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10 Items Or Less
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| 00:00:18 |
[train crossing bell ringing] |
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[boat horns blaring] |
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[truck horn blowing] |
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[Man] |
| 00:00:58 |
Packy. |
| 00:01:00 |
Yeah. |
| 00:01:02 |
Damn it! Damn it! |
| 00:01:05 |
l swear. Dude, we're gonna find it. |
| 00:01:08 |
So you're driving for the picture? |
| 00:01:11 |
Donny's my cousin. |
| 00:01:13 |
Ah, yeah. |
| 00:01:15 |
l'm kinda like the all-purpose |
| 00:01:18 |
Your cousin? |
| 00:01:22 |
And this is his first picture. |
| 00:01:23 |
Yeah, you know. |
| 00:01:26 |
l guess that thing we did |
| 00:01:30 |
This is like his first film. Movie. |
| 00:01:33 |
ls he good with actors? |
| 00:01:36 |
Uh-- |
| 00:01:37 |
You're kinda like the first actor |
| 00:01:43 |
But l know he's fucking |
| 00:01:45 |
You're playing the store manager. |
| 00:01:47 |
Well, now, l haven't committed yet. |
| 00:01:49 |
This is just research, you know? |
| 00:01:51 |
Just take a look at the location. |
| 00:01:56 |
Research, get a feel for the character. |
| 00:01:58 |
So, Donny says you haven't |
| 00:02:01 |
or something like that. |
| 00:02:02 |
Well, not four. |
| 00:02:04 |
lt's a long fucking time, right? |
| 00:02:07 |
Well, l mean, you know, |
| 00:02:09 |
lt's not like l haven't had offers. |
| 00:02:11 |
So you're back! |
| 00:02:13 |
How does it feel? |
| 00:02:16 |
Well, l wouldn't exactly |
| 00:02:20 |
Not ''back'' back, you know? |
| 00:02:22 |
Not like ''comeback'' back. |
| 00:02:26 |
Just a little independent thing. |
| 00:02:30 |
Oh. |
| 00:02:33 |
l mean, if it flies, fine. |
| 00:02:35 |
And if it doesn't, |
| 00:02:39 |
lt's like a blow job. |
| 00:02:43 |
Yeah. Like a cinematic blow job. |
| 00:02:46 |
No shit. |
| 00:02:48 |
All right, this is so-- |
| 00:02:50 |
This is so fucking uncool, l know. |
| 00:02:54 |
l mean-- Hey, would you mind |
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Any part. Any part is fine. |
| 00:03:02 |
l have no idea |
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The thing-- |
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You did this so well. |
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Anything, really. |
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?? [theme from Titanic] |
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Uh, no, no, no. |
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[actor's voice] |
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Wait, wait. |
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Her ivory hand grasped firmly, |
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with the hush of luxury. |
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And there-- |
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Here you go! |
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her eyes filled with the glory, |
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Man. |
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Modest motherfucker. |
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l'm telling you, it's not me. |
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The soles of his leather-- |
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What else you been doin' |
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That's not me, man. |
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All right, first of all-- |
| 00:03:52 |
l would never-- |
| 00:03:55 |
l would never choose those rhythms. |
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You know what l'm saying? |
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You get a scene like that, |
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You don't play the obvious. |
| 00:04:05 |
Run it by me again. |
| 00:04:07 |
Yeah. |
| 00:04:10 |
Her brim swept up, |
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No, see, he's all |
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He's totally disconnected. |
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l wouldn't-- l wouldn't have a-- |
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''Earth received her step. |
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''Brim up, |
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''her eyes encompassed the glory, |
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the spectacle, that was Titanic. '' |
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Oh, my God! What? |
| 00:04:38 |
?? [Latino rap] |
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[tires screeching] |
| 00:04:53 |
[tires screeching] |
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So. This is-- |
| 00:05:12 |
You gonna remember how we got here? |
| 00:05:14 |
Yeah, l'm down with the map, |
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So, how do you wanna-- |
| 00:05:21 |
How do you want to handle this? |
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Sneak me in |
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For what? |
| 00:05:31 |
This is fine. |
| 00:05:33 |
So, how long do you need? |
| 00:05:36 |
You don't stay? |
| 00:05:38 |
Frickin' Porta Potties in Brea, |
| 00:05:42 |
You remember which way we-- |
| 00:05:44 |
[laughs] |
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l'm just-- lt's a joke. |
| 00:05:52 |
An hour or so should do it. |
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Okay. |
| 00:05:59 |
Now, you will be coming back? |
| 00:06:01 |
Yeah. Hey, good field trip, all right? |
| 00:06:04 |
And man, seriously-- |
| 00:06:08 |
[tires screeching] |
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?? [mariachi] |
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[phone ringing] |
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[ringing] |
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?? [man singing mariachi] |
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[ringing continues] |
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[clatters] |
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[whispering in Spanish] |
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?? [humming] |
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[Woman] |
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[feedback whistling] |
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You're not gonna take it. |
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Stop squeezing the shit out of it |
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l'm watching you, cabrón. |
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You gonna pick it or do l? |
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Your mama didn't teach you how to count? |
| 00:09:00 |
Let's go. |
| 00:09:04 |
Fine. More for me. |
| 00:09:10 |
Lee. |
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[cash register whirring] |
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Come on. |
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$16.60. |
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Get a milk. |
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Vamos. |
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[steady beeping] |
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Leel |
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Can you not do that? |
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Sorry. l was just-- |
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l saw you come in. |
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ls this bothering you? |
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l mean, am l bothering you standing here? |
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You are three feet from my face. |
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Sorry. |
| 00:10:50 |
Well, where should l-- |
| 00:10:55 |
$24.50. No receipt. |
| 00:11:02 |
Oh. |
| 00:11:11 |
Give me that. |
| 00:11:15 |
How do you do that? |
| 00:11:18 |
How do you-- |
| 00:11:22 |
l'm terrible with numbers. |
| 00:11:25 |
You got prices, you got totals. |
| 00:11:27 |
How many can there be? |
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Do you have to train for that? |
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l mean, to remember all that? |
| 00:11:36 |
Some special training? |
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l'm too A.D.D. |
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So you-- |
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Oh, l mean, you're good. |
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Wow. |
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Does the manager |
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l mean, with the numbers? |
| 00:12:00 |
What about the other one? |
| 00:12:03 |
l mean, she's not |
| 00:12:06 |
Why, no. Not while she sits on her ass! |
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But then, l guess you don't have to |
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Kiss it. |
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Bitch. |
| 00:12:20 |
That puta gets the gold lane |
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and l carry the floor. |
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You tell me how smart l am. |
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l wasn't aware there |
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You are looking at them. |
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Ten items or less. |
| 00:12:38 |
You been standing there. |
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You see one jerk not try |
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Always a fight. |
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So, this is the less desirable lane. |
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This? This is where |
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Look at this. Look at-- |
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Even the register sucks. |
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ln ltaly, they give long receipts |
| 00:13:02 |
Toll-takers on the highway. |
| 00:13:04 |
Sort of a projection of length, |
| 00:13:09 |
Why are you here? |
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l was hopin' to see the manager. |
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But l guess he's not here. |
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l don't know. |
| 00:13:19 |
No, no. lt's okay. |
| 00:13:22 |
What did you want with him? |
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l'm just doing a little research. |
| 00:13:27 |
You're a cop? |
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No! Ha! No, no. |
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l'm-l'm-- |
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l know who you are. |
| 00:13:34 |
You do? |
| 00:13:37 |
You saw that? |
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Only shit we see. |
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Yeah, well, l'm-- |
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And you are? |
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Did l tell you? |
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Research for what? |
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A project. |
| 00:14:00 |
What the hell does |
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Uh, film. You know. |
| 00:14:04 |
Little-- Uh, nothing |
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Just-- |
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Yeah. |
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[sighs] |
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Scarlet. That's your name. |
| 00:14:16 |
Yeah. |
| 00:14:18 |
Yeah. Good strong name, Scarlet. |
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Beautiful name. |
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lt's the lead in a movie name. |
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What would you |
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Everything. Everything. |
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Well, for instance, do you know... |
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that you change hands |
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You got this rhythm thing going. |
| 00:14:42 |
Are you shitting me? |
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No, it's just details. |
| 00:14:47 |
That's all character is, behavior. |
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You have to build it. |
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For instance, this blouse |
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under this smock? |
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That's a choice, right? |
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What does it say to us, |
| 00:15:00 |
lt says that she's here |
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She's doing it, |
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You see what l'm saying? |
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Or, it's very uncomfortable. |
| 00:15:09 |
Some sort of a poly blend? |
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Hard to say. |
| 00:15:13 |
l don't do well with wool. |
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Manager doesn't have |
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Might have a problem with it. |
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Are all actors like you? |
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[sighs] |
| 00:15:31 |
[sighs] |
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ls that him? |
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Oh. Oh, the vest is great. |
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[sighs] |
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Deaf! |
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How am l supposed |
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?? [mariachi] |
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?? [mariachi] |
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[Scarlet] |
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?? [mariachi continues] |
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[speaking Spanish] |
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[feedback squeals, amplified thumping] |
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Hello? |
| 00:18:11 |
Hello? Hello? |
| 00:18:15 |
Hello? |
| 00:18:17 |
Scarletl |
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What are you doing? |
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You're doing a wonderful job, Scarlet. |
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Customers, please note |
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being done by our employee |
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And you'll find there's no waiting |
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where our full service checker |
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Hey, fuck off. |
| 00:18:51 |
[feedback squeals] |
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?? [melodic] |
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[cash register whirring] |
| 00:19:07 |
Why the hurry? |
| 00:19:09 |
Because. l was supposed to |
| 00:19:13 |
And if l just leave Lee here, |
| 00:19:15 |
the place will probably |
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Robbed? |
| 00:19:22 |
Where do you think you are? |
| 00:19:24 |
Really? |
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l'm sick of taking care |
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But wait. |
| 00:19:34 |
Don't stay too long. |
| 00:19:37 |
Well, wait a minute. Couldn't |
| 00:19:40 |
l gotta go. |
| 00:19:45 |
Aren't you supposed |
| 00:19:48 |
There's some little |
| 00:19:51 |
Yeah, yeah. |
| 00:19:53 |
He was supposed to be here |
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You think he's coming? |
| 00:19:59 |
Do l know him? |
| 00:20:02 |
Well, what if he's lost? |
| 00:20:05 |
l-l forgot my cell phone. |
| 00:20:08 |
Darn. So did l. |
| 00:20:11 |
Use the pay phone, |
| 00:20:13 |
Well, see, the thing is, l-- |
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l don't have a phone number for him. |
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and he didn't give me |
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He told me he was |
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So no ride. |
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No. |
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And there's no one you can call? |
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No. l don't know the-- |
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l mean, it's just a shitty little |
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l haven't even committed yet. |
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So call home. |
| 00:20:40 |
See? See? |
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A clear mind. |
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[chuckling] |
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[digs for change in register] |
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Thank you. |
| 00:20:55 |
Oh. |
| 00:21:01 |
[sighs] |
| 00:21:05 |
l don't remember the number. |
| 00:21:09 |
We had the phone numbers changed |
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For security, |
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You don't know |
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What are you, 12? |
| 00:21:20 |
You don't know your |
| 00:21:22 |
Not this week. |
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[scoffs] |
| 00:21:26 |
Can't you call a cab? |
| 00:21:28 |
[snorts] |
| 00:21:29 |
Think they'd take a card? |
| 00:21:32 |
Diner's Club? |
| 00:21:34 |
Are you kidding? |
| 00:21:35 |
What? |
| 00:21:38 |
Jesus. |
| 00:21:39 |
What do you people do |
| 00:21:42 |
Who do you normally call? |
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Manager. |
| 00:21:45 |
Agent! |
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Hi. lt's me. |
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The other me. |
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Ye-- |
| 00:22:02 |
Oh. |
| 00:22:04 |
Oh. |
| 00:22:06 |
Okay. Thank you. |
| 00:22:21 |
Hi. |
| 00:22:22 |
ls he in? |
| 00:22:26 |
Really? |
| 00:22:27 |
When? |
| 00:22:31 |
Oh. |
| 00:22:33 |
Right. Okay. |
| 00:22:37 |
Thank you. |
| 00:22:41 |
What? |
| 00:22:44 |
lt's no good. |
| 00:22:47 |
lt's a Jewish holiday. |
| 00:22:49 |
Today? |
| 00:22:50 |
Tomorrow. |
| 00:22:54 |
Then who were you talking with? |
| 00:22:57 |
The, uh-- the switchboard. |
| 00:23:00 |
So, everyone else? |
| 00:23:02 |
Gone. |
| 00:23:03 |
They're all Jewish? |
| 00:23:05 |
They are today. |
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[sighs] |
| 00:23:09 |
Look... l don't know |
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l got to be somewhere. |
| 00:23:14 |
l'm-l'm already late. |
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And l got shit l got to do first, and-- |
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[sighs] |
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And if l leave you, |
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l can't believe this. |
| 00:23:32 |
Okay. Shit. |
| 00:23:34 |
But l got shit l got to do first, so... |
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you're just going to have |
| 00:23:42 |
Hold this. |
| 00:23:49 |
Ah, that's a hell of a trick. |
| 00:23:50 |
Quick change between scenes. |
| 00:23:53 |
Me, l can't put on two socks in an hour. |
| 00:23:56 |
Oh, that's good on you, that blue. |
| 00:23:59 |
That's my secret, you know? |
| 00:24:01 |
Brings out that youthful glow |
| 00:24:04 |
Huh, that's not after-school wear. |
| 00:24:07 |
What, a quick stop at the Red Onion? |
| 00:24:08 |
ls that the action here? |
| 00:24:11 |
A little wrinkled here. |
| 00:24:12 |
Oh, damn it! |
| 00:24:14 |
You forgot something. |
| 00:24:16 |
What did you forget? |
| 00:24:17 |
Fucking keys. |
| 00:24:20 |
Not mine. |
| 00:24:21 |
You forgot somebody else's keys. |
| 00:24:23 |
Whose keys did you forget? |
| 00:24:24 |
My ex-husband's. |
| 00:24:26 |
Oh, you're not old enough |
| 00:24:30 |
How old are you? |
| 00:24:32 |
Twenty-five. |
| 00:24:35 |
Old enough to have an ex-husband. |
| 00:24:37 |
So, you took his keys? |
| 00:24:39 |
His keys. My car. |
| 00:24:42 |
[sighs] |
| 00:24:44 |
How long were you married? |
| 00:24:45 |
Still am. |
| 00:24:47 |
You're still-- |
| 00:24:50 |
Can't afford the divorce yet. |
| 00:24:51 |
Ah. |
| 00:24:53 |
So, why the split? |
| 00:24:56 |
[Him] |
| 00:24:58 |
what do you think? |
| 00:24:59 |
Uh, married too young |
| 00:25:03 |
What? |
| 00:25:04 |
He fucks other women |
| 00:25:06 |
Got it. |
| 00:25:07 |
?? [hip hop] |
| 00:25:08 |
?? [hip hop] |
| 00:25:13 |
Yo, esel |
| 00:25:16 |
Hey, man! How you doing? |
| 00:25:19 |
Whoo hoo hoo! |
| 00:25:21 |
See that? |
| 00:25:22 |
Haven't done a movie in four years. |
| 00:25:24 |
[car horn honking] |
| 00:25:31 |
Ha! Star Mobile. |
| 00:25:32 |
God, l feel at home already. |
| 00:25:44 |
This your neighborhood? |
| 00:25:46 |
Nice. Real...texture. |
| 00:25:50 |
What do you think a place |
| 00:25:53 |
l always wanted to get a place, |
| 00:25:56 |
that's just for meetings. |
| 00:25:58 |
Where are we again? |
| 00:26:04 |
This your place? |
| 00:26:07 |
No. |
| 00:26:15 |
Oh, check stand number one. |
| 00:26:20 |
l need my keys. |
| 00:26:23 |
Hmm. Tell Bobby l want my keys |
| 00:26:27 |
Tell him yourself. |
| 00:26:29 |
Damn, it stinks. |
| 00:26:31 |
The manager. |
| 00:26:33 |
What the fuck are you doing here? |
| 00:26:35 |
Hey, you're supposed to be on the floor. |
| 00:26:37 |
l don't know. |
| 00:26:39 |
Give me my keys. |
| 00:26:43 |
Who's this? |
| 00:26:44 |
[sighs] |
| 00:26:45 |
Hey. No, no. |
| 00:26:47 |
What the fuck is he doing here? |
| 00:26:49 |
Research. |
| 00:26:52 |
What, on you? |
| 00:26:54 |
What are you, |
| 00:26:56 |
No, asshole. |
| 00:26:58 |
Oh, a project, huh? |
| 00:27:01 |
No, it's nothing l've committed to yet. |
| 00:27:04 |
He can't get home, Bobby. |
| 00:27:06 |
Give me my keys. |
| 00:27:07 |
He can't call someone? |
| 00:27:09 |
They're all Jewish. |
| 00:27:12 |
So they don't drive? |
| 00:27:14 |
Well, what she's trying to say is, |
| 00:27:18 |
See, we had a little |
| 00:27:19 |
and we changed |
| 00:27:21 |
Scarlet, Scarlet, what the |
| 00:27:24 |
Huh? Don't-- don't tell me. |
| 00:27:26 |
You're going on that |
| 00:27:28 |
lnterview? |
| 00:27:30 |
Scar, baby, |
| 00:27:33 |
You really think anybody's gonna |
| 00:27:36 |
l mean, you've never even |
| 00:27:38 |
[scoffs] |
| 00:27:39 |
l thought she was the grocery hump. |
| 00:27:42 |
Hey, at least someone got pregnant. |
| 00:27:52 |
That cash was mine. |
| 00:27:54 |
Now give it to me and give me |
| 00:27:57 |
You know, l saw you walk out with that |
| 00:28:01 |
You're gonna pay that back, right? |
| 00:28:02 |
l did. For three years. |
| 00:28:05 |
Hey, Scarlet... |
| 00:28:09 |
Hey, Lorraine, have another |
| 00:28:14 |
Come on. |
| 00:28:19 |
Give me my keys. |
| 00:28:23 |
[keys jingling] |
| 00:28:25 |
Bobby, give me the keys. |
| 00:28:27 |
Hey, come on. Don't. |
| 00:28:28 |
Bobby, give me the keys. |
| 00:28:29 |
[Bobby screaming] |
| 00:28:31 |
[Bobby] |
| 00:28:33 |
[Scarlet speaking Spanish] |
| 00:28:34 |
[Bobby] |
| 00:28:36 |
What? |
| 00:28:37 |
[Bobby] |
| 00:28:39 |
Fuckin' bitch! |
| 00:28:41 |
Get the fuck off me! |
| 00:28:42 |
Ow! Ow! That fuckin' hurts! |
| 00:28:44 |
[Bobby screaming] |
| 00:28:46 |
[Bobby] |
| 00:28:47 |
Fucking get the fuck out! |
| 00:28:48 |
[Scarlet shouting in Spanish] |
| 00:28:49 |
[panting] |
| 00:28:51 |
l'm all right. |
| 00:28:52 |
[Bobby] |
| 00:28:53 |
[police sirens blaring] |
| 00:28:54 |
[Bobby] |
| 00:28:57 |
Th-- they're not armed, are they? |
| 00:28:58 |
[speaking Spanish] |
| 00:28:59 |
[Bobby] |
| 00:29:02 |
[muttering in Spanish] |
| 00:29:06 |
Oh! Hoo! |
| 00:29:10 |
Uh, maybe the prudent thing at this point |
| 00:29:16 |
You see an old Pontiac? |
| 00:29:20 |
Uh... |
| 00:29:21 |
Yeah. Right behind us. |
| 00:29:22 |
[starts engine] |
| 00:29:25 |
[tires peeling] |
| 00:29:32 |
You motherfucking cunt! |
| 00:29:35 |
Fucker! |
| 00:29:37 |
Go again? |
| 00:29:39 |
Fuck you! |
| 00:29:41 |
[chuckles] |
| 00:29:42 |
Fuck you, you fucking bitch! |
| 00:29:44 |
Fuck you, bitch! |
| 00:29:46 |
Aren't you going to do something, |
| 00:29:49 |
Get off the floor! |
| 00:29:50 |
[revs engine] |
| 00:29:56 |
Fucker! |
| 00:29:58 |
[tires screeching] |
| 00:29:59 |
[Him] |
| 00:30:02 |
Look at this. |
| 00:30:04 |
That's nothing. Nothing. |
| 00:30:06 |
This is a fix. |
| 00:30:08 |
Don't worry about it. |
| 00:30:11 |
Who's it with? |
| 00:30:12 |
What are we auditioning for? |
| 00:30:14 |
And how am l supposed |
| 00:30:16 |
Fuck that. That's later. |
| 00:30:18 |
What time's the thing? |
| 00:30:20 |
At 4:00. |
| 00:30:22 |
We got to get out of here, |
| 00:30:25 |
Come on, come on, come on! |
| 00:30:26 |
[tires squealing] |
| 00:30:30 |
Okay, now, this is what, |
| 00:30:33 |
lt's-- |
| 00:30:35 |
lt's stupid. |
| 00:30:38 |
[sighs] |
| 00:30:40 |
l don't know. |
| 00:30:42 |
Secretary. |
| 00:30:45 |
Office secretary. |
| 00:30:47 |
Perfect. |
| 00:30:49 |
lt's, l don't know, |
| 00:30:54 |
That's perfect. |
| 00:30:57 |
You don't even know me. |
| 00:31:01 |
Let me tell you something. |
| 00:31:03 |
l may not know my phone number. |
| 00:31:05 |
l might not even know |
| 00:31:06 |
but l know people. |
| 00:31:08 |
l mean, the minute l see somebody, |
| 00:31:11 |
l see the role. |
| 00:31:13 |
Don't you do that? Hmm? |
| 00:31:17 |
The minute l laid eyes on you, |
| 00:31:19 |
D.A.'s office, E.R. intern, |
| 00:31:23 |
Secretary. |
| 00:31:24 |
Same thing, better billing. |
| 00:31:26 |
l mean, l saw you four steps ahead |
| 00:31:30 |
l saw you holding down |
| 00:31:32 |
because you know you're better |
| 00:31:34 |
Am l right? Huh? Huh? |
| 00:31:36 |
So what's a secretary but somebody |
| 00:31:38 |
while some other schlub |
| 00:31:40 |
You know where |
| 00:31:42 |
No. |
| 00:31:44 |
Then shouldn't we stop and... |
| 00:31:47 |
maybe ask for directions somewhere? |
| 00:31:48 |
No directions. |
| 00:31:51 |
l never ask for directions, okay? |
| 00:31:53 |
Ah, see? |
| 00:31:54 |
Perfect character choice. |
| 00:31:56 |
Self-sufficiency. |
| 00:31:58 |
You remember |
| 00:32:00 |
Uh... |
| 00:32:02 |
No. Si. |
| 00:32:05 |
Quick. |
| 00:32:06 |
Okay, take us there. |
| 00:32:08 |
And don't stop for lights. |
| 00:32:09 |
We got shit to do. |
| 00:32:11 |
Okay. |
| 00:32:13 |
?? [swing] |
| 00:32:13 |
?? [swing] |
| 00:32:16 |
[soft chatter] |
| 00:32:23 |
[scanners beeping] |
| 00:32:28 |
This is amazing. |
| 00:32:31 |
lt's Target. |
| 00:32:34 |
Fantastic. |
| 00:32:38 |
[Woman, intercom] |
| 00:32:40 |
Target team member |
| 00:32:43 |
May l have a Target team member |
| 00:32:46 |
Please, a Target team member |
| 00:32:48 |
Ooh, ooh, ooh! |
| 00:32:54 |
Look at these prices! |
| 00:32:58 |
How can they afford to do this? |
| 00:33:01 |
l have to tell the office |
| 00:33:02 |
Hmm. lt's a well-kept secret. |
| 00:33:05 |
Ah! |
| 00:33:08 |
Designer t-shirts, eight dollars? |
| 00:33:13 |
Do you know what this cost? |
| 00:33:15 |
Huh? |
| 00:33:16 |
You-- How much |
| 00:33:18 |
Oh, it's La Perla maxi-blend, right? |
| 00:33:22 |
l'd say 80. |
| 00:33:23 |
A hundred. |
| 00:33:24 |
A hundred. |
| 00:33:27 |
You paid a hundred dollars |
| 00:33:29 |
Oh, God, no. |
| 00:33:31 |
Wardrobe department, |
| 00:33:33 |
l get all my underwear |
| 00:33:35 |
But let me show you |
| 00:33:37 |
What? |
| 00:33:38 |
Clint Eastwood taught me this. |
| 00:33:39 |
See how the shirt cuffs right there |
| 00:33:42 |
Look at that. |
| 00:33:44 |
Mm. |
| 00:33:46 |
Huh? Taller? |
| 00:33:48 |
Why is it you people make all the money |
| 00:33:52 |
Well, that's the game. |
| 00:33:55 |
l haven't shopped retail in years. |
| 00:33:56 |
You have to learn these things |
| 00:33:59 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:34:00 |
Look at the thread count on these. |
| 00:34:03 |
[Woman] |
| 00:34:06 |
We're gonna go ahead |
| 00:34:09 |
Like l said, |
| 00:34:10 |
And until we run out of these mops, |
| 00:34:13 |
and l know you want one |
| 00:34:15 |
we're gonna go ahead and give |
| 00:34:19 |
absolutely free today as a bonus gift. |
| 00:34:21 |
So, like l said, ''buy one, get one'' |
| 00:34:25 |
until we run out of the mops. |
| 00:34:26 |
Just let me know right now. |
| 00:34:28 |
Here, we're gonna go ahead |
| 00:34:31 |
Mm-mm, no. |
| 00:34:35 |
Mm-mm. |
| 00:34:39 |
Mm, no, no, no. |
| 00:34:42 |
What? |
| 00:34:43 |
The blue was working for you. |
| 00:34:45 |
Don't throw the baby out |
| 00:34:49 |
What is wrong with this? |
| 00:34:51 |
Everything. |
| 00:34:53 |
All right, forget the color. |
| 00:34:55 |
Look at the shoulder construction. |
| 00:34:57 |
You've got fantastic shoulders. |
| 00:34:59 |
You go in there with this, |
| 00:35:02 |
[grunts] |
| 00:35:03 |
You're too young |
| 00:35:05 |
Spent months trying to make me |
| 00:35:08 |
You think l can |
| 00:35:10 |
Hell, no. |
| 00:35:11 |
Couldn't even squeeze |
| 00:35:14 |
We had to do some |
| 00:35:16 |
By the time we were done, |
| 00:35:19 |
Here. Try this on. |
| 00:35:25 |
[Scarlet sighs] |
| 00:35:31 |
Mm-hmm. |
| 00:35:35 |
Damn. |
| 00:35:39 |
[sighs] |
| 00:35:57 |
[Him] |
| 00:35:58 |
Wonderful. |
| 00:36:00 |
Oh, the Mizrahi. |
| 00:36:06 |
Mm, might want to shorten |
| 00:36:10 |
Mm-hmm. |
| 00:36:12 |
Dynamite. Dynamite. |
| 00:36:14 |
[Women giggling] |
| 00:36:15 |
[laughing] |
| 00:36:18 |
You're gonna get some |
| 00:36:20 |
[Women giggling] |
| 00:36:24 |
ls there anyone you don't talk to? |
| 00:36:27 |
Why? l engage people. |
| 00:36:30 |
l'm a connector. |
| 00:36:31 |
Human interaction, |
| 00:36:34 |
Pardon me, Tracey? |
| 00:36:36 |
That's my daughter's name. |
| 00:36:38 |
Same name as my daughter. |
| 00:36:40 |
l bet they spelled it |
| 00:36:42 |
They forgot the E. |
| 00:36:44 |
Well, Tracey with an E... |
| 00:36:49 |
Where could we find |
| 00:36:52 |
Oh! No, no, no, no, no. |
| 00:36:53 |
Now, now, a little schmutz |
| 00:36:55 |
Pick up those eyes |
| 00:36:57 |
Where? |
| 00:36:58 |
On the left, just past |
| 00:37:01 |
Thank you. |
| 00:37:02 |
l-l just love Barbershop. |
| 00:37:05 |
[chuckling] |
| 00:37:09 |
Now let's go raid the testers. |
| 00:37:11 |
lt's been years since l bought |
| 00:37:14 |
And the rest of this. |
| 00:37:16 |
How you plan on paying? |
| 00:37:24 |
Go ahead and say it. |
| 00:37:26 |
Thank you, Diner's Club. |
| 00:37:28 |
[laughing] |
| 00:37:31 |
[louder] |
| 00:37:32 |
Good! |
| 00:37:34 |
Oh... |
| 00:37:36 |
What time is it? |
| 00:37:38 |
Never mind. Never mind. |
| 00:37:40 |
We'll have to do something here. |
| 00:37:42 |
This is no good. |
| 00:37:43 |
What? |
| 00:37:44 |
We can't pull up |
| 00:37:46 |
lnterview. |
| 00:37:47 |
Same pitch, better billing. |
| 00:37:49 |
No, you've got to make |
| 00:37:51 |
You pull up, you're on the runway |
| 00:37:54 |
Oh, this is no good. |
| 00:37:55 |
[chuckles] |
| 00:37:57 |
lt's your entrance. |
| 00:37:59 |
Look, offices have windows. |
| 00:38:01 |
They see you coming, |
| 00:38:04 |
Now, you cannot |
| 00:38:06 |
We've got to get this to wardrobe. |
| 00:38:07 |
Open up. Open up. |
| 00:38:13 |
?? [hip hop] |
| 00:38:14 |
?? [hip hop] |
| 00:38:15 |
[buzzing, whirring] |
| 00:38:38 |
?? [hip hop continues] |
| 00:39:02 |
[Him] |
| 00:39:18 |
That one's mine. |
| 00:39:43 |
l got it. |
| 00:39:44 |
l got it. |
| 00:39:46 |
All right. |
| 00:39:51 |
Good job. |
| 00:39:52 |
Thank you. |
| 00:39:56 |
Come on. |
| 00:39:57 |
?? [hip hop continues] |
| 00:40:10 |
Venga. |
| 00:40:11 |
[whistle] |
| 00:40:32 |
[panting] |
| 00:41:15 |
Oh, que bella. |
| 00:41:23 |
[sighs] |
| 00:41:52 |
?? [hip hop continues] |
| 00:42:07 |
?? [dramatic] |
| 00:42:30 |
lt's me. Jody. |
| 00:42:35 |
?? [choral] |
| 00:42:52 |
[All] |
| 00:42:55 |
?? [hip hop continues] |
| 00:43:02 |
[panting] |
| 00:43:53 |
[indistinct] |
| 00:43:56 |
Thank you. |
| 00:43:58 |
lt fits. |
| 00:44:01 |
[cheering] |
| 00:44:03 |
[Him chuckling] |
| 00:44:16 |
All right! |
| 00:44:18 |
Look at us. |
| 00:44:20 |
Now we're ready, |
| 00:44:23 |
[laughing] |
| 00:44:24 |
[taking deep breaths] |
| 00:44:30 |
How are you doing? |
| 00:44:32 |
[snickers] |
| 00:44:35 |
You want to puke. |
| 00:44:37 |
Yep. |
| 00:44:40 |
No, really. |
| 00:44:41 |
That's exactly how you should |
| 00:44:43 |
What the fuck am l thinking, huh? |
| 00:44:45 |
What? |
| 00:44:46 |
l've never seen the other side |
| 00:44:49 |
So what? |
| 00:44:51 |
l've never had a job where |
| 00:44:54 |
What are you-- |
| 00:44:58 |
25? You're 25? |
| 00:45:00 |
l was 30 before l got |
| 00:45:03 |
You're way ahead of the curve. |
| 00:45:06 |
Nothing but time. |
| 00:45:08 |
So let it start now. |
| 00:45:11 |
Listen, listen, now. |
| 00:45:14 |
Just got to get you focused. |
| 00:45:17 |
Let's run it. |
| 00:45:18 |
Okay? You want to run it? |
| 00:45:19 |
The scene, the-- the thing. |
| 00:45:22 |
We'll just knock it around. |
| 00:45:23 |
Put it up on its feet. |
| 00:45:25 |
All right? |
| 00:45:27 |
You be you. |
| 00:45:29 |
Well, the guy, the meeting. |
| 00:45:32 |
[sighs] |
| 00:45:34 |
Okay? Come on. |
| 00:45:36 |
Okay. |
| 00:45:38 |
Okay. Here we go. |
| 00:45:41 |
[Scarlet clearing throat] |
| 00:45:42 |
Ready? |
| 00:45:43 |
All right. |
| 00:45:45 |
[clears throat] |
| 00:45:47 |
Uh, good afternoon, Miss, um... |
| 00:45:50 |
Morales. |
| 00:45:53 |
Yeah. |
| 00:45:54 |
Well, it's very nice to meet you. |
| 00:45:56 |
Thank you. |
| 00:45:57 |
lt's a beautiful blouse. |
| 00:46:02 |
Now it says here that you come |
| 00:46:06 |
That's that fine establishment |
| 00:46:08 |
ls that correct? |
| 00:46:10 |
Where you apparently ran |
| 00:46:15 |
while everybody else did shit. |
| 00:46:17 |
No need for modesty here. |
| 00:46:20 |
That's right. Yeah. |
| 00:46:21 |
That's good. |
| 00:46:23 |
Well...tell me about yourself, |
| 00:46:28 |
Okay, uh... |
| 00:46:31 |
l'm, um-- l'm originally from Spain. |
| 00:46:35 |
You don't say. |
| 00:46:39 |
l've worked in the grocery service... |
| 00:46:43 |
industry for six years. |
| 00:46:46 |
Mm-hmm. |
| 00:46:52 |
Oh, l can't. l can't. |
| 00:46:54 |
What? |
| 00:46:55 |
No, no, no! |
| 00:46:56 |
This is-- |
| 00:46:57 |
This is good. |
| 00:46:59 |
Oh, come on. |
| 00:47:01 |
This is what it's all about. |
| 00:47:04 |
Come on. Come on. |
| 00:47:07 |
Okay. |
| 00:47:09 |
Okay. |
| 00:47:12 |
Tell me about yourself, |
| 00:47:16 |
Family? |
| 00:47:18 |
Mm, not exactly. |
| 00:47:20 |
Married? |
| 00:47:23 |
l have a husband, but-- |
| 00:47:27 |
Extra-extra large. |
| 00:47:29 |
What about children? |
| 00:47:33 |
No. No. |
| 00:47:36 |
Planning on having any? |
| 00:47:42 |
l don't know if, uh, l'm-- |
| 00:47:46 |
[sighs] |
| 00:47:49 |
Do you know, |
| 00:47:51 |
Don't know. |
| 00:47:52 |
Don't know for sure. |
| 00:47:54 |
[stuttering] |
| 00:47:56 |
But l haven't-- |
| 00:47:57 |
Because you haven't been |
| 00:48:01 |
ls that his fault or yours? |
| 00:48:03 |
l-l don't know. |
| 00:48:05 |
He's so busy banging door |
| 00:48:07 |
Yeah, but they got-- |
| 00:48:10 |
Sh-She got-- |
| 00:48:13 |
And that means you can't. |
| 00:48:15 |
No. No, l don't-- |
| 00:48:16 |
Have you had |
| 00:48:18 |
No, no, but l'm going to-- |
| 00:48:19 |
Then how do you know? |
| 00:48:21 |
lt's-- |
| 00:48:28 |
What has this got |
| 00:48:31 |
Ah! That's good. |
| 00:48:34 |
They-They really gonna ask |
| 00:48:37 |
Mm, probably not. |
| 00:48:40 |
Why are you doing this? |
| 00:48:42 |
Curious. |
| 00:48:44 |
Why are you so curious about me? |
| 00:48:47 |
Wh-What do you care? |
| 00:48:50 |
Because l see you. |
| 00:48:54 |
Well, not as-as handsome, but-- |
| 00:48:57 |
l mean, look at yourself. |
| 00:48:59 |
You're 25 years old, right? |
| 00:49:03 |
And you feel as old |
| 00:49:06 |
A busted marriage, |
| 00:49:09 |
convinced already that you're barren. |
| 00:49:12 |
You lookin' back |
| 00:49:14 |
thinkin' you've already |
| 00:49:16 |
And try as you may, |
| 00:49:19 |
that there's anything |
| 00:49:20 |
so why keep playing? |
| 00:49:26 |
l know. |
| 00:49:29 |
l know. |
| 00:49:34 |
l sit here in this car, |
| 00:49:37 |
with somebody l hardly know, |
| 00:49:39 |
in a section of town l haven't |
| 00:49:43 |
Don't know my phone number, |
| 00:49:44 |
don't know what day it is. |
| 00:49:49 |
l don't think l even have |
| 00:49:56 |
And l realize that l could just... |
| 00:50:01 |
disappear. |
| 00:50:05 |
[chuckles] |
| 00:50:13 |
[chuckles, sighs] |
| 00:50:17 |
l don't have any friends. |
| 00:50:20 |
l never had them. |
| 00:50:23 |
Never, at no time. |
| 00:50:26 |
And l know everybody. |
| 00:50:32 |
l could be your friend. |
| 00:50:34 |
No, you couldn't. |
| 00:50:38 |
No, you'd just want |
| 00:50:40 |
[laughs] |
| 00:50:43 |
Maybe you could. |
| 00:50:46 |
Do you play tennis? |
| 00:50:48 |
You'd come over, hang out |
| 00:50:51 |
We could meet for |
| 00:50:53 |
You know we will never |
| 00:50:56 |
Bullshit! Of course we will. |
| 00:50:58 |
Don't say that. Don't-- |
| 00:51:02 |
Not-- Not here. |
| 00:51:11 |
You know, maybe we should |
| 00:51:13 |
Forget this whole stupid-- |
| 00:51:14 |
No, no. No. |
| 00:51:16 |
That's not you talking. |
| 00:51:19 |
When did you eat last? |
| 00:51:21 |
What do you eat in a day? |
| 00:51:24 |
l-- |
| 00:51:27 |
See? That's it. |
| 00:51:29 |
Everybody. |
| 00:51:30 |
You know who told me that? |
| 00:51:33 |
Protein fanatic. |
| 00:51:35 |
Why do you think |
| 00:51:36 |
Big pork chop under those robes. |
| 00:51:39 |
You can't expect yourself |
| 00:51:42 |
Right? You can't focus. |
| 00:51:47 |
Okay. Okay. Where can we score |
| 00:51:52 |
Okay. Plan B. |
| 00:51:55 |
Girl needs some protein. |
| 00:52:04 |
Hi. l was wondering |
| 00:52:07 |
a little veggie something for us-- |
| 00:52:09 |
l don't know, a little tomato, |
| 00:52:12 |
You know, something simple? |
| 00:52:21 |
[burps, coughs] |
| 00:52:25 |
[belches] |
| 00:52:36 |
[Scarlet] |
| 00:52:39 |
[Him] |
| 00:52:41 |
Mm-mm. |
| 00:52:42 |
When l'm feeling stale, you know? |
| 00:52:44 |
And l need to come |
| 00:52:49 |
British. l do everything |
| 00:52:52 |
[British accent] |
| 00:52:55 |
Clears the linguistic palate. |
| 00:52:58 |
Breaks the monotony, |
| 00:53:02 |
Do try it. |
| 00:53:04 |
Mm-hmm? |
| 00:53:08 |
[imitating British accent] |
| 00:53:12 |
l say. Spot on, old girl. |
| 00:53:18 |
You act all the time, |
| 00:53:23 |
[continues British accent] |
| 00:53:26 |
one does like doing |
| 00:53:31 |
You love it. |
| 00:53:33 |
With every ounce |
| 00:53:36 |
Then, why don't you work? |
| 00:53:41 |
Why-Why don't you commit? |
| 00:53:46 |
[sighs] |
| 00:53:49 |
That's the query, isn't it? |
| 00:53:53 |
The Holy Grail. |
| 00:53:58 |
l suppose it has to do with agents, |
| 00:54:04 |
overhead. |
| 00:54:07 |
Protecting one's quotes. |
| 00:54:11 |
Dodging the creative bullet. |
| 00:54:14 |
Judging, weighing, hiding. |
| 00:54:18 |
Teasing. |
| 00:54:21 |
Seducing. |
| 00:54:24 |
Being seduced. |
| 00:54:28 |
[sighs] |
| 00:54:31 |
sitting quite sportily |
| 00:54:39 |
Right, then. |
| 00:54:44 |
Ten things you hate in your life, |
| 00:54:48 |
things you loathe. |
| 00:54:50 |
l believe l've named mine. |
| 00:54:52 |
Quickly now. Don't think. |
| 00:54:55 |
Okay. Um, my feet. |
| 00:55:00 |
Mm-hmm. |
| 00:55:01 |
My marriage. |
| 00:55:03 |
Mm-hmm. |
| 00:55:05 |
My clothes. |
| 00:55:08 |
Slow people. |
| 00:55:10 |
Asking directions. |
| 00:55:14 |
Paper and plastic. |
| 00:55:17 |
[sighs deeply] |
| 00:55:19 |
Lies. |
| 00:55:23 |
Money. No. Needing money. |
| 00:55:30 |
Needing. |
| 00:55:36 |
Okay. |
| 00:55:39 |
Ten items or less. |
| 00:55:41 |
Ten things you fancy |
| 00:55:43 |
Oh. |
| 00:55:44 |
Ten things you would keep, |
| 00:55:47 |
Okay, okay. Um. |
| 00:55:51 |
My car. |
| 00:55:54 |
Thank you. |
| 00:55:57 |
My nephew. |
| 00:56:01 |
My toaster. |
| 00:56:05 |
The tree behind my house. |
| 00:56:09 |
[sighs] |
| 00:56:13 |
Music. |
| 00:56:18 |
My hair, when it's raining. |
| 00:56:26 |
Mm. |
| 00:56:33 |
That's only seven. |
| 00:56:34 |
Yeah? |
| 00:56:37 |
Your turn. |
| 00:56:40 |
Keepers. |
| 00:56:44 |
My wife. |
| 00:56:48 |
Their friends. |
| 00:56:50 |
Coffee at 5:30 in the morning. |
| 00:56:54 |
A really good bowel movement. |
| 00:56:57 |
No extra takes. |
| 00:57:00 |
Uh, all 88 ivories. |
| 00:57:02 |
Sex. |
| 00:57:04 |
The written word. |
| 00:57:06 |
Breathable cotton. |
| 00:57:08 |
And...strong endings. |
| 00:57:12 |
[sighs] |
| 00:57:15 |
l know. |
| 00:57:19 |
l know. |
| 00:57:22 |
Oh. You know, you are |
| 00:57:26 |
You just have to push it. |
| 00:57:28 |
Didn't you? Oh, shit. |
| 00:57:31 |
[speaking Spanish] |
| 00:57:33 |
Don't laugh! |
| 00:57:36 |
Eat your protein. |
| 00:57:40 |
Come on. Remember. |
| 00:57:41 |
Yeah. |
| 00:57:42 |
So you repeat after me, okay? |
| 00:57:42 |
So you repeat after me, okay? |
| 00:57:44 |
Mm-hmm. |
| 00:57:46 |
[singing] |
| 00:57:49 |
? Please, sit down ? |
| 00:57:51 |
? How do you do ? |
| 00:57:53 |
? How do you do ? |
| 00:57:55 |
? This job's for me ? |
| 00:57:58 |
? This job's for me ? |
| 00:58:00 |
? The rest is poo ? |
| 00:58:03 |
? The rest is poo ? |
| 00:58:06 |
? Oh please, sit down ? |
| 00:58:08 |
? Oh please, sit down ? |
| 00:58:10 |
? How do you do ? |
| 00:58:12 |
? How do you do ? |
| 00:58:14 |
? This job's for me ? |
| 00:58:16 |
? This job's for me ? |
| 00:58:18 |
? The rest is poo ? |
| 00:58:20 |
? The rest is poo ? |
| 00:58:22 |
? Oh please, sit down ? |
| 00:58:24 |
? Oh please, sit down ? |
| 00:58:26 |
? How do you do ? |
| 00:58:29 |
? How do you do ? |
| 00:58:31 |
? This job's for me ? |
| 00:58:33 |
? This job's for me ? |
| 00:58:35 |
? The rest is poo ? |
| 00:58:37 |
? The rest is poo ? |
| 00:58:39 |
[together] |
| 00:58:46 |
[laughing] |
| 00:58:49 |
My turn, yeah? |
| 00:58:50 |
Listen. Um. |
| 00:58:53 |
?? [Scarlet sings in Spanish] |
| 00:58:57 |
?? [Him imitates] |
| 00:59:00 |
?? [both continue] |
| 00:59:42 |
[laughing] |
| 00:59:44 |
So what did l say? |
| 00:59:46 |
Oh, it's a long story. |
| 00:59:48 |
lt's a-- Okay. |
| 00:59:54 |
Yeah? |
| 00:59:56 |
l'll pasar the boat. |
| 00:59:59 |
The boat cross in front of you. |
| 01:00:01 |
At the passing of the boat. |
| 01:00:03 |
The man in the boat say, |
| 01:00:06 |
''All beautiful girl |
| 01:00:10 |
Okay, beautiful girls don't pay |
| 01:00:13 |
Yeah, but the beautiful girls say, |
| 01:00:16 |
''l'm not a beautiful girl. |
| 01:00:18 |
''l don't want to be |
| 01:00:20 |
l want to pay.'' |
| 01:00:22 |
[both laugh] |
| 01:00:23 |
Okay. |
| 01:00:25 |
Okay. All the beautiful girls |
| 01:00:28 |
but the girl says, ''l don't |
| 01:00:30 |
Yeah. |
| 01:00:32 |
l'm gonna pay. |
| 01:00:33 |
Okay. |
| 01:00:34 |
? Al pasar la barca ? |
| 01:00:37 |
[Him] |
| 01:00:40 |
[Scarlet continues in Spanish] |
| 01:00:51 |
All right. Remember now. |
| 01:00:53 |
Good pace, okay? |
| 01:00:56 |
Job's already yours. |
| 01:00:58 |
Yeah, okay. |
| 01:01:00 |
Nice and erect. |
| 01:01:02 |
Shoulders, shoulders. |
| 01:01:10 |
Beautiful. |
| 01:01:55 |
That's amazing. |
| 01:01:59 |
Do you realize you make a transfer |
| 01:02:05 |
You could put a Swiss watch on it. |
| 01:02:07 |
l mean, without ever |
| 01:02:11 |
lt's wonderful. |
| 01:02:16 |
You made me want to be a woman. |
| 01:02:21 |
l have that effect on people. |
| 01:02:26 |
Are you studying me now |
| 01:02:30 |
Oh, no. No. |
| 01:02:33 |
She's in there now. |
| 01:02:53 |
Yes. |
| 01:03:07 |
[clears throat] |
| 01:03:11 |
l have no idea. |
| 01:03:15 |
Not a clue. |
| 01:03:17 |
He didn't say a thing. |
| 01:03:19 |
Maybe it's mine. |
| 01:03:21 |
Maybe it's not. |
| 01:03:24 |
But l did it. |
| 01:03:28 |
But you did it. |
| 01:03:30 |
And one thing l do know. |
| 01:03:33 |
What's that? |
| 01:03:35 |
l'm never setting foot |
| 01:03:38 |
[laughs] |
| 01:03:40 |
Strong ending. |
| 01:03:45 |
[sighs] |
| 01:03:49 |
Ten items or less. |
| 01:03:51 |
Ask me again. |
| 01:03:54 |
Mm-hmm. |
| 01:03:56 |
Ten items or less. |
| 01:04:00 |
This. |
| 01:04:03 |
Okay. |
| 01:04:05 |
Now you have eight. |
| 01:04:07 |
Can l have another? |
| 01:04:09 |
As many as you want. |
| 01:04:11 |
lt's not my lane anymore. |
| 01:04:14 |
[laughs] |
| 01:04:17 |
Yeah. |
| 01:04:20 |
Guess-- |
| 01:04:25 |
You got some idea |
| 01:04:28 |
Not a fucking clue. |
| 01:04:31 |
Not a fuckin' clue. |
| 01:04:36 |
Hey, you can always |
| 01:04:39 |
Like the rest of America. |
| 01:04:48 |
[man on Spanish radio] |
| 01:04:59 |
[cash register beeping] |
| 01:05:05 |
Can you tell me |
| 01:05:12 |
?? [guitar] |
| 01:05:12 |
?? [guitar] |
| 01:05:28 |
? Couple in the next room |
| 01:05:32 |
? They've been goin' at it |
| 01:05:37 |
? Well, l'm tryin' to get some sleep ? |
| 01:05:39 |
? But these motel walls are cheap ? |
| 01:05:42 |
? Lincoln Duncan is my name |
| 01:05:46 |
? Here's my song ? |
| 01:05:52 |
? My father was a fisherman, |
| 01:05:57 |
? And l was born |
| 01:06:02 |
? So when l reached my prime ? |
| 01:06:05 |
? l left my home in the Maritimes ? |
| 01:06:08 |
? Headed down the turnpike |
| 01:06:12 |
? Sweet New England ? |
| 01:06:39 |
? Holes in my confidence ? |
| 01:06:41 |
? Holes in the knees |
| 01:06:43 |
? l was left without a penny in my pocket ? |
| 01:06:49 |
? Ooh, ooh, ooh-whee ? |
| 01:06:51 |
? l was about as destituted |
| 01:06:54 |
? And l wished l wore a ring |
| 01:06:58 |
? l'd like to hock it ? |
| 01:07:04 |
? Young girl in a parking lot ? |
| 01:07:06 |
? Was preachin' to a crowd ? |
| 01:07:08 |
? Singin' sacred songs |
| 01:07:21 |
Hey, Big D! |
| 01:07:26 |
[chuckles] |
| 01:07:32 |
l'm callin' his wife. |
| 01:07:34 |
Yeah, l am. |
| 01:07:37 |
? My father was a fisherman, |
| 01:07:42 |
? And l was born |
| 01:07:47 |
? So when l reached my prime ? |
| 01:07:49 |
? l left my home in the Maritimes ? |
| 01:07:52 |
? Headed down the turnpike |
| 01:07:56 |
? Sweet New England ? |
| 01:08:02 |
[switches off engine] |
| 01:08:19 |
Oh, don't tell me you forgot |
| 01:08:22 |
[chuckles] |
| 01:08:26 |
No, l'm pretty sure this is the one. |
| 01:08:29 |
You sure? |
| 01:08:31 |
'Cause l don't want to hear on |
| 01:08:34 |
[chuckles] |
| 01:08:35 |
No, l think we're good. |
| 01:08:38 |
Okay. |
| 01:08:51 |
Think you can find your way back? |
| 01:08:53 |
You could always stop |
| 01:08:55 |
Got it. Thank you. |
| 01:08:58 |
? Well, l told her l was lost ? |
| 01:09:01 |
? But she told me all about |
| 01:09:03 |
? And l seen that girl as the road |
| 01:09:08 |
Look, um... |
| 01:09:15 |
l'd love to hang, but... |
| 01:09:18 |
...it's a school night. |
| 01:09:20 |
And l got work tomorrow. |
| 01:09:25 |
You do? |
| 01:09:28 |
l do. |
| 01:09:31 |
You do? |
| 01:09:34 |
l do. |
| 01:09:36 |
Your class project! |
| 01:09:40 |
Oh. You're gonna commit. |
| 01:09:43 |
Well, uh-- |
| 01:09:45 |
Say it. Say the word. |
| 01:09:48 |
Say it: ''Co-- |
| 01:09:52 |
Com-mit. |
| 01:09:54 |
Oh, qué bueno. |
| 01:09:56 |
Congratulations. |
| 01:09:59 |
Not even sure |
| 01:10:03 |
Director's so young, |
| 01:10:08 |
Nonetheless. |
| 01:10:12 |
This is our pact. |
| 01:10:17 |
We live-- |
| 01:10:21 |
''We live. |
| 01:10:23 |
We work. |
| 01:10:25 |
''We work... |
| 01:10:27 |
We're just getting started. |
| 01:10:30 |
Just getting started.'' |
| 01:10:36 |
We'll never see |
| 01:10:43 |
Never. |
| 01:10:49 |
? l know, l know, l know |
| 01:10:53 |
? Yeah ? |
| 01:10:54 |
? Yeah ? |
| 01:11:29 |
Olél |
| 01:11:39 |
?? [hip hop] |
| 01:12:28 |
[speaking Spanish] |
| 01:12:34 |
[laughing] |
| 01:12:37 |
[phone ringing] |
| 01:12:43 |
[ringing] |
| 01:12:50 |
[rings] |
| 01:12:53 |
Easy Build Construction. |
| 01:12:57 |
Oh, uh, Mr. Holcomb? |
| 01:13:01 |
Oh, ah, yes, sir. |
| 01:13:05 |
But there was-- There has been |
| 01:13:10 |
lt should be on its way soon. |
| 01:13:13 |
Okay. Bye-bye. |
| 01:13:16 |
Beautiful. |
| 01:13:22 |
Okay, ladies and gentlemen, |
| 01:13:25 |
sells for 21 .99. |
| 01:13:27 |
But we're gonna go ahead, |
| 01:13:29 |
We'll give you the second one |
| 01:13:32 |
Plus, the mop. |
| 01:13:34 |
Right, for those of you |
| 01:13:36 |
You gotta cue 'em, okay? ''For those |
| 01:13:40 |
And always be nodding your head. |
| 01:13:42 |
That's really, really important, |
| 01:13:45 |
Like, you nod your head, |
| 01:13:47 |
Okay! So-- |
| 01:13:48 |
They're convinced that it's a good price, |
| 01:13:51 |
Okay. |
| 01:13:52 |
Never do anything negative. |
| 01:13:53 |
And you always say, ''l know |
| 01:13:56 |
l assume before they even raise |
| 01:13:58 |
They're already there. |
| 01:13:59 |
''Here's what you're gonna take home.'' |
| 01:14:01 |
You just assume that sale. |
| 01:14:03 |
Okay. So, so-- |
| 01:14:04 |
And so you-- |
| 01:14:07 |
But as an introductory offer, |
| 01:14:10 |
you buy one, you get one free, |
| 01:14:14 |
No, no. No, no. |
| 01:14:15 |
We're not gonna |
| 01:14:16 |
First, you need to nod your head. |
| 01:14:17 |
Nod your head. |
| 01:14:18 |
That's really, really important. |
| 01:14:20 |
Okay, so you go ahead, |
| 01:14:24 |
Take home! |
| 01:14:25 |
They're already buying. |
| 01:14:26 |
Yeah, you're buying this. |
| 01:14:27 |
Take home the first one, and we're |
| 01:14:30 |
21 .99-- |
| 01:14:31 |
We give you the second one for free. |
| 01:14:33 |
The second one |
| 01:14:35 |
Buy one, get one |
| 01:14:38 |
And then, for those of you |
| 01:14:42 |
Then, for those of you |
| 01:14:44 |
No, no. Raise your hand. |
| 01:14:47 |
Just leave this out on the table. |
| 01:14:50 |
Okay. |
| 01:14:52 |
?? [Latin hip-hop beat] |
| 01:15:06 |
[laughing] |
| 01:19:57 |
[humming] |
| 01:20:03 |
[Scarlet and Him singing in Spanish] |
| 01:20:17 |
[Scarlet laughing] |
