Fly Me To The Moon

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00:00:54 Weather looks good today.
00:00:57 T minus 30 minutes and counting.
00:01:00 In 1957, the Soviet Union
00:01:06 by sending the Sputnik
00:01:10 Four years later, when NASA was
00:01:15 cosmonaut Yuri Gagarin became
00:01:20 The Soviets were beating the Americans
00:01:26 Feeling a sense of urgency
00:01:28 in finding a way to overtake
00:01:32 President John F. Kennedy
00:01:35 to a joint session of Congress
00:01:42 I believe that this nation
00:01:45 to achieving the goal,
00:01:49 of landing a man on the moon and
00:02:40 Fly me to the moon
00:02:42 Let me play among the stars
00:02:47 Let me see what spring is like
00:02:50 On Jupiter and Mars
00:02:55 In other words hold my hand
00:03:02 In other words, oh, baby, kiss me
00:03:14 Okay, Apollo 10,
00:03:18 Copy that. We are now 101,000
00:03:39 Groovin'
00:03:42 On a Sunday afternoon
00:03:47 Yeah
00:03:48 Really, oh, baby
00:03:52 Couldn't get away too soon
00:03:55 No, baby
00:03:58 I can't imagine
00:04:03 The world is ours
00:04:08 There ain't a place
00:04:12 Groovin'
00:04:17 Hey, guys! Far out!
00:04:19 I found some double-chocolate layer cake
00:04:25 Didn't you just eat
00:04:29 What can I say?
00:04:33 Metabolism. All flies do.
00:04:35 But you, Scooter, you're off the scale.
00:04:39 Cool!
00:04:40 That's not a good thing.
00:04:42 Obesity is very rare in flies,
00:04:44 given our propensity
00:04:47 Gorging yourself
00:04:50 not to mention difficulty
00:04:55 Scooter! That is gross!
00:05:03 So, what's going on
00:05:07 Beats me.
00:05:09 Hey, guys! You want some?
00:05:12 We're trying to work here, Scooter.
00:05:15 Okay.
00:05:16 I guess you don't want to hear
00:05:21 The human's mom makes killer meat loaf
00:05:25 Always chucks the leftovers.
00:05:27 Oh! And she made the best
00:05:32 with all the frosting,
00:05:35 Enough with the food. What did you hear?
00:05:38 - I think the dad works for the space guys.
00:05:43 That's it. I overheard them talking
00:05:50 Astronauts. So, what about them?
00:05:53 Hi, guys. What you doing?
00:05:55 Nothing much. What are you doing here?
00:05:58 We're meeting Butch and Ray here.
00:06:03 Oh, yeah? What kind of adventure?
00:06:05 Nothing much.
00:06:09 grabbing a quick bite
00:06:12 What are you pipsqueaks up to?
00:06:15 Looks like they're playing
00:06:20 Let me give you kids
00:06:24 Be alert.
00:06:29 We do have eyes behind our heads.
00:06:32 Bingo.
00:06:34 Ladies, shall we leave
00:06:39 Playtime! That's a good one, Butch!
00:06:46 Everybody's going on an adventure,
00:06:50 And what do we do?
00:06:54 We are kids.
00:06:56 Exactly.
00:06:58 So, you were saying about the astronauts?
00:07:01 - They're sending them to the moon.
00:07:06 - That's what I heard.
00:07:12 An awesome scientific feat
00:07:15 I'd like to do something like that.
00:07:17 You know, go someplace different,
00:07:21 I was at the Pinehill Dump last year
00:07:25 I'm talking someplace special, not a dump.
00:07:28 We're flies. We buzz around, eat,
00:07:33 What else do you need out of life?
00:07:36 If it ain't an adventure,
00:07:40 Okay, Grandpa McFly.
00:07:42 Oh, no! I forgot!
00:07:44 What? What?
00:07:46 It's Grandpa's birthday party. I'm late!
00:07:51 All right!
00:08:00 Hey, wait up, guys!
00:08:07 I'm going up the country,
00:08:12 I'm going up the country
00:08:14 Baby, don't you wanna go
00:08:18 I'm going to some place
00:08:28 Drop the cake!
00:08:31 You can't drop perfectly stale cake.
00:09:00 I'm gonna leave this city,
00:09:06 I'm gonna leave this city,
00:09:12 All this fussing and fighting, man
00:09:14 You know I sure can't stay
00:09:18 Now, baby, pack your leaving trunk,
00:09:22 Just exactly
00:09:24 But we might even
00:09:30 'Cause there's a brand new game
00:09:33 Louie!
00:09:35 Hiya, kid. Well, look at you,
00:09:41 Careful, the girls will be all over you.
00:09:44 Hiya, Louie. You want some party mold?
00:09:48 Never turn down free mold.
00:09:53 Yeah, I'm trying to watch
00:09:56 You never know
00:09:58 It's a dung ball, stupid!
00:10:04 So a woman walks into the kitchen,
00:10:07 finds her husband walking around
00:10:11 "What are you doing?" she asks.
00:10:16 "You get any?" she replies.
00:10:18 "Yep, three males, two females."
00:10:23 "Well," he says,
00:10:26 "and two were on the phone!"
00:10:32 Trust me, it's very funny.
00:10:37 Okay, kids, we're wearing Grandpa out.
00:10:43 Stay away from any chemicals!
00:10:48 - How are we holding up, Dad?
00:10:52 Hello, Mrs. McFly.
00:10:55 Yummy, is this brie?
00:10:57 Scooter, show some manners.
00:11:00 I think your grandson and company
00:11:03 - Here's my boy.
00:11:07 What's this?
00:11:09 Oh, I remember this flypaper.
00:11:13 Still got some bite to it, don't it?
00:11:15 Yes, sir. It was down in Argentina.
00:11:19 Ended up saving ten lives that day,
00:11:23 Where in tarnation did you ever find it?
00:11:27 Mom had it hidden away.
00:11:29 And it would have stayed that way if it
00:11:33 Curiosity killed the cat.
00:11:37 You worry too much, sweetie.
00:11:41 - Tell your Grandpa here how you're doing.
00:11:45 Not bad for an old fly.
00:11:49 You know any hotties
00:11:51 Dad, be nice.
00:11:55 I'm gonna go check on the maggots.
00:11:58 Grandpa, you think a fly
00:12:02 The moon? Sure. Anything's possible.
00:12:06 Remember the motto,
00:12:08 if it ain't an adventure,
00:12:17 I ever tell you I once flew across
00:12:22 About a hundred times.
00:12:25 You wanna hear it
00:12:28 Sure. I love that story, Grandpa.
00:12:31 Well, if you insist.
00:12:35 We were about 10 hours into it,
00:12:43 Everything was going a-okay,
00:12:45 so I thought I'd take myself a little
00:13:08 Well, no sooner had I dozed off,
00:13:10 I woke up to find the plane
00:13:15 What was wrong, Grandpa?
00:13:17 I'll tell you what was wrong.
00:13:22 That ocean was like black pavement,
00:13:27 We were gonna die.
00:13:29 - What did you do, Grandpa?
00:13:34 I flew straight up her nose.
00:13:45 She blew out one serious booger.
00:13:54 You saved the day, Grandpa.
00:13:57 Darn right, I did.
00:14:03 After that, it was smooth flying.
00:14:07 Couple hours later, we landed in France.
00:14:20 That's when I met Nadia.
00:14:22 Who's Nadia?
00:14:25 Oh, I guess I haven't.
00:14:28 Well, she was just about the prettiest
00:14:32 Russian, from Minsk.
00:14:34 Wow. You knew a Russian?
00:14:36 Sure did.
00:14:38 - How come you didn't marry her?
00:14:42 That's kind of hard to explain.
00:14:46 But she could put away the vodka.
00:14:51 Oh, Nat?
00:14:53 Why don't you go say hello
00:14:55 - She just came out of her cocoon.
00:14:59 See if anybody needs anything.
00:15:04 Let me know
00:15:07 - I might want to come along with you.
00:15:11 Nothing crazy about a boy
00:15:14 Can't hold him back forever.
00:15:15 I'm just trying to prepare him
00:15:19 Dreamers get swatted.
00:15:21 Mrs. McFly, one of your maggots
00:15:25 - They're halfway down the block.
00:15:31 All right!
00:15:34 Who wants to twist an antenna
00:15:48 When I don't know what to do
00:15:50 I just wanna fly, fly, fly
00:15:53 I wanna be with you
00:15:58 Baby, baby, baby,
00:16:18 Let me know
00:16:21 I might want to come along with you.
00:16:50 Okay. I've been doing a lot of thinking.
00:16:55 I was doing a lot of sleeping.
00:17:00 - I'm going to the moon.
00:17:03 Are you crazy?
00:17:06 We can if we hitch a ride.
00:17:08 Wait a minute. What's this "we" stuff?
00:17:11 Guys, we've watched a ton of these flights.
00:17:14 They only last a few minutes.
00:17:19 Oh, gosh, I don't know.
00:17:24 Where's your sense of adventure?
00:17:27 We're always talking about
00:17:30 Yeah, road trip. Earth. Terra firma.
00:17:33 Is that a dessert?
00:17:35 Oh, just forget it, then.
00:17:39 He's crazy, sleep-deprived.
00:17:42 Nat, wait!
00:17:44 What... What are you doing? Let him go.
00:17:49 Okay.
00:17:51 Don't do it.
00:17:53 I'm in.
00:17:56 You did it.
00:18:02 What?
00:18:03 Oh, no. You guys don't need me to go.
00:18:07 - We need you.
00:18:12 You guys, this is not good.
00:18:15 I've got heartburn just thinking about it.
00:18:18 Scooter!
00:18:20 All right. All right, I'm in.
00:18:24 Adventure forever!
00:18:26 Dreamers get swatted? Never!
00:18:29 All right, first thing we have to do
00:18:33 - Can we get them done by tomorrow?
00:18:57 Kind of late
00:19:01 I was just getting some fresh air, was all.
00:19:04 Really? Gee,
00:19:08 Maybe there's a fire at the dump, then.
00:19:10 I'm talking up here.
00:19:14 You want to tell your Grandpa
00:19:51 So, tell your old Grandpa
00:19:55 because I know something is.
00:19:57 I want to do something special, Grandpa.
00:20:03 - Is that right?
00:20:05 You know, I'm all for adventure.
00:20:07 Nothing better than
00:20:10 having that excitement
00:20:12 Yeah! You can't beat it.
00:20:15 But I'll tell you something.
00:20:19 that maybe you're just not ready
00:20:22 I bet you never waited for adventure.
00:20:24 You're right about that.
00:20:26 But, well, I have come up short.
00:20:30 What do you mean "short"?
00:20:32 Well, as a matter of fact,
00:20:35 reminded me of the time
00:20:39 The humans over at NASA
00:20:43 Just a handful of years ago,
00:20:47 I was gonna be the first fly
00:20:50 You actually went into space?
00:20:52 No, not exactly.
00:20:56 Darn scientist knocked me clean
00:21:05 Before I knew what hit
00:21:08 I had missed my shot,
00:21:12 Yeah, kind of knocked me back to Earth,
00:21:16 I guess somebody was reminding me
00:21:21 Ever since then, well, I began thinking
00:21:27 Your time will come, little one.
00:21:32 Your time will come.
00:22:27 How'd we make out with the space suits?
00:22:30 Great. Okay, you guys, this is it.
00:22:36 I sure hope it's a round-trip ticket.
00:22:38 I need some breakfast.
00:23:05 Okay, we split up,
00:23:08 we get into the lunch pail.
00:23:10 - Okay. Let's do it.
00:23:29 - Scooter! IQ's been hit!
00:23:36 IQ, get up! Move!
00:23:42 No!
00:23:53 - You okay?
00:23:56 - This is gonna be a crazy ride.
00:24:11 - Thanks, Nat.
00:24:26 Wow!
00:24:40 Moon, here we come.
00:25:01 - Morning, everybody. What's for breakfast?
00:25:07 I thought he was down here already.
00:25:10 Maggots, stop playing with your grease.
00:25:13 Nat, time for breakfast! Where is he?
00:25:18 He's not here. He left.
00:25:21 What do you mean, he left?
00:25:23 Hi, everybody.
00:25:26 - I haven't seen him.
00:25:29 Don't tell us. IQ's missing, too?
00:25:32 - Mommy! Mommy! They went to the moon!
00:25:36 They took a rocket to the moon, Mommy.
00:25:39 - What did you say, sweetheart?
00:25:43 - I heard moon.
00:25:46 - Please, not now, Dad.
00:25:49 Of course what?
00:25:50 Today's the day the humans are
00:25:54 - Nat's going to the moon!
00:25:56 - Nat's going to the moon!
00:25:58 The heat from the rocket
00:26:01 I told IQ, "Never, ever, cross the fence."
00:26:04 Oh, my lord of the flies!
00:26:18 Well, I'll be.
00:26:31 Hey, man. How's it going?
00:26:32 - Good, guys. Everything a-okay?
00:26:35 Big day, huh?
00:26:38 What if he doesn't open
00:26:41 Don't worry. He'll open it.
00:26:45 Just remember, when he does,
00:26:48 He'll be swatting at anything that moves.
00:26:56 Okay. This is it, guys! Be alert.
00:27:10 Whoa, that was close.
00:27:12 - He almost got me!
00:27:16 I didn't see him.
00:27:17 There he is! What is he doing?
00:27:22 Scooter!
00:27:25 Oh, no. Scooter!
00:27:30 - What's up, guys?
00:27:34 - Where?
00:27:38 You thought that fatso was me?
00:27:50 Nice fake-out, fly.
00:27:53 Okay, listen up. Phase one, complete.
00:27:57 Now, we find the astronauts.
00:28:06 This is Apollo launch control.
00:28:07 T minus 58 minutes, 55 seconds
00:28:12 The countdown for Apollo 11 is still
00:28:17 In most cases, we're a matter of five or ten
00:28:25 Look at all the people here!
00:28:30 If something happens to Nat,
00:28:35 Me, too!
00:28:36 Look, gals, I know you're all worried,
00:28:41 They need adventure in their lives.
00:28:44 So, dry up those tears,
00:28:54 Ah, women!
00:28:58
00:29:02 We are still proceeding
00:29:05 All elements reporting in that all systems
00:29:09 We couldn't help but overhear.
00:29:11 Are you the three moms of
00:29:14 - How do you know that?
00:29:17 We need to find a TV
00:29:21 Come on. Follow me.
00:29:24 Hey, watch out!
00:29:57 We ready to go?
00:30:00 Well, we'll stay with you, Kenny.
00:30:02 Be sure you hold that wide shot
00:30:04 It's set up here, right now.
00:30:07 Look at them.
00:30:15 I'm not going to faint. I'm not going to...
00:30:21 Here we go again.
00:30:40 Wow! This is beyond cool.
00:30:48 Well, gentlemen,
00:30:50 Copy that. Should be a fun week or so.
00:30:53 - A week?
00:30:55 A week?
00:30:57 I'm gonna need more food.
00:31:01 Starting final countdown.
00:31:04 Ten, nine, eight...
00:32:44 Sweetie, they're on their way.
00:32:47 Maybe it won't be that bad.
00:32:50 They go up, they come down.
00:32:52 Sure. It'll be over
00:32:55 I don't think so. I just heard
00:32:59 - What?
00:33:13 Hello, Apollo 11,
00:33:16 We're taking over for launch
00:33:19 Let's run through our
00:33:22 Roger that, Houston.
00:35:23 - He'll be back before you know it.
00:35:28 Your boy's going to the moon.
00:35:31 I could only dream about doing that,
00:35:35 - Everything will be all right, I promise.
00:35:40 We're family.
00:35:41 Just don't give me
00:35:44 Okay?
00:35:45 I'll try.
00:35:54 Apollo 11, this is Houston.
00:35:58 and we'd like the crew status report
00:36:03 Copy that, Houston.
00:36:05 Fit as a fiddle up here.
00:36:22 Hurry, everybody!
00:36:27 We have to find a TV!
00:36:29 Hey, there's a Pearson's appliance store
00:36:32 Come on.
00:36:39 Apollo 11? Houston, again.
00:36:41 We will begin our live television
00:36:44 Copy that, Houston.
00:36:46 Did you hear that, guys?
00:36:49 - All right.
00:37:05 Did they start yet?
00:37:08 Almost. Hey, look, they're on!
00:37:12 Good evening.
00:37:13 Tonight, the United States has
00:37:18 In just a few moments' time,
00:37:20 we will get the first glimpse
00:37:23 With our connection
00:37:26 we're able to broadcast
00:37:31 I'm getting word from Houston
00:37:33 Apollo 11, Houston.
00:38:03 - Did anybody see that?
00:38:06 A fly. Three to be exact.
00:38:10 Okay, people,
00:38:14 Apollo 11, Houston.
00:38:16 As far as we can see,
00:38:19 Sounds good to us.
00:38:23 - Good night, IQ.
00:38:28 I did it, Grandpa. I did it.
00:39:29 We now have photos
00:39:32 American astronaut has made
00:39:37 Kremlin very embarrassed.
00:39:41 How happen this to us?
00:39:45 How happen this to us?
00:39:47 I want answers. Not yesterday. Today!
00:39:50 - Comrade Poopchev, I will explain.
00:39:55 Hi, Mom! Hi, Grandpa!
00:39:57 We did it, Grandpa McFly!
00:40:03 We did it, Grandpa McFly!
00:40:09 Nadia, these last few days have been great.
00:40:14 - This world so crazy, no?
00:40:19 Please, for me, forgive.
00:40:24 My father, he very ill. He need me.
00:40:29 Nadia, I'll never forget you.
00:40:37 This killing me.
00:40:42 Nadia, I need food when I get angry.
00:40:45 For you, Comrade, I make your lunch.
00:40:51 What do you propose, Comrade Poopchev?
00:40:55 Do we have operatives
00:41:03 Well?
00:41:06 We make slight mistake, Comrade.
00:41:08 What kind mistake?
00:41:14 We send them to launch center in Florida,
00:41:17 You idiot! Idiot! Idiot!
00:41:20 How are we going to stop Americans from...
00:41:24 Wait a Russian minute,
00:41:28 Tell me, who we have in Florida?
00:41:31 Two pencil pushers and Yegor.
00:41:35 Yegor? This is good. Very good, maybe.
00:41:41 It is?
00:41:42 Focus will be on mission control
00:41:48 We make plan,
00:41:50 change re-entry codes from
00:41:55 - They never suspect that.
00:41:59 Stop, I know.
00:42:01 Okay! Tell Yegor
00:42:06 Tell him Mother Russia will wait
00:42:19 - No way Americans can succeed.
00:42:28 Is amusing, America.
00:42:36 Apollo 11, this is Houston. Over.
00:42:40 Apollo 11, we have a little problem
00:42:44 Copy, Houston. What kind of contaminant?
00:42:47 Flies. We believe you have flies aboard,
00:42:52 eliminate any possible
00:42:55 Roger that.
00:43:03 - I slept like a baby.
00:43:06 - we're three minutes from lunar orbit...
00:43:08 Is that all you ever think about?
00:43:13 - Guys, you smell anything?
00:43:18 Roger that.
00:43:19 What's the problem?
00:43:23 It's gone now.
00:43:26 Commencing orbital burn.
00:43:30 Hey, listen up, you guys!
00:44:03 Scooter, look out!
00:44:09 Whoa, that was close!
00:44:12 Houston? We seem to be taking on
00:44:17 Yeah, we're monitoring that now.
00:44:23 What's going on, IQ?
00:44:24 I think we gotta slow down, get into
00:44:29 Better strap in, fellas.
00:44:33 We want you to cut back power
00:44:36 Houston, we don't have a whole lot of
00:44:40 We know, 25 percent.
00:44:42 Roger.
00:44:46 Houston, we seem to have a small problem.
00:44:53 Commander, we've discovered a short
00:44:56 It needs to be manually disconnected.
00:44:59 Sir, we don't have time to trace a short.
00:45:03 It's the only shot we've got.
00:45:05 I knew I smelled smoke!
00:45:08 We gotta do something!
00:45:11 I'm with you!
00:45:26 - What are we looking for?
00:45:49 I think I found it! What do we do?
00:45:55 We've gotta put it back in.
00:45:59 Careful! It's too hot.
00:46:01 We need something,
00:46:03 Will this work?
00:46:11 Let me help you.
00:46:14 Come on, harder!
00:46:23 You did it, Aldrin.
00:46:25 I did, didn't I?
00:46:28 Let's get out of here.
00:46:32 I love toasted olives.
00:46:39 Apollo 11, you have been cleared
00:46:44 Roger that, Houston.
00:47:18 Come home soon, my little dreamer.
00:47:45 Houston, lunar module is
00:47:50 Good work, Commander.
00:48:04 Commander Armstrong,
00:48:06 Are we ready to begin transfer
00:48:09 - Ready as can be, Houston.
00:48:12 This is it, guys.
00:48:33 Wow, look at that moon.
00:48:36 It's shining like a spoon.
00:48:39 This is so cool.
00:48:43 Guys, what's that?
00:48:48 - What's happening?
00:49:06 Whoa, what was that?
00:49:14 IQ, wake up.
00:49:22 Scooter, please wake up.
00:49:29 What have I done?
00:49:42 Okay.
00:49:43 On the count of three,
00:49:46 All right?
00:49:48 Ready. One, two, three!
00:49:53 Pull! Pull! Pull! Pull!
00:50:00 Houston, we are ready to begin
00:50:05 You may proceed.
00:50:13 Scooter! You're alive!
00:50:16 What? Of course I'm alive.
00:50:20 - What happened?
00:50:24 You're both alive!
00:50:25 Yeah, but for how much longer?
00:50:32 How are we gonna get out of here?
00:50:37 Wait. Let me help you.
00:50:40 Ready? Push!
00:50:45 It won't move!
00:50:48 You know, IQ, if you'd help us,
00:50:53 I have a better idea.
00:50:57 and apply it to the tube
00:51:00 we might be able to dislodge ourselves,
00:51:02 thereby creating a natural momentum
00:51:05 - You mean push the tube over and break it?
00:51:08 Why didn't you just say that?
00:51:11 All together.
00:51:15 Come on, harder!
00:51:25 We're doomed.
00:51:29 Houston,
00:51:31 It seems we are off target
00:51:36 Copy that, Apollo 11.
00:51:39 It's gonna be a rough landing if we
00:51:44 We're going to have to switch over
00:51:46 Can you bring her down yourself?
00:51:48 Roger that, Houston. Let's give it a go.
00:52:07 We're approaching the southwest
00:52:14 Houston, we're experiencing some
00:52:18 Nine hundred feet,
00:52:24 - Houston, do you copy?
00:52:28 Eight hundred feet, 21 down.
00:52:30 Apollo 11,
00:52:33 Be prepared for possible abort
00:52:38 Copy that.
00:52:43 Oh, come on, boys.
00:52:53 Take us surfing
00:52:57 Take us surfing
00:53:01 We're awaiting word
00:53:04 Everyone here is engaged
00:53:08 The excitement is palpable.
00:53:10 Apollo 11, we've established the cause
00:53:14 Due to unanticipated radar data,
00:53:19 We've alleviated the problem.
00:53:22 Roger that, Houston.
00:53:24 Four hundred down and nine.
00:53:44 Great. Now, what?
00:53:46 Weightlessness.
00:53:52 On this incredible occasion,
00:53:55 the world's eyes are on
00:53:59 These adventurers are going to be
00:54:02 which has obviously
00:54:05 Oh, guys, we're about to meet
00:54:42 We've got shadow out here.
00:54:45 Thirty feet,
00:54:48 Roger that, Apollo 11.
00:55:12 Houston, Tranquility Base.
00:55:21 - We're on the moon!
00:55:25 Did you hear something?
00:55:27 - I thought I did for a moment there.
00:55:34 - Nat's on the moon! Nat's on the moon!
00:55:39 Yes, he is, sweethearts.
00:55:42 I'll be. Our boy's on the moon.
00:55:46 Hey, you're not fainting!
00:55:48 - No more fainting, Dad.
00:55:55 Good work, you guys.
00:55:59 Good work, Commander.
00:56:01 Okay. I guess it's time for me to suit up.
00:56:07 It looks like there's only gonna be
00:56:10 Nat, we wouldn't be here
00:56:18 Houston, we're good to go.
00:57:32 I'm at the foot of the ladder.
00:57:34 The lunar module footpads
00:57:39 about one or two inches.
00:57:43 The surface appears to be
00:57:48 As you get close to it,
00:58:12 That's one small step for man,
00:58:17 one giant leap for mankind.
00:59:29 I can't believe it. I'm on the moon!
00:59:33 Well, I'll be.
00:59:35 What was that, Commander?
00:59:37 Nothing, Houston.
01:00:35 Look at the Americans!
01:00:39 This is fantastic.
01:00:41 You idiot! Idiot! Idiot!
01:00:45 Where is Nadia?
01:00:49 I have not seen her
01:00:52 How strange.
01:00:58 Come in! The door's open!
01:01:02 Hello, my name is Nadia. I come to America.
01:01:08 Oh, my lord of the flies!
01:01:11 Maggots!
01:01:13 Come in, come in.
01:01:16 Children very crazy, no?
01:01:23 - What's all the commotion? I was...
01:01:27 Nadia! Why are you...
01:01:31 How did you get here, let alone find me?
01:01:34 Darling, it too long time
01:01:38 - You have beautiful wife and...
01:01:45 Your grandson, he in big, big danger.
01:01:50 - What? My Nat?
01:01:53 Many flies in my country
01:01:59 They not stop. They want to make sure
01:02:04 Ain't nobody gonna hurt Nat.
01:02:06 Russian operative
01:02:11 - He must be stopped!
01:02:15 His name is Yegor.
01:02:20 twitch like locomotive
01:02:23 - Dad, what are you doing?
01:02:26 The Russians have got to be stopped.
01:02:30 Amos, be careful.
01:02:53 Houston, we are preparing
01:02:57 Copy that, Apollo 11.
01:03:05 Hey, any of you guys hungry?
01:03:29 Apollo 11, you have been cleared
01:03:32 - for lunar module docking.
01:03:48 Houston,
01:03:50 Copy that, Apollo 11.
01:03:58 Where's Scooter? Scooter?
01:04:01 Hey, what's going on? Where are we?
01:04:25 Wow.
01:05:02 Houston, we are leveling out
01:05:06 Job well done, men.
01:05:34 It's too small. Help me.
01:05:41 Everything is in place.
01:05:43 Yegor handle diversion
01:05:47 We move into action,
01:05:51 Ah, not worry, Comrade. I not fail you.
01:05:55 Make sure you don't.
01:06:02 Too much.
01:06:05 Commencing to re-dock.
01:06:13 Houston, lunar module
01:06:20 Houston, we are moving back
01:06:40 Houston, we are commencing
01:06:43 Scooter!
01:06:46 Where is he?
01:06:47 We're back in the command module.
01:06:49 - What?
01:06:52 Scooter's going to be left behind!
01:06:54 He's still in the lunar module.
01:06:58 - I'm going in after him.
01:07:05 Commencing lunar module
01:07:18 Hey, Nat. Where have you been?
01:07:20 They're gonna disconnect
01:07:22 - from the command module.
01:07:24 No! Not cool.
01:07:26 If we don't get out of here,
01:07:33 - Hurry, Scooter, hurry!
01:07:38 Come on, Scooter. Come on! You can do it!
01:07:46 Suck in your belly! That should do it!
01:07:51 Disengaging lunar module.
01:07:54 Guys?
01:08:10 Guys. This is terrible.
01:08:15 I should have done something.
01:08:18 Hey, IQ? You want some?
01:08:22 Scooter! You're alive!
01:08:25 I should kill you.
01:08:27 You and your compulsive eating!
01:08:31 Scooter, you really gotta go on a diet.
01:08:35 I promise. I promise I will. Guys?
01:08:43 - They are American flies, after all.
01:08:48 What was that all about?
01:08:50 I don't know, but we're going home.
01:09:00 All right, you two.
01:09:04 I heard the stories
01:09:08 Maybe you did, and maybe you didn't,
01:09:13 We gotta stop these Russians
01:09:16 I want you to get in there and find them.
01:09:21 Right! We won't fail you, Grandpa.
01:09:24 All right, boys, stretch out.
01:09:38 Houston, we are on course.
01:09:41 and we are beginning
01:09:46 Alert, Yegor,
01:09:52 Babushka, how we feel now? Better?
01:09:57 Much better. I thought I was over
01:10:02 Nadia, look. I don't do this sort of thing,
01:10:05 but I'm not gonna just sit here
01:10:08 to lord of the flies knows what!
01:10:10 Boys? Lick your faces.
01:10:16 Yeah!
01:10:17 Okay. We rocks and rolls.
01:10:23 I bet when we get back, they'll throw us
01:10:28 Scooter!
01:10:30 Not that I'm eating anything
01:10:34 Houston, we've made our
01:10:37 and have readjusted the flight path
01:10:40 Roger that. We'll switch over
01:10:45 Americans think they can beat us.
01:10:50 Mother Russia is strong!
01:11:44 Hey, you're that Russian, aren't you?
01:11:48 Russian? What are you talking about?
01:11:52 - I made a wrong turn.
01:11:56 Butch, he's got the scar.
01:11:59 Scar? It's a birthmark.
01:12:03 Don't move!
01:12:05 And what do you plan on doing?
01:12:09 Ever wanted to be a firefly?
01:12:43 He's getting away!
01:12:44 So long, losers!
01:12:50 Not so fast!
01:13:03 They send a bunch of old flies after me?
01:13:07 I will make quick work of all of you.
01:13:11 Is that right?
01:13:13 I'm all you're gonna be able to handle.
01:13:16 Bring it on, Grandpa!
01:13:18 All right, Grandpa! You got him!
01:13:26 That's it, Grandpa.
01:13:29 Yeah, get him!
01:13:31 All right, Grandpa!
01:13:35 Wow. That had to hurt.
01:13:40 You got him! You got him!
01:13:49 Come on, Grandpa! Work those wings!
01:14:01 Hey, that's cheating!
01:14:02 Everything fair in war and love.
01:14:05 Isn't what you silly Americans say?
01:14:16 Yeah, get him, Grandpa!
01:15:09 - Yeah! She rocks!
01:15:15 You act like big fly?
01:15:19 Little, nothing fly.
01:15:21 Nadia, don't. They have washed brain.
01:15:28 No, no wash brain. I get smart.
01:15:35 - My kind of woman!
01:15:38 Fit as a fiddle.
01:15:41 Yeah. I got big foot.
01:15:44 What take Yegor so long?
01:15:49 Maybe something wrong?
01:15:53 - Not so fast!
01:15:56 What this? Some kind of joke?
01:16:00 - Boys?
01:16:05 Prepare your butts to be kicked!
01:16:19 - Good one!
01:16:22 Gonna hurt my boys, huh?
01:16:36 Standing by, Houston.
01:16:40 Copy that, Commander.
01:16:42 We've begun live TV transmission
01:18:13 No! How happen this to me?
01:18:17 I'm finished! Kaput!
01:18:21 What you do now? Join circus clowns?
01:18:24 No, I move to Miami Beach.
01:18:26 New groovy club need
01:18:30 - What?
01:18:35 You think groovy club need two waiters?
01:18:41 Give me some skin, Comrade.
01:18:45 Maybe too groovy.
01:19:15 Welcome home!
01:19:29 Hey, guys, something big
01:19:34 - Scooter!
01:19:46 - It's all my fault.
01:19:49 - I wanted to go to the moon.
01:19:52 Well, actually, I didn't,
01:20:05 I love you, Mom.
01:20:22 Sorry you didn't get your chance
01:20:26 Don't you worry about me.
01:20:28 I got lots more adventure
01:20:32 - I love you, Grandpa.
01:20:40 I ever tell you about the time
01:20:44 Only about a million times!
01:20:47 Wanna hear it a million and one?
01:20:50 Sure, I love that story, Grandpa.
01:20:53 We were about 10 hours into it,
01:21:01 Hold on! Hold the credits!
01:21:07 Hello, I'm Buzz Aldrin. The original Buzz
01:21:14 My friends here at the Space Program
01:21:19 to set the record straight.
01:21:21 No matter what you may have heard
01:21:27 there were no contaminants, no flies,
01:21:34 It is, in fact, a scientific impossibility.
01:21:38 Now that we've straightened that out,
01:21:41 I want to salute all the men and women
01:21:46 before and after that first moon mission,
01:21:53 Let us always continue
01:21:57 What was that all about?
01:22:00 - Adventure forever!
01:22:15 Fly me to the moon
01:22:16 And let me play among the stars
01:22:21 Let me see what spring is like
01:22:25 On Jupiter and Mars
01:22:29 In other words
01:22:31 Hold my hand
01:22:37 In other words
01:22:40 Darling, kiss me
01:22:44 Fly me to the moon
01:22:54 In other words
01:22:57 Please be true
01:23:02 In other words
01:23:06 I love you
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