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00:01:00 Where you going dressed like that
00:01:03 Er... Fancy-dress party?
00:01:05 What are you going as?
00:01:08 Hilarious, you are.
00:01:10 Told ya. Going football.
00:01:13 - 8:30 in the morning?
00:01:16 lt's an early kick-off, innit?
00:01:18 Must think l was born yesterday.
00:01:20 - Just be careful.
00:01:33 And don't wake the baby on the way out.
00:02:05 Yeah, can l speak
00:02:08 Bexy boy. What, you got a job
00:02:11 Yeah, all right, Yeti. l see yous
00:02:15 Might be at King's Cross about
00:02:18 What's the matter? You sound a bit agged.
00:02:22 You couldn't catch a cold, you prick.
00:02:25 - You wouldn't think so.
00:02:29 - Oh, and don't bring the Old Bill. Grass.
00:02:34 Watch your back. Cos l'm gonna
00:02:37 Yeah, you don't stand a...
00:04:07 All right, Bexy!
00:04:10 How you doin', Bexy?
00:04:13 - All right.
00:04:14 - You see anything?
00:04:18 He reckons they're firm-handed
00:04:21 - How many heads we got here?
00:04:23 - Plus the old lot will meet us down the tube.
00:04:26 - What's happening, Beef?
00:04:29 - Do you want a drink?
00:04:31 Nunc, get me a beer
00:04:34 Here. The other night he reckons
00:04:37 l'm tellin' ya, l did.
00:04:40 - Lorraine?
00:04:43 - Oh, yeah.
00:04:44 Yeah, got her, got her.
00:04:46 Not really. Lovely face,
00:04:49 - Doner?
00:04:54 J, l meant the kebab, mate.
00:04:57 - Fucking wake up!
00:04:59 - Let's have a mooch, eh?
00:05:02 - l've got drinks coming.
00:05:05 - Let's go.
00:05:06 Round up the young 'uns, will ya?
00:05:08 - Come on, boys, finish your drinks. Let's go.
00:05:10 Put the drink down. Let's go. Come on!
00:05:13 We're on the move.
00:05:17 Stand there gettin' laggin' all day?
00:05:21 Where you goin', Michael? Come over 'ere.
00:05:26 They're right up for this, this mob.
00:05:29 They wanna stand there,
00:05:32 - Fucking leave 'em, then, Bex.
00:05:36 Fucking young 'uns, in't they?
00:05:37 Don't start shoutin', either,
00:05:43 What's up?
00:05:48 - 'Ere y'are, boys, come on.
00:05:51 - Fuckin' Old Bill.
00:05:54 - Let's bolt.
00:05:57 ..350 West Ham fans...
00:05:59 No one start gettin' mouthy and all that.
00:06:01 No one start gettin' mouthy.
00:06:03 - All right?
00:06:05 Pub ain't open. What a liberty!
00:06:07 - Fucking pub's closed.
00:06:09 - Where do you think you're going?
00:06:12 - With 200 of your mates?
00:06:15 - Pub ain't even open. l don't believe this.
00:06:18 They're a no-show, the cunts,
00:06:21 - Fucking cunts. l don't believe it.
00:06:24 Slip through the flats, some of you.
00:06:28 ..definitely
00:06:31 Bex, where's Millwall?
00:06:34 Come on. Come on, come on.
00:06:37 Coming? Trigger! Trigger.
00:06:39 - Road's not open, lads.
00:06:41 - Just go back the other way.
00:06:44 Ho-ho. Hold on, 'ere they are,
00:06:47 Stand up, will ya? Fucking stand up!
00:06:50 - Come on, West Ham, they're here!
00:06:54 Fuck the Old Bill! Get up here, now!
00:06:56 With me! Come on!
00:07:03 Here we are!
00:07:05 All right, get here! Millwall, get here!
00:07:07 Everybody over here! Get here!
00:07:10 No fucking running, none of ya!
00:07:14 Hold it. Stand down! Stand down!
00:07:20 - Get here! Get here!
00:07:39 - l'm fucking 'ere. l'm fucking 'ere!
00:07:52 lt's the same fucking thing, Yeti!
00:07:54 You two-bob East End cunt! Fuck you!
00:07:57 Don't fucking mouth with me, Yeti.
00:08:03 You fucking muppet.
00:08:17 For fuck's sake,
00:08:20 What you on about?
00:08:22 Don't know how to puff!
00:08:24 l was smoking templeball
00:08:27 l was, weren't l?
00:08:30 Hot knives! You sure?
00:08:32 l've only ever seen you hot-knife once,
00:08:35 - Spark out, you was.
00:08:37 l'm the fucking puff king.
00:08:41 Oi, mate! Oi, mate!
00:08:51 What you gettin' all tricky for? Just
00:08:56 l ain't gettin' tricky, l'm just sayin'.
00:08:58 l can't be dealin' with breakdancing
00:09:01 - Must be something more.
00:09:04 Fuck knows. But there must be something.
00:09:08 You fingered my little sister?
00:09:10 l felt sorry for her.
00:09:14 You still comin' to Lips tonight,
00:09:19 - You might as well fuck off now, then.
00:09:22 - You're too young.
00:09:24 You're just givin' it the big 'un.
00:09:44 - Tune.
00:09:47 'Ere y'are.
00:09:50 Oi, love!
00:09:52 Oh, fuck off, you pair of melts.
00:10:05 Sorry l'm late, Dad.
00:10:07 - Late? You ain't late. You're early.
00:10:11 You're early for tomorrow morning,
00:10:13 half past three in the fucking afternoon off
00:10:17 All right, calm down. l'm 'ere now,
00:10:22 Please, Dad, just a score.
00:10:24 Do a score's worth of work
00:10:28 l'm only asking for 20 quid.
00:10:31 - You can have a fiver.
00:10:33 - Yeah.
00:10:34 l'm supposed to be goin' Lips with the boys.
00:10:37 You can have a fiver.
00:10:40 What am l supposed to buy with that?
00:10:42 - Won't even get me a bottle of Thunderbird.
00:10:52 That jumper don't half look well on you, Dad.
00:10:54 Yeah? Nice.
00:10:59 So, what about that money, eh?
00:11:01 Don't you stop it, don't you stop
00:11:05 Don't stop the music
00:11:07 The beat keeps going round and round
00:11:11 Turns me upside down
00:11:13 lt don't really wanna stop
00:11:15 Ooh!
00:11:19 What are you doing? You made me jump.
00:11:20 Don't you stop it, don't you stop it
00:11:24 Don't stop the music
00:11:25 Oh, leave me alone, will ya?
00:11:29 Go on, you melt!
00:11:33 Diddycoys.
00:11:36 - Takes so fucking long to get in here.
00:11:40 'Ere y'are. Keep it down.
00:11:43 Go on, you're all right.
00:11:46 Watch yourself.
00:11:50 Who's the ice cream?
00:11:52 - Fuck knows. Andrew Ridgeley?
00:12:19 Yeah, yeah, all right.
00:12:39 All right, doll?
00:12:41 Leave me out, ya ginger cunt.
00:12:45 Well done, son, you're in there.
00:12:47 She's a fucking moose anyway.
00:12:51 Two Pernod and black, three lager tops,
00:12:53 a snakebite
00:13:01 Have a look.
00:13:03 lt's that clown in the shorts again.
00:13:08 What a fucking Jils, eh?
00:13:11 Get on this.
00:13:18 - Whoa. Sorry, mate.
00:13:20 Teach you to dance like a fucking melt,
00:13:23 Slow down. l'm just
00:13:27 What, that?
00:13:30 No, you don't wanna
00:13:33 l'll fucking leave you behind.
00:13:35 Go on.
00:13:40 Come on, let's get the others.
00:13:55 - All right, mate?
00:14:01 Come on, then. How d'you wanna be?
00:14:03 Not so fucking mouthy, now, are ya?
00:14:08 - My nose!
00:14:11 You?
00:14:13 See you? l'll hit you so fucking hard,
00:14:16 next time you wake up,
00:14:19 Fuck off!
00:14:35 So you don't hump like this.
00:14:38 You push down to go flat. Like that.
00:14:42 - There. Does that feel better?
00:14:45 - She's completely garrity.
00:14:47 - You're startin' to look like a space hopper.
00:14:53 - And the left!
00:14:57 Good night, was it?
00:14:59 Oi! l said, good night, was it?
00:15:02 - Leave me alone.
00:15:04 - Hit him a bit harder.
00:15:08 - Did you get any muff, son?
00:15:11 Muff, you know, fanny.
00:15:13 Leave me alone, Dad,
00:15:15 - Now get that down you. That'll sort you.
00:15:19 'Ere. Have a word!
00:15:25 Go on, laugh. Really funny, eh?
00:15:27 Something tells me
00:15:30 But then again, who nose?
00:15:32 - lt's not funny.
00:15:35 He never nose when to stop.
00:15:38 All right, boys, l've got to go to work.
00:15:42 Who nose? lt might make you
00:15:44 Fuck off, Bob.
00:15:48 - We've made a terrible ricket.
00:15:51 That feller in the club was Bex.
00:15:53 What Bex? Weetabix?
00:15:55 l'm serious. The Bex.
00:16:01 Drop me out. What, that Bex?
00:16:04 Little Simon says he's after us.
00:16:06 Us? l didn't do anything.
00:16:09 We've been named. Both of us.
00:16:12 Little Simon's brother works with him.
00:16:14 He's got an estate agent's
00:16:16 Reckons we've got to go to the Lord Nelson
00:16:20 Otherwise, it's on us.
00:16:23 And who stuck my name up?
00:16:26 l dunno. All l know is
00:16:29 They're naughty cunts.
00:16:40 Got no spit.
00:16:43 What's so funny?
00:16:45 Gotta admit it was a naughty head-butt.
00:16:47 He nearly knocked you spark out.
00:16:50 l mean, how fucking cool was he?
00:16:51 We were almost ten-handed,
00:16:54 What a pot house, eh?
00:17:00 All right, let's do it.
00:17:32 Listen, Bex.
00:17:37 We just want to say we're really sorry
00:17:40 We were both laggin',
00:17:43 l mean, if l'd have known,
00:17:46 Look at this bottle.
00:17:47 l might be facety, but l ain't a diddycoy.
00:17:52 What...what l'm trying to say is...
00:17:54 l'm really fucking sorry for nausing
00:17:59 - What's a diddycoy?
00:18:04 - What, you a pikey?
00:18:07 - What's your name?
00:18:11 Who's the dry lunch?
00:18:13 That's Terry. He's the one you head-butted.
00:18:16 Oi, lunch.
00:18:19 Show us your face.
00:18:29 Go on. You can go now.
00:18:33 ls it still on us?
00:18:41 - No. Go on.
00:18:48 Dominic.
00:18:50 Ain't half got some bottle,
00:18:58 - That the ginger cunt you're talking about?
00:19:02 ''You ain't half got
00:19:06 ''Who's the dry lunch?
00:19:10 Cunt. Who's he think he is,
00:19:13 in all that silly tennis get-up?
00:19:15 Ain't no one had the bottle
00:19:17 All right, Bex?
00:19:21 Fucking 'ell, that was close.
00:19:33 You all right, baby?
00:19:35 Been anywhere nice?
00:19:37 Just out. Who's playing?
00:19:40 Steve Davis. lt's the semis.
00:19:43 Nah. He's a right dry lunch, that Davis.
00:19:46 - He's a what?
00:19:50 l never heard you say that before.
00:19:52 Just something we say
00:19:55 Night, Mum. Night, Dad.
00:19:58 - Night, baby.
00:20:35 - Where you goin', Dom?
00:21:04 - Can l help you?
00:21:06 Take a seat.
00:21:12 Clive, there's a young gentleman
00:21:15 He'll be right out.
00:21:19 Hunter, Ashton and Clarke.
00:21:22 What are you doin' here?
00:21:25 - Just wanted to ask you something.
00:21:30 OK, l'll let him know.
00:21:32 Just, anyone calls for me,
00:21:36 Stephen rang. He says
00:21:38 - He can't get a baby-sitter.
00:21:42 What d'you want, then?
00:21:44 Just wanted to know
00:21:47 l told you it's sweet, you got a pass.
00:21:49 Yeah, well, like l said,
00:21:52 - We was well out of our depth.
00:21:56 Now don't worry about it.
00:21:59 Look, l'm sorry l come to your office.
00:22:02 Didn't want to drive you mad
00:22:04 Look, mate. l got things to do. l can't stand
00:22:10 Come on.
00:22:14 There is only one trainer.
00:22:18 'Ere, Bex. ls it true you had it
00:22:23 They reckon you stood and had it with them.
00:22:27 l was gonna go to that game.
00:22:31 Some old bollocks about knowing
00:22:34 - and there was gonna be agg.
00:22:36 Yeah.
00:22:40 - You any good at football, trappy?
00:22:44 Yeah, well, l need someone
00:22:47 Be at the cages behind the new flats at six,
00:22:51 38 pound, please, Bex.
00:22:53 Put that yellow Sergio in a bag for me
00:22:57 No problem.
00:23:00 - Well, do you fancy it or not?
00:23:04 Good.
00:23:06 Don't be late.
00:23:11 - Please.
00:23:13 - Please!
00:23:15 if you haven't done any work.
00:23:17 l've been grafting my bollocks off.
00:23:18 You don't know the meaning
00:23:21 D'you know, the only thing
00:23:23 Yeah, but this is different,
00:23:27 - As a man, even.
00:23:31 you don't get wages
00:23:34 - Stroll on.
00:23:37 l'll go through the window.
00:23:40 Don't you stop it, don't you stop
00:23:44 Don't stop the music
00:23:46 All right, all right. lf l give you readies,
00:23:49 - Done!
00:23:52 - Done!
00:23:54 - 38 pound.
00:23:57 - What you buyin'?
00:23:58 - What?
00:24:02 You're doolally, you.
00:24:05 - Cheers, Joey Deacon.
00:24:32 Use it!
00:24:38 - Where you been? Get in goal.
00:24:41 You fucking are now, go on.
00:24:44 Come on!
00:25:03 Fucking wrong with you, you jar?
00:25:06 You told me you were value!
00:25:08 - Bex, who the fuck is he, eh?
00:25:15 Long! Long!
00:25:33 Good goal, Bex!
00:25:35 Course it's a good goal, you plum.
00:25:41 J, take him!
00:25:43 No, ref, no!
00:25:45 Fuck off, referee! lt weren't over the line!
00:25:48 That's never a penalty!
00:25:51 - For fuck's sake.
00:25:54 - lt weren't over the line. Fuckin' hell.
00:25:57 What's the matter wi' you?
00:25:59 Listen, save this and you'll be a legend.
00:26:02 Miss it and l'll cut ya.
00:26:16 - There you go! Yeah!
00:26:19 Blinder! Fuckin' blinder.
00:26:23 Portsmouth meet's at Waterloo, Saturday.
00:26:24 Train leaves at 9:48, so make sure
00:26:29 - You all sweet with that?
00:26:32 Listen, put the word out, and all. But
00:26:36 We need a good firm together for this mob.
00:26:38 So keep your nuts together. All of ya.
00:26:42 l'm off, Snow.
00:26:44 - You comin', yeah?
00:26:48 Should be a good buzz down there.
00:26:49 - Cheers, Bex.
00:26:52 Nice trainers, Dom.
00:26:59 Go on.
00:27:02 After you, Del.
00:27:04 Mm. Terry called round earlier,
00:27:12 What's the matter? You fallen out with him?
00:27:16 No, l'm just sick of doing
00:27:19 Could try comin' to work.
00:27:20 We're gonna eat all right
00:27:23 - Who was you playin' football with?
00:27:26 - What mates?
00:27:29 Oooh, new mates!
00:27:34 - They're casuals.
00:27:37 - They sit around doing fuck all all day?
00:27:40 They've all got wedge haircuts
00:27:43 - Ngggh!
00:27:45 if the wind changes.
00:27:49 Well, actually, they've all got good jobs.
00:27:52 Unlike Terry and that lot.
00:27:54 All right, boom. You've come home
00:27:57 wander straight in here, the kitchen,
00:27:59 where you knock yourselves up
00:28:01 on your newly fitted Neff appliance.
00:28:03 - You do cook, l presume?
00:28:06 Modern. Then you wander through here,
00:28:09 This is where you kick back,
00:28:13 Flick the switch on the B&O
00:28:17 You are a music man, ain't ya, Malcolm?
00:28:18 - Er, Genesis.
00:28:21 Me and you could be friends
00:28:24 Justine, the plans, please.
00:28:27 Mrs Cardwell. Have a feel of that.
00:28:31 - Oh, it is nice.
00:28:33 All due respect, Mrs Cardwell,
00:28:36 You won't find any other new builds in
00:28:39 We're talking Bulthaup kitchen units,
00:28:43 and the finest bit of Axminster carpet
00:28:48 Justine, what do we call
00:28:51 - Ream.
00:28:54 And you don't think there'll be
00:28:57 Never.
00:29:03 l'll leave you to have a look round
00:29:07 l'll tell you, if these homes don't sell off-plan
00:29:11 'Scuse me.
00:29:14 So what l was thinking,
00:29:19 - What you doin'?
00:29:23 - We sweet for tonight?
00:29:26 Millwall's firm and Portsmouth's firm.
00:29:28 Good. How'd they sound? Up for it?
00:29:31 More chance of gettin' shit
00:29:33 than runnin' a firm with that lot under ya.
00:29:35 Yeah, well. We'll see.
00:29:59 - This is us.
00:30:02 - l'll do this on me own, all right?
00:30:08 - Oh, here we go.
00:30:12 - Oh, yeah. Well done.
00:30:16 You bring the Old Bill with ya cos
00:30:19 We wouldn't struggle to find you mob,
00:30:22 - in yer moody Kappa tracksuits.
00:30:26 What are you two divs on about?
00:30:28 Bex and his West Ham firm shit 'emselves
00:30:31 when we had a little meet planned.
00:30:33 Sure it weren't one of your young lot?
00:30:37 My young lot'd open you up
00:30:40 Listen.
00:30:42 There's over 4,000 Germans
00:30:45 Unless our three firms go together,
00:30:47 They might run you lot.
00:30:50 Shut up. l ain't finished yet.
00:30:53 Look, we wanna put on
00:30:56 - then we've gotta go together.
00:30:59 With you as top boy?
00:31:02 There you go, dinlow.
00:31:06 You've got no chance, shithead.
00:31:10 Er... Just the fact that
00:31:13 we've steamed both firms in this room.
00:31:17 Right, l'll tell you what.
00:31:19 We're all playing each other
00:31:21 - Clever girl.
00:31:24 You come and take us out with
00:31:27 But before you do that, you can come
00:31:31 You won't know what's hit ya.
00:31:33 You couldn't hit water
00:31:35 All right. We'll see who's got the top firm.
00:31:39 You. Farmer. You'll get yours
00:31:47 - And you.
00:31:49 Yeti. l'm gonna put 150 stitches in your face.
00:31:54 - l'm shittin' meself, ain't l?
00:31:58 See that door? Use it.
00:32:03 Yeah, this is the gaff, Dad.
00:32:06 - Comes to nothing, as well.
00:32:11 Comes to nothing?
00:32:15 What you on about, Dad? lt's Ellesse.
00:32:16 - Elle what?
00:32:19 Oh, are they bollocks.
00:32:22 'Ere, look at this one, Bob. Lovely, eh?
00:32:25 Oh, that's a blinder, Shel.
00:32:29 That's what you wanna be wearing
00:32:33 Now that is a bit of you, eh?
00:32:34 Leave it out, Dad.
00:32:38 What? lt's lovely, babe.
00:32:41 Yeah, all right, Mum.
00:32:44 25 quid.
00:32:46 Perfect. You can have the bottoms as well.
00:32:50 - No.
00:32:52 lt's a fucking terrific bit of clobber.
00:32:54 - l mean, no, l'm not wearing it.
00:32:57 l'd rather walk about in the nude
00:33:01 Why can't you stop being so tight
00:33:04 You know l'll work it off.
00:33:08 - Oh, go on.
00:33:14 Oh, shit, it's J. Give me the readies,
00:33:17 - What?
00:33:19 - Go on, chip.
00:33:21 - What's he on about?
00:33:24 All right, Dom?
00:33:27 All right, J? Nah, just out
00:33:31 Straight? Who's your pals?
00:33:34 Just me mum and dad.
00:33:36 - Just?
00:33:39 - Hello, boy. l'm Shelley, this is Bob.
00:33:41 We love our little boy,
00:33:44 - Yeah, yeah, course l will.
00:33:48 Bye, darling.
00:33:52 - His nuts are hanging out of them shorts.
00:33:55 Keep dogs. Just gonna
00:34:17 See you? l'll hit you so hard
00:34:20 that the next time you wake up
00:34:53 He's down like that. Grabbed the big cunt,
00:34:57 Cunt got such a big shock.
00:35:09 'Old up, it's the 'ector.
00:35:12 Tickets, please.
00:35:17 - He's got mine, mate.
00:35:20 - He's got mine.
00:35:22 - He's got mine.
00:35:25 - None of you have got tickets, have you?
00:35:29 - And you don't intend to buy any, do you?
00:35:33 'Ere, mate. Might as well sit down,
00:35:37 Yeah, go on!
00:35:39 All right?
00:35:41 Oh, fuck it, why not?
00:36:01 Come on. What you standin' about for?
00:36:04 Early 'ere.
00:36:21 You remember any of this?
00:36:25 'Ere y'are.
00:36:27 l'm sure it's round 'ere somewhere.
00:36:29 - Trigger.
00:36:32 - Trigger!
00:36:33 Round 'ere, l think.
00:36:34 You ain't gonna find Pompey 'ere, Bex.
00:36:37 Something to eat?
00:36:39 - l dunno. Wimpy or something.
00:36:42 Who's coming with me? Come on.
00:36:46 Ain't come here to eat, we've come here
00:36:50 What's the matter with ya? Come on.
00:36:52 Where the fuck are you going? Looking
00:36:55 - Trig, what you talking about?
00:36:57 - Where you going?
00:37:00 - What?
00:37:01 We're on the plot,
00:37:04 See you at the ground, all right?
00:37:07 - See you at the away end, Trig.
00:37:08 - Enjoy your hot dog, mate.
00:37:11 - Come on.
00:37:13 - What we doing?
00:37:16 Fuck knows.
00:37:20 Don't fucking need Trigger and that old lot.
00:37:22 All they think about is their bellies.
00:37:25 You up for this, mate?
00:37:28 Yeah, sweet, mate, l'm game.
00:37:35 'Ere, they're 'ere, Bex.
00:37:44 - Hey, they're about 200-handed.
00:37:48 Come on, Pompey!
00:37:52 - Come on, boys.
00:37:56 - No one fuck off.
00:38:02 Get back! Get fucking back!
00:38:04 There's fucking loads of them there, mate.
00:38:14 Fuck me, look at this!
00:38:16 Come on, then, l've been waiting for ya.
00:38:39 Go on.
00:38:55 Move back!
00:39:08 Oi! Fucking get out the way.
00:39:26 Come on, then! Come on!
00:39:29 Move back!
00:40:12 We turned the corner and l was going,
00:40:15 And l've seen that farmer, that little cunt,
00:40:20 swear to God he's smilin' at me.
00:40:22 So l've gone, ''Come on, then!
00:40:25 - You get 'im?
00:40:27 D'you see him, little Dom?
00:40:30 He was up front with me, took one and all.
00:40:32 He's a light, the kid.
00:40:49 l swear to God, Dad. She was about
00:40:54 She had me pinned to the feather, telling me
00:40:58 - What? Are you sure?
00:41:01 l had to fight her.
00:41:02 - And she just punched you in the mouth?
00:41:05 Pass me the rest of that, fan pot.
00:41:07 You gotta do better than that
00:41:13 All right, mate?
00:41:17 - How's it going?
00:41:19 Just passing through.
00:41:22 - Yeah, you wouldn't think so.
00:41:25 Keep this weekend free.
00:41:27 We're at home to the mickeys.
00:41:30 ls the old man about? Wanted to see
00:41:34 l'm his old man. What can l do for you, Mr...
00:41:37 - Bex.
00:41:40 Nah. Nah, just Bex.
00:41:42 So what jobs
00:41:45 Well, my office just bought into
00:41:48 But the builders went skint and they've
00:41:51 Slips? What...what's slips?
00:41:53 That's just something we say, mate.
00:41:56 Anyway, fancy taking a look at them?
00:42:00 Course we will, Bex.
00:42:03 Well, l don't wanna step on
00:42:08 Give him the address
00:42:11 You'll have to excuse me,
00:42:16 Yeah, ta-ta.
00:42:18 - l dunno what's wrong with him.
00:42:22 - Either that or get him a brass.
00:42:26 Here you are, mizzog.
00:42:32 - Laters, Bex.
00:42:36 What's wrong with you? That's my pal.
00:42:38 l don't like him.
00:42:40 - l don't care. He's me right pal.
00:42:49 Have a look. lt's a fucking Liquorice Allsort.
00:42:54 - You sure?
00:42:56 You look like fucking John McEnroe.
00:43:00 - Where you been, anyway?
00:43:03 Went football Saturday,
00:43:06 - Who'd you go there with?
00:43:08 Should have been there, Tel, it was naughty.
00:43:11 See my eye? Still bloodshot.
00:43:13 Took a dig off some big lump, didn't l?
00:43:17 Why didn't you tell me you was going?
00:43:20 They didn't ask for you, mate.
00:43:23 All right, Dom? Who's this lot?
00:43:26 All right, J? This is Terry.
00:43:29 - Yeah. All right?
00:43:33 - Yeah?
00:43:34 Yeah, he looks it.
00:43:37 l gotta chip, Dom. See ya.
00:43:40 - Come on.
00:43:44 Laters, Tel.
00:43:46 Look, l'll bell ya, yeah, mate?
00:44:06 Come on, Dom, let's chip. Come on.
00:44:09 - Have that for keeping dog.
00:44:11 Fucking log of wood, not even dancing!
00:44:25 What do you reckon?
00:44:27 Nah, mate. You look the bollocks.
00:44:29 Well, don't look at me.
00:44:33 - l'm seeing how you do it.
00:44:35 l'm learning, l'm learning.
00:45:11 The Home Secretary, Leon Brittan,
00:45:15 to postpone travel arrangements
00:45:17 heading for the European Championship.
00:45:19 He said that soccer hooliganism was
00:45:31 So you fancy comin' Europe, do you, Dom?
00:45:34 Yeah. lf l can get the readies together.
00:45:36 Aww, ain't that sweet?
00:45:39 - Gotta get blooded first.
00:45:44 You ever been tattooed?
00:45:48 - No.
00:46:10 Dominic. l'd like you to meet
00:46:15 Please put your hands together for...
00:46:19 Stanley!
00:46:21 Leave it out. You ain't gonna
00:46:24 You wanna run with the foxes, mate.
00:46:27 - Jesus.
00:46:29 Come on, up you get.
00:46:33 Come on!
00:46:46 Well, go on, then.
00:47:12 Poisonous, that is.
00:47:22 lt gets into your bloodstream,
00:47:27 Yeah? How come
00:47:46 Oh, mate!
00:47:48 - You fucking little prick.
00:47:51 - Oh, Dom, what are you like?
00:47:53 Oh, mate!
00:47:57 Feet apart, keep the feet down.
00:48:00 Down you go.
00:48:02 Up with that curved spine.
00:48:06 - And again.
00:48:09 All the way down. Right, feet together.
00:48:12 Mad Lizzie workout.
00:48:15 And he's on the Special K diet.
00:48:18 Anyway, where you going so early? You're
00:48:22 You're not even doing it properly, Mum.
00:48:25 - What, dressed like that?
00:48:29 Something you wouldn't know nothing about.
00:48:31 Who you going out with?
00:48:33 - ''Yeah.'' l'll see you later.
00:48:39 He looks like a bloody postbox.
00:48:45 - All right, Pete?
00:48:47 - Winning?
00:48:49 - How are you, mate?
00:48:50 Sweet.
00:49:02 You sure, Dom? Go and sit round there, eh?
00:49:07 Oi, oi. Didn't you call him first?
00:49:11 You wanna start dropping
00:49:14 you better check it with your boyfriend,
00:49:19 'Ere. Did you buy 'em together?
00:49:23 Yeah?
00:49:25 Actually...
00:49:28 l bet that you saw him buy his first,
00:49:32 and you went straight out and copied him.
00:49:34 Didn't ya?
00:49:36 - Am l right?
00:49:49 Funny thing about you is, Dom...
00:49:53 is when you first come round 'ere,
00:49:57 And yet, 'ere you are,
00:50:02 - What's that about?
00:50:04 There's a word for that, in't there?
00:50:09 - Snow?
00:50:19 That's it.
00:50:22 lnfatuation.
00:50:28 But to us lot, it just means
00:50:36 You're on your own there, mate.
00:50:40 Look. You're gonna have to find
00:50:50 Tell you what, son.
00:50:53 You can plate me if you like.
00:51:01 Next time, just put in a call first,
00:51:05 All right, Trig. Leave it now, eh?
00:51:15 - That's a bit strong.
00:51:21 - Fuck's sake.
00:51:25 He's all right. Don't worry.
00:52:31 Diet's gone west, l see.
00:52:33 You'll go fucking west in a minute
00:52:37 You're the nause, you fat melt.
00:52:41 Rung the bell here, in't ya?
00:52:45 - All right, Bill?
00:52:49 - One there for you, look.
00:52:53 What happened to you the other day?
00:52:55 - l turned round, you'd vanished.
00:52:59 Went to the khazi and yous lot had slipped.
00:53:01 You ain't gotta stick your fanny up, mate.
00:53:06 But he gets like that in booze,
00:53:09 He just likes people to stand up to him.
00:53:11 - Well, what am l supposed to say to him?
00:53:16 Oh, great.
00:53:22 He's right about one thing, though.
00:53:25 Well, do you wanna run with the foxes?
00:53:30 Anyway, l come by to tell you, me and
00:53:34 - We both want you to be there.
00:53:37 Really, yeah.
00:53:40 l won't.
00:53:42 And there's a little bird there
00:53:45 - Ta-ta, champ.
00:53:48 Oi! Lazy bollocks.
00:53:52 - Fuck off.
00:54:14 Sweet, Dom?
00:54:17 All right, J?
00:54:19 Didn't miss much.
00:54:21 'Ere, you all right, Dom? Listen,
00:54:24 - Course, l'm up for it.
00:54:27 - Be a bit of fun down there.
00:54:29 l'd better go and say hello to Bex.
00:54:36 Here he is! Hello, mate,
00:54:39 - Thanks, mate.
00:54:41 - Where's he been keeping you?
00:54:44 Make yourself useful.
00:54:46 Oi. Don't get trappy
00:54:49 Nause. Remember,
00:54:57 - Powerful, eh?
00:55:00 Yeah, well, you know what they say.
00:55:03 there's a shit cunt.
00:55:07 - Coming Palace?
00:55:09 Good. Cos l've got a little plan.
00:55:11 Fancy we take a detour,
00:55:15 What? Show them who's got the top firm.
00:55:20 Oh, have a look.
00:55:24 Now, remember what l told ya.
00:55:28 - All right, mate?
00:55:31 Get your assistant to knock me up
00:55:34 Oh, no! You ain't gonna take that,
00:55:39 'Ere, Trig. Why don't you fuck off
00:55:43 Do you want me to do you
00:55:45 Cos l'll fucking
00:55:48 Go on, then, you tricky cunt.
00:55:58 - l knew you had it in ya.
00:56:01 - Go on, mate.
00:56:05 There's that bird l was telling you about.
00:56:08 Go on!
00:56:13 Dom, Justine, Justine, Dom.
00:56:17 - All right, Dom?
00:56:20 Fuck me, that was basic.
00:56:23 So, er...fancy a drink?
00:56:26 Not really.
00:56:42 Bins on or off?
00:56:56 Mm.
00:57:00 Plate first?
00:57:13 Listen. Change of plan.
00:57:17 We're gonna go land
00:57:19 - See if we can catch him off-guard.
00:57:22 We could come undone down there.
00:57:25 Are you mad?
00:57:27 Have a look at this firm we got round us.
00:57:30 - Sweet, champ?
00:57:32 Sweet. Snow?
00:57:35 - Course, mush, you know me.
00:57:37 Sounds like a plan, Bex, yeah, mate.
00:57:39 - Usef, fancy it?
00:57:41 Good. Let's go and do this fucking Yeti.
00:57:46 - 'Ere y'are, this is Millwall's boozer.
00:57:50 'Ere y'are, look. There's two, look.
00:57:53 What are you doing? Slow up, will you?
00:57:56 J, J, get here with me.
00:57:59 - Come on.
00:58:02 Come on.
00:58:04 - All right, sweet.
00:58:06 Knuckle, sort your mob out.
00:58:08 Fucking get together, now!
00:58:12 - Come on, Millwall!
00:58:17 Fucking get here, J!
00:58:32 J! They've got tools!
00:58:57 Fucking get me out! Fucker!
00:59:46 Come on, then, boys, here they are.
00:59:48 Want some of this?
00:59:51 Come here! What you running for?
00:59:53 What you running for?
01:00:23 - What?
01:00:26 You made us look like
01:00:43 Wait there. Wait over there.
01:01:01 - You sweet, Dom?
01:01:07 Oh, no.
01:01:13 Oh!
01:01:15 That's a naughty wound, mate.
01:01:20 Well, go on.
01:01:24 Come on, yous three.
01:01:40 - Ta, mate. Speak to you soon.
01:02:03 Give this to Yeti, you cunt.
01:02:17 Come on, go!
01:02:31 How fucking good was that?
01:02:38 Switch off, will ya?
01:03:06 My Porsche.
01:03:14 Fucking cunts.
01:03:21 ls he? No. No, he ain't.
01:03:23 - Where is he?
01:03:26 - No.
01:03:28 There!
01:03:34 Go and play. Go on.
01:03:39 - You know who this is, don't ya?
01:03:41 'Ere, get 'ome all right, mate?
01:03:43 Oh, 'ere, 'ere. We had a smashing time
01:03:47 l got the right car, didn't l?
01:03:49 Fancy you're the only lag stupid enough
01:03:57 You still there, boy?
01:03:59 What? You think you can just land on us
01:04:05 You gotta get up a little bit earlier
01:04:08 You're out of your league, mate.
01:04:09 You think that l'm gonna stand behind you
01:04:12 Not the way you perform.
01:04:14 Anyway, you'll have
01:04:18 So start practising.
01:04:23 Yeah, you're still there.
01:04:26 l can hear ya breathing.
01:04:37 Oh, no, no!
01:04:41 You fucking child!
01:04:43 Why can't you get your kicks
01:04:46 Something fucking grown-up?
01:04:49 lnstead of running around
01:04:52 And you know who gets to hear 'em
01:04:56 And l think they'd do it to your face
01:05:35 All right, champ? How's yer luck?
01:05:37 - All right, Bex? Just finishing up.
01:05:42 No, l think he's still in the feather.
01:05:44 Good. l'm sans motor,
01:05:47 You got time?
01:05:51 Come on. Save me calling a sherbet, eh?
01:05:54 Sweet?
01:05:56 Yeah, sweet.
01:06:02 Oi, oi. Where you goin', Dom?
01:06:07 - l'm just giving Bex a lift.
01:06:09 lt's Bob. Look, can't he jump on the bus?
01:06:12 We'll only be ten minutes. Lively, champ.
01:06:15 Lively? Look, l'm not being funny, mate,
01:06:18 - l'm tryin' to run a business.
01:06:21 - There's a ching there for petrol. Take it.
01:06:26 You all right, Dom? You look a bit peaky.
01:06:29 Yeah, l'm sweet.
01:06:31 You all right, with your feet on my dash?
01:06:34 - Yeah, l'm all right. You all right?
01:06:37 Yeah. You?
01:06:40 You got something
01:06:42 - Bob.
01:06:45 l'm fucking murder round names.
01:06:53 l'm only playing about with you, mate.
01:06:57 Come on. Come on.
01:07:01 We'll see you in a minute. Come on, champ.
01:07:03 Ta-ta.
01:07:30 Yeah, no one takes the piss
01:07:32 Especially not that fucking Yeti.
01:07:34 We're gonna give him the surprise
01:07:39 Yeah, they got Forest away on Saturday.
01:07:41 Means they gotta go through
01:07:44 That's where we land on 'em.
01:07:47 Yeah, you watch.
01:07:56 What's the matter with the missus?
01:07:59 To be honest, mate,
01:08:02 That car was our wedding money.
01:08:05 Yeah, know the feeling, mate.
01:08:07 Little Sammy got hold of me Stanley,
01:08:10 Fuckin' hell! ls he all right?
01:08:12 Yeah. Just means more sweets, don't it?
01:08:15 Yeah.
01:08:17 - Anyone quoted you on it yet?
01:08:20 Nah, not yet. Thought l'd do some work
01:08:24 Then get the insurance in.
01:08:27 - Bit like the Yeti, eh?
01:08:30 He'll be a write-off
01:08:32 We're going back over there Saturday,
01:08:38 What's the matter with you?
01:08:40 Look, Bex. Don't you think
01:08:44 Your car, my car.
01:08:48 He's had 20 fucking stitches down his face.
01:08:50 So? This is payback time, innit?
01:08:53 You can take it out on the Yeti
01:08:55 Nah. Not for me, mate.
01:08:59 - Oh, what, and l ain't?
01:09:02 - l ain't bottling, all right?
01:09:04 Well, it come like that to me, star.
01:09:09 Oh, well. Done the Yeti's pal for Usef.
01:09:14 Don't do nothing for me, mate. Just leave it.
01:09:18 Fuckin' hell, Bex.
01:09:22 Yeah, but you won't. Cos from now on,
01:09:27 l don't want to see you on the plot, l don't
01:09:32 What are you getting so heavy for?
01:09:35 Well, it ain't a fucking game to me.
01:09:38 You're breaking my heart, Snowy.
01:09:41 l'm gonna do that Yeti if it kills me.
01:09:44 Without you.
01:09:47 l make a bad enemy, Snowy.
01:09:51 Avoid me.
01:09:55 Fucking geezer.
01:09:59 Start the car, bollocky.
01:10:17 Yeah, thanks for that, champ.
01:10:21 And get some sleep and all.
01:10:24 - Bex.
01:10:26 - l'm supposed to be...
01:10:29 You can't miss this. This is where
01:10:32 - Yeah, but, Bex...
01:10:34 - l'm supposed to be helping me dad.
01:10:36 Nah, you'll be there. Ta-ta, champ.
01:10:54 Mum, it's me.
01:11:37 - l should stick a Tampax in you.
01:11:41 Cos you're a cunt.
01:11:46 - Wish it was that easy, Tel.
01:11:49 Just drop him out
01:11:51 You don't know what they're like, mate.
01:11:55 - l know one thing.
01:12:00 l want my mate back.
01:12:53 Yeti. Yeti!
01:12:55 Yeti! Yeti! Yeti! Yeti! Yeti!
01:13:30 All right. All right. Sweet.
01:13:33 All right, James? Sweet?
01:13:37 Hand them out, Dom.
01:13:40 - Sweet?
01:13:41 - Hello, Bex.
01:13:43 - Yeah.
01:13:45 You're up for this, all of ya? Eh?
01:13:49 You all all right?
01:13:51 What's the matter? Bit quiet today.
01:13:53 l left me brain at home, didn't l?
01:13:55 - Seemed like the most sensible thing to do.
01:13:58 This is suicide, Bex. lt was bad enough
01:14:02 'Ere, there ain't even 30 of us.
01:14:06 - Oh, what, l'm daft, now, am l?
01:14:09 No? No, you're not, are you?
01:14:13 - Sounds like it to me.
01:14:16 - Bex, leave it out.
01:14:19 - He's just a... Look, just leave...
01:14:23 - l was just saying.
01:14:29 Don't talk to me like that in front of mates.
01:14:32 - l didn't...
01:14:33 - Make me look like a fucking Toby?
01:14:36 Don't interrupt me either,
01:14:41 Listen to me! Let me say something to ya.
01:14:45 You fucking drove me mad
01:14:47 Followed me about like a little dog.
01:14:50 Even went and bought
01:14:54 No, l know about that turn-out.
01:14:58 This little no-good cunt went and bought
01:15:03 Even made out like he'd had 'em for ages.
01:15:06 What, and now you want
01:15:10 Cos your bottle's gone
01:15:12 - Mm!
01:15:15 Nah, it don't work like that.
01:15:18 They live miles off the plot. They can
01:15:22 But you? You live on the fucking manor.
01:15:25 You'll have to bump into me every day.
01:15:28 And l can't stand seeing people
01:15:37 So you're in, champ.
01:15:41 Right to the fucking end.
01:15:47 All right?
01:15:52 - All right?
01:15:58 Yeah, good.
01:16:02 Good.
01:16:07 That's fucking playground behaviour,
01:16:11 Someone ought to report me
01:16:16 What are you smiling for?
01:16:19 Stand up, all of ya.
01:16:22 Well, it ain't gonna
01:16:25 The pub ain't open,
01:16:33 Oi, oi, Trigger! Come on.
01:16:59 All right, Bex.
01:17:01 - You all 'ere?
01:17:04 Come on. Let's go.
01:17:11 All right? No shoutin' when we get
01:17:15 All right, shh. Shut up, all of ya.
01:17:17 Don't want this mob to know we're coming.
01:17:26 All right, mate?
01:17:28 - You up for today?
01:17:30 Yeti, l swear l've just seen Bex
01:17:35 Look, he ain't gonna have the front
01:17:41 - How many handed?
01:17:43 Hold up. He reckons
01:17:45 - They're 'ere!
01:17:47 - Oi, oi, oi!
01:17:50 Where are you now, eh?
01:17:53 Come on.
01:17:54 Come on, then, Bex, you fucking cunt.
01:18:15 Right! Steam through
01:18:26 Yeah, you shit cunt!
01:19:19 Bexy.
01:19:53 Not you again.
01:20:02 Oh, no.
01:20:22 Most of us survive it unscathed.
01:20:25 But an increasing number
01:20:28 You not hungry, babe?
01:20:33 Do you want to talk about it?
01:20:36 Cos you know you can, don't you?
01:20:38 l know what it is.
01:20:40 - and they've spun his nut.
01:20:43 Ngggh.
01:20:45 ls it a bird?
01:20:47 - ls it a plane?
01:20:52 Did she break your heart? Cos it happens
01:20:57 All l can tell you is, it's what makes
01:22:10 Come on, then, dinlow.
01:22:12 l wouldn't start giving it
01:22:14 You look like a fucking postbox
01:22:18 Get some puff. You got any?
01:22:21 Makes a change.
01:22:23 See if we can ponce some money.
01:22:26 Why do l always
01:22:29 Cos he believes you.
01:22:31 l dunno. Cos you're ginger,
01:22:33 Whatever, Jils.
01:22:36 You, you fuckin' strawberry Miwi.
01:22:40 Don't you start gettin' tricky, then.