Forbidden Kingdom The

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00:04:25 What's going on, Hop?
00:04:28 You back again.
00:04:35 Oh sick.
00:04:39 Ten Tigers of Kwang Tung.
00:04:43 Oh.. Bride with White Hair.
00:04:47 Hop, do you have any
00:04:49 There's a guy who does leopard
00:04:51 Leopard style, dragon style.
00:04:57 Crouching Tiger, Sprinting Monkey.
00:05:02 I know you. I'm not a white boy
00:05:06 Kick their asses.
00:05:53 Only storage back here.
00:05:56 Where did you get this?
00:05:58 It was here when my grandfather
00:06:07 He waited for a man
00:06:11 Return to rightful owner.
00:06:15 Man never came.
00:06:17 My father took over the shop,
00:06:22 Now me.
00:06:24 That's a Northern Temple
00:06:27 Same kind the 13 monks used
00:06:30 I have seen him before.
00:06:34 I had dreams about it.
00:06:37 You watch too much Hong Kong movies.
00:06:42 I will give you five awesome
00:06:46 For a very 'sick' price.
00:07:02 Jason.
00:07:04 Hey.
00:07:07 Nothing much. Just,
00:07:09 You went down to Chinatown.
00:07:11 Oh, Kung Fu.
00:07:15 Not supposed to talk about it.
00:07:17 Hey look. The new kid is
00:07:21 J boy, you still riding
00:07:24 You need to get a motor
00:07:26 What do we have here?
00:07:30 Enter The Dragon.
00:07:34 Yes, it's actually very good.
00:07:37 Come on, let him go.
00:07:41 What? You think you are Chinese?
00:07:46 What's up with you?
00:07:48 Come on, come on. Let's see some
00:07:53 Want some Tae Kwan Do?
00:07:59 Hey Lupo. He is hanging out with
00:08:08 You have ties with the old man?
00:08:13 Shut up and do it.
00:08:19 It's late Lenny.
00:08:28 He is not here.
00:08:30 Who's there? Kung Fu boy.
00:08:43 I told you. Best deal in China town.
00:08:50 Want some tea?
00:08:55 Yankees winning. Very bad.
00:09:02 Who's with you?
00:09:04 Where do you keep the cash?
00:09:11 I said, where do you keep
00:09:14 Come on old man!
00:09:35 Found the Jack's box.
00:09:45 Jesus, Lupo.
00:09:47 Take it.
00:09:49 Must return to rightful owner.
00:09:55 You see that Yo?
00:10:09 Beat him with that stick.
00:10:20 Look, cool man. Just don't...
00:10:23 Calm down, Lupo. Hey, chill man,
00:10:25 Shut up! Maybe I pulled the trigger,
00:10:29 But this little cockroach,
00:11:02 Have some tea.
00:11:43 Excuse me,
00:11:46 I don't know how I got here.
00:11:50 Old lady found you
00:11:54 We all thought you were dead.
00:12:16 Let's go! Let's go!
00:12:19 Running away?
00:12:26 Please let her go!
00:12:34 Quick, go and grab hold
00:12:48 Stop, stop!
00:12:51 Drop what you are holding!
00:12:58 Try to run and I'll kill you.
00:13:07 What is that you are holding?
00:13:11 This? You want this?
00:13:15 Drop the staff if you want your life.
00:13:20 Please Sirs, some money
00:13:24 Get lost!
00:13:57 Where did you get that staff?
00:14:02 Where did you find it?
00:14:08 That is because you
00:14:12 Behind you!
00:14:46 I don't know where I am
00:14:48 Or how I got here. And who are
00:14:52 Whatever you did
00:14:54 No, Drunken Fist.
00:14:57 See Crook Kung Fu of the South.
00:15:00 I am Lu Yang, travelling scholar.
00:15:04 What land do you come from monk?
00:15:06 I'm not a monk, I am Jason.
00:15:09 Jason Tripitikas, from South Boston.
00:15:13 Is this a dream?
00:15:19 Through the gate of 'No-Gate'.
00:15:22 Is that like a worm-hole or something?
00:15:24 No, it means you're either a Zen Master
00:15:30 This? - Was in a pawn shop
00:15:36 return it to its rightful owner.
00:15:38 What?
00:15:41 It has long been fore-told,
00:15:45 To return the staff and end
00:15:50 Return the staff to who?
00:15:53 The Monkey King.
00:15:55 Born of stone, on the mountain
00:16:00 With his weapon in hand.
00:16:02 His 'Chi' became like fire.
00:16:07 He defied the order of the land.
00:16:10 But the Jade Army
00:16:33 Monkey King crushed every
00:16:36 But with his magical staff,
00:16:40 Word of his disobedience travelled
00:16:44 To the Five Elements Mountains,
00:16:48 Once every 500 years, the Jade
00:16:54 It is here that the Heavenly Ministers
00:16:58 and drink the elixir of immortality.
00:17:13 Into the banquet, the Monkey King
00:17:21 The Jade Emperor was enchanted
00:17:25 But the Jade Warlord
00:17:28 As Master of the Army,
00:17:30 the Warlord demanded the
00:17:42 He's a bit unrefined, that's all.
00:17:46 Give the naughty monkey
00:17:54 Satisfied all was well
00:17:57 The Supreme Emperor left to
00:18:01 Leaving the Jade Warlord in charge
00:18:08 The Warlord challenged
00:18:12 High above Five Elements Mountain.
00:18:15 In the Warlord's Palace,
00:18:19 To prove once and for all,
00:20:55 Most excellent stick fighting, Wukong.
00:20:58 But without your weapon you
00:21:03 No more weapons, no more 'Chi' magic.
00:21:10 The Monkey King was too trusting
00:21:14 Laying down his magic weapon.
00:21:23 Realizing he was been tricked, the Monkey King
00:21:45 Martial art is based
00:21:56 Being immortal the
00:21:59 Only trapped in stone, where he
00:22:03 to return to him his great weapon
00:22:17 That's what I heard anyway,
00:22:22 How long has he been in prison?
00:22:24 Five hundred years, give
00:22:28 They say when the Monkey King is
00:22:34 How do I get home?
00:22:35 You must return the staff
00:22:39 You must free the Monkey King.
00:22:42 I can't free the Monkey King.
00:22:44 Innkeeper, more wine.
00:22:49 Wine is my inspiration.
00:22:54 Cheers!
00:22:59 In other parts,
00:23:14 Old wife.
00:23:18 Where did this come from?
00:23:21 Officers, look what they're using to pay.
00:23:24 What do we do now?
00:23:28 He who speaks, does not know.
00:23:31 Surely you are masterful.
00:23:40 Where did you get that raben?
00:23:42 You can find anything these days
00:23:45 Out of the way, old fool.
00:23:49 Hand it over.
00:23:53 Hand over the raben
00:24:08 Go!
00:24:42 Help!
00:25:01 Protect yourself.
00:26:14 Let's go.
00:26:58 Thank you.
00:27:07 Such a skilled child.
00:27:11 She's Golden Sparrow from the south.
00:28:10 She does not think the Drunkard
00:28:15 You're immortal?
00:28:17 What did you run from child?
00:28:19 Bounty hunters trying to stop her from
00:28:29 I suggest you keep riding west.
00:28:32 And only stop to water your horses.
00:28:34 You are not coming?
00:28:37 crosses barrens and deserts,
00:28:40 Worst of all, no wine.
00:28:41 His elixir.
00:28:44 I am very sorry.
00:28:47 You must understand this.
00:28:48 No.
00:28:51 This is insane!
00:28:53 Do you wish to get home?
00:28:57 Then listen well.
00:29:00 you were be found dead
00:29:02 Do you understand?
00:29:06 My jug is getting low.
00:29:18 Lu... Wait!
00:29:21 Let him go. You are the one
00:29:26 How good is your Kung Fu?
00:29:28 He's got no Kung Fu.
00:29:31 Lu, wait!
00:29:33 Teach me.
00:29:45 Swing soft, cut harder,
00:29:50 He's terrible.
00:29:56 I've been weed whacking
00:29:58 While you sit on the horse
00:30:01 When are you going
00:30:02 You want to learn Kung Fu?
00:30:09 I'll teach you Kung Fu.
00:30:13 That's call strike.
00:30:16 Let's go.
00:30:18 Swing soft, cut hard.
00:30:40 You think you'll teach me
00:30:45 Oh, and the Buddha Palm Technique.
00:30:49 There's a guy in Virtua Fighter 2
00:30:54 And he does the Iron Elbow.
00:30:58 And he does the
00:31:01 The cup's full. Stop!
00:31:05 Exactly. How can you fill
00:31:09 How can you learn Kung Fu,
00:31:13 Know Shadow Kick, Buddha Palm.
00:31:22 Hopeless.
00:31:46 It is said that music is a bridge
00:31:53 It's beautiful.
00:32:01 It belong to our mother.
00:32:45 My Lord
00:32:47 How dare you...
00:32:51 The divine staff of legend...
00:32:54 It was seen in the Middle Kingdom...
00:32:57 Impossible.
00:32:59 The villagers are beginning to
00:33:05 Mortals are always whispering of prophecy.
00:33:09 It's their opium.
00:33:15 What other offending news
00:33:21 That is all, My Lord.
00:33:32 Summon the Witch...
00:33:45 Where were we?
00:34:02 Lu Yang.
00:34:06 Lu Yang!
00:34:12 Lu Yang!
00:34:15 Lu Yang!
00:34:20 Sparrow!
00:35:05 Jason, what happened?
00:35:11 The Jade Warlord has sent
00:35:14 We are doomed.
00:35:26 That's his horse.
00:35:30 Why would he want to take
00:35:32 That's what I intend to find out.
00:36:05 Ahh...good to get off my feet.
00:36:11 So, where are you from?
00:36:13 Shandong province?
00:36:15 You look like the Shandong province type.
00:36:18 You come here often.
00:36:22 The Staff doesn't belong to you.
00:36:27 You have to give to me
00:37:47 What kind of monk are you?
00:37:50 Stealing from travellers.
00:37:55 A silent one I see.
00:37:58 Or deaf.
00:38:01 I'm speaking to you monk.
00:39:38 Praying Mantis very good.
00:39:42 But not Tiger!
00:41:36 You try to steal the Staff for the Warlord.
00:41:42 I am on a mission to find
00:42:03 You found him.
00:42:17 He's not even Chinese.
00:42:19 We are all the same inside,
00:42:22 Heaven help us.
00:42:25 What, you find it a sin?
00:42:27 Yes, it is sinful not to share.
00:42:31 Cheers!
00:43:17 How look have you been
00:43:20 As long as I can remember.
00:43:25 An old man and a boy,
00:43:29 A Soldier Monk rides with them
00:43:33 I do not know
00:43:52 Men are such liars.
00:44:07 Sparrow...
00:44:09 Sparrow...
00:44:12 ...where do you nest?
00:44:32 Jason, go dipper.
00:44:34 Must taste bitter before sweet.
00:44:53 Very good.
00:44:56 Hey!
00:44:58 Enough from you.
00:45:02 Two tigers cannot live
00:45:05 Two masters cannot teach
00:45:10 Horse Stance!
00:45:12 If he is ready to learn
00:45:15 he must develop the speed,
00:45:18 Hey! I know that. It's the way
00:45:30 I will punch. You'll block.
00:45:37 Ahh! What did I teach you
00:45:40 Now. You punch me.
00:45:44 Look. See.
00:45:48 Again. You punch him again.
00:45:53 It's not right for Snake.
00:45:57 Crane, Crane.
00:46:00 Okay?
00:46:12 I had enough! No more!
00:46:15 No more of silent riddles
00:46:24 First you show respect
00:46:29 So, what about the two tigers
00:46:33 We can kill each other
00:46:46 Kung Fu. Hard work over time
00:46:55 A painter can have Kung Fu.
00:46:57 Or the butcher who cuts meat
00:47:01 His knife never touches bone.
00:47:08 Learn the form,
00:47:12 Hear the song list,
00:47:15 And forget it all
00:47:18 Learn the way,
00:47:22 A musician can have Kung Fu.
00:47:25 Or the poet who paints
00:47:28 And mix emperors with his tubes
00:47:32 But do not name it my friend,
00:47:34 For it is like water.
00:47:39 Yet it can overcome rock.
00:47:46 Formless, nameless,
00:47:51 Only you can free it.
00:48:54 Behold, the tyranny of the Warlord.
00:48:58 He must be stopped.
00:49:00 He must be killed for his crimes
00:49:04 But we must not feel hatred
00:49:10 If he speaks compassion for this devil,
00:49:16 Our mission is not one of peace.
00:49:20 Go back to your mother and father.
00:49:23 You are but a child.
00:49:25 They are dead.
00:49:28 And she is not a child.
00:49:32 Not anymore.
00:49:36 Her father was a government official
00:49:44 To set an example, the Warlord
00:49:54 Legion upon legion poured out
00:49:58 Into the low lands
00:50:03 Screams of innocent people
00:50:09 When it was over, charred roofs
00:50:14 That, and a lonely child
00:50:19 Ruthlessly murdered by an arrow,
00:50:24 from the Warlord's bow.
00:50:31 When she reaches the Warlord's palace,
00:50:35 she will not offer him forgiveness.
00:50:39 Monk, she will offer him this.
00:50:50 A jade dart that can kill any mortal.
00:50:55 Long has she practiced.
00:51:02 Vengeance has a way
00:51:11 Master of Sensitivity.
00:51:25 It is them.
00:51:26 They're headed towards the desert.
00:51:28 They are between me and the River of Sand.
00:51:32 Isn't it just like King Monkey...
00:51:36 ...summoning a boy to do a man's job?
00:51:55 You know, this desert is hot!
00:51:59 This is not a dessert.
00:52:08 I hope you know where
00:53:26 A monk of the mission.
00:53:29 Across the dessert to nowhere.
00:53:56 We are not going to make it
00:54:02 And even if we do,
00:54:08 What if I can't handle it?
00:54:15 What if I freeze?
00:54:22 Don't forget to breath.
00:54:56 If we don't find water soon,
00:55:02 Perhaps a Taoist immortal
00:55:07 If he truly is a Taoist immortal.
00:56:33 You are an insult to the name
00:56:40 Look!
00:56:42 I lead you to the Mountain.
00:56:46 Over there!
00:57:54 Can you see them?
00:57:56 In the clouds.
00:57:58 A two headed lion, right there.
00:58:03 See.
00:58:08 See that one right there coming up
00:58:14 Looks like a green monster.
00:58:18 You mean dragon.
00:58:20 No, I mean family park.
00:58:22 They call the left field fence,
00:58:26 It's true.
00:58:30 It does look like a dragon
00:58:37 Have you any family, back
00:58:42 My mother.
00:58:47 Never knew him.
00:58:50 Do you ever long for him?
00:58:54 Wonder who he was?
00:58:59 Maybe the only thing I've ever been
00:59:08 She's sorry.
00:59:14 How romantic.
00:59:18 Men will tell you what
00:59:21 But in the end they
00:59:28 You survived the river of sand.
00:59:32 And you boy, so far from home.
00:59:36 I can ensure your safe return.
00:59:39 Just bring the weapon forward.
00:59:41 I don't think so.
00:59:43 Why do you want the staff?
00:59:46 When I deliver the lost weapon,
00:59:48 the Jade Warlord shall grant
00:59:54 An orphan girl, a lost traveller,
00:59:58 and a monk who has failed
01:00:04 Misfits following a misfit
01:00:29 Kill them.
01:02:25 Lu, you okay?
01:02:33 Lu!
01:02:51 That's okay. He's immortal, right?
01:02:54 Wine. He needs his wine.
01:02:57 What are you saying?
01:03:32 I'm afraid the wound is too deep.
01:03:38 He needs his wine.
01:03:42 Wine is his elixir.
01:03:46 We will send our walking monk.
01:04:13 When I was your age.
01:04:15 I was a scholar warrior in training.
01:04:19 My arrow was good,
01:04:23 So I was chosen to take
01:04:29 To pass would place me in a very
01:04:39 I failed.
01:04:46 If one does not attach himself
01:04:53 never shall his heart be broken.
01:04:58 But then,
01:05:06 I would rather die a mortal
01:05:13 Than a man free
01:05:19 I don't want to lose you.
01:05:24 Forget about me.
01:05:28 There is only one Elixir
01:05:32 It is the Emperor's mead of jade,
01:05:38 It is forever stored in the realm
01:05:42 High in the jade ferment.
01:05:47 To reach it, one must take North Road
01:05:54 Only to face the Jade Army.
01:05:59 I'm sorry. There is no other way.
01:06:04 Yes, there is.
01:06:07 In two nights there should be no moon.
01:06:09 We can take the south side of the fortress.
01:06:12 Under cover of darkness.
01:06:15 We have to go now.
01:06:20 We go now, we all die.
01:06:26 There is more at stake.
01:06:33 You are our best hope.
01:06:39 When the moon has ceased.
01:07:27 When she met you long
01:07:33 You were lost and frightened.
01:09:32 You have made the most
01:09:52 The seeker from the prophecy,
01:09:57 A man is dying back on Song Mountain.
01:10:03 Why should I give it to you?
01:10:06 Because I brought you the Staff.
01:10:09 The life of your friend over the
01:10:13 A most reasonable offer.
01:10:16 This man, a good friend?
01:10:21 The man who honours his teacher,
01:10:25 However, there is a little bit
01:10:31 You see, I promised the Elixir
01:10:36 She didn't bring you the Staff.
01:10:40 The boy has a point.
01:10:44 My Liege, you made a promise.
01:10:48 There is but one way
01:10:52 A martial challenge to the death.
01:10:57 With pleasure.
01:11:15 The Elixir of Immortality
01:11:21 The prize goes to the winner.
01:13:44 Enough!
01:14:00 The seeker from the prophecy.
01:14:06 Do you really think even for
01:14:13 I didn't think so.
01:15:10 She will kill you witch.
01:18:00 Cheers!
01:18:19 Remember what I taught you.
01:19:16 The Statue!
01:19:22 Use the Staff.
01:21:02 My turn.
01:22:43 My Lord.
01:22:47 The youngest daughter
01:22:52 Come drink with me.
01:23:13 No
01:23:18 Sparrow, Sparrow
01:23:21 Come on, come on.
01:24:53 Jade Warlord?
01:25:03 I...
01:25:08 I thank you.
01:26:01 Is there anything you can do?
01:26:05 Her Destiny was written
01:26:10 I am sorry.
01:26:45 Traveller.
01:26:47 You have come far through the gate of
01:26:53 What do you desire, please?
01:27:00 Very well.
01:27:07 It is said, master and student,
01:27:12 to share their destiny
01:27:22 I will never forget you.
01:27:32 You have freed me traveller.
01:29:19 So, what is it going to be?
01:29:26 You're going to shut up?
01:29:35 Listen, piss end,
01:29:51 Come on Maggie, get up, come on.
01:29:54 You want some more?
01:29:57 Come on.
01:30:35 You don't have to do this.
01:31:10 Take it easy, Sir.
01:31:13 Hop.
01:31:16 Missed his heart.
01:31:20 Of course, I'll live.
01:31:26 Did you return the Staff
01:31:30 Yes, I did.
01:31:32 You are the man.
01:32:12 Is he going to be alright?
01:32:18 I saw what happened.
01:32:22 You were very brave.
01:32:26 See you.
01:32:31 Absolutely.
01:32:46 As the legend just told,
01:32:48 that the Monkey King began
01:32:53 While the traveller
01:32:56 to walk the path of the warrior
01:33:01 As one tale ends,