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00:00:29 These were the scenes
00:00:31 Running battles
00:00:41 ...some here have been
00:00:56 ...it's very violent indeed.
00:01:44 Earlier, there was mayhem
00:02:00 Getting beaten up by football hooligans is like
00:02:04 But that's
00:02:07 So this is me, Tommy Johnson
00:02:10 And do you know what the funniest thing is?
00:02:14 Anyway, it's almost over now
00:02:35 There's nothing different about me.
00:02:37 I'm just ahother bored male approaching 30,
00:02:41 Casual sex, watered-down lager,
00:02:45 And occasionally kicking
00:03:17 Zeberdee, it's Bill.
00:03:18 What? How am I?
00:03:20 I'm fuckin' buzzin'!
00:03:23 Keep your fuckin' nut down.
00:03:25 He's a right fuckin' stringer, this kid.
00:03:27 - What's he say?
00:03:28 - What do you mean, "nothing"?
00:03:31 Raff, call Tommy.
00:03:32 There's a pub on the corner called
00:03:36 I'll have to bell you back,
00:03:39 Just spotted their little firm
00:03:41 They won't know what's fuckin' hit 'em.
00:03:52 There you are.
00:03:54 Here, come here!
00:04:07 - Sweet, Bill?
00:04:09 - Where's the others?
00:04:10 - Harris said there's about 25 of the others.
00:04:14 Wait round the corner!
00:04:16 What for?
00:04:18 Cos it's all going to be on top,
00:04:21 - Jog on.
00:04:23 Bill, it's Harris.
00:04:25 Hello, son. Yeah?
00:04:28 All right. See you there.
00:05:06 What happened to you last night?
00:05:10 Johnson had me on some nutty skunk.
00:05:12 Ended up down the petrol garage
00:05:15 What you driving for?
00:05:18 Ban? What am I gonna do, walk?
00:05:21 Here he is.
00:05:29 Right, there's someone
00:05:31 - How old is he?
00:05:33 Go on, crack him.
00:05:35 Keep the noise down.
00:05:42 - Excuse me, mate, you got a light?
00:05:46 Let's go!
00:05:49 It's going good anyway.
00:05:53 - Come on, let's...
00:05:55 - Keep it down.
00:05:58 Keep it down, keep it down.
00:06:01 - Come on. Fuckin' hell.
00:06:05 Don't fuck this up.
00:06:14 Fuckin' clowns won't stop us.
00:06:53 You're fuckin' animals!
00:06:55 You give this fuckin' country
00:06:59 You ain't no football supporters!
00:07:11 What else are you gonna
00:07:13 Sit in your fuckin' armchair wankin' off
00:07:15 Then try and avoid your wife's gaze
00:07:17 as you struggle to come to terms
00:07:20 Then go and spunk your wages on kebabs
00:07:23 Fuck that for a laugh!
00:07:25 I know what I'd rather do.
00:07:26 Tottenham away.
00:07:43 How fuckin' perfect was that?
00:07:45 Soppy bollocks here even managed to get
00:07:50 Do you remember that time at Upton...
00:07:51 That time at Upton Park,
00:07:54 Mind you, premature ejaculation,
00:07:59 Anyway, he's virtually throwing 'em
00:08:02 He's throwing 'em out of the fuckin'
00:08:06 I hit this geezer so fuckin' hard,
00:08:12 State of that. I done me knuckles.
00:08:14 So hit people in the mouth,
00:08:17 Just as well I did or you'd be
00:08:21 No-one loved Chelsea
00:08:23 We grew up on football terraces together
00:08:27 The first bit of advice
00:08:30 You know what to do
00:08:32 Kick him in the fuckin' bollocks.
00:08:34 Me and Rod did everything together.
00:08:37 Hurry up, Tom, I'm starving.
00:08:39 It took me an hour just to find it.
00:08:42 She ain't walkin' for a week.
00:08:44 My grandad old Bill Farrell,
00:08:46 with his stories about the war
00:08:50 He said fighting at football was nothing
00:08:53 "We'll fight them on the beaches,
00:08:56 Although he went on, he was right.
00:08:59 It's not about colour or race,
00:09:03 Truth is,
00:09:05 There's nothing wrong with me...
00:09:06 unlike Billy Bright, whose dad had a funny way
00:09:10 Right, that's it.
00:09:13 before you move on next door to us.
00:09:15 With parents like that,
00:09:18 Still he was one of
00:09:21 to see there was a fortune to be made
00:09:24 Oi, three bottles of Bud, please, mate.
00:09:26 Problem was he'd taken so many beatings on
00:09:30 And the correct medical term for that is
00:09:34 Bill, let's get out of here.
00:09:38 - How many of 'em did you say there was?
00:09:42 - Right, which one of them's staring at me.
00:09:46 See you, you cunt. I'll cut you first.
00:09:49 And that was his idea
00:09:53 You fuckin' mugs!
00:09:55 But underneath the fun and games
00:10:01 cos he hever got to run our firm.
00:10:03 Harris was top boy and that was that.
00:10:04 He was smarter than Billy
00:10:08 Deep down Billy knew he'd never be leader
00:10:12 Why? Simple...
00:10:14 Zeberdee looked up
00:10:16 And the more Zeberdee looked up to Harris,
00:10:20 And what chance did Zeberdee have as a kid,
00:10:23 brought up in a concrete jungle
00:10:26 I don't envy the young 'uns any more.
00:10:29 Warfare from the playground upwards and you
00:10:34 Aargh!
00:10:38 Just like me and Rod,
00:10:41 only difference being
00:10:44 In case you're wondering, we call him Zeberdee
00:10:47 And one dayn it'll be his downfall.
00:10:54 Hold your hand out, Raff.
00:10:57 - What?
00:11:02 You're just a fuckin' kid,
00:11:06 Hold your hand out, Bill.
00:11:09 Do what?
00:11:10 Hold it out like Raff
00:11:13 Oooh.
00:11:17 No, let's have it right.
00:11:20 You trying to mug me off?
00:11:22 Oh, shut up.
00:11:25 - What d'you mean, "fuckin' about"?
00:11:28 What d'you mean, "what"?
00:11:29 You know, just...
00:11:31 Well, don't fuckin' just.
00:11:34 Leave it out.
00:11:36 Ain't trying to wind anyone up.
00:11:39 I'm fuckin' serious.
00:11:40 What I want to know is, what makes
00:11:44 and mug me off in front of my pals?
00:11:48 I... I didn't mean nothing by it, Bill.
00:11:52 It was only a bubble, that's all.
00:11:55 Just a bubble?
00:11:57 What you talking to me
00:12:01 I never fuckin' liked you,
00:12:04 You're a wrong 'un,
00:12:06 He was a degenerate fuckin' drunk.
00:12:08 Do you know what I'm thinking?
00:12:09 I'm thinking I should take you
00:12:12 - Leave it out, Bill.
00:12:14 What, d'you wanna get
00:12:16 Don't be stupid.
00:12:19 No, let's have it right, Tom.
00:12:20 If he's old enough to run round givin' it large,
00:12:24 he's old enough to talk for himself.
00:12:30 I'll tell you something, Zeberfuckindee,
00:12:32 I think I should take you outside
00:12:35 for mugging me off and making me look a cunt
00:12:40 I...
00:12:41 I didn't say nothing.
00:12:43 Come on, outside,
00:12:48 Leave it out, eh?
00:12:49 Stop mutterin' and stutterin'
00:12:56 I fuckin' had you there!
00:13:00 Fuckin' hell, Zeb,
00:13:04 I thought you was gonna burst into tears.
00:13:08 What is it, four, five...
00:13:11 There'll be none of this in Australia.
00:13:14 As of next week,
00:13:16 Not to worry, William.
00:13:20 Well, I won't be sitting next to you.
00:13:22 Well, that was the idea.
00:13:23 Bill, Albert,
00:13:27 My grandad didn't like Bright.
00:13:29 Knew he was a bully.
00:13:30 Bill and Albert were just kids
00:13:33 They were one of the first off the
00:13:37 Bill aways told me the only thing that kept him
00:13:42 They came home proud war heroes
00:13:44 and married
00:13:46 And buried 'em together as well.
00:13:49 The council moved Albert to the flat above Bill
00:13:53 always vowing to keep an eye
00:13:55 Very funny. Very, very funny!
00:13:59 - Are you all right?
00:14:00 Now a little one. Now a little one.
00:14:04 Let me get the door.
00:14:08 Comfy? Do you want any help with that?
00:14:12 Bet you've seen some changes,
00:14:15 Bit different nowadays,
00:14:18 It's the Pakis coming over in the '70s, see.
00:14:22 And what you got now, eh?
00:14:25 Fuckin' asylum seekers.
00:14:27 Bloody Tony fuckin' Blair.
00:14:31 I mean, and this game's gone.
00:14:33 There was a time I used to be able to clear
00:14:37 Not any more. Nah.
00:14:39 Now what you got is your fuckin' spades
00:14:43 Moonlighting!
00:14:45 Fuck's sake, that's a joke!
00:14:48 This country was built on
00:14:52 Not enough of you about,
00:14:54 Here, let me give you a hand with that.
00:14:56 Swing your old arse round in there, look.
00:14:59 And I just want to say, it's been a privilege
00:15:04 And the fare's on me.
00:15:05 Don't be silly.
00:15:08 No, I insist.
00:15:10 It's been an honour.
00:15:15 Don't forget, you watch
00:15:21 What a wanker.
00:15:23 Let's go dancing.
00:15:31 Although he talked a lot of bollocks,
00:15:34 Bill was what put the Great into Britain.
00:15:37 But he'd moved on.
00:15:40 Somewhere they could live out
00:15:51 Hello, Mavis, my little darling.
00:15:55 How are you?
00:15:56 I shall be sad to see you both gone, Bill.
00:16:00 Course we have.
00:16:09 Can't you do better than that.?
00:16:11 What are you talking about, Bill?
00:16:12 Don't you know?
00:16:14 You fucking disgusting old man!
00:16:17 That's what I loved about Bill.
00:16:19 He was still game.
00:16:20 He'd dreamed about. Living abroad for years
00:16:24 I even give him and Albert a little treat
00:16:28 My grandson gave me a going-away present.
00:16:32 A joint of his very best home-grown.
00:16:35 You mean drugs?
00:16:37 Yeah, well, you light up old, son.
00:16:44 It's amazing to think
00:16:47 we'll be watching the sun go down
00:16:52 And it won't be surrounded
00:16:58 Miles of golden sand and bronze tits.
00:17:05 You packed yet?
00:17:07 Haven't given it a thought.
00:17:10 My case has been packed
00:17:15 You want to get your skates on, Farrell.
00:17:17 Oh, stop nagging, you old woman.
00:17:24 - You know what Bert?
00:17:28 I'm feeling dizzy.
00:17:31 You always were, you dozy bastard!
00:18:14 The next best thing to violence is sex,
00:18:16 and seeing as there's
00:18:19 I must be in with half a chance.
00:18:21 Especially as I'd fuck
00:18:26 I tell you, I'm fuckin' mullered, me.
00:18:32 Look at the fuckin' boat on it.
00:18:35 No, no, no, Tom.
00:18:39 Shut up, you...
00:18:41 All right, sweetheart?
00:18:44 - All right?
00:18:48 A few tequilas?
00:18:49 A couple of little
00:18:51 Shall we get on it?
00:18:53 - A little cheeky tequila...?
00:18:55 Get these two birds here
00:18:58 I'm gonna smash the fuckin'
00:19:17 London's changed for the worse.
00:19:19 All the good people, right,
00:19:22 are being forced into the suburbs,
00:19:26 forcing their way into this country.
00:19:29 - I mean...
00:19:31 Mate, will you shut your fuckin' noise?
00:20:04 Here you are, sloppy bollocks.
00:20:07 Get up there, girl. Get up there.
00:20:10 I cannot wait to fuckin' see your fanny.
00:20:12 I'm gonna fuckin' ruin you...
00:20:16 - Smash you in the...
00:20:17 Beautiful, beautiful.
00:20:24 He's only fallen asleep, Tameka.
00:20:26 Same here, Shian. Little fuckers.
00:20:29 Shame. He's hung like a pike in here.
00:20:33 Good for you.
00:20:45 You fuckin' little mug!
00:20:48 How dare you come into my fuckin' gaff,
00:20:51 and try and get hold of my little sister
00:20:54 You're in bandit country now, boy,
00:20:57 no-one will even know
00:20:59 There's holes dug all over South London
00:21:07 Jesus.
00:21:10 But instead, I get some nutter
00:21:14 And worst of all,
00:21:20 Oi, silly bollocks. What are these?
00:21:23 What?
00:21:24 - What are they?
00:21:26 - What sort of flowers, dinlow?
00:21:30 Then what are they doing
00:21:32 All right. Sorry.
00:21:36 - What?
00:21:38 Who?
00:21:40 ...the back door.
00:21:42 Marched on up to The Venus
00:21:45 He's given me a couple of Es.
00:21:47 I've had them
00:21:48 and wound up copping for two slosh pots
00:21:51 Smashed the granny out of the pair of 'em
00:21:55 Yeah, I was back home in time for a Sunday
00:21:59 Look, I've got to go, mate. My man's here.
00:22:02 Good to see you, son.
00:22:04 - How are you? All right?
00:22:05 Heard you Chelsea boys had a little turnout
00:22:09 You ain't wrong. Heard you Millwall boys
00:22:13 We did. We should have had a meet.
00:22:15 You know where to find us.
00:22:17 Your time'll come.
00:22:19 One thing I never understood
00:22:22 although he was in the Chelsea firm,
00:22:26 Millwall.
00:22:27 Get that.
00:22:28 then kick fuck out of each other
00:22:31 It's bang on. What you got round you?
00:22:33 Four K.
00:22:35 - Go on, then. I'll take the lot.
00:22:39 Hang on.
00:22:43 Hang on.
00:22:44 Slow down.
00:22:48 What? You're fuckin' joking!
00:22:53 All right.
00:22:55 Yeah ' see you there.
00:22:56 - Problem, Fred?
00:22:59 Someone's just done him round the canister
00:23:02 You're fuckin' joking?
00:23:04 They don't know yet.
00:23:06 Look, I gotta go.
00:23:08 - I'll keep this lot on ice for you.
00:23:19 Oi! What are you fuckin' doing?
00:23:23 Don't start, mate. I've had a bit of ag.
00:23:26 What you got a sheet on for?
00:23:28 You don't wanna know.
00:23:29 You're right, I don't.
00:23:32 They're putting lilies
00:23:35 You got anything on under there?
00:23:38 What am I fuckin'paying for?
00:23:55 - What do you reckon, fat boy?
00:24:00 Are you fuckin' mad?
00:24:02 It's iron's gear.
00:24:04 Get your fuckin' skates on.
00:24:07 Horrible cunt.
00:24:12 What about the draw?
00:24:16 Oh, there'll be tellies where we're going.
00:24:18 Oi, Zeb, try and make sure we've got
00:24:22 I don't want to watch
00:24:24 Slow down, will you, Davis, eh? What's
00:24:28 Whether we were thieving,
00:24:31 we'd a be glued to a TV set
00:24:34 See, the beauty of the Cup draw is,
00:24:36 a chance to meet one of the old rivals,
00:24:40 or if you're really lucky,
00:24:42 And cos the draw
00:24:43 he decided to take his long-suffering wife
00:24:48 However,
00:24:50 cos Barbara thought he was taking her
00:24:54 Let's see what's on the menu.
00:24:58 Oi, it's my sister!
00:25:08 Oh, what, your girfriend?
00:25:12 Oi.
00:25:13 Either turn that TV up, or tell that lot down there
00:25:17 Calm down, Bill.
00:25:19 We don't want to cause a scene.
00:25:21 No. No, you're right.
00:25:44 - The old rubber glove!
00:25:56 Oi!
00:25:57 Oi. Will you shut up?
00:26:04 ...against 52.
00:26:06 Southend United.
00:26:07 57.
00:26:10 Portsmouth.
00:26:12 Will pay number 38.
00:26:14 Middlesbrough.
00:26:16 Number 22.
00:26:18 Millwall.
00:26:19 Will pay 44.
00:26:22 Chelsea.
00:26:23 Yes! Fuckin' yes!
00:26:26 Another battle then.
00:26:28 Eh? Can't fuckin' hear you.
00:26:31 Who is it, for fuck's sake?
00:26:34 Eh?
00:26:36 Yes!
00:26:38 - Who, who, who?
00:26:40 Millwall-Chelsea.
00:26:44 Literally in my case,
00:26:45 cos like a mug
00:26:48 And I see my new mate again
00:26:51 Maybe I should ask him if I fucked his sister,
00:26:58 If I'd listened to my instincts and laid low, none
00:27:02 and I only had myself to blame.
00:27:04 And occasionally, and I do mean occasionally,
00:27:09 It's typicla that tonight
00:27:12 See? He does have a gentle side.
00:27:14 Aaaarghh!
00:27:15 Zeb and Raff missed the draw
00:27:18 robbing houses,
00:27:23 Me, I'm beginning to get the feeling
00:27:28 Drive, mate! Fuckin' drive.
00:27:34 Lost his touch?
00:27:36 Bollocks.
00:27:38 Hard to have a nice night
00:27:41 I blame all the blacks
00:27:43 Shut up mate. You're boring.
00:27:51 Welcome back to BBC London Sport
00:27:53 Now, anyone who's listened to the Breakfast
00:27:57 about his great excitement about the prospects
00:28:02 Our reporter, as always,
00:28:04 That's right, Danny. I'm sure
00:28:07 to keep the we-known hooligan elements apart
00:28:11 I only hope I'm not given the job
00:28:14 I'd much rather be watching the game
00:28:27 Well, come on, Albert, you old bastard!
00:29:38 All right, Bill? You look pissed off.
00:29:39 No, I'm not fuckin' all right.
00:29:44 Hold that.
00:29:46 Suddenly,
00:29:48 now I knew my enemies were part of their firm
00:29:50 It's the one fuckin' place on earth
00:29:53 Anyway, Liverpool away, and a chance
00:30:50 Good, this.
00:30:53 - What did they nick, Bill?
00:30:56 Even took the fuckin' kids' PlayStation
00:30:59 - Your mobile?
00:31:02 You know what to do?
00:31:05 That'll freak 'em out.
00:31:09 Good call, Rods.
00:31:12 You know, the war cry.
00:31:22 Hello?
00:31:24 You are fuckin' dead meat.
00:31:31 I didn't know it was your house.
00:31:34 Look, I've got all the gear.
00:31:39 I'll shall fuckin' open you up!
00:31:52 Fuck.
00:32:03 Where are you from, mate?
00:32:06 Just around.
00:32:08 Are you fookin' Chelsea?
00:32:10 Yeah.
00:32:12 You flash cockney bastards.
00:32:15 Run!
00:32:22 Go on, run, you pair of rats.
00:32:26 Drive on again mate. Drive on.
00:32:29 Hey! Stop the fuckin' bus, you cunt!
00:32:37 Fuckin' come on!
00:32:47 Where the fuck are you running now?
00:32:51 Cunts! Fuckin' cunts!
00:33:00 Go on. Fuck off!
00:33:04 Come here.
00:33:07 What?
00:33:08 I've got to go to work on him now,
00:33:12 You silly bollocks.
00:33:14 What was all that about?
00:33:16 But we did 'em, didn't we, H?
00:33:18 Billy had a real punishmeht lined up
00:33:20 He weren't the forgiving type, but as long
00:33:24 And Harris and Billy
00:33:47 Right. No thieving.
00:33:51 Just keep your nuts down.
00:33:52 I want you to be outside and back on the road
00:33:55 Oh, yeah, and whatever you do, no fighting.
00:33:58 Bit rich, coming from him, innit?
00:34:04 Zeb, what did Billy say to you?
00:34:07 He said we've got to get his gear back to him
00:34:10 And we've got to apologise to his wife and kids.
00:34:12 You've had a result there.
00:34:16 Blinding result, eh?
00:34:17 This complete nutter will never talk to us again,
00:34:22 You are thieving little cunts.
00:34:26 Prove yourself at Millwall.
00:34:28 Yeah, do the business down there,
00:34:54 Will you stop moaning about beer?
00:34:58 I'll be opening bottles with my fuckin' teeth
00:35:02 Could have done with a couple of cans.
00:35:04 Shouldn't have had that chicken burger.
00:35:06 Stone me, it's them Stoke fans that done us.
00:35:09 - Where?
00:35:11 - It is them.
00:35:13 On the Rory, on the Rory, on the Rory.
00:35:16 Listen. We'll get the beers safe.
00:35:19 I ain't saying a word.
00:35:21 What the fuck are you doing?
00:35:23 There's two of them
00:35:25 Drop 'em now. We'll be late for the meet.
00:35:27 Fuck 'em. They kicked the shit out of us.
00:35:29 No. The gavvers are over there.
00:35:32 I'll give you fuckin' "no"!
00:35:43 Northern cunt!
00:35:51 Fuckin' idiots.
00:35:56 Slow down, you two, for fuck's sake!
00:35:58 What, was you fuckin' bullied at school,
00:36:03 Have fun, boys.
00:36:08 Who are you fuckin' looking at?
00:36:15 Billy's extensive vocabulary
00:36:18 And this lot could be West Ham,
00:36:22 Don't matter to me.
00:36:34 Know what? I think I'll call it a night. Tom?
00:36:37 Yeah, let's go and have a beer.
00:36:39 Yeah, good idea. We'll jog on.
00:36:41 All right, boys. I'll see you in a bit.
00:36:44 - Light?
00:36:47 - No problem.
00:37:37 You all right down there, mister?
00:37:39 What happened to you?
00:37:40 I've had the shit kicked out of me.
00:37:45 Me? I'm dead.
00:37:49 Bill! Rod!
00:37:51 Help! Where are you?
00:37:54 Bill! Help!
00:37:58 Fuckin' hell.
00:38:00 Liven yourself up.
00:38:03 Court? What?
00:38:05 Fuck... What about my dream?
00:38:07 What the fuck was that dream a about?
00:38:12 Where was that tunnel?
00:38:14 Fuck it.
00:38:17 What's wrong with you, Bright?
00:38:20 and still you offend persistently.
00:38:23 I see children with more common sense.
00:38:25 What did you say?
00:38:27 Don't you dare answer me with that
00:38:31 The Establishment call us chidren while
00:38:35 I should tell this old queer
00:38:38 He might enjoy swapping that silly wig
00:38:41 Yes, sir. I'm very sorry, sir. It won't happen
00:38:45 I do hope that's the case, Mr Bright.
00:38:48 I'll see you
00:38:50 - And Bright
00:38:52 If you appear before me
00:38:54 I won't hesitate to give you
00:38:58 Why is it, while I'm having hightmares
00:39:01 Rod's slipping into the court clerk?
00:39:04 Shame. He's hung like a pike in here.
00:39:07 And it's tricky
00:39:21 How are the tulips selling?
00:39:24 What's happening, Tom?
00:39:26 Here. I got nicked with Bright the other day,
00:39:31 Nice one, Tom. Sounds really clever.
00:39:35 Yeah, well, I'm just saying.
00:39:37 Well, go and say it somewhere else, and don't
00:39:41 All right. Slow down, Ad.
00:39:42 Slow down?
00:39:46 What's the matter with you, clumping people?
00:39:50 You're nearly 30. You wanna get hold
00:39:54 - What?
00:40:01 - Here you are.
00:40:12 Tommy... think about it.
00:40:16 Nearly 30? What's he on about?
00:40:19 Jesus! I only wanted a bunch of fuckin' flowers,
00:40:37 See you, Albert.
00:40:55 What's Harris and Bright doing there?
00:40:58 I could hardly stop them, Bill.
00:41:00 They're foolish men, Tom.
00:41:03 Harris think s we're connected
00:41:07 What he doesn't understand is, I fought to stop
00:41:12 Billy is a fuckin' idiot.
00:41:17 Are you still going to Australia?
00:41:19 I don't know. There's a spare ticket
00:41:25 Your cousins would love to see you.
00:41:28 Do yourself a favour.
00:41:30 Put a bit of distance between you
00:41:36 I'm all right, Bill.
00:41:38 I'm just having a laugh.
00:41:39 Well, just be careful.
00:41:42 Next time you visit the boneyard,
00:42:12 What are you fuckin' doing here,
00:42:15 I've come to pay my respects.
00:42:18 Well, you're not wanted.
00:42:20 Let's have it right. You didn't even
00:42:26 Well, put your soppy cap on,
00:42:31 Go on, jog on.
00:42:34 Don't forget our appointment.
00:42:56 All right, boys? What's happening?
00:42:58 Why have you got a dartboard
00:43:00 Well, what's it got
00:43:07 All right, boys. First one to a hundred.
00:43:12 Aaaarghh!
00:43:14 Aaaarghh!
00:43:16 Stand up straight.
00:43:24 He wants to know
00:43:30 Me.
00:43:34 Good call. Crack on.
00:43:37 Aaaarghh!
00:43:38 Oi, shithead, hold your hand out.
00:43:40 - What, Zeb?
00:43:48 Just a kid, ain't you?
00:43:49 You hold your hand out, Zeb.
00:43:53 Are you trying to fuckin' mug me off?
00:44:03 With Millwall round the corner,
00:44:06 Nice to see Billy and Fred
00:44:09 when it come to their kids.
00:44:11 Bit of a coincidence, eh? Our kids play against
00:44:16 Somehow, I don't think this game's
00:44:19 Fancy yourselves in bandit country, then?
00:44:21 Well, let's have it right.
00:44:24 last time we met you lot,
00:44:27 You couldn't run 100 yards, mate!
00:44:29 - Won't fuckin' need to, either!
00:44:33 Spell it, you cunt.
00:44:34 C-U-N-T. Cunt.
00:44:36 I meant "lemon", soppy bollocks.
00:44:38 We'll see about lemon when you're lost
00:44:43 Whoa! Now we're getting personal.
00:44:46 That you have to open your kebab shop soon
00:44:50 Well, how does it feel doing business with
00:44:55 Scooby-Do's less confused than you.
00:44:57 You'll be confused
00:44:59 You wanna wait
00:45:01 Don't punch above your weight,
00:45:04 Well, stop punching your old woman about,
00:45:07 What did you fuckin' say, you mug?
00:45:09 You fuckin' heard,
00:45:11 Fuckin' mug! Look at you, you cunt!
00:45:14 Get off me, you... Get off me, you cunt!
00:45:21 Fuck this.
00:45:23 I'll fuckin' do you!
00:45:37 Just as I thought.
00:45:40 and now she wants
00:45:42 I told him I already met her in the dock,
00:45:47 And why is it that when your best mate meets
00:45:51 and acts like
00:45:55 So... what do you do, then, Thomas?
00:45:58 Thomas?
00:46:01 And you shoud know, div.
00:46:04 Me?
00:46:06 I work long and hard.
00:46:10 Sounds like Rod!
00:46:16 Yeah?
00:46:23 Cor...
00:46:24 Jesus, he's really picked one here.
00:46:27 Wannabe middle-class scum.
00:46:31 Seems nice.
00:46:33 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's a top bloke.
00:46:35 Bill, it's Tom. Fancy a quiet drink?
00:46:38 Meet me at work
00:46:41 Don't worry. I'll bring my tools.
00:46:44 - Fancy a sauna?
00:47:01 Johnson!
00:47:03 Johnson!
00:47:05 All right, Billy. What's it gonna be today?
00:47:09 No, forget that and just crack straight on
00:47:13 Stone me, she won't be working for a week.
00:47:16 - What do you think?
00:47:18 What do you think the screaming was about?
00:47:21 With my back against the wall there was
00:47:26 Bill, can I talk to you for a minute?
00:47:29 Yeah, yeah, course you can, son.
00:47:32 It's just er... I keep...
00:47:36 I dunno. I just keep... You know?
00:47:40 Yeah, yeah, I know.
00:47:43 - Really?
00:47:47 Fuck! Fuck it.
00:47:51 No, listen.
00:47:54 No, don't worry about it. It's sweet.
00:47:56 Don't worry. I'm gonna sort you out.
00:47:58 Thank s, Bill.
00:48:00 Listen. Don't mention it.
00:48:03 - Here you are.
00:48:05 Go on son. Crack on. Go on.
00:48:15 Enjoy!
00:48:18 Should have seen that one coming.
00:48:20 The last person on earth you want to talk to
00:48:24 Ask Bright for advice, and
00:49:00 And what a good mate he was
00:49:03 Fuckin' fat little cunt
00:49:06 Wake up, sleepy.
00:49:08 That was my parents on the phone.
00:49:10 They're coming to London at the weekend
00:49:13 Well, as long as it ain't Saturday.
00:49:16 It is Saturday, Rod.
00:49:25 What about Sunday?
00:49:27 They're going to my brother's in Reading.
00:49:31 Well, I am male.
00:49:32 It's one game.
00:49:35 I am male.
00:49:36 But my parents only come round
00:49:39 Yeah, Millwall comes round
00:49:42 Well, don't just run out.
00:49:44 - I'm going to work.
00:49:47 There's nothing to talk about.
00:49:49 You either meet my parents on Saturday
00:50:09 All right, boys?
00:50:12 Yeah. Sweet. Speak to you later.
00:50:18 Fuck off.
00:50:26 - Are you serving?
00:50:30 Hit him, hit him! Hit the cunt.
00:50:33 Come here.
00:50:35 Cunt! Cunt! Cunt!
00:50:38 Grab the fuckin' rock.
00:50:45 Cunt!
00:50:47 Come on!
00:50:58 - Fuckin' hell!
00:51:01 Come, let's go.
00:52:00 My grandad's life
00:52:03 With Albert dead, he had no-one, apart from me,
00:52:07 and maybe even
00:52:10 You should come to Millwall at the weekend.
00:52:21 You all right for money, Bill?
00:52:22 Cos you know
00:52:24 I'm earning a few quid
00:52:27 It ain't as if I got
00:52:29 Unlike Rod.
00:52:31 You sound over the moon about that.
00:52:33 Yeah, well...
00:52:37 Your chance'll come.
00:52:43 Don't you ever get the itch?
00:52:47 Yeah.
00:52:49 I can see myself on a sun lounger
00:52:52 a couple of kids running about...
00:52:54 sipping my Pimm's quietly.
00:52:57 Kids, eh?
00:52:58 Yeah. Why not?
00:53:01 What's their names?
00:53:02 Dorian, after my mate.
00:53:05 Dorian?
00:53:08 Both of them?
00:53:10 Yeah, probably.
00:53:11 What if they're girls?
00:53:16 Dorian.
00:53:18 You're a good boy, Tom.
00:53:22 Keep your eye on my wallet, Bill.
00:53:24 I'm going to the toilet.
00:53:43 I tell you what, Fred.
00:53:45 This area beats
00:53:49 Bollocks, does it.
00:53:53 It's full of spivs and skint
00:53:57 I just wanna find this fuckin' Tommy Johnson
00:54:00 Let's just cut him
00:54:02 You're not wrong.
00:54:06 Oi, you, skint boat, come here.
00:54:10 - Me?
00:54:16 Come on.
00:54:19 Ever heard of a geezer
00:54:23 Johnson...
00:54:25 Johnson...
00:54:29 No, I've never heard of him, mate.
00:54:31 Yeah?
00:54:32 Yeah.
00:54:35 So, what's your name?
00:54:37 - What?
00:54:42 Dorian.
00:54:45 Poof!
00:54:46 Dorian? Sounds like a fuckin' poof.
00:54:49 Yeah, I know.
00:54:51 Just a name, though, innit?
00:54:53 Prove it.
00:54:56 Prove what?
00:54:57 Stop fuckin' stuttering,
00:55:00 Just show him some fuckin' brief.
00:55:02 Er...
00:55:05 I ain't got my wallet on me, mate.
00:55:12 Go on, then. Fuck off, you mug. Go on.
00:55:16 Hang on.
00:55:20 We'll see who the fuck you really are.
00:55:30 Who's this?
00:55:31 Hello. It's Rod. Is Dorian there?
00:55:36 You've had a fuckin' touch. Little mug.
00:55:39 Come on. Let's go.
00:55:51 Do you reckon he's somewhere else?
00:55:53 We'll try the other gaff.
00:56:11 Fuckin' hell!
00:56:13 You'd fuckin' think so! I tell you.
00:56:16 The moment I seen them follow you in,
00:56:20 It's a little trick
00:56:22 I'm definitely calling my kids Dorian now.
00:56:25 - Dorian.
00:56:28 See you, Rodder, I fuckin' love you
00:56:31 You ain't too bad yourself, Johnson.
00:56:33 I'm well up for it now.
00:56:37 I'm gonna have a right
00:56:40 Yeah.
00:56:43 Don't say it, Rod.
00:56:46 What?
00:56:47 You fuckin' know.
00:56:49 Look, Tom, fuckin'...
00:56:57 Tom, you'll need these
00:57:30 How you doing, mister?
00:57:32 Nah. Not good. You?
00:57:34 Still dead.
00:57:36 Sorry about that. Am I?
00:57:39 No, you're still alive.
00:57:41 - Who are you, mate?
00:57:44 Can't tell till I
00:58:14 What?
00:58:16 What do you mean, "what"?
00:58:20 What are you looking at me like that for?
00:58:22 You don't know?
00:58:25 What, Rod?
00:58:26 You don't remember what
00:58:32 I was fuckin' lashed, wasn't I?
00:58:37 Last thing I remember was being in the boozer
00:58:42 Jesus, Tom...
00:58:44 For fuck's sake, Rod, what's so bad?
00:58:47 You don't remember Barbara?
00:58:50 Barbara who?
00:58:51 You tried to get off
00:58:55 Fuck off.
00:58:56 And when she blanked you, you beat her up.
00:58:59 - What?
00:59:05 I know you're winding me up, Rod.
00:59:09 Please tell me you're winding me up, Rod.
00:59:11 I ain't, mate.
00:59:15 Fuck off, King. I tell you what.
00:59:22 All right, Zeb?
00:59:24 Fuckin' hell, Tom.
00:59:28 You went berserk mate.
00:59:30 I've got to wash my hands of this one.
00:59:39 What am I gonna do, Rod?
00:59:42 You're gonna have to go round there.
00:59:44 What?
00:59:46 Just go round there and fuckin' beg.
00:59:48 Well, that's a good idea. I might as well
00:59:52 I don't know what else to say to you, Tom.
00:59:54 No, you're right. I'II...
00:59:58 I'll fling myself on my knees
01:00:01 Hopefully, he'll have mercy on me
01:00:05 You know him better than me, mate.
01:00:08 That's the problem. I know what he'll do.
01:00:49 Johnson.
01:00:53 Listen, Bill, listen.
01:00:56 I was obviously smashed out of my tree.
01:00:58 I'm none the wiser, Bill. Please, Bill.
01:01:01 I don't know what's gone on, mate
01:01:04 My life.
01:01:06 You soppy, muggy streak of piss.
01:01:16 If you'd touched my woman,
01:01:19 Fuckin' arseholes.
01:01:20 Fuckin' funny, that, innit?
01:01:23 Go on. Have a fuckin' laugh, will you?
01:01:26 I really fuckin' need this at the moment,
01:01:28 what with my dreams,
01:01:33 Bollocks!
01:01:35 Cunts.
01:01:37 On his fuckin' knees!
01:01:46 With mates like mine
01:01:49 Three weeks ago,
01:01:51 But now, with Millwall round the corner,
01:01:55 And the worst is yet to come.
01:01:58 Here's Mark with the sport.
01:02:00 Well, the third round
01:02:02 and of course the pick of the ties
01:02:06 I know police leave
01:02:09 This is that ancient rivalry...
01:02:11 Hello, Bill.
01:02:12 Donna, give him a pint, love.
01:02:15 - How's your luck?
01:02:20 Right. Same as before.
01:02:22 I'll take some of you lot
01:02:24 and Tommy will take the
01:02:28 Where's the meet?
01:02:29 It can't be too far away.
01:02:31 They'll have spotters
01:02:33 - And it's on top of the Old Bill before we start.
01:02:37 What about Billy?
01:02:38 He knows Millwall
01:02:40 Fuck Billy.
01:02:44 Now, let's have it right.
01:02:48 Granted, yeah he can have a row.
01:02:50 But he can't run a turnout
01:02:53 He's a fuckin' lunatic.
01:02:56 Bollocksed the day up.
01:02:58 His problem is,
01:03:03 Just forget him.
01:03:05 Slow down. He's one of your own.
01:03:06 Hang on.
01:03:08 It's like having a big kid around.
01:03:12 Just let him take Zeberdee
01:03:15 You just wipe your mouth of him.
01:03:17 He's a spent force.
01:03:45 Bill...
01:03:48 Bill!
01:03:58 What's the matter, babe?
01:04:01 You think I'm all right, don't you?
01:04:03 What?
01:04:05 I'm all right, aren't I?
01:04:07 Yeah, course you are, you silly sod.
01:04:10 Come here.
01:04:15 Eat your dinner.
01:04:33 Bright!
01:04:36 Don't fuckin' creep up
01:04:39 Bill. Take it easy.
01:04:40 How comes you weren't down the pub
01:04:42 Fell asleep, didn't I?
01:04:46 How comes you know I weren't there?
01:04:48 Harris belled me and asked where you were.
01:04:50 Well, he didn't fuckin' bell me.
01:04:58 - Got it?
01:04:59 Millwall.
01:05:01 Don't be stupid.
01:05:04 - It's only a flare gun.
01:05:07 Meant to be having
01:05:12 Fuckin' hell, Bill.
01:05:15 You're on the turn, ain't you?
01:05:17 - You ain't got nothing to prove.
01:05:46 You look as handsome
01:05:49 Where are your medals?
01:05:52 You can't go
01:05:55 You're a hero William.
01:05:59 Make me the proudest woman alive.
01:06:29 Don't look at me.
01:06:43 Yeah, go on. Fuck off, you Pakis.
01:06:48 Fuck off!
01:06:49 Got the little chavvy?
01:06:52 I know, I know, I know.
01:06:54 Did you see the state of his boat?
01:07:01 You don't even know you're fuckin' born!
01:07:04 Oh, fuck off.
01:07:24 Go on, fuck off, you old mug!
01:08:10 I know who I am now.
01:08:13 Show me, then.
01:08:37 All right, for fuck's sake.
01:08:41 Hurry up, lazy bollocks.
01:08:45 You all right?
01:08:47 I'm sweet, mate. I'm fuckin' buzzing.
01:08:51 What's wrong?
01:08:55 Listen, Zeb. Listen, listen.
01:08:57 You... You'd better just...
01:08:59 What, Tom?
01:09:04 Just look after yourself.
01:09:07 Don't worry about me.
01:09:10 Liven up, we've got to meet the others.
01:09:12 I tell you, it's a fuckin' buzz! Come on!
01:09:57 Here, Tom, where's Rod?
01:10:00 Fuck knows. You all right?
01:10:02 Yeah. Couldn't sleep, could I?
01:10:19 The wretch from Penge had got her claws in,
01:10:23 But I couldn't see it happening.
01:10:26 And not even someone of Rod's calibre
01:10:30 That espresso's really kicked in.
01:10:32 Darling you don't drink espresso.
01:10:44 Tell me more about the air conditioning,
01:10:48 Air conditioning?
01:10:50 You told me you run an
01:10:53 Well, we have a few vans out on jobs at once
01:10:57 Well, it's always busier in the summer.
01:10:59 Nothing like a soaring temperature
01:11:01 Anyway, most of the time I just sit
01:11:05 Don't get me wrong.
01:11:08 But my real passion lies
01:11:12 See, I've got to channel it somewhere,
01:11:16 I don't participate in too
01:11:19 And I don't do drugs.
01:11:21 Well, that's not entirely true,
01:11:23 So, I need my release, and a good fuckin' fight
01:11:28 Maybe not
01:11:30 At least I wouldn't be walking around like you -
01:11:34 trying to pretend your little
01:11:37 Then again,
01:11:40 Mate, can we have the...
01:11:44 No, I'll...
01:11:59 Rod! I fuckin' knew you'd make it!
01:12:03 Wouldn't miss it for the world, mate.
01:12:06 There's a fuckin' shot, man.
01:12:30 You lot fuckin' ready for us, or what?
01:12:33 Well, let's see how game you really are.
01:12:36 So, come and find us, then, shithead.
01:12:39 Oh, and be careful.
01:12:42 Away from all the crowds
01:12:45 So, watch your fuckin' backs.
01:12:47 - Fuckin' hell!
01:13:09 Hello, Tom.
01:13:10 What's happening, Joe boy?
01:13:11 Everything's sweet round here.
01:13:13 - Where's Harris?
01:13:15 Get yourself up on the bridge lively.
01:13:17 Later on. Bye.
01:13:23 - Hello, Joe, son. Where are you?
01:13:27 Keep your eyes peeled.
01:13:29 Give you a bell if I see anything.
01:13:31 - Crack on.
01:14:03 - Right. Here you are. It's sweet.
01:14:25 Sweet, Bill?
01:14:27 30 years I've stood
01:14:30 You fuckin' mug me off like that?
01:14:32 Forget it.
01:15:02 Anyone who runs is gonna get
01:15:06 You got it?
01:15:09 Are you all right, son, yeah?
01:15:12 Yeah. Are you?
01:15:15 I've got to tell you now.
01:16:00 Come on! For fuck's sake.
01:16:17 Oi. Oi. Hold it here.
01:16:24 Hold it.
01:16:28 Keep your fuckin' voices down.
01:16:30 Keep it quiet. Keep it quiet.
01:16:46 Fuckin' wankers!
01:16:49 Fuck.
01:17:00 Cunts!
01:17:01 You and your f...
01:17:14 Clear the area.
01:17:16 Immediately.
01:17:20 Fuckin' cunt!
01:17:27 Disperse, immediately.
01:17:39 I repeat: disperse now.
01:17:44 Clear the area.
01:17:47 Get him!
01:17:55 Step on the cunt!
01:17:56 Get the cunt on the floor.
01:18:04 Johnson! Johnson!
01:18:47 Get the fuck back!
01:19:02 Get out of the way!
01:19:14 Leave it.
01:19:49 You nearly wound up in
01:19:55 How come you're here?
01:19:57 They call it grieving.
01:19:59 I call it falling fuckin' over.
01:20:06 Rod and the others was up.
01:20:13 Was er... Zeberdee there?
01:20:15 Erm... young fella with black hair?
01:20:18 What, that little prick?
01:20:23 Thank fuck for that.
01:20:29 What about Australia, Bill?
01:20:32 I'll fly next Tuesday.
01:20:36 What about you?
01:20:39 What about me?
01:20:42 Huh!
01:20:44 Was it worth it?
01:20:58 Kicked half to death,
01:21:03 One of the old soldiers
01:21:05 Bright gone for a seven,
01:21:06 and bollocks so ruptured that the only thing
01:21:11 After all that you really do
01:21:19 Course it fuckin' was.
01:21:30 Yeah, just get a pint over here.
01:21:41 They reckon, as soon as he got sentenced,
01:21:44 I'll do it standing on my head, you mug.
01:21:47 You corrupt cunt. It's people like you
01:21:52 - Take him down.
01:21:54 Here you are.
01:21:57 - Where are you going, you slippery cunt?
01:22:00 Zeb, leave me some,
01:22:32 What's happenin', Zeberfuckindee?