Frat Party

en
00:00:02 (rock music playing)
00:00:28 # I fell off the wrong side #
00:00:30 # Of my bed today #
00:00:33 # I was distraught #
00:00:35 # Over welcoming
00:00:39 # It seems like curtains to me #
00:00:41 # And everything
00:00:45 # And it seems I've got to realize #
00:00:53 # I'll be the yellow light #
00:00:55 # To your gas pedal #
00:00:58 # Baby, give me a minute #
00:01:00 # My stomach's gotta settle #
00:01:04 # I'm elusive in my own partaking #
00:01:10 # Maybe I'd better realize #
00:01:17 # Better realize #
00:01:21 # That you can't make me #
00:01:28 # I can only make
00:01:43 Hey, my name's Duffy.
00:01:45 I'm pretty famous
00:01:47 an all-around good guy,
00:01:48 friendly, decent looking,
00:01:52 Kinda got it made.
00:01:53 Hey, Duffy.
00:01:55 - Love you long time, Lexi.
00:01:57 Hey, Andrea.
00:02:00 crazy.
00:02:02 That's what I want
00:02:04 I have had a great
00:02:05 I'm getting a business degree
00:02:07 and I belong to the best
00:02:10 Gamma House.
00:02:12 See, I focus on one thing...
00:02:17 okay, let's make that two things...
00:02:18 during my college career:
00:02:21 and getting an MRS degree.
00:02:22 Okay, you... you may laugh,
00:02:24 but you know,
00:02:26 we try to hook up with as many
00:02:29 And then the last year,
00:02:31 And let me tell you something,
00:02:33 I found the perfect girl.
00:02:37 Hey, Duff.
00:02:38 - You may think that's her.
00:02:41 But that's my ex.
00:02:42 You certainly know why, Kell.
00:02:44 I mean, no one loved you more.
00:02:54 That's true.
00:02:56 No one's crazier in bed.
00:03:05 That's definitely true.
00:03:07 And no one's hotter.
00:03:19 No one.
00:03:21 So then why, Duffy?
00:03:23 Oh yeah, let me guess.
00:03:24 Adriana?
00:03:26 Tell that stupid
00:03:29 That's not cool, Kell.
00:03:31 Bye-bye, Duffy.
00:03:35 See, that girl is amazing,
00:03:37 but she's not the one.
00:03:40 Okay, so I burned some bridges
00:03:42 of messing around.
00:03:43 You see, I screwed around...
00:03:46 a lot...
00:03:49 Sandy Waves
00:03:51 She's beautiful in every way.
00:03:53 It was like clockwork.
00:03:55 I'd go to the gym,
00:03:57 5:00 every day.
00:03:59 I think she's married
00:04:01 but she was really
00:04:18 Ivana Humpalofsky... whoo.
00:04:21 This girl was just
00:04:24 one of a kind.
00:04:25 - (rock music playing)
00:04:27 my ears would ring
00:04:29 The loudest orgasm
00:04:32 Yeah! Oh!
00:04:35 (moaning, screaming)
00:04:49 Two naked twins are actually
00:04:51 making out in my...
00:04:53 Chloe and Katie...
00:04:55 AKA every man's fantasy.
00:04:57 - Oh!
00:05:00 and talk to my buddies online.
00:05:01 They would be there
00:05:05 Sometimes I'd watch.
00:05:09 - Sometimes I'd make videos.
00:05:11 (women cooing)
00:05:24 Professor Beaubier...
00:05:27 what a great teacher.
00:05:28 I mean, they say teachers don't
00:05:31 That's a lie.
00:05:33 You know, I really appreciate you
00:05:36 It's Beaubier, "Duffay."
00:05:41 - It's actually Duffy.
00:05:43 You know, this class
00:05:45 Oh, really?
00:05:49 - It's really hard.
00:05:51 - It's getting harder.
00:05:54 from that... that hardness?
00:05:56 - Duffy: Yeah, I don't like hard things.
00:05:59 Holy God.
00:06:05 Oh!
00:06:07 Duffy's voice:
00:06:09 No more one-night stands,
00:06:11 no more threesomes.
00:06:13 You see, I am in love
00:06:15 and I'm getting married.
00:06:17 Her name is Adriana.
00:06:19 Adriana is, well...
00:06:40 really really perfect.
00:06:42 She is the most amazing girl
00:06:44 and I want to spend
00:06:48 Okay, I admit it.
00:06:52 but I mean it.
00:06:54 See, this is
00:06:55 and after finals are over,
00:06:57 I'm going to get married.
00:06:59 I know it's a bit of a rush,
00:07:01 My fiancée is a debutante
00:07:04 they are super-social,
00:07:05 super-rich Italians
00:07:08 from the old country...
00:07:09 very old school.
00:07:11 You see, her father runs
00:07:13 And he wants her to get married
00:07:16 with the right reception
00:07:19 The problem is the only time
00:07:23 is the week of graduation.
00:07:25 I have no say.
00:07:32 Babe, you know that Friday
00:07:34 is the last party
00:07:37 of my Gamma career
00:07:41 Okay, it's just a stupid party.
00:07:44 No no, it's... it's like
00:07:45 the most amazing party
00:07:48 Mm, the most amazing party.
00:07:51 Well, how can you go
00:07:53 when you have
00:07:55 to marry the next day?
00:07:57 Well, just... just tell your Dad
00:08:00 - I mean, seriously.
00:08:04 - (gasps)
00:08:05 Fine.
00:08:07 - Wait...
00:08:10 - What are you thinking?
00:08:12 the wedding
00:08:15 Yes.
00:08:17 And the party is Friday.
00:08:19 Genius, you're a genius.
00:08:23 - Am I?
00:08:25 I mean, am I?
00:08:27 Friday party,
00:08:30 Saturday wedding.
00:08:34 Wow. Okay. Just go.
00:08:37 Just go to your stupid party.
00:08:39 Really?
00:08:42 You'd consider that?
00:08:44 Going... going to the party?
00:08:45 Yeah.
00:08:47 Babe, fuckin' yeah.
00:08:48 - (laughs)
00:08:50 - Wow.
00:08:52 I picked a winner
00:08:54 - Hey, please.
00:08:56 Papa... it's not...
00:08:59 it's just a family dinner.
00:09:02 - And I should party...
00:09:04 - Yeah.
00:09:06 - Can I please go?
00:09:07 - I'll make the wedding. Please?
00:09:09 Please?
00:09:13 Isn't she so cute? I mean,
00:09:17 - Man: What's up, bitch!
00:09:20 - and best friend in the world. Mac!
00:09:21 - Hey.
00:09:24 which means
00:09:26 for the biggest party
00:09:28 (laughs)
00:09:31 Ah, it's... it's gonna be cool, Mac.
00:09:33 I can't believe
00:09:35 - I'm completely cool.
00:09:37 - How?
00:09:39 - on Saturday.
00:09:42 So, the biggest party
00:09:44 which means
00:09:46 No way.
00:09:48 - What do you mean "No way"?
00:09:50 my last night of freedom
00:09:52 on the finest campus
00:09:53 at the finest party
00:09:55 with the finest friends
00:09:57 - Gamma.
00:09:59 - (both grunt)
00:10:00 No way I'm missing that.
00:10:02 B... but... l... l...
00:10:04 You've got to be kidding me, right?
00:10:06 - No, I mean...
00:10:07 is going to hang you up
00:10:10 - Well, she's not going to be happy.
00:10:13 But she's... she's cool with it.
00:10:15 Dude...
00:10:17 Check this out.
00:10:18 Check this out.
00:10:26 (muttering)
00:10:28 It's like school's over
00:10:31 and you hated going,
00:10:33 you wish you could
00:10:35 We had some good times though.
00:10:39 - I'm going to miss it.
00:10:41 Oh, speak of the devil, bro.
00:10:43 Here comes Adriana
00:10:51 Why are all her friends
00:10:55 What's up, baby girl?
00:10:57 Hey, Adriana.
00:11:01 Hey, baby.
00:11:04 Sure enough.
00:11:07 - Take that.
00:11:11 Hey, I was just about to get down
00:11:20 Fuck you, Duffy!
00:11:22 So, what are you gonna do?
00:11:25 - About what?
00:11:29 Babe, come on.
00:11:32 of my college career.
00:11:34 It's going to be amazing. I'm going
00:11:37 All my buddies
00:11:39 Yeah, it's all your nasty,
00:11:41 porn-addicted, gross,
00:11:45 Gamma House?
00:11:47 Come on. You could've
00:11:49 That place is disgusting.
00:11:51 I'm offended.
00:11:53 It's... it's actually
00:11:55 - Mm. Mm-hmm.
00:11:57 Oh, cool.
00:12:00 - Yeah, so?
00:12:01 (clears throat)
00:12:04 Come on, Duffy.
00:12:06 Come home with me, all right?
00:12:08 Our wedding is in two days.
00:12:10 - Two days.
00:12:12 I will see you
00:12:15 - (groans)
00:12:16 - before the wedding, anyways.
00:12:19 What? You're going to take
00:12:22 It's an easy flight. I'll be there
00:12:25 Yeah... hung-over.
00:12:27 Is Kelly going?
00:12:36 - What?
00:12:38 Kelly, you know?
00:12:40 - whore Kelly... slut Kelly...
00:12:41 - Remember? Kelly?
00:12:43 I don't know... I don't know
00:12:45 - I don't know who's going to be there.
00:12:47 - It's a big party.
00:12:49 if you so much as touch her arm,
00:12:51 you're dead meat.
00:12:53 You have nothing
00:12:55 It's not you I'm worried about.
00:12:57 It's your friends
00:13:02 Babe, it's just... your father
00:13:05 and they're all in these
00:13:07 - (laughs)
00:13:08 I'm going to be on American soil
00:13:11 Duffy, come on. You know
00:13:14 And Bulgaria?
00:13:16 Whoa... Bulgaria?
00:13:18 - Yeah.
00:13:20 Bulgaria... like prostitution's
00:13:23 - to make money in Bulgaria.
00:13:25 That place is scary, babe.
00:13:27 That... that just proves my point.
00:13:30 I need to party one last time
00:13:32 - Oh yes.
00:13:34 - (laughs)
00:13:36 in this great country
00:13:38 because I pledge
00:13:40 - (laughs)
00:13:43 You are fucking nuts.
00:13:47 And that might be
00:13:50 Have I ever told you
00:13:52 - when I was like 10 years old?
00:13:56 You were the same size,
00:13:57 - but I was 10 and I remember you.
00:14:01 - You're a dork.
00:14:03 I swear to God,
00:14:05 Do you understand?
00:14:07 you call me when you get to LAX
00:14:09 when you land
00:14:11 Do not forget.
00:14:14 - So, what... what am I doing again?
00:14:17 Oh, call you.
00:14:18 I'll call you
00:14:21 and I will see you first thing
00:14:23 in Napa for our wedding.
00:14:27 Papa's gonna kill you.
00:14:30 Mm.
00:14:31 Babe, we... we talked about it
00:14:33 and he didn't even care.
00:14:35 about his friends and the family,
00:14:37 And I promise you,
00:14:40 I will just lick his asshole clean...
00:14:43 Eww. And you'd better, okay?
00:14:45 You need to make him love you.
00:14:47 I will.
00:14:50 Well, I'll see you in Napa.
00:15:08 (rock music playing)
00:15:08 (rock music playing)
00:15:10 # Her name was December #
00:15:12 # She asked me if I would... #
00:15:14 So, what'd she say, bro?
00:15:16 She's gonna let me do it!
00:15:19 Oh my God!
00:15:21 - Of course.
00:15:23 Dude Mac, we talked
00:15:25 She's cool with it.
00:15:27 What about the rehearsal dinner?
00:15:29 Technically, it's a family dinner
00:15:32 so it's not that big of a deal.
00:15:34 Semantics, dude, semantics.
00:15:37 Home sweet home.
00:15:39 # Baby, are you such a cutie? #
00:15:41 # She asked me
00:15:43 - # Now could you talk to me? #
00:15:46 Duffy:
00:15:50 - Close enough.
00:15:52 # Said now, baby #
00:15:53 # Are you such a cutie? #
00:15:55 # She asked me
00:15:57 # Now could you talk to me? #
00:15:59 # I said I've fallen... #
00:16:01 Yeah, I'm gonna need
00:16:03 I'm looking for handcuffs,
00:16:06 lube, olive juice...
00:16:08 this might sound weird,
00:16:10 We need magic at this party.
00:16:12 Um, let me know ASAP.
00:16:14 Okay. TTYL.
00:16:16 Chadster!
00:16:17 - Chad: What is up?
00:16:19 - Supplies, my brother.
00:16:21 - Duffy-Duff-Duff.
00:16:23 Guys, this party's gonna
00:16:26 Dude, sounds like it.
00:16:28 Yeah, of course.
00:16:30 - I don't stop.
00:16:33 - Oh, yes.
00:16:35 - Gamma Spa!
00:16:37 Guys, I no longer deal
00:16:39 Duffy: That is the most
00:16:41 I think she's Chinese anyway, bro.
00:16:43 Look, forget him.
00:16:46 - She's got two hands.
00:16:47 "No full service."
00:16:49 Yeah, that's for people
00:16:51 Come on.
00:16:53 - Hey, sweetie.
00:16:55 Mac:
00:16:57 Hey! Let me see them cheeks!
00:17:01 (Asian flute music playing)
00:17:02 - Here, Macky.
00:17:06 Hey, massage only, buddy.
00:17:07 Dude, come on.
00:17:10 Puss? Bro, l... I'm engaged.
00:17:14 Yeah, you're getting married.
00:17:16 Make this your last one.
00:17:18 And no bachelor party shit.
00:17:20 Are you fucking kidding me?
00:17:23 It's my job to throw you
00:17:25 Dude-dude-dude...
00:17:26 all combined into one.
00:17:28 Being here is my bachelor party.
00:17:30 No. You being here
00:17:32 The bachelor party's after this.
00:17:36 Duffy:
00:17:37 Massage only.
00:17:39 Mac:
00:17:40 He might change his mind and get the...
00:17:42 With me.
00:17:50 My God, Adriana.
00:17:52 What? What?
00:17:54 I mean, come on now.
00:17:57 Would you stop it?
00:17:59 - No, he's a piece of shit.
00:18:01 Oh my God. Okay?
00:18:03 - You need to stop.
00:18:06 - Right?
00:18:08 - Yeah.
00:18:10 - Yeah.
00:18:12 come with her today? I mean...
00:18:13 It's his last night.
00:18:15 - Okay.
00:18:17 - Oh, God.
00:18:19 - Yeah and our dresses...
00:18:21 - Our dresses are so pretty...
00:18:23 The party is gonna rock
00:18:26 He told me he was
00:18:28 Oh, he's gonna
00:18:32 I'm fine. I told him he could go.
00:18:33 - I trust him. I love him. Enough.
00:18:36 - (phone ringing)
00:18:38 It's my sister.
00:18:41 - I'll see you guys later.
00:18:43 - Bye.
00:18:45 - Adriana: Hi.
00:18:48 - No.
00:18:51 (groans)
00:18:53 I'll see you later. Bye.
00:19:05 (Mac sighs)
00:19:09 coming to our final frat party.
00:19:11 It'd suck without you, bro.
00:19:13 Oh yeah, it feels good.
00:19:15 I've ever made,
00:19:17 Adriana's Dad is pissing me off.
00:19:19 I mean, this is like
00:19:21 Mac:
00:19:23 showing him that you
00:19:25 That's awesome.
00:19:41 It's kind of crazy, you know?
00:19:46 I'm going to miss you guys.
00:19:47 Mac: I know, bro.
00:19:57 It is weird to think
00:19:59 Real life's gonna suck.
00:20:08 (men sighing)
00:20:12 So...
00:20:14 dude...
00:20:16 you gonna roll over and join me
00:20:19 (laughs)
00:20:21 Yeah, dude,
00:20:22 real men
00:20:26 Oh, okay. All right,
00:20:29 with your own insecurities
00:20:32 'Cause I'm getting
00:20:36 Okay.
00:20:38 (grunts)
00:20:40 Hey, baby. How about a happy ending
00:20:42 You get no happy ending
00:20:44 because what you did last time,
00:20:47 Come on, baby,
00:20:49 look, I was... I was
00:20:52 - No...
00:20:54 I'll wait, okay?
00:20:56 - I'll wait this time, I promise.
00:20:59 But you be careful this time, okay?
00:21:01 I will, I promise.
00:21:03 Okay.
00:21:07 (Mac moaning)
00:21:08 Mac:
00:21:11 You know, if you...
00:21:12 it would really help me
00:21:15 Yeah, just...
00:21:16 it's cool, right?
00:21:21 (moans)
00:21:30 (grunts)
00:21:33 Now, that is nice.
00:21:37 (Mac moaning, laughing)
00:21:39 Mac:
00:21:45 Oh, God, you look so fine.
00:21:47 Your body's so amazing.
00:21:49 And this... this wrist thing
00:21:51 Oh, man.
00:21:54 It's like self-warming.
00:21:56 Oh! Oh, God!
00:21:57 Oh... oh, yeah!
00:21:59 - Yes! Yes!
00:22:01 - Yes!
00:22:03 (Mac moaning, yelling)
00:22:06 Oh, I just went.
00:22:07 I'm sorry. My bad.
00:22:09 It's no big, deal, right...
00:22:11 - Son of a bitch!
00:22:13 Oh shit, you fucking...
00:22:16 - (woman laughs)
00:22:19 You just threw my shit back on me.
00:22:23 Masseuse:
00:22:25 You promised
00:22:27 Where's my nappy now?
00:22:31 Okay! Okay, listen,
00:22:33 - Oh! Son of a bitch!
00:22:35 You can dish it,
00:22:37 - but you cannot take the Macky.
00:22:39 Yes! It's all over my fucking face!
00:22:41 Are you happy?
00:22:45 Duffy:
00:22:47 - You have great hands.
00:22:49 Please?
00:22:51 - (water running)
00:22:53 - I loved her hands.
00:22:55 Yeah? Fuck an amazing massage.
00:22:58 My shit traumatized me.
00:23:00 flinging come on me
00:23:02 It sucks!
00:23:04 I'm never going back to that place.
00:23:06 Two-for-one coupon, my ass!
00:23:07 You know that girl
00:23:11 (rock music playing)
00:23:26 You know I hate you, right?
00:23:29 You know I love you, right?
00:23:30 Mm-hmm.
00:23:33 Don't fuck this up, okay?
00:23:34 - I won't.
00:23:41 See you tomorrow.
00:23:43 Yeah? You're a jerk.
00:23:46 And you'd better fucking call me.
00:23:49 (Adriana giggles)
00:23:52 You better drive safe
00:23:53 - or I'll cut your head off.
00:24:01 (rock music playing)
00:24:08 (neighs)
00:24:16 (sighs)
00:24:26 Adriana! Adriana!
00:24:29 This boy Duffy,
00:24:31 The wedding is tomorrow.
00:24:33 Adriana! Adriana!
00:24:36 Papa! I told you
00:24:39 # I wanna take you with me... #
00:24:41 (grunts)
00:24:46 # Far away #
00:24:49 # Makes me feel
00:24:52 Man:
00:24:53 Time out. Come on,
00:24:57 - Shh! Shh shh! Shh...
00:24:58 - Shh.
00:25:00 - It's okay.
00:25:02 - We all can't... stop.
00:25:04 - Seriously. Shh.
00:25:06 - Just let...
00:25:15 Hey hey, Adriana.
00:25:16 Hey, Stefano.
00:25:19 - You're looking good.
00:25:21 Adriana, I invited Stefano here
00:25:23 He misses you.
00:25:26 I haven't dated Stefano
00:25:28 and last I checked,
00:25:31 Yeah, we're not dating anymore.
00:25:33 Yeah, l... I actually
00:25:35 when we were in the bedroom.
00:25:37 Um, it's kind of weird. She has some
00:25:40 but it's okay.
00:25:50 Please please,
00:25:53 Come have some wine.
00:25:55 Thanks, Papa.
00:25:57 Come come, sit sit, drink.
00:26:00 This Duffy,
00:26:03 he's not making a family dinner
00:26:07 It's more than a party, okay?
00:26:10 and he just wants
00:26:12 It's ridiculous.
00:26:14 - I think you should consider Stefano.
00:26:17 I knew it.
00:26:18 - Michela!
00:26:21 Adriana, baby,
00:26:23 look, come here, come here.
00:26:25 - Look...
00:26:27 It's always been you.
00:26:29 You've got to be kidding me.
00:26:32 I know, but I've always loved you.
00:26:34 That's disgusting, okay?
00:26:36 Michela, say something!
00:26:38 What do you want me to say?
00:26:40 Okay, you know what?
00:26:43 It's not the Old Country
00:26:45 Okay? I'm marrying Duffy.
00:26:48 Adriana, wait up.
00:26:51 Stefano, let her go.
00:27:03 You better get
00:27:06 - I won't let you down.
00:27:08 Now, go say goodbye
00:27:11 Come on. Go.
00:27:21 (distant rock music playing)
00:27:33 Jesus, Stefano!
00:27:35 Adriana, I just want to tell you
00:27:37 - I've always loved you.
00:27:39 - I've always loved you.
00:27:44 Get out.
00:27:45 I'm leaving. I'm leaving.
00:27:48 (giggles)
00:27:50 What do you see in him?
00:27:52 What? Marry him.
00:27:55 Fuck, Michela!
00:27:59 (groans)
00:28:02 - (shouting, cheering)
00:28:02 - (shouting, cheering)
00:28:08 Last party of the year, bro.
00:28:10 - Yeah, bro. I hope you get laid.
00:28:15 - Aw!
00:28:18 # Ooh ooh ooh #
00:28:23 # Baby #
00:28:26 # I ache #
00:28:29 # Your soul is
00:28:31 # I'm bleedin' out my eyes #
00:28:34 - # Let's say #
00:28:37 - # One day #
00:28:39 # They hit us with rocks,
00:28:41 # And show them
00:28:44 (vocalizing)
00:28:51 You are getting
00:28:53 - Exactly.
00:28:54 Hey... Mandy?
00:28:56 - That's Megan.
00:28:58 # 'Cause when you're with me #
00:28:59 # I get this feeling inside #
00:29:01 # Catch me scream
00:29:02 # "I'm alive!
00:29:04 # You got me all shook up
00:29:09 - # He's my #
00:29:11 - # Sunshine #
00:29:14 # Baby paints
00:29:16 # You ever did see... #
00:29:18 (screams)
00:29:21 (vocalizing)
00:29:28 # I get around, I get around,
00:29:30 # Get around #
00:29:33 # One day, if I get my way #
00:29:35 # I'm a fixin' so our names #
00:29:36 - # Are gonna be the same #
00:29:38 # Have a walk in the sun,
00:29:40 # We gonna tear it up #
00:29:42 # Tear it up,
00:29:44 # Tear it up, tear it up #
00:29:47 # Tear it up,
00:29:50 # Tear it up,
00:29:55 Yeah!
00:29:58 - Oh!
00:29:59 Looks good, but you know what?
00:30:02 - Yeah.
00:30:04 Dude dude...
00:30:06 Chad:
00:30:08 Hey, Vincent!
00:30:11 Where are the girls at?
00:30:12 (guys cheering)
00:30:14 Good eyes, bro.
00:30:16 - That's what I'm talking about.
00:30:18 - It's normal.
00:30:22 (all cheering)
00:30:24 Whoo!
00:30:26 All:
00:30:31 - Normal!
00:30:33 You know what?
00:30:36 but follow me,
00:30:38 - Uh-huh?
00:30:40 - Theme rooms!
00:30:42 Mac:
00:30:47 (man vocalizing)
00:30:49 (hip-hop music playing)
00:30:52 Gentlemen, I simply call this room...
00:30:56 "The Club."
00:30:57 - Nice.
00:30:59 Chad, it is looking
00:31:01 much much better.
00:31:03 Please save your compliments
00:31:06 until the end of the tour.
00:31:09 - Move, come on.
00:31:11 # You know it's like fire #
00:31:13 # I ain't tired,
00:31:16 # It's my desire... #
00:31:20 Thanks.
00:31:22 (sighs)
00:31:24 - You worried?
00:31:26 (sighs)
00:31:27 (pop music playing)
00:31:29 Duffy:
00:31:31 Show me some more of that.
00:31:34 Gentlemen, welcome
00:31:38 of "pussay."
00:31:40 # You stop for me,
00:31:42 Awesome.
00:31:45 I'm speechless.
00:31:48 Yeah, sometimes
00:31:54 - Hey, Kell. You in line?
00:31:56 Why not?
00:31:58 To get photographed by Pablo?
00:32:00 Kelly:
00:32:03 by you, bachelor boy.
00:32:04 - Surprise!
00:32:06 It's your party.
00:32:09 - Kelly: Whoo!
00:32:12 - Yeah, it's my turn.
00:32:14 - Oh, stop...
00:32:16 You're gonna shoot me.
00:32:20 You're not gonna touch,
00:32:25 - Chad: Oh my God. You've gotta...
00:32:26 No offense,
00:32:28 # So beg me... #
00:32:30 Um, I'm... I'm a little insulted.
00:32:33 I said no offense,
00:32:35 but if you're a little offended,
00:32:37 Are you fucking kidding me?
00:32:40 You know what?
00:32:42 That's your name, right?
00:32:44 - Pablo: Hell yeah.
00:32:46 Bye! See you later!
00:32:49 - I'm sorry.
00:32:51 - I love your tits.
00:32:52 - (all chattering)
00:32:54 - Give me the tiger... tiger.
00:32:56 That's... that's the shit
00:32:59 That's that shit.
00:33:02 # I hope this will do for me... #
00:33:07 Duff.
00:33:09 - Duff. Duffy.
00:33:12 - Duffy.
00:33:14 - (laughs)
00:33:15 Chad, what the fuck?
00:33:17 Well, uh, I'm sad.
00:33:19 We're both sad.
00:33:21 - Because?
00:33:23 - You're getting married, bro!
00:33:26 Married forever!
00:33:28 I know, I'm getting married.
00:33:30 Well, because we love you,
00:33:33 - we got you a present.
00:33:35 - Big present!
00:33:37 - I'm so jealous!
00:33:40 Okay, what is it?
00:33:41 - Porn star!
00:33:43 - Motherfuckin' porn star!
00:33:46 What the fuck
00:33:48 Right there behind this door
00:33:50 is a real live human
00:33:54 for you to fuck the shit out of!
00:33:56 - Yeah, that's a good one.
00:33:58 Duffy, if there is not a porn star
00:34:01 in that room
00:34:03 I will personally suck your dick.
00:34:05 There is no fucking way
00:34:07 in this Gamma House
00:34:08 - Oh, really?
00:34:10 Okay, well, how about this? Bam!
00:34:14 Duffy, right?
00:34:15 Duffy:
00:34:19 Hello.
00:34:23 Oh, God.
00:34:25 It's really on, dude.
00:34:27 (laughing)
00:34:29 I need Vicodin.
00:34:30 You're... you're Jesse Jane.
00:34:32 You have really
00:34:36 Yeah.
00:34:37 You know, I don't offer myself
00:34:41 (pop music playing)
00:34:43 - You don't?
00:34:44 I'm doing this
00:34:50 Yeah, I mean, porn's different,
00:34:51 but on the other hand,
00:34:53 I'm a really nice girl.
00:34:55 Yeah, you look like a nice girl.
00:34:58 I'm from a really small town.
00:35:01 - I'm from a small town.
00:35:03 Oklahoma.
00:35:05 No way, I'm from Oklahoma.
00:35:07 We... we actually
00:35:08 - We did?
00:35:11 - Have I met you?
00:35:13 like walking by.
00:35:15 Huh. Well,
00:35:17 what's it gonna be,
00:35:20 Um... um...
00:35:22 what... what do you mean?
00:35:23 This is a once-in-a-lifetime
00:35:27 You're cute.
00:35:29 I owe Chad a favor
00:35:30 and you're getting married.
00:35:32 - Mm-hmm.
00:35:35 So do you want
00:35:37 Uh... s... yeah... sex with...
00:35:40 with... with... with you?
00:35:42 Sex with me.
00:35:44 Sex with... with you.
00:35:48 Are you hard of fucking hearing?
00:35:52 - (moans)
00:35:54 I'm not... I'm actually
00:35:57 - But you're hard.
00:35:59 Um, this is...
00:36:02 - I need to tell you.
00:36:04 - Oh my God.
00:36:06 - Take you clothes off.
00:36:09 - Yeah, I want your clothes off.
00:36:11 - Come on.
00:36:13 Come on. Oh, come on,
00:36:15 - Okay, yeah yeah...
00:36:17 Fuck me, Duffy!
00:36:20 - (Duffy muttering)
00:36:28 - Jesse: Oh, God.
00:36:31 - Okay. That's nice.
00:36:34 You know what?
00:36:36 l... I can't. I can't.
00:36:40 I can't... I can't do this. I'm sorry.
00:36:41 - What?!
00:36:43 I'm getting married tomorrow.
00:36:47 - So...
00:36:49 - It's just...
00:36:51 I, um... you're really hot, but...
00:36:54 Do you know how many guys
00:36:59 - Three?
00:37:02 Jesse, listen, um...
00:37:04 good Lord, you know?
00:37:07 - (sighs)
00:37:09 It's... it's... I just...
00:37:11 Jesse:
00:37:15 I really want to do you.
00:37:18 Really? That's sweet.
00:37:20 But you're missing out
00:37:23 I wish that I was a dog and that I was
00:37:27 or a junior
00:37:29 or it was beginning of senior year
00:37:30 because I would
00:37:32 But you know what?
00:37:35 Are you sure there's
00:37:39 Um... but...
00:37:41 Nothing at all you wouldn't wanna...
00:37:44 try out?
00:37:46 Yeah yeah, okay.
00:37:49 Let's just stop
00:37:52 I really do love her
00:37:55 Jesse Jane,
00:37:58 She's... she's a really lucky girl.
00:38:02 - You think so?
00:38:05 so yeah, I think so.
00:38:09 Thank you.
00:38:11 I'm gonna, um...
00:38:12 - Okay.
00:38:15 - And, uh...
00:38:18 Would you sign
00:38:20 - Sure.
00:38:22 Okay. I will.
00:38:24 - Can I kiss that bunny?
00:38:26 Yeah. There you go.
00:38:28 - I always wanted to do that.
00:38:31 - I'm gonna get married!
00:38:36 # I can survive #
00:38:40 - # Ooh #
00:38:42 - Hey. Hey hey.
00:38:45 - She's actually not here.
00:38:48 Yeah, no no no.
00:38:50 - I'm getting married tomorrow.
00:38:52 - Yeah.
00:38:55 Yes! L... I should.
00:38:56 So, l... I'm going right now.
00:38:58 Yeah, I'll meet you upstairs.
00:39:00 Yeah? Upstairs.
00:39:02 Holy God.
00:39:05 (cheering, shouting)
00:39:15 Mac!
00:39:19 Mac!
00:39:22 Come on, boy!
00:39:23 Come on!
00:39:25 Damn it!
00:39:31 Did you see me sucking face
00:39:33 Shh! See that guy? Him.
00:39:35 That dude right there
00:39:37 Mac:
00:39:38 That's Adriana's ex-boyfriend.
00:39:41 Duff, did you fuck her?
00:39:44 - No.
00:39:45 - No!
00:39:47 - No, dickhead!
00:39:49 - I know you would've...
00:39:51 - I spent all my money on that chick.
00:39:52 By the way, Mac, the girl you're
00:39:55 Anyways, follow me
00:39:58 (French accent)
00:40:00 Yeah, like big-time herpes.
00:40:01 Can I go back up there with Jesse Jane
00:40:04 Duffy:
00:40:06 - (industrial music playing)
00:40:06 - (industrial music playing)
00:40:11 Man:
00:40:13 Duffy-Duff, meet Jennifer,
00:40:16 your sex dungeon goddess.
00:40:20 Jesus, Chad.
00:40:21 L... you look so...
00:40:26 - Oh, shit.
00:40:29 - I can't watch.
00:40:30 - Oh my God.
00:40:32 You literally just made him
00:40:35 - Mac: Oh, God!
00:40:37 I'm gonna do that.
00:40:40 - (groans)
00:40:43 (chuckles)
00:40:45 Both: L...
00:40:46 - I had no idea, Jenn.
00:40:49 I'd never see
00:40:52 I'm more surprised
00:40:53 I thought you were...
00:40:57 I am, tomorrow.
00:40:59 You know,
00:41:01 you should've married me, Duff.
00:41:04 Lily? And Adriana?
00:41:06 Are you serious?
00:41:08 I am the one for you.
00:41:10 Um, that was like
00:41:13 three and a half years ago.
00:41:15 I know, but it's always
00:41:17 You just gotta let it go.
00:41:19 Okay, look, why don't we do
00:41:22 a little goodbye present?
00:41:24 Say, a little sadomasochistic
00:41:29 - Um...
00:41:31 That's really sweet.
00:41:34 Could you do me a favor?
00:41:36 (stammers)
00:41:38 (laughing)
00:41:39 - No sex...
00:41:41 ...unfortunately.
00:41:43 Um, I need you to do me
00:41:47 a big favor.
00:41:49 - Um, okay.
00:41:52 - He's spying on me, all right?
00:41:54 - Seriously?
00:41:56 It's weird, I know,
00:41:58 probably her dad...
00:42:00 to come and, you know,
00:42:02 And why would
00:42:03 I don't know, nervous
00:42:06 (laughs)
00:42:07 probably because you skipped out
00:42:10 (laughs)
00:42:12 it's not... it's not a rehearsal dinner.
00:42:15 That is what it's called, Duffy.
00:42:17 the night before the wedding.
00:42:19 - I'm allowed to miss it.
00:42:21 Would you help me out, please?
00:42:24 So, you want me to lure him in
00:42:26 and tease him
00:42:28 so that he can't leave, right?
00:42:30 That's exactly what I was gonna say.
00:42:33 - Oh!
00:42:34 - Ow!
00:42:37 That's not the one at all.
00:42:39 Duffy! What the fuck?
00:42:41 I give you this
00:42:44 and you talk?
00:42:47 and put things inside her. Look!
00:42:49 - Don't you see?
00:42:52 - Chad Chad Chad. Okay, cool.
00:42:53 I need you to do something for me.
00:42:55 I am doing something for you.
00:42:58 - (giggles)
00:43:00 You guys can hook up
00:43:02 but for now, I need you to go
00:43:05 bring him here
00:43:07 Oh, I hate that guy.
00:43:10 - Yeah.
00:43:11 but I'm scared of people.
00:43:14 Well, you know what?
00:43:16 - I'll change his tune.
00:43:17 - Yeah.
00:43:19 while you
00:43:22 - Give me a few minutes.
00:43:24 - We'll set it up.
00:43:25 Hey, hide your panties.
00:43:27 - Still wet.
00:43:29 Uh-huh.
00:43:33 So, when he comes up,
00:43:35 - Yeah yeah yeah...
00:43:37 This is gonna be my plan.
00:43:39 Take it off, take it off.
00:43:41 Okay. So we're going
00:43:43 - Okay? Help me.
00:43:46 - I'm still...
00:43:48 - I want him to see you.
00:43:50 - Yeah, it's gonna be perfect.
00:43:51 Because I want him to see exactly
00:43:54 - Okay.
00:43:56 - Okay, cool.
00:43:58 - Are you ready?
00:43:59 Yeah, everything. Shoes.
00:44:01 - Okay.
00:44:03 - This sounds like it...
00:44:05 Take your socks off,
00:44:08 - Duffy: Um...
00:44:10 this is the best part.
00:44:12 So, I'm going to tie him like this.
00:44:15 So, come stand right here. Okay?
00:44:17 Now, I'm gonna
00:44:18 - Okay.
00:44:20 (chirps)
00:44:22 - Yeah.
00:44:24 - (Jennifer chirps)
00:44:26 - This is gonna be awesome.
00:44:28 I know, it's perfect.
00:44:30 And then, your other hand.
00:44:32 - Oh, both hands.
00:44:34 They can't be free.
00:44:36 - Duffy: I get it though.
00:44:38 - He has to see...
00:44:40 That's right.
00:44:43 - Back?
00:44:45 - Ready?
00:44:46 Okay.
00:44:48 We can pull out our toys
00:44:50 and we can decide
00:44:52 when he comes down here, right?
00:44:54 Well, l... I already know
00:44:56 - Like what? You tell me.
00:44:58 - Uh-huh?
00:45:00 like you're a boxer,
00:45:01 - Ooh, I would love to.
00:45:03 And then maybe you can
00:45:06 - Uh-huh.
00:45:08 - and shove it up his anus.
00:45:10 - Not supposed to grab that.
00:45:13 - Yeah.
00:45:14 Is Adriana gonna get so upset?
00:45:17 I mean...
00:45:20 - So, can l...
00:45:21 Oh, I'm not gonna tell her that.
00:45:24 Can I get... can I get out now.
00:45:26 - Can you... can I get out of this though?
00:45:28 - I have to show him exactly...
00:45:31 Right, you're... you're the display
00:45:35 Do I have to really be
00:45:38 Oh, I could strip you down.
00:45:40 No, I don't want to be naked.
00:45:42 - or something like that.
00:45:44 - This is way more fun.
00:45:46 So, what kind of games
00:45:49 (giggles)
00:45:51 Hey, thanks a lot.
00:45:53 Oh! What's going on?
00:45:57 Hey. Hey.
00:45:59 Uh, do we... um...
00:46:02 Um, nope. I'm actually, uh...
00:46:06 So, I don't think you know me.
00:46:08 - He's not from around here.
00:46:10 You know what?
00:46:12 especially for people who are,
00:46:15 - Like this one.
00:46:16 So, why don't you join us
00:46:20 Well, not us... not us.
00:46:22 Yeah yeah yeah,
00:46:24 - Not us in the sex dungeon.
00:46:26 - It's like... it's like...
00:46:28 - take you to it.
00:46:30 - with chlamydia.
00:46:32 - But not all of 'em...
00:46:34 Okay.
00:46:36 L... I'll be right back.
00:46:38 You just wait
00:46:40 Just wait right here.
00:46:42 Hey, who's that guy?
00:46:46 (Jennifer moans)
00:46:48 So much fun,
00:46:50 - I can't wait.
00:46:52 Me either.
00:46:53 (sighs)
00:46:55 - Oh!
00:46:57 Hey, Jennifer,
00:46:59 Ooh, bring him in.
00:47:01 Ooh! Is this my next conquest?
00:47:04 (Stefano laughs)
00:47:08 Come over here.
00:47:11 You want to join in the fun?
00:47:14 Stefano!
00:47:16 What are you doing here, bro?
00:47:18 Duff, l... I thought
00:47:21 Uh, tomorrow, buddy.
00:47:24 You want to, uh,
00:47:28 Oh, no, I'm... I'm good. Thanks.
00:47:29 Oh, okay.
00:47:31 Come on, bro.
00:47:33 It's my last night of freedom.
00:47:34 I mean, you've been bad, right?
00:47:36 - Oh yeah, I mean...
00:47:38 Oh-ho! Then it'll be fun.
00:47:39 - Let's tie you up.
00:47:42 get tied up a little bit.
00:47:43 Come here.
00:47:45 I always... two is always
00:47:49 Oh, like this?
00:47:51 - Yeah.
00:47:52 - about this knot is...
00:47:56 Oh, Duff. Oops.
00:48:00 - (Jennifer laughs)
00:48:05 - Whoa! What?
00:48:07 a little problem here, Duffy.
00:48:09 What the... shit...
00:48:11 - Jennifer: Yeah.
00:48:13 - Fuck you, Duffy.
00:48:15 - Yeah.
00:48:17 You don't get it.
00:48:18 her daddy paid him
00:48:21 Okay, this isn't funny
00:48:25 Shh shh shh shh.
00:48:26 - Fuck you, Duffy.
00:48:29 - Yeah. Fuck you.
00:48:32 How does it make you feel?
00:48:34 - I feel...
00:48:37 Oh, God. Ow!
00:48:38 - Payback's a bitch, Duffy.
00:48:40 You like being helpless?
00:48:42 Oh... no.
00:48:44 - Put a ball in your mouth.
00:48:45 Can I get on a plane, please?
00:48:47 If I miss the flight, dude,
00:48:49 - Jennifer: What... what? Oh, bummer.
00:48:52 I get married tomorrow.
00:48:54 Oh, God...
00:48:58 - (Duffy groaning)
00:49:00 How's that taste?
00:49:01 - Mm-mm.
00:49:03 - How do you like being tortured? Huh?
00:49:05 I can give you
00:49:07 - Mm-mm.
00:49:09 You're a complete prick.
00:49:11 Now, as much as I would enjoy
00:49:13 staying to play with you,
00:49:15 as we can see,
00:49:18 but you missed a little spot...
00:49:20 so, I'm going to leave you here
00:49:22 all by yourself to think
00:49:25 - (groaning, muttering)
00:49:29 Good.
00:49:31 - Bye, Duff.
00:49:32 - Later, Duffy.
00:49:37 # Is what I said #
00:49:41 # But there's
00:49:44 I almost forgot.
00:49:45 - (screams)
00:49:55 (dialing)
00:50:05 (phone ringing)
00:50:16 (groans, sighs)
00:50:26 Man:
00:50:28 Man:
00:50:29 - Everybody out!
00:50:32 (folk music playing)
00:50:38 Whoa-ho!
00:50:43 (screaming)
00:50:47 (phone ringing)
00:50:51 (snoring)
00:50:56 (sniffs)
00:50:59 Mom?
00:51:01 # Baby, keep you by my side #
00:51:06 # No use in trying... #
00:51:07 What a great end
00:51:11 I'm gonna miss this place.
00:51:13 I'm gonna miss girls
00:51:17 Mac:
00:51:19 I met some really cool people,
00:51:21 but you and Duffy...
00:51:25 I love you guys.
00:51:27 Bro.
00:51:32 - Where is Duffy?
00:51:34 Fuck. I haven't seen him in like...
00:51:38 holy shit, what time is it?
00:51:41 - Holy shit.
00:51:44 He's fucking that bitch Jennifer
00:51:47 in the dungeon, right?
00:51:49 No, she left with that foreign guy
00:51:51 that blew me off last night.
00:51:53 He was kind of cute.
00:51:55 You talk?
00:51:56 Shit! Shit!
00:51:59 Chad! He's gonna
00:52:00 We missed it! He's gonna miss
00:52:03 We gotta get him!
00:52:05 - Come on, bro!
00:52:09 (rattling)
00:52:10 Oh! Jeez, Duff!
00:52:13 - (muttering)
00:52:15 (grunting)
00:52:18 - What happened, bro?
00:52:20 - You okay?
00:52:24 God. Jennifer and that
00:52:28 they were working together.
00:52:30 paid him to come here
00:52:32 Whoa whoa whoa whoa.
00:52:34 - What's going on?
00:52:37 It's 4:00 AM
00:52:40 Hey hey hey, don't worry.
00:52:42 - Now you don't have to get married.
00:52:44 I'm not missing
00:52:45 - We're driving it.
00:52:47 The drive, that's like
00:52:49 Well, there's no more flights out, man.
00:52:52 I've been up all night,
00:52:54 Can we just like chill out
00:52:56 - We could do it next weekend.
00:52:58 You drive, I'll sleep. Come on.
00:53:01 (Mac groans)
00:53:04 (dialing)
00:53:08 (ringing)
00:53:13 Come on, motherfucker.
00:53:15 Answer the phone.
00:53:19 (ringing)
00:53:20 (rock music playing)
00:53:25 (grunts)
00:53:50 Duffy:
00:53:52 - I think I'm gonna take a nap.
00:53:54 That's cool, man.
00:53:56 Gotta make sure you
00:53:58 I know, a little beauty sleep.
00:54:02 That's good, man.
00:54:14 (dialing)
00:54:19 (phone ringing)
00:54:29 Duffy's voice:
00:54:32 Hey, honey, it's me.
00:54:35 I wanted to let you know
00:54:37 And I miss you and I love you.
00:54:39 I can't wait to see you. Bye, baby.
00:54:41 (smooches)
00:54:43 Not answering?
00:54:45 He's probably still on the plane.
00:54:46 He should be her by now.
00:54:48 - (sighs)
00:54:50 - No.
00:54:52 Michela, you bitch, shut up.
00:54:53 (chuckles)
00:54:57 - (hip-hop music playing)
00:55:17 (rock music playing)
00:55:23 I can't fly that slow!
00:55:25 # Come on, let go, so I have to show you
00:55:29 # Everybody's knowing
00:55:32 # It's so bad #
00:55:34 # I used to be #
00:55:37 # The one who #
00:55:39 # Had to #
00:55:41 # Criticize me #
00:55:43 # And it holds you... #
00:55:45 - (hip-hop music playing)
00:55:51 - (moaning)
00:55:52 I'm bigger than a tree.
00:55:54 I'm bigger than Tommy Lee.
00:55:56 I'm hung like a motherfucking
00:55:58 Shh. Jesse.
00:56:01 (laughs)
00:56:04 Jesse?
00:56:07 - Oh, shit!
00:56:09 Shit! Oh, no! No!
00:56:13 No!
00:56:15 (rock music playing)
00:56:21 Dude, where's...
00:56:23 It's probably in the back, man.
00:56:25 Shit, dude.
00:56:28 Dude, check in the back.
00:56:31 # I stared the Devil in the face
00:56:35 Bro, I didn't call Adriana!
00:56:37 - (huffs)
00:56:39 Hey, it's not a big deal.
00:56:41 and marry her. You have the rest
00:56:44 Okay. I need your cell phone.
00:56:47 Dude, she can wait.
00:56:50 She probably
00:56:51 Mac:
00:56:53 - Just give me your cell phone.
00:56:55 I'm over on weekend minutes. My mom's
00:56:58 Adriana's gonna kill me
00:57:00 - Just let me use your cell phone.
00:57:04 Just try and make it quick.
00:57:07 Duffy:
00:57:10 # Here we go again... #
00:57:17 There's... there's no bars.
00:57:20 - There's no bars, dude!
00:57:23 I'm not... shake... what?
00:57:24 Shake the phone,
00:57:26 The antenna's a little weary.
00:57:28 - (grunting)
00:57:31 No bars, dude.
00:57:33 - Hold on.
00:57:36 just try to like...
00:57:38 - Drive!
00:57:39 Duffy:
00:57:42 (crickets chirping)
00:57:42 (crickets chirping)
00:57:45 (whirring)
00:57:54 (dialing)
00:57:58 (sighs)
00:58:04 Come on.
00:58:09 Michela:
00:58:10 Shit, Micky.
00:58:13 Sorry.
00:58:14 Maybe he's still on the plane.
00:58:16 (sighs)
00:58:17 He'll make it. His phone battery
00:58:21 Oh, God.
00:58:23 The phone is ringing,
00:58:25 he's just not answering.
00:58:28 I'm sorry.
00:58:30 Oh, shit, Micky.
00:58:32 He'll make it.
00:58:43 (bells tolling)
00:58:50 Adriana:
00:58:53 Shit.
00:58:55 (crying)
00:58:57 I'm sorry.
00:59:00 What am I going to do?
00:59:01 Marry Stefano.
00:59:04 - Are you kidding me?
00:59:06 Papa wants you to.
00:59:08 You love him.
00:59:10 Adriana, Stefano
00:59:14 This is insane.
00:59:17 Do it! Everyone is coming.
00:59:18 Duffy... he didn't show up.
00:59:20 He blew you off.
00:59:22 If you show up with Stefano,
00:59:25 You know they will.
00:59:27 What about his family
00:59:30 - His parents...
00:59:32 - How many?
00:59:35 Oh, okay. And how many
00:59:38 376.
00:59:40 - Do it.
00:59:43 Do it!
00:59:47 (screams)
00:59:48 - I'm just calling it off.
00:59:50 - No.
00:59:52 You cannot call it off.
00:59:55 (rock music playing)
00:59:57 # Tonight #
01:00:02 # Something that says #
01:00:04 # You'll give it away #
01:00:09 # You don't need any reasons... #
01:00:20 Dude, it was right there, man.
01:00:22 (laughing)
01:00:23 - (laughs)
01:00:25 So stoked.
01:00:27 Dude, that beast is nice.
01:00:30 Duffy:
01:00:33 Hey, do you have any mouthwash?
01:00:34 Uh, no. Why?
01:00:37 My mouth tastes like
01:00:39 It's probably 'cause you had that Chinese
01:00:41 - That's a good point.
01:00:44 Don't hold us up.
01:00:46 You were always
01:00:49 Dude, you been working out?
01:00:52 Thanks, bro.
01:00:54 - (buckle jangling)
01:00:55 I don't know.
01:00:57 - What?!
01:01:00 - I turned the radio up.
01:01:03 I mean, I'm driving.
01:01:05 - Exactly.
01:01:07 Dude, those bridesmaids
01:01:09 I heard Italian chicks
01:01:11 Well, they're all rich.
01:01:15 They're good cooks
01:01:17 and they have fat asses.
01:01:18 I should be the one getting
01:01:20 I look better than you in that.
01:01:22 Do ya? Yeah, straighten
01:01:25 - Okay.
01:01:27 - Fix my eyebrows up.
01:01:28 Yeah. Yeah, that looks good.
01:01:31 (choir vocalizing)
01:01:33 (Adriana sniffling)
01:01:39 (grunts)
01:01:44 (crying)
01:01:48 (rock music playing)
01:01:51 # I've been coming after you #
01:01:56 # You got me coming out #
01:01:58 # You got me coming
01:02:01 # Uh-oh, uh-oh... #
01:02:09 Shit. Come on.
01:02:12 Adriana!
01:02:18 - God damn it.
01:02:22 - Adriana.
01:02:24 I don't understand it.
01:02:26 - What are you going to do?
01:02:28 - Tell him. Tell him.
01:02:30 Papa, everything's going to be okay.
01:02:33 There's just something
01:02:36 - He dumped you.
01:02:39 No, Papa. He's on his way, okay?
01:02:43 Marry Stefano, my love.
01:02:45 - Adriana: No, Papa!
01:02:47 You know you like him.
01:02:49 - Go ahead and marry him.
01:02:53 He's here.
01:02:54 Papa, Jesus.
01:02:56 - Adriana.
01:02:58 Look, I'm here for you.
01:03:00 Mm, thank you,
01:03:03 Duffy's coming, okay?
01:03:05 Well, I'll wait until
01:03:07 I'm dressed and ready
01:03:09 so if you decide
01:03:11 I'd be honored to do so.
01:03:14 (gasps)
01:03:16 Thanks, um,
01:03:18 I really appreciate it,
01:03:21 because Duffy's on his way.
01:03:23 - Well, I'm here for you.
01:03:27 Adriana, you should
01:03:30 He's a good man.
01:03:33 Duffy, he doesn't show up
01:03:35 He's not here
01:03:37 No, Papa.
01:03:39 He's coming.
01:03:40 - I hope so.
01:03:42 I hope so,
01:03:44 and we're ready.
01:03:47 L... I think he'll be good
01:03:49 good for the company,
01:03:51 and I approve of him.
01:03:54 - I approve of him.
01:03:56 I know.
01:03:58 I know, Papa.
01:03:59 (sighs)
01:04:22 (grunting)
01:04:26 - I hate you, Duffy!
01:04:29 - (chattering)
01:04:36 I can't believe it.
01:04:38 Shh. You look great, man.
01:04:43 I'm so proud of you, man.
01:04:46 but you're doing
01:04:48 - Think she'll forgive me?
01:04:50 - She loves me.
01:04:52 Go make a wife out of her, man.
01:04:53 (laughs)
01:05:23 (silent)
01:07:09 (murmuring)
01:07:12 Great job there, son.
01:07:14 for inviting us to your wedding.
01:07:16 You are welcome.
01:07:18 Duffy, you really screwed
01:07:21 Okay, Mom, it was not my fault.
01:07:23 - Well...
01:07:26 We're gonna go
01:07:27 and we're gonna find ourselves
01:07:30 and then we're going
01:07:31 - where we can get stinking drunk.
01:07:33 And then we're going to go back
01:07:36 Tomorrow morning,
01:07:38 but we're going to go
01:07:40 and then we're going
01:07:41 - Maybe.
01:07:44 So, if you'd like to come
01:07:46 and tell us what this was all about,
01:07:48 that'd be great
01:07:50 we are just flat batshit confused.
01:07:52 Oh, you just really
01:07:54 You really screwed the pooch
01:07:57 - I am really pissed at you, Duffy...
01:08:00 (mother stammering)
01:08:02 I'll... I'll email you.
01:08:06 Michela, what happened?
01:08:08 Duffy, you screwed up my life.
01:08:12 Hi, Duffy.
01:08:13 Hi, Beverly.
01:08:21 (rock music playing)
01:08:21 (rock music playing)
01:08:30 Kelly:
01:08:32 Thanks so much for this vacation.
01:08:34 It's amazing.
01:08:36 You are so welcome.
01:08:40 Hey, um...
01:08:43 I'm sorry about your wedding.
01:08:46 But it all turned out
01:08:49 (sighs)
01:08:51 Definitely did.
01:08:52 Let's just, uh...
01:08:56 I mean...
01:08:59 I'm better than that stupid
01:09:02 So much better.
01:09:09 We've always had fun,
01:09:11 More fun than I can handle.
01:09:15 And our sex is amazing.
01:09:17 Actually, yeah, it's...
01:09:18 it's the best I've ever had.
01:09:21 - (laughs)
01:09:24 Are you hungry?
01:09:26 Um... yeah.
01:09:28 - Okay.
01:09:30 Good.
01:09:32 (rock music playing)
01:09:42 # I've got a Cisco feeling #
01:09:45 # I've got a summer feeling... #
01:09:48 Hey Duffy, didn't you say you used
01:09:51 Yeah, it was our favorite place.
01:09:53 - How was that?
01:09:54 - You want some?
01:09:56 - No? Baby.
01:09:58 Hey.
01:10:01 (gasps)
01:10:05 - What happened?
01:10:10 Duffy, come on, let's go.
01:10:12 Hey, princess,
01:10:14 can you go tickle your toes
01:10:16 Shut your face, Stefano.
01:10:18 No one... no one wants you here
01:10:20 - Adriana: Okay...
01:10:22 he locked me up in the frat house.
01:10:24 - to get to the wedding.
01:10:26 Okay? It's too late.
01:10:29 - He locked me up.
01:10:31 He locked you up?
01:10:34 Okay? He locked you
01:10:38 the sex dungeon
01:10:41 No, it wasn't...
01:10:43 - Okay, explain. Do. Please.
01:10:47 - sex dungeon, but it...
01:10:51 A lot of people like this guy.
01:10:54 And who else, hmm?
01:10:57 Like maybe who
01:11:00 Huh? You're so predictable, Duffy.
01:11:04 Give me a break.
01:11:06 Oh, excuse me for a second.
01:11:08 Hey, Adriana.
01:11:11 - Yeah.
01:11:12 for you two to go home.
01:11:14 Why do you keep
01:11:15 Stefano: Why? 'Cause you came out
01:11:18 - That's 'cause you have a crush on me.
01:11:20 - go to the beach and braid your hair?
01:11:23 You're lucky I'm...
01:11:25 'Cause if you weren't, I would come over
01:11:28 - Father: Boys! Boys!
01:11:29 Adriana:
01:11:32 This guy?
01:11:34 Adriana, I love you.
01:11:36 Duff, come on. Stop.
01:11:41 Duffy, you're an asshole.
01:11:43 (chuckling)
01:11:46 It's always been you, Adriana.
01:11:48 I love you.
01:11:56 - I love you.
01:11:58 Screw you.
01:12:02 You're a dick.
01:12:04 What are you looking at?
01:12:08 Just go run after Kelly, okay?
01:12:13 Just go, all right?
01:12:16 I'm... not in love
01:12:20 Wow.
01:12:22 (soft rock music playing)
01:12:27 Fuck!
01:12:32 Hey.
01:12:45 # As the moments passed us by #
01:12:49 # Somewhere along the way #
01:12:52 # We lost sight #
01:12:54 # Of the important things in life #
01:12:59 # Like time #
01:13:01 # And "I love yous" #
01:13:05 # Seem to settle #
01:13:06 # Around goodbyes #
01:13:09 # So what were you
01:13:14 # When you grew up? #
01:13:16 # As your life in scenes,
01:13:19 # Right before your eyes #
01:13:22 # 'Cause there are #
01:13:27 # No heroes #
01:13:32 # And this is your life #
01:13:35 # This is what's wrong #
01:13:38 # You're the big fish #
01:13:41 # In the small pond #
01:13:44 # And this is your world #
01:13:47 # It's where you belong #
01:13:51 # Inside, you are hollow #
01:13:54 # The damage is done #
01:13:57 # And this is your world #
01:14:05 # Before we fade away #
01:14:10 # Before we fade away... #
01:14:16 - (chatting)
01:14:19 - Stefano: It is.
01:14:21 - Yeah?
01:14:25 What?
01:14:27 I'll be fine, okay?
01:14:28 I just want to,
01:14:30 and help him get
01:14:32 and just tell him
01:14:34 - I mean, look at him.
01:14:36 He's just sitting there all by himself.
01:14:41 Why don't you go over there and tell
01:14:44 - Okay.
01:14:46 Hey, Adriana,
01:14:47 do you know how long
01:14:51 I'm just gonna go talk to him
01:14:54 so give me
01:14:56 Father:
01:14:58 it's over for good.
01:15:00 - Okay.
01:15:03 (soft rock music playing)
01:15:06 # The damage is done #
01:15:08 # And this is your world #
01:15:16 # Before we fade away... #
01:15:20 - Hey.
01:15:24 Would you please
01:15:28 You screwed me over real bad,
01:15:30 I didn't want to.
01:15:32 - (gasps)
01:15:37 But there were all these
01:15:38 There was like rooms
01:15:41 and there was the plane
01:15:43 - Jesse Jane...
01:15:44 I don't want to hear
01:15:46 No. It doesn't matter anymore.
01:15:48 It's over.
01:15:50 Over?
01:15:53 But I love you.
01:15:55 (groans)
01:15:59 Where did she go, anyway?
01:16:01 I don't care, all right?
01:16:06 Don't you think it's fate
01:16:08 at the same time?
01:16:10 Come on! I'm here
01:16:13 Remember? That's why
01:16:16 Remember? You were
01:16:18 Are you kidding me?
01:16:20 - (gasps)
01:16:24 Go our separate ways.
01:16:26 That's retarded.
01:16:29 Come on, seriously?
01:16:33 - Fine.
01:16:35 - What?
01:16:36 You know what?
01:16:38 - your... your stupid husband.
01:16:42 No, I'm not waiting anymore.
01:16:45 You go back to your family
01:16:49 - your... your family.
01:16:51 Duffy, wait!
01:16:56 Damn it, Duffy!
01:16:58 # I know I've been
01:17:05 # But I know
01:17:12 # And all these things
01:17:19 # I know they'll be
01:17:26 # And now the pavement's
01:17:32 # And I #
01:17:33 # I see these changes #
01:17:35 # But then I soon forget #
01:17:39 # Boy #
01:17:41 # I'm missing you. #
01:17:45 Stefano:
01:17:46 - Michela: Yeah!
01:17:48 from down under?
01:17:50 - Michela: Take it! Take it!
01:17:52 - Sweat on me!
01:18:02 - Stefano: I'm taking it.
01:18:04 - Who's the dirty sister, huh?
01:18:06 - Who's that dirty sister?
01:18:08 (Stefano and Michela yelling)
01:18:16 - Take it! Take that.
01:18:18 - Who's the dirty sister?
01:18:20 - Oh my fucking God!
01:18:22 - Adriana, you said two hours!
01:18:24 - It's been 10 fucking minutes.
01:18:27 - No no no no no...
01:18:29 - Dirty fucking whore!
01:18:31 - Are you fucking kidding me?!
01:18:33 Stefano! What the fuck
01:18:36 - What... oh, my God...
01:18:38 - Whoa. Chill. Chill. Chill...
01:18:40 Don't you fucking touch me!
01:18:43 You stupid... are you
01:18:46 - Really? Really?
01:18:48 How could you do this to me?!
01:18:51 Do it!
01:18:53 - Stefano: Whoa whoa whoa whoa!
01:18:55 Oh my God!
01:18:57 Oh, God. What am I gonna do now?
01:19:00 Michela:
01:19:02 - What the fuck?
01:19:04 What the... don't you
01:19:05 Get the fuck away from me,
01:19:08 Okay.
01:19:10 You fucking fucking bitch.
01:19:13 - I'm sorry?
01:19:15 Don't! I don't want
01:19:17 - I didn't... l... I love you!
01:19:20 (rock music playing)
01:19:39 # I've gone and wasted #
01:19:43 # All those precious years #
01:19:49 # I lacked the courage #
01:19:53 # And ran away #
01:19:56 # With all my fears #
01:19:58 # I went and waited #
01:20:02 # My heart was
01:20:08 # I wasn't half the man #
01:20:10 # To show you love #
01:20:13 # But that's all different now #
01:20:19 # I've been waiting #
01:20:22 # For this moment all my life #
01:20:26 # And now's the chance
01:20:31 # Look in my eyes #
01:20:33 # Surprise me. #
01:20:38 Duffy, you fuck.
01:20:39 I know.
01:20:41 You shouldn't have gone
01:20:43 No shit.
01:20:45 You love me?
01:20:47 - Of course I do.
01:20:49 - You want to marry me?
01:20:53 but you're still married.
01:20:55 Oh, yeah?
01:21:00 # I've been waiting #
01:21:03 # For this moment all my life #
01:21:07 # And now's the chance
01:21:12 # Look in my eyes #
01:21:14 # Surprise me #
01:21:17 # Surprise surprise #
01:21:21 # And what I discovered #
01:21:25 # When I looked
01:21:30 # With the touch of your hand #
01:21:33 # I'm home. #
01:22:21 ripped by looxlike