Fired Up

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00:00:33 Did you feel that too?
00:00:34 - What?
00:00:36 It's like butterflies.
00:00:37 My mom said when I met
00:00:41 I think I'm ready.
00:00:45 Can you believe him?
00:00:46 He falls so easily.
00:00:48 I'm a little more guarded.
00:00:49 I guess it's because
00:00:54 I'll never hurt you.
00:01:01 - My dad.
00:01:03 - You guys are sisters?
00:01:05 They went to the gym.
00:01:07 Your best bet is to curl into a ball
00:01:10 I'm telling you this
00:01:19 What's our play?
00:01:20 Run for the window. I'll get
00:01:23 - Ready, break.
00:01:45 We should wait
00:01:50 You've gotta be kidding me.
00:01:52 Do you think they have any concept
00:02:04 Reverse kitty cat, dog-leg left,
00:02:30 - Hey, I'm Nick.
00:02:44 Come on, Tigers. Yeah!
00:02:48 Split Johnny left!
00:02:50 Come on! Come on, guys!
00:03:05 Yeah! Yeah! All day. All day.
00:03:09 - What do you wanna do?
00:03:12 Looks like she wouldn't mind
00:03:15 No, I mean, the play, in the game.
00:03:16 - Come on, guys, focus.
00:03:19 Check it, couple of meatloaves
00:03:21 Not mad at that belly ring either.
00:03:23 Have you seen this blond?
00:03:26 Wonder if her carpet
00:03:28 Delay of game, loss of five yards.
00:03:30 And just because
00:03:32 ...doesn't mean you can
00:03:35 - Sorry, coach.
00:03:38 Tigers!
00:03:40 Come on, crowd
00:03:42 N- O-I-S-E
00:03:44 God. See, look, we took too long.
00:03:46 Here come
00:03:48 Noise, N-O-I-S-E
00:03:51 Tigers.
00:04:00 - Well, I am pumped up.
00:04:03 Hold on,
00:04:05 - Is that a seven? A five and a two?
00:04:09 I don't wanna run laps all afternoon.
00:04:12 Dude, your cousin stuck his finger
00:04:16 They playing us loose. Let's
00:04:19 The hell with that, man.
00:04:22 - You gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
00:04:25 All right. Pro-zoom trips, deep route,
00:04:29 Break.
00:04:31 54s and Mike, watch that blitz.
00:04:34 Blue 17, set, hut.
00:04:44 Come on, Shawn.
00:04:46 Come on, baby. Yeah!
00:05:01 - Hey, I'm Nick.
00:05:09 - Hey, Shawn.
00:05:11 Thanks for helping me study Bio.
00:05:15 No, you're not.
00:05:16 Pressure forcing a solvent
00:05:18 ...like when a water balloon
00:05:21 Got it. Thanks. You're so awesome.
00:05:25 No. Science is awesome.
00:05:27 And you're awesome.
00:05:30 - Thanks.
00:05:32 Nick. Hey, Nick.
00:05:34 - Name, name. I need a name.
00:05:36 - Jennifer, hi, how are you?
00:05:39 - Are you going to the bonfire tonight?
00:05:41 I was just saying to Shawn here...
00:05:43 ...I cannot wait to go to the bonfire
00:05:46 - Jennifer.
00:05:50 - I'll see you tonight.
00:05:54 - It's not that hard a name to remember.
00:05:58 The name gets erased
00:06:00 - There's like 3000 kids at this school.
00:06:04 I don't know how it works.
00:06:06 - There are my guys.
00:06:08 - ... he says "shit. " I say seven.
00:06:10 - Hey, coach.
00:06:12 Shitheads think you're the shit?
00:06:13 That you don't need
00:06:15 I'll kick the shit out of you.
00:06:19 - I guess so.
00:06:21 - Who wouldn't be pumped?
00:06:24 I am gonna push you like you've
00:06:27 Your muscles will ache,
00:06:29 You'll shit blood out of holes
00:06:31 At least we're gonna
00:06:34 No. Change it up this year.
00:06:38 Hotter than your shithole.
00:06:40 We're gonna get
00:06:42 Bus leaves Monday
00:06:45 - Which is?
00:06:47 - Of course.
00:06:48 Skip your morning shit
00:06:53 Ten "shits," you win.
00:06:55 It's a gift. I'm not proud of it.
00:06:59 Bye.
00:07:02 Maybe I'll see you
00:07:05 Don't be obvious.
00:07:07 You guys coming
00:07:08 - Hells, yeah. He gave it to you again?
00:07:11 He figures if he lets
00:07:13 ...I'll forgive him for not being there
00:07:15 And guess what. He's right.
00:07:18 Did you hear football camp's gonna
00:07:22 We gonna be sweating, hallucinating,
00:07:24 Like being on shrooms,
00:07:27 "Where's the car? Where's the car?
00:07:33 - Two weeks, Shawn. Two weeks.
00:07:37 Two weeks out of the best
00:07:39 Two weeks we're never
00:07:42 I know.
00:07:44 So are you guys psyched
00:07:46 It's, like, all I think about.
00:07:48 Know how Martin Luther King
00:07:51 To kick ass at cheer camp. And if
00:07:55 - Call me and Dr. King shallow.
00:07:59 That makes you real.
00:08:01 We have got to do better
00:08:03 We could take a dump in our pants
00:08:07 - I'm just saying.
00:08:10 And if we work hard,
00:08:13 I don't know.
00:08:15 ...who want it just as much
00:08:17 - And who are much better than us.
00:08:20 Who want it just as much as we do.
00:08:23 And are much better than us.
00:08:26 Tell you what, man,
00:08:28 Instead of sweating our balls off
00:08:33 - So let's go.
00:08:35 Let's go to cheer camp,
00:08:37 - Cheerleaders?
00:08:39 Oh, my God.
00:08:41 I'm so proud of you, man.
00:08:43 And you know what,
00:08:45 Will you shut up. All right,
00:08:48 I could suck knob
00:08:50 I could have one in my mouth
00:08:52 - ... and still win a straight award.
00:08:55 Which is why I wanna go
00:08:57 Three hundred hotties
00:09:01 I wonder if they let guys
00:09:04 Name, name. Give me a name.
00:09:05 - Carly. She's the captain.
00:09:07 Yeah, I know, it's the most beautiful
00:09:11 ...my eyes look like forever...
00:09:12 ...and you love every bone in my body,
00:09:16 No, but that's good.
00:09:18 No, no. No lines.
00:09:19 We wanted to wish you
00:09:21 Sure, you do. I know your game.
00:09:25 - What?
00:09:26 No. We just see how hard
00:09:29 ...and we really hope
00:09:31 Yeah, do us proud, you know. Beat
00:09:35 And guys? Are there guys there?
00:09:38 - What about guys?
00:09:40 There's girls and guys that go.
00:09:43 Yes. The good teams are all co-ed.
00:09:45 That's interesting. I just didn't
00:09:48 Carly, come here. We're working on
00:09:51 - Yeah!
00:09:54 I'm gonna walk away backwards,
00:09:58 Man, she's got nice lumps.
00:10:00 I don't think so. I think
00:10:03 Right.
00:10:04 Who wants to deal with that drama?
00:10:06 So, what do you think
00:10:09 - What do you mean, what do I think?
00:10:11 - We're not cheerleaders.
00:10:14 They don't just let anybody go.
00:10:17 Let's join a squad.
00:10:19 A couple of flips, a pyramid.
00:10:21 Black sheep
00:10:22 Three hundred honeys
00:10:24 - What about football camp?
00:10:27 The only reason we started playing
00:10:30 You can't honestly tell me you enjoy
00:10:34 ...trying to catch a pass two seconds
00:10:37 - ... crashes into your Nutter Butters.
00:10:40 Not if it comes to us first!
00:10:43 Oh, shit.
00:10:45 - I'm on fire.
00:10:46 - Water, water, water.
00:10:50 I'm a hero.
00:10:52 Screw football. Let's go cheer.
00:10:54 Shawny Shawn!
00:10:57 We need to convince
00:10:59 - Not gonna be easy.
00:11:02 - I wish there was another way.
00:11:04 - But I wish there was.
00:11:06 - I wish we weren't.
00:11:10 Hi, sis.
00:11:12 Why am I looking at you? Speak.
00:11:14 Poppy, you're getting so big now.
00:11:17 I'm 60. Can we get past
00:11:19 The only time you come to see me
00:11:23 What? Tug mags?
00:11:24 Mike's Hard Lemonade?
00:11:26 - Another ride to the clinic?
00:11:31 No. We wanna go to that
00:11:34 Since you're killing on the JV squad
00:11:38 ...we thought you'd get us
00:11:39 Hey, buddy,
00:11:41 ...just don't tell me it's raining.
00:11:44 You guys have been through
00:11:47 ...and you're looking
00:11:49 Some itchy-itchy-nah-nah.
00:11:51 Okay, seriously, how old are you?
00:11:54 Tell you what, I'll teach you
00:11:57 High V's, low V's,
00:11:59 Don't the guys just throw
00:12:02 Pretty much. But I'll let you practice
00:12:06 In exchange, I get Shawn's room.
00:12:08 - No.
00:12:09 Those are my terms.
00:12:11 - We'll take them.
00:12:13 Dude, after cheer camp, you won't
00:12:16 What? What does that even mean?
00:12:17 Poppy, you got yourself a deal.
00:12:20 - Wrong, Gossip Girl.
00:12:22 Carly's not one of your humpety-hump
00:12:25 She's too smart to buy that you guys
00:12:28 Okay, so, what's the play?
00:12:37 - Here she comes, here she comes.
00:12:40 Oh, rats.
00:12:42 - We got our Frisbee stuck.
00:12:45 - Go space shuttle.
00:12:47 Good idea.
00:12:48 - Ready?
00:12:50 One, two, three, four, five, six
00:12:58 - Great job.
00:12:59 Do they always get
00:13:01 Haven't you ever seen them
00:13:04 I mean, they flip all over the place.
00:13:08 - No.
00:13:10 That wasn't cheering,
00:13:12 You nailed a backward sponge
00:13:14 No. We threw my sister up in the air
00:13:17 It was either that
00:13:19 Come on, guys.
00:13:20 You love cheering. Don't run from it.
00:13:26 We kind of do. It's so much
00:13:29 If it were up to us, we'd go
00:13:32 But we're football meatheads.
00:13:34 We gotta march in lockstep
00:13:36 Don't tell anyone, okay?
00:13:39 - We'll catch you later.
00:13:41 We're gonna go watch
00:13:43 Go, Bears
00:13:57 I'm supposed to believe
00:13:59 ...all along really wanted
00:14:02 Don't get caught up in the lockstep
00:14:05 They tossed Poppy
00:14:07 Look, Carly,
00:14:09 If you really wanna do better this year,
00:14:13 Unless you guys wanna try steroids,
00:14:17 - I'm just saying.
00:14:20 They're not coming. I'm the captain.
00:14:23 Miss Klingerhoff is the coach.
00:14:28 What a fantastic idea.
00:14:31 It's exactly what this squad needs
00:14:35 But Miss Klingerhoff,
00:14:38 They don't know any of our cheers,
00:14:42 Don't judge a book
00:14:45 You never really know what a book
00:14:49 Fifty?
00:14:51 - Wouldn't guess a page over 40.
00:14:55 My chickens.
00:14:58 You come here, you.
00:15:04 All right. One down, one to go.
00:15:06 What are we gonna say to Coach
00:15:10 What every kid says to get out
00:15:15 So not only do I find out yesterday
00:15:17 ...the people I've called mom and
00:15:20 ...who bought me outside a meth clinic
00:15:24 ...but I also get
00:15:26 My birth father, Bruce...
00:15:29 ...well, he needs a kidney
00:15:32 And apparently Bruce needs it stat.
00:15:35 You need it stat, Bruce? Huh?
00:15:37 I needed a father stat
00:15:40 ...who showers me with love every
00:15:45 So now I gotta be at Kaiser
00:15:48 I know. Bruce couldn't even afford
00:15:51 Managed care. It's ironic, huh?
00:15:54 Never managed to care for me.
00:15:56 You shitting me?
00:15:58 Are you saying you can't go to camp?
00:16:00 Yeah, but don't make me say it,
00:16:03 Because it's eating me up inside.
00:16:09 Shit!
00:16:12 - Cheer camp! Cheer camp!
00:16:13 - Cheer camp! Cheer camp!
00:16:15 Cheer camp! One, two.
00:16:17 You might have everyone else fooled,
00:16:20 Well, if being a fool
00:16:23 ...then I don't wanna be right.
00:16:24 You might wanna dial back
00:16:27 She seems pretty with-it.
00:16:28 That's a great note. Thanks.
00:16:35 We're so psyched you're here.
00:16:37 - Yeah, us too. Oh, yeah.
00:16:39 Don't worry about Carly.
00:16:40 - She's really into cheering.
00:16:42 We are driving
00:16:45 We are driving
00:16:48 We like driving
00:16:51 We like driving
00:16:55 - We are eating
00:16:58 We are driving again
00:17:01 We are driving again
00:17:04 - How long does this go on for?
00:17:07 Just wait till their cycles match up.
00:17:11 We're gonna miss
00:17:13 Oh, buddy, we are not missing
00:17:16 Yeah.
00:17:17 Not for us, it isn't. We hook up
00:17:23 That's probably gonna piss
00:17:25 To make an omelet,
00:17:27 Grated cheese, slice some mushrooms,
00:17:30 We are driving again
00:17:33 We are driving again
00:17:36 We are driving again
00:17:38 Sorry.
00:17:40 I should say so, handsy.
00:17:44 Very funny.
00:17:48 All right, now you're just
00:17:54 We are here
00:17:59 I think we made a big mistake.
00:18:00 We may have screwed the pooch
00:18:03 Or maybe the pooch
00:18:06 Sweet Mary in a D-cup.
00:18:50 I think our bus crashed
00:18:53 No. We would've heard:
00:18:55 "We are crashing
00:18:59 Let's go see how warm the water is.
00:19:02 - Hi. Do I know you?
00:19:04 Well, I'm Nick. I'm new this year.
00:19:08 - Who's this?
00:19:10 This is Shawn, also new,
00:19:13 - If it's not too much trouble.
00:19:15 Okay, coming.
00:19:16 It was very nice meeting you.
00:19:19 I'll put a bookmark between you.
00:19:27 Hi. What squad are you on?
00:19:33 Diora. I believe that's Italiano
00:19:37 - No.
00:19:38 - I'm calling the dictionary people.
00:19:41 The Tigers, Gerald R. Ford High.
00:19:43 Below-average president,
00:19:45 So, what are you doing later?
00:19:48 Not you.
00:19:50 What about accents?
00:19:51 You wanna wear my leather hat?
00:19:53 Mascots, I'll be checking you in
00:19:58 - Why are you still here?
00:20:03 The last bus from Bitchville
00:20:09 - Who's that?
00:20:11 They always come in first
00:20:16 You guys came back.
00:20:20 I just hope one day
00:20:23 ...where squads like yours
00:20:26 - Shut up.
00:20:27 - Your face is gonna hurt.
00:20:30 - ... when you stuff it with pie?
00:20:33 I'm healthy. Unlike you, Skeletor.
00:20:36 We're a different team this year,
00:20:38 Meet our new squad members.
00:20:41 I'm Nick. This is Shawn.
00:20:42 Hi. Great to meet you.
00:20:44 So you got a little sausage
00:20:49 - See you on the cheer field.
00:20:52 ...you come in last on, every year.
00:20:53 Panthers out.
00:21:04 Panthers out?
00:21:05 What are they, a knife gang?
00:21:07 - God, I hate them.
00:21:11 I'm just saying.
00:21:21 Hey. I'm Nick. This is Shawn.
00:21:24 I'm Brewster.
00:21:27 Not my real name.
00:21:28 My parents named me Jack.
00:21:30 Jack, so strong, so masculine.
00:21:34 My name's Jack. I punch bad guys,
00:21:38 - Save it.
00:21:40 Now, just a quick FY información,
00:21:44 ...so we'll get along great if you
00:21:49 And by "area," you mean?
00:21:51 - Your bunks.
00:21:53 I can't stand clutter.
00:21:55 Well, that and my dad
00:21:58 Your jobs aren't just
00:22:01 Some of us are coming over here.
00:22:04 You're giving us a lot to process here.
00:22:08 Hey, what's up, guys? I'm Adam.
00:22:10 What's up, man?
00:22:13 Well, welcome, welcome.
00:22:14 - Is that your girlfriend?
00:22:17 That's Jody. We've been cheering
00:22:21 So you take this seriously?
00:22:22 I wanna be the first in my family to
00:22:26 Good luck, man.
00:22:28 - Thanks, man.
00:22:30 What's up, Eagle?
00:22:32 Mascots don't talk. They just gesture.
00:22:34 - Even in their bunks?
00:22:38 It's total immersion.
00:22:40 Hey. Can someone
00:22:42 I got a huge bag of footballs,
00:22:45 Let's get this party started.
00:22:46 Finally, a kindred spirit.
00:22:49 - I'm Downey.
00:22:51 Downey. Downey. All right,
00:22:54 How great is this place?
00:22:56 - It's sick, dude.
00:22:59 The coaches are amazing. Your
00:23:02 My cheering's gonna be off the charts.
00:23:05 What about the ladies?
00:23:07 Oh, yeah, totally.
00:23:11 Their cheering gets better too.
00:23:16 What the...?
00:23:18 Wow, look at them all, dude. In rows.
00:23:23 I don't know where to start.
00:23:24 Do we go from tall to short
00:23:27 Maybe just iPod-shuffle mode.
00:23:29 This is why I'd never wanna
00:23:32 Don't worry,
00:23:35 You say that now, but George W.
00:23:39 He never thought
00:23:40 ...snorting coke through his skull and
00:23:44 You just never know, Shawnzy.
00:23:46 And that is what makes America great.
00:23:49 - Let's hear some noise over here!
00:23:52 - Let's hear some noise over here!
00:23:55 - Are you fired up?
00:23:57 - Are you fired up?
00:23:59 - How do you spell "fired up"?
00:24:01 Not really.
00:24:03 - How do you spell "fired up"?
00:24:05 - What's that spell?
00:24:07 - Not really that way either.
00:24:09 Damn straight. F-U.
00:24:12 - Fired Up University.
00:24:14 Cheer college, my friends. None
00:24:17 You got three weeks. We're gonna
00:24:21 - F-U!
00:24:25 Howdy do? My name is Coach Keith.
00:24:28 As many of you know, I was
00:24:32 ...to compete at the Nationals.
00:24:34 I was born cheering.
00:24:36 My mother swears
00:24:39 ...was a little pair of baby hands
00:24:45 That's a joke, but it really happened.
00:24:48 It is now my absolute pleasure...
00:24:50 ...to introduce to you
00:24:52 ...and my super-sexy handsome wife,
00:25:01 - What? Did he say wife?
00:25:03 Welcome, everyone.
00:25:05 For the next three weeks, you'll train
00:25:08 ...and then compete in a tournament...
00:25:10 ...with the top teams going on
00:25:16 So that would be the Panthers
00:25:21 - Oh, me, me, me.
00:25:23 I heard that there was this really hard
00:25:27 ...that some team did at the Worlds.
00:25:29 Are we gonna learn that?
00:25:30 Sure, I'll teach you
00:25:34 Then I'll teach you
00:25:37 Absolutely not.
00:25:39 Not only is that move nearly impossible
00:25:43 That move is prohibidado.
00:25:45 - Prohibi-what?
00:25:47 And I say that in Spanish because
00:25:51 You can't even say "Fountain of Troy"
00:25:54 - Go ahead and say it.
00:25:57 Stop it. What are you doing?
00:25:59 I'm not playing around up here.
00:26:01 Honey.
00:26:04 It's just a joke.
00:26:06 Lighten things up.
00:26:07 Have a good time.
00:26:10 - Fountain of Tr-!
00:26:13 He's lost his mind.
00:26:15 Stop it! Nobody does the
00:26:18 Now, let's all hit the bunks
00:26:20 Welcome to cheer camp.
00:26:33 Hi.
00:26:36 Dibs, dibs. Dibs on the blond
00:26:39 Dibs on that. I'd like that.
00:26:41 - This is Lanie Brown.
00:26:43 She likes skiing, hip-hop, and playing
00:26:47 - Sir Pembleton? You serious?
00:26:49 I'm gonna write her name
00:26:52 Can't believe you document
00:26:54 Family owns a payroll company.
00:26:56 - It's just weird.
00:26:58 Oh, hey, Carly.
00:26:59 What's up, Tigers?
00:27:01 - Hey.
00:27:03 Yeah. I had my hand
00:27:05 Good idea. I know where it's been.
00:27:08 And if I don't get some
00:27:11 ...I probably will
00:27:13 - I forgot to pack my flip-flops.
00:27:16 Oh, here. Take mine.
00:27:19 - I brought two pair.
00:27:21 Yeah. No problem.
00:27:24 Thanks.
00:27:28 - Bye.
00:27:32 Bro, what did I tell you? No hooking
00:27:35 - I was just being nice.
00:27:38 You know where nice leads.
00:27:39 Do not poop where you eat,
00:27:41 That's why there are no
00:27:46 There are bathrooms at restaurants.
00:27:48 I was using a metaphor, Shawn.
00:27:50 It is crazy that people think
00:27:55 What's up, ladies?
00:27:57 Hi.
00:27:58 You wanna borrow some flip-flops?
00:28:06 Welcome to day one, everybody.
00:28:09 God, she's such a fox. I guarantee
00:28:13 Dude, she's married,
00:28:15 That's just how I like them:
00:28:19 Yeah. Take it easy on the Dove bars.
00:28:21 - Ready, Shawnzy?
00:28:23 New guys, move them.
00:28:28 I always knew there was
00:28:30 You know,
00:28:34 Something more inside me.
00:28:36 I guess you could say
00:28:40 And now, well, I live to cheer.
00:28:44 And I cheer to live.
00:28:53 I looked that little kitten
00:28:55 ...and I knew I had to take her home.
00:28:56 And now, Sniffles,
00:29:01 My grandmother was a cheerleader.
00:29:03 It was what she loved most
00:29:05 So when she died, I just
00:29:10 This is weird.
00:29:14 It's weird.
00:29:42 Tigers!
00:29:44 I love every bone in your body.
00:29:46 Especially mine...?
00:30:11 Tigers!
00:30:25 Tigers can't be beat
00:30:28 Tigers can't be beat
00:30:30 Is it my imagination, or do they
00:30:33 It's your imagination.
00:30:35 Now go imagine me
00:30:37 Tigers!
00:30:47 The French say a day moon brings
00:30:50 They also say 8-year-olds
00:30:52 And if it's a crescent moon,
00:30:56 What is it now?
00:30:58 I'm jogging with the captain of the best
00:31:02 - Race you.
00:31:03 - This isn't football.
00:31:06 Yeah, you're right.
00:31:10 Oh, she cheats. I like it.
00:31:12 Zucchini?
00:31:14 Leafy greens? Kale? Jicama?
00:31:17 And sprouts?
00:31:18 That's the only thing
00:31:20 The sacrifices
00:31:22 Remember when I pretended to
00:31:25 - God, they suck.
00:31:28 Dude, I am not gonna high-five you
00:31:32 That doesn't count. No.
00:31:35 - Poppy.
00:31:36 Guys looking to go off-menu?
00:31:38 I got Kit Kats, Snickers,
00:31:41 Wipes out the taste
00:31:46 I'll take everything you got.
00:31:48 Not here, Shawshank.
00:31:51 Put it in the sycamore tree
00:31:54 - Where's our candy gonna be?
00:32:01 I know. She's got the shine.
00:32:08 Oh, my God, this is so good.
00:32:11 Yeah, it is.
00:32:14 Diora!
00:32:19 Diora!
00:32:21 God, it is you.
00:32:22 The way the moonlight
00:32:24 ...for a second there,
00:32:27 Nope, just the head
00:32:29 ...whether or not to make you
00:32:33 God, I love it, huh?
00:32:35 A little back and forth, witty repartee,
00:32:38 I'm not 16, kiddo.
00:32:40 Still with the witty repartee,
00:32:42 - You win this round, Miss Tracy.
00:32:46 Ding, ding. Knockout.
00:32:51 It shouldn't be this hard,
00:32:54 - Shawn. Got a second?
00:32:58 Some of the girls have been
00:33:01 Don't believe anything anyone says.
00:33:03 They've been saying they think this is
00:33:07 Well, that you can believe.
00:33:09 I just wanted to say thanks.
00:33:12 You guys have been a big help.
00:33:15 Especially you.
00:33:18 Thanks.
00:33:19 It's nice to know that when I get tossed,
00:33:23 I mean, not that Bianca wasn't good.
00:33:25 It's just, I don't know. You feel right.
00:33:28 I like it too.
00:33:31 Fifteen-inch brown trout.
00:33:34 I get it. Things that you catch.
00:33:37 I know at the beginning...
00:33:38 ...I may have been against
00:33:41 I believe you called us
00:33:43 It was "soulless beav-wranglers. "
00:33:45 Well, that's better.
00:33:48 I'm trying to apologize here.
00:33:50 No need. And accepted.
00:33:56 Hey.
00:33:58 You'd think as a cheerleader
00:34:02 I like you clumsy.
00:34:08 Babe.
00:34:11 Rick.
00:34:13 Rick.
00:34:17 - Who's the face-eater?
00:34:21 - What is with that car?
00:34:31 I missed you.
00:34:32 Me too. Definitely.
00:34:34 Guys, this is my boyfriend.
00:34:36 - Pre-fiancé, actually.
00:34:40 - Nick and Shawn.
00:34:45 Really?
00:34:47 Pound?
00:34:48 Aren't you a little young
00:34:50 - He's pre-med.
00:34:53 Why put off the inevitable?
00:34:56 You should get
00:34:58 I'd do it myself,
00:35:03 Your book bag?
00:35:04 - How'd you two crazy kids meet, Rick?
00:35:07 Our parents knew each other from
00:35:15 Not that funny a story. Not really
00:35:19 We've been going out
00:35:21 We should hit it, Carly. I told the guys
00:35:25 - The guys are with you?
00:35:28 You didn't want me falling asleep
00:35:32 No, I'm glad you made it.
00:35:33 Yeah, you're glad.
00:35:37 We've got a booth in the back
00:35:40 ...so no one can see how much
00:35:43 If you know what I'm saying, boys.
00:35:47 Okay. Oh, Shawn.
00:35:54 Sweet deal you kids
00:35:56 Wish I could hang out,
00:35:58 I'm just a little busy
00:36:01 Specialty? You're a freshman.
00:36:03 Your specialty should be putting a cow
00:36:06 Animal House reference. Love it!
00:36:12 My mom sent mine,
00:36:14 - Thanks.
00:36:17 And, chief. Next time, if my girl needs
00:36:22 Rick, he was just being nice.
00:36:25 Those feet look pretty small.
00:36:28 Ten and a half, papo.
00:36:30 Eleven in Crocs.
00:36:40 What's the name of that girl
00:36:43 She's like a dragon.
00:36:46 It's Carols, Care-holes, Car-
00:36:50 I'm running out of ink.
00:36:52 Mopey, I'm talking to you here.
00:36:53 You been sitting out here staring
00:36:56 - It's been five minutes.
00:36:59 Guess I really do suck in bed.
00:37:02 Get it? Like I think I'm Sting,
00:37:05 ...I'm like Chad Michael Murray
00:37:09 - What's wrong?
00:37:10 - Come on, tell me.
00:37:12 - Tell me.
00:37:13 Tell me. Tell me, tell me, tell me...
00:37:16 - Nick.
00:37:18 - Tell me?
00:37:21 Dude, you like her. I knew it.
00:37:23 - So? It's no big deal.
00:37:25 She's on our squad.
00:37:28 Why you gotta do this, huh? Why you
00:37:31 Why you lay a hot toddy
00:37:33 - You're being a little dramatic.
00:37:36 What makes this girl so great, bro?
00:37:38 Yeah. What makes this girl
00:37:42 There's just something about her.
00:37:43 You know when she bumped into me
00:37:46 Or when I saw her reading that book.
00:37:51 Okay, now you're just listing things
00:37:53 No, I'm not.
00:37:55 - Sometimes she writes with a pencil.
00:37:59 You're really into this girl.
00:38:00 - No, I'm not.
00:38:02 Why is she with that knob-rocket?
00:38:04 Enough already. You're even
00:38:07 We have got to cheer you up.
00:38:09 I'm two steps ahead of you, my man.
00:38:11 All right, gentlemen, saddle up.
00:38:15 Listen, ladies,
00:38:17 ...you were practicing your lifts
00:38:20 Well, where else
00:38:22 The pond. That's where the top teams
00:38:26 Why do you think octopuses
00:38:28 That sounds like a good idea.
00:38:30 We can't. Our swimsuits are
00:38:34 We could just go in our underwear.
00:38:37 It's gonna be dark soon anyway,
00:38:40 I never thought about it like that,
00:38:44 Look at that. We're all here
00:38:46 ...and you're outside
00:38:49 Gorgeous and brilliant.
00:38:53 And we're off. Gentlemen, ladies.
00:38:56 Adam, you've done enough
00:39:02 Oh, there it is.
00:39:08 I am so excited.
00:39:09 I have not been skinny dipping
00:39:13 Nobody look.
00:39:16 Windmill.
00:39:17 We're leaving our underwear on.
00:39:20 You talked. I listened.
00:39:23 Paint the fence. Cutting the cake.
00:39:27 Incoming.
00:39:38 Misjudged the depth.
00:40:16 This feels great.
00:40:18 It's the water resistance.
00:40:20 It's twice the compound,
00:40:22 - ... and if you equivalate that to-
00:40:26 - Enough of what?
00:40:28 There are 300 girls at this camp
00:40:32 It's no mystery why you're ripping
00:40:38 Come on.
00:40:40 Tick tock.
00:40:43 Oh, all right.
00:40:52 You're next.
00:40:55 Ladies.
00:41:04 - Where are our clothes?
00:41:06 I know. That's why I'm saying,
00:41:09 I'm blazing a trail. I'm blazing a trail.
00:41:13 See you guys.
00:41:15 - Okay, have a great Thanksgiving.
00:41:17 I don't know, I'm cold.
00:41:21 - I'm cold and I'm flailing.
00:41:24 How are you not flailing?
00:41:25 I'm flailing. I too am also flailing.
00:41:27 - So how was she?
00:41:31 - The blond you were making time with.
00:41:33 We just talked. She's really nice.
00:41:37 She helped me on
00:41:39 I can't believe how high
00:41:41 I don't know who you are anymore.
00:41:43 Boys.
00:41:46 What are you doing?
00:41:48 We were just...
00:41:51 Practicing.
00:41:54 - Yeah.
00:41:55 Yeah. We like to do cheers in the nude
00:41:59 That way our bodies learn it
00:42:02 That's very Alvin Ailey of you.
00:42:05 - Proceed.
00:42:08 No, with the cheer, you goose.
00:42:10 Don't you wanna wait for
00:42:13 Five, six, seven, eight.
00:42:14 - Ready?
00:42:16 Hey, Tigers!
00:42:17 - Yeah?
00:42:19 Yeah? What do we like to eat?
00:42:22 I said, hey, Tigers!
00:42:24 - Yeah?
00:42:26 Yeah? What do we like to do?
00:42:29 - Dude, your crankshaft.
00:42:32 Orange, black and white unite
00:42:34 Tigers, Tigers, fight, fight, fight!
00:42:37 Tailpipe.
00:42:41 Your counts are off,
00:42:43 ...and your moves sloppier
00:42:45 - What?
00:42:49 Parallel positions!
00:42:50 Five, six, seven, eight.
00:42:52 Go bananas
00:42:55 Go bananas
00:43:02 You can put me down now.
00:43:04 Oh, can I?
00:43:06 You jerk.
00:43:08 Jack-knocker.
00:43:09 Oh, look.
00:43:11 - What are they doing?
00:43:13 I thought that move
00:43:18 - My face!
00:43:20 What'd I tell you about
00:43:22 Look, you broke her face.
00:43:24 Where am I gonna get another one
00:43:27 Someone call a doctor!
00:43:29 Damn, I wish Rick were here.
00:43:31 Why, so he could ask someone
00:43:35 Ever been to
00:43:37 Oh, you mean like a football game?
00:43:39 No, not a game.
00:43:42 I'm talking about a tournament.
00:43:44 ESPN cameras all around. Hundreds
00:43:48 Wait.
00:43:53 You should be in the movies.
00:43:55 You're hotter than all of these
00:43:59 Cheerleaders rolled together.
00:44:04 I gotta take a Louis Leakey.
00:44:06 Listen, you, don't get any cuter
00:44:10 And let me give you a little tip
00:44:13 Be aggressive
00:44:18 Where's that Jesse Bradford boy?
00:44:21 Seriously. I love him.
00:44:26 I gotta be honest with you, man.
00:44:28 I don't think I'm into
00:44:30 - It feels wrong.
00:44:33 No, I mean, I feel guilty.
00:44:34 I don't know what you're saying.
00:44:37 Something's not right.
00:44:39 - Tilty?
00:44:42 Maquilty?
00:44:48 Is that Dr. Rick?
00:44:53 Awesome song.
00:44:55 Dude, these local chicks are so easy.
00:44:59 That Gina was a freak. I've got
00:45:03 Or was that Aubrey?
00:45:06 I got that stuff all over me.
00:45:07 One of you smell my rod,
00:45:10 Jesus. This guy's a dick.
00:45:12 I don't get why you came here.
00:45:14 I told you, man.
00:45:17 ...which means they approve of her,
00:45:20 ...including this sick
00:45:23 ...that drove your fat ass up here.
00:45:25 Rock it.
00:45:27 Why you gotta take a shot
00:45:29 You know I'm working on it.
00:45:30 He's just using her.
00:45:32 And he likes to get bit in
00:45:35 I gotta tell her.
00:45:37 - Yeah, no, buddy. Don't tell her.
00:45:40 No, no, you really don't.
00:45:41 Yeah, I kind of do.
00:45:42 It's pretty obvious that you're gonna
00:45:46 ...and poop where you eat, so at least
00:45:51 Trust me, bro, don't tell her.
00:45:53 Why? She needs to find out
00:45:56 If you tell her, you'll be the guy who
00:46:00 - Yeah?
00:46:03 Best-case scenario,
00:46:06 Worst-case scenario, she's pissed
00:46:09 Either way, you're not poking
00:46:12 You marinate with that.
00:46:17 - I hear you. That's good advice.
00:46:19 - Thanks.
00:46:21 - Are you good?
00:46:22 Carly!
00:46:24 Hey, Carly. There's something
00:46:28 I was wondering where you were.
00:46:30 I was looking for you too.
00:46:33 I was just wondering
00:46:36 I mean, is it still crescent
00:46:40 What the French
00:46:43 I'm an idiot.
00:46:44 No. No, it's a waxing crescent moon
00:46:48 Unless you don't know
00:46:51 I'm a cheerleader,
00:46:55 - Carly horse.
00:46:57 - That's what he calls you?
00:47:03 - What's up, high school?
00:47:06 Yeah.
00:47:08 We're learning about the effects
00:47:10 ...on type-two carcinoma patients.
00:47:12 How's that working out? Anyone go
00:47:19 All right, you caught me, man.
00:47:23 - I picked you some flowers, Carly.
00:47:28 I made a special wish on them
00:47:31 That is so romantic.
00:47:32 We should hit it, Carlito's Way. I told
00:47:36 I'll see you at practice?
00:47:38 Shawn here is a great
00:47:41 What a great trick.
00:47:43 Not as good as yours.
00:47:45 I'll see you tomorrow, Shawn.
00:48:02 - Awesome date.
00:48:05 I wouldn't miss it for the world.
00:48:14 Bye.
00:48:18 I like you a lot, Carles Barkley.
00:48:41 You know what reminds me
00:48:43 Before Carly started hanging out
00:48:47 Something's up with them.
00:48:49 Wanna stay and do some digging?
00:48:51 Big-time. You know why?
00:48:59 Awesome song. Chumbawamba.
00:49:09 Three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
00:49:12 Go, Tigers!
00:49:14 Cradle. One, two.
00:49:20 Great job, guys.
00:49:22 Are my hips rotating too late
00:49:25 I wasn't gonna say anything,
00:49:28 Rotate, then catch.
00:49:30 - We're out of water.
00:49:33 - I'll go.
00:49:35 Dude, don't go. Hey, Shawn.
00:49:38 God-
00:49:39 That was really good.
00:49:42 Hi.
00:49:45 Listen, I don't know
00:49:48 ...but your coaching, I mean,
00:49:51 And whatever happens between us,
00:49:55 - And for that, I owe you-
00:49:59 And your pecs are uneven.
00:50:03 Always coaching.
00:50:05 God bless you!
00:50:08 Why can't I crack this?
00:50:10 Damn it.
00:50:12 So...
00:50:13 ...how often did you see Dr. Rick
00:50:17 I don't know why he keeps calling
00:50:20 Oh, no, no, no. It's super cool.
00:50:23 I can't believe he's my pre-fiancé.
00:50:26 I remember when I was 7,
00:50:28 ...that I was not gonna get married
00:50:31 - That's very specific.
00:50:35 High school, college,
00:50:38 ...and because, don't laugh,
00:50:41 Tomatoes, cucumbers, feta.
00:50:45 I know. It's silly.
00:50:46 I love that you had it
00:50:48 - You know what John Lennon said.
00:50:51 I could ask my dad.
00:50:52 "Life is what happens when
00:50:55 Yeah.
00:51:05 Damn, this is heavy.
00:51:07 Are you okay? You look hot.
00:51:09 - Yeah, sure. Thanks.
00:51:14 Did you say I looked hot?
00:51:17 - I heard you screaming like a girl.
00:51:20 Oh, my God. Don't move.
00:51:22 What? No. Get it off.
00:51:26 You little bitch!
00:51:30 All right, week three of cheer camp,
00:51:33 I love the smell of pom-pom
00:51:35 Let's do this.
00:51:37 - Where you going?
00:51:40 And then, you know, Carly and I are
00:51:43 My left foot keeps hitching when
00:51:47 Take it easy.
00:51:49 Week three. Hit it and quit it.
00:51:51 Oh, no, we gotta-
00:51:54 Dude, it's time to go.
00:51:56 The plasmas and the Jacuzzis.
00:51:58 Yeah, but I just- I think
00:52:01 I'm done. All right?
00:52:03 Breadsticks only keep you
00:52:06 Till, at some point, you say:
00:52:07 "Why am I at Olive Garden
00:52:10 - What? No...
00:52:11 - Let's talk about this.
00:52:14 Let's just dialogue for a second.
00:52:16 - We don't have to go right now.
00:52:18 The bus leaves in an hour.
00:52:21 Yeah, but come on, man.
00:52:24 You know,
00:52:26 Dude, the squad? The competition?
00:52:28 We had a deal. Two weeks. Right?
00:52:31 Kiss, kiss, bang, bang,
00:52:33 We are leaving
00:52:35 We are leaving
00:52:37 Now, come on, dude, start packing.
00:52:38 I need a little bit more time with Carly.
00:52:41 I know you think that's lame,
00:52:44 That's not lame, bro. That's gay.
00:52:47 Well, technically, pursuing a woman
00:52:50 ...that's not gay, Nick.
00:52:52 But using a rotating inverse
00:52:55 Shawn. Don't forget we're gonna
00:52:59 - Okay, I'll be right there.
00:53:01 All right. Right behind him.
00:53:03 All right, come on, man, let's go.
00:53:06 And trust me,
00:53:10 All right, let's go, Shawnzy.
00:53:12 Not an attractive color on you,
00:53:15 Takes away from your eyes.
00:53:25 Damn it, damn it, damn it...
00:53:34 What are you doing?
00:53:35 Well, probably making
00:53:37 Except that year
00:53:40 How did I possibly think that's cool,
00:53:43 That was a little Nickelback-y.
00:53:45 You like this girl,
00:53:47 Well, what about Mookie's house?
00:53:49 Are you coming or not?
00:53:51 Are you sure we are staying?
00:53:54 No, I'm not sure,
00:53:57 Thank you, Nick.
00:53:59 I know you don't like
00:54:01 ...but my arm is on your shoulder.
00:54:05 - Another day
00:54:07 You're wasting my precious breath.
00:54:11 - Another day
00:54:13 - Another day
00:54:15 Another day
00:54:17 Hey, bro, got a second?
00:54:20 Wrong section of the woods.
00:54:21 You want the northeast corner
00:54:24 What? I wanna know if you know
00:54:28 Yeah. They're my bunkmates. Why?
00:54:32 Five, six, seven, eight. One, two,
00:54:38 - Angela, no.
00:54:40 Easy, Tiger. Easy, Tiger.
00:54:44 - I'm fine. I'm fine, I'm fine.
00:54:48 I'm okay.
00:54:51 Sorry, guys, I just suck.
00:54:53 - It's not just you. We all kind of suck.
00:54:57 - Hey, stop. Stop talking like that.
00:55:00 We're just not that good.
00:55:03 Stop.
00:55:04 Enough of that.
00:55:08 What do the Panthers have
00:55:10 - Skills.
00:55:11 - Kickass cheers.
00:55:13 Big-ass titties. I'm just saying.
00:55:15 Confidence.
00:55:18 Like Nick, the cockiest asshole on the
00:55:22 - I'm awesome.
00:55:24 Also because I'm awesome.
00:55:25 He knows he's gonna be good,
00:55:28 Due to the fact that I'm awesome.
00:55:30 - Nick. Trying to make a speech here.
00:55:33 Either bet big or go home.
00:55:36 If you don't wanna take any chances,
00:55:39 I know you wanna be here, because
00:55:43 ...but you keep coming back...
00:55:44 ...even if it means
00:55:47 ...from total dong-knockers
00:55:49 I wanna cut the blond one.
00:55:51 - What?
00:55:52 - What?
00:55:54 - What?
00:55:57 Come on, guys.
00:56:00 He's right.
00:56:01 And I can say that...
00:56:02 ...because I am the best cheerleader
00:56:09 I was just being a cocky asshole.
00:56:10 Oh, nice. Did you see
00:56:14 That's exactly what I want
00:56:17 All right, let's do this.
00:56:18 And remember, you're awesome.
00:56:22 All right, get cocky, bitches.
00:56:26 Let's do it. Come on, guys. Ready.
00:56:29 Hit it!
00:56:30 All you chumps
00:56:32 You prance around like little toys
00:56:34 Do you really think
00:56:37 Five, six, seven, eight.
00:56:39 Tigers!
00:56:40 - Get cocky.
00:56:43 Come on, everybody.
00:56:47 Let's go, tigres.
00:56:50 There it is.
00:56:54 All right, get cocky.
00:56:55 Here we go, here we go.
00:56:56 Keep it tight.
00:57:11 Everybody, let's work.
00:57:22 Three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
00:57:26 There it is.
00:57:27 Go big, Shawnzy.
00:57:30 I'm doing it, brother.
00:57:35 Awesome. So much better.
00:57:46 Tigers!
00:57:48 All right, la tigres. Come on.
00:57:51 That's my girls,
00:57:54 You are some cocky bitches.
00:57:56 I think it's safe to say that you guys
00:57:59 - Right, girls?
00:58:01 One, two, three.
00:58:03 Tigers!
00:58:04 One, two, three, frauds!
00:58:07 - Rick?
00:58:10 They didn't come
00:58:12 They came here because
00:58:14 - Yeah, we know.
00:58:17 Why are you here?
00:58:19 - Bus tickets.
00:58:22 Your friends were planning on leaving
00:58:25 ...without any feeling for anyone
00:58:28 - Animals.
00:58:29 Well, we were gonna, but we didn't.
00:58:33 - You were gonna do this to the squad?
00:58:35 I can't believe you. I mean,
00:58:39 - ... I thought you started to get into it.
00:58:41 It started off being about girls,
00:58:45 - Wait, that doesn't sound right.
00:58:48 Bail, brother. Bail.
00:58:49 I really like you, Carly.
00:58:51 That's close enough, dicklick.
00:58:52 This is how you show someone you
00:58:56 To be fair, he lied to you
00:58:59 ...then he tried super hard to word it
00:59:03 Just so we're on the same page.
00:59:05 If these weren't tools for healing,
00:59:08 - You're a tool for healing.
00:59:10 You're the guy
00:59:12 Well, then, why don't
00:59:15 - Where did you get that?
00:59:18 I'm sorry. I'm a sorry Suzy
00:59:21 You tricked me.
00:59:22 This is how it happened.
00:59:25 Brewster!
00:59:26 He said he wanted to leave you a note,
00:59:29 He must've seen
00:59:31 - Why was it on the couch?
00:59:33 I told you I can't stand clutter.
00:59:36 - Give me the book back.
00:59:40 The sun rises in the summer sky...
00:59:43 ...like Rembrandt's brush
00:59:47 - Queeratron.
00:59:50 Back up, Abercrombie & Bitch.
00:59:54 "And thereby Diora-"
01:00:00 "I lie awake thinking, will I ever say
01:00:04 Will she ever say "I love you,"
01:00:07 Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
01:00:12 Carly, I'm really sorry.
01:00:14 Just leave, okay? Just leave
01:00:18 Carly, please, let me explain.
01:00:20 See you later, high school.
01:00:22 I didn't write that. I bought the book.
01:00:25 It was beautiful.
01:00:27 Thanks.
01:00:32 Never really thought of that one.
01:00:34 Using one's true feelings
01:00:38 So simple.
01:00:54 So we lied and we got caught.
01:00:57 We're humans. Humans lie.
01:00:58 They tell big gigantic two-week-long
01:01:02 Stop saying "humans. " We did this.
01:01:05 Because we're humans.
01:01:06 All right, humans are
01:01:10 Except for maybe chameleons.
01:01:13 And possums. They play dead.
01:01:18 What's that?
01:01:20 It's Downey's bracelet.
01:01:23 Said it was cool, so he gave it to me.
01:01:25 Those are his... beads, bro.
01:01:28 Downey liked you.
01:01:31 What? That's crazy.
01:01:33 Nick, come on. Think about it.
01:01:37 I'm Nick. This is Shawn.
01:01:38 - What's up? I'm Downey.
01:01:41 Put it in there.
01:01:45 Yeah. It's gonna be fun.
01:01:47 Panther meat!
01:01:49 - Yeah?
01:01:52 Diora.
01:01:53 Hey, Nick.
01:01:55 ...and maybe count shooting stars
01:01:58 You're classic, Downey. Classic.
01:02:07 Raw-hamburger fight!
01:02:22 I'm hit.
01:02:25 Medic!
01:02:29 Come on, we're losing him.
01:02:31 Don't you die on me. Don't die on me.
01:02:36 You prance around like little toys
01:02:38 Do you really think
01:02:41 Five, six, seven, eight.
01:02:42 Tigers!
01:02:49 Welcome back to Sucktown.
01:02:51 Without your gigolos, looks like
01:02:56 Why don't you get your nose job
01:02:59 I got thrown by a horse.
01:03:00 Why? Was he spooked because
01:03:03 You're gonna die. You're gonna die.
01:03:05 Carly, don't.
01:03:06 You're placing your anger at the boys
01:03:10 You're right.
01:03:13 Let it go.
01:03:17 Look at that little hottie. Wonder
01:03:21 What?
01:03:22 You know how Bianca
01:03:24 ...and Sylvia wants to be a pilot,
01:03:27 Oh, my God.
01:03:29 I actually know these girls,
01:03:32 And I care.
01:03:33 I'm becoming
01:03:35 ...with like sensitivity and empathy.
01:03:38 All right, I'm a person!
01:03:40 Look at the pooper on that one.
01:03:43 And you're back. What kind of
01:03:46 Olive oil, top shelf.
01:03:55 Is it me, Shawnzy, or is this not nearly
01:03:59 It's not you.
01:04:00 This is too high. Give me a boost.
01:04:05 Shoulder stand.
01:04:06 - Ready?
01:04:08 One, two, three, four,
01:04:10 - Grab.
01:04:13 Catch. Yeah, buddy.
01:04:15 Guys?
01:04:17 Don't take this the wrong way...
01:04:19 ...but I think there's someone
01:04:22 Hello, I'm am Reginald
01:04:25 I love Twinkies.
01:04:37 The competition's tomorrow.
01:04:41 Did you say
01:04:43 - No.
01:04:44 - You totally did.
01:04:46 You wanna go back.
01:04:48 I'm the captain of the football team.
01:04:52 - You're a cheerleader.
01:04:55 Do you wanna go back?
01:04:56 For you. Because I can't stand
01:04:59 That's how selfless I am.
01:05:00 I would sacrifice myself
01:05:03 - Gandhi?
01:05:06 - Mahatma K. Gandhi.
01:05:11 Bus leaves in 20 minutes.
01:05:15 If we extend our high V's, we have
01:05:18 I don't know who you are anymore.
01:05:21 Kenny's asleep on the couch.
01:05:23 We're gonna get whipped cream
01:05:25 - Come on.
01:05:27 - Right behind you, bro.
01:05:46 What is that?
01:05:49 Go back to sleep.
01:05:55 Why are you in my bed?
01:05:56 I must have sleepwalked.
01:05:59 I'm here now.
01:06:02 Get out of my bed, Bianca.
01:06:04 - I kind of can't.
01:06:07 I might not have pants on.
01:06:12 - What are you doing here?
01:06:14 - I can see that. Goodbye.
01:06:17 - Why?
01:06:19 Teammates don't join a team
01:06:21 ...then leave once they
01:06:23 I know you're pissed at me,
01:06:26 But this is about the squad. We all
01:06:30 How are you standing in the air?
01:06:32 Just take us back already. Christ!
01:06:34 Nick. Carly...
01:06:36 ...I like you,
01:06:38 Oh, rock me, sexy Jesus.
01:06:40 - Why are you here?
01:06:41 - No. Lie to me again.
01:06:44 - Buddy.
01:06:49 Fraggle Rock.
01:06:50 I'm sorry, man.
01:06:51 My pecs are sore.
01:06:53 Oh, my God, Diora's right.
01:06:56 - I favor one side.
01:06:59 Is this your plan
01:07:01 No. I'm dying here, seriously.
01:07:05 - Carly, come on. We need them.
01:07:10 Fine. But I'm only doing this
01:07:12 You got it.
01:07:16 - Bianca?
01:07:18 Any chance you could throw on
01:07:23 It's competition day today.
01:07:33 - Wow, this is big-time.
01:07:36 Well, well, well, if it isn't a couple
01:07:39 Which part of "next time I see
01:07:42 - ... didn't you understand?
01:07:45 I'm gonna have to go ahead
01:07:48 ...and leave right now to leave now.
01:07:50 It's all right.
01:07:52 You really want these strong-jawed
01:07:55 Yeah.
01:07:57 It was just a little misunderstanding
01:07:59 All right. Your choice.
01:08:01 Next time you screw up,
01:08:05 That's frightening.
01:08:06 Let's move it along.
01:08:08 Let me see those claws.
01:08:10 Meet me on Taryn Field tonight
01:08:15 Only if you bring the dance
01:08:18 ...like a shimmering nymph
01:08:24 Good afternoon, and welcome
01:08:27 ...of the Regional Southeastern
01:08:56 Bend at the hips and reach through
01:09:00 God, please give us the strength to
01:09:04 Amen. Oh, and fix the economy.
01:09:06 - Red leather, yellow leather.
01:09:09 - Unique New York.
01:09:11 - Barack, Barack, Barack Obama.
01:09:14 Five, six, seven, eight.
01:09:23 - Shawn.
01:09:27 - What you did really hurt me.
01:09:30 I want you to know why. It's just
01:09:34 ...and I trusted you.
01:09:36 I know.
01:09:39 I'm really sorry, Carly.
01:09:43 I want you to know I'm sorry.
01:09:45 There's my Carly Davidson!
01:09:51 Hi, Rick.
01:09:54 - Just came by to say break a leg.
01:09:58 You better believe it.
01:09:59 - What's up, Dick?
01:10:03 God, I keep doing that.
01:10:06 What are you crunt-sacks
01:10:08 It's okay. They're just helping us
01:10:11 I'll be watching you.
01:10:12 Yeah. That's exactly what an audience
01:10:16 Just go sit down, Rick.
01:10:20 Robert De Niro,
01:10:24 - God, he seems great.
01:10:26 I like him.
01:10:36 Here you go. Look alive.
01:10:37 Coming at you.
01:10:39 Coming at you. Here you go,
01:10:43 - Here you go. Look alive.
01:10:45 No shit, lesbatron. My brother did.
01:10:48 We're a new squad.
01:10:50 - Thank you, Shawn.
01:10:53 - Okay. You owe me 127.80.
01:10:56 - I cut you a deal.
01:10:58 That's actually human of you.
01:11:00 Don't get all ABC Family
01:11:03 You're doing me a favor.
01:11:04 I guaranteed Staples 45 seconds
01:11:07 And work this into your cheer:
01:11:09 "Staples now carries 30-percent
01:11:12 Staples, committed to the
01:11:15 - Hey.
01:11:16 If I don't have the money,
01:11:18 - That seems fair.
01:11:24 Stay safe.
01:11:28 What's up, kid?
01:11:29 - Downey.
01:11:31 Why didn't you tell me you're gay?
01:11:34 - Paint with all the colors of the wind.
01:11:40 Am I straight? Yes.
01:11:43 But what about your diary?
01:11:44 Then you asked for my beads
01:11:47 - I thought it was a bracelet.
01:11:50 - I don't know.
01:11:51 ...is made of all kinds of wood,
01:11:53 What?
01:11:57 - All kinds.
01:11:59 God, that is so awkward.
01:12:06 The Panthers, clear favorites,
01:12:36 Fierce, brave, hungry, Panthers
01:12:40 Kill!
01:12:51 - Dude, they're kind of great.
01:12:54 It's not about them, guys.
01:12:56 It's about us. Just stay focused.
01:12:59 Panthers out.
01:13:08 Oh, let me get that for you.
01:13:14 Drool much?
01:13:16 Panthers out.
01:13:29 Free paper, courtesy of Staples.
01:13:33 Staples, committed to the
01:13:36 Do you have
01:13:38 No. But I have 50-percent recycled
01:13:42 It's free, gay bar, just take it.
01:13:44 Let's do this.
01:13:46 - Tigers!
01:13:47 - Tigers!
01:13:48 Now, the Tigers from Gerald R. Ford
01:13:52 This team historically ranks last
01:13:55 Let's see if they've
01:13:58 Hey. Is this on TV?
01:14:00 Don't worry. It's NBC. No one
01:14:04 Look, it's Nick on TV, cheerleading.
01:14:06 Shawn too. They're cheerleaders.
01:14:09 I thought those dudes
01:14:12 All you chumps think you got poise
01:14:15 Shit.
01:14:17 My chickens.
01:14:19 Five, six, seven, eight.
01:14:21 Tigers!
01:14:43 Risky floor stunts, athletic tumbling,
01:14:46 Looks like the addition of those
01:14:53 Oh, my God, that bitch.
01:14:56 - It's not totally her fault.
01:15:00 It sucks. Don't let it distract you.
01:15:02 No, we're not.
01:15:05 Yeah, we are. And there's
01:15:11 - The Fountain of Troy.
01:15:13 I thought that move
01:15:24 Remember Lennon?
01:15:26 "Life's what happens when
01:15:28 - This is it. Life's happening.
01:15:31 I never said it was. You can do it.
01:15:35 I still just don't see them
01:15:38 They are just not in the same league
01:15:42 - Who's gonna catch me?
01:15:44 - Who's gonna catch you?
01:15:47 I have total faith in them.
01:15:50 - But what if they don't?
01:15:52 You gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
01:16:01 - We're doing it.
01:16:02 We're doing a lot of talking.
01:16:04 This seems like a lot
01:16:09 Lot of talking during the routine.
01:16:12 I'm the fountain.
01:16:14 Girls, catch. Shawn,
01:16:17 - Got it.
01:16:18 Break.
01:16:28 Is this what I think it is? Are the Tigers
01:16:32 This is the most dangerous move
01:16:35 That's prohibidado.
01:16:38 I told them in Spanish. How much
01:16:41 Here comes the build.
01:16:44 Nice.
01:16:47 An awesome flying pose.
01:16:55 Here it comes, the final fountain.
01:17:02 And now for the final dismount.
01:17:04 Yes.
01:17:06 Perfect.
01:17:08 And the final flip out.
01:17:10 Here it comes, and...
01:17:12 Tigers!
01:17:25 Shawn!
01:17:35 Tigers!
01:17:43 That little shit.
01:17:44 My chicken shit.
01:17:48 Shawnzy. No, come here.
01:17:55 Hey.
01:17:57 Hey.
01:17:59 Did we win?
01:18:01 No, we came in 19th.
01:18:04 I'm sorry.
01:18:06 Are you kidding? That's 10 places
01:18:09 If they didn't deduct points
01:18:11 ...we might've made top three.
01:18:13 You nailed your triple backflip.
01:18:15 I nailed my double backflip...
01:18:17 ...because a triple backflip
01:18:21 Yeah, I did do three.
01:18:37 - What was that?
01:18:51 What the hell are you doing?
01:18:54 Kissing my teammate.
01:18:56 You wanna die today? I can take life
01:19:00 First of all, you're not a doctor.
01:19:02 Second of all,
01:19:04 What? Carly Fries, come on.
01:19:07 You're dumping me for him?
01:19:10 No, I'm dumping you, period.
01:19:11 And then I'm gonna be with him,
01:19:17 Question mark.
01:19:19 Totally. Exclamation point.
01:19:22 Oh, puke.
01:19:26 Carly Horse. Carly's Jr., baby.
01:19:31 Carly and the Chocolate Factory,
01:19:36 Carlsbad, Carly-fornia.
01:19:39 Why don't you run along now?
01:19:41 The longer you watch,
01:19:43 - I'll show you sad.
01:19:45 Oh, Jesus.
01:19:46 - Nick.
01:19:50 That was for the Crocs.
01:19:52 You're not an old lady gardening
01:19:54 Okay? Now put on some shoes,
01:20:00 I'm just saying.
01:20:02 - You okay?
01:20:05 Wait till tonight.
01:20:08 I'm gonna make a wish on these
01:20:14 I hope one of you ends up
01:20:17 ...I'll make you wait for days.
01:20:19 Unless one of you has Blue Cross...
01:20:22 ...that's a PPO,
01:20:30 This is so cute.
01:20:31 The 19th-placers.
01:20:37 - How does it feel to still suck ass?
01:20:44 Please don't hurt us. I was just kidding
01:20:48 Cheering doesn't mean that much
01:20:51 I love your hair. Go.
01:20:53 Way to go, Bianca.
01:20:56 There's a lot you don't know
01:20:59 You know that John Lennon
01:21:03 ..."risk it to get the biscuit"
01:21:06 It didn't really make sense.
01:21:08 Well, it got you to do it.
01:21:09 No. You got me to do it.
01:21:20 Well, congratulations, kid.
01:21:23 Thanks to you.
01:21:26 - Just shut up. Shut up.
01:21:29 - You want me to accept thanks?
01:21:31 Here it comes from my mouth.
01:21:36 Diora.
01:21:37 Lose the clothes.
01:21:42 That's good. No.
01:21:46 - Read me something from your diary.
01:21:48 "Perchance to dream,
01:21:52 - the summer skies
01:21:59 Oh, my God. My husband.
01:22:02 This is not what it looks like.
01:22:03 Looks like you're running
01:22:05 Exactly.
01:22:07 - Carry on.
01:22:09 Good one. Five, six, seven, eight.
01:22:11 I said, hey, Tigers! Yeah?
01:22:14 Hold it.
01:22:18 I'm gonna lay my hands on you to get
01:22:23 Five, six, seven, eight.
01:22:24 - I said, hey, Tigers!
01:22:26 - I said, hey, Tigers!
01:22:28 - What do we like to-?
01:22:31 Sweet Jesus, mother of God!
01:22:34 I don't wanna run laps all afternoon.
01:22:38 Dude, your cousin stuck his finger
01:22:40 Dude, your dad put his wang
01:22:43 Dude, your mom gave you an HJ
01:22:45 Your cousin whacked you
01:22:47 Come on, your cousin put his wiener
01:22:51 Will you shut up, man?
01:22:53 I could watch What Not to Wear
01:22:57 ...and still win a straight award.
01:22:59 That's not right.
01:23:00 I could smoke pole
01:23:02 - I can't say "smoke pole"?
01:23:06 Carly. Come here.
01:23:08 We're working on a new mount
01:23:11 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
01:23:13 - We didn't order these.
01:23:16 No shit, Indigo Girl.
01:23:19 No shit, queer-leader.
01:23:21 Wait, what? Just joking. Sorry.
01:23:24 The Fountain of Troy?
01:23:26 I thought that move
01:23:30 It's not prohibidabido?
01:23:32 No, I'm pretty sure
01:23:35 Cut.
01:23:37 Go ahead and clap.
01:23:39 Mediocrity deserves applause.
01:23:42 Why don't we go find a Ford Focus
01:23:48 Mascot down!
01:23:52 It's a dragon!
01:23:56 Tell me about that road.
01:24:01 Is it lonely on that road?
01:24:08 Have you made up your mind?
01:24:11 - You gonna waste any more time?
01:24:17 Then here we go.
01:24:32 - F-U!
01:24:41 You're damn straight. F-U!
01:26:14 I can't take this head anymore.
01:26:19 All right, kiss me.
01:26:22 What are you doing?
01:26:24 Keep it on, sexy beast.
01:26:40 And that's how you kiss a guy.
01:26:44 Okay.
01:26:45 All right, again.