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00:00:39 Hey, it's Monday morning,
00:00:44 Hi. This is about my husband.
00:00:47 - Yes?
00:00:50 I'll be talking and he'll never
00:00:56 He's always finishing...
00:00:57 He's always finishing your thoughts.
00:01:00 It absolutely drives...
00:01:02 It drives you crazy, doesn't it?
00:01:06 Jack, you've hit the nail...
00:01:09 Hit the nail on the head. Yeah,
00:01:24 Tell us, how long have you and
00:01:31 ...this sleazy affair?
00:01:33 Oh, great.
00:01:34 This is great.
00:01:37 This is disgusting.
00:01:40 ... invading a person's
00:01:42 You had sex with a U.S. Senator
00:01:46 And you're a private person?
00:01:49 Spotlight Celebrity!
00:01:52 We want to hear about
00:01:56 ...about the ruined lives
00:01:59 Exotic uses for champagne corks.
00:02:01 Listen, I have been humiliated
00:02:05 Well, no, perhaps not.
00:02:08 You're a pig, Jack.
00:02:16 You're on the air, caller.
00:02:18 Hello, Jack. It's Edwin.
00:02:20 It's Edwin!
00:02:23 Haven't heard you in, what, a day?
00:02:26 I've missed you too.
00:02:27 It's confession time.
00:02:30 I went to this bar, this very,
00:02:35 ... called Babbitt's.
00:02:37 Yeah, it's one of those
00:02:40 I met this beautiful woman.
00:02:42 Come on, Ed. If you start
00:02:46 ...l'm gonna remind you
00:02:49 ...to that checkout girl at Thrifty's.
00:02:54 She was just a girl.
00:02:57 And Pinocchio is a true story.
00:02:59 You'll never get this tart
00:03:02 This is different.
00:03:05 Edwin!
00:03:06 I told you about these people.
00:03:10 It's yuppie inbreeding.
00:03:12 That's why they're retarded
00:03:15 They don't feel love.
00:03:19 They're evil, Edwin.
00:03:20 They're repulsed by imperfection,
00:03:24 ...everything that
00:03:26 They must be stopped before
00:03:33 Okay, Jack.
00:03:34 All right.
00:03:37 Well, it's been a thrill, as always.
00:03:41 Everyone here at the
00:03:45 This is Jack Lucas.
00:03:48 I'll send you a thought today
00:03:51 ...having sex with
00:03:54 And that thought will be:
00:03:56 "Thank God I'm me."
00:04:09 Some of this is very funny.
00:04:12 Cheever secured the Donna Summer
00:04:16 I have chills.
00:04:18 You sure they want me?
00:04:21 Of course. Not even a question.
00:04:23 When I talked to him, I could smell
00:04:27 I could smell it over the phone.
00:04:30 Bums!
00:04:33 I don't have any change.
00:04:35 I'm not opening this window.
00:04:38 A couple of quarters isn't gonna
00:04:50 I hate my cheeks.
00:04:56 Raoul called before,
00:04:59 About dinner as a concept
00:05:03 You're so witty.
00:05:05 I gotta get out of here
00:05:08 You know, tomorrow is
00:05:11 It'd be nice if you pretended
00:05:14 Fine. I'll say no.
00:05:15 - They're putting me on film tomorrow.
00:05:19 First time in my life
00:05:24 You know what that means?
00:05:28 It's a sitcom, Jack.
00:05:32 I'll remember that
00:05:35 ...by drawing pubic hair
00:05:38 You want some?
00:05:40 No, I have to work.
00:05:42 How un-'60s of you.
00:05:43 I was 9 in the '60s.
00:05:48 I used to think...
00:05:51 ...my biography
00:05:54 "Jack Lucas:
00:05:59 But now it could be "Jack Lucas:
00:06:04 Or maybe just...
00:06:05 "Jack!"
00:06:09 " Honey?"
00:06:11 "Where's my orange cup
00:06:13 " I'll kill that old bitch!"
00:06:17 " I have a fever.
00:06:21 "Well, forgive me!"
00:06:29 " Forgive me."
00:06:34 Forgive me. Forgive me.
00:06:38 Hey, forgive me.
00:06:41 Forgive me.
00:06:45 Hey, forgive me!
00:06:57 Forgive me!
00:07:05 Forgive me!
00:07:11 I have it.
00:07:13 I have this.
00:07:15 I really have this.
00:07:26 They're evil.
00:07:27 They're repulsed by imperfection,
00:07:31 ... everything that
00:07:34 They must be stopped before
00:07:37 It was Mr. Lucas' remarks that seemed
00:07:42 Marc Saffron's on the scene.
00:07:44 Babbitt's is a popular hot spot
00:07:48 Edwin Malnick arrived
00:07:51 ... took a long look at the collection
00:07:55 ... then removed a shotgun
00:07:59 Seven people were killed before
00:08:03 ... and shot a hole
00:08:05 Representatives of radio personality
00:08:09 No formal comment has been made.
00:08:11 Neighbours said Malnick was
00:08:14 His neighbour for 11 years said,
00:08:18 But few will soon forget
00:08:21 ... who reached out to a world
00:08:24 ... looking for friendship
00:08:28 Marc Saffron. Channel 7 News.
00:08:37 Fuck.
00:08:52 Garbage. People are garbage.
00:08:56 Pigs!
00:09:00 Go right ahead.
00:09:02 Hey, Mr. Happiness.
00:09:05 Are you gonna do
00:09:09 What, out there?
00:09:12 They're not terrorists, Jack.
00:09:13 They're just ordinary people
00:09:21 Breakfast of champions, right?
00:09:25 That one.
00:09:27 It'll be funny, and then
00:09:30 That one. A scary one
00:09:39 Excuse me.
00:09:40 I've looked for an hour...
00:09:42 ...and I'm losing my mind.
00:09:43 I'd like...
00:09:45 ...a Katharine Hepburn-y, Cary Grant-y
00:09:48 I can't take anything heavy.
00:09:50 Something zany.
00:09:53 Or something modern, like
00:09:57 You know, funny. I want to laugh.
00:10:01 Oh, do you have anything with
00:10:05 It's On the Radio. You know the guy.
00:10:10 I get such a kick out of that.
00:10:14 That would be perfect.
00:10:17 Ordinary Peepholes.
00:10:23 It's kind of a
00:10:27 Excuse me, I just want to
00:10:35 You're gonna love that.
00:10:42 - Frightening woman.
00:10:44 If she didn't get something zany...
00:10:46 ...she would've killed us all!
00:10:50 Will you explain this to me?
00:10:54 Anne, they're my moods.
00:10:58 - I hate desperate people.
00:11:02 ...you hate people.
00:11:05 Look, why don't you take the day off,
00:11:09 I'll cook tonight.
00:11:14 Right.
00:11:16 You seen my orange cup
00:11:18 Grandma used it
00:11:21 I'll kill her!
00:11:23 Here I am...
00:11:24 ... I'm dying. The doctors are
00:11:28 I gotta hide my trophy cups in case
00:11:33 It's funny. What do you want?
00:11:35 It's not funny.
00:11:37 Then why do we watch it?
00:11:38 It makes me feel good
00:11:42 America doesn't know funny.
00:11:46 That would just mean
00:11:50 You are a sick fuck,
00:11:54 I don't know why you...
00:11:57 - Don't you do that.
00:12:00 You have too many thoughts rolling
00:12:02 You're very self-absorbed, Jack.
00:12:06 My God, read a book.
00:12:08 It's important to think.
00:12:09 It separates us from lentils and
00:12:16 Great book, dumb title.
00:12:19 You know, you used to say
00:12:23 You said you liked that we
00:12:27 That we could just be together
00:12:33 Suicidal paranoiacs will
00:12:46 Have another drink, Jack.
00:12:52 I hope your children treat you
00:12:55 I got a fever. I'm dying.
00:12:57 You're not dying.
00:12:59 And besides, you can't die, because we
00:13:06 Forgive me!
00:13:10 Madness.
00:13:22 Shit!
00:13:28 Fuck!
00:13:31 Forgive me!
00:13:38 Fuck.
00:13:45 Hey, watch it, asshole!
00:13:46 Well, forgive me!
00:14:00 Hey, over here!
00:14:02 Here I am!
00:14:05 Oh, taxi!
00:14:07 Hello! Merry Christmas!
00:14:12 Hey, buddy.
00:14:15 Help me out with a quarter.
00:14:19 Hey, I told you!
00:14:20 What's the matter with you?
00:14:22 Get away from me!
00:14:26 You're crazy!
00:14:28 Mr. Bum.
00:14:32 Here.
00:14:47 Anybody here named Jiminy?
00:14:56 You ever read any Nietzsche?
00:14:59 Nietzsche says there are two kinds
00:15:03 People who are destined
00:15:06 ...like Walt Disney...
00:15:09 ...and Hitler.
00:15:10 And then there's the rest of us.
00:15:13 He called us
00:15:18 We get teased.
00:15:20 We sometimes get close to greatness...
00:15:24 ...but we never get there.
00:15:27 We're the expendable masses.
00:15:33 We get pushed in front of trains,
00:15:37 ...get gunned down in Dairy Queens.
00:15:44 You want to hear the new title
00:15:47 ...my little Italian friend?
00:15:52 " It Was No Fucking Picnic:
00:15:57 You like it?
00:15:59 II No Va Esta Fuckin' Picnicko.
00:16:06 You're a good kid.
00:16:08 You say no to drugs.
00:16:22 You ever get the feeling sometimes...
00:16:26 ...you're being punished
00:17:13 Hey, what's going on?
00:17:19 I said, what's going on?
00:17:24 What are you doing here, man?
00:17:28 You shouldn't hang around here!
00:17:30 I was just leaving.
00:17:32 People spend a lot of money
00:17:35 It's not fair. Looking out their
00:17:39 Yes, I agree.
00:17:40 Good. That's very good.
00:17:43 Do you believe this drunk?
00:17:44 Me neither, man! Do it!
00:17:53 Hold, varlet!
00:17:55 Or feel the sting of my shaft!
00:18:00 In the name of Blanche de Fleur...
00:18:02 ...unhand that errant knight!
00:18:05 Do you speak English?
00:18:07 Let the bum go, dipshit!
00:18:12 Mendacity! Why are two city squires
00:18:17 Are you a faggot too?
00:18:19 Faggot? No, but I do believe
00:18:22 - Not without dinner.
00:18:25 Viola! Let's show him what he's won!
00:18:28 I advise you to let us go.
00:18:30 You advise us, huh?
00:18:31 Yes. You're outnumbered, son.
00:18:34 Can't you see?
00:18:43 Looks like Night of the Living Dead.
00:18:45 Come on, go for it!
00:18:48 - They can't do nothing!
00:18:50 Can't do nothing!
00:18:52 Nothing?!
00:18:53 Gentlemen!
00:19:10 Oh, look. It's showtime.
00:19:12 You know, boys...
00:19:14 ...there's three things in this world
00:19:16 Respect for all kinds of life...
00:19:18 ...a nice bowel movement
00:19:21 ...and a navy blazer.
00:19:24 Never take your eye off the ball!
00:19:28 The ability to be a shithead
00:19:43 Please. Don't hurt me!
00:19:46 Why? So you can be healthy
00:19:49 You can't leave me tied up
00:19:53 You're not gonna be alone.
00:19:57 Come and get it!
00:20:01 I need a drink!
00:20:03 I know a fabulous place
00:20:16 What do you think
00:20:19 Death's definitely a penalty.
00:20:22 Life's too goddamn short.
00:20:24 Great place, huh?
00:20:32 - How are you tonight?
00:20:35 - Can't complain.
00:20:38 - No, thank you. Too fattening.
00:21:04 Have a drink!
00:21:06 I better be leaving.
00:21:15 I think they like you.
00:21:22 You were great tonight, Parry.
00:21:35 Welcome back.
00:21:38 How you feeling?
00:21:40 - Have I died?
00:21:44 Hey, easy, easy. Want to get up?
00:21:46 There you go. Gravity works.
00:21:50 Take a few breaths, huh?
00:21:52 Where am I?
00:21:53 It's my domicile.
00:21:55 It's my humble abode.
00:21:57 Mi casa es su casa.
00:22:00 Want something to eat? Your stomach
00:22:04 I don't know if these are
00:22:10 Fruit pie?
00:22:13 I was off by a couple of months.
00:22:17 It's nice to have company.
00:22:20 Where are my shoes?
00:22:22 - What?
00:22:23 - What?
00:22:25 Excuse me.
00:22:27 What is it? We've got company.
00:22:30 What?
00:22:32 I knew it. I knew it last night.
00:22:34 I did too. I did. Don't...
00:22:38 He's The One!
00:22:40 Can you keep a secret?
00:22:42 - No.
00:22:43 - You know what the little people said?
00:22:47 You know.
00:22:50 They said you're The One.
00:22:53 The one what?
00:22:56 Shut up!
00:22:58 Get away from him!
00:23:00 This'll get rid...
00:23:01 Wintergreen. So sorry about this.
00:23:04 Oh, there we are.
00:23:06 They said you're not ready
00:23:09 I'm not?
00:23:11 He is too!
00:23:12 Get out of here. Fuck off!
00:23:14 Beat it!
00:23:15 I have rights!
00:23:17 Fly up there. Oh, yeah.
00:23:20 Come on! Out of here!
00:23:27 You can't be in there.
00:23:29 You're frightening him!
00:23:32 Do you know who I am?
00:23:34 - I'm drawing a blank.
00:23:37 Let him guess.
00:23:42 You seem to be some kind of vigilante.
00:23:45 That happens along the way,
00:23:47 Here's a clue.
00:23:52 A hood ornament?
00:23:56 I'm a knight.
00:23:57 On a special quest.
00:24:00 And I need help.
00:24:05 Quest?
00:24:08 That's why they sent you.
00:24:10 - The little...
00:24:13 You see, they work for Him.
00:24:16 So do I.
00:24:19 Him?
00:24:20 God.
00:24:22 I'm the janitor of God.
00:24:25 I know.
00:24:29 I know how you feel.
00:24:31 They came to me about a year ago.
00:24:34 I was sitting on the john, having
00:24:38 Those ones that border on mystical,
00:24:54 And there they were.
00:24:58 Hundreds of the cutest
00:25:01 ...floating right in front of me.
00:25:04 It was wonderful. And then...
00:25:07 ...they spoke.
00:25:09 And they said
00:25:12 ...to get back something very special
00:25:15 My part will be very dangerous.
00:25:18 Hold it right there." I mean...
00:25:20 If you see floating little fat people,
00:25:25 ...they'll slap you some heavy Thorazine.
00:25:29 And they said, " Look in Progressive
00:25:36 That's pretty specific, huh?
00:25:39 Bingo! He knows.
00:25:41 He knows. He does. It's right here.
00:25:44 Where is it? A, B, F, M. M!
00:25:47 Under Miscellaneous, not Mythology.
00:25:50 Look at this. Here it is.
00:25:57 See it?
00:25:59 - Langdon Carmichael.
00:26:01 Right there.
00:26:03 See it?
00:26:05 What?
00:26:08 The Grail.
00:26:11 The Holy Grail.
00:26:15 It's God's symbol of divine grace.
00:26:18 The Holy...
00:26:20 Some billionaire has got the Holy Grail
00:26:25 I know. Who'd think you'd
00:26:27 I don't mean to be flippant or enrage
00:26:32 - I know.
00:26:35 I appreciate what you did.
00:26:37 - It was a brave and noble thing.
00:26:41 I'll see a lot of you on various
00:26:45 Please don't go!
00:26:47 I can't.
00:26:49 I can't get it.
00:26:52 Because he's out there.
00:26:55 He's always out there.
00:26:59 That's why you can get it.
00:27:04 I'm not The One.
00:27:06 I'm not anyone.
00:27:12 Forget about the shoes.
00:27:14 I'm gonna take a cab.
00:27:16 - Parry.
00:27:18 I know.
00:27:24 Oh, wait!
00:27:28 They're...
00:27:34 Here you go. There's the...
00:27:38 You can keep the doll.
00:27:43 Hey, thanks a mil, huh?
00:27:45 Now that you know where we are,
00:27:48 Come back. We'll rummage.
00:27:50 Take care of yourself, Jack.
00:27:55 I'm not married.
00:27:56 Really? You look married.
00:28:01 Don't be a stranger.
00:28:05 See you.
00:28:18 Hey, where you coming from?
00:28:22 The basement, I think.
00:28:25 I tell him no visitors!
00:28:27 Hey, hold it!
00:28:29 Listen. You a friend of Parry's?
00:28:32 I don't allow no entertaining.
00:28:34 I let him stay here
00:28:38 But I'm not running a hotel.
00:28:42 Tragedy?
00:28:43 He and his wife were in some bar...
00:28:46 ...and some nut comes in with a shotgun
00:28:50 Splattered her brains all over
00:28:53 She was a beautiful girl.
00:28:55 Never knew what hit her.
00:28:57 You ought to have heard about that
00:29:02 You could've been attacked, raped,
00:29:05 I was up all night long, Jack.
00:29:07 Sorry.
00:29:10 - A guy wants to check out the pornos.
00:29:14 What the hell happened?
00:29:15 I was attacked.
00:29:17 What?
00:29:19 Oh, baby!
00:29:21 - Two kids tried to set me on fire.
00:29:24 What did they do to you?
00:29:27 You almost done?
00:29:28 - Are you looking for a story?
00:29:32 Here. Creamer Versus Creamer.
00:29:38 Did you call the police?
00:29:44 Are you sure?
00:29:48 So where did you sleep last night?
00:29:51 I stayed at a friend's, Anne.
00:29:55 Okay, Jack. I want you to be
00:29:59 If you're seeing somebody else,
00:30:02 Don't pour gasoline
00:30:04 ...and light a match
00:30:07 Just tell me the truth.
00:30:09 I was not seeing anyone else.
00:30:11 I really was attacked.
00:30:22 - I've got a cut here.
00:30:26 I love you. What are you gonna do?
00:30:30 You don't have to say it back.
00:30:32 Although it wouldn't
00:30:38 You know what the Holy Grail is?
00:30:40 Holy Grail?
00:30:42 Yeah, I know that one.
00:30:48 Yeah, I used to be such a Catholic.
00:30:50 - Do you still believe in God?
00:30:54 But I don't believe that God made
00:30:57 Most of the shit that happens
00:31:00 No, I think man was made
00:31:03 ...and women were created out of God.
00:31:05 After all, women have babies,
00:31:09 And it accounts for the fact
00:31:12 Let's face it, the Devil is
00:31:16 I've slept with some saints in my day,
00:31:20 Boring!
00:31:22 So the whole point of life...
00:31:25 ...I think, is for men and women...
00:31:28 ...to get married, so that God
00:31:32 ...and work it out.
00:31:36 Not that we have to get married
00:31:39 God forbid.
00:31:40 You have a little thing right here.
00:31:43 What, a pimple?
00:31:45 This stuff is supposed to blend
00:31:52 No, I don't think I'm up for it
00:31:57 I just had a very
00:32:02 I'm getting sick.
00:32:07 Careful, careful, careful now.
00:32:09 Anne, I spent the night
00:32:13 I'm tired.
00:32:14 I'm upset. I don't...
00:32:17 I'm not in the mood, okay?
00:32:42 Parry?
00:33:52 Can I help you?
00:33:54 I was looking for Parry.
00:33:57 He's not here.
00:33:59 The hospital said it'd be best to
00:34:03 There, that's his real name.
00:34:06 He was a teacher at Hunter College.
00:34:08 They kept him in a mental place
00:34:12 He did not speak for a year,
00:34:17 Only now, he's this " Parry" guy.
00:34:20 He and his wife used to live upstairs.
00:34:23 When he got released...
00:34:25 ...they sent him here.
00:34:28 I felt bad.
00:34:30 He couldn't work.
00:34:32 Nobody wanted him.
00:34:34 So I let him stay in the basement.
00:34:36 He helped out.
00:34:39 People throw things away,
00:34:43 She was a beautiful girl.
00:34:46 He was crazy about her.
00:34:50 I appreciate the way you deal
00:34:53 I enjoy and appreciate it.
00:34:55 I especially appreciated it
00:34:59 Who does he think he is,
00:35:04 Who was he to ask
00:35:07 Asshole.
00:35:15 I listen to you every day.
00:35:17 You are a consistent,
00:35:21 What's the matter, baby?
00:35:23 Can't sleep?
00:35:31 I'll tell you something, Anne.
00:35:33 I really feel cursed.
00:35:36 Stop it.
00:35:38 Things will change.
00:35:39 I feel like I'm a magnet,
00:35:43 Out of all the people in this city...
00:35:45 ...why'd I meet a man
00:35:48 You didn't kill anybody. Stop it.
00:35:52 I wish there was some way I could...
00:35:58 ...just pay the fine and go home.
00:36:07 I know, I know.
00:36:09 Oh, baby.
00:36:34 Have you seen Parry?
00:36:53 - Affliction thou hast
00:36:56 Deign, princess, to remember thy slave
00:37:04 - Parry.
00:37:09 I thought you could use...
00:37:10 Come on.
00:37:23 She'll be back.
00:37:32 Isn't she a vision?
00:37:34 Yeah, gorgeous.
00:37:36 Come on.
00:37:38 Wait, wait. Hey, look.
00:37:41 I'm leaving. I'm going.
00:37:45 Shit!
00:37:51 Now!
00:37:56 Here. Come here!
00:37:57 This way. Down!
00:38:07 She buys a new book every two days.
00:38:12 Sweetheart, what the hell you doing?
00:38:15 She's into trash.
00:38:33 She loves dumplings.
00:38:35 That's her Wednesday ritual.
00:38:38 Oh, it's so sweet.
00:38:44 We're looking through the window.
00:38:48 I'm looking through the fucking window!
00:38:57 If they said I'd love a girl who chews
00:39:01 But look at that jaw!
00:39:09 There she goes.
00:39:15 You follow her every day, huh?
00:39:17 Oh, it's not like that.
00:39:20 - What's her name?
00:39:23 A cooler!
00:39:26 This is beautiful. Needs work.
00:39:28 Here. Come here.
00:39:30 I just would like to help you.
00:39:34 Fifty dollars?
00:39:36 All right, here.
00:39:37 Here's another 20.
00:39:39 Seventy dollars?
00:39:43 How much is this gonna take?
00:39:46 You're so nice, I...
00:39:49 That's okay.
00:39:55 Can I take you to lunch?
00:39:57 No, I gotta go back to work.
00:40:01 Take care of yourself.
00:40:14 Sell!
00:40:15 Sell!
00:40:18 Sell!
00:40:24 Buy! Buy!
00:40:27 Fuck them all!
00:40:29 What are you doing? Give that back!
00:40:33 What are you doing?
00:40:36 - What the fuck are you doing?
00:40:39 - I gave that to you!
00:40:41 I don't know, but I gave it to you
00:40:46 Do you really want to help me?
00:40:58 Okay, you can open your eyes.
00:41:00 Pretty impressive, huh?
00:41:02 As formidable as it seems,
00:41:05 There's no moat.
00:41:07 You can't just break into
00:41:10 - He's done nothing...
00:41:13 Let's go through this again.
00:41:15 - Listen to me.
00:41:17 Don't drool or roll your eyes
00:41:20 But you shouldn't be doing this.
00:41:23 Jack, ye of little faith.
00:41:26 There must be. What were the
00:41:30 You heathen, there's a Grail.
00:41:32 Wait, look. Wait a minute.
00:41:35 You're only partly insane.
00:41:37 People like you can lead
00:41:41 I have a job, Jack. I have a quest.
00:41:45 I take it back.
00:41:47 You'll get yourself killed
00:41:50 That's so sweet.
00:41:52 Now I know what you're doing.
00:41:55 You think there's danger.
00:41:56 No, I think you're a moron,
00:42:01 You care!
00:42:02 First the money, now this.
00:42:04 That's so sweet.
00:42:08 Don't hug me in public again.
00:42:10 " Men with men." Oh, Jack!
00:42:12 I love this guy!
00:42:15 You hear me? I love this guy!
00:42:18 Oh, you hear me, jaded city?
00:42:20 - Will you shut up?
00:42:23 In this jaded motherfucking city,
00:42:27 Shut up!
00:42:28 You hear me?
00:42:32 You're a real human being.
00:42:34 You're a friend. A true friend.
00:42:38 I'm not. Believe me.
00:42:41 - I'm scum.
00:42:44 I won't listen.
00:42:46 I'm self-centred. I'm weak.
00:42:49 I don't have the willpower of a fly.
00:42:51 That's why the little people sent you.
00:42:54 I don't believe in
00:42:58 There is no magic!
00:43:01 But you're still gonna help me.
00:43:04 Parry, or whatever your name is...
00:43:06 ...you know this isn't true,
00:43:09 Part of you knows it's not true!
00:43:11 We have to start planning now.
00:43:13 Listen to me!
00:43:15 You're acting weird.
00:43:18 I know who you are.
00:43:19 - You're an intelligent...
00:43:22 You taught at Hunter College!
00:43:24 Parry, you're a teacher!
00:43:48 What are you looking at?
00:44:03 He's afraid of you.
00:44:07 We've got him! Come on!
00:44:13 Holy shit!
00:44:35 We got him, Jack!
00:45:03 Yes!
00:45:15 I've got you!
00:45:48 I'm dying.
00:45:50 I can't breathe.
00:45:54 Isn't this a beautiful spot?
00:45:58 Who have we been chasing?
00:45:59 Can I ask this question now?
00:46:02 He's gone now.
00:46:05 We had him on the run.
00:46:06 If we had horses,
00:46:09 Who?
00:46:10 What?
00:46:13 Who have we been chasing?
00:46:16 I thought you saw him.
00:46:18 Saw who?
00:46:19 The Red Knight.
00:46:26 I gave you the money.
00:46:28 You want to keep it, fine.
00:46:30 You want to give it away, fine.
00:46:33 I just want You to know I did
00:46:37 Are we clear?
00:46:41 Who are you talking to, Jack?
00:46:45 Help me! Somebody, please!
00:46:49 Heaven be praised for an opportunity
00:46:56 These cries proceed from a miserable
00:47:01 This is too hard.
00:47:04 Help me!
00:47:06 You lady on the horse, please
00:47:10 Over here!
00:47:13 No, no. Get away from me!
00:47:16 We won't hurt you.
00:47:19 That's what the other guy said.
00:47:22 I want to help you.
00:47:23 No, I want to go.
00:47:26 Scarecrow, they knocked your
00:47:30 No, I want a debutante on a horse
00:47:33 Leave me alone.
00:47:36 Sorry, but the debutante days
00:47:38 Isn't it awful?
00:47:40 Poor little Gloria.
00:47:42 Poor Brenda Frazier.
00:47:44 They ruined them.
00:47:47 What about Slim Keith?
00:47:50 Lmposters! Leave me alone.
00:47:53 Jack, lend a hand.
00:47:54 He should sleep it off.
00:47:57 Who? Mother Teresa? She's retired.
00:48:00 Maybe he wants to stay.
00:48:03 Oh, yeah, sure. I'll just love
00:48:07 How very Gandhi-esque of you.
00:48:18 - No, please...
00:48:20 I was born in a place like this.
00:48:24 Please, let me...
00:48:27 Take care of him.
00:48:30 I want to go. Please let me go.
00:48:32 Where do you want to go?
00:48:34 A nice place that I know about.
00:48:37 We can go there later.
00:48:38 We can't go there tonight.
00:48:40 - Maybe. Where do you want to go?
00:48:50 Hey, come on.
00:48:52 Where do you want to go?
00:48:54 Venice!
00:48:56 Like Katharine Hepburn in Summertime.
00:48:59 Why can't I be Katharine Hepburn?
00:49:03 I want to die!
00:49:06 I just want to die!
00:49:09 That's it!
00:49:10 Okay, ready?
00:49:14 - I'm in the wrong place.
00:49:19 Don't hold back. Okay!
00:49:23 Where will I put the children?
00:49:27 Comes in looking for dust balls.
00:49:29 Get the fuck out of my dining room,
00:49:32 Wonderful feeling,
00:49:35 Come on, tempo.
00:49:38 When you...
00:49:43 Did you lose your mind all of a sudden,
00:49:53 Well, I'm a singer by trade.
00:49:56 Summer stock, nightclub revues,
00:49:59 And God, I absolutely lived for it.
00:50:03 I can do Gypsy, every part.
00:50:07 Then one night, in the middle
00:50:09 ...suddenly it hit me.
00:50:11 What does all this mean?
00:50:14 I mean, that, plus the fact
00:50:22 Sound like a veteran, don't I?
00:50:24 - Fuck off!
00:50:28 Pizza!
00:50:29 About time.
00:50:50 Never gonna find her in this crowd.
00:50:52 She's like clockwork. She comes
00:50:56 She's late.
00:51:01 Thank you.
00:51:07 Did you hear Jimmy Nickels
00:51:14 Oh, yeah?
00:51:15 He got caught pissing
00:51:18 Man's a pig.
00:51:20 No excuse for that. Thank you, babe.
00:51:23 We're heading for social anarchy
00:51:29 Asshole!
00:51:31 Didn't even look at you.
00:51:33 Well, he's paying,
00:51:38 See, guy goes to work every day,
00:51:43 Gets his nuts so tight in a vice...
00:51:45 ...he starts questioning
00:51:49 Then one day, about quitting time...
00:51:51 ...boss calls him in the office
00:51:54 " Hey, Bob, why don't you come
00:51:58 Well, he says, " Hell with it.
00:52:01 I don't care what happens.
00:52:04 I just want to see the expression
00:52:07 ...as I jam this pair of scissors
00:52:12 Then he thinks of me.
00:52:15 He says, "Wait a minute.
00:52:17 I got both my arms.
00:52:19 At least I'm not begging
00:52:23 Sure enough, Bob's gonna put those
00:52:27 See, I'm what you call kind of
00:52:31 I'm like saying,
00:54:53 I do not need this!
00:54:57 A woman my age.
00:55:00 I'm a person. There's a person here.
00:55:03 You come, you go.
00:55:09 You waste a good lasagne.
00:55:12 I don't need this.
00:55:20 Son of a bitch!
00:55:33 God, what a beautiful night, Jack.
00:55:36 Don't you think it's time to go now?
00:55:39 Running around in the day is okay...
00:55:41 ...but at night, we could be killed
00:55:44 That's stupid, Jack.
00:55:47 This park is mine
00:55:50 Is it fair that they can
00:55:52 To make us think
00:55:55 - I think it's very fair.
00:55:57 - What are you doing?
00:56:00 Lie back, concentrate on the clouds
00:56:05 - But you have to be nude.
00:56:08 You can't be naked in a field
00:56:12 Come on, Jack. It's wild!
00:56:15 Your nipples are hard,
00:56:18 - Come on!
00:56:20 You're pissing me off.
00:56:21 We're bare-assed naked
00:56:23 I'm not doing this. This is nuts!
00:56:26 - I'm leaving.
00:56:28 You know why dogs do this?
00:56:31 I'm not doing that.
00:56:32 Yes, yo!
00:56:34 - I'm leaving.
00:56:38 The man talks to invisible people,
00:56:42 ...and he's naked
00:56:45 I'm not surprised,
00:56:48 Who are you talking to?
00:56:51 I'm talking to the little people!
00:56:53 Are they here?
00:56:54 They're saying, "Jack, go to
00:56:57 ...findeth the Jack of Daniels
00:57:01 Doolang, doolang!"
00:57:03 They said that?
00:57:04 You are out of your fucking mind!
00:57:07 Bingo!
00:57:09 Come on. Free up the little guy.
00:57:18 Nothing's happening.
00:57:20 Concentrate.
00:57:22 What if some homophobic jogger
00:57:24 ...and kills us to get back
00:57:27 "Jack Lucas, found dead
00:57:31 The two were dead.
00:57:36 I hate it when they say "companion."
00:57:39 Probably boost the sales
00:57:42 The public has a fascination with
00:57:48 I may be going out on a limb here,
00:57:56 Did you ever hear the story
00:58:02 Begins with the king as a boy
00:58:06 ...in the forest to prove
00:58:10 While he's spending
00:58:13 ...he's visited by a sacred vision.
00:58:16 Out of the fire
00:58:20 ...symbol of God's divine grace.
00:58:24 A voice said to him,
00:58:27 ...so that it may heal
00:58:31 But the boy was blinded by
00:58:34 ...filled with power
00:58:38 And in this state
00:58:41 ...he felt for a brief moment,
00:58:45 ...but invincible.
00:58:47 Like God.
00:58:49 So he reached in the fire
00:58:52 ...and the Grail vanished...
00:58:55 ...leaving him with his hand
00:59:00 Now, as this boy grew older...
00:59:03 ...his wound grew deeper.
00:59:06 Until one day...
00:59:08 ...life for him lost its reason.
00:59:12 He had no faith in any men,
00:59:15 He couldn't love...
00:59:17 ...or feel loved.
00:59:21 He began to die.
00:59:24 One day, a fool wandered
00:59:27 ...and found the king alone.
00:59:30 And being a fool, he was simple-minded.
00:59:34 He only saw a man alone...
00:59:36 ...and in pain.
00:59:38 And he asked the king,
00:59:42 And the king replied:
00:59:43 " I'm thirsty and I need some water
00:59:50 So the fool took a cup from beside
00:59:54 ...and handed it to the king.
00:59:56 And as the king began to drink...
00:59:59 ...he realized his wound was healed.
01:00:02 He looked and there was
01:00:05 ...that which he sought
01:00:07 He turned to the fool and said:
01:00:09 " How could you find that which
01:00:14 The fool replied:
01:00:15 " I don't know.
01:00:18 I only knew that you were thirsty."
01:00:24 It's very beautiful.
01:00:30 I think I heard that
01:00:37 It was a professor...
01:00:41 At Hunt...
01:01:05 How come you never ask
01:01:09 I can't ask, I have to earn her.
01:01:11 Come on, this is the 20th century.
01:01:15 Maybe after we get the Grail.
01:01:17 But she could help you get the Grail.
01:01:19 You know, I mean, women are great.
01:01:22 They make homes...
01:01:24 ...and they kill the livestock...
01:01:26 ...so the knights can go
01:01:29 Slaughter villages with a clear head.
01:01:31 Where would King Arthur be
01:01:34 Happily married, probably.
01:01:37 Well, that's a bad example.
01:01:40 A woman who loves you
01:01:44 Makes you feel like you can
01:01:47 Is that what your girlfriend does
01:01:50 Sure, yeah.
01:02:28 Get out of the fucking way!
01:02:52 Yes. Two Hearts Publishing?
01:02:56 May I speak to Lydia, please?
01:02:58 Lydia? Who is Lydia?
01:03:00 I don't know her last name.
01:03:02 You are calling Lydia
01:03:05 You must think I'm some dope.
01:03:08 You son of a bitch!
01:03:09 - Her name is Lydia!
01:03:12 You stroll in here at noon.
01:03:14 You think I need this? I don't.
01:03:18 Oh, shit!
01:03:20 I was not with a woman last night.
01:03:23 The moron?
01:03:25 He's not a moron.
01:03:27 Who's Lydia?
01:03:29 Lydia is the girl that Parry likes.
01:03:33 I thought...
01:03:36 - What?
01:03:38 Don't talk to me like I'm stupid.
01:03:43 I'm sorry. I feel indebted
01:03:46 What's that mean?
01:03:47 - There, you see?
01:03:49 I thought that if I could help him
01:03:53 ...get him this girl that he loves...
01:03:56 ...that maybe, you know...
01:03:58 ...things would change for me.
01:04:06 Forget it. It's a dumb fucking idea.
01:04:12 You big galoot. You are such a mess.
01:04:21 Well, listen.
01:04:24 Stranger things...
01:04:27 ...have been known...
01:04:31 ...to happen.
01:04:51 Who is this?
01:04:53 Hello, Lydia!
01:04:55 This is Jack Lucas. I'm calling
01:04:59 Lydia, you are a major credit-card
01:05:04 I've got some good news for you.
01:05:07 Of several credit-card holders,
01:05:11 Which ones? Which ones?
01:05:13 All of them.
01:05:15 Which means that you have just won
01:05:22 How did this happen?
01:05:26 My name was...
01:05:29 Is my name on a list?
01:05:31 Did you pick it out of a hat?
01:05:33 It was a list.
01:05:34 Were a lot of people there?
01:05:37 There were...
01:05:40 What's the difference?
01:05:42 I've never won anything in my life.
01:05:45 And I don't even have a VCR...
01:05:47 You'll get a free VCR
01:05:50 For a short time,
01:05:52 Why don't you come on down
01:05:55 ... check it out,
01:05:57 Did Phyllis tell you to call me and...
01:06:00 Did Phyllis in Accounting do that?
01:06:03 No, I told you, you won a contest!
01:06:06 You have just...
01:06:09 This is gonna be rough.
01:06:13 This is gonna be rough.
01:06:23 Well, I need to warm up.
01:06:25 I'm Anne Morrow Lindbergh.
01:06:31 I knew I could make you smile.
01:06:35 Look, one chorus
01:06:38 Jack, I'm a man with a mission.
01:06:42 I can't believe I'm on
01:06:48 Can I help you?
01:06:49 Is a mousy little woman
01:06:52 If you wait, I'll get...
01:06:53 It's a personal message.
01:06:55 - I have to deliver it.
01:07:07 Lydia Sinclair?
00:01:30 Our card.
00:01:43 It'll be like you work here.
00:01:45 What am I qualified to do?
00:01:47 Sort, you know.
00:02:00 Yeah, this'll be good.
00:02:02 You'll smell like a forest.
00:02:25 Hello. My name is Lydia Sinclair.
00:02:28 Oh, hi. How you doing?
00:02:31 Congratulations. Jack Lucas.
00:02:33 Anne Napolitano. Video Spot owner.
00:02:36 Hello. Congratulations.
00:02:37 And this is our coworker...
00:02:40 ...Parry. Parry...
00:02:42 Parry Parry?
00:02:44 No, just Parry.
00:02:46 Like Moses.
00:02:53 How do we do this?
00:02:55 Well, first we'll have you sign out
00:02:59 Sign that, if you would,
00:03:03 Would you laminate
00:03:06 Oh, yeah.
00:03:07 This will last you a year...
00:03:09 ...after which you can renew,
00:03:13 Yeah, but not for free, right?
00:03:16 You get 10 videos.
00:03:19 Free?
00:03:20 - Free.
00:03:22 After that, they're $2.99 a rental.
00:03:29 All right, all right. Go on.
00:03:32 Go on.
00:03:41 - Can I help you?
00:03:57 Hell Merchants. Good choice.
00:03:59 I don't like horror movies.
00:04:03 How about...
00:04:06 ... The Purple Bread?
00:04:08 It's a big new Speizak's film.
00:04:12 It's set against a sweeping background
00:04:17 Polish! That's a Polish bakery.
00:04:21 Don't like love...
00:04:24 I like musicals.
00:04:26 Musicals?
00:04:28 Over here.
00:04:30 Here's our entertainment centre.
00:04:32 Here's Fred Astaire. That's good.
00:04:34 Yeah, Jolson. Mammy.
00:04:36 - Have you got any Ethel Merman?
00:04:49 We're all out of Ethel Merman.
00:04:51 - What a gyp!
00:04:54 I think I actually ordered some
00:04:57 Did you or didn't you?
00:05:00 Yeah. They'll be in soon.
00:05:06 I'll come back then.
00:05:09 Miss Sinclair, your card.
00:05:15 I like your nails.
00:05:17 Where'd you get them done?
00:05:19 Actually, I...
00:05:20 I do them myself. I used to work
00:05:25 - I like the stars.
00:05:28 ...does other people.
00:05:30 She could do your nails.
00:05:33 How much?
00:05:35 - Well, you're a member.
00:05:42 Forty dollars?
00:05:44 Forty?
00:05:58 - When will you do them?
00:06:00 Tonight?
00:06:03 Tonight.
00:06:19 Thank you.
00:06:23 Getting your nails done
00:06:25 ...but going out to dinner
00:06:29 - We'll make it casual.
00:06:32 It won't be a date.
00:06:33 You got any more starchy food?
00:06:38 Oh, clumsy moi.
00:06:47 Thank you.
00:06:52 I've gone out with some bums,
00:06:55 That's the only reason
00:06:58 This food is delicious, Anne. Really.
00:07:01 You're a wonderful cook,
00:07:04 Jack, he's trying to start
00:07:08 Well, talk, then.
00:07:11 Thank you.
00:07:12 You're welcome.
00:07:14 You know...
00:07:15 ...you are a beautiful woman.
00:07:19 I am surprised some guy doesn't just
00:07:23 Oh, you're surprised?
00:07:25 Guess I never met the right guy.
00:07:30 I'm shocked!
00:07:32 I mean, a childbearing body
00:07:35 A guy would have to be
00:07:38 Most guys are.
00:07:43 You?
00:07:44 This incredible woman going to waste
00:07:48 No, this is outrageous!
00:07:51 I will not hear this.
00:07:54 - Jack, get over here.
00:07:57 Let's do it right here!
00:07:59 Let's go to that place
00:08:01 Behold my magic wand and free
00:08:05 You know what I'm saying.
00:08:07 What are you? Out of your mind?
00:08:12 - Close your pants.
00:08:14 Are you a 40 in a jacket?
00:08:16 Yeah, that's it.
00:08:18 This is gonna work.
00:08:25 You let me know, because you're
00:08:51 Welcome.
00:08:53 Come in.
00:08:58 I've never been in an apartment
00:09:00 You always walk past them
00:09:03 ...but you never really think
00:09:13 Can I get you something?
00:09:17 A little tea? A little tequila?
00:09:31 Will it hurt?
00:09:33 That all depends on you.
00:09:35 You sure you don't want a drink?
00:09:40 You just enjoy this. Thattaboy.
00:09:43 - This is mud.
00:09:45 This is gonna make you look great.
00:09:48 It's good mud.
00:09:52 Close.
00:09:55 Lips.
00:10:00 Close.
00:10:01 What are you doing?
00:10:04 There we go.
00:10:06 Now, you just relax.
00:10:11 So...
00:10:14 Does it look like there's
00:10:19 You don't have to say it like that.
00:10:21 It's not so, you know, crazy an idea.
00:10:23 You're healthy. You have a steady job.
00:10:27 Nope, there is nobody special.
00:10:29 Okay, fine.
00:10:34 I mean, it's not easy
00:10:37 What's not easy?
00:10:40 - Meeting people.
00:10:43 I've been dating longer
00:10:45 I can't believe that.
00:10:49 I have never been through
00:10:54 It is a disgusting process.
00:10:57 You haven't missed a thing.
00:11:00 Hold still.
00:11:01 I'm so excited.
00:11:05 Did you feel like this
00:11:07 She's a wonderful woman.
00:11:10 But you love her too, don't you?
00:11:13 I mean, you know you do.
00:11:15 It's just that you're
00:11:17 Sorry.
00:11:21 Thanks.
00:11:25 My mother calls me once a week,
00:11:29 " Have you met anyone?"
00:11:31 "What's going to happen?"
00:11:33 Thank God I moved out of that house!
00:11:36 I cannot believe you lived
00:11:39 If I had to live with my mother,
00:11:46 I think some people are
00:11:50 This is my idea:
00:11:51 That I was born a man
00:11:54 ...and I used women for pleasure.
00:11:57 So now...
00:11:59 ...l'm paying for it.
00:12:02 I wouldn't mind so much if I could...
00:12:04 ...just remember the pleasure parts.
00:12:07 I think you're getting
00:12:11 What, in your opinion...
00:12:12 ...is the actual problem?
00:12:15 I don't make an impression on people.
00:12:19 At office parties, I rearrange
00:12:23 ...while people are eating them,
00:12:27 I never start any of the conversations
00:12:33 I don't know where
00:12:36 Listen, listen. You gotta be
00:12:41 A conversation...
00:12:43 ...has a life of its own, you know?
00:12:45 You have to have some faith
00:12:47 I mean, look at us.
00:12:50 We're having...
00:12:52 ...a very lovely conversation.
00:12:55 I'm paying you.
00:12:57 Will you stop it? I'm not like that.
00:13:01 If I talk to you,
00:13:04 You're not a supermodel.
00:13:07 What a boring world it'd be
00:13:10 You do the best you can
00:13:12 You're not so invisible.
00:13:14 Hey, you want a personality?
00:13:16 Try this on for size:
00:13:18 You can be a real bitch.
00:13:29 Really?
00:13:35 Really?
00:13:44 I'm gonna give you my wallet...
00:13:46 ...so you can pay for dinner.
00:13:48 You're a nice man, Jack,
00:13:53 I'm scared.
00:13:55 I mean, I feel so much for her.
00:13:57 I feel like something awful
00:13:59 Nothing awful is gonna happen.
00:14:02 Anne is gonna be there.
00:14:05 Nothing awful is gonna happen.
00:14:08 - I'm still scared.
00:14:12 - You're looking good.
00:14:15 - Just remember to breathe.
00:14:29 Hey, look! Lydia, how you doing?
00:14:31 Look. It's Lydia Sinclair,
00:14:34 I know.
00:14:35 What have you fellas been up to?
00:14:37 Everything's locked up.
00:14:45 Say, anybody up for Chinese?
00:14:48 Would you like to join us?
00:14:50 No, thank you.
00:14:51 - Watch your nails.
00:14:54 Me too.
00:14:57 - You still have to eat.
00:14:59 Don't blow this.
00:15:03 What'd I tell you? It's only dinner.
00:15:05 Come on. You're gonna do this.
00:15:07 You'll have something
00:15:10 You are coming!
00:15:14 Fine.
00:15:20 What do you do?
00:15:22 Well, I get to read
00:15:26 But mostly, I calculate
00:15:32 ...calculation costs...
00:15:35 ...from first-edition hardcover to,
00:15:38 And after softcover,
00:15:41 Boy, that sounds real exciting.
00:15:43 Why does it sound exciting?
00:15:46 Why not?
00:15:49 Your calculations determine whether
00:15:53 You know, maybe it's a book
00:15:57 ...or, you know, act.
00:15:58 Yeah, but what we publish is
00:16:02 Don't say that.
00:16:04 There's nothing trashy about romance.
00:16:08 In romance is passion.
00:16:12 There's imagination. There's beauty.
00:16:17 Besides, you find...
00:16:19 ...some wonderful things
00:16:34 Oh, dumplings.
00:16:35 I could eat all of these.
00:16:39 Would you like a dumpling?
00:16:42 - Some tea?
00:16:50 There you go.
00:17:05 Oh, boy.
00:17:17 Sorry.
00:17:27 It's hot.
00:17:41 Help her with that.
00:18:00 Excuse me.
00:18:02 Excuse me.
00:18:03 It's contagious.
00:18:04 What do you think?
00:18:07 It's good stuff, huh?
00:18:09 I think that they were made
00:18:13 Scary, but true.
00:18:17 You got it?
00:18:18 You got it?
00:18:19 I got it. You got it.
00:19:56 Did you see her with the noodles?
00:19:59 She had a noodle hanging
00:20:03 I couldn't believe it!
00:20:09 Then they started in
00:20:11 Playing hockey with it
00:20:13 It was broccoli!
00:20:16 No, it was a dumpling.
00:20:17 They were batting it around
00:20:21 - Stop. I'm gonna lose it.
00:20:28 Yo, Lydia!
00:20:29 Watch out!
00:20:34 Tell me more about yourself.
00:20:38 There's nothing more to tell.
00:20:40 Oh, don't say that.
00:20:41 - No, that's it.
00:20:44 - I think she went for him.
00:20:46 I can't believe I did it.
00:20:51 What?
00:20:52 It's Latin.
00:20:54 It means " love conquers all."
00:20:56 I don't mean us.
00:20:58 I mean everybody else.
00:21:02 - Do you think it'll work out?
00:21:05 Two people could be across from
00:21:09 Two others could be
00:21:12 ...and nothing could keep them apart.
00:21:15 Who knows?
00:21:16 The thing is, if a thing is
00:21:24 What?
00:21:25 Nothing. Go on.
00:21:27 Wait a minute.
00:21:29 You must be very proud of yourself.
00:21:33 You did a great thing
00:21:38 I was very proud to be
00:21:43 You were great.
00:21:46 Thank you.
00:21:59 You're welcome.
00:22:08 Steamed dumplings!
00:22:11 Moo Shu pork!
00:22:15 You don't have to say that.
00:22:17 I never say anything I have to.
00:22:19 No, I mean you don't have to say
00:22:23 It's old-fashioned,
00:22:26 - What are we about to do?
00:22:31 I think you're
00:22:39 And you'll probably want to come
00:22:42 I don't drink coffee.
00:22:44 Then we'll probably have a drink.
00:22:46 And talk and get to know each other...
00:22:49 ...a little better, get comfortable.
00:22:51 And then you'll...
00:22:59 You'll sleep over.
00:23:01 And in the morning, you'll awake...
00:23:04 ...and you'll be distant.
00:23:07 And you won't be able to stay
00:23:11 Maybe just a cup of coffee.
00:23:13 I don't drink coffee.
00:23:14 And then...
00:23:16 ...we'll exchange phone numbers.
00:23:19 And you'll leave...
00:23:22 ...and never call.
00:23:26 And I'll go to work
00:23:29 ...for the first hour, and then...
00:23:32 ...ever so slowly,
00:23:41 I don't know why I'm putting myself
00:23:50 It was really nice to meet you.
00:23:55 Good night.
00:23:57 Good night.
00:24:00 Excuse me! Wait, just...
00:24:04 Sorry. Wait one minute.
00:24:05 Excuse me. Please wait.
00:24:07 - I'm not feeling very well.
00:24:10 We just met, made love and broke up,
00:24:14 I don't remember the first kiss,
00:24:17 It was very special to meet you.
00:24:19 It was for me too, but I think
00:24:23 Shut up.
00:24:25 Please?
00:24:30 I'm not coming up to your apartment.
00:24:35 - You don't want to.
00:24:38 I have a hard-on for you
00:24:43 But I don't want just one night.
00:24:47 I have a confession
00:24:50 You're married?
00:24:51 You're divorced?
00:24:53 - You have a disease?
00:24:59 I'm in love with you.
00:25:06 And not just from tonight.
00:25:09 I've known you for a long time.
00:25:13 I know that you come out from work
00:25:17 You get pushed back in, and then
00:25:20 I walk with you to lunch.
00:25:22 ...if you stop and get
00:25:26 I know on Wednesdays,
00:25:29 And I know that you get a jawbreaker
00:25:35 And I know you hate your job
00:25:40 Sometimes you feel uncoordinated...
00:25:42 ...and you don't feel as wonderful
00:25:46 Feeling as alone and separate
00:25:50 I love you.
00:25:56 I love you.
00:25:58 I think you're the greatest thing
00:26:02 I'd be knocked out if I could just
00:26:05 And I won't be distant.
00:26:08 I'll come back in the morning.
00:26:13 But I still don't drink coffee.
00:26:32 You're real...
00:26:36 ...aren't you?
00:26:49 Bye.
00:26:51 It's the wrong door.
00:26:57 You can call me.
00:27:04 She didn't give me the number.
00:27:56 Please, let me have this.
00:28:05 Let me have it!
00:29:58 Where are you?!
00:30:00 Where are you?!
00:30:14 We're tired of looking at you people!
00:30:32 Thank you.
00:30:40 Yeah, well, I'm feeling good.
00:30:42 I don't know how else to put it, Lou.
00:30:46 Yeah, well, I had
00:30:49 And I have, and now I want to
00:30:52 Do you think that's possible?
00:30:56 Yeah, I understand.
00:31:00 I am, yeah.
00:31:03 I won't.
00:31:06 I will.
00:31:11 Great. When?
00:31:14 Tuesday's fine.
00:31:16 Tuesday's great, Lou.
00:31:19 Thanks a lot. Okay, bye.
00:31:22 - Who's Lou?
00:31:24 - You're kidding.
00:31:26 What did he say?
00:31:28 He says that if I want to get back
00:31:32 That I just come in...
00:31:35 ...we talk and that's it.
00:31:37 Oh, baby!
00:31:39 That's terrific!
00:31:40 I gotta organize these tapes.
00:31:43 It's in the bathroom.
00:31:45 The bathroom...
00:31:47 You made coffee?
00:31:49 You are going back to work
00:31:53 I'm loving this.
00:31:58 Oh, you know what would be neat?
00:32:01 Now that there's gonna be
00:32:04 ...l'd love to look for
00:32:06 I mean,
00:32:09 ...but I'd like to start
00:32:12 Maybe a two-bedroom...
00:32:13 ...or maybe even
00:32:17 Say, in Brooklyn...
00:32:19 ...Heights?
00:32:23 What?
00:32:24 You don't want to commute.
00:32:27 Come here.
00:32:29 You are an incredible woman.
00:32:32 I'm an incredible woman?
00:32:36 No, no, I want to talk about this.
00:32:40 So much has happened...
00:32:42 ...that I think it would be
00:32:46 ...if we...
00:32:49 ...slowed down a little.
00:32:51 Slowed down? Have we been
00:32:54 Now, look, this has been...
00:32:56 ...a real, real difficult time
00:33:01 I feel like I'm above water
00:33:04 I feel like I know a lot more now, and
00:33:09 I think I need time...
00:33:11 ...to make the right choices...
00:33:13 Wait, wait. I'm lost here.
00:33:15 I think that maybe I should...
00:33:17 ...be alone for a while.
00:33:21 Now that I know more,
00:33:27 ...that I should focus on my career
00:33:32 All right, first of all,
00:33:35 You don't know shit.
00:33:39 Secondly...
00:33:41 ...as far as we go, what have we been
00:33:45 Have I ever pressured you once, ever?
00:33:50 So what time do you need, baby?
00:33:53 I love you, you love me.
00:33:55 You want to get your career going?
00:33:57 I think that's the greatest thing
00:34:00 I want to be there when it happens.
00:34:03 So what do you need time
00:34:09 All right, let me just ask you
00:34:14 Do you love me?
00:34:18 I don't know.
00:34:23 You can't even give me that, can you?
00:34:27 Jesus, Jack! What were you
00:34:30 Pack up and drop me a note
00:34:34 I have no idea what I was
00:34:36 I just said I need time.
00:34:38 Bullshit! If you're gonna hurt me,
00:34:41 Not some drawn-out hurt
00:34:44 ...because you don't have the balls!
00:34:48 Okay. I'll pack my stuff tonight.
00:34:52 What have you been doing here?
00:34:54 What have you been doing here?
00:34:57 - We both got something out of it.
00:35:00 What did I get?!
00:35:01 What did I get I couldn't have gotten
00:35:05 ...any night of the week?!
00:35:06 Do you think your company
00:35:09 Your moods, your pain, your problems.
00:35:13 Then why do you want to stay with me?
00:35:18 Because I love you.
00:35:23 You stupid fucking...
00:35:45 Stop it, stop it. Don't.
00:35:47 No, you don't get to be nice!
00:35:51 I ain't gonna play a stupid game
00:35:54 ...so you get to walk out
00:35:57 I'm not a modern woman.
00:36:00 If this is over...
00:36:02 ...let's just call it over.
00:36:33 My wallet? What do you mean?
00:36:57 He can't hear you.
00:37:00 I'm Dr. Mandeville.
00:37:05 I went over his record.
00:37:08 Catatonic stupor,
00:37:12 Yeah. So he's been beat up.
00:37:14 He's got a concussion, right?
00:37:17 Right? He's gonna snap out of it.
00:37:19 I'm afraid not.
00:37:21 The beating's bad,
00:37:24 He seems to be re-experiencing
00:37:26 So he could snap out of it
00:37:29 ...or 13 months, 13 years.
00:37:34 There's no way to be sure.
00:37:39 One could re-experience
00:37:42 ...long after the event took place.
00:37:45 I was reading how he lost his wife.
00:37:48 Are you relatives?
00:37:51 Well, it doesn't matter.
00:37:54 He'll have to be sent back
00:37:59 What if I was a relative?
00:38:01 You'd have the option to care
00:38:04 My advice is, I wouldn't recommend it.
00:38:08 He needs hospital care.
00:38:10 I thought you could sign
00:38:15 I'm sorry.
00:38:22 Poor Lydia.
00:38:24 She finally finds her prince
00:38:28 Some women just have no luck, huh?
00:38:52 I'll call you, okay?
00:38:58 The answer: Two dwarfs and a melon.
00:39:01 Have a perfect weekend.
00:39:04 ...we have as our special guest,
00:39:07 ...star of the recently defunct
00:39:10 From one of the botched to all of you
00:39:15 ...and right back at ya.
00:39:24 Yeah, Lou. Look, I said I want
00:39:30 Tell them I'm talking to the
00:39:33 What?
00:39:36 Beth's father set it up.
00:39:38 No, he owns it.
00:39:59 I'm not bothering...
00:40:00 Come on, you gotta move it.
00:40:02 Come on, let's go. Come on.
00:40:05 No, it's Jack. It's me!
00:40:07 Stop it, I know that guy!
00:40:09 Jack, do you remember me?
00:40:11 Venice! You know me!
00:40:14 Can I talk to you, please?
00:40:17 I need to talk...
00:40:18 We spent time together.
00:40:22 Do you know this guy?
00:40:25 Why won't you talk to me?
00:40:26 Leave me alone!
00:40:32 It's a weekly comedy
00:40:35 But it's not depressing.
00:40:37 We want to find a funny, upbeat way...
00:40:39 ...of bringing the issue
00:40:42 So we've got three wacky
00:40:47 But they're wise.
00:40:50 The hook is they love being homeless.
00:40:52 They love the freedom, the adventure.
00:40:54 It's about the joy of living, not the
00:40:58 And the best part is,
00:41:04 I'm getting a rush!
00:41:09 Is this another disappearing act
00:41:12 It's not a problem.
00:41:15 I'll check.
00:41:30 Shit!
00:41:39 There.
00:41:41 What?
00:41:43 It's a Grail.
00:41:45 The Holy Grail.
00:41:48 The Holy...
00:41:51 Some billionaire has got the Holy Grail
00:41:55 I know. Who'd think you'd
00:42:03 They said...
00:42:04 ... you're The One.
00:42:46 Henry Sagan?
00:43:01 Pardon me. Not long ago,
00:43:05 They were lime-coloured, much like
00:43:09 Oh, yes. I'm sorry.
00:43:12 The doctor had a little accident
00:43:15 Just make sure that he does get them
00:43:42 It's Jack.
00:43:46 How you doing?
00:43:49 You do.
00:44:00 You gonna wake up for me?
00:44:18 This isn't over, is it?
00:44:22 You think you'll make me do this,
00:44:25 Well, forget it. No fucking way!
00:44:28 I don't feel responsible for you
00:44:31 Everybody's got bad things
00:44:34 I don't decide...
00:44:38 People survive.
00:44:44 Say something!
00:44:56 Everything's been going great.
00:44:59 Great.
00:45:01 I'm gonna have my own cable talk show.
00:45:05 With an incredible equity,
00:45:08 I've got an incredible...
00:45:13 I'm living an incredible fucking life.
00:45:17 So don't lay there
00:45:20 ...and think I'll risk all that
00:45:23 I'm not responsible!
00:45:28 I don't feel guilty.
00:45:31 ...every fucking day...
00:45:33 ...trying to figure out
00:45:36 No matter what I have,
00:45:41 I don't feel sorry for you.
00:45:50 So I won't do it.
00:45:52 I don't believe in this shit.
00:45:56 Don't give me that stuff about
00:45:59 There's nothing...
00:46:01 ...nothing special about me.
00:46:05 I control my own destiny...
00:46:08 ...not some floating,
00:46:11 I decide what I'm gonna do,
00:46:15 ...to get some fucking cup
00:46:18 Motherfucker!
00:46:20 What am I supposed to do?!
00:46:25 What am I supposed to do?
00:46:33 Cup...!
00:46:41 All right, for sake of argument,
00:46:45 If I do this...
00:46:48 ...I want you to know it wouldn't be
00:46:52 ...or because I felt cursed
00:46:55 If I do this...
00:47:00 Shit!
00:47:06 If I do this...
00:47:09 ...and I mean if...
00:47:13 ...it's because I want to do this
00:47:17 That's all.
00:47:19 For you.
00:47:29 Don't go anywhere.
00:47:49 Shit!
00:48:28 Great.
00:48:32 I'm hearing horses now.
00:48:37 Radio personality turns screwball
00:48:42 I just hope when they put me away...
00:48:44 ...they find me a place
00:49:31 Fuck!
00:49:47 Thank God nobody looks up
00:50:19 Shit!
00:51:57 " Lannie Carmichael.
00:52:00 Christmas 1932."
00:52:22 Shit!
00:52:25 Hey, come on. Wake up!
00:52:35 Christ!
00:53:32 All right, I did my side
00:53:38 Here's your cup.
00:53:44 You gonna wake up now?
00:53:54 You want to think about it
00:54:02 Take your time.
00:55:19 I had this dream, Jack.
00:55:21 I was married.
00:55:25 I was married to this beautiful woman.
00:55:30 And you were there too.
00:55:35 I really miss her, Jack.
00:55:39 Is that okay?
00:55:42 Can I miss her now?
00:55:48 Thank you.
00:56:18 Tempo. Allegro.
00:56:20 Here we go.
00:56:51 Hi, sweetheart. Where you been?
00:56:57 What's this face all about?
00:57:01 Are you my girl?
00:57:05 Are you my girl?
00:57:08 Yes.
00:57:17 Baby!
00:57:19 Tempo.
00:57:53 Well!
00:57:59 What do you expect me to do?
00:58:01 Applaud?
00:58:11 What? What?
00:58:13 What'd you come here for?
00:58:15 Did you come to get the rest
00:58:19 ...accidentally.
00:58:26 Whatever the hell it is you're doing,
00:58:30 You don't just show up here...
00:58:31 ...and stand there like a statue
00:58:35 What did you come here for?
00:58:44 I love you.
00:58:50 What?
00:59:02 I didn't get that.
00:59:04 Would you run it by me again?
00:59:15 I think...
00:59:18 I realize...
00:59:24 I love you.
00:59:28 You love me, huh?
00:59:44 You son of a bitch!
01:00:03 God, what a beautiful night, huh?
01:00:08 Hey, look.
01:00:09 What?
01:00:11 They're moving.
01:00:14 Am I doing that?
01:00:16 Are you crazy? It's the wind.
01:00:54 Good night, Manhattan!
01:00:55 - Say good night, Jack.