Fight Club

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00:02:03 Narrator:
00:02:05 if I know Tyler Durden.
00:02:07 Tyler: 3 minutes.
00:02:07 Tyler: 3 minutes.
00:02:08 This is it: ground zero.
00:02:11 Would you like to say a few
00:02:14 [Muffled]
00:02:15 Narrator: With a gun barrel
00:02:17 you speak only in vowels.
00:02:19 I can't think
00:02:20 For a second
00:02:22 about Tyler's whole
00:02:24 and I wonder
00:02:27 Tyler: Getting
00:02:29 That old saying,
00:02:30 how you always hurt
00:02:32 Well, it works both ways.
00:02:34 [Police Sirens]
00:02:35 We have front row seats
00:02:36 for this theater
00:02:38 The demolitions committee
00:02:41 wrapped the foundation
00:02:43 with blasting gelatin.
00:02:46 primary charges
00:02:48 and a few square blocks
00:02:50 will be reduced
00:02:52 I know this...
00:02:54 because Tyler knows this.
00:02:55 21/2.
00:02:57 Think of everything
00:02:59 And suddenly, I realize
00:03:02 the gun, the bombs,
00:03:05 has got something to do with
00:03:10 Bob. Bob had bitch-tits.
00:03:13 This was a support group for
00:03:17 The big moosey
00:03:19 that was Bob.
00:03:20 We're still men.
00:03:23 Yes, we're men.
00:03:25 Men is what we are.
00:03:27 8 months ago, Bob's
00:03:29 Then hormone therapy.
00:03:33 because his testosterone
00:03:35 and his body
00:03:37 And that was where I fit...
00:03:38 They're gonna have to
00:03:40 and drain the fluid.
00:03:41 Narrator: Between those huge,
00:03:43 that hung enormous the way
00:03:47 OK. You cry now.
00:03:50 No, wait. Back up.
00:03:54 For 6 months,
00:03:56 Echo: I couldn't sleep.
00:03:59 With insomnia,
00:04:01 Everything's far away.
00:04:04 Everything's a copy
00:04:12 When deep space
00:04:14 it'll be the corporations
00:04:17 the I.B.M. Stellarsphere,
00:04:19 the Microsoft Galaxy,
00:04:21 Planet Starbucks.
00:04:24 Gonna need you out of town
00:04:26 We got some
00:04:27 It must've been Tuesday.
00:04:29 He was wearing
00:04:31 You want me to deprioritize
00:04:33 until you advise
00:04:35 Make these your primary
00:04:37 Here's
00:04:38 Call me from the road
00:04:40 Narrator:
00:04:42 Must have had
00:04:46 Like so many others,
00:04:49 to the IKEA
00:04:51 Uh, yes. I'd like to order
00:04:55 Operator: Please hold.
00:04:56 If I saw something clever
00:04:57 like a little coffee table
00:05:01 I had to have it.
00:05:02 The Klipske
00:05:05 the Hovetrekke
00:05:08 or the Johannshamn sofa
00:05:10 with the Strinne green
00:05:12 Even the Rizlampa wire lamps
00:05:14 of environmentally friendly
00:05:17 I'd flip through catalogs
00:05:19 What kind of dining set
00:05:23 I had it all.
00:05:25 Even the glass dishes
00:05:26 with tiny bubbles
00:05:28 Proof that they were crafted
00:05:31 hard-working indigenous
00:05:33 Operator: Please hold.
00:05:34 Narrator: Wherever.
00:05:35 I was holding.
00:05:36 We used to read pornography.
00:05:39 Now it was
00:05:41 No, you can't
00:05:44 What about narcolepsy?
00:05:45 I nod off. I wake up
00:05:48 I have no idea
00:05:50 You need to lighten up.
00:05:52 Can you please just
00:05:54 Narrator: Red and blue Tuenols,
00:05:57 No. You need
00:06:02 Chew some Valerian root
00:06:08 Hey, come on.
00:06:11 You wanna see pain?
00:06:13 Swing by First Methodist
00:06:14 See the guys
00:06:18 That's pain.
00:06:27 Chorus: # La la la #
00:06:29 # La la la la la la #
00:06:35 I always wanted 3 kids,
00:06:37 2 boys and a girl.
00:06:39 Mindy wanted
00:06:43 We never could
00:06:46 Well, uh,
00:06:48 She had her first child
00:06:51 a girl.
00:06:53 With... With her, uh,
00:06:56 Man: [Whispering] Fuck.
00:06:59 Hey... Hey, thank God,
00:07:03 I'm... I'm glad for her.
00:07:05 Because she deserves it.
00:07:10 Group Leader: Aw.
00:07:12 Everyone, let's thank Thomas
00:07:16 All: Thank you, Thomas.
00:07:18 I look around this room,
00:07:22 and that gives me strength.
00:07:24 We give each other strength.
00:07:26 It's time
00:07:28 So let's all of us here
00:07:31 and really open ourselves up.
00:07:34 Would you find a partner?
00:07:38 Narrator: And this is how
00:07:40 Man: Come on.
00:07:43 His eyes already
00:07:48 knees together,
00:07:56 My name is Bob.
00:07:58 Bob.
00:07:59 Narrator: Bob had been
00:08:02 You know that
00:08:04 you see on late-night TV?
00:08:07 I was a juicer.
00:08:09 You know,
00:08:12 Diabonal and...
00:08:15 Wistrol.
00:08:18 on racehorses,
00:08:21 And now I'm bankrupt.
00:08:24 I'm divorced.
00:08:26 My 2 grown kids...
00:08:30 won't even return
00:08:33 Narrator: Strangers
00:08:35 make me go
00:08:40 Go ahead, Cornelius.
00:08:43 You can cry.
00:08:56 [Crying]
00:08:59 Narrator: And then,
00:09:02 I let go.
00:09:04 That's really good.
00:09:05 Lost in oblivion...
00:09:08 dark and silent
00:09:12 I found freedom.
00:09:14 Losing all hope was freedom.
00:09:18 It's OK.
00:09:23 Babies don't sleep
00:09:26 [Snores]
00:09:29 I became addicted.
00:09:44 Come on.
00:09:45 Narrator:
00:09:48 people always
00:09:50 Man: Welcome, Travis.
00:09:51 Second man: Welcome, Travis.
00:09:54 They cried harder...
00:09:56 then I cried harder.
00:10:04 [Group Murmurs]
00:10:06 Woman: Now we're going
00:10:09 the heart chakra.
00:10:11 Narrator:
00:10:13 I wasn't host to cancer
00:10:16 I was the warm little center
00:10:18 that the life of this world
00:10:21 that the life of this world
00:10:22 Imagine your pain
00:10:23 as a white ball
00:10:25 It moves over your body,
00:10:29 Now, keep this going.
00:10:33 and step forward
00:10:34 through the back door
00:10:37 Where does it lead?
00:10:39 To your cave.
00:10:42 Step forward
00:10:45 That's right.
00:10:47 You're going deeper
00:10:51 and you're going to find
00:10:56 [Coos]
00:10:58 Slide.
00:11:01 [Giggles]
00:11:11 Narrator:
00:11:14 and every evening,
00:11:17 Resurrected.
00:11:20 Bob loved me
00:11:23 my testicles
00:11:25 Being there...
00:11:27 pressed against his tits,
00:11:29 ready to cry.
00:11:31 This was my vacation.
00:11:37 And she ruined
00:11:41 This is cancer, right?
00:11:45 This chick Marla Singer
00:11:48 did not have
00:11:50 She was a liar.
00:11:52 She had no diseases at all.
00:11:55 I had seen her
00:11:56 my blood parasites group
00:11:59 Then at Hope, my bimonthly
00:12:02 And again at Seize the Day,
00:12:05 my tuberculosis
00:12:06 [Coughs Softly]
00:12:10 Marla, the big tourist.
00:12:13 Her lie reflected my lie,
00:12:16 and suddenly,
00:12:18 I couldn't cry.
00:12:20 So once again,
00:12:35 Next group,
00:12:38 after we open
00:12:40 when it's time to hug,
00:12:42 I'm gonna grab
00:12:43 Marla Singer
00:12:44 Marla, you liar!
00:12:47 I need this!
00:12:50 Narrator:
00:12:53 TV: Absolutely.
00:12:54 When you have insomnia,
00:12:55 you're never
00:12:58 and you're
00:13:03 Woman: To begin
00:13:04 Chloe would like
00:13:08 Oh, yeah... Chloe.
00:13:11 Chloe looked the way
00:13:12 Meryl Streep's skeleton
00:13:14 if you made it smile
00:13:16 being extra nice
00:13:19 Well,
00:13:21 but I don't know
00:13:24 That's as much
00:13:25 as anyone
00:13:27 But I've got
00:13:31 I no longer
00:13:32 any fear
00:13:37 But I am in
00:13:41 No one will have sex
00:13:45 I'm so close to the end,
00:13:46 and all I want is to get
00:13:50 I have pornographic movies
00:13:54 [Overmodulated]
00:13:56 Chloe...
00:13:57 Everyone, let's
00:14:00 [Audience Saying Thank You]
00:14:03 [Coughing]
00:14:05 Now, let's...
00:14:07 for guided meditation.
00:14:10 You're standing at
00:14:14 You step inside your cave,
00:14:18 Narrator: If I did
00:14:20 I'd name it Marla.
00:14:22 Marla...
00:14:24 the little scratch
00:14:26 that would heal if only
00:14:28 but you can't.
00:14:30 ...deeper
00:14:31 as you walk.
00:14:34 You feel the healing energy
00:14:36 all around you.
00:14:40 Now find your power animal.
00:14:46 Slide.
00:14:51 OK. Now let's partner up.
00:14:54 Pick someone special
00:15:03 Hey.
00:15:06 We need to talk.
00:15:07 Sure.
00:15:13 I'm onto you.
00:15:14 What?
00:15:15 Yeah. You're a faker.
00:15:16 You're not dying.
00:15:18 Sorry?
00:15:19 In the Tibetan philosophy,
00:15:22 I know we're all...
00:15:24 But you're not dying the way
00:15:28 So?
00:15:30 So you're a tourist.
00:15:32 OK? I've seen you.
00:15:34 saw you at melanoma,
00:15:35 saw you
00:15:37 I saw you at
00:15:39 I saw you
00:15:40 Practicing what?
00:15:42 Telling me off.
00:15:43 Is it going as well
00:15:46 "RUPERT"?
00:15:47 I'll expose you.
00:15:48 Go ahead.
00:15:50 Leader: All right,
00:15:51 Let yourselves cry.
00:15:59 [Crying Softly]
00:16:01 Oh, God, why
00:16:03 It's cheaper than a movie,
00:16:06 No, look...
00:16:07 this is important, OK?
00:16:09 These are my groups.
00:16:10 I've been coming here
00:16:11 Why do you do it?
00:16:14 I don't know.
00:16:15 When people think
00:16:16 man, they really,
00:16:18 instead of just...
00:16:19 Instead of just waiting
00:16:23 Yeah.
00:16:25 Yeah.
00:16:26 Share yourself... completely.
00:16:30 OK, you don't want
00:16:32 It becomes an addiction.
00:16:33 Really?
00:16:34 I'm not kidding.
00:16:35 I can't cry if there's
00:16:38 and I need this.
00:16:39 So you got to find
00:16:41 Candy stripe
00:16:43 It's not my problem.
00:16:47 Wait, wait, wait.
00:16:49 Whoa. Hold on.
00:16:51 We're gonna split up
00:16:52 You take lymphoma
00:16:54 You take
00:16:55 My smoking doesn't
00:16:57 - OK. Good. Fine.
00:16:59 Testicular cancer should be
00:17:01 Well, technically,
00:17:02 I have more right to
00:17:04 You still have
00:17:05 You're kidding.
00:17:06 I don't know. Am I?
00:17:08 No. No.
00:17:09 What do you want?
00:17:10 I'll take the parasites.
00:17:12 You can't have
00:17:13 but why don't you take
00:17:15 I want brain parasites.
00:17:16 I'll take
00:17:18 but I'm gonna take the
00:17:20 I want that.
00:17:21 You can't have
00:17:22 So far you have 4.
00:17:25 OK.
00:17:26 Take both the parasites.
00:17:29 Now we both have 3.
00:17:35 Hey, you left
00:17:37 [Tires Squealing]
00:17:40 [Horn Honking]
00:17:42 [Honks]
00:17:53 What, are you selling those?
00:17:55 What, are you selling those?
00:17:55 Yes! I'm selling
00:17:57 So,
00:17:58 we each have 3.
00:18:00 What about the seventh day?
00:18:02 Narrator: The girl
00:18:03 Thank you.
00:18:04 No. No, I...
00:18:05 I want bowel cancer.
00:18:08 That's your favorite, too?
00:18:09 Try to slip it by me, eh?
00:18:12 Look, we're gonna
00:18:13 Take the first and third
00:18:18 Deal.
00:18:22 Looks like
00:18:24 Well, let's not make a
00:18:26 How's this for not
00:18:31 [Door Opens]
00:18:33 Hey, Marla!
00:18:34 [Horn Honks]
00:18:35 Marla!
00:18:37 May-Maybe we should
00:18:40 Should we?
00:18:41 W-We might want
00:18:45 OK.
00:18:51 Narrator: This is how I met
00:18:53 [Humming]
00:18:55 Marla's philosophy of life
00:18:57 was that she might die
00:18:59 The tragedy, she said,
00:19:02 It doesn't have
00:19:03 Who are you,
00:19:04 Cornelius,
00:19:06 Travis,
00:19:07 any of the
00:19:09 you give each
00:19:13 You wake up
00:19:16 S.F.O...
00:19:17 L.A.X...
00:19:19 You wake up at O'Hare...
00:19:21 Dallas-Fort Worth...
00:19:23 B.W.I...
00:19:25 Pacific, mountain,
00:19:27 Lose an hour,
00:19:29 Check-in for that
00:19:30 for another 2 hours,
00:19:32 This is your life, and it's
00:19:36 You wake up at Air Harbor
00:19:39 P.A.: the aircraft has
00:19:41 If you wake up
00:19:42 in a different place,
00:19:44 could you wake up
00:19:48 Everywhere I travel,
00:19:50 tiny life...
00:19:51 single-serving sugar...
00:19:53 single-serving cream...
00:19:54 single pat of butter...
00:19:56 a microwave cordon-bleu
00:19:59 Shampoo-conditioner combos.
00:20:01 Sample package mouthwash,
00:20:06 The people I meet
00:20:09 they're single-serving
00:20:12 Between takeoff and landing,
00:20:15 but that's all we get.
00:20:17 Together: Welcome!
00:20:21 Narrator: On
00:20:22 the survival rate
00:20:25 I was a recall coordinator.
00:20:27 My job was
00:20:29 Here's where
00:20:30 went through
00:20:32 3 points.
00:20:33 Narrator: A new car
00:20:34 leaves somewhere traveling
00:20:37 The rear differential
00:20:39 The teenager's braces
00:20:40 are wrapped around
00:20:42 Might make
00:20:44 Narrator:
00:20:46 with everyone
00:20:47 Now, should we
00:20:50 The father
00:20:51 You see
00:20:52 has burned
00:20:54 the polyester shirt?
00:20:55 - Very modern art.
00:20:57 Narrator: Take the number of
00:21:00 multiply it by the probable
00:21:03 then multiply the result
00:21:04 by the average out-of-court
00:21:07 "A" times "B" times "C"
00:21:09 equals "X."
00:21:11 If "X" is less
00:21:14 we don't do one.
00:21:16 Are there a lot
00:21:18 of these kinds
00:21:20 You wouldn't believe.
00:21:23 Which car company
00:21:26 A major one.
00:21:30 Narrator: Every time the plane
00:21:32 on takeoff or landing,
00:21:34 I prayed for a crash
00:21:36 or a midair collision.
00:21:38 Anything.
00:21:43 [Screaming]
00:21:49 Life insurance
00:21:50 if you die
00:21:52 [Ding]
00:21:55 "If you are seated in an
00:21:58 Yeah...
00:21:59 "And you feel
00:22:01 or unwilling to
00:22:02 listed on
00:22:04 please ask
00:22:06 to reseat you."
00:22:08 It's a lot
00:22:10 Wanna switch seats?
00:22:13 No. I'm not sure
00:22:14 for that particular job.
00:22:16 An exit-door procedure
00:22:19 Mm-hmm.
00:22:21 The illusion of safety.
00:22:23 Yeah. I guess so.
00:22:26 You know why they put
00:22:28 So you can breathe.
00:22:30 Oxygen gets you high.
00:22:33 In a catastrophic
00:22:35 you're taking giant
00:22:38 Suddenly you become
00:22:40 You accept your fate.
00:22:43 It's all right here.
00:22:45 Emergency
00:22:47 600 miles an hour.
00:22:49 Blank faces,
00:22:50 calm as Hindu cows.
00:22:51 That's, um...
00:22:54 That's an interesting
00:22:59 What do you do?
00:23:01 What do you mean?
00:23:02 What do you do
00:23:03 Why? So you can pretend
00:23:07 [Laughs]
00:23:09 OK.
00:23:10 You have a kind of
00:23:12 in your laugh.
00:23:16 We have
00:23:20 Soap.
00:23:22 Sorry?
00:23:23 I make
00:23:26 the yardstick
00:23:29 Narrator: And this is
00:23:30 "Tyler Durden."
00:23:32 Did you know, if you
00:23:34 of gasoline and frozen
00:23:36 you can make napalm?
00:23:38 No, I did not know that.
00:23:40 That's right.
00:23:41 One can make all kinds
00:23:43 using simple
00:23:44 Really?
00:23:46 If one were
00:23:52 Tyler, you are, by far,
00:23:55 "single-serving" friend
00:23:57 See, obviously,
00:23:59 everything on a plane
00:24:01 Oh, I get it.
00:24:04 Thank you.
00:24:05 How's that working out
00:24:08 What?
00:24:09 Being clever.
00:24:10 Great.
00:24:13 Keep it up, then.
00:24:15 Right up.
00:24:17 Now a question
00:24:19 As I pass,
00:24:20 do I give you the ass
00:24:29 Narrator: How I came
00:24:32 airlines have this policy
00:24:43 Was... Was it ticking?
00:24:44 Actually, throwers don't
00:24:47 'cause modern bombs
00:24:48 Sorry. "Throwers"?
00:24:50 Baggage handlers.
00:24:51 But when a suitcase
00:24:54 then the thrower's
00:24:57 My suitcase... was vibrating?
00:24:59 9 times out of 10,
00:25:01 but every once
00:25:07 [Whispering]
00:25:10 Of course,
00:25:12 never to imply
00:25:13 in the event
00:25:15 We have to use
00:25:16 a dildo.
00:25:17 Never your dildo.
00:25:21 I don't own a...
00:25:25 Narrator: I had everything
00:25:27 my CK shirts,
00:25:29 my DKNY shoes,
00:25:30 my AX ties.
00:25:33 Never mind.
00:25:36 Man: Hey! That's my car!
00:25:41 [Police Radio Chatter]
00:25:43 [Siren]
00:25:46 Home was a condo
00:25:49 of a filing cabinet for widows
00:25:52 The walls
00:25:54 A foot of concrete's
00:25:56 when your next-door neighbor
00:25:58 and has to watch game shows
00:26:01 Or when a volcanic blast
00:26:02 and debris that used to be your
00:26:05 blows out of your
00:26:07 and sails flaming
00:26:09 [Helicopter Circling]
00:26:15 I suppose
00:26:30 There's nothing up there.
00:26:33 You can't go
00:26:35 Police orders.
00:26:45 Do you have somebody
00:26:48 Narrator: How embarrassing.
00:26:50 A house full of condiments
00:27:02 The police would
00:27:04 that the pilot light
00:27:06 letting out just
00:27:10 That gas could have
00:27:12 1,700 square feet
00:27:15 for days and days.
00:27:24 Then the refrigerator's
00:27:26 [Telephone Ringing]
00:27:28 Marla: Yeah?
00:27:34 I can hear you
00:27:45 If you asked me now,
00:27:47 I couldn't tell you
00:27:56 [Telephone Ringing
00:28:19 [Ring]
00:28:24 [Ring]
00:28:29 [Ring]
00:28:31 Hello?
00:28:33 Man: Who's this?
00:28:34 [Potato Chips Crunching]
00:28:36 Tyler?
00:28:37 Who is this?
00:28:39 Um, ahem, we met
00:28:42 We had the same
00:28:44 [Crunching]
00:28:45 Uh, the clever guy.
00:28:47 Oh, yeah. Right. OK?
00:28:51 I called
00:28:53 There was no answer.
00:28:55 Yeah. I star-69ed you.
00:28:57 I never pick up my phone.
00:28:59 [Crunching]
00:29:00 So, what's up, man?
00:29:02 Uh, well...
00:29:05 you're not gonna
00:29:10 Tyler: You know, man,
00:29:12 A woman could
00:29:13 while you're sleeping
00:29:14 and toss it
00:29:16 of a moving car.
00:29:17 There's always that.
00:29:18 I don't know,
00:29:20 when you buy furniture,
00:29:22 you tell yourself,
00:29:23 That's the last sofa
00:29:25 Whatever else happens,
00:29:26 I've got that
00:29:28 I had it all.
00:29:30 I had a stereo
00:29:32 a wardrobe that was getting
00:29:34 I was close
00:29:38 Shit, man.
00:29:39 All gone.
00:29:40 Hmm. All gone.
00:29:45 Do you know
00:29:47 Comforter.
00:29:48 It's a blanket.
00:29:50 Just a blanket.
00:29:51 Why do guys
00:29:53 know what
00:29:54 Is this essential
00:29:56 in the hunter-gatherer
00:29:58 No.
00:29:59 What are we, then?
00:30:02 We're, uh, you know,
00:30:05 Right. We're consumers.
00:30:06 We are by-products of
00:30:10 Murder, crime, poverty...
00:30:12 these things
00:30:14 What concerns me are
00:30:17 television
00:30:20 some guy's name
00:30:22 Rogaine, Viagra,
00:30:24 Martha Stewart.
00:30:25 Fuck Martha Stewart.
00:30:27 Martha's polishing the brass
00:30:29 It's all going down, man.
00:30:31 So fuck off
00:30:33 and Strinne green
00:30:36 I say,
00:30:38 I say,
00:30:40 I say, let's...
00:30:42 Let the chips
00:30:47 But that's me,
00:30:49 Maybe it's a terrible
00:30:51 No. It's just stuff.
00:30:53 It's not a tragedy,
00:30:54 Well, you did lose
00:30:55 a lot of versatile solutions
00:30:58 Fuck. You're right.
00:30:59 No. I don't smoke.
00:31:04 My insurance is probably
00:31:10 What?
00:31:12 The things you own
00:31:19 But do what
00:31:21 [Sigh]
00:31:22 Oh, it's late.
00:31:23 Hey, thanks
00:31:25 Yeah, man.
00:31:27 I should find
00:31:30 Oh.
00:31:31 What?
00:31:32 What?
00:31:33 A hotel.
00:31:34 Yeah.
00:31:35 Just ask, man.
00:31:36 What are you
00:31:39 Oh, God.
00:31:40 3 pitchers of beer,
00:31:41 and you still
00:31:45 What?
00:31:46 You called me 'cause you
00:31:48 Oh, hey, no, no, no.
00:31:49 Yes, you did.
00:31:51 Cut the foreplay
00:31:56 Would that
00:31:58 Is it a problem
00:32:01 Can I stay
00:32:03 Yeah.
00:32:05 Thanks.
00:32:10 I want you
00:32:13 Yeah, sure.
00:32:14 I want you to hit me
00:32:17 What?
00:32:19 I want you to hit me
00:32:23 Narrator: Let me tell you
00:32:24 about Tyler Durden.
00:32:26 Tyler was a night person.
00:32:28 While the rest of us
00:32:29 he worked.
00:32:31 He had one part-time job
00:32:34 See, a movie doesn't come
00:32:36 It comes on a few.
00:32:37 So someone has to be there
00:32:39 at the exact moment
00:32:42 and the next one begins.
00:32:43 If you look for it,
00:32:45 come into the upper right-hand
00:32:47 [Beep]
00:32:48 In the industry,
00:32:49 we call them
00:32:51 That's the cue
00:32:53 He flips the projectors,
00:32:54 the movie keeps
00:32:56 and nobody in the audience
00:32:58 Why would anyone want
00:33:00 Because it affords him other
00:33:03 Because it affords him other
00:33:03 Like splicing single frames
00:33:05 into family films.
00:33:07 So when the snooty cat
00:33:09 with the celebrity voices
00:33:11 meet for the first time
00:33:13 that's when you'll
00:33:14 of Tyler's contribution
00:33:16 [Characters On Screen
00:33:19 [Woman Moans]
00:33:20 [Merry Song Continues]
00:33:23 Nobody knows
00:33:25 but they did.
00:33:26 A nice big cock.
00:33:31 [Crying]
00:33:33 Even a hummingbird couldn't
00:33:41 Tyler also works sometimes
00:33:44 at the luxurious
00:33:50 [Urinating]
00:33:51 He was the guerilla
00:33:53 of the food service
00:33:55 Do not watch.
00:33:56 I cannot go
00:33:58 Apart from seasoning
00:34:00 he farted on meringues,
00:34:01 sneezed
00:34:03 And as for the cream
00:34:04 well...
00:34:05 Go ahead, tell them.
00:34:07 You get the idea.
00:34:09 What do you want me to do?
00:34:11 Come on. Do me
00:34:12 Why?
00:34:13 Why? I don't know why.
00:34:15 I've never been in a fight.
00:34:16 No, but that's
00:34:17 No, it is not.
00:34:18 How much can you
00:34:19 if you've never
00:34:21 I don't wanna die
00:34:22 So, come on, hit me
00:34:24 God, this is crazy.
00:34:27 So go crazy.
00:34:29 Hey, I don't know
00:34:31 I don't, either,
00:34:33 No one's watching.
00:34:35 Wait. This is crazy.
00:34:37 That's right.
00:34:39 What, like,
00:34:41 Surprise me.
00:34:45 This is so
00:34:56 Ohh!
00:34:57 Motherfucker!
00:35:00 You hit me
00:35:02 Well, Jesus,
00:35:04 Ow! Christ!
00:35:06 Why the ear, man?
00:35:07 Aw, I fucked it up.
00:35:09 No. That was perfect.
00:35:10 Ohh! Uhh!
00:35:22 Nah, it's all right.
00:35:26 That really hurts.
00:35:27 Right.
00:35:30 Hit me again.
00:35:32 [Laughing]
00:35:33 No. You hit me.
00:35:34 Come on.
00:35:51 We should do this
00:36:07 Where's your car?
00:36:08 What car?
00:36:09 [Belches]
00:36:20 Narrator: I don't know how
00:36:22 but he said
00:36:24 It looked like it was
00:36:27 Most of the windows
00:36:30 There was no lock
00:36:32 from when the police
00:36:35 The stairs
00:36:37 I didn't know if he owned it
00:36:40 Neither would have
00:36:43 Yeah. That's you.
00:36:45 That's me.
00:36:46 That's the toilet.
00:36:48 Good?
00:36:49 Yeah. Thanks.
00:36:51 Narrator: What a shithole.
00:36:53 [Springs Clang]
00:36:55 Nothing worked.
00:36:56 [Water Pipes Rumble]
00:36:58 Turning on one light
00:36:59 meant another light
00:37:02 There were no neighbors,
00:37:04 just some warehouses
00:37:06 that fart smell of steam,
00:37:08 the hamster cage smell
00:37:10 After work tomorrow,
00:37:12 Hey. What have
00:37:29 Hey, guys.
00:37:30 Hey.
00:37:31 It's cool.
00:37:33 Ohh!
00:37:34 [Whistling
00:37:42 Every time it rained,
00:37:46 By the end
00:37:48 I didn't miss TV.
00:37:50 I didn't even mind the warm,
00:38:06 Can I be next?
00:38:13 All right, man.
00:38:14 Lose the tie.
00:38:18 [Ricocheting
00:38:19 Ooh!
00:38:21 Narrator: At night,
00:38:23 for a half a mile
00:38:27 [Clang]
00:38:31 Rain trickled down
00:38:33 and the light fixtures.
00:38:35 Everything wooden
00:38:37 Everywhere were rusted nails
00:38:41 The previous occupant had been
00:38:44 Hey, man, what
00:38:46 Listen to this.
00:38:47 It's an article
00:38:49 in the first person.
00:38:50 "I am Jack's
00:38:53 Without me, Jack
00:38:55 his heart rate,
00:38:57 There's a whole series
00:39:00 "I am Jill's nipples."
00:39:02 "I am Jack's colon."
00:39:04 Yeah. "I get cancer.
00:39:08 Whoa... Ohh!
00:39:10 Narrator: After fighting,
00:39:12 everything else in your life
00:39:14 [Muted Complaining]
00:39:17 What?
00:39:18 You could deal
00:39:20 Have you finished
00:39:26 Tyler: If you could
00:39:27 who would you fight?
00:39:29 I'd fight my boss,
00:39:31 Really?
00:39:33 Yeah. Why, who would
00:39:35 I'd fight my dad.
00:39:36 I don't know my dad.
00:39:38 I mean, I know him,
00:39:40 but he left when I was,
00:39:43 married this other woman
00:39:46 He, like, did this
00:39:47 He goes to a new city
00:39:50 Fucker should open up
00:39:54 My dad never
00:39:56 so it was real
00:39:58 That sounds familiar.
00:39:59 So I graduate, I call
00:40:01 I say, "Dad, now what?"
00:40:05 Same here.
00:40:06 Now I'm 25.
00:40:07 I make
00:40:08 I say, "Dad, now what?"
00:40:11 He says, "I don't know.
00:40:13 Eh, I mean...
00:40:15 I can't get married.
00:40:16 [Thunder]
00:40:18 I'm a 30-year-old boy.
00:40:19 We're a generation
00:40:21 raised by women.
00:40:22 I'm wondering
00:40:25 is really
00:40:32 Narrator: Most of the week,
00:40:35 [Whistling]
00:40:37 But every Saturday night,
00:40:38 But every Saturday night,
00:40:39 we were finding
00:40:41 We were finding out
00:40:43 that we were not alone.
00:40:47 Man: Who turned
00:40:49 It used to be
00:40:50 that when I came home
00:40:52 I'd just clean my condo,
00:40:53 polish
00:40:55 I should've been looking
00:40:58 I should've been haggling
00:41:01 I should've been upset about my
00:41:04 But I wasn't.
00:41:06 The basic premise
00:41:07 of cyber-netting
00:41:09 is make things
00:41:11 Narrator: Monday mornings,
00:41:12 was think about
00:41:13 Can I get the icon
00:41:16 Absolutely.
00:41:18 Efficiency is priority
00:41:21 because waste
00:41:24 I showed this already
00:41:25 You liked it,
00:41:31 Narrator: You can swallow
00:41:33 before you get sick.
00:41:35 It was right
00:41:38 Tyler and I
00:41:40 It was on the tip
00:41:42 Tyler and I just
00:41:53 [Loud Rock Music Playing]
00:41:56 Come on, people,
00:42:19 Turn off the jukebox.
00:42:43 [Someone Spits]
00:42:45 Narrator: Every week,
00:42:47 that he and I decided.
00:42:48 Gentlemen, welcome
00:42:55 The first rule
00:42:56 you do not talk
00:42:59 The second rule
00:43:02 you do not talk
00:43:06 Third rule of Fight Club...
00:43:07 Someone yells "Stop!"
00:43:11 the fight is over.
00:43:12 Fourth rule...
00:43:14 Only 2 guys to a fight.
00:43:16 Fifth rule...
00:43:17 One fight at a time,
00:43:20 [Laughter]
00:43:21 Sixth rule...
00:43:23 Seventh rule...
00:43:25 Fights will go on
00:43:29 And the eighth
00:43:32 If this is your first night
00:43:36 you have to fight.
00:43:38 [Loud Shouting, Cheering]
00:43:42 Narrator: This kid from work,
00:43:44 couldn't remember
00:43:46 with blue ink or black...
00:43:49 Come on, man!
00:43:50 But Ricky was a god
00:43:52 when the trounced the maitre d'
00:43:57 Sometimes,
00:43:59 were the flat, hard
00:44:01 over the yelling...
00:44:05 or the wet choke when
00:44:08 and sprayed...
00:44:09 Stop!
00:44:11 You weren't alive anywhere
00:44:14 But Fight Club
00:44:15 in the hours between
00:44:17 and when Fight Club ends.
00:44:19 Even if I could tell someone
00:44:22 I wouldn't be talking
00:44:24 Who you were
00:44:26 is not who you were
00:44:28 The guy who came to Fight Club
00:44:31 his ass
00:44:33 After a few weeks,
00:44:35 he was carved
00:44:36 If you could fight
00:44:38 who would you fight?
00:44:40 Alive or dead?
00:44:41 It doesn't matter.
00:44:44 Hemingway.
00:44:45 You?
00:44:48 Shatner.
00:44:49 I'd fight
00:44:53 Narrator: We all started
00:44:56 Everywhere we went,
00:44:57 we were sizing things up.
00:45:04 I felt sorry for guys
00:45:06 trying to look like
00:45:09 or Tommy Hilfiger
00:45:11 Is that what a man
00:45:12 [Laughing]
00:45:14 Ahh. Self-improvement
00:45:17 And self-destruction.
00:45:19 Excuse me.
00:45:21 [Screaming]
00:45:32 Kick his ass!
00:45:33 Hit him again, man!
00:45:55 Fight Club wasn't about
00:45:58 It wasn't about words.
00:46:03 The hysterical shouting
00:46:06 like in
00:46:13 - Is that it?
00:46:14 When the fight
00:46:16 nothing was solved,
00:46:18 but nothing mattered.
00:46:20 Hey, cool.
00:46:23 Narrator: Afterwards,
00:46:27 Hey, man, how
00:46:29 How about next month?
00:46:31 I hear you.
00:46:32 Irwin, you're
00:46:33 New guy. You, too.
00:46:37 Narrator: Sometimes,
00:46:39 He fell down
00:46:41 I fell down
00:46:46 Fight Club became the reason
00:46:49 or trim your fingernails.
00:46:51 OK. Any
00:46:54 I'd fight Gandhi.
00:46:57 Good answer.
00:46:58 How about you?
00:46:59 Lincoln.
00:47:00 Lincoln?
00:47:02 Mm.
00:47:03 Big guy, big reach.
00:47:04 Skinny guys fight
00:47:07 Fuck.
00:47:10 Hey. Even the Mona Lisa's
00:47:18 [Ring]
00:47:22 Hello.
00:47:24 Marla: Where have
00:47:25 the last 8 weeks?
00:47:27 Marla?
00:47:28 [Chop Socky Yell]
00:47:31 How'd you find me?
00:47:33 You left that
00:47:34 I haven't seen you
00:47:37 We split them up.
00:47:38 That was the idea,
00:47:40 Yeah, but you haven't
00:47:43 How do you know?
00:47:45 I cheated.
00:47:47 I found a new one.
00:47:49 Really?
00:47:51 It's for men only.
00:47:52 Like the testicle thing?
00:47:53 Waaah!
00:47:58 Look, this is a bad time.
00:47:59 I've been going
00:48:02 You wanna see some
00:48:04 I'm just on my way out.
00:48:05 Me, too.
00:48:06 I've got a stomachful
00:48:07 I took what was left
00:48:10 It might have been
00:48:12 Narrator: Just picture
00:48:14 throw herself around
00:48:16 But this isn't a
00:48:18 This is probably one of
00:48:21 Narrator: This could
00:48:22 So you're staying in
00:48:24 Do you wanna wait
00:48:25 and hear me
00:48:27 Do you wanna listen
00:48:28 and see if my spirit
00:48:33 Have you ever heard
00:49:02 Narrator:
00:49:04 I'd been living here
00:49:06 and Tyler's door
00:49:09 [Footsteps On Stairs]
00:49:13 You won't believe this dream
00:49:16 Yeah, I can hardly believe
00:49:25 [Gargling]
00:49:27 [Chuckles]
00:49:28 What... What are you
00:49:34 What?
00:49:35 This is my house. What are
00:49:40 Fuck you.
00:49:55 Ha ha! Ohh...
00:49:57 Oh, you got some fucked-up
00:50:00 [Chuckling]
00:50:01 Limber, though...
00:50:03 silly coos.
00:50:06 So, I come in last night.
00:50:08 Guess who's
00:50:10 Narrator: I already knew the story
00:50:16 Have you ever heard
00:50:18 Do you think it'll
00:50:21 Or will it just be
00:50:25 [Coughs]
00:50:29 Prepare...
00:50:34 Marla, Continuing:
00:50:36 8...
00:50:37 Now, how could Tyler,
00:50:40 think it was a bad thing that
00:50:44 Marla: 5...
00:50:46 4...
00:50:48 3... Oh, hang on.
00:50:55 You got here fast.
00:50:59 Did I call you?
00:51:03 Huh?
00:51:05 Hey.
00:51:12 The mattress is all sealed
00:51:16 [Rattling]
00:51:18 Oh, don't worry.
00:51:21 [Siren]
00:51:24 Oh, fuck.
00:51:25 Somebody called the cops.
00:51:27 [Voices Over Police Radio]
00:51:40 Hey, where's 513?
00:51:41 End of the hall.
00:51:44 You know, the girl
00:51:45 used to be a charming,
00:51:47 She's lost faith
00:51:50 Miss Singer!
00:51:51 She's a monster.
00:51:53 You have every
00:51:54 She's infectious
00:51:57 Miss Singer!
00:51:58 Good luck
00:52:06 If I fall asleep,
00:52:11 You're gonna have to
00:52:14 all... night.
00:52:16 Un-fucking-believable.
00:52:19 Narrator: He was obviously
00:52:21 You know what I mean.
00:52:24 No, I didn't.
00:52:25 Never?
00:52:26 No.
00:52:29 You're not into her,
00:52:30 No! God, not at all.
00:52:33 Narrator: I am Jack's
00:52:35 Are you sure?
00:52:37 Believe me, I'm sure.
00:52:39 Narrator: Put a gun
00:52:40 and paint the walls
00:52:42 That's good,
00:52:43 posing
00:52:44 Stay away
00:52:46 [Chuckling]
00:52:48 And the shit that came out
00:52:50 I ain't never heard.
00:52:51 My God.
00:52:52 I haven't been fucked
00:52:56 Uhh!
00:52:57 Narrator: How could
00:52:59 The night before last,
00:53:01 sex organs
00:53:02 Marla doesn't
00:53:04 She needs
00:53:05 She needs a wash. And she's
00:53:08 Narrator: She invaded
00:53:10 Now she'd invaded my home.
00:53:11 Hey, hey.
00:53:18 Now, listen. Can't have you
00:53:20 Why would I talk
00:53:22 You say anything about me
00:53:24 to her or to anybody,
00:53:27 Now, promise me.
00:53:29 OK.
00:53:30 You promise?
00:53:31 - Yeah, I promise.
00:53:33 I just said
00:53:34 That's 3 times
00:53:38 Narrator: If only I had wasted
00:53:40 and gone to watch
00:53:42 none of this
00:53:44 Marla: Unhh!
00:53:47 Unhh!
00:53:48 [Loud Thumping]
00:53:49 Yeah! Oh!
00:53:51 Yeah! Ooh! Aah!
00:53:53 Aah! Ohh! Aah!
00:53:56 [Tyler And Marla
00:53:59 I could've moved
00:54:02 on the third floor, where
00:54:05 Marla: Oh, baby!
00:54:06 But I didn't.
00:54:12 [Marla Moaning
00:54:14 [Thumping And Moaning]
00:54:16 Ohh!
00:54:17 Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!
00:54:21 Ohh! Ohh! Aaahh!
00:54:23 Aah! Aah! Aah!
00:54:25 [Screaming And Thumping]
00:54:26 - Aah! Ohhh! Ohh!
00:54:29 [Rattling]
00:54:30 Marla: Ohh!
00:54:32 What are you doin'?
00:54:34 Just goin' to bed.
00:54:36 [Marla Moans]
00:54:37 Want to
00:54:39 Uhh... oh!
00:54:40 [Clattering]
00:54:41 No.
00:54:42 No, thank you.
00:54:43 Marla: I found
00:54:45 Who are you
00:54:47 Shut up.
00:54:48 I became the calm little
00:54:51 [Moaning
00:54:53 I was the Zen master.
00:54:54 Tyler: Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!
00:55:00 I wrote little haiku poems.
00:55:02 I e-mailed them to everyone.
00:55:05 Is that your blood?
00:55:09 Some of it, yeah.
00:55:11 You can't smoke
00:55:12 [Snickers]
00:55:13 Take the rest
00:55:16 Come back Monday
00:55:18 Get yourself together.
00:55:20 Narrator: I got right in
00:55:23 Yes, these are bruises
00:55:25 Yes, I'm comfortable with that.
00:55:27 I... am enlightened.
00:55:32 You give up
00:55:33 give up all your
00:55:36 go live
00:55:38 in a toxic waste
00:55:40 and you have to
00:55:43 Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!
00:55:44 [Telephone Rings]
00:55:47 [Tyler And Marla
00:55:50 Marla: Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!
00:55:52 [Ring]
00:55:54 Hello?
00:55:55 Yes. This is
00:55:57 with the Arson Unit.
00:55:59 We have
00:56:00 about the incident
00:56:03 Yes?
00:56:04 I don't know
00:56:05 but it seems that
00:56:07 into your front door
00:56:09 then tapped it with a chisel
00:56:12 No, I wasn't aware
00:56:14 Narrator:
00:56:16 Does this sound
00:56:18 Uh, yes, sir.
00:56:20 The dynamite...
00:56:21 Dynamite?
00:56:22 left a residue
00:56:23 of ammonium oxylate
00:56:26 Do you know
00:56:28 No. What
00:56:30 It means it was
00:56:33 I'm sorry.
00:56:34 as quite a shock
00:56:36 See, whoever set
00:56:38 could've blown out
00:56:40 days before
00:56:42 The gas was
00:56:44 Who would go and do
00:56:45 I'll ask the questions.
00:56:46 Tell him.
00:56:49 who destroyed my property
00:56:52 Detective: Excuse me.
00:56:53 No, I am listening.
00:56:55 what to make
00:56:57 Have you recently made
00:56:59 who might have access
00:57:01 - Enemies?
00:57:02 assumption of civilization,
00:57:04 especially the importance
00:57:06 Detective:
00:57:07 Yes, I know
00:57:09 I mean that.
00:57:10 Yes,
00:57:11 Look, nobody takes this
00:57:14 That condo was my life.
00:57:17 OK? I loved every stick
00:57:21 That was not just
00:57:23 that got destroyed.
00:57:24 It was me!
00:57:25 Narrator: I'd like
00:57:27 Is this not
00:57:28 Just tell him
00:57:30 Shhh!
00:57:31 Tell him you
00:57:33 That's what
00:57:35 Are you still there?
00:57:37 Wait. Are you saying
00:57:39 No, no. I may need to talk
00:57:42 so how about you just lettin' me
00:57:44 OK?
00:57:45 OK.
00:57:50 Narrator: Except
00:57:51 Tyler and Marla were
00:57:54 My parents pulled this
00:57:57 The condom is the glass slipper
00:58:01 You slip one on
00:58:04 You... dance
00:58:06 Then you
00:58:09 The condom, I mean.
00:58:12 What?
00:58:14 [Chuckles]
00:58:19 I got this dress
00:58:22 It was worth
00:58:24 It's a bridesmaid's dress.
00:58:28 Someone loved it...
00:58:30 for one day...
00:58:33 then tossed it.
00:58:36 Like a Christmas tree...
00:58:39 so special...
00:58:41 then... bam...
00:58:44 it's on the side
00:58:47 tinsel still
00:58:51 like a sex crime victim...
00:58:54 underwear inside out...
00:58:56 bound with electrical tape.
00:58:58 Well, then it suits you.
00:59:01 You can borrow it
00:59:08 [Marla Clumps
00:59:10 Get rid of her.
00:59:12 Why can't you
00:59:14 Don't mention me.
00:59:15 Narrator:
00:59:17 passing messages
00:59:23 I really think it's time
00:59:24 Don't worry.
00:59:26 Not that we don't love
00:59:27 You are such
00:59:28 I can't even begin
00:59:32 # Gotta get off #
00:59:35 Thanks. Bye.
00:59:36 # Gotta get off
00:59:43 [Continues Singing,
00:59:47 # Gotta get on where #
00:59:49 [Chuckling]
00:59:51 You kids.
00:59:52 Wh... Why do you still
00:59:58 I'll say this
01:00:00 at least she's tryin'
01:00:02 What, and I'm not?
01:00:03 Stickin' feathers
01:00:04 does not make you
01:00:07 What are we doin' tonight?
01:00:08 - Tonight?
01:00:10 We make soap.
01:00:12 Really.
01:00:13 To make soap,
01:00:35 The salt balance
01:00:37 so the best fat for making
01:00:41 Wait.
01:00:42 A liposuction clinic.
01:00:52 Aha! Pay dirt.
01:00:54 The richest, creamiest fat
01:00:57 Fat of the land.
01:01:06 Come on.
01:01:11 Oh, God! Oh!
01:01:13 Get another one.
01:01:21 As the fat renders, the tallows
01:01:23 Like in Boy Scouts.
01:01:25 I can imagine you
01:01:28 Keep stirrin'.
01:01:32 Once the tallow hardens,
01:01:33 we skim off
01:01:35 If you were to add nitric
01:01:38 If you were then to add
01:01:39 and a dash of sawdust,
01:01:42 Yeah, with enough soap,
01:01:44 we could blow up
01:01:46 Narrator: Tyler was full
01:01:48 Now, ancient peoples found
01:01:50 when they washed them at a
01:01:52 - You know why?
01:01:58 Human sacrifices
01:01:59 on the hills
01:02:01 Bodies burned. Water seeped
01:02:03 to create lye.
01:02:05 This is lye,
01:02:07 Once it mixed with the
01:02:09 a thick, white,
01:02:10 crept into the river.
01:02:19 [Loud Kiss]
01:02:21 What is this?
01:02:22 This... is chemical burn.
01:02:24 Uh... Aah! Aah!
01:02:25 It'll hurt more than
01:02:27 and you will have
01:02:28 Narrator: If meditation worked for
01:02:32 Stay with the pain.
01:02:34 No, no! Oh, God!
01:02:35 Look at your hand.
01:02:37 The first soap was made
01:02:38 like the first monkey
01:02:40 Without pain,
01:02:42 we would have nothin'.
01:02:43 I tried not to think of the
01:02:46 Stop it!
01:02:48 This is your burning
01:02:49 I'm going to my cave.
01:02:50 I'm going to my cave
01:02:52 No! Don't deal with it the way
01:02:55 Come on!
01:02:56 I get the point!
01:02:57 No. What you're feeling
01:03:04 This is the greatest moment
01:03:06 and you're off
01:03:09 Shut up.
01:03:10 Our fathers were
01:03:12 If our fathers bailed,
01:03:13 what does that
01:03:15 No, no.
01:03:16 Listen to me.
01:03:18 You have to consider
01:03:20 that God
01:03:22 He never wanted you.
01:03:23 In all probability,
01:03:25 This is not the worst thing
01:03:27 We don't need Him.
01:03:29 We don't! I agree!
01:03:30 Fuck damnation, man.
01:03:32 We are God's
01:03:34 So be it!
01:03:35 [Shouting
01:03:36 Listen! You can run
01:03:38 to make it worse, or...
01:03:40 or you can use vinegar
01:03:43 Please let me have
01:03:44 First you have to
01:03:46 First you have to know,
01:03:49 know that someday
01:03:52 You don't know
01:03:54 [Sobbing]
01:03:59 It's only after
01:04:00 that we're free
01:04:04 OK.
01:04:21 Congratulations.
01:04:22 You're one step closer
01:04:27 Narrator: Tyler sold his soap
01:04:30 at $20 a bar.
01:04:31 God knows
01:04:33 This is
01:04:36 Why, thank you,
01:04:37 Narrator:
01:04:39 We were selling rich women
01:04:40 their own fat asses
01:04:44 He was wearing
01:04:46 I didn't even wear a tie
01:04:48 "The first rule
01:04:50 is you don't talk
01:04:52 Narrator:
01:04:54 I must've left the original
01:04:55 "The second rule of Fight Club..."
01:04:58 Huh?
01:05:00 Pretend you're me.
01:05:01 Make a managerial
01:05:03 You find this.
01:05:11 Well, I gotta tell ya...
01:05:13 I'd be very, very careful
01:05:16 Because the person
01:05:18 is dangerous.
01:05:20 And this buttoned-down,
01:05:23 might just snap
01:05:24 and then stalk
01:05:27 with an Armilade AR-10
01:05:31 semi-automatic weapon,
01:05:32 pumping round
01:05:34 into colleagues
01:05:38 This might be someone
01:05:41 someone very...
01:05:44 Narrator: Tyler's words
01:05:49 And I used to be
01:05:51 Maybe you shouldn't bring me
01:05:53 you happen to pick up.
01:05:55 [Telephone Rings]
01:05:58 Liability.
01:06:00 My tit's gonna rot off.
01:06:04 Will you excuse me?
01:06:11 What're you talking about?
01:06:13 I need you to check and see
01:06:15 Go to a hospital.
01:06:17 I can't afford to throw money
01:06:21 I don't know
01:06:22 Please?
01:06:24 Narrator: She didn't
01:06:26 I'm neutral in her book.
01:06:30 That's nice.
01:06:31 Taking food
01:06:33 Hannaburr,
01:06:35 Who are they...
01:06:36 Tragically,
01:06:38 I'm alive,
01:06:40 You want any?
01:06:41 No. No.
01:06:42 I got one for you.
01:06:43 Thanks for the thought.
01:06:46 What happened
01:06:49 Uh... nothin'.
01:06:51 Right there.
01:06:52 Uhh.
01:06:54 Feel anything?
01:06:56 No.
01:06:57 Well, make sure.
01:07:00 OK, I'm...
01:07:02 You feel nothing.
01:07:03 No. Nothing.
01:07:07 Well, that's a relief.
01:07:09 Thank you.
01:07:11 Uh, um...
01:07:13 I wish I could
01:07:15 There's not a lot of breast cancer
01:07:17 Could check
01:07:18 I think I'm OK.
01:07:21 Well, thanks, anyway.
01:07:28 Are we done?
01:07:29 Yeah, we're done.
01:07:49 Cornelius?
01:07:52 Cornelius!
01:07:54 It's me...
01:07:55 Bob!
01:07:57 Hey... Bob.
01:08:00 Hey. Uhh!
01:08:02 We all thought
01:08:03 No, no. Still here.
01:08:05 How are you, Bob?
01:08:07 Better than I've ever been
01:08:09 Really. You still
01:08:12 No, no. I got somethin'
01:08:14 Really.
01:08:17 Well...
01:08:19 first rule is...
01:08:21 I'm not supposed
01:08:24 And the second rule is,
01:08:26 I'm not supposed
01:08:27 And the third
01:08:29 Bob. Bob.
01:08:32 Look at my face, Bob.
01:08:34 [Laughing]
01:08:36 That's fuckin'...
01:08:38 I've... I've
01:08:40 I go Tuesdays
01:08:42 I go Saturday.
01:08:44 Congratulations.
01:08:47 Yeah. Hey,
01:08:49 Have you heard about the guy
01:08:51 Well, uh,
01:08:52 I hear all kinds
01:08:54 Supposedly... he was born
01:08:59 And he sleeps only
01:09:03 He's a great man.
01:09:04 Oh...
01:09:05 Do you know
01:09:10 [Spectators Shouting
01:09:16 Ha ha ha!
01:09:23 Take him down!
01:09:24 Take him down!
01:09:26 Take him down!
01:09:33 I didn't hurt you,
01:09:35 Actually, you did.
01:09:38 Thank you for this.
01:09:39 Thank you, thank you,
01:09:42 Narrator:
01:09:43 Bob. Bob. Bob. Bob.
01:09:45 This was mine
01:09:46 our gift to the world.
01:09:48 Look around. Look around.
01:09:50 I see a lot
01:09:52 - Ha ha!
01:09:53 Shut up!
01:09:56 Which means a lot of you
01:09:58 have been breaking
01:10:09 Man, I see in Fight Club
01:10:10 the strongest and smartest
01:10:13 I see all this
01:10:16 And I see squandering.
01:10:18 God damn it.
01:10:19 An entire generation
01:10:22 waiting tables...
01:10:24 slaves with white collars.
01:10:29 Advertising has its taste
01:10:32 working jobs we hate so we can
01:10:39 We're the middle children
01:10:42 No purpose or place.
01:10:44 We have no Great War...
01:10:50 Our Great War's
01:10:53 Our Great Depression
01:11:00 We've all been raised
01:11:02 to believe that one day
01:11:04 and movie gods
01:11:06 But we won't.
01:11:08 We're slowly learning
01:11:11 And we're very,
01:11:14 - Yeah!
01:11:15 [The Men Murmur]
01:11:19 First rule of Fight Club is
00:00:05 Who are you?
00:00:08 Who am I?
00:00:09 Yeah.
00:00:12 There's a sign
00:00:13 that says
00:00:15 I'm fuckin' Lou.
00:00:17 Who the fuck are you?
00:00:19 Tyler Durden.
00:00:24 Who told you motherfuckers
00:00:27 We have a deal
00:00:29 Irvin?
00:00:30 Irvin's at home with
00:00:33 He don't own
00:00:35 I do.
00:00:38 How much money is he
00:00:40 There is no money.
00:00:41 - Really. Ain't that somethin'?
00:00:44 It is, actually.
00:00:46 Look, stupid fuck...
00:00:48 I want everybody
00:00:50 Hey. You should
00:00:54 Did you hear
00:00:56 You and your friend.
00:00:58 Oomp!
00:00:59 Uhh!
00:01:01 You hear me now?!
00:01:04 No, I didn't quite
00:01:06 Ooh!
00:01:07 Pfft!
00:01:10 Ohhh...
00:01:13 Still not gettin' it.
00:01:16 Aah! OK, OK, OK.
00:01:17 I got it. I got it.
00:01:20 Ooh!
00:01:21 Back! All of you!
00:01:24 [Gun Cocks]
00:01:25 Everybody back.
00:01:28 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:01:32 Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:01:34 Aw, Lou...
00:01:36 Come on, man.
00:01:38 We really like
00:01:41 Ohh!
00:01:43 [Tyler Half Sobs,
00:01:48 Ohhh...
00:01:49 - That's right, Lou, get it...
00:01:52 Oh, yeah!
00:01:54 Yeah! Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:01:56 Ho ho ho ha ha ha!
00:01:59 Think that's
00:02:00 Ho ho, ho!
00:02:02 Ha ha ha ha...
00:02:10 Fuckin' guys are loony,
00:02:14 Unbelievable. Aah!
00:02:18 [Choking]
00:02:20 You don't know
00:02:21 - Oh, my God!
00:02:23 You don't know where
00:02:26 Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:02:28 Lou! Please let us
00:02:30 Please, Lou!
00:02:32 Fuckin' use the basement!
00:02:34 I want your word, Lou!
00:02:37 On my mother's honor.
00:02:41 Uhh!
00:02:44 Lou!
00:02:46 Aaahhh!
00:02:49 Thanks, Lou.
00:02:52 You, too, big guy.
00:02:58 See you next week.
00:03:16 This week...
00:03:18 has a homework
00:03:20 You're gonna go out.
00:03:22 You're gonna start a fight
00:03:28 You're gonna
00:03:30 And you're
00:03:35 Excellent choice,
00:03:38 Hey! Watch out,
00:03:40 Come on!
00:03:41 Narrator: Now, this is not
00:03:46 I'm thinkin'
00:03:48 Son of a bitch!
00:03:49 Narrator: Most people...
00:03:52 do just about anything
00:03:56 Excuse me.
00:03:58 Like that?
00:03:59 That's not necessary.
00:04:01 Dave!
00:04:05 Aaaahhh!
00:04:07 Stop it!
00:04:09 Stop it!
00:04:12 Sorry.
00:04:13 What did...
00:04:15 Leave me alone!
00:04:18 Uhh!
00:04:20 Unhh! Uhh!
00:04:22 Bastard!
00:04:29 We need to talk.
00:04:33 OK.
00:04:34 [Door Closes]
00:04:36 Where to begin?
00:04:38 With your constant
00:04:40 With your unpresentable
00:04:43 You're up for review.
00:04:45 I am Jack's...
00:04:48 What?
00:04:49 Let's pretend.
00:04:50 You're the Department
00:04:52 OK?
00:04:53 Someone informs you
00:04:57 installs front seat
00:04:59 that never pass
00:05:01 brake linings that fail
00:05:05 and fuel injectors
00:05:07 and burn people alive.
00:05:10 What then?
00:05:11 Are you threatening me?
00:05:13 No...
00:05:14 Get the fuck outta here.
00:05:16 I have a better solution.
00:05:18 You keep me on the payroll
00:05:22 And in exchange
00:05:23 my job will be never
00:05:25 these things
00:05:28 I don't even have to come
00:05:30 I can do this job
00:05:33 Who... Who the fuck
00:05:35 you crazy little shit?
00:05:42 Security?
00:05:43 Narrator: I am
00:05:45 Ohh!
00:05:52 Ohh!
00:05:53 Ahh... ahh...
00:05:54 What the hell
00:06:05 Ohh... that hurt.
00:06:09 Why would you do that?
00:06:12 Oh, my God.
00:06:13 No! Please stop!
00:06:15 [Making
00:06:18 Uhh! Uh... uhh!
00:06:25 What are you doing?
00:06:28 Oh, God, no! Please! No!
00:06:30 Narrator: For some reason,
00:06:32 with Tyler.
00:06:34 No!
00:07:00 Under and behind
00:07:02 everything this man
00:07:04 something horrible
00:07:08 Now, look.
00:07:09 Give me the paychecks
00:07:12 and you won't
00:07:14 And right then, at our most
00:07:20 Oh... thank God.
00:07:22 Please don't hit me
00:07:24 Telephone, computer,
00:07:26 52 weekly paychecks, and
00:07:30 We now had
00:07:33 This is how Tyler and I were
00:07:35 every night of the week.
00:07:37 [Crowd Cheering]
00:07:39 Now nobody was the center
00:07:42 except the 2 men fighting.
00:07:44 The leader walked through the crowd,
00:07:49 Tyler was now involved
00:07:52 with the Pressman Hotel over
00:08:01 I am Jack's wasted life.
00:08:08 Yeah! Yeah! Ha ha!
00:08:11 There you are, sir.
00:08:16 Tyler dreamed up
00:08:19 He handed them out
00:09:01 Did you know
00:09:02 up in Delaware City?
00:09:03 Yeah, I heard.
00:09:04 [Car Alarm]
00:09:05 There's one
00:09:08 Bob even found one
00:09:10 Yeah. Did you start
00:09:12 No. I thought you did.
00:09:14 Nah.
00:09:15 Pff!
00:09:18 [Car Alarm]
00:10:05 Stop for a second.
00:10:06 Hey, what are we doing?
00:10:08 Turn around.
00:10:09 What are we doing?
00:10:10 Homework assignment.
00:10:11 What kind of
00:10:13 Human sacrifice.
00:10:14 Hey, is that a gun?
00:10:15 Please. Please tell me
00:10:17 It's a gun.
00:10:18 What are you doing?
00:10:19 Meet me in the back.
00:10:20 Hey, don't fuck around.
00:10:21 Meet me in the back.
00:10:23 Narrator: On a long enough
00:10:25 the survival rate
00:10:28 What are you doing?
00:10:30 Hands behind your back.
00:10:32 God.
00:10:33 Give me your wallet.
00:10:35 Raymond K. Hessel,
00:10:37 1320 Southeast Banning,
00:10:40 Small, cramped basement
00:10:41 How did you know?
00:10:42 Because they give
00:10:44 letters instead of numbers.
00:10:46 Raymond...
00:10:47 you're going to die.
00:10:49 [Crying]
00:10:50 Is that your mom and dad?
00:10:52 Mom and dad are going
00:10:53 kindly Dr. So-And-So
00:10:54 to pick up
00:10:56 You want to know why?
00:10:57 Because there's going to be
00:10:59 - Aw, come on.
00:11:01 An expired community college
00:11:03 What'd you study, Raymond?
00:11:05 S-S-S-Stuff.
00:11:06 Stuff?
00:11:08 Were the midterms hard?
00:11:10 [Whimpering]
00:11:11 I asked you
00:11:12 Biology, mostly.
00:11:14 Why?
00:11:15 I... I don't know.
00:11:17 What did you want to be,
00:11:20 [Click]
00:11:22 The question, Raymond,
00:11:24 was what did you
00:11:27 was what did you
00:11:27 Answer him,
00:11:29 Veterinarian!
00:11:31 Animals.
00:11:32 Yeah, animal s-s-s...
00:11:34 Stuff.
00:11:35 That means you have to
00:11:36 Too much school.
00:11:38 Would you rather be dead?
00:11:39 No...
00:11:40 Would you
00:11:41 on your knees,
00:11:43 in the back
00:11:45 [Whimpering]
00:11:46 no...
00:11:48 [Releases Hammer]
00:11:51 I'm keeping your license.
00:11:54 Gonna check in on you.
00:11:55 I know where you live.
00:11:57 If you're not on your way
00:12:00 in 6 weeks,
00:12:02 [Whimpering]
00:12:04 Now run on home.
00:12:11 Run, Forrest, run!
00:12:15 I feel ill.
00:12:18 Imagine how he feels.
00:12:19 Come on,
00:12:21 That wasn't funny.
00:12:23 What the fuck
00:12:25 Tomorrow will be
00:12:26 of Raymond K. Hessel's life.
00:12:28 His breakfast
00:12:29 than any meal you and I
00:12:34 Narrator: You had to
00:12:36 Come on.
00:12:38 He had a plan.
00:12:39 And it started
00:12:41 in a Tyler sort of way.
00:12:42 No fear.
00:12:43 No distractions.
00:12:45 The ability to let
00:12:49 truly slide.
00:13:03 You're not your job.
00:13:07 You're not how much money
00:13:12 You're not
00:13:15 You're not the contents
00:13:19 You're not
00:13:23 You're the all-singing,
00:13:35 I'll be out of your way
00:13:38 You don't have to go.
00:13:42 Whatever.
00:13:44 No, I mean, uh...
00:13:47 It's OK.
00:13:58 Are you still going
00:14:01 Yeah.
00:14:04 Chloe's dead.
00:14:06 Ah, Chloe.
00:14:09 When did that happen?
00:14:11 Do you care?
00:14:13 I don't know.
00:14:15 I haven't thought
00:14:17 Yeah, well...
00:14:19 I think it was
00:14:24 Hey, listen, uh...
00:14:25 what are you getting
00:14:29 What?
00:14:31 I mean, all this.
00:14:33 Why do you keep...
00:14:34 Is this
00:14:38 Yeah, well, sometimes.
00:14:42 I don't know.
00:14:44 Why does
00:14:46 need to latch on to
00:14:49 What is that?
00:14:50 Well, what do you
00:14:54 No... It's... It's not
00:14:56 I mean, we're... It's
00:14:58 We're... We're...
00:14:59 Us?
00:15:00 What do you mean by "us"?
00:15:02 I'm sorry,
00:15:04 Hear what?
00:15:05 You're not hearing
00:15:07 Just... Hold on a second.
00:15:08 No, wait.
00:15:09 Don't change the subject.
00:15:11 You're not talking
00:15:13 No. What?
00:15:15 That day you came over
00:15:17 what was going on there?
00:15:18 What are you
00:15:19 Nothing. Nothing.
00:15:21 I don't think so.
00:15:22 Come on,
00:15:23 - Look at me.
00:15:25 Look at me.
00:15:27 What is that?
00:15:28 It's nothing.
00:15:30 Oh, my God.
00:15:31 Who did this?
00:15:32 A person.
00:15:33 Guy or girl?
00:15:34 What do you care
00:15:36 What do you care
00:15:37 This is none of your
00:15:38 You're afraid to say it.
00:15:39 I am not afraid to say.
00:15:40 No! Talk to me.
00:15:42 - No!
00:15:43 This conversation...
00:15:44 This conversation...
00:15:46 is over.
00:15:47 is over.
00:15:50 I just can't win
00:16:00 Hey, this is getting
00:16:03 [Doorbell]
00:16:05 What is... What is all this?
00:16:07 What do you think?
00:16:10 Hey, why do we need
00:16:13 Hey.
00:16:21 Too young.
00:16:23 Sorry.
00:16:24 What's all that?
00:16:27 If the applicant is young,
00:16:29 Old, too old.
00:16:31 Applicant?
00:16:32 If the applicant
00:16:34 without food, shelter
00:16:36 he may then enter
00:16:38 Training for what?
00:16:45 You think
00:16:47 You're too young
00:16:49 End of story.
00:16:51 Get the fuck
00:16:57 Bad news, friend.
00:17:00 It's not gonna happen.
00:17:02 I'm sorry if there was
00:17:05 It's not the end
00:17:07 Just go away.
00:17:09 Go.
00:17:11 You're trespassing,
00:17:13 and I will have to
00:17:18 Don't you look at me.
00:17:20 Do you think you're
00:17:22 You're never getting in
00:17:23 Never. Now get the fuck
00:17:25 Get off the porch!
00:17:27 Narrator: Sooner or later,
00:17:28 we all became what Tyler
00:17:30 I'm gonna go inside and
00:17:40 You got 2 black shirts?
00:17:42 Sir.
00:17:43 2 pair of black pants?
00:17:44 Yes, sir.
00:17:45 One pair of black boots?
00:17:46 Sir.
00:17:47 2 pair of black socks?
00:17:48 Sir.
00:17:49 One black jacket?
00:17:50 Sir.
00:17:51 $300 personal burial money?
00:17:52 Yes, sir.
00:17:55 All right.
00:18:06 [Snickers]
00:18:07 You're too old,
00:18:10 Your tits
00:18:12 Get the fuck
00:18:21 Bob. Bob.
00:18:39 Like a monkey
00:18:40 ready to be shot
00:18:42 Space monkey.
00:18:44 Ready to sacrifice himself
00:18:53 You are too
00:18:57 And you.
00:18:59 You're too fucking...
00:19:00 blond!
00:19:02 Get out of here,
00:19:04 [Door Slams]
00:19:05 Narrator: And so it went.
00:19:07 Tyler:
00:19:09 You are not special.
00:19:11 You are not
00:19:15 You are the same
00:19:17 as everything else.
00:19:19 Narrator: Tyler
00:19:21 Tyler: We are the all-singing,
00:19:25 We are all part of
00:19:31 Narrator: Why was Tyler Durden
00:19:34 To what purpose?
00:19:36 For what greater good?
00:19:41 In Tyler we trusted.
00:19:47 No, when he was like, "You are
00:19:53 Yeah!
00:19:56 Hey, what's all this?
00:19:57 [Laughing]
00:20:00 OK!
00:20:02 Go on in
00:20:04 What are we celebrating?
00:20:06 Go on.
00:20:09 [TV Playing]
00:20:11 Hey.
00:20:12 Let me get that
00:20:15 [Belches]
00:20:25 Investigators are
00:20:27 Hold on. Police Commissioner
00:20:30 Commissioner, Commissioner,
00:20:33 what you think
00:20:35 We believe
00:20:36 recent acts of vandalism
00:20:38 somehow related to
00:20:41 We'll be coordinating
00:20:46 That was Police Commissioner
00:20:48 on the scene here
00:20:50 that broke out
00:20:52 She's hot.
00:20:53 Live from the Parker
00:20:54 Lauren Sanchez.
00:20:56 - [Laughter]
00:20:58 - Ha ha ha ha!
00:21:00 Holy shit.
00:21:01 Yeah!
00:21:02 [News Anchor
00:21:06 - Yeah!
00:21:07 Hoo hoo hoo!
00:21:08 What the fuck
00:21:10 News Anchor:
00:21:12 but arson investigators
00:21:14 [Laughing]
00:21:19 Sir, the first rule
00:21:22 is you do not
00:21:30 The victory
00:21:33 will not come overnight.
00:21:35 It will take dedication
00:21:37 and most of all,
00:21:40 The streets are safer now.
00:21:41 There is hope
00:21:44 However, this is only
00:21:46 I gotta take a piss.
00:21:47 These are the first steps
00:21:49 in a long journey.
00:21:51 That is why we have
00:21:53 Bob.
00:21:54 "Helping others with
00:21:57 Project Hope will be
00:22:00 between the police
00:22:03 It will be
00:22:06 in the war against crime.
00:22:08 [Applause]
00:22:37 [Strangled Scream]
00:22:43 Haahhhh!
00:22:53 Wrap it around the top of
00:22:55 Yeah. His balls
00:22:58 Hi.
00:23:00 You're gonna call off
00:23:02 You're gonna publicly state
00:23:03 that there is no
00:23:06 these guys are gonna
00:23:08 They're gonna send one
00:23:10 one to the L.A. Times
00:23:13 Look...
00:23:15 the people you are after
00:23:16 are the people
00:23:18 We cook your meals.
00:23:20 We connect your calls.
00:23:21 We drive your ambulances.
00:23:23 We guard you
00:23:29 Do not fuck with us.
00:23:37 [Muffled Screaming]
00:23:41 Fooled ya.
00:23:47 [Rumbling]
00:23:55 [Dialogue Drowned Out
00:23:58 Bob, you're on this one.
00:23:59 Let's go.
00:24:02 Narrator: I am Jack's
00:24:06 Hey!
00:24:21 [Shouting]
00:24:23 Yeah!
00:24:24 [Shouting]
00:24:57 Narrator: I felt like putting
00:25:00 of every panda that wouldn't
00:25:05 I wanted to open
00:25:07 on oil tankers and smother
00:25:10 I'd never see.
00:25:15 I wanted to breathe smoke.
00:25:34 Where'd you go,
00:25:38 I felt like destroying
00:25:43 [Gagging]
00:25:45 Get him to
00:25:47 Yeah.
00:25:59 Don't worry, Mr. Durden.
00:26:01 Airport parking,
00:26:04 After you, Mr. Durden.
00:26:07 After you.
00:26:27 Something on your mind,
00:26:29 No.
00:26:30 All right, yeah.
00:26:31 Why wasn't I told
00:26:33 [Together]
00:26:35 is you do not ask questions.
00:26:36 is you do not ask questions.
00:26:37 What are you talking about?
00:26:38 Why didn't you include me
00:26:39 Fight Club
00:26:40 Now it's moved
00:26:42 it's called
00:26:44 You and I started
00:26:45 Do you remember that?
00:26:47 It's as much mine
00:26:49 Is this about
00:26:50 Yeah. I thought we were
00:26:52 You're missing the point.
00:26:53 This does not
00:26:55 We are not special.
00:26:56 Fuck that.
00:27:00 Hey, Tyler!
00:27:01 [Horn Honking]
00:27:04 Goddamn it, Tyler!
00:27:05 What do you want?!
00:27:07 Should I e-mail you?
00:27:08 Should I put this
00:27:10 You decide your own
00:27:11 I will! I want to know
00:27:14 The first rule
00:27:16 Shut up!
00:27:17 I want to know
00:27:19 Fuck what you know.
00:27:20 You need to forget
00:27:21 That's your problem.
00:27:22 Forget about what
00:27:24 about life,
00:27:26 and especially
00:27:28 What?
00:27:29 What is that supposed
00:27:35 What are you doing?
00:27:38 Guys, what do you wish
00:27:41 Paint a self-portrait.
00:27:42 Build a house.
00:27:43 And you?
00:27:44 I don't know.
00:27:47 I have to know the answer
00:27:49 If you were to die
00:27:50 how would you feel
00:27:52 I don't know!
00:27:53 I wouldn't feel anything
00:27:54 Is that what you want
00:27:55 - Come on!
00:27:57 - [Honking]
00:27:59 Tyler!
00:28:00 [Honking]
00:28:02 Jesus Christ!
00:28:05 Goddamn it!
00:28:06 Goddamn it!
00:28:07 Fuck Fight Club.
00:28:09 Fuck Marla.
00:28:12 OK.
00:28:14 OK.
00:28:15 Quit screwing around.
00:28:17 Look at you.
00:28:18 Take the wheel!
00:28:19 Look at you!
00:28:21 Why? Why?
00:28:22 Why do you think
00:28:27 What?
00:28:28 Hitting bottom
00:28:30 It's not
00:28:32 Stop trying
00:28:34 and just let go.
00:28:38 Let go!
00:28:40 All right. Fine.
00:28:43 Fine.
00:29:42 Narrator: I'd never been
00:29:46 This must have been what
00:29:49 before I filed them
00:29:53 Goddamn.
00:29:54 Huh?
00:29:56 Ha ha ha ha ha hahh!
00:29:58 We just had
00:30:06 In the world I see,
00:30:08 you're stalking elk through
00:30:11 around the ruins
00:30:16 You'll wear leather clothes
00:30:18 that will last you
00:30:21 You'll climb the vines
00:30:26 And when you look down,
00:30:28 you'll see tiny figures
00:30:31 laying strips of venison
00:30:34 of some abandoned
00:30:49 Feel better, champ.
00:30:57 [Door Closes]
00:31:09 Narrator: And then...
00:31:11 Tyler?
00:31:12 Tyler was gone.
00:31:22 Was I asleep?
00:31:25 Had I slept?
00:31:27 You are not
00:31:28 unique snowflake,
00:31:30 Narrator: The house had become
00:31:33 wet inside
00:31:35 sweating and breathing.
00:31:37 We are all from
00:31:39 So many people moving,
00:31:43 Planet Tyler.
00:31:45 I had to hug the walls.
00:31:47 Trapped inside this
00:31:50 You can't be
00:31:52 Do you know how much ether
00:31:55 Cooking, working,
00:32:00 Hang on a second.
00:32:20 It's under control, sir.
00:32:25 Where is Tyler?
00:32:27 Sir, the first rule of
00:32:30 Right, uh... OK.
00:32:35 I'm all alone.
00:32:37 My father dumped me.
00:32:39 Tyler dumped me.
00:32:41 I am Jack's broken heart.
00:32:47 What comes next
00:32:50 only Tyler knows.
00:32:52 The second rule is
00:32:58 Get the fuck
00:32:59 Get the fuck
00:33:01 Who are all these people?
00:33:08 Paper Street Soap Company.
00:33:13 Can I come in?
00:33:18 He's not here.
00:33:20 What?
00:33:23 Tyler isn't here.
00:33:27 Tyler went away.
00:33:29 Tyler's gone.
00:33:48 [Shouting]
00:34:01 Lay him down!
00:34:02 Gunshot wounds
00:34:04 Clear some fucking room!
00:34:06 What happened?!
00:34:08 We were on assignment.
00:34:10 2 birds with one stone.
00:34:13 Destroy a piece
00:34:15 Operation Latte Thunder,
00:34:19 and trash a franchise
00:34:28 We had it all
00:34:38 It went smooth
00:34:39 Police! Freeze!
00:34:41 Until what?
00:34:43 They shot Bob.
00:34:46 They shot him
00:34:47 Those fuckin' pigs!
00:34:52 - Ohh!
00:34:53 - Oh, God.
00:34:56 Those motherfuckers!
00:34:58 You morons.
00:35:00 You're running around
00:35:02 trying
00:35:03 What did you think
00:35:09 OK, quick,
00:35:10 we gotta get rid
00:35:11 We gotta get rid
00:35:12 Bury him.
00:35:13 What?
00:35:15 Take him
00:35:16 and bury him.
00:35:18 Come on,
00:35:19 Let's go!
00:35:20 Hey, get
00:35:21 Get away from him!
00:35:22 What are you
00:35:24 This isn't a fucking
00:35:25 this is a person!
00:35:26 He's a friend
00:35:27 and you're not
00:35:29 in the fucking garden.
00:35:30 He was killed serving
00:35:33 This is Bob.
00:35:34 But sir, in... in
00:35:36 we have no names.
00:35:38 No, you
00:35:39 This is a man,
00:35:41 And it's
00:35:44 Robert
00:35:45 He's a man
00:35:47 because of us,
00:35:48 Do you understand that?
00:35:49 I understand.
00:35:54 In death,
00:35:55 a member of
00:35:57 has a name.
00:36:00 His name is
00:36:03 His name is
00:36:05 His name is
00:36:09 His name is
00:36:13 Come on, guys,
00:36:14 His name is
00:36:16 [Chanting] His name
00:36:18 Shut up!
00:36:20 This is all
00:36:21 [Chanting] His name
00:36:23 His name is
00:36:25 His name is
00:36:28 His name is
00:36:31 His name is
00:36:54 [Telephone Rings]
00:36:57 Tyler?
00:36:58 No, this is
00:36:59 at the Arson Unit.
00:37:00 I need to see you
00:37:06 I went to
00:37:08 on Tyler's
00:37:09 barhopping.
00:37:11 I didn't know
00:37:13 but I could look
00:37:15 and somehow
00:37:16 I'm looking
00:37:17 It's very important
00:37:20 I wish
00:37:23 Sir.
00:37:30 Every city
00:37:33 as soon as I set foot
00:37:36 I knew a Fight Club
00:37:39 Hey! Hey!
00:37:41 Taxi!
00:37:42 Look at my face.
00:37:44 Now, I just
00:37:45 if you've seen Tyler.
00:37:47 I'm not exposed
00:37:49 speak any such
00:37:51 nor would I, even if
00:37:53 you want at this
00:37:57 You're a moron.
00:37:59 I'm afraid I'm gonna
00:38:01 Tyler had
00:38:04 Setting up franchises
00:38:09 Was I asleep?
00:38:11 [Crowd Fighting]
00:38:12 Had I slept?
00:38:14 Is Tyler
00:38:15 or am I Tyler's?
00:38:17 Man: We've just
00:38:19 What kind
00:38:20 Like, nobody knows
00:38:22 He has facial
00:38:23 reconstructive
00:38:24 every 3 years.
00:38:25 That's the stupidest thing
00:38:27 Is it true about
00:38:30 Is Mr. Durden
00:38:32 I was living
00:38:34 of perpetual
00:38:36 Everywhere I went,
00:38:38 I felt I'd already
00:38:40 It was like following
00:38:44 The smell
00:38:46 dirty, bare footprints
00:38:51 that aroma of old sweat,
00:38:54 The feel of a floor
00:38:56 from the fight
00:38:58 I was always just
00:39:02 [Voices Murmuring]
00:39:04 Men: His name
00:39:06 His name is
00:39:09 His...
00:39:12 Welcome back,
00:39:15 How have
00:39:18 Do you know me?
00:39:20 Is this a test,
00:39:22 No, this
00:39:24 You were in here
00:39:28 Thursday?
00:39:29 You were
00:39:30 exactly where
00:39:32 asking how good
00:39:34 It's tight
00:39:38 Who do you
00:39:41 Are you sure this
00:39:43 No, this is
00:39:45 You're Mr. Durden.
00:39:49 You're the one
00:39:53 Please return
00:39:54 to their full, upright
00:40:03 [Telephone Rings]
00:40:06 [Rings]
00:40:07 Yeah?
00:40:08 Marla, it's me.
00:40:09 Have we ever
00:40:11 Done what?
00:40:12 Have we ever
00:40:13 What kind of stupid
00:40:15 Is it stupid because
00:40:17 or because
00:40:18 Is this a trick?
00:40:19 No, Marla,
00:40:20 You mean you want
00:40:22 we were just having sex
00:40:24 We did make love.
00:40:26 Is that what
00:40:28 Just answer
00:40:29 Marla, please!
00:40:30 Did we do it
00:40:31 You fuck me,
00:40:33 You love me,
00:40:34 You show me
00:40:35 then you turn into
00:40:37 Is that a pretty
00:40:38 of our relationship,
00:40:39 We have just lost
00:40:42 What did you
00:40:43 What is wrong
00:40:44 What did you call
00:40:46 Tyler Durden.
00:40:48 you fucking freak.
00:40:49 I'm coming over.
00:40:50 No, wait, Marla,
00:40:51 [Dial Tone]
00:40:54 You broke
00:40:55 Jesus, Tyler.
00:40:56 You fuckin' talked
00:40:58 Tyler, what the fuck
00:41:00 I asked you
00:41:02 one simple thing.
00:41:03 Why do people
00:41:06 Answer me!
00:41:11 Sit.
00:41:16 Now answer me.
00:41:17 Why do people think
00:41:19 I think you know.
00:41:20 No, I don't.
00:41:22 Yes, you do.
00:41:23 Why would anyone possibly
00:41:27 Uh... I...
00:41:34 You got it.
00:41:35 No.
00:41:37 Do not
00:41:38 Say it.
00:41:39 Say it.
00:41:40 Because...
00:41:43 Say it.
00:41:46 Because we're
00:41:48 That's right.
00:41:51 We are the all-singing,
00:41:53 I don't
00:41:54 You were looking
00:41:55 to change your life.
00:41:57 You could not do this
00:41:59 All the ways you wish
00:42:01 that's me.
00:42:04 I look like
00:42:05 I fuck like
00:42:06 I am smart,
00:42:08 and most importantly,
00:42:10 in all the ways
00:42:11 Oh, no.
00:42:13 Tyler's not here.
00:42:14 Tyler went away.
00:42:15 - Tyler's gone.
00:42:16 This is
00:42:17 - No.
00:42:19 People do it
00:42:20 They talk
00:42:21 They see themselves
00:42:24 They don't have
00:42:26 to just
00:42:31 Naturally, you're still
00:42:33 so sometimes
00:42:34 We should do this
00:42:36 Other times, you imagine
00:42:39 If this is your first
00:42:40 you have to fight.
00:42:42 Little by little,
00:42:43 you're just letting
00:42:46 Tyler Durden.
00:42:49 You are not
00:42:50 or how much money
00:42:52 No, you have
00:42:53 Rented in your name.
00:42:54 You have jobs, you
00:42:56 You have night jobs
00:42:58 Or you stay up
00:43:00 Marla... You're
00:43:01 Uh, technically,
00:43:03 But it's
00:43:07 Oh, my God.
00:43:10 Now you see
00:43:12 She knows too much.
00:43:15 I think we're going
00:43:16 about how this might
00:43:19 Wh... What are
00:43:22 This is...
00:43:24 This is bullshit.
00:43:26 I'm not listening
00:43:27 You are insane.
00:43:28 No, you're insane.
00:43:30 And we simply do not
00:43:35 It's called
00:43:37 The movie goes on,
00:43:38 and nobody
00:43:40 has any idea.
00:43:54 Woman: Sir!
00:43:55 Are you checking out?
00:43:57 Yeah, uh,
00:43:58 I need you to
00:44:00 of phone calls,
00:44:05 When were
00:44:06 It says
00:44:07 between 2:00 and 3:30
00:44:09 No, I w...
00:44:14 Have I been
00:44:15 earlier
00:44:17 Have I been
00:44:21 Have I been Tyler
00:44:27 Is anybody here?
00:44:31 Déjà vu
00:44:35 Yeah, with
00:44:36 we could blow up
00:44:41 Oh, my God.
00:44:46 Man On Telephone:
00:44:47 I'm sorry,
00:44:48 1888 Franklin.
00:44:52 Hello?
00:44:54 Hello?
00:44:55 1888 Franklin Street?
00:44:57 Yes.
00:45:02 Hello?
00:45:04 Yeah, yeah.
00:45:05 Uh, I need to talk
00:45:06 right away.
00:45:07 Speaking.
00:45:08 OK, listen to me.
00:45:09 I think something
00:45:11 is about to happen
00:45:12 You have got...
00:45:13 It's under
00:45:15 Excuse me?
00:45:16 Don't worry
00:45:18 We're solid.
00:45:23 Man On Telephone:
00:45:32 Marla!
00:45:33 Hey... Fuck! Wait!
00:45:36 Wait, I gotta
00:45:38 Marla, Marla!
00:45:39 Your whacked-out
00:45:41 hit me with
00:45:42 They almost
00:45:44 They were burning their
00:45:46 the stink was
00:45:47 Look... Look,
00:45:48 it's gonna take
00:45:49 of faith
00:45:50 but you've got
00:45:51 Oh, here comes
00:45:53 A little more faith
00:45:59 No, listen,
00:46:00 anything
00:46:01 You have every
00:46:03 Um, I'll just have
00:46:05 Sir, anything you order
00:46:08 Why is it
00:46:10 Don't... Don't ask.
00:46:11 Whatever.
00:46:12 I'll have the clam chowder,
00:46:15 with the baked potato
00:46:16 and a chocolate
00:46:18 Clean food, please.
00:46:20 In that case, sir,
00:46:22 the lady eating
00:46:23 No clam chowder,
00:46:27 You've got
00:46:31 Marla, I know that
00:46:32 very, very strange.
00:46:34 OK, I know that
00:46:36 like there's
00:46:37 2 sides?
00:46:38 You're Dr. Jekyll
00:46:39 I deserve that,
00:46:40 I've come
00:46:42 very, very
00:46:43 What?
00:46:44 The full extent
00:46:45 wasn't really clear
00:46:47 for reasons I'm not
00:46:49 but the important
00:46:50 that I haven't been
00:46:51 Yeah, whatever.
00:46:52 No, no...
00:46:54 15 seconds,
00:46:55 15 seconds, don't
00:46:57 I'm trying to tell you
00:46:59 Because what
00:47:01 is that I really
00:47:05 You do?
00:47:06 I really do.
00:47:08 I care about you
00:47:09 and I don't want
00:47:10 to happen to you
00:47:12 Marla, your life
00:47:16 What?
00:47:17 You need to leave
00:47:20 Get out of
00:47:21 and just go camping
00:47:22 You're an insane person.
00:47:23 No, no,
00:47:24 in something terrible
00:47:26 No.
00:47:28 shut up!
00:47:32 Listen,
00:47:34 I really tried.
00:47:35 I know you did.
00:47:36 There are things
00:47:38 You're smart,
00:47:40 you're spectacular
00:47:42 But you're
00:47:46 You have very serious
00:47:48 Deep-seated problems
00:47:50 professional help.
00:47:52 I know,
00:47:53 Yeah, you're sorry,
00:47:54 everyone's sorry.
00:47:57 I can't
00:48:00 I can't.
00:48:01 And I won't.
00:48:04 I'm gone.
00:48:07 You can't leave,
00:48:08 you're not safe!
00:48:09 you're not safe!
00:48:13 No!
00:48:14 Marla, I'm trying
00:48:16 I don't ever want
00:48:18 That's fine, if
00:48:19 You wait.
00:48:22 [Brakes Squealing]
00:48:25 Hold it
00:48:26 - [Honking]
00:48:27 Shut up!
00:48:28 Take this money
00:48:30 And I promise you
00:48:31 I will never
00:48:32 if that's
00:48:33 - [Honks]
00:48:35 Please get
00:48:36 Please get
00:48:39 Why are you
00:48:41 Because they think you're
00:48:42 I... I can't explain it
00:48:43 just trust me.
00:48:44 If I see
00:48:45 you will
00:48:46 I'm not paying
00:48:48 I consider it
00:48:49 That's fine. Remember,
00:48:51 for at least
00:48:53 Tyler.
00:48:55 You're
00:48:56 that ever
00:49:05 [Honking]
00:49:13 Hello.
00:49:14 I need you
00:49:16 I am the leader of
00:49:18 responsible for numerous
00:49:21 and assault
00:49:24 ...in the
00:49:25 with probably a couple
00:49:27 Chapters
00:49:29 in 5 or 6 other
00:49:31 This is a tightly
00:49:35 with many cells
00:49:37 completely independent
00:49:40 Look, look,
00:49:42 1537 Paper Street.
00:49:44 That's our headquarters.
00:49:46 In the back,
00:49:49 you'll find the body
00:49:52 In the basement,
00:49:54 you're gonna find
00:49:55 that have been used
00:49:57 to make large quantities
00:50:01 I believe the plan
00:50:02 is to blow up
00:50:04 of these credit card
00:50:06 and the T.R.W. building.
00:50:09 Why these buildings?
00:50:11 Why credit card
00:50:13 If you erase
00:50:15 then we all
00:50:17 It'll create
00:50:22 Keep him talking.
00:50:23 I need to make
00:50:35 I really admire
00:50:38 What?
00:50:39 You're a brave man
00:50:42 You're a genius,
00:50:43 You said, if anyone
00:50:46 with Project Mayhem...
00:50:48 we gotta
00:50:52 It's useless
00:50:53 This is really
00:50:54 Mr. Durden.
00:50:55 It'll set quite
00:50:57 You're making
00:50:59 You said
00:51:00 I'm not
00:51:01 You told us
00:51:03 All right,
00:51:06 Listen to me,
00:51:07 I'm giving you
00:51:09 We are aborting this
00:51:11 You said you would
00:51:18 Are you fucking
00:51:20 You're
00:51:24 Somebody
00:51:25 No! No!
00:51:26 Keep your
00:51:28 [Knock On Door]
00:51:29 Shit.
00:51:32 Yeah?
00:51:33 Hey, you know, some
00:51:35 checks out.
00:51:36 Let's go over
00:51:37 on Paper Street.
00:51:39 Be right there.
00:51:40 [Door Closes]
00:51:41 Hey! Wait!
00:51:42 I got him.
00:51:43 Sir, we have
00:51:45 Stop fighting.
00:51:46 Where's the rubber band?
00:51:47 Get away from me!
00:51:49 Drop that
00:51:50 Drop it!
00:51:54 Back up.
00:51:55 Face down
00:51:56 both of you,
00:51:59 Get down
00:52:06 First person comes out
00:52:08 gets a... gets a lead salad,
00:52:31 [Horns Blaring]
00:52:35 Get away!
00:52:49 I ran.
00:52:52 I ran until
00:52:54 and my veins pumped
00:52:59 Then I ran
00:53:42 What the fuck
00:53:44 Running around
00:53:46 Man, you look
00:53:47 No, I'm
00:53:49 I know what's
00:53:50 Well come on,
00:53:51 I got us a great place
00:53:53 [Grunting]
00:53:54 It'll be like
00:54:44 Oh, Christ.
00:54:45 Now what
00:54:47 I'm stopping this.
00:54:49 Why? Greatest thing
00:54:52 No, I can't
00:54:53 You know there
00:54:55 in 10 other buildings.
00:54:56 God damn it, since when
00:54:58 about murder?
00:54:59 The buildings
00:55:00 Security and maintenance,
00:55:02 We're not killing
00:55:03 we're setting 'em free.
00:55:04 Bob is dead.
00:55:05 They shot him
00:55:07 You wanna
00:55:09 you gotta
00:55:10 No, I'm not
00:55:12 You're not
00:55:20 Wouldn't do that.
00:55:21 Not unless I knew which
00:55:24 If you know,
00:55:32 Or...
00:55:33 maybe I knew
00:55:34 so I spent
00:55:35 thinking about
00:55:45 You think?
00:55:48 Oh, heavens no,
00:55:51 Pull any one
00:55:58 I asked you
00:56:05 Tyler, get away
00:56:10 Tyler, I'm
00:56:11 Get away
00:56:13 God damn it!
00:56:16 Whoa!
00:56:17 Whoa!
00:56:21 OK, you are now
00:56:24 at your imaginary
00:56:25 near 400 gallons
00:56:30 Look, Tyler,
00:56:35 Ahh!
00:56:46 Aw, come on.
00:56:47 Don't go.
00:57:27 What?!
00:58:14 3 minutes.
00:58:16 This is it.
00:58:18 The beginning.
00:58:20 Ground zero.
00:58:22 I think this is about
00:58:24 Would you like
00:58:25 to mark the occasion?
00:58:27 [Mumbling]
00:58:29 I'm sorry?
00:58:30 I still can't think
00:58:34 Ah, flashback humor.
00:58:42 It's getting
00:58:46 2 and 1/2.
00:58:47 Think of everything
00:58:48 we've accomplished,
00:58:51 Out these windows,
00:58:53 the collapse
00:58:55 One step closer to
00:59:13 Why is she here?
00:59:14 Tying up loose ends.
00:59:16 Marla: Put me down,
00:59:19 I'm begging you,
00:59:21 please don't
00:59:22 I'm not doing this.
00:59:23 We are doing this.
00:59:24 This is what we want.
00:59:26 No, I don't
00:59:28 Right, except you
00:59:31 We have to forget
00:59:33 Jesus, you're
00:59:35 You're a voice
00:59:36 You're a fucking
00:59:38 why can't I
00:59:39 You need me.
00:59:40 No, I don't,
00:59:42 No, I don't,
00:59:42 Hey, you created me.
00:59:43 I didn't create
00:59:45 to make myself
00:59:47 Take some
00:59:48 I do.
00:59:49 I am responsible
00:59:51 and I
00:59:53 So please,
00:59:55 please
00:59:59 Have I ever
01:00:02 How far have you come
01:00:10 I will bring us
01:00:12 As always,
01:00:14 I will carry you,
01:00:17 and in the end,
01:00:19 Tyler.
01:00:21 Tyler, I'm
01:00:23 for everything
01:00:25 that you've
01:00:26 But this
01:00:27 I don't
01:00:29 What do you want?!
01:00:30 Want to go back
01:00:31 fucking condo world,
01:00:34 Fuck you.
01:00:36 Oh, God, this
01:00:38 It's already done,
01:00:41 60 seconds.
01:00:42 Can you see
01:00:46 I can figure this out.
01:00:48 I can figure this out,
01:00:49 You're not real,
01:00:51 That gun isn't
01:00:55 The gun's in my hand.
01:01:02 Hey, good for you.
01:01:13 Why do you want to put
01:01:16 Not my head, Tyler.
01:01:19 Our head.
01:01:22 Interesting.
01:01:27 Where are you going
01:01:37 Hey, it's you
01:01:43 Friends.
01:01:46 Tyler...
01:01:50 I want you to
01:01:53 OK.
01:01:57 My eyes are open.
01:02:16 What's that smell?
01:02:33 [Elevator Bell Dings]
01:02:39 Where is
01:02:40 I don't know,
01:02:43 Mr. Durden!
01:02:45 Oh, my God.
01:02:46 Sir?
01:02:52 Are you, uh...
01:02:53 Are you
01:02:55 Oh, yeah, I'm OK.
01:02:56 You look
01:02:57 What happened?
01:02:59 Oh, nothing.
01:03:01 Oh, no, no, sir,
01:03:03 You look
01:03:04 You need medical
01:03:05 - I'm fine.
01:03:07 Look, I'm fine.
01:03:08 Everything's fine.
01:03:11 [Marla Shouting]
01:03:14 Let... Let her go.
01:03:16 Christ
01:03:17 You!
01:03:19 Hi, Marla.
01:03:23 Leave her
01:03:24 get your stuff,
01:03:25 I'll meet you
01:03:26 Are you sure?
01:03:27 Yes, I'm sure.
01:03:30 You fucker!
01:03:32 What kind of sick
01:03:33 are you
01:03:34 putting me
01:03:35 Oh, my God,
01:03:37 Yeah, I know.
01:03:43 What happened?
01:03:45 Don't ask.
01:03:46 You're shot.
01:03:47 Yes, I'm shot.
01:03:49 Oh, my God.
01:03:50 I can't believe
01:03:52 One tough
01:03:57 Who did this?
01:03:59 I did, actually.
01:04:02 Find some gauze.
01:04:05 You shot
01:04:07 Yes, but it's OK.
01:04:08 Marla, look at me.
01:04:10 I'm really OK.
01:04:12 Trust me.
01:04:14 Everything's
01:04:29 You met me at
01:04:31 in my life.
01:04:34 # With your feet
01:04:36 # And your head
01:04:42 # Try this trick
01:04:47 # Your head'll
01:04:49 # If there's
01:04:51 # And you'll ask
01:04:53 # Where is my mind? #
01:04:54 # Where is my mind? #
01:04:56 # Where is my mind? #
01:04:58 # Where is my mind? #
01:05:10 # Way out in the water,
01:05:22 # I was swimming
01:05:28 # Animals were hiding
01:05:34 # Except for little fish #
01:05:36 # When they told me
01:05:37 # Trying to talk
01:05:40 # Where is my mind? #
01:05:43 # Where is my mind? #
01:05:45 # Where is my mind? #
01:05:56 # Way out in the water,
01:06:16 # With your feet
01:06:18 # And your head
01:06:24 # Try this trick
01:06:29 # Your head'll collapse
01:06:33 # And you'll ask yourself #
01:06:35 # Where is my mind? #
01:06:37 # Where is my mind? #
01:06:40 # Where is my mind? #
01:06:51 # Way out in the water,