|
Finishing The Game The Search For A New Bruce Lee
|
| 00:01:02 |
Mr. Kurtainbaum, |
| 00:01:04 |
why did you decide to continue production |
| 00:01:08 |
I feel I personally owe it to Bruce |
| 00:01:11 |
This was his passion project, |
| 00:01:14 |
his statement to the world. |
| 00:01:16 |
This was his "Gone with the Wind". |
| 00:01:18 |
Ronney, how do you plan on |
| 00:01:23 |
You see, we are going to do |
| 00:01:27 |
for the man who will literally |
| 00:01:31 |
to complete his performance. |
| 00:01:34 |
Ronney, won't it be obvious |
| 00:01:39 |
Film reality, my man, |
| 00:01:43 |
Eisenstein, you know, |
| 00:01:47 |
and that was 50 years ago. |
| 00:01:49 |
We're only limited |
| 00:02:28 |
We meet again, Bob. |
| 00:02:30 |
Yeah. |
| 00:02:35 |
I knew you were a snake, |
| 00:02:38 |
Yeah. |
| 00:02:40 |
Well, it doesn't matter |
| 00:02:44 |
Have you met |
| 00:02:49 |
Oh, you've joined the Nazi Party. |
| 00:03:13 |
Poor birds. |
| 00:03:15 |
I feel sorry for all of you |
| 00:03:20 |
Ninjas! |
| 00:03:27 |
Aaargh! |
| 00:03:33 |
You know, I really don't know why |
| 00:03:38 |
I mean, seriously, |
| 00:03:42 |
Yes, but... |
| 00:03:48 |
Look, the cat wears |
| 00:03:51 |
I'm always wearing a blue one. |
| 00:03:57 |
It's kind of like Pepsi and Coke. |
| 00:04:00 |
anyone who's taken that Pepsi Challenge |
| 00:04:04 |
Is it true |
| 00:04:07 |
That's correct. |
| 00:04:11 |
There's a name for actors that do |
| 00:04:15 |
To me, acting's all right here, |
| 00:04:19 |
What do you think |
| 00:04:22 |
You know, |
| 00:04:25 |
I've never seen any of his films. |
| 00:04:27 |
Really? |
| 00:04:29 |
Come on, I've done 14 films in |
| 00:04:34 |
Why are you |
| 00:04:39 |
The cat and I are peers. |
| 00:04:43 |
I hope he'd have done |
| 00:04:47 |
Yes, master. |
| 00:04:49 |
Would you like another? |
| 00:04:52 |
- I think that was pretty good. |
| 00:04:56 |
- I asked Saraghina to be my manager. |
| 00:05:00 |
It's the ultimate when you get to |
| 00:05:04 |
Yeah, yeah. |
| 00:05:07 |
What is it |
| 00:05:10 |
Well... |
| 00:05:12 |
You go first, honey. |
| 00:05:15 |
Well, I'm here to be in |
| 00:05:18 |
- I feel really blessed. |
| 00:05:21 |
I was at this swap meet |
| 00:05:24 |
that said that "The Trombone Thief Part 3" |
| 00:05:28 |
I only have one line, but I think it's a big |
| 00:05:33 |
Yeah, plus this gives us momentum |
| 00:05:36 |
- It's a perfect career move. |
| 00:05:42 |
You look great. |
| 00:05:45 |
OK. |
| 00:05:47 |
Best butler ever. |
| 00:05:59 |
- I think it's one of those European films. |
| 00:06:11 |
- You do golden showers? |
| 00:06:14 |
I-I'm Cole Kim. |
| 00:06:17 |
Well, go change into your butler outfit |
| 00:06:20 |
As I'm humping the blonde |
| 00:06:24 |
look through the peephole |
| 00:06:27 |
- Go. Wardrobe. |
| 00:06:30 |
Yes, whack off. |
| 00:06:34 |
Daylight, come on. |
| 00:06:36 |
- Change. |
| 00:06:40 |
Amateurs. |
| 00:06:42 |
Get me another butler, OK? |
| 00:06:44 |
Aim low. I want to see the hardcore. If you |
| 00:06:49 |
And... action. |
| 00:06:55 |
Now stick it right in her ass. |
| 00:07:01 |
Bend over. |
| 00:07:04 |
Please. |
| 00:07:10 |
Oh, that's... |
| 00:07:12 |
that's great. |
| 00:07:16 |
Today's my first day as a doctor. |
| 00:07:18 |
Seven years of schooling, |
| 00:07:24 |
Today's my last day as a doctor. |
| 00:07:29 |
I'm a little confused. |
| 00:07:31 |
For as long as I can remember, |
| 00:07:34 |
I've always wanted to be a ninja, |
| 00:07:37 |
So then why did you choose |
| 00:07:41 |
Um... |
| 00:07:43 |
When I was 15, |
| 00:07:47 |
Before she died, |
| 00:07:49 |
to become a doctor. |
| 00:07:53 |
Today I've fulfilled |
| 00:07:56 |
And tomorrow |
| 00:08:00 |
Do you think she intended |
| 00:08:08 |
I kept a promise. |
| 00:08:10 |
That's all I can say. |
| 00:08:13 |
So how do you intend |
| 00:08:16 |
after all these years |
| 00:08:21 |
You know, I've done my best to incorporate |
| 00:08:29 |
Very good, Victor, |
| 00:08:35 |
Right, |
| 00:08:38 |
so the pain is in your lower abdomen |
| 00:08:43 |
As an intern, I came up with the idea |
| 00:08:47 |
so that med-school students |
| 00:08:51 |
Sort of like community theater, |
| 00:08:53 |
except everyone's sick. |
| 00:08:56 |
All the time. |
| 00:08:58 |
How about film experience? |
| 00:09:01 |
I've done some film work |
| 00:09:04 |
I got to work as a stunt double. |
| 00:09:06 |
I've even worked as Breeze Loo's |
| 00:09:12 |
It's not exactly |
| 00:09:15 |
I get to combine two things I love the most - |
| 00:09:25 |
Addey, Addey, |
| 00:09:28 |
Addey, Addey, Addey. |
| 00:09:31 |
Hi, kids! |
| 00:09:33 |
Hi, Addey! |
| 00:09:35 |
Do you know |
| 00:09:38 |
Addey the Astro-duck! |
| 00:09:41 |
Say it again! |
| 00:09:42 |
I was hired by NASA's outreach division to |
| 00:09:47 |
and the space race |
| 00:09:49 |
I make public appearances |
| 00:09:53 |
and they treat me like a king. |
| 00:09:56 |
Especially moms. |
| 00:09:58 |
Is space exploration |
| 00:10:01 |
Actually, no. I think there are |
| 00:10:05 |
and here in this country. |
| 00:10:07 |
- Can you elaborate on that? |
| 00:10:10 |
Our people have been oppressed |
| 00:10:14 |
- Really? |
| 00:10:16 |
There have been no reparations |
| 00:10:19 |
building the railroads |
| 00:10:23 |
That's just the tip |
| 00:10:27 |
But, Tarrick, um... |
| 00:10:29 |
aren't you Caucasian? |
| 00:10:32 |
I'm half Chinese. |
| 00:10:36 |
So, um... |
| 00:10:38 |
why do you want to audition |
| 00:10:41 |
I admire Bruce Lee as a role model |
| 00:10:46 |
I try to be the same. Maybe my work is on |
| 00:10:52 |
but I think that reaching out |
| 00:10:56 |
certainly has its place. |
| 00:10:59 |
Do you really feel like |
| 00:11:04 |
Nothing has ever been given to me. |
| 00:11:09 |
It's that very struggle |
| 00:11:16 |
You call me "slanty eyes." |
| 00:11:19 |
I stay silent. But my eyes |
| 00:11:25 |
# Railroad worker |
| 00:11:27 |
# Railroad worker |
| 00:11:31 |
Emasculated half-man. |
| 00:11:35 |
I don't deny there's a piece of me |
| 00:11:40 |
But I am railroaded every day. |
| 00:11:42 |
Tracked and trapped. |
| 00:11:48 |
But never defeated. |
| 00:11:51 |
Never defeated. |
| 00:11:57 |
But also... |
| 00:12:02 |
never free! |
| 00:12:25 |
Let's face it, leading men and ladies |
| 00:12:30 |
But what about the people they visit, |
| 00:12:34 |
The noble savages, |
| 00:12:36 |
the exotic geishas |
| 00:12:40 |
All of them? |
| 00:12:43 |
And when I say "colored," |
| 00:12:46 |
Hollywood needs these colors |
| 00:12:50 |
And I'm the one |
| 00:12:53 |
I represent Latinos, |
| 00:12:58 |
Hell, I even got clients |
| 00:13:03 |
You want 'em, I got 'em. |
| 00:13:06 |
Some of my clients |
| 00:13:09 |
and made a real name |
| 00:13:11 |
courtesy of Roy Thunder. |
| 00:13:22 |
Clear. Go! |
| 00:13:48 |
Just relax. |
| 00:13:50 |
Troy Poon was the costar |
| 00:13:54 |
Chang. |
| 00:13:56 |
Bring this clown |
| 00:13:59 |
Hey, man, |
| 00:14:03 |
"Hey, man, |
| 00:14:06 |
Troy's tag line swept the nation. |
| 00:14:08 |
J.J. Walker had nothing on him. |
| 00:14:32 |
Wow. |
| 00:14:34 |
It's Rob Force. |
| 00:14:36 |
You know, the last time we met, |
| 00:14:40 |
I should have shot you |
| 00:14:42 |
Woulda, coulda, shoulda, |
| 00:14:46 |
Any last requests? |
| 00:14:57 |
Hey, Chang, why don't you send for |
| 00:15:02 |
Hey. |
| 00:15:03 |
I ain't gonna do your laundry. |
| 00:15:09 |
- You know what I like about you, Chang? |
| 00:15:14 |
Absolutely nothing. |
| 00:15:16 |
It was the highest-rated show |
| 00:15:20 |
But after only nine episodes, |
| 00:15:23 |
something horrible happened. |
| 00:15:25 |
Dean Silo, best known for his |
| 00:15:30 |
was found dead early this morning |
| 00:15:33 |
I'm here on the scene |
| 00:15:36 |
Officer Williams, |
| 00:15:39 |
Well, the preliminary report put the time |
| 00:15:45 |
And the circumstances |
| 00:15:48 |
Well, based on the position |
| 00:15:51 |
and several pieces of evidence, |
| 00:15:53 |
it appears that Mr. Silo |
| 00:15:57 |
and attempted autofellatio |
| 00:16:01 |
Thank you, Officer Williams. |
| 00:16:03 |
Traces of several substances |
| 00:16:07 |
including amphetamine, morphine, |
| 00:16:12 |
Quaaludes, pre-ludes, mescaline, |
| 00:16:17 |
Mercocet, Percocet, Darvocet, |
| 00:16:19 |
Roxicet, Vicodin, |
| 00:16:22 |
LSD, CPC, PYT, |
| 00:16:25 |
amphetamines, barbiturates |
| 00:16:28 |
Also, several male juvenile |
| 00:16:32 |
and a giant Nazi flag |
| 00:16:35 |
and the deceased was wearing |
| 00:16:41 |
Needless to say, |
| 00:16:44 |
and all the networks |
| 00:17:01 |
For me, a job in sales |
| 00:17:05 |
You know, |
| 00:17:08 |
The only difference is you, um... |
| 00:17:10 |
you're performing |
| 00:17:15 |
Hello, how are you? |
| 00:17:18 |
Do you have a moment? |
| 00:17:21 |
Aren't you...? |
| 00:17:28 |
A-a-aren't you...? |
| 00:17:31 |
Aren't you that guy? |
| 00:17:34 |
- Yes, yes, that's me. |
| 00:17:36 |
Do you have a moment? |
| 00:17:39 |
Why not? |
| 00:17:41 |
- Don't mind the mess. |
| 00:17:44 |
That's what this thing is for. |
| 00:17:46 |
And as you can see, |
| 00:17:49 |
is extremely simple |
| 00:17:53 |
See? I mean, |
| 00:17:58 |
It's beautiful. |
| 00:18:00 |
Its sucking power is unrivalled. |
| 00:18:04 |
Oopsie! |
| 00:18:06 |
Let's see how the new MegaVac |
| 00:18:10 |
Sorry to interrupt, |
| 00:18:14 |
- Excuse me? |
| 00:18:18 |
Please say it for us, |
| 00:18:21 |
- Cheese! |
| 00:18:23 |
- Go, go, go. |
| 00:18:26 |
Ready? |
| 00:18:56 |
Well, hello! |
| 00:19:02 |
So today |
| 00:19:06 |
What are you experiencing |
| 00:19:09 |
I imagine this is how Godard felt |
| 00:19:13 |
Yeah, yeah. |
| 00:19:17 |
So, I' m thinking... |
| 00:19:19 |
A loud, intimidating type, |
| 00:19:22 |
like a hip Genghis Khan, |
| 00:19:26 |
Well, he needs to be the silent, calm type |
| 00:19:31 |
Oh, yeah. Of course. |
| 00:19:33 |
You know, I don't mean "loud" |
| 00:19:37 |
like, "I'm Bruce Lee," |
| 00:19:39 |
I meant that he has |
| 00:19:42 |
Ronney... When you work with |
| 00:19:46 |
you very often have to |
| 00:19:48 |
even though |
| 00:19:51 |
You know, 90% of filmmaking, |
| 00:19:56 |
So this is the time |
| 00:19:59 |
You know, give him |
| 00:20:07 |
Well, |
| 00:20:10 |
All bets are off |
| 00:20:13 |
You never know when you might discover |
| 00:20:16 |
or the new Esther Rolle. |
| 00:20:26 |
You got a great look. |
| 00:20:28 |
Great look. |
| 00:20:32 |
Roy Thunder, talent manager. |
| 00:20:35 |
"Colored people"? |
| 00:20:37 |
Last time I checked, |
| 00:20:39 |
yellow was a color, my man. |
| 00:20:47 |
The casting process isn't about |
| 00:20:52 |
or who's more right for the part. |
| 00:20:55 |
Honestly, it all comes down to |
| 00:20:58 |
For example, |
| 00:21:00 |
Cassie thinks I'm a great lay. |
| 00:21:02 |
She rode me for six days last summer, |
| 00:21:06 |
Now, that may be a coincidence, |
| 00:21:08 |
but I'm not willing to |
| 00:21:13 |
You are the best in the room. |
| 00:21:16 |
You are filled with strength |
| 00:21:20 |
and power. |
| 00:21:22 |
But all around you is weakness |
| 00:21:25 |
and insecurity. |
| 00:21:28 |
They are afraid of you because |
| 00:21:35 |
Open your eyes |
| 00:21:40 |
Really look at them. |
| 00:21:43 |
They're weak. |
| 00:21:48 |
Weak. |
| 00:21:50 |
Hey, is... |
| 00:21:53 |
Hey, I think that's Breeze Loo. |
| 00:21:56 |
Cole? Cole, |
| 00:22:00 |
- But it's Breeze Loo! |
| 00:22:02 |
- I gotta go meet him. |
| 00:22:05 |
But he's Breeze Loo! |
| 00:22:12 |
Solid, baby. Solid. |
| 00:22:15 |
- Hey, Mr. Loo. |
| 00:22:16 |
- My name is Cole Kim and I'm a big fan. |
| 00:22:19 |
Yeah, I love Fist of Führer and |
| 00:22:23 |
- Oh, that's a lot of times, brother. |
| 00:22:28 |
Yeah, how do you kick three guys |
| 00:22:32 |
Oh. Saraghina, |
| 00:22:34 |
Mr. Breeze Loo. |
| 00:22:36 |
It was like he was sleeping |
| 00:22:41 |
Oh, I didn't think it was a big deal. |
| 00:22:46 |
It made you soft. |
| 00:22:49 |
- It made you lose your edge. |
| 00:22:52 |
Yeah, you asked him |
| 00:22:55 |
Well, what else |
| 00:22:58 |
Cole, come on. |
| 00:23:00 |
Look, imagine you saw Warren Beatty. |
| 00:23:05 |
OK, Breeze Loo |
| 00:23:09 |
He can beat up three guys |
| 00:23:12 |
Oh, Reggie! |
| 00:23:15 |
How you doin', baby? |
| 00:23:17 |
This cat makes me look real good |
| 00:23:25 |
Hey, baby. |
| 00:23:27 |
Oh, great. |
| 00:23:32 |
It's Loo. Breeze Loo. |
| 00:23:36 |
OK, all right. |
| 00:23:41 |
Oh. |
| 00:23:44 |
You are in group C, so it's gonna be |
| 00:23:49 |
Whoa, whoa, whoa, kitty cat. |
| 00:23:51 |
I ain't here to audition. |
| 00:23:54 |
Oh. |
| 00:23:55 |
You know, |
| 00:23:59 |
what I can do |
| 00:24:04 |
- Do you mind if I use your phone? |
| 00:24:16 |
One of your current clients |
| 00:24:19 |
Oh, Troy. |
| 00:24:22 |
Not the usual Oriental bit part. |
| 00:24:25 |
I'm talking leading yellow role |
| 00:24:29 |
That's like Nixon visiting me in Watts. |
| 00:24:32 |
- Thunder, I need to talk to you. |
| 00:24:35 |
- Hey, now. |
| 00:24:39 |
Troy, look... |
| 00:24:42 |
- Man, we're... Look, Troy... |
| 00:24:46 |
Why, huh? |
| 00:24:50 |
- It's a big part. |
| 00:24:54 |
But it's an opportunity. |
| 00:24:57 |
I... I can't believe |
| 00:25:01 |
Look, Troy, come on, man. |
| 00:25:04 |
You don't wanna go back |
| 00:25:07 |
No, of course not. |
| 00:25:12 |
This is even more insulting. |
| 00:25:16 |
Troy, what have you got to lose? |
| 00:25:21 |
You know what? |
| 00:25:23 |
You ain't doing shit |
| 00:25:27 |
Troy, hold it, man. |
| 00:25:30 |
You're making a big mistake. |
| 00:25:34 |
Yeah. |
| 00:25:43 |
- Big mistake. |
| 00:25:47 |
OK! |
| 00:25:51 |
OK, hello, everyone. |
| 00:25:53 |
Hi. |
| 00:25:54 |
Hello... Don't stand behind me. |
| 00:25:58 |
Hi, everyone. I wanted to welcome you |
| 00:26:04 |
My name is Eloise. |
| 00:26:07 |
This is Ronney. |
| 00:26:10 |
I wanted to tell you how much I appreciate |
| 00:26:14 |
I'm very grateful and I appreciate |
| 00:26:18 |
So, look, to find the best man |
| 00:26:20 |
we are going to have |
| 00:26:24 |
Not six, three. |
| 00:26:27 |
OK, and it's gonna be |
| 00:26:31 |
So how about, |
| 00:26:33 |
raise your hand if you have |
| 00:26:39 |
with an emphasis |
| 00:26:44 |
- Wow. That is... |
| 00:26:46 |
Very good for you. |
| 00:26:49 |
How about all of you eager people |
| 00:26:52 |
can follow Cassie here |
| 00:26:55 |
Thank you so much. |
| 00:26:58 |
It's pretty simple. I have found over the |
| 00:27:03 |
they spend so much time |
| 00:27:06 |
they don't connect to the average |
| 00:27:10 |
And our Bruce Lee needs to be the kind |
| 00:27:15 |
Someone... someone like Larry in Omaha |
| 00:27:20 |
You know what I mean? The last thing we |
| 00:27:26 |
to alienate America. |
| 00:27:28 |
Right, Ronney? |
| 00:27:31 |
- Yeah. |
| 00:27:34 |
So what's gonna be |
| 00:27:38 |
Well, today, in this round, |
| 00:27:42 |
these pages right here |
| 00:27:46 |
And, um... |
| 00:27:49 |
meaning the actors |
| 00:27:51 |
Specifically, what qualities |
| 00:27:57 |
Well, it depends on the person. |
| 00:28:01 |
but I would like to see the relationship |
| 00:28:06 |
It's very important what an actor brings in |
| 00:28:11 |
but what he also does |
| 00:28:18 |
You offended me. |
| 00:28:21 |
You offended my family. |
| 00:28:26 |
Great. Thank you. |
| 00:28:31 |
My name Remi Nguyen. |
| 00:28:37 |
I would like very much |
| 00:28:41 |
In my village in Vietnam, I dreamed of |
| 00:28:48 |
My parents, they would be |
| 00:28:54 |
But they didn't make it |
| 00:29:00 |
I dedicate this to them. |
| 00:29:04 |
OK. Let's get started. |
| 00:29:10 |
You offend me. |
| 00:29:12 |
You offend my family. |
| 00:29:16 |
That was nice. |
| 00:29:19 |
Can you try it one more time? |
| 00:29:21 |
But I want you to think about |
| 00:29:30 |
You offended me. |
| 00:29:34 |
You have offended me! |
| 00:29:36 |
You have offended my family! |
| 00:29:40 |
You offended me. |
| 00:29:44 |
You offended my family! |
| 00:29:48 |
You offended me |
| 00:29:51 |
Hi-yaaah! Whoo! |
| 00:29:53 |
Can we lose the glasses? |
| 00:29:56 |
I wouldn't bother. I think he's just bad. |
| 00:30:00 |
I think you're not ready for this. |
| 00:30:14 |
You offended me. |
| 00:30:17 |
You offended my family. |
| 00:30:21 |
Mm-hm. |
| 00:30:23 |
Can you hold on one second? |
| 00:30:27 |
I think |
| 00:30:30 |
see if we can inspire |
| 00:30:32 |
- Is that all right? |
| 00:30:35 |
OK. Maybe just to get |
| 00:30:39 |
I see the outfit. Do you know a little karate, |
| 00:30:45 |
I do. |
| 00:30:47 |
Would you mind... Maybe you can say |
| 00:31:07 |
You offended me. |
| 00:31:10 |
You offended my family. |
| 00:31:14 |
- Better. |
| 00:31:15 |
- A lot better. |
| 00:31:18 |
- There he is. |
| 00:31:20 |
- The man. |
| 00:31:23 |
- Do I? |
| 00:31:26 |
Thank you, brother. |
| 00:31:28 |
- I have a question, though. |
| 00:31:31 |
- You are a powerful agency. |
| 00:31:34 |
You cats are in the Hollywood big three, |
| 00:31:37 |
- Number one in the big three. |
| 00:31:40 |
- That must mean you have a lot of muscle. |
| 00:31:45 |
How many feature films have I starred in |
| 00:31:48 |
- 14. |
| 00:31:52 |
Of course. |
| 00:31:54 |
Oh, stop that. Stop. |
| 00:31:56 |
- Just the truth, man. |
| 00:31:59 |
- But I'm a bit confused. |
| 00:32:02 |
If you cats |
| 00:32:05 |
and I'm such a big star, |
| 00:32:07 |
then why the fuck am I standing here |
| 00:32:11 |
at this goddamn |
| 00:32:14 |
There must've been |
| 00:32:17 |
- A little confusion, that's all. |
| 00:32:19 |
What is so fucking confusing |
| 00:32:22 |
- We'll straighten it up. |
| 00:32:25 |
I can only imagine. |
| 00:32:29 |
Breezy. |
| 00:32:31 |
I know this place, it's like |
| 00:32:35 |
It's offer-only, you dig? |
| 00:32:38 |
You got it. |
| 00:32:41 |
Let's take care of this, fellas. |
| 00:32:45 |
- It's done. |
| 00:32:47 |
I thought |
| 00:32:53 |
He had no subtext, you know? |
| 00:32:58 |
Yeah. Yeah, I mean, |
| 00:33:00 |
I completely hear what you're saying. |
| 00:33:04 |
but as I understand it, we're looking for |
| 00:33:09 |
And, I mean, |
| 00:33:12 |
For star searching, I think it comes down to |
| 00:33:18 |
- Like what? |
| 00:33:20 |
I simply ask myself, |
| 00:33:23 |
Since we're looking for the new Bruce Lee, |
| 00:33:26 |
"Do I need to fuck this guy?" |
| 00:33:30 |
- You know? |
| 00:33:32 |
- Charlton Heston. |
| 00:33:36 |
Oh, yeah. How do you think he got to be |
| 00:33:40 |
The world wants to fuck |
| 00:33:44 |
This guy, here, |
| 00:33:49 |
After a few gin and tonics, |
| 00:33:53 |
I mean, |
| 00:33:56 |
All right, well, who... |
| 00:34:01 |
Hm. Sober. |
| 00:34:03 |
Yeah. |
| 00:34:05 |
Ooh, him. |
| 00:34:07 |
Him? A star? |
| 00:34:09 |
Oh, yeah. Are you kidding? |
| 00:34:14 |
He's got that, you know, |
| 00:34:18 |
Oh, and I would... |
| 00:34:22 |
I mean, look, I'm not saying he'd be |
| 00:34:26 |
but, you know, |
| 00:34:30 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 00:34:33 |
- Right? |
| 00:34:35 |
So who would you fuck, |
| 00:34:39 |
Unconditionally... |
| 00:34:43 |
So is someone gonna say, |
| 00:34:46 |
- Would you like that? |
| 00:34:48 |
- Sure. |
| 00:34:50 |
This is Ronney, the director. |
| 00:34:53 |
- Thank you. |
| 00:34:57 |
Action. |
| 00:34:59 |
You've offended me |
| 00:35:04 |
Cole, can I ask you to do it again? |
| 00:35:07 |
Of course, sure. |
| 00:35:09 |
If you want me to change it around |
| 00:35:12 |
Could you wait one second? |
| 00:35:14 |
I think |
| 00:35:17 |
- Yeah. Yeah. Um, just... |
| 00:35:20 |
- Maybe a little more intensity. |
| 00:35:24 |
- You shouldn't... |
| 00:35:27 |
That's really nice |
| 00:35:29 |
but, Cole, maybe a little, you know, anger. |
| 00:35:34 |
I think... |
| 00:35:40 |
You've offended me |
| 00:35:45 |
- Oh... |
| 00:35:47 |
Oh, come on. I mean, maybe if he had the |
| 00:35:53 |
No, wait a minute. |
| 00:35:55 |
Yeah, I would still fuck him, |
| 00:35:59 |
No, you think so, |
| 00:36:01 |
Oh, yes, I would. |
| 00:36:05 |
he... |
| 00:36:07 |
wouldn't have to |
| 00:36:10 |
I would just... fuck him. |
| 00:36:12 |
All right, Ronney, are you listening to |
| 00:36:17 |
What? Who are you |
| 00:36:22 |
No, you're totally right. |
| 00:36:25 |
You can want to fuck whoever you please |
| 00:36:30 |
Absolutely. I'm sorry. |
| 00:36:32 |
- It's OK. |
| 00:36:37 |
Hi! |
| 00:36:39 |
I know you've been so patient. |
| 00:36:43 |
We are finally ready, and before I put the |
| 00:36:48 |
We saw some really wonderful |
| 00:36:54 |
Congratulations. |
| 00:36:58 |
Excuse me. |
| 00:37:01 |
Yeah! Yes! |
| 00:37:03 |
All right! |
| 00:37:06 |
I told you! I told you. |
| 00:37:09 |
- Look. |
| 00:37:29 |
So, Raja, |
| 00:37:36 |
All I can say is I did my best. |
| 00:37:42 |
Do you think that you'll return |
| 00:37:48 |
Probably not. |
| 00:37:50 |
I heard Warner's |
| 00:37:56 |
Maybe I could pass for an Indian. |
| 00:38:08 |
So, Breeze, how often |
| 00:38:14 |
You know what most people don't realize? |
| 00:38:20 |
Like right now, I'm working. |
| 00:38:23 |
I'm taking the time |
| 00:38:26 |
in order to be that image that's |
| 00:38:30 |
See, Breeze Loo isn't just the cat that |
| 00:38:35 |
No. Breeze Loo is an idea. |
| 00:38:38 |
He's a force of nature |
| 00:38:41 |
that keeps that Breeze Loo juggernaut |
| 00:38:45 |
I work very hard |
| 00:38:48 |
All I ask is for those individuals out there to |
| 00:38:53 |
That's why I fired my agents. |
| 00:38:56 |
So, then, |
| 00:38:59 |
I got the Bruce Lee audition tomorrow. |
| 00:39:02 |
But what about your refusal |
| 00:39:08 |
I realized it's a bit premature for me to be |
| 00:39:14 |
mainly because the producer and director |
| 00:39:18 |
So, I'm gonna go through |
| 00:39:21 |
they're gonna see firsthand |
| 00:39:25 |
and then they're gonna pay the full price |
| 00:39:29 |
$500, |
| 00:39:32 |
- We couldn't have children of our own. |
| 00:39:37 |
Well, we got Breezy when we lost Penny, |
| 00:39:42 |
Yeah. Yeah, Penny was |
| 00:39:46 |
my wife was so upset, |
| 00:39:51 |
to make her feel better, |
| 00:39:54 |
- Breeze. |
| 00:39:57 |
$500, that's what it cost. |
| 00:39:59 |
- Tom, don't talk prices. |
| 00:40:03 |
Well, Breezy certainly is |
| 00:40:08 |
He gave us this house |
| 00:40:10 |
and a big Cadillac |
| 00:40:13 |
Oh, yeah, we sure as hell won't forget |
| 00:40:19 |
My dad fought in the Korean War. |
| 00:40:23 |
Yeah, most guys, they would |
| 00:40:28 |
but not Cole's dad. |
| 00:40:30 |
If not for him, |
| 00:40:32 |
Yeah, we grew up in Alabama |
| 00:40:36 |
and Saraghina |
| 00:40:39 |
Mm. |
| 00:40:40 |
We weren't very popular. |
| 00:40:42 |
Yeah, if I got hit in the head |
| 00:40:45 |
I knew it was the white kids. |
| 00:40:49 |
If it was a rock, |
| 00:40:53 |
It all hurt the same. |
| 00:40:56 |
We dreamed of leaving the South. |
| 00:40:58 |
We even tried |
| 00:41:02 |
We'd sit around for hours, |
| 00:41:06 |
Mm-hm. |
| 00:41:11 |
Mr. Rogers. |
| 00:41:15 |
Buddha never bowled! |
| 00:41:18 |
Buddha never bowled! |
| 00:41:21 |
Buddha never bowled! |
| 00:41:24 |
Buddha never bowled! |
| 00:41:27 |
Buddha never bowled! |
| 00:41:30 |
Buddha never bowled! |
| 00:41:34 |
Tarrick's always been very active, |
| 00:41:37 |
just like his dad. |
| 00:41:41 |
Many men abandon their families with |
| 00:41:45 |
Tarrick's dad, |
| 00:41:49 |
First of all, he was a real narcissist. He |
| 00:41:54 |
If we had girls, |
| 00:41:57 |
Anyway, |
| 00:41:59 |
mainly because Derrick |
| 00:42:03 |
I can't believe |
| 00:42:06 |
He moved to Cincinnati after the divorce. |
| 00:42:10 |
but to completely cut off all contact |
| 00:42:14 |
I mean, who does that? |
| 00:42:16 |
He wanted a new family, fine, but guess |
| 00:42:22 |
Garrick, Tarrick and Erick, same goddamn |
| 00:42:26 |
Who does that? |
| 00:42:30 |
I used to have meaty roles |
| 00:42:34 |
I was entrusted to play characters |
| 00:42:38 |
and from various walks of life. |
| 00:42:41 |
But that was college. |
| 00:42:49 |
Hey, man, |
| 00:42:52 |
I saw them. |
| 00:42:54 |
And then I ate them. |
| 00:42:58 |
You what? |
| 00:43:01 |
I don't know what to tell you, man. |
| 00:43:04 |
The more I ate, |
| 00:43:17 |
- That will be 14.39. |
| 00:43:22 |
You know what? |
| 00:43:26 |
Now, that's what I call |
| 00:43:31 |
- Hi. |
| 00:43:35 |
Well, the good news is, |
| 00:43:37 |
I've been in 12 feature films |
| 00:43:43 |
OK, that will be... |
| 00:43:45 |
...9.69. |
| 00:43:47 |
And the bad news is, |
| 00:43:51 |
was a Chinese |
| 00:43:54 |
Last week, |
| 00:43:58 |
They said they wanna represent me. |
| 00:44:00 |
I mean, |
| 00:44:02 |
- Gentlemen, this is Troy Poon. |
| 00:44:06 |
They're one of the biggies. |
| 00:44:08 |
Finally, representation with power. |
| 00:44:11 |
They can fight |
| 00:44:14 |
- Thank you for coming in. Appreciate it. |
| 00:44:18 |
- We think you're a movie star. |
| 00:44:21 |
We are gonna |
| 00:44:25 |
I just got you a meeting |
| 00:44:28 |
who is starting |
| 00:44:31 |
and he's looking for a yellow lead. |
| 00:44:34 |
- This flick has a built-in audience. |
| 00:44:37 |
- Some cool camera work. |
| 00:44:40 |
We're talking |
| 00:44:43 |
You ever hear of Bruce Lee? |
| 00:44:45 |
Anyway, he's hotter now |
| 00:44:49 |
Imagine, getting to be Bruce Lee. |
| 00:44:54 |
Right when it matters most. |
| 00:45:03 |
What in the hell was that? |
| 00:45:08 |
Huh? |
| 00:45:14 |
Cole, why did you choose |
| 00:45:19 |
When I told her |
| 00:45:21 |
I think the idea of me |
| 00:45:24 |
Well, I mean, |
| 00:45:28 |
it's hard to see them do something like that |
| 00:45:33 |
What if there's |
| 00:45:37 |
Saraghina's gonna be |
| 00:45:39 |
and she's gonna realize |
| 00:45:44 |
How has |
| 00:45:47 |
by your new |
| 00:45:50 |
It's been, um... |
| 00:45:54 |
because as his girlfriend, |
| 00:45:58 |
but as his manager, |
| 00:46:01 |
No, you don't. |
| 00:46:04 |
But I'm your manager. |
| 00:46:07 |
- I know. |
| 00:46:09 |
I'm doing my job. |
| 00:46:12 |
You're doing a great job, honey. |
| 00:46:14 |
No, I'm not. |
| 00:46:18 |
I'm trying to help you, but you're |
| 00:46:21 |
you're eating chili fries when you're |
| 00:46:27 |
- What? See? |
| 00:46:30 |
- I'm listening, OK? |
| 00:46:32 |
I'm serious. |
| 00:46:36 |
You're doing a great job. |
| 00:46:38 |
Can you pass me a napkin? |
| 00:47:02 |
So, round two, I thought, you know, |
| 00:47:07 |
so I needed something that was going to |
| 00:47:11 |
Ten-hut! |
| 00:47:14 |
Attention! |
| 00:47:18 |
Give us one line facing front. Now! |
| 00:47:21 |
So I thought Mac and TJ, |
| 00:47:25 |
you know, killing, |
| 00:47:28 |
and running around |
| 00:47:31 |
I kinda feel like |
| 00:47:34 |
that is gonna lend a little, uh... |
| 00:47:40 |
I understand we're here to help you |
| 00:47:47 |
That's kinda funny to me. |
| 00:47:49 |
'Cause on the battlefield, |
| 00:47:52 |
There's no mistaking the two. |
| 00:47:55 |
See, the real men, |
| 00:47:58 |
and the shit bags, they stay back |
| 00:48:05 |
Tell you the truth, |
| 00:48:09 |
But you'll get a chance to prove me wrong. |
| 00:48:15 |
See if any of you |
| 00:48:18 |
- Do you understand? |
| 00:48:22 |
Oh. |
| 00:48:24 |
A military boy. |
| 00:48:26 |
You serve for Uncle Sam? |
| 00:48:30 |
N-no. |
| 00:48:33 |
Fuckin' pussy. |
| 00:48:36 |
Whoaaaa! |
| 00:48:38 |
Who do we have here? |
| 00:48:42 |
- What's your name, boy? |
| 00:48:45 |
"Nguyen." |
| 00:48:48 |
No, I fight the Vietcong! |
| 00:48:53 |
Sneaky bastards, aren't they? |
| 00:48:56 |
What's so funny, douche face? |
| 00:48:58 |
- Nothing. |
| 00:49:01 |
You think you're |
| 00:49:05 |
I'm gonna keep my eye on you. |
| 00:49:08 |
We think it's sad |
| 00:49:11 |
All you pinko fuckin' hippies |
| 00:49:15 |
Mac here, he gave up his eye |
| 00:49:19 |
And you wanna know |
| 00:49:22 |
I said, do you wanna know |
| 00:49:26 |
You spit on us and burned our flag |
| 00:49:31 |
Never knowing where the next bullet |
| 00:49:34 |
Going into a village, |
| 00:49:37 |
Tell 'em how it was, Mac. |
| 00:49:40 |
- Hearing and smelling goddamn commies. |
| 00:49:45 |
Crawling on our bellies while |
| 00:49:49 |
ready to slice and dice us |
| 00:49:51 |
- That's hell! Hell was... |
| 00:49:54 |
Hell was getting called a gook |
| 00:49:57 |
while they step on your body |
| 00:50:00 |
That's hell! |
| 00:50:03 |
Spitting up blood, |
| 00:50:07 |
choking on your own vomit. |
| 00:50:15 |
But let me make this clear. |
| 00:50:21 |
I would have gone through that hell |
| 00:50:28 |
Huh! |
| 00:50:34 |
He has better legs. Much better legs. |
| 00:50:38 |
That was good. |
| 00:50:42 |
Yeah, kill him. |
| 00:50:54 |
No, no. Cross him off. |
| 00:51:15 |
Breeze Loo, what do you |
| 00:51:20 |
I'm not exactly sure |
| 00:51:22 |
I mean, aren't we auditioning |
| 00:51:26 |
It's a little overwhelming at times, |
| 00:51:29 |
You're in front of Mr. Loo like that |
| 00:51:32 |
I mean, I've seen him in tons of movies. |
| 00:52:00 |
Come on! |
| 00:52:15 |
Fight! Huh! |
| 00:52:18 |
Stop dancing! |
| 00:52:23 |
It was the last straw, really. |
| 00:52:26 |
I just couldn't take it anymore, |
| 00:52:29 |
It was bad enough |
| 00:52:34 |
but I just couldn't handle |
| 00:52:37 |
the disappointment I felt |
| 00:52:41 |
You know, it was just... |
| 00:52:43 |
It was... too much. |
| 00:52:47 |
So... |
| 00:52:48 |
so that's why |
| 00:52:54 |
But I'm still his manager, though. |
| 00:52:57 |
And, um... |
| 00:52:59 |
So now I can guide his career |
| 00:53:02 |
without any of the guilt |
| 00:53:07 |
I need to talk to you. |
| 00:53:11 |
- We're... |
| 00:53:13 |
Shut your face! |
| 00:53:18 |
- You need to calm down! |
| 00:53:21 |
We agreed |
| 00:53:24 |
No! |
| 00:53:26 |
You stupid face! |
| 00:53:39 |
Finally. |
| 00:53:45 |
show 'em who I really am, |
| 00:53:47 |
The color of my skin, |
| 00:53:50 |
None of it mattered. |
| 00:53:54 |
The room was captivated, |
| 00:53:58 |
And then he showed up. |
| 00:54:00 |
- Eli, hi! Ronney. |
| 00:54:03 |
When my step-cousin |
| 00:54:06 |
he caught Eli in a movie |
| 00:54:09 |
I mean, |
| 00:54:11 |
but he just won |
| 00:54:15 |
And I think it's just a matter of time before |
| 00:54:19 |
G'day, guys. |
| 00:54:21 |
That guy Eli waltzed in late |
| 00:54:25 |
He didn't even show at the first round |
| 00:54:28 |
Some of us |
| 00:54:32 |
Some of us had to fight |
| 00:54:38 |
Eli is not "some of us." |
| 00:54:41 |
How's it all going, |
| 00:54:44 |
- It's good. |
| 00:54:45 |
- Yeah, it's good fun. |
| 00:54:49 |
- Yeah, he's pretty good. |
| 00:54:53 |
I mean, |
| 00:54:56 |
Well, hold on. I mean, |
| 00:54:59 |
We have a few |
| 00:55:02 |
Close the deal and cancel the next round. |
| 00:55:06 |
What? |
| 00:55:09 |
It would be a waste of everyone's time |
| 00:55:14 |
OK, Ronney, you oughta know, |
| 00:55:20 |
I'm the director. |
| 00:55:22 |
Cast him now. |
| 00:55:28 |
So, Eli, |
| 00:55:30 |
what's it like |
| 00:55:34 |
Well, there's a certain amount |
| 00:55:37 |
when my work is acknowledged, |
| 00:55:41 |
What challenges do you |
| 00:55:45 |
Well, you mean |
| 00:55:48 |
Are you suggesting |
| 00:55:53 |
There's... there are some questions I need |
| 00:55:58 |
- Like what? |
| 00:56:02 |
am I working with |
| 00:56:04 |
You know, |
| 00:56:07 |
Secondly, |
| 00:56:09 |
is this really a safe and nurturing |
| 00:56:13 |
And third... |
| 00:56:18 |
How is this for my career, |
| 00:56:22 |
I'm trying to build one, |
| 00:56:24 |
so it's important right now. |
| 00:56:27 |
You know, this cat, Eli, does he have |
| 00:56:31 |
Does he even indicate for one second |
| 00:56:37 |
- No. |
| 00:56:40 |
But do you think that his presence |
| 00:56:45 |
Absolutely not. The cat's parlor tricks |
| 00:56:49 |
because he knows he doesn't have |
| 00:56:53 |
true power and the ability to destroy |
| 00:56:58 |
This is just unacceptable. |
| 00:57:01 |
All I asked for was a fair fight. |
| 00:57:04 |
We're stuck here, in limbo. |
| 00:57:08 |
Waiting. |
| 00:57:11 |
The studio just doesn't get it. |
| 00:57:13 |
Eli's not even American, |
| 00:57:16 |
and they're allowing him to come in here |
| 00:57:23 |
Typical. |
| 00:57:25 |
Foreigners coming in here |
| 00:57:28 |
We Asian-Americans have it bad enough. |
| 00:57:32 |
So what's about to happen next? |
| 00:57:35 |
- Well, Eli called a meeting. |
| 00:57:38 |
- Well, what do I do? |
| 00:57:42 |
You just stroke his dick a bit |
| 00:57:46 |
It's standard procedure, OK? |
| 00:57:49 |
- G'day, fellas! |
| 00:57:52 |
- I got you some coffee. |
| 00:57:54 |
Hey, Eloise. |
| 00:58:01 |
- Oh! |
| 00:58:04 |
- Alone. |
| 00:58:07 |
No, just the boom guy. |
| 00:58:12 |
- All right. |
| 00:58:41 |
Ronney? |
| 00:58:46 |
Are you OK? |
| 00:58:50 |
Do you wanna talk? |
| 00:59:02 |
Is this his home? |
| 00:59:04 |
Eight. |
| 00:59:07 |
Here he is. |
| 00:59:09 |
You couldn't |
| 00:59:12 |
Ronney! |
| 00:59:14 |
Ronney, can we talk, honey? |
| 00:59:19 |
All right, come on. |
| 00:59:23 |
I mean, we can do a lot better than, |
| 00:59:29 |
Ronney? |
| 00:59:31 |
All right, Ronney, not to state the obvious |
| 00:59:36 |
Eli cares only about Eli. He would have |
| 00:59:42 |
What's your next move? |
| 00:59:44 |
You don't have to touch me. |
| 00:59:46 |
Ronney. |
| 00:59:48 |
Ronney, sweetheart? |
| 00:59:51 |
Goddamn fucking... |
| 00:59:57 |
OK, Ronney. Ronney, we haven't even |
| 01:00:03 |
You know, |
| 01:00:05 |
Do you know how many amazing stars |
| 01:00:08 |
They were shit until they were projected on |
| 01:00:13 |
I mean, |
| 01:00:18 |
Ronney... |
| 01:00:21 |
All right. |
| 01:00:25 |
Ronney, |
| 01:00:28 |
I am going to handle everything |
| 01:00:32 |
I'm gonna... |
| 01:00:35 |
and I will make the final choices |
| 01:00:39 |
So don't you worry about it. |
| 01:00:42 |
OK, let's go! |
| 01:00:47 |
Oh. Hi. |
| 01:01:21 |
Well, well. |
| 01:01:23 |
- You made it. |
| 01:01:26 |
I'm only surprised |
| 01:01:31 |
It takes time |
| 01:01:35 |
I wasn't the one |
| 01:01:39 |
That's because |
| 01:01:42 |
Excuses, excuses. |
| 01:01:46 |
I'm shocked to see |
| 01:01:49 |
You will pay for your audacity. |
| 01:01:52 |
Run, baby, it's a trap! |
| 01:01:55 |
Kimberly, |
| 01:01:58 |
I've got to hand it to you, brother. |
| 01:02:00 |
You always did have |
| 01:02:07 |
- Brother. |
| 01:02:12 |
Unlike me. |
| 01:02:14 |
- You can't let the past be your master. |
| 01:02:19 |
But, my dear brother, |
| 01:02:22 |
I can seize the present! |
| 01:02:25 |
Oh! |
| 01:02:27 |
You keep her out of this, brother. |
| 01:02:30 |
We're not kids anymore. |
| 01:02:34 |
And besides, |
| 01:02:40 |
I can't let you |
| 01:02:42 |
Move another inch closer |
| 01:02:48 |
Do you really think |
| 01:02:51 |
Do you really think |
| 01:02:57 |
I'm sorry. Can we just cut that |
| 01:03:00 |
No, we're fine, Breeze. |
| 01:03:02 |
Why don't we go six lines back |
| 01:03:05 |
- It's not necessary. |
| 01:03:07 |
He's seen all he needs to see. |
| 01:03:09 |
- Yeah, but we don't have a clean take. |
| 01:03:13 |
- It's enough? |
| 01:03:16 |
- Thank you, Breeze. |
| 01:03:26 |
That's ridiculous. They cut you off |
| 01:03:30 |
I thought we were |
| 01:03:32 |
I agree. That's why you need someone |
| 01:03:36 |
Cole, are you ready? |
| 01:03:39 |
You call me. |
| 01:03:44 |
- Thanks. |
| 01:03:46 |
Cole? |
| 01:03:50 |
OK, let's go. |
| 01:03:54 |
Roll camera. |
| 01:03:55 |
Mark it. |
| 01:03:57 |
Set. |
| 01:03:59 |
Action. |
| 01:04:00 |
Look at you. |
| 01:04:06 |
Tongue-tied, brother? |
| 01:04:11 |
You may be holding the cards, |
| 01:04:15 |
but you have nothing. |
| 01:04:18 |
That's why you're trying to |
| 01:04:24 |
But it won't work |
| 01:04:27 |
because you have to |
| 01:04:32 |
Who are you, |
| 01:04:34 |
really? |
| 01:04:37 |
You're the worst kind of villain that |
| 01:04:41 |
a monster who acts like |
| 01:04:44 |
but then will betray them |
| 01:04:49 |
Yeah, I may have been a fool for trusting |
| 01:04:53 |
But you... |
| 01:04:56 |
Oh, you'll get what you deserve. |
| 01:05:00 |
Maybe not now, |
| 01:05:03 |
but all your lies |
| 01:05:07 |
and you will be left alone |
| 01:05:09 |
to see yourself |
| 01:05:12 |
and suffer. |
| 01:05:15 |
Wow! |
| 01:05:18 |
- Wow. |
| 01:05:20 |
Cole, that was... |
| 01:05:25 |
Where's Breeze? |
| 01:05:27 |
Where the fuck is Breeze? |
| 01:05:30 |
A screen test to me is like |
| 01:05:34 |
It's not exactly fair. |
| 01:05:37 |
than pretty much any |
| 01:05:39 |
You know, for me, it's the difference |
| 01:05:44 |
It's pretty seamless. |
| 01:05:46 |
Hey, fucker. |
| 01:05:48 |
Cole? |
| 01:05:53 |
Cole, Cole, Cole! |
| 01:05:55 |
Get off me! |
| 01:05:58 |
- Cole! Cole! |
| 01:06:01 |
- Stop that! |
| 01:06:07 |
- Cole? |
| 01:06:11 |
- Oh, my God! |
| 01:06:13 |
- Are you OK? |
| 01:06:16 |
- What's happened? |
| 01:06:20 |
Cole, |
| 01:06:22 |
what was it like |
| 01:06:30 |
She just betrayed me |
| 01:06:38 |
That's all I have to say. |
| 01:06:43 |
Breeze, |
| 01:06:46 |
He's a coward. Only a true coward |
| 01:06:51 |
- Why did he attack you? |
| 01:06:56 |
What are the chances |
| 01:07:00 |
Well, was it even a question |
| 01:07:03 |
I mean, seriously, take a look. |
| 01:07:05 |
I'm the real deal, baby. I mean, |
| 01:07:09 |
Do you think the studio was considering |
| 01:07:14 |
Come on. |
| 01:07:16 |
Hey, Doc. |
| 01:07:18 |
Reggie! |
| 01:07:20 |
When did you become a doctor? |
| 01:07:25 |
My name is Raja. |
| 01:07:29 |
Really? |
| 01:07:38 |
Cole. |
| 01:07:40 |
Cole is intense. |
| 01:07:43 |
- He did some really good work. |
| 01:07:48 |
I'm sorry. I gotta go with my gut, |
| 01:07:54 |
OK. Well, uh, I don't know. |
| 01:07:56 |
He's kind of... |
| 01:07:59 |
I don't feel comfortable |
| 01:08:01 |
- Really? |
| 01:08:05 |
Well, Ronney, |
| 01:08:07 |
I mean, creepy's... |
| 01:08:12 |
No. |
| 01:08:14 |
All right. |
| 01:08:17 |
OK, got it. |
| 01:08:19 |
Well, you know what? |
| 01:08:21 |
I mean, |
| 01:08:24 |
Makes sense. |
| 01:08:27 |
OK. |
| 01:08:29 |
All right, so Breeze. |
| 01:08:32 |
- Yes. |
| 01:08:34 |
- Cole and Breeze. |
| 01:08:37 |
- Anyone else? |
| 01:08:39 |
No. No one else is really gonna cut it, |
| 01:08:42 |
Well, we need to find one or two more |
| 01:08:46 |
Yeah, fine. Fine. |
| 01:08:49 |
I have my pick, |
| 01:08:57 |
OK, well, Cassie, uh... |
| 01:09:01 |
OK. |
| 01:09:10 |
They will tell you you are not unique, |
| 01:09:13 |
You are. You are, |
| 01:09:16 |
Oh, my God, Breeze! |
| 01:09:19 |
Oh, my God. |
| 01:09:24 |
Excuse me. |
| 01:09:29 |
What in the hell is going on here? |
| 01:09:33 |
- I've been calling him. He's not picking up. |
| 01:09:37 |
OK, can someone tell me why the fuck |
| 01:09:41 |
- He's like a fucking fungus. |
| 01:09:45 |
Hey, Dad. Hey! |
| 01:09:48 |
Mr. Kurtainbaum, I would like to |
| 01:10:11 |
- Would you get 'em out of here, please? |
| 01:10:14 |
- Please go. Get 'em out. |
| 01:10:17 |
Now. Now. |
| 01:10:23 |
Go... You too, please. |
| 01:10:27 |
I'm gonna ask you once, |
| 01:10:29 |
- Go. |
| 01:10:32 |
This will just take a few minutes. |
| 01:10:39 |
Are you guys |
| 01:10:43 |
We just spent a week of good money |
| 01:10:46 |
Do you have any idea - |
| 01:10:51 |
You give me some crippled Chink, a white |
| 01:10:56 |
Two feet taller |
| 01:10:59 |
God! |
| 01:11:01 |
You're... you're fired. |
| 01:11:04 |
- And you're fired! |
| 01:11:06 |
- Fired! |
| 01:11:08 |
Ronney |
| 01:11:10 |
- A vision, my ass. Go! Go! |
| 01:11:14 |
Please, would you go... |
| 01:11:17 |
- Go! |
| 01:11:21 |
Son, go! |
| 01:11:27 |
Oh, you. |
| 01:11:30 |
Take your fucking fishing pole |
| 01:11:34 |
but not in my pond! |
| 01:11:40 |
So how do you plan on |
| 01:11:46 |
We're in the business of making money. |
| 01:11:50 |
We own some footage of someone |
| 01:11:55 |
We need to find someone who looks like |
| 01:11:59 |
so we can package the picture |
| 01:12:05 |
Huh? |
| 01:12:06 |
What's so hard about that? |
| 01:12:09 |
Are you gonna conduct |
| 01:12:14 |
Search? |
| 01:12:18 |
I can go down to fucking Chinatown |
| 01:12:23 |
Five minutes. |
| 01:12:26 |
But would that be |
| 01:12:29 |
Faster than you could say |
| 01:12:32 |
- Egg foo yung. |
| 01:12:35 |
And his brother. |
| 01:12:43 |
# Hey |
| 01:12:45 |
# I ain't got no satisfaction |
| 01:12:48 |
# No satisfac... |
| 01:12:50 |
# No satisfaction |
| 01:12:52 |
# Keep on dancin' |
| 01:12:55 |
Howdy, pardners. It's EZ Breezy, bringing |
| 01:13:00 |
This Gremlin's a peppy critter that'll outrun |
| 01:13:04 |
That's right, ladies and gentlemen. |
| 01:13:09 |
$470? |
| 01:13:12 |
I'll give it to you for $440. That's right, |
| 01:13:16 |
but you gotta mosey on down here mighty |
| 01:13:21 |
# I ain't got no satisfaction |
| 01:13:24 |
# No satisfac... |
| 01:13:26 |
# No satisfaction |
| 01:13:28 |
# Hey |
| 01:13:30 |
# Keep on dancin' |
| 01:13:32 |
# Hey |
| 01:13:35 |
Frankly, that audition process |
| 01:13:38 |
It made me realize that the only way |
| 01:13:44 |
No longer will I be at the mercy |
| 01:13:49 |
- What is it you're doing now? |
| 01:13:53 |
But it's not just a movie |
| 01:13:56 |
it's a... |
| 01:14:00 |
Till now, the Asian-American male |
| 01:14:04 |
by being systematically excluded |
| 01:14:09 |
Is that why |
| 01:14:13 |
It's a revolution. |
| 01:14:15 |
- # Keep on dancin' |
| 01:14:17 |
- # Keep on dancin' |
| 01:14:20 |
- # Keep on dancin' |
| 01:14:22 |
# Keep on, keep on |
| 01:14:24 |
- # Keep on dancin' |
| 01:14:26 |
- # Keep on dancin' |
| 01:14:30 |
So, Cole and Saraghina, |
| 01:14:32 |
what's been happening |
| 01:14:35 |
Well, we were having a few problems |
| 01:14:38 |
Mm-hm, |
| 01:14:41 |
I just can't imagine |
| 01:14:51 |
# Hey |
| 01:14:53 |
# I ain't got no satisfaction |
| 01:14:56 |
# No satisfac... |
| 01:14:58 |
# No satisfaction |
| 01:15:00 |
# Hey |
| 01:15:02 |
# I ain't got no satisfaction |
| 01:15:04 |
# I ain't got no satisfaction |
| 01:15:06 |
# So I keep on dancin' |
| 01:15:09 |
# I got no car, |
| 01:15:13 |
# Live at home with my ma |
| 01:15:15 |
# She tells me, "Get a job |
| 01:15:17 |
# "Go to school, go to church " |
| 01:15:19 |
# Get my hand out her purse |
| 01:15:21 |
# Or at least do some dirt |
| 01:15:24 |
# Maybe then, I'll have work |
| 01:15:26 |
# With my family |
| 01:15:28 |
# I can't be a doctor, lawyer or athlete, |
| 01:15:32 |
# Girls think I'm nasty, |
| 01:15:36 |
# Hey |
| 01:15:38 |
# I ain't got no satisfaction |
| 01:15:41 |
# No satisfac... |
| 01:15:43 |
# No satisfaction |
| 01:15:45 |
# Hey |
| 01:15:47 |
# I ain't got no satisfaction |
| 01:15:49 |
# I ain't got no satisfaction |
| 01:15:51 |
# So I keep on dancin' |
| 01:15:53 |
# Is it the way I look |
| 01:15:56 |
# And I understand |
| 01:15:58 |
# I'm a dude with the jewels |
| 01:16:00 |
# But I'm down to pay dues |
| 01:16:02 |
# You make action happen, |
| 01:16:05 |
# Blood, sweat and tears, |
| 01:16:07 |
# 21 songs, |
| 01:16:10 |
# Why's it getting slept on |
| 01:16:12 |
# Stop the snoozing |
| 01:16:14 |
# The rhyme's cocaine |
| 01:16:16 |
# And it's A- OK, |
| 01:16:18 |
# Of the dopest cuts |
| 01:16:21 |
# Hey |
| 01:16:23 |
And... action! |
| 01:16:25 |
Action! Oooh! |
| 01:16:28 |
Oh, that looks terrible. |
| 01:16:32 |
# I ain't got no satisfaction |
| 01:16:34 |
# I ain't got no satisfaction |
| 01:16:44 |
Oh, baby, that was so sexy. |
| 01:16:48 |
Oh, I like it! |
| 01:16:50 |
- I'm gonna gash your head open! |
| 01:16:53 |
This is like Crash. |
| 01:16:57 |
Look at his face, dude! |
| 01:17:00 |
Last-take shuffle! |
| 01:17:02 |
Spin kick? |
| 01:17:09 |
Action! |
| 01:17:10 |
# No satisfac... |
| 01:17:12 |
# No satisfaction |
| 01:17:15 |
Hi-yaah! |
| 01:17:26 |
You know, |
| 01:17:29 |
I don't quite understand. |
| 01:17:37 |
Check the gate |
| 01:17:39 |
There's a party goin' on |
