Flushed Away

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00:00:47 -Car's here!
00:00:51 - Traveler's checks...
00:00:54 - Tabitha, did you feed Roddy?
00:00:56 I just know we've forgotten something.
00:00:59 Roddy, where are you?
00:01:02 We'll be back in a few days, so here's
00:01:06 - Tabitha!
00:01:08 - I hope you're not overfeeding him.
00:01:11 - Come on, Tabitha!
00:01:13 - We don't want to miss our holiday.
00:01:27 When the cat's away...
00:01:29 ...the mice will play!
00:01:32 The holiday starts now, everyone!
00:01:35 Music, maestro!
00:01:43 Hey, what are you all standing
00:01:48 Let's go, people! Chop-chop!
00:01:52 Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.
00:01:55 Nope. Nope. Nope.
00:02:08 Buckle up, everyone.
00:02:21 Fore!
00:02:26 Oops. Sorry.
00:02:32 Game point. Service!
00:02:34 We win! We win, team! We win!
00:02:50 Perfect.
00:03:08 Having a good time, darling?
00:03:17 Thank you.
00:03:22 See you tomorrow.
00:03:36 Good night!
00:03:37 Good night! Good night!
00:03:44 Yeah, well. Good night then, Roddy.
00:03:56 What was that?
00:03:59 Who's there?
00:04:02 Wake up.
00:04:05 Sarge, wake up!
00:04:08 Approaching enemy lines.
00:04:17 - I'm armed and ready.
00:04:21 Give up your weapons
00:04:24 Come get me, enemy of freedom!
00:04:27 Tell Mom l...Iove...her.
00:05:21 They do not, repeat, not,
00:05:24 A sewer rat!
00:05:26 Who... What... How did you get here?
00:05:28 I don't know. One minute I'm in the pub.
00:05:34 It's a burst water main!
00:05:38 And, well, here I am.
00:05:41 I have a plunger.
00:05:46 Do you like seafood?
00:05:47 Can I call you a cab?
00:05:50 See food! Get it?
00:05:53 Have you got a TV?
00:05:55 - Yes, but...
00:05:57 No. Leave that.
00:05:59 Geronimo!
00:06:00 No, don't... touch anything.
00:06:02 Would you look at the size
00:06:10 Careful, mate.
00:06:15 It's the match of the century!
00:06:18 - England. Germany.
00:06:21 Live this Sunday. Be there.
00:06:23 This place is great!
00:06:26 What?
00:06:30 Game point. Service!
00:06:32 We win, we win!
00:06:43 Right, my friend. You don't belong here.
00:06:49 I would not do that if I was you, pal.
00:06:53 Let me lay this out for you.
00:06:57 Sid says, "Jump," you say,
00:07:01 Fetch us some Pop-Tarts from the
00:07:07 Yes, sir. Right away, sir.
00:07:10 That's more like it.
00:07:11 But before breakfast is served...
00:07:14 ...perhaps sir would care
00:07:18 A Jacuzzi?
00:07:24 You're a real gent.
00:07:26 After a hard day
00:07:28 there's nothing better than relaxing
00:07:33 That looks so inviting.
00:07:36 Yes. The water looks perfect!
00:07:38 Now you hop in, and I'll press
00:07:43 Right. In we go!
00:07:46 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:07:48 I know we got off
00:07:50 but I think we're
00:07:53 Swimmingly.
00:07:57 Be seeing you.
00:08:01 You plonker!
00:08:03 You think I don't know a toilet
00:08:05 You were going to flush me down the loo.
00:08:08 No! It's a big Jacuzzi! Deluxe model!
00:08:10 Then you won't mind
00:08:13 No! Not the lever!
00:08:16 Bon voyage, me old cream cracker!
00:08:19 - Hold your nose!
00:08:21 You were going to try to flush me.
00:08:48 Have you seen my dad?
00:09:27 Oh, no, I can't swim!
00:09:31 ...swim.
00:09:36 I'm... in... the sewer!
00:09:58 Hello?
00:10:01 Help?
00:10:05 I'm gonna open my eyes and be home.
00:10:09 I'm not home! I wanna go home!
00:10:11 Shush! Stop it. Roddy!
00:10:13 I want to go home!
00:10:15 I can't. I'm frightened.
00:10:17 Stop it, stop it, stop it!
00:10:19 All right, Roddy, old man, you can
00:10:25 Never forget,
00:10:27 the blood of the courageous
00:10:46 Extra! Extra!
00:10:49 Read all about it!
00:10:52 A way out! Yes!
00:11:05 Hey! That took me 3 years to draw!
00:11:07 I'm terribly sorry. Three years?
00:11:10 I just finished it this morning!
00:11:12 Three years?
00:11:15 Good grief!
00:11:26 - What is this place?
00:11:28 Feed the flies! Tuppence a bag!
00:11:39 It's a real city!
00:11:46 My smalls!
00:11:47 - Is it a bird?
00:11:49 Is that guy wearing my underpants?
00:11:52 Make him move, honey.
00:11:53 Boy, you got a face like a frying pan!
00:11:56 - Come on!
00:11:59 He moved! Did you get it?
00:12:02 - Got it!
00:12:04 Sorry, sorry.
00:12:06 - It's coming!
00:12:08 The Great Flood!
00:12:10 Those floodgates won't hold forever,
00:12:15 You think you can back away
00:12:17 'Ello, hello, hello.
00:12:20 Thank heavens! A policeman!
00:12:24 'Morning, Harold.
00:12:25 - 'Morning, Collin. How are you?
00:12:28 Keep an eye on this one.
00:12:31 We're doomed!
00:12:33 - Are you kidding me?
00:12:34 - Let's give you a police escort home.
00:12:37 I live in Kensington.
00:12:42 Up Top? Oh, no. No, no, no.
00:12:45 The humans don't like our sort.
00:12:48 Speak for yourself.
00:12:52 I don't like your attitude.
00:13:00 You're trying to get Up Top, me hearty?
00:13:04 Yes.
00:13:07 There's one person 'round here
00:13:12 Really?
00:13:13 Shady customer.
00:13:17 - If you can find it.
00:13:28 And remember,
00:13:33 Thanks for bringing me this far.
00:13:36 You're welcome.
00:13:40 See ya!
00:13:56 Beware.
00:13:57 Beware.
00:14:03 Hello?
00:14:06 Permission to come aboard?
00:14:10 Ahoy there?
00:14:37 Sorry. I didn't mean to intrude,
00:14:40 Hey! That's Miss Captain
00:14:45 What are you doing on my boat?
00:14:47 I've had a bad day and need your help.
00:14:50 I was thrown out of my own home,
00:14:53 Thank you, too much information.
00:14:56 She's around here somewhere!
00:14:58 Stay down. And keep quiet.
00:15:04 Why? Who are we hiding from?
00:15:06 I said quiet! There's rats after me
00:15:10 Well, I'll contain my amazement.
00:15:13 All right, all right. Quiet as a mouse.
00:15:25 Over there!
00:15:27 You idiot!
00:15:28 Sorry about that.
00:15:30 I'll be off then.
00:15:32 Sorry.
00:15:34 Sorry. Sorry.
00:15:37 Sorry!
00:15:38 We can't let her get away!
00:15:43 Come on, Jammy,
00:15:57 Let me go, you pink-eyed freak!
00:16:00 I'm upset now.
00:16:03 Whatever's going on, I'm not involved.
00:16:06 I'm an innocent bystander!
00:16:09 Rita, Rita, Rita!
00:16:14 You thought you could give us the slip.
00:16:19 What are you looking at?
00:16:24 Who have we got here?
00:16:27 I believe he said
00:16:31 - Millicent!
00:16:33 Now, then, where's the ruby, Rita?
00:16:37 The boss wants it back.
00:16:38 I don't have your stupid ruby.
00:16:41 OK, are we going to do it
00:16:44 ...or the hard way?
00:16:46 I think we should do it
00:16:52 All right. Check the tin.
00:16:55 Good girl.
00:16:56 See, Whitey, this is how I do it.
00:16:58 Watch and learn, my son. Watch and...
00:17:07 Was it in there?
00:17:08 Right! Rip it up, lads!
00:17:12 Hey, you get
00:17:18 It's in here somewhere.
00:17:21 That'll be last night's curry.
00:17:23 I'm the same.
00:17:26 Will you please tell them
00:17:29 Fine. All right, all right, listen up.
00:17:31 This gentleman,
00:17:34 Thank you.
00:17:35 - Just look how nicely he's dressed.
00:17:37 And why? Because he's
00:17:41 Precisely. What? No, no!
00:17:43 - He stole the ruby from me!
00:17:46 All right, all right!
00:17:50 ...the Persuader.
00:17:54 Your choice, mate. You can talk now
00:17:57 or you can talk later.
00:18:00 Yeah, in a much higher voice!
00:18:03 The Persuader's alive, Spike!
00:18:06 You'll be singing like a tea kettle.
00:18:08 Good one, Persuader.
00:18:10 I don't even know her!
00:18:13 Careful, miss. You'll injure yourself.
00:18:17 I know where it is!
00:18:18 Come on, then. Spit it out!
00:18:20 Don't you dare!
00:18:22 Look at her bottom.
00:18:25 You little snitch.
00:18:28 The booty's in the booty.
00:18:40 Thanks, mate! The boss is
00:18:45 You're toast.
00:18:51 So you're from Up Top?
00:18:53 I used to work in a laboratory Up Top.
00:18:56 Yeah. Big shampoo job.
00:18:59 I was dark grey when we started.
00:19:03 Still, it cleared up me dandruff.
00:19:07 The World Cup has become the most
00:19:11 Are you there, boss? We're back.
00:19:14 I've got it, boss.
00:19:17 The ruby. I found it.
00:19:20 Technically, Spike,
00:19:23 Actually, the name's Roddy.
00:19:26 In exchange for my assistance,
00:19:32 You might help me
00:19:39 Hello, Rita.
00:19:41 Hello, handsome.
00:19:43 And who is this?
00:19:47 - Boyfriend?!
00:19:51 The prize returns to me.
00:19:56 Did you imagine
00:19:59 What?! That jewel belongs
00:20:03 Your father? A good-for-nothing
00:20:08 Excuse me. Actually,
00:20:11 I'm the one that found your ruby.
00:20:13 So... you...
00:20:16 Perhaps you'd repay the favor
00:20:21 Help me!
00:20:23 Dispose of them.
00:20:25 No, no, no, please!
00:20:30 Kensington? The Royal Borough?
00:20:33 Up Top?
00:20:35 Yes. Up Top.
00:20:38 Huzzah! A man of quality!
00:20:41 Finally, somebody gets it.
00:20:43 Finally, somebody gets it.
00:20:43 Come, let me show you
00:20:46 I know you'll find it diverting.
00:20:53 My shrine to beauty.
00:20:55 Works of high art crafted
00:21:00 Victoria's bust, wrought in porcelain.
00:21:03 Classy!
00:21:05 Quite lifelike, wouldn't you say?
00:21:07 It's as if she were here.
00:21:10 Smooth to the touch.
00:21:12 Easy, tiger.
00:21:14 But come! Let us restore the heart
00:21:17 and highlight of my collection...
00:21:20 ...this ruby. Fallen from
00:21:25 A true crown jewel!
00:21:32 Well, what do you think?
00:21:34 He's a madman! Run away!
00:21:37 Pardon me. My fly's undone.
00:21:41 Well, your ruby certainly is a biggie.
00:21:44 Indeed.
00:21:46 How did it ever find me,
00:21:51 In this dark, low place.
00:21:55 Yes. I'd love to see more of your
00:22:00 Yes. I'd love to see more of your
00:22:00 "Amusing"?
00:22:02 Didn't you say I'd find it amusing?
00:22:04 I said you'd find it diverting,
00:22:08 When I said "amusing"
00:22:12 of the ancient Greek muse,
00:22:17 Muse.
00:22:28 Smashing.
00:22:32 Heaven help me!
00:22:35 Ice him! Ice them both!
00:22:38 Let's see if there's
00:22:43 Former enemies, one and all.
00:22:45 A catalogue of thieves,
00:22:52 Prepare to meet your maker,
00:22:58 Makes me laugh every time, that one.
00:23:00 Shut that door.
00:23:05 Liquid Nitrogen!
00:23:08 There's a paper clip in my back pocket.
00:23:11 In the pocket, in the pocket!
00:23:18 Blimey, it's cold.
00:23:20 That's why I wore me mittens.
00:23:22 Hit men don't wear mittens!
00:23:26 It's all right for you.
00:23:29 - Got it!
00:23:31 - I ain't got little hands!
00:23:33 You got lady's hands.
00:23:35 They might be small,
00:23:38 You got your mother's hands.
00:23:41 Right. Put your hands together.
00:23:46 You could have wiped your feet.
00:23:48 Stop squirming!
00:23:56 Goodbye, vermin.
00:24:03 Now, let me see the latest addition
00:24:10 - What?! Impossible!
00:24:15 The prize returns to me!
00:24:19 You big, fat, slimy airbag!
00:24:23 After them!
00:24:27 Why are you stopping?
00:24:29 "We"? Who's "we"?
00:24:31 You can't just leave me here!
00:24:33 Faster, you idiots! They're escaping!
00:24:51 No! Not the master cable!
00:24:54 We have a plan?
00:24:55 Put that back!
00:24:57 Wait, wait!
00:24:59 You're right. Toodle-oo.
00:25:01 Wait!
00:25:03 F-f-f-freeze!
00:25:10 Don't break! There are things
00:25:15 That wasn't on the list.
00:25:21 Do something!
00:25:31 Keep your legs straight
00:25:38 I kept me legs straight, Spike.
00:25:44 Good grief, that's high. Quite high.
00:25:54 Cool.
00:25:56 See you!
00:26:17 If she can do it...
00:26:18 Here goes.
00:26:37 And gently down.
00:26:42 - My ball.
00:26:45 Rita! Rita!
00:26:52 Where is she? Rita!
00:26:55 Target at twelve o'clock!
00:26:57 Oh, come on!
00:27:03 Careful, Whitey.
00:27:10 Rita!
00:27:12 Over there!
00:27:32 You look pretty ridiculous now,
00:27:40 Keep your legs straight!
00:27:53 What are you, some kind of rat
00:27:57 I haven't got your ruby!
00:28:03 OK. Well, now I've got your ruby.
00:28:12 Please be careful.
00:28:13 That ruby means a lot to me.
00:28:17 Hold on.
00:28:19 It's a fake.
00:28:20 No, it's blooming not. It's real!
00:28:22 No, no, no, look, it's just glass.
00:28:24 - It's real!
00:28:26 - Real!
00:28:27 - Real!
00:28:28 - Real!
00:28:30 - Real!
00:28:31 Look, look, look.
00:28:38 There, you see?
00:28:42 Right. I probably shouldn't
00:28:45 Look on the bright side.
00:28:48 Once The Toad knows it's worthless,
00:28:51 Roddy St. James saves the day.
00:28:58 Good grief!
00:28:59 You try to do somebody
00:29:02 A favor?! That ruby
00:29:07 It fell down the drain
00:29:09 Maybe the Queen wears fake jewelry.
00:29:12 Keep still!
00:29:14 Can we just talk about this?
00:29:16 Real or not, that ruby was
00:29:21 Han Chin Chinese takeout.
00:29:22 A madwoman's attacking me with crayons!
00:29:25 - One chicken chow mein. With wonton?
00:29:28 No wonton! You want rice?
00:29:31 Fried. No, wait!
00:29:33 You want wonton or what?
00:29:34 Cancel that order.
00:29:37 Rita?
00:29:38 Just go away, please.
00:29:43 I'm sorry.
00:29:46 Sorry?
00:29:48 Me and my dad
00:29:51 He broke every bone in his body
00:29:56 It was going to be
00:29:59 Now it turns out it was a stupid fake.
00:30:06 Maybe I can make it up to you.
00:30:08 - Get stuffed.
00:30:10 I mean it. Back at my place, we've got
00:30:12 a jewelry box crammed
00:30:16 All you have to do
00:30:20 ...and I'll make you rich
00:30:26 How do I know this ain't
00:30:30 Well, I suppose you'll
00:30:35 I must be out of my mind.
00:30:37 All right. You've got yourself a deal.
00:30:44 Go on.
00:30:45 You too.
00:30:48 Your own hand.
00:31:01 Where are those idiots?
00:31:03 It's so hard to get
00:31:06 That's right. Come on out, my lovelies.
00:31:10 Cheer your old dad up.
00:31:13 Poor Daddy, surrounded by filthy rats
00:31:16 in this joyless, sunless void!
00:31:20 But don't worry, little men.
00:31:22 Daddy will get rid of them all! He will.
00:31:26 They'll all be deady-weady.
00:31:33 Did you find it?
00:31:36 Did you find it?
00:31:38 Well, we got most of it, boss.
00:31:42 Forget the ruby!
00:31:46 The one that grubby creature Rita took.
00:31:50 Without it, my plan is ruined!
00:31:53 OK, chief.
00:31:57 See? See? Moving on.
00:32:02 Focused. Cable-centric, boss.
00:32:05 You need to be back in time
00:32:08 Great! Are we watching
00:32:12 Just get the cable!
00:32:14 Keep your legs straight!
00:32:17 Are you sure we should be
00:32:20 We aren't gonna get far
00:32:24 Is that a house?
00:32:26 Yes, and it's very dangerous. So...
00:32:30 ...why don't you wait here.
00:32:31 Waiting here. Excellent idea.
00:32:34 Watch out for the piranha.
00:32:37 Rita!
00:32:45 Here you go, Annie. You, Shamus.
00:32:47 Mimi, get your finger out of your nose.
00:32:50 - Jojo, no biting.
00:32:53 Rita!
00:32:59 Rita's back!
00:33:00 - Rita!
00:33:03 Thank goodness you're safe.
00:33:09 Rita!
00:33:11 Hello, Dad.
00:33:12 Give us a hug, girl!
00:33:20 Mom, there's a peeping Tom outside!
00:33:23 Tom?! Ohh, it's Tom Jones!
00:33:27 Mother, it's not Tom Jones.
00:33:29 That's just my passenger.
00:33:32 - He's very good-looking.
00:33:37 Soup's on!
00:33:40 It's lovely. Thanks, Mum.
00:33:49 So how long have you been
00:33:52 He's not my boyfriend.
00:33:55 Will you make an honest woman
00:33:57 Dad!
00:33:58 We were thinking of a spring wedding,
00:34:01 Look, I want all of you to know he's...
00:34:04 Tom Jones!
00:34:07 So your name is "Roddy,"
00:34:10 Yes, that's right. Roddy St. James.
00:34:12 What a beautiful name.
00:34:13 - Hi, Roddy.
00:34:16 - They call me Shocky.
00:34:18 - Shocky!
00:34:21 Rita, where are you taking
00:34:25 That's why I need your maps, Dad.
00:34:28 Because he's from... Up Top.
00:34:34 Kitchen. Now.
00:34:38 Sing us a song, Tom!
00:34:42 - I'm not saying it isn't risky.
00:34:45 No one's ever got past
00:34:48 Dad, Dad! He's gonna pay us.
00:34:51 For the last time,
00:34:58 A new stove might be nice.
00:35:01 - Talkin' about the little lady
00:35:06 - Sing to my heart!
00:35:08 Talkin' about that old lady
00:35:13 And the lady wears big undies
00:35:15 Huge undies.
00:35:17 Psst! Rita!
00:35:19 It's OK. It's me, Liam.
00:35:21 Quick, in the kitchen.
00:35:23 Look at those moves!
00:35:24 I love you, Tom!
00:35:26 This bloke isn't who he says he is.
00:35:28 His real name is Millicent Bystander,
00:35:32 A mastermind, a super-criminal.
00:35:34 Looks like he crossed The Toad
00:35:37 But I'm a thinker. I've got a plan.
00:35:41 More! More!
00:35:45 - That was brilliant!
00:35:48 - So you're from Up Top?
00:35:50 - I've met one of your lot before.
00:35:53 Used to be some old lady's pet.
00:35:54 That's nice.
00:35:56 Terribly lonely for him, though.
00:36:00 No one to cuddle with!
00:36:02 No one to shocky.
00:36:03 That's no life, is it?
00:36:08 I'd better get these dishes started.
00:36:11 Please, permit me.
00:36:13 Oh, you're such a gentleman!
00:36:16 Great! So I hand Roddy
00:36:20 and claim the reward.
00:36:22 Then we're all sitting pretty
00:36:26 The Toad will pay a fortune for him.
00:36:28 He's a bad one anyway,
00:36:31 You cheeky little monkey. I won't have
00:36:35 We Malones never go back on our word.
00:36:38 - He's gonna steal your boat.
00:36:40 - He's stealing your boat.
00:36:43 - He stole your boat.
00:36:45 He's like Robin Hood in reverse.
00:36:50 Oi! I thought we had a deal!
00:36:52 So did l!
00:36:58 This is an emergency!
00:37:01 Keep clear! I'm coming, Mr. Jones,
00:37:06 Roddy!
00:37:12 That double-crossing little schemer.
00:37:13 That double-crossing little schemer.
00:37:15 I mean, anyone can get out
00:37:20 All right, Sid,
00:37:22 Look out!
00:37:25 Sorry!
00:37:29 Sid's Tattoo and Hot Dog Parlor.
00:37:31 It's Roddy. Remember me?
00:37:34 - The butler?
00:37:36 Listen, you! If you're still there
00:37:40 Back? Back?
00:37:44 - What was that?
00:37:46 If I find one thing out of place...
00:38:10 Here's a little song I wrote
00:38:12 You might want to sing it note for note
00:38:16 Don't worry
00:38:19 Be happy
00:38:21 Don't worry, be happy now
00:38:28 Where are they hiding?
00:38:31 Think. Think.
00:38:34 To find a rat,
00:38:40 Hey, guys.
00:38:41 I've had a tip-off.
00:38:47 Bingo!
00:38:49 Scrabble!
00:38:50 Enough games. To the ratmobiles!
00:38:54 OK, OK. We can fix it.
00:38:57 Yes, we can. Obviously...
00:39:01 Fairly major burn to the hand.
00:39:05 Maybe I should just...
00:39:14 That really hurt.
00:39:16 Just start, you worthless old pile
00:39:21 Untrustworthy, double-crossing,
00:39:31 So I'm the double-crosser?
00:39:35 I overheard everything.
00:39:37 Yes, you and your family
00:39:40 What?
00:39:42 You dipstick! That was
00:39:46 And no one listens to him.
00:39:49 Must have missed that part.
00:39:51 How could you think I'd sell you out?
00:39:57 Your hair's on fire.
00:39:59 What?
00:40:03 Rita, look...
00:40:05 ...I'm sorry. I was wrong.
00:40:11 OK. I suppose I can put it behind me.
00:40:15 This is such an overreaction!
00:40:19 Rita, you can't just
00:40:23 On a duck! Up the creek without a...
00:40:27 You're getting everything you deserve.
00:40:31 eavesdropping
00:40:33 I was not sneaking around.
00:40:36 Right.
00:40:38 I say, you can't really intend
00:40:42 You're not that heartless.
00:40:45 OK, maybe you are.
00:40:47 If you're trying to teach me a lesson,
00:40:50 I'm on a duck, begging!
00:41:05 Ice cold Rita
00:41:07 Never did I meet a
00:41:10 Girl who's half so cruel
00:41:14 But she left me stuck
00:41:16 What a shoddy thing to do to Roddy
00:41:20 That's Roddy St. James of Kensington
00:41:23 Poor, poor Roddy
00:41:26 Flushed down his own potty
00:41:28 Rita, can't you find it in your heart
00:41:32 To help him?
00:41:35 How mean can one rat be?
00:41:37 Ice cold Rita
00:41:39 Won't you be sweeter to me?
00:41:49 Am I forgiven?
00:41:51 No. I was just afraid
00:41:54 Rita, I wasn't eavesdropping,
00:41:56 Oh, really?
00:42:00 What were you doing, then, Roddy?
00:42:03 I was actually just watching you
00:42:08 ...and...
00:42:10 ...thinking how lucky you were.
00:42:21 Lucky? Stuck with you?
00:42:25 So our deal's still on?
00:42:26 Sure it is.
00:42:33 Look, I really want to
00:42:36 Just give me a job.
00:42:39 I could drive for a bit if you like.
00:00:02 - You heard the captain.
00:00:04 There's no room
00:00:08 Let go, you sticky little...
00:00:14 I'm the captain, and I say go left.
00:00:16 Would that be port
00:00:19 There they are!
00:00:20 Go get them, lads!
00:00:21 Go get them, lads!
00:00:30 Rita!
00:00:35 Wait for it, wait for it... Now!
00:00:41 Have another go if you think
00:00:47 Hold on, Roddy!
00:00:48 Get that cable, lads!
00:00:59 You may now kiss the bride.
00:01:06 Congratulations, by the way!
00:01:11 Rita!
00:01:18 Rita! Can we go a little faster, please?
00:01:20 We don't have to!
00:01:24 Go, go, purple custard!
00:01:40 End of the line, Millicent.
00:01:48 - Rita, try and go right!
00:01:51 Just trust me!
00:01:52 I hope you know what you're doing!
00:01:56 Now head for the rope!
00:01:58 OK.
00:02:10 Oh, no.
00:02:13 Well done, Roddy!
00:02:15 We did it! We did it!
00:02:18 We didn't do it.
00:02:22 Can you get me back on the boat?
00:02:28 - Thank you.
00:02:31 Are you sure about this, Spike? These
00:02:36 Danger is my middle name.
00:02:38 I thought it was Leslie.
00:02:48 Just thought I'd drop in.
00:02:51 Rita, do something quick!
00:02:54 Hang on tight!
00:03:06 Uh-oh.
00:03:08 Any last requests?
00:03:11 Yes. Could you fly quite suddenly
00:03:29 Oh, dear.
00:03:36 Yes!
00:03:36 Yes!
00:03:47 Look out!
00:03:55 You darn foreigners!
00:04:04 Do you think the boss
00:04:06 You incompetent cheese-eaters!
00:04:10 You let them escape?
00:04:14 It's obvious I should never have sent
00:04:18 Where is he?
00:04:19 Why is he always late?
00:04:25 En garde! Droit! Parry! Thrust!
00:04:29 Le Frog?
00:04:37 Bonjour.
00:04:39 You're late, Le Frog.
00:04:41 Fashionably late, my annoying
00:04:45 Now, listen. Rita and her new accomplice
00:04:51 It's all right, boss!
00:04:55 A master cable
00:04:59 I want it back.
00:05:01 Don't worry. I'll get it back for you.
00:05:04 Once it is returned,
00:05:07 To wash away, once and for all,
00:05:14 ...rats.
00:05:17 Forgive me, my warty English cousin,
00:05:20 but this bizarre obsession
00:05:24 You are becoming
00:05:30 Perhaps you forget that it was a rat
00:05:35 Oh, please. Not the scrapbook again!
00:05:39 My memoirs.
00:05:42 Volume one details the dire
00:05:46 Oh, mon Dieu!
00:05:49 Of all the pets in Buckingham Palace,
00:05:53 young Prince Charles
00:05:56 We would frolic
00:06:01 sharing that sweet and magical bond
00:06:06 You're gonna make me throw up.
00:06:08 We were inseparable until...
00:06:11 ...it arrived.
00:06:13 That rat!
00:06:16 While the poor boy's head was turned,
00:06:19 I was cruelly plunged
00:06:25 I know, I know. You were flushed
00:06:31 Oi.
00:06:33 Boo-hoo-hoo. It is so dark,
00:06:36 so cold, so terrible!
00:06:40 You find my pain funny?
00:06:42 I find everyone's pain funny but my own.
00:06:45 I'm French.
00:06:47 Just get the cable!
00:06:50 Henchfrogs!
00:06:52 We have a mission.
00:06:56 We leave immediately.
00:07:00 What about dinner?
00:07:05 We leave... in five hours.
00:07:11 Love, love, love, love
00:07:20 This is quite tasty.
00:07:22 Thanks.
00:07:23 Not too bad, considering I only had
00:07:28 Rice?
00:07:31 What's that urge from deep inside?
00:07:34 The need to hurl won't be denied
00:07:37 That isn't rice
00:07:41 Larva, larva, larva...
00:07:46 That explains why it all ran to one side
00:07:51 You know...
00:07:53 ...I think we did pretty well today.
00:07:56 I suppose maybe I misjudged you a bit.
00:08:01 Do I hear an actual compliment coming?
00:08:04 - Never mind.
00:08:08 You're not the useless, whiny, stuck-up,
00:08:13 There. Was that so hard?
00:08:16 We better get some rest
00:08:19 Catch.
00:08:25 Tell me about yourself, Roddy.
00:08:28 Well, there's not much to tell.
00:08:31 You know all about me, warts and all.
00:08:35 I'm...
00:08:37 I'm in a boy band.
00:08:39 Yeah. Yeah, I'm the posh one.
00:08:42 I'm serious.
00:08:44 Tell me about your life Up Top.
00:08:50 You do have a family, don't you?
00:08:52 Of course I do. Brothers, sisters,
00:08:57 You wouldn't believe the fun we have.
00:08:59 Hanging out at the movies,
00:09:03 It's just so great!
00:09:07 No wonder you want to get home.
00:09:10 Yeah.
00:09:11 Well, I guess tomorrow
00:09:18 Good night.
00:09:19 Good night, Roddy.
00:09:24 Good night.
00:09:26 Good night.
00:09:28 Good night.
00:09:29 Good night.
00:09:31 Good night.
00:09:32 Good night, Roddy.
00:09:35 Don't let the bedbugs bite.
00:09:59 Wakey-wakey!
00:10:01 Getting close to Kensington.
00:10:03 Tie down anything loose.
00:10:06 Aye, aye, captain.
00:10:20 - Thank you.
00:10:23 - Bonjour!
00:10:25 - Bonjour!
00:10:26 Bonjour!
00:10:28 Who invited you onboard?
00:10:30 Hop it. Hop it!
00:10:33 The English little girly,
00:10:38 Le Frog.
00:10:40 I like a woman with a little fire.
00:10:45 You're going to pay for that,
00:10:49 But first,
00:11:10 I should have known.
00:11:11 Well done, Le Frog! I salute you, sir.
00:11:15 Now then, Rita, hand it over.
00:11:18 Hand what over?
00:11:21 This dance of deception must end.
00:11:24 Return what you have stolen from me.
00:11:27 Enough dancing!
00:11:29 I don't have it anymore.
00:11:32 What?
00:11:34 Oh, the ruby.
00:11:41 He's cuckoo, but family.
00:11:45 Oh, this is rich.
00:11:47 The ruby was a pretty thing.
00:11:52 Stop that.
00:11:53 But nothing when compared
00:11:57 The master what?
00:11:59 The cab...
00:12:01 Turn.
00:12:04 The cable!
00:12:09 - If that's all he wants...
00:12:11 What do you want it for anyway?
00:12:13 Oh, you'll see, come
00:12:20 The World Cup Final?
00:12:21 OK, OK, cousin, take a breath.
00:12:24 We'll get your cable, kill the rodents,
00:12:27 can settle down to a decent breakfast.
00:12:31 OK, men, to action!
00:12:33 We surrender!
00:12:35 No, not that one, you idiots!
00:12:44 I've got a plan.
00:12:49 Go for it.
00:12:51 Fly at twelve o'clock!
00:12:53 Oh, bother.
00:12:58 Fools! Grab them!
00:13:04 Le Frog! No! Get that cable!
00:13:08 Mon Dieu!
00:13:09 You rats, this is not over yet!
00:13:14 Roddy! The rapids!
00:13:18 Oh, no!
00:13:29 En garde!
00:13:32 Rita? We're going over!
00:13:35 Do something!
00:13:58 Gotcha!
00:14:06 Au revoir, mon chéri!
00:14:08 Take your flippers off me!
00:14:14 I have triumphed!
00:14:16 You stupid English, with your
00:14:20 you thought you could
00:14:28 ...deux...
00:14:31 ...trois!
00:14:37 Nibble for your life!
00:14:47 My belt, I think.
00:14:49 You rodents!
00:14:54 Goodbye, Jammy, me old mate.
00:15:11 We're OK, we're OK, we're OK, we're OK.
00:15:13 Try opening your eyes!
00:15:19 We're over Kensington!
00:15:21 Yeah, only a terrifying 900-foot drop
00:15:26 Where's your house then?
00:15:27 Right, now. Let me see...
00:15:30 Inverness Gardens, Vicarage Gate,
00:15:33 Try and go left.
00:15:34 That's it. Now go right.
00:15:37 This is gonna be tricky.
00:15:39 Yeah, and everything else
00:15:42 All right, here we go.
00:15:45 Forty-five, 47, 49...
00:15:49 ...now!
00:16:00 Well, I've had softer landings.
00:16:08 We did it.
00:16:10 I'm home.
00:16:12 The crew of the Jammy Dodger survives!
00:16:16 Yep.
00:16:18 Rita?
00:16:22 Oh, of course.
00:16:26 Wasn't your fault, Rod.
00:16:29 Quite an adventure, though, wasn't it?
00:16:31 Rita, I am so sorry.
00:16:35 But I think I might be able
00:16:40 Ta-da! As promised,
00:16:45 A genuine star-cut ruby.
00:16:48 It's just beautiful!
00:16:51 And the best part?
00:16:53 Unbreakable.
00:16:59 I don't know what to say.
00:17:01 You think it will be enough?
00:17:07 And maybe this could be
00:17:17 Well...
00:17:21 ...I suppose this is it.
00:17:23 Thank you... for the lift.
00:17:26 You're welcome.
00:17:31 - Roddy?
00:17:32 I don't suppose you'd have time
00:17:36 Of course.
00:17:38 I'd love to meet your family.
00:17:43 Hello?
00:17:45 Hello, hello, hello? Anybody home?
00:17:49 Wouldn't you know it?
00:17:51 Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
00:17:59 - What is that?
00:18:03 That's my master bedroom.
00:18:06 - It's a cage.
00:18:09 Then why the lock and bars?
00:18:10 That's my... home security system.
00:18:16 So much to see,
00:18:20 Roddy.
00:18:21 You're all alone up here, aren't you?
00:18:29 Goal!
00:18:31 Who's that?
00:18:33 That would be... my brother!
00:18:36 What a game! I can't believe it!
00:18:39 He shoots! He scores!
00:18:45 - Oh, hello.
00:18:47 -...Rupert!
00:18:48 Rupert, this is Rita. She's been
00:18:51 so looking forward
00:18:55 Obviously, there's not
00:18:58 I rather got the brains and...
00:19:02 but we're very close,
00:19:05 Well, how time flies
00:19:08 On with the tour, shall we?
00:19:09 Hello, Sid.
00:19:11 Hello, Rita.
00:19:13 - How's your dad?
00:19:16 Rupert?
00:19:19 What was that all about?
00:19:22 Look at his little face.
00:19:26 Brothers?
00:19:30 All Mr. Lonely has got
00:19:33 and a little wheel
00:19:36 This is too sweet!
00:19:38 What a loser!
00:19:47 It's OK, Roddy.
00:19:51 OK?
00:19:52 Look at this place, Rita.
00:19:57 I can do whatever I want
00:20:00 I'd say that's a little more
00:20:04 What do I need a family for?
00:20:08 I'm sorry, but if you have
00:20:11 ...I really have to get going. I have
00:20:18 I'll say goodbye, then...
00:20:22 ...Roddy St. James...
00:20:24 ...of Kensington.
00:21:00 Lonely
00:21:02 I'm Mr. Lonely
00:21:05 I have nobody
00:21:08 For my own
00:21:15 Only ten minutes left until halftime.
00:21:17 And what an amazing match...
00:21:19 Come on, England! This is fantastic!
00:21:22 A rare attack here by Germany,
00:21:26 Come here, bro!
00:21:33 Here, have a cheese puff.
00:21:36 Have another.
00:21:38 Here you go.
00:21:39 No! Duh.
00:21:42 Move... over.
00:21:44 - What?
00:21:48 I'll take some of that.
00:21:52 Word of advice, mate.
00:21:56 or you'll never make it to halftime.
00:22:01 What did you say?
00:22:02 The bathroom.
00:22:06 I don't want to miss any of the game.
00:22:08 Halftime. He's waiting till halftime!
00:22:12 Those floodgates won't hold forever!
00:22:15 No! Not the master cable!
00:22:18 What do you want it for anyway?
00:22:20 Oh, you'll see, come
00:22:26 Half... time.
00:22:30 Half... time.
00:22:34 Of course. That's The Toad's plan!
00:22:38 When everyone goes to the toilet,
00:22:41 Come with me.
00:22:43 What about the game?
00:22:45 And what a game it is!
00:22:47 Oh, a nasty fall there for Ray Bowers.
00:22:50 Can you see all right, Fergus?
00:22:52 Yes, thanks, Mum.
00:22:54 Where's your helmets? Which one's
00:22:58 These Brits don't know
00:23:03 Enjoy your last moments,
00:23:07 I've got Rita, boss! I've got Rita!
00:23:10 Get off me, you lab reject!
00:23:13 Ha! You missed.
00:23:19 Ah, Rita.
00:23:20 It's so good of you to return the cable.
00:23:24 Bonjour.
00:23:29 At last! It's mine!
00:23:38 Just take it.
00:23:43 Let there be light!
00:23:54 Please don't flush me, Roddy!
00:23:57 I've gone soft!
00:24:00 Sid, I want you to flush me.
00:24:03 Back?
00:24:04 Rita's in terrible danger.
00:24:07 Now, you like it here, don't you?
00:24:09 Oh, yes, Roddy.
00:24:13 And if I leave you, will you be good
00:24:16 I'll be as good as gold to her, Roddy.
00:24:21 Then the place is all yours.
00:24:22 - Sweet!
00:24:24 Let's get the bubbles going.
00:24:27 Right away, sir!
00:24:30 So long, Sid.
00:24:31 So long, Rodnick Saint Something
00:24:36 Geronimo!
00:24:40 And, lo, a chosen one
00:24:44 and he shall be our savior
00:24:50 I'm terribly sorry.
00:24:52 Just two minutes left till halftime!
00:24:55 - It's a fantasy start for England.
00:24:57 England leads Germany
00:25:00 What an amazing game
00:25:03 The grand opening.
00:25:15 And the referee again
00:25:18 Rita!
00:25:20 Fans for the fans!
00:25:22 Extra! Pied Piper
00:25:26 Balloons!
00:25:35 Rita!
00:25:40 Rita!
00:25:41 Roddy!
00:25:42 I'm sorry. I've been such a fool.
00:25:46 I should have admitted it, but I was
00:25:50 Do you think we can talk
00:25:53 Of course. There's no time.
00:25:56 and everyone Up Top goes to the toilet,
00:25:59 I know. And my family
00:26:01 We've got to warn everyone.
00:26:03 Stop them!
00:26:13 Oh, dear.
00:26:21 Whoa! Whitey!
00:26:23 I saw an opportunity and I seized it.
00:26:27 So you thought you could
00:26:34 You don't need us for that.
00:26:36 You think you're so clever,
00:26:38 Well, I'll be the one laughing
00:26:41 when every last revolting rat
00:26:45 For I shall repopulate the city...
00:26:49 ...with these!
00:26:56 Nasty.
00:26:57 - Is this the Glorious Amphibian Dawn?
00:27:01 - Can I have a pony?
00:27:02 - A puppy?
00:27:04 - Can we talk about it now?
00:27:05 - Can I have a puppy?
00:27:08 You can't all have puppies!
00:27:11 We need to get down
00:27:14 How?
00:27:15 It's impossible.
00:27:18 England is winning. Anything's possible.
00:27:24 Turn it off, Whitey!
00:27:27 - Come on!
00:27:32 Oh. Hi, boss.
00:27:34 Whitey! They're biting my bottom! Help!
00:27:37 I'm coming, Spike!
00:27:41 You fools! Grab them!
00:27:43 Top floor, lingerie, housewares
00:27:45 and certain doom!
00:28:01 Do I have to do everything myself?!
00:28:12 There goes the whistle for halftime!
00:28:16 You're too late to do anything!
00:28:21 Oh, yeah? Well, come and get us
00:28:32 Oh, no!
00:28:47 The gate. Back this way! Come on!
00:28:51 Rita!
00:28:53 If I'm going,
00:28:55 Just go, Roddy!
00:29:03 That's it.
00:29:06 Roddy!
00:29:07 Stop moving!
00:29:09 Come and get me,
00:29:12 Roddy, look out!
00:29:16 Yes!
00:29:28 Le Frog!
00:29:35 Let's finish this.
00:29:36 Let me go!
00:29:38 Goodbye, rat!
00:29:40 Rita!
00:29:50 Feeling a little tongue-tied?
00:29:51 Impossible!
00:29:53 Toodle-oo.
00:30:04 - Wave! Wave!
00:30:07 No, giant wave!
00:30:13 Please work. Please work. Please work!
00:30:38 High five!
00:30:41 Oh, yeah.
00:30:46 Look! It's Roddy and Rita!
00:30:48 Good on you, girl!
00:30:49 Hooray for Millicent Bystander!
00:30:52 Millicent!
00:30:54 Millicent! Millicent! Millicent!
00:30:57 You're a hero, Roddy.
00:31:01 Big deal.
00:31:06 You wretched vermin!
00:31:07 I'll make you pay for this!
00:31:10 Give it a rest, cousin.
00:31:17 Rita...
00:31:20 ...I was wondering, if you do build
00:31:26 ...you wouldn't happen to need
00:31:34 Left a good job in the city
00:31:34 Left a good job in the city
00:31:39 Workin' for the man every night and day
00:31:44 Rollin'
00:31:46 Rollin' on the river
00:31:49 Rollin' on the river
00:31:54 OK.
00:32:01 Hello, Tom! Give us a squeeze!
00:32:09 All right, chaps.
00:32:11 Big wheel keep on turnin'
00:32:14 Proud Mary keep on burnin'
00:32:17 Rollin', rollin'
00:32:20 Rollin' on the river
00:32:36 I love a happy ending.
00:32:38 You've gone soft! I like unhappy
00:32:46 Are you happy now, Spike?
00:32:55 - Shall we?
00:32:58 Big wheel keep on turnin'
00:33:00 Proud Mary keep on burnin'
00:33:18 - Where are we going?
00:33:22 But we're gonna get there really fast!
00:33:25 I'm coming, Mr. Jones! I'm coming!
00:33:40 Ah, this is the life.
00:33:43 Ah, this is the life.
00:33:43 Roddy, I'm home!
00:33:46 And I've brought you a new friend!