Flashbacks Of A Fool

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00:04:19 He's got no stamina.
00:04:22 - I love your nose.
00:04:26 I wanted to get my nose done
00:04:29 but it wasn't as simple as thought.
00:04:32 The doctors found out I didn't have
00:04:37 so then we had to do that.
00:04:39 My nose was too long,
00:04:43 And then it was too wide,
00:04:49 And it was just a lot more complicated
00:04:53 My nose was just an insane amount
00:04:56 I mean, I was shocked.
00:04:58 I thought that a nose job
00:05:02 but I was wrong.
00:05:04 Mine was, like,
00:05:08 I mean, my girlfriend's
00:05:12 was, like, four or five grand.
00:05:15 I mean, it's not like
00:05:22 They actually look kinda real,
00:05:30 So your own wife, who's hot,
00:05:33 won't even go down on you?
00:05:35 You can call my girlfriend
00:05:37 and I've been with her
00:05:40 and she will tell you she goes down
00:06:47 You're a disgrace to white folks.
00:07:48 Christ!
00:07:57 Where's my wallet?
00:08:06 Where's my wallet?
00:08:07 - On the dresser.
00:08:11 Sure.
00:08:14 How can you spend a thousand bucks
00:08:18 I don't get it. You're Joseph Scott,
00:08:21 and you waste your money
00:08:23 Cos I can pretend to be someone else.
00:08:27 Not you, Sister Jean, someone else.
00:08:31 I'm at home. Now?
00:08:36 Great, thank you.
00:08:40 Don't you have any philosophies
00:08:44 You're the most self-indulgent fool
00:08:47 - I thought you'd given up.
00:08:50 And then I started again. Feel this.
00:08:54 - What?
00:08:57 Feel that lump? You feel it?
00:09:02 It's cancer.
00:09:05 Breast cancer.
00:09:09 Do they give men mastectomies?
00:09:14 - Have you seen a doctor?
00:09:18 It's cancer.
00:09:22 - So where is it?
00:09:24 - My wallet!
00:09:27 - No, it isn't.
00:09:29 What the fuck is that?
00:09:31 - That would be a dog.
00:09:36 Apple!
00:09:44 - Hello?
00:09:46 - Hi, Joe.
00:09:49 - You said I could.
00:09:51 Yes, you did. I'll pick him up at the
00:09:55 I'm not taking that dog to lunch
00:09:58 Don't bring him into the restaurant.
00:10:01 I'll be there at two.
00:10:04 You better.
00:10:27 Is it cocktail hour yet?
00:10:35 Well, it is somewhere!
00:10:45 I'm handing in my notice.
00:10:48 Why?
00:10:50 It's so much fun here.
00:10:54 How much?
00:10:56 - It's not about the money.
00:10:59 When I show up here,
00:11:02 Whether you've eaten mushrooms
00:11:06 You know what they call you?
00:11:09 Captain Wacky.
00:11:11 You know, I really don't like
00:11:17 Another 500.
00:11:20 I'm not happy.
00:11:22 Your happiness doesn't interest me.
00:11:27 600.
00:11:33 700.
00:11:37 - OK.
00:12:29 Yes?
00:12:32 - Yes?
00:12:49 Hi! You look terrific.
00:12:51 So do you. Welcome. Come in.
00:12:56 My apartment block was shaking
00:12:59 No.
00:13:01 I thought it was gonna fall in
00:13:06 Five, right?
00:13:09 You have the fires and you have
00:13:15 And then you have
00:13:18 Fires, floods, earthquakes, riots.
00:13:23 I drove by a body on my way here
00:13:26 We don't need to go to the movies.
00:13:29 We do!
00:13:30 I live here, but I can't find
00:13:33 If I close my eyes and picture it,
00:13:42 You got yourself a dog!
00:13:45 It's good to have animals.
00:13:50 I have two dogs, two cats
00:13:52 I had two boa constrictors
00:13:56 They were always
00:13:58 When they got to about six foot,
00:14:02 - I turned it on and it got flattened!
00:14:05 I've had so many animals,
00:14:08 Snakes, eh?
00:14:12 Well, I'd better be going.
00:14:17 You're not into smack?
00:14:20 No.
00:14:21 Smack junkies
00:14:24 They can look at their shoes for eight
00:14:28 I envy that.
00:14:30 Well, it's nice to see you, Joe.
00:14:32 Nice to see you, Sister Jean.
00:14:40 - Thanks for coming.
00:14:44 Bye-bye now.
00:14:49 Will you help me with this dog?
00:14:52 What do you mean "help"?
00:14:54 If people see me with it,
00:14:57 - See? That was easy.
00:15:00 I'm meeting an important director.
00:15:04 - Oh, Christ!
00:15:06 - Christ!
00:15:08 I'm sorry! Fucking dog! I'm so sorry.
00:15:11 I was talking to the lady!
00:15:13 If you need a witness
00:15:16 What are you talking about? It wasn't
00:15:20 That was no accident. It was
00:15:23 I'm calling the police right now!
00:15:25 It was an accident!
00:15:28 I saw you and I know you.
00:15:32 Put your cellphone away.
00:15:35 You ladies are old enough
00:15:38 If you don't get outta here,
00:15:41 We were trying to help! He shouldn't get
00:15:45 You saw what you wanted to see!
00:15:51 God!
00:15:59 Put that on your nose.
00:16:02 Come and sit down.
00:16:08 Step in.
00:16:11 There you go. Steady.
00:16:23 I... I'll make you some tea, shall I?
00:16:25 You don't know how to make tea.
00:16:30 - You're gonna leave me, aren't you?
00:16:34 You're gonna leave me.
00:16:36 Are you gonna stand there
00:16:38 or are you gonna get the phone?
00:16:40 Is that a roundabout way of saying
00:16:44 - Hello?
00:16:46 - Hi, Mum.
00:16:48 - Where's Ophelia?
00:16:50 - I'm in the middle of something.
00:16:54 - What, are you OK?
00:16:56 - Is Peggy OK?
00:16:59 I hate to tell you this
00:17:01 Just tell me!
00:17:06 Mum?
00:17:08 - Mum, are you there?
00:17:11 - For God's sake, tell me!
00:17:14 Just tell me, Mum, please.
00:17:17 Boots has died.
00:17:20 What?
00:17:24 Boots has died.
00:17:26 When... Boots has died?
00:17:30 - When?
00:17:33 I'm so sorry, Joe.
00:17:37 How?
00:17:40 They're not sure yet.
00:17:47 Joe?
00:17:49 Yeah. Yeah, Mum, I'm here.
00:17:54 They're holding the funeral
00:17:57 Ruth would love you to come,
00:18:04 Joe, it's been such a shock to her.
00:18:06 He wasn't even ill. There was no
00:18:13 I feel terrible telling you this
00:18:19 I know you haven't seen him for years,
00:18:22 but I know how much you meant
00:18:25 He was so proud of you
00:18:47 - Can you get me a Bloody Mary?
00:18:49 I'm so sorry I'm late.
00:18:52 Joe Scott, Hollywood's hottest
00:18:55 How are you doing? The script
00:18:58 Mannie says you've directed
00:19:01 Did you look at 'em?
00:19:04 - You didn't send them to me.
00:19:06 No.
00:19:10 Excuse me. Hello?
00:19:12 Yeah. What do you mean? I've been
00:19:17 Yes, I have! Now is not a good time.
00:19:21 Don't call me when
00:19:25 I am serious! I'll talk to you later.
00:19:27 - Can I get another one?
00:19:31 That's the place to call, not when
00:19:36 Sure. Bye.
00:19:39 Sorry about that. There'll be a tape
00:19:44 OK, let's order some food!
00:19:51 OK. This stuff looks good, huh?
00:19:54 I had a big breakfast.
00:19:57 Yeah, so am I.
00:19:59 Hello?
00:20:02 Dave! How are you, my man?
00:20:07 No, that's great.
00:20:20 Sure, we'll talk later. OK, bye.
00:20:25 Let's order! Excuse me?
00:20:29 - I'm gonna have a green salad.
00:20:34 - Ritchie, want anything?
00:20:37 - Burger.
00:20:40 - Rare?
00:20:43 - Anything else I can get you?
00:20:46 No. No, thank you.
00:20:50 Thank you.
00:20:53 Sorry.
00:20:56 I have to go to the bathroom.
00:20:59 Sure.
00:21:06 OK.
00:21:08 Business. Things have developed a lot
00:21:13 And since Ritchie started casting
00:21:18 Since Ritchie started casting seriously,
00:21:20 he realises your character
00:21:23 You know how things are.
00:21:27 - dynamics change...
00:21:29 Yeah. You know, dynamics.
00:21:35 He wants to go younger.
00:21:39 Hello?
00:21:41 George!
00:21:45 How are ya?
00:21:48 That's great!
00:21:51 You take the $35 million,
00:21:54 You keep $34 million for yourself
00:21:58 Only don't spend it on this one. This...
00:22:02 - Are you trying to humiliate me?
00:22:06 Why didn't you say on the phone?
00:22:08 I... Goddamn it, when did you become
00:22:13 I thought Ritchie might give you
00:22:15 - Have you read the script?
00:22:18 - Have you read the script?
00:22:20 If you'd read the fuckin' script,
00:22:22 you'd know there are only
00:22:26 So which other fucking part
00:22:30 No other fuckin' part!
00:22:33 I don't think there's any part
00:22:37 No one's interested any more, Joe!
00:22:40 And you know why not?
00:22:44 You have squandered every fuckin'
00:22:48 Take a look in the mirror next time
00:22:51 because you are a mess!
00:22:53 I am tired of pretending otherwise,
00:22:57 It is over. You are over.
00:23:00 People are tired
00:23:03 They don't wanna be around it
00:23:06 So you know what I suggest? I suggest
00:23:38 Cool dog!
00:23:40 - What?
00:23:42 - Brussels what?
00:23:44 - The Jack Nicholson dog.
00:23:55 - Hello?
00:23:57 Hi, Joe!
00:23:59 Can you explain to me
00:24:03 - I need a big favour.
00:24:05 - Would look after him for a few days?
00:24:09 I have to go away.
00:24:10 - You are not dumping your dog on me.
00:24:14 - Just a few days.
00:24:18 Jesus!
00:24:21 Joe?
00:24:23 - No...
00:24:25 - Don't hang up!
00:24:27 Don't hang up on me. Please!
00:24:29 - Can't hear you.
00:24:32 Fuck! Fuck!
00:24:38 You like the dog?
00:29:05 Hey, Joe?
00:29:08 You know David Bowie
00:29:11 Yeah, I know.
00:29:14 You stink! You need a bath.
00:29:16 I had a bath.
00:29:18 When?
00:29:20 I...
00:29:21 Exactly. You never take a bath.
00:29:27 Well, how often do you have a bath then?
00:29:30 - Every day.
00:29:32 - Yes, every day.
00:29:36 No, I just like to be clean.
00:29:40 Every day's not clean.
00:29:46 - D'you remember that ginger girl?
00:30:06 Come on.
00:30:14 Hang on, I can't even see!
00:30:17 Joe!
00:30:19 Joe!
00:30:21 Wait here.
00:30:22 Alright?
00:30:24 Go round the side.
00:31:25 - Wotcher.
00:31:27 Hello. You're late.
00:31:32 - Who are you?
00:31:35 What kind of name is that?
00:31:40 I know you. You're the one who had
00:31:44 - Is that a glass of selfish, Joe?
00:31:48 - Boots, would you like a drink?
00:31:50 - Milk?
00:31:53 Joe, pour Boots a glass of milk
00:31:57 What film was it
00:32:00 Ring of Bright Water?
00:32:02 - The one about the otter.
00:32:10 - Don't do that, Joe!
00:32:12 Put the empty bottle back in the fridge.
00:32:14 - Do you still have 'em?
00:32:17 - Fits.
00:32:20 Well, you will. Once an epileptic,
00:32:25 Come on.
00:32:28 Kids grow up too quick these days.
00:32:31 Good God, is that child trying
00:32:34 - What does "cunt" mean?
00:32:37 - You say it!
00:32:38 Say it again and you'll get a hiding!
00:32:40 - What the hell does it mean?
00:32:43 If I tell you, do you promise me
00:32:47 It's a very bad word for your vagina.
00:32:50 - What's my vagina?
00:32:53 Go outside,
00:32:57 - You off already, Boots?
00:32:59 - How's your mum?
00:33:02 - Give her my love, won't you?
00:33:06 - Well, bye, then.
00:33:09 I don't trust that boy.
00:33:14 like some old dog
00:33:22 Boots!
00:33:26 Is that woman still 'ere?
00:33:28 - Who?
00:33:36 Bye.
00:33:37 Oh, God...
00:33:40 So they had to give me
00:33:43 Well, I was blocked up
00:33:47 And d'you know what they found?
00:33:49 A plastic toy animal. Probably been
00:33:54 - Oh, dear.
00:33:57 But, you know, I can't taste a thing,
00:34:09 I always wonder what old people
00:34:15 It just makes me sad.
00:34:18 Cos it's all gone,
00:34:23 I suppose if you
00:34:27 ...you might be able to imagine
00:34:31 But it's really hard.
00:34:33 Cos all I can see
00:34:39 And their life's over.
00:34:50 When you watch
00:34:57 ...especially if they're very old...
00:35:03 ...you think,
00:35:08 Then they wake up very suddenly.
00:35:13 One second,
00:35:18 Next second, they're turning on
00:35:22 "Have I missed the news?
00:35:36 When does a person stop keeping up?
00:35:54 Why don't you make a move, Joe?
00:36:00 What do you mean?
00:36:03 Don't you fancy me?
00:36:16 You can touch if you like.
00:36:19 My mum's next door.
00:36:24 She'll be busy.
00:36:30 She won't be in.
00:36:51 Are you gonna help me
00:36:55 Or do I have to chop 'em all meself?
00:36:57 Yeah, I'm coming.
00:37:09 I better go back.
00:37:17 See you later, Joe.
00:37:25 I hate holidays as I much as I hate
00:37:30 I'm gonna have to go, Grace.
00:37:37 - Bye.
00:37:41 I think this is ready for pouring.
00:37:44 Evelyn should keep that child
00:37:53 Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
00:38:28 Stop!
00:38:29 That was a good day's work.
00:38:32 I enjoy the satisfaction
00:38:36 Goodbye, Peggy Tickell!
00:38:39 Goodbye, Peggy Tickell!
00:38:43 Off already, Mrs Rogers?
00:38:46 Yes. I don't like to overstay
00:38:51 I know when I'm wanted. Make it
00:38:56 I've spent all day
00:39:01 Joe?
00:39:04 Joe!
00:39:06 What?
00:39:08 I want you to do something for me.
00:39:11 Can you take these over to Evelyn,
00:39:15 OK.
00:39:16 Say thank you to her for me.
00:39:33 Hi, Joe.
00:39:35 I was about to get in the bath.
00:39:38 - Mum asked me to bring these round.
00:39:44 Go through.
00:39:56 I was being a terrible tease earlier on.
00:40:02 No.
00:40:05 Did you like kissing me?
00:40:08 Yeah. Yeah, I did.
00:40:14 Would you like to do it again?
00:40:21 You look like you would.
00:40:24 Yeah.
00:40:27 Would you, Joe?
00:40:31 Your mum'd kill me if she found out.
00:40:34 She wouldn't find out.
00:40:39 I suppose she wouldn't.
00:40:51 You are very, very naughty.
00:41:19 Hey, you two, what's going on?
00:41:21 Quick, it's Jack!
00:41:26 Quickly! Come on! Come on, out.
00:41:29 Out, come on! Get out!
00:41:35 Come here, my beautiful girl!
00:41:38 - What's happened?
00:41:42 Jesse, you can't go around
00:41:45 - She hit me first!
00:41:47 Alright, that's enough.
00:41:49 Joe, how are you?
00:41:52 - OK, let me take her.
00:41:54 She's fine now.
00:41:56 Mum asked me to bring some piccalilli.
00:41:58 Piccalilli! Lovely.
00:42:00 - You gonna stop for a cuppa?
00:42:04 Say thanks to your mum
00:42:07 Shall we go and find you
00:42:15 How long did God take
00:42:18 Six days, and he rested on the seventh.
00:42:23 He should've taken longer.
00:42:26 I could've done better.
00:42:30 Come on, I'll race you.
00:42:37 85, 86, 87, 88, 89,
00:42:43 90, 91, 92, 93,
00:42:48 94, 95, 96,
00:42:52 97, 98, 99, 100,
00:42:56 101, 102, 103, 104,
00:43:00 105, 106...
00:43:03 You bastard!
00:43:06 106 seconds.
00:43:11 I hope you die next time.
00:43:13 How come you can do 106 seconds
00:43:16 God-given talent I didn't ask for.
00:43:22 It's Ruth Davies.
00:43:27 Oi, Ruth!
00:43:28 I really wanna fuck you!
00:43:30 Well, if you do, Kevin Hubble,
00:43:35 She wants me.
00:43:39 - This is boring!
00:43:43 Fuck!
00:43:49 Wotcher, Ruth.
00:43:52 Hi, Joe.
00:43:55 Shit!
00:43:59 You look tired.
00:44:00 - Do I?
00:44:04 Well, I keep dreaming
00:44:06 and I wake up exhausted.
00:44:10 Fuck!
00:44:13 See what you made me do?
00:44:16 I'm gonna go.
00:44:20 See ya.
00:44:25 Do you wanna come?
00:44:28 - What, me?
00:44:32 OK.
00:44:35 Joe! I thought
00:44:39 Slight change of plan.
00:44:44 Jammy bastard!
00:44:54 Oh, the Jean Genie lives on his back
00:44:58 The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks
00:45:02 He's outrageous,
00:45:06 The Jean Genie, let yourself go
00:45:12 Who do you like more, Bowie or Roxy?
00:45:14 I can't choose,
00:45:17 - You have to.
00:45:20 If you asked me Bowie
00:45:23 or Roxy and Black Sabbath,
00:45:25 But not Bowie and Roxy.
00:45:41 Thanks, but I don't smoke.
00:45:45 Right.
00:45:49 Here, try this on.
00:45:57 So do you know
00:46:00 No.
00:46:03 It's about Jean Genet.
00:46:09 See, Jean Genie,
00:46:12 "He says he's a beautician and sells
00:46:16 "The Jean Genie lives on his back."
00:46:18 "The Jean Genie loves
00:46:22 - What?
00:46:24 - What goes up chimneys?
00:46:27 - And what makes smoke?
00:46:30 Yeah. And coke.
00:46:34 "He's walking on snow white."
00:46:37 How do you know
00:46:39 I read it in NME.
00:46:43 Boots chucked his girlfriend because
00:46:48 - He likes Bowie?
00:46:52 Boots is a nose-picker.
00:46:54 The kind who wipes his hand under
00:46:58 - Or even if there is.
00:47:03 I'm a good judge of character.
00:47:05 I'm not saying I mind.
00:47:12 Come on,
00:47:27 Red or white?
00:47:28 - White.
00:47:33 Relax. There's no one here.
00:47:38 - Can I have a look around?
00:48:15 - What are you doing?
00:48:18 - How do you keep it so clean?
00:48:23 - Sorry.
00:48:28 You can lay on it all you want.
00:48:44 This feels good.
00:48:50 I read that book by whatshisname.
00:48:54 - William Burroughs
00:48:58 Did you like it?
00:49:00 No, not really.
00:49:03 So it's back to The Hobbit, then.
00:49:17 How fantastic is this song?
00:49:22 How could you choose between
00:49:26 They're gods.
00:49:31 Come on.
00:49:32 You do the backing vocals
00:49:35 - What?
00:49:39 OK.
00:49:43 This is what you do.
00:49:50 Think Roxy girl.
00:49:56 I'm gonna be Bryan.
00:51:34 When will I see you again?
00:51:36 When will we share
00:51:42 - How about tomorrow?
00:51:46 - We could go to the pictures.
00:51:49 - I'll meet you at the arcade at seven.
00:51:55 Can I kiss you?
00:51:58 OK.
00:52:11 Tomorrow, then.
00:52:14 Seven o'clock.
00:52:39 We're not gonna catch anything
00:52:47 You never see kestrel any more.
00:52:50 You used to be able to look up,
00:52:54 Now you'll be lucky.
00:52:59 Hey, Joe, remember when we used
00:53:04 He snared hundreds of pikes, Joe's dad.
00:53:06 Didn't even use a rod. He used,
00:53:10 He'd see a pike
00:53:12 and he'd take this old lace
00:53:16 He'd hang the loop from a pole
00:53:18 and gradually, gradually just
00:53:21 He'd go into the slipknot
00:53:24 - Can you give me a hand?
00:53:28 "Well, if you do, Kevin Hubble,
00:53:32 "Don't hurt me, Joe. Please don't
00:53:36 - "I'm a virgin."
00:53:39 Wanker!
00:53:41 - You know Erich Conrad's a poof?
00:53:44 He is. He told his brother
00:53:47 He realised he was a poof when
00:53:51 and he got an erection.
00:53:52 Erich Conrad's a poof.
00:53:54 I knew that. He got a hard-on
00:53:58 You know Billie Jean King?
00:54:01 Joe's Aunt Peggy's a lezzer.
00:54:03 No, she's not!
00:54:04 Why does she look like a bloke, then?
00:54:07 You're a fucking retard, Hubble!
00:54:08 He's trying to fuck me!
00:54:11 - He's trying to fuck me!
00:54:14 My granddad just visited
00:54:18 Said it was the most horrible place.
00:54:20 Everyone on the tour was crying.
00:54:24 He said Germans eat twice as much
00:54:27 And the men, they walk around with
00:54:31 Old people loved the war. They
00:54:35 My grandma doesn't like foreigners.
00:54:38 She thinks of Indians and Africans
00:54:40 She saw a man in a turban
00:54:44 they should be forced
00:54:46 Well, she's right, ain't she?
00:54:50 - Coming over here, taking our jobs.
00:54:55 It's boring here.
00:54:59 No. I think I'm gonna catch some sun
00:55:03 - Alright. See you later, mate.
00:55:47 - What are you girls up to?
00:55:50 Don't you say hello to me,
00:55:54 You say,
00:55:57 It's heartbreaking the way
00:56:01 - Good afternoon, Mrs Rogers.
00:56:05 They should be at school!
00:56:07 - It's summer holidays, Mrs Rogers.
00:56:10 There are too many holidays! Holidays.
00:56:14 When I was a girl,
00:56:17 We had Christmas holidays.
00:56:21 - I hate her.
00:56:24 - She's a miserable old lady.
00:56:28 - She did!
00:56:30 She poisoned them.
00:56:31 Yeah. And then she chopped them up
00:56:35 You'd better behave, then,
00:57:04 I wish that boy wouldn't sing.
00:57:08 Jane, eat it up.
00:57:10 - I don't bloody like it!
00:57:14 Don't pay any attention. She's been
00:57:18 - She's just testing.
00:57:22 I can't undo it
00:57:24 Just try a little bit.
00:57:26 Nice crop of tomatoes this year.
00:57:29 Was there anything else you'd like?
00:57:31 - Fishfingers.
00:57:34 You know, one of those
00:57:38 Told me that me and my garden
00:57:40 Your mum'll have to cook you something
00:57:43 I don't think
00:57:46 - Hello?
00:57:49 - You look nice
00:57:51 Sit down. I'll give you a cup of tea.
00:58:19 Joe, are you in there?
00:58:28 I'm sorry, I need the loo.
00:58:34 Hi.
00:58:35 You smell nice.
00:58:38 - Have you got a date?
00:58:41 Come to my house
00:58:44 - I don't...
00:58:47 Jack's at his mother's.
00:59:03 Warnings of gales in Viking,
00:59:07 Hold on.
00:59:10 - Let me look at you.
00:59:14 Can I go now?
00:59:17 Yeah, go on.
00:59:19 - Don't be late.
00:59:22 Showers, moderate or good.
00:59:25 Dogger, Bailey...
00:59:34 - Joe?
00:59:37 Don't be silly. I won't keep you long.
00:59:40 - Come in
00:59:42 Just for a minute.
00:59:44 Anyway, it's good
01:00:12 Joe!
01:00:31 Take your shirt off.
01:00:34 Undo me.
01:01:24 Go faster! Go faster, Joe!
01:01:43 Don't worry about Joe.
01:01:47 He'll be late for his own funeral.
01:01:52 Go on.
01:02:02 Sorry I'm late.
01:02:05 Couldn't get away.
01:02:08 Do you find this approach
01:02:11 What?
01:02:12 Let me guess,
01:02:15 What?
01:02:16 Your neck's covered in love bites!
01:02:25 Fuck!
01:02:29 Fuck.
01:02:32 Fucking hell!
01:02:35 Did Evelyn do that?
01:02:38 It was Evelyn, wasn't it?
01:02:41 - What happened?
01:02:43 - What d'you mean, nothing happened?
01:02:47 What are you gonna do about Ruth?
01:02:52 You think if I'm out the way,
01:02:54 Well, you don't. Not with Ruth.
01:02:57 Just fucking calm down, for fuck's sake!
01:03:05 - Hit him!
01:03:08 - You're supposed to be mates!
01:03:12 Go on!
01:03:15 Yes, Boots! Go on, mate!
01:03:17 Come on!
01:03:19 What the fuck are you doing?
01:03:22 - Get off me!
01:03:27 Just get off!
01:03:29 Hit him, Joe!
01:03:33 Fuck off!
01:03:42 You fucking deserved that, Joe!
01:03:47 Looking good, Joe. Looking good!
01:04:12 I like a storm,
01:04:16 We can go beachcombing tomorrow.
01:04:18 You always get something good
01:04:24 God!
01:04:39 What's wrong with him?
01:04:45 Have you been in my room?
01:04:48 I tidied it up.
01:04:50 Did you enjoy
01:04:52 - I always do!
01:05:01 I don't think his date went very well.
01:05:24 Hi, Joe.
01:05:35 - Is something wrong?
01:05:40 Are you sure?
01:05:43 Look what you did.
01:05:45 - Did I do that?
01:05:47 Well, I didn't mean to.
01:05:50 I didn't know what I was doing.
01:05:56 I didn't, Joe.
01:06:01 It was so amazing,
01:06:09 - Really?
01:06:24 Jack's at work.
01:06:28 If you wanna come back.
01:07:10 Just gotta get Jane out.
01:07:15 - Out.
01:07:17 - Out!
01:07:21 You watch too much TV. If you go out
01:07:24 - I don't want to go out!
01:07:27 - I hate you!
01:09:11 Thumbs into the hole.
01:09:25 That's a good girl.
01:10:27 Jane!
01:10:29 Jane! Come away!
01:10:32 Come away, Jane!
01:10:38 Jane! It's a mine!
01:10:41 Jane!
01:10:44 Come away! It's a mine!
01:10:47 Grace!
01:10:49 Peggy! Grace!
01:10:55 Peggy, come here!
01:11:01 Jane, come away!
01:11:03 - It's a mine!
01:11:08 Jane!
01:11:53 Mrs Rogers, are you alright?
01:11:56 I tried to save her, but I couldn't.
01:12:00 That poor girl!
01:12:02 That poor wee girl.
01:12:04 Who?
01:12:07 I shouted to her. "Come away!"
01:12:10 "Come away!"
01:12:12 Who?
01:12:13 Evelyn's little girl, Jane.
01:12:18 Oh, my God!
01:12:27 I saw her from my window.
01:12:30 Grace, take Jesse
01:12:33 One of them sea mines from the war.
01:12:36 Mrs Rogers, are you alright?
01:12:38 Washed up by the storm.
01:12:40 Mrs Rogers, you stay right there.
01:12:47 - What happened?
01:12:49 - What happened?
01:13:31 Who will tell Jack?
01:13:34 He already knows.
01:13:40 He'll blame me.
01:13:43 He won't blame you.
01:13:45 He will. He'll blame me.
01:13:50 He thinks I never loved her.
01:13:54 I'm sure he doesn't think that.
01:13:58 She never liked me.
01:14:04 Not since the day she was born.
01:14:08 - She cried every time I held her.
01:14:13 It's true.
01:14:16 I tried, I really did.
01:14:19 But it was almost
01:14:28 I always envied the way
01:14:33 Of course Jane loved you.
01:14:35 It's just kids are strange. They have
01:14:44 Can you go now?
01:14:47 - Are you sure?
01:14:55 - If you're sure. I just...
01:15:00 Please.
01:15:07 If you want anything...
01:15:10 Anything at all...
01:15:21 I want my baby!
01:16:25 Bodies used to be kept
01:16:28 Everyone kept the body
01:16:31 They didn't dare part with it.
01:16:33 Now you can't get rid of it
01:16:36 You see, they were afraid
01:16:40 That was the real reason
01:16:44 People now have
01:16:47 and it's all settled in a minute.
01:16:49 But years ago, there were some folk
01:16:55 Have you seen Jesse anywhere?
01:16:58 O-Out on the porch.
01:17:00 And Joe, is he ready?
01:17:02 Joe? Joe?
01:17:05 People used to leave an instruction
01:17:08 to have a vein cut,
01:17:12 Come on. Got to be there in
01:17:17 You go on. I'll be there in a minute.
01:17:20 No, you come with us now!
01:17:26 I don't know
01:17:29 There's no body in the coffin.
01:17:32 It's important to say goodbye.
01:17:36 I'm not ready!
01:17:41 This isn't about you, Joe.
01:17:45 This is about Jack and Evelyn...
01:17:49 ...and the terrible loss
01:17:54 Please.
01:17:57 Please don't let them down.
01:22:01 Oh, my God, it's you!
01:22:14 Where's Peggy?
01:22:37 You've been late your whole life, Joe.
01:22:39 I'm sure Ruth'll be touched
01:22:42 I just can't believe I missed it.
01:22:44 I can't believe you're here
01:22:49 And such a turnout.
01:22:51 They couldn't get everyone
01:22:54 You should've seen the flowers.
01:22:59 Poor Ruth. She saw it happen.
01:23:04 One minute chatting away happily,
01:23:06 the next thing she knew
01:23:08 Terrible. They said it was an aneurysm.
01:23:12 Left four kids to bring up on her own.
01:23:15 They're hardly kids.
01:23:19 Good God, is he really?
01:23:22 Luke, who's 14, Max, who's 12,
01:23:26 and then there's a lovely girl,
01:23:32 Boots was a wonderful father.
01:23:39 Hopeless with money, though.
01:23:41 In hock up to his eyeballs.
01:23:46 I reckon Ruth will lose the house
01:23:50 She had no idea how bad things were.
01:23:53 Silly man hid it all from her.
01:23:55 She really is in serious trouble.
01:24:00 Thank you.
01:24:05 Would you like some cake, Joe?
01:24:07 Thanks.
01:24:26 So what do you think of Graceland,
01:24:32 It's alright, isn't it?
01:24:34 Thanks to you, Joe.
01:24:38 I bet Elvis was never as cosy!
01:25:08 This is my room.
01:25:13 This is Peggy's.
01:25:15 Took me a while
01:25:19 but must say, I quite like it now.
01:25:25 This is yours.
01:25:29 I didn't like to throw anything away.
01:25:39 Good night, dear.
01:26:37 - Wakey-wakey!
01:26:40 - Morning!
01:26:42 Oy, bear's breath!
01:26:46 - So, what are you doing here?
01:26:50 Well, it's quite a surprise.
01:26:56 I'm here for the funeral.
01:26:57 If we'd known,
01:27:01 Don't feel bad. Ruth will be glad
01:27:06 You think she will?
01:27:09 Get yourself ready.
01:27:15 - You think she will?
01:27:20 It's been a lifetime.
01:27:23 Welcome home, Joe.
01:27:53 Look, I feel really weird about this,
01:27:57 so why don't you go in first
01:28:02 She might not want to see me.
01:28:04 She knows you're here.
01:28:07 What did she say?
01:28:08 - Not very much.
01:28:13 What would she say?
01:28:16 Think she'll get down on her knees
01:28:19 She just lost her husband,
01:28:22 Jeez! This might come as a surprise,
01:28:27 Christ!
01:29:28 She's at the cemetery.
01:29:52 When I was a child, I thought being
01:29:59 That to have a dream or get forward
01:30:06 But the only thing you need courage for
01:30:35 She's over there.
01:30:46 Come on, then!
01:30:54 - Aren't you coming?
01:31:47 Hello, Joe.
01:31:50 Hello, Ruth.
01:31:53 I came for the funeral.
01:31:57 You're a bit late.
01:32:00 Still, it's reassuring to know
01:32:11 I heard it was wonderful. I mean...
01:32:14 Yeah. It was wonderful.
01:32:19 It was good of you to come.
01:32:24 How are you?
01:32:26 Fucking stupid question. Sorry.
01:32:30 Yeah.
01:32:35 - I don't know what to say.
01:32:39 My ears are ringing with sympathy,
01:32:44 It's not gonna bring him back.
01:32:51 He had a rare gift, Joe.
01:32:57 He found wonder in simple things.
01:33:02 He lived in the moment like a child.
01:33:07 That's a rare gift in a man.
01:33:18 Do you know what
01:33:22 I can't cry.
01:33:25 It's the saddest moment in my life
01:33:32 I mean, I wish I could cry.
01:33:37 There must be something
01:33:41 If there's anything I can do...
01:33:42 No.
01:33:58 I was so afraid to come back.
01:34:03 You were right to leave.
01:34:07 It allowed you to do what you wanted.
01:34:11 Or maybe what I thought I wanted.
01:34:21 - I should be getting back.
01:34:26 - Thanks for coming.
01:34:32 He would have laughed.
01:34:36 Well...
01:34:39 Goodbye, then.
01:34:41 Goodbye, Ruth.
01:35:12 - How was it?
01:35:21 - This is Jane's grave?
01:35:25 And this one is Evelyn's.
01:35:28 Evelyn died?
01:35:30 I hope so.
01:35:33 How did? Mum didn't tell me!
01:35:35 Well, there's a story!
01:35:37 She was drawn to trouble
01:35:39 If she couldn't find it, she'd make it.
01:35:42 Jesus, you get more like
01:35:44 - I'm not like Peggy!
01:35:50 Are you wearing make-up?
01:35:53 - Fuck off!
01:35:57 Well, soon after Jane died,
01:36:01 He never got over Jane's death,
01:36:05 do you remember Kevin Hubble?
01:36:07 Yeah.
01:36:09 Jack found Evelyn in bed with him.
01:36:13 She married him!
01:36:16 Much to her regret.
01:36:18 He was a monster.
01:36:21 And she stuck it out for years.
01:36:23 It was as if she felt she deserved it.
01:36:27 He was a real bastard.
01:36:28 Anyway, so she finally leaves him.
01:36:32 I don't know why. It was a wreck.
01:36:34 Broke down on the motorway,
01:36:38 - Oh, God!
01:36:41 And the strangest thing was,
01:36:44 Well, what happened to it?
01:36:46 Well, they thought a fox
01:36:51 They don't know
01:37:04 - Are you wearing make-up?
01:37:07 Well, it's concealer.
01:37:11 - You are wearing make up!