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00:03:56 Bunty. - Yes, Sweetie.
00:03:58 This is for you.
00:04:00 Oh! How sweet, Tanya.
00:04:02 Red heart shaped box. Very nice.
00:04:05 Damn.
00:04:06 Bunty, will you marry me?
00:04:11 That's your favourite
00:04:14 You keep giving me a fright by asking
00:04:16 What's there to be afraid of?
00:04:18 And if I wanted to frighten you...
00:04:20 ...I would've said Please marry me,
00:04:24 That would've been better.
00:04:27 Listen Sweetie.
00:04:30 Live-in is ok.
00:04:32 But no Mister and Missus.
00:04:34 And no marriage.
00:04:35 I've promised grandpa...
00:04:37 ...that I'll get married.
00:04:42 Then you can't fulfill your
00:04:45 Bunty, marriage is an institution.
00:04:47 A mental institution, Tanya.
00:04:49 And the living examples
00:04:52 Marriage is the end of love, Tanya...
00:04:55 You will know what
00:04:56 ...once you meet
00:04:59 10. - 13.
00:05:01 10. - 11.
00:05:03 10, that's it. 10.
00:05:06 Sir, everyday you
00:05:10 And haggle for just paisa 50 a dozen.
00:05:13 It's a long story. - How long?
00:05:16 Lts 5ft 7 inches long.
00:05:20 People normally get married to
00:05:24 But I got a spendthrift wife.
00:05:27 She has changed the entire
00:05:31 She spends my money like water flows.
00:05:34 Sometimes she shops for so long...
00:05:37 ...that she takes
00:05:40 ...and sleeps in the Home
00:05:42 ...so that she can get up again
00:05:44 I'm done with shopping
00:05:46 The real shopping...
00:05:50 Not just that.
00:05:51 If the stereo of the car doesn't work...
00:05:55 No, she buys a new car.
00:05:57 And look. Do you see this dress?
00:06:00 Lts worth 2.5 lakhs.
00:06:02 She says that Mallika Sherawat
00:06:06 What do you say? - Mallika
00:06:09 When? - That's exactly what I say.
00:06:12 That's why I come here from Lokhandwala
00:06:19 Brother, I pray that
00:06:21 ...doesn't get a wife like mine.
00:06:28 Oh, God. - You intentionally
00:06:31 Mala, why would I do anything like that?
00:06:33 Because you don't
00:06:35 That isn't possible anyway.
00:06:37 Whether I do something
00:06:39 Really?
00:06:40 Then why did... - Marry you?
00:06:42 Yes, tell me, why did you marry me?
00:06:44 Don't keep taunting me.
00:06:47 Anyone can commit mistake.
00:06:48 Yes, just like your parents did.
00:06:50 You. - Mala mind your tongue.
00:06:53 Or else...
00:06:55 Or else. - Or else what?
00:07:00 Hey, get back to work all of you.
00:07:01 Get to work.
00:07:03 Bhikhu, you do your work as well.
00:07:05 Should I do all the work?
00:07:07 I can't even fire him.
00:07:09 People get motorcycle
00:07:12 This servant. Who can't even
00:07:15 Be thankful that
00:07:17 Stop it
00:07:19 What is this?
00:07:20 It took you 20 years
00:07:24 To turn your hotel
00:07:26 For this?
00:07:27 So that you can utilize every nook and
00:07:31 For god sake, your staff laughs at you
00:07:36 'God, please show me a way to stop
00:07:49 Why did you bring me here, Tanya?
00:07:51 So that you can
00:07:54 ...why you're allergic to marriage.
00:07:56 Come on. - I see.
00:07:59 I have a even fresh matter today.
00:08:01 I will call him. Grandpa. Grandpa.
00:08:05 Tanya, hi.
00:08:07 You didn't tell me that
00:08:10 Shut up, okay.
00:08:12 My grandpa means everything to me.
00:08:14 18 years ago when there
00:08:17 ...my mom, dad...
00:08:20 ...get their haircut
00:08:22 I will kill you. Bunty. Come on.
00:08:23 Grandpa.
00:08:25 How is my child?
00:08:28 Grandpa, he's Bunty.
00:08:30 I am Gonsalves.
00:08:48 Sir, what is this?
00:08:50 This. This is a time machine.
00:08:53 A machine that will
00:08:56 ...and make our future better.
00:08:59 A machine that will
00:09:02 ...and take us back,
00:09:06 Time machine?
00:09:07 Professor,
00:09:10 How can you make a time
00:09:13 It can be made,
00:09:15 If we can see the past then
00:09:17 Think logically.
00:09:19 Because logically...
00:09:20 What is this?
00:09:21 You were supposed to explain to
00:09:25 Don't change the topic, Tanya.
00:09:26 Sir, you were saying
00:09:28 Please go ahead.
00:09:31 We can see the alpha Changeli...
00:09:33 ...which is four light
00:09:35 We don't look at
00:09:38 But we look at it just
00:09:41 Correct? - Correct.
00:09:43 The star called Turios that we see.
00:09:45 We see it like it
00:09:48 We don't watch it...
00:09:50 By the way... do you look at
00:09:53 Yes! Every hour.
00:09:55 Its 10 nanoseconds old.
00:09:58 Tell me... if you get an
00:10:02 ...which mistake would you
00:10:04 My mom and dad's marriage.
00:10:06 Yes, Grandpa, this is the topic.
00:10:08 Now ask him why refuses to marry me.
00:10:11 Yes, why don't you
00:10:14 I am scared.
00:10:16 It's just an excuse.
00:10:17 If you have the courage
00:10:19 ...then you should be
00:10:21 Logically you should marry Tanya.
00:10:23 Stop saying that.
00:10:25 Think logically and tell
00:10:29 Because after 12 o'clock
00:10:31 ...in my past.
00:10:33 Professor I have no time to think...
00:10:35 ...because tomorrow is
00:10:38 And I have planned
00:10:46 Everyone must be
00:10:47 ...that why isn't her husband
00:10:50 You look like Zhaveri
00:10:54 It's better than looking like
00:10:58 How much does she love me?
00:11:00 Enjoy the party guys. Go on!
00:11:02 Excuse me, get me a drink please.
00:11:05 I should do all the work.
00:11:14 Uncle Bhikhu,
00:11:17 ...or did this happen after marriage?
00:11:19 They were sworn enemies.
00:11:21 Their marriage was the
00:11:23 ...in the history of mankind.
00:11:25 After the atom bomb.
00:11:28 When actually it
00:11:31 ...but your grandparents.
00:11:32 How is that?
00:11:33 They're dead and all that's
00:11:36 But they still don't like
00:11:41 Your grandpa Rai Bahadur Dhyanchand.
00:11:44 No one ever took his
00:11:47 Especially before your grandma.
00:11:49 And your grandma Bholi Devi.
00:11:51 She wasn't innocent or a Devi.
00:11:54 Wonder why they got
00:11:57 ...and sent me here as the dowry?
00:12:00 If I had wings, I would soar high.
00:12:04 I would show you
00:12:11 Here he comes, the great two-in-one.
00:12:13 Two-in-one? - Yes, Kundan Lal.
00:12:15 He's a singer, sings in two voices.
00:12:19 Kitchen Kumar... how are you?
00:12:23 Where did you get these
00:12:26 Kundan, what a surprise. - Mala.
00:12:32 Bhikhu.
00:12:36 Where did this duet come from?
00:12:38 I didn't know that Kundan
00:12:41 How are you, brother Kundan?
00:12:43 Mala. Kishen. - Mona.
00:12:46 I am no longer Mona,
00:12:49 You've named a
00:12:51 Since when?
00:12:52 How did you stay with
00:12:55 What can I do?
00:12:58 But its not right to throw
00:13:03 Who is he?
00:13:04 Kundan, he's my son.
00:13:07 Bunty.
00:13:09 But he is very good looking.
00:13:11 Like father like son.
00:13:13 You?
00:13:15 Look handsome? - I was joking.
00:13:17 You only appaear to be.
00:13:20 And that's regretting as well.
00:13:24 Son, there was a time when
00:13:28 What? - Dad, really? - I see.
00:13:32 Seems like dear dad
00:13:36 What do you mean? - He means...
00:13:38 Kundan, show him sir's dance moves.
00:13:41 Should I show you? - Kitchen Kumar.
00:13:45 You're great, the shirt is very good.
00:13:49 Come on. - Are you mad?
00:13:52 Dad, do something.
00:13:54 He's just joking, he's
00:13:58 Come on.
00:14:00 Come on. Nice shirt.
00:14:03 Come on kishan. Go.
00:14:05 We used to do it in our childhood.
00:14:09 Come on. Nice shirt.
00:14:14 Leave me. - No one can save you.
00:14:17 Kundan, Kundan.
00:14:20 Take you pants.
00:14:23 Look.
00:14:38 Kundan is just a friend.
00:14:40 I never thought
00:14:42 Mom, dad,
00:14:46 Bunty, who would you prefer
00:14:50 Bunty, I am talking
00:14:51 I am divorcing your mother.
00:14:54 Actually I am divorcing him.
00:14:56 You guys have fun, I am leaving.
00:14:58 Bunty. Bunty.
00:14:59 Friends.
00:15:02 To make this celebration of
00:15:07 ...I request Mr. Kundan
00:15:16 Come, come.
00:15:19 Ladies and gentlemen.
00:15:21 I made this song
00:15:25 ...Mala for her marriage with Kishen.
00:15:28 So can we change the mood now?
00:15:30 Clap.
00:15:33 Now you can do it like this.
00:15:35 Take it to the left.
00:15:38 Shake it to the right all my ladies
00:15:42 All my ladies and my man and
00:15:45 You can do it like this.
00:15:46 When my mom and dad
00:15:47 ...then what was
00:15:49 Shake it to the right.
00:15:50 Which song would suit
00:15:53 How would both of them
00:15:58 You can do it like this.
00:16:00 Take it to the right.
00:16:02 Shake it the right or my ladies and
00:16:06 My ladies and my man and
00:16:09 You can do it like this.
00:16:11 You can shake it to the left.
00:16:13 Shake it to the right all my ladies
00:16:17 All my ladies and my man
00:16:20 What a terrible blunder.
00:16:26 Marriage turned into a nightmare.
00:16:31 It's a bundle of sorry.
00:16:33 It's after your life.
00:16:34 It's better to die.
00:16:37 It's the reason for all the sorrows.
00:16:42 What a terrible blunder.
00:17:07 When you're attending a marriage.
00:17:10 Always advice him.
00:17:12 Don't get married.
00:17:14 It's dreadful.
00:17:15 Don't regret it later.
00:17:17 Here's your chance.
00:17:19 Run away now.
00:17:20 Pacify your heart
00:17:23 Run away from the marriage dais.
00:17:28 What a terrible blunder.
00:18:10 The person who...
00:18:15 Catch hold of him, thrash him.
00:18:18 He's responsible for the mistake.
00:18:20 The person who...
00:18:26 Catch him, thrash him.
00:18:29 He's responsible for the mistake.
00:18:31 He was stupid.
00:18:33 He was cruel and ruined others.
00:18:37 Kill him cruelly.
00:18:42 What a terrible blunder.
00:18:48 Marriage turned into a nightmare.
00:18:53 What a terrible blunder.
00:19:02 Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
00:19:05 I know! - Mom, dad!
00:19:08 I would've never married
00:19:11 You've always been the
00:19:14 You don't have any style
00:19:17 ...your outfits... - Don't say
00:19:19 You dare not say
00:19:22 No one washes clothes
00:19:24 I am talking about
00:19:27 And that's what will say
00:19:29 That buy a plain
00:19:32 Oh no, I know you will stand up,
00:19:35 Couldn't you get Kanjivaram?
00:19:37 Exactly, you didn't give
00:19:40 I will definitely ask
00:19:42 I didn't give you anything
00:19:43 What did you give me?
00:19:46 All our neighbours have dogs.
00:19:48 But we don't. - I am there.
00:19:51 Then why do you need a dog
00:19:54 At least the dog
00:19:56 It will go along with me.
00:19:57 Didn't I ever go out with you?
00:19:59 When did you?
00:20:02 Should I remind you?
00:20:04 And I thought we'll go to Kashmir,
00:20:08 But where did you take me? - Hubli.
00:20:09 And only because you were
00:20:14 Kishen, you never
00:20:17 Taking me for a movie, dinner,
00:20:22 You never uttered a
00:20:24 It takes two to tango, Mala.
00:20:27 You hated me before
00:20:31 I don't try to keep
00:20:33 ...restaurant business for no reason.
00:20:35 I didn't go shopping
00:20:39 Kishen, if I am a shopaholic today...
00:20:42 ...then you're the reason for it.
00:20:44 Because I tried to find happiness...
00:20:45 ...in these jewellery,
00:20:49 But now I have realised...
00:20:51 ...that I will never be able to find
00:20:54 You found that out after spending 9,
00:21:00 No, after wasting 12, 054
00:21:25 Dad.
00:21:26 Mom. Mom.
00:21:29 Dad. Mom.
00:21:32 Mom. Dad.
00:21:35 Mom. Dad. Mom.
00:21:40 God.
00:21:51 I will never let you two separate.
00:21:54 Never.
00:22:29 I know I am going
00:22:33 But there's no other
00:22:37 To change their present,
00:22:42 Professor.
00:22:45 Professor.
00:22:47 Professor. - So you're finally here.
00:22:49 So what have you decided
00:22:54 Professor, I want to make a request.
00:22:56 Request.
00:22:59 Type the year!
00:23:01 Any year! - Fortune town, 1975.
00:23:03 Is that your birth year?
00:23:05 My parents weren't even married.
00:23:08 What's the connection
00:23:10 City, Mumbai.
00:23:13 I mean then it was Bombay.
00:23:15 Don't touch anything. - No.
00:23:17 Especially this red button.
00:23:18 If you touch it, the machine
00:23:21 Get it. - Yes!
00:23:23 Remember, don't touch anything.
00:23:26 Careful.
00:24:01 Oh my, God.
00:24:04 I said don't touch the red button.
00:24:06 Try to stop it now.
00:24:08 Try to switch it off, Bunty.
00:24:10 Press the blue button.
00:24:11 Bunty.
00:24:12 Try to stop it.
00:24:27 Bunty, stop, stop,
00:24:40 At least hear how
00:24:51 Forget Bunty.
00:24:54 You can never marry him now.
00:24:59 I am coming mom, I am coming dad.
00:25:09 Stop! Stop!
00:25:42 Oh no.
00:25:59 Professor!
00:26:02 Time machine? Professor!
00:26:05 What Professor?
00:27:50 Suryaprakash restaurant.
00:27:53 Grandpa's restaurant.
00:27:55 Clean table no.4.
00:28:07 I remembered you,
00:28:12 Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up.
00:28:15 The India Pakistan
00:28:17 Rai Bahadur versus Bholi Devi.
00:28:19 Grandpa, grandma.
00:28:35 Grandpa.
00:28:38 How dare you cut
00:28:42 Who permitted you to do so?
00:28:44 Couldn't you find any
00:28:47 I'll not spare you people today!
00:28:49 Let my son come home.
00:28:51 Your son.
00:28:52 You call the delicate darling
00:28:55 Will he stick the branches
00:28:58 He's very strong. - I see.
00:28:59 He can uproot the entire
00:29:04 I will shoot you today...
00:29:06 Why shoot us?
00:29:08 You have an atom bomb.
00:29:11 Here it is. - Here.
00:29:14 Here. - Wait.
00:29:16 Kishen. - Dad.
00:29:19 Kishen, give me my gun.
00:29:23 Who are you?
00:29:26 Dad. - Sorry, Father,
00:29:30 But I instantly recognised
00:29:33 Stop blabbering and pass me my gun.
00:29:38 Careful, Father.
00:29:39 Careful. - Wait there.
00:29:41 Stand just like that,
00:29:43 I will need only
00:29:45 Let me see who saves you two today.
00:29:47 I will save them.
00:29:58 Grandma.
00:30:09 Careful, grandma.
00:30:12 This glass piece might've hurt you.
00:30:15 Rai Bahadur, what's going on?
00:30:18 Why are you scaring
00:30:20 Innocent children?
00:30:22 Look, what they've
00:30:25 I know,
00:30:28 Why did you cut the branches?
00:30:30 What right do you have?
00:30:32 These trees are mine. - Quiet.
00:30:35 There's no need to get angry
00:30:39 My tree, my groves.
00:30:41 Even birds don't make
00:30:45 And by growing roses
00:30:47 ...do you want to grow
00:30:50 You shouldn't be concerned
00:30:53 This is my property.
00:30:55 And this bungalow that you've
00:30:58 That belongs to me as well. Yes.
00:31:01 I will have you thrown
00:31:03 I know Indira very well now.
00:31:05 I will get an emergency
00:31:09 That's going to be declared
00:31:11 Grandpa? Who are you?
00:31:12 I have a wonderful idea to
00:31:17 Scoundrels, watch now.
00:31:20 Just watch. What are you doing?
00:31:22 Now you'll know how my son is.
00:31:36 Oh... no.
00:31:43 So this is my dad...
00:31:59 You threw a balloon at my father.
00:32:02 My delicate, innocent and...
00:32:08 Stop praising me.
00:32:10 And give them a reply. - Ok.
00:32:31 What was that?
00:32:33 Is that your fitting reply?
00:32:35 Father, I think the
00:32:39 So... Father. Father.
00:32:41 You're fool.
00:32:47 That's a nice kurta, Kishen.
00:32:49 Kundan, please leave me alone.
00:32:52 Bhikhu, take his kurta off.
00:32:57 No, Kundan, let me go.
00:33:00 Don't tear my clothes.
00:33:02 Mala's gang is here.
00:33:04 We'll deal with you later.
00:33:05 Bhikhu, let's go.
00:33:07 Mala.
00:33:09 Are you fine?
00:33:11 Are you fine?
00:33:12 Those children stepped on me.
00:33:18 Who are you?
00:33:21 Mother is coming. - Mother?
00:34:02 I kept smouldering all day,
00:34:06 The fire is still alive,
00:34:11 I kept smouldering all day,
00:34:15 The fire is still alive,
00:34:20 I couldn't find...
00:34:25 I couldn't find...
00:34:29 I searched the
00:34:33 Youth's passing by.
00:34:35 Who will fulfil my desires?
00:34:37 Youth's passing by.
00:34:40 Who will fulfil my desires?
00:34:42 I searched the
00:34:47 I kept smouldering all day,
00:34:51 The fire is still alive,
00:35:23 I am soaring high
00:35:28 Why can't I control myself today?
00:35:32 Lord, what's this illusion.
00:35:37 Why does my body smoulder?
00:35:41 Lord, give me a cure.
00:35:44 Tell me where I can find him.
00:35:46 Lord, give me a cure.
00:35:48 Tell me where I can find him.
00:35:50 I searched the
00:35:54 Youth's passing by.
00:35:56 Who will fulfil my desires?
00:35:58 I searched the
00:36:03 I kept smouldering all day,
00:36:08 The fire is still alive,
00:36:26 Make me fall in love.
00:36:31 Or just steal my heart.
00:36:35 Come and take me in your arms.
00:36:40 I've lost my peace and sleep.
00:36:44 Is there anyone...
00:36:49 Is there anyone...
00:36:53 I searched the
00:36:58 I kept smouldering all day,
00:37:03 The fire is still alive,
00:37:07 I kept smouldering all day,
00:37:12 The fire is still alive,
00:37:17 Gonsalves.
00:37:22 Anthony Gonsalves.
00:37:29 Did I really make this?
00:37:30 I don't believe it.
00:37:31 I can't believe that I made this?
00:37:34 The way it has landed I
00:37:37 What did you say?
00:37:40 ...only you can tell
00:37:44 But why did you come here?
00:37:47 You mean to say...
00:37:48 ...you came here to make
00:37:52 What a rotten idea.
00:37:53 It's a stupid idea. - You gave me.
00:37:56 Professor,
00:38:00 How much do you want?
00:38:01 Professor, you're a rich man,
00:38:06 For Tanya. - For Tanya.
00:38:09 Give me tea and bread.
00:38:14 Julie... Brother Kundan.
00:38:17 I love you.
00:38:20 Julie... Brother Kundan.
00:38:25 Brother Kundan, do you want
00:38:28 Have you ever thought about love,
00:38:31 ...or will I have to do that for you as well.
00:38:33 I did.
00:38:36 I also did. - I see.
00:38:38 Thrice.
00:38:40 'The first time... '
00:38:42 'I love you, Kamla.'
00:38:44 'I want to marry you.'
00:38:46 'What, love marriage? '
00:38:48 'What, love marriage? '
00:38:50 'What, love marriage? '
00:38:52 'What, love marriage? '
00:38:54 Result...
00:38:55 'We believe that a boy and girl...
00:38:56 ...can have only one
00:38:59 'And that's Raksha Bandhan.'
00:39:01 So what if I wasn't
00:39:06 But I still desired
00:39:16 'Here's my marriage card.'
00:39:17 She handed me the card
00:39:25 The third time I went up
00:39:28 But I was slightly late.
00:39:33 No...
00:39:35 When love marriage isn't possible...
00:39:37 ...then what's the
00:39:43 Here, keep the glass.
00:39:46 And don't forget to pay him.
00:39:53 Fool. - Yes!
00:39:56 What are you doing?
00:39:58 Father, I am frying fritters.
00:39:59 Here. Keep 10 rupees.
00:40:03 And if anything happens
00:40:06 ...then I will send you to hell.
00:40:09 But, Father, how is that possible?
00:40:10 Quiet, fool.
00:40:16 How many times have I
00:40:20 That heroine will come any moment.
00:40:22 All India Radio. - Yes, madam.
00:40:24 What Yes, madam.
00:40:25 I want to go to VT Station.
00:40:27 You can drop him to VT Station...
00:40:29 ...but first take
00:40:31 And let's go.
00:40:33 But I am in a hurry,
00:40:40 Come... Come...
00:40:42 Today Kishen Kumar will see
00:40:47 Now you just watch what I do. Come.
00:40:54 Hello. - Kishen?
00:40:56 Yes, who is this?
00:40:57 This is... aunt Jamuna.
00:41:00 Yes, hello, aunt Jamuna.
00:41:02 Where are you speaking from?
00:41:04 You fool, pick up the pots.
00:41:07 Pick up the plants.
00:41:10 Should I do all the work? - No.
00:41:13 I should pick up the
00:41:15 Yes, Kishen.
00:41:17 Pick up the plants and speak.
00:41:18 I think aunt has gone crazy.
00:41:24 Pick this one.
00:41:27 How is it? - Aunt, it's heavy.
00:41:30 It will do.
00:41:35 Where do I live? - Jaipur, aunt.
00:41:38 So I am speaking from Jaipur.
00:41:40 But your voice sounds quite clear.
00:41:43 So why are you yelling, you fool.
00:41:45 Aunt, father has said...
00:41:46 ...that we should speak
00:41:49 He's a fool.
00:41:51 Maybe you might know better.
00:41:54 But he will kill me.
00:41:56 If he misbehaves...
00:41:58 ...then throw him out of the house.
00:42:00 But... aunt,
00:42:04 He drives my mother crazy.
00:42:05 But isn't your mother dead?
00:42:07 I am talking about my mother.
00:42:10 Don't you and father
00:42:13 Oh, no.
00:42:15 He's the servant's son.
00:42:17 After the servant died
00:42:20 What? My father
00:42:25 That means I am a
00:42:28 Ask Bhikhu.
00:42:30 Bhikhu knows about it. - Yes.
00:42:33 Bhikhu is your father's brother.
00:42:35 The servant of my cruel,
00:42:38 ...is my uncle?
00:42:39 Kishen, aren't you ashamed
00:42:41 Why shouldn't I,
00:42:43 The mother's a witch,
00:42:45 You know, last month...
00:42:47 ...they pulled down
00:42:51 Do you know that?
00:42:53 I laughed at the sight of the scene.
00:42:55 Aunt, you laughed as well.
00:42:59 But aunt, he's my father after all.
00:43:03 Though he's a servant's son.
00:43:08 Aunt... how is uncle Popat? - Popat.
00:43:14 Popat... flew away. - What?
00:43:18 Let it be, there are others.
00:43:21 Others. Others at this age?
00:43:24 This is the age to enjoy.
00:43:28 What's the name of the other uncle?
00:43:31 Bull. - Bull?
00:43:33 Bull.
00:43:34 After popat (parrot) now its bull.
00:43:36 Bull? - There are two.
00:43:39 You're two timing?
00:43:42 Bhikhu, Kundan, run.
00:43:45 Bhikhu. Kundan.
00:43:48 Thieves!
00:43:54 This one's broken as well.
00:43:56 Thieves!
00:43:57 Catch him.
00:44:09 Bhikhu. Bhikhu. Thives. Stop.
00:44:30 What have you done, Mala?
00:44:32 My father asked me
00:44:36 My fathers will surely kill me.
00:44:39 There's no need for that.
00:44:41 Because there's something
00:44:43 ...after which you will die of shame.
00:44:51 What did you say
00:44:53 Ghost. Witch.
00:44:56 Today we'll make
00:44:59 ...you won't be able to
00:45:03 What do you mean?
00:45:04 I mean... Kundan.
00:45:07 We mean... that day we pulled
00:45:13 ...and today its your turn.
00:45:15 No, Kundan.
00:45:17 Kundan, please.
00:45:18 Kundan, don't... - Come on.
00:45:19 Kundan, look...
00:45:20 Kundan, it'll tear.
00:45:22 Kundan, I would be left with no clothes.
00:45:24 It's okay. - Mala, please tell them.
00:45:25 Kundan, be careful.
00:45:27 Kitchen Kumar is very delicate.
00:45:29 Mala, be scared of the Lord.
00:45:30 Look, Mala, don't... - Come on.
00:45:37 Kishen.
00:45:38 Kishen.
00:45:43 Mala,
00:46:03 Where are my roses?
00:46:05 Where are my roses?
00:46:15 The roses were drying.
00:46:19 So I made a paste out of them.
00:46:22 Where's the paste?
00:46:29 I... I...
00:46:34 ...so I fed the paste to mother...
00:46:37 If it was mother's anniversary...
00:46:38 ...then you should've fed
00:46:42 The cow. - So?
00:46:47 I didn't realise whether
00:46:51 Why?
00:46:52 Was the bull wearing pants
00:46:54 You fool.
00:46:56 Go and get betel leaf for me.
00:46:58 I am in the mood
00:47:01 Father, money?
00:47:04 I gave you 10 rupees in the morning.
00:47:07 I... lent it... to friend?
00:47:12 On what interest rate? - One...
00:47:15 One percent.
00:47:18 None.
00:47:23 If you don't get
00:47:26 ...then I will recover
00:47:29 But father, who will purchase me?
00:47:31 Quiet. Get out.
00:47:54 Who are you?
00:47:56 10 rupees.
00:47:59 And 50 paise interest.
00:48:03 But how can I take this?
00:48:05 I can't accept this? - Keep it.
00:48:06 Everything I own belongs
00:48:12 No, no, no, no, no...
00:48:13 You shouldn't touch my feet, da...
00:48:17 I suggest you accompany me
00:48:20 I will treat you to a cup of tea.
00:48:23 I'll prepare some mango juice for you.
00:48:25 That's the problem, Kishen.
00:48:27 You don't have to make mango juice.
00:48:29 Why? - I helped you,
00:48:32 So what can you do for me?
00:48:35 Give my life?
00:48:38 No, no, no. - I will do it. Kishen.
00:48:41 Listen.
00:48:43 You will have to do
00:48:46 Yes, tell me.
00:48:48 Remember Mala. Mala.
00:48:51 That witch Mala.
00:48:55 You will have to... - What?
00:49:00 I've to treat her to mango juice.
00:49:05 You've to make her... fall.
00:49:08 She's already fallen quite low.
00:49:10 How much further do you
00:49:11 No, no, I don't mean literally.
00:49:14 How do I explain to you?
00:49:15 Yes.
00:49:17 You've to...
00:49:25 No. - Oh, God.
00:49:28 How do I explain to him?
00:49:30 Yes. Watch, watch.
00:49:32 Look, this is you. And this is Mala.
00:49:37 And this is...
00:49:40 And this is me.
00:49:43 Here's your money.
00:49:45 I would prefer dying...
00:49:49 Kishen. Kishen.
00:49:52 You're trying to
00:49:56 Kishen! If you make
00:49:59 ...then I will give you 5000 rupees.
00:50:07 I had a wager with my friends
00:50:12 And if that happens then
00:50:16 And I will give you 5000 rupees.
00:50:18 Think, Kishen, you can fulfil
00:50:23 Your dream transform Suryaprakash
00:50:53 What will I have to do?
00:50:55 Okay. Let's start.
00:50:57 First, try to imagine Mala's face...
00:51:01 Mala, no, no... - Please.
00:51:02 Please.
00:51:03 Just try to visualize Mala's
00:51:35 'Mala! '
00:51:38 That girl looks dangerous
00:51:41 She's a cannibal.
00:51:44 But why don't you like Mala?
00:51:47 Shameless girl.
00:51:49 She holds my hand publicly.
00:51:51 If any girl... if any girl holds
00:51:56 You don't like it when
00:51:59 Is everything fine, Kishen?
00:52:01 What do you mean?
00:52:03 I mean...
00:52:04 Yes.
00:52:05 When you would sit down to study...
00:52:07 ...would any thought
00:52:09 ...that would deviate
00:52:14 Yes. That happens with me quite often.
00:52:17 Thank God.
00:52:19 Bunty, whenever
00:52:21 ...I start wondering...
00:52:24 What, Kishen... - Yes.
00:52:26 I wonder that... if I don't
00:52:30 ...how will I make aubergine roast.
00:52:31 Like, if I get loose motions...
00:52:37 I mean thoughts that...
00:52:41 Try to understand.
00:52:42 I am teaching you things...
00:52:44 ...that you should be teaching me.
00:52:50 Bunty, I understand you a bit.
00:52:53 You mean...
00:52:56 And instead of concentrating
00:52:57 ...I am watching the sun.
00:53:01 I mean when will the
00:53:06 Yes. Yes.
00:53:09 Thank God, everything's fine.
00:53:12 Now, you've got to have
00:53:18 Have you ever seen Mala closely?
00:53:20 I mean like that.
00:53:22 That way?
00:53:25 You mean adult way.
00:53:28 Her innocence,
00:53:32 The poor girl only has a mother.
00:53:36 I know. - And poor Bholi Devi.
00:53:38 She goes to All India
00:53:43 What does she sing?
00:53:57 Oh, God. - That's why.
00:53:58 Who is there to protect
00:54:02 Who? - Who?
00:54:04 Who? - It's you. You.
00:54:08 I will explain to Mala.
00:54:12 I will show you how innocent,
00:54:15 Let's go, Kishen.
00:54:16 Bunty, just a moment.
00:54:18 Bunty, slow down. - Let's go.
00:54:28 Not today, Kishen.
00:54:29 Not today. - Why, what's wrong?
00:54:31 Lts dark, so I won't be able to
00:54:37 Bunty, let's try once.
00:54:39 My heart says.
00:54:40 Just once.
00:54:42 Such eagerness, Kishen.
00:54:44 No, let's watch it tomorrow, Kishen.
00:54:45 Come on.
00:54:48 Three, Kalbadevi.
00:54:51 Ticket. - Tell me something.
00:54:54 What do you think about Kishen?
00:54:57 Hatred is not good, Mala.
00:54:59 What should I do?
00:55:00 My blood begins to
00:55:03 I want to...
00:55:08 What kind of a girl are you?
00:55:10 You don't have any grace,
00:55:14 Grace. Innocence. Naiveness.
00:55:18 What is that?
00:55:21 These are the qualities that
00:55:25 That means you can
00:55:28 No, I can't be one.
00:55:30 Because I don't want to be one.
00:55:31 Why should I take up modelling?
00:55:33 To become rich.
00:55:34 To be famous.
00:55:39 I was a fool to make
00:55:41 ...that Mala can be a model.
00:55:43 But now I will lose.
00:55:45 I thought I will
00:55:48 Sad.
00:55:50 I can try for 5000 rupees.
00:55:52 She, a model?
00:55:56 And what will she say?
00:55:57 If you don't wash
00:55:59 ...I will beat you up.
00:56:01 Good one.
00:56:02 Point to be noted, Mala.
00:56:04 You should behave like a simple,
00:56:09 And like a goon or hooligan.
00:56:11 You've to be very delicate,
00:56:15 I got it.
00:56:17 I've to be like... Kishen.
00:56:21 My love,
00:56:27 I've been mesmerised by your love.
00:56:33 My love,
00:56:38 I've been mesmerised by your love.
00:56:43 I've been mesmerised by your love.
00:56:46 I've been mesmerised by your love.
00:56:49 I've been mesmerised.
00:57:05 My love... I am restless, eager.
00:57:13 My eyes... search for you.
00:57:17 Where are you?
00:57:19 Let me dwell you in my eyes.
00:57:22 My love... I am restless, eager.
00:57:29 I will love you beyond limits.
00:57:35 I will hum tunes of your love.
00:57:38 My love,
00:57:43 I've been mesmerised by your love.
00:57:49 I've been mesmerised by your love.
00:57:52 I've been mesmerised by your love.
00:57:54 I've been mesmerised.
00:57:57 I've been mesmerised.
00:58:05 I am beauty, I am bliss.
00:58:08 You're the radiance in my heart.
00:58:11 I am the flame.
00:58:13 I burn only for you.
00:58:16 I can wait for you all my life.
00:58:22 Every moment's filled with agony.
00:58:24 Whenever you're not around.
00:58:27 When we meet the events
00:58:34 Without you life's meaningless.
00:58:41 When I find you I will
00:58:44 My love,
00:58:49 I've been mesmerised by your love.
00:58:54 My love,
00:59:00 I've been mesmerised by your love.
00:59:05 I've been mesmerised by your love.
00:59:08 I've been mesmerised.
00:59:11 I've been mesmerised by your love.
00:59:17 I've been mesmerised.
00:59:20 Kishen.
00:59:22 Kishen, it's not right to
00:59:25 Bunty, you were right.
00:59:28 I was the fool.
00:59:31 Mala is a virtuous girl.
00:59:35 And I was mistaken about her.
00:59:40 Bunty, I am in love with Mala.
00:59:50 I didn't know that
00:59:55 She's so delicate.
00:59:57 I will marry Mala.
01:00:00 The first love marriage
01:00:02 And no one can stop
01:00:06 No one.
01:00:08 There are already so many problems in this
01:00:12 If he tries to entice
01:00:17 And what about me?
01:00:19 God.
01:00:21 Rajesh Khanna is married, Mala.
01:00:22 Girls are ready to be his mistress.
01:00:25 They write letters
01:00:26 ...and express their love.
01:00:28 Today I too... - Stop this madness.
01:00:32 You know he will even
01:00:35 By the way, Mala, I know a nice boy.
01:00:39 And you will like him.
01:00:41 I see.
01:00:43 He's rich. He's slightly educated.
01:00:46 And his looks aren't all that bad.
01:00:47 The most important fact is
01:00:51 He will support you all your life.
01:00:53 He will look after you.
01:00:55 Who is he?
01:00:57 Kishen.
01:01:05 Ladies and gentlemen,
01:01:08 Mala. - Kishen will look after me.
01:01:12 He will take care of me.
01:01:15 That fool can't take
01:01:19 Mala, he has changed.
01:01:21 He has become very brave.
01:01:23 I see. Then...
01:01:26 I am ready to elope
01:01:28 Really?
01:01:30 I will be his slave.
01:01:34 You're not serious, Mala.
01:01:37 He will have to do just one thing.
01:01:42 He will have to hold
01:01:46 Mala, I want to marry you.
01:01:49 Oh no.
01:01:50 He will.
01:01:52 Kishen will say it. He has
01:01:55 He will do it, Mala, he will do it.
01:01:58 He will have to say it.
01:02:00 And if he doesn't say it then I will
01:02:04 Kishen has become very brave.
01:02:05 I will go and talk to him right now.
01:02:08 I am not coming out.
01:02:09 Look, Kishen, it's the
01:02:12 I value my life more
01:02:16 That woman will make
01:02:20 I did not want to do this, Kishen.
01:02:22 I did not want to do this.
01:02:25 No! No!
01:02:26 And if you don't win this wager...
01:02:28 ...then I will make
01:02:30 She says that if Kishen
01:02:32 ...then I will be his slave forever.
01:02:35 If I marry her then
01:02:40 You already are.
01:02:42 I am here to change your future.
01:02:45 Only if Mala lets me have a future.
01:02:50 Come here.
01:02:53 Leave me alone, Bunty.
01:02:55 Kishen.
01:03:01 He dared to set eyes on my Mala.
01:03:04 Just watch now,
01:03:07 ...that he will never
01:03:10 And then... Mala will be mine.
01:04:01 Enough, enough, enough.
01:04:03 Now Kishen will publicly announce
01:04:08 Clap.
01:04:11 If I say anything
01:04:15 Bunty, please let me go. - No.
01:04:17 Let me go, Bunty.
01:04:19 Come on, Kishen.
01:04:22 Now call Mala, go.
01:04:27 Mala, come here.
01:04:31 She doesn't want to come,
01:04:33 C'mon!
01:04:35 Are you calling the pigeons?
01:04:37 Order her.
01:04:38 Call her with a
01:04:39 Come on, come on, come on.
01:04:45 Mala. - What is it?
01:04:48 Come here.
01:04:51 Loudly, Kishen, come on.
01:04:53 Kishen! Come on, Kishen.
01:04:56 Come here.
01:04:58 You... come here. - Okay.
01:05:05 Let's go home, Bunty. Lets go home.
01:05:07 Look, Kishen,
01:05:09 The bet has been made.
01:05:11 That arrow has been shot, Kishen.
01:05:12 For God's sake, Kishen, go.
01:05:15 Close your zip.
01:05:17 You're just...
01:05:22 Change your walk, Kishen.
01:05:24 Come on, Kishen.
01:05:25 Come on, Kishen. Come on.
01:05:32 Let me be born of love, Kishen.
01:05:35 Prove it to Mala,
01:05:37 Kishen! Kishen! Kishen!
01:05:52 Kishen! Kishen!
01:06:00 Come on! Come on! Come on!
01:06:43 You're hopeless.
01:06:45 There's no cure for you, Mr.
01:06:47 Do I have a very high fever,
01:06:49 I am talking about your personality.
01:06:51 You fainted holding a girls hand.
01:06:53 It was so shocking?
01:06:55 Was Mala an electrical pole?
01:06:58 You know what, I quit.
01:07:00 To hell. Do you have a problem?
01:07:02 Why are you yelling?
01:07:04 Because I am frustrated.
01:07:06 I came back only
01:07:09 But it's just a waste of time.
01:07:11 Because you can't change.
01:07:14 You know, I am sorry to say this...
01:07:16 ...but you'll stay
01:07:35 I won't stop you if
01:07:41 But I would like to say that...
01:07:45 ...no one's born smart or a dimwit.
01:07:57 After my mother passed away...
01:08:00 ...my father didn't re-marry...
01:08:03 ...so that I don't get a step-mother.
01:08:07 That's why I shouldered all
01:08:13 Kishen was reduced to Kitchen Kumar.
01:08:20 After that... I was my
01:08:29 I would look after
01:08:32 ...and the customers
01:08:36 That was my life.
01:08:41 Now you tell me. Bunty...
01:08:44 ...how could I keep
01:08:48 ...with all the responsibilities?
01:08:52 Now if you leave then this
01:09:06 I might be a dimwit...
01:09:09 ...but I will make my son very smart.
01:09:13 Just like you.
01:09:15 I won't burden him with any responsibility.
01:09:18 I will educate him.
01:09:20 I will teach him everything
01:09:23 I will give him all the
01:09:29 Just watch, Bunty,
01:09:35 Can I say something?
01:09:37 I love you, dad.
01:09:39 I love you, dad.
01:09:40 Why do you call me, dad?
01:09:44 You will find that
01:09:47 Now watch,
01:09:51 I love you, dad.
01:09:52 Don't keep repeating it.
01:09:55 Did you see Kishen's face?
01:09:58 He was shivering so severely...
01:10:00 ...that I thought he might
01:10:03 But he fell unconscious before that.
01:10:06 Friends,
01:10:09 Cheers.
01:10:11 Drink it,
01:10:12 It's going to be
01:10:15 Come, Bunty, sit down.
01:10:16 What would you like to have?
01:10:17 Poor Kishen is suffering and you...
01:10:21 You said that Kishen
01:10:24 I didn't ask you.
01:10:25 And as far as celebrations
01:10:27 ...then can't I celebrate my victory?
01:10:29 I wouldn't have interfered if
01:10:31 But you are celebrating
01:10:34 Of someone's helplessness.
01:10:36 While pretending to be heartless...
01:10:39 You really have become one, Mala.
01:10:51 Stop. Stop.
01:10:58 When someone has lost her father...
01:11:00 ...and mother goes to work,
01:11:05 Otherwise the world won't
01:11:11 Mother has suffered a lot
01:11:17 The shopkeeper would intentionally...
01:11:19 ...try touch her whenever
01:11:24 Whenever she would
01:11:26 ...he would make her breathe deeply.
01:11:31 Mother was very good looking,
01:11:38 Once a drunkard barged
01:11:42 Mother was frightened
01:11:45 That was it.
01:11:47 After that mother decided.
01:11:49 Mala, if you want to live
01:11:54 Only the mighty can
01:11:56 But if you're weak
01:12:03 Wait.
01:12:08 I didn't know, mom.
01:12:11 I didn't know.
01:12:15 Kishen, close your eyes.
01:12:18 No, no.
01:12:24 Here you go.
01:12:32 Give me a smile.
01:12:37 Oh, God.
01:12:40 Come.
01:12:44 Can I open my eyes?
01:12:47 Sorry, dad.
01:12:49 My teeth!
01:12:52 They're not tusks for which
01:13:14 Help.
01:13:21 One.
01:13:25 Oh no! What is this?
01:13:33 How is it, Bunty? I did four.
01:13:44 17, 18, 19, 20...
01:13:55 32, 33, 34...
01:14:01 Who is Ghajini? - No on, continue.
01:14:03 We're coming, Mala, we're coming.
01:14:07 What?
01:14:10 What's this?
01:14:12 This is just Rs.200. - So?
01:14:15 I can only lock Kundan
01:14:18 My job will be done in seven days.
01:14:19 Really?
01:14:28 Come on. - What happened, sir?
01:14:30 Come on.
01:14:34 But what have I done?
01:14:35 Will I have to tell you that?
01:14:38 Can't you think...
01:14:39 ...what wrong have you done
01:14:43 Think.
01:14:45 Think for seven days.
01:14:46 Seven days.
01:15:12 Kishen, point no.1.
01:15:14 Don't get too excited
01:15:15 Just lipsync and I will sing.
01:15:18 Point no.
01:15:20 Make her restless.
01:15:24 May I have your attention!
01:15:26 Ladies and Gentlemen
01:15:36 Lower your voice.
01:15:56 Attitude.
01:15:57 Attitude.
01:15:58 That attitude is fake.
01:16:00 Attitude.
01:16:01 Attitude.
01:16:02 Leave that attitude behind.
01:16:04 Attitude.
01:16:06 Attitude.
01:16:07 That attitude is fake.
01:16:09 Attitude.
01:16:10 Attitude.
01:16:11 Leave that attitude behind.
01:16:14 Love is an illusion.
01:16:18 Girls are the basic
01:16:22 Love is an illusion.
01:16:26 Girls are the basic
01:16:31 Their beauty is a trap.
01:16:33 They're a bundle of problems.
01:16:36 And their useless attitude.
01:16:40 They look cute.
01:16:44 Girls are the basic
01:16:48 They surely look cute.
01:16:53 Girls are the basic
01:16:57 Their beauty is a trap.
01:16:59 They're a bundle of problems.
01:17:02 And their useless attitude.
01:17:05 Attitude.
01:17:07 Attitude.
01:17:08 That attitude is fake.
01:17:10 Attitude.
01:17:11 Attitude.
01:17:12 Leave that attitude behind.
01:17:28 Try your best, come on!
01:17:37 Winning over a girl is an art.
01:17:41 But it's a risky job.
01:17:45 A true lover like Majnu.
01:17:50 You will try to strangle yourself.
01:17:54 Lovers shouldn't be beaten up.
01:17:58 There should be such a law.
01:18:03 If you don't have a boyfriend.
01:18:07 In colleges you
01:18:11 Men are mute before them.
01:18:15 Girls are the basic
01:18:20 Men are mute before them.
01:18:24 Girls are the basic
01:18:28 Their new fashion everyday.
01:18:31 Their worries about weight loss.
01:18:33 And their useless attitude.
01:18:46 When you have a girlfriend.
01:18:51 She ruins your peace and sleep.
00:00:04 Your brain goes haywire.
00:00:09 You sit on the tracks.
00:00:13 And wait for the train to arrive.
00:00:17 They turn everyone into dimwits.
00:00:26 Truth is always bitter.
00:00:30 Girls are the basic
00:00:34 Truth is always bitter.
00:00:39 Girls are the basic
00:00:43 They cry for every small thing.
00:00:46 Secondly they make you
00:00:48 And their useless attitude.
00:00:52 Attitude.
00:00:53 Attitude.
00:00:54 That attitude is fake.
00:00:56 Attitude.
00:00:57 Attitude.
00:00:59 Leave that attitude behind.
00:01:01 Attitude.
00:01:02 Attitude.
00:01:03 Leave that attitude behind.
00:01:05 Attitude.
00:01:06 Attitude.
00:01:07 Leave that attitude behind.
00:01:10 Attitude.
00:01:12 Well done kishan.
00:01:14 Kishan, les go. C'mon!
00:01:16 Kishen, I've been...
00:01:20 Tell me about my appointments.
00:01:22 Sir, first you've to meet P.T. Usha.
00:01:25 Meet her today or else
00:01:27 After that you've
00:01:29 Saif Ali Khan.
00:01:31 Did you have a word with him
00:01:32 What did he say?
00:01:34 He made a tattoo
00:01:37 Foolish.
00:01:38 After that Sachin Tendulkar,
00:01:40 ...and Barrack Obama
00:01:42 Tell them not this week,
00:01:44 Look, Kishen... - Lower your voice.
00:01:47 That's right, two days later
00:01:50 Adlabs, MIDCO, Infinity, Noida.
00:01:53 Lokhandwala Complex.
00:01:54 Of course, Lokhandwala Complex.
00:01:56 Sir, if I may ask.
00:01:57 Is it compulsory for
00:02:00 ...to go to the market
00:02:03 Look, no matter how
00:02:06 ...but his feet should
00:02:08 What's the name of our servant?
00:02:11 Bhikhu.
00:02:13 If he isn't ready to work
00:02:15 Anyway he doesn't know cooking.
00:02:17 There are other people here
00:02:20 Hey, look, Kishen...
00:02:25 Yes, sir. Let's go.
00:02:28 Hey, Mona.
00:02:35 Mona.
00:02:37 Are you fine?
00:02:39 C'mon! Well done.
00:02:54 Driver, let's go to All India Radio.
00:02:57 I've left that black car for you.
00:03:01 And that driver as well.
00:03:03 Consider that car is yours now.
00:03:05 Brother Bahadur,
00:03:08 No, no, no. You don't
00:03:11 That car really belongs to you now.
00:03:14 Okay.
00:03:15 Driver. - Yes, madam.
00:03:16 Take sir to the restaurant.
00:03:18 Now your duty is with him.
00:03:20 Would you close the door, please?
00:03:24 Let's go, driver.
00:03:31 Come, my darling.
00:03:34 The monsoon's... - The ambience...
00:03:40 What is it?
00:03:43 Will I have to ask what's wrong?
00:03:45 Catch him.
00:03:47 Help!
00:03:52 Save me.
00:03:55 Save me.
00:04:07 Let me go.
00:04:17 Brother Kishen.
00:04:22 They...
00:05:03 Pick up the knife.
00:05:05 I will... - Lower... your voice.
00:05:10 I will do everything.
00:05:14 I will do all the work, master.
00:05:17 Leave.
00:05:26 Oh, God.
00:05:29 What is your name?
00:05:33 Kundan Lal.
00:05:36 And you? - Raman Raghvan.
00:05:41 Raman Raghvan.
00:05:43 What do you do? - Murder.
00:05:51 What am I doing?
00:05:53 Look at the condition
00:05:58 Bhikhu, you traitor.
00:06:00 You never washed
00:06:03 ...and now you're washing
00:06:04 Don't you see I am working?
00:06:07 I don't talk when I am working.
00:06:08 My master has said that.
00:06:10 Which master?
00:06:12 Bhikhu!
00:06:22 Hello sir!
00:06:27 How many times have I told you...
00:06:29 ...not to talk to useless
00:06:32 Look, Kishen... - Lower... your voice.
00:06:40 I want ice.
00:06:42 Bunty, install a new
00:06:45 So that she doesn't
00:06:47 I didn't make any excuse...
00:06:55 I wanted to make ice-cream for you.
00:06:57 That's why...
00:07:10 Ice-cream, you?
00:07:12 I will learn it if you...
00:07:13 It's not a difficult job to learn,
00:07:18 How will you make it?
00:07:20 I have milk,
00:07:23 And the ice from you.
00:07:24 You've everything but yet...
00:07:27 ...you can't make the ice-cream.
00:07:29 Because there's one
00:07:32 And that's love.
00:07:35 Go. And defame a
00:07:38 Snatch his money and
00:07:43 You so mean kishan.
00:07:45 Get lost, Bhikhu.
00:07:47 Go.
00:07:49 Fast...
00:07:51 I am ruined.
00:08:03 What's going on, Mala?
00:08:05 Can't you see I am cooking, mother?
00:08:07 That's why.
00:08:09 I was wondering what is the source of this
00:08:12 Hello, Grandma.
00:08:14 When did you keep
00:08:18 Since afternoon, why?
00:08:23 Why you...
00:08:26 This stench will remain
00:08:29 You can scrape today's
00:08:33 Let it be, Mala. Forget it.
00:08:35 Make me a cup of tea,
00:08:38 Go and learn something from Kishen.
00:08:40 To hell with you and
00:08:44 Kishen, arrogant?
00:08:45 You're deceived too.
00:08:47 Kishen's clothes,
00:08:50 ...but his heart is just as it was.
00:08:53 Golden.
00:08:54 Innocent.
00:08:56 Full of love.
00:08:58 You can test it, Mala.
00:09:09 What is it? - Bhikhu, you traitor.
00:09:12 Open the door.
00:09:14 The hotel is closed
00:09:16 Today is Kishen sir's birthday.
00:09:18 And he's busy in one of his parties.
00:09:22 You can't go inside.
00:09:23 Bhikhu.
00:09:24 Yes Sir.
00:10:36 So, what did you see?
00:10:39 Arrogant Kishen or darling Kishen?
00:10:42 You will find out at night...
00:10:49 You're too cute, mom.
00:10:51 Bunty, what will
00:10:54 Whatever you find out...
00:10:55 ...but you won't give Mala
00:10:57 I will. I will.
00:10:58 Because I feel so.
00:11:00 Not at all.
00:11:01 Bunty, just a little...
00:11:05 Copying me!
00:11:09 Hello. Hi. - Happy birthday kishan.
00:11:14 After some time.
00:11:17 Hello, how are you?
00:11:21 Thank you. Thank you.
00:11:23 Don't do this.
00:11:24 Always up, alright.
00:11:26 Okay.
00:11:28 Kishen.
00:11:44 Mala. - Kishen.
00:11:45 Mala. - Kishen.
00:11:49 My Malu left in anger
00:11:51 Malu. Now she's Malu.
00:11:54 She brought that
00:11:56 Now she left in a fit of rage.
00:11:57 I will have to apologize to her.
00:12:01 She will say sorry.
00:12:03 Don't you see she
00:12:06 I will have to bring
00:12:09 Go, I will think
00:12:11 Did you think of anything?
00:12:15 Thought of anything?
00:12:16 Give me a minute, pops. Come on.
00:12:25 Its not an easy job
00:12:30 Mala, stop.
00:12:36 What happened, Mala?
00:12:40 Mala. - Am I that bad, Mona?
00:12:43 What happened?
00:12:46 Why is he treating me tlike this?
00:12:48 Why doesn't he
00:12:51 Oh, God. That means Bunty...
00:12:55 No, Mona,
00:13:03 I...
00:13:10 I...
00:13:13 Kishen.
00:13:36 Bunty, you're very cruel.
00:13:37 What are you two doing
00:13:40 Nothing, Father,
00:13:42 Come and taste it, come on.
00:13:46 Look.
00:13:48 I'm not giving you too much.
00:13:53 Have you mixed poison?
00:13:55 Tic 20.
00:13:58 I know, Father, the recipe is wrong.
00:14:02 But there's one
00:14:05 Love. - Mother's love, isn't it?
00:14:11 Are you missing your mother?
00:14:13 I miss Bina on such quiet nights.
00:14:18 But what can I do?
00:14:20 Son, if you give your
00:14:24 ...then this house will
00:14:27 Father, I am ready.
00:14:30 Yes, yes.
00:14:31 I will talk to the priest
00:14:34 I will surely find some
00:14:39 Bina. Bina.
00:14:43 He's thinking about his marriage.
00:14:45 What a rascal?
00:14:47 No, Bunty, I am the rascal.
00:14:48 I've bothered Mala enough.
00:14:50 That's all. - I know.
00:14:52 But we're doing it for her benefit.
00:14:54 But the poor girl has changed now.
00:14:56 My Mallika is now not the same.
00:14:59 Mallika.
00:15:01 I am going.
00:15:03 Even we don't propose
00:15:07 Wait until morning.
00:15:09 You express your
00:15:11 I will die until morning.
00:15:13 My dreams made me cry.
00:15:18 I am waiting for the dawn.
00:15:25 Come on, come on.
00:15:26 You've got bail. Come on.
00:15:28 Bail? Who was it?
00:15:30 He's waiting outside in the car.
00:15:32 It's some Mahesh Kumar.
00:15:33 He says that he passes
00:15:36 ...and hears you
00:15:37 Come on, have you finished.
00:15:39 Come on.
00:15:42 Now watch what I do?
00:15:45 Kishen will be out.
00:15:48 And Mala will be mine.
00:15:53 Why you...
00:15:55 Raghav.
00:15:56 Constable.
00:15:58 Pops.
00:16:08 Go, Pops, be victorious.
00:16:10 Tell mother about your feelings.
00:16:12 Mother?
00:16:14 But I love the daughter,
00:16:18 What will I do with her?
00:16:19 I mean the mother
00:16:22 Now go. Come on, dad.
00:16:24 He was partying
00:16:27 I got a cake for
00:16:29 But that Kishen...
00:16:31 Change your style, Kishen. Be cool.
00:16:36 Go on.
00:16:38 Mala.
00:16:42 You!
00:16:44 What is it? - I... I... I... I...
00:16:50 Will you stop
00:16:53 I came here to tell you
00:17:00 You ate it? - Yes.
00:17:03 How was it?
00:17:04 If anyone wishes to
00:17:06 ...then you... - Yes, I...
00:17:08 Then they should never
00:17:10 Because it wasn't a cake but dung.
00:17:12 What?
00:17:15 Dung.
00:17:16 Mala.
00:17:20 Kundan.
00:17:22 LOng time no see?
00:17:24 You look delighted.
00:17:27 There's good news.
00:17:28 I have found a job.
00:17:29 Guess where? - The mental asylum.
00:17:31 Where?
00:17:32 With Mahesh Kumar and Party.
00:17:34 As a singer.
00:17:35 Mahesh Kumar and Party!
00:17:37 And my salary is Rs.400 a month.
00:17:39 Which party is this?
00:17:40 I have never heard
00:17:42 Mala, just watch.
00:17:44 Kundan will soon become a star...
00:17:46 ...by singing in two voices.
00:17:48 Kundan, I am very happy.
00:17:50 Just watch, you'll be
00:17:54 And anyway I like singers.
00:17:57 Especially those who
00:18:01 Voice...
00:18:04 If you can sing in two voices.
00:18:08 Then I...
00:18:11 Can sing in four voices.
00:18:13 I see.
00:18:14 Want to bet?
00:18:17 Shall we have a competition?
00:18:18 Dad, no. Dad.
00:18:20 Lets.
00:18:22 And Mala will garland
00:18:27 Mala, don't interfere.
00:18:29 No, no, Dad.
00:18:31 I accept the bet. - Dad.
00:18:53 Have you lost your mind?
00:18:55 You went there to express
00:18:57 ...and instead you
00:18:59 Forget about four voices...
00:19:00 ...you can't even sing
00:19:02 I know!
00:19:03 I was angry with myself...
00:19:04 ...because I couldn't
00:19:06 And when I tried to...
00:19:08 ...that duet voice Kundan
00:19:10 What should I do?
00:19:12 In a fit of rage I blurted nonsense.
00:19:14 I said it.
00:19:17 What now, Bunty? - What now.
00:19:19 You will lose the bet
00:19:23 And only half of me will be born.
00:19:26 Lord, tonight's the
00:19:30 Make the one I love win tonight.
00:19:38 And I want... only Kishen to win.
00:20:18 Love is my game.
00:20:22 That's what my heart yearns for.
00:20:26 Its just you I think about.
00:20:30 And I forgot the rest.
00:20:33 I just want to dwell
00:20:37 I just pray to Lord.
00:20:41 I don't want to
00:20:45 And I forgot the rest.
00:20:48 Oh, Lord. I couldn't do anything.
00:20:52 Oh, Lord. I couldn't do anything.
00:20:55 It's just you I remember.
00:21:00 And I forgot the rest.
00:21:07 Now see how I dance.
00:21:13 The heart beats...
00:21:17 The heart beats...
00:21:22 The heart beats,
00:21:27 Hear what my heart sings.
00:21:31 Why don't you understand
00:21:36 The heart beats...
00:21:41 The heart beats...
00:21:49 I want to express
00:21:54 It's a wonderful ambience.
00:21:57 I want to make you mine...
00:22:04 Your eyes enthrall me.
00:22:13 Let me dwell in
00:22:17 Why don't you understand
00:22:22 The heart beats...
00:22:44 Hide yourself.
00:22:46 Save yourself.
00:22:48 Hide yourself.
00:22:50 Save yourself.
00:22:52 I am wherever you are.
00:22:55 Without you,
00:22:59 Hide yourself.
00:23:00 Save yourself.
00:23:02 Hide yourself.
00:23:04 Save yourself.
00:23:06 You're so stylish.
00:23:08 I've fallen for you.
00:23:10 Darling, you're so unique.
00:23:13 Hide yourself.
00:23:15 Save yourself.
00:23:17 Hide yourself.
00:23:18 Save yourself.
00:23:20 Sweetheart, come and embrace me.
00:23:26 Come and hide in my sights...
00:23:33 Hide yourself.
00:23:34 Save yourself.
00:23:36 Hide yourself.
00:23:38 Save yourself.
00:23:47 Come and hide in my arms.
00:23:52 Show the world that
00:24:01 I dwell in your eyes.
00:24:06 You're holding me in your arms.
00:24:10 My love is just for you.
00:24:13 Hide yourself.
00:24:14 Save yourself.
00:24:15 There are desires in my heart.
00:24:22 Lets go somewhere we can be one.
00:24:29 Hide yourself.
00:24:30 Save yourself.
00:24:32 Hide yourself.
00:24:34 Save yourself.
00:24:35 Hide yourself.
00:24:37 Save yourself.
00:24:54 I don't like these distances.
00:24:57 I don't like this separation.
00:25:00 I don't like when anyone
00:25:03 ...touches or loves
00:25:06 Oh baby...
00:25:08 I've gone crazy.
00:25:12 Oh make me or break me or take me.
00:25:14 For you are damn crazy.
00:25:18 I have a passion for your love.
00:25:21 But you never confessed
00:25:24 I think about you every moment.
00:25:27 I wish that you give
00:25:30 Oh baby...
00:25:32 I'm down, down crazy!
00:25:37 Oh make me or break me or take me.
00:25:41 Kundan, watch me now.
00:25:47 Four voice... Kishen you rock.
00:26:05 Everybody...
00:26:40 Dad.
00:26:56 Something's wrong.
00:26:58 I know they've cheated.
00:27:01 Otherwise that unmelodious Kishen.
00:27:03 And you, Mala.
00:27:05 You were very happy
00:27:07 He's not suited for you.
00:27:09 You're absolutely right, Kundan.
00:27:13 Kishen is no longer suited for Mala.
00:27:16 Girls don't leave him alone.
00:27:18 Rani, Priety,
00:27:21 Who can I stop?
00:27:23 Tell me Kundan.
00:27:25 Katrina writes,
00:27:28 Bipasha writes, My John... - John?
00:27:31 Love. I am forever yours. - Great.
00:27:34 Who are they? - And Kareena.
00:27:35 I can't read Kareena's letters.
00:27:37 She has written everything Saif.
00:27:39 What should I do?
00:27:42 No, don't do anything.
00:27:44 Just relax.
00:27:45 Because now Mallika Sherawat...
00:27:46 ...is doing what needs
00:28:04 Mona, don't mind.
00:28:05 But you look like a shuttlecock.
00:28:15 Oh! Thank you for seducing me!
00:28:23 She is coming... she's looking at me...
00:28:28 She's watching me?
00:28:35 What happened, Mala?
00:28:40 To die.
00:28:43 Dad. - Why didn't you stop her?
00:28:46 You should've said
00:28:49 Now Malu has passed the final test.
00:28:53 Now she definitely loves
00:28:56 Go and tell her your feelings, go.
00:28:58 Leave me first.
00:29:02 This time I don't think
00:29:06 We'll meet in a year, Kishen.
00:29:09 They found their love,
00:29:14 Look, Mona,
00:29:17 ...but I can never fill
00:29:23 Wishes don't count, Bunty.
00:29:26 Either you fall
00:29:30 So, just say yes or no.
00:29:37 Do you love me?
00:29:41 No.
00:29:46 I love someone else.
00:29:49 And she's waiting for me.
00:30:06 Mala.
00:30:07 Mala.
00:30:09 Mala. - What is it?
00:30:11 Are you going to die? - Yes.
00:30:14 Where? - At the Chowpatty.
00:30:17 But how is it possible?
00:30:20 I can drown myself in the sea.
00:30:22 But how does that concern you?
00:30:25 You can go back to your Mallika...
00:30:32 But, Mala. I won't leave you alone.
00:30:41 What do you mean?
00:30:43 Mala, the water at
00:30:51 I suggest you go tomorrow
00:30:53 The water will be warm then.
00:30:55 You will die easily and
00:31:02 Stop, Vaijanti... Mala.
00:31:09 Before you go I want
00:31:12 Listen carefully.
00:31:15 Mala, I love you a lot.
00:31:25 It was just a drama
00:31:28 That girl with the wig was Mona.
00:31:32 There's no Sherbet in my life.
00:31:36 If there's anyone in my life then...
00:31:44 My short-tempered... big eyed.
00:31:49 We've finally fallen in love.
00:31:53 I pray no one jinxes it.
00:31:57 We've finally fallen in love.
00:32:01 I pray no one finds out about it.
00:32:06 We've finally fallen in love.
00:32:09 I pray no one jinxes it.
00:32:14 We've finally fallen in love.
00:32:17 I pray no one finds out about it.
00:32:21 I dwell in your thoughts.
00:32:29 Your love has lit up my life.
00:32:37 I laugh without a reason.
00:32:41 I sway without the intoxication.
00:32:45 I flow like the current.
00:32:49 Now I am always happy.
00:32:53 I dwell in your thoughts.
00:33:02 Your love has lit up my life.
00:33:10 We've finally fallen in love.
00:33:14 I pray no one jinxes it.
00:33:19 We've finally fallen in love.
00:33:22 I pray no one finds out about it.
00:33:27 You are... a dream.
00:33:34 You are... a dream.
00:33:44 If Mala can't be mine...
00:33:46 ...then she can't
00:33:48 Watch what I do?
00:33:51 I am coming.
00:34:06 I laugh... when you do.
00:34:10 Whenever you're sad...
00:34:14 ...I want to fill
00:34:23 I don't know why I am mesmerised?
00:34:27 Why does everything
00:34:33 Every season looks
00:34:39 I rise like dawn
00:34:47 I smoulder like fire.
00:34:51 I walk in my sleep.
00:34:56 I dwell in your thoughts.
00:35:04 Your love has lit up my life.
00:35:13 We've finally fallen in love.
00:35:16 I pray no one jinxes it.
00:35:21 We've finally fallen in love.
00:35:24 I pray no one finds out about it.
00:35:29 You are... a dream.
00:35:36 You are... a dream.
00:35:49 Mala! Kishen!
00:35:51 Oh no.
00:36:06 Kishen! Mala! - Bunty.
00:36:09 Let's go, let's go, let's go.
00:36:13 Your marriage.
00:36:16 Bunty, we just sang
00:36:19 Mala, you never told me...
00:36:21 ...that your mother
00:36:23 Mother has found out about us?
00:36:26 Is my father still alive
00:36:28 Kundan has told them
00:36:30 Now parents are after your lives.
00:36:34 Run, come on.
00:36:36 The temple,
00:36:38 And if you don't get married now...
00:36:39 ...I might never be born.
00:36:41 Come on, run.
00:36:49 Fast...
00:36:50 She is coming... C'mon fast...
00:36:54 Stop.
00:36:56 Mala stop the car otherwise
00:37:00 Aunt and Gabbar instead
00:37:03 And behind them Thakur and Ramlal.
00:37:07 Our parents are chasing
00:37:11 Eloping and
00:37:18 Look...
00:37:20 Bunty.
00:37:22 Bunty, stop the car.
00:37:24 This marriage isn't possible.
00:37:26 Grandma, you wanted to
00:37:28 So what's wrong now?
00:37:29 Now they love each other.
00:37:31 That's the problem.
00:37:33 I am strictly against love marriage.
00:37:35 I never let anyone have
00:37:38 This is crazy.
00:37:40 Father. - Couldn't you
00:37:44 This is their trick.
00:37:45 So that she doesn't have
00:37:47 To hell with your rent.
00:37:49 I would rather die than
00:37:51 You're going to die in 1978.
00:37:55 Thank God.
00:37:56 The entire city will be rid of her.
00:37:59 No need to be so happy, grandpa.
00:38:01 Because in 1979... you too...
00:38:06 Watch out.
00:38:11 Oh no.
00:38:13 Kishen.
00:38:15 Bunty, stop the car.
00:38:16 Kishen, if I stop the car
00:38:18 No, Bunty.
00:38:20 We can't base our
00:38:23 Then I am ready to take
00:38:25 Just slide it down respectfully.
00:38:28 They will pick it up, okay.
00:38:30 Sorry... sorry - Kishen.
00:38:31 Bravo, throw down
00:38:34 May his soul... - Rest in peace.
00:38:35 May his soul... - Rest in peace.
00:38:36 Kishen is looking so good.
00:38:38 I wish Rai Bahadur
00:38:40 Look, uncle, your son is
00:38:44 Shut up and drive.
00:38:50 Oh no... - Bunty watch it.
00:38:54 Bunty...
00:39:24 Grandma... Oh no... no... no...
00:39:29 Let's go. Mala.
00:39:30 Aunt, that's my hand. - Shut up.
00:39:34 Love marriage isn't possible,
00:39:37 Mother.
00:39:38 Kishen. - Mala.
00:39:40 Kishen. - Mala. Mala. Mala.
00:39:42 Kishen, do something now.
00:39:45 Come on.
00:39:48 Kishen, this is your last chance.
00:39:51 Be a man and fight, Kishen.
00:39:52 He can't be a man.
00:39:55 He's a fool. Just a fool.
00:39:58 And the proof is that...
00:40:00 ...he loves a girl who
00:40:04 Come on, dad.
00:40:05 It's a goon hiding under
00:40:08 Kundan, what are you... - Quiet.
00:40:11 No one will say anything.
00:40:20 This girl is just as soft
00:40:24 She loved me earlier.
00:40:25 But now she loves Kishen
00:40:30 Who will marry a
00:40:41 I would've slapped you
00:40:47 What kind of a man are you?
00:40:48 You claim to love a girl...
00:40:50 ...and now you talk nonsense
00:40:55 I feel like taking your shirt
00:41:04 Mala. Come here.
00:41:09 Apologise to Mala.
00:41:10 Say sorry or else I
00:41:13 ...that the doctor will say Sorry,
00:41:16 Say sorry.
00:41:18 Sorry, Mala.
00:41:19 Not Mala, say Sorry, sister.
00:41:21 Sorry, sister.
00:41:25 Say it!
00:41:26 Sorry, Sister. - Its okay, brother.
00:41:31 Thank you.
00:41:32 And you two, senior citizens.
00:41:34 Your punishment is that...
00:41:36 ...you two have to live
00:41:38 Never! - Lower your voice.
00:41:43 She's my mummy. - Fine.
00:41:47 So, Aunt.
00:41:50 Mala and I didn't get married,
00:41:54 You get us married.
00:41:55 So your problem of marriage
00:41:58 I... was saying that. - Good.
00:42:01 I am not ready for the marriage.
00:42:02 You shouldn't get married
00:42:06 Get that!
00:42:07 We are getting married.
00:42:09 You can say anything
00:42:11 You fool... - Lower your voice.
00:42:16 We're going for our
00:42:18 Where? - Lokhandwala Complex.
00:42:26 Bunty, you're just amazing.
00:42:28 I am getting married because of you.
00:42:30 And you won't attend my marriage.
00:42:31 That's not right.
00:42:32 Its not right for me to
00:42:35 I should leave before
00:42:36 ...or else there'll
00:42:40 You will come back, won't you?
00:42:42 I will, of course I will.
00:42:45 And this time I will come sooner.
00:42:47 By losing some weight,
00:42:51 You will understand when you see it.
00:42:53 No one ever understands what you...
00:42:55 What are you doing?
00:43:03 I am going to miss you.
00:43:07 Here, Bunty. I made it myself.
00:43:10 Really.
00:43:11 You made it yourself.
00:43:14 For your journey.
00:43:15 Don't eat outside.
00:43:17 No.
00:43:19 I love you...
00:43:21 Mom...
00:43:26 Bless you.
00:43:30 I will miss you, son.
00:43:31 Me too, grandpa. Me too.
00:43:51 Bless you.
00:43:53 Who will praise me now?
00:43:57 My most beautiful grandma.
00:44:06 If you can't make
00:44:11 I wish I could do that, grandma.
00:44:14 I wish I could do that.
00:44:19 Bless you.
00:44:29 Goodbye.
00:44:31 Go.
00:45:18 The time machine brought me...
00:45:20 ...to the same party from
00:45:22 I hope, everything changes.
00:45:26 Bhikhu. How do you
00:45:31 Won't he throw me out
00:45:38 It's a jolly party.
00:45:39 Let's have a duet song.
00:45:42 You know I never sang
00:45:44 You're getting serious.
00:45:46 Wow, dad. Well done.
00:45:48 Listen.
00:45:49 Go. Your wife is calling you.
00:45:55 He's my husband, Kundan lal.
00:45:58 He's the manager of Shreya
00:46:01 And they are Mr.
00:46:04 Mom.
00:46:10 If I had known you
00:46:13 ...then I would've
00:46:18 If I had known that
00:46:22 ...I wouldn't have come down.
00:46:25 I would've called you upstairs.
00:46:32 By the way, guys, take it easy.
00:46:34 Relax.
00:46:35 Where were you?
00:46:37 I was around. - Around.
00:46:40 I suggest that you
00:46:44 And I will take your mother
00:46:47 Understand.
00:46:48 Hey listen, listen...
00:46:51 Okay then.
00:46:53 Let's go, wife. - Let's go.
00:46:55 Come on.
00:46:58 Professor.
00:47:03 Professor, can I borrow
00:47:06 You will handle the party?
00:47:07 Thank you, Professor.
00:47:09 Have fun. - Come on.
00:47:10 Bye. - Bye.
00:47:11 Bunty, stop.
00:47:14 What?
00:47:15 Tanya. Will you marry me?
00:47:22 Are you serious? - Very serious.
00:47:26 Of course.
00:47:35 I love you, Bunty.