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Fool s Gold
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| 00:03:57 |
You fuck, you broke it. |
| 00:04:40 |
What the hell was that? |
| 00:04:42 |
What was what? |
| 00:04:43 |
I'm referring to the enormous |
| 00:04:48 |
Alfonz? |
| 00:04:53 |
Do you have any idea what this is? |
| 00:04:55 |
I would guess it is a piece of a plate |
| 00:04:59 |
Do you have any idea what this is, buddy? |
| 00:05:01 |
This is it. |
| 00:05:03 |
This is it, man, this is what |
| 00:05:06 |
Eight years. |
| 00:05:09 |
Huh? |
| 00:05:10 |
Oh, good God. Oh, thank you. |
| 00:05:13 |
Oh, baby, I knew you were here. |
| 00:05:16 |
Where's the boat? |
| 00:05:18 |
Where's the boat? |
| 00:05:21 |
What, did somebody just take it? |
| 00:05:30 |
I found it. |
| 00:05:32 |
What do you mean? Where is it? |
| 00:05:42 |
Oh, no. |
| 00:05:44 |
For some reason, |
| 00:05:47 |
Oh, no. |
| 00:06:22 |
Hey, guys. |
| 00:06:25 |
You wanna know where the boat went. |
| 00:06:29 |
You sunk it. |
| 00:06:32 |
We found something. |
| 00:06:35 |
Bigg Bunny spent some major bank |
| 00:06:39 |
How come it sunk? |
| 00:06:40 |
Look, boats sink. |
| 00:06:42 |
Can I show you what I found? |
| 00:06:44 |
I think it was the compressor. |
| 00:06:46 |
I want them to know it was you |
| 00:06:49 |
You didn't buy a new compressor? |
| 00:06:51 |
It's okay if I take off now? |
| 00:06:55 |
Oh, you disloyal Ukrainian prick. |
| 00:07:04 |
Ho! Ho! Ho! Easy. |
| 00:07:07 |
Get in the damn boat. |
| 00:07:18 |
Oh.... |
| 00:07:31 |
Oh.... |
| 00:07:36 |
What perfect hair. |
| 00:07:38 |
What a perfect hairstyle. |
| 00:07:40 |
Oh, my God, what perfect nails. |
| 00:07:44 |
You did them yourself? Oh, my God. |
| 00:07:49 |
They're so incredibly perfect. |
| 00:07:52 |
Like your incredibly perfect face, |
| 00:07:58 |
...perfect personality. |
| 00:08:01 |
Ugh. Ooh. |
| 00:08:04 |
That's nice. |
| 00:08:11 |
Lillian, I've called Teddy and Purdy... |
| 00:08:15 |
...and they're not going to tell |
| 00:08:18 |
...not to publish stories about her. |
| 00:08:20 |
It's how they make a living. Anyway... |
| 00:08:23 |
...what about the other half-dozen |
| 00:08:26 |
...she's always appearing in |
| 00:08:28 |
...and halfway on her way |
| 00:08:31 |
Crush them too? |
| 00:08:32 |
No, no, no, I assure you |
| 00:08:35 |
...I have every intention of giving her |
| 00:08:40 |
Hello? Oh.... |
| 00:08:45 |
My ex-wife. |
| 00:08:47 |
Yes, sir. |
| 00:08:52 |
Was there something else, uh...? |
| 00:08:56 |
Tess. |
| 00:08:58 |
No, sir. |
| 00:09:00 |
I just wanted to tell you how much |
| 00:09:05 |
How did I do that? |
| 00:09:07 |
You know, by agreeing to stop |
| 00:09:11 |
Your thing? |
| 00:09:13 |
Oh, yes, I remember. |
| 00:09:17 |
Oh, no. |
| 00:09:19 |
Divorced. |
| 00:09:22 |
Oh. |
| 00:09:24 |
Your idea? |
| 00:09:25 |
Yeah. |
| 00:09:27 |
I don't mean to pry, just... |
| 00:09:30 |
That's all right. |
| 00:09:33 |
If you like. |
| 00:09:38 |
Anyway, thanks again. |
| 00:09:42 |
You're welcome. |
| 00:09:49 |
I authorized $62,581.43 to fix that boat. |
| 00:10:00 |
So where my money at? |
| 00:10:01 |
Oh, God, I don't know, um.... |
| 00:10:04 |
All over where? |
| 00:10:07 |
The world. |
| 00:10:08 |
All over the world? |
| 00:10:10 |
The Caribbean, mainly. |
| 00:10:11 |
Hell, I was pretty much blown out... |
| 00:10:13 |
...at just about every dive supplier |
| 00:10:16 |
I don't believe this guy. |
| 00:10:18 |
I used the money |
| 00:10:21 |
...which, if anything, |
| 00:10:24 |
Because now I owe you money, |
| 00:10:29 |
Huh? |
| 00:10:31 |
Now, can we talk about the plate? |
| 00:10:36 |
Come on. |
| 00:10:46 |
A plate from Howard Johnson's. |
| 00:10:48 |
It is not a plate |
| 00:10:50 |
That's got half the Vangor family crest |
| 00:10:53 |
And if you just let me get back |
| 00:10:56 |
...all right, before my books rot, |
| 00:10:58 |
Shit look more to me |
| 00:11:04 |
Look at the filigree scalloping on the rim. |
| 00:11:09 |
Do you understand what this means? |
| 00:11:15 |
Get his embezzling ass off my island. |
| 00:11:23 |
Fine. |
| 00:11:25 |
Can I have my shard back? |
| 00:11:27 |
You ain't gonna need it. |
| 00:11:31 |
So you do know what it means. |
| 00:11:35 |
No, no, no, get... |
| 00:11:39 |
You guys are making a big mistake. |
| 00:11:42 |
Bigg Bunny is never gonna find |
| 00:11:49 |
You ever hear the expression, |
| 00:11:54 |
It's a diving expression. |
| 00:11:55 |
It means, you miss by an inch, |
| 00:11:59 |
Now, that wreck could be scattered |
| 00:12:03 |
Any last words? |
| 00:12:13 |
Yeah. |
| 00:12:17 |
Tell Tess I love her. |
| 00:12:19 |
Okay. |
| 00:12:22 |
Who's Tess? |
| 00:12:23 |
It's my wife. |
| 00:12:26 |
At least she will be |
| 00:12:31 |
She's divorcing me... |
| 00:12:34 |
...and I still don't know what I did wrong. |
| 00:12:40 |
Well, brother, you ain't never |
| 00:12:43 |
Let's go. |
| 00:12:46 |
Help. Help! |
| 00:12:51 |
Oh, shit. |
| 00:12:58 |
Hey. |
| 00:13:01 |
Hey. Don't move. |
| 00:13:14 |
Oh, shit. |
| 00:13:25 |
Whoa. Whoa. |
| 00:13:33 |
Get him. |
| 00:13:35 |
Use the boat. Start the engine. |
| 00:13:41 |
Oh, shit! |
| 00:13:43 |
Whoo! |
| 00:13:52 |
Shit. |
| 00:14:16 |
Shit. |
| 00:14:51 |
Please, Lord, |
| 00:15:32 |
Okay, guys... |
| 00:15:34 |
...wish me luck. |
| 00:15:36 |
Good luck, honey. |
| 00:15:39 |
She don't need her nerve, |
| 00:15:44 |
Why do you say that? |
| 00:15:46 |
What the hell do you know? |
| 00:15:49 |
Defend that bastard |
| 00:15:51 |
I've got no feelings. |
| 00:15:53 |
I'm just saying you don't know |
| 00:15:56 |
Well, I heard enough. |
| 00:15:58 |
Do I comment on your love life? |
| 00:16:01 |
You could, if I didn't happen to be |
| 00:16:05 |
Get out of here. |
| 00:16:07 |
I just want you to have the happiness |
| 00:16:11 |
He's not exaggerating, either. |
| 00:16:13 |
Apparently this makes me |
| 00:16:16 |
You make it sound |
| 00:16:19 |
All I said was the guy has a tendency |
| 00:17:27 |
Behold this dude. |
| 00:17:29 |
What's up? |
| 00:17:31 |
Oh, my God, are you from Cuba? |
| 00:17:34 |
Lucky for you we happened along, |
| 00:17:37 |
Water, water. |
| 00:17:39 |
It appears that you have run dry |
| 00:17:43 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 00:17:47 |
Yeah. |
| 00:17:48 |
All hail Neptune, |
| 00:17:53 |
Hail, Neptune. Whoo! |
| 00:18:00 |
Decent rescue. |
| 00:18:10 |
Holy shit. |
| 00:18:14 |
Go faster. Whoo! |
| 00:18:21 |
Take a left right here. |
| 00:18:29 |
I'll give him a few more minutes, |
| 00:18:33 |
...but if he's not here by a quarter past... |
| 00:18:37 |
...I'll be forced to award everything |
| 00:18:42 |
...by default. |
| 00:18:44 |
I'm gonna kill him. |
| 00:18:48 |
If it gets me out of Florida? |
| 00:18:50 |
Honey, Florida didn't ruin your life. |
| 00:18:54 |
You married a guy for the sex, |
| 00:19:03 |
Aah. |
| 00:19:05 |
Maybe he had car trouble. |
| 00:19:07 |
Car trouble? |
| 00:19:08 |
Yeah. You know... |
| 00:19:11 |
...car trouble. |
| 00:19:15 |
He'd have to own a car... |
| 00:19:17 |
...which he couldn't even if he wanted to |
| 00:19:21 |
He has no credit. |
| 00:19:24 |
He has no clue how to behave |
| 00:19:27 |
Oh.... |
| 00:19:28 |
Which is why I can't get a loan, |
| 00:19:37 |
I can't even pay for school |
| 00:19:40 |
...which is what I was doing |
| 00:19:42 |
...before I got dragged down here |
| 00:19:47 |
But like you said, the sex was really... |
| 00:19:51 |
...really, really great. |
| 00:19:56 |
Do you have any idea |
| 00:19:59 |
...to get divorced by yourself? |
| 00:20:13 |
Your Honor, this is a big mistake. |
| 00:20:17 |
This woman... |
| 00:20:19 |
...and I still love each other. |
| 00:20:24 |
Don't do this, Tess. |
| 00:20:26 |
Look, I know I messed up, all right? |
| 00:20:28 |
But I'm willing to change in any area |
| 00:20:31 |
I wanna make you happy. |
| 00:20:34 |
I'll do anything. |
| 00:20:37 |
I'll see a counselor. |
| 00:20:44 |
Will you come to Chicago with me |
| 00:20:49 |
Could be... I mean, that could work. |
| 00:20:53 |
I'll definitely see the counselor. |
| 00:20:58 |
Mr. Finnegan... |
| 00:21:01 |
...I can't tell you what a pleasure it is |
| 00:21:06 |
...you and this woman have been divorced |
| 00:21:10 |
Moreover, as you were not present |
| 00:21:14 |
...she got everything. |
| 00:21:22 |
We're divorced? |
| 00:21:24 |
I'm afraid so. |
| 00:21:35 |
Why? |
| 00:21:41 |
Excuse me. |
| 00:21:51 |
Oh, wait, Tess. |
| 00:21:55 |
Tess. |
| 00:21:57 |
We found it. Me and Alfonz. |
| 00:22:00 |
About a hundred yards off the reef. |
| 00:22:06 |
Oh.... |
| 00:22:08 |
Prove it. |
| 00:22:15 |
Excuse me, excuse me, |
| 00:22:18 |
Anybody got a pen, pencil, |
| 00:22:21 |
Your uselessness is epic. |
| 00:22:24 |
What does that mean? Here we go. |
| 00:22:28 |
All right. Alfonz and I are diving... |
| 00:22:33 |
...and I come across this plate, |
| 00:22:36 |
It's plain white... |
| 00:22:38 |
...but this... |
| 00:22:41 |
...was stamped on the back... |
| 00:22:44 |
...in blue. |
| 00:22:47 |
It's the Vangor family crest, Tess. |
| 00:22:50 |
You were right all along. |
| 00:22:55 |
Where did you find this? |
| 00:23:01 |
Wow, Finn. Oh, my God. |
| 00:23:02 |
That's what I'm saying. |
| 00:23:05 |
Where's the plate? |
| 00:23:08 |
Well, I don't have it on me |
| 00:23:10 |
Where do you have it? |
| 00:23:12 |
Well, it's back there. |
| 00:23:16 |
Wow. |
| 00:23:20 |
Wow. |
| 00:23:21 |
I know what you're thinking, Tess. |
| 00:23:25 |
You can ask Alfonz. |
| 00:23:26 |
Okay. Where is he? |
| 00:23:28 |
Well, he's back there too. |
| 00:23:29 |
I can't believe you would dangle this |
| 00:23:32 |
I can't believe it. |
| 00:23:34 |
You really think I'd lie about this? |
| 00:23:38 |
But this is an inappropriate time |
| 00:23:40 |
You... I can draw this picture too. |
| 00:23:43 |
Hey, Tess, I'm telling you, we solved |
| 00:23:46 |
Married or not... |
| 00:23:48 |
...if we don't go after that ship, |
| 00:23:51 |
I wasted eight years of my life |
| 00:23:54 |
I'm going back to Chicago. |
| 00:23:57 |
...and I'm going to spend the rest of my life |
| 00:24:01 |
And somewhere in there I'm gonna meet |
| 00:24:04 |
...who can get through an entire |
| 00:24:11 |
First of all, |
| 00:24:16 |
And when are you gonna stop selling |
| 00:24:20 |
You want history? |
| 00:24:24 |
What, are you telling me you wanna |
| 00:24:28 |
...taking notes and writing books... |
| 00:24:30 |
...about what some old putz in |
| 00:24:34 |
...about things |
| 00:24:36 |
...and touched and pulled out of the sand |
| 00:24:43 |
Bullshit. |
| 00:24:47 |
I'm so glad we're not married anymore. |
| 00:24:56 |
Well, where are you gonna get |
| 00:25:00 |
That's the best part. By selling the boat. |
| 00:25:04 |
By selling my boat, which belongs to me, |
| 00:25:07 |
...but you missed the divorce |
| 00:25:10 |
I'm gonna fix it up, I'm gonna sell it, |
| 00:25:14 |
This is hard to say. |
| 00:25:15 |
What is? |
| 00:25:35 |
Well, you act like this is totally my fault. |
| 00:25:38 |
Can I borrow this cane |
| 00:25:41 |
Oh, come on, Tess. |
| 00:25:43 |
Ugh. |
| 00:25:48 |
Sorry. |
| 00:26:22 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:26:25 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:26:28 |
Oh, God. |
| 00:26:58 |
I take it they didn't kill you. |
| 00:27:05 |
No... |
| 00:27:07 |
...but thanks for your help. |
| 00:27:09 |
You need help. |
| 00:27:12 |
You're right. |
| 00:27:13 |
I guess maybe I act like your mother |
| 00:27:16 |
Easy, Gary, easy. |
| 00:27:18 |
Okay, look, the main thing is |
| 00:27:21 |
The second Finn lays eyes on this boat, |
| 00:27:25 |
What do you mean? |
| 00:27:27 |
Are you kidding? |
| 00:27:30 |
He needs money, Gary. |
| 00:27:33 |
Another boat, new equipment, everything. |
| 00:27:36 |
And I doubt he's gonna squeeze |
| 00:27:39 |
Bugs Bunny? |
| 00:27:42 |
You mean Bigg Bunny Deenz? |
| 00:27:44 |
Bigg Bunny Deenz is Finn's investor? |
| 00:27:47 |
Hey, Gary? |
| 00:27:51 |
I did like that one song he had, |
| 00:27:53 |
That was some funny shit. |
| 00:27:55 |
Anyway... |
| 00:27:57 |
I'm sorry, honey. |
| 00:27:59 |
But I don't get it, |
| 00:28:01 |
No. But he will, don't you understand? |
| 00:28:04 |
He is a genius at exactly three things: |
| 00:28:07 |
Treasure salving, finding money |
| 00:28:15 |
What other thing? |
| 00:28:18 |
I don't wanna talk about it. |
| 00:28:20 |
How do you plan to get another boat? |
| 00:28:22 |
I can't think about this right now, Alfonz. |
| 00:28:27 |
I just got divorced. |
| 00:28:29 |
May I make a suggestion? |
| 00:28:33 |
No. |
| 00:28:36 |
You see that big yacht lying offshore? |
| 00:28:39 |
No, which one? |
| 00:28:40 |
The owner is Nigel Honeycutt. |
| 00:28:44 |
So what? |
| 00:28:46 |
...because he is worth $700 million. |
| 00:28:53 |
And just to let you know, |
| 00:28:57 |
So whenever you want to weigh anchor |
| 00:29:01 |
Thank you. |
| 00:29:03 |
So should I tell the captain? |
| 00:29:05 |
Ready to weigh anchor? |
| 00:29:08 |
Actually, no. |
| 00:29:10 |
My daughter, Gemma, is joining us today... |
| 00:29:13 |
...and I said I would wait here for her. |
| 00:29:15 |
Oh, great. God. |
| 00:29:19 |
When is she coming? |
| 00:29:21 |
How far away is she? How great. |
| 00:29:23 |
I sent the chopper to Miami... |
| 00:29:26 |
...but she could be anywhere. |
| 00:29:29 |
That's so funny that you would wait |
| 00:29:33 |
...when she's coming by chopper. |
| 00:29:35 |
ls it? |
| 00:29:38 |
...could just meet the boat anywhere. |
| 00:29:40 |
I mean, anywhere at all, that's what's |
| 00:29:45 |
She wants to do some shopping. |
| 00:29:54 |
What do you do, Tess? |
| 00:29:58 |
I'm the new steward. |
| 00:30:01 |
But what do you really do? |
| 00:30:03 |
What makes you think I do anything |
| 00:30:08 |
Stewing, stewarding, |
| 00:30:12 |
My infallible lifelong instinct |
| 00:30:20 |
Have you sized me up? |
| 00:30:22 |
Not quite. |
| 00:30:25 |
You don't mind the work, |
| 00:30:30 |
You have a deep but not entirely unclouded |
| 00:30:36 |
You perform your duties |
| 00:30:40 |
...suggestive of someone expending |
| 00:30:42 |
...of her available brain power. |
| 00:30:46 |
So... |
| 00:30:48 |
...what do you do |
| 00:30:51 |
...when you're not getting divorced? |
| 00:30:56 |
I hope I'm not being too personal. |
| 00:31:01 |
No, not at... Not at all. |
| 00:31:09 |
It's just been a crazy couple of years. |
| 00:31:17 |
It's probably his helicopter. |
| 00:31:18 |
His daughter |
| 00:31:21 |
The whole town is buzzing |
| 00:31:42 |
Hey, so where you say |
| 00:31:47 |
Number 2, Water Street. |
| 00:31:50 |
Okay, uh, every street on this island |
| 00:31:53 |
This place has a magic atmosphere. |
| 00:31:56 |
Will you just find |
| 00:31:58 |
Yo, Cordell, we got MapQuest |
| 00:32:43 |
Hi, Daddy. |
| 00:32:48 |
Hello, my baby. |
| 00:32:50 |
Daddy. |
| 00:32:57 |
Pleasant flight? |
| 00:33:01 |
So, um, is this the whole boat? |
| 00:33:06 |
Yes. |
| 00:33:10 |
I can't believe we're at sea. |
| 00:33:12 |
Well, uh, technically, we're at anchor. |
| 00:33:15 |
Oh, wait, okay. So that just means |
| 00:33:22 |
Yes. |
| 00:33:24 |
Okay. Because I totally wanna learn |
| 00:33:27 |
And so you shall, my darling. |
| 00:33:29 |
Okay, let me try again. |
| 00:33:33 |
Yes, my dear. |
| 00:33:36 |
You know what, |
| 00:33:38 |
It's no good? |
| 00:33:41 |
It's fine. |
| 00:33:43 |
Um.... Anyway.... |
| 00:33:46 |
Nigel, remember when you asked me |
| 00:34:05 |
Have fun shopping. |
| 00:34:06 |
Thank you, Daddy. |
| 00:34:08 |
Do try to keep it |
| 00:34:11 |
What? Ha. |
| 00:34:14 |
Supper's at 7. |
| 00:34:16 |
I was supposed to meet some friends, |
| 00:34:19 |
Invite them aboard if you like. |
| 00:34:22 |
Okay, I will. Love you. |
| 00:34:43 |
My hat. |
| 00:34:53 |
Hey, look. The hat, he is a Frisbee. |
| 00:34:56 |
Can you turn the boat around? |
| 00:34:58 |
Okay, but we never gonna catch him. |
| 00:35:25 |
Whoa! |
| 00:35:30 |
God. |
| 00:35:35 |
Oh, shit. |
| 00:35:38 |
Oh, my God. You killed him. |
| 00:35:42 |
Ow. Ow. Ow. |
| 00:35:50 |
What in God's name happened? |
| 00:35:52 |
Daddy, this man saved my life. |
| 00:35:55 |
Sir, sir... |
| 00:35:57 |
...I really don't think you should get up |
| 00:36:10 |
Is this your hat? |
| 00:36:13 |
Yes. Ha-ha. |
| 00:36:15 |
That was the bravest thing |
| 00:36:23 |
Sir, thank you so much. |
| 00:36:27 |
Thank you. |
| 00:36:28 |
Thank you, indeed. |
| 00:36:30 |
Just a little bump on the head. |
| 00:36:32 |
Just try not to move around too much |
| 00:36:36 |
But I gotta go back to town. |
| 00:36:41 |
Oh.... |
| 00:36:42 |
Now what am I gonna do? |
| 00:36:45 |
Uh.... |
| 00:36:46 |
May I suggest a hot shower, |
| 00:36:50 |
...and cocktails at 6:30? |
| 00:36:52 |
Okay. Thanks. |
| 00:36:57 |
Take him to the Saint Regis. |
| 00:37:01 |
Whoa, whoa. |
| 00:37:07 |
Hey, Mr. Honeycutt? |
| 00:37:08 |
Miss Honeycutt, |
| 00:37:12 |
Gemma. Your lifeline |
| 00:37:18 |
Oh. |
| 00:37:20 |
Oh, my God, I would have been so dead. |
| 00:37:23 |
Here you are, darling. |
| 00:37:33 |
Well, Mr. Deenz, I'm always delighted |
| 00:37:38 |
...whether it be on land or sea. |
| 00:37:41 |
But I feel I need to warn you. |
| 00:37:44 |
There's no way |
| 00:37:46 |
...once it's fastened itself on your mind. |
| 00:37:49 |
I want you to find me the Queen's Dowry. |
| 00:37:51 |
Heh. |
| 00:37:53 |
Well, now, Bunny, uh... |
| 00:37:59 |
Well, that's an emerald |
| 00:38:03 |
Cordell. |
| 00:38:11 |
This is a piece of the plate |
| 00:38:15 |
...off of Topsail Cay. |
| 00:38:19 |
...you may notice that it has |
| 00:38:22 |
That's what that is right there. |
| 00:38:26 |
That's very nice, uh... |
| 00:38:29 |
...but who the hell are the Vangors... |
| 00:38:32 |
...and why the hell should I give |
| 00:38:41 |
It's not an investment, per se, |
| 00:38:44 |
...but it's a chance to pull out |
| 00:38:47 |
...from the sand |
| 00:38:54 |
To the Aurelia. |
| 00:38:58 |
Hey, babe. |
| 00:39:00 |
What are you doing here? |
| 00:39:02 |
Have a good dinner. |
| 00:39:05 |
Bon appetit, everybody. |
| 00:39:08 |
Ugh! |
| 00:39:14 |
I take it you've met. |
| 00:39:16 |
So Tess and I first hooked up when |
| 00:39:21 |
He's kind of a local character, you know, |
| 00:39:25 |
...a lovable, old sea dog. |
| 00:39:27 |
You should live to be so eccentric. |
| 00:39:31 |
Thank you, babe. |
| 00:39:32 |
I do wish you would sit down. |
| 00:39:35 |
Moe Fitch is the most respected and |
| 00:39:39 |
Nobody said he wasn't. |
| 00:39:41 |
...he was repairing outboards |
| 00:39:43 |
...during the brief intervals |
| 00:39:46 |
Two times, Tess. I got fired two times. |
| 00:39:48 |
I'll be off in one second. |
| 00:39:50 |
Moe picked him out of a puddle |
| 00:39:53 |
...gave him a job, a vocation, |
| 00:40:00 |
Almost. |
| 00:40:03 |
Anyway, then they had a tremendous |
| 00:40:07 |
On our day off. |
| 00:40:09 |
From the Aurelia, |
| 00:40:12 |
Which the court ruled was Moe's, |
| 00:40:17 |
The sea is all attached, right? |
| 00:40:20 |
To what, darling? |
| 00:40:22 |
Kerry and Vivante |
| 00:40:25 |
...and I thought |
| 00:40:27 |
...instead of just sailing around |
| 00:40:32 |
Tell us about the treasure. |
| 00:40:40 |
July 31st, 1715. |
| 00:40:44 |
A hurricane sinks the entire Spanish |
| 00:40:48 |
...including her flagship, the Capitana... |
| 00:40:51 |
...which, according to its manifest, |
| 00:40:55 |
Forty chests |
| 00:40:58 |
...especially crafted in the Orient |
| 00:41:02 |
When we say jewels, we mean... |
| 00:41:04 |
...Indian diamonds, Burmese rubies and |
| 00:41:10 |
We should probably start with what Tess |
| 00:41:14 |
Well, I think we can all guess. |
| 00:41:18 |
After we lost the court case... |
| 00:41:21 |
...we decided to go backpacking in Spain |
| 00:41:24 |
Ended up spending two years |
| 00:41:29 |
You spent your honeymoon in a library? |
| 00:41:31 |
Okay. |
| 00:41:35 |
I love you. |
| 00:41:38 |
Where every known record, |
| 00:41:42 |
...relating to the fleets |
| 00:41:45 |
At first it was for fun, but then |
| 00:41:48 |
...because of the cannon we'd found in |
| 00:41:52 |
Especially when we learned the captain was |
| 00:41:57 |
Who we also discovered |
| 00:42:00 |
...of Captain General Don Juan Ubilla |
| 00:42:03 |
...and his Mexican mistress, |
| 00:42:07 |
We thought it was an interesting sidebar |
| 00:42:11 |
...until Tess found this very obscure |
| 00:42:17 |
...titled, The Vangors: |
| 00:42:21 |
lt was a collection of letters. |
| 00:42:23 |
Because the Vangors controlled |
| 00:42:28 |
...over the mountains |
| 00:42:31 |
...and then loaded it onto Spanish galleons |
| 00:42:34 |
So I'm reading this, and all |
| 00:42:38 |
...because there it is right in front of me |
| 00:42:42 |
He wrote: |
| 00:42:44 |
"My faith in the Aurelia |
| 00:42:48 |
...and can outrun the storms |
| 00:42:51 |
But it is my faith in Sebastian |
| 00:42:55 |
Our son is good and strong |
| 00:42:59 |
...who leaves your bed |
| 00:43:02 |
The glory of the Spanish Crown |
| 00:43:10 |
So... |
| 00:43:12 |
...Ubilla pulled a switch. |
| 00:43:14 |
Mm. |
| 00:43:16 |
And moved the Queen's Dowry |
| 00:43:22 |
Because...? |
| 00:43:23 |
The Capitana |
| 00:43:25 |
...so it was very heavy and very slow. |
| 00:43:28 |
It wasn't just hurricanes |
| 00:43:30 |
British warships, |
| 00:43:33 |
About the time Finn and I were ready |
| 00:43:36 |
...about a Spanish sailor |
| 00:43:40 |
...after being shipwrecked for three years. |
| 00:43:42 |
Off Topsail Cay? |
| 00:43:44 |
Right. 1718. |
| 00:43:47 |
A Dutch frigate had come to grief |
| 00:43:51 |
...and while waiting for the tide to rise... |
| 00:43:54 |
...they saw what they thought |
| 00:43:57 |
Only he wasn't an old man. |
| 00:44:01 |
Looked like Tom Hanks in that movie. |
| 00:44:04 |
Um.... |
| 00:44:06 |
Cast Away. |
| 00:44:08 |
Yes. |
| 00:44:09 |
He told the Dutch captain |
| 00:44:13 |
...of the tobacco ship Francesca. |
| 00:44:16 |
Ha. As in mother of Sebastian. |
| 00:44:19 |
Yes. |
| 00:44:20 |
Now, he said... |
| 00:44:22 |
...he had struck the same reef |
| 00:44:26 |
Wow. |
| 00:44:27 |
You guys must really like treasure. |
| 00:44:30 |
Yes. I mean, it's very impressive... |
| 00:44:34 |
...but it's still thin. |
| 00:44:37 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:44:41 |
...she didn't sink off Topsail Cay. |
| 00:44:44 |
She sank off the coast of Veracruz |
| 00:44:48 |
...with all hands, |
| 00:44:52 |
Wait, I don't get it. |
| 00:44:54 |
Until we discovered the Francesca |
| 00:45:00 |
Yeah. |
| 00:45:01 |
So, what do we know |
| 00:45:08 |
Well, we know for a fact that |
| 00:45:12 |
...starvation, pirates, most likely, |
| 00:45:18 |
Now, why lie about being part |
| 00:45:23 |
Unless you're sitting on top |
| 00:45:25 |
A secret that nobody, not even |
| 00:45:31 |
Well, I can think of only one reason: |
| 00:45:35 |
Honor. |
| 00:45:38 |
Because his father had entrusted him... |
| 00:45:40 |
...with precious gifts |
| 00:45:42 |
...he had to survive |
| 00:45:47 |
...Ubilla had bestowed on him |
| 00:45:50 |
That's why he lied. |
| 00:45:55 |
That's why he lived. |
| 00:45:58 |
And that's why we can't give up. |
| 00:46:04 |
Sebastian Vangor is the unsung hero |
| 00:46:08 |
...and we intend to prove it. |
| 00:46:11 |
So, what happened to him? |
| 00:46:15 |
He was taken off the Dutch ship |
| 00:46:17 |
...and died a week later of consumption. |
| 00:46:20 |
He drank too much? |
| 00:46:23 |
No. Um.... Consumption, darling. |
| 00:46:27 |
Not to be confused with consuming, |
| 00:46:32 |
Oh, man. I'm so dumb. |
| 00:46:35 |
Huh. You wanna hear dumb? |
| 00:46:37 |
I used to think that it meant he died |
| 00:46:43 |
You did? |
| 00:46:45 |
You did? |
| 00:46:46 |
Yeah. |
| 00:46:48 |
Really? |
| 00:46:54 |
Anyway, that's our idea. |
| 00:46:57 |
It's Tess' mostly, she was always |
| 00:47:03 |
Well, Gemma? What do you think? |
| 00:47:07 |
You're asking me? |
| 00:47:09 |
I am. |
| 00:47:10 |
A treasure hunt in the Bahamas? |
| 00:47:13 |
Or a month with Kerry and Vivante |
| 00:47:24 |
Will you teach me how to dive? |
| 00:47:27 |
Yes, I will. |
| 00:47:30 |
Tess. |
| 00:47:33 |
Long time. |
| 00:47:35 |
Welcome aboard. |
| 00:47:37 |
This is Gemma Honeycutt. Alfonz. |
| 00:47:39 |
Pleased to meet you. |
| 00:47:58 |
Like that. |
| 00:48:00 |
There you go. |
| 00:48:02 |
And.... Whoa. |
| 00:48:19 |
Okay. Okay. |
| 00:48:29 |
Now, the island is basically triangular. |
| 00:48:31 |
You got cliffs and breakers, |
| 00:48:34 |
Now, I found the plate near the reef |
| 00:48:37 |
But you haven't got |
| 00:48:40 |
The exact position |
| 00:48:43 |
Why? |
| 00:48:46 |
We set the boat on fire, |
| 00:48:49 |
But we would never do that to your boat. |
| 00:48:52 |
Our boat. |
| 00:48:54 |
Our boat. |
| 00:48:55 |
Hey, did you know that this entire island |
| 00:49:01 |
Who? |
| 00:49:06 |
Bigg Bunny Deenz. |
| 00:49:08 |
Oh, yes, I remember. |
| 00:49:10 |
Didn't he murder someone |
| 00:49:15 |
...or Pogo Stick or something? |
| 00:49:16 |
His name was Exta-C. |
| 00:49:19 |
You're really close. |
| 00:49:21 |
And he was totally acquitted. |
| 00:49:22 |
Well, it was difficult to secure a conviction |
| 00:49:27 |
You are really incredible, Finn. |
| 00:49:30 |
Okay, so he owns the island. So what? |
| 00:49:34 |
And how's he gonna feel when we're |
| 00:49:37 |
...in front of his beach house? |
| 00:49:40 |
Supportive? |
| 00:49:44 |
What if we need food or fuel |
| 00:49:48 |
Will you relax, Tess? |
| 00:49:51 |
It's Aurelia. |
| 00:49:55 |
She's right around the corner, |
| 00:50:08 |
Hey, guys. |
| 00:50:11 |
It's got these really big, um, tubes |
| 00:50:25 |
Is that where you found the plate? |
| 00:50:37 |
Man, oh, man. |
| 00:50:39 |
Anybody but me wanna spend |
| 00:50:45 |
I think she's already taken. |
| 00:50:54 |
Oh, you son of a... |
| 00:50:56 |
Bitch. |
| 00:50:57 |
What's the matter? |
| 00:50:59 |
What? |
| 00:51:04 |
What's happened? |
| 00:51:08 |
Well, don't that just beat all. |
| 00:51:12 |
The Aurelia's mine, goddamn it. |
| 00:51:15 |
Not if I find her first. |
| 00:51:20 |
Looks like he's only been here |
| 00:51:22 |
How can you tell? |
| 00:51:25 |
But... So, what are they looking for? |
| 00:51:27 |
Do you really not know |
| 00:51:35 |
Darling. |
| 00:51:38 |
Huh. |
| 00:51:39 |
Oh.... |
| 00:51:41 |
I will go comfort her. |
| 00:51:44 |
I'm sorry, but she's gotta learn... |
| 00:51:46 |
...there's better ways to get attention |
| 00:51:49 |
Like what? |
| 00:52:18 |
Ahoy there. Good morning. |
| 00:52:20 |
Morning to you. |
| 00:52:24 |
Hello, Moe. |
| 00:52:27 |
Hey, darling. |
| 00:52:29 |
Where's that good-for-nothing husband? |
| 00:52:31 |
Ex-husband. |
| 00:52:53 |
Find anything yet, Mr. Fitch? |
| 00:52:55 |
Well, sir, we're just gonna set |
| 00:52:59 |
You might wanna ease back a ways just |
| 00:53:03 |
I'll tell the captain. |
| 00:53:05 |
Let's blow some holes. |
| 00:53:09 |
Come on. |
| 00:53:22 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:53:23 |
What? |
| 00:53:26 |
Uh, excuse me, Moe? |
| 00:53:28 |
Well, well, well. |
| 00:53:33 |
I don't think of myself that way. |
| 00:53:36 |
I am the lead character in my own story. |
| 00:53:41 |
But why does everyone I know think |
| 00:53:46 |
We think you're hot. |
| 00:53:47 |
Are you kidding me? |
| 00:53:49 |
Gemma. I need your help. |
| 00:53:51 |
What do you want? |
| 00:53:57 |
Oh.... |
| 00:53:58 |
Look. See how dumb they are? |
| 00:54:03 |
Yeah. |
| 00:54:04 |
They can't help it. You can. The end. |
| 00:54:08 |
Let's go. |
| 00:54:17 |
Okay. |
| 00:54:18 |
Okay. |
| 00:54:24 |
Hi. |
| 00:54:25 |
Hi. I'm Gemma. |
| 00:54:28 |
Hi. |
| 00:54:30 |
Hey. Hey, hey. |
| 00:54:35 |
It's Gemma Honeycutt. |
| 00:54:37 |
It's Gemma Honeycutt. |
| 00:54:38 |
Hi. What are your names? Oh. |
| 00:54:42 |
I'm Jim. |
| 00:54:44 |
Hi. |
| 00:54:47 |
So did you all grow up on this boat? |
| 00:54:50 |
Oh! Oh, my God, there's Finn. |
| 00:00:04 |
Goddamn bastard. I'll get |
| 00:00:12 |
What, are you crazy, Moe? |
| 00:00:16 |
Who the hell set off that charge? |
| 00:00:20 |
What the hell? |
| 00:00:22 |
He ripped up the grid. |
| 00:00:24 |
Anybody gonna kill that boy, |
| 00:00:27 |
Okay. |
| 00:00:47 |
Finn? |
| 00:00:54 |
Hey, honey. |
| 00:00:56 |
You go, girl. |
| 00:00:59 |
Hey. |
| 00:01:00 |
Bravo. Bravo. |
| 00:01:03 |
Oh, shit. |
| 00:01:09 |
Oh, hello, Moe. |
| 00:01:12 |
Hello, Finn. Anything broke? |
| 00:01:15 |
I don't think so. |
| 00:01:20 |
Finn! |
| 00:01:25 |
Is that all you got, old man? |
| 00:01:29 |
It's difficult to maintain enthusiasm |
| 00:01:32 |
...when you keep getting beat up |
| 00:01:37 |
He's 56 years old. |
| 00:01:40 |
I can't hit him. |
| 00:01:41 |
That's quite obvious. |
| 00:01:48 |
Was that a yellow and white |
| 00:01:53 |
I would describe it more |
| 00:01:58 |
I still can't get over the way |
| 00:02:02 |
I know, and holding the sword. |
| 00:02:04 |
And then he just makes |
| 00:02:06 |
...and the sword ends up sticking |
| 00:02:09 |
Amazing. |
| 00:02:11 |
But it's more than just the sheer power |
| 00:02:16 |
It's a totality of his emotional commitment |
| 00:02:20 |
Yeah, it's the focus. It's the focus. |
| 00:02:22 |
He sees it. He wants it. |
| 00:02:24 |
He goes after it. He gets it. |
| 00:02:28 |
Do you mind? |
| 00:02:30 |
I'm sorry. |
| 00:02:38 |
Well.... |
| 00:02:39 |
Here's to a wonderfully exciting first day... |
| 00:02:44 |
...and to the safe landing |
| 00:02:49 |
Hear, says l. Hear, hear, Nigel. |
| 00:02:54 |
No, he meant you, stupid. |
| 00:02:56 |
What? |
| 00:02:58 |
No, Finn, honey, Finn. |
| 00:03:00 |
There's port in the salon |
| 00:03:03 |
...and a wonderful selection of cigars... |
| 00:03:05 |
...if anyone feels like |
| 00:03:09 |
...and cupcakes. |
| 00:03:11 |
Are there any prostitutes? |
| 00:03:15 |
Sorry. No. |
| 00:03:17 |
Well, maybe we can call some. |
| 00:03:20 |
Oh. My God, are you serious? |
| 00:03:23 |
Pay him no attention, Gemma, |
| 00:03:26 |
Okay, but we're not in France right now, |
| 00:03:34 |
Think I'm gonna head to bed. |
| 00:03:39 |
A coincidence that we got up together, |
| 00:03:42 |
...because we're not going |
| 00:03:45 |
Obviously. |
| 00:03:46 |
Well, it's really none of our business. |
| 00:03:48 |
Or even interesting. |
| 00:03:51 |
What she's trying to say... |
| 00:03:53 |
Good night. |
| 00:03:56 |
Good night. |
| 00:03:57 |
Nigel, great day. |
| 00:04:07 |
Good night, sir. |
| 00:04:14 |
I hope.... |
| 00:04:17 |
I hope, Gemma... |
| 00:04:20 |
...it hasn't been too dull for you here. |
| 00:04:25 |
Of course not, Daddy. |
| 00:04:28 |
Yes. |
| 00:04:33 |
Do you still play gin rummy? |
| 00:04:35 |
Oh, my God, all the time. |
| 00:04:38 |
Oh. Penny a point? |
| 00:05:01 |
Hey, it's Tess. |
| 00:05:03 |
Don't get the wrong idea, |
| 00:05:10 |
I just thought, |
| 00:05:17 |
...maybe I should tell you |
| 00:05:22 |
...you know, taking out their grid and.... |
| 00:05:26 |
You couldn't hit Moe back. |
| 00:05:29 |
Uh, it just reminded me of how.... |
| 00:05:35 |
Are you in here? |
| 00:05:45 |
Oh. |
| 00:05:54 |
Gin. |
| 00:05:56 |
What? |
| 00:06:01 |
Hundred and five. |
| 00:06:03 |
Twenty-eight thousand. |
| 00:06:06 |
Dollars? |
| 00:06:12 |
Well, darling, I'm very pleased |
| 00:06:15 |
...not only your mother's beauty |
| 00:06:20 |
...but also her singular talent for |
| 00:06:24 |
...with a modicum of effort. |
| 00:06:31 |
What's wrong? |
| 00:06:35 |
I don't want it. |
| 00:06:36 |
I'm sorry. It was a joke. |
| 00:06:43 |
I mean, be honest... |
| 00:06:45 |
...she didn't exactly marry me for love, |
| 00:06:57 |
My mother... |
| 00:07:00 |
...was a 24-year-old blackjack dealer |
| 00:07:06 |
You had to tip her $500 |
| 00:07:10 |
You got married two weeks later |
| 00:07:14 |
51 to be precise. |
| 00:07:16 |
...because she had the brains to get |
| 00:07:19 |
No, I'm mad about the amount. |
| 00:07:21 |
Oh, well, okay, you can have mine. |
| 00:07:24 |
I don't want anything from you anymore. |
| 00:07:28 |
Except for food. And clothes. |
| 00:07:32 |
And rent and, like, travel. |
| 00:07:36 |
And I'm totally serious. |
| 00:07:39 |
Yes, that's what is so frightening |
| 00:07:48 |
Gemma? |
| 00:07:53 |
For what it's worth... |
| 00:07:56 |
...I loved your mother, and I love you. |
| 00:08:44 |
You believe in ghosts, Curtis? |
| 00:08:48 |
You know what, |
| 00:08:52 |
Now you sound like my wife. |
| 00:08:55 |
Bunny around? |
| 00:08:56 |
You know, I can't hear you, |
| 00:09:01 |
Oh, sorry. |
| 00:09:09 |
Curtis? |
| 00:09:25 |
Take me to see Bigg Bunny. |
| 00:09:28 |
Bigg Bunny ain't never wanna find out |
| 00:09:33 |
Okay. |
| 00:09:36 |
Shit. |
| 00:09:40 |
When's the last time |
| 00:09:43 |
1715. |
| 00:09:49 |
Okay, okay, okay, one second. |
| 00:09:51 |
Now look, 20 people saw me today, |
| 00:09:56 |
Now if you guys take me to Bigg Bunny... |
| 00:09:59 |
...it's gonna look a lot better than if |
| 00:10:04 |
lt ain't his decision no more. |
| 00:10:17 |
Ow. |
| 00:10:19 |
Ain't no fool like a gold fool. |
| 00:10:22 |
Ain't that right, Mr. Finnegan? |
| 00:10:26 |
Who's the new guy? |
| 00:10:28 |
This here is Cyrus. |
| 00:10:33 |
He's helping me to refocus, reform, |
| 00:10:37 |
What do you need him for, huh? |
| 00:10:45 |
Whoa! Whoa, whoa! |
| 00:10:46 |
God, jeez. What's the...? |
| 00:10:49 |
Why'd you do that? |
| 00:10:51 |
Just a little restructure. |
| 00:10:53 |
See, you let this boy get past |
| 00:10:58 |
So I hope you focused now. |
| 00:10:59 |
Oh, extremely focused. Very motivated. |
| 00:11:02 |
My morale probably 20 percent higher |
| 00:11:06 |
Can I get a word in? |
| 00:11:09 |
I wanna buy some time. |
| 00:11:13 |
You still breathing, ain't you? |
| 00:11:16 |
Yeah, thank you. |
| 00:11:18 |
Now, hear me out. |
| 00:11:20 |
All right, the way I see it, you bet |
| 00:11:24 |
...but you bet on the both of us, and we |
| 00:11:29 |
...and I'm willing to give you 10 percent |
| 00:11:35 |
Plus what I already owe you, of course. |
| 00:11:39 |
How much you say? |
| 00:11:41 |
Ten percent, across-the-board. |
| 00:11:43 |
Ten percent, huh? |
| 00:11:45 |
Wow. |
| 00:11:48 |
Say it again. |
| 00:11:50 |
You know, 12 percent's cool. |
| 00:11:52 |
You know, I couldn't even hear you. |
| 00:11:55 |
Fifteen percent, but I gotta find... |
| 00:11:58 |
Eighteen, but I owe other people. |
| 00:12:01 |
Twenty percent, but that's it, final. |
| 00:12:04 |
Damn it. What? How much do you want? |
| 00:12:06 |
I'll tell you what. |
| 00:12:12 |
You find the treasure and I won't kill you. |
| 00:12:32 |
How much do you owe him? |
| 00:12:35 |
Jesus, Tess. |
| 00:12:38 |
How much do you owe him? |
| 00:12:43 |
Owe who? Owe who what? |
| 00:12:46 |
Bigg Bunny. |
| 00:12:48 |
I don't owe him any money. |
| 00:12:50 |
Finn, how much do you owe him? |
| 00:12:54 |
Just tell me so I'll know. |
| 00:12:57 |
Oh, God, Tess. I mean, that's so hard |
| 00:13:00 |
It's a really complex payment schedule... |
| 00:13:03 |
Sixty-two thousand, five hundred and |
| 00:13:10 |
But we're good now. |
| 00:13:12 |
Is there a reason |
| 00:13:15 |
Yeah. |
| 00:13:20 |
You wouldn't have come. |
| 00:13:23 |
Yeah, I would. |
| 00:13:26 |
Just wouldn't have come with you. |
| 00:13:40 |
Are we finished? |
| 00:13:45 |
We sure are. |
| 00:14:00 |
You good? |
| 00:14:01 |
Okay. |
| 00:14:04 |
What happened to your face? |
| 00:14:07 |
Somebody hit me with a cricket bat. |
| 00:14:09 |
Ah. |
| 00:14:13 |
This is a new type of regulator... |
| 00:14:16 |
All right, we're good to go. |
| 00:14:18 |
Drop dead. |
| 00:14:21 |
This is just like the old days, huh? |
| 00:14:55 |
Hello, darling. |
| 00:14:58 |
Drink? |
| 00:15:01 |
I have one. |
| 00:16:13 |
You know what else |
| 00:16:15 |
No. |
| 00:16:17 |
Please, tell us. Because I may personally |
| 00:16:21 |
...if I don't find out the 700-millionth thing |
| 00:16:26 |
...that is bugging you. |
| 00:16:28 |
Well, this is fun. |
| 00:16:29 |
No, listen. |
| 00:16:31 |
If I am the Dutch frigate |
| 00:16:35 |
...in the same cove |
| 00:16:38 |
...in less than 30 feet |
| 00:16:43 |
Then how come I can't see her? |
| 00:16:52 |
Because she isn't there. |
| 00:16:56 |
Yeah, I don't know. |
| 00:16:57 |
No, no, no. Sebastian specifically said |
| 00:17:01 |
And he said it. |
| 00:17:03 |
My dear children, your entire theory |
| 00:17:08 |
...that Sebastian lied about everything he |
| 00:17:13 |
So why on Earth would |
| 00:17:18 |
I mean, it seems to me that |
| 00:17:21 |
...for the simple reason that |
| 00:17:40 |
Sorry to disturb. |
| 00:17:42 |
We've had to move to the lee side |
| 00:17:44 |
She won't fit in the marina? |
| 00:17:47 |
Afraid not. A taxi will take you |
| 00:17:50 |
Call, we'll pick you up on the launch. |
| 00:17:54 |
Sir. |
| 00:17:56 |
I've grown rather fond of not sinking. |
| 00:17:59 |
Ugh. Don't even say that. |
| 00:18:01 |
Oh, it would be a shame |
| 00:18:04 |
Or Gemma's shoes. |
| 00:18:06 |
Especially because we're so close |
| 00:18:14 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:18:17 |
What? |
| 00:18:19 |
Oh, my God, of course. |
| 00:18:20 |
Of course what? |
| 00:18:24 |
You are a genius. |
| 00:18:28 |
Stefan. |
| 00:18:30 |
Stefan. |
| 00:18:32 |
Why did you pick the north beach? |
| 00:18:35 |
I didn't. It's the only beach on the |
| 00:18:39 |
Yes. Yes. He ran her aground. |
| 00:18:43 |
What are you so happy about? |
| 00:18:44 |
He ran her aground. |
| 00:18:47 |
To save the Dowry. Sebastian ran |
| 00:18:54 |
Bet you $1000 I find something |
| 00:18:58 |
You don't have $1000. |
| 00:19:00 |
Fine, make it 10. |
| 00:19:02 |
You don't have $10. |
| 00:19:04 |
Fine, make it a million. |
| 00:19:12 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:19:14 |
You think I'm letting you go out |
| 00:19:17 |
What, you don't trust me? |
| 00:19:19 |
Why on Earth would I trust you? |
| 00:19:23 |
Huh. |
| 00:20:42 |
I found a cannon. |
| 00:20:44 |
You did what? |
| 00:20:46 |
There's two cannons. |
| 00:20:47 |
And I owe you a million dollars. Aah! |
| 00:20:50 |
Whoo! |
| 00:20:52 |
We got the Aurelia, baby! |
| 00:20:54 |
Listen to me, if anybody finds out about |
| 00:20:59 |
Wow. Can't you just enjoy this |
| 00:21:03 |
Oh, I'm enjoying it. |
| 00:21:09 |
Oh, God. Thank God. |
| 00:21:16 |
Whoo-hoo! |
| 00:21:45 |
Well, there's not much here. |
| 00:21:47 |
Now, they probably burned the ship |
| 00:21:51 |
Look, a pistol. |
| 00:21:54 |
All right, well, what do we know |
| 00:21:58 |
We got the town, the church.... |
| 00:22:01 |
There's Preacher's Cave. |
| 00:22:02 |
We were up there once. |
| 00:22:05 |
...religious freedom... |
| 00:22:06 |
God, I think that is just so important. |
| 00:22:11 |
Yeah, but that was like.... |
| 00:22:13 |
Oh. |
| 00:22:17 |
I mean, Sebastian beat them here |
| 00:22:21 |
If there are any records, |
| 00:22:23 |
Letters, journals, sermons. |
| 00:22:28 |
That's smart, Tess. |
| 00:22:31 |
It's the oldest building on the island. |
| 00:22:35 |
Yeah. |
| 00:22:45 |
When Moe finds out we're gone... |
| 00:22:46 |
...he's gonna come barreling up |
| 00:22:49 |
Oh, my, that ought to be interesting. |
| 00:22:52 |
Well, I'm just saying |
| 00:22:55 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:22:57 |
Stop the boat! |
| 00:22:58 |
I just figured it out. It's been |
| 00:23:02 |
What? |
| 00:23:04 |
Precious Gem. |
| 00:23:07 |
Yes. |
| 00:23:09 |
Well, do you realize how incredibly similar |
| 00:23:16 |
Uh.... I thought I did. |
| 00:23:18 |
My God. |
| 00:23:20 |
Daddy, you named the boat after me |
| 00:23:25 |
I didn't? |
| 00:23:27 |
Don't you see? |
| 00:23:31 |
You were running away to sea, |
| 00:23:36 |
So you unconsciously |
| 00:23:42 |
That is so beautiful. |
| 00:23:51 |
Of course I named it for you, Gemma. |
| 00:23:56 |
But it wasn't unconscious. |
| 00:24:00 |
No. You did it unconsciously. |
| 00:24:06 |
And then I did it unconsciously. |
| 00:24:34 |
Good afternoon. |
| 00:24:36 |
Afternoon. May I help you? |
| 00:24:38 |
I hope so. I'm Finnegan. |
| 00:24:41 |
Tess. |
| 00:24:56 |
Don't even think about it. |
| 00:24:58 |
What? |
| 00:25:03 |
It's weird, right? |
| 00:25:07 |
What? |
| 00:25:11 |
Us, together. |
| 00:25:13 |
It's complex, but not in a good way. |
| 00:25:22 |
Well, can I just say |
| 00:25:31 |
No. |
| 00:25:41 |
Oh, my God, listen to this. |
| 00:25:43 |
Listen. "That we are by no means... |
| 00:25:46 |
...the first Europeans to visit here... |
| 00:25:48 |
...is finally proven |
| 00:25:52 |
...that of a woman. |
| 00:25:54 |
I cannot but wonder who she was... |
| 00:25:56 |
...and how she came to die here, |
| 00:26:00 |
...'Aurelia, 1715.' " |
| 00:26:02 |
Holy shit. |
| 00:26:04 |
"Forsake her I could not. |
| 00:26:07 |
And so it was here, |
| 00:26:11 |
...that I resolved to bury our own dead... |
| 00:26:15 |
...and begin work building a church." |
| 00:26:20 |
He marked it with a headstone. |
| 00:26:22 |
And this guy built a church around it. |
| 00:26:25 |
It's in the cemetery. |
| 00:26:33 |
Finn. |
| 00:26:36 |
Oh.... |
| 00:26:39 |
No, come on. |
| 00:26:41 |
Oh, shit, I got you. |
| 00:26:45 |
Mm-hm. |
| 00:27:00 |
Anything? |
| 00:27:03 |
It's not here. |
| 00:27:05 |
I refuse to believe that. |
| 00:27:08 |
Well, just because you refuse to |
| 00:27:13 |
Or false. |
| 00:27:16 |
Or whatever the hell I'm saying. |
| 00:27:19 |
Something wrong, Tess? |
| 00:27:20 |
Something wrong? |
| 00:27:23 |
We just had sex in a church |
| 00:27:26 |
...and now we're gonna dig up a grave. |
| 00:27:28 |
What is that, like a triple sin? |
| 00:27:30 |
I can't believe we haven't been |
| 00:27:33 |
Ow. |
| 00:27:35 |
Stupid rock. |
| 00:27:38 |
Okay, we can't have that. |
| 00:27:40 |
Come here, you rock. Stupid rock. |
| 00:27:49 |
Wait, stop. |
| 00:27:50 |
Oh.... Honey, it's heavy. |
| 00:27:55 |
So is this. |
| 00:28:23 |
Finn? Finn? |
| 00:28:27 |
Finn. |
| 00:28:28 |
What? |
| 00:28:33 |
Well, then he was a midget |
| 00:28:39 |
What if it's a head? |
| 00:29:26 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:29:32 |
It's his. |
| 00:29:34 |
"To my everlasting relief... |
| 00:29:36 |
...and after a year's toil |
| 00:29:40 |
...have I finally stumbled upon |
| 00:29:44 |
...for my cargo... |
| 00:29:46 |
...fortified by nature |
| 00:29:51 |
...accidental or deliberate... |
| 00:29:52 |
...even of those who would force |
| 00:29:58 |
The low December tide showed us |
| 00:30:04 |
But from January to November... |
| 00:30:06 |
...the beached whale's spout |
| 00:30:10 |
Thus is the vault rendered, |
| 00:30:15 |
The beached whale's spout? |
| 00:30:24 |
Yeah. |
| 00:30:29 |
It's a blowhole. |
| 00:30:33 |
It's the one at Clifton Point. |
| 00:30:35 |
The low December tide drops so low... |
| 00:30:39 |
The lowest tide of the year |
| 00:30:42 |
...which is normally |
| 00:30:46 |
Two days out of the year it's a cave. |
| 00:30:49 |
They float the chests in, the tide returns... |
| 00:30:52 |
...then the place becomes a deathtrap. |
| 00:30:57 |
Did we just find our treasure? |
| 00:31:01 |
Sound like it. |
| 00:31:04 |
Nice to meet you, Mrs. Finnegan. |
| 00:31:07 |
Hey, Bunny. |
| 00:31:08 |
What the hell are you doing here? |
| 00:31:11 |
Give me the book. |
| 00:31:13 |
I mean, are you sure you don't wanna, |
| 00:31:25 |
What you think you're gonna |
| 00:31:30 |
Hey, you better put the damn shovel... |
| 00:31:36 |
Hey, hey, hey, look, you know, |
| 00:31:39 |
Get me out the hole! |
| 00:31:44 |
Get him, baby, get him. |
| 00:31:54 |
Finn! |
| 00:31:58 |
Where you...? What you...? Grab him. |
| 00:32:04 |
Come on. |
| 00:32:08 |
Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
| 00:32:10 |
Come on, go, go, go. |
| 00:32:12 |
Hey. Hey... |
| 00:32:18 |
Get after them, damn it. |
| 00:32:22 |
Hang on. |
| 00:32:23 |
Cyrus, my bike. Hey, you. |
| 00:32:28 |
Are you shot? |
| 00:32:30 |
What? |
| 00:32:32 |
No. Are you shot? |
| 00:32:36 |
We got the book, Cyrus. |
| 00:32:39 |
Finn! |
| 00:32:41 |
I got you, Tess! |
| 00:32:42 |
Duck! |
| 00:32:47 |
Finn! |
| 00:32:53 |
Finn. No. |
| 00:32:58 |
No. Finn. Oh, my... |
| 00:33:09 |
Finn. |
| 00:33:12 |
Let's go. |
| 00:33:24 |
You sure he's dead? I've been |
| 00:33:28 |
I should've aimed at your head, |
| 00:33:31 |
I'm gonna tell you what. |
| 00:33:33 |
I'm gonna have my boys submit your theory |
| 00:33:37 |
...while I go sit my balls on some ice. |
| 00:34:03 |
After this wave, |
| 00:34:11 |
Would you just get in the hole? |
| 00:34:13 |
CURTlS: |
| 00:34:22 |
I can't. |
| 00:34:24 |
Uh.... |
| 00:34:25 |
Excuse me, Curtis. |
| 00:34:27 |
Get in the hole. |
| 00:34:30 |
Damn, Cyrus. |
| 00:34:34 |
I'm handling this shit. |
| 00:34:43 |
You know what? You run it. |
| 00:34:47 |
You run it. |
| 00:35:09 |
It's not here. |
| 00:35:10 |
Check underwater. |
| 00:35:14 |
There's nothing but rock. |
| 00:35:16 |
I'm supposed to believe you, am l? |
| 00:35:18 |
You want a second opinion, come on down. |
| 00:35:23 |
Please. |
| 00:35:24 |
Pull her up, man. |
| 00:35:29 |
Hey. |
| 00:35:30 |
Say hi to your husband. |
| 00:35:33 |
What? No. |
| 00:35:34 |
What the hell are you doing, man? |
| 00:35:36 |
Oh, God. |
| 00:35:44 |
Throw me the rope. |
| 00:37:14 |
Whoo! |
| 00:37:15 |
Now that's what I'm talking about. |
| 00:37:27 |
Talk to me. |
| 00:37:28 |
It's here. Bring the tanks. |
| 00:37:30 |
We're gonna have to go in |
| 00:37:33 |
And the girl? |
| 00:37:35 |
Uh.... |
| 00:37:37 |
She won't need one. |
| 00:37:59 |
This better be good. |
| 00:38:00 |
Moe, it's Finn. It's bad, it's real bad. |
| 00:38:03 |
They got Tess. |
| 00:38:05 |
The treasure's in the blowhole |
| 00:38:08 |
They took her hostage. |
| 00:38:30 |
That is one big-ass, |
| 00:38:37 |
Sure, go have fun. |
| 00:38:40 |
Go pump some lead in your fellow man. |
| 00:38:42 |
What a sissy. |
| 00:38:44 |
He is more man |
| 00:38:46 |
Hey. You ladies wanna move out? |
| 00:38:48 |
They could have killed |
| 00:38:51 |
Daddy. |
| 00:38:53 |
I'm scared. |
| 00:38:56 |
I promise. |
| 00:39:01 |
Oh, bless you for that. |
| 00:39:04 |
I'll see you at breakfast. |
| 00:39:49 |
Hey! Hey! |
| 00:39:54 |
Goddamn. |
| 00:39:56 |
How many times am I gonna |
| 00:40:06 |
Shit. |
| 00:40:12 |
Oh, shit. |
| 00:40:17 |
Somebody help. |
| 00:40:21 |
Tess! |
| 00:40:23 |
Finn? |
| 00:40:25 |
Finn! |
| 00:40:38 |
Shit. |
| 00:41:14 |
Whoo. There's a whole lot more |
| 00:41:31 |
Where's Cyrus? |
| 00:41:40 |
Mm. |
| 00:41:45 |
Ugh. |
| 00:41:50 |
Find out who that was. |
| 00:41:51 |
Huh? |
| 00:43:03 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:43:06 |
Shit. |
| 00:43:08 |
Cover me. |
| 00:43:09 |
Where you going? |
| 00:43:11 |
Where's he going? Wait. |
| 00:43:13 |
Shit, man. |
| 00:43:23 |
Aah! |
| 00:43:25 |
You son of a bitch. |
| 00:43:28 |
Uh-oh. |
| 00:43:48 |
Here, cock it. Cock it. |
| 00:43:52 |
I can't make it cock. |
| 00:44:01 |
No, no, no. |
| 00:44:13 |
Give that to me. |
| 00:44:19 |
You okay, Moe? |
| 00:44:22 |
Get in the plane. Get... |
| 00:44:27 |
No. |
| 00:44:36 |
Get in the plane. |
| 00:44:53 |
Sit back. |
| 00:44:56 |
Get your hands... Sit back now. |
| 00:45:01 |
Shit. |
| 00:45:27 |
Gemma. No. |
| 00:45:33 |
Get me on that plane. |
| 00:45:36 |
Go. Go. Go. |
| 00:45:40 |
You happy now, you big butch bastard? |
| 00:45:42 |
Just go help Moe. Go help him. |
| 00:45:47 |
I want you to pull me right up |
| 00:45:50 |
What's a port side? |
| 00:45:52 |
Uh.... The left side. |
| 00:45:54 |
Oh, okay. |
| 00:46:10 |
Go, go, go, stay with it. |
| 00:46:15 |
My God, what are you doing? |
| 00:46:46 |
Whoa! |
| 00:46:51 |
Now that's a man who loves his wife. |
| 00:47:01 |
That's it. |
| 00:47:03 |
That's it. |
| 00:47:25 |
Oh! |
| 00:47:33 |
Tess! |
| 00:47:43 |
Tess! |
| 00:47:45 |
Oh! |
| 00:47:46 |
Damn, baby, |
| 00:47:50 |
Don't. Can't. |
| 00:47:54 |
Well, you're doing a great job. |
| 00:47:59 |
Technically. |
| 00:48:01 |
Oh, shit. |
| 00:48:03 |
I think he hit the engine. |
| 00:48:06 |
Okay. Um.... |
| 00:48:09 |
Wings, flaps, air speed, altitude... |
| 00:48:14 |
...pedals for the rudder. Check. Okay. |
| 00:48:18 |
How do you know what to do? |
| 00:48:21 |
...PlayStation. Ha-ha! |
| 00:48:25 |
Oh, God. |
| 00:48:27 |
Oh, God. |
| 00:48:29 |
Here we go. Aah! |
| 00:48:34 |
Whoo! Finn! |
| 00:48:36 |
Wow. Whoa. |
| 00:48:39 |
Way to go. That's great, oh, wow. |
| 00:48:44 |
Yep. |
| 00:48:46 |
How do we land? |
| 00:48:49 |
Yep. |
| 00:48:52 |
How'd you do it in the game? |
| 00:48:59 |
I'm rich! I'm rich! I'm rich! |
| 00:49:15 |
Now, honey, this next part... |
| 00:49:18 |
...I'm not exactly sure how to pull off. |
| 00:49:22 |
I do know that we've got to completely |
| 00:49:26 |
Stall? |
| 00:49:28 |
Stop flying? |
| 00:49:32 |
On the nice soft...water. |
| 00:49:36 |
Are we gonna die? |
| 00:49:39 |
No, we're not. |
| 00:49:45 |
Oh, shit, where's Finn? |
| 00:49:48 |
ALFONZ: |
| 00:49:50 |
You mean there's hope? |
| 00:49:52 |
Not necessarily. |
| 00:49:58 |
Hey, let me just say this. |
| 00:50:02 |
Well, why not? |
| 00:50:04 |
Tell me after we crash. |
| 00:50:08 |
That'll give me something |
| 00:50:24 |
Okay. |
| 00:50:41 |
One hundred. |
| 00:50:46 |
We got it, baby. Eighty. |
| 00:50:50 |
Sixty. |
| 00:50:55 |
Forty. |
| 00:50:59 |
Pull her up, boy. |
| 00:51:01 |
Baby, baby.... |
| 00:51:04 |
I love you. |
| 00:51:06 |
Pull her up. |
| 00:51:21 |
Oh, shit. |
| 00:51:40 |
Finn? |
| 00:51:45 |
I'm sorry. |
| 00:51:47 |
I love you. |
| 00:51:51 |
Marry me. |
| 00:51:52 |
No... |
| 00:51:54 |
...you haven't. |
| 00:51:56 |
And, yes... |
| 00:51:58 |
...I will. |
| 00:52:06 |
Baby. |
| 00:52:08 |
What? |
