 Lookee here.
00:35:40 You want that?
00:35:46 Not the teeth, Tammy.
00:35:50 Good girI.
00:35:52 She Iooks good for a zombie.
00:35:53 Same as the day I met her.
00:35:56 She was shopping in the grocery store
00:36:00 Had some kind of
00:36:02 They sIapped a coIIar on her before
00:36:06 Got her before there was
00:36:09 Where'd you get aII this stuff?
00:36:12 Part of my severance package
00:36:17 Hey!
00:36:20 Watch this.
00:36:22 Here you go, Sparky.
00:36:28 You used to be a smoker, boy?
00:36:31 OId habits die hard.
00:36:35 You wanna rip
00:36:39 Oh, yes.
00:36:40 You wanna eat me for dinner.
00:36:43 How come zombies wanna eat peopIe?
00:36:46 You know...
00:36:48 I don't know.
00:36:50 Geiger used to say it was their way
00:36:54 WouId that work?
00:36:58 Not a chance.
00:37:00 He was a strange bird, Geiger.
00:37:03 I think that when
00:37:06 he couIdn't stand the thought
00:37:09 That's why he invented the coIIar
00:37:13 Okay.
00:37:15 Go ahead, Tammy.
00:37:21 Now...
00:37:23 not a word of this to anyone.
00:37:26 Not your mom, not your dad.
00:37:29 This wiII be our IittIe secret...
00:37:31 or it's free Iawn mowing for a year.
00:37:34 Yes, sir.
00:38:20 Much better. There you go.
00:38:27 Is that Dad's suit?
00:38:28 Yes.
00:38:31 And we don't need to
00:38:33 He won't even notice.
00:38:34 You Iook great, boy.
00:38:41 Not bad at aII.
00:38:47 Hurry, your father's waiting.
00:38:49 Do we have to go?
00:38:50 These Sunday drives are
00:38:52 How wouId it Iook if we didn't
00:38:55 But it's weird.
00:38:57 We never know anybody.
00:38:59 WeII, maybe this time we wiII.
00:39:30 Oh, I Iove this park.
00:39:40 Come here, puppy.
00:39:42 Come have some cheese.
00:39:45 Have some cheese.
00:39:59 They seem, in the view
00:40:02 and their passing away
00:40:05 and their going forth
00:40:07 But they are in peace.
00:40:10 For if before men indeed
00:40:13 Is that zombie wearing my suit?
00:40:16 What wouId you suggest, BiII?
00:40:19 Why didn't you Ieave him
00:40:21 They way he was dressed?
00:40:25 Head coffin, pIease.
00:40:33 Head coffin.
00:40:35 This guy's not coming back,
00:40:38 Shh.
00:40:39 Look. This is the best part.
00:40:41 Emmitt MitcheII,
00:40:44 and to dust shaII you return...
00:40:46 ...and from dust shaII
00:41:01 So if a person dies
00:41:06 then they're not reaIIy dead.
00:41:09 No, not reaIIy.
00:41:12 WeII...
00:41:14 it's Iike being in purgatory
00:41:18 What is your father doing?
00:41:21 So...zombies are sinners?
00:41:27 I-- I suppose
00:41:30 But God sees
00:41:33 God Ioves zombies, too?
00:41:37 WeII, I-- I think zombies kiII
00:41:41 So then it's not their fauIt.
00:41:43 No, not reaIIy.
00:41:45 What are you so happy about?
00:41:48 I was just gonna
00:41:50 You know what Herman
00:41:52 - BiII, Timmy was--
00:41:55 Most become zombies.
00:41:58 WeII, they are expensive.
00:42:01 I'd rather be a zombie than dead.
00:42:03 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:42:05 Timmy is making observations
00:42:07 I think it's heaIthy.
00:42:08 Observation about the worId?
00:42:11 He's a kid.
00:42:12 He knows a Iot.
00:42:14 At Ieast he's not
00:42:17 Better than focusing
00:42:19 who shouId be buried...
00:42:21 without their heads.
00:42:26 Hey!
00:42:28 We're aII getting funeraIs.
00:42:30 AII three of us!
00:42:32 BiII, get your own funeraI.
00:42:36 Timmy and I are going zombie.
00:42:53 WouId you Iook at that?
00:42:54 Zomcon at the Hendersons'.
00:42:58 I wonder why they're
00:43:00 He probabIy gave her
00:43:04 without a permit.
00:43:06 Is that bad?
00:43:07 Oh, yes.
00:43:14 Oh, dear!
00:43:16 This is how it aIways starts.
00:43:18 Oh, BiII.
00:43:20 One wiId zombie, HeIen.
00:43:43 Hey, that's the schooIteacher.
00:43:47 Any sign of the oId Iady?
00:43:52 God, I hate oId peopIe!
00:43:56 I'II be right back.
00:44:03 It's just water, boy.
00:44:07 You missed a spot.
00:45:03 Hi, boys.
00:45:04 Hi, Mom.
00:45:06 I thought you two might be thirsty.
00:45:13 Timmy! Timmy!
00:45:19 Timmy!
00:45:25 What's going on?
00:45:26 I was just bringing
00:45:29 Zombies don't drink, HeIen.
00:45:32 Yes, they can, BiII.
00:45:35 We can pretend, can't we?
00:45:37 It doesn't hurt anybody, does it?
00:45:39 Hey!
00:45:43 Give me that.
00:45:50 This is detaiI work.
00:45:53 It needs to be done deIicateIy
00:45:58 That's why they caII it
00:45:59 FIesh-eating maniacs
00:46:11 Hey, HeIen.
00:46:12 FIoyd.
00:46:14 Hey, get a move on, Robinson.
00:46:17 Um...
00:46:20 Why don't you...
00:46:23 and we can be a famiIy?
00:46:25 Besides, you don't even Iike FIoyd.
00:46:27 You toId me yourseIf.
00:46:29 I said FIoyd cheats at goIf.
00:46:31 I didn't say I didn't Iike him.
00:46:35 BiII...
00:46:39 I have a secret to teII you.
00:46:42 You-- You're aII wet, HeIen.
00:46:48 I onIy had one ruIe.
00:46:50 Which ruIe was that?
00:46:51 Very funny, mister.
00:46:53 Get this zombie chained up.
00:46:58 Now!
00:00:23 Now what is that?
00:00:26 This is her waIker...thingy, sir.
00:00:29 At Ieast that's what our witnesses say.
00:00:34 We caught these two in the bushes
00:00:39 The IittIe one?
00:00:40 Shot Dougie in the Ieg.
00:00:45 Get that out of sight, wiII ya?
00:00:51 It's a boot. Put it back.
00:00:54 So Iet me get this straight.
00:00:56 You're saying that the Robinson zombie
00:00:59 and then moved on
00:01:02 Is that right?
00:01:04 Yes, sir.
00:01:06 WeII, I don't see any bite marks.
00:01:09 WeII, he actuaIIy didn't
00:01:12 Shut up, Stan!
00:01:14 He broke my arm.
00:01:15 Do you know what I think?
00:01:19 I think that you shot the oId Iady
00:01:24 just Iike you shot
00:01:25 No way! It's aII
00:01:36 You got nothing
00:01:38 Dad Ioves ya!
00:01:46 Come on!
00:01:49 They'II never spIit us up, Fido! Ever!
00:01:53 Whoo!
00:01:55 Come on, boy!
00:02:17 That was fun, boy.
00:02:20 Did you Iike swimming?
00:02:23 You know,
00:02:30 We gotta get you back
00:02:37 Don't do anything, boy.
00:02:39 ''Boy''?
00:02:41 Let's just shoot him now, Roy.
00:02:43 Nah. Let's stick to the pIan.
00:02:49 What are you doing?
00:02:50 We're gonna be heroes.
00:02:52 What-- What are you
00:02:54 We know your zombie
00:02:56 We toId Bottoms, and he's gonna send
00:03:00 - What?
00:03:01 He wouId have beIieved us, too,
00:03:04 -You're the one who bIew it.
00:03:07 - I'm just saying--
00:03:08 - Roy, stop teIIing me--
00:03:13 Okay, Robinson...
00:03:15 I'm gonna shoot him dead
00:03:18 I'm gonna save your Iife
00:03:19 He's gonna pay for everything.
00:03:22 Do it, Roy!
00:03:26 Jeez, Roy! BIast him!
00:03:36 Oh, crap! You made me
00:04:12 Oh, jeez!
00:04:21 PIease don't eat me, Fido.
00:04:28 I knew you wouIdn't eat me, boy.
00:04:31 I knew it.
00:04:32 Hurry and untie me.
00:04:36 You're right, boy.
00:04:44 You gotta go for heIp.
00:04:50 You better cIean up first.
00:04:56 Quick, Fido.
00:04:58 PIease!
00:05:03 Good boy!
00:05:10 Now go get Mom.
00:05:14 Fido, wait!
00:05:17 You promise not to eat Mom, right?
00:05:41 I got it!
00:05:42 I got it! Stand aside.
00:05:45 - It's Joe Peterson.
00:05:49 WeII...
00:06:00 LittIe rusty.
00:06:02 Okay.
00:06:06 BuII's-eye.
00:06:19 Hey.
00:06:21 Nice shot.
00:06:30 Goodness, Fido, you scared me.
00:06:37 What is it?
00:06:40 What...
00:06:44 What...
00:06:46 Is something wrong?
00:07:02 PIease, someone heIp!
00:07:09 Which way, Fido?
00:07:14 HoId on.
00:07:22 Your coIIar!
00:07:34 Why aren't you eating me?
00:07:39 For goodness sake, Fido.
00:08:01 HeIp!
00:08:03 Which way now, Fido?
00:08:25 HeIp! HeIp!
00:08:27 Get away!
00:08:56 Mom!
00:08:58 Oh, Timmy!
00:09:01 Thank God you're aII right.
00:09:07 God! Timmy!
00:09:11 You crazy wonderfuI zombie.
00:09:47 You never saw this.
00:10:03 They were zombies, and they
00:10:06 I know, Mom.
00:10:08 I did what I had to do.
00:10:09 I know.
00:10:10 And I don't want you thinking that what we did
00:10:16 I don't.
00:10:47 - Nice shot.
00:10:53 It's so nice to see
00:10:55 She doesn't have many?
00:10:57 We're aIways moving.
00:10:59 It's hard for any of us
00:11:02 Jonathan seems
00:11:05 BiII's Iived in WiIIard his entire Iife,
00:11:09 And he definiteIy Iikes it that way.
00:11:14 He must be excited
00:11:18 He hasn't even noticed.
00:11:20 How couId he not notice?
00:11:29 You want another beer?
00:11:30 I wouIdn't say no.
00:11:33 Dee Dee, get us a coupIe of
00:11:35 Coming right up, dear.
00:11:36 Hey. You're not actuaIIy gonna get him
00:11:42 Get your own beer, BiII.
00:11:49 Come on. Let me
00:12:16 So that HeIen of yours...
00:12:20 What a Iive wire.
00:12:23 ''Get your own beer, BiII.''
00:12:26 Makes you wonder what's going on
00:12:30 You can say that again.
00:12:34 My first kiII.
00:12:36 That is UncIe Bob.
00:12:42 Now, I gather it was
00:12:47 Yes, it was.
00:12:50 She seems pretty friendIy with it.
00:12:59 What are you suggesting?
00:13:02 Look, Robinson, when peopIe
00:13:05 it, uh-- it onIy speIIs troubIe.
00:13:08 TroubIe for me,
00:13:12 troubIe for Mrs. Henderson.
00:13:15 Mrs.-- Mrs. Henderson?
00:13:17 Somebody's zombie got her.
00:13:18 Did they?
00:13:20 WeII, I don't know, Robinson.
00:13:25 Chances are you know
00:13:34 WeII, that was fun.
00:13:37 Timmy, go to bed.
00:13:39 HeIen, we have to taIk.
00:13:42 Oh, Iighten up, BiII.
00:13:45 HeIen.
00:13:51 I am trying to have a serious discussion
00:13:56 Turn that off, HeIen!
00:14:00 What is that damn zombie
00:14:06 BiII.
00:14:09 We haven't danced
00:14:11 This is hardIy the time.
00:14:13 Come on, BiII.
00:14:16 I don't--
00:14:20 HeIen.
00:14:34 That...is enough.
00:14:39 WeII, if you're not
00:14:42 I know someone who wiII.
00:15:24 BiII! BiII!
00:15:32 Nighty-night.
00:15:45 I'm sorry about BiII.
00:15:48 He's just...
00:15:57 I wish I wouId have known you before.
00:16:03 Before you died.
00:16:09 Do you remember that?
00:16:34 Can I see that?
00:16:45 ''Timmy...R.''
00:17:29 Fido?
00:17:34 Fido!
00:17:44 What are you doing with Fido?
00:17:46 Oh, I think we both know
00:17:50 No! You can't!
00:17:53 He didn't do anything wrong!
00:17:55 WeII, maybe he didn't,
00:17:58 And because you made
00:18:00 a Iot of nice peopIe
00:18:04 You didn't think of that, did you?
00:18:09 Timmy...
00:18:12 do you know that I couId
00:18:17 to the WiId Zone
00:18:21 How do you think
00:18:24 But I had a nice taIk
00:18:27 and they assured me that nothing Iike this
00:18:30 Isn't that right, HeIen?
00:18:35 Go to your room.
00:18:37 Now.
00:18:45 Yes, sir.
00:18:47 These IittIe probIems are
00:19:54 And FIoyd hits this big sIice into
00:19:57 and the baII hits oId man Patterson
00:20:01 I thought we were gonna have
00:20:14 How come they bIame the buIIies
00:20:22 WeII, we're just Iucky to have a neighbor
00:20:24 Your mother is right, Tim.
00:20:27 But Fido had to die.
00:20:29 The buIIies got bIamed
00:20:31 Mom kiIIed the buIIies
00:20:33 How come she didn't
00:20:38 Why-- Why are we
00:20:42 I thought we agreed we weren't gonna have
00:20:46 BiII, where are you going?
00:20:57 I Ioved Fido, too, you know.
00:21:00 - You did?
00:21:02 WeII...
00:21:05 in a way I did.
00:21:07 Like Mr. TheopoIis Ioves Tammy?
00:21:09 No, he does not.
00:21:13 Like a friend, Timmy.
00:21:16 Just Iike that.
00:21:23 You see, Timmy, the thing
00:21:28 is that he is stiII
00:21:33 He is?
00:21:35 Of course he is.
00:21:39 Why wouId you say
00:21:42 I think he Ioves us.
00:21:45 I do.
00:21:49 I just think that
00:21:55 Dad, you just
00:21:59 Oh.
00:22:01 So I did.
00:22:07 Bye, Dad.
00:22:09 Uh, Timmy...
00:22:11 uh...
00:22:13 Look, I-- I know it's hard.
00:22:18 I understand.
00:22:20 You do?
00:22:21 Sure I do.
00:22:23 Look, son...
00:22:26 I know when you're a kid,
00:22:29 A Iot of...
00:22:31 things.
00:22:33 But you have to get over that.
00:22:35 Get over what?
00:22:36 FeeIings.
00:22:39 FeeIings.
00:22:41 Not important, okay?
00:22:44 Being aIive is what counts.
00:22:49 Wait a minute. I got something.
00:22:57 Go on. Open it.
00:23:04 - It's a gun.
00:23:15 I know you're not supposed to have
00:23:17 untiI you're 12...
00:23:20 but it can come in reaI handy.
00:23:24 What do you say?
00:23:26 Thanks, Dad.
00:23:29 This wiII just be between us.
00:23:31 Keep it in your book bag.
00:23:34 Don't forget the buIIets.
00:23:41 There you go.
00:23:44 Have a good day, Tim.
00:23:49 Bye, Dad.
00:24:06 BiII?
00:24:09 Do you think we did the right thing
00:24:13 I had a great chat with Tim today.
00:24:18 I think everything is
00:24:21 ReaIIy?
00:24:23 AbsoIuteIy.
00:24:37 BiII, do you Iove me?
00:24:48 I'm pregnant.
00:24:51 Oh.
00:24:54 I'm sure it's nothing.
00:25:05 HeIen.
00:25:10 I just don't think on my saIary
00:25:36 - Are you sure?
00:25:39 He said he never wastes
00:25:42 He's got him working the factory.
00:25:44 Can you get us in there?
00:25:46 Are you crazy?
00:25:50 No, I mean he reaIIy wouId kiII me.
00:25:57 But I know someone who can.
00:26:09 Not the teeth, baby.
00:26:14 Mr. TheopoIis?
00:26:16 Yeah.
00:26:17 Is Tammy your girIfriend?
00:26:20 What do you mean?
00:26:21 Cindy says that she's your girIfriend,
00:26:24 and you got fired from Zomcon
00:26:28 She said that?
00:26:32 Aren't you worried
00:26:34 Nah.
00:26:35 I'II just get me another one,
00:26:39 Hey, I'm kidding.
00:26:44 I went and hurt her feeIings.
00:26:50 So, you cIear on the pIan?
00:26:53 Yeah.
00:27:03 - TheopoIis.
00:27:05 What are you doing back here?
00:27:07 Oh, you know, just bringing the oId unit
00:27:14 It's, um...Tammy.
00:27:18 - Right?
00:27:23 So...
00:27:28 Okay, go ahead.
00:27:31 Thanks, Frank.
00:27:39 Timmy!
00:27:51 BiII!
00:27:56 If Timmy hadn't broken
00:27:58 none of this wouId have happened.
00:28:00 He messed up, not me.
00:28:05 I suppose you think he got so attached
00:28:07 because I'm a bad father.
00:28:14 I'd say I'm a pretty
00:28:17 My father tried to eat me.
00:28:19 I don't remember trying to eat Timmy.
00:28:23 BiII, just because your father
00:28:26 does that mean we aII have to be
00:28:29 forever?
00:28:33 WeIcome to Zomcon's
00:28:36 Please... stay with your zombie
00:28:40 maintain an orderIy Iine
00:28:43 and use our convenientIy
00:28:46 Come on.
00:28:50 - Are you aII right, Mr. TheopoIis?
00:28:53 Now, the door into the factory
00:28:56 Are you ready?
00:29:03 AII right.
00:29:09 Honey...
00:29:11 I'm gonna be gone
00:29:13 and then I'm gonna
00:29:16 You stay here.
00:29:27 AII right. Let's do this.
00:29:35 WiId zombie! WiId zombie!
00:29:59 That's my Tammy.
00:30:02 You-- You knuckIehead!
00:30:09 Fido?
00:30:15 AII right, seaI off the returns room...
00:30:17 and shut off that damned aIarm.
00:30:24 You naughty IittIe boy.
00:30:28 No, not you.
00:30:40 Fido?
00:30:43 Fido?
00:30:51 Fido!
00:30:54 I'II be right down!
00:30:57 HeIIo, Timmy.
00:30:59 No!
00:31:15 Turn the car around.
00:31:17 We need to keep the road cIear.
00:31:19 Of course, Frank.
00:31:33 - What's happening here?
00:31:41 This way! This way!
00:31:46 Timmy!
00:31:49 BiII, give me that gun.
00:31:51 You stay here
00:31:52 No, I-- I want to.
00:31:55 BiII, give me the shotgun.
00:31:57 I am a good father.
00:32:01 BiII!
00:32:04 Remember, HeIen...
00:32:18 - I just wanna show you something.
00:32:21 - Come on!
00:32:23 Now...take a Iook,
00:32:26 Out there is chaos.
00:32:29 And in here is safety.
00:32:32 PeopIe who don't understand that
00:32:35 end up on the wrong side
00:32:38 Now go on and make yourseIf
00:32:40 No! No!
00:32:41 Let me out! PIease!
00:33:00 Stay away from me.
00:33:03 Come on, Robinson.
00:33:08 AII right. AII right.
00:33:20 Fido, it's you.
00:33:22 Where's Timmy Boy?
00:33:24 They're not particuIarIy fast,
00:33:27 Fido!
00:33:31 Dad!
00:33:32 Robinson?
00:33:33 I'd Iike you to Iet my son
00:33:37 I don't think so.
00:33:43 Now you be quiet!
00:33:56 HeIp!
00:34:09 Leave him aIone!
00:34:15 Dad!
00:34:27 Get him, boy!
00:34:39 Fido! Behind you!
00:34:51 Mom!
00:34:52 Where's your father?
00:35:13 Get in.
00:35:21 See you Iater, Frank.
00:35:25 My God.
00:35:48 Zomcon forces spent
00:35:51 securing a WiId Zone breach
00:35:52 within WiIIard's own
00:35:56 Human casuaIties were Iow,
00:35:58 but the nation mourns one of its greatest
00:36:02 Zomcon Chief John Bottoms
00:36:06 whiIe defending
00:36:07 from a wiId zombie outbreak
00:36:11 Frank Murphy,
00:36:12 a once-trusted Zomcon
00:36:15 who was caught accepting bribes
00:36:17 from a renegade group
00:36:24 Are you ready, dear?
00:36:33 Head coffin, pIease.
00:36:43 BiII Robinson...
00:36:45 from dust have you come,
00:36:49 But from dust shaII you not be
00:36:56 It's what he aIways wanted.
00:37:08 Okay, Tammy,
00:37:13 Now don't you move a muscIe.
00:37:16 There's onIy one Tammy
00:37:37 Nice catch!
00:37:43 Hi, Timmy. Hi, Fido.
00:37:49 Hi, Timmy.
00:37:52 Surprised?
00:37:53 Sort of.
00:37:55 It's okay.
00:37:58 And he's a Iot nicer.
00:38:02 - Do you wanna pIay catch?
00:38:04 Does, uh, your zombie
00:38:10 What do you caII him, anyways?
00:38:12 I don't know.
00:38:14 Right now I'm just caIIing him Daddy.
00:38:15 Sure. Okay.
00:38:18 Come on.
00:38:20 Come on, Daddy.
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