Four Christmases

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00:00:52 Hi.
00:00:54 Hi.
00:00:56 My name is, Kent.
00:00:58 Daphne.
00:00:59 Daphne. That's a really beautiful name.
00:01:01 It sounds like a
00:01:03 Obviously I know that it's not a flower,
00:01:08 I like flowers.
00:01:09 Smelling them, stuff like that.
00:01:17 Where are you from?
00:01:19 Connecticut.
00:01:20 Really? I'm a big fan of, Connecticut.
00:01:22 I'm a... Who isn't, right?
00:01:25 ...and you can really enjoy it.
00:01:27 But your also far enough that
00:01:29 - Did you go to school out there?
00:01:32 That's perfect, that's a great school.
00:01:34 - What's did you major in..?
00:01:36 It's great.
00:01:37 Those are really beautiful
00:01:40 They do a nice job
00:01:42 I'm gonna stop you right there.
00:01:44 Because on paper
00:01:47 You've took an interest
00:01:49 You've complemented
00:01:51 Blah, blah, blah.
00:01:54 If we'd met in college, our relationship,
00:01:57 Which I would have come to regret
00:02:00 ...that you're just as boring
00:02:03 ...as you have been during
00:02:05 Okay, Daphne...
00:02:06 If I wanted a nice
00:02:08 ...you'd be at the top of my list.
00:02:09 We'd just, I-chat all night long.
00:02:13 But unfortunately, that's
00:02:16 I want a man whose
00:02:19 ...when he puts it up my shirt.
00:02:22 Okay.
00:02:24 Save it, Kent.
00:02:26 Daphne, please.
00:02:29 Bitch, I'm talking to you!
00:02:33 - What did you call me?
00:02:36 Oh you sure can talk the talk,
00:02:39 But, can you
00:02:42 I don't give a damn
00:02:44 I hate those cheap buildings.
00:02:47 I'm from, North Dakota and this
00:02:50 ...in the vice and state, mamma.
00:02:54 Get your hands off me, right now.
00:02:55 Or I will take you to your knees
00:02:58 Promise?
00:03:16 Hold on, angel crossing!
00:03:18 Get on there. Here we
00:03:39 What a beautiful view.
00:03:43 So, this is where you live?
00:03:47 This is where you live
00:03:54 What do you think
00:03:57 - I really liked, Daphne.
00:03:59 - Yeah.
00:04:01 She's was a lot naughty,
00:04:04 What about, Kent,
00:04:05 - Kent was hot.
00:04:06 I like those glasses,
00:04:08 You want to try fill in
00:04:11 Like he was an angry
00:04:13 - Hot.
00:04:15 ...back in his apartment.
00:04:17 - You know what I mean?
00:04:18 Like a transformer.
00:04:20 - I'd like to meet, Kent again.
00:04:23 Toothpaste and all.
00:04:25 - I love you, Kate.
00:04:28 You are the best girl
00:04:59 Let's get these off, of you.
00:05:01 That was fun.
00:05:02 - That feels good.
00:05:04 - Oh really?
00:05:07 You know, this stuff is connected
00:05:10 - I know that.
00:05:12 - You know what that's for?
00:05:13 Okay.
00:05:16 So when's the big day?
00:05:18 - Hmm.
00:05:19 We're getting married in the
00:05:22 - Yeah, what about you guys?
00:05:26 So, why do you take
00:05:28 We do a lot of stuff together.
00:05:31 Yeah, it's fun.
00:05:32 Can't think of what
00:05:34 Right, so why wouldn't you
00:05:37 - Yeah.
00:05:38 - We're happy.
00:05:39 And I love her.
00:05:41 ...and stress and all kinds of stuff.
00:05:43 We don't want our relationship
00:05:45 We just wanna be together
00:05:47 Not because we have to, you know?.
00:05:49 There's a reason that they
00:05:52 "Tying the knot"
00:05:54 Have you ever listened to the
00:05:57 Like: "I promise to obey. "
00:05:59 I'd rather be like stuck
00:06:01 ...with some weird millionaire,
00:06:04 ...and trying to escape
00:06:05 ...in something with those. That's like
00:06:09 So, what about children?
00:06:11 - No, no.
00:06:13 - I don't wanna make them.
00:06:17 I just don't want to be like,
00:06:20 ...and hurt their feelings
00:06:22 Yeah, that's what
00:06:23 We're both from
00:06:25 We've seen it play out. We don't
00:06:28 But anyway, congratulations
00:06:31 That sounds like a really cool
00:06:33 Yeah, absolutely.
00:06:35 - Merry Christmas.
00:06:37 Bye-bye.
00:07:02 - Big-bad Brad!
00:07:04 - How are you guys doing?
00:07:06 You remember
00:07:08 - How are you? Good to see you.
00:07:10 What are you guys
00:07:13 We got the entire
00:07:15 13 airport pick-ups.
00:07:17 4 days of listening
00:07:21 My brother thinks his daughter,
00:07:25 ...is gonna be the next, Beyonce.
00:07:30 She's bad and she sucks.
00:07:34 I'm vacationing in tropical
00:07:37 ...with, Tricia's family.
00:07:39 They got us a cot,
00:07:41 But we'll probably end up sleeping...
00:07:42 ...on the musty couch
00:07:44 All seven of them.
00:07:46 We'll get to be there
00:07:49 Sounds like
00:07:50 Why do you guys put
00:07:53 It's, christmas, right,
00:07:55 We don't need to do it.
00:07:57 We don't.
00:07:58 - We're done.
00:08:00 - We're going to Fiji. Just the two of us.
00:08:03 Fiji?
00:08:04 Yeah.
00:08:05 Don't your families
00:08:06 Not if you tell them
00:08:09 Like building houses
00:08:12 Teaching english as a second
00:08:14 Helping orphans in, Somalia.
00:08:16 Helping, Chinese kids capture lobsters.
00:08:20 Boil them, cut them, clean the
00:08:23 We find it that the more
00:08:25 ...kinda throws them off the set.
00:08:27 You lie to your families
00:08:30 You really can't spell
00:08:33 Try it.
00:08:35 But don't you
00:08:38 For taking a vacation
00:08:40 No, not really.
00:08:41 - You do look pretty sexy with a tan.
00:08:45 You could take this one.
00:08:48 - Like that.
00:08:53 Oh by the way I made a couple's
00:08:55 - You did? That's great.
00:08:59 I should probably check
00:09:01 I did it.
00:09:02 You checked us in already?
00:09:05 I picked up a pair of those noise
00:09:08 - You did not.
00:09:10 - Oh my God.
00:09:12 We should probably sign up for
00:09:16 I heard it fills up
00:09:18 Do you feel like we've
00:09:21 The scuba diving, we did that
00:09:25 Yeah, but this is Fiji.
00:09:29 That's a whole different island.
00:09:32 and the scuba diving
00:09:35 It's different water different fish.
00:09:37 It's gonna be really good.
00:09:39 - It's gonna be amazing.
00:09:41 - I am. I'm really excited.
00:09:46 - I love you.
00:10:03 Hey, Mom, merry, christmas.
00:10:05 Yeah.
00:10:07 Listen. Actually I'm sorry
00:10:10 We're actually heading
00:10:13 Yeah. That's exactly
00:10:18 We're inoculating babies there.
00:10:20 Yeah, we'll be helping
00:10:23 It's such a great cause, but honestly...
00:10:25 it just sucks that we're not able to
00:10:29 You know how much. I know, mom it's been
00:10:32 I wish I would've
00:10:34 But, Kate sent all
00:10:38 Okay.
00:10:43 That's Merry Christmas
00:10:45 All right, I'll tell her.
00:10:49 You learned "Merry Christmas" in, Burmese.
00:10:50 I gotta take everything
00:10:53 Come on, let's do this.
00:11:18 Attention, San Francisco
00:11:20 All flights
00:11:22 ...due to extreme
00:11:24 Sir, excuse me.
00:11:25 Well the phone's will be in
00:11:27 But what I can do
00:11:30 ...on the first flight
00:11:33 Tomorrow's not going to be great for us.
00:11:34 We've already scheduled
00:11:36 I'm sorry, sir. I don't make
00:11:40 The best I can do is get you
00:11:43 They have lovely accommodations,
00:11:46 You promise?
00:11:48 - Did you hear that?
00:11:50 No, no that's terrific.
00:11:51 Would it be possible
00:11:53 and get us, McDonald's as desert?
00:11:55 I'll start missing
00:11:57 With this kind of
00:11:59 - Because that's terrific. A suite.
00:12:01 That's not helping, Brad, okay.
00:12:04 that you're possibly affiliated with?
00:12:07 - No, I'm sorry.
00:12:10 How about an airline that
00:12:13 The FAA has ruled that the, Bay
00:12:17 No flights are coming in
00:12:20 until at least tomorrow morning.
00:12:22 Let's see how travelers
00:12:26 We have a couple over here.
00:12:29 Where are you headed
00:12:34 We're live on the air.
00:12:36 You certainly look
00:12:43 We're taking...
00:12:47 We'll take a different trip.
00:12:50 What he's trying to say is
00:12:53 This is actually
00:12:56 You must be pretty upset.
00:13:02 This is, Kate.
00:13:05 Hi, mom.
00:13:08 I know, mom. All the flights
00:13:10 - But they're not really...
00:13:12 They're not sure,
00:13:14 You want me to answer it?
00:13:16 Do I pick it up or not?
00:13:18 Yes, I know. I understand
00:13:20 What? What do you want me to do? I don't know
00:13:28 Alright he's gonna give you a big
00:13:30 - I'm not hugging anybody.
00:13:33 - Alright we'll see you at noon.
00:13:36 Kate, are you crazy?
00:13:39 What did you want me to say?
00:13:42 We're obviously not
00:13:44 - No...
00:13:46 By the way, what did you say to your dad?
00:13:47 I told my dad that of course
00:13:50 Don't compare
00:13:52 - You kidding?
00:13:54 ...that you're missing here, Kate.
00:13:55 My Dad's a unique specific
00:13:58 My dad, your mom.
00:14:00 Great.
00:14:01 We'll see all four families in one day, Kate.
00:14:04 Do you have any idea what this means?
00:14:06 I know exactly
00:14:21 Brad.
00:14:25 Baby.
00:14:27 I don't want to fight.
00:14:30 Honey, I don't wanna fight either.
00:14:31 - I hate this.
00:14:34 I love you.
00:14:36 This is what our families do, you
00:14:39 My mother makes me crazy
00:14:42 You're absolutely right.
00:14:44 We just gotta get through these, Four Christmases...
00:14:46 as quickly and as painlessly as possible.
00:14:48 Exactly. Promise me that no
00:14:52 we'll still have each other, right.
00:14:54 - Honey, of course we will.
00:15:07 Hey listen. If one of these
00:15:09 - I think we're gonna need a exit strategy.
00:15:11 We'll need a word that both of us know
00:15:14 What do you think our
00:15:16 It's a good idea.
00:15:17 - Mistletoe is really good.
00:15:20 By the way, my father's house
00:15:24 Please sweetheat, do not feel
00:15:27 to pull the rip cord early,
00:15:29 if this house gets too
00:15:32 - Okay.
00:15:34 All right, I'll let you
00:15:36 I'm just looking out for you
00:15:39 Brad, I'm gonna go see your
00:15:41 Unless you're too weird
00:15:44 - I'm going in.
00:15:47 - Mistletoe.
00:15:50 Brad, we're going in. Let's go.
00:16:03 Son of a bitch.
00:16:06 - Merry Christmas.
00:16:08 Merry Christmas, tiny.
00:16:10 - Thanks for having us.
00:16:12 - Come on in.
00:16:14 Let's... Let's celebrate.
00:16:16 Okay. Sounds good.
00:16:22 That's a lot of presents
00:16:24 You're trying
00:16:26 The biggest one is
00:16:29 Yeah? What is it?
00:16:31 I'm not gonna tell you.
00:16:36 What, are you crazy?
00:16:37 - Bro.
00:16:44 Baby!
00:16:47 Kate, these are my brothers:
00:16:51 - Hi, nice to meet you.
00:16:54 You must be, Orlando's girl.
00:16:56 Orlando?
00:16:57 We're named after the cities
00:17:00 I'm, Denver that's, Dallas.
00:17:06 Orlando?
00:17:07 My given name is, Orlando.
00:17:11 I'm, Brad.
00:17:13 What?
00:17:14 Well, merry christmas one and all.
00:17:17 - Orderves for anyone.
00:17:20 Who are you trying
00:17:22 We also got beer moses in the back.
00:17:24 Ladies first.
00:17:26 Thank you so much.
00:17:30 What is this?
00:17:32 Yeah, spray.
00:17:35 Spray cheese from the famous
00:17:45 Give me a hand.
00:17:50 Here we go.
00:17:51 Do you have something
00:17:56 Hump it! Hump it!
00:17:57 I haven't seen
00:17:59 Shut it, soldier boy!
00:18:03 The spray cheese!
00:18:06 Bring it home, soldier boy.
00:18:23 Oh my, god, honey. I am so sorry
00:18:26 Let me apologize for them.
00:18:28 If you wanna say "Mistletoe"
00:18:32 I get it. I totally get it. Don't
00:18:34 If you need to get out of here, you let me
00:18:37 Beacause that was weird.
00:18:39 I can not believe you didn't
00:18:41 - What are you talking about?
00:18:44 It's just crazy to me. We've
00:18:47 and I don't even know your real name.
00:18:49 No, it's not a little bit odd. I
00:18:53 You don't say hey: "My name used
00:18:56 - You just say: "My name is, Bob. "
00:18:59 but to somebody you're
00:19:00 Yeah you tell them your real name.
00:19:02 Sweetheart, I really don't want
00:19:04 By rhe way this is exactly why I was
00:19:06 this is isn't us, it's them.
00:19:09 Okay but your real name isn't asshole.
00:19:12 Don't wanna be
00:19:14 That's very funny. Go ahead
00:19:17 It's bad enough, I have to deal
00:19:19 but now I gotta take it from you too?
00:19:21 No, you shouldn't. You shouldn't
00:19:24 Kate, they are trained, UFC fighters.
00:19:27 They know pressure
00:19:29 But you're twice their size.
00:19:31 They're semi-professional
00:19:33 Like one person comes out,
00:19:35 A cock fighting
00:19:38 - I thought you said they were personal trainers.
00:19:41 Like that thing you see on the pay-per-view.
00:19:43 Yes exactly. Except they don't
00:19:46 They mostly just brawl
00:19:48 and then they upload
00:19:50 Honey, my childhood was just
00:19:54 Except I didn't have some kind,
00:19:57 to share my struggle with.
00:19:59 But you're not
00:20:01 You're a grown, strong,
00:20:06 I really don't want to get into this.
00:20:08 Brad, let me just let you know
00:20:12 What you need to do
00:20:14 and set some
00:20:16 and demand that they respect
00:20:19 Hey, big city, come to
00:20:21 - Come on son, we gotta go!
00:20:24 You can do this, baby.
00:20:31 Right, right.
00:20:33 Okay, gentlemen.
00:20:35 Can we take it down
00:20:38 I'm not a kid, you can't
00:20:40 We're adults.
00:20:42 I'm a grown man
00:20:44 There's gonna be certain boundaries
00:20:48 They might be invisible. I know you
00:20:52 but you're certainly gonna be able
00:20:55 These boundaries
00:20:58 And if they are crossed, there's
00:21:06 Thank you.
00:21:12 Welcome back, stud!
00:21:15 Don't!
00:21:16 Stop!
00:21:22 Stop it!
00:21:29 Come on, can I go in?
00:21:30 No, you boys could get hurt.
00:21:33 Come in!
00:21:34 - Come on!
00:21:36 - Go!
00:21:42 Get it!
00:21:46 Google me, bitch!
00:21:48 What?
00:21:49 Google me. You might wanna
00:21:52 No! Dad!
00:21:54 Stop!
00:21:56 Let's open the presents...
00:21:57 so, Orlando can get
00:22:00 Let's do it.
00:22:10 Baby.
00:22:12 It's me. It's me.
00:22:15 Did you break anything?
00:22:19 I am so proud of you.
00:22:22 Orlando, you're closest
00:22:31 Gosh, wasn't it so
00:22:33 under the 10 dollar cap this year?
00:22:35 The first gift is to, Connor.
00:22:37 - The 10 dollar what?
00:22:40 Uncle Brad and his special
00:22:42 Brad?
00:22:43 I'll be your nice uncle...
00:22:45 ...after you see what I got you.
00:22:49 - Brad?
00:22:50 What?
00:22:51 - X-Box. This is awesome.
00:22:54 Top shelf for you, pal.
00:22:55 It's got the triple core processor,
00:22:58 It was a 10 dollar
00:23:00 How in the hell did you find
00:23:04 Looks like someone's trying to
00:23:07 Maybe someone's family
00:23:09 there was a 10 dollar spending cap.
00:23:10 Or maybe if you came home
00:23:13 Guys can we try
00:23:15 What's the problem? We're trying
00:23:18 It's, christmas. Let's keep
00:23:22 The next gift is to, Cody
00:23:27 I'm sure this is
00:23:31 Dig in there, tear it up.
00:23:35 A flashlight?
00:23:37 That's it?
00:23:39 Why don't you love me,
00:23:41 Okay, okay. Honestly,
00:23:44 I didn't know there was
00:23:46 Well my gift from, Santa Claus
00:23:50 I have a feeling that your
00:23:52 probably going to ring
00:23:54 Why? Is, Santa Claus
00:23:57 No, Santa is dad.
00:24:01 Right.
00:24:03 I don't understand.
00:24:05 What's happening? What's happening?
00:24:09 There's no, Santa Claus.
00:24:11 You're joking with me, right?
00:24:15 They know there's
00:24:18 They do now.
00:24:19 How could you lie to us, Daddy?
00:24:21 There is a Santa Claus.
00:24:23 Cody, come on.
00:24:24 You and Santa Claus
00:24:26 That's not gonna
00:24:29 When he gets hurt inside
00:24:31 ...his emotions into words,
00:24:36 Don't worry, he always comes back.
00:24:38 Nobody loves me!
00:24:42 Okay, look.
00:24:45 - I just assumed...
00:24:47 Let's keep it moving.
00:24:49 I'm starting to lose my balls over here.
00:24:51 All right?
00:24:54 What's this one here?
00:24:57 That's a satellite dish, Howard.
00:24:59 Why would I want a satellite?
00:25:01 That's not a satellite,
00:25:03 Terrific. You got so many more
00:25:06 You don't think I get enough channels?
00:25:09 Well, your TV right now
00:25:11 Wait.
00:25:12 How much is this gift
00:25:17 Apparently it's not going to cost you.
00:25:19 - So, nothing actually.
00:25:22 Just because I drive
00:25:24 doesn't mean I need me
00:25:26 - paying the bills for me.
00:25:28 If you want to pay, for
00:25:31 The installation guy comes on Tuesday,
00:25:34 Cancel it. We install things
00:25:36 Dad, I think you gonna want
00:25:40 If you think I'll allow
00:25:43 ...in a uniform to wander
00:25:46 ...and touch my underwear...
00:25:48 You got another thing coming, no.
00:25:52 I'll see you top side in five.
00:25:54 All three on the roof.
00:25:55 - Let's go.
00:25:59 To her mother.
00:26:02 What don't you...?
00:26:04 You wanna go over
00:26:07 Yeah, okay, come here.
00:26:12 Ain't it nice to have everybody
00:26:15 Yes, it is.
00:26:18 We're gonna make
00:26:25 Okay, here we go.
00:26:28 Okay.
00:26:30 Take her before
00:26:31 Thank you.
00:26:34 Gotta go and do
00:26:47 You gotta use
00:26:49 I know what I'm doing.
00:26:52 Sorry, I know that you major...
00:26:53 ...in a satellite dish
00:26:58 Yeah.
00:26:59 Great, dude. Mock me
00:27:02 - Hey, Grandpa!
00:27:05 Come play, war with me!
00:27:07 Maybe later, grandpa is busy.
00:27:11 Grandma's boyfriend
00:27:14 Your grandmother's boyfriend
00:27:18 You can tell him I said so.
00:27:19 Connor, go get us
00:27:23 Sounds like you and mom
00:27:27 I don't want to speak ill
00:27:30 But...
00:27:32 she's nothing but a
00:27:33 Okay, that's great.
00:27:36 What?
00:27:38 ...who throws away a career,
00:27:40 ...and runs off
00:27:42 - What are you talking about?
00:27:44 Dad, she was a cashier,
00:27:47 That would fall in the category of a job,
00:27:50 Stopped spending time with her. You
00:27:53 I fed her, I put a roof over her head
00:27:57 I spoiled her, that's what I did.
00:27:59 Let that be a lesson to you kids...
00:28:01 about being honest with your wives.
00:28:03 You can't spell "families"
00:28:07 - Amen, Dad.
00:28:12 What is she like...
00:28:16 - Nine.
00:28:18 - Yeah.
00:28:20 She's not walking or
00:28:23 Are you kidding me?
00:28:26 my boob out of her mouth
00:28:28 - Yeah.
00:28:30 What, breast feeding?
00:28:31 No.
00:28:33 Maybe at first, but
00:28:37 I can hardly
00:28:40 You wanna flick one?
00:28:42 - No.
00:28:43 - No, no.
00:28:44 That's okay. I have a set of my
00:28:48 - Sure. Of course.
00:28:50 Okay, we're all set!
00:28:53 Hey!
00:28:54 The picture's all fuzzy.
00:28:56 Did you get me some
00:28:59 No, it's not a cheap
00:29:02 I just gotta adjust it.
00:29:05 Even worse!
00:29:06 I can make it work! Hold on!
00:29:08 How about now?
00:29:09 Dad...!
00:29:10 Could you hold her?
00:29:13 No, actually... Okay.
00:29:16 Okay.
00:29:17 Come on, you can't break her.
00:29:19 - Okay.
00:29:20 Okay, you know what...?
00:29:22 It's a satellite, you gotta
00:29:24 How about now, is it better now?
00:29:26 No, it's worse.
00:29:29 I don't think she likes me.
00:29:31 She likes you fine.
00:29:33 Just give her a chance
00:29:35 - How about now?
00:29:38 Son of a bitch.
00:29:40 Take the damn thing down. I
00:29:44 I love my rabbit ears!
00:29:49 Can you tell me "hot or cold".
00:29:50 - What?
00:29:52 Hot or cold what? What the hell
00:29:57 How long until
00:29:59 Not long at all.
00:30:03 - Horrible.
00:30:05 Shut up, and let me work!
00:30:06 I don't want a fancy satellite.
00:30:09 It's not a satellite, genius!
00:30:14 Okay.
00:30:15 - Pull the thing and...
00:30:18 Pull the damn thing!
00:30:34 It's too much.
00:30:35 Whatever you're doing,
00:30:37 - Leave my TV alone!
00:30:42 She stopped crying.
00:30:44 I did it!
00:30:45 You idiot! Stop it!
00:30:49 - This is all right.
00:30:53 I'm fine.
00:30:55 That's awesome.
00:30:56 Okay, I'm coming up.
00:31:20 Give me back my baby!
00:31:24 Mistletoe.
00:31:29 Mistletoe.
00:31:37 I can't believe I nailed
00:31:39 I feel kind of bad about that.
00:31:41 That's my brother's kid. You couldn't
00:31:44 I did get it to stop
00:31:46 I think it kind of liked me.
00:31:49 Yeah.
00:31:50 Oh my, god! Do you know what happens
00:31:54 I don't think I wanna know either.
00:31:55 No, I don't think you do.
00:31:58 - They crack up like tire rubber.
00:32:07 Just so you know, it's a bit of
00:32:12 This is different.
00:32:17 Maybe she has
00:32:25 Merry christmas, mom.
00:32:26 Merry christmas, Kate.
00:32:29 Merry christmas.
00:32:33 Give me a hug, Kate.
00:32:35 Oh, okay.
00:32:37 Good to see you.
00:32:39 And you must be, Brad.
00:32:40 Mrs. Kincaid.
00:32:42 Call me, Marilyn
00:32:44 and give me a hug, you big,
00:32:47 Bring it!
00:32:48 - Yes, yes!
00:32:52 Shit, that feels good.
00:32:54 You're so tall and firm
00:32:58 He's tall.
00:33:01 - Brad, this is my aunt, Sarah.
00:33:04 - This is my aunt, Donna.
00:33:05 - Is that genuine leather.
00:33:08 The one in the canarian hanging
00:33:11 I'm sorry, gram, gram, but that's
00:33:14 Sorry, merry christmas to you.
00:33:17 I get it.
00:33:20 This is the den. Well,
00:33:25 I can't believe you came.
00:33:27 - Hi, Courtney.
00:33:29 Hey listen, I can't get up,
00:33:32 and I gotta keep
00:33:33 Okay.
00:33:34 - Well, this is, Brad.
00:33:37 Hi.
00:33:38 I'm, Courtney.
00:33:40 - Brad. merry christmas.
00:33:44 And that's granddad
00:33:46 and this is, Courtney's husband, Jim.
00:33:48 - Take, Jackson.
00:33:50 He's so good with kids.
00:33:53 - We're gonna try again.
00:33:55 Oh I forgot you're too cool for kids.
00:33:58 I never said, I was too cool for kids.
00:34:01 I know you didn't say it.
00:34:03 And you have really strong
00:34:07 Well, that's actually not...
00:34:10 You know, I'd rather just not get into it.
00:34:12 Where's, Kasi?
00:34:13 She's outside in the jump-jump
00:34:17 There's a jump-jump?
00:34:21 Kate always hated the jump-jump.
00:34:22 In the 5th grade, bunch of kids trapped
00:34:26 - She never got over it.
00:34:29 They tortured her
00:34:31 Why would they trap
00:34:34 Because she was...
00:34:36 "Cootie Kate".
00:34:37 Courtney.
00:34:39 Who's cootie, Kate?
00:34:40 - She didn't tell you about cootie, Kate?
00:34:43 All the kids pretended
00:34:46 ...and no one talked to her.
00:34:48 If Kate even touched you,
00:34:51 and spray with disinfectant
00:34:53 That sounds like it could be really hurtful.
00:34:56 Not long. I don't
00:34:58 Seven years. Until 6th.
00:35:00 That was a long time ago.
00:35:01 I'm sure you don't
00:35:03 Let's test it out.
00:35:05 Ahh... cooties!
00:35:10 Pastor Phil has encouraged us to dispense...
00:35:14 with the commercial
00:35:17 - Who's, Pastor Phil?
00:35:19 It's a whole new thing.
00:35:21 So...
00:35:22 what I had in mind
00:35:25 we would go around
00:35:28 would speak to the spiritual
00:35:32 A verbal gift giving of sorts.
00:35:35 Wait. There's
00:35:37 Kasi.
00:35:39 None that you can see.
00:35:41 Okay, I'll go first.
00:35:43 I would like to give more
00:35:46 and to, Pastor Phil.
00:35:53 gram-gram,
00:35:56 I could increase the frequency
00:35:59 ...I pleasure, Milton with
00:36:05 Did she just say that?
00:36:09 Brad, why don't you go next?
00:36:13 I follow, gram, gram with that...
00:36:16 ...hand stuff and what she
00:36:20 I'd like to umm...
00:36:22 with Kate...
00:36:25 would be too...
00:36:28 Vacationing more frequently
00:36:32 That is lovely, Brad.
00:36:34 - He's so well spoken.
00:36:38 Courtney, what would you give?
00:36:40 Well, I'd like
00:36:42 And that is the gift
00:36:46 I know that comes with its
00:36:49 like getting fat and having
00:36:52 when you sneak a cig, but.
00:36:54 I'd also like to give
00:36:56 And that is a scheduled,
00:37:01 Don't most women want
00:37:04 Yeah, those women
00:37:06 Right.
00:37:10 You just come here.
00:37:13 Auntie, Kate will you
00:37:15 What do I do?
00:37:16 You gotta hold him.
00:37:19 I'll fix myself here.
00:37:22 - What should I do with him?
00:37:24 How do I do that?
00:37:25 Just lift up his diaper
00:37:31 Oh... Oh yeah there's something in here.
00:37:33 It's a really disgusting...
00:37:36 Jackson...
00:37:39 Your projectile on auntie, Kate.
00:37:43 - I'm gonna vomit.
00:37:45 Get him some water.
00:37:47 - I'm about to throw up.
00:37:51 I'll get sick. I can't be here.
00:37:53 What do I do?
00:37:54 Take it away from me.
00:37:56 You gotta get out of here. I can't breathe.
00:37:59 I want to do it too!
00:38:01 - Kate!
00:38:08 Are you joking me? These are the only
00:38:12 How's that even possible?
00:38:14 It's not like you ever come around.
00:38:17 I can not believe you told him
00:38:20 How was I supposed to
00:38:22 Like you would tell, Jim you're
00:38:24 Jim and I know everything there
00:38:26 He knows I slept with
00:38:29 Just like I know he
00:38:32 - I didn't need to know that.
00:38:35 I would think that
00:38:37 would know a little bit more about
00:38:40 How can you really appreciate
00:38:43 until you really know them?
00:38:51 Thank you.
00:38:53 I kind of feel like a
00:38:56 We're just so glad that
00:38:58 You're the longest relationship
00:39:05 With a man?
00:39:34 What' is this?
00:39:53 Oh, my God.
00:40:17 Who's that?
00:40:18 That's, Josephine.
00:40:19 Everyone called her, Joe.
00:40:23 Last I heard, Joe coaches
00:40:32 Check that out!
00:40:34 - That's, Kate?
00:40:37 She looks like, Shaq.
00:40:54 Hi, auntie Kate.
00:40:56 - Hi, Kasi.
00:40:59 Not much. Do you need
00:41:02 What's this?
00:41:07 That is my
00:41:11 What?
00:41:12 We not allowed to have
00:41:14 - I have to tell my mom.
00:41:18 Actually, can I have it back because...
00:41:23 Kasi.
00:41:24 You want this?
00:41:26 This is not a joke,
00:41:29 Auntie Kate needs
00:41:34 Kasi, this is not funny!
00:42:02 Kasi,
00:42:04 Don't make me
00:42:08 Kasi!
00:42:09 Come on!
00:42:10 Come and get it!
00:42:35 Wait a minute.
00:42:36 Yeah, she lost three pounds.
00:42:40 A pound a month.
00:42:42 Courtney.
00:42:45 Kasi, honey. Please
00:42:48 Keep away!
00:42:52 Come and get it, old lady!
00:42:54 What?
00:42:55 Keep away! Keep away!
00:42:56 Give it to me!
00:42:58 "Give it to me. "
00:42:59 Just give me the marker.
00:43:01 "Just give me the marker.
00:43:04 Come and get it!
00:43:10 Get it!
00:43:16 Yeah!
00:43:18 - That's Kate?
00:43:20 Wait a minute. Hold on.
00:43:22 - That's Kate.
00:43:35 Can't believe it, Kate is
00:43:38 I've never seen her
00:43:41 Hey! Okay!
00:43:47 Mistletoe!
00:43:50 Brad! Mistletoe!
00:43:53 Mistletoe!
00:43:55 - We're so glad you're here, Brad.
00:43:59 What did she take so long to
00:44:21 I came here for a marker...
00:44:23 and I'm not leaving
00:44:45 Kasi!
00:44:49 That marker in your mouth,
00:45:32 Hey,hey!
00:45:34 Sweetheart you never told me
00:45:37 Okay it was called, "Get fit camp".
00:45:39 I can't believe my family is showing
00:45:42 You know what my favorite ones
00:45:44 'cause it looks almost like you
00:45:46 - but you ate the other baby in the womb.
00:45:48 - That's why you're so powerful.
00:45:50 Because you ate your twin sister,
00:45:53 - Cut it out.
00:45:55 It doesn't bother me if you
00:45:59 with lesbian tendencies, 'cause
00:46:01 - then I'm cool with it.
00:46:04 - I saw the pictures of, Joe.
00:46:07 Haircuts don't lie.
00:46:11 like play baseball
00:46:14 We're just kids.
00:46:16 We played in the basement.
00:46:19 We pretended we're on the
00:46:22 she never wanted me
00:46:26 Okay, listen and look
00:46:29 All I'm saying to you is, it's not fun when
00:46:33 You shouldn't have been so shitty
00:46:35 when you have so many
00:46:39 Do not throw rocks when
00:46:42 Okay, I see your point.
00:46:43 I love you.
00:46:51 Mom.
00:46:53 I really need to talk
00:46:55 Kate, I don't have time for this. I don't
00:46:59 But I just...
00:47:00 But I just... I kinda want
00:47:02 Well if it's important now, it'll be
00:47:06 Well yeah but...
00:47:07 Clean yourself up a little,
00:47:22 And now...
00:47:25 ...the, Pastor Phil!
00:47:30 Hello. There's a new born King.
00:47:34 Hallelujah!
00:47:36 Praise Him!
00:47:39 Praise Him! Praise Him!
00:47:44 Glory to the new born King!
00:47:47 Hallelujah!
00:47:52 Please be seated.
00:47:57 I've been given a note.
00:47:59 The, Walshes who
00:48:01 of, Mary and Joseph
00:48:04 and done a great job of it, they had
00:48:07 So, we're gonna need
00:48:09 to perform the roles
00:48:15 You should do it.
00:48:16 What?
00:48:17 No, I won't get in front
00:48:20 You're staged trained. You
00:48:23 No. I wasn't Pippin,
00:48:27 I played a tree because I had a bad
00:48:30 I know this seems like I'm putting you
00:48:34 Honey, Pastor Phil needs you.
00:48:37 - I'm not gonna do it.
00:48:39 Or do I still need
00:48:43 Kate will play
00:48:44 What?
00:48:45 Hallelujah! The cure of the world!
00:48:47 I just said I wouldn't.
00:48:49 Hallelujah! Kate, you stand up!
00:48:52 Stand up, please!
00:48:54 Look at the joy you've brought
00:48:57 by your volunteering
00:48:59 Hello. I still need a, Joseph.
00:49:03 Brad be, Joseph.
00:49:04 I'm not staged trained.
00:49:07 You don't have to give the performance.
00:49:09 - because I don't wanna be alone.
00:49:12 Oh rub a pon-pon, Brad, you stand up!
00:49:14 You are a part of this, Brad!
00:49:35 Listen to me, Brad. I'm going to really
00:49:38 Because I'm starting
00:49:41 - That stage fright thing.
00:49:45 - What do you think?
00:49:47 My man's skirt, is it
00:49:50 - Honestly.
00:49:51 Okay here's, Jesus.
00:49:54 They don't use a doll?
00:49:57 - Here are your scripts.
00:49:59 - I'm not ready for scripts...
00:50:01 No one ever told me
00:50:03 - Hi, Jesus.
00:50:06 Okay.
00:50:08 Okay, I got lines. I gotta
00:50:11 Red leather. Yellow leather.
00:50:14 This is a good baby.
00:50:16 Look at this baby.
00:50:18 Baby, baby Jesus
00:50:21 This child is a blessing
00:50:24 Really?
00:50:26 What, do you think
00:50:28 Should I do it maybe like, "This child's
00:50:32 But not angry. Inspired.
00:50:33 Oh, my God. There's so many
00:50:36 Can I ask you
00:50:38 My wife is pregnant,
00:50:41 But do you think I'm cool with it because
00:50:48 Are we ready
00:50:50 of that immaculate conception?
00:50:52 Hallelujah!
00:50:54 Brad, I don't feel good.
00:50:56 Maybe you should
00:50:58 Sweetheart, I gotta get ready.
00:51:00 Just remember,
00:51:03 And Joseph and Mary,
00:51:06 and out of the city
00:51:08 Okay, find your truth.
00:51:18 Brad.
00:51:20 I can't do this.
00:51:21 Check it out, baby.
00:51:31 Because there was no room in
00:51:38 And Mary wrapped the baby
00:51:41 and placed him
00:51:53 And Mary wrapped the baby
00:51:56 and placed him in a manger.
00:52:02 Put it, in it.
00:52:06 Brad, help me swaddle.
00:52:08 I've gotta save my line,
00:52:10 It's deadlier out there.
00:52:12 Come on, Mary!
00:52:16 This child is a blessing
00:52:20 Amen!
00:52:22 That's right!
00:52:27 Your line.
00:52:31 I forgot my line.
00:52:32 - What?
00:52:34 Thank goodness
00:52:38 We shall name him, Jesus.
00:52:41 Glory to, god!
00:52:44 And peace on earth
00:52:52 This thing isn't big
00:52:54 Someone's got to give
00:52:56 I'm nervous. I can't feel my
00:52:59 It'd appear that my wife is better at...
00:53:02 making babies than
00:53:09 Brad, you're wearing the
00:53:12 Woman, do your job
00:53:16 Brad, I can't. You're wearing
00:53:20 Enough! This child's
00:53:23 Unfit mother, give me this baby.
00:53:29 And I, Joseph,
00:53:35 And I, Joseph,
00:53:40 Forgive her, son...
00:53:42 for she knows not
00:53:53 Yeah!
00:54:02 Hallelujah!
00:54:03 That's the message
00:54:07 Hallelujah!
00:54:12 Hallelujah!
00:54:16 Brad, that was...!
00:54:20 # All is calm #
00:54:24 # All is bright #
00:54:27 # Round young
00:54:35 # Holy infant
00:54:42 I know how, Celine Dion
00:54:44 because she gives so much, it's not like
00:54:46 - 'cause I got a lot back to.
00:54:49 How do you calm down
00:54:51 It's difficult to do that.
00:54:53 I can't believe you threw me down...
00:54:55 in front of the entire congregation.
00:54:57 You were just thinking
00:54:59 I was thinking about
00:55:01 And quite frankly
00:55:02 I brought the whole thing home.
00:55:04 - My God.
00:55:05 - Is this how it's gonna be with us?
00:55:07 - What are you saying?
00:55:09 you'll be there for me in a crisis.
00:55:11 If we're on a plane,
00:55:13 and I was passed out and I say,
00:55:15 "Everyone needs to put
00:55:16 I would like to know that were gonna
00:55:20 I wouldn't and the, FAA wouldn't
00:55:23 - I'm not... FAA?
00:55:25 - What?
00:55:28 Or are you too busy moving your, BlackBerry
00:55:31 - I listen to the stewardesses.
00:55:33 ...that you're supposed to put
00:55:36 before you try to help out a child
00:55:39 - I've heard her.
00:55:40 you're not helping anybody.
00:55:43 Now I'm passed out. Now I'm
00:55:46 It's not the point I'm trying to make.
00:55:47 What is the point? Sweetheart I'm
00:55:49 What's your point?
00:55:52 I feel like we're not really connecting.
00:55:55 I have been present.
00:55:58 We've been doing things
00:56:00 but I'd like for us to do
00:56:03 Kate, I that you're upset
00:56:06 and I think you're
00:56:08 They've been
00:56:10 This is not about my family,
00:56:13 I just...
00:56:15 I just want something different for us.
00:56:17 - Merry christmas.
00:56:20 - God I've missed you!
00:56:22 It's been so long.
00:56:24 - And you must be, Kate.
00:56:27 She's a darling.
00:56:29 - Thank you. Nice to meet you.
00:56:32 - Should I call you...
00:56:34 - Just, Paula.
00:56:35 I am so glad you came.
00:56:38 You've been
00:56:40 Certainly hasn't missed many meals.
00:56:42 - That's great.
00:56:44 - I do like the snack.
00:56:46 Come on in and relax.
00:56:47 I've fixed all of your
00:56:50 Denver and Susan
00:56:52 Let's sit here and
00:56:54 - Your house is beautiful.
00:56:57 This is gorgeous.
00:56:58 Well you knew, Bradford lived
00:57:01 Denver and Dallas were more
00:57:03 But, Bradford was
00:57:06 - Okay you know I was thinking...
00:57:08 Just inseparable.
00:57:10 My god, he breastfed
00:57:12 Thought I was going to have
00:57:14 Okay, I think
00:57:15 The only one who
00:57:17 was a professor that
00:57:19 Could you not say "tits", please?
00:57:22 - Hey, kids.
00:57:24 Hi, nice to meet you.
00:57:26 It is so nice to meet you,
00:57:30 And always great
00:57:32 Hey, how was traffic
00:57:34 You know what, can I get your gas
00:57:38 Actually, I don't need you
00:57:40 Thank you. I actually make
00:57:42 - So, no thank you.
00:57:46 It's okay, sweetie.
00:57:50 Look...
00:57:52 Brad...
00:57:54 I'm not trying
00:57:56 You already got one of those.
00:57:59 I'm just hoping for a
00:58:02 You were my friend, Darryl.
00:58:05 We grew up together,
00:58:07 we used to smell
00:58:09 But now you're sleeping with my
00:58:12 can you appreciate that?
00:58:13 I never had a sexual thought
00:58:16 Can you leave it alone. You can't
00:58:19 You can't be sleeping
00:58:21 - and still be my friend, okay?
00:58:24 Kate, what can
00:58:25 - I'm good.
00:58:26 - is a very sexual being, Bradford.
00:58:29 She's a great lover.
00:58:30 Say that again and I'm gonna
00:58:33 Hey, look it. This is, christmas
00:58:37 Kate has been kind enough
00:58:39 We are gonna play them
00:58:51 Why are you staring at me
00:58:53 That's... uncomfortable.
00:58:58 Oh, Conner honey
00:59:00 Those are grandmothers
00:59:03 Kate, could you be a lamb
00:59:06 Of course. So, you try to
00:59:08 to say the word
00:59:10 but you can't say any
00:59:12 And if you say any
00:59:14 - then you get buzzed.
00:59:16 That makes sense?
00:59:18 I'm so excited to have you
00:59:20 It's gonna be so much fun.
00:59:22 Hey, it's good to have
00:59:26 So, who wants to go first?
00:59:28 - I'll go.
00:59:29 Brad, why don't you
00:59:31 - and then I'll do the timer.
00:59:33 Thanks.
00:59:36 On your mark, get set, go!
00:59:39 Okay, this is a town in, France.
00:59:42 What?
00:59:43 - You can't say, "France" it's on the.
00:59:46 It's the same, loud for everybody.
00:59:47 It's okay sweetie, just
00:59:51 Okay.
00:59:52 This is me, I'm a...
00:59:54 Cradle robber.
00:59:55 - What did he say?
00:59:57 Don't worry about it.
00:59:59 - No, no, not Capricorn but...
01:00:02 Yes!
01:00:05 It's fun.
01:00:07 Okay.
01:00:09 This is what you dripped on me?
01:00:11 Ohh, wax!
01:00:12 No, after that.
01:00:15 It's brown.
01:00:16 Okay make this stop, please.
01:00:17 Ohh, oh, chocolate.
01:00:18 - No, before that! After the wax!
01:00:21 - The syrup!
01:00:24 Way sticky dude, I
01:00:27 - Okay.
01:00:29 Time.
01:00:30 - Good job. Good job.
01:00:32 Who wants to go next?
01:00:33 - We'll go.
01:00:36 I'll do the buzzer.
01:00:39 Are you gonna actually
01:00:42 - Just flip the tube.
01:00:43 Flip the tube.
01:00:45 Okay. On your mark,
01:00:48 - Capital of, China.
01:00:50 Yes.
01:00:51 Thing next to your bed
01:00:53 - A sock.
01:00:56 I helped you come up
01:00:58 and came home from
01:01:01 - Alibi.
01:01:03 Alright, the thing I'm not
01:01:06 - Mini skirt.
01:01:08 Me and you dry humping
01:01:11 - A screensaver.
01:01:12 This game is so easy.
01:01:14 The only man I'm allowed
01:01:18 - John Grisham.
01:01:20 - Mexican dude.
01:01:23 - Yes!
01:01:24 - Right here. Right here!
01:01:29 Okay, this is like
01:01:31 Guys there's other people
01:01:33 Stop. Oh, God.
01:01:36 You guys got a lot.
01:01:38 - Seven.
01:01:39 - Pollie, can you do the buzzer?
01:01:41 We can do this, baby.
01:01:43 Yeah.
01:01:44 Okay let's light a fire. Let's light a fire.
01:01:46 - Ready? Go!
01:01:48 This is the thing, I'm most
01:01:50 - Snakes.
01:01:51 - The thing I'm most scared of.
01:01:54 More than anything, this
01:01:56 You got to come up with
01:01:59 - Ask the audience
01:02:01 Sweetheart, you don't
01:02:03 You can say an "eight-legged
01:02:07 - Can't say superhero!
01:02:09 Try again.
01:02:11 Okay, in high-school,
01:02:14 I was in Cancun, and I was wearing
01:02:17 - Tourists. Skinny.
01:02:19 - Thin?
01:02:21 - I was shaking around...
01:02:23 - My stuff fell out and then all the bar tenders...
01:02:25 My stuff fell out.
01:02:26 Everybody would call me
01:02:29 "Oh, here comes... "
01:02:33 Peek-a-boo.
01:02:36 Peek-a-boo.
01:02:37 Okay, honey, you can say,
01:02:40 - Can't say "look".
01:02:42 I'm giving examples.
01:02:44 - You see this...
01:02:46 I'm explaining the game.
01:02:47 Can't say "game"!
01:02:49 Mom, the answer's been said.
01:02:52 - Let's just do the next one.
01:02:53 - Let's... you know?
01:02:55 Okay, so this is something
01:02:59 - and you put it on a barbecue and...
01:03:01 - It's my favorite.
01:03:02 You can't say, "beef"!
01:03:03 Mom, I'm not the
01:03:05 - Do you get that? Just shush.
01:03:08 Okay, Mom,
01:03:09 - You can't say "shush. "
01:03:12 It's kebab.
01:03:13 It says I can't say "shish"!
01:03:15 Shish. Shish. Shish.
01:03:18 And I could say it,
01:03:19 and that's why, there's this thing
01:03:22 Let's just move on.
01:03:25 Our time's up.
01:03:29 What's this attitude, Brad?
01:03:30 I don't have an attitude.
01:03:32 She buzzes me,
01:03:34 how to play the game, you
01:03:37 the best ways to play the
01:03:57 I wanna talk to you
01:04:00 Baby, I know what you want
01:04:02 You do?
01:04:03 I don't want you to apologize
01:04:06 means never having to say that your,
01:04:09 For the record,
01:04:11 But the thing is when you're
01:04:13 you shouldn't go so conceptual,
01:04:17 - Look how else will you know...?
01:04:18 I took a pregnancy test today.
01:04:21 You took what?
01:04:23 I took a pregnancy test today.
01:04:26 At my mom's house.
01:04:28 I was in the bathroom, and
01:04:30 so I just thought I should
01:04:33 - Honey, you pulled the goalie?
01:04:35 You can't pull the goalie without checking
01:04:39 I did not pull the goalie. That's not
01:04:40 What are you talking about?
01:04:43 Relax, Brad. It was negative.
01:04:45 Well jeez, why don't you just hit
01:04:48 Instead of making me take laps
01:04:51 What is this reaction?
01:04:53 Listen, If there's one
01:04:55 by being forced to being
01:04:57 it's about the dangers
01:05:00 Besides, that's not the
01:05:02 Brad, I realized it today.
01:05:04 I thought for sure, I'd
01:05:06 I didn't want to have kids
01:05:08 I'm waiting to see if it's
01:05:10 and I thought,
01:05:13 different. You know?
01:05:16 Like maybe it would
01:05:18 we'd be forced to get
01:05:22 We have spent so
01:05:23 creating all these boundaries you
01:05:26 we don't limit ourselves
01:05:28 and obligation, and I don't
01:05:31 Because that's not loving at all.
01:05:33 - Is that an eighties song?
01:05:35 - Your throwing, eighties songs at me?
01:05:38 I want us to be open,
01:05:40 however it's going to be.
01:05:42 we get married or
01:05:44 I feel like that's okay.
01:05:48 that goes where
01:05:50 Okay. And I'd like the
01:05:53 Brad, this is very important.
01:05:57 I don't want to have this conversation.
01:05:59 I feel the same way that
01:06:01 and I've been honest
01:06:03 I don't want a
01:06:05 because I don't
01:06:12 Okay.
01:06:41 It's okay, you
01:06:45 Sweetheart, I'm not going to make
01:06:48 I'm fine. I'll just have my sister
01:06:50 We'll go in there together
01:06:52 I'm not gonna go
01:06:53 we're something that we're
01:06:56 Baby, listen to me, please.
01:06:58 Okay let's not over
01:07:00 I'm not over
01:07:04 I'm the one changing
01:07:06 and If you don't want to change
01:07:11 I just can't do this anymore.
01:07:45 Honey?
01:07:46 Coming in?
01:07:50 Hey, Dad.
01:07:52 She made it!
01:07:54 Auntie, Kate!
01:07:56 Merry christmas again!
01:07:57 Hi, Kasi.
01:07:59 Come see the cool stuff
01:08:02 Okay.
01:08:04 Hi, I'm, Cheryl. I'm
01:08:07 - Nice to finally meet you.
01:08:10 - Hey, Kate!
01:08:11 I got a, Dora the Explorer backpack...
01:08:15 a matching, Dora thermos,
01:08:19 and princess shoes!
01:08:20 Hey, guys!
01:08:22 Hi, Auntie, Kate.
01:08:26 Kasi, why don't you go
01:08:29 for all your new toys?
01:08:30 You'd better go or
01:08:33 Go!
01:08:37 This is amazing.
01:08:39 Dad and Mom
01:08:40 They hated each other.
01:08:42 Well they've been getting together
01:08:49 It must be really nice
01:08:52 It's really nice for everyone.
01:08:55 - Where is, Brad?
01:09:00 But, If it's all the
01:09:02 I'd really just rather
01:09:04 - I'm sorry. I didn't realize...
01:09:07 It's not something I want
01:09:10 Sorry, we won't talk about him.
01:09:15 I have a great idea!
01:09:18 You should do it. It's great.
01:09:20 You just pay 20 bucks,
01:09:22 Susan, next door, did it and she
01:09:25 It's great.
01:09:26 He doesn't have a job
01:09:28 You should totally do it!
01:09:30 - I'll think about that.
01:09:32 I'm gonna take a
01:09:34 Okay. I got your back.
01:09:37 Thanks.
01:10:03 Hi, kiddo.
01:10:06 Hey, Dad.
01:10:11 Did, Brad leave
01:10:13 on inoculating babies
01:10:16 What?
01:10:17 Maybe he's making
01:10:19 for foster kids.
01:10:22 Or weaving ponchos
01:10:24 in the, Yucatan?
01:10:28 So, I guess you knew
01:10:30 Oh, boy.
01:10:32 Unfortunately, I've had
01:10:35 bending the truth
01:10:40 And I'll tell you, honey.
01:10:44 to have that time
01:10:49 I would too.
01:10:54 It's taken me a lot of years
01:10:57 and several divorces
01:11:02 nothing really beats
01:11:05 Honest about who you are,
01:11:09 all the rest tends
01:11:15 I was honest...
01:11:17 and I think he was too.
01:11:20 It just wasn't what
01:11:46 Cheryl made the
01:11:48 and I did some of the
01:11:50 I put the ice cubes
01:11:52 and salt in the saltshakers.
01:11:54 All right, well.
01:11:59 Not long ago, I wouldn't
01:12:01 to put this group
01:12:03 in my wildest imagination.
01:12:06 The changes we've
01:12:09 the little hurts we've
01:12:12 we hope we're
01:12:15 We thank you, dear, lord
01:12:18 because there's nothing
01:12:24 - Amen.
01:12:25 Amen.
01:12:46 What the hell
01:12:49 You forgot your tampons?
01:12:55 No, I didn't forget anything.
01:12:59 I just came by to see you.
01:13:01 What for?
01:13:02 You already destroyed
01:13:05 You want to bust up
01:13:07 Look, I'm sorry
01:13:09 I didn't mean to do all of that,
01:13:11 Where's tiny?
01:13:15 Oh, Kate uh...
01:13:17 she's not with me.
01:13:20 She finally smelled the
01:13:23 No. In fact, she said
01:13:26 more serious with me.
01:13:29 you know,
01:13:31 and she wanted to see herself
01:13:34 having kids with me.
01:13:37 Well congratulations. That's
01:13:41 - I said no, Dad.
01:13:46 Yeah, I told her I didn't
01:13:51 - Are you shitting me?
01:13:56 I'll be damned.
01:13:58 That's my boy.
01:14:01 I always said you were
01:14:05 Your mind and spirit
01:14:10 - Yeah.
01:14:11 I tell ya. It's always the one
01:14:14 who is the most like you.
01:14:18 Well why are we
01:14:20 Let's go inside, have a
01:14:22 Man to man.
01:14:24 - Alright. Merry Christmas.
01:14:26 You're a big boy now.
01:14:29 Let's go in.
01:14:31 Take appraisal of the
01:14:40 Would anyone like
01:14:42 - No, no.
01:14:47 Dad, can you check
01:14:49 - Yeah. The blanket.
01:14:51 - This is hers?
01:16:10 Hey.
01:16:16 Okay, listen.
01:16:17 If you get one, you might as well
01:16:22 - What are you talking about?
01:16:24 If you leave one by itself,
01:16:26 'cause you're gonna feel so guilty about
01:16:29 But if there's two, you don't feel
01:16:32 The other big thing to
01:16:33 Do you send them to private school?
01:16:36 and lacrosse coming at you all day.
01:16:39 you got to worry about some
01:16:41 who's all hopped up on medication,
01:16:44 and that's uncomfortable too.
01:16:46 Are you having this conversation with me, because
01:16:49 Or are you just having this conversation,
01:16:52 I wanna go to, Fiji.
01:16:53 Because the tickets
01:16:55 and the hotel rooms
01:16:58 But, honey, I do
01:17:01 I think having this conversation
01:17:04 I know I've found
01:17:06 that I want to have
01:17:09 And that person's you.
01:17:11 - I love you so much.
01:17:19 So it's like, this doesn't mean
01:17:22 - or having kids right away.
01:17:24 But we should talk about it,
01:17:26 Not that we're planning on it. We're just talking
01:17:30 And if we do have them,
01:17:32 - there's a lot of advantages.
01:17:35 I mean, they give
01:17:37 Also, they're like little
01:17:40 Because you can
01:17:41 Yeah, and not to mention all the
01:17:44 I mean, once they become a certain age,
01:17:47 - When they're seven.
01:17:49 - No, no, no.
01:17:51 - Chores for money.
01:17:54 We would've ended up living in some
01:17:57 But now we can
01:17:59 - They're gonna sell us out.
01:18:02 Honey, I want you to feel
01:18:04 about anything you
01:18:07 Unless there's like, you know a
01:18:10 You know what I mean? We
01:18:12 - I'm kidding. Kind of.
01:18:15 Listen, just to be clear,
01:18:17 that we're getting
01:18:19 or having kids right away.
01:18:21 to let love grow
01:18:23 - Exactly.
01:18:26 But, it doesn't mean kids.
01:18:30 - Wow, I can't believe we did it.
01:18:34 I don't even know what happened,
01:18:37 but here's this beautiful
01:18:40 I did feel
01:18:43 Between the huffs,
01:18:45 it just kind of all
01:18:48 It's awesome, baby.
01:18:50 You were amazing.
01:18:52 - Thanks, babe.
01:18:54 - How's she doing?
01:18:57 Just wanted to let you and
01:19:00 that you're welcome to start
01:19:03 - Oh that's not gonna happen.
01:19:06 Your families don't
01:19:08 To be honest, I think they'd be shocked
01:19:11 Our families can be
01:19:13 I like to think that we're
01:19:16 rather than not
01:19:18 Happy New Year, Bay Area!
01:19:20 We are here live
01:19:22 where the first baby of the
01:19:24 Let's go say hello
01:19:27 Congratulations, McVie family
01:19:29 on having the first baby
01:19:31 Dad, how does it feel?
01:19:38 We're doing great.
01:19:40 And there was a... a vacuum.
01:19:46 And then there was, umm...
01:19:48 stretching and the juices.
01:19:51 What he's trying to say is that
01:19:54 Oh, oh goodness.
01:20:00 I got some in my mouth!
01:20:02 I can't be around it!