Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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Good for you, Pete. Good for you. |
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Access Hollywood spotlight |
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on sexy crime fighter Sarah Marshall. |
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Hi, everybody, welcome |
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Each week, millions of viewers love to watch |
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Ms Marshall's brainy sexpot character, |
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alongside Billy Baldwin's |
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hard-to-love lead detective, Hunter Rush. |
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- And this isn't your jurisdiction. |
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Can you say "catfight"? |
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Off-screen, Sarah cosies up |
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to her successful composer boyfriend, |
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He's no household name, |
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yet Bretter's dark and ominous score has |
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Take a look. |
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What do you think? |
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I think it's gonna be hard |
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without a face. |
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Looks like the sky's the limit |
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Anything could happen. |
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We got to do something |
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Before Mother Earth gets any more hurt |
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We got to do something |
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We leave you tonight with the newest |
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Lead singer and notorious lothario, |
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in his environmental anthem, |
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I hope, for once, we all hear the message. |
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Mr Prime Minister and Mr President |
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No, a mob is rising in size |
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Hey, baby. |
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Just working. |
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Salad. |
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Totally. |
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I didn't realise that |
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Great. I'll see you in a bit. |
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Okay, bye. |
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It's time to do something |
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Someone should do something |
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And that someone is you and you |
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I pray it ain't all lost and gone |
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I pray we might learn right from wrong |
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And I pray this broken day |
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Hey, you got here fast. |
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Peter, as you know, |
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I love you very much. |
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Are you breaking up with me? |
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- Pete, are you... |
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Okay. |
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Please don't go. |
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Why don't you just put on some clothes, |
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No. I can't do anything right now. |
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I'm so sorry, Pete. |
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I'm in love with you. |
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Why don't you just |
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I'm not going to go put clothes on. |
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I know what that means, |
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Excuse me. |
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Let's talk. Let's talk about him. |
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I feel... |
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I've been feeling |
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for a long time |
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We're leading different lives. |
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Who's the dude? |
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- Who's the dude? |
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No, that's not what this is about. |
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I know what's happening here. I really do. |
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You've been working so much lately, that we |
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and you're forgetting |
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But maybe, if we just held each other |
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you would remember |
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- No. |
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Please. Here we go. |
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There's someone else. |
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I'm sorry. |
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We don't hang out in places like this, |
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Why did you take me here? |
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I'm gonna get herpes |
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- Sure you okay, bro? Yeah? |
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Yeah. You don't have to keep asking me. |
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- You're out! |
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- Auf Wiedersehen! |
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MAN ON T. V..: |
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I feel really good. I feel happy. |
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Maybe you should work |
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Look, you've been working on it for a while. |
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- Think about you. |
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! |
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You're not my stepbrother any more. |
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- Why you talking like that? |
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You don't need to put |
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No, I don't. |
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That's disgusting. |
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And if anything, |
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and blow it inside the V, |
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and be a normal person. |
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I'm leaving, man. I'm out of here. |
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She's fucking somebody. |
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is that she's out there, |
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and until I do the same thing, |
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So just talk to girls with me tonight, |
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All right. All right, I'll help you out. |
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So, Peter, what do you do? |
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Musician. |
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He's being modest. |
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Oh, my God! |
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- It is what it is, you know? |
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Wait, Crime Scene: Scene of the Crime |
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- Scene of the Crime. |
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I find you both very sexually attractive. |
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Let's pump the brakes. Okay? |
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I think that having sex with either of you |
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would be a great treat for me. |
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You are so funny. |
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I just got out of |
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so I'm not looking for anything serious. |
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- Just sexual activity. |
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You wanna come home? |
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I'm sorry, you're cracking me up. |
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- Oh, yeah? |
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Do you wanna come home? |
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Stop it, seriously. |
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- That was fun. |
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Overall, I think that went really well. Yeah. |
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I want to have sex with you! |
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- Are you crying? |
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I'm sorry that I'm being so weird now. |
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No, that's okay. |
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You've been weird |
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pretty much the whole time, |
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Last night, like some sort of idiot, I had sex |
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I used a condom, but |
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I'm really scared that I have an STD, Doc. |
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Peter, I'm a paediatrician. Have you noticed |
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- Right. |
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- Yeah, this is new. I like it. |
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Could you take a look at my penis? |
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Go ahead. Let me see it. |
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- Sorry. |
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Good. |
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- You barely looked at it. |
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- Beautiful dick. |
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- I could get some blood work? |
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Your girlfriend dumped you, right? |
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Stop it. Stop crying. Use your dick. |
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Just wear a condom. |
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Listen, I'm backed up, |
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You want something? |
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I just came! |
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Hi. |
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Hi. |
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- Hi. |
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Hi. |
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- Hi. |
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Okay, do you mind not saying that |
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You can gag me. |
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- You brought a gag? |
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Do you wanna gag me? |
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Kind of, now. |
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What've we got today? |
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Just a walk and talk at the lab. |
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That's what 20 years on Vice will do to you. |
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What've we got here? |
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The victim's penis was found |
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Ouch! |
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Can you say "dicksicle"? |
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Let's do this. |
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Okay, I'm ready. |
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The victim's penis |
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Just go with the usual stuff, maybe. |
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Like losing your penis is a bad thing. |
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Oh, you want dark and ominous. |
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Come on, I got Allman Brother tickets, |
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That's what 20 years on Vice will do to you. |
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What've we got here? |
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Peter! Peter, Jesus Christ! |
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You're fucking Billy Baldwin, aren't you? |
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- Aren't you? |
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- Stop staring at me. |
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You know you're not getting paid |
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- I'm aware of that. |
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Peter, it's Brian. |
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Go away. |
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Listen, your landlord called me. |
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Said there's smoke |
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Who, Mr Lopez? 'Cause he's a liar! |
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He doesn't... |
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We worry about you, Petey. |
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Yeah, come on, Peter. Open up the door. |
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The fire marshal's gonna come in |
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You haven't been |
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Why are you so damn strong? |
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I feel so strong! |
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Hey, don't walk away from me. |
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Your place is disgusting, Peter. |
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Hey, don't walk away from me. |
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey! |
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What are you burning, man? Come on. |
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It's everything. |
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It's everything that reminds me of her |
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Okay, I thought I was fine, Brian, |
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Okay, let's just put the picture down. |
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Put that down. Let's discuss this. |
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- I love her, man. |
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Look, Liz and I, we think the world of Sarah. |
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We think she's great. |
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Okay, but everything... |
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I'm just being honest here. |
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Every time she would come over |
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she always acted, |
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you know, like a little bitch! |
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Okay, okay, pump the brakes. |
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Dating Sarah is not like dating Liz. Okay? |
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Sarah is better than Liz. |
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You really wanna have this conversation? |
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Do you really |
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Yes. |
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- She is the mother of my unborn child. |
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You're my stepbrother. |
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I have no qualms with sticking you. |
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- Sorry. |
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I'm just worked up. |
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You gotta get your shit together, man. |
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I'm trying to. It's so hard here. |
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Brian, everywhere I look, |
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Like, she got me this, |
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okay, because I would always leave |
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and the cereal would get stale, |
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and so one day I came home, |
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because it keeps my cereal fresh. |
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Why don't you, |
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Go to the Alps. |
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- Alps? |
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I could go to Hawaii. |
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Sarah was always talking about this place |
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No, don't. I wouldn't go there. |
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What, I can't go to Hawaii now, because |
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Then go to Hawaii. Go to Hawaii. |
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Do it. |
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No, no, no, don't destroy the computer. |
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I'm just deleting these pictures. |
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Okay, I need them off my computer. |
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You know what? You're not even doing |
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Well... |
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If we end up getting back together, |
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You're crazy. |
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- No, no, please don't delete them. |
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That was hilarious. Aloha! |
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I'm Sarah Marshall from Crime Scene: |
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And when I'm not scrubbing for evidence, |
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Excuse me! Hi. |
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... to my favourite destinations. Mahalo. |
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Hi, can I have another bloody mary, please? |
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You're still working on that one. |
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It's just an anticipatory order. |
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Okay, I'll be right back! |
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What do you think caused |
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He was either stabbed in the aorta |
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Aloha! |
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Check in this way. |
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- Just married? |
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Oh, you've got that magic newlywed dust |
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- Oh, my wife. |
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- Oh, my wife. |
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My old ball and chain. |
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You quit squirming and come here. |
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What is into you? |
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Not me, yet. |
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Here is your room key. |
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Room key's inside, |
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Mahalo. |
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Congratulations. |
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Here you go, sir. Have some POG juice. |
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Welcome to Turtle Bay. |
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I'm checking in. |
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but actually, I don't have a reservation. |
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I just thought I'd take my chances. |
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Bold! |
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We are all booked up, |
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- Okay. How much is that? |
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- Wow. |
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I can imagine. |
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Sorry. |
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That's a shame. This is a beautiful |
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hotel. |
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Oh, yeah, it's Sarah Marshall |
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People are excited that she's here. |
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She's my ex-girlfriend. |
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- I'm sorry, sir. |
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- Sir? |
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- Did she see me? Is she coming over here? |
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I wish I wasn't wearing this fucking shirt. |
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Fair enough. |
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Button it back up. |
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- Peter! |
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- Hi. |
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Came here to murder you. |
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Really, what are you doing here? |
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I have been having a tough time, |
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But then I came here, and here you are. |
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I just think that's too crazy to be... |
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Hello there, you little sex object. |
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I've lost a shoe. |
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It's like this one, but, you know, |
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Excuse me, missus, I've lost a shoe. |
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- Sort of the exact opposite, in fact, of that. |
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Not an evil version, but just, you know, |
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a shoe like this, but for the other foot. |
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Aldous, this is Peter. |
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Hey, all right, Peter. |
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- Good to meet you, man. |
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Right. Hey, I'm Aldous Snow. |
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I know who you are. |
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Yeah, I am. I am for my sins. |
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So are you staying here, as well? |
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- I'm not, as a matter of fact... |
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Excuse me, Mr Bretter, Ms Marshall, |
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but we were able to book the |
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- You were? |
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- Marvellous. |
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Listen, if you wanna have dinner with us |
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- Aldous. |
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No. |
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That's very gentlemanly of you, |
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I'll be just fine on my own. |
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- All right, Peter. |
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- Have a good trip, Pete. |
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- Bye. |
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Ta-ta. I was wearing two shoes |
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Thank you. Thank you for bailing me out. |
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Nobody can. |
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Really, it's not a big deal. |
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So you can stay in the suite, |
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you have to clean up after yourself. |
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Otherwise, here is your room key |
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and enjoy your stay. |
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Why are you doing this for me? |
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She's here with some guy already? |
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- Right? |
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- Thank you. |
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Go enjoy yourself. |
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Rachel Jansen. |
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- you know what I mean... |
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- This is a disaster! |
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Are there other hotels on the island? |
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Of course there are other hotels, |
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but I'm not leaving here, |
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Wait. Why are you whispering? |
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I had a girlfriend, right? |
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And Liam and Noel Gallagher |
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so that's similar. |
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And that was a bit awkward, actually. |
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So if you do wanna change hotels, |
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No, no, I'm not changing hotels. |
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Stop following |
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- They're gone! |
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- I don't know. |
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Run! Get out of there! Go to your room! |
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- What do you think they're doing? |
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Oh, God! Okay, there they are. |
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- There they are, I see them. |
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Peter, go back to your room. |
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I'm going in. |
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Go back to your room, Peter. |
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Peter, go back to your room. |
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Hey! |
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Hey, nice room. |
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Go! |
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I am in the Kapua suite. |
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What are you doing? Sucker! |
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Have fun. |
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Listen, you piece of shit! |
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You're an idiot. Back to your room, Peter. |
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Did you enjoy that? |
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- Did you like what you saw? |
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But I know Sarah, |
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You know |
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before he committed each homicide? |
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That's the theory. |
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Take a look at the microscope. |
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Oh, yeah, looks like where he's going, |
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he'll need to know how to masturbate. |
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Oh, God! |
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- Hello. |
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- Sarah? |
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It's Rachel Jansen, from the front desk. |
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- Hey! |
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I'm getting complaints |
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Yeah, you know what, I hear her, too, |
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and it sounds like |
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I think it's coming from the floor above me. |
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You're on the top floor. |
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I'll try to keep it down. |
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- Are you okay? |
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Okay. |
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I would love to sell you some weed, Jeremy, |
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Obviously, because you called me at work, |
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So I can't just leave here |
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I can sell you some weed when I'm done. |
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Hold on, I gotta call you back. |
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- Hey, how's it going? |
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I'd just like to grab some dinner, please. |
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- Okay, great. Is your wife gonna meet you? |
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Your girlfriend? |
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No, I don't have a girlfriend. |
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- You're just by yourself? |
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Sucks. |
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Okay, so just one. Here's your wine list |
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Do you want, like, a magazine |
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It's gonna be boring |
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I'll be all right. Thank you. |
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I just would be so depressed. |
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- Yeah. |
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Thank you. |
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The best thing is, |
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- Oh, yeah? |
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I know. I know, dude. I know. |
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- I'm gonna ask him. I'll ask him politely. |
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Mate! |
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Why don't you come over and sit with us? |
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No, thank you. I need a drink. |
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Would you guys like a drink? |
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Well, no, actually, because... |
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Seven years clean. |
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Seven years free from drugs and alcohol. |
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If I have just one sip of wine, |
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by the end of the evening, |
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just to get me hands on a rock. |
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You know what I mean? Nasty. |
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I heard that. |
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How are you enjoying |
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It's mundane. |
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It is mundane. It's great, I know. |
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Will you marry me? |
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yes! |
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- She said yes! |
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Congratulations! |
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I'm so excited! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! |
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Peter! |
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What's up? |
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- Are you doing okay? |
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Yeah, I'm good. |
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Look, did you follow me here? |
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- No. |
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No, I didn't talk to your assistant. |
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Hawaii is a beautiful place. |
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So you're really staying? |
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Yeah, I think so. I really like it here. |
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I just love it. |
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Yeah, you should stay. |
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I appreciate your consideration. |
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Sounds like Aldous probably |
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so thank you for dating him after me. |
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- I appreciate that. |
00:26:37 |
- Hope you have a really good time here. |
00:26:40 |
Thank you. |
00:26:43 |
Groupie whore. |
00:26:45 |
Psycho stalker. |
00:26:47 |
You know what? It's vacation. |
00:26:59 |
Look at this guy. |
00:27:01 |
Look at this guy. |
00:27:05 |
Not us, buddy. Right? Not us. |
00:27:08 |
I'm on Sex and the City. |
00:27:13 |
I'm Samantha. I have sex with everyone. |
00:27:17 |
Maybe it's a good thing that they're here. |
00:27:19 |
You know what I mean? |
00:27:21 |
for me to forget her. You know? |
00:27:24 |
Or maybe it's a sign from God |
00:27:29 |
I love her show. |
00:27:31 |
When they mix the sexuality |
00:27:34 |
What the hell is wrong with you two? |
00:27:36 |
I hear you say that, but it's not that easy. |
00:27:38 |
It's that easy. Promise you it is. |
00:27:41 |
I lived in South Central. |
00:27:42 |
South Central. And I hated it. |
00:27:45 |
That's why I moved to Oahu. |
00:27:46 |
Now I can name you |
00:27:49 |
- No, you can't. |
00:27:50 |
- Do it. |
00:27:52 |
G. Ghost pipefish, grill fish, goaler fish |
00:27:57 |
What's the state fish of Hawaii? |
00:27:59 |
Humuhumunukunukuapua'a. |
00:28:00 |
- Yeah, bitch. |
00:28:03 |
- You ready? |
00:28:08 |
Hello, Mr Bretter, Mr Brayden. |
00:28:12 |
She is in bed. |
00:28:14 |
How are things going with the lady? |
00:28:16 |
Not awesome. |
00:28:21 |
you know, but harder to crack. |
00:28:25 |
But life is full of lessons. |
00:28:30 |
Wonder what I'm going to learn tomorrow. |
00:28:34 |
Well. |
00:28:36 |
- Good night, sir. |
00:28:38 |
Good night, sir. |
00:28:39 |
Off to find the mythical clitoris. |
00:28:43 |
So, Peter, were you able to get |
00:28:49 |
'Cause I could send someone up, |
00:28:50 |
- Oh, you could? |
00:28:53 |
That's very funny. It is. |
00:28:57 |
Well, listen, Sarah Marshall Show sucks. |
00:29:01 |
I do the music for that programme. |
00:29:04 |
Did I mention that the music rocks? |
00:29:08 |
That's very sweet of you. |
00:29:12 |
You don't have to say that, though. |
00:29:14 |
There's no melody, it's just tones. |
00:29:17 |
Just dark, ominous tones. |
00:29:20 |
"The masturbating dog killer |
00:29:23 |
"He'll kill the owner, |
00:29:33 |
I'm no Aldous Snow, I guess, you know. |
00:29:40 |
|
00:29:43 |
All gonna light the light |
00:29:45 |
Yeah, yeah, gonna get things started |
00:29:56 |
- Whipped cream or berry? |
00:30:01 |
Here we are, sir. Have a wonderful breakfast. |
00:30:04 |
What a lovely table, so close to the buffet. |
00:30:06 |
I'm glad you like it. Mahalo. |
00:30:13 |
Good morning, sir. |
00:30:14 |
Orange juice, coffee? |
00:30:16 |
What about, like, some pineapple juice |
00:30:19 |
Of course. I like your style. Cocktail guy. |
00:30:23 |
- Thank you. |
00:30:25 |
We've already reserved |
00:30:27 |
Honey, I know that, |
00:30:30 |
- Hey. Hello there, friend. |
00:30:33 |
How are you guys? How was your evening? |
00:30:36 |
- Great. |
00:30:37 |
- I can't feel anything. |
00:30:40 |
- Does that feel good? |
00:30:43 |
Okay, 'cause it hurts me. |
00:30:45 |
- Would you do that for me? |
00:30:48 |
- Yeah. |
00:30:53 |
God put our mouths on our head |
00:30:58 |
- I'm going to the bathroom. |
00:31:01 |
- Is everything okay with... |
00:31:09 |
- Here you go, sir. Breakfast of champions. |
00:31:12 |
And don't tell anybody, but... |
00:31:19 |
Thank you. |
00:31:20 |
- Take it easy. |
00:31:34 |
- Hi. |
00:31:36 |
This is the yoga place, yeah? |
00:31:37 |
Yes. But there's no alcohol allowed |
00:31:41 |
Oh, no, I mean, obviously. |
00:31:46 |
Well, there's no outside drinks |
00:31:51 |
- Can I set it down? |
00:31:52 |
- Cool, thank you. |
00:31:54 |
- Thank you. |
00:32:00 |
Hey, everyone, |
00:32:05 |
Sorry, I recognise you from the cover |
00:32:09 |
Thank you. That's so sweet of you to say. |
00:32:11 |
I appreciate that. |
00:32:15 |
Right, of course you wouldn't. |
00:32:21 |
That's very flexible. That's nice. |
00:32:25 |
- And, you, I recognise you from your show. |
00:32:28 |
You seem much taller on your show. |
00:32:32 |
- I'm not. |
00:32:36 |
Okay, if you just wanna start |
00:32:39 |
Today we're gonna start with |
00:32:43 |
Let's take a deep inale in. |
00:32:46 |
Exhale and release the hands. |
00:32:48 |
Inale, arms up to the sky. Continue. |
00:32:51 |
Good, exhale and folding forward. |
00:32:55 |
Strong, strong backs. Good, excellent. |
00:32:59 |
Remember this is not a competition, |
00:33:01 |
although you two seem |
00:33:03 |
Excellent. Perfect form, you two, perfect. |
00:33:06 |
Coming up into downward-facing dog. |
00:33:09 |
Good. It's really important in this pose, |
00:33:11 |
that you arch your back |
00:33:14 |
I feel like those are opposing ideas. |
00:33:17 |
No, they're not, 'cause you're arching |
00:33:21 |
Okay. |
00:33:24 |
Good, yeah, sweat it out. |
00:33:29 |
- Come on, lady. |
00:33:31 |
and I know that wasn't just juice. |
00:33:33 |
You don't really need any adjusting, |
00:33:38 |
Just to learn from your body, |
00:33:41 |
memorize your body. |
00:33:43 |
- Good. Strong legs. |
00:33:46 |
Perfect skin and form. |
00:33:49 |
Okay, class, I'd like to now |
00:33:52 |
This is more of an advanced pose, |
00:33:54 |
so if you don't feel comfortable |
00:33:57 |
please feel free to just lay on your mat |
00:34:01 |
I got it. |
00:34:02 |
All right, so let's all come down to our mats. |
00:34:05 |
Get in a prep position |
00:34:08 |
If you don't feel comfortable, |
00:34:09 |
there's no shame |
00:34:12 |
Lady, I got it. |
00:34:14 |
Good, so let's prep to come up. Good. |
00:34:18 |
Sir, if you just want to lay down |
00:34:21 |
Now, you all heard me say, |
00:34:22 |
"If you want to be in child's pose, |
00:34:25 |
- Just in case he gets hurt. |
00:34:27 |
I don't want you to break your neck. |
00:34:30 |
- What's up? |
00:34:31 |
My legs, that's what. |
00:34:33 |
We're doing quiet headstands today. |
00:34:35 |
I'm doing a handstand, motherfucker! |
00:34:38 |
Okay, you know, why don't we just release. |
00:34:40 |
Thank God. |
00:34:41 |
Good, everybody. Good. |
00:34:48 |
Hey. |
00:34:49 |
Are you Chuck? |
00:34:51 |
Oh, man, you know, |
00:34:54 |
That's my mainland name. |
00:34:58 |
Cool, sorry. |
00:34:59 |
No, it's all good. |
00:35:01 |
Does Koonu have some, like, |
00:35:04 |
It means Chuck. |
00:35:06 |
I plugged it into a database. |
00:35:07 |
There's a thing you can go on, |
00:35:10 |
and it just says it. |
00:35:13 |
What's your name? |
00:35:14 |
- I'm Peter. |
00:35:16 |
- Yeah. |
00:35:17 |
Oh, great. |
00:35:22 |
Pepiopi. |
00:35:25 |
- Great. |
00:35:28 |
behind those eyes. |
00:35:31 |
Yeah, maybe a little. |
00:35:33 |
There's really only one cure for that. |
00:35:36 |
What's that? |
00:35:37 |
Weed. You got any? |
00:35:40 |
- No. |
00:35:46 |
Okay, when we're out there, |
00:35:49 |
I'm gonna be your instincts. |
00:35:52 |
Don't do anything. |
00:35:53 |
Don't try to surf, don't do it. |
00:35:57 |
The less you do, the more you do. |
00:35:59 |
Let's see you pop up. Pop it up! |
00:36:05 |
That's not it at all. |
00:36:06 |
Do less. Get down. Try less. Do it again. |
00:36:10 |
Pop up. |
00:36:12 |
No, too slow. Do less. |
00:36:13 |
Pop up. |
00:36:15 |
Pop up. |
00:36:16 |
You're doing too much. Do less. Pop down. |
00:36:18 |
Pop up now. |
00:36:20 |
Stop! Get down. Get down there. |
00:36:21 |
Remember, don't do anything. |
00:36:24 |
Nothing. Pop up. |
00:36:28 |
Well, you... No, you gotta do more than that, |
00:36:30 |
'cause you're just laying right out. |
00:36:31 |
It looks like you're boogie-boarding. |
00:36:32 |
Just do it. Feel it. Pop up. |
00:36:35 |
Yeah. That wasn't quite it, |
00:36:38 |
Let's go surfing, come on. |
00:36:39 |
Everybody's learning how, come on and... |
00:36:41 |
The weather outside is weather |
00:36:45 |
How long you lived out here? |
00:36:47 |
Man, I don't know. I quit wearing a watch |
00:36:50 |
- Wow, that's so cool. |
00:36:53 |
No, like my cell phone has a clock on it, |
00:36:57 |
Right, so it's basically the same thing. |
00:37:00 |
- How old are you? |
00:37:03 |
you know, I don't... |
00:37:06 |
I guess I'd be 44. |
00:37:10 |
Fuck! |
00:37:12 |
Thanks for taking me out here. |
00:37:16 |
This is the first time I've felt good |
00:37:18 |
You need to get back on that board |
00:37:21 |
- Yeah? |
00:37:23 |
When life gives you lemons, |
00:37:24 |
just say, "Fuck the lemons," and bail. |
00:37:27 |
Yeah. No. You said it, totally. |
00:37:29 |
You gotta just pull yourself up |
00:37:31 |
get back on that board... |
00:37:33 |
Hey, look, man, |
00:37:34 |
are you gonna give up surfing? |
00:37:36 |
Probably, yeah. |
00:37:37 |
Let's go in, all right. Tacos are on me. |
00:37:41 |
Can you try to listen |
00:37:43 |
I'm confused and I don't know what to do. |
00:37:46 |
What's up with that hat? |
00:37:47 |
What are you |
00:37:50 |
This is a nice hat. |
00:37:51 |
What member of the Brat Pack are you? |
00:37:54 |
You look like one of those guys |
00:37:57 |
That's very funny. That's great. |
00:37:59 |
Tell him to make friends. |
00:38:01 |
You need to get out there |
00:38:03 |
Is Liz there right now? |
00:38:05 |
No, no, she's not in here, buddy. |
00:38:07 |
I just heard her. |
00:38:08 |
She's gone. |
00:38:10 |
Who are you looking at? |
00:38:12 |
What? |
00:38:13 |
Is she still... Hi, Liz. |
00:38:15 |
No. I swear on my mother's grave, it... |
00:38:19 |
She wasn't here the entire time. |
00:38:21 |
Go out and meet people. |
00:38:23 |
- All the time on vacation. |
00:38:25 |
I've tried, all right, |
00:38:28 |
but they're kind of weird. |
00:38:30 |
Just be friendly. |
00:38:32 |
Iron your shirt. |
00:38:33 |
Iron your shirt, look sharp. |
00:38:35 |
Even your T-shirts. |
00:38:37 |
There is this girl at the front desk |
00:38:40 |
Oh, yeah. You know what? |
00:38:43 |
That worked out so well before. |
00:38:44 |
What do you want from me? |
00:38:47 |
Ask her out. |
00:38:50 |
He's had plenty of chances |
00:38:52 |
Can we get on the same team here? |
00:38:53 |
Okay, I'm sorry. |
00:38:57 |
You should go on a date with this girl. |
00:38:59 |
Well, maybe I'll ask her out then. |
00:39:00 |
- Yes. |
00:39:02 |
- Hey, I'm in Hawaii, too! |
00:39:06 |
Aloha, bitches! |
00:39:08 |
That's very cool. |
00:39:10 |
|
00:39:13 |
They're not Native Americans, Brian. |
00:39:18 |
- Bri... |
00:39:19 |
- The luha. Is that right? |
00:39:21 |
It's called the hula. |
00:39:22 |
- Luau? |
00:39:24 |
You're doing a luau? |
00:39:39 |
- Hey. |
00:39:40 |
- Peter. |
00:39:43 |
You look beautiful. |
00:39:46 |
- Thank you. |
00:39:47 |
This'll be fun. |
00:39:48 |
Lei? |
00:39:54 |
May I help you with something else, Peter? |
00:39:57 |
No, I'll just grab a drink. |
00:39:59 |
- Happy 4th of July! |
00:40:03 |
Aloha! |
00:40:18 |
- You done here? |
00:40:20 |
I'm just getting started. |
00:40:22 |
I'll just go fuck myself. |
00:40:24 |
- Sorry, what? |
00:40:28 |
Hi, Peter. |
00:40:31 |
Hey. Hey, bro. |
00:40:35 |
- Hi. |
00:40:36 |
Excuse me. Excuse me. |
00:40:38 |
Everybody, can I have your attention |
00:40:41 |
We have a very special guest |
00:40:44 |
He is the lead singer |
00:40:49 |
one of my favourite musicians of all time. |
00:40:53 |
Please, please, let's take... |
00:40:56 |
Let's see if we can get him up here, |
00:41:01 |
Share your gift. |
00:41:02 |
Duty calls and all that. |
00:41:03 |
I'm trying to be incognito, it's weird. |
00:41:07 |
Hey! Thank you! |
00:41:17 |
Thank you. |
00:41:19 |
What an eccentric and confident young man. |
00:41:22 |
I'd like to dedicate this song |
00:41:25 |
It's Miss Sarah Marshall, there she is. |
00:41:29 |
Look at her, blimey! |
00:41:38 |
Old as ancient skies |
00:41:41 |
I've had these wandering eyes |
00:41:44 |
but you took me by surprise |
00:41:46 |
when you let me inside you |
00:41:50 |
Inside you |
00:41:53 |
Inside you |
00:41:55 |
This went from 6:00 to midnight. |
00:41:56 |
Teach me how to grow |
00:42:02 |
Inside of you |
00:42:05 |
- Inside you |
00:42:08 |
I long to be, is it wrong to be |
00:42:11 |
inside of you |
00:42:14 |
Inside of you the restless find their dreams |
00:42:20 |
Inside of you this king has found his queen |
00:42:30 |
Hey. |
00:42:32 |
You're from the breakfast buffet, right? |
00:42:33 |
- Yeah. |
00:42:34 |
Yeah. Yeah, I'm Peter. |
00:42:37 |
- Kemo. |
00:42:38 |
- Good to meet you, man. |
00:42:40 |
- Have a beer. |
00:42:45 |
Sarah Marshall. |
00:42:46 |
Yes. |
00:42:49 |
How do you know |
00:42:51 |
Dwayne told me. Chuck told me. |
00:42:54 |
Even Rachel told me. |
00:42:55 |
I heard about it from everybody. |
00:42:59 |
It's like The Sopranos. |
00:43:02 |
It's over. |
00:43:03 |
Find a new show. |
00:43:07 |
You need a hug. |
00:43:08 |
Come here. |
00:43:11 |
Oh, thank you. |
00:43:13 |
You're awfully nice. |
00:43:16 |
I gotta go. |
00:43:18 |
You should come and help me. |
00:43:21 |
- Yeah? You don't mind? |
00:43:24 |
I mean, I must say I'm a pretty good cook. |
00:43:27 |
All right! |
00:43:31 |
I can't! Please don't make me do this! |
00:43:34 |
Do it! |
00:43:35 |
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! |
00:43:42 |
You can stop crying now. |
00:43:43 |
He's dead already. |
00:43:46 |
I'm not crying. |
00:43:47 |
You should stop crying. |
00:43:48 |
I don't cry. I'm not a baby. |
00:43:50 |
Really? |
00:43:53 |
I'm sorry. I didn't mean that at all. |
00:44:05 |
Hey. |
00:44:06 |
Listen, would you like to hang out tonight, |
00:44:11 |
Yeah. Totally. |
00:44:12 |
A bunch of us are going to go to this, |
00:44:15 |
You're totally welcome to come. |
00:44:17 |
Maybe we could go together? |
00:44:19 |
Yeah, whatever. |
00:44:21 |
I mean we don't have to, |
00:44:22 |
I just thought that maybe... |
00:44:23 |
No, listen, |
00:44:25 |
You either want to go or you don't. |
00:44:28 |
- I would love to. |
00:44:30 |
Awesome. Why don't you go upstairs, |
00:44:33 |
and I'll meet you out front in, like, five? |
00:44:45 |
- This is so cool. |
00:45:01 |
So what brought you to Hawaii? |
00:45:04 |
- A dude. |
00:45:06 |
A surfer dude. You know, WCT, top 44. |
00:45:13 |
Totally. |
00:45:16 |
We were together for two years. |
00:45:18 |
Dropped out of school, |
00:45:21 |
Three weeks later, |
00:45:23 |
so I moved out, and that's that. |
00:45:26 |
What an asshole. |
00:45:29 |
No, he's just a boy. |
00:45:33 |
You ever think about going back home, |
00:45:37 |
No. |
00:45:39 |
No. I work at the hotel, |
00:45:42 |
doesn't really have to be a future in there. |
00:45:46 |
Okay, my turn. |
00:45:48 |
Okay. |
00:45:50 |
So, how do you like |
00:45:57 |
It's great, you know. People are great. |
00:45:59 |
It's great to have a steady paycheque. |
00:46:02 |
Oh, my God, you hate it. |
00:46:03 |
I fucking hate it so much. |
00:46:05 |
So then, do something about it. |
00:46:11 |
Excuse me. |
00:46:12 |
I'm just saying, if you hate something, |
00:46:16 |
- Don't dwell. |
00:46:19 |
I'm actually working on a rock opera. |
00:46:23 |
- Yeah? |
00:46:25 |
What's your rock opera about? |
00:46:30 |
Dracula. |
00:46:32 |
Yeah, and eternal love, you know. |
00:46:35 |
But I think the two sort of go hand in hand, |
00:46:39 |
And I... |
00:46:42 |
I have this vision of doing it with puppets. |
00:46:48 |
I mean, humans also, you know. |
00:46:52 |
Why Dracula? |
00:46:53 |
Because he's a man like anyone else. |
00:46:57 |
And every time he gets close |
00:46:59 |
he ends up smothering and killing her, |
00:47:00 |
which is a feeling I am familiar with. |
00:47:03 |
What? That's just a joke. |
00:47:05 |
- Oh, shit. |
00:47:08 |
My ex. If I run, you run. |
00:47:12 |
- Do you understand? |
00:47:14 |
Fucking motherfucker! Dipshit! |
00:47:16 |
Rachel, what are you doing? |
00:47:17 |
I thought I told you |
00:47:18 |
Take it easy, just take it easy. |
00:47:20 |
Yeah, you know what? |
00:47:21 |
Well, the deal's back on, motherfucker. |
00:47:23 |
You ain't the chief in this village. |
00:47:25 |
Of the idiots? |
00:47:26 |
Rachel, let me handle this. I know his friend. |
00:47:29 |
Go ahead. |
00:47:31 |
Hey, man, you remember me from breakfast? |
00:47:33 |
- Oh, yeah, the cocktail guy, that's right. |
00:47:36 |
This ain't the breakfast buffet. |
00:47:39 |
Keeping her warm for me at night, huh? |
00:47:41 |
Hey, what are you doing here? |
00:47:47 |
That's right. Just hit him! |
00:47:48 |
Rachel, we gotta get out of here. Rachel? |
00:47:50 |
You get what you deserve. |
00:48:03 |
Just a boy? |
00:48:07 |
No, no, no. He's an asshole. |
00:48:11 |
- You went nuts. |
00:48:13 |
You guys are dysfunctional. |
00:48:16 |
You were like one of those girls |
00:48:19 |
- From what? |
00:48:20 |
"I'll kill you. I'll kill you. " |
00:48:23 |
Okay, I'm gonna go get us another round. |
00:48:25 |
I'll grab it. It's no big deal. |
00:48:27 |
You don't have to dote on me. |
00:48:43 |
You look so hot. |
00:48:45 |
Give me Crime Scene. |
00:48:47 |
André the Giant, out of the shot, please. |
00:48:49 |
Mutombo, out of the shot, come on. |
00:49:18 |
Did you know that there's a picture |
00:49:22 |
hanging in the men's room? |
00:49:23 |
Yeah. I hate it so much. |
00:49:26 |
My jackass boyfriend made me do it. |
00:49:29 |
Keoki took it, right there. |
00:49:31 |
And I asked him to take it down, |
00:49:33 |
but he said that it would ruin |
00:49:38 |
Do you want me to try |
00:49:39 |
No. No, no, no, he'll kill you. |
00:49:45 |
But I have a surprise for you. |
00:49:47 |
Really, what? |
00:49:49 |
We're gonna take a quick break. |
00:49:50 |
Tonight we have a special guest |
00:49:52 |
singing a song from his Dracula musical, |
00:49:55 |
please welcome to the stage, |
00:50:00 |
Peter! |
00:50:01 |
Yeah! Go get them, tiger! |
00:50:03 |
Please don't. |
00:50:05 |
Peter! |
00:50:06 |
- Rachel... |
00:50:14 |
Get them! |
00:50:15 |
What's up? |
00:50:23 |
Thank you. |
00:50:27 |
You know, I could play something else. |
00:50:28 |
I just think out of context this might be... |
00:50:30 |
Dracula musical! |
00:50:33 |
Thank you. |
00:50:54 |
It's getting kind of hard to believe |
00:51:00 |
I've been drowning too long to believe |
00:51:07 |
And I've been living too hard to believe |
00:51:15 |
I'm still trying to shake off the pain |
00:51:21 |
And if I see Van Helsing, I swear to the lord |
00:51:28 |
Take it from me, but I swear |
00:51:35 |
Blood will run down his face |
00:51:41 |
His head on my mantle |
00:51:46 |
How much I love you |
00:51:55 |
Die |
00:51:57 |
Die |
00:51:59 |
Die |
00:52:04 |
I can't |
00:52:17 |
Awesome! |
00:52:19 |
Thank you. |
00:52:24 |
Thank you. |
00:52:25 |
So, I had a really, really great time tonight. |
00:52:28 |
- Yeah? |
00:52:30 |
- "A little"? You can say that. |
00:52:32 |
But it was really fun, |
00:52:35 |
Thank you for taking me out. |
00:52:37 |
No, I had a great time. Thank you. |
00:52:40 |
- You did? |
00:52:45 |
I'm sorry. |
00:52:47 |
I'm sorry, I just... I don't... |
00:52:51 |
- No, of course! |
00:52:53 |
No, no, no. Totally. I totally get that. |
00:52:56 |
- I had a great time. |
00:52:58 |
- Well, I don't know. Okay. |
00:53:01 |
- All right. Get home safe. |
00:53:07 |
- Thanks again. |
00:53:16 |
|
00:53:19 |
Watching the sea roll by |
00:53:25 |
Things have been great now |
00:53:27 |
'Cause we're in Hawaii |
00:53:32 |
Hey, guys. |
00:53:35 |
Hey, man. I'm Koonu. |
00:53:38 |
Yeah. No, I remember. I'm Peter. |
00:53:41 |
Yeah, you're that guy |
00:53:44 |
No, I'm Peter. |
00:53:48 |
That's cool. |
00:53:51 |
Okay, can I just say something? |
00:53:53 |
- I went on a date tonight with Rachel, right? |
00:53:57 |
She's in customer service, dude. |
00:53:59 |
She took you out for charity. |
00:54:01 |
It was a date, okay? Trust me. |
00:54:05 |
I bet you think strippers like you, too. |
00:54:06 |
- That's really not necessary. |
00:54:09 |
Don't waste your time, man. |
00:54:12 |
Did you see her ex-boyfriend? |
00:54:15 |
Who, Greg? I love Greg, man. |
00:54:17 |
I saw him beat up a guy with a starfish. |
00:54:20 |
- Okay, that's just ridiculous. |
00:54:23 |
Dude, my homie over here, |
00:54:26 |
Getting as much sex |
00:54:28 |
Are you giving to her |
00:54:30 |
Come on. |
00:54:33 |
The wife wants me to do certain things |
00:54:39 |
Let me just say |
00:54:41 |
he would not put a playground |
00:54:47 |
We're trying to fuck, |
00:54:51 |
We're just, like... |
00:54:58 |
and it's not fun, and it causes anxiety. |
00:55:01 |
And then when you're not fucking... |
00:55:03 |
- Hey, someone's gotta stop him. |
00:55:05 |
Fucking this ring is... |
00:55:08 |
Fuck! |
00:55:09 |
It's gonna be all right. |
00:55:13 |
Hi. |
00:55:16 |
Hi, do you wanna come back to bed? |
00:55:18 |
Sure. |
00:55:22 |
Have fun. |
00:55:25 |
I like her hair. |
00:55:37 |
Julian, what's up? |
00:55:41 |
Oh. |
00:55:43 |
God. |
00:55:54 |
The show's been cancelled. |
00:55:55 |
That's good, 'cause that's what you wanted. |
00:55:57 |
Yeah. Yeah, it is. |
00:56:01 |
It's just... I guess |
00:56:06 |
It seems like we did, and... This'll be good, |
00:56:08 |
'cause it's been a long-awaited transition |
00:56:11 |
Don't get me wrong, but it's just... |
00:56:15 |
Come on tour with me. |
00:56:16 |
I'll serenade you every night |
00:56:21 |
I didn't know you were going on tour. |
00:56:23 |
Yeah, I'm going in two weeks. |
00:56:24 |
It's like an 18-month tour, |
00:56:28 |
and it's gonna be a massive tour. |
00:56:30 |
Yeah. I can't come 'cause I have a job. |
00:56:35 |
Not any more. |
00:56:37 |
You're an unemployed actress, perfect. |
00:56:40 |
You could be the queen of the groupies, |
00:56:44 |
The Sorrow Suckers. |
00:56:46 |
Sorrow Suckers. |
00:56:50 |
Mr and Mrs Snow, sorry. |
00:56:54 |
The hotel wanted to offer you |
00:56:56 |
It's from the hotel. |
00:57:01 |
- Yeah, thanks. |
00:57:03 |
When were you planning on telling me this? |
00:57:07 |
- I just told you, then. |
00:57:10 |
But telling me now |
00:57:15 |
Well, look, you know, |
00:57:18 |
because it's not inflamed at the moment. |
00:57:20 |
Do you guys want some champagne |
00:57:22 |
or do you want it without your cake? |
00:57:23 |
I don't drink. |
00:57:32 |
All right, so I came here |
00:57:36 |
I worship you, |
00:57:39 |
Just take a listen and... |
00:57:42 |
Okay. |
00:57:44 |
'Cause you know what? |
00:00:04 |
"Oh, I saw that guy! He was my waiter, |
00:00:07 |
"and I totally dismissed him |
00:00:11 |
"And I totally was wrong, |
00:00:13 |
"because he's a major, major, |
00:00:17 |
"and I feel terrible!" |
00:00:22 |
That stupid English voice, was that me? |
00:00:26 |
Unfortunately, yes. |
00:00:29 |
You're really gonna like it. |
00:00:31 |
I'll listen to it when you've gone. |
00:00:40 |
Hey, look, just don't tell anyone at the hotel. |
00:00:52 |
- What's up, dude? |
00:00:54 |
Peter, I got some really interesting news |
00:00:58 |
Aldous gave you gonorrhoea? |
00:01:00 |
No. Why would I tell you that? |
00:01:03 |
Crime Scene was cancelled. |
00:01:06 |
Whoa. |
00:01:08 |
Wow. |
00:01:12 |
- You all right? |
00:01:16 |
I mean, I've been waiting |
00:01:18 |
you know, into features for a long time, |
00:01:21 |
This isn't The View. I mean, we can have |
00:01:27 |
I don't wanna step out of the spotlight |
00:01:30 |
I don't wanna disappear. I'm freaked out. |
00:01:33 |
I wanna be honest. |
00:01:35 |
Because, seemingly, the only actresses |
00:01:39 |
are the ones that show their cooter, |
00:01:42 |
I have a little dignity. |
00:01:43 |
And I don't have the frame |
00:01:46 |
And I'm not gonna do that. |
00:01:49 |
Listen, you're gonna be fine. |
00:01:53 |
You've got, like, four years until you're 30. |
00:01:56 |
It's gonna be fine. |
00:02:02 |
- How are you? |
00:02:04 |
Frankly, I don't stand a chance. |
00:02:10 |
I've been quietly stealing money |
00:02:14 |
You're always good at cheering me up, |
00:02:21 |
Die |
00:02:23 |
Die |
00:02:25 |
Die |
00:02:29 |
I can't |
00:02:34 |
It's really good, Peter. |
00:02:38 |
I mean, just chalk it up to that. |
00:02:41 |
Just listen to it one more time and see... |
00:02:45 |
Where's Aldous? |
00:02:48 |
- Mr Snow, may I ask you a question? |
00:02:50 |
I want to please my wife here, |
00:02:53 |
but I don't know what I'm doing. |
00:02:55 |
You having difficulty sex-wise? |
00:02:56 |
- Do you not know how to use this? |
00:02:58 |
- Have you had sex before? |
00:03:01 |
- Why? |
00:03:02 |
Right, 'cause of God and everything? |
00:03:04 |
Hey, that's not gonna be a problem, |
00:03:05 |
because God should be present |
00:03:07 |
Just tell me specifically what I need to do. |
00:03:10 |
You need to penetrate deeply |
00:03:13 |
That's what you gotta do. |
00:03:15 |
If you can involve the anus in that, |
00:03:17 |
Got it. |
00:03:18 |
Explore her ears. |
00:03:20 |
Find it in you to be a little more circly. |
00:03:24 |
You are a man. |
00:03:25 |
God's within you. |
00:03:26 |
I actually feel okay about it. |
00:03:27 |
You know, I'm a little scared, |
00:03:30 |
That's interesting, man. |
00:03:33 |
- What? |
00:03:35 |
I just wanna talk to you about something. |
00:03:38 |
- All right, I'm just gonna talk, and then... |
00:03:40 |
There was this interesting moment |
00:03:42 |
Whoa, what? I don't wanna hear about |
00:03:46 |
Then who am I supposed to talk to |
00:03:47 |
Well, not me, because have I ever had |
00:03:51 |
- Do you have an ex-girlfriend? No! |
00:03:53 |
No. |
00:03:56 |
I would really love to get |
00:03:59 |
- Really? |
00:04:00 |
But come on in and just sit down. |
00:04:02 |
- Stay. You have to... |
00:04:05 |
No, I know, |
00:04:06 |
- No, the camera... |
00:04:08 |
- Hey, Liz? |
00:04:09 |
I think you need to move just a tiny bit |
00:04:12 |
- Just... |
00:04:13 |
- Now a little further. |
00:04:14 |
- Closer. |
00:04:15 |
- And then a little further, and then closer. |
00:04:18 |
- Keep your head down, though. |
00:04:19 |
- Can you hear me? |
00:04:21 |
I know what you're doing. |
00:04:24 |
- You stop that. |
00:04:26 |
- What's he doing? |
00:04:30 |
Hey, that's a great necklace, Liz. |
00:04:31 |
- Did you have that a second ago? |
00:04:33 |
That's gross! |
00:04:35 |
- I don't get it. |
00:04:36 |
- He's saying if I were to sperm on you... |
00:04:40 |
... it would be a pearl necklace. |
00:04:42 |
- Real funny. |
00:04:46 |
Hey, Dracula! |
00:04:48 |
"And when I see Van Helsing, |
00:04:54 |
That shit is funny, dude! |
00:04:56 |
Hey, Pete. |
00:04:58 |
So I was gonna go over |
00:05:00 |
and I wanted to see |
00:05:04 |
I think I'm confused, |
00:05:07 |
Oh, my God. Dude, get out of your head. |
00:05:10 |
Yeah, I bet it is. |
00:05:13 |
All right, yeah. You know what? |
00:05:14 |
I could totally use a friendly hangout, so... |
00:05:16 |
All right. |
00:05:17 |
I don't know if you want, |
00:05:18 |
I was thinking of going |
00:05:20 |
- Really? |
00:05:21 |
I heard that place was a pain in the ass. |
00:05:25 |
Okay. |
00:05:27 |
- Hey! |
00:05:28 |
We're just going for a hike. |
00:05:29 |
No, you're not, you're going snorkelling. |
00:05:32 |
I think we're gonna go on a hike. |
00:05:33 |
It is sea turtle fucking season, dude. |
00:05:37 |
They fuck for three hours, dude. |
00:05:40 |
- No, we're going on a hike. |
00:05:42 |
What? Your loss. |
00:05:45 |
Why won't anybody |
00:05:52 |
How you doing back there? |
00:05:56 |
Awesome. |
00:05:57 |
I don't think I've ever been |
00:06:00 |
It's like I have some sort of fever. |
00:06:02 |
I told you this was a pain in the ass. |
00:06:06 |
- Oh, yeah. |
00:06:08 |
Oh, shit. |
00:06:10 |
- You good? |
00:06:14 |
Wow, we're really going |
00:06:17 |
Look! |
00:06:22 |
Wow, this is really beautiful. |
00:06:27 |
All right, so now that your show's done, |
00:06:32 |
It's not that easy, you know. |
00:06:35 |
Sarah always thought it was crazy, and... |
00:06:38 |
Well, you're definitely crazy. |
00:06:42 |
- I just don't feel like doing anything. |
00:06:46 |
'Cause my heart is broken, |
00:06:47 |
and I can't imagine |
00:06:50 |
It's probably the same reason |
00:06:57 |
Maybe it's good we got hurt like that, |
00:07:00 |
I don't know about you, |
00:07:05 |
Yeah. Kind of like |
00:07:08 |
- Yeah. No, exactly. |
00:07:11 |
We could leap off this rock, |
00:07:17 |
So jump, then. |
00:07:19 |
No, I meant that, |
00:07:21 |
No. Just do it. |
00:07:26 |
You'll be fine. Jump. |
00:07:34 |
What the hell? |
00:07:38 |
Oh, God! Oh, God. I made her kill herself! |
00:07:46 |
You must be crazy! |
00:07:48 |
- So are you gonna jump or what? |
00:07:51 |
Come on, Peter! |
00:07:54 |
I can see your hoo-ha. |
00:07:57 |
I mean, I'll jump! |
00:07:59 |
Chicken! Come on! |
00:08:17 |
Please, God, don't let me die today. |
00:08:22 |
- I'm okay! |
00:08:24 |
- I'll just let go, right? |
00:08:26 |
If you fall straight down, |
00:08:32 |
- Totally. |
00:08:34 |
So what do I do? |
00:08:35 |
Why don't you press your feet |
00:08:37 |
and, like, shoot yourself off! |
00:08:39 |
- What, like a frog? |
00:08:41 |
Just get off the fucking rock! |
00:08:44 |
- Here I go! |
00:08:46 |
One! |
00:08:49 |
Two! |
00:08:51 |
Two! |
00:08:55 |
- Two and a half! |
00:08:57 |
Three! |
00:09:11 |
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! |
00:09:15 |
- You saw that, right? |
00:09:16 |
I was there. I witnessed it. |
00:09:19 |
Thanks. |
00:09:27 |
Come on. |
00:09:35 |
You've got Christ between your thighs, |
00:09:39 |
but with a shorter beard. |
00:09:42 |
- Mahalo. |
00:09:45 |
- Sex! |
00:09:47 |
- Okay. |
00:09:51 |
Petey? Petey? |
00:09:57 |
Sorry. I knocked a bunch. |
00:10:00 |
You were really out. |
00:10:03 |
Dakota Fanning and her people, |
00:10:06 |
She loves it here. |
00:10:08 |
Oh. |
00:10:10 |
So does that mean I have to leave the hotel? |
00:10:11 |
Ken found you a room. |
00:10:14 |
I'll take it, yeah. |
00:10:19 |
Are those sad tissues or happy tissues? |
00:10:26 |
Maybe you should just give me a minute. |
00:10:31 |
It was the only room available! |
00:10:34 |
I'm sure it was! |
00:10:39 |
- Hey, how's it going? |
00:10:42 |
Really? |
00:10:43 |
I think you got some pain behind |
00:10:47 |
Okay, you know what? |
00:10:48 |
I wanna stand up on a wave before I leave. |
00:10:50 |
I don't think you're ready yet, man. |
00:10:52 |
- I'm ready to ride giants, Koonu. |
00:11:17 |
Petey! |
00:11:24 |
- Hi. |
00:11:25 |
Miss Marshall, what can I do for you? |
00:11:27 |
Is there a place |
00:11:30 |
Yeah. Yeah, there's a really great place |
00:11:34 |
Perfect. |
00:11:36 |
- Do you want me to get you a map? |
00:11:37 |
Okay. |
00:11:39 |
So, this is where we are. |
00:11:42 |
Head down Kamehameha, |
00:11:46 |
And it should be right to the left. |
00:11:48 |
It might take, like, five minutes. |
00:11:50 |
- Great. Thank you. |
00:11:56 |
Um... |
00:11:58 |
- I saw you with Peter Bretter... |
00:12:01 |
...who's my ex-boyfriend. |
00:12:04 |
Oh, my God. I'm really sorry. |
00:12:07 |
- No. |
00:12:08 |
- It's not what you're... |
00:12:10 |
I'm just really glad |
00:12:12 |
- Gosh, no. |
00:12:15 |
- and you're very pretty. |
00:12:17 |
Gosh, you're, like, way prettier. |
00:12:20 |
No, you're, like, so pretty. |
00:12:24 |
Really? |
00:12:26 |
- Yeah. |
00:12:30 |
And one more thing about Peter. |
00:12:32 |
He's a really good guy. Really good. |
00:12:38 |
Yeah. |
00:12:40 |
Um... |
00:12:44 |
Please don't cry, Miss Marshall. |
00:12:47 |
God. Do you need me to get you a tissue? |
00:12:49 |
Oh, no, I'm good, I'm good. |
00:12:53 |
Okay. |
00:12:56 |
- Thank you, Rachel. |
00:13:09 |
Hey, ahoy, there! |
00:13:11 |
You surf, too? |
00:13:13 |
Good Lord, no. |
00:13:16 |
Getting in touch with the ocean and stuff. |
00:13:20 |
It was, yeah. |
00:13:23 |
I'm gonna head in. |
00:13:25 |
Before you go, actually, Peter, |
00:13:27 |
I was listening to Sarah's iPod |
00:13:29 |
and amidst the interminable dross |
00:13:33 |
I found one track that I quite liked. |
00:13:35 |
So I checked what it was, |
00:13:38 |
And it kind of reminded me of a dark, |
00:13:44 |
That's, like, exactly what I'm going for. |
00:13:46 |
Right, yeah. |
00:13:51 |
Fuck. |
00:13:54 |
Fuck, you're cool. |
00:13:57 |
It's so hard to say, |
00:14:04 |
but whatever. |
00:14:06 |
No accounting for taste, I suppose. |
00:14:09 |
She was with me for five years, |
00:14:12 |
Yeah, you got four on me there, mate. |
00:14:18 |
You slept with Sarah a year ago? |
00:14:20 |
I thought you knew! |
00:14:24 |
- What the fuck, man! You've... |
00:14:27 |
You can't be so casual about this! |
00:14:31 |
This isn't Europe, okay? |
00:14:33 |
I'm really sorry. |
00:14:36 |
I just hope this doesn't ruin our friendship. |
00:14:39 |
Well, what's that about? |
00:14:41 |
What do you think it's about? |
00:14:44 |
What about a code of the ocean? |
00:14:45 |
What about codes among men? |
00:14:46 |
You don't sleep |
00:14:47 |
- Think of... |
00:14:48 |
- All right, okay! All right! |
00:15:15 |
Oh, God! |
00:15:36 |
Koonu! This guy needs help! Koonu! |
00:15:42 |
- Should I call the front desk? |
00:15:45 |
Wow, you got coral right there in your leg! |
00:15:48 |
Can you get it out of my leg, please, |
00:15:49 |
Can you do something about that? |
00:15:50 |
I'd love to, you know, but hotel policy... |
00:15:54 |
They get all weirded out. Insurance... |
00:15:56 |
Koonu, can you call |
00:15:58 |
- Yeah. |
00:16:00 |
Koonu, call the front desk now! |
00:16:03 |
Okay, monster man. |
00:16:05 |
Pete, he's not gonna do nothing. |
00:16:07 |
I kind of have this thing about blood, okay? |
00:16:08 |
Look at it. It's raping my leg. |
00:16:12 |
One, two. |
00:16:14 |
- You can't get it out. |
00:16:16 |
- Get it out of me! |
00:16:19 |
Fuck my arse! |
00:16:21 |
Okay, I got it. It's all done. It's all over. |
00:16:24 |
Everything looks fine. |
00:16:28 |
It's all good! They're coming wiki wiki. |
00:16:31 |
Can you get some towels for me, please? |
00:16:35 |
You sound like you're from London. |
00:16:37 |
Yeah, I'm from London. |
00:16:45 |
What's going on? |
00:16:46 |
You fainted. |
00:16:50 |
- How's your friend? Is he all right? |
00:16:54 |
They gave him stitches, |
00:16:56 |
- Hey, you wanna hear something funny? |
00:16:58 |
Are you ready to laugh? |
00:17:00 |
Okay. |
00:17:02 |
Edward Scissorhands over there told me |
00:17:05 |
for a whole God damn year |
00:17:08 |
Shit. |
00:17:09 |
How about that, Sarah? |
00:17:11 |
I'm sorry, Peter. |
00:17:13 |
Pete, you shouldn't be up |
00:17:16 |
Please don't touch me. |
00:17:19 |
I'm not touching you. |
00:17:20 |
Will you just please sit? Please? |
00:17:24 |
All right, I'll sit down, |
00:17:26 |
not because you've asked me to sit, okay? |
00:17:30 |
Great. |
00:17:37 |
A year? |
00:17:39 |
Listen, I get it, okay? I just... |
00:17:42 |
I need to understand what I did |
00:17:45 |
Pete, it's not anything you did. |
00:17:51 |
You didn't do anything. |
00:17:55 |
Will you please cut the bullshit |
00:17:57 |
Fine. Cutting the bullshit. |
00:18:02 |
It got really hard to keep taking care of you |
00:18:04 |
I tried to get you out of the house. |
00:18:06 |
I tried to get you off your little island |
00:18:10 |
You didn't wanna see the light of day! |
00:18:12 |
God, there was one week |
00:18:21 |
You shall not pass! |
00:18:25 |
You know what? If they were Sean John |
00:18:28 |
But because they're Costco brand, |
00:18:31 |
That has nothing to do with it. |
00:18:35 |
I'm sorry that I didn't end up being |
00:18:39 |
I tried really hard. I promise you that. |
00:18:43 |
I think if you had just, maybe tried harder. |
00:18:46 |
I tried! |
00:18:48 |
You have no idea how hard I tried, Peter. |
00:18:51 |
I talked to a therapist. |
00:18:52 |
I talked to my mother. |
00:18:54 |
I took love seminars. I took sex seminars. |
00:18:57 |
None of it worked. |
00:18:59 |
And I couldn't drown with you any more. |
00:19:02 |
Don't you dare sit there |
00:19:07 |
I did. |
00:19:09 |
You were just too stupid to notice. |
00:19:43 |
Whoa. I thought you were gonna wear |
00:19:46 |
What? No. |
00:19:48 |
I mean, I do love that shirt you got me. |
00:19:50 |
I admire Sir Tommy Bahama an awful lot. |
00:19:53 |
He's a talented man, |
00:20:02 |
Wow, thank you. Yeah, Sarah got it for me. |
00:20:06 |
This is, like, way more convenient |
00:20:13 |
Awesome hat! |
00:20:14 |
Thank you. |
00:20:16 |
- I'm fucking with you! |
00:20:22 |
Sarah, can I use this lipstick, please? |
00:20:30 |
Sure. I don't care. |
00:20:35 |
I think it looks great. |
00:20:37 |
No, I like it. I didn't like it at first. |
00:20:40 |
Oh, bloody hell. This is a small resort. |
00:20:42 |
Hi, Peter. |
00:20:45 |
Hey. Wow. |
00:20:48 |
Aldous, Sarah, this is Rachel. |
00:20:50 |
Sarah bought me this shirt. |
00:20:53 |
I could've guessed that. Yeah. |
00:20:54 |
- Looks great. |
00:20:55 |
Looks awesome. |
00:20:57 |
- See. |
00:20:59 |
Mr Snow, I'm so sorry. |
00:21:04 |
You're gonna have to wait five minutes. |
00:21:05 |
I did not know you guys were coming. |
00:21:06 |
It's okay. It's not a problem. |
00:21:07 |
I didn't see you guys, so... |
00:21:09 |
There's really no need to weep. |
00:21:12 |
I'm not crying. |
00:21:15 |
It's no problem, honestly. |
00:21:18 |
- So, your table is ready, guys. |
00:21:21 |
Hey, have a lovely evening, you two. |
00:21:23 |
- Thank you. Have a great dinner, you guys. |
00:21:24 |
You're welcome to join us, obviously, |
00:21:26 |
- Okay. |
00:21:28 |
What? |
00:21:30 |
- Oh, okay. |
00:21:32 |
That's great. Awesome. |
00:21:33 |
Great. I'll just set two more places. |
00:21:34 |
- Okay. |
00:21:36 |
Awesome. |
00:21:37 |
So this is actually happening. |
00:21:42 |
I am so sorry. |
00:21:43 |
I never thought in a million years |
00:21:46 |
I did. |
00:21:47 |
What? I just accepted an invitation. |
00:21:50 |
It's got us in a terrible situation. |
00:21:51 |
Now I'm gonna have to sit with him |
00:21:53 |
You're wearing the shirt regardless. |
00:21:55 |
Australia is amazing. |
00:21:57 |
- I'm telling you. It is a great place to shoot. |
00:22:00 |
Rachel, you would love it. |
00:22:03 |
I wanna go. I really, really wanna go there. |
00:22:06 |
- Wait, so when's the movie coming out? |
00:22:09 |
It came out. |
00:22:11 |
- It was already released. |
00:22:15 |
Well, you know, it's an island. |
00:22:17 |
It's isolated. |
00:22:18 |
- Yeah. |
00:22:20 |
- Obviously. |
00:22:22 |
- The movie? |
00:22:25 |
- It was... |
00:22:27 |
I say, it's just a ridiculous premise. |
00:22:29 |
What would happen |
00:22:33 |
Why would a mobile phone kill anyone? |
00:22:35 |
How can a mobile phone have an agenda |
00:22:38 |
I told her that when she read the script. |
00:22:39 |
Yeah. You were the voice of reason, mate. |
00:22:41 |
I tried to be, but she didn't listen. |
00:22:43 |
Going around killing people. |
00:22:45 |
Why couldn't you just take the battery |
00:22:47 |
Right. That's it. The battle's over. |
00:22:49 |
- Yeah, we've won. |
00:22:51 |
Well, it's not for everyone, but it... |
00:22:53 |
No, it's ridiculous. Here's my favourite scene. |
00:22:55 |
Ring-ring. Hello? |
00:22:57 |
Right. It would never happen. |
00:22:59 |
No, it could never happen. |
00:23:01 |
It's a metaphor for addiction to technology. |
00:23:05 |
For society, |
00:23:09 |
I get it. I'm with you. |
00:23:10 |
It's a metaphor for a crap movie. |
00:23:11 |
Well, it was the right choice |
00:23:13 |
Sure. |
00:23:27 |
Well, this is awkward. |
00:23:32 |
Yeah? |
00:23:34 |
- It's a bit more awkward now. |
00:23:36 |
Hey, excuse me. |
00:23:39 |
- Sure. |
00:23:41 |
Mr Snow? |
00:23:42 |
Can I get cranberry juice |
00:23:44 |
Do you want cranberry juice |
00:23:46 |
Because I can probably rustle up either one. |
00:23:48 |
I don't care. |
00:23:50 |
Okay, great. |
00:24:00 |
Hey, can we get another bottle of wine? |
00:24:12 |
If I've learned anything from addiction, |
00:24:14 |
you know, life is as brief |
00:24:18 |
So if you're in a situation |
00:24:22 |
why not do the most interesting thing |
00:24:24 |
And by which, I don't mean |
00:24:26 |
have a chin-wag, a bit of a chat. |
00:24:27 |
Lose yourself in something |
00:24:31 |
Find something eternal, perpetual. |
00:24:37 |
I'm going to disagree. |
00:24:39 |
Respectfully, of course, sir. |
00:24:40 |
Maybe for you, that works. |
00:24:42 |
For me, it's much more enjoyable |
00:24:46 |
If you end up sleeping with them, |
00:24:47 |
But I like getting to know somebody. |
00:24:49 |
But he... |
00:24:51 |
What he's saying is that |
00:24:55 |
but he's joking. |
00:24:57 |
I ain't. No, I'm not joking. |
00:24:59 |
It's just what I believe, really. |
00:25:02 |
So... |
00:25:04 |
Just so we're clear and so I can hone in |
00:25:09 |
wade through all the bullshit, |
00:25:11 |
you're telling me |
00:25:14 |
to just fuck anyone, anywhere, anytime? |
00:25:16 |
- Yes. There it is. That's right. |
00:25:18 |
Not so eloquently |
00:25:21 |
But ultimately, yes, that is... |
00:25:23 |
Oh, no! Not the shirt! |
00:25:25 |
Take my eyes, but not the shirt. Mmm. |
00:25:28 |
Yeah, that's pretty much |
00:25:31 |
When you're done making jokes, |
00:25:33 |
Do you know what? I think I've improved it, |
00:25:36 |
I think I deserve a design award. |
00:25:37 |
Please get some seltzer water. |
00:25:39 |
- Garçon, could we get some... |
00:25:43 |
- Okay. |
00:25:45 |
No, it's all right. It's not there. Let me... |
00:25:47 |
You're very diligent. I appreciate it. |
00:25:48 |
Let go of the glass now. |
00:25:50 |
Bless you. There you are. |
00:25:52 |
Oh, me, oh, my. |
00:25:55 |
- Call the doctor. |
00:26:05 |
- I love Hawaii. |
00:26:08 |
Yeah, it's nice, |
00:26:12 |
Any more than that, I know I'd go crazy, |
00:26:13 |
because I think that |
00:26:17 |
for people who can't deal |
00:26:22 |
Yeah, you know, there's so few |
00:26:27 |
Gosh, it's such a hard life. |
00:26:39 |
I like living here. |
00:26:43 |
- Anyone need any more vino? |
00:26:48 |
I've a question for you real quick, Mr S. |
00:26:50 |
I was actually meaning to ask you, |
00:26:53 |
Did you get it? Did you get it? |
00:26:55 |
Oh, no. I was gonna listen to that, |
00:26:58 |
but then I just carried on living my life. |
00:27:04 |
Not at all? |
00:27:05 |
No, I didn't, because, you know, |
00:27:09 |
and they weren't good. |
00:27:12 |
You know what, dude? |
00:27:16 |
I can't yell right now because I'll get fired. |
00:27:18 |
My boss will hear me, |
00:27:19 |
and then I won't be able |
00:27:21 |
But you know what? You're an asshole. |
00:27:23 |
I bought all your records. |
00:27:25 |
This whole fucking time, I've been trying |
00:27:27 |
I'm gonna have people fuck with your food |
00:27:31 |
I like him. That was quite moving. |
00:27:48 |
Wait, wait, wait. |
00:27:50 |
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. |
00:27:53 |
Are you sure that you're not, |
00:27:55 |
Jesus, would you stop being so sensitive. |
00:28:23 |
Aldous. |
00:28:25 |
Wake up. |
00:28:26 |
- Aldous. Wake up. |
00:28:29 |
Make love to me. |
00:28:33 |
All right. You go on top, though, |
00:28:50 |
Listen. |
00:28:54 |
Yes! Yes! |
00:28:58 |
- Yeah. |
00:29:00 |
- Oh, yes! |
00:29:04 |
- Yeah! Oh, God! |
00:29:10 |
- Right there! |
00:29:12 |
- Yes! |
00:29:14 |
This is the best sex ever! |
00:29:16 |
Yeah, all right, that'll do. |
00:29:19 |
What? |
00:29:21 |
I made a mistake coming here with you. |
00:29:26 |
And I'm not done either! |
00:29:29 |
- Please shut up! Okay. |
00:29:31 |
You're still involved with him next door, |
00:29:34 |
Excuse me? |
00:29:35 |
You should've seen yourself |
00:29:37 |
Then we come back here, |
00:29:41 |
I mean, I've heard that |
00:29:44 |
but I've never seen one. |
00:29:45 |
It really deeply upset me. |
00:29:47 |
You should have seen yourself at dinner. |
00:29:50 |
"Oh, I'm Aldous |
00:29:54 |
"No, no drinks for me, thanks. |
00:29:56 |
"Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. " |
00:29:58 |
That's a really reductive impression. |
00:30:00 |
If I wanted to see you act badly, |
00:30:03 |
which, obviously, I can't now, |
00:30:05 |
Oh, my God, you're such a prick. |
00:30:07 |
And you know what? |
00:30:08 |
Let me tell you something |
00:30:11 |
That is Buddhist. That is Nordic. |
00:30:15 |
They are completely conflicting ideologies. |
00:30:17 |
And that does not make you |
00:30:19 |
It makes you full of shit. |
00:30:25 |
Was that genuine or did you fake that? |
00:30:29 |
Right. I'm gonna probably clear off now. |
00:30:33 |
I'll have a little sleep for a few hours, |
00:30:35 |
then I'm gonna probably go |
00:30:43 |
I hate your music. |
00:30:45 |
Yeah, well, |
00:30:54 |
Are you sleeping? |
00:30:57 |
Not any more. |
00:31:03 |
I know that I'm leaving in a couple of days, |
00:31:09 |
what the hell this means, |
00:31:15 |
but I really like spending time with you a lot. |
00:31:21 |
I know. Me too. |
00:31:31 |
Hey. |
00:31:38 |
Good morning. |
00:31:42 |
Where are you going? |
00:31:43 |
The Korean Textile Manufacturer's Luau. |
00:31:46 |
- Just kill me. |
00:31:49 |
Joy. |
00:31:52 |
I want you to know |
00:31:56 |
I know you did. |
00:31:59 |
I did, too. |
00:32:03 |
- Can I see you again tonight? |
00:32:07 |
- I get off at 7:00. |
00:32:09 |
Bye. |
00:32:13 |
Sir, morning mai tai. |
00:32:15 |
You know what? |
00:32:16 |
I actually will not be having |
00:32:47 |
Jump! Jump! Jump! |
00:33:07 |
Hey. Morning, mate. |
00:33:10 |
- How are you today? |
00:33:14 |
Am I okay? I'm better than okay, my friend. |
00:33:16 |
You seem sprightly. |
00:33:17 |
I... |
00:33:19 |
I had a great time last night. |
00:33:21 |
- Congratulations. Well done. Well done. |
00:33:24 |
What about you? What's with the bag? |
00:33:26 |
Right, yeah. I'm off back to England, mate. |
00:33:29 |
Oh, you and Sarah are going to England. |
00:33:30 |
No, no, no. I'm just going alone. |
00:33:34 |
- Yeah. |
00:33:35 |
Yeah, it was really... How you served |
00:33:39 |
You deserve a medal or a holiday |
00:33:43 |
You were only here for a week. |
00:33:45 |
Well, I don't know. |
00:33:47 |
was like going on holiday with, |
00:33:52 |
but certainly Goebbels. |
00:33:55 |
Jesus. |
00:33:56 |
Hey, listen, at least it's clear now |
00:34:00 |
Oh... |
00:34:02 |
No, no. No. |
00:34:04 |
You know what? |
00:34:07 |
and I want to see that through. |
00:34:09 |
Well, maybe you could have both of them. |
00:34:12 |
They got on all right, didn't they, at dinner? |
00:34:15 |
You know what? |
00:34:17 |
And even if I was, I don't think that I have |
00:34:22 |
Yeah. It's a gift. |
00:34:23 |
I will say, |
00:34:26 |
handle with care, because, you know... |
00:34:31 |
Okay. Well, I think my ride's here. |
00:34:32 |
So I'm gonna skedaddle then |
00:34:35 |
Before life gets any more daft. |
00:34:37 |
Is someone gonna take that? |
00:34:38 |
Listen, don't let them grind you down. |
00:34:42 |
Take it easy. |
00:34:43 |
Hey, look at my driver. |
00:34:50 |
He said it was clear I wasn't over you. |
00:34:55 |
And then he left. |
00:34:57 |
Fucking prick. |
00:35:00 |
And then I started thinking, |
00:35:04 |
What if I'm not over you? |
00:35:08 |
- Sarah... |
00:35:18 |
What if I made |
00:35:23 |
- Sarah. |
00:35:25 |
- Sarah. |
00:35:28 |
Stop pulling my face towards your face. |
00:35:30 |
Why? |
00:35:32 |
You don't like it? |
00:35:33 |
Listen, pulling my shirt towards you |
00:35:38 |
Let's spend one more night here together, |
00:35:42 |
And we'll just pretend |
00:35:44 |
...face reality. No. |
00:35:46 |
No. I love you. |
00:35:48 |
That's not fair. |
00:35:53 |
Please, Peter. |
00:35:57 |
- Tell me you're sorry. |
00:36:02 |
I missed you. |
00:36:09 |
I'm sorry. |
00:36:13 |
God, I missed you, Peter. |
00:36:22 |
All right. |
00:36:23 |
Get hard for me, Pete. Get hard for me. |
00:36:27 |
- I know what I'm supposed to do. |
00:36:29 |
Just do it. Come on. Get hard. |
00:36:31 |
- I'm trying. |
00:36:33 |
- Here. Just let me do it for a second. |
00:36:37 |
I really want you, Peter. I missed you. |
00:36:40 |
You don't want help? |
00:36:41 |
- You don't want help? Uh-huh. |
00:36:45 |
Do you want my hands? |
00:36:46 |
Maybe just don't talk for a second |
00:36:50 |
Do you want my mouth? |
00:36:51 |
- Yeah, maybe your mouth. |
00:37:02 |
What's the problem, Peter? |
00:37:05 |
- I don't know... |
00:37:07 |
You can keep trying if you want. |
00:37:13 |
What's wrong with you? |
00:37:15 |
- Nothing is wrong with me, okay? |
00:37:17 |
- No, I didn't... |
00:37:19 |
Okay. Well, did you... You know what? |
00:37:21 |
Did you drink today? |
00:37:23 |
Excuse me. |
00:37:25 |
No, I haven't had anything to drink today. |
00:37:30 |
Maybe the problem is that |
00:37:34 |
and so my cock doesn't want |
00:37:38 |
Ever! |
00:37:41 |
Because you know what I just realised? |
00:37:43 |
You're the God damn devil. Okay? |
00:37:51 |
Wedding in Hawaii! Real original! |
00:38:04 |
- Hey. |
00:38:07 |
- Sarah and Aldous broke up this morning. |
00:38:10 |
So I went to check on Sarah, and... |
00:38:16 |
Listen, I'm here |
00:38:18 |
Some stuff happened. |
00:38:20 |
I'm really, really sorry that it did, |
00:38:22 |
but I'm also really glad that it did, because |
00:38:25 |
I'm able to see so clearly now |
00:38:30 |
What stuff? |
00:38:34 |
I went up to make sure that she was okay, |
00:38:39 |
But now everything is fine. |
00:38:41 |
And I need you to understand |
00:38:43 |
that I meant everything that I said |
00:38:45 |
What exactly happened, Peter? |
00:38:46 |
We fooled around a little bit. |
00:38:48 |
Shut the fuck up, |
00:38:53 |
All right. I went to her room, |
00:38:58 |
And I felt like I should comfort her. |
00:39:00 |
And then she started kissing me |
00:39:04 |
And then the next thing I knew, |
00:39:06 |
because she had been kissing me |
00:39:08 |
Then she started taking my clothes off, |
00:39:15 |
Then she performed |
00:39:18 |
Okay. Peter, you can leave now. |
00:39:20 |
- At the most. Maximum. |
00:39:22 |
Rachel, please don't do this. |
00:39:24 |
The only reason I'm telling you this |
00:39:26 |
Listen to me, Peter. |
00:39:28 |
I was a mess, too. I understand. Okay? |
00:39:31 |
But it does not excuse |
00:39:34 |
Listen, I know that |
00:39:37 |
but I'm not like every other asshole. |
00:39:39 |
You should not be with anybody right now. |
00:39:42 |
Anybody. |
00:39:45 |
I know... |
00:39:47 |
I know that there is something here. |
00:39:49 |
I know that I was not wrong about that. |
00:39:50 |
And, yes, it's only been four days, |
00:39:59 |
I need you to leave. |
00:40:02 |
Do not write me. Do not call me. |
00:40:12 |
Peter, I need you to go. |
00:40:18 |
I won't bother you any more. |
00:40:21 |
I'm sorry. |
00:40:29 |
I don't know what to do. |
00:40:39 |
Hey, brother, what you doing, huh? |
00:40:41 |
I want you to put it back right now. |
00:40:43 |
Listen, give me the picture. |
00:40:46 |
Doo-doo paper. |
00:40:48 |
Give me the picture. |
00:40:52 |
Don't be stupid, brother. |
00:40:56 |
You can hit me as many times as you want. |
00:40:58 |
Oh, yeah. |
00:41:06 |
No, no, no. |
00:41:28 |
Aloha, I'm Sarah Marshall |
00:41:32 |
And when I'm not scrubbing for evidence, |
00:41:33 |
I'm flying Hawaiian Airlines |
00:41:37 |
Now sit back |
00:41:39 |
I know I will. Mahalo. |
00:41:41 |
Everybody hates you |
00:41:45 |
Everybody wishes that you were dead |
00:41:48 |
Because, Peter, you suck |
00:41:50 |
Peter, you suck |
00:41:51 |
Peter, your music is fucking terrible |
00:41:55 |
Peter, you suck |
00:41:56 |
Peter, you suck |
00:41:58 |
Peter, you don't do anything of value |
00:42:01 |
Peter, you suck |
00:42:03 |
Write some music but instead |
00:42:07 |
It's so self-loathing |
00:42:09 |
Go see a psychiatrist |
00:42:12 |
Well, go see one anyway |
00:42:13 |
I don't like the psychiatrist |
00:42:15 |
You need to go and see one |
00:42:16 |
See a psychiatrist |
00:42:18 |
I'm not going |
00:42:53 |
It's getting kind of hard to believe |
00:43:44 |
I don't understand |
00:43:45 |
Because, D, he... |
00:43:47 |
She licked the tip. That doesn't count. |
00:43:49 |
- Of course it counts. He... |
00:43:52 |
He refused a blowjob |
00:43:55 |
Do you know what that's like for a man? |
00:43:58 |
This guy is like Gandhi, but better. |
00:44:00 |
He likes puppets. |
00:44:01 |
I love puppets. |
00:44:04 |
I love Fraggle Rock. I love Lamb Chop. |
00:44:07 |
Sesame Street, Bert and Ernie, |
00:44:14 |
This is a song that |
00:44:18 |
On the night I'm dying |
00:44:20 |
Sorry for all the wrong I've done |
00:44:23 |
I'm finished trying |
00:44:25 |
It was a wonderful dream |
00:44:30 |
There he is |
00:44:31 |
The demon |
00:44:34 |
I've come to slay you |
00:44:35 |
Here I am! |
00:44:37 |
I'll leave you bleeding in my dungeon |
00:44:39 |
I'll never obey you |
00:44:43 |
Please, Mr Van Helsing |
00:44:48 |
He is just a man who wishes to be free |
00:44:53 |
Lay him in a hearse |
00:44:56 |
He is the worst! |
00:45:10 |
Don't go my love |
00:45:13 |
I can't say goodbye |
00:45:17 |
My reign is done |
00:45:21 |
It's time to die |
00:45:27 |
I'm pregnant |
00:45:28 |
Dracula |
00:45:30 |
What have I done? |
00:45:31 |
Has flown above |
00:45:34 |
Who killed Dracula? |
00:45:35 |
But he found a taste |
00:45:38 |
A taste for love |
00:45:41 |
My life is a lie |
00:45:44 |
Sweet Dracula |
00:45:49 |
I'll never see him again |
00:45:53 |
Until my death |
00:45:56 |
What a wonderful dream |
00:45:59 |
To find a taste for love |
00:46:04 |
A taste for love |
00:46:38 |
Wow. You came. |
00:46:43 |
Peter, this is great. |
00:46:45 |
- It was really funny. Yeah. |
00:46:48 |
You know what? |
00:46:50 |
and then someone told me that, |
00:46:56 |
- How long are you in town for? |
00:46:59 |
- Bold. |
00:47:00 |
Yeah, you know, I'm kind of |
00:47:04 |
- Congratulations. |
00:47:10 |
You never called. |
00:47:13 |
You told me not to. And I listened. |
00:47:17 |
- Right. |
00:47:19 |
I might have called once and hung up. |
00:47:22 |
- No. No. |
00:47:25 |
No. |
00:47:27 |
Maybe. |
00:47:28 |
Peter! |
00:47:30 |
Well, you should probably go back. |
00:47:31 |
Would you like to hang out |
00:47:33 |
- Maybe we could go to dinner or... |
00:47:36 |
- Still have my number? |
00:47:38 |
- Go. |
00:47:41 |
Yeah, yeah. Go mingle. |
00:47:46 |
Hey, Peter! |
00:47:48 |
Come over here and meet my mom! |
00:47:49 |
- Go, go. |
00:47:52 |
- Hey, Peter. |
00:47:54 |
The play was sick, man. Good work. |
00:47:56 |
- Nice job. |
00:47:58 |
So cool! |
00:47:59 |
Peter, congratulations. |
00:48:01 |
I just wanted to say thank you. |
00:48:04 |
Oh, good. You know what? |
00:48:07 |
- 'cause I'm getting a chafe. Okay. |
00:48:08 |
- Congratulations. |
00:48:35 |
Hey, Peter? |
00:48:40 |
I was just calling you. |
00:48:48 |
- Wow. |
00:48:51 |
- I'm sorry. |
00:48:55 |
Can you please stop laughing? |
00:48:59 |
I missed you. |
00:49:01 |
I just... |
00:49:03 |
You know, I actually wanted to tell you |
00:49:55 |
This fall, Sarah Marshall is back |
00:49:59 |
Your wife had no enemies |
00:50:03 |
Get ready for the most daring show |
00:50:06 |
- Just came home, and she was lying there. |
00:50:09 |
In a world |
00:50:15 |
Charlie, who's Franco Marconi? |
00:50:18 |
- No. No. |
00:50:21 |
Go with your animal instincts. |
00:50:23 |
|
00:50:27 |
- How did you know? |
00:50:32 |
Sarah Marshall returns on Animal Instincts. |
00:50:36 |
Life's a bitch. |
00:50:37 |
And where you're going, |