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Four Christmases
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Hi. |
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Hi. |
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My name is, Kent. |
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Daphne. |
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Daphne. That's a really beautiful name. |
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It sounds like a |
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Obviously I know that it's not a flower, |
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I like flowers. |
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Smelling them, stuff like that. |
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Where are you from? |
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Connecticut. |
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Really? I'm a big fan of, Connecticut. |
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I'm a... Who isn't, right? |
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...and you can really enjoy it. |
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But your also far enough that |
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- Did you go to school out there? |
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That's perfect, that's a great school. |
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- What's did you major in..? |
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It's great. |
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Those are really beautiful |
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They do a nice job |
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I'm gonna stop you right there. |
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Because on paper |
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You've took an interest |
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You've complemented |
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Blah, blah, blah. |
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If we'd met in college, our relationship, |
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Which I would have come to regret |
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...that you're just as boring |
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...as you have been during |
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Okay, Daphne... |
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If I wanted a nice |
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...you'd be at the top of my list. |
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We'd just, I-chat all night long. |
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But unfortunately, that's |
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I want a man whose |
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...when he puts it up my shirt. |
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Okay. |
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Save it, Kent. |
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Daphne, please. |
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Bitch, I'm talking to you! |
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- What did you call me? |
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Oh you sure can talk the talk, |
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But, can you |
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I don't give a damn |
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I hate those cheap buildings. |
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I'm from, North Dakota and this |
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...in the vice and state, mamma. |
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Get your hands off me, right now. |
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Or I will take you to your knees |
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Promise? |
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Hold on, angel crossing! |
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Get on there. Here we |
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What a beautiful view. |
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So, this is where you live? |
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This is where you live |
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What do you think |
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- I really liked, Daphne. |
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- Yeah. |
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She's was a lot naughty, |
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What about, Kent, |
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- Kent was hot. |
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I like those glasses, |
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You want to try fill in |
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Like he was an angry |
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- Hot. |
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...back in his apartment. |
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- You know what I mean? |
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Like a transformer. |
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- I'd like to meet, Kent again. |
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Toothpaste and all. |
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- I love you, Kate. |
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You are the best girl |
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Let's get these off, of you. |
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That was fun. |
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- That feels good. |
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- Oh really? |
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You know, this stuff is connected |
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- I know that. |
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- You know what that's for? |
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Okay. |
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So when's the big day? |
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- Hmm. |
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We're getting married in the |
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- Yeah, what about you guys? |
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So, why do you take |
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We do a lot of stuff together. |
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Yeah, it's fun. |
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Can't think of what |
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Right, so why wouldn't you |
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- Yeah. |
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- We're happy. |
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And I love her. |
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...and stress and all kinds of stuff. |
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We don't want our relationship |
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We just wanna be together |
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Not because we have to, you know?. |
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There's a reason that they |
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"Tying the knot" |
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Have you ever listened to the |
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Like: "I promise to obey. " |
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I'd rather be like stuck |
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...with some weird millionaire, |
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...and trying to escape |
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...in something with those. That's like |
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So, what about children? |
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- No, no. |
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- I don't wanna make them. |
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I just don't want to be like, |
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...and hurt their feelings |
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Yeah, that's what |
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We're both from |
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We've seen it play out. We don't |
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But anyway, congratulations |
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That sounds like a really cool |
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Yeah, absolutely. |
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- Merry Christmas. |
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Bye-bye. |
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- Big-bad Brad! |
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- How are you guys doing? |
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You remember |
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- How are you? Good to see you. |
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What are you guys |
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We got the entire |
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13 airport pick-ups. |
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4 days of listening |
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My brother thinks his daughter, |
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...is gonna be the next, Beyonce. |
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She's bad and she sucks. |
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I'm vacationing in tropical |
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...with, Tricia's family. |
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They got us a cot, |
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But we'll probably end up sleeping... |
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...on the musty couch |
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All seven of them. |
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We'll get to be there |
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Sounds like |
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Why do you guys put |
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It's, christmas, right, |
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We don't need to do it. |
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We don't. |
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- We're done. |
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- We're going to Fiji. Just the two of us. |
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Fiji? |
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Yeah. |
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Don't your families |
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Not if you tell them |
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Like building houses |
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Teaching english as a second |
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Helping orphans in, Somalia. |
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Helping, Chinese kids capture lobsters. |
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Boil them, cut them, clean the |
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We find it that the more |
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...kinda throws them off the set. |
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You lie to your families |
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You really can't spell |
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Try it. |
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But don't you |
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For taking a vacation |
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No, not really. |
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- You do look pretty sexy with a tan. |
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You could take this one. |
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- Like that. |
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Oh by the way I made a couple's |
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- You did? That's great. |
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I should probably check |
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I did it. |
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You checked us in already? |
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I picked up a pair of those noise |
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- You did not. |
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- Oh my God. |
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We should probably sign up for |
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I heard it fills up |
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Do you feel like we've |
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The scuba diving, we did that |
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Yeah, but this is Fiji. |
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That's a whole different island. |
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and the scuba diving |
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It's different water different fish. |
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It's gonna be really good. |
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- It's gonna be amazing. |
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- I am. I'm really excited. |
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- I love you. |
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Hey, Mom, merry, christmas. |
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Yeah. |
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Listen. Actually I'm sorry |
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We're actually heading |
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Yeah. That's exactly |
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We're inoculating babies there. |
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Yeah, we'll be helping |
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It's such a great cause, but honestly... |
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it just sucks that we're not able to |
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You know how much. I know, mom it's been |
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I wish I would've |
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But, Kate sent all |
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Okay. |
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That's Merry Christmas |
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All right, I'll tell her. |
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You learned "Merry Christmas" in, Burmese. |
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I gotta take everything |
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Come on, let's do this. |
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Attention, San Francisco |
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All flights |
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...due to extreme |
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Sir, excuse me. |
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Well the phone's will be in |
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But what I can do |
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...on the first flight |
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Tomorrow's not going to be great for us. |
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We've already scheduled |
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I'm sorry, sir. I don't make |
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The best I can do is get you |
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They have lovely accommodations, |
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You promise? |
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- Did you hear that? |
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No, no that's terrific. |
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Would it be possible |
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and get us, McDonald's as desert? |
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I'll start missing |
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With this kind of |
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- Because that's terrific. A suite. |
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That's not helping, Brad, okay. |
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that you're possibly affiliated with? |
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- No, I'm sorry. |
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How about an airline that |
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The FAA has ruled that the, Bay |
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No flights are coming in |
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until at least tomorrow morning. |
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Let's see how travelers |
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We have a couple over here. |
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Where are you headed |
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We're live on the air. |
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You certainly look |
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We're taking... |
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We'll take a different trip. |
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What he's trying to say is |
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This is actually |
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You must be pretty upset. |
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This is, Kate. |
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Hi, mom. |
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I know, mom. All the flights |
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- But they're not really... |
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They're not sure, |
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You want me to answer it? |
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Do I pick it up or not? |
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Yes, I know. I understand |
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What? What do you want me to do? I don't know |
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Alright he's gonna give you a big |
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- I'm not hugging anybody. |
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- Alright we'll see you at noon. |
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Kate, are you crazy? |
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What did you want me to say? |
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We're obviously not |
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- No... |
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By the way, what did you say to your dad? |
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I told my dad that of course |
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Don't compare |
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- You kidding? |
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...that you're missing here, Kate. |
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My Dad's a unique specific |
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My dad, your mom. |
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Great. |
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We'll see all four families in one day, Kate. |
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Do you have any idea what this means? |
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I know exactly |
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Brad. |
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Baby. |
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I don't want to fight. |
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Honey, I don't wanna fight either. |
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- I hate this. |
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I love you. |
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This is what our families do, you |
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My mother makes me crazy |
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You're absolutely right. |
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We just gotta get through these, Four Christmases... |
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as quickly and as painlessly as possible. |
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Exactly. Promise me that no |
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we'll still have each other, right. |
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- Honey, of course we will. |
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Hey listen. If one of these |
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- I think we're gonna need a exit strategy. |
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We'll need a word that both of us know |
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What do you think our |
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It's a good idea. |
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- Mistletoe is really good. |
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By the way, my father's house |
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Please sweetheat, do not feel |
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to pull the rip cord early, |
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if this house gets too |
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- Okay. |
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All right, I'll let you |
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I'm just looking out for you |
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Brad, I'm gonna go see your |
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Unless you're too weird |
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- I'm going in. |
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- Mistletoe. |
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Brad, we're going in. Let's go. |
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Son of a bitch. |
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- Merry Christmas. |
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Merry Christmas, tiny. |
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- Thanks for having us. |
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- Come on in. |
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Let's... Let's celebrate. |
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Okay. Sounds good. |
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That's a lot of presents |
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You're trying |
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The biggest one is |
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Yeah? What is it? |
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I'm not gonna tell you. |
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What, are you crazy? |
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- Bro. |
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Baby! |
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Kate, these are my brothers: |
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- Hi, nice to meet you. |
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You must be, Orlando's girl. |
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Orlando? |
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We're named after the cities |
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I'm, Denver that's, Dallas. |
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Orlando? |
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My given name is, Orlando. |
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I'm, Brad. |
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What? |
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Well, merry christmas one and all. |
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- Orderves for anyone. |
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Who are you trying |
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We also got beer moses in the back. |
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Ladies first. |
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Thank you so much. |
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What is this? |
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Yeah, spray. |
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Spray cheese from the famous |
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Give me a hand. |
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Here we go. |
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Do you have something |
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Hump it! Hump it! |
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I haven't seen |
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Shut it, soldier boy! |
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The spray cheese! |
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Bring it home, soldier boy. |
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Oh my, god, honey. I am so sorry |
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Let me apologize for them. |
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If you wanna say "Mistletoe" |
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I get it. I totally get it. Don't |
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If you need to get out of here, you let me |
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Beacause that was weird. |
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I can not believe you didn't |
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- What are you talking about? |
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It's just crazy to me. We've |
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and I don't even know your real name. |
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No, it's not a little bit odd. I |
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You don't say hey: "My name used |
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- You just say: "My name is, Bob. " |
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but to somebody you're |
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Yeah you tell them your real name. |
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Sweetheart, I really don't want |
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By rhe way this is exactly why I was |
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this is isn't us, it's them. |
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Okay but your real name isn't asshole. |
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Don't wanna be |
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That's very funny. Go ahead |
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It's bad enough, I have to deal |
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but now I gotta take it from you too? |
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No, you shouldn't. You shouldn't |
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Kate, they are trained, UFC fighters. |
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They know pressure |
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But you're twice their size. |
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They're semi-professional |
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Like one person comes out, |
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A cock fighting |
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- I thought you said they were personal trainers. |
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Like that thing you see on the pay-per-view. |
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Yes exactly. Except they don't |
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They mostly just brawl |
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and then they upload |
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Honey, my childhood was just |
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Except I didn't have some kind, |
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to share my struggle with. |
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But you're not |
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You're a grown, strong, |
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I really don't want to get into this. |
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Brad, let me just let you know |
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What you need to do |
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and set some |
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and demand that they respect |
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Hey, big city, come to |
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- Come on son, we gotta go! |
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You can do this, baby. |
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Right, right. |
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Okay, gentlemen. |
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Can we take it down |
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I'm not a kid, you can't |
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We're adults. |
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I'm a grown man |
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There's gonna be certain boundaries |
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They might be invisible. I know you |
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but you're certainly gonna be able |
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These boundaries |
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And if they are crossed, there's |
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Thank you. |
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Welcome back, stud! |
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Don't! |
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Stop! |
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Stop it! |
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Come on, can I go in? |
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No, you boys could get hurt. |
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Come in! |
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- Come on! |
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- Go! |
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Get it! |
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Google me, bitch! |
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What? |
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Google me. You might wanna |
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No! Dad! |
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Stop! |
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Let's open the presents... |
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so, Orlando can get |
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Let's do it. |
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Baby. |
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It's me. It's me. |
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Did you break anything? |
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I am so proud of you. |
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Orlando, you're closest |
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Gosh, wasn't it so |
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under the 10 dollar cap this year? |
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The first gift is to, Connor. |
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- The 10 dollar what? |
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Uncle Brad and his special |
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Brad? |
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I'll be your nice uncle... |
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...after you see what I got you. |
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- Brad? |
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What? |
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- X-Box. This is awesome. |
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Top shelf for you, pal. |
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It's got the triple core processor, |
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It was a 10 dollar |
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How in the hell did you find |
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Looks like someone's trying to |
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Maybe someone's family |
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there was a 10 dollar spending cap. |
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Or maybe if you came home |
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Guys can we try |
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What's the problem? We're trying |
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It's, christmas. Let's keep |
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The next gift is to, Cody |
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I'm sure this is |
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Dig in there, tear it up. |
| 00:23:35 |
A flashlight? |
| 00:23:37 |
That's it? |
| 00:23:39 |
Why don't you love me, |
| 00:23:41 |
Okay, okay. Honestly, |
| 00:23:44 |
I didn't know there was |
| 00:23:46 |
Well my gift from, Santa Claus |
| 00:23:50 |
I have a feeling that your |
| 00:23:52 |
probably going to ring |
| 00:23:54 |
Why? Is, Santa Claus |
| 00:23:57 |
No, Santa is dad. |
| 00:24:01 |
Right. |
| 00:24:03 |
I don't understand. |
| 00:24:05 |
What's happening? What's happening? |
| 00:24:09 |
There's no, Santa Claus. |
| 00:24:11 |
You're joking with me, right? |
| 00:24:15 |
They know there's |
| 00:24:18 |
They do now. |
| 00:24:19 |
How could you lie to us, Daddy? |
| 00:24:21 |
There is a Santa Claus. |
| 00:24:23 |
Cody, come on. |
| 00:24:24 |
You and Santa Claus |
| 00:24:26 |
That's not gonna |
| 00:24:29 |
When he gets hurt inside |
| 00:24:31 |
...his emotions into words, |
| 00:24:36 |
Don't worry, he always comes back. |
| 00:24:38 |
Nobody loves me! |
| 00:24:42 |
Okay, look. |
| 00:24:45 |
- I just assumed... |
| 00:24:47 |
Let's keep it moving. |
| 00:24:49 |
I'm starting to lose my balls over here. |
| 00:24:51 |
All right? |
| 00:24:54 |
What's this one here? |
| 00:24:57 |
That's a satellite dish, Howard. |
| 00:24:59 |
Why would I want a satellite? |
| 00:25:01 |
That's not a satellite, |
| 00:25:03 |
Terrific. You got so many more |
| 00:25:06 |
You don't think I get enough channels? |
| 00:25:09 |
Well, your TV right now |
| 00:25:11 |
Wait. |
| 00:25:12 |
How much is this gift |
| 00:25:17 |
Apparently it's not going to cost you. |
| 00:25:19 |
- So, nothing actually. |
| 00:25:22 |
Just because I drive |
| 00:25:24 |
doesn't mean I need me |
| 00:25:26 |
- paying the bills for me. |
| 00:25:28 |
If you want to pay, for |
| 00:25:31 |
The installation guy comes on Tuesday, |
| 00:25:34 |
Cancel it. We install things |
| 00:25:36 |
Dad, I think you gonna want |
| 00:25:40 |
If you think I'll allow |
| 00:25:43 |
...in a uniform to wander |
| 00:25:46 |
...and touch my underwear... |
| 00:25:48 |
You got another thing coming, no. |
| 00:25:52 |
I'll see you top side in five. |
| 00:25:54 |
All three on the roof. |
| 00:25:55 |
- Let's go. |
| 00:25:59 |
To her mother. |
| 00:26:02 |
What don't you...? |
| 00:26:04 |
You wanna go over |
| 00:26:07 |
Yeah, okay, come here. |
| 00:26:12 |
Ain't it nice to have everybody |
| 00:26:15 |
Yes, it is. |
| 00:26:18 |
We're gonna make |
| 00:26:25 |
Okay, here we go. |
| 00:26:28 |
Okay. |
| 00:26:30 |
Take her before |
| 00:26:31 |
Thank you. |
| 00:26:34 |
Gotta go and do |
| 00:26:47 |
You gotta use |
| 00:26:49 |
I know what I'm doing. |
| 00:26:52 |
Sorry, I know that you major... |
| 00:26:53 |
...in a satellite dish |
| 00:26:58 |
Yeah. |
| 00:26:59 |
Great, dude. Mock me |
| 00:27:02 |
- Hey, Grandpa! |
| 00:27:05 |
Come play, war with me! |
| 00:27:07 |
Maybe later, grandpa is busy. |
| 00:27:11 |
Grandma's boyfriend |
| 00:27:14 |
Your grandmother's boyfriend |
| 00:27:18 |
You can tell him I said so. |
| 00:27:19 |
Connor, go get us |
| 00:27:23 |
Sounds like you and mom |
| 00:27:27 |
I don't want to speak ill |
| 00:27:30 |
But... |
| 00:27:32 |
she's nothing but a |
| 00:27:33 |
Okay, that's great. |
| 00:27:36 |
What? |
| 00:27:38 |
...who throws away a career, |
| 00:27:40 |
...and runs off |
| 00:27:42 |
- What are you talking about? |
| 00:27:44 |
Dad, she was a cashier, |
| 00:27:47 |
That would fall in the category of a job, |
| 00:27:50 |
Stopped spending time with her. You |
| 00:27:53 |
I fed her, I put a roof over her head |
| 00:27:57 |
I spoiled her, that's what I did. |
| 00:27:59 |
Let that be a lesson to you kids... |
| 00:28:01 |
about being honest with your wives. |
| 00:28:03 |
You can't spell "families" |
| 00:28:07 |
- Amen, Dad. |
| 00:28:12 |
What is she like... |
| 00:28:16 |
- Nine. |
| 00:28:18 |
- Yeah. |
| 00:28:20 |
She's not walking or |
| 00:28:23 |
Are you kidding me? |
| 00:28:26 |
my boob out of her mouth |
| 00:28:28 |
- Yeah. |
| 00:28:30 |
What, breast feeding? |
| 00:28:31 |
No. |
| 00:28:33 |
Maybe at first, but |
| 00:28:37 |
I can hardly |
| 00:28:40 |
You wanna flick one? |
| 00:28:42 |
- No. |
| 00:28:43 |
- No, no. |
| 00:28:44 |
That's okay. I have a set of my |
| 00:28:48 |
- Sure. Of course. |
| 00:28:50 |
Okay, we're all set! |
| 00:28:53 |
Hey! |
| 00:28:54 |
The picture's all fuzzy. |
| 00:28:56 |
Did you get me some |
| 00:28:59 |
No, it's not a cheap |
| 00:29:02 |
I just gotta adjust it. |
| 00:29:05 |
Even worse! |
| 00:29:06 |
I can make it work! Hold on! |
| 00:29:08 |
How about now? |
| 00:29:09 |
Dad...! |
| 00:29:10 |
Could you hold her? |
| 00:29:13 |
No, actually... Okay. |
| 00:29:16 |
Okay. |
| 00:29:17 |
Come on, you can't break her. |
| 00:29:19 |
- Okay. |
| 00:29:20 |
Okay, you know what...? |
| 00:29:22 |
It's a satellite, you gotta |
| 00:29:24 |
How about now, is it better now? |
| 00:29:26 |
No, it's worse. |
| 00:29:29 |
I don't think she likes me. |
| 00:29:31 |
She likes you fine. |
| 00:29:33 |
Just give her a chance |
| 00:29:35 |
- How about now? |
| 00:29:38 |
Son of a bitch. |
| 00:29:40 |
Take the damn thing down. I |
| 00:29:44 |
I love my rabbit ears! |
| 00:29:49 |
Can you tell me "hot or cold". |
| 00:29:50 |
- What? |
| 00:29:52 |
Hot or cold what? What the hell |
| 00:29:57 |
How long until |
| 00:29:59 |
Not long at all. |
| 00:30:03 |
- Horrible. |
| 00:30:05 |
Shut up, and let me work! |
| 00:30:06 |
I don't want a fancy satellite. |
| 00:30:09 |
It's not a satellite, genius! |
| 00:30:14 |
Okay. |
| 00:30:15 |
- Pull the thing and... |
| 00:30:18 |
Pull the damn thing! |
| 00:30:34 |
It's too much. |
| 00:30:35 |
Whatever you're doing, |
| 00:30:37 |
- Leave my TV alone! |
| 00:30:42 |
She stopped crying. |
| 00:30:44 |
I did it! |
| 00:30:45 |
You idiot! Stop it! |
| 00:30:49 |
- This is all right. |
| 00:30:53 |
I'm fine. |
| 00:30:55 |
That's awesome. |
| 00:30:56 |
Okay, I'm coming up. |
| 00:31:20 |
Give me back my baby! |
| 00:31:24 |
Mistletoe. |
| 00:31:29 |
Mistletoe. |
| 00:31:37 |
I can't believe I nailed |
| 00:31:39 |
I feel kind of bad about that. |
| 00:31:41 |
That's my brother's kid. You couldn't |
| 00:31:44 |
I did get it to stop |
| 00:31:46 |
I think it kind of liked me. |
| 00:31:49 |
Yeah. |
| 00:31:50 |
Oh my, god! Do you know what happens |
| 00:31:54 |
I don't think I wanna know either. |
| 00:31:55 |
No, I don't think you do. |
| 00:31:58 |
- They crack up like tire rubber. |
| 00:32:07 |
Just so you know, it's a bit of |
| 00:32:12 |
This is different. |
| 00:32:17 |
Maybe she has |
| 00:32:25 |
Merry christmas, mom. |
| 00:32:26 |
Merry christmas, Kate. |
| 00:32:29 |
Merry christmas. |
| 00:32:33 |
Give me a hug, Kate. |
| 00:32:35 |
Oh, okay. |
| 00:32:37 |
Good to see you. |
| 00:32:39 |
And you must be, Brad. |
| 00:32:40 |
Mrs. Kincaid. |
| 00:32:42 |
Call me, Marilyn |
| 00:32:44 |
and give me a hug, you big, |
| 00:32:47 |
Bring it! |
| 00:32:48 |
- Yes, yes! |
| 00:32:52 |
Shit, that feels good. |
| 00:32:54 |
You're so tall and firm |
| 00:32:58 |
He's tall. |
| 00:33:01 |
- Brad, this is my aunt, Sarah. |
| 00:33:04 |
- This is my aunt, Donna. |
| 00:33:05 |
- Is that genuine leather. |
| 00:33:08 |
The one in the canarian hanging |
| 00:33:11 |
I'm sorry, gram, gram, but that's |
| 00:33:14 |
Sorry, merry christmas to you. |
| 00:33:17 |
I get it. |
| 00:33:20 |
This is the den. Well, |
| 00:33:25 |
I can't believe you came. |
| 00:33:27 |
- Hi, Courtney. |
| 00:33:29 |
Hey listen, I can't get up, |
| 00:33:32 |
and I gotta keep |
| 00:33:33 |
Okay. |
| 00:33:34 |
- Well, this is, Brad. |
| 00:33:37 |
Hi. |
| 00:33:38 |
I'm, Courtney. |
| 00:33:40 |
- Brad. merry christmas. |
| 00:33:44 |
And that's granddad |
| 00:33:46 |
and this is, Courtney's husband, Jim. |
| 00:33:48 |
- Take, Jackson. |
| 00:33:50 |
He's so good with kids. |
| 00:33:53 |
- We're gonna try again. |
| 00:33:55 |
Oh I forgot you're too cool for kids. |
| 00:33:58 |
I never said, I was too cool for kids. |
| 00:34:01 |
I know you didn't say it. |
| 00:34:03 |
And you have really strong |
| 00:34:07 |
Well, that's actually not... |
| 00:34:10 |
You know, I'd rather just not get into it. |
| 00:34:12 |
Where's, Kasi? |
| 00:34:13 |
She's outside in the jump-jump |
| 00:34:17 |
There's a jump-jump? |
| 00:34:21 |
Kate always hated the jump-jump. |
| 00:34:22 |
In the 5th grade, bunch of kids trapped |
| 00:34:26 |
- She never got over it. |
| 00:34:29 |
They tortured her |
| 00:34:31 |
Why would they trap |
| 00:34:34 |
Because she was... |
| 00:34:36 |
"Cootie Kate". |
| 00:34:37 |
Courtney. |
| 00:34:39 |
Who's cootie, Kate? |
| 00:34:40 |
- She didn't tell you about cootie, Kate? |
| 00:34:43 |
All the kids pretended |
| 00:34:46 |
...and no one talked to her. |
| 00:34:48 |
If Kate even touched you, |
| 00:34:51 |
and spray with disinfectant |
| 00:34:53 |
That sounds like it could be really hurtful. |
| 00:34:56 |
Not long. I don't |
| 00:34:58 |
Seven years. Until 6th. |
| 00:35:00 |
That was a long time ago. |
| 00:35:01 |
I'm sure you don't |
| 00:35:03 |
Let's test it out. |
| 00:35:05 |
Ahh... cooties! |
| 00:35:10 |
Pastor Phil has encouraged us to dispense... |
| 00:35:14 |
with the commercial |
| 00:35:17 |
- Who's, Pastor Phil? |
| 00:35:19 |
It's a whole new thing. |
| 00:35:21 |
So... |
| 00:35:22 |
what I had in mind |
| 00:35:25 |
we would go around |
| 00:35:28 |
would speak to the spiritual |
| 00:35:32 |
A verbal gift giving of sorts. |
| 00:35:35 |
Wait. There's |
| 00:35:37 |
Kasi. |
| 00:35:39 |
None that you can see. |
| 00:35:41 |
Okay, I'll go first. |
| 00:35:43 |
I would like to give more |
| 00:35:46 |
and to, Pastor Phil. |
| 00:35:53 |
gram-gram, |
| 00:35:56 |
I could increase the frequency |
| 00:35:59 |
...I pleasure, Milton with |
| 00:36:05 |
Did she just say that? |
| 00:36:09 |
Brad, why don't you go next? |
| 00:36:13 |
I follow, gram, gram with that... |
| 00:36:16 |
...hand stuff and what she |
| 00:36:20 |
I'd like to umm... |
| 00:36:22 |
with Kate... |
| 00:36:25 |
would be too... |
| 00:36:28 |
Vacationing more frequently |
| 00:36:32 |
That is lovely, Brad. |
| 00:36:34 |
- He's so well spoken. |
| 00:36:38 |
Courtney, what would you give? |
| 00:36:40 |
Well, I'd like |
| 00:36:42 |
And that is the gift |
| 00:36:46 |
I know that comes with its |
| 00:36:49 |
like getting fat and having |
| 00:36:52 |
when you sneak a cig, but. |
| 00:36:54 |
I'd also like to give |
| 00:36:56 |
And that is a scheduled, |
| 00:37:01 |
Don't most women want |
| 00:37:04 |
Yeah, those women |
| 00:37:06 |
Right. |
| 00:37:10 |
You just come here. |
| 00:37:13 |
Auntie, Kate will you |
| 00:37:15 |
What do I do? |
| 00:37:16 |
You gotta hold him. |
| 00:37:19 |
I'll fix myself here. |
| 00:37:22 |
- What should I do with him? |
| 00:37:24 |
How do I do that? |
| 00:37:25 |
Just lift up his diaper |
| 00:37:31 |
Oh... Oh yeah there's something in here. |
| 00:37:33 |
It's a really disgusting... |
| 00:37:36 |
Jackson... |
| 00:37:39 |
Your projectile on auntie, Kate. |
| 00:37:43 |
- I'm gonna vomit. |
| 00:37:45 |
Get him some water. |
| 00:37:47 |
- I'm about to throw up. |
| 00:37:51 |
I'll get sick. I can't be here. |
| 00:37:53 |
What do I do? |
| 00:37:54 |
Take it away from me. |
| 00:37:56 |
You gotta get out of here. I can't breathe. |
| 00:37:59 |
I want to do it too! |
| 00:38:01 |
- Kate! |
| 00:38:08 |
Are you joking me? These are the only |
| 00:38:12 |
How's that even possible? |
| 00:38:14 |
It's not like you ever come around. |
| 00:38:17 |
I can not believe you told him |
| 00:38:20 |
How was I supposed to |
| 00:38:22 |
Like you would tell, Jim you're |
| 00:38:24 |
Jim and I know everything there |
| 00:38:26 |
He knows I slept with |
| 00:38:29 |
Just like I know he |
| 00:38:32 |
- I didn't need to know that. |
| 00:38:35 |
I would think that |
| 00:38:37 |
would know a little bit more about |
| 00:38:40 |
How can you really appreciate |
| 00:38:43 |
until you really know them? |
| 00:38:51 |
Thank you. |
| 00:38:53 |
I kind of feel like a |
| 00:38:56 |
We're just so glad that |
| 00:38:58 |
You're the longest relationship |
| 00:39:05 |
With a man? |
| 00:39:34 |
What' is this? |
| 00:39:53 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:40:17 |
Who's that? |
| 00:40:18 |
That's, Josephine. |
| 00:40:19 |
Everyone called her, Joe. |
| 00:40:23 |
Last I heard, Joe coaches |
| 00:40:32 |
Check that out! |
| 00:40:34 |
- That's, Kate? |
| 00:40:37 |
She looks like, Shaq. |
| 00:40:54 |
Hi, auntie Kate. |
| 00:40:56 |
- Hi, Kasi. |
| 00:40:59 |
Not much. Do you need |
| 00:41:02 |
What's this? |
| 00:41:07 |
That is my |
| 00:41:11 |
What? |
| 00:41:12 |
We not allowed to have |
| 00:41:14 |
- I have to tell my mom. |
| 00:41:18 |
Actually, can I have it back because... |
| 00:41:23 |
Kasi. |
| 00:41:24 |
You want this? |
| 00:41:26 |
This is not a joke, |
| 00:41:29 |
Auntie Kate needs |
| 00:41:34 |
Kasi, this is not funny! |
| 00:42:02 |
Kasi, |
| 00:42:04 |
Don't make me |
| 00:42:08 |
Kasi! |
| 00:42:09 |
Come on! |
| 00:42:10 |
Come and get it! |
| 00:42:35 |
Wait a minute. |
| 00:42:36 |
Yeah, she lost three pounds. |
| 00:42:40 |
A pound a month. |
| 00:42:42 |
Courtney. |
| 00:42:45 |
Kasi, honey. Please |
| 00:42:48 |
Keep away! |
| 00:42:52 |
Come and get it, old lady! |
| 00:42:54 |
What? |
| 00:42:55 |
Keep away! Keep away! |
| 00:42:56 |
Give it to me! |
| 00:42:58 |
"Give it to me. " |
| 00:42:59 |
Just give me the marker. |
| 00:43:01 |
"Just give me the marker. |
| 00:43:04 |
Come and get it! |
| 00:43:10 |
Get it! |
| 00:43:16 |
Yeah! |
| 00:43:18 |
- That's Kate? |
| 00:43:20 |
Wait a minute. Hold on. |
| 00:43:22 |
- That's Kate. |
| 00:43:35 |
Can't believe it, Kate is |
| 00:43:38 |
I've never seen her |
| 00:43:41 |
Hey! Okay! |
| 00:43:47 |
Mistletoe! |
| 00:43:50 |
Brad! Mistletoe! |
| 00:43:53 |
Mistletoe! |
| 00:43:55 |
- We're so glad you're here, Brad. |
| 00:43:59 |
What did she take so long to |
| 00:44:21 |
I came here for a marker... |
| 00:44:23 |
and I'm not leaving |
| 00:44:45 |
Kasi! |
| 00:44:49 |
That marker in your mouth, |
| 00:45:32 |
Hey,hey! |
| 00:45:34 |
Sweetheart you never told me |
| 00:45:37 |
Okay it was called, "Get fit camp". |
| 00:45:39 |
I can't believe my family is showing |
| 00:45:42 |
You know what my favorite ones |
| 00:45:44 |
'cause it looks almost like you |
| 00:45:46 |
- but you ate the other baby in the womb. |
| 00:45:48 |
- That's why you're so powerful. |
| 00:45:50 |
Because you ate your twin sister, |
| 00:45:53 |
- Cut it out. |
| 00:45:55 |
It doesn't bother me if you |
| 00:45:59 |
with lesbian tendencies, 'cause |
| 00:46:01 |
- then I'm cool with it. |
| 00:46:04 |
- I saw the pictures of, Joe. |
| 00:46:07 |
Haircuts don't lie. |
| 00:46:11 |
like play baseball |
| 00:46:14 |
We're just kids. |
| 00:46:16 |
We played in the basement. |
| 00:46:19 |
We pretended we're on the |
| 00:46:22 |
she never wanted me |
| 00:46:26 |
Okay, listen and look |
| 00:46:29 |
All I'm saying to you is, it's not fun when |
| 00:46:33 |
You shouldn't have been so shitty |
| 00:46:35 |
when you have so many |
| 00:46:39 |
Do not throw rocks when |
| 00:46:42 |
Okay, I see your point. |
| 00:46:43 |
I love you. |
| 00:46:51 |
Mom. |
| 00:46:53 |
I really need to talk |
| 00:46:55 |
Kate, I don't have time for this. I don't |
| 00:46:59 |
But I just... |
| 00:47:00 |
But I just... I kinda want |
| 00:47:02 |
Well if it's important now, it'll be |
| 00:47:06 |
Well yeah but... |
| 00:47:07 |
Clean yourself up a little, |
| 00:47:22 |
And now... |
| 00:47:25 |
...the, Pastor Phil! |
| 00:47:30 |
Hello. There's a new born King. |
| 00:47:34 |
Hallelujah! |
| 00:47:36 |
Praise Him! |
| 00:47:39 |
Praise Him! Praise Him! |
| 00:47:44 |
Glory to the new born King! |
| 00:47:47 |
Hallelujah! |
| 00:47:52 |
Please be seated. |
| 00:47:57 |
I've been given a note. |
| 00:47:59 |
The, Walshes who |
| 00:48:01 |
of, Mary and Joseph |
| 00:48:04 |
and done a great job of it, they had |
| 00:48:07 |
So, we're gonna need |
| 00:48:09 |
to perform the roles |
| 00:48:15 |
You should do it. |
| 00:48:16 |
What? |
| 00:48:17 |
No, I won't get in front |
| 00:48:20 |
You're staged trained. You |
| 00:48:23 |
No. I wasn't Pippin, |
| 00:48:27 |
I played a tree because I had a bad |
| 00:48:30 |
I know this seems like I'm putting you |
| 00:48:34 |
Honey, Pastor Phil needs you. |
| 00:48:37 |
- I'm not gonna do it. |
| 00:48:39 |
Or do I still need |
| 00:48:43 |
Kate will play |
| 00:48:44 |
What? |
| 00:48:45 |
Hallelujah! The cure of the world! |
| 00:48:47 |
I just said I wouldn't. |
| 00:48:49 |
Hallelujah! Kate, you stand up! |
| 00:48:52 |
Stand up, please! |
| 00:48:54 |
Look at the joy you've brought |
| 00:48:57 |
by your volunteering |
| 00:48:59 |
Hello. I still need a, Joseph. |
| 00:49:03 |
Brad be, Joseph. |
| 00:49:04 |
I'm not staged trained. |
| 00:49:07 |
You don't have to give the performance. |
| 00:49:09 |
- because I don't wanna be alone. |
| 00:49:12 |
Oh rub a pon-pon, Brad, you stand up! |
| 00:49:14 |
You are a part of this, Brad! |
| 00:49:35 |
Listen to me, Brad. I'm going to really |
| 00:49:38 |
Because I'm starting |
| 00:49:41 |
- That stage fright thing. |
| 00:49:45 |
- What do you think? |
| 00:49:47 |
My man's skirt, is it |
| 00:49:50 |
- Honestly. |
| 00:49:51 |
Okay here's, Jesus. |
| 00:49:54 |
They don't use a doll? |
| 00:49:57 |
- Here are your scripts. |
| 00:49:59 |
- I'm not ready for scripts... |
| 00:50:01 |
No one ever told me |
| 00:50:03 |
- Hi, Jesus. |
| 00:50:06 |
Okay. |
| 00:50:08 |
Okay, I got lines. I gotta |
| 00:50:11 |
Red leather. Yellow leather. |
| 00:50:14 |
This is a good baby. |
| 00:50:16 |
Look at this baby. |
| 00:50:18 |
Baby, baby Jesus |
| 00:50:21 |
This child is a blessing |
| 00:50:24 |
Really? |
| 00:50:26 |
What, do you think |
| 00:50:28 |
Should I do it maybe like, "This child's |
| 00:50:32 |
But not angry. Inspired. |
| 00:50:33 |
Oh, my God. There's so many |
| 00:50:36 |
Can I ask you |
| 00:50:38 |
My wife is pregnant, |
| 00:50:41 |
But do you think I'm cool with it because |
| 00:50:48 |
Are we ready |
| 00:50:50 |
of that immaculate conception? |
| 00:50:52 |
Hallelujah! |
| 00:50:54 |
Brad, I don't feel good. |
| 00:50:56 |
Maybe you should |
| 00:50:58 |
Sweetheart, I gotta get ready. |
| 00:51:00 |
Just remember, |
| 00:51:03 |
And Joseph and Mary, |
| 00:51:06 |
and out of the city |
| 00:51:08 |
Okay, find your truth. |
| 00:51:18 |
Brad. |
| 00:51:20 |
I can't do this. |
| 00:51:21 |
Check it out, baby. |
| 00:51:31 |
Because there was no room in |
| 00:51:38 |
And Mary wrapped the baby |
| 00:51:41 |
and placed him |
| 00:51:53 |
And Mary wrapped the baby |
| 00:51:56 |
and placed him in a manger. |
| 00:52:02 |
Put it, in it. |
| 00:52:06 |
Brad, help me swaddle. |
| 00:52:08 |
I've gotta save my line, |
| 00:52:10 |
It's deadlier out there. |
| 00:52:12 |
Come on, Mary! |
| 00:52:16 |
This child is a blessing |
| 00:52:20 |
Amen! |
| 00:52:22 |
That's right! |
| 00:52:27 |
Your line. |
| 00:52:31 |
I forgot my line. |
| 00:52:32 |
- What? |
| 00:52:34 |
Thank goodness |
| 00:52:38 |
We shall name him, Jesus. |
| 00:52:41 |
Glory to, god! |
| 00:52:44 |
And peace on earth |
| 00:52:52 |
This thing isn't big |
| 00:52:54 |
Someone's got to give |
| 00:52:56 |
I'm nervous. I can't feel my |
| 00:52:59 |
It'd appear that my wife is better at... |
| 00:53:02 |
making babies than |
| 00:53:09 |
Brad, you're wearing the |
| 00:53:12 |
Woman, do your job |
| 00:53:16 |
Brad, I can't. You're wearing |
| 00:53:20 |
Enough! This child's |
| 00:53:23 |
Unfit mother, give me this baby. |
| 00:53:29 |
And I, Joseph, |
| 00:53:35 |
And I, Joseph, |
| 00:53:40 |
Forgive her, son... |
| 00:53:42 |
for she knows not |
| 00:53:53 |
Yeah! |
| 00:54:02 |
Hallelujah! |
| 00:54:03 |
That's the message |
| 00:54:07 |
Hallelujah! |
| 00:54:12 |
Hallelujah! |
| 00:54:16 |
Brad, that was...! |
| 00:54:20 |
# All is calm # |
| 00:54:24 |
# All is bright # |
| 00:54:27 |
# Round young |
| 00:54:35 |
# Holy infant |
| 00:54:42 |
I know how, Celine Dion |
| 00:54:44 |
because she gives so much, it's not like |
| 00:54:46 |
- 'cause I got a lot back to. |
| 00:54:49 |
How do you calm down |
| 00:54:51 |
It's difficult to do that. |
| 00:54:53 |
I can't believe you threw me down... |
| 00:54:55 |
in front of the entire congregation. |
| 00:54:57 |
You were just thinking |
| 00:54:59 |
I was thinking about |
| 00:55:01 |
And quite frankly |
| 00:55:02 |
I brought the whole thing home. |
| 00:55:04 |
- My God. |
| 00:55:05 |
- Is this how it's gonna be with us? |
| 00:55:07 |
- What are you saying? |
| 00:55:09 |
you'll be there for me in a crisis. |
| 00:55:11 |
If we're on a plane, |
| 00:55:13 |
and I was passed out and I say, |
| 00:55:15 |
"Everyone needs to put |
| 00:55:16 |
I would like to know that were gonna |
| 00:55:20 |
I wouldn't and the, FAA wouldn't |
| 00:55:23 |
- I'm not... FAA? |
| 00:55:25 |
- What? |
| 00:55:28 |
Or are you too busy moving your, BlackBerry |
| 00:55:31 |
- I listen to the stewardesses. |
| 00:55:33 |
...that you're supposed to put |
| 00:55:36 |
before you try to help out a child |
| 00:55:39 |
- I've heard her. |
| 00:55:40 |
you're not helping anybody. |
| 00:55:43 |
Now I'm passed out. Now I'm |
| 00:55:46 |
It's not the point I'm trying to make. |
| 00:55:47 |
What is the point? Sweetheart I'm |
| 00:55:49 |
What's your point? |
| 00:55:52 |
I feel like we're not really connecting. |
| 00:55:55 |
I have been present. |
| 00:55:58 |
We've been doing things |
| 00:56:00 |
but I'd like for us to do |
| 00:56:03 |
Kate, I that you're upset |
| 00:56:06 |
and I think you're |
| 00:56:08 |
They've been |
| 00:56:10 |
This is not about my family, |
| 00:56:13 |
I just... |
| 00:56:15 |
I just want something different for us. |
| 00:56:17 |
- Merry christmas. |
| 00:56:20 |
- God I've missed you! |
| 00:56:22 |
It's been so long. |
| 00:56:24 |
- And you must be, Kate. |
| 00:56:27 |
She's a darling. |
| 00:56:29 |
- Thank you. Nice to meet you. |
| 00:56:32 |
- Should I call you... |
| 00:56:34 |
- Just, Paula. |
| 00:56:35 |
I am so glad you came. |
| 00:56:38 |
You've been |
| 00:56:40 |
Certainly hasn't missed many meals. |
| 00:56:42 |
- That's great. |
| 00:56:44 |
- I do like the snack. |
| 00:56:46 |
Come on in and relax. |
| 00:56:47 |
I've fixed all of your |
| 00:56:50 |
Denver and Susan |
| 00:56:52 |
Let's sit here and |
| 00:56:54 |
- Your house is beautiful. |
| 00:56:57 |
This is gorgeous. |
| 00:56:58 |
Well you knew, Bradford lived |
| 00:57:01 |
Denver and Dallas were more |
| 00:57:03 |
But, Bradford was |
| 00:57:06 |
- Okay you know I was thinking... |
| 00:57:08 |
Just inseparable. |
| 00:57:10 |
My god, he breastfed |
| 00:57:12 |
Thought I was going to have |
| 00:57:14 |
Okay, I think |
| 00:57:15 |
The only one who |
| 00:57:17 |
was a professor that |
| 00:57:19 |
Could you not say "tits", please? |
| 00:57:22 |
- Hey, kids. |
| 00:57:24 |
Hi, nice to meet you. |
| 00:57:26 |
It is so nice to meet you, |
| 00:57:30 |
And always great |
| 00:57:32 |
Hey, how was traffic |
| 00:57:34 |
You know what, can I get your gas |
| 00:57:38 |
Actually, I don't need you |
| 00:57:40 |
Thank you. I actually make |
| 00:57:42 |
- So, no thank you. |
| 00:57:46 |
It's okay, sweetie. |
| 00:57:50 |
Look... |
| 00:57:52 |
Brad... |
| 00:57:54 |
I'm not trying |
| 00:57:56 |
You already got one of those. |
| 00:57:59 |
I'm just hoping for a |
| 00:58:02 |
You were my friend, Darryl. |
| 00:58:05 |
We grew up together, |
| 00:58:07 |
we used to smell |
| 00:58:09 |
But now you're sleeping with my |
| 00:58:12 |
can you appreciate that? |
| 00:58:13 |
I never had a sexual thought |
| 00:58:16 |
Can you leave it alone. You can't |
| 00:58:19 |
You can't be sleeping |
| 00:58:21 |
- and still be my friend, okay? |
| 00:58:24 |
Kate, what can |
| 00:58:25 |
- I'm good. |
| 00:58:26 |
- is a very sexual being, Bradford. |
| 00:58:29 |
She's a great lover. |
| 00:58:30 |
Say that again and I'm gonna |
| 00:58:33 |
Hey, look it. This is, christmas |
| 00:58:37 |
Kate has been kind enough |
| 00:58:39 |
We are gonna play them |
| 00:58:51 |
Why are you staring at me |
| 00:58:53 |
That's... uncomfortable. |
| 00:58:58 |
Oh, Conner honey |
| 00:59:00 |
Those are grandmothers |
| 00:59:03 |
Kate, could you be a lamb |
| 00:59:06 |
Of course. So, you try to |
| 00:59:08 |
to say the word |
| 00:59:10 |
but you can't say any |
| 00:59:12 |
And if you say any |
| 00:59:14 |
- then you get buzzed. |
| 00:59:16 |
That makes sense? |
| 00:59:18 |
I'm so excited to have you |
| 00:59:20 |
It's gonna be so much fun. |
| 00:59:22 |
Hey, it's good to have |
| 00:59:26 |
So, who wants to go first? |
| 00:59:28 |
- I'll go. |
| 00:59:29 |
Brad, why don't you |
| 00:59:31 |
- and then I'll do the timer. |
| 00:59:33 |
Thanks. |
| 00:59:36 |
On your mark, get set, go! |
| 00:59:39 |
Okay, this is a town in, France. |
| 00:59:42 |
What? |
| 00:59:43 |
- You can't say, "France" it's on the. |
| 00:59:46 |
It's the same, loud for everybody. |
| 00:59:47 |
It's okay sweetie, just |
| 00:59:51 |
Okay. |
| 00:59:52 |
This is me, I'm a... |
| 00:59:54 |
Cradle robber. |
| 00:59:55 |
- What did he say? |
| 00:59:57 |
Don't worry about it. |
| 00:59:59 |
- No, no, not Capricorn but... |
| 01:00:02 |
Yes! |
| 01:00:05 |
It's fun. |
| 01:00:07 |
Okay. |
| 01:00:09 |
This is what you dripped on me? |
| 01:00:11 |
Ohh, wax! |
| 01:00:12 |
No, after that. |
| 01:00:15 |
It's brown. |
| 01:00:16 |
Okay make this stop, please. |
| 01:00:17 |
Ohh, oh, chocolate. |
| 01:00:18 |
- No, before that! After the wax! |
| 01:00:21 |
- The syrup! |
| 01:00:24 |
Way sticky dude, I |
| 01:00:27 |
- Okay. |
| 01:00:29 |
Time. |
| 01:00:30 |
- Good job. Good job. |
| 01:00:32 |
Who wants to go next? |
| 01:00:33 |
- We'll go. |
| 01:00:36 |
I'll do the buzzer. |
| 01:00:39 |
Are you gonna actually |
| 01:00:42 |
- Just flip the tube. |
| 01:00:43 |
Flip the tube. |
| 01:00:45 |
Okay. On your mark, |
| 01:00:48 |
- Capital of, China. |
| 01:00:50 |
Yes. |
| 01:00:51 |
Thing next to your bed |
| 01:00:53 |
- A sock. |
| 01:00:56 |
I helped you come up |
| 01:00:58 |
and came home from |
| 01:01:01 |
- Alibi. |
| 01:01:03 |
Alright, the thing I'm not |
| 01:01:06 |
- Mini skirt. |
| 01:01:08 |
Me and you dry humping |
| 01:01:11 |
- A screensaver. |
| 01:01:12 |
This game is so easy. |
| 01:01:14 |
The only man I'm allowed |
| 01:01:18 |
- John Grisham. |
| 01:01:20 |
- Mexican dude. |
| 01:01:23 |
- Yes! |
| 01:01:24 |
- Right here. Right here! |
| 01:01:29 |
Okay, this is like |
| 01:01:31 |
Guys there's other people |
| 01:01:33 |
Stop. Oh, God. |
| 01:01:36 |
You guys got a lot. |
| 01:01:38 |
- Seven. |
| 01:01:39 |
- Pollie, can you do the buzzer? |
| 01:01:41 |
We can do this, baby. |
| 01:01:43 |
Yeah. |
| 01:01:44 |
Okay let's light a fire. Let's light a fire. |
| 01:01:46 |
- Ready? Go! |
| 01:01:48 |
This is the thing, I'm most |
| 01:01:50 |
- Snakes. |
| 01:01:51 |
- The thing I'm most scared of. |
| 01:01:54 |
More than anything, this |
| 01:01:56 |
You got to come up with |
| 01:01:59 |
- Ask the audience |
| 01:02:01 |
Sweetheart, you don't |
| 01:02:03 |
You can say an "eight-legged |
| 01:02:07 |
- Can't say superhero! |
| 01:02:09 |
Try again. |
| 01:02:11 |
Okay, in high-school, |
| 01:02:14 |
I was in Cancun, and I was wearing |
| 01:02:17 |
- Tourists. Skinny. |
| 01:02:19 |
- Thin? |
| 01:02:21 |
- I was shaking around... |
| 01:02:23 |
- My stuff fell out and then all the bar tenders... |
| 01:02:25 |
My stuff fell out. |
| 01:02:26 |
Everybody would call me |
| 01:02:29 |
"Oh, here comes... " |
| 01:02:33 |
Peek-a-boo. |
| 01:02:36 |
Peek-a-boo. |
| 01:02:37 |
Okay, honey, you can say, |
| 01:02:40 |
- Can't say "look". |
| 01:02:42 |
I'm giving examples. |
| 01:02:44 |
- You see this... |
| 01:02:46 |
I'm explaining the game. |
| 01:02:47 |
Can't say "game"! |
| 01:02:49 |
Mom, the answer's been said. |
| 01:02:52 |
- Let's just do the next one. |
| 01:02:53 |
- Let's... you know? |
| 01:02:55 |
Okay, so this is something |
| 01:02:59 |
- and you put it on a barbecue and... |
| 01:03:01 |
- It's my favorite. |
| 01:03:02 |
You can't say, "beef"! |
| 01:03:03 |
Mom, I'm not the |
| 01:03:05 |
- Do you get that? Just shush. |
| 01:03:08 |
Okay, Mom, |
| 01:03:09 |
- You can't say "shush. " |
| 01:03:12 |
It's kebab. |
| 01:03:13 |
It says I can't say "shish"! |
| 01:03:15 |
Shish. Shish. Shish. |
| 01:03:18 |
And I could say it, |
| 01:03:19 |
and that's why, there's this thing |
| 01:03:22 |
Let's just move on. |
| 01:03:25 |
Our time's up. |
| 01:03:29 |
What's this attitude, Brad? |
| 01:03:30 |
I don't have an attitude. |
| 01:03:32 |
She buzzes me, |
| 01:03:34 |
how to play the game, you |
| 01:03:37 |
the best ways to play the |
| 01:03:57 |
I wanna talk to you |
| 01:04:00 |
Baby, I know what you want |
| 01:04:02 |
You do? |
| 01:04:03 |
I don't want you to apologize |
| 01:04:06 |
means never having to say that your, |
| 01:04:09 |
For the record, |
| 01:04:11 |
But the thing is when you're |
| 01:04:13 |
you shouldn't go so conceptual, |
| 01:04:17 |
- Look how else will you know...? |
| 01:04:18 |
I took a pregnancy test today. |
| 01:04:21 |
You took what? |
| 01:04:23 |
I took a pregnancy test today. |
| 01:04:26 |
At my mom's house. |
| 01:04:28 |
I was in the bathroom, and |
| 01:04:30 |
so I just thought I should |
| 01:04:33 |
- Honey, you pulled the goalie? |
| 01:04:35 |
You can't pull the goalie without checking |
| 01:04:39 |
I did not pull the goalie. That's not |
| 01:04:40 |
What are you talking about? |
| 01:04:43 |
Relax, Brad. It was negative. |
| 01:04:45 |
Well jeez, why don't you just hit |
| 01:04:48 |
Instead of making me take laps |
| 01:04:51 |
What is this reaction? |
| 01:04:53 |
Listen, If there's one |
| 01:04:55 |
by being forced to being |
| 01:04:57 |
it's about the dangers |
| 01:05:00 |
Besides, that's not the |
| 01:05:02 |
Brad, I realized it today. |
| 01:05:04 |
I thought for sure, I'd |
| 01:05:06 |
I didn't want to have kids |
| 01:05:08 |
I'm waiting to see if it's |
| 01:05:10 |
and I thought, |
| 01:05:13 |
different. You know? |
| 01:05:16 |
Like maybe it would |
| 01:05:18 |
we'd be forced to get |
| 01:05:22 |
We have spent so |
| 01:05:23 |
creating all these boundaries you |
| 01:05:26 |
we don't limit ourselves |
| 01:05:28 |
and obligation, and I don't |
| 01:05:31 |
Because that's not loving at all. |
| 01:05:33 |
- Is that an eighties song? |
| 01:05:35 |
- Your throwing, eighties songs at me? |
| 01:05:38 |
I want us to be open, |
| 01:05:40 |
however it's going to be. |
| 01:05:42 |
we get married or |
| 01:05:44 |
I feel like that's okay. |
| 01:05:48 |
that goes where |
| 01:05:50 |
Okay. And I'd like the |
| 01:05:53 |
Brad, this is very important. |
| 01:05:57 |
I don't want to have this conversation. |
| 01:05:59 |
I feel the same way that |
| 01:06:01 |
and I've been honest |
| 01:06:03 |
I don't want a |
| 01:06:05 |
because I don't |
| 01:06:12 |
Okay. |
| 01:06:41 |
It's okay, you |
| 01:06:45 |
Sweetheart, I'm not going to make |
| 01:06:48 |
I'm fine. I'll just have my sister |
| 01:06:50 |
We'll go in there together |
| 01:06:52 |
I'm not gonna go |
| 01:06:53 |
we're something that we're |
| 01:06:56 |
Baby, listen to me, please. |
| 01:06:58 |
Okay let's not over |
| 01:07:00 |
I'm not over |
| 01:07:04 |
I'm the one changing |
| 01:07:06 |
and If you don't want to change |
| 01:07:11 |
I just can't do this anymore. |
| 01:07:45 |
Honey? |
| 01:07:46 |
Coming in? |
| 01:07:50 |
Hey, Dad. |
| 01:07:52 |
She made it! |
| 01:07:54 |
Auntie, Kate! |
| 01:07:56 |
Merry christmas again! |
| 01:07:57 |
Hi, Kasi. |
| 01:07:59 |
Come see the cool stuff |
| 01:08:02 |
Okay. |
| 01:08:04 |
Hi, I'm, Cheryl. I'm |
| 01:08:07 |
- Nice to finally meet you. |
| 01:08:10 |
- Hey, Kate! |
| 01:08:11 |
I got a, Dora the Explorer backpack... |
| 01:08:15 |
a matching, Dora thermos, |
| 01:08:19 |
and princess shoes! |
| 01:08:20 |
Hey, guys! |
| 01:08:22 |
Hi, Auntie, Kate. |
| 01:08:26 |
Kasi, why don't you go |
| 01:08:29 |
for all your new toys? |
| 01:08:30 |
You'd better go or |
| 01:08:33 |
Go! |
| 01:08:37 |
This is amazing. |
| 01:08:39 |
Dad and Mom |
| 01:08:40 |
They hated each other. |
| 01:08:42 |
Well they've been getting together |
| 01:08:49 |
It must be really nice |
| 01:08:52 |
It's really nice for everyone. |
| 01:08:55 |
- Where is, Brad? |
| 01:09:00 |
But, If it's all the |
| 01:09:02 |
I'd really just rather |
| 01:09:04 |
- I'm sorry. I didn't realize... |
| 01:09:07 |
It's not something I want |
| 01:09:10 |
Sorry, we won't talk about him. |
| 01:09:15 |
I have a great idea! |
| 01:09:18 |
You should do it. It's great. |
| 01:09:20 |
You just pay 20 bucks, |
| 01:09:22 |
Susan, next door, did it and she |
| 01:09:25 |
It's great. |
| 01:09:26 |
He doesn't have a job |
| 01:09:28 |
You should totally do it! |
| 01:09:30 |
- I'll think about that. |
| 01:09:32 |
I'm gonna take a |
| 01:09:34 |
Okay. I got your back. |
| 01:09:37 |
Thanks. |
| 01:10:03 |
Hi, kiddo. |
| 01:10:06 |
Hey, Dad. |
| 01:10:11 |
Did, Brad leave |
| 01:10:13 |
on inoculating babies |
| 01:10:16 |
What? |
| 01:10:17 |
Maybe he's making |
| 01:10:19 |
for foster kids. |
| 01:10:22 |
Or weaving ponchos |
| 01:10:24 |
in the, Yucatan? |
| 01:10:28 |
So, I guess you knew |
| 01:10:30 |
Oh, boy. |
| 01:10:32 |
Unfortunately, I've had |
| 01:10:35 |
bending the truth |
| 01:10:40 |
And I'll tell you, honey. |
| 01:10:44 |
to have that time |
| 01:10:49 |
I would too. |
| 01:10:54 |
It's taken me a lot of years |
| 01:10:57 |
and several divorces |
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nothing really beats |
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Honest about who you are, |
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all the rest tends |
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I was honest... |
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and I think he was too. |
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It just wasn't what |
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Cheryl made the |
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and I did some of the |
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I put the ice cubes |
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and salt in the saltshakers. |
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All right, well. |
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Not long ago, I wouldn't |
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to put this group |
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in my wildest imagination. |
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The changes we've |
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the little hurts we've |
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we hope we're |
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We thank you, dear, lord |
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because there's nothing |
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- Amen. |
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Amen. |
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What the hell |
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You forgot your tampons? |
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No, I didn't forget anything. |
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I just came by to see you. |
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What for? |
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You already destroyed |
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You want to bust up |
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Look, I'm sorry |
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I didn't mean to do all of that, |
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Where's tiny? |
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Oh, Kate uh... |
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she's not with me. |
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She finally smelled the |
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No. In fact, she said |
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more serious with me. |
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you know, |
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and she wanted to see herself |
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having kids with me. |
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Well congratulations. That's |
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- I said no, Dad. |
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Yeah, I told her I didn't |
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- Are you shitting me? |
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I'll be damned. |
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That's my boy. |
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I always said you were |
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Your mind and spirit |
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- Yeah. |
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I tell ya. It's always the one |
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who is the most like you. |
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Well why are we |
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Let's go inside, have a |
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Man to man. |
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- Alright. Merry Christmas. |
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You're a big boy now. |
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Let's go in. |
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Take appraisal of the |
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Would anyone like |
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- No, no. |
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Dad, can you check |
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- Yeah. The blanket. |
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- This is hers? |
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Hey. |
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Okay, listen. |
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If you get one, you might as well |
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- What are you talking about? |
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If you leave one by itself, |
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'cause you're gonna feel so guilty about |
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But if there's two, you don't feel |
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The other big thing to |
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Do you send them to private school? |
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and lacrosse coming at you all day. |
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you got to worry about some |
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who's all hopped up on medication, |
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and that's uncomfortable too. |
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Are you having this conversation with me, because |
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Or are you just having this conversation, |
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I wanna go to, Fiji. |
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Because the tickets |
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and the hotel rooms |
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But, honey, I do |
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I think having this conversation |
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I know I've found |
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that I want to have |
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And that person's you. |
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- I love you so much. |
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So it's like, this doesn't mean |
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- or having kids right away. |
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But we should talk about it, |
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Not that we're planning on it. We're just talking |
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And if we do have them, |
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- there's a lot of advantages. |
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I mean, they give |
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Also, they're like little |
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Because you can |
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Yeah, and not to mention all the |
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I mean, once they become a certain age, |
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- When they're seven. |
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- No, no, no. |
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- Chores for money. |
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We would've ended up living in some |
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But now we can |
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- They're gonna sell us out. |
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Honey, I want you to feel |
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about anything you |
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Unless there's like, you know a |
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You know what I mean? We |
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- I'm kidding. Kind of. |
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Listen, just to be clear, |
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that we're getting |
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or having kids right away. |
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to let love grow |
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- Exactly. |
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But, it doesn't mean kids. |
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- Wow, I can't believe we did it. |
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I don't even know what happened, |
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but here's this beautiful |
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I did feel |
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Between the huffs, |
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it just kind of all |
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It's awesome, baby. |
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You were amazing. |
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- Thanks, babe. |
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- How's she doing? |
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Just wanted to let you and |
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that you're welcome to start |
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- Oh that's not gonna happen. |
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Your families don't |
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To be honest, I think they'd be shocked |
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Our families can be |
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I like to think that we're |
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rather than not |
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Happy New Year, Bay Area! |
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We are here live |
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where the first baby of the |
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Let's go say hello |
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Congratulations, McVie family |
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on having the first baby |
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Dad, how does it feel? |
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We're doing great. |
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And there was a... a vacuum. |
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And then there was, umm... |
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stretching and the juices. |
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What he's trying to say is that |
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Oh, oh goodness. |
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I got some in my mouth! |
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I can't be around it! |