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Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert The
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Hey lady |
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You lady |
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You're a discontented mother |
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and a regimented wife |
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I've no doubt you dream about |
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the things you'll never do |
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But, I wish someone had a talked to me |
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like I wanna talk to you... |
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I've been to Georgia and California |
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and, anywhere I could run |
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I took the hand of a preacher man |
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and we made love in the sun |
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But I ran out of places |
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because I had to be free |
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I've been to paradise |
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but I've never been to me |
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Please lady, please lady, |
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don't just walk away |
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'Cause I have this need to tell you |
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you why I'm all alone today |
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I can see so much of me |
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still living in your eyes |
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won't you share a part |
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that has lived million lies... |
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I've been to Nice |
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while I've sipped champagne on a yacht |
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I moved like Harlow |
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and showed 'em what I've got |
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I've been undressed by kings |
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and I've seen some things |
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Are you okay? |
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Oh well that was fucking charming |
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- Oh fuck off you talentless dog! |
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- Show us your pink bits. |
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Now do you know why this |
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So it's easily retrieved after |
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Christ almighty! |
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What the fuck's going on |
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Are you hurt? |
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Alright, which one of you |
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Tick darling, it's for you. |
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- Hello? |
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Avon calling. |
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Long time no hear. |
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- Where? |
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Mr. Belrose? |
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So how about it? |
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Bernadette, it's Tick. |
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Sorry to call you so late, but I... |
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Hey are you okay? |
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No, I'm not. |
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What's the matter? |
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Trumpet just died. |
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The Lord is my shepherd; |
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I shall not want. |
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He maketh me to lie down |
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he leadeth me beside |
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He restoreth my soul: |
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he leadeth me in the paths of |
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Yea, though I walk through |
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I will fear no evil: |
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thy rod and thy staff |
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Thou preparest a table before me |
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thou anointest my head with oil; |
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Surely goodness and mercy shall |
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and I will dwell in the |
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It's not fair. |
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I've spent half my life |
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trying to snag a |
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and the selfish little shit |
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Twenty five years old |
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and he goes and |
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He didn't slip. |
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He was peroxiding his hair at home again |
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I've got to get some space. |
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I've been offered to do |
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- That's nice. |
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I need some help and I think |
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You're not wrong. Where is it? |
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Alice Springs. |
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You've got to be fucking joking. |
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Wo-man is a |
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unique range of |
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designed for the more... |
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Now this week... excuse me. |
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Hello. |
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How long is the run? |
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Four weeks. |
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Equity Minimum, two shows a |
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I can't just sit around here |
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Jesus. My mascara keeps running, |
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Good girl. That's the spirit. |
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Here's hoping the desert is |
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Three of us. |
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A desert Holiday |
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You take the lunch and tea |
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Fuck off you silly queer |
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A desert Holiday |
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Why? |
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Why not? Look, he's turned into |
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That's right. |
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Twenty four hours a day, |
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I thought we were getting |
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Two's company three's a party |
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We're unplugging our curling |
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Why would you possibly want to leave all this |
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- Do you really want to know? |
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Well, ever since I was a lad, |
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A dream that I now, finally, |
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have a chance to fulfil. |
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- And that is? |
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climb King's Canyon, |
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in a full length Gautier sequin, |
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Great, that's just what |
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A cock in a frock on a rock. |
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Oh get back in your kennels, |
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Now the first thing |
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is how the hell |
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What do you think? |
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When do we have to |
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- We don't. We own it. |
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I met some nice swedish tourists |
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called Lars, Lars and Lars, |
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and coaxed it out of them |
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- But we can't afford it. |
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Mummy, maybe a trip |
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would help me get over this |
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And you never know, I may meet |
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I hereby christen this |
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"Priscilla, Queen of the desert." |
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That's got to be the |
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Together |
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We will go our way |
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We will leave someday |
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- Mum! |
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We will make our plans |
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We are here today to see |
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who will attempt to |
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On behalf of all our sponsors... |
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This is what we'll do |
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Go West |
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Life is peaceful there |
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In the open air |
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Where the skies are blue |
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Ladies... |
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start your engines. |
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Sun in wintertime |
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We will do just fine |
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Where the skies are blue |
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this is what we're gonna do |
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We will love the beach |
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We will learn and teach |
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Change our pace of life |
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We will work and strive |
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Four fat trannies |
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And if one fat tranny |
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Oh, my darling, Clementine. |
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How long have we been on the road? |
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Four and a half hours, |
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Christ. I've got a splitting |
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Happy hour! |
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- Mother's Ruin pour moi! |
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And a Stoli and tonic for me. |
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- Stupid cow. |
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After we did the Abba show, |
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- liposuction penis enlargements. |
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You know what they do? |
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They siphon all the fat |
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and actually inject it |
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I suppose it gives a whole new meaning |
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Oh, listen to yourselves. |
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You sound like two fat slags |
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Your contribution to the conversation |
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hasn't exactly made headlines, Bernice. |
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Gee, poor Kevin's dick. |
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There can't be much room down there with |
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No. I'll join this conversation |
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that we stop bitching |
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talking about wigs, |
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penises, drugs, night clubs, |
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Doesn't give us much to talk |
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Can you confirm a rumor for me? |
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Is it true that her |
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How do you like your |
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You don't have to answer |
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Oh My God. |
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What is this? Outback |
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Just leave mine outside |
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along with orange juice |
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Why certainly Madame. And would |
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Knock knock. |
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Can't you read the sign? Do Not Disturb! |
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Oh ha ha girls. |
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- Goodnight Bernice. |
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Open the fucking door! |
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Okay, if you don't open |
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Fine, you asked for it. |
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I don't care if the sun don't shine |
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I get my lovin' in the evenin' time, |
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When I'm with my baby |
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It's no fun with the sun aroun', |
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But I get goin' |
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And I meet my baby |
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That's when we kiss |
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And then we kiss some more |
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Don't ask how many times we kiss... |
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I'm seriously falling asleep. |
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No, it's your shift and |
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Serves you right for |
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Well, I'm not going to make it. |
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- Oh, fuck off grandma. |
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Me? Yeah. I'm fine. |
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Sorry. SHIT! |
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What is it? |
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Perhaps we should have flown. |
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Bzzz! Wrong, but thanks for playing. |
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No. Witchety grub. Your turn. |
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I spy with my little eye |
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Rectum? |
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Ring pirate? |
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Road? |
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Alright. What's the matter with you? |
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- Nothing darling. |
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Look at you. You've got |
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- Come on. Fess up. |
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- Like, we haven't done any rehearsals yet and... |
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That's plenty of time to rehearse. |
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It's not a problem. I just want this show |
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How the fuck did you get |
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I mean, who is this fish who runs this bloody |
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- Your mother? |
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What? Don't tell me you've got an ex-boyfriend |
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No. My wife. I'm married. |
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And when the joint bank account |
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I guess I prefered her |
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So no drama. |
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We swapped and |
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This is getting too weird. |
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You and a woman? |
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What did she used to do for kicks? |
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Put a bucket over your head |
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You know there are two things I don't like |
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So how about shutting both of them. |
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Well at least this explains |
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I often wondered why your |
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I take it you never |
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Well girls, what can I say? |
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Here's to a secret very well kept. |
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Shame it's not going to |
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Got any more surprises |
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Haven't got any kids stashed away |
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Look. I haven't lied about anything. |
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After six years I get a phone call |
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And Christ knows I owe her a couple of favours. |
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I'm sorry that I never told you. |
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I'm not sorry that you're here. |
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Don't worry about it dolls. |
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I'm as jealous as hell. |
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What? |
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So was it a big wedding? |
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Get lots of pressies did we? |
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I just wish I was |
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I would have bought you a lovely matching set |
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- Give it a rest. |
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Mitzi the magnificent |
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Mowing those lawns must have been |
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All right Felicia, that's enough. |
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Let's put some money in that |
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If I win this game, you will |
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ever, in my presence again. OK? |
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- And if I win? |
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Well now, what would I like more than |
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anything in the world? |
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Snap, better be quick. |
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What the fuck am I doing? |
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Take that bloody frock off Felicia. |
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Think I'll let you get all the attention? |
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Come on girls, |
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For Christ's sake... |
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I love these hats. |
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You have got to be kidding. |
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Welcome to Mario's Palace. |
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What can I do for you? |
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Subtle. |
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Oh tackorama! |
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Who the hell does all the |
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Someone with no arms or right foot |
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For goodness sake, |
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Someone needs the wood. |
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What have we here? |
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What fun. |
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Gather round girls, |
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You drink the gin... |
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Fill the bottle up with water |
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Va t'em vous. |
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That's where the complimentary tea bags |
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- Very clever. |
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And congratualtions Mitzi darling. |
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One lap of the Broken Hill |
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That'll teach you to take on the |
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Here's to getting |
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Chookers! |
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So, all dolled up |
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Well I sure as shit have no intention |
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I'm in. |
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Oh alright. |
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Here's hoping they have |
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Hello. |
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Could I please have a Stoli and tonic, |
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a bloody Mary |
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and a lime Daiquiri please? |
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Well, look what the cat dragged in! |
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What do we've got here? |
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A couple of show girls eh? |
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Where did you ladies |
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Uranus? |
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Could I please have a...? |
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No! You can't have nothing! |
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We got nothing here |
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Now listen here you mullet. |
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Why don't you just light your tampon |
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because it's the only bang |
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Now what could be more soothing |
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than coming home after |
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to the woman in us all. |
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Now don't send any money... |
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Shit, |
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all I can see are |
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This has got to be a first. |
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Where did you learn to |
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That's our girl Bernadette. |
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I just knew that stumbling around the pub circuit |
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must have taught her something. |
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- You're a bloody marvel Bernie. |
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- What was that? |
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She said her name isn't Bernie... |
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It's Ralph. |
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Come on. |
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What did you call me? |
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What did you call me what? |
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What did you call me |
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Sorry. Ralph. |
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You fucking idiot! |
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Oh, the fuck! |
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Don't touch me! |
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Only my fucking head. |
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The lump on your head |
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Why don't you fuck off |
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Oh, stop it little faggot. |
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- ??? |
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you wouldn't have any problem. |
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Good morning. |
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It's funny, you know? |
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No matter how... though |
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it still hurts. |
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Hope it still works. |
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Don't have much call |
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- Where you blokes from? |
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Oh, good. |
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There. |
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- Left. |
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If we stick to the sealed road, |
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Take the short cut. |
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One more push, |
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he'll have to stick a toothbrush |
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Just lay off. |
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I told you not to use the R word |
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I was only having fun. |
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Fun? What else do you do for amusement? |
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- What's the point? |
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- It gives me a kick. |
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the doctor turned around |
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What sort of bent childhood |
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Come here boy. |
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Come and sit over here. |
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Would you like to have some fun |
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We're gonna play a special game, |
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But you can't tell anybody. |
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Never, ever ever. |
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Now what I want you to do |
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and pull very gently |
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Very gently. |
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That's good. |
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Jesus Christ Adam! |
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Get help! |
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Adam, Uncle Barry's ping pongs |
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Get Mummy. |
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What do you mean "no"? |
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Never, ever ever. |
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You know the best part? |
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and the dirty old fuck |
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And I thought they were small and wrinkled |
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Hey, I got a joke. |
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Come on Bernie. It's so funny, |
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your lashes will curl up by themselves. |
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Do tell us your hilarious joke. |
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Well, many moons ago there was |
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this very famous bunch of indians |
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And one day the son of the great |
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"Dad, why is my friend |
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And his father says... |
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"Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?" |
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That's not the end of the joke. |
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Back to me. |
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- Jesus! |
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I don't know. |
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Oh My god... |
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Oh Felicia... Where the Fuckawei? |
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Shit shit shit! |
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Well, I've had a look around |
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that I now know less about motors |
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that... bonnety thing. |
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Now what? |
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Let's just not think |
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and eat breakfast shall we? |
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That's a novel idea. |
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Let's stuff ourselves to death. |
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Imagine the headlines... |
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"Whales beach themselves in the outback." |
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- "Mystrey Broomsticks Dead in Drag..." |
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The only life I saw for the last million miles |
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- and most of them are now wedged in the tires. |
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We'll keep the fire burning. |
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Yes, and toast marshmallows and cool |
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What if they don't drive past? |
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Look, you're not helping here. |
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- Hell. Why didn't we stick to the main road? |
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You got us into this |
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And I suggest you start thinking |
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or I don't fancy your chances of |
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Jesus, what are |
| 00:33:04 |
We are going to start off with a facelift. |
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Nothing like a new frock |
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Purple? |
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It's not purple. |
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- What do you think? |
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in a hideous sort of a way. |
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Where are you going? |
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If you think I'm going to sit around |
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take on the the |
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you've got another think coming. |
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I'll be back with the cavalry |
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in a couple of hours. |
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There goes a transexual, |
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We call her Bernie |
| 00:34:43 |
I was petrified |
| 00:34:45 |
Kept thinking |
| 00:34:47 |
Without you by my side |
| 00:34:49 |
But then I spent |
| 00:34:51 |
Thinking how you did me wrong |
| 00:34:53 |
I grew strong |
| 00:34:55 |
I learned how to get along |
| 00:34:57 |
And so now you're back |
| 00:34:59 |
From outer space |
| 00:35:00 |
I just walked in |
| 00:36:30 |
Help! Help! |
| 00:36:33 |
- What's that Pa? |
| 00:36:35 |
Up there you nong. |
| 00:36:39 |
Help! |
| 00:36:43 |
Oh thank God. |
| 00:36:51 |
Thank you. |
| 00:36:53 |
I can't tell you |
| 00:36:58 |
With that sad look upon your face |
| 00:37:01 |
I should have... |
| 00:37:13 |
You fucking beauty! |
| 00:37:23 |
Shit. |
| 00:37:25 |
Bernie, I never thought |
| 00:37:28 |
I can't say the same. |
| 00:37:30 |
I was just drawing up the will. |
| 00:37:32 |
Come and meet our saviours. |
| 00:37:36 |
Tony, Adam, this is |
| 00:37:38 |
Hello. |
| 00:37:42 |
No! Wait! |
| 00:37:47 |
Oh shit. |
| 00:37:51 |
Oh, for goodness sake |
| 00:37:55 |
How many times I have to tell you |
| 00:38:03 |
Do you think about Trumpet much? |
| 00:38:08 |
No. Trumpet was just a nice kid |
| 00:38:12 |
Lots of people do. |
| 00:38:16 |
"Did you know my girlfriend |
| 00:38:19 |
Always good for a supper invite. |
| 00:38:21 |
Still, it was better than nothing. |
| 00:38:27 |
Nothing, nothing for miles. |
| 00:38:34 |
Can you hear the drums Fernando? |
| 00:38:37 |
I've said it once |
| 00:38:40 |
No more fucking Abba! |
| 00:38:42 |
Okay, if we have the time, |
| 00:38:46 |
Come on girls. Off ya snatches. |
| 00:38:53 |
OK? Two steps on the right. |
| 00:38:55 |
Boring. |
| 00:38:57 |
Ready? |
| 00:39:04 |
No, I did this shit years ago. |
| 00:39:07 |
You did it so beautifully and, |
| 00:39:11 |
Come on. |
| 00:39:14 |
One, two. |
| 00:39:15 |
Go on now, go |
| 00:39:17 |
walk out the door |
| 00:39:19 |
Just turn around now |
| 00:39:21 |
You're not welcome anymore |
| 00:39:23 |
Weren't you the one |
| 00:39:26 |
Did you think I'd crumble? |
| 00:39:31 |
Hello. |
| 00:39:33 |
Hello, nice night for it. |
| 00:40:13 |
I think we just crashed a party. |
| 00:40:17 |
No, come on. You'll be alright. |
| 00:40:31 |
Here welcome to my office. |
| 00:40:45 |
Bernice, I don't know what could have |
| 00:40:49 |
Shut your face. |
| 00:41:05 |
Bravo! |
| 00:41:07 |
Fabulous! |
| 00:41:13 |
Well girls, |
| 00:41:24 |
First I was afraid |
| 00:41:26 |
I was petrified! |
| 00:41:27 |
Kept thinkin' |
| 00:41:29 |
Without you by my side |
| 00:41:31 |
But then I spent |
| 00:41:33 |
Thinking how you did me wrong |
| 00:41:35 |
And I grew strong |
| 00:41:37 |
And I learned how to get along |
| 00:41:39 |
And so now you're back |
| 00:41:41 |
From outer space |
| 00:41:43 |
I just walked in |
| 00:41:45 |
With that sad look |
| 00:41:47 |
I should have changed |
| 00:41:49 |
I should have made you |
| 00:41:51 |
If I had known for just one second |
| 00:41:55 |
Go on now go |
| 00:41:57 |
Walk out the door |
| 00:41:59 |
Just turn around now |
| 00:42:01 |
'cause you're not welcome anymore |
| 00:42:03 |
Weren't you the one who tried |
| 00:42:08 |
Did you think I'd crumble? |
| 00:42:09 |
Did you think I'd lay down and die? |
| 00:42:13 |
I will survive! |
| 00:42:15 |
For as long as I know how to love |
| 00:42:17 |
I know I'll stay alive |
| 00:42:19 |
I've got all my life to live |
| 00:42:21 |
And I've got all my love to give |
| 00:42:23 |
And I'll survive |
| 00:42:35 |
Hey take a look at that. |
| 00:42:40 |
I have got one idea... |
| 00:42:42 |
It took all the strength I had |
| 00:42:47 |
Kept tryin' hard to mend the pieces |
| 00:42:51 |
And I spent oh so many nights |
| 00:42:55 |
I used to cry |
| 00:42:59 |
And you see me |
| 00:43:01 |
Somebody new |
| 00:43:02 |
I'm not that chained up little person |
| 00:43:05 |
still in love with you |
| 00:43:06 |
And so you felt like dropping in |
| 00:43:10 |
Well, now I'm saving all my lovin' |
| 00:43:27 |
So you actually make money |
| 00:43:30 |
Oh sure. You can make a fine living |
| 00:43:35 |
Why Alan? Do you want a job? |
| 00:43:48 |
Oh, if only this dress could talk. |
| 00:43:50 |
You know, sometimes I wonder |
| 00:43:53 |
Definitely not my mother. Oh well. |
| 00:43:55 |
Serves me right for letting her buy me |
| 00:44:00 |
What's this? |
| 00:44:02 |
That is my most treasured possession |
| 00:44:06 |
But what is it? |
| 00:44:09 |
Well, a few years ago, |
| 00:44:11 |
to an Abba concert |
| 00:44:14 |
with Her Royal Highness Agnetha. |
| 00:44:16 |
Well, when I saw her ducking into the ladies loo, |
| 00:44:21 |
And after she'd finished her business |
| 00:44:23 |
only to find she'd left me a little gift, |
| 00:44:26 |
sitting in the toilet bowl. |
| 00:44:27 |
What are you telling me? |
| 00:44:29 |
This is an Abba turd? |
| 00:44:35 |
I know what we can do with this... |
| 00:44:38 |
- Are you right? |
| 00:44:41 |
OK! Go! |
| 00:45:05 |
There! |
| 00:45:35 |
Afternoon, |
| 00:45:36 |
what seems to be the problem? |
| 00:45:44 |
What a nice dog. |
| 00:45:47 |
Herpes. |
| 00:45:50 |
If she's good, |
| 00:45:54 |
Things get pretty quiet around here. |
| 00:45:57 |
Glad we could oblige. |
| 00:46:03 |
Well, your gas tank's |
| 00:46:06 |
Travelling on a rough road |
| 00:46:08 |
chucked it all up |
| 00:46:10 |
- Your fuel line's blocked and your injectors are stuffed. |
| 00:46:14 |
In the short term. |
| 00:46:16 |
What you blokes need |
| 00:46:19 |
I don't suppose you have one |
| 00:46:21 |
No. Sorry. |
| 00:46:23 |
I could pick one up in Coober Pedy in about |
| 00:46:27 |
Six days. |
| 00:46:30 |
Well, we can clean it out |
| 00:46:32 |
It might make it. We won't know |
| 00:46:36 |
Refreshment! |
| 00:46:42 |
That's very nice darling. |
| 00:46:46 |
Lemonade for guests. |
| 00:46:48 |
No darling please. |
| 00:46:50 |
I make chocolate crackles. |
| 00:46:56 |
Thank you. |
| 00:46:57 |
We put cream on? |
| 00:47:01 |
No no, it's face cream. |
| 00:47:04 |
Bob, Cynthia, thank you. |
| 00:47:08 |
- I love lamb with meringue. |
| 00:47:11 |
Like I said. New faces are |
| 00:47:15 |
- What are you doing off the highway? |
| 00:47:20 |
Glad you bothered. |
| 00:47:22 |
We don't get your type |
| 00:47:25 |
- Me like to sing too. Me like... |
| 00:47:29 |
Thought of opening a video business, but I suppose |
| 00:47:33 |
Me perform for you. |
| 00:47:36 |
My wife used to be in the |
| 00:47:40 |
- Yeah. You perform here? |
| 00:47:44 |
I mean you've got to be here |
| 00:47:46 |
The thought hadn't |
| 00:47:50 |
Well why not? I could have |
| 00:47:52 |
Everybody would love it. |
| 00:47:54 |
I'm not sure our show would |
| 00:47:59 |
What kind of cabaret do you do? |
| 00:48:01 |
We dress up in women's clothes |
| 00:48:03 |
and parade around mouthing |
| 00:48:07 |
You mean sort of like those... |
| 00:48:12 |
I've seen them. Way back in Sydney |
| 00:48:16 |
Bob, you're looking |
| 00:48:19 |
at probably the most famous |
| 00:48:23 |
You're kidding me? |
| 00:48:24 |
Oh give me a break. |
| 00:48:26 |
- I'm not joking. |
| 00:48:29 |
I wouldn't really have seen you. |
| 00:48:32 |
- Oh you'd be surprised. |
| 00:48:36 |
- Me sing. |
| 00:48:38 |
They perform not you. |
| 00:48:46 |
A real live 'Les Girls' show? |
| 00:48:49 |
Right, this calls for a celebration. |
| 00:48:55 |
- Maybe this isn't such a good idea. |
| 00:48:58 |
Our frocks were the sensation |
| 00:49:01 |
There was a K-Mart in Broken Hill. |
| 00:49:05 |
Christ, you should see what this woman is wearing. |
| 00:49:14 |
- Can I come in? |
| 00:49:22 |
- Oh you look incredible. |
| 00:49:27 |
Just keep dishing out the compliments Bob. |
| 00:49:30 |
- Now where's that lovely wife of yours? |
| 00:49:33 |
- She's not allowed in the pub any more. |
| 00:49:38 |
She's got a problem with alcohol. |
| 00:49:40 |
Every time she gets in the pub she makes |
| 00:49:43 |
Oh I know how she feels. |
| 00:49:47 |
Well, we're all waiting. |
| 00:49:52 |
Bob, we're having second thoughts. |
| 00:49:55 |
You can't back out now. |
| 00:49:58 |
They're not chained up |
| 00:50:00 |
Oh you blokes... |
| 00:50:03 |
Look, you'll be fine. |
| 00:52:05 |
What the hell's going on? |
| 00:52:31 |
She's not, is she? |
| 00:52:37 |
Oh you can't do that |
| 00:52:41 |
You want to bet? |
| 00:53:23 |
- I'm going! |
| 00:53:26 |
- You no good man. |
| 00:53:29 |
You want good wife, |
| 00:53:32 |
Darling don't go. |
| 00:53:33 |
I not like you anyway. |
| 00:53:36 |
You got little dingaling. |
| 00:53:52 |
Some days you just |
| 00:53:55 |
In my opinion, you should wait here |
| 00:54:00 |
But then again, you listened |
| 00:54:03 |
Forget it Bob. |
| 00:54:07 |
I'm just a gifted amateur around here. |
| 00:54:09 |
There's no way |
| 00:54:11 |
can compete with three ping pong balls, |
| 00:54:15 |
If we break down we break down. |
| 00:54:18 |
Pardon the pun. |
| 00:54:19 |
Well, good bye Bob. |
| 00:54:23 |
Yes I'd do anything to be able |
| 00:54:26 |
Bernadette, it has certainly been an honor |
| 00:54:29 |
And may I say it has been an hounour |
| 00:54:33 |
Believe me Bob, these days gentleman |
| 00:54:40 |
Unlike bloody drag queens |
| 00:54:47 |
Sayonara |
| 00:54:54 |
Bob? Fancy a free ride to Coober Pedy? |
| 00:55:04 |
Now listen Bob. |
| 00:55:06 |
We may wear the frocks around here, |
| 00:55:10 |
Where do I sleep? |
| 00:55:12 |
Oh anywhere that takes your fancy. |
| 00:55:14 |
The roof will do me fine. |
| 00:55:17 |
Thank you Bob, |
| 00:55:21 |
That's alright. I may as well |
| 00:55:24 |
A bit of R&R. |
| 00:55:51 |
May I ask you a personal question? |
| 00:55:54 |
Sure. |
| 00:55:56 |
Why? Why do you... |
| 00:56:02 |
You mean the $64.000 question? |
| 00:56:05 |
That's the girl. Now, |
| 00:56:08 |
Just slide the ribbon off and |
| 00:56:12 |
Here it comes now. |
| 00:56:14 |
What is it? |
| 00:56:16 |
It's a... it's a... |
| 00:56:21 |
cement mixer. |
| 00:56:25 |
Have you been changing |
| 00:56:32 |
So I guess I had |
| 00:56:35 |
Oh for fucks sake! Watch where |
| 00:56:38 |
- Fucking kill me or something? |
| 00:56:41 |
Sorry Bob. |
| 00:56:47 |
One, two, three. |
| 00:56:51 |
Now you are getting it. |
| 00:56:53 |
- Who taught you to waltz? |
| 00:56:55 |
Oh how sweet. You and the Mrs. |
| 00:56:58 |
every Tuesday night practising |
| 00:57:01 |
- Makes me want to sick up. |
| 00:57:04 |
Yes, married. |
| 00:57:06 |
We have only recently discovered |
| 00:57:10 |
I do not. |
| 00:57:11 |
So we're straight. |
| 00:57:14 |
Are we not? So we're |
| 00:57:17 |
- Then what the Hell are we? |
| 00:57:22 |
What the fuck's that? |
| 00:57:28 |
Good evening. |
| 00:57:31 |
Nice night for it. |
| 00:57:34 |
Oh, ok. Goodnight then. |
| 00:57:37 |
What a rude woman. |
| 00:57:48 |
And that's the power steering pump, |
| 00:57:52 |
- How interesting. |
| 00:58:01 |
Who wants the first bath? |
| 00:58:18 |
I won! |
| 00:58:30 |
Can I help you madame? |
| 00:58:41 |
Okay turn it over. |
| 00:59:01 |
I don't care if the sun don't shine. |
| 00:59:03 |
I get my lovin' in the evenin' time, |
| 00:59:06 |
When I'm with my baby |
| 00:59:11 |
It's no fun with the sun aroun', |
| 00:59:14 |
But I get goin' when the sun goes down |
| 00:59:16 |
And I meet |
| 00:59:19 |
My baby |
| 00:59:21 |
That's when we kiss and kiss and kiss |
| 00:59:24 |
And then we kiss some more |
| 00:59:27 |
Don't ask how many times we kiss |
| 00:59:29 |
At a time like this who keeps score |
| 01:00:02 |
That's it over there. |
| 01:00:04 |
It's an okay room with a shower. |
| 01:00:06 |
- Bags first! |
| 01:00:10 |
No. A shower, a comfortable bed |
| 01:00:12 |
If you think I'm going to crawl |
| 01:00:15 |
Now you blokes watch your back. |
| 01:00:19 |
They get up in the morning, they go down a hole, |
| 01:00:22 |
- That just about sums it up. |
| 01:00:25 |
You're welcome to hang out with us |
| 01:00:29 |
I'm meeting some of the boys down at |
| 01:00:33 |
I want to go with Bob. I want to go to the boys club. |
| 01:00:36 |
You'll come and have supper with us, or you'll |
| 01:01:06 |
He's a good man our Bob. |
| 01:01:11 |
Yeah, not my type though. |
| 01:01:13 |
Oh don't come the |
| 01:01:16 |
I can spot the fluttering |
| 01:01:19 |
Get out. |
| 01:01:23 |
Mind you, so am I. |
| 01:01:27 |
Did you catch that mail order bride? |
| 01:01:31 |
Why did he marry her? |
| 01:01:32 |
I'm dying to ask. |
| 01:01:35 |
Oops! Sorry. |
| 01:01:38 |
Don't worry about it. |
| 01:01:40 |
You're the world's best husband |
| 01:01:42 |
and given the chance you'd probably be |
| 01:01:44 |
a perfectly good father too. |
| 01:01:47 |
Do you really think so? |
| 01:01:49 |
Why? Are you thinking |
| 01:01:52 |
Yes, as a matter of fact. |
| 01:02:11 |
Do you have The Texas Chainsaw Mascara? |
| 01:02:17 |
Ever wanted kids? |
| 01:02:19 |
Sure, but I've learned |
| 01:02:26 |
Do you think an old Queen's |
| 01:02:29 |
Well, Elizabeth did |
| 01:02:32 |
Prince Charles is a wonderful boy. |
| 01:02:34 |
Edward's still a bit of a worry. |
| 01:02:39 |
And what happens |
| 01:02:43 |
You stuff them back in |
| 01:02:48 |
Stupid little shit. |
| 01:02:51 |
I dread to think |
| 01:03:21 |
Hello, |
| 01:03:23 |
I'm new in town. |
| 01:03:25 |
No kidding. |
| 01:03:27 |
Could I have a bloody Mary please. |
| 01:03:30 |
It's beer or nothing sweetheart. |
| 01:03:35 |
Well, I'd better have a beer then. |
| 01:03:38 |
Cheers. |
| 01:03:44 |
What are you all looking at? |
| 01:03:48 |
I'm sorry. |
| 01:03:51 |
Didn't mean to stare. |
| 01:03:53 |
We don't usually |
| 01:03:58 |
Oh, so what do women do around here |
| 01:04:04 |
Well! Look who we have here... |
| 01:04:08 |
You know that bloke do you? |
| 01:04:18 |
So, who's going to |
| 01:04:23 |
It would be my pleasure. |
| 01:04:29 |
So how about it? |
| 01:04:34 |
I suppose a fuck's |
| 01:04:42 |
Get her, Frank! |
| 01:04:46 |
Come on boys. Who wants |
| 01:04:51 |
So I never had a chance to tell my parents |
| 01:04:57 |
They never spoke to me again |
| 01:05:06 |
I have something to tell you. |
| 01:05:11 |
Oh shit! |
| 01:05:14 |
Get her! |
| 01:05:26 |
Okay fellas, let's not forget |
| 01:05:29 |
You fucking freak! |
| 01:05:34 |
Hold him down. |
| 01:05:35 |
- Spread his legs. |
| 01:05:41 |
Frank, Stop! |
| 01:05:45 |
- What the fuck do you think you're doing? |
| 01:05:48 |
Get off him you mongrel! |
| 01:05:50 |
He was joking, OK? |
| 01:05:53 |
Get out of there Bob! |
| 01:05:55 |
Cut it out Frank. |
| 01:05:57 |
Put that faggot down and get the fuck |
| 01:06:00 |
- Frank. |
| 01:06:02 |
Stop flexing your muscles |
| 01:06:05 |
I'm sure your mates would be much more |
| 01:06:09 |
and fucked a couple of pigs on the bar. |
| 01:06:12 |
Bernadette, please. |
| 01:06:16 |
I'll be darned! |
| 01:06:20 |
I suppose you want a fuck too? |
| 01:06:23 |
Come on and fuck me. |
| 01:06:27 |
Come on. |
| 01:06:40 |
There, now you're fucked. |
| 01:06:43 |
You stupid bloody idiot. |
| 01:06:47 |
I hope you're bloody well happy now. |
| 01:06:57 |
It's funny. |
| 01:06:59 |
We all sit around |
| 01:07:01 |
that vile stink-hole |
| 01:07:06 |
But in some strange way |
| 01:07:10 |
I don't know if that ugly wall |
| 01:07:13 |
stop them getting in |
| 01:07:21 |
Come on. |
| 01:07:23 |
Don't let it drag you down. |
| 01:07:26 |
Let it toughen you up. |
| 01:07:29 |
I can only fight |
| 01:07:33 |
Being a man one day and a woman the next |
| 01:07:40 |
- Sorry, I can't help you. |
| 01:07:46 |
Are we bunny hopping |
| 01:07:48 |
No good, but he says the man to help us |
| 01:07:52 |
- Like how fair? |
| 01:07:55 |
No matter. I haven't got |
| 01:07:57 |
Lets get out of here. |
| 01:08:00 |
We are out of here. |
| 01:08:29 |
Some things are said |
| 01:08:35 |
I'm sorry I got angry |
| 01:08:38 |
although I dare say, |
| 01:08:41 |
Anyway, that's enough of that. |
| 01:08:44 |
You know this is quite an experience |
| 01:08:48 |
I can quite safely say... |
| 01:08:50 |
that I think your taste in |
| 01:08:53 |
because you can't |
| 01:08:57 |
This is great fun. |
| 01:09:03 |
We're going to have a problem finding |
| 01:09:06 |
- Why do you say that? |
| 01:09:09 |
Oh he's out here. |
| 01:09:13 |
Well, I can't go back |
| 01:09:15 |
Not the most popular bloke |
| 01:09:31 |
Hello. |
| 01:09:34 |
- Who are you? |
| 01:09:40 |
- Best I be going home then. |
| 01:09:44 |
I your wife. See, I your wife. |
| 01:09:48 |
Silly girl. |
| 01:09:50 |
Should have done her |
| 01:09:53 |
She thought I was from Sydney. |
| 01:09:55 |
Why in God's name |
| 01:09:58 |
- She was my wife. |
| 01:10:02 |
Oh, the party's over |
| 01:10:05 |
You can't keep a good bitch down. |
| 01:10:08 |
What time do you think |
| 01:10:11 |
Late tomorrow arvo? |
| 01:10:12 |
And how long do you think |
| 01:10:14 |
I don't know. |
| 01:10:18 |
Hey a big day for you tomorrow. |
| 01:10:22 |
I saw that smile Felicia. |
| 01:10:25 |
one derogatory word and I'm |
| 01:10:27 |
in Coober Pedy. |
| 01:10:29 |
Look, please everyone. |
| 01:10:32 |
- Please don't make it any harder than it has to be. |
| 01:10:35 |
We won't open our mouths until you give |
| 01:10:54 |
Oh well, time for bed. |
| 01:10:56 |
Got to look good for the wife |
| 01:10:58 |
Time for your beauty sleep. |
| 01:11:02 |
Will you two be joining us? |
| 01:11:05 |
I just thought I'd have one for |
| 01:11:09 |
Sounds good to me. |
| 01:11:11 |
All right then. |
| 01:11:14 |
Night. |
| 01:11:18 |
Another piece of cake Bob? |
| 01:11:26 |
So, tell me about you. |
| 01:11:31 |
Can't complain. |
| 01:11:35 |
I spent thirty years |
| 01:11:38 |
only to find I'm better |
| 01:11:42 |
Not much, But it's my turf. |
| 01:11:44 |
Oh, shit! |
| 01:12:06 |
- What? |
| 01:12:15 |
I've waited all my life for this! |
| 01:12:18 |
Bernice has left her cake |
| 01:13:02 |
My fucking back is killing me. |
| 01:13:04 |
I need a crap. |
| 01:13:06 |
- Do you want me to go in? |
| 01:13:11 |
Excuse me sir, |
| 01:13:13 |
Are you planning |
| 01:13:15 |
Could you direct me |
| 01:13:18 |
- We're the Cabaret act from Sydney. |
| 01:13:20 |
- Well, just go in through to reception. |
| 01:13:23 |
It's alright. |
| 01:13:28 |
Come on Bob. Let's go |
| 01:13:32 |
G'day. |
| 01:13:35 |
??? at the back bar. |
| 01:13:37 |
Thanks. |
| 01:13:45 |
No, those three kegs |
| 01:13:46 |
I need them today. |
| 01:13:49 |
You're a doll. |
| 01:13:56 |
My god, husband! |
| 01:13:58 |
- It's so good to see you. |
| 01:14:01 |
- You are a day late, |
| 01:14:04 |
- You've lost weight |
| 01:14:07 |
I can finally get into that old one piece |
| 01:14:11 |
- What the hell do you do with it? |
| 01:14:14 |
You know, Shelley Winters. |
| 01:14:22 |
Where is he? |
| 01:14:42 |
Benj, do you remember Tick? |
| 01:14:54 |
Hello Tick. |
| 01:15:04 |
Where is the bloody bar? |
| 01:15:10 |
Mr. Belrose? |
| 01:15:13 |
Congratulations. It's a boy. |
| 01:15:21 |
Shit! |
| 01:15:23 |
- You OK? |
| 01:15:24 |
- Help! |
| 01:15:26 |
For Christ's sake, Mitzi, |
| 01:15:28 |
Why the hell did you have |
| 01:15:32 |
This lump on my head |
| 01:15:35 |
I'm about to make my |
| 01:15:38 |
a fucking Warner Brothers cartoon character |
| 01:15:42 |
- I think you look more like a Disney witch myself. |
| 01:15:45 |
At least I don't look like somebody |
| 01:15:48 |
I'm sorry girls. I couldn't stand the thoughts |
| 01:15:52 |
- Anyway what difference does it make now? |
| 01:15:55 |
Did you get a good look at him? |
| 01:15:58 |
- I think I'm going to be sick. |
| 01:16:01 |
but does he know who you are? |
| 01:16:04 |
Well, he knows he has a father in the |
| 01:16:08 |
- Oh Lord, I don't understand. |
| 01:16:11 |
- So stop trying to. It will be fine. |
| 01:16:14 |
Oh, stop wearing out that mirror. |
| 01:16:16 |
- You always knock before you enter? |
| 01:16:19 |
You haven't got anything |
| 01:16:21 |
Alright girls, |
| 01:16:23 |
Sweetheart, you've been on |
| 01:16:26 |
- The word's out, we've got a big crowd. |
| 01:16:29 |
- A full house. |
| 01:16:32 |
Safe and sound asleep in bed. |
| 01:16:35 |
Okay my little powder puff? |
| 01:16:38 |
- Can I come in? |
| 01:16:40 |
Of course you can Bob. |
| 01:16:44 |
My aunt Minnie in here? |
| 01:16:47 |
Don't mean to barge in. |
| 01:16:50 |
- Thank you Bob. |
| 01:16:53 |
To make up for |
| 01:16:55 |
Thank you. That's so thoughtful. |
| 01:16:58 |
Alright girls. Let's get |
| 01:17:00 |
You, out. That's a ten minute |
| 01:17:07 |
That's quite a wife you've got there Mitzi. |
| 01:17:10 |
Sand back the hulls of |
| 01:17:12 |
She sure is something. |
| 01:17:15 |
- Chookers girls! |
| 01:17:17 |
- Be careful of my head. |
| 01:17:21 |
Ladies and gentlemen... |
| 01:17:23 |
Lasseter's Casino |
| 01:17:25 |
Miss Mitzi Del Bra, |
| 01:17:29 |
and Miss Bernadette Bassinger... |
| 01:17:30 |
The sisters of the Simpson Desert! |
| 01:17:40 |
Meeting Mr. Right, |
| 01:17:44 |
The one who shows me true love |
| 01:17:47 |
With brown cocoa skin |
| 01:17:51 |
It's just the way he looks at me |
| 01:17:56 |
Finally you come along |
| 01:17:59 |
The way I feel about you |
| 01:18:03 |
If you only knew the way |
| 01:18:07 |
I just can't describe it |
| 01:18:11 |
Finally it has happened to me |
| 01:18:14 |
Right in front of my face |
| 01:18:16 |
My feelin's can't describe it |
| 01:18:24 |
And I just cannot hide it |
| 01:18:42 |
It seemed so many times |
| 01:18:45 |
But all he ever wanted |
| 01:18:49 |
But now you've come along |
| 01:18:53 |
In my heart I feel it |
| 01:19:54 |
Finally you come along |
| 01:21:39 |
- Come on. Snap out of it. |
| 01:21:43 |
You'll be fine. |
| 01:21:46 |
Come on love. |
| 01:21:47 |
That's it mate. |
| 01:21:50 |
You scared us all |
| 01:21:53 |
You just had to have that extra little bit |
| 01:21:58 |
Oh shit. |
| 01:21:59 |
What are you doing, Marion? You liar. |
| 01:22:03 |
- Drink your daiquiri. |
| 01:22:06 |
No you don't. |
| 01:22:09 |
Least now I know why drag queens |
| 01:22:12 |
To make their hands look smaller. |
| 01:22:15 |
What am I meant |
| 01:22:17 |
- I've never been so embarrased. |
| 01:22:20 |
- Really? |
| 01:22:23 |
You're going to have to drop all that shit |
| 01:22:26 |
Don't pretend to be surprised. |
| 01:22:30 |
- Not forever. Maybe just for a couple of months. |
| 01:22:33 |
Because I haven't had |
| 01:22:36 |
I need a rest Tick. |
| 01:22:40 |
- Reminds me of something I said not so long ago. |
| 01:22:42 |
And besides it's time he knew |
| 01:22:45 |
That's the problem. I mean, |
| 01:22:49 |
What do you assume I do? Lie? |
| 01:22:51 |
Assumption, my dear Mitzi, |
| 01:22:53 |
- Don't bitch to me. Bitch to him. |
| 01:23:06 |
Who is it? |
| 01:23:07 |
It's me Bob. |
| 01:23:12 |
Your flowers were being mangled. |
| 01:23:15 |
I thought I'd rescue |
| 01:23:20 |
Good idea. Thanks. |
| 01:23:31 |
What's the matter? |
| 01:23:34 |
Nothing. |
| 01:23:39 |
Do you know what your father |
| 01:23:47 |
So I suppose you know |
| 01:23:50 |
Does he have a boyfriend at the moment? |
| 01:23:54 |
Neither does Mum. |
| 01:23:56 |
She used to have a girlfriend |
| 01:24:03 |
Do you want to come and play |
| 01:24:07 |
Sure. |
| 01:24:14 |
Come on butch. Get a move on. |
| 01:24:19 |
Great show last night. |
| 01:24:21 |
Always. |
| 01:24:26 |
- How would you like to |
| 01:24:29 |
I think that might include taking the lady home |
| 01:24:32 |
What's the pay like Marion? |
| 01:24:34 |
Oh that one's going to |
| 01:24:36 |
and if you play your cards right |
| 01:24:39 |
Come on, all aboard. |
| 01:24:45 |
Just watch it with the innuendos Marion. |
| 01:24:47 |
At least give me |
| 01:24:49 |
You call dressing up as a Xanadu |
| 01:24:52 |
Come on Tick. |
| 01:24:55 |
He sure as shit isn't. |
| 01:25:10 |
- What are you doing? |
| 01:25:14 |
Murray. |
| 01:25:15 |
Rock. |
| 01:25:17 |
Murray Rock. |
| 01:25:18 |
Oh, Rock Hudson. |
| 01:25:20 |
Oh silly! |
| 01:25:22 |
My turn! |
| 01:25:24 |
Give it a go. |
| 01:25:27 |
Come on then. |
| 01:25:29 |
It's... a sexy woman. Famous woman. |
| 01:25:35 |
- Baby. |
| 01:25:37 |
I know this one. |
| 01:25:39 |
- Racing horse. |
| 01:25:41 |
Scary moose. |
| 01:25:43 |
- Scary dog. |
| 01:25:46 |
Lindy Chamberlain. |
| 01:25:49 |
That was appauling Benji. |
| 01:25:51 |
- Mom did. |
| 01:25:53 |
Sure. |
| 01:25:56 |
Come on Adam. |
| 01:26:00 |
Time is against us... |
| 01:26:02 |
and we have things to do. |
| 01:26:06 |
- Come on you butch thing, you. |
| 01:26:10 |
- All for one. |
| 01:26:17 |
Come on, Adam. |
| 01:26:25 |
So, whats it like... |
| 01:26:28 |
to finally have a father? |
| 01:26:32 |
It's okay. |
| 01:26:37 |
Sorry about last night. |
| 01:26:40 |
I don't always dress up |
| 01:26:43 |
I mean don't get the wrong idea... |
| 01:26:48 |
I do lots of different stuff... |
| 01:26:53 |
and Garry Glitter and... |
| 01:26:55 |
Abba? |
| 01:26:59 |
I'm not supposed to know |
| 01:27:02 |
but I'd really like to see it. |
| 01:27:05 |
Would you do Abba for me? |
| 01:27:09 |
Sure. |
| 01:27:16 |
You know what I am don't you? |
| 01:27:18 |
Mum says you're |
| 01:27:23 |
Well, your mother was always |
| 01:27:29 |
Will you have a boyfriend |
| 01:27:37 |
Maybe. |
| 01:27:40 |
That's good. |
| 01:27:52 |
- Come on! |
| 01:27:55 |
We're going to unleash |
| 01:28:05 |
I had a dream. |
| 01:29:41 |
Well, we did it. |
| 01:29:45 |
It never ends does it? |
| 01:29:48 |
All that space. |
| 01:29:55 |
So what now? |
| 01:29:57 |
I think I want to go home. |
| 01:30:01 |
Me too. |
| 01:30:05 |
Well then. Let's finish |
| 01:30:23 |
Don't go without leaving me |
| 01:30:26 |
Already taken care of Jeff. |
| 01:30:29 |
"For a good time, phone Felicia." |
| 01:30:31 |
- Hey, can we stop at McDonalds? |
| 01:30:34 |
- I've had just about enough of this shitty food. |
| 01:30:38 |
Lay it on the line husband. |
| 01:30:42 |
And if he doesn't like it, stiff bikkies. |
| 01:30:45 |
And what happens when the word gets out |
| 01:30:47 |
That's your problem, not his. |
| 01:30:50 |
Morals are a choice and he'll decide his own |
| 01:30:53 |
That's it. You're all packed. |
| 01:30:56 |
You've got to be joking. We haven't got |
| 01:31:00 |
I wish I was going with you. |
| 01:31:02 |
Your gas tank will be fine. |
| 01:31:06 |
I'm sure the road home will be |
| 01:31:08 |
waiting for a bus full of drag queens |
| 01:31:11 |
I wish. We're not even going to |
| 01:31:14 |
- Where the hell is Bernadette? |
| 01:31:18 |
Come on Cabanossi tits. |
| 01:31:21 |
In my room. |
| 01:31:24 |
I'm not going. I've decided |
| 01:31:28 |
Oh really. |
| 01:31:29 |
And you're choosing |
| 01:31:31 |
She told me a few weeks back. |
| 01:31:33 |
Just when I was looking for somebody |
| 01:31:36 |
Oh I get it. |
| 01:31:38 |
Who's been playing |
| 01:31:42 |
Let's get out of here |
| 01:31:44 |
Come on Benj. |
| 01:31:47 |
Not without a hug. |
| 01:31:54 |
Are you sure? |
| 01:31:57 |
No, I'm not sure. |
| 01:32:00 |
But I'll never know |
| 01:32:18 |
I'm as jealous as all hell. |
| 01:32:21 |
Shit. |
| 01:32:23 |
Raccoon time again. |
| 01:32:28 |
Bye. |
| 01:32:29 |
- Don't forget to write. |
| 01:32:32 |
- Bye. |
| 01:32:36 |
Yeah, see you Ralph! |
| 01:32:40 |
I've been cheated by you |
| 01:32:47 |
So I made up my mind, |
| 01:32:54 |
Look at me now, |
| 01:32:58 |
I don't know how |
| 01:33:03 |
There's a fire |
| 01:33:07 |
Just one look |
| 01:33:10 |
One more look |
| 01:33:15 |
Mamma mia, here I go again |
| 01:33:18 |
My my, how can I resist you? |
| 01:33:22 |
Mamma mia, does it show again? |
| 01:33:25 |
My my, just how much I've missed you |
| 01:33:29 |
Yes, I've been brokenhearted |
| 01:33:32 |
Blue since the day we parted |
| 01:33:35 |
Why, why did I ever let you go? |
| 01:33:38 |
Mamma mia, now I really know, |
| 01:33:41 |
My my, I could never let you go. |
| 01:33:52 |
I've been angry and sad |
| 01:33:59 |
I can't count all the times |
| 01:34:05 |
And when you go, |
| 01:34:08 |
I think you know |
| 01:34:14 |
You know that I'm not that strong. |
| 01:35:14 |
That's enough. |
| 01:35:19 |
Jesus! |
| 01:35:21 |
Thank you! |
| 01:35:42 |
Sometimes the snow comes down in June |
| 01:35:47 |
Sometimes the sun goes round the moon |
| 01:35:52 |
I see the passion in your eyes |
| 01:35:57 |
Sometimes it's all a big surprise |
| 01:36:01 |
Cause there was a time when all I did was wish |
| 01:36:07 |
You'd tell me this was love |
| 01:36:11 |
It's not the way I hoped |
| 01:36:14 |
or how I planned |
| 01:36:17 |
But somehow it's enough |
| 01:36:21 |
And now we're standing face-to-face |
| 01:36:26 |
Isn't this world a crazy place |
| 01:36:30 |
Just when I thought our chance had passed |
| 01:36:35 |
You go and save the best for last |
| 01:36:47 |
All of the nights you came to me |
| 01:36:52 |
When some silly girl had set you free |
| 01:36:57 |
I wondered how you'd make it through |
| 01:37:01 |
I wondered what was wrong with you |
| 01:37:06 |
Cause how could you give your love |
| 01:37:09 |
to someone else |
| 01:37:12 |
And share your dreams with me |
| 01:37:16 |
Sometimes the very thing you're looking for |
| 01:37:22 |
Is the one thing you can't see |
| 01:37:26 |
But now we're standing face-to-face |
