Forgetting Sarah Marshall

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00:00:40 Good for you, Pete. Good for you.
00:01:17 Access Hollywood spotlight
00:01:18 on sexy crime fighter Sarah Marshall.
00:01:21 Hi, everybody, welcome
00:01:23 Each week, millions of viewers love to watch
00:01:26 Ms Marshall's brainy sexpot character,
00:01:29 alongside Billy Baldwin's
00:01:32 hard-to-love lead detective, Hunter Rush.
00:01:34 - And this isn't your jurisdiction.
00:01:38 Can you say "catfight"?
00:01:42 Off-screen, Sarah cosies up
00:01:44 to her successful composer boyfriend,
00:01:47 He's no household name,
00:01:48 yet Bretter's dark and ominous score has
00:01:53 Take a look.
00:01:58 What do you think?
00:01:59
00:02:00 I think it's gonna be hard
00:02:05 without a face.
00:02:09
00:02:11 Looks like the sky's the limit
00:02:14 Anything could happen.
00:02:19 We got to do something
00:02:25 Before Mother Earth gets any more hurt
00:02:28 We got to do something
00:02:30 We leave you tonight with the newest
00:02:33 Lead singer and notorious lothario,
00:02:38 in his environmental anthem,
00:02:41 I hope, for once, we all hear the message.
00:02:44 Mr Prime Minister and Mr President
00:02:50 No, a mob is rising in size
00:02:56 Hey, baby.
00:02:59 Just working.
00:03:02 Salad.
00:03:04 Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Totally.
00:03:07 I didn't realise that
00:03:10 Great. I'll see you in a bit.
00:03:13 Okay, bye.
00:03:16 It's time to do something
00:03:19 Someone should do something
00:03:25 And that someone is you and you
00:03:29 I pray it ain't all lost and gone
00:03:35 I pray we might learn right from wrong
00:03:40 And I pray this broken day
00:03:54 Hey, you got here fast.
00:04:02 Peter, as you know,
00:04:05 I love you very much.
00:04:12 Are you breaking up with me?
00:04:20 - Pete, are you...
00:04:25 Okay.
00:04:45 Please don't go.
00:04:46 Why don't you just put on some clothes,
00:04:49 No. I can't do anything right now.
00:04:51 I'm so sorry, Pete.
00:04:53 I'm in love with you.
00:04:54 Why don't you just
00:04:56 I'm not going to go put clothes on.
00:04:58 I know what that means,
00:05:04 Excuse me.
00:05:11 Let's talk. Let's talk about him.
00:05:16 I feel...
00:05:19 I've been feeling
00:05:22 for a long time
00:05:26 We're leading different lives.
00:05:31 Who's the dude?
00:05:33 - Who's the dude?
00:05:35 No, that's not what this is about.
00:05:39 I know what's happening here. I really do.
00:05:41 You've been working so much lately, that we
00:05:44 and you're forgetting
00:05:46 But maybe, if we just held each other
00:05:48 you would remember
00:05:49 - No.
00:05:56 Please. Here we go.
00:06:05 There's someone else.
00:06:09 I'm sorry.
00:06:27 We don't hang out in places like this,
00:06:31 Why did you take me here?
00:06:35 I'm gonna get herpes
00:06:39 - Sure you okay, bro? Yeah?
00:06:41 Yeah. You don't have to keep asking me.
00:06:44 - You're out!
00:06:46 - Auf Wiedersehen!
00:06:50 MAN ON T. V..:
00:06:52
00:06:55 I feel really good. I feel happy.
00:06:57 Maybe you should work
00:06:59 Look, you've been working on it for a while.
00:07:03 - Think about you.
00:07:05 Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:07:06 You're not my stepbrother any more.
00:07:09 - Why you talking like that?
00:07:10 You don't need to put
00:07:12 No, I don't.
00:07:17 That's disgusting.
00:07:19 And if anything,
00:07:22 and blow it inside the V,
00:07:25 and be a normal person.
00:07:27 I'm leaving, man. I'm out of here.
00:07:29 She's fucking somebody.
00:07:32 is that she's out there,
00:07:34 and until I do the same thing,
00:07:36 So just talk to girls with me tonight,
00:07:40 All right. All right, I'll help you out.
00:07:46 So, Peter, what do you do?
00:07:47 Musician.
00:07:49 He's being modest.
00:07:54 Oh, my God!
00:07:56 - It is what it is, you know?
00:07:58 Wait, Crime Scene: Scene of the Crime
00:08:01 - Scene of the Crime.
00:08:06 I find you both very sexually attractive.
00:08:11 Let's pump the brakes. Okay?
00:08:13 I think that having sex with either of you
00:08:16 would be a great treat for me.
00:08:18 You are so funny.
00:08:21 I just got out of
00:08:24 so I'm not looking for anything serious.
00:08:27 - Just sexual activity.
00:08:31 You wanna come home?
00:08:35 I'm sorry, you're cracking me up.
00:08:37 - Oh, yeah?
00:08:39 Do you wanna come home?
00:08:41 Stop it, seriously.
00:08:49 - That was fun.
00:08:53 Overall, I think that went really well. Yeah.
00:09:05 I want to have sex with you!
00:09:15 - Are you crying?
00:09:18 I'm sorry that I'm being so weird now.
00:09:22 No, that's okay.
00:09:24 You've been weird
00:09:27 pretty much the whole time,
00:09:32 Last night, like some sort of idiot, I had sex
00:09:38 I used a condom, but
00:09:41 I'm really scared that I have an STD, Doc.
00:09:44 Peter, I'm a paediatrician. Have you noticed
00:09:48 - Right.
00:09:50 - Yeah, this is new. I like it.
00:09:53 Could you take a look at my penis?
00:09:58 Go ahead. Let me see it.
00:10:00 - Sorry.
00:10:04 Good.
00:10:05 - You barely looked at it.
00:10:08 - Beautiful dick.
00:10:09 - I could get some blood work?
00:10:11 Your girlfriend dumped you, right?
00:10:15 Stop it. Stop crying. Use your dick.
00:10:19 Just wear a condom.
00:10:20 Listen, I'm backed up,
00:10:24 You want something?
00:10:37 I just came!
00:10:54 Hi.
00:10:58 Hi.
00:10:59 - Hi.
00:11:01 Hi.
00:11:06 - Hi.
00:11:09 Okay, do you mind not saying that
00:11:15 You can gag me.
00:11:20 - You brought a gag?
00:11:24 Do you wanna gag me?
00:11:27 Kind of, now.
00:11:34 What've we got today?
00:11:36 Just a walk and talk at the lab.
00:11:40 That's what 20 years on Vice will do to you.
00:11:44 What've we got here?
00:11:45 The victim's penis was found
00:11:49 Ouch!
00:11:50 Can you say "dicksicle"?
00:11:55 Let's do this.
00:11:58 Okay, I'm ready.
00:12:01 The victim's penis
00:12:07 Just go with the usual stuff, maybe.
00:12:10 Like losing your penis is a bad thing.
00:12:15 Oh, you want dark and ominous.
00:12:18 Come on, I got Allman Brother tickets,
00:12:23 That's what 20 years on Vice will do to you.
00:12:27 What've we got here?
00:12:29 Peter! Peter, Jesus Christ!
00:12:31 You're fucking Billy Baldwin, aren't you?
00:12:34 - Aren't you?
00:12:36 - Stop staring at me.
00:12:41 You know you're not getting paid
00:12:43 - I'm aware of that.
00:12:47 Peter, it's Brian.
00:12:50 Go away.
00:12:52 Listen, your landlord called me.
00:12:54 Said there's smoke
00:12:56 Who, Mr Lopez? 'Cause he's a liar!
00:12:59 He doesn't...
00:13:01 We worry about you, Petey.
00:13:02 Yeah, come on, Peter. Open up the door.
00:13:05 The fire marshal's gonna come in
00:13:14 You haven't been
00:13:16 Why are you so damn strong?
00:13:17 I feel so strong!
00:13:20 Hey, don't walk away from me.
00:13:24 Your place is disgusting, Peter.
00:13:26 Hey, don't walk away from me.
00:13:27 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey!
00:13:30 What are you burning, man? Come on.
00:13:32 It's everything.
00:13:33 It's everything that reminds me of her
00:13:36 Okay, I thought I was fine, Brian,
00:13:40 Okay, let's just put the picture down.
00:13:43 Put that down. Let's discuss this.
00:13:46 - I love her, man.
00:13:48 Look, Liz and I, we think the world of Sarah.
00:13:54 We think she's great.
00:13:56 Okay, but everything...
00:13:58 I'm just being honest here.
00:14:00 Every time she would come over
00:14:04 she always acted,
00:14:07 you know, like a little bitch!
00:14:11 Okay, okay, pump the brakes.
00:14:13 Dating Sarah is not like dating Liz. Okay?
00:14:16 Sarah is better than Liz.
00:14:18 You really wanna have this conversation?
00:14:22 Do you really
00:14:26 Yes.
00:14:27 - She is the mother of my unborn child.
00:14:29 You're my stepbrother.
00:14:32 I have no qualms with sticking you.
00:14:34 - Sorry.
00:14:36 I'm just worked up.
00:14:38 You gotta get your shit together, man.
00:14:41 I'm trying to. It's so hard here.
00:14:45 Brian, everywhere I look,
00:14:46 Like, she got me this,
00:14:50 okay, because I would always leave
00:14:53 and the cereal would get stale,
00:14:54 and so one day I came home,
00:14:57 because it keeps my cereal fresh.
00:15:04 Why don't you,
00:15:06 Go to the Alps.
00:15:08 - Alps?
00:15:10 I could go to Hawaii.
00:15:12 Sarah was always talking about this place
00:15:15 No, don't. I wouldn't go there.
00:15:16 What, I can't go to Hawaii now, because
00:15:20 Then go to Hawaii. Go to Hawaii.
00:15:23 Do it.
00:15:29 No, no, no, don't destroy the computer.
00:15:31 I'm just deleting these pictures.
00:15:33 Okay, I need them off my computer.
00:15:36 You know what? You're not even doing
00:15:40 Well...
00:15:41 If we end up getting back together,
00:15:44 You're crazy.
00:15:46 - No, no, please don't delete them.
00:16:02 That was hilarious. Aloha!
00:16:04 I'm Sarah Marshall from Crime Scene:
00:16:07 And when I'm not scrubbing for evidence,
00:16:10 Excuse me! Hi.
00:16:11 ... to my favourite destinations. Mahalo.
00:16:12 Hi, can I have another bloody mary, please?
00:16:15 You're still working on that one.
00:16:17 It's just an anticipatory order.
00:16:20 Okay, I'll be right back!
00:16:33 What do you think caused
00:16:35 He was either stabbed in the aorta
00:16:51 Aloha!
00:16:53 Check in this way.
00:17:05 - Just married?
00:17:08 Oh, you've got that magic newlywed dust
00:17:12 - Oh, my wife.
00:17:15 - Oh, my wife.
00:17:17 My old ball and chain.
00:17:22 You quit squirming and come here.
00:17:26 What is into you?
00:17:28 Not me, yet.
00:17:30 Here is your room key.
00:17:34 Room key's inside,
00:17:36 Mahalo.
00:17:37 Congratulations.
00:17:41 Here you go, sir. Have some POG juice.
00:17:43 Welcome to Turtle Bay.
00:17:45 I'm checking in.
00:17:48 but actually, I don't have a reservation.
00:17:50 I just thought I'd take my chances.
00:17:54 Bold!
00:17:56 We are all booked up,
00:18:00 - Okay. How much is that?
00:18:03 - Wow.
00:18:05 I can imagine.
00:18:07 Sorry.
00:18:09 That's a shame. This is a beautiful
00:18:13 hotel.
00:18:15 Oh, yeah, it's Sarah Marshall
00:18:19 People are excited that she's here.
00:18:22 She's my ex-girlfriend.
00:18:25 - I'm sorry, sir.
00:18:27 - Sir?
00:18:32 - Did she see me? Is she coming over here?
00:18:35 I wish I wasn't wearing this fucking shirt.
00:18:37 Fair enough.
00:18:42 Button it back up.
00:18:44 - Peter!
00:18:47 - Hi.
00:18:49 Came here to murder you.
00:18:52 Really, what are you doing here?
00:18:55 I have been having a tough time,
00:18:58 But then I came here, and here you are.
00:19:01 I just think that's too crazy to be...
00:19:03 Hello there, you little sex object.
00:19:06 I've lost a shoe.
00:19:09 It's like this one, but, you know,
00:19:14 Excuse me, missus, I've lost a shoe.
00:19:19 - Sort of the exact opposite, in fact, of that.
00:19:22 Not an evil version, but just, you know,
00:19:25 a shoe like this, but for the other foot.
00:19:29 Aldous, this is Peter.
00:19:30 Hey, all right, Peter.
00:19:35 - Good to meet you, man.
00:19:37 Right. Hey, I'm Aldous Snow.
00:19:39 I know who you are.
00:19:42 Yeah, I am. I am for my sins.
00:19:44 So are you staying here, as well?
00:19:46 - I'm not, as a matter of fact...
00:19:48 Excuse me, Mr Bretter, Ms Marshall,
00:19:50 but we were able to book the
00:19:57 - You were?
00:20:01 - Marvellous.
00:20:03 Listen, if you wanna have dinner with us
00:20:05 - Aldous.
00:20:07 No.
00:20:08 That's very gentlemanly of you,
00:20:10 I'll be just fine on my own.
00:20:12 - All right, Peter.
00:20:15 - Have a good trip, Pete.
00:20:18 - Bye.
00:20:20 Ta-ta. I was wearing two shoes
00:20:28 Thank you. Thank you for bailing me out.
00:20:32 Nobody can.
00:20:34 Really, it's not a big deal.
00:20:36 So you can stay in the suite,
00:20:38 you have to clean up after yourself.
00:20:40 Otherwise, here is your room key
00:20:44 and enjoy your stay.
00:20:47 Why are you doing this for me?
00:20:51 She's here with some guy already?
00:20:54 - Right?
00:20:57 - Thank you.
00:20:58 Go enjoy yourself.
00:21:00 Rachel Jansen.
00:21:03 - you know what I mean...
00:21:05 - This is a disaster!
00:21:08 Are there other hotels on the island?
00:21:10 Of course there are other hotels,
00:21:11 but I'm not leaving here,
00:21:13 Wait. Why are you whispering?
00:21:16 I had a girlfriend, right?
00:21:17 And Liam and Noel Gallagher
00:21:21 so that's similar.
00:21:23 And that was a bit awkward, actually.
00:21:24 So if you do wanna change hotels,
00:21:27 No, no, I'm not changing hotels.
00:21:30 Stop following
00:21:32 - They're gone!
00:21:34 - I don't know.
00:21:36 Run! Get out of there! Go to your room!
00:21:38 - What do you think they're doing?
00:21:40 Oh, God! Okay, there they are.
00:21:42 - There they are, I see them.
00:21:44 Peter, go back to your room.
00:21:45 I'm going in.
00:21:46 Go back to your room, Peter.
00:21:48 Peter, go back to your room.
00:21:51 Hey!
00:21:53 Hey, nice room.
00:21:55 Go!
00:21:57 I am in the Kapua suite.
00:21:59 What are you doing? Sucker!
00:22:02 Have fun.
00:22:04 Listen, you piece of shit!
00:22:07 You're an idiot. Back to your room, Peter.
00:22:12
00:22:13 Did you enjoy that?
00:22:14 - Did you like what you saw?
00:22:17 But I know Sarah,
00:22:35 You know
00:22:37 before he committed each homicide?
00:22:39 That's the theory.
00:22:41 Take a look at the microscope.
00:22:45 Oh, yeah, looks like where he's going,
00:22:49 he'll need to know how to masturbate.
00:23:03 Oh, God!
00:23:09 - Hello.
00:23:12 - Sarah?
00:23:14 It's Rachel Jansen, from the front desk.
00:23:19 - Hey!
00:23:22 I'm getting complaints
00:23:25 Yeah, you know what, I hear her, too,
00:23:28 and it sounds like
00:23:31 I think it's coming from the floor above me.
00:23:34 You're on the top floor.
00:23:38 I'll try to keep it down.
00:23:40 - Are you okay?
00:23:42 Okay.
00:23:58 I would love to sell you some weed, Jeremy,
00:24:02 Obviously, because you called me at work,
00:24:06 So I can't just leave here
00:24:08 I can sell you some weed when I'm done.
00:24:10 Hold on, I gotta call you back.
00:24:14 - Hey, how's it going?
00:24:16 I'd just like to grab some dinner, please.
00:24:18 - Okay, great. Is your wife gonna meet you?
00:24:22 Your girlfriend?
00:24:24 No, I don't have a girlfriend.
00:24:28 - You're just by yourself?
00:24:31 Sucks.
00:24:33 Okay, so just one. Here's your wine list
00:24:36 Do you want, like, a magazine
00:24:37 It's gonna be boring
00:24:40 I'll be all right. Thank you.
00:24:41 I just would be so depressed.
00:24:43 - Yeah.
00:24:45 Thank you.
00:24:47 The best thing is,
00:24:50 - Oh, yeah?
00:24:52 I know. I know, dude. I know.
00:24:55 - I'm gonna ask him. I'll ask him politely.
00:24:58 Mate!
00:25:00 Why don't you come over and sit with us?
00:25:02 No, thank you. I need a drink.
00:25:06 Would you guys like a drink?
00:25:08 Well, no, actually, because...
00:25:11 Seven years clean.
00:25:15 Seven years free from drugs and alcohol.
00:25:17 If I have just one sip of wine,
00:25:19 by the end of the evening,
00:25:23 just to get me hands on a rock.
00:25:24 You know what I mean? Nasty.
00:25:27 I heard that.
00:25:30 How are you enjoying
00:25:32 It's mundane.
00:25:34 It is mundane. It's great, I know.
00:25:37 Will you marry me?
00:25:38 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yes!
00:25:41 - She said yes!
00:25:43 Congratulations!
00:25:47 I'm so excited! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
00:25:51 Peter!
00:25:55 What's up?
00:25:57 - Are you doing okay?
00:25:59 Yeah, I'm good.
00:26:01 Look, did you follow me here?
00:26:05 - No.
00:26:06 No, I didn't talk to your assistant.
00:26:11 Hawaii is a beautiful place.
00:26:15 So you're really staying?
00:26:18 Yeah, I think so. I really like it here.
00:26:22 I just love it.
00:26:25 Yeah, you should stay.
00:26:26 I appreciate your consideration.
00:26:29 Sounds like Aldous probably
00:26:31 so thank you for dating him after me.
00:26:34 - I appreciate that.
00:26:37 - Hope you have a really good time here.
00:26:40 Thank you.
00:26:43 Groupie whore.
00:26:45 Psycho stalker.
00:26:47 You know what? It's vacation.
00:26:59 Look at this guy.
00:27:01 Look at this guy.
00:27:05 Not us, buddy. Right? Not us.
00:27:08 I'm on Sex and the City.
00:27:13 I'm Samantha. I have sex with everyone.
00:27:17 Maybe it's a good thing that they're here.
00:27:19 You know what I mean?
00:27:21 for me to forget her. You know?
00:27:24 Or maybe it's a sign from God
00:27:29 I love her show.
00:27:31 When they mix the sexuality
00:27:34 What the hell is wrong with you two?
00:27:36 I hear you say that, but it's not that easy.
00:27:38 It's that easy. Promise you it is.
00:27:41 I lived in South Central.
00:27:42 South Central. And I hated it.
00:27:45 That's why I moved to Oahu.
00:27:46 Now I can name you
00:27:49 - No, you can't.
00:27:50 - Do it.
00:27:52 G. Ghost pipefish, grill fish, goaler fish
00:27:57 What's the state fish of Hawaii?
00:27:59 Humuhumunukunukuapua'a.
00:28:00 - Yeah, bitch.
00:28:03 - You ready?
00:28:08 Hello, Mr Bretter, Mr Brayden.
00:28:12 She is in bed.
00:28:14 How are things going with the lady?
00:28:16 Not awesome.
00:28:21 you know, but harder to crack.
00:28:25 But life is full of lessons.
00:28:30 Wonder what I'm going to learn tomorrow.
00:28:34 Well.
00:28:36 - Good night, sir.
00:28:38 Good night, sir.
00:28:39 Off to find the mythical clitoris.
00:28:43 So, Peter, were you able to get
00:28:49 'Cause I could send someone up,
00:28:50 - Oh, you could?
00:28:53 That's very funny. It is.
00:28:57 Well, listen, Sarah Marshall Show sucks.
00:29:01 I do the music for that programme.
00:29:04 Did I mention that the music rocks?
00:29:08 That's very sweet of you.
00:29:12 You don't have to say that, though.
00:29:14 There's no melody, it's just tones.
00:29:17 Just dark, ominous tones.
00:29:20 "The masturbating dog killer
00:29:23 "He'll kill the owner,
00:29:33 I'm no Aldous Snow, I guess, you know.
00:29:40
00:29:43 All gonna light the light
00:29:45 Yeah, yeah, gonna get things started
00:29:56 - Whipped cream or berry?
00:30:01 Here we are, sir. Have a wonderful breakfast.
00:30:04 What a lovely table, so close to the buffet.
00:30:06 I'm glad you like it. Mahalo.
00:30:13 Good morning, sir.
00:30:14 Orange juice, coffee?
00:30:16 What about, like, some pineapple juice
00:30:19 Of course. I like your style. Cocktail guy.
00:30:23 - Thank you.
00:30:25 We've already reserved
00:30:27 Honey, I know that,
00:30:30 - Hey. Hello there, friend.
00:30:33 How are you guys? How was your evening?
00:30:36 - Great.
00:30:37 - I can't feel anything.
00:30:40 - Does that feel good?
00:30:43 Okay, 'cause it hurts me.
00:30:45 - Would you do that for me?
00:30:48 - Yeah.
00:30:53 God put our mouths on our head
00:30:58 - I'm going to the bathroom.
00:31:01 - Is everything okay with...
00:31:09 - Here you go, sir. Breakfast of champions.
00:31:12 And don't tell anybody, but...
00:31:19 Thank you.
00:31:20 - Take it easy.
00:31:34 - Hi.
00:31:36 This is the yoga place, yeah?
00:31:37 Yes. But there's no alcohol allowed
00:31:41 Oh, no, I mean, obviously.
00:31:46 Well, there's no outside drinks
00:31:51 - Can I set it down?
00:31:52 - Cool, thank you.
00:31:54 - Thank you.
00:32:00 Hey, everyone,
00:32:05 Sorry, I recognise you from the cover
00:32:09 Thank you. That's so sweet of you to say.
00:32:11 I appreciate that.
00:32:15 Right, of course you wouldn't.
00:32:21 That's very flexible. That's nice.
00:32:25 - And, you, I recognise you from your show.
00:32:28 You seem much taller on your show.
00:32:32 - I'm not.
00:32:36 Okay, if you just wanna start
00:32:39 Today we're gonna start with
00:32:43 Let's take a deep inale in.
00:32:46 Exhale and release the hands.
00:32:48 Inale, arms up to the sky. Continue.
00:32:51 Good, exhale and folding forward.
00:32:55 Strong, strong backs. Good, excellent.
00:32:59 Remember this is not a competition,
00:33:01 although you two seem
00:33:03 Excellent. Perfect form, you two, perfect.
00:33:06 Coming up into downward-facing dog.
00:33:09 Good. It's really important in this pose,
00:33:11 that you arch your back
00:33:14 I feel like those are opposing ideas.
00:33:17 No, they're not, 'cause you're arching
00:33:21 Okay.
00:33:24 Good, yeah, sweat it out.
00:33:29 - Come on, lady.
00:33:31 and I know that wasn't just juice.
00:33:33 You don't really need any adjusting,
00:33:38 Just to learn from your body,
00:33:41 memorize your body.
00:33:43 - Good. Strong legs.
00:33:46 Perfect skin and form.
00:33:49 Okay, class, I'd like to now
00:33:52 This is more of an advanced pose,
00:33:54 so if you don't feel comfortable
00:33:57 please feel free to just lay on your mat
00:34:01 I got it.
00:34:02 All right, so let's all come down to our mats.
00:34:05 Get in a prep position
00:34:08 If you don't feel comfortable,
00:34:09 there's no shame
00:34:12 Lady, I got it.
00:34:14 Good, so let's prep to come up. Good.
00:34:18 Sir, if you just want to lay down
00:34:21 Now, you all heard me say,
00:34:22 "If you want to be in child's pose,
00:34:25 - Just in case he gets hurt.
00:34:27 I don't want you to break your neck.
00:34:30 - What's up?
00:34:31 My legs, that's what.
00:34:33 We're doing quiet headstands today.
00:34:35 I'm doing a handstand, motherfucker!
00:34:38 Okay, you know, why don't we just release.
00:34:40 Thank God.
00:34:41 Good, everybody. Good.
00:34:48 Hey.
00:34:49 Are you Chuck?
00:34:51 Oh, man, you know,
00:34:54 That's my mainland name.
00:34:58 Cool, sorry.
00:34:59 No, it's all good.
00:35:01 Does Koonu have some, like,
00:35:04 It means Chuck.
00:35:06 I plugged it into a database.
00:35:07 There's a thing you can go on,
00:35:10 and it just says it.
00:35:13 What's your name?
00:35:14 - I'm Peter.
00:35:16 - Yeah.
00:35:17 Oh, great.
00:35:22 Pepiopi.
00:35:25 - Great.
00:35:28 behind those eyes.
00:35:31 Yeah, maybe a little.
00:35:33 There's really only one cure for that.
00:35:36 What's that?
00:35:37 Weed. You got any?
00:35:40 - No.
00:35:46 Okay, when we're out there,
00:35:49 I'm gonna be your instincts.
00:35:52 Don't do anything.
00:35:53 Don't try to surf, don't do it.
00:35:57 The less you do, the more you do.
00:35:59 Let's see you pop up. Pop it up!
00:36:05 That's not it at all.
00:36:06 Do less. Get down. Try less. Do it again.
00:36:10 Pop up.
00:36:12 No, too slow. Do less.
00:36:13 Pop up.
00:36:15 Pop up.
00:36:16 You're doing too much. Do less. Pop down.
00:36:18 Pop up now.
00:36:20 Stop! Get down. Get down there.
00:36:21 Remember, don't do anything.
00:36:24 Nothing. Pop up.
00:36:28 Well, you... No, you gotta do more than that,
00:36:30 'cause you're just laying right out.
00:36:31 It looks like you're boogie-boarding.
00:36:32 Just do it. Feel it. Pop up.
00:36:35 Yeah. That wasn't quite it,
00:36:38 Let's go surfing, come on.
00:36:39 Everybody's learning how, come on and...
00:36:41 The weather outside is weather
00:36:45 How long you lived out here?
00:36:47 Man, I don't know. I quit wearing a watch
00:36:50 - Wow, that's so cool.
00:36:53 No, like my cell phone has a clock on it,
00:36:57 Right, so it's basically the same thing.
00:37:00 - How old are you?
00:37:03 you know, I don't...
00:37:06 I guess I'd be 44.
00:37:10 Fuck!
00:37:12 Thanks for taking me out here.
00:37:16 This is the first time I've felt good
00:37:18 You need to get back on that board
00:37:21 - Yeah?
00:37:23 When life gives you lemons,
00:37:24 just say, "Fuck the lemons," and bail.
00:37:27 Yeah. No. You said it, totally.
00:37:29 You gotta just pull yourself up
00:37:31 get back on that board...
00:37:33 Hey, look, man,
00:37:34 are you gonna give up surfing?
00:37:36 Probably, yeah.
00:37:37 Let's go in, all right. Tacos are on me.
00:37:41 Can you try to listen
00:37:43 I'm confused and I don't know what to do.
00:37:46 What's up with that hat?
00:37:47 What are you
00:37:50 This is a nice hat.
00:37:51 What member of the Brat Pack are you?
00:37:54 You look like one of those guys
00:37:57 That's very funny. That's great.
00:37:59 Tell him to make friends.
00:38:01 You need to get out there
00:38:03 Is Liz there right now?
00:38:05 No, no, she's not in here, buddy.
00:38:07 I just heard her.
00:38:08 She's gone.
00:38:10 Who are you looking at?
00:38:12 What?
00:38:13 Is she still... Hi, Liz.
00:38:15 No. I swear on my mother's grave, it...
00:38:19 She wasn't here the entire time.
00:38:21 Go out and meet people.
00:38:23 - All the time on vacation.
00:38:25 I've tried, all right,
00:38:28 but they're kind of weird.
00:38:30 Just be friendly.
00:38:32 Iron your shirt.
00:38:33 Iron your shirt, look sharp.
00:38:35 Even your T-shirts.
00:38:37 There is this girl at the front desk
00:38:40 Oh, yeah. You know what?
00:38:43 That worked out so well before.
00:38:44 What do you want from me?
00:38:47 Ask her out.
00:38:50 He's had plenty of chances
00:38:52 Can we get on the same team here?
00:38:53 Okay, I'm sorry.
00:38:57 You should go on a date with this girl.
00:38:59 Well, maybe I'll ask her out then.
00:39:00 - Yes.
00:39:02 - Hey, I'm in Hawaii, too!
00:39:06 Aloha, bitches!
00:39:08 That's very cool.
00:39:10
00:39:13 They're not Native Americans, Brian.
00:39:18 - Bri...
00:39:19 - The luha. Is that right?
00:39:21 It's called the hula.
00:39:22 - Luau?
00:39:24 You're doing a luau?
00:39:39 - Hey.
00:39:40 - Peter.
00:39:43 You look beautiful.
00:39:46 - Thank you.
00:39:47 This'll be fun.
00:39:48 Lei?
00:39:54 May I help you with something else, Peter?
00:39:57 No, I'll just grab a drink.
00:39:59 - Happy 4th of July!
00:40:03 Aloha!
00:40:18 - You done here?
00:40:20 I'm just getting started.
00:40:22 I'll just go fuck myself.
00:40:24 - Sorry, what?
00:40:28 Hi, Peter.
00:40:31 Hey. Hey, bro.
00:40:35 - Hi.
00:40:36 Excuse me. Excuse me.
00:40:38 Everybody, can I have your attention
00:40:41 We have a very special guest
00:40:44 He is the lead singer
00:40:49 one of my favourite musicians of all time.
00:40:53 Please, please, let's take...
00:40:56 Let's see if we can get him up here,
00:41:01 Share your gift.
00:41:02 Duty calls and all that.
00:41:03 I'm trying to be incognito, it's weird.
00:41:07 Hey! Thank you!
00:41:17 Thank you.
00:41:19 What an eccentric and confident young man.
00:41:22 I'd like to dedicate this song
00:41:25 It's Miss Sarah Marshall, there she is.
00:41:29 Look at her, blimey!
00:41:38 Old as ancient skies
00:41:41 I've had these wandering eyes
00:41:44 but you took me by surprise
00:41:46 when you let me inside you
00:41:50 Inside you
00:41:53 Inside you
00:41:55 This went from 6:00 to midnight.
00:41:56 Teach me how to grow
00:42:02 Inside of you
00:42:05 - Inside you
00:42:08 I long to be, is it wrong to be
00:42:11 inside of you
00:42:14 Inside of you the restless find their dreams
00:42:20 Inside of you this king has found his queen
00:42:30 Hey.
00:42:32 You're from the breakfast buffet, right?
00:42:33 - Yeah.
00:42:34 Yeah. Yeah, I'm Peter.
00:42:37 - Kemo.
00:42:38 - Good to meet you, man.
00:42:40 - Have a beer.
00:42:45 Sarah Marshall.
00:42:46 Yes.
00:42:49 How do you know
00:42:51 Dwayne told me. Chuck told me.
00:42:54 Even Rachel told me.
00:42:55 I heard about it from everybody.
00:42:59 It's like The Sopranos.
00:43:02 It's over.
00:43:03 Find a new show.
00:43:07 You need a hug.
00:43:08 Come here.
00:43:11 Oh, thank you.
00:43:13 You're awfully nice.
00:43:16 I gotta go.
00:43:18 You should come and help me.
00:43:21 - Yeah? You don't mind?
00:43:24 I mean, I must say I'm a pretty good cook.
00:43:27 All right!
00:43:31 I can't! Please don't make me do this!
00:43:34 Do it!
00:43:35 I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
00:43:42 You can stop crying now.
00:43:43 He's dead already.
00:43:46 I'm not crying.
00:43:47 You should stop crying.
00:43:48 I don't cry. I'm not a baby.
00:43:50 Really?
00:43:53 I'm sorry. I didn't mean that at all.
00:44:05 Hey.
00:44:06 Listen, would you like to hang out tonight,
00:44:11 Yeah. Totally.
00:44:12 A bunch of us are going to go to this,
00:44:15 You're totally welcome to come.
00:44:17 Maybe we could go together?
00:44:19 Yeah, whatever.
00:44:21 I mean we don't have to,
00:44:22 I just thought that maybe...
00:44:23 No, listen,
00:44:25 You either want to go or you don't.
00:44:28 - I would love to.
00:44:30 Awesome. Why don't you go upstairs,
00:44:33 and I'll meet you out front in, like, five?
00:44:45 - This is so cool.
00:45:01 So what brought you to Hawaii?
00:45:04 - A dude.
00:45:06 A surfer dude. You know, WCT, top 44.
00:45:13 Totally.
00:45:16 We were together for two years.
00:45:18 Dropped out of school,
00:45:21 Three weeks later,
00:45:23 so I moved out, and that's that.
00:45:26 What an asshole.
00:45:29 No, he's just a boy.
00:45:33 You ever think about going back home,
00:45:37 No.
00:45:39 No. I work at the hotel,
00:45:42 doesn't really have to be a future in there.
00:45:46 Okay, my turn.
00:45:48 Okay.
00:45:50 So, how do you like
00:45:57 It's great, you know. People are great.
00:45:59 It's great to have a steady paycheque.
00:46:02 Oh, my God, you hate it.
00:46:03 I fucking hate it so much.
00:46:05 So then, do something about it.
00:46:11 Excuse me.
00:46:12 I'm just saying, if you hate something,
00:46:16 - Don't dwell.
00:46:19 I'm actually working on a rock opera.
00:46:23 - Yeah?
00:46:25 What's your rock opera about?
00:46:30 Dracula.
00:46:32 Yeah, and eternal love, you know.
00:46:35 But I think the two sort of go hand in hand,
00:46:39 And I...
00:46:42 I have this vision of doing it with puppets.
00:46:48 I mean, humans also, you know.
00:46:52 Why Dracula?
00:46:53 Because he's a man like anyone else.
00:46:57 And every time he gets close
00:46:59 he ends up smothering and killing her,
00:47:00 which is a feeling I am familiar with.
00:47:03 What? That's just a joke.
00:47:05 - Oh, shit.
00:47:08 My ex. If I run, you run.
00:47:12 - Do you understand?
00:47:14 Fucking motherfucker! Dipshit!
00:47:16 Rachel, what are you doing?
00:47:17 I thought I told you
00:47:18 Take it easy, just take it easy.
00:47:20 Yeah, you know what?
00:47:21 Well, the deal's back on, motherfucker.
00:47:23 You ain't the chief in this village.
00:47:25 Of the idiots?
00:47:26 Rachel, let me handle this. I know his friend.
00:47:29 Go ahead.
00:47:31 Hey, man, you remember me from breakfast?
00:47:33 - Oh, yeah, the cocktail guy, that's right.
00:47:36 This ain't the breakfast buffet.
00:47:39 Keeping her warm for me at night, huh?
00:47:41 Hey, what are you doing here?
00:47:47 That's right. Just hit him!
00:47:48 Rachel, we gotta get out of here. Rachel?
00:47:50 You get what you deserve.
00:48:03 Just a boy?
00:48:07 No, no, no. He's an asshole.
00:48:11 - You went nuts.
00:48:13 You guys are dysfunctional.
00:48:16 You were like one of those girls
00:48:19 - From what?
00:48:20 "I'll kill you. I'll kill you. "
00:48:23 Okay, I'm gonna go get us another round.
00:48:25 I'll grab it. It's no big deal.
00:48:27 You don't have to dote on me.
00:48:43 You look so hot.
00:48:45 Give me Crime Scene.
00:48:47 André the Giant, out of the shot, please.
00:48:49 Mutombo, out of the shot, come on.
00:49:18 Did you know that there's a picture
00:49:22 hanging in the men's room?
00:49:23 Yeah. I hate it so much.
00:49:26 My jackass boyfriend made me do it.
00:49:29 Keoki took it, right there.
00:49:31 And I asked him to take it down,
00:49:33 but he said that it would ruin
00:49:38 Do you want me to try
00:49:39 No. No, no, no, he'll kill you.
00:49:45 But I have a surprise for you.
00:49:47 Really, what?
00:49:49 We're gonna take a quick break.
00:49:50 Tonight we have a special guest
00:49:52 singing a song from his Dracula musical,
00:49:55 please welcome to the stage,
00:50:00 Peter!
00:50:01 Yeah! Go get them, tiger!
00:50:03 Please don't.
00:50:05 Peter!
00:50:06 - Rachel...
00:50:14 Get them!
00:50:15 What's up?
00:50:23 Thank you.
00:50:27 You know, I could play something else.
00:50:28 I just think out of context this might be...
00:50:30 Dracula musical!
00:50:33 Thank you.
00:50:54 It's getting kind of hard to believe
00:51:00 I've been drowning too long to believe
00:51:07 And I've been living too hard to believe
00:51:15 I'm still trying to shake off the pain
00:51:21 And if I see Van Helsing, I swear to the lord
00:51:28 Take it from me, but I swear
00:51:35 Blood will run down his face
00:51:41 His head on my mantle
00:51:46 How much I love you
00:51:55 Die
00:51:57 Die
00:51:59 Die
00:52:04 I can't
00:52:17 Awesome!
00:52:19 Thank you.
00:52:24 Thank you.
00:52:25 So, I had a really, really great time tonight.
00:52:28 - Yeah?
00:52:30 - "A little"? You can say that.
00:52:32 But it was really fun,
00:52:35 Thank you for taking me out.
00:52:37 No, I had a great time. Thank you.
00:52:40 - You did?
00:52:45 I'm sorry.
00:52:47 I'm sorry, I just... I don't...
00:52:51 - No, of course!
00:52:53 No, no, no. Totally. I totally get that.
00:52:56 - I had a great time.
00:52:58 - Well, I don't know. Okay.
00:53:01 - All right. Get home safe.
00:53:07 - Thanks again.
00:53:16
00:53:19 Watching the sea roll by
00:53:25 Things have been great now
00:53:27 'Cause we're in Hawaii
00:53:32 Hey, guys.
00:53:35 Hey, man. I'm Koonu.
00:53:38 Yeah. No, I remember. I'm Peter.
00:53:41 Yeah, you're that guy
00:53:44 No, I'm Peter.
00:53:48 That's cool.
00:53:51 Okay, can I just say something?
00:53:53 - I went on a date tonight with Rachel, right?
00:53:57 She's in customer service, dude.
00:53:59 She took you out for charity.
00:54:01 It was a date, okay? Trust me.
00:54:05 I bet you think strippers like you, too.
00:54:06 - That's really not necessary.
00:54:09 Don't waste your time, man.
00:54:12 Did you see her ex-boyfriend?
00:54:15 Who, Greg? I love Greg, man.
00:54:17 I saw him beat up a guy with a starfish.
00:54:20 - Okay, that's just ridiculous.
00:54:23 Dude, my homie over here,
00:54:26 Getting as much sex
00:54:28 Are you giving to her
00:54:30 Come on.
00:54:33 The wife wants me to do certain things
00:54:39 Let me just say
00:54:41 he would not put a playground
00:54:47 We're trying to fuck,
00:54:51 We're just, like...
00:54:58 and it's not fun, and it causes anxiety.
00:55:01 And then when you're not fucking...
00:55:03 - Hey, someone's gotta stop him.
00:55:05 Fucking this ring is...
00:55:08 Fuck!
00:55:09 It's gonna be all right.
00:55:13 Hi.
00:55:16 Hi, do you wanna come back to bed?
00:55:18 Sure.
00:55:22 Have fun.
00:55:25 I like her hair.
00:55:37 Julian, what's up?
00:55:41 Oh.
00:55:43 God.
00:55:54 The show's been cancelled.
00:55:55 That's good, 'cause that's what you wanted.
00:55:57 Yeah. Yeah, it is.
00:56:01 It's just... I guess
00:56:06 It seems like we did, and... This'll be good,
00:56:08 'cause it's been a long-awaited transition
00:56:11 Don't get me wrong, but it's just...
00:56:15 Come on tour with me.
00:56:16 I'll serenade you every night
00:56:21 I didn't know you were going on tour.
00:56:23 Yeah, I'm going in two weeks.
00:56:24 It's like an 18-month tour,
00:56:28 and it's gonna be a massive tour.
00:56:30 Yeah. I can't come 'cause I have a job.
00:56:35 Not any more.
00:56:37 You're an unemployed actress, perfect.
00:56:40 You could be the queen of the groupies,
00:56:44 The Sorrow Suckers.
00:56:46 Sorrow Suckers.
00:56:50 Mr and Mrs Snow, sorry.
00:56:54 The hotel wanted to offer you
00:56:56 It's from the hotel.
00:57:01 - Yeah, thanks.
00:57:03 When were you planning on telling me this?
00:57:07 - I just told you, then.
00:57:10 But telling me now
00:57:15 Well, look, you know,
00:57:18 because it's not inflamed at the moment.
00:57:20 Do you guys want some champagne
00:57:22 or do you want it without your cake?
00:57:23 I don't drink.
00:57:32 All right, so I came here
00:57:36 I worship you,
00:57:39 Just take a listen and...
00:57:42 Okay.
00:57:44 'Cause you know what?
00:00:04 "Oh, I saw that guy! He was my waiter,
00:00:07 "and I totally dismissed him
00:00:11 "And I totally was wrong,
00:00:13 "because he's a major, major,
00:00:17 "and I feel terrible!"
00:00:22 That stupid English voice, was that me?
00:00:26 Unfortunately, yes.
00:00:29 You're really gonna like it.
00:00:31 I'll listen to it when you've gone.
00:00:40 Hey, look, just don't tell anyone at the hotel.
00:00:52 - What's up, dude?
00:00:54 Peter, I got some really interesting news
00:00:58 Aldous gave you gonorrhoea?
00:01:00 No. Why would I tell you that?
00:01:03 Crime Scene was cancelled.
00:01:06 Whoa.
00:01:08 Wow.
00:01:12 - You all right?
00:01:16 I mean, I've been waiting
00:01:18 you know, into features for a long time,
00:01:21 This isn't The View. I mean, we can have
00:01:27 I don't wanna step out of the spotlight
00:01:30 I don't wanna disappear. I'm freaked out.
00:01:33 I wanna be honest.
00:01:35 Because, seemingly, the only actresses
00:01:39 are the ones that show their cooter,
00:01:42 I have a little dignity.
00:01:43 And I don't have the frame
00:01:46 And I'm not gonna do that.
00:01:49 Listen, you're gonna be fine.
00:01:53 You've got, like, four years until you're 30.
00:01:56 It's gonna be fine.
00:02:02 - How are you?
00:02:04 Frankly, I don't stand a chance.
00:02:10 I've been quietly stealing money
00:02:14 You're always good at cheering me up,
00:02:21 Die
00:02:23 Die
00:02:25 Die
00:02:29 I can't
00:02:34 It's really good, Peter.
00:02:38 I mean, just chalk it up to that.
00:02:41 Just listen to it one more time and see...
00:02:45 Where's Aldous?
00:02:48 - Mr Snow, may I ask you a question?
00:02:50 I want to please my wife here,
00:02:53 but I don't know what I'm doing.
00:02:55 You having difficulty sex-wise?
00:02:56 - Do you not know how to use this?
00:02:58 - Have you had sex before?
00:03:01 - Why?
00:03:02 Right, 'cause of God and everything?
00:03:04 Hey, that's not gonna be a problem,
00:03:05 because God should be present
00:03:07 Just tell me specifically what I need to do.
00:03:10 You need to penetrate deeply
00:03:13 That's what you gotta do.
00:03:15 If you can involve the anus in that,
00:03:17 Got it.
00:03:18 Explore her ears.
00:03:20 Find it in you to be a little more circly.
00:03:24 You are a man.
00:03:25 God's within you.
00:03:26 I actually feel okay about it.
00:03:27 You know, I'm a little scared,
00:03:30 That's interesting, man.
00:03:33 - What?
00:03:35 I just wanna talk to you about something.
00:03:38 - All right, I'm just gonna talk, and then...
00:03:40 There was this interesting moment
00:03:42 Whoa, what? I don't wanna hear about
00:03:46 Then who am I supposed to talk to
00:03:47 Well, not me, because have I ever had
00:03:51 - Do you have an ex-girlfriend? No!
00:03:53 No.
00:03:56 I would really love to get
00:03:59 - Really?
00:04:00 But come on in and just sit down.
00:04:02 - Stay. You have to...
00:04:05 No, I know,
00:04:06 - No, the camera...
00:04:08 - Hey, Liz?
00:04:09 I think you need to move just a tiny bit
00:04:12 - Just...
00:04:13 - Now a little further.
00:04:14 - Closer.
00:04:15 - And then a little further, and then closer.
00:04:18 - Keep your head down, though.
00:04:19 - Can you hear me?
00:04:21 I know what you're doing.
00:04:24 - You stop that.
00:04:26 - What's he doing?
00:04:30 Hey, that's a great necklace, Liz.
00:04:31 - Did you have that a second ago?
00:04:33 That's gross!
00:04:35 - I don't get it.
00:04:36 - He's saying if I were to sperm on you...
00:04:40 ... it would be a pearl necklace.
00:04:42 - Real funny.
00:04:46 Hey, Dracula!
00:04:48 "And when I see Van Helsing,
00:04:54 That shit is funny, dude!
00:04:56 Hey, Pete.
00:04:58 So I was gonna go over
00:05:00 and I wanted to see
00:05:04 I think I'm confused,
00:05:07 Oh, my God. Dude, get out of your head.
00:05:10 Yeah, I bet it is.
00:05:13 All right, yeah. You know what?
00:05:14 I could totally use a friendly hangout, so...
00:05:16 All right.
00:05:17 I don't know if you want,
00:05:18 I was thinking of going
00:05:20 - Really?
00:05:21 I heard that place was a pain in the ass.
00:05:25 Okay.
00:05:27 - Hey!
00:05:28 We're just going for a hike.
00:05:29 No, you're not, you're going snorkelling.
00:05:32 I think we're gonna go on a hike.
00:05:33 It is sea turtle fucking season, dude.
00:05:37 They fuck for three hours, dude.
00:05:40 - No, we're going on a hike.
00:05:42 What? Your loss.
00:05:45 Why won't anybody
00:05:52 How you doing back there?
00:05:56 Awesome.
00:05:57 I don't think I've ever been
00:06:00 It's like I have some sort of fever.
00:06:02 I told you this was a pain in the ass.
00:06:06 - Oh, yeah.
00:06:08 Oh, shit.
00:06:10 - You good?
00:06:14 Wow, we're really going
00:06:17 Look!
00:06:22 Wow, this is really beautiful.
00:06:27 All right, so now that your show's done,
00:06:32 It's not that easy, you know.
00:06:35 Sarah always thought it was crazy, and...
00:06:38 Well, you're definitely crazy.
00:06:42 - I just don't feel like doing anything.
00:06:46 'Cause my heart is broken,
00:06:47 and I can't imagine
00:06:50 It's probably the same reason
00:06:57 Maybe it's good we got hurt like that,
00:07:00 I don't know about you,
00:07:05 Yeah. Kind of like
00:07:08 - Yeah. No, exactly.
00:07:11 We could leap off this rock,
00:07:17 So jump, then.
00:07:19 No, I meant that,
00:07:21 No. Just do it.
00:07:26 You'll be fine. Jump.
00:07:34 What the hell?
00:07:38 Oh, God! Oh, God. I made her kill herself!
00:07:46 You must be crazy!
00:07:48 - So are you gonna jump or what?
00:07:51 Come on, Peter!
00:07:54 I can see your hoo-ha.
00:07:57 I mean, I'll jump!
00:07:59 Chicken! Come on!
00:08:17 Please, God, don't let me die today.
00:08:22 - I'm okay!
00:08:24 - I'll just let go, right?
00:08:26 If you fall straight down,
00:08:32 - Totally.
00:08:34 So what do I do?
00:08:35 Why don't you press your feet
00:08:37 and, like, shoot yourself off!
00:08:39 - What, like a frog?
00:08:41 Just get off the fucking rock!
00:08:44 - Here I go!
00:08:46 One!
00:08:49 Two!
00:08:51 Two!
00:08:55 - Two and a half!
00:08:57 Three!
00:09:11 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
00:09:15 - You saw that, right?
00:09:16 I was there. I witnessed it.
00:09:19 Thanks.
00:09:27 Come on.
00:09:35 You've got Christ between your thighs,
00:09:39 but with a shorter beard.
00:09:42 - Mahalo.
00:09:45 - Sex!
00:09:47 - Okay.
00:09:51 Petey? Petey?
00:09:57 Sorry. I knocked a bunch.
00:10:00 You were really out.
00:10:03 Dakota Fanning and her people,
00:10:06 She loves it here.
00:10:08 Oh.
00:10:10 So does that mean I have to leave the hotel?
00:10:11 Ken found you a room.
00:10:14 I'll take it, yeah.
00:10:19 Are those sad tissues or happy tissues?
00:10:26 Maybe you should just give me a minute.
00:10:31 It was the only room available!
00:10:34 I'm sure it was!
00:10:39 - Hey, how's it going?
00:10:42 Really?
00:10:43 I think you got some pain behind
00:10:47 Okay, you know what?
00:10:48 I wanna stand up on a wave before I leave.
00:10:50 I don't think you're ready yet, man.
00:10:52 - I'm ready to ride giants, Koonu.
00:11:17 Petey!
00:11:24 - Hi.
00:11:25 Miss Marshall, what can I do for you?
00:11:27 Is there a place
00:11:30 Yeah. Yeah, there's a really great place
00:11:34 Perfect.
00:11:36 - Do you want me to get you a map?
00:11:37 Okay.
00:11:39 So, this is where we are.
00:11:42 Head down Kamehameha,
00:11:46 And it should be right to the left.
00:11:48 It might take, like, five minutes.
00:11:50 - Great. Thank you.
00:11:56 Um...
00:11:58 - I saw you with Peter Bretter...
00:12:01 ...who's my ex-boyfriend.
00:12:04 Oh, my God. I'm really sorry.
00:12:07 - No.
00:12:08 - It's not what you're...
00:12:10 I'm just really glad
00:12:12 - Gosh, no.
00:12:15 - and you're very pretty.
00:12:17 Gosh, you're, like, way prettier.
00:12:20 No, you're, like, so pretty.
00:12:24 Really?
00:12:26 - Yeah.
00:12:30 And one more thing about Peter.
00:12:32 He's a really good guy. Really good.
00:12:38 Yeah.
00:12:40 Um...
00:12:44 Please don't cry, Miss Marshall.
00:12:47 God. Do you need me to get you a tissue?
00:12:49 Oh, no, I'm good, I'm good.
00:12:53 Okay.
00:12:56 - Thank you, Rachel.
00:13:09 Hey, ahoy, there!
00:13:11 You surf, too?
00:13:13 Good Lord, no.
00:13:16 Getting in touch with the ocean and stuff.
00:13:20 It was, yeah.
00:13:23 I'm gonna head in.
00:13:25 Before you go, actually, Peter,
00:13:27 I was listening to Sarah's iPod
00:13:29 and amidst the interminable dross
00:13:33 I found one track that I quite liked.
00:13:35 So I checked what it was,
00:13:38 And it kind of reminded me of a dark,
00:13:44 That's, like, exactly what I'm going for.
00:13:46 Right, yeah.
00:13:51 Fuck.
00:13:54 Fuck, you're cool.
00:13:57 It's so hard to say,
00:14:04 but whatever.
00:14:06 No accounting for taste, I suppose.
00:14:09 She was with me for five years,
00:14:12 Yeah, you got four on me there, mate.
00:14:18 You slept with Sarah a year ago?
00:14:20 I thought you knew!
00:14:24 - What the fuck, man! You've...
00:14:27 You can't be so casual about this!
00:14:31 This isn't Europe, okay?
00:14:33 I'm really sorry.
00:14:36 I just hope this doesn't ruin our friendship.
00:14:39 Well, what's that about?
00:14:41 What do you think it's about?
00:14:44 What about a code of the ocean?
00:14:45 What about codes among men?
00:14:46 You don't sleep
00:14:47 - Think of...
00:14:48 - All right, okay! All right!
00:15:15 Oh, God!
00:15:36 Koonu! This guy needs help! Koonu!
00:15:42 - Should I call the front desk?
00:15:45 Wow, you got coral right there in your leg!
00:15:48 Can you get it out of my leg, please,
00:15:49 Can you do something about that?
00:15:50 I'd love to, you know, but hotel policy...
00:15:54 They get all weirded out. Insurance...
00:15:56 Koonu, can you call
00:15:58 - Yeah.
00:16:00 Koonu, call the front desk now!
00:16:03 Okay, monster man.
00:16:05 Pete, he's not gonna do nothing.
00:16:07 I kind of have this thing about blood, okay?
00:16:08 Look at it. It's raping my leg.
00:16:12 One, two.
00:16:14 - You can't get it out.
00:16:16 - Get it out of me!
00:16:19 Fuck my arse!
00:16:21 Okay, I got it. It's all done. It's all over.
00:16:24 Everything looks fine.
00:16:28 It's all good! They're coming wiki wiki.
00:16:31 Can you get some towels for me, please?
00:16:35 You sound like you're from London.
00:16:37 Yeah, I'm from London.
00:16:45 What's going on?
00:16:46 You fainted.
00:16:50 - How's your friend? Is he all right?
00:16:54 They gave him stitches,
00:16:56 - Hey, you wanna hear something funny?
00:16:58 Are you ready to laugh?
00:17:00 Okay.
00:17:02 Edward Scissorhands over there told me
00:17:05 for a whole God damn year
00:17:08 Shit.
00:17:09 How about that, Sarah?
00:17:11 I'm sorry, Peter.
00:17:13 Pete, you shouldn't be up
00:17:16 Please don't touch me.
00:17:19 I'm not touching you.
00:17:20 Will you just please sit? Please?
00:17:24 All right, I'll sit down,
00:17:26 not because you've asked me to sit, okay?
00:17:30 Great.
00:17:37 A year?
00:17:39 Listen, I get it, okay? I just...
00:17:42 I need to understand what I did
00:17:45 Pete, it's not anything you did.
00:17:51 You didn't do anything.
00:17:55 Will you please cut the bullshit
00:17:57 Fine. Cutting the bullshit.
00:18:02 It got really hard to keep taking care of you
00:18:04 I tried to get you out of the house.
00:18:06 I tried to get you off your little island
00:18:10 You didn't wanna see the light of day!
00:18:12 God, there was one week
00:18:21 You shall not pass!
00:18:25 You know what? If they were Sean John
00:18:28 But because they're Costco brand,
00:18:31 That has nothing to do with it.
00:18:35 I'm sorry that I didn't end up being
00:18:39 I tried really hard. I promise you that.
00:18:43 I think if you had just, maybe tried harder.
00:18:46 I tried!
00:18:48 You have no idea how hard I tried, Peter.
00:18:51 I talked to a therapist.
00:18:52 I talked to my mother.
00:18:54 I took love seminars. I took sex seminars.
00:18:57 None of it worked.
00:18:59 And I couldn't drown with you any more.
00:19:02 Don't you dare sit there
00:19:07 I did.
00:19:09 You were just too stupid to notice.
00:19:43 Whoa. I thought you were gonna wear
00:19:46 What? No.
00:19:48 I mean, I do love that shirt you got me.
00:19:50 I admire Sir Tommy Bahama an awful lot.
00:19:53 He's a talented man,
00:20:02 Wow, thank you. Yeah, Sarah got it for me.
00:20:06 This is, like, way more convenient
00:20:13 Awesome hat!
00:20:14 Thank you.
00:20:16 - I'm fucking with you!
00:20:22 Sarah, can I use this lipstick, please?
00:20:30 Sure. I don't care.
00:20:35 I think it looks great.
00:20:37 No, I like it. I didn't like it at first.
00:20:40 Oh, bloody hell. This is a small resort.
00:20:42 Hi, Peter.
00:20:45 Hey. Wow.
00:20:48 Aldous, Sarah, this is Rachel.
00:20:50 Sarah bought me this shirt.
00:20:53 I could've guessed that. Yeah.
00:20:54 - Looks great.
00:20:55 Looks awesome.
00:20:57 - See.
00:20:59 Mr Snow, I'm so sorry.
00:21:04 You're gonna have to wait five minutes.
00:21:05 I did not know you guys were coming.
00:21:06 It's okay. It's not a problem.
00:21:07 I didn't see you guys, so...
00:21:09 There's really no need to weep.
00:21:12 I'm not crying.
00:21:15 It's no problem, honestly.
00:21:18 - So, your table is ready, guys.
00:21:21 Hey, have a lovely evening, you two.
00:21:23 - Thank you. Have a great dinner, you guys.
00:21:24 You're welcome to join us, obviously,
00:21:26 - Okay.
00:21:28 What?
00:21:30 - Oh, okay.
00:21:32 That's great. Awesome.
00:21:33 Great. I'll just set two more places.
00:21:34 - Okay.
00:21:36 Awesome.
00:21:37 So this is actually happening.
00:21:42 I am so sorry.
00:21:43 I never thought in a million years
00:21:46 I did.
00:21:47 What? I just accepted an invitation.
00:21:50 It's got us in a terrible situation.
00:21:51 Now I'm gonna have to sit with him
00:21:53 You're wearing the shirt regardless.
00:21:55 Australia is amazing.
00:21:57 - I'm telling you. It is a great place to shoot.
00:22:00 Rachel, you would love it.
00:22:03 I wanna go. I really, really wanna go there.
00:22:06 - Wait, so when's the movie coming out?
00:22:09 It came out.
00:22:11 - It was already released.
00:22:15 Well, you know, it's an island.
00:22:17 It's isolated.
00:22:18 - Yeah.
00:22:20 - Obviously.
00:22:22 - The movie?
00:22:25 - It was...
00:22:27 I say, it's just a ridiculous premise.
00:22:29 What would happen
00:22:33 Why would a mobile phone kill anyone?
00:22:35 How can a mobile phone have an agenda
00:22:38 I told her that when she read the script.
00:22:39 Yeah. You were the voice of reason, mate.
00:22:41 I tried to be, but she didn't listen.
00:22:43 Going around killing people.
00:22:45 Why couldn't you just take the battery
00:22:47 Right. That's it. The battle's over.
00:22:49 - Yeah, we've won.
00:22:51 Well, it's not for everyone, but it...
00:22:53 No, it's ridiculous. Here's my favourite scene.
00:22:55 Ring-ring. Hello?
00:22:57 Right. It would never happen.
00:22:59 No, it could never happen.
00:23:01 It's a metaphor for addiction to technology.
00:23:05 For society,
00:23:09 I get it. I'm with you.
00:23:10 It's a metaphor for a crap movie.
00:23:11 Well, it was the right choice
00:23:13 Sure.
00:23:27 Well, this is awkward.
00:23:32 Yeah?
00:23:34 - It's a bit more awkward now.
00:23:36 Hey, excuse me.
00:23:39 - Sure.
00:23:41 Mr Snow?
00:23:42 Can I get cranberry juice
00:23:44 Do you want cranberry juice
00:23:46 Because I can probably rustle up either one.
00:23:48 I don't care.
00:23:50 Okay, great.
00:24:00 Hey, can we get another bottle of wine?
00:24:12 If I've learned anything from addiction,
00:24:14 you know, life is as brief
00:24:18 So if you're in a situation
00:24:22 why not do the most interesting thing
00:24:24 And by which, I don't mean
00:24:26 have a chin-wag, a bit of a chat.
00:24:27 Lose yourself in something
00:24:31 Find something eternal, perpetual.
00:24:37 I'm going to disagree.
00:24:39 Respectfully, of course, sir.
00:24:40 Maybe for you, that works.
00:24:42 For me, it's much more enjoyable
00:24:46 If you end up sleeping with them,
00:24:47 But I like getting to know somebody.
00:24:49 But he...
00:24:51 What he's saying is that
00:24:55 but he's joking.
00:24:57 I ain't. No, I'm not joking.
00:24:59 It's just what I believe, really.
00:25:02 So...
00:25:04 Just so we're clear and so I can hone in
00:25:09 wade through all the bullshit,
00:25:11 you're telling me
00:25:14 to just fuck anyone, anywhere, anytime?
00:25:16 - Yes. There it is. That's right.
00:25:18 Not so eloquently
00:25:21 But ultimately, yes, that is...
00:25:23 Oh, no! Not the shirt!
00:25:25 Take my eyes, but not the shirt. Mmm.
00:25:28 Yeah, that's pretty much
00:25:31 When you're done making jokes,
00:25:33 Do you know what? I think I've improved it,
00:25:36 I think I deserve a design award.
00:25:37 Please get some seltzer water.
00:25:39 - Garçon, could we get some...
00:25:43 - Okay.
00:25:45 No, it's all right. It's not there. Let me...
00:25:47 You're very diligent. I appreciate it.
00:25:48 Let go of the glass now.
00:25:50 Bless you. There you are.
00:25:52 Oh, me, oh, my.
00:25:55 - Call the doctor.
00:26:05 - I love Hawaii.
00:26:08 Yeah, it's nice,
00:26:12 Any more than that, I know I'd go crazy,
00:26:13 because I think that
00:26:17 for people who can't deal
00:26:22 Yeah, you know, there's so few
00:26:27 Gosh, it's such a hard life.
00:26:39 I like living here.
00:26:43 - Anyone need any more vino?
00:26:48 I've a question for you real quick, Mr S.
00:26:50 I was actually meaning to ask you,
00:26:53 Did you get it? Did you get it?
00:26:55 Oh, no. I was gonna listen to that,
00:26:58 but then I just carried on living my life.
00:27:04 Not at all?
00:27:05 No, I didn't, because, you know,
00:27:09 and they weren't good.
00:27:12 You know what, dude?
00:27:16 I can't yell right now because I'll get fired.
00:27:18 My boss will hear me,
00:27:19 and then I won't be able
00:27:21 But you know what? You're an asshole.
00:27:23 I bought all your records.
00:27:25 This whole fucking time, I've been trying
00:27:27 I'm gonna have people fuck with your food
00:27:31 I like him. That was quite moving.
00:27:48 Wait, wait, wait.
00:27:50 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:27:53 Are you sure that you're not,
00:27:55 Jesus, would you stop being so sensitive.
00:28:23 Aldous.
00:28:25 Wake up.
00:28:26 - Aldous. Wake up.
00:28:29 Make love to me.
00:28:33 All right. You go on top, though,
00:28:50 Listen.
00:28:54 Yes! Yes!
00:28:58 - Yeah.
00:29:00 - Oh, yes!
00:29:04 - Yeah! Oh, God!
00:29:10 - Right there!
00:29:12 - Yes!
00:29:14 This is the best sex ever!
00:29:16 Yeah, all right, that'll do.
00:29:19 What?
00:29:21 I made a mistake coming here with you.
00:29:26 And I'm not done either!
00:29:29 - Please shut up! Okay.
00:29:31 You're still involved with him next door,
00:29:34 Excuse me?
00:29:35 You should've seen yourself
00:29:37 Then we come back here,
00:29:41 I mean, I've heard that
00:29:44 but I've never seen one.
00:29:45 It really deeply upset me.
00:29:47 You should have seen yourself at dinner.
00:29:50 "Oh, I'm Aldous
00:29:54 "No, no drinks for me, thanks.
00:29:56 "Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. "
00:29:58 That's a really reductive impression.
00:30:00 If I wanted to see you act badly,
00:30:03 which, obviously, I can't now,
00:30:05 Oh, my God, you're such a prick.
00:30:07 And you know what?
00:30:08 Let me tell you something
00:30:11 That is Buddhist. That is Nordic.
00:30:15 They are completely conflicting ideologies.
00:30:17 And that does not make you
00:30:19 It makes you full of shit.
00:30:25 Was that genuine or did you fake that?
00:30:29 Right. I'm gonna probably clear off now.
00:30:33 I'll have a little sleep for a few hours,
00:30:35 then I'm gonna probably go
00:30:43 I hate your music.
00:30:45 Yeah, well,
00:30:54 Are you sleeping?
00:30:57 Not any more.
00:31:03 I know that I'm leaving in a couple of days,
00:31:09 what the hell this means,
00:31:15 but I really like spending time with you a lot.
00:31:21 I know. Me too.
00:31:31 Hey.
00:31:38 Good morning.
00:31:42 Where are you going?
00:31:43 The Korean Textile Manufacturer's Luau.
00:31:46 - Just kill me.
00:31:49 Joy.
00:31:52 I want you to know
00:31:56 I know you did.
00:31:59 I did, too.
00:32:03 - Can I see you again tonight?
00:32:07 - I get off at 7:00.
00:32:09 Bye.
00:32:13 Sir, morning mai tai.
00:32:15 You know what?
00:32:16 I actually will not be having
00:32:47 Jump! Jump! Jump!
00:33:07 Hey. Morning, mate.
00:33:10 - How are you today?
00:33:14 Am I okay? I'm better than okay, my friend.
00:33:16 You seem sprightly.
00:33:17 I...
00:33:19 I had a great time last night.
00:33:21 - Congratulations. Well done. Well done.
00:33:24 What about you? What's with the bag?
00:33:26 Right, yeah. I'm off back to England, mate.
00:33:29 Oh, you and Sarah are going to England.
00:33:30 No, no, no. I'm just going alone.
00:33:34 - Yeah.
00:33:35 Yeah, it was really... How you served
00:33:39 You deserve a medal or a holiday
00:33:43 You were only here for a week.
00:33:45 Well, I don't know.
00:33:47 was like going on holiday with,
00:33:52 but certainly Goebbels.
00:33:55 Jesus.
00:33:56 Hey, listen, at least it's clear now
00:34:00 Oh...
00:34:02 No, no. No.
00:34:04 You know what?
00:34:07 and I want to see that through.
00:34:09 Well, maybe you could have both of them.
00:34:12 They got on all right, didn't they, at dinner?
00:34:15 You know what?
00:34:17 And even if I was, I don't think that I have
00:34:22 Yeah. It's a gift.
00:34:23 I will say,
00:34:26 handle with care, because, you know...
00:34:31 Okay. Well, I think my ride's here.
00:34:32 So I'm gonna skedaddle then
00:34:35 Before life gets any more daft.
00:34:37 Is someone gonna take that?
00:34:38 Listen, don't let them grind you down.
00:34:42 Take it easy.
00:34:43 Hey, look at my driver.
00:34:50 He said it was clear I wasn't over you.
00:34:55 And then he left.
00:34:57 Fucking prick.
00:35:00 And then I started thinking,
00:35:04 What if I'm not over you?
00:35:08 - Sarah...
00:35:18 What if I made
00:35:23 - Sarah.
00:35:25 - Sarah.
00:35:28 Stop pulling my face towards your face.
00:35:30 Why?
00:35:32 You don't like it?
00:35:33 Listen, pulling my shirt towards you
00:35:38 Let's spend one more night here together,
00:35:42 And we'll just pretend
00:35:44 ...face reality. No.
00:35:46 No. I love you.
00:35:48 That's not fair.
00:35:53 Please, Peter.
00:35:57 - Tell me you're sorry.
00:36:02 I missed you.
00:36:09 I'm sorry.
00:36:13 God, I missed you, Peter.
00:36:22 All right.
00:36:23 Get hard for me, Pete. Get hard for me.
00:36:27 - I know what I'm supposed to do.
00:36:29 Just do it. Come on. Get hard.
00:36:31 - I'm trying.
00:36:33 - Here. Just let me do it for a second.
00:36:37 I really want you, Peter. I missed you.
00:36:40 You don't want help?
00:36:41 - You don't want help? Uh-huh.
00:36:45 Do you want my hands?
00:36:46 Maybe just don't talk for a second
00:36:50 Do you want my mouth?
00:36:51 - Yeah, maybe your mouth.
00:37:02 What's the problem, Peter?
00:37:05 - I don't know...
00:37:07 You can keep trying if you want.
00:37:13 What's wrong with you?
00:37:15 - Nothing is wrong with me, okay?
00:37:17 - No, I didn't...
00:37:19 Okay. Well, did you... You know what?
00:37:21 Did you drink today?
00:37:23 Excuse me.
00:37:25 No, I haven't had anything to drink today.
00:37:30 Maybe the problem is that
00:37:34 and so my cock doesn't want
00:37:38 Ever!
00:37:41 Because you know what I just realised?
00:37:43 You're the God damn devil. Okay?
00:37:51 Wedding in Hawaii! Real original!
00:38:04 - Hey.
00:38:07 - Sarah and Aldous broke up this morning.
00:38:10 So I went to check on Sarah, and...
00:38:16 Listen, I'm here
00:38:18 Some stuff happened.
00:38:20 I'm really, really sorry that it did,
00:38:22 but I'm also really glad that it did, because
00:38:25 I'm able to see so clearly now
00:38:30 What stuff?
00:38:34 I went up to make sure that she was okay,
00:38:39 But now everything is fine.
00:38:41 And I need you to understand
00:38:43 that I meant everything that I said
00:38:45 What exactly happened, Peter?
00:38:46 We fooled around a little bit.
00:38:48 Shut the fuck up,
00:38:53 All right. I went to her room,
00:38:58 And I felt like I should comfort her.
00:39:00 And then she started kissing me
00:39:04 And then the next thing I knew,
00:39:06 because she had been kissing me
00:39:08 Then she started taking my clothes off,
00:39:15 Then she performed
00:39:18 Okay. Peter, you can leave now.
00:39:20 - At the most. Maximum.
00:39:22 Rachel, please don't do this.
00:39:24 The only reason I'm telling you this
00:39:26 Listen to me, Peter.
00:39:28 I was a mess, too. I understand. Okay?
00:39:31 But it does not excuse
00:39:34 Listen, I know that
00:39:37 but I'm not like every other asshole.
00:39:39 You should not be with anybody right now.
00:39:42 Anybody.
00:39:45 I know...
00:39:47 I know that there is something here.
00:39:49 I know that I was not wrong about that.
00:39:50 And, yes, it's only been four days,
00:39:59 I need you to leave.
00:40:02 Do not write me. Do not call me.
00:40:12 Peter, I need you to go.
00:40:18 I won't bother you any more.
00:40:21 I'm sorry.
00:40:29 I don't know what to do.
00:40:39 Hey, brother, what you doing, huh?
00:40:41 I want you to put it back right now.
00:40:43 Listen, give me the picture.
00:40:46 Doo-doo paper.
00:40:48 Give me the picture.
00:40:52 Don't be stupid, brother.
00:40:56 You can hit me as many times as you want.
00:40:58 Oh, yeah.
00:41:06 No, no, no.
00:41:28 Aloha, I'm Sarah Marshall
00:41:32 And when I'm not scrubbing for evidence,
00:41:33 I'm flying Hawaiian Airlines
00:41:37 Now sit back
00:41:39 I know I will. Mahalo.
00:41:41 Everybody hates you
00:41:45 Everybody wishes that you were dead
00:41:48 Because, Peter, you suck
00:41:50 Peter, you suck
00:41:51 Peter, your music is fucking terrible
00:41:55 Peter, you suck
00:41:56 Peter, you suck
00:41:58 Peter, you don't do anything of value
00:42:01 Peter, you suck
00:42:03 Write some music but instead
00:42:07 It's so self-loathing
00:42:09 Go see a psychiatrist
00:42:12 Well, go see one anyway
00:42:13 I don't like the psychiatrist
00:42:15 You need to go and see one
00:42:16 See a psychiatrist
00:42:18 I'm not going
00:42:53 It's getting kind of hard to believe
00:43:44 I don't understand
00:43:45 Because, D, he...
00:43:47 She licked the tip. That doesn't count.
00:43:49 - Of course it counts. He...
00:43:52 He refused a blowjob
00:43:55 Do you know what that's like for a man?
00:43:58 This guy is like Gandhi, but better.
00:44:00 He likes puppets.
00:44:01 I love puppets.
00:44:04 I love Fraggle Rock. I love Lamb Chop.
00:44:07 Sesame Street, Bert and Ernie,
00:44:14 This is a song that
00:44:18 On the night I'm dying
00:44:20 Sorry for all the wrong I've done
00:44:23 I'm finished trying
00:44:25 It was a wonderful dream
00:44:30 There he is
00:44:31 The demon
00:44:34 I've come to slay you
00:44:35 Here I am!
00:44:37 I'll leave you bleeding in my dungeon
00:44:39 I'll never obey you
00:44:43 Please, Mr Van Helsing
00:44:48 He is just a man who wishes to be free
00:44:53 Lay him in a hearse
00:44:56 He is the worst!
00:45:10 Don't go my love
00:45:13 I can't say goodbye
00:45:17 My reign is done
00:45:21 It's time to die
00:45:27 I'm pregnant
00:45:28 Dracula
00:45:30 What have I done?
00:45:31 Has flown above
00:45:34 Who killed Dracula?
00:45:35 But he found a taste
00:45:38 A taste for love
00:45:41 My life is a lie
00:45:44 Sweet Dracula
00:45:49 I'll never see him again
00:45:53 Until my death
00:45:56 What a wonderful dream
00:45:59 To find a taste for love
00:46:04 A taste for love
00:46:38 Wow. You came.
00:46:43 Peter, this is great.
00:46:45 - It was really funny. Yeah.
00:46:48 You know what?
00:46:50 and then someone told me that,
00:46:56 - How long are you in town for?
00:46:59 - Bold.
00:47:00 Yeah, you know, I'm kind of
00:47:04 - Congratulations.
00:47:10 You never called.
00:47:13 You told me not to. And I listened.
00:47:17 - Right.
00:47:19 I might have called once and hung up.
00:47:22 - No. No.
00:47:25 No.
00:47:27 Maybe.
00:47:28 Peter!
00:47:30 Well, you should probably go back.
00:47:31 Would you like to hang out
00:47:33 - Maybe we could go to dinner or...
00:47:36 - Still have my number?
00:47:38 - Go.
00:47:41 Yeah, yeah. Go mingle.
00:47:46 Hey, Peter!
00:47:48 Come over here and meet my mom!
00:47:49 - Go, go.
00:47:52 - Hey, Peter.
00:47:54 The play was sick, man. Good work.
00:47:56 - Nice job.
00:47:58 So cool!
00:47:59 Peter, congratulations.
00:48:01 I just wanted to say thank you.
00:48:04 Oh, good. You know what?
00:48:07 - 'cause I'm getting a chafe. Okay.
00:48:08 - Congratulations.
00:48:35 Hey, Peter?
00:48:40 I was just calling you.
00:48:48 - Wow.
00:48:51 - I'm sorry.
00:48:55 Can you please stop laughing?
00:48:59 I missed you.
00:49:01 I just...
00:49:03 You know, I actually wanted to tell you
00:49:55 This fall, Sarah Marshall is back
00:49:59 Your wife had no enemies
00:50:03 Get ready for the most daring show
00:50:06 - Just came home, and she was lying there.
00:50:09 In a world
00:50:15 Charlie, who's Franco Marconi?
00:50:18 - No. No.
00:50:21 Go with your animal instincts.
00:50:23
00:50:27 - How did you know?
00:50:32 Sarah Marshall returns on Animal Instincts.
00:50:36 Life's a bitch.
00:50:37 And where you're going,