|
Four Weddings and a Funeral
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- Good morning, Mrs. Statons. |
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Late! Late! |
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At last. |
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Sorry we're late. |
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Put it in the back. |
| 00:03:20 |
Oh, fuck! Fuck! |
| 00:03:28 |
Fuck! |
| 00:03:36 |
Oh, fuck! |
| 00:03:40 |
Fuck! Right, we take yours. |
| 00:03:43 |
It only goes 40 miles an hour. |
| 00:03:55 |
What turnoff? |
| 00:03:58 |
Better not be the B359. |
| 00:04:00 |
It's the B359. |
| 00:04:02 |
Fuck it! |
| 00:04:08 |
Fuck! |
| 00:04:14 |
Fuck. |
| 00:04:25 |
Come on. |
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Fuck! |
| 00:04:33 |
Fuck. |
| 00:04:38 |
Fuck. |
| 00:04:39 |
Fuck! |
| 00:04:40 |
Fuckity fuck. |
| 00:04:47 |
Bugger. |
| 00:04:53 |
You look fine. |
| 00:04:55 |
Is it twisted? |
| 00:04:57 |
Hello! You look lovely. |
| 00:04:58 |
Hello, Charles! |
| 00:05:16 |
There's a greatness to your lateness. |
| 00:05:18 |
It's not achieved |
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I am so, so sorry. |
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I'll kill myself after the service, |
| 00:05:29 |
Doesn't matter. Tom was standing by. |
| 00:05:31 |
Thanks, Tom. You're a saint. |
| 00:05:33 |
And a disastrous haircut. |
| 00:05:39 |
You haven't forgotten the rings? |
| 00:05:41 |
No. |
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Hate people being late. |
| 00:06:15 |
Here we go. |
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Oh, isn't she lovely? |
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Scarlett, you're blind. |
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Dear friends, what a joy it is to |
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...on this wonderful day |
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Before we start the service, |
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...in the first hymn. |
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And did those feet... |
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... in ancient time |
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Walk upon England's mountain green |
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And was the holy... |
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... Lamb of God |
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On England's pleasant... |
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... pastures seen |
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And did the countenance divine |
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Shine forth upon... |
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... our clouded hills |
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And was Jerusalem... |
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... builded here |
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Among those dark satanic mills |
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Scarlett. |
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Dearly beloved, we are |
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...in the sight of God and in |
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...to join together this man |
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Which is an honorable estate... |
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...instituted in the time |
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- Back in a sec. |
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...any just cause or impediment... |
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...why they may not be lawfully |
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...let him speak now or forever |
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Do you promise to love her... |
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...comfort her, honor and keep her |
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...and forsaking all others... |
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...keep thee only unto her for as |
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I do. |
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To love and to cherish... |
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Till death us do part. |
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...till death us do part. |
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Thereto, I pledge thee my troth. |
| 00:09:01 |
And thereto, I pledge thee my troth. |
| 00:09:05 |
Do you have the ring? |
| 00:09:15 |
With this ring, I thee wed. |
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With this ring, I thee wed. |
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With my body, I thee worship. |
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With my body, I thee worship. |
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And with all my worldly goods, |
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And with all my worldly goods, |
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If I speak with the tongues of men |
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...I am become a sounding brass |
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Good point. |
| 00:09:48 |
You know I can't smile without you |
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Can't smile without you |
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I can't laugh and I can't sing |
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I'm finding it hard to do anything |
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You see, I feel sad when you're sad |
| 00:10:08 |
I feel sad |
| 00:10:09 |
I feel glad when you're glad |
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If you only knew |
| 00:10:45 |
Great hat. |
| 00:10:47 |
Thanks. I bought it specially. |
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There. |
| 00:11:03 |
Get in position, please. |
| 00:11:05 |
Thank you. Smile. |
| 00:11:08 |
Splendid, I thought. |
| 00:11:10 |
I thought, splendid. |
| 00:11:13 |
Splendid, I thought. |
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Scarlotta, fabulous dress! |
| 00:11:16 |
Ecclesiastical purple |
| 00:11:19 |
...symbolize the magical |
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...between heathen and |
| 00:11:24 |
That's right. |
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Lovely. And again. |
| 00:11:31 |
Any idea who the girl |
| 00:11:33 |
Name's Carrie. |
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She's pretty. |
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American. |
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Interesting. |
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Slut. |
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Really? |
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Used to work at Vogue. |
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Only goes out with |
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Quite out of your league. |
| 00:11:52 |
Well, that's a relief. Thanks. |
| 00:11:54 |
See you there. |
| 00:11:56 |
Off you go. |
| 00:11:59 |
Right. Reception. |
| 00:12:06 |
Bye! Bye! |
| 00:12:14 |
Anyone else tread in a cowpat? |
| 00:12:17 |
No, thought not. See you in a mo. |
| 00:12:20 |
Do you think I'd hate him as much |
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Don't want to blow chances for romance |
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Oh, God. I never know what to |
| 00:12:37 |
It's a cinch. Give a big, warm |
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Or stick with tradition, |
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Heaven preserve us. |
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You must be very proud. |
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Thank you. |
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Hello. |
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- Hello. |
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- Hi, we've met. It's Richard Maples. |
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Bastard. |
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- Hello, Bern. |
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Two, please. |
| 00:13:16 |
- You have fun, now. |
| 00:13:22 |
Oh, hello. |
| 00:13:23 |
Hi. |
| 00:13:26 |
- You want one of these? |
| 00:13:29 |
- I... |
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Hello, dear John. How are you? |
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Good. This is... |
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Carrie. |
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- Delighted. I'm John. |
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How's your girlfriend? |
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She's no longer my girlfriend. |
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Don't be too gloomy. Rumor is she |
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She's now my wife. |
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Excellent. |
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Excuse me. |
| 00:14:01 |
Any kids or anything, John? |
| 00:14:04 |
Do we hear the patter of tiny... |
| 00:14:07 |
...feet? |
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No. |
| 00:14:11 |
Well, there's plenty of time for |
| 00:14:24 |
Hi. How are you? |
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My name's Fiona. |
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I'm Gerald. |
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What do you do? |
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I'm training to be a priest. |
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Good lord! |
| 00:14:52 |
Do you do weddings? |
| 00:14:53 |
No. No, not yet. |
| 00:14:56 |
Jolly nerve-racking. |
| 00:14:58 |
Yes, rather like the first time |
| 00:15:03 |
Well, I suppose so. |
| 00:15:05 |
Rather less messy, of course. |
| 00:15:33 |
Who's that boy |
| 00:15:36 |
His name's David. |
| 00:15:38 |
Something of a dish, isn't he? |
| 00:15:41 |
Well, I've always thought so. |
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Why are they? |
| 00:15:44 |
- The dish can't hear. |
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Gosh. |
| 00:15:49 |
Yeah, silent... |
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...but deadly attractive. |
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Bang, bang, bang. That's it. |
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Into the marquee, please. |
| 00:16:02 |
How do you do? |
| 00:16:03 |
Hello, Tom. Splendid to meet you. |
| 00:16:06 |
Very exciting. |
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Hi. |
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My name's Scarlett. |
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Don't let me drink too much, |
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How do you do? My name is Charles. |
| 00:16:32 |
Don't be ridiculous. |
| 00:16:38 |
Must be a different Charles. |
| 00:16:40 |
You're saying I don't know |
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No, no. |
| 00:17:00 |
Ladies and gentlemen, sorry to |
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There are one or two little things |
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This is only the second time |
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I hope I did the job okay |
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The couple in question are at least |
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Unfortunately, they're not actually |
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The divorce came through |
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But I'm assured it had absolutely |
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Apparently, Paula knew Pierce slept |
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...before I mentioned it |
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The fact that he slept with her |
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...but I think was incidental to |
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...and violence that became |
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Anyway, enough of that. My job |
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And there are no skeletons |
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...or so I thought. |
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I'll get to that in a minute. |
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I am as ever... |
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...in bewildered awe of anyone |
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...that Angus and Laura |
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I know I couldn't do it... |
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...and I think it's wonderful |
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So back to Angus and those sheep. |
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So, ladies and gentlemen, |
| 00:18:39 |
- The adorable couple. |
| 00:18:42 |
The adorable couple! |
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The adorable couple! |
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Get one for me, Angus! |
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The first time I saw |
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...I feared lives would be lost. |
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She's a pretty girl. |
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The one you can't take your eyes off. |
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No, it's the bloke she's dancing with. |
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I'm trying to remember what |
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Though, let's say for |
| 00:20:14 |
...one did take a fancy to someone |
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Do you think there are people |
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"Hi, babe. My name's Charles. |
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If there are, they're not English. |
| 00:20:28 |
Quite. |
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Three weeks is about |
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You know I love you, |
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I love you. |
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And Mike, I've never met you before... |
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...but I love you very much. |
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Ignore her, she's drunk. |
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At least I hope she is. |
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Otherwise, I'm in real trouble. |
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How's it going, Lyds? |
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Bloody awful. |
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Oh, dear. What's the problem? |
| 00:21:02 |
I was promised sex. |
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"You'll be a bridesmaid, you'll get |
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But not so much as a tongue in sight. |
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Well, I mean, if you fancy... |
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...anything. |
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I could always... |
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Oh, don't be ridiculous, Bernard. |
| 00:21:23 |
- I'm not that desperate. |
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Fair enough. |
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It's a good point. |
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Bye! |
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Have a lovely, lovely time! |
| 00:21:52 |
Bye! |
| 00:22:24 |
Where are you staying tonight, |
| 00:22:28 |
Scarlett and I are at some pub. |
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The Lucky Boat, something like that. |
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No. Slight change of plan. |
| 00:22:37 |
The others are coming |
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Nansy's there. Might cook us eggs and |
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Wondered if you'd like to join. |
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Yeah, great. Thanks very much. |
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Is there room for Scarlett? |
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Oh, absolutely. |
| 00:22:56 |
Tommy, are you the richest man |
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No, no! |
| 00:23:02 |
I believe we're about seventh. |
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The queen, obviously. |
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And that Branson bloke's |
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Well, excellent news. |
| 00:23:14 |
I'll go tell Scarlett. |
| 00:23:16 |
Yeah. |
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That's... |
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...unless you get lucky first. |
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Forget about it! Get out of it! |
| 00:23:28 |
Hi. |
| 00:23:31 |
Hi. Hi! I thought you'd gone. |
| 00:23:34 |
Not yet. I was just wondering |
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Well... |
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I was staying at some pub called |
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...Boat or something like that. |
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Right. |
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But now I'm going to stay at some |
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Well, I think enormous castle is |
| 00:23:58 |
That's too bad because |
| 00:24:03 |
Well, it was nice... |
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...not quite meeting you. |
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It was a great speech. |
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Thanks. |
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Well, I'm going now. |
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No! No, no, don't go. |
| 00:24:21 |
We can meet now. |
| 00:24:24 |
We both know that's a big lie. |
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Fuck. |
| 00:24:58 |
The castle beckons, I think, Tom. |
| 00:25:01 |
Absolutely. Orange juice all night. |
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Come on. |
| 00:25:12 |
Bye, everybody! |
| 00:25:23 |
Bernard! |
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Stand by your man |
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Wah, wah, wah, wah |
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And tell the world |
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And give him |
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Stand by... |
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Tom, can you stop the car? |
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Stop the car! |
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Sorry. Sorry. |
| 00:25:55 |
...stay in that pub after all. |
| 00:25:57 |
Why on earth? |
| 00:26:08 |
No, seriously. I'm researching |
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I hope to produce the definitive work. |
| 00:26:14 |
- Please yourself. |
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Right. |
| 00:26:28 |
Odd decision. |
| 00:27:12 |
Hello. |
| 00:27:14 |
Hi. |
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Hi. |
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Turned out there wasn't |
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You said it was a castle. |
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No, it is a castle. |
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It's just a very, very small one. |
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Tiny. Just one up, |
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Drink, sir? |
| 00:27:31 |
Yeah. I'd like a glass |
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- Do you want? |
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- Make another one for the lady. |
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Thanks. |
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You here too? How are you? |
| 00:27:46 |
Hello. I'm fine. |
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- Haven't seen Carrie, have you? |
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Carrie. American girl. |
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Wedding guest. Nice smell. |
| 00:27:57 |
No. Sorry. |
| 00:27:58 |
Damn. Blast. |
| 00:28:01 |
I think I was in there. |
| 00:28:04 |
If you see her, could you |
| 00:28:08 |
Yeah, yeah. |
| 00:28:09 |
- Your whiskey, sir. |
| 00:28:11 |
And one for the... |
| 00:28:12 |
Road. Lovely. |
| 00:28:14 |
I think I might have one. |
| 00:28:17 |
No. It'd be lovely. |
| 00:28:19 |
Another glass of whiskey |
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Hold on. Make that a bottle. |
| 00:28:24 |
We might as well settle in. Let's |
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- Lovely wedding. |
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I was at school with his brother |
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He was head of my house. |
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Taught me things about life. |
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Where you know him from? |
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University. |
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Splendid. Splendid. Yep. |
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I didn't go myself. |
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When you're working the money markets |
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Excuse me. Your wife says, |
| 00:29:00 |
Room 12, in case you can't remember. |
| 00:29:02 |
- My wife? |
| 00:29:05 |
Oh, my wife! My wife! |
| 00:29:08 |
You are drunk. You can't |
| 00:29:11 |
Yeah, yeah. |
| 00:29:13 |
- Do you mind if I? |
| 00:29:16 |
- Best of luck. |
| 00:29:18 |
Lucky bachelor me, I'll have another |
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- Carrie. |
| 00:29:26 |
I think I'm in there. |
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- Hi. |
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Sorry about that. |
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That's fine. |
| 00:29:50 |
Yeah. |
| 00:29:51 |
So... |
| 00:30:00 |
Maybe we could just... |
| 00:30:02 |
...skulk around here |
| 00:30:05 |
...go back down. |
| 00:30:08 |
Now that's a thought. |
| 00:30:11 |
...but I suppose I could skulk if |
| 00:30:14 |
Do you skulk regularly? |
| 00:30:18 |
No. No, I don't normally... |
| 00:30:21 |
...think of myself as a skulker, |
| 00:30:27 |
Well, why don't you come in |
| 00:30:32 |
...and we'll see. |
| 00:30:42 |
I noticed the bride and groom |
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...which is kind of strange. |
| 00:30:47 |
Where I come from, kissing is |
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Is it? Yes, well, you're right. |
| 00:30:55 |
"You may now kiss the bride," isn't |
| 00:30:59 |
I always worry I'll go too far |
| 00:31:06 |
How far do you think |
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Oh, I don't know. |
| 00:31:12 |
Maybe... |
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That would be all right. |
| 00:31:18 |
That would be fine. |
| 00:31:20 |
In fact, it might be |
| 00:31:25 |
Maybe this... |
| 00:31:28 |
...would be better. |
| 00:31:32 |
Yeah, I think it would be dangerous |
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I mean... |
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You know... |
| 00:31:51 |
That might be taking it |
| 00:32:00 |
What about this? |
| 00:32:02 |
You think the vicar would think things |
| 00:32:07 |
I think he might. |
| 00:32:09 |
This kind of thing is really |
| 00:32:12 |
...to the honeymoon than |
| 00:32:16 |
Why do you think |
| 00:32:20 |
I don't know. I suppose it's... |
| 00:32:23 |
..."honey" because it's sweet |
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And "moon" because it was |
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...a husband got to see |
| 00:33:14 |
What's happening? |
| 00:33:18 |
I have to go. |
| 00:33:21 |
- Where? |
| 00:33:26 |
That is a tragedy. |
| 00:33:29 |
Just before I go... |
| 00:33:32 |
...when were you thinking of |
| 00:33:38 |
Sorry. Whose engagement? |
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Ours. |
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I assumed since we slept together, |
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What did you think? |
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What? |
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I... |
| 00:33:58 |
Gosh, you know, that... |
| 00:34:02 |
...takes a lot of thinking about, |
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Obviously, I'm... |
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You're joking. |
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God! For a moment there, I thought |
| 00:34:18 |
I thought you were Glenn Close and I'd |
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No. |
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But I think we've both missed |
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Bye. |
| 00:35:05 |
Oh, fuck! |
| 00:35:11 |
Fuck. |
| 00:35:12 |
Fuck. |
| 00:35:13 |
Fuckity, fuck. |
| 00:35:15 |
Fuck. Fuck! |
| 00:35:17 |
- Car or taxi? |
| 00:35:29 |
Car seems a good idea. |
| 00:35:32 |
- Fuck. |
| 00:35:45 |
Leave it. No one will notice. |
| 00:36:10 |
Well... |
| 00:36:12 |
...sorry I'm late. Traffic. |
| 00:36:17 |
Yeah. |
| 00:36:18 |
Who is it today? |
| 00:36:51 |
One more, please. |
| 00:36:54 |
They're ready to go. |
| 00:37:48 |
In the name of the Father... |
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...and of the Son... |
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...and of the Holy Spirit. |
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Let us pray. |
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Father, you have made the bond of |
| 00:38:03 |
...a symbol of Christ's love |
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Hear our prayers for |
| 00:38:11 |
...through your son, Jesus Christ |
| 00:38:16 |
...who lives and reigns with you... |
| 00:38:18 |
...and the Holy goat. |
| 00:38:20 |
Ghost. |
| 00:38:23 |
One God, forever and ever. Amen. |
| 00:38:27 |
It's his first time. |
| 00:38:31 |
- Excellent. |
| 00:38:33 |
...I shall now ask if you freely |
| 00:38:38 |
Bernard, repeat after me: |
| 00:38:41 |
I do solemnly declare... |
| 00:38:44 |
I do solemnly declare... |
| 00:38:46 |
...that I know not of |
| 00:38:49 |
...that I know not of any |
| 00:38:52 |
...why I, Lydia... |
| 00:38:55 |
...why I, Bernard... |
| 00:38:59 |
Sorry. |
| 00:39:01 |
Why I... |
| 00:39:03 |
...Bernard Godfrey |
| 00:39:08 |
Why I, Bernard Geoffrey |
| 00:39:15 |
...may not be joined |
| 00:39:17 |
...to Lydia John Hibbott. |
| 00:39:21 |
...may not be joined |
| 00:39:23 |
...to Lydia Jane Hibbott. |
| 00:39:28 |
Lydia... |
| 00:39:30 |
...repeat after me: |
| 00:39:32 |
I do solemnly declare... |
| 00:39:33 |
I do solemnly declare... |
| 00:39:35 |
...that I know not of any |
| 00:39:38 |
...that I know not of any |
| 00:39:41 |
...why I, Lydia Jane Hibbott... |
| 00:39:45 |
...why I, Lydia Jane Hibbott... |
| 00:39:49 |
...may not be joined in matrimony... |
| 00:39:51 |
...may not be joined in matrimony... |
| 00:39:55 |
...to Bernard Geoffrey... |
| 00:39:59 |
..."St. John" Delaney. |
| 00:40:01 |
...to Bernard... |
| 00:40:03 |
...Geoffrey... |
| 00:40:04 |
...St. John Delaney. |
| 00:40:10 |
I call upon those persons here |
| 00:40:14 |
I call upon those persons here |
| 00:40:18 |
...that I, Bernard... |
| 00:40:27 |
...Delaney... |
| 00:40:31 |
...that I, Bernard Delaney... |
| 00:40:33 |
...do take thee, |
| 00:40:36 |
...do take thee, |
| 00:40:40 |
...to be my awful wedded wife. |
| 00:40:43 |
...to be my lawful wedded wife. |
| 00:40:46 |
That's r... That's right. |
| 00:40:48 |
May almighty God bless you all. |
| 00:40:51 |
The Father, the Son and the |
| 00:40:54 |
Amen. |
| 00:40:56 |
Bravo! |
| 00:40:58 |
Bravo! |
| 00:41:00 |
Bravo! |
| 00:41:19 |
Thanks. |
| 00:41:20 |
- We're coming, Bernie. |
| 00:41:23 |
Sorry. |
| 00:41:25 |
Sorry. Sorry. |
| 00:41:27 |
That way? Yes, of course. |
| 00:41:29 |
- Sorry. Could you two... |
| 00:41:32 |
Sorry. |
| 00:41:50 |
I've got a new theory |
| 00:41:53 |
Two people are in love, they live |
| 00:41:56 |
...one day they run out |
| 00:41:59 |
Totally. They can't think of |
| 00:42:03 |
That's it. Panic. |
| 00:42:06 |
Then suddenly... |
| 00:42:08 |
...it occurs to the chap that there is |
| 00:42:14 |
- Which is? |
| 00:42:17 |
Brilliant. Brilliant! |
| 00:42:19 |
They've got something to talk about |
| 00:42:23 |
You're saying marriage is a way |
| 00:42:27 |
The definitive icebreaker. |
| 00:42:30 |
Tom, how's the speech coming along? |
| 00:42:33 |
It's pretty good, I think. |
| 00:42:36 |
Tears, laughter. |
| 00:42:39 |
Excellent. |
| 00:42:41 |
I think it's a very good |
| 00:42:43 |
There is another argument that it |
| 00:42:48 |
Now there's a thought. |
| 00:42:54 |
Can I help you, sir? |
| 00:42:55 |
Can I have three glasses |
| 00:42:58 |
Hi. |
| 00:43:02 |
Hello. |
| 00:43:03 |
How are you? |
| 00:43:04 |
Fine. Fine. |
| 00:43:07 |
Yeah. Sorry, I'm overwhelmed |
| 00:43:12 |
Look, don't go back |
| 00:43:14 |
- Be back in two secs, okay? |
| 00:43:19 |
Hi, Fi. |
| 00:43:21 |
That's yours and yours. |
| 00:43:24 |
- Something happened? |
| 00:43:33 |
Hi. |
| 00:43:35 |
Well, you look perfect. In fact, |
| 00:43:39 |
- Well, how are you? |
| 00:43:42 |
Charles, I'd like you |
| 00:43:48 |
Excellent. |
| 00:43:50 |
Excellent. |
| 00:43:51 |
How do you do, Hamish? |
| 00:43:54 |
Charming to find Carrie back here. |
| 00:43:57 |
It took lots of persuading. |
| 00:43:59 |
Come on, darling, I told James |
| 00:44:02 |
He'll think I've totally lost |
| 00:44:05 |
I'll see you later. |
| 00:44:16 |
How are you doing, Charles? |
| 00:44:19 |
Not great, actually, suddenly. |
| 00:44:25 |
I don't know. |
| 00:44:28 |
I mean... |
| 00:44:31 |
What the hell's going on here? |
| 00:44:34 |
...and never actually |
| 00:44:37 |
It's probably because |
| 00:44:40 |
Yeah. |
| 00:44:42 |
Or it could also be because you |
| 00:44:45 |
But you see, is that it? |
| 00:44:48 |
Maybe I have met the right girls. |
| 00:44:53 |
- Maybe it's me. |
| 00:44:56 |
My lords, ladies, and gentlemen: |
| 00:44:59 |
Dinner is served. |
| 00:45:02 |
Come on. Odds on you meet |
| 00:45:06 |
Yes. |
| 00:45:19 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:45:24 |
Charles? |
| 00:45:33 |
Hi. |
| 00:45:34 |
- Hello, I'm Alistair. |
| 00:45:36 |
And I believe you know Veronica. |
| 00:45:37 |
Yeah. Hi, V. |
| 00:45:40 |
Nicki. |
| 00:45:44 |
Great. |
| 00:45:51 |
Tell me, are you married? |
| 00:45:54 |
No. |
| 00:45:55 |
Are you a lesbian? |
| 00:45:57 |
Good lord! |
| 00:46:00 |
Well, what made you say that? |
| 00:46:02 |
It's one of the possibilities for |
| 00:46:05 |
It's a bit more |
| 00:46:06 |
"Oh, dear. Just never found |
| 00:46:10 |
Quite right. |
| 00:46:11 |
Why be dull? |
| 00:46:13 |
Thank you. |
| 00:46:18 |
The truth is, I have met the right |
| 00:46:23 |
Until I stop loving him, |
| 00:46:26 |
Bad luck. |
| 00:46:27 |
Yes, isn't it? |
| 00:46:31 |
I was a lesbian once at school... |
| 00:46:33 |
...but only for 15 minutes. |
| 00:46:44 |
There are 400 different |
| 00:46:46 |
...and that's not including all these |
| 00:46:50 |
I took Veronica to India to |
| 00:46:53 |
Excellent. |
| 00:46:54 |
I believe you and her |
| 00:46:56 |
That's right. |
| 00:46:57 |
Charles was vile. |
| 00:46:59 |
He insisted on cracking jokes |
| 00:47:02 |
I was cheering you up. |
| 00:47:04 |
You're that Veronica! |
| 00:47:05 |
Which Veronica? |
| 00:47:07 |
Charlie? |
| 00:47:08 |
Remember Bombay? |
| 00:47:10 |
When Charles and I were going out, |
| 00:47:13 |
...this interesting journey |
| 00:47:15 |
...with Vomiting Veronica. |
| 00:47:17 |
I think that was it. |
| 00:47:19 |
I don't remember ever mentioning it. |
| 00:47:22 |
Oh, come on, Charles. |
| 00:47:24 |
I don't think I've been out |
| 00:47:27 |
That's a bit of an exaggeration. |
| 00:47:29 |
It is not. |
| 00:47:31 |
I remember you going on |
| 00:47:34 |
Her mother made a pass at you. |
| 00:47:35 |
I remember this! |
| 00:47:37 |
You couldn't work out if it would be |
| 00:47:41 |
That's right! |
| 00:47:43 |
Helena was Miss Piggy, |
| 00:47:48 |
I think perhaps it was... |
| 00:47:50 |
We've both lost a lot of weight |
| 00:47:59 |
Ah, great. The speeches. |
| 00:48:02 |
My lords, ladies, and gentlemen... |
| 00:48:05 |
...pray silence for the best man. |
| 00:48:20 |
When Bernard told me he was |
| 00:48:24 |
...I congratulated him, because |
| 00:48:27 |
...had been such complete dogs. |
| 00:48:32 |
May I say we are delighted to have |
| 00:48:38 |
I'm particularly delighted |
| 00:48:41 |
...who many of you |
| 00:48:44 |
...as the first person |
| 00:48:49 |
If I remember rightly, |
| 00:48:56 |
And lucky for Lydia that she did. |
| 00:49:04 |
It's very disappointing. |
| 00:49:10 |
We had the most adorable girl |
| 00:49:14 |
Apparently her fiance's awfully |
| 00:49:18 |
- How are you? |
| 00:49:21 |
Ghosts of girlfriends |
| 00:49:25 |
If I see Henrietta, |
| 00:49:27 |
Hello, Charles. |
| 00:49:29 |
Hello, Hen. How are you? |
| 00:49:33 |
Oh, Hen, I... |
| 00:49:34 |
Why can't you leave her alone? |
| 00:49:36 |
Haven't you hurt her enough? |
| 00:49:41 |
Excuse me. I think I'd better be |
| 00:49:53 |
Hello. |
| 00:51:02 |
Taxi! |
| 00:51:12 |
Good night, sir. |
| 00:51:15 |
Thank you. |
| 00:51:53 |
I know. It's all right. |
| 00:52:08 |
Please. |
| 00:52:16 |
Oh, wait a minute. This is no fun. |
| 00:52:44 |
Who's a very bad bridegroom, |
| 00:53:04 |
- Have you got a boyfriend? |
| 00:53:07 |
- What's his name? |
| 00:53:11 |
What about you? |
| 00:53:12 |
No. Afraid not. |
| 00:53:14 |
Why not? |
| 00:53:17 |
I don't know. |
| 00:53:20 |
Because most of the blokes I fancy... |
| 00:53:23 |
...think I'm stupid and pointless... |
| 00:53:25 |
...and so they just bonk me |
| 00:53:28 |
And the kind of blokes that do |
| 00:53:32 |
I can't even be bothered |
| 00:53:35 |
...which does sort of |
| 00:53:38 |
What's bonking? |
| 00:53:42 |
Well, it's kind of like |
| 00:53:46 |
...only with slightly |
| 00:54:11 |
So good! |
| 00:54:25 |
I love my wife! |
| 00:54:27 |
And I love my husband! |
| 00:54:33 |
Think we'd better be |
| 00:54:35 |
Or we could just wait a few minutes |
| 00:54:40 |
Naughty... |
| 00:54:41 |
...naughty little rabbit. |
| 00:54:50 |
Found it. |
| 00:54:56 |
Charles. Charles, we must talk. |
| 00:55:01 |
Right. You're right. |
| 00:55:03 |
The thing is, Charlie, I've spoken |
| 00:55:07 |
And everybody agrees |
| 00:55:11 |
Am I? |
| 00:55:12 |
You see, you're turning into |
| 00:55:17 |
One girl after another, yet you'll |
| 00:55:20 |
...because you never let |
| 00:55:22 |
On the contrary, Hen... |
| 00:55:23 |
You're affectionate to them |
| 00:55:27 |
Even to me, although you thought |
| 00:55:29 |
- I did not. |
| 00:55:31 |
I thought U2 was a type of submarine. |
| 00:55:34 |
Well, their music |
| 00:55:36 |
Be serious, Charles. You must |
| 00:55:40 |
You don't have to think, |
| 00:55:42 |
But you mustn't start relationships |
| 00:55:46 |
Most of the time I don't think at all. |
| 00:55:51 |
Oh, Charlie! |
| 00:55:52 |
Oh, God, the way you used |
| 00:55:56 |
I just misread it, that's all. |
| 00:55:58 |
I thought you were going to propose |
| 00:56:03 |
No, no. I wasn't. |
| 00:56:06 |
Oh, God. This is ridiculous. |
| 00:56:08 |
- Hen... |
| 00:56:09 |
No, Hen! Hen! |
| 00:56:10 |
No! |
| 00:56:12 |
Having a good night? |
| 00:56:15 |
Yes, yes. |
| 00:56:16 |
It's right up there with my father's |
| 00:56:21 |
I thought you'd gone. |
| 00:56:22 |
No. Hamish has to take |
| 00:56:25 |
I'm off now. Keep me company? |
| 00:56:42 |
Here, please. |
| 00:56:45 |
You want to come up |
| 00:56:49 |
You sure? |
| 00:56:51 |
Yes. I think we can risk it. |
| 00:56:53 |
I'm pretty sure I can resist you. |
| 00:56:57 |
Sorry. Yeah, great. |
| 00:58:13 |
Morning, Charles. |
| 00:58:15 |
Breakfast's up. |
| 00:58:18 |
Well, it's a bit burnt. |
| 00:58:20 |
Excellent. |
| 00:58:23 |
What are you up to today? |
| 00:58:26 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 00:58:29 |
I'm taking advantage of the fact that |
| 00:58:33 |
...it's Saturday and I don't have a |
| 00:58:36 |
All I have to do |
| 00:58:39 |
I'm gonna go for a job. |
| 00:58:41 |
A shop called Spank |
| 00:58:44 |
I think I'd be great. |
| 00:58:46 |
They sell all this funny |
| 00:58:48 |
Oh, no. |
| 00:58:50 |
Another wedding invitation... |
| 00:58:52 |
...and a list. Lovely. |
| 00:58:55 |
Well, they say rubber's |
| 00:58:58 |
I don't know why. It's |
| 00:59:01 |
You spill anything on it, |
| 00:59:04 |
I suppose that could be why |
| 00:59:07 |
You all right? |
| 00:59:10 |
Yeah, yeah. |
| 00:59:13 |
It's that girl, Carrie. |
| 00:59:18 |
...the American. |
| 00:59:30 |
Excuse me. Sorry to interrupt. |
| 00:59:33 |
Do you have the wedding list |
| 00:59:34 |
Certainly, sir. |
| 00:59:36 |
Lots of beautiful things for around |
| 00:59:41 |
What about, things around the sort of |
| 00:59:47 |
Well, you could get |
| 00:59:51 |
This? Excellent. |
| 00:59:53 |
If you could find someone to chip in |
| 00:59:57 |
Or our carrier bags |
| 01:00:00 |
Why don't you just get |
| 01:00:04 |
Yes, well, I think |
| 01:00:07 |
Thanks very much. |
| 01:00:11 |
What'd you get? |
| 01:00:13 |
Blimey! |
| 01:00:14 |
Well, I never. |
| 01:00:17 |
Nothing yet. I'm just, |
| 01:00:20 |
It's nice to see you. |
| 01:00:22 |
It's nice to see you. |
| 01:00:25 |
This present thing is great. |
| 01:00:27 |
I should've gotten married years ago. |
| 01:00:29 |
Did anybody go for the pygmy? |
| 01:00:31 |
The young man was thinking about it. |
| 01:00:34 |
Oh, no! |
| 01:00:35 |
Just get me an ashtray. |
| 01:00:39 |
Are you free for about a half-hour? |
| 01:00:41 |
Yeah. I'm supposed to meet my |
| 01:00:46 |
Good, come with me. You have |
| 01:00:50 |
It's crucial that you mustn't laugh. |
| 01:00:52 |
Okay, right. |
| 01:01:01 |
What do you think? |
| 01:01:05 |
Divine. |
| 01:01:07 |
Bit of a meringue? |
| 01:01:11 |
Oh, don't worry. |
| 01:01:17 |
What do you think? |
| 01:01:20 |
You're kidding. |
| 01:01:21 |
It would be wonderful, wouldn't it? |
| 01:01:23 |
Maybe next time. |
| 01:01:27 |
What do you think? |
| 01:01:34 |
I knew it. |
| 01:01:35 |
But with a staff, you |
| 01:01:38 |
Don't be rude. |
| 01:01:40 |
It's a bit sexy, this. |
| 01:01:43 |
Well... |
| 01:01:46 |
...if I were your husband, |
| 01:01:50 |
You're right. It is dangerous. |
| 01:01:51 |
There's nothing more off-putting than |
| 01:02:00 |
One strange thing is thinking you'll |
| 01:02:04 |
You don't think |
| 01:02:06 |
No. Not once I'm married. |
| 01:02:08 |
I told Hamish I'll kill him if he |
| 01:02:12 |
Quite right. |
| 01:02:14 |
Anyway, I reckon I've had |
| 01:02:17 |
What is a fair run these days |
| 01:02:21 |
Oh, I don't know. |
| 01:02:24 |
More than one. |
| 01:02:26 |
Well, come on. |
| 01:02:27 |
Tell me. |
| 01:02:29 |
I've seen the dress. |
| 01:02:36 |
Well... |
| 01:02:39 |
The first one... |
| 01:02:41 |
...of course not easily forgotten, |
| 01:02:46 |
Two: Hairy back. |
| 01:02:50 |
Three, four, five... |
| 01:02:52 |
Six was on my birthday |
| 01:02:56 |
- Which birthday? |
| 01:02:59 |
We've only reached 17? |
| 01:03:00 |
I grew up in the country. Lots of |
| 01:03:05 |
Okay, seven. |
| 01:03:08 |
Eight, unfortunately, was |
| 01:03:12 |
Nine: Against a fence. |
| 01:03:16 |
I won't. |
| 01:03:17 |
Ten was gorgeous. |
| 01:03:22 |
Wonderful. |
| 01:03:23 |
I hate him. |
| 01:03:27 |
Eleven: Obviously, after 10, |
| 01:03:30 |
Twelve through 17: |
| 01:03:33 |
Sensitive, caring, intelligent boys. |
| 01:03:40 |
Eighteen broke my heart. |
| 01:03:42 |
Years of yearning. |
| 01:03:43 |
I'm sorry. |
| 01:03:45 |
Twenty: Oh, my God, I can't |
| 01:03:49 |
Twenty-one: Elephant tongue. |
| 01:03:53 |
Twenty-two kept falling asleep. |
| 01:03:58 |
I do apologize. |
| 01:03:59 |
Twenty-three and 24 together. |
| 01:04:00 |
- That was something. |
| 01:04:02 |
Twenty-seven: |
| 01:04:05 |
Suddenly, at 27, |
| 01:04:07 |
Well, yes, he kept screaming. |
| 01:04:09 |
It was very off-putting. I nearly |
| 01:04:13 |
But Spencer changed my mind. |
| 01:04:15 |
His father, 29. |
| 01:04:17 |
His father? |
| 01:04:19 |
Thirty... |
| 01:04:21 |
Thirty-one, oh, my God. |
| 01:04:25 |
Thirty-two was lovely. |
| 01:04:29 |
And then my fiance. That's 33. |
| 01:04:34 |
Wow! |
| 01:04:36 |
So I came after your fiance? |
| 01:04:40 |
No, you were 32. |
| 01:04:45 |
So there you go. |
| 01:04:47 |
Less than Madonna, more than |
| 01:04:51 |
And you? How many have |
| 01:04:54 |
Christ. Nothing like that many. |
| 01:04:56 |
I don't know what the fuck I've been |
| 01:05:00 |
Work, yeah, that's it, work. |
| 01:05:13 |
I wish I'd rung you... |
| 01:05:17 |
...but then you never rang me. |
| 01:05:21 |
You ruthlessly slept with me twice |
| 01:05:28 |
Oh, bollocks! |
| 01:05:31 |
Help me, please. Please. |
| 01:05:46 |
Carrie, this is David, my brother. |
| 01:05:52 |
Hi. |
| 01:06:08 |
I was just telling him about |
| 01:06:11 |
...and he said it couldn't have |
| 01:06:19 |
- Where are you doing it? |
| 01:06:26 |
He says that's a beautiful place. |
| 01:06:30 |
You should come to the wedding too. |
| 01:06:33 |
I want many friends there to make |
| 01:06:39 |
Well, you better go in. |
| 01:06:42 |
Bye. |
| 01:06:43 |
- Bye. |
| 01:06:56 |
Fuck it. |
| 01:07:10 |
Look. |
| 01:07:12 |
Sorry, sorry. |
| 01:07:14 |
I just, well... |
| 01:07:17 |
...particularly in view of our recent |
| 01:07:20 |
But, I just wondered |
| 01:07:26 |
Obviously not, because I'm a git |
| 01:07:30 |
But I just wondered... |
| 01:07:32 |
I really feel... |
| 01:07:35 |
In short, to recap in a slightly |
| 01:07:38 |
...in the words of David Cassidy, |
| 01:07:41 |
...while he was with |
| 01:07:44 |
...I think I love you. |
| 01:07:47 |
I just wondered whether by any chance |
| 01:07:55 |
No, no, no. Of course not. |
| 01:08:00 |
I'm an idiot, he's not. |
| 01:08:02 |
Excellent. Excellent. Fantastic. |
| 01:08:05 |
Lovely to see you. Sorry to |
| 01:08:08 |
Fuck! |
| 01:08:09 |
That was very romantic. |
| 01:08:15 |
Well, I thought it over a lot. |
| 01:08:21 |
Important to have said it, I think. |
| 01:08:24 |
Said what, exactly? |
| 01:08:28 |
Said... |
| 01:08:30 |
...you know, what I just said about... |
| 01:08:34 |
...David Cassidy. |
| 01:08:39 |
You're lovely. |
| 01:09:34 |
It was ordained for lifelong faithful |
| 01:09:39 |
It was ordained for the welfare |
| 01:09:42 |
... which can be strong and happy... |
| 01:09:44 |
... only when the marriage bond |
| 01:09:48 |
Into this holy estate... |
| 01:09:50 |
...these two persons now desire |
| 01:09:54 |
Wherefore if anyone can show |
| 01:09:57 |
...why they may not lawfully be |
| 01:10:01 |
...let him now declare it. |
| 01:10:07 |
Sorry. |
| 01:10:09 |
Please rise. |
| 01:10:14 |
Do you, Hamish... |
| 01:10:16 |
...take this woman, Caroline, |
| 01:10:19 |
And do you, in the presence of God |
| 01:10:23 |
...promise and covenant to be to her, |
| 01:10:28 |
...until God shall |
| 01:10:31 |
I do. |
| 01:10:33 |
Do you, Caroline... |
| 01:10:35 |
...take this man, Hamish, |
| 01:10:38 |
And do you, in the presence of God |
| 01:10:42 |
...promise and covenant to be to him |
| 01:10:46 |
...until God shall separate you |
| 01:10:48 |
I do. |
| 01:10:52 |
Fuck-a-doodle-doo. |
| 01:11:19 |
- Awfully nice to meet you. |
| 01:11:23 |
How do you do? |
| 01:11:25 |
Hello. |
| 01:11:29 |
You look beautiful. |
| 01:11:30 |
- Not a meringue in sight. |
| 01:11:39 |
Blimey. |
| 01:11:42 |
It's Brigadoon. |
| 01:11:56 |
Dear old things, as you know... |
| 01:11:58 |
...I've always been proud there isn't |
| 01:12:03 |
Over the passing of years, it's |
| 01:12:07 |
I'd like to go to the wedding of |
| 01:12:11 |
Don't blame me. I've asked |
| 01:12:14 |
You haven't ask me. |
| 01:12:16 |
- Haven't I? |
| 01:12:17 |
Oh, Scarlett. |
| 01:12:19 |
Would you like to? |
| 01:12:20 |
No, thank you. It was very nice |
| 01:12:23 |
Well, anytime. |
| 01:12:25 |
Quite right, Tom. That's the spirit. |
| 01:12:28 |
Tonight, these are your orders: |
| 01:12:31 |
Go forth and conjugate. |
| 01:12:35 |
Excellent plan. |
| 01:12:37 |
Spot a potential hubby |
| 01:12:39 |
- Bugger off, Tom. |
| 01:12:41 |
A toast before we go |
| 01:12:46 |
To true love. |
| 01:12:48 |
In whatever shape |
| 01:12:50 |
May we all in our dotage |
| 01:12:53 |
"I was adored once too." |
| 01:12:57 |
- True love. |
| 01:13:08 |
Apparently, an enormous number |
| 01:13:11 |
...actually bump into their future |
| 01:13:15 |
Which is interesting. |
| 01:13:16 |
Yes, I met my husband |
| 01:13:27 |
Good lord, I seem to have finished |
| 01:13:37 |
Hello. My name's Scarlett. |
| 01:13:39 |
Named after Scarlett O'Hara, |
| 01:13:42 |
What's your name? |
| 01:13:44 |
My name's Rhett. |
| 01:13:46 |
No. |
| 01:13:47 |
Not really! |
| 01:13:48 |
No, not really. |
| 01:13:52 |
You kidder. |
| 01:13:54 |
I always imagine Americans are going |
| 01:13:57 |
I mean, of course |
| 01:14:00 |
Steve Martin's American, isn't he? |
| 01:14:03 |
Yes, he is. |
| 01:14:05 |
You're lovely. |
| 01:14:09 |
Come on! |
| 01:14:16 |
Hello, Charles. |
| 01:14:19 |
Oh, Hen. Hi. |
| 01:14:21 |
I'm sorry. I couldn't |
| 01:14:24 |
I know we probably |
| 01:14:27 |
Did I behave that atrociously |
| 01:14:31 |
- Remember the shower scene in Psycho? |
| 01:14:34 |
Scarier. |
| 01:14:37 |
Oh, God, I'm depressed, Hen. |
| 01:14:39 |
I'm cheerful, actually. |
| 01:14:42 |
And I've got a divine new boyfriend. |
| 01:14:47 |
- Perhaps we should've married. |
| 01:14:50 |
I'd have had to marry your friends. |
| 01:14:54 |
Fiona loves you. |
| 01:14:56 |
Fiona calls me duckface. |
| 01:14:58 |
Well, I never heard that. |
| 01:15:00 |
Look, darling, come to lunch soon. |
| 01:15:02 |
Give me a ring, okay? Oh, still cute! |
| 01:15:10 |
How's duckface? |
| 01:15:12 |
Good form, actually. Not too mad. |
| 01:15:16 |
Ladies and gentlemen: |
| 01:15:18 |
The bride and groom. |
| 01:15:58 |
You like this girl, don't you? |
| 01:16:03 |
Yes. |
| 01:16:08 |
Yes, it's a... |
| 01:16:11 |
It was a strange thing |
| 01:16:14 |
And... |
| 01:16:16 |
...she's marrying someone else. |
| 01:16:27 |
How about you, Fifi? |
| 01:16:29 |
You identified a future partner |
| 01:16:32 |
No need, really. |
| 01:16:36 |
The deed is done. |
| 01:16:38 |
I've been in love with |
| 01:16:42 |
Have you? |
| 01:16:44 |
Who's that? |
| 01:16:46 |
You, Charlie. |
| 01:17:07 |
It's always been you. |
| 01:17:10 |
Since first we met... |
| 01:17:14 |
...oh so many years ago. |
| 01:17:17 |
I knew the first moment. |
| 01:17:19 |
Across a crowded room. |
| 01:17:21 |
Or lawn, in fact. |
| 01:17:28 |
Doesn't matter. |
| 01:17:31 |
There's nothing either of us can do. |
| 01:17:40 |
Friends isn't... |
| 01:17:42 |
...bad, you know? Friends is |
| 01:17:47 |
Oh, Fi. |
| 01:18:00 |
It's not all easy, is it? |
| 01:18:04 |
No. |
| 01:18:08 |
Just forget this business. |
| 01:18:14 |
Matthew, darling. |
| 01:18:16 |
Where's Gareth? |
| 01:18:18 |
Torturing Americans. |
| 01:18:20 |
How thoughtful of him. |
| 01:18:26 |
Do you actually know Oscar Wilde? |
| 01:18:29 |
Not personally, no. |
| 01:18:32 |
But I do know someone who could get |
| 01:18:38 |
Shall we dance? |
| 01:19:25 |
Well, any rings on fingers? |
| 01:19:27 |
Oh, Gareth, you don't know |
| 01:19:30 |
Finding someone to marry is |
| 01:19:32 |
It's hell out there. Matthew's |
| 01:19:37 |
Come down, sweet Jesus, |
| 01:19:40 |
My lords, ladies, and gentlemen... |
| 01:19:43 |
...please charge your glasses. |
| 01:19:45 |
First, and rather unusually, |
| 01:19:51 |
Excellent. I love this girl. |
| 01:19:55 |
Thank you. |
| 01:19:57 |
I'd like to thank all of you |
| 01:20:00 |
I'm really touched. |
| 01:20:03 |
For you others, I'd have thought lots |
| 01:20:07 |
...was an excuse for staying away, |
| 01:20:14 |
If my darling dad |
| 01:20:17 |
...he would have been speaking now. |
| 01:20:19 |
I know he would have said: |
| 01:20:23 |
...but why in the hell are you |
| 01:20:30 |
And I would have given him |
| 01:20:34 |
"Because I love him." |
| 01:20:36 |
As John Lennon said, who died |
| 01:20:40 |
"Love is the answer. |
| 01:20:42 |
And you know that for sure." |
| 01:20:51 |
One more thing: |
| 01:20:52 |
Someone told me here, that if |
| 01:20:56 |
...that he'd step in. So thanks, |
| 01:21:04 |
Bravo! |
| 01:21:06 |
And now, my lords, ladies |
| 01:21:16 |
Anyone involved in politics |
| 01:21:19 |
...has gotten used to being upstaged |
| 01:21:24 |
I didn't expect it to happen to |
| 01:21:27 |
However, I must also say... |
| 01:21:30 |
...that I'm quite happy |
| 01:21:33 |
...for the rest of my life. |
| 01:21:35 |
Some barracking at the back again? |
| 01:21:40 |
- Shit. Find a doctor. |
| 01:21:42 |
First, I want to extend my |
| 01:21:46 |
You did your duty superbly. |
| 01:21:48 |
I intend to use you every time |
| 01:21:59 |
I want to thank all those wonderful |
| 01:22:03 |
...who did the flowers in the church. |
| 01:22:05 |
The stern old building took on |
| 01:22:18 |
I remember the first time |
| 01:22:21 |
I thought to myself, "If by any chance |
| 01:22:26 |
...I might just be happy |
| 01:22:31 |
I thought I could see my future |
| 01:22:34 |
It was a joyful one... |
| 01:22:36 |
...for years and years to come. |
| 01:22:46 |
For he's a jolly good fellow |
| 01:22:49 |
For they are jolly good fellows |
| 01:22:53 |
For they are jolly good fellows |
| 01:22:58 |
And so say all of us |
| 01:24:11 |
Good morning, and a warm welcome |
| 01:24:16 |
Our service will begin |
| 01:24:18 |
But first we have asked Matthew... |
| 01:24:21 |
...Gareth's closest friend, |
| 01:24:34 |
Gareth used to prefer |
| 01:24:38 |
He said it was easier to get |
| 01:24:41 |
...one had an outside chance of |
| 01:24:47 |
In order to prepare this speech, I rang |
| 01:24:52 |
...of how Gareth was regarded |
| 01:24:57 |
"Fat" seems to have been a word |
| 01:25:03 |
"Terribly rude" also rang |
| 01:25:08 |
"So very fat and very rude" seems to |
| 01:25:14 |
On the other hand, some of you have |
| 01:25:18 |
...which I know he would have been |
| 01:25:22 |
You remember his fabulous |
| 01:25:25 |
His strange experimental cooking. |
| 01:25:29 |
The recipe for duck à la banana... |
| 01:25:32 |
...fortunately goes with him |
| 01:25:36 |
Most of all... |
| 01:25:38 |
...you tell me of his enormous |
| 01:25:41 |
And when joyful... |
| 01:25:44 |
When joyful, for highly vocal |
| 01:25:50 |
But I hope joyful is how |
| 01:25:55 |
Not stuck in a box in a church. |
| 01:26:01 |
Pick your favorite of his waistcoats |
| 01:26:06 |
The most splendid... |
| 01:26:08 |
...replete... |
| 01:26:11 |
...big-hearted... |
| 01:26:15 |
Weak-hearted, as it turned out. |
| 01:26:17 |
- And jolly bugger |
| 01:26:24 |
As for me, you may ask |
| 01:26:28 |
What I thought of him. |
| 01:26:35 |
Unfortunately, there |
| 01:26:41 |
Forgive me if I turn from |
| 01:26:44 |
...to the words of another |
| 01:26:47 |
W.H. Auden. |
| 01:26:50 |
This is actually what I want to say: |
| 01:26:56 |
"Stop all the clocks. |
| 01:26:58 |
Cut off the telephone. |
| 01:27:01 |
Prevent the dog from barking |
| 01:27:06 |
Silence the pianos, |
| 01:27:10 |
...bring out the coffin. |
| 01:27:13 |
Let the mourners come. |
| 01:27:16 |
Let the airplanes circle, |
| 01:27:18 |
...scribbling on the sky the message: |
| 01:27:22 |
He is dead. |
| 01:27:25 |
Put great bows around the white necks |
| 01:27:31 |
Let traffic policemen |
| 01:27:36 |
He was my north, my south, |
| 01:27:42 |
My working week and my Sunday rest. |
| 01:27:47 |
My noon, my midnight, |
| 01:27:54 |
I thought that love |
| 01:27:57 |
...I was wrong. |
| 01:28:03 |
The stars are not wanted now... |
| 01:28:07 |
... put out every one. |
| 01:28:11 |
Pack up the moon |
| 01:28:16 |
Pour away the ocean |
| 01:28:21 |
For nothing now can ever |
| 01:28:45 |
Bye, now. |
| 01:28:50 |
I'll take you home, Scarlett. |
| 01:29:02 |
It's good of you to come. |
| 01:29:04 |
Must have been the shortest |
| 01:29:06 |
No, it's fine. |
| 01:29:14 |
That thing you said in the street? |
| 01:29:16 |
Yes. I'm sorry about that. |
| 01:29:18 |
No, I liked it. |
| 01:29:20 |
I liked you saying it. |
| 01:29:33 |
Charlie, I'll take Scarlett |
| 01:29:36 |
Yeah. |
| 01:29:38 |
Darling Fi. |
| 01:29:48 |
Walk, Charlie? |
| 01:29:50 |
Yeah. Yeah, that would be grand. |
| 01:29:56 |
Never felt like that. I mean, |
| 01:30:01 |
...when I was young. |
| 01:30:03 |
Jilly? |
| 01:30:05 |
Labrador. |
| 01:30:08 |
Yes, it's odd, isn't it? |
| 01:30:11 |
For years we've been single |
| 01:30:15 |
...that two of us were, for all intents |
| 01:30:19 |
Traitors in our midst. |
| 01:30:25 |
You know, in a way, I think death |
| 01:30:29 |
I hope I die before my children. |
| 01:30:31 |
Tom... |
| 01:30:34 |
...there's one thing I find really... |
| 01:30:41 |
It's your total confidence |
| 01:30:45 |
I mean, what if you never |
| 01:30:47 |
Sorry? |
| 01:30:49 |
Surely, if that service |
| 01:30:52 |
...it shows that there is |
| 01:30:55 |
If we can't be |
| 01:30:59 |
...maybe we should just let it go. |
| 01:31:01 |
Some of us are not |
| 01:31:04 |
Well, I don't know, Charlie. |
| 01:31:07 |
The truth is, unlike you... |
| 01:31:10 |
...I never expected the thunderbolt. |
| 01:31:13 |
I always just hoped that I'd meet |
| 01:31:17 |
...like the look of her. |
| 01:31:18 |
Hope the look of me didn't |
| 01:31:22 |
Then pop the question... |
| 01:31:24 |
...and settle down and be happy. |
| 01:31:28 |
It worked for my parents. |
| 01:31:30 |
Well, apart from the divorce |
| 01:31:32 |
I'll give you six months |
| 01:31:36 |
Yeah, maybe you're right. |
| 01:31:40 |
Maybe all this "waiting |
| 01:31:44 |
...gets you nowhere. |
| 01:32:03 |
What the fuck is going on? |
| 01:32:10 |
I thought we better make |
| 01:32:14 |
Excellent wedding hairstyle. |
| 01:32:20 |
Matthew: The best-looking best |
| 01:32:24 |
Listen... |
| 01:32:27 |
...thank you for doing this today. |
| 01:32:29 |
Of course. |
| 01:32:33 |
I wish Gareth was here. |
| 01:32:36 |
Bet he does too. |
| 01:32:41 |
I'm sorry I was so late. |
| 01:32:45 |
I thought we'd all go with Tom. |
| 01:32:47 |
Late? So late? |
| 01:32:49 |
Yeah, it's 9:45. |
| 01:32:51 |
- 9:45? |
| 01:32:56 |
Bloody Tom! I told him |
| 01:32:59 |
Fuck it! |
| 01:33:00 |
Fuck! |
| 01:33:06 |
Scarlett. |
| 01:33:07 |
- Oh, hi. |
| 01:33:09 |
Absolutely. |
| 01:33:22 |
- Time? |
| 01:33:23 |
Yes! Time?! |
| 01:33:25 |
About 10 to 9:00. |
| 01:33:45 |
Bastards. |
| 01:33:49 |
Jessica, stop jumping |
| 01:33:56 |
1, 2, 3, smile! |
| 01:34:02 |
This is splendid tuck. |
| 01:34:03 |
Yes, I think I might say |
| 01:34:07 |
As many of you know, I've closely |
| 01:34:12 |
Recently, I'd started to despair |
| 01:34:17 |
Apart from the fact that we won't |
| 01:34:19 |
I don't know about that. |
| 01:34:21 |
Fortunately, it's |
| 01:34:23 |
The girl in question |
| 01:34:25 |
...but perhaps that's why |
| 01:34:27 |
I'd like to propose a toast to |
| 01:34:31 |
...on this tragic day. |
| 01:34:32 |
So be happy and don't forget us. |
| 01:34:35 |
Thank you. |
| 01:34:36 |
To Charles and duckface. |
| 01:34:38 |
To Charles and duckface! |
| 01:34:46 |
- What do you think? |
| 01:34:48 |
It does work, doesn't it? |
| 01:34:50 |
Yes. |
| 01:34:54 |
I thank Fiona for those charming |
| 01:34:58 |
I'd like to take this opportunity... |
| 01:35:00 |
...to read a little message |
| 01:35:03 |
This is exciting. |
| 01:35:04 |
She says, "If any of you come near the |
| 01:35:09 |
I think that's rather a nice touch. |
| 01:35:14 |
"I'll set the dogs on you." |
| 01:35:17 |
John, hi. |
| 01:35:20 |
You made it. Good. |
| 01:35:21 |
I hope me damn sister turns up. |
| 01:35:28 |
Bit of a poor show, you not |
| 01:35:31 |
We did. We did. |
| 01:35:33 |
We didn't think it was a very good |
| 01:35:36 |
Really? |
| 01:35:58 |
Fi, you do look lovely today. |
| 01:36:01 |
Yes, as you can see I've abandoned |
| 01:36:05 |
Yes, so you have. |
| 01:36:06 |
From now on, I shall be all |
| 01:36:09 |
...and fall in love with someone who |
| 01:36:14 |
Darling Fi. |
| 01:36:23 |
- Look. |
| 01:36:25 |
Lipstick everywhere. |
| 01:36:31 |
Hi. Hi. |
| 01:36:49 |
Good luck. |
| 01:36:56 |
Hello. Glad you could come. |
| 01:36:59 |
How are you? |
| 01:37:00 |
Groom's on the right. Bride's, left. |
| 01:37:06 |
Groom on the right. |
| 01:37:08 |
Oh, my God! |
| 01:37:14 |
I thought you'd gone back to Texas. |
| 01:37:17 |
Without you, never. |
| 01:37:24 |
Good luck. |
| 01:37:30 |
The bride or groom? |
| 01:37:34 |
Bride or groom? |
| 01:37:36 |
It should be perfectly obvious |
| 01:37:40 |
Great God! |
| 01:37:42 |
Bride or groom? |
| 01:37:44 |
Bride. |
| 01:37:55 |
Yes... |
| 01:37:57 |
...fine. |
| 01:38:01 |
I've got a feeling we've met before. |
| 01:38:04 |
We have. About 25 years ago. |
| 01:38:08 |
I'm second cousin Harold's daughter, |
| 01:38:11 |
Good lord! |
| 01:38:13 |
- So you're family. |
| 01:38:16 |
Only very distant. |
| 01:38:18 |
Well, yes, of course. |
| 01:38:23 |
You said you were bride? |
| 01:38:25 |
Yes. |
| 01:38:27 |
Well, do sit. |
| 01:38:29 |
Do sit here, Deirdre. |
| 01:38:36 |
Golly. |
| 01:38:39 |
Thunderbolt city. |
| 01:38:42 |
Hello, Matthew. |
| 01:38:44 |
- Hello, Charles. |
| 01:38:47 |
Exhausted, actually. |
| 01:38:49 |
- That's funny. Charles. |
| 01:38:58 |
Hi. |
| 01:38:59 |
Hi. |
| 01:39:01 |
You look lovely. |
| 01:39:04 |
But I always did like you |
| 01:39:06 |
- And on time! |
| 01:39:10 |
How's Hamish? |
| 01:39:13 |
Oh, he's fine, I believe. |
| 01:39:15 |
You believe? |
| 01:39:17 |
Well, yes, he wasn't the man |
| 01:39:23 |
You left him? |
| 01:39:24 |
We left each other. |
| 01:39:29 |
When? |
| 01:39:31 |
A few months now. |
| 01:39:33 |
March was hell. By April, |
| 01:39:37 |
That's the last time I marry |
| 01:39:39 |
Charlie? Charles, time to travel. |
| 01:39:43 |
Yeah. Yeah. |
| 01:39:47 |
Coming. Good. |
| 01:39:49 |
Good. |
| 01:39:53 |
So why didn't you |
| 01:39:55 |
I did think about it. |
| 01:39:58 |
I wanted to, but... |
| 01:40:00 |
I was in a state. |
| 01:40:03 |
So anyway, I don't want to keep you. |
| 01:40:08 |
And I'll see you afterwards. |
| 01:40:10 |
Yeah. Fine, excellent. |
| 01:40:12 |
Wait. |
| 01:40:19 |
I'll show you to your seat. |
| 01:40:23 |
Just showing her to her seat. |
| 01:40:38 |
Our timing's been |
| 01:40:41 |
It's been bad, yes. |
| 01:40:43 |
It's been a disaster. |
| 01:40:46 |
It has, as you say, been... |
| 01:40:49 |
...very bad indeed. |
| 01:40:55 |
God, it's lovely to see you. |
| 01:41:00 |
Well, good luck. |
| 01:41:03 |
It's pretty easy. |
| 01:41:04 |
Just say "I do" whenever anyone |
| 01:41:17 |
Could you just give me a sec, Matthew? |
| 01:41:20 |
Yes, of course. Freshen up at will. |
| 01:41:42 |
Dear lord, forgive me |
| 01:41:49 |
...say in this magnificent |
| 01:41:55 |
Bugger! |
| 01:41:58 |
Bugger! |
| 01:42:01 |
Bugger! Bugger! Bugger! |
| 01:42:03 |
Bugger! |
| 01:42:07 |
Can I help at all? |
| 01:42:09 |
Huh? No. Thanks. |
| 01:42:12 |
Sorry. |
| 01:42:15 |
Vocal exercises. Big church. |
| 01:42:17 |
Excellent. Often do the same myself. |
| 01:42:20 |
Not exactly the same |
| 01:42:23 |
Rather more hallelujahs. |
| 01:42:25 |
I'll leave you. |
| 01:42:45 |
Bride's arriving. |
| 01:42:47 |
Fabulous! We seem to have |
| 01:42:50 |
Stall her, and I'll see |
| 01:42:53 |
Roger. Wilco. |
| 01:43:02 |
Charles. |
| 01:43:06 |
It's good to see you. |
| 01:43:10 |
Yeah. Yeah. |
| 01:43:14 |
Matt, what do we think about marriage? |
| 01:43:19 |
Gosh. |
| 01:43:22 |
Well, I think it's really good... |
| 01:43:25 |
...if you love the person with |
| 01:43:28 |
Well, exactly. |
| 01:43:31 |
Quite. |
| 01:43:35 |
All these weddings. All these years. |
| 01:43:41 |
All that blasted salmon and champagne. |
| 01:43:44 |
Here I am on my own wedding day... |
| 01:43:49 |
...and I'm still thinking. |
| 01:43:51 |
Can I ask about what? |
| 01:43:56 |
No. |
| 01:43:58 |
No, I think best not. |
| 01:44:01 |
I'm sorry, there's a delay. A |
| 01:44:04 |
Flowers? What? |
| 01:44:05 |
Unfortunately, there are a high |
| 01:44:10 |
...who've been stuck right by |
| 01:44:12 |
So we're moving the congregation. |
| 01:44:15 |
Don't want the vows |
| 01:44:18 |
Would it be out of place for me to say |
| 01:44:43 |
Should've started by now. |
| 01:44:48 |
I think I've fooled them so far. |
| 01:44:49 |
If you have a reputation for being |
| 01:45:16 |
Hello. |
| 01:45:19 |
Here you are. |
| 01:45:21 |
Ready to face the enemy? |
| 01:45:24 |
Are we? |
| 01:45:30 |
Yes. |
| 01:45:33 |
Excellent. |
| 01:46:30 |
Not so tight, Dad! |
| 01:47:00 |
Dearly beloved... |
| 01:47:02 |
...we are gathered together |
| 01:47:05 |
...and in the face |
| 01:47:08 |
...to join together this man |
| 01:47:11 |
...which is an honorable estate... |
| 01:47:13 |
...instituted of God in the time |
| 01:47:17 |
Signifying unto us |
| 01:47:20 |
...that is betwixt Christ |
| 01:47:23 |
...and therefore is not |
| 01:47:26 |
...nor taken in hand unadvisedly, |
| 01:47:30 |
...but reverently, discreetly, |
| 01:47:34 |
...soberly, and in the fear of God. |
| 01:47:38 |
Therefore, if any man can show |
| 01:47:41 |
...why they may not |
| 01:47:44 |
...let him speak now |
| 01:47:47 |
...forever hold his peace. |
| 01:47:53 |
I'm sorry, does someone have |
| 01:48:03 |
Yes? What is it? |
| 01:48:07 |
One second. |
| 01:48:20 |
What's going on? |
| 01:48:26 |
- He wants me to translate. |
| 01:48:32 |
He says, "I suspect the groom |
| 01:48:36 |
I suspect the groom would |
| 01:48:43 |
"I suspect the groom..." |
| 01:48:57 |
What's he saying? |
| 01:49:02 |
He says... |
| 01:49:04 |
...he suspects the groom... |
| 01:49:07 |
...loves someone else. |
| 01:49:11 |
And do you? |
| 01:49:12 |
Do you love someone else? |
| 01:49:26 |
I do. |
| 01:49:35 |
Get out of my way! |
| 01:49:36 |
Let me kill him! |
| 01:49:47 |
Blimey. |
| 01:49:50 |
At least it's one we won't forget. |
| 01:49:53 |
A lot of weddings just blend |
| 01:49:56 |
Oh, for God's sake. |
| 01:49:57 |
This one will stick out |
| 01:50:00 |
For not actually including |
| 01:50:03 |
Poor girl. |
| 01:50:05 |
No, I mean it, poor girl! |
| 01:50:07 |
...but what you did today |
| 01:50:10 |
I can't bear to think about it. |
| 01:50:13 |
Poor Hen. |
| 01:50:15 |
Though, let's face facts. |
| 01:50:17 |
If you weren't sure |
| 01:50:21 |
...of all days, i.e., |
| 01:50:26 |
...then it must be the right |
| 01:50:30 |
Quite right, Tom. |
| 01:50:31 |
It was a lovely dress. |
| 01:50:39 |
What did he say, Charles? |
| 01:50:41 |
Says he blames himself. |
| 01:50:43 |
Absolutely not. |
| 01:50:44 |
No, you mustn't, David. |
| 01:50:50 |
No, no. If there's |
| 01:50:53 |
...I should be facing it. |
| 01:51:04 |
Hello. |
| 01:51:06 |
Hi! You're soaking. Come in. |
| 01:51:08 |
No, no. I'm fine. |
| 01:51:09 |
Comes a point you can't get wetter. |
| 01:51:11 |
- Okay, I'll come out. |
| 01:51:15 |
I just wanted to check |
| 01:51:17 |
Not busy killing yourself |
| 01:51:22 |
But you're fine, so... |
| 01:51:27 |
I shouldn't have come to the church |
| 01:51:31 |
No! No! |
| 01:51:34 |
Wait. It was all my fault. |
| 01:51:40 |
And it definitely sorted out one |
| 01:51:43 |
...we're very clearly not meant |
| 01:51:47 |
Sorted out another big thing as well. |
| 01:51:49 |
There I was, standing there |
| 01:51:51 |
...and for the first time in |
| 01:51:55 |
...totally and utterly |
| 01:51:59 |
And it wasn't the person standing |
| 01:52:04 |
...the person standing |
| 01:52:07 |
...in the rain. |
| 01:52:09 |
Is it still raining? |
| 01:52:12 |
The truth of it is... |
| 01:52:14 |
...I've loved you from |
| 01:52:17 |
You're not suddenly going |
| 01:52:20 |
No. I might drown, |
| 01:52:24 |
Okay, okay. We'll go in. |
| 01:52:29 |
But first, let me ask you one thing. |
| 01:52:34 |
Do you think... |
| 01:52:36 |
...after we've dried off... |
| 01:52:38 |
...after we've spent |
| 01:52:41 |
...you might agree... |
| 01:52:44 |
...not to marry me? |
| 01:52:47 |
And do you think... |
| 01:52:50 |
...not being married to me might |
| 01:52:55 |
...doing for the rest of your life? |
| 01:53:02 |
Do you? |
| 01:53:06 |
I do. |
