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Adventures Of Baron Munchausen The
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Help me. |
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And so, as the sun rose... |
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over the island of Cheese... |
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casting long shadows |
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illuminating the tops |
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and warming the fields |
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I, Baron Munchausen... |
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who am renowned first and foremost |
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the whole truth |
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For while it has been |
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- Tighter! Tighter! |
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How can you become |
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poor darling, |
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- Come on! |
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Oh, yeah! |
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There to attempt the education... |
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of their provincial |
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and stupidly incredulous |
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we heaved anchor |
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We heaved anchor |
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The waves! |
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- Oh, bugger! |
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- We are actors! |
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Where the devil |
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- Dead! |
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Not killed, ducky. |
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Nothing to do |
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We heaved anchor-- |
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But ill luck pursued me... |
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and I was blown towards |
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of a whale of such prodigious size |
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that I could not, |
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see the end of him. |
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What will become |
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Surely this time |
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What will become |
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Surely this time there |
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Is no escape |
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I have learned |
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that a modicum of snuff... |
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can be most efficacious. |
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Hells bells... |
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and buckets of blood! |
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Where were the waves? |
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The waves! |
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- You incompetent imbecile! |
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It was her! |
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It wasn't me! |
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We are supposed |
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And we're trying |
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- Sally! |
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Now stay in here |
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- Where's my brother? |
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You haven't got a brother. |
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Then you just tell me why it says, |
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- I'm your daughter. |
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"And Son" is traditional. |
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No. The sultan's demands |
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The only lasting peace is one based |
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I'm terribly sorry, |
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The first act didn't go |
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One or two little |
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Oh, please don't apologize, Mr. Salt. |
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in very trying circumstances. |
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- Your attention. |
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The officer |
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by single-handedly destroying |
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and rescuing ten of our men |
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Yes, sir. |
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- The officer we've heard so much about. |
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Always taking risks |
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I only did my best, sir. |
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Have him executed at once. |
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- Yes, sir. |
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This sort of behavior is demoralizing |
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who are trying to lead normal, |
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Things are difficult as it is without |
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Constantinople. |
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The court of the grand Turk. |
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What a surprise... |
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that a passing zephyr |
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Perhaps fate wishes me... |
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to teach the sultan |
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His highness the sultan |
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and could never |
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Characteristics |
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Lies! |
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Those scoundrels! |
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It's intolerable! |
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Stop this travesty! |
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It's an insult! |
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I've never seen so much rubbish |
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You don't know |
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One day, |
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- Is this supposed to happen? |
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to his private apartments. |
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Uh, please. No, don't. |
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This blackguard's an impostor! |
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I am the Baron Munchausen, |
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- Please! You cannot come up here! |
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- We are presenting a performance! |
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You present me as if I were |
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I won't have it! |
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What the devil's going on? |
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Curtains! |
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Boo! |
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Get him off! |
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Old fool! |
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Quick! Jeremy, Bill, |
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I must talk with my audience. |
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Ladies and gentlemen, I must-- |
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I must apologize |
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I can assure you that-- |
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- Hello. |
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Beautiful ladies. |
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Hello. |
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Beautiful ladies. |
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You have really |
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Otherwise, |
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Listen, cocky. |
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Good lord! Berthold! |
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Who's Berthold? |
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How on earth? |
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How are you? |
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How are your legs? |
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Where are the others? |
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Adolphus! |
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I can't believe it! |
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- I'm Bill. |
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Is he still here? Will you get rid |
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- What is the matter? |
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- We were about to start the second act. |
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I've no idea. |
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He's Baron Munchausen. |
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Oh, I see. |
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The real Baron Munchausen. |
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Yes, indeed. |
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A public servant. |
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I am responsible for, |
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the licensing of this theatre. |
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This, sir, is the Right Ordinary |
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to be winning the war |
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Now please leave us! |
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- He's an ass. Only I can end this war. |
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I can end it |
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I am the cause. |
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I'm afraid, sir, you have |
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Your reality, sir, |
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and I'm delighted to say |
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This man obviously |
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A doctor? |
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We will continue |
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Thank you very much, |
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Please be reasonable. |
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If we don't get on with it, |
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I'll get on with it! |
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Show them how it should be! |
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My lords... |
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ladies and gentlemen... |
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Baron Munchausen, |
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Pruned any noses recently? |
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- Give us a song! |
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Most of you won't remember me |
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but I assure you... |
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they are true. |
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The truth is... |
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I am the cause of this siege. |
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- Don't be stupid! |
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You're the cause |
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What? It's the sea routes |
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No, it isn't! |
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That was last time! |
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You poor deluded fools! |
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If you'll only |
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of accepting the word |
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I will reveal the true cause... |
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of this war. |
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After my-- |
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Oh, dear. |
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After my return from Egypt... |
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I was most warmly welcomed... |
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by the grand Turk... |
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his highness, the sultan... |
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who knew of my reputation... |
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and held me in high esteem. |
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In fact, so delighted |
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that he offered me access |
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- One day... |
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the sultan brought me a bottle |
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What do you think of that, eh? |
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Not bad. |
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Not bad? |
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it's impossible |
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Humbug, Your Majesty. |
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What do you wager |
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within the hour, a bottle of Tokay |
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from the imperial cellar |
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a mere thousand odd miles away? |
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Accept my challenge. |
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If I don't succeed, |
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These are my stakes. |
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I accept. |
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And if you succeed... |
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you may take as much treasure |
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Agreed. Give me pen and ink, and I |
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Berthold! |
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Coming! |
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Oh, blast! |
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I've got to go. |
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Take this to Vienna, |
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She will give you a bottle of wine. |
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Right-o. |
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Perhaps you would care for a little |
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I have been composing |
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- Would you like to hear a song or two? |
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Oh, you'll love it. |
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It's called, |
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Here's the overture. |
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The curtain-- |
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The curtain rises on a typical |
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Yosrick, the young apprentice, |
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A torturer's apprentice |
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I bend and stretch and ply my trade |
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Making people all afraid |
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But things look black |
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There's no one on the rack but me |
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Act four |
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I see a lot of slapstick. |
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We begin with the arrival |
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"Cut Off in My Prime." |
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Cut off in my prime |
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Surrounded |
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By beautiful women |
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A eunuch's life is hard |
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And nothing else |
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Excuse me a moment. |
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Oh, you won't want |
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It reminds me |
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Life is rather like a game |
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It's important that you win |
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And though it seem |
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If you lie and cheat |
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And sin |
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Lay up and win |
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The game |
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Steady. |
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Where the hell's Berthold? |
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- Don't know. |
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Well, if he's not here |
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the sultan |
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- And? |
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Is that all? |
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I'm sorry, |
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This isn't a joke! |
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A wager! |
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He's asleep. |
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- About 900 miles away. |
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He's under a tree! |
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- What? |
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- Hope he hasn't been at it. |
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What's the wind speed, Gus? |
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Three knots. |
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I'm a modern man |
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These days I find |
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Awfully cruel to be kind |
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I'm a modern man |
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You will agree |
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It's either you or me |
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Well! |
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Time's nearly up, I think. |
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Ready. |
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Now! |
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- Not late, am I? |
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Not late, |
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Thanks. |
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- Much obliged. |
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Delicious! |
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You win. |
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Treasurer, allow my friend here |
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as much as the strongest man |
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Yes. |
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That's it. |
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Thanks, squire. |
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I must speak |
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- What is it? |
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What? |
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Gustavus! |
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Stop them! |
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Bring them back! |
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Gustavus! Again! |
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Fire! |
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Don't shoot! |
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- Stand firm! |
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Regroup! |
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Let me in! |
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And so... |
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as you can see, |
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Hey, wait! |
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Come back! |
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I haven't finished! |
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We're about to make off |
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You can't just stop. |
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The name's Desmond, mate. |
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We're actors, not figments |
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Oh, come back! |
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What the devil is the sultan playing at? |
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I'm terribly sorry about the show. |
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This theatre's closed. I want you |
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Oh, no, sir! No! |
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Give us a say! Sir, look at these |
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"Mr. Salt's company holds a mirror |
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"Great value for money." |
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"A good night out." "Glasgow Herald." |
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Here, boy. |
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Here, boy! |
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Are you all right? |
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Am I dead? |
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No. |
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Blast! |
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Who are you really? |
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Baron Munchausen isn't real. |
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- He's only in stories. |
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Why? |
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Because I'm tired |
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And the world |
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But why? Why? |
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Because it's all logic |
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Science. Progress. |
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Laws of hydraulics. Laws... |
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of social dynamics. |
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Laws of this, that... |
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and the other. |
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No place |
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in the South Seas. |
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No place... |
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for cucumber trees... |
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and oceans of wine. |
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No place for me. |
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- What happened in the story? |
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In the sultan's palace. |
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- Were you killed? |
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It was all a long time ago. |
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I do. |
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I'm very tired. Good-bye! |
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- Please tell me. |
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- Go on. |
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Tell me! |
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Please. |
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You really want to know, |
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Stop it! |
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We'll all be killed! |
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And then I'll never know |
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Wait! Where are you going? |
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Stop it! |
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Wait! Come back! |
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Take cover! |
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Wretched child! |
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Get that powder under cover! |
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Yes, sir! |
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No! |
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Stop it! |
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Get away! |
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Stop it! |
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Head down! |
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- No! |
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I thought you wanted to die. |
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Yes, but I'm old enough. |
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Don't you think it would be a good idea |
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- No, sir. |
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It's Wednesday. |
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Oh, my-- Wednesday! |
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Oh, no! |
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The Turks are about |
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You really are Baron Munchausen. |
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That's it. The end. |
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Generations of theatrical expertise |
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in the twinkling of an eye. |
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Sally? |
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Get off! |
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Come here. |
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You cretinous, senile |
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Thanks to you, |
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But he is Baron Munchausen! |
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The real one! |
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- You must believe me! |
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No, honestly! He is! |
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- Shut up! |
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And he can save us! |
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Can't you? |
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He jumped onto a cannonball. |
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He really did! |
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- Above the elephants and soldiers-- |
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I'm not lying! Am I? |
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As a matter of fact, you are. |
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But he did. |
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And those soldiers saw him too! |
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They'll tell you! |
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Oh, they're dead. |
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- But he did! |
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Now you're lying! |
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I never lie! |
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Stay here! |
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I didn't fly miles. |
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It was more like |
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And I didn't precisely fly. |
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I merely held on to a mortar shell |
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and then a cannonball |
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You maniac! |
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Actually, it doesn't matter |
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The Turks |
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Quickly! |
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I'm just coming |
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I'm just on the cusp |
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My public will kill me |
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- Save us! |
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Save us! |
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- Don't disappoint me! |
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- You are a baron, aren't you? |
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You are my only hope. |
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Ladies! Please! |
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I swear that as long as I... |
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Heronomous Carl Frederick, |
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you shall come to no harm. |
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You so remind me |
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empress of all the Russia's... |
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whose hand in marriage |
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They all remind you? |
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Yes, why not? |
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Some bits here, some bits there. |
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I will set forth immediately... |
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find my extraordinary servants... |
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with their help, |
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Oh, brilliant. |
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- How? |
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Of course. |
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- Anything! |
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Kindly be so good |
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Yes, well done there. |
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Look at all that underwear. |
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Isn't it beautiful? |
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It's the dawning of the age... |
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of lovely, intimate things. |
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But it's madness. |
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- Yeah, but well worth it, eh? |
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Enough nattering. |
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Hey. |
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You're right. |
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We need a very simple plan. |
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- Simplicity is of the essence. |
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Those actors |
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They're trying to escape. |
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Arrest them at once. |
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Thrown them |
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We can't open the gates, sir. |
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Well, throw them |
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Yes, sir. |
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We can't start escaping |
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What would future generations |
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Right. |
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Just hold it! |
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Hold it, Adolphus! |
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Bring it down. |
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Yes. |
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Take care! |
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Baron! |
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- Oi! Have you seen Sally? |
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- Oh, thank you, my dear. |
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- You're under arrest! |
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Quickly! |
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Quickly! Let go! |
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Take aim! |
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Fire! |
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Ladies and gentlemen... |
| 00:43:25 |
I shall shortly return |
| 00:43:28 |
Don't lose heart. |
| 00:43:30 |
And for all those ladies... |
| 00:43:32 |
to whom I am indebted |
| 00:43:35 |
of frilly silk |
| 00:43:38 |
Don't catch cold! |
| 00:43:42 |
Stay, Argus! |
| 00:43:46 |
I will wait for you! |
| 00:43:51 |
Come back soon! |
| 00:44:02 |
He won't get far |
| 00:44:19 |
Blast! |
| 00:44:23 |
Hang on! |
| 00:44:26 |
Keep-- |
| 00:44:38 |
- Thanks. |
| 00:44:42 |
I'll have to douse the fire |
| 00:44:45 |
- I'll never get off again! |
| 00:44:49 |
I absolutely utterly refuse! |
| 00:44:53 |
If we go down now, |
| 00:45:57 |
We've got to find |
| 00:46:00 |
and get back here quickly. |
| 00:46:02 |
That is what I had in mind. |
| 00:46:36 |
- Where are we going? |
| 00:46:39 |
What? That'll take ages! |
| 00:46:42 |
- No, it won't. |
| 00:46:47 |
- Why are we going there? |
| 00:46:52 |
Have you ever been |
| 00:46:54 |
- No. |
| 00:46:58 |
The king and queen |
| 00:47:01 |
You know |
| 00:47:04 |
don't you? |
| 00:47:06 |
No. |
| 00:47:08 |
Their heads go off |
| 00:47:11 |
while their bodies engage |
| 00:47:14 |
bodily activities. |
| 00:47:17 |
The trouble is their heads and bodies |
| 00:47:26 |
You do believe me, |
| 00:47:30 |
I'm doing my best. |
| 00:47:48 |
Are you scared? |
| 00:47:51 |
Certainly not! |
| 00:47:56 |
- You? |
| 00:48:22 |
Grab the rope! |
| 00:49:39 |
We're here! |
| 00:49:43 |
You look different. |
| 00:49:46 |
I always feel rejuvenated |
| 00:49:50 |
Heaven's sake. Don't you get any younger |
| 00:49:56 |
Look! |
| 00:50:07 |
You'll find that I'm one |
| 00:50:12 |
We shall receive |
| 00:50:54 |
Now what? |
| 00:50:59 |
I got you at last. |
| 00:51:04 |
Your Majesty, what a great pleasure |
| 00:51:08 |
May I introduce |
| 00:51:11 |
Sally, King of the Moon. |
| 00:51:16 |
I'm sorry, you must refer to me |
| 00:51:19 |
King of Everything... |
| 00:51:20 |
Re di Tutto, |
| 00:51:23 |
The moon is a very insignificant |
| 00:51:26 |
There is so much, much more. |
| 00:51:31 |
My old friend, you seem to be |
| 00:51:35 |
What ails you? |
| 00:51:36 |
Nothing ails me. Can you not see |
| 00:51:45 |
I tell you that, |
| 00:51:47 |
What are you blind? |
| 00:51:49 |
Baron, let me explain it to you. |
| 00:51:52 |
Since you were last here, I, that is |
| 00:51:56 |
where the brilliant |
| 00:51:58 |
is now ruling and governing |
| 00:52:02 |
And that which I don't know, |
| 00:52:08 |
I just created spring. |
| 00:52:10 |
But seriously, without me, |
| 00:52:16 |
I think, therefore you is. |
| 00:52:21 |
Your old friend's a lunatic. |
| 00:52:23 |
So it would seem. |
| 00:52:25 |
Certainly fallen prey |
| 00:52:29 |
Being in tune with every molecule |
| 00:52:32 |
requires a great deal |
| 00:52:35 |
That is why having you on the loose, |
| 00:52:39 |
You see, your little stories |
| 00:52:43 |
You are like a mosquito |
| 00:52:47 |
I must inform you, My Liege, without |
| 00:52:52 |
Well, so I am now part |
| 00:52:58 |
Well, we shall see |
| 00:53:18 |
Now, Baron. |
| 00:53:21 |
I hope you'll be |
| 00:53:24 |
There goes my revolting body |
| 00:53:27 |
Oh, stop it! |
| 00:53:31 |
- I'm exhausted! |
| 00:53:34 |
Please, oh! |
| 00:53:38 |
Oh, it's so embarrassing. |
| 00:53:40 |
Please don't look. |
| 00:53:44 |
It is hard to believe |
| 00:53:46 |
We are totally incompatible. |
| 00:53:48 |
He is dangling from the food chain, |
| 00:53:51 |
It is so unmetaphysical. |
| 00:53:56 |
I despise you! |
| 00:54:11 |
I'm back! |
| 00:54:12 |
I got lips again, |
| 00:54:17 |
It's me! |
| 00:54:24 |
- Give me bacio, baby! |
| 00:54:30 |
That's right. |
| 00:54:39 |
You can't do that |
| 00:54:42 |
Baron! |
| 00:54:44 |
I'm back in business. |
| 00:54:47 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 00:54:50 |
You don't go nowhere. |
| 00:54:57 |
- Baron. |
| 00:55:02 |
Hey, I know you. |
| 00:55:03 |
You're the little guy tried to make off |
| 00:55:08 |
- Huh? |
| 00:55:09 |
We have no more of that, |
| 00:55:14 |
What are you looking at? |
| 00:55:22 |
There you go, lovebirds. |
| 00:55:23 |
I'm sure you'll be |
| 00:55:39 |
I am free again. |
| 00:55:47 |
Why don't you go back |
| 00:55:50 |
Oh, you missed me! |
| 00:55:52 |
I'm blind! Wait! My kingdom |
| 00:55:57 |
Let me go! I've got tides to regulate! |
| 00:56:01 |
I don't have time |
| 00:56:03 |
I hate that face |
| 00:56:05 |
Please. Please, no! |
| 00:56:10 |
Oh, no. |
| 00:56:13 |
- I don't have time for this! |
| 00:56:28 |
One of the king's favorites? |
| 00:56:31 |
This cage isn't real. |
| 00:56:34 |
It's just part |
| 00:56:37 |
It seems solid enough to me. |
| 00:56:40 |
I see we're not in a very helpful |
| 00:56:43 |
How are we supposed |
| 00:56:46 |
The town is perfectly all right. |
| 00:56:49 |
The peasant assault is over. |
| 00:56:52 |
How do you know? |
| 00:56:55 |
I just know. |
| 00:57:07 |
What the devil? |
| 00:57:08 |
All right. I'm coming. |
| 00:57:11 |
My hand! |
| 00:57:14 |
Come out. |
| 00:57:22 |
- Come out of there! |
| 00:57:26 |
- What did you do that for? |
| 00:57:30 |
Of course I'm unfriendly. |
| 00:57:32 |
- You'd be unfriendly if I prodded you. |
| 00:57:39 |
I can't remember. |
| 00:57:40 |
- I've been here so long. |
| 00:57:43 |
if we don't escape. |
| 00:57:45 |
Why are you here? |
| 00:57:47 |
Oh, I'm a very wicked criminal. |
| 00:57:50 |
- What have you done? |
| 00:57:54 |
How do you know you're wicked? |
| 00:57:57 |
Well, for one thing... |
| 00:57:59 |
I'm in here. |
| 00:58:01 |
And for another... |
| 00:58:05 |
I've got these shackles on. |
| 00:58:07 |
- Berthold! |
| 00:58:10 |
It's Berthold! |
| 00:58:14 |
It's me! The baron! |
| 00:58:17 |
I knew I'd find you |
| 00:58:19 |
I'm going to take you back to Earth |
| 00:58:22 |
Get off me! |
| 00:58:24 |
You're Berthold! |
| 00:58:27 |
Those leg irons are to slow you down. |
| 00:58:32 |
- You must be joking. |
| 00:58:36 |
- You're crackers! |
| 00:58:39 |
Hmm. That sounds nasty. |
| 00:58:42 |
We're wasting time! |
| 00:58:52 |
Darling Baron! |
| 00:58:54 |
Ariadne. |
| 00:58:58 |
I'm sorry I couldn't |
| 00:59:01 |
but Roger's so difficult. |
| 00:59:05 |
Where exactly is Roger? |
| 00:59:09 |
In bed with my body, of course. |
| 00:59:13 |
Stop it! |
| 00:59:17 |
If he discovers my head's with you-- |
| 00:59:21 |
Quickly! |
| 00:59:22 |
Climb into my hair. |
| 00:59:27 |
Why is she making those funny noises? |
| 00:59:32 |
Her body is with the king... |
| 00:59:35 |
and he is... |
| 00:59:38 |
tickling her feet. |
| 00:59:41 |
- Oh, no! |
| 00:59:44 |
- Come on! |
| 00:59:45 |
- You're coming with us. |
| 00:59:47 |
- Why not? |
| 00:59:50 |
- Are you frightened? |
| 00:59:52 |
- Come on. Help me. |
| 00:59:57 |
Quickly. |
| 00:59:58 |
Climb aboard. |
| 01:00:04 |
- Hold tight. |
| 01:00:11 |
- Here we go! |
| 01:00:25 |
I love these! |
| 01:00:28 |
There we go! |
| 01:00:32 |
There! I wipe everything away. |
| 01:00:37 |
Darling, you love this! |
| 01:00:39 |
But you don't say anything! |
| 01:00:42 |
You are a pillow biter! |
| 01:00:44 |
Hey! Tickley! Tickley! |
| 01:00:53 |
Baron, I must get back to Roger |
| 01:00:59 |
I quite understand. |
| 01:01:00 |
Darling. Take me with you. |
| 01:01:05 |
- Back to Earth? |
| 01:01:11 |
Without your body? |
| 01:01:15 |
I thought you loved me |
| 01:01:17 |
I did. |
| 01:01:19 |
I mean, I do! |
| 01:01:22 |
- It's just-- |
| 01:01:24 |
I think you're right, aren't you? |
| 01:01:28 |
Oh! Take a lock of my hair. |
| 01:01:35 |
Just a lock, cocky. |
| 01:01:39 |
I'll treasure it. |
| 01:01:42 |
The king! I must go! |
| 01:01:45 |
Au revoir, my dear Baron. |
| 01:01:53 |
Yes! I'm coming, Roger! |
| 01:01:59 |
Darling, I'm going to drive you |
| 01:02:02 |
Let it out! |
| 01:02:03 |
Oh, my God! Where is your head? |
| 01:02:06 |
No wonder you're so quiet. |
| 01:02:09 |
I'm too rough. I knock it off? |
| 01:02:12 |
I find it. We play "head and seek." |
| 01:02:14 |
Hold on! Oh, you play a trick? |
| 01:02:17 |
Darling, come out! |
| 01:02:21 |
You're not here! |
| 01:02:23 |
Where you-- |
| 01:02:26 |
You are with the baron. |
| 01:02:28 |
You are with that little man. |
| 01:02:32 |
You told me |
| 01:02:34 |
You puttana! |
| 01:02:37 |
No head to hit! |
| 01:02:38 |
I'll find you, Baron! |
| 01:02:42 |
Fetch me my radish club! |
| 01:02:47 |
Faster! |
| 01:02:50 |
I make a baron brochette! Sybil! |
| 01:03:00 |
Come on! Faster! |
| 01:03:02 |
But he can't! Berthold can hardly move! |
| 01:03:06 |
Take his weights off. |
| 01:03:08 |
- I have! |
| 01:03:11 |
- He's old! He can't run anymore. |
| 01:03:15 |
He's just out of practice. |
| 01:03:22 |
Come on, Berthold! |
| 01:03:27 |
Look for him! |
| 01:03:28 |
Nowhere to run to! |
| 01:03:32 |
What are you looking at? |
| 01:03:35 |
Come on! |
| 01:03:37 |
There he is, Sybil. |
| 01:03:40 |
Down there. |
| 01:03:41 |
I got you now, Baron! |
| 01:03:51 |
Wait, Sybil! |
| 01:04:00 |
Whoa! |
| 01:04:04 |
Wait! There they are! |
| 01:04:06 |
Are you hungry, my darling? |
| 01:04:09 |
All right. You take the baron. |
| 01:04:12 |
You take the bald one. |
| 01:04:14 |
the little girl |
| 01:04:16 |
All right! Dinner is served! |
| 01:04:21 |
- Teamwork, Sybil! |
| 01:04:24 |
- You're the last of your species! |
| 01:04:26 |
Work with me! Stay together! |
| 01:04:32 |
No, girls! Don't split up on me now! |
| 01:04:36 |
Mayday! |
| 01:04:38 |
We're going down! Mayday! |
| 01:04:44 |
Sybil! Don't desert me now! |
| 01:04:49 |
I love you! |
| 01:05:00 |
I'm free! |
| 01:05:01 |
I'm free at last! |
| 01:05:04 |
The body is dead! Long live the head! |
| 01:05:08 |
Bye, body! |
| 01:05:10 |
I shall prove a head |
| 01:05:14 |
I am omnipotent! |
| 01:05:16 |
Yes! Oh, no! I got an itch. |
| 01:05:32 |
Well done, Sally! |
| 01:05:35 |
Thanks! |
| 01:05:41 |
How great to see you! |
| 01:05:44 |
- Get off me! |
| 01:05:46 |
Berthold, your old servant! Remember? |
| 01:05:49 |
- Yes! We've been through all that. |
| 01:05:53 |
On the Moon. |
| 01:05:56 |
Oh, yeah. Same old baron! |
| 01:05:59 |
- Can we go now? |
| 01:06:02 |
Hang on. |
| 01:06:05 |
It's all coming back. |
| 01:06:08 |
I've been stuck here |
| 01:06:12 |
Ever since you were last here |
| 01:06:14 |
You abandoned me here! |
| 01:06:18 |
You toddled off |
| 01:06:20 |
and left me to rot |
| 01:06:23 |
And now you come back, |
| 01:06:26 |
after wasting half my life... |
| 01:06:28 |
and expect me to follow you |
| 01:06:32 |
Yes! |
| 01:06:34 |
All right. |
| 01:06:55 |
Do you know where |
| 01:07:00 |
Not a clue. |
| 01:07:11 |
This is precisely the sort of thing |
| 01:07:16 |
Right, Berthold. |
| 01:07:23 |
You go first. |
| 01:07:26 |
Then Sally. |
| 01:07:34 |
Careful. |
| 01:07:40 |
Off you go. |
| 01:07:54 |
That's it! |
| 01:07:57 |
There's no more rope. |
| 01:08:00 |
- Mind now. I'm going back up. |
| 01:08:04 |
Here! Tie this to the end of it. |
| 01:08:08 |
Where'd you get this? |
| 01:08:10 |
I cut it from the top. |
| 01:08:13 |
Naturally! |
| 01:08:15 |
- But-- |
| 01:08:19 |
Splice it to the ends |
| 01:08:23 |
Very clever. Great. |
| 01:08:26 |
Why didn't I think of that? |
| 01:08:28 |
That's why he's a baron |
| 01:08:37 |
We'll never rescue them now! |
| 01:08:49 |
2 1/2% on the basic rate! |
| 01:08:51 |
- That's not enough! |
| 01:08:54 |
And a separate agreement for overtime! |
| 01:08:57 |
Six percent! |
| 01:09:03 |
2 1/2%! Take it or leave it! |
| 01:09:06 |
Five percent or no increased production! |
| 01:09:13 |
We want more! |
| 01:09:25 |
I'm still in one piece! |
| 01:09:28 |
- I think. |
| 01:09:31 |
Our descent, in what I take to be |
| 01:09:36 |
should have been slowed |
| 01:09:41 |
Damn thing seems to have gone out. |
| 01:09:45 |
Oh, no! Not more giants! |
| 01:09:51 |
Can I help you tiny mortals? |
| 01:09:55 |
I sincerely hope so. |
| 01:09:58 |
I'm Baron Munchausen. |
| 01:10:02 |
You may have heard of me. |
| 01:10:04 |
My friends and I are looking |
| 01:10:06 |
One with exceptional eyesight. |
| 01:10:09 |
One with superb hearing |
| 01:10:12 |
One who is extremely large and strong. |
| 01:10:18 |
We're all extremely large |
| 01:10:31 |
I am Vulcan, the god. |
| 01:10:36 |
And these... |
| 01:10:38 |
are my giant employees-- |
| 01:10:42 |
the cyclops-- |
| 01:10:45 |
who even now are going back to work! |
| 01:10:49 |
Go slow! |
| 01:10:53 |
I'm willing to supply arms and equipment |
| 01:10:59 |
Greeks, Trojans, Romans, Huns. |
| 01:11:03 |
It's not my fault if they're |
| 01:11:09 |
You mankey crew! |
| 01:11:12 |
You go-slowers don't impress me! |
| 01:11:15 |
I've got all the time in the universe! |
| 01:11:20 |
All the time! Me! |
| 01:11:21 |
You know, in the old days... |
| 01:11:23 |
the staff used to get paid on the dot |
| 01:11:26 |
This lot expect them every century. |
| 01:11:29 |
That is outrageous! |
| 01:11:32 |
What's this? |
| 01:11:35 |
This is our prototype. |
| 01:11:37 |
RX Intercontinental... |
| 01:11:41 |
Radar Sneaky... |
| 01:11:43 |
Multiwarheaded Nuclear Missile. |
| 01:11:49 |
- What does it do? |
| 01:11:52 |
Kills the enemy. |
| 01:11:54 |
- All the enemy? |
| 01:11:57 |
All their wives, |
| 01:12:01 |
And all their cats and dogs. |
| 01:12:03 |
All of them gone for good. |
| 01:12:06 |
That's horrible! |
| 01:12:12 |
Well, you see, the advantage is... |
| 01:12:17 |
you don't have to see |
| 01:12:21 |
You just sit comfortably... |
| 01:12:24 |
thousands of miles away |
| 01:12:27 |
and simply press the button. |
| 01:12:31 |
Well, where's the fun in that? |
| 01:12:37 |
We cater to all sorts here. |
| 01:12:40 |
You'd be surprised. |
| 01:12:43 |
Would you care for |
| 01:12:59 |
- Delicious! |
| 01:13:04 |
as far as nectar of the gods go. |
| 01:13:08 |
You can stay as long as you like. |
| 01:13:11 |
Thank you. It'll be a pleasure. |
| 01:13:14 |
I'm sorry, but we have to go soon. |
| 01:13:18 |
We're in a hurry. |
| 01:13:24 |
Here comes my midget manservant... |
| 01:13:28 |
with the petit fours. |
| 01:13:32 |
Albrecht! |
| 01:13:36 |
- Berthold! What are you doing here? |
| 01:13:40 |
I haven't got the treasure anymore! |
| 01:13:43 |
I mean, I gave it all to charity. |
| 01:13:45 |
I don't want the treasure. |
| 01:13:47 |
Albrecht, this is Sally. |
| 01:13:50 |
Hello. |
| 01:13:53 |
I want you to help us |
| 01:13:56 |
No. I couldn't do that. |
| 01:13:58 |
Not since I found myself. |
| 01:14:01 |
I never really wanted to be |
| 01:14:05 |
and lug heavy things about. |
| 01:14:07 |
I now know I want to be dainty |
| 01:14:11 |
They call me their midget down here. |
| 01:14:16 |
He's gone funny. |
| 01:15:13 |
Hello. |
| 01:16:00 |
My darling. |
| 01:16:03 |
My dearest. |
| 01:16:13 |
Excuse me. May I introduce you |
| 01:16:17 |
and his little friend over there-- |
| 01:16:23 |
And Berthold. |
| 01:16:28 |
This is Venus. |
| 01:16:31 |
The goddess. |
| 01:16:33 |
My wife. |
| 01:16:36 |
Madam. |
| 01:16:38 |
I am overwhelmed. |
| 01:16:44 |
Oh, my love! |
| 01:16:46 |
My life. |
| 01:16:48 |
The alpha and the omega |
| 01:16:51 |
I've got something here for you. |
| 01:17:15 |
A diamond. |
| 01:17:17 |
For you, my precious. |
| 01:17:20 |
You're so sweet. |
| 01:17:33 |
Madam... |
| 01:17:35 |
I am, alas, unable to offer you |
| 01:17:40 |
But allow me to say |
| 01:17:44 |
even the magnificent |
| 01:17:47 |
Here we go. |
| 01:17:49 |
who's hand in marriage |
| 01:17:53 |
- Baron, you flatter me. |
| 01:17:57 |
Not one tittle. |
| 01:18:10 |
What a handsome... |
| 01:18:13 |
moustache. |
| 01:18:18 |
Shall we dance? |
| 01:18:51 |
Come and see the ballroom. |
| 01:19:26 |
Nice, isn't it? |
| 01:19:28 |
We've just had it done! |
| 01:19:30 |
You know that? |
| 01:19:43 |
I can dance. |
| 01:19:46 |
Here. Watch this. |
| 01:20:38 |
Sally, you can dance, can't you? |
| 01:20:40 |
No. |
| 01:20:42 |
Thanks a lot! |
| 01:20:55 |
Stop! |
| 01:21:03 |
Can we go now? |
| 01:21:07 |
Hello! |
| 01:21:15 |
Stop it! Come down! |
| 01:21:19 |
We've got to get back! |
| 01:21:22 |
We've got to get back |
| 01:21:27 |
Please, Baron! |
| 01:21:29 |
Please! |
| 01:21:31 |
Don't fret! |
| 01:21:59 |
The baron's kissing your wife. |
| 01:22:02 |
What? |
| 01:22:07 |
I mean-- What? |
| 01:22:38 |
You're a harlot! |
| 01:22:41 |
Whore! Did you hear? Whore! |
| 01:22:48 |
That's enough of that! |
| 01:22:55 |
Wait. Please! |
| 01:22:58 |
- But darling! |
| 01:23:06 |
Do something! Save him! |
| 01:23:12 |
Darling, don't be jealous! |
| 01:23:14 |
Jealous! I'm not jealous! |
| 01:23:20 |
- Give him back to me! |
| 01:23:25 |
You never let me have any friends! |
| 01:23:27 |
I won't have you wiggling |
| 01:23:32 |
- Sir, I must assure you-- |
| 01:23:34 |
I am a goddess! |
| 01:23:37 |
And I am the god, so shut up! |
| 01:23:44 |
- Excuse me-- |
| 01:23:49 |
- Ungrateful mortal! |
| 01:23:53 |
You'll pay for this! |
| 01:23:54 |
- You hear me? |
| 01:24:02 |
Please! Put the baron down! |
| 01:24:04 |
- Let's not be too hasty! |
| 01:24:16 |
- What have you done to them? |
| 01:24:21 |
Shut up, you trollop! |
| 01:24:25 |
- What have you done to the baron? |
| 01:24:29 |
You can have the baron! |
| 01:24:32 |
No, thanks. It's okay! |
| 01:24:47 |
Did you enjoy that? |
| 01:24:52 |
Did I... |
| 01:24:55 |
excite you? |
| 01:26:21 |
I can't swim! |
| 01:26:29 |
What's happening? |
| 01:26:33 |
What do you expect? |
| 01:26:35 |
I've just been expelled |
| 01:26:38 |
- It's all your fault! |
| 01:26:42 |
Answer me! |
| 01:26:45 |
The most probable explanation-- |
| 01:26:49 |
is we've dropped through the center of |
| 01:26:53 |
somewhere in the South Seas. |
| 01:26:55 |
That's miles away. |
| 01:26:57 |
Oh! Well done. |
| 01:27:00 |
- I was happy in my volcano. |
| 01:27:03 |
Look! An island! |
| 01:27:09 |
- Is there a volcano in it? |
| 01:27:17 |
I think there is a volcano on it. |
| 01:27:26 |
It's moving! |
| 01:27:28 |
I spy with my little eye... |
| 01:27:31 |
something beginning with "M." |
| 01:27:34 |
It's the demon of the deep! |
| 01:27:36 |
That begins with "D," you klutz! |
| 01:27:39 |
It's "M" for monster! |
| 01:27:47 |
Will it eat us? |
| 01:27:49 |
With any luck. |
| 01:29:08 |
Baron! |
| 01:29:18 |
Give me a hand. |
| 01:29:21 |
He looks dead to me. |
| 01:29:23 |
He can't be dead! |
| 01:29:25 |
Go ahead. |
| 01:29:27 |
Let's put him there. |
| 01:29:32 |
He doesn't look very perky, does he? |
| 01:29:37 |
Is there a doctor in the fish? |
| 01:29:42 |
No doctors. |
| 01:29:48 |
We've got to get him warm and dry. |
| 01:29:52 |
What's that noise? |
| 01:29:54 |
It's music. |
| 01:29:58 |
That's not music. |
| 01:30:01 |
Look! |
| 01:30:04 |
There's a light. |
| 01:30:06 |
Come on! |
| 01:30:15 |
This way. |
| 01:30:17 |
Careful. |
| 01:30:53 |
Once I had a sweetheart |
| 01:30:56 |
A sweetheart, once I had |
| 01:30:59 |
She was the truest |
| 01:31:02 |
Excuse me! |
| 01:31:04 |
Hello! |
| 01:31:07 |
We need some help. |
| 01:31:10 |
Excuse me! |
| 01:31:15 |
- We need some help. |
| 01:31:21 |
Once I had a sweetheart |
| 01:31:24 |
Do I hear the baron? |
| 01:31:28 |
Eh? |
| 01:31:31 |
Do I hear the baron? |
| 01:31:34 |
No doctors. |
| 01:31:36 |
Do I hear the baron? |
| 01:31:38 |
I just said that! |
| 01:31:40 |
Use your trumpet! |
| 01:31:48 |
Adolphus! Gustavus! |
| 01:31:50 |
Is it really you? |
| 01:31:52 |
Baron! Berthold! |
| 01:31:55 |
- Albrecht! |
| 01:31:59 |
It's Berthold! |
| 01:32:03 |
Sally, this is Adolphus, who used |
| 01:32:07 |
from halfway 'round the world. |
| 01:32:10 |
And this is Gustavus... |
| 01:32:12 |
who could blow over a whole forest |
| 01:32:15 |
Those were the days! Aye? |
| 01:32:19 |
When we were young and alive! |
| 01:32:25 |
How do you mean? |
| 01:32:26 |
It's no good fighting it. |
| 01:32:29 |
- We're not dead! |
| 01:32:32 |
We're all dead here. |
| 01:32:36 |
- Heaven. |
| 01:32:39 |
Heaven! |
| 01:32:40 |
Don't be stupid. |
| 01:32:45 |
Well, sit down. Relax. |
| 01:32:49 |
You're dead for a very long time. |
| 01:32:55 |
Come on. Sit down. |
| 01:32:57 |
Let's have a nice game. |
| 01:33:00 |
What are you doing? |
| 01:33:04 |
You're giving up, aren't you? |
| 01:33:07 |
You can't give up! |
| 01:33:10 |
Go away. Clear off. |
| 01:33:16 |
What about Rose and Daisy |
| 01:33:20 |
and all the others? |
| 01:33:22 |
- You promised to help them! |
| 01:33:33 |
They can look after themselves. |
| 01:33:40 |
Besides, there are |
| 01:33:45 |
Such as? |
| 01:33:47 |
Well-- |
| 01:34:04 |
You horrible little brat! |
| 01:34:12 |
Can't you let me die in peace |
| 01:34:44 |
Bucephalus! |
| 01:34:45 |
My Bucephalus! |
| 01:34:51 |
You must have heard me shouting. |
| 01:34:54 |
This is a good omen, what? |
| 01:34:57 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 01:35:02 |
Prepare a rowing boat |
| 01:35:06 |
Come on, boy. |
| 01:35:09 |
I have learned from experience... |
| 01:35:11 |
that a modicum of snuff |
| 01:36:22 |
I'll never eat fish again. |
| 01:36:27 |
Where's the baron? |
| 01:36:45 |
Baron, where are you? |
| 01:36:57 |
It's the baron! |
| 01:37:06 |
Come on. |
| 01:37:09 |
I can't keep this up forever! |
| 01:37:35 |
Look! The town! |
| 01:37:37 |
We're here! |
| 01:37:42 |
Look! |
| 01:37:45 |
The flag's still flying! |
| 01:37:47 |
I told you there was nothing |
| 01:37:52 |
Fire! |
| 01:37:55 |
Oh, my God! |
| 01:37:57 |
It's the sultan's army! |
| 01:37:59 |
Quick! Back in the fish! |
| 01:38:04 |
They're inviting us to defeat them. |
| 01:38:06 |
We must oblige them. |
| 01:38:13 |
Gustavus! Blow them back to Asia Minor. |
| 01:38:17 |
Adolphus, find the sultan |
| 01:38:20 |
Albrecht, row for the shore! |
| 01:38:22 |
Berthold, make yourself useful! |
| 01:38:26 |
One, two, three! |
| 01:38:28 |
Could you make that four? |
| 01:38:32 |
We're going down! |
| 01:38:37 |
Abandon ship! |
| 01:38:41 |
I think the ship's |
| 01:38:48 |
Jump! |
| 01:38:53 |
Attack! |
| 01:39:03 |
I still can't swim. |
| 01:39:15 |
- This is absolutely dreadful! |
| 01:39:19 |
I've never before been |
| 01:39:23 |
I'm usually on the winning side! |
| 01:39:25 |
If you weren't so competitive, |
| 01:39:28 |
Albrecht's useless! |
| 01:39:30 |
We might as well give up now. |
| 01:39:35 |
You mustn't say that! Not you! |
| 01:39:44 |
If we begin attacking |
| 01:39:47 |
we confound surprise with confusion. |
| 01:39:50 |
Albrecht and Gustavus will provide |
| 01:39:54 |
- while Adolphus and-- |
| 01:39:56 |
Don't interrupt. What is it? |
| 01:40:00 |
This isn't going to work. |
| 01:40:02 |
- What do you mean? |
| 01:40:07 |
It isn't like it used to be. |
| 01:40:10 |
Don't you see? |
| 01:40:19 |
Where are you going? |
| 01:40:22 |
- To give myself up. |
| 01:40:25 |
I gave my word I'd raze the siege |
| 01:40:29 |
I gathered you for that purpose. |
| 01:40:35 |
If you want to see |
| 01:40:38 |
you'd better do something about it. |
| 01:40:44 |
You can't give yourself up! |
| 01:40:46 |
They might kill you! |
| 01:40:48 |
We'll have spent all that time |
| 01:40:53 |
Well! |
| 01:41:25 |
So it's agreed. |
| 01:41:28 |
you surrender-- |
| 01:41:32 |
We can fix the details later. |
| 01:41:34 |
- No. You surrender. |
| 01:41:39 |
- You surrender. |
| 01:41:42 |
- We surrendered last time. |
| 01:41:44 |
Now it's your turn. |
| 01:41:46 |
Oh. What about the virgins? |
| 01:41:49 |
Please. Forget the virgins. |
| 01:41:52 |
We're out of virgins. |
| 01:41:54 |
Let us, instead, concentrate |
| 01:41:57 |
sensible, civilized agreement... |
| 01:41:59 |
which will guarantee a world |
| 01:42:03 |
But not Baron Munchausen! |
| 01:42:07 |
- You! You old lunatic! |
| 01:42:11 |
Help! Guards! Murder! |
| 01:42:14 |
- Who let this man into my tent? |
| 01:42:17 |
If you are still interested |
| 01:42:22 |
I'm tired of it. |
| 01:42:24 |
Send for the executioner! |
| 01:42:26 |
So, Mr. Jackson. |
| 01:42:28 |
Still the rational man? |
| 01:42:31 |
How many people have perished |
| 01:42:35 |
There are certain rules |
| 01:42:39 |
We cannot fly to the moon. |
| 01:42:43 |
We must face the facts. |
| 01:42:45 |
Not the folly of fantasists like you |
| 01:42:50 |
and who consequently come |
| 01:43:31 |
Have you any famous last words? |
| 01:43:34 |
Not yet. |
| 01:43:37 |
"Not yet"? |
| 01:43:42 |
The man's a buffoon. |
| 01:43:45 |
Executioner... |
| 01:43:48 |
execute. |
| 01:44:11 |
Now! |
| 01:44:20 |
He did it! |
| 01:44:29 |
Bring him back! |
| 01:44:34 |
- Stop that man! |
| 01:44:58 |
I knew we could do it! |
| 01:45:22 |
Steady! |
| 01:45:27 |
Well blown, Gustavus! |
| 01:45:46 |
- They're coming! |
| 01:45:48 |
Hurry! |
| 01:46:21 |
Come on! |
| 01:46:35 |
Berthold, run! |
| 01:47:37 |
Damn it, man! Make yourself useful! |
| 01:47:46 |
- This way! |
| 01:48:01 |
That's the way. |
| 01:49:03 |
Watch it! |
| 01:49:16 |
Gently this time. |
| 01:49:20 |
Gently. |
| 01:50:00 |
Help! |
| 01:51:14 |
We did it! |
| 01:51:32 |
Hurray! |
| 01:51:35 |
Look! They don't believe it! |
| 01:51:37 |
We've won! |
| 01:51:40 |
We beat them! |
| 01:51:49 |
Yipee! Thank God! |
| 01:51:52 |
- Good riddance! And don't come back! |
| 01:51:55 |
But of course! |
| 01:52:28 |
We won! Oh, the joy! |
| 01:53:05 |
Get me down! |
| 01:53:15 |
Oh, my goodness! |
| 01:53:20 |
- In the church tower! |
| 01:53:36 |
- There he is! |
| 01:53:38 |
Oh! Damn! |
| 01:53:40 |
Bring a doctor! Quickly! |
| 01:53:44 |
Don't leave me, Baron. Please! |
| 01:53:47 |
- Don't leave me! |
| 01:53:55 |
- Here is a doctor. |
| 01:54:02 |
Take care of Sally. |
| 01:54:04 |
No doctors. |
| 01:54:28 |
- Get away! |
| 01:54:31 |
Leave him alone! |
| 01:54:35 |
- She's having a fit! |
| 01:54:44 |
Stop it! |
| 01:54:58 |
He's dead. |
| 01:56:06 |
And that was only one of the many |
| 01:56:11 |
An experience which I don't |
| 01:56:16 |
to recommend. |
| 01:56:18 |
And so, with the help of my |
| 01:56:23 |
I defeated the Turks |
| 01:56:27 |
And from that time forth... |
| 01:56:29 |
everyone who had a talent for it... |
| 01:56:33 |
lived happily ever after. |
| 01:56:36 |
Stop this nonsense at once! |
| 01:56:40 |
You, sir, are under arrest... |
| 01:56:42 |
for spreading ridiculous tales |
| 01:56:47 |
When the enemy is at the gate. |
| 01:56:50 |
Open the gates. |
| 01:56:55 |
I order you to arrest that man |
| 01:56:59 |
Am I or am I not |
| 01:57:03 |
- Arrest him! |
| 01:57:09 |
This way! |
| 01:57:13 |
Come on! |
| 01:57:15 |
Do not open the gate! |
| 01:57:18 |
The Turk is outside, |
| 01:57:23 |
Open the gates! |
| 01:57:27 |
Come on, dear ladies! |
| 01:57:32 |
Do not open the gate! |
| 01:57:36 |
Keep up! Steady as you go. |
| 01:57:39 |
Get back! I'm warning you! |
| 01:57:43 |
- This way! |
| 01:57:45 |
is guilty of treason! |
| 01:57:48 |
Follow me! |
| 01:57:52 |
This way, my friends! |
| 01:57:59 |
The gates will remain closed. |
| 01:58:01 |
Open the gates! |
| 01:58:05 |
- Shoot anyone who disobeys my orders! |
| 01:58:08 |
Aim! |
| 01:58:12 |
Hold your ground! |
| 01:58:15 |
Open the gates, dear friends... |
| 01:58:17 |
and let's seize the day! |
| 01:58:20 |
Or close our minds up |
| 01:58:24 |
There's nothing so |
| 01:58:26 |
as ignorance and conformity! |
| 01:58:28 |
Grasp for the mantle! |
| 01:58:30 |
- Grasp the-- |
| 01:58:33 |
Quite wrong! |
| 01:58:35 |
Open the gates! |
| 01:58:39 |
Shoot them! |
| 01:58:44 |
Shoot these people at once! |
| 01:58:56 |
Aye! So! It's treason, is it? |
| 01:59:00 |
Treason! |
| 01:59:02 |
Right! |
| 01:59:04 |
You're all under arrest! |
| 01:59:07 |
This is all your fault! |
| 01:59:09 |
Get inside my office now! |
| 01:59:40 |
Cheers for the baron! |
| 01:59:42 |
Hooray! |
| 01:59:59 |
My Bucephalus. |
| 02:00:02 |
Good boy. |
| 02:00:09 |
Come on. |
| 02:00:16 |
Beautiful ladies. |
| 02:00:40 |
It wasn't just a story, was it? |
