Frat Party
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(rock music playing) |
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# I fell off the wrong side # |
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# Of my bed today # |
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# I was distraught # |
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# Over welcoming |
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# It seems like curtains to me # |
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# And everything |
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# And it seems I've got to realize # |
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# I'll be the yellow light # |
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# To your gas pedal # |
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# Baby, give me a minute # |
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# My stomach's gotta settle # |
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# I'm elusive in my own partaking # |
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# Maybe I'd better realize # |
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# Better realize # |
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# That you can't make me # |
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# I can only make |
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Hey, my name's Duffy. |
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I'm pretty famous |
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an all-around good guy, |
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friendly, decent looking, |
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Kinda got it made. |
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Hey, Duffy. |
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- Love you long time, Lexi. |
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Hey, Andrea. |
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crazy. |
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That's what I want |
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I have had a great |
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I'm getting a business degree |
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and I belong to the best |
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Gamma House. |
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See, I focus on one thing... |
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okay, let's make that two things... |
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during my college career: |
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and getting an MRS degree. |
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Okay, you... you may laugh, |
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but you know, |
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we try to hook up with as many |
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And then the last year, |
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And let me tell you something, |
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I found the perfect girl. |
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Hey, Duff. |
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- You may think that's her. |
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But that's my ex. |
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You certainly know why, Kell. |
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I mean, no one loved you more. |
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That's true. |
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No one's crazier in bed. |
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That's definitely true. |
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And no one's hotter. |
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No one. |
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So then why, Duffy? |
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Oh yeah, let me guess. |
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Adriana? |
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Tell that stupid |
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That's not cool, Kell. |
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Bye-bye, Duffy. |
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See, that girl is amazing, |
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but she's not the one. |
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Okay, so I burned some bridges |
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of messing around. |
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You see, I screwed around... |
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a lot... |
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Sandy Waves |
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She's beautiful in every way. |
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It was like clockwork. |
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I'd go to the gym, |
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5:00 every day. |
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I think she's married |
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but she was really |
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Ivana Humpalofsky... whoo. |
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This girl was just |
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one of a kind. |
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- (rock music playing) |
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my ears would ring |
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The loudest orgasm |
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Yeah! Oh! |
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(moaning, screaming) |
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Two naked twins are actually |
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making out in my... |
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Chloe and Katie... |
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AKA every man's fantasy. |
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- Oh! |
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and talk to my buddies online. |
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They would be there |
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Sometimes I'd watch. |
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- Sometimes I'd make videos. |
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(women cooing) |
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Professor Beaubier... |
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what a great teacher. |
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I mean, they say teachers don't |
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That's a lie. |
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You know, I really appreciate you |
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It's Beaubier, "Duffay." |
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- It's actually Duffy. |
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You know, this class |
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Oh, really? |
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- It's really hard. |
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- It's getting harder. |
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from that... that hardness? |
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- Duffy: Yeah, I don't like hard things. |
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Holy God. |
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Oh! |
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Duffy's voice: |
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No more one-night stands, |
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no more threesomes. |
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You see, I am in love |
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and I'm getting married. |
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Her name is Adriana. |
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Adriana is, well... |
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really really perfect. |
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She is the most amazing girl |
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and I want to spend |
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Okay, I admit it. |
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but I mean it. |
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See, this is |
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and after finals are over, |
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I'm going to get married. |
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I know it's a bit of a rush, |
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My fiancée is a debutante |
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they are super-social, |
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super-rich Italians |
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from the old country... |
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very old school. |
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You see, her father runs |
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And he wants her to get married |
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with the right reception |
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The problem is the only time |
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is the week of graduation. |
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I have no say. |
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Babe, you know that Friday |
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is the last party |
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of my Gamma career |
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Okay, it's just a stupid party. |
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No no, it's... it's like |
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the most amazing party |
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Mm, the most amazing party. |
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Well, how can you go |
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when you have |
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to marry the next day? |
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Well, just... just tell your Dad |
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- I mean, seriously. |
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- (gasps) |
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Fine. |
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- Wait... |
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- What are you thinking? |
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the wedding |
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Yes. |
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And the party is Friday. |
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Genius, you're a genius. |
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- Am I? |
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I mean, am I? |
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Friday party, |
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Saturday wedding. |
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Wow. Okay. Just go. |
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Just go to your stupid party. |
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Really? |
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You'd consider that? |
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Going... going to the party? |
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Yeah. |
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Babe, fuckin' yeah. |
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- (laughs) |
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- Wow. |
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I picked a winner |
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- Hey, please. |
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Papa... it's not... |
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it's just a family dinner. |
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- And I should party... |
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- Yeah. |
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- Can I please go? |
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- I'll make the wedding. Please? |
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Please? |
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Isn't she so cute? I mean, |
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- Man: What's up, bitch! |
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- and best friend in the world. Mac! |
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- Hey. |
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which means |
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for the biggest party |
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(laughs) |
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Ah, it's... it's gonna be cool, Mac. |
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I can't believe |
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- I'm completely cool. |
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- How? |
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- on Saturday. |
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So, the biggest party |
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which means |
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No way. |
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- What do you mean "No way"? |
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my last night of freedom |
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on the finest campus |
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at the finest party |
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with the finest friends |
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- Gamma. |
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- (both grunt) |
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No way I'm missing that. |
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B... but... l... l... |
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You've got to be kidding me, right? |
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- No, I mean... |
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is going to hang you up |
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- Well, she's not going to be happy. |
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But she's... she's cool with it. |
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Dude... |
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Check this out. |
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Check this out. |
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(muttering) |
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It's like school's over |
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and you hated going, |
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you wish you could |
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We had some good times though. |
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- I'm going to miss it. |
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Oh, speak of the devil, bro. |
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Here comes Adriana |
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Why are all her friends |
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What's up, baby girl? |
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Hey, Adriana. |
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Hey, baby. |
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Sure enough. |
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- Take that. |
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Hey, I was just about to get down |
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Fuck you, Duffy! |
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So, what are you gonna do? |
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- About what? |
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Babe, come on. |
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of my college career. |
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It's going to be amazing. I'm going |
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All my buddies |
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Yeah, it's all your nasty, |
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porn-addicted, gross, |
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Gamma House? |
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Come on. You could've |
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That place is disgusting. |
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I'm offended. |
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It's... it's actually |
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- Mm. Mm-hmm. |
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Oh, cool. |
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- Yeah, so? |
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(clears throat) |
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Come on, Duffy. |
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Come home with me, all right? |
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Our wedding is in two days. |
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- Two days. |
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I will see you |
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- (groans) |
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- before the wedding, anyways. |
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What? You're going to take |
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It's an easy flight. I'll be there |
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Yeah... hung-over. |
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Is Kelly going? |
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- What? |
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Kelly, you know? |
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- whore Kelly... slut Kelly... |
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- Remember? Kelly? |
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I don't know... I don't know |
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- I don't know who's going to be there. |
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- It's a big party. |
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if you so much as touch her arm, |
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you're dead meat. |
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You have nothing |
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It's not you I'm worried about. |
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It's your friends |
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Babe, it's just... your father |
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and they're all in these |
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- (laughs) |
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I'm going to be on American soil |
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Duffy, come on. You know |
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And Bulgaria? |
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Whoa... Bulgaria? |
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- Yeah. |
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Bulgaria... like prostitution's |
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- to make money in Bulgaria. |
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That place is scary, babe. |
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That... that just proves my point. |
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I need to party one last time |
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- Oh yes. |
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- (laughs) |
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in this great country |
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because I pledge |
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- (laughs) |
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You are fucking nuts. |
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And that might be |
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Have I ever told you |
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- when I was like 10 years old? |
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You were the same size, |
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- but I was 10 and I remember you. |
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- You're a dork. |
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I swear to God, |
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Do you understand? |
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you call me when you get to LAX |
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when you land |
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Do not forget. |
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- So, what... what am I doing again? |
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Oh, call you. |
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I'll call you |
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and I will see you first thing |
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in Napa for our wedding. |
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Papa's gonna kill you. |
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Mm. |
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Babe, we... we talked about it |
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and he didn't even care. |
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about his friends and the family, |
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And I promise you, |
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I will just lick his asshole clean... |
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Eww. And you'd better, okay? |
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You need to make him love you. |
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I will. |
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Well, I'll see you in Napa. |
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(rock music playing) |
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(rock music playing) |
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# Her name was December # |
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# She asked me if I would... # |
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So, what'd she say, bro? |
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She's gonna let me do it! |
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Oh my God! |
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- Of course. |
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Dude Mac, we talked |
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She's cool with it. |
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What about the rehearsal dinner? |
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Technically, it's a family dinner |
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so it's not that big of a deal. |
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Semantics, dude, semantics. |
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Home sweet home. |
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# Baby, are you such a cutie? # |
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# She asked me |
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- # Now could you talk to me? # |
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Duffy: |
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- Close enough. |
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# Said now, baby # |
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# Are you such a cutie? # |
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# She asked me |
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# Now could you talk to me? # |
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# I said I've fallen... # |
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Yeah, I'm gonna need |
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I'm looking for handcuffs, |
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lube, olive juice... |
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this might sound weird, |
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We need magic at this party. |
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Um, let me know ASAP. |
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Okay. TTYL. |
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Chadster! |
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- Chad: What is up? |
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- Supplies, my brother. |
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- Duffy-Duff-Duff. |
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Guys, this party's gonna |
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Dude, sounds like it. |
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Yeah, of course. |
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- I don't stop. |
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- Oh, yes. |
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- Gamma Spa! |
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Guys, I no longer deal |
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Duffy: That is the most |
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I think she's Chinese anyway, bro. |
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Look, forget him. |
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- She's got two hands. |
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"No full service." |
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Yeah, that's for people |
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Come on. |
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- Hey, sweetie. |
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Mac: |
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Hey! Let me see them cheeks! |
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(Asian flute music playing) |
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- Here, Macky. |
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Hey, massage only, buddy. |
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Dude, come on. |
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Puss? Bro, l... I'm engaged. |
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Yeah, you're getting married. |
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Make this your last one. |
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And no bachelor party shit. |
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Are you fucking kidding me? |
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It's my job to throw you |
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Dude-dude-dude... |
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all combined into one. |
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Being here is my bachelor party. |
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No. You being here |
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The bachelor party's after this. |
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Duffy: |
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Massage only. |
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Mac: |
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He might change his mind and get the... |
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With me. |
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My God, Adriana. |
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What? What? |
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I mean, come on now. |
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Would you stop it? |
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- No, he's a piece of shit. |
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Oh my God. Okay? |
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- You need to stop. |
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- Right? |
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- Yeah. |
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- Yeah. |
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come with her today? I mean... |
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It's his last night. |
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- Okay. |
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- Oh, God. |
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- Yeah and our dresses... |
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- Our dresses are so pretty... |
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The party is gonna rock |
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He told me he was |
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Oh, he's gonna |
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I'm fine. I told him he could go. |
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- I trust him. I love him. Enough. |
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- (phone ringing) |
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It's my sister. |
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- I'll see you guys later. |
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- Bye. |
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- Adriana: Hi. |
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- No. |
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(groans) |
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I'll see you later. Bye. |
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(Mac sighs) |
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coming to our final frat party. |
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It'd suck without you, bro. |
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Oh yeah, it feels good. |
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I've ever made, |
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Adriana's Dad is pissing me off. |
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I mean, this is like |
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Mac: |
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showing him that you |
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That's awesome. |
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It's kind of crazy, you know? |
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I'm going to miss you guys. |
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Mac: I know, bro. |
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It is weird to think |
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Real life's gonna suck. |
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(men sighing) |
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So... |
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dude... |
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you gonna roll over and join me |
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(laughs) |
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Yeah, dude, |
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real men |
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Oh, okay. All right, |
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with your own insecurities |
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'Cause I'm getting |
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Okay. |
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(grunts) |
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Hey, baby. How about a happy ending |
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You get no happy ending |
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because what you did last time, |
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Come on, baby, |
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look, I was... I was |
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- No... |
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I'll wait, okay? |
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- I'll wait this time, I promise. |
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But you be careful this time, okay? |
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I will, I promise. |
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Okay. |
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(Mac moaning) |
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Mac: |
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You know, if you... |
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it would really help me |
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Yeah, just... |
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it's cool, right? |
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(moans) |
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(grunts) |
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Now, that is nice. |
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(Mac moaning, laughing) |
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Mac: |
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Oh, God, you look so fine. |
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Your body's so amazing. |
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And this... this wrist thing |
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Oh, man. |
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It's like self-warming. |
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Oh! Oh, God! |
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Oh... oh, yeah! |
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- Yes! Yes! |
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- Yes! |
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(Mac moaning, yelling) |
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Oh, I just went. |
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I'm sorry. My bad. |
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It's no big, deal, right... |
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- Son of a bitch! |
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Oh shit, you fucking... |
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- (woman laughs) |
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You just threw my shit back on me. |
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Masseuse: |
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You promised |
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Where's my nappy now? |
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Okay! Okay, listen, |
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- Oh! Son of a bitch! |
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You can dish it, |
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- but you cannot take the Macky. |
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Yes! It's all over my fucking face! |
00:22:41 |
Are you happy? |
00:22:45 |
Duffy: |
00:22:47 |
- You have great hands. |
00:22:49 |
Please? |
00:22:51 |
- (water running) |
00:22:53 |
- I loved her hands. |
00:22:55 |
Yeah? Fuck an amazing massage. |
00:22:58 |
My shit traumatized me. |
00:23:00 |
flinging come on me |
00:23:02 |
It sucks! |
00:23:04 |
I'm never going back to that place. |
00:23:06 |
Two-for-one coupon, my ass! |
00:23:07 |
You know that girl |
00:23:11 |
(rock music playing) |
00:23:26 |
You know I hate you, right? |
00:23:29 |
You know I love you, right? |
00:23:30 |
Mm-hmm. |
00:23:33 |
Don't fuck this up, okay? |
00:23:34 |
- I won't. |
00:23:41 |
See you tomorrow. |
00:23:43 |
Yeah? You're a jerk. |
00:23:46 |
And you'd better fucking call me. |
00:23:49 |
(Adriana giggles) |
00:23:52 |
You better drive safe |
00:23:53 |
- or I'll cut your head off. |
00:24:01 |
(rock music playing) |
00:24:08 |
(neighs) |
00:24:16 |
(sighs) |
00:24:26 |
Adriana! Adriana! |
00:24:29 |
This boy Duffy, |
00:24:31 |
The wedding is tomorrow. |
00:24:33 |
Adriana! Adriana! |
00:24:36 |
Papa! I told you |
00:24:39 |
# I wanna take you with me... # |
00:24:41 |
(grunts) |
00:24:46 |
# Far away # |
00:24:49 |
# Makes me feel |
00:24:52 |
Man: |
00:24:53 |
Time out. Come on, |
00:24:57 |
- Shh! Shh shh! Shh... |
00:24:58 |
- Shh. |
00:25:00 |
- It's okay. |
00:25:02 |
- We all can't... stop. |
00:25:04 |
- Seriously. Shh. |
00:25:06 |
- Just let... |
00:25:15 |
Hey hey, Adriana. |
00:25:16 |
Hey, Stefano. |
00:25:19 |
- You're looking good. |
00:25:21 |
Adriana, I invited Stefano here |
00:25:23 |
He misses you. |
00:25:26 |
I haven't dated Stefano |
00:25:28 |
and last I checked, |
00:25:31 |
Yeah, we're not dating anymore. |
00:25:33 |
Yeah, l... I actually |
00:25:35 |
when we were in the bedroom. |
00:25:37 |
Um, it's kind of weird. She has some |
00:25:40 |
but it's okay. |
00:25:50 |
Please please, |
00:25:53 |
Come have some wine. |
00:25:55 |
Thanks, Papa. |
00:25:57 |
Come come, sit sit, drink. |
00:26:00 |
This Duffy, |
00:26:03 |
he's not making a family dinner |
00:26:07 |
It's more than a party, okay? |
00:26:10 |
and he just wants |
00:26:12 |
It's ridiculous. |
00:26:14 |
- I think you should consider Stefano. |
00:26:17 |
I knew it. |
00:26:18 |
- Michela! |
00:26:21 |
Adriana, baby, |
00:26:23 |
look, come here, come here. |
00:26:25 |
- Look... |
00:26:27 |
It's always been you. |
00:26:29 |
You've got to be kidding me. |
00:26:32 |
I know, but I've always loved you. |
00:26:34 |
That's disgusting, okay? |
00:26:36 |
Michela, say something! |
00:26:38 |
What do you want me to say? |
00:26:40 |
Okay, you know what? |
00:26:43 |
It's not the Old Country |
00:26:45 |
Okay? I'm marrying Duffy. |
00:26:48 |
Adriana, wait up. |
00:26:51 |
Stefano, let her go. |
00:27:03 |
You better get |
00:27:06 |
- I won't let you down. |
00:27:08 |
Now, go say goodbye |
00:27:11 |
Come on. Go. |
00:27:21 |
(distant rock music playing) |
00:27:33 |
Jesus, Stefano! |
00:27:35 |
Adriana, I just want to tell you |
00:27:37 |
- I've always loved you. |
00:27:39 |
- I've always loved you. |
00:27:44 |
Get out. |
00:27:45 |
I'm leaving. I'm leaving. |
00:27:48 |
(giggles) |
00:27:50 |
What do you see in him? |
00:27:52 |
What? Marry him. |
00:27:55 |
Fuck, Michela! |
00:27:59 |
(groans) |
00:28:02 |
- (shouting, cheering) |
00:28:02 |
- (shouting, cheering) |
00:28:08 |
Last party of the year, bro. |
00:28:10 |
- Yeah, bro. I hope you get laid. |
00:28:15 |
- Aw! |
00:28:18 |
# Ooh ooh ooh # |
00:28:23 |
# Baby # |
00:28:26 |
# I ache # |
00:28:29 |
# Your soul is |
00:28:31 |
# I'm bleedin' out my eyes # |
00:28:34 |
- # Let's say # |
00:28:37 |
- # One day # |
00:28:39 |
# They hit us with rocks, |
00:28:41 |
# And show them |
00:28:44 |
(vocalizing) |
00:28:51 |
You are getting |
00:28:53 |
- Exactly. |
00:28:54 |
Hey... Mandy? |
00:28:56 |
- That's Megan. |
00:28:58 |
# 'Cause when you're with me # |
00:28:59 |
# I get this feeling inside # |
00:29:01 |
# Catch me scream |
00:29:02 |
# "I'm alive! |
00:29:04 |
# You got me all shook up |
00:29:09 |
- # He's my # |
00:29:11 |
- # Sunshine # |
00:29:14 |
# Baby paints |
00:29:16 |
# You ever did see... # |
00:29:18 |
(screams) |
00:29:21 |
(vocalizing) |
00:29:28 |
# I get around, I get around, |
00:29:30 |
# Get around # |
00:29:33 |
# One day, if I get my way # |
00:29:35 |
# I'm a fixin' so our names # |
00:29:36 |
- # Are gonna be the same # |
00:29:38 |
# Have a walk in the sun, |
00:29:40 |
# We gonna tear it up # |
00:29:42 |
# Tear it up, |
00:29:44 |
# Tear it up, tear it up # |
00:29:47 |
# Tear it up, |
00:29:50 |
# Tear it up, |
00:29:55 |
Yeah! |
00:29:58 |
- Oh! |
00:29:59 |
Looks good, but you know what? |
00:30:02 |
- Yeah. |
00:30:04 |
Dude dude... |
00:30:06 |
Chad: |
00:30:08 |
Hey, Vincent! |
00:30:11 |
Where are the girls at? |
00:30:12 |
(guys cheering) |
00:30:14 |
Good eyes, bro. |
00:30:16 |
- That's what I'm talking about. |
00:30:18 |
- It's normal. |
00:30:22 |
(all cheering) |
00:30:24 |
Whoo! |
00:30:26 |
All: |
00:30:31 |
- Normal! |
00:30:33 |
You know what? |
00:30:36 |
but follow me, |
00:30:38 |
- Uh-huh? |
00:30:40 |
- Theme rooms! |
00:30:42 |
Mac: |
00:30:47 |
(man vocalizing) |
00:30:49 |
(hip-hop music playing) |
00:30:52 |
Gentlemen, I simply call this room... |
00:30:56 |
"The Club." |
00:30:57 |
- Nice. |
00:30:59 |
Chad, it is looking |
00:31:01 |
much much better. |
00:31:03 |
Please save your compliments |
00:31:06 |
until the end of the tour. |
00:31:09 |
- Move, come on. |
00:31:11 |
# You know it's like fire # |
00:31:13 |
# I ain't tired, |
00:31:16 |
# It's my desire... # |
00:31:20 |
Thanks. |
00:31:22 |
(sighs) |
00:31:24 |
- You worried? |
00:31:26 |
(sighs) |
00:31:27 |
(pop music playing) |
00:31:29 |
Duffy: |
00:31:31 |
Show me some more of that. |
00:31:34 |
Gentlemen, welcome |
00:31:38 |
of "pussay." |
00:31:40 |
# You stop for me, |
00:31:42 |
Awesome. |
00:31:45 |
I'm speechless. |
00:31:48 |
Yeah, sometimes |
00:31:54 |
- Hey, Kell. You in line? |
00:31:56 |
Why not? |
00:31:58 |
To get photographed by Pablo? |
00:32:00 |
Kelly: |
00:32:03 |
by you, bachelor boy. |
00:32:04 |
- Surprise! |
00:32:06 |
It's your party. |
00:32:09 |
- Kelly: Whoo! |
00:32:12 |
- Yeah, it's my turn. |
00:32:14 |
- Oh, stop... |
00:32:16 |
You're gonna shoot me. |
00:32:20 |
You're not gonna touch, |
00:32:25 |
- Chad: Oh my God. You've gotta... |
00:32:26 |
No offense, |
00:32:28 |
# So beg me... # |
00:32:30 |
Um, I'm... I'm a little insulted. |
00:32:33 |
I said no offense, |
00:32:35 |
but if you're a little offended, |
00:32:37 |
Are you fucking kidding me? |
00:32:40 |
You know what? |
00:32:42 |
That's your name, right? |
00:32:44 |
- Pablo: Hell yeah. |
00:32:46 |
Bye! See you later! |
00:32:49 |
- I'm sorry. |
00:32:51 |
- I love your tits. |
00:32:52 |
- (all chattering) |
00:32:54 |
- Give me the tiger... tiger. |
00:32:56 |
That's... that's the shit |
00:32:59 |
That's that shit. |
00:33:02 |
# I hope this will do for me... # |
00:33:07 |
Duff. |
00:33:09 |
- Duff. Duffy. |
00:33:12 |
- Duffy. |
00:33:14 |
- (laughs) |
00:33:15 |
Chad, what the fuck? |
00:33:17 |
Well, uh, I'm sad. |
00:33:19 |
We're both sad. |
00:33:21 |
- Because? |
00:33:23 |
- You're getting married, bro! |
00:33:26 |
Married forever! |
00:33:28 |
I know, I'm getting married. |
00:33:30 |
Well, because we love you, |
00:33:33 |
- we got you a present. |
00:33:35 |
- Big present! |
00:33:37 |
- I'm so jealous! |
00:33:40 |
Okay, what is it? |
00:33:41 |
- Porn star! |
00:33:43 |
- Motherfuckin' porn star! |
00:33:46 |
What the fuck |
00:33:48 |
Right there behind this door |
00:33:50 |
is a real live human |
00:33:54 |
for you to fuck the shit out of! |
00:33:56 |
- Yeah, that's a good one. |
00:33:58 |
Duffy, if there is not a porn star |
00:34:01 |
in that room |
00:34:03 |
I will personally suck your dick. |
00:34:05 |
There is no fucking way |
00:34:07 |
in this Gamma House |
00:34:08 |
- Oh, really? |
00:34:10 |
Okay, well, how about this? Bam! |
00:34:14 |
Duffy, right? |
00:34:15 |
Duffy: |
00:34:19 |
Hello. |
00:34:23 |
Oh, God. |
00:34:25 |
It's really on, dude. |
00:34:27 |
(laughing) |
00:34:29 |
I need Vicodin. |
00:34:30 |
You're... you're Jesse Jane. |
00:34:32 |
You have really |
00:34:36 |
Yeah. |
00:34:37 |
You know, I don't offer myself |
00:34:41 |
(pop music playing) |
00:34:43 |
- You don't? |
00:34:44 |
I'm doing this |
00:34:50 |
Yeah, I mean, porn's different, |
00:34:51 |
but on the other hand, |
00:34:53 |
I'm a really nice girl. |
00:34:55 |
Yeah, you look like a nice girl. |
00:34:58 |
I'm from a really small town. |
00:35:01 |
- I'm from a small town. |
00:35:03 |
Oklahoma. |
00:35:05 |
No way, I'm from Oklahoma. |
00:35:07 |
We... we actually |
00:35:08 |
- We did? |
00:35:11 |
- Have I met you? |
00:35:13 |
like walking by. |
00:35:15 |
Huh. Well, |
00:35:17 |
what's it gonna be, |
00:35:20 |
Um... um... |
00:35:22 |
what... what do you mean? |
00:35:23 |
This is a once-in-a-lifetime |
00:35:27 |
You're cute. |
00:35:29 |
I owe Chad a favor |
00:35:30 |
and you're getting married. |
00:35:32 |
- Mm-hmm. |
00:35:35 |
So do you want |
00:35:37 |
Uh... s... yeah... sex with... |
00:35:40 |
with... with... with you? |
00:35:42 |
Sex with me. |
00:35:44 |
Sex with... with you. |
00:35:48 |
Are you hard of fucking hearing? |
00:35:52 |
- (moans) |
00:35:54 |
I'm not... I'm actually |
00:35:57 |
- But you're hard. |
00:35:59 |
Um, this is... |
00:36:02 |
- I need to tell you. |
00:36:04 |
- Oh my God. |
00:36:06 |
- Take you clothes off. |
00:36:09 |
- Yeah, I want your clothes off. |
00:36:11 |
- Come on. |
00:36:13 |
Come on. Oh, come on, |
00:36:15 |
- Okay, yeah yeah... |
00:36:17 |
Fuck me, Duffy! |
00:36:20 |
- (Duffy muttering) |
00:36:28 |
- Jesse: Oh, God. |
00:36:31 |
- Okay. That's nice. |
00:36:34 |
You know what? |
00:36:36 |
l... I can't. I can't. |
00:36:40 |
I can't... I can't do this. I'm sorry. |
00:36:41 |
- What?! |
00:36:43 |
I'm getting married tomorrow. |
00:36:47 |
- So... |
00:36:49 |
- It's just... |
00:36:51 |
I, um... you're really hot, but... |
00:36:54 |
Do you know how many guys |
00:36:59 |
- Three? |
00:37:02 |
Jesse, listen, um... |
00:37:04 |
good Lord, you know? |
00:37:07 |
- (sighs) |
00:37:09 |
It's... it's... I just... |
00:37:11 |
Jesse: |
00:37:15 |
I really want to do you. |
00:37:18 |
Really? That's sweet. |
00:37:20 |
But you're missing out |
00:37:23 |
I wish that I was a dog and that I was |
00:37:27 |
or a junior |
00:37:29 |
or it was beginning of senior year |
00:37:30 |
because I would |
00:37:32 |
But you know what? |
00:37:35 |
Are you sure there's |
00:37:39 |
Um... but... |
00:37:41 |
Nothing at all you wouldn't wanna... |
00:37:44 |
try out? |
00:37:46 |
Yeah yeah, okay. |
00:37:49 |
Let's just stop |
00:37:52 |
I really do love her |
00:37:55 |
Jesse Jane, |
00:37:58 |
She's... she's a really lucky girl. |
00:38:02 |
- You think so? |
00:38:05 |
so yeah, I think so. |
00:38:09 |
Thank you. |
00:38:11 |
I'm gonna, um... |
00:38:12 |
- Okay. |
00:38:15 |
- And, uh... |
00:38:18 |
Would you sign |
00:38:20 |
- Sure. |
00:38:22 |
Okay. I will. |
00:38:24 |
- Can I kiss that bunny? |
00:38:26 |
Yeah. There you go. |
00:38:28 |
- I always wanted to do that. |
00:38:31 |
- I'm gonna get married! |
00:38:36 |
# I can survive # |
00:38:40 |
- # Ooh # |
00:38:42 |
- Hey. Hey hey. |
00:38:45 |
- She's actually not here. |
00:38:48 |
Yeah, no no no. |
00:38:50 |
- I'm getting married tomorrow. |
00:38:52 |
- Yeah. |
00:38:55 |
Yes! L... I should. |
00:38:56 |
So, l... I'm going right now. |
00:38:58 |
Yeah, I'll meet you upstairs. |
00:39:00 |
Yeah? Upstairs. |
00:39:02 |
Holy God. |
00:39:05 |
(cheering, shouting) |
00:39:15 |
Mac! |
00:39:19 |
Mac! |
00:39:22 |
Come on, boy! |
00:39:23 |
Come on! |
00:39:25 |
Damn it! |
00:39:31 |
Did you see me sucking face |
00:39:33 |
Shh! See that guy? Him. |
00:39:35 |
That dude right there |
00:39:37 |
Mac: |
00:39:38 |
That's Adriana's ex-boyfriend. |
00:39:41 |
Duff, did you fuck her? |
00:39:44 |
- No. |
00:39:45 |
- No! |
00:39:47 |
- No, dickhead! |
00:39:49 |
- I know you would've... |
00:39:51 |
- I spent all my money on that chick. |
00:39:52 |
By the way, Mac, the girl you're |
00:39:55 |
Anyways, follow me |
00:39:58 |
(French accent) |
00:40:00 |
Yeah, like big-time herpes. |
00:40:01 |
Can I go back up there with Jesse Jane |
00:40:04 |
Duffy: |
00:40:06 |
- (industrial music playing) |
00:40:06 |
- (industrial music playing) |
00:40:11 |
Man: |
00:40:13 |
Duffy-Duff, meet Jennifer, |
00:40:16 |
your sex dungeon goddess. |
00:40:20 |
Jesus, Chad. |
00:40:21 |
L... you look so... |
00:40:26 |
- Oh, shit. |
00:40:29 |
- I can't watch. |
00:40:30 |
- Oh my God. |
00:40:32 |
You literally just made him |
00:40:35 |
- Mac: Oh, God! |
00:40:37 |
I'm gonna do that. |
00:40:40 |
- (groans) |
00:40:43 |
(chuckles) |
00:40:45 |
Both: L... |
00:40:46 |
- I had no idea, Jenn. |
00:40:49 |
I'd never see |
00:40:52 |
I'm more surprised |
00:40:53 |
I thought you were... |
00:40:57 |
I am, tomorrow. |
00:40:59 |
You know, |
00:41:01 |
you should've married me, Duff. |
00:41:04 |
Lily? And Adriana? |
00:41:06 |
Are you serious? |
00:41:08 |
I am the one for you. |
00:41:10 |
Um, that was like |
00:41:13 |
three and a half years ago. |
00:41:15 |
I know, but it's always |
00:41:17 |
You just gotta let it go. |
00:41:19 |
Okay, look, why don't we do |
00:41:22 |
a little goodbye present? |
00:41:24 |
Say, a little sadomasochistic |
00:41:29 |
- Um... |
00:41:31 |
That's really sweet. |
00:41:34 |
Could you do me a favor? |
00:41:36 |
(stammers) |
00:41:38 |
(laughing) |
00:41:39 |
- No sex... |
00:41:41 |
...unfortunately. |
00:41:43 |
Um, I need you to do me |
00:41:47 |
a big favor. |
00:41:49 |
- Um, okay. |
00:41:52 |
- He's spying on me, all right? |
00:41:54 |
- Seriously? |
00:41:56 |
It's weird, I know, |
00:41:58 |
probably her dad... |
00:42:00 |
to come and, you know, |
00:42:02 |
And why would |
00:42:03 |
I don't know, nervous |
00:42:06 |
(laughs) |
00:42:07 |
probably because you skipped out |
00:42:10 |
(laughs) |
00:42:12 |
it's not... it's not a rehearsal dinner. |
00:42:15 |
That is what it's called, Duffy. |
00:42:17 |
the night before the wedding. |
00:42:19 |
- I'm allowed to miss it. |
00:42:21 |
Would you help me out, please? |
00:42:24 |
So, you want me to lure him in |
00:42:26 |
and tease him |
00:42:28 |
so that he can't leave, right? |
00:42:30 |
That's exactly what I was gonna say. |
00:42:33 |
- Oh! |
00:42:34 |
- Ow! |
00:42:37 |
That's not the one at all. |
00:42:39 |
Duffy! What the fuck? |
00:42:41 |
I give you this |
00:42:44 |
and you talk? |
00:42:47 |
and put things inside her. Look! |
00:42:49 |
- Don't you see? |
00:42:52 |
- Chad Chad Chad. Okay, cool. |
00:42:53 |
I need you to do something for me. |
00:42:55 |
I am doing something for you. |
00:42:58 |
- (giggles) |
00:43:00 |
You guys can hook up |
00:43:02 |
but for now, I need you to go |
00:43:05 |
bring him here |
00:43:07 |
Oh, I hate that guy. |
00:43:10 |
- Yeah. |
00:43:11 |
but I'm scared of people. |
00:43:14 |
Well, you know what? |
00:43:16 |
- I'll change his tune. |
00:43:17 |
- Yeah. |
00:43:19 |
while you |
00:43:22 |
- Give me a few minutes. |
00:43:24 |
- We'll set it up. |
00:43:25 |
Hey, hide your panties. |
00:43:27 |
- Still wet. |
00:43:29 |
Uh-huh. |
00:43:33 |
So, when he comes up, |
00:43:35 |
- Yeah yeah yeah... |
00:43:37 |
This is gonna be my plan. |
00:43:39 |
Take it off, take it off. |
00:43:41 |
Okay. So we're going |
00:43:43 |
- Okay? Help me. |
00:43:46 |
- I'm still... |
00:43:48 |
- I want him to see you. |
00:43:50 |
- Yeah, it's gonna be perfect. |
00:43:51 |
Because I want him to see exactly |
00:43:54 |
- Okay. |
00:43:56 |
- Okay, cool. |
00:43:58 |
- Are you ready? |
00:43:59 |
Yeah, everything. Shoes. |
00:44:01 |
- Okay. |
00:44:03 |
- This sounds like it... |
00:44:05 |
Take your socks off, |
00:44:08 |
- Duffy: Um... |
00:44:10 |
this is the best part. |
00:44:12 |
So, I'm going to tie him like this. |
00:44:15 |
So, come stand right here. Okay? |
00:44:17 |
Now, I'm gonna |
00:44:18 |
- Okay. |
00:44:20 |
(chirps) |
00:44:22 |
- Yeah. |
00:44:24 |
- (Jennifer chirps) |
00:44:26 |
- This is gonna be awesome. |
00:44:28 |
I know, it's perfect. |
00:44:30 |
And then, your other hand. |
00:44:32 |
- Oh, both hands. |
00:44:34 |
They can't be free. |
00:44:36 |
- Duffy: I get it though. |
00:44:38 |
- He has to see... |
00:44:40 |
That's right. |
00:44:43 |
- Back? |
00:44:45 |
- Ready? |
00:44:46 |
Okay. |
00:44:48 |
We can pull out our toys |
00:44:50 |
and we can decide |
00:44:52 |
when he comes down here, right? |
00:44:54 |
Well, l... I already know |
00:44:56 |
- Like what? You tell me. |
00:44:58 |
- Uh-huh? |
00:45:00 |
like you're a boxer, |
00:45:01 |
- Ooh, I would love to. |
00:45:03 |
And then maybe you can |
00:45:06 |
- Uh-huh. |
00:45:08 |
- and shove it up his anus. |
00:45:10 |
- Not supposed to grab that. |
00:45:13 |
- Yeah. |
00:45:14 |
Is Adriana gonna get so upset? |
00:45:17 |
I mean... |
00:45:20 |
- So, can l... |
00:45:21 |
Oh, I'm not gonna tell her that. |
00:45:24 |
Can I get... can I get out now. |
00:45:26 |
- Can you... can I get out of this though? |
00:45:28 |
- I have to show him exactly... |
00:45:31 |
Right, you're... you're the display |
00:45:35 |
Do I have to really be |
00:45:38 |
Oh, I could strip you down. |
00:45:40 |
No, I don't want to be naked. |
00:45:42 |
- or something like that. |
00:45:44 |
- This is way more fun. |
00:45:46 |
So, what kind of games |
00:45:49 |
(giggles) |
00:45:51 |
Hey, thanks a lot. |
00:45:53 |
Oh! What's going on? |
00:45:57 |
Hey. Hey. |
00:45:59 |
Uh, do we... um... |
00:46:02 |
Um, nope. I'm actually, uh... |
00:46:06 |
So, I don't think you know me. |
00:46:08 |
- He's not from around here. |
00:46:10 |
You know what? |
00:46:12 |
especially for people who are, |
00:46:15 |
- Like this one. |
00:46:16 |
So, why don't you join us |
00:46:20 |
Well, not us... not us. |
00:46:22 |
Yeah yeah yeah, |
00:46:24 |
- Not us in the sex dungeon. |
00:46:26 |
- It's like... it's like... |
00:46:28 |
- take you to it. |
00:46:30 |
- with chlamydia. |
00:46:32 |
- But not all of 'em... |
00:46:34 |
Okay. |
00:46:36 |
L... I'll be right back. |
00:46:38 |
You just wait |
00:46:40 |
Just wait right here. |
00:46:42 |
Hey, who's that guy? |
00:46:46 |
(Jennifer moans) |
00:46:48 |
So much fun, |
00:46:50 |
- I can't wait. |
00:46:52 |
Me either. |
00:46:53 |
(sighs) |
00:46:55 |
- Oh! |
00:46:57 |
Hey, Jennifer, |
00:46:59 |
Ooh, bring him in. |
00:47:01 |
Ooh! Is this my next conquest? |
00:47:04 |
(Stefano laughs) |
00:47:08 |
Come over here. |
00:47:11 |
You want to join in the fun? |
00:47:14 |
Stefano! |
00:47:16 |
What are you doing here, bro? |
00:47:18 |
Duff, l... I thought |
00:47:21 |
Uh, tomorrow, buddy. |
00:47:24 |
You want to, uh, |
00:47:28 |
Oh, no, I'm... I'm good. Thanks. |
00:47:29 |
Oh, okay. |
00:47:31 |
Come on, bro. |
00:47:33 |
It's my last night of freedom. |
00:47:34 |
I mean, you've been bad, right? |
00:47:36 |
- Oh yeah, I mean... |
00:47:38 |
Oh-ho! Then it'll be fun. |
00:47:39 |
- Let's tie you up. |
00:47:42 |
get tied up a little bit. |
00:47:43 |
Come here. |
00:47:45 |
I always... two is always |
00:47:49 |
Oh, like this? |
00:47:51 |
- Yeah. |
00:47:52 |
- about this knot is... |
00:47:56 |
Oh, Duff. Oops. |
00:48:00 |
- (Jennifer laughs) |
00:48:05 |
- Whoa! What? |
00:48:07 |
a little problem here, Duffy. |
00:48:09 |
What the... shit... |
00:48:11 |
- Jennifer: Yeah. |
00:48:13 |
- Fuck you, Duffy. |
00:48:15 |
- Yeah. |
00:48:17 |
You don't get it. |
00:48:18 |
her daddy paid him |
00:48:21 |
Okay, this isn't funny |
00:48:25 |
Shh shh shh shh. |
00:48:26 |
- Fuck you, Duffy. |
00:48:29 |
- Yeah. Fuck you. |
00:48:32 |
How does it make you feel? |
00:48:34 |
- I feel... |
00:48:37 |
Oh, God. Ow! |
00:48:38 |
- Payback's a bitch, Duffy. |
00:48:40 |
You like being helpless? |
00:48:42 |
Oh... no. |
00:48:44 |
- Put a ball in your mouth. |
00:48:45 |
Can I get on a plane, please? |
00:48:47 |
If I miss the flight, dude, |
00:48:49 |
- Jennifer: What... what? Oh, bummer. |
00:48:52 |
I get married tomorrow. |
00:48:54 |
Oh, God... |
00:48:58 |
- (Duffy groaning) |
00:49:00 |
How's that taste? |
00:49:01 |
- Mm-mm. |
00:49:03 |
- How do you like being tortured? Huh? |
00:49:05 |
I can give you |
00:49:07 |
- Mm-mm. |
00:49:09 |
You're a complete prick. |
00:49:11 |
Now, as much as I would enjoy |
00:49:13 |
staying to play with you, |
00:49:15 |
as we can see, |
00:49:18 |
but you missed a little spot... |
00:49:20 |
so, I'm going to leave you here |
00:49:22 |
all by yourself to think |
00:49:25 |
- (groaning, muttering) |
00:49:29 |
Good. |
00:49:31 |
- Bye, Duff. |
00:49:32 |
- Later, Duffy. |
00:49:37 |
# Is what I said # |
00:49:41 |
# But there's |
00:49:44 |
I almost forgot. |
00:49:45 |
- (screams) |
00:49:55 |
(dialing) |
00:50:05 |
(phone ringing) |
00:50:16 |
(groans, sighs) |
00:50:26 |
Man: |
00:50:28 |
Man: |
00:50:29 |
- Everybody out! |
00:50:32 |
(folk music playing) |
00:50:38 |
Whoa-ho! |
00:50:43 |
(screaming) |
00:50:47 |
(phone ringing) |
00:50:51 |
(snoring) |
00:50:56 |
(sniffs) |
00:50:59 |
Mom? |
00:51:01 |
# Baby, keep you by my side # |
00:51:06 |
# No use in trying... # |
00:51:07 |
What a great end |
00:51:11 |
I'm gonna miss this place. |
00:51:13 |
I'm gonna miss girls |
00:51:17 |
Mac: |
00:51:19 |
I met some really cool people, |
00:51:21 |
but you and Duffy... |
00:51:25 |
I love you guys. |
00:51:27 |
Bro. |
00:51:32 |
- Where is Duffy? |
00:51:34 |
Fuck. I haven't seen him in like... |
00:51:38 |
holy shit, what time is it? |
00:51:41 |
- Holy shit. |
00:51:44 |
He's fucking that bitch Jennifer |
00:51:47 |
in the dungeon, right? |
00:51:49 |
No, she left with that foreign guy |
00:51:51 |
that blew me off last night. |
00:51:53 |
He was kind of cute. |
00:51:55 |
You talk? |
00:51:56 |
Shit! Shit! |
00:51:59 |
Chad! He's gonna |
00:52:00 |
We missed it! He's gonna miss |
00:52:03 |
We gotta get him! |
00:52:05 |
- Come on, bro! |
00:52:09 |
(rattling) |
00:52:10 |
Oh! Jeez, Duff! |
00:52:13 |
- (muttering) |
00:52:15 |
(grunting) |
00:52:18 |
- What happened, bro? |
00:52:20 |
- You okay? |
00:52:24 |
God. Jennifer and that |
00:52:28 |
they were working together. |
00:52:30 |
paid him to come here |
00:52:32 |
Whoa whoa whoa whoa. |
00:52:34 |
- What's going on? |
00:52:37 |
It's 4:00 AM |
00:52:40 |
Hey hey hey, don't worry. |
00:52:42 |
- Now you don't have to get married. |
00:52:44 |
I'm not missing |
00:52:45 |
- We're driving it. |
00:52:47 |
The drive, that's like |
00:52:49 |
Well, there's no more flights out, man. |
00:52:52 |
I've been up all night, |
00:52:54 |
Can we just like chill out |
00:52:56 |
- We could do it next weekend. |
00:52:58 |
You drive, I'll sleep. Come on. |
00:53:01 |
(Mac groans) |
00:53:04 |
(dialing) |
00:53:08 |
(ringing) |
00:53:13 |
Come on, motherfucker. |
00:53:15 |
Answer the phone. |
00:53:19 |
(ringing) |
00:53:20 |
(rock music playing) |
00:53:25 |
(grunts) |
00:53:50 |
Duffy: |
00:53:52 |
- I think I'm gonna take a nap. |
00:53:54 |
That's cool, man. |
00:53:56 |
Gotta make sure you |
00:53:58 |
I know, a little beauty sleep. |
00:54:02 |
That's good, man. |
00:54:14 |
(dialing) |
00:54:19 |
(phone ringing) |
00:54:29 |
Duffy's voice: |
00:54:32 |
Hey, honey, it's me. |
00:54:35 |
I wanted to let you know |
00:54:37 |
And I miss you and I love you. |
00:54:39 |
I can't wait to see you. Bye, baby. |
00:54:41 |
(smooches) |
00:54:43 |
Not answering? |
00:54:45 |
He's probably still on the plane. |
00:54:46 |
He should be her by now. |
00:54:48 |
- (sighs) |
00:54:50 |
- No. |
00:54:52 |
Michela, you bitch, shut up. |
00:54:53 |
(chuckles) |
00:54:57 |
- (hip-hop music playing) |
00:55:17 |
(rock music playing) |
00:55:23 |
I can't fly that slow! |
00:55:25 |
# Come on, let go, so I have to show you |
00:55:29 |
# Everybody's knowing |
00:55:32 |
# It's so bad # |
00:55:34 |
# I used to be # |
00:55:37 |
# The one who # |
00:55:39 |
# Had to # |
00:55:41 |
# Criticize me # |
00:55:43 |
# And it holds you... # |
00:55:45 |
- (hip-hop music playing) |
00:55:51 |
- (moaning) |
00:55:52 |
I'm bigger than a tree. |
00:55:54 |
I'm bigger than Tommy Lee. |
00:55:56 |
I'm hung like a motherfucking |
00:55:58 |
Shh. Jesse. |
00:56:01 |
(laughs) |
00:56:04 |
Jesse? |
00:56:07 |
- Oh, shit! |
00:56:09 |
Shit! Oh, no! No! |
00:56:13 |
No! |
00:56:15 |
(rock music playing) |
00:56:21 |
Dude, where's... |
00:56:23 |
It's probably in the back, man. |
00:56:25 |
Shit, dude. |
00:56:28 |
Dude, check in the back. |
00:56:31 |
# I stared the Devil in the face |
00:56:35 |
Bro, I didn't call Adriana! |
00:56:37 |
- (huffs) |
00:56:39 |
Hey, it's not a big deal. |
00:56:41 |
and marry her. You have the rest |
00:56:44 |
Okay. I need your cell phone. |
00:56:47 |
Dude, she can wait. |
00:56:50 |
She probably |
00:56:51 |
Mac: |
00:56:53 |
- Just give me your cell phone. |
00:56:55 |
I'm over on weekend minutes. My mom's |
00:56:58 |
Adriana's gonna kill me |
00:57:00 |
- Just let me use your cell phone. |
00:57:04 |
Just try and make it quick. |
00:57:07 |
Duffy: |
00:57:10 |
# Here we go again... # |
00:57:17 |
There's... there's no bars. |
00:57:20 |
- There's no bars, dude! |
00:57:23 |
I'm not... shake... what? |
00:57:24 |
Shake the phone, |
00:57:26 |
The antenna's a little weary. |
00:57:28 |
- (grunting) |
00:57:31 |
No bars, dude. |
00:57:33 |
- Hold on. |
00:57:36 |
just try to like... |
00:57:38 |
- Drive! |
00:57:39 |
Duffy: |
00:57:42 |
(crickets chirping) |
00:57:42 |
(crickets chirping) |
00:57:45 |
(whirring) |
00:57:54 |
(dialing) |
00:57:58 |
(sighs) |
00:58:04 |
Come on. |
00:58:09 |
Michela: |
00:58:10 |
Shit, Micky. |
00:58:13 |
Sorry. |
00:58:14 |
Maybe he's still on the plane. |
00:58:16 |
(sighs) |
00:58:17 |
He'll make it. His phone battery |
00:58:21 |
Oh, God. |
00:58:23 |
The phone is ringing, |
00:58:25 |
he's just not answering. |
00:58:28 |
I'm sorry. |
00:58:30 |
Oh, shit, Micky. |
00:58:32 |
He'll make it. |
00:58:43 |
(bells tolling) |
00:58:50 |
Adriana: |
00:58:53 |
Shit. |
00:58:55 |
(crying) |
00:58:57 |
I'm sorry. |
00:59:00 |
What am I going to do? |
00:59:01 |
Marry Stefano. |
00:59:04 |
- Are you kidding me? |
00:59:06 |
Papa wants you to. |
00:59:08 |
You love him. |
00:59:10 |
Adriana, Stefano |
00:59:14 |
This is insane. |
00:59:17 |
Do it! Everyone is coming. |
00:59:18 |
Duffy... he didn't show up. |
00:59:20 |
He blew you off. |
00:59:22 |
If you show up with Stefano, |
00:59:25 |
You know they will. |
00:59:27 |
What about his family |
00:59:30 |
- His parents... |
00:59:32 |
- How many? |
00:59:35 |
Oh, okay. And how many |
00:59:38 |
376. |
00:59:40 |
- Do it. |
00:59:43 |
Do it! |
00:59:47 |
(screams) |
00:59:48 |
- I'm just calling it off. |
00:59:50 |
- No. |
00:59:52 |
You cannot call it off. |
00:59:55 |
(rock music playing) |
00:59:57 |
# Tonight # |
01:00:02 |
# Something that says # |
01:00:04 |
# You'll give it away # |
01:00:09 |
# You don't need any reasons... # |
01:00:20 |
Dude, it was right there, man. |
01:00:22 |
(laughing) |
01:00:23 |
- (laughs) |
01:00:25 |
So stoked. |
01:00:27 |
Dude, that beast is nice. |
01:00:30 |
Duffy: |
01:00:33 |
Hey, do you have any mouthwash? |
01:00:34 |
Uh, no. Why? |
01:00:37 |
My mouth tastes like |
01:00:39 |
It's probably 'cause you had that Chinese |
01:00:41 |
- That's a good point. |
01:00:44 |
Don't hold us up. |
01:00:46 |
You were always |
01:00:49 |
Dude, you been working out? |
01:00:52 |
Thanks, bro. |
01:00:54 |
- (buckle jangling) |
01:00:55 |
I don't know. |
01:00:57 |
- What?! |
01:01:00 |
- I turned the radio up. |
01:01:03 |
I mean, I'm driving. |
01:01:05 |
- Exactly. |
01:01:07 |
Dude, those bridesmaids |
01:01:09 |
I heard Italian chicks |
01:01:11 |
Well, they're all rich. |
01:01:15 |
They're good cooks |
01:01:17 |
and they have fat asses. |
01:01:18 |
I should be the one getting |
01:01:20 |
I look better than you in that. |
01:01:22 |
Do ya? Yeah, straighten |
01:01:25 |
- Okay. |
01:01:27 |
- Fix my eyebrows up. |
01:01:28 |
Yeah. Yeah, that looks good. |
01:01:31 |
(choir vocalizing) |
01:01:33 |
(Adriana sniffling) |
01:01:39 |
(grunts) |
01:01:44 |
(crying) |
01:01:48 |
(rock music playing) |
01:01:51 |
# I've been coming after you # |
01:01:56 |
# You got me coming out # |
01:01:58 |
# You got me coming |
01:02:01 |
# Uh-oh, uh-oh... # |
01:02:09 |
Shit. Come on. |
01:02:12 |
Adriana! |
01:02:18 |
- God damn it. |
01:02:22 |
- Adriana. |
01:02:24 |
I don't understand it. |
01:02:26 |
- What are you going to do? |
01:02:28 |
- Tell him. Tell him. |
01:02:30 |
Papa, everything's going to be okay. |
01:02:33 |
There's just something |
01:02:36 |
- He dumped you. |
01:02:39 |
No, Papa. He's on his way, okay? |
01:02:43 |
Marry Stefano, my love. |
01:02:45 |
- Adriana: No, Papa! |
01:02:47 |
You know you like him. |
01:02:49 |
- Go ahead and marry him. |
01:02:53 |
He's here. |
01:02:54 |
Papa, Jesus. |
01:02:56 |
- Adriana. |
01:02:58 |
Look, I'm here for you. |
01:03:00 |
Mm, thank you, |
01:03:03 |
Duffy's coming, okay? |
01:03:05 |
Well, I'll wait until |
01:03:07 |
I'm dressed and ready |
01:03:09 |
so if you decide |
01:03:11 |
I'd be honored to do so. |
01:03:14 |
(gasps) |
01:03:16 |
Thanks, um, |
01:03:18 |
I really appreciate it, |
01:03:21 |
because Duffy's on his way. |
01:03:23 |
- Well, I'm here for you. |
01:03:27 |
Adriana, you should |
01:03:30 |
He's a good man. |
01:03:33 |
Duffy, he doesn't show up |
01:03:35 |
He's not here |
01:03:37 |
No, Papa. |
01:03:39 |
He's coming. |
01:03:40 |
- I hope so. |
01:03:42 |
I hope so, |
01:03:44 |
and we're ready. |
01:03:47 |
L... I think he'll be good |
01:03:49 |
good for the company, |
01:03:51 |
and I approve of him. |
01:03:54 |
- I approve of him. |
01:03:56 |
I know. |
01:03:58 |
I know, Papa. |
01:03:59 |
(sighs) |
01:04:22 |
(grunting) |
01:04:26 |
- I hate you, Duffy! |
01:04:29 |
- (chattering) |
01:04:36 |
I can't believe it. |
01:04:38 |
Shh. You look great, man. |
01:04:43 |
I'm so proud of you, man. |
01:04:46 |
but you're doing |
01:04:48 |
- Think she'll forgive me? |
01:04:50 |
- She loves me. |
01:04:52 |
Go make a wife out of her, man. |
01:04:53 |
(laughs) |
01:05:23 |
(silent) |
01:07:09 |
(murmuring) |
01:07:12 |
Great job there, son. |
01:07:14 |
for inviting us to your wedding. |
01:07:16 |
You are welcome. |
01:07:18 |
Duffy, you really screwed |
01:07:21 |
Okay, Mom, it was not my fault. |
01:07:23 |
- Well... |
01:07:26 |
We're gonna go |
01:07:27 |
and we're gonna find ourselves |
01:07:30 |
and then we're going |
01:07:31 |
- where we can get stinking drunk. |
01:07:33 |
And then we're going to go back |
01:07:36 |
Tomorrow morning, |
01:07:38 |
but we're going to go |
01:07:40 |
and then we're going |
01:07:41 |
- Maybe. |
01:07:44 |
So, if you'd like to come |
01:07:46 |
and tell us what this was all about, |
01:07:48 |
that'd be great |
01:07:50 |
we are just flat batshit confused. |
01:07:52 |
Oh, you just really |
01:07:54 |
You really screwed the pooch |
01:07:57 |
- I am really pissed at you, Duffy... |
01:08:00 |
(mother stammering) |
01:08:02 |
I'll... I'll email you. |
01:08:06 |
Michela, what happened? |
01:08:08 |
Duffy, you screwed up my life. |
01:08:12 |
Hi, Duffy. |
01:08:13 |
Hi, Beverly. |
01:08:21 |
(rock music playing) |
01:08:21 |
(rock music playing) |
01:08:30 |
Kelly: |
01:08:32 |
Thanks so much for this vacation. |
01:08:34 |
It's amazing. |
01:08:36 |
You are so welcome. |
01:08:40 |
Hey, um... |
01:08:43 |
I'm sorry about your wedding. |
01:08:46 |
But it all turned out |
01:08:49 |
(sighs) |
01:08:51 |
Definitely did. |
01:08:52 |
Let's just, uh... |
01:08:56 |
I mean... |
01:08:59 |
I'm better than that stupid |
01:09:02 |
So much better. |
01:09:09 |
We've always had fun, |
01:09:11 |
More fun than I can handle. |
01:09:15 |
And our sex is amazing. |
01:09:17 |
Actually, yeah, it's... |
01:09:18 |
it's the best I've ever had. |
01:09:21 |
- (laughs) |
01:09:24 |
Are you hungry? |
01:09:26 |
Um... yeah. |
01:09:28 |
- Okay. |
01:09:30 |
Good. |
01:09:32 |
(rock music playing) |
01:09:42 |
# I've got a Cisco feeling # |
01:09:45 |
# I've got a summer feeling... # |
01:09:48 |
Hey Duffy, didn't you say you used |
01:09:51 |
Yeah, it was our favorite place. |
01:09:53 |
- How was that? |
01:09:54 |
- You want some? |
01:09:56 |
- No? Baby. |
01:09:58 |
Hey. |
01:10:01 |
(gasps) |
01:10:05 |
- What happened? |
01:10:10 |
Duffy, come on, let's go. |
01:10:12 |
Hey, princess, |
01:10:14 |
can you go tickle your toes |
01:10:16 |
Shut your face, Stefano. |
01:10:18 |
No one... no one wants you here |
01:10:20 |
- Adriana: Okay... |
01:10:22 |
he locked me up in the frat house. |
01:10:24 |
- to get to the wedding. |
01:10:26 |
Okay? It's too late. |
01:10:29 |
- He locked me up. |
01:10:31 |
He locked you up? |
01:10:34 |
Okay? He locked you |
01:10:38 |
the sex dungeon |
01:10:41 |
No, it wasn't... |
01:10:43 |
- Okay, explain. Do. Please. |
01:10:47 |
- sex dungeon, but it... |
01:10:51 |
A lot of people like this guy. |
01:10:54 |
And who else, hmm? |
01:10:57 |
Like maybe who |
01:11:00 |
Huh? You're so predictable, Duffy. |
01:11:04 |
Give me a break. |
01:11:06 |
Oh, excuse me for a second. |
01:11:08 |
Hey, Adriana. |
01:11:11 |
- Yeah. |
01:11:12 |
for you two to go home. |
01:11:14 |
Why do you keep |
01:11:15 |
Stefano: Why? 'Cause you came out |
01:11:18 |
- That's 'cause you have a crush on me. |
01:11:20 |
- go to the beach and braid your hair? |
01:11:23 |
You're lucky I'm... |
01:11:25 |
'Cause if you weren't, I would come over |
01:11:28 |
- Father: Boys! Boys! |
01:11:29 |
Adriana: |
01:11:32 |
This guy? |
01:11:34 |
Adriana, I love you. |
01:11:36 |
Duff, come on. Stop. |
01:11:41 |
Duffy, you're an asshole. |
01:11:43 |
(chuckling) |
01:11:46 |
It's always been you, Adriana. |
01:11:48 |
I love you. |
01:11:56 |
- I love you. |
01:11:58 |
Screw you. |
01:12:02 |
You're a dick. |
01:12:04 |
What are you looking at? |
01:12:08 |
Just go run after Kelly, okay? |
01:12:13 |
Just go, all right? |
01:12:16 |
I'm... not in love |
01:12:20 |
Wow. |
01:12:22 |
(soft rock music playing) |
01:12:27 |
Fuck! |
01:12:32 |
Hey. |
01:12:45 |
# As the moments passed us by # |
01:12:49 |
# Somewhere along the way # |
01:12:52 |
# We lost sight # |
01:12:54 |
# Of the important things in life # |
01:12:59 |
# Like time # |
01:13:01 |
# And "I love yous" # |
01:13:05 |
# Seem to settle # |
01:13:06 |
# Around goodbyes # |
01:13:09 |
# So what were you |
01:13:14 |
# When you grew up? # |
01:13:16 |
# As your life in scenes, |
01:13:19 |
# Right before your eyes # |
01:13:22 |
# 'Cause there are # |
01:13:27 |
# No heroes # |
01:13:32 |
# And this is your life # |
01:13:35 |
# This is what's wrong # |
01:13:38 |
# You're the big fish # |
01:13:41 |
# In the small pond # |
01:13:44 |
# And this is your world # |
01:13:47 |
# It's where you belong # |
01:13:51 |
# Inside, you are hollow # |
01:13:54 |
# The damage is done # |
01:13:57 |
# And this is your world # |
01:14:05 |
# Before we fade away # |
01:14:10 |
# Before we fade away... # |
01:14:16 |
- (chatting) |
01:14:19 |
- Stefano: It is. |
01:14:21 |
- Yeah? |
01:14:25 |
What? |
01:14:27 |
I'll be fine, okay? |
01:14:28 |
I just want to, |
01:14:30 |
and help him get |
01:14:32 |
and just tell him |
01:14:34 |
- I mean, look at him. |
01:14:36 |
He's just sitting there all by himself. |
01:14:41 |
Why don't you go over there and tell |
01:14:44 |
- Okay. |
01:14:46 |
Hey, Adriana, |
01:14:47 |
do you know how long |
01:14:51 |
I'm just gonna go talk to him |
01:14:54 |
so give me |
01:14:56 |
Father: |
01:14:58 |
it's over for good. |
01:15:00 |
- Okay. |
01:15:03 |
(soft rock music playing) |
01:15:06 |
# The damage is done # |
01:15:08 |
# And this is your world # |
01:15:16 |
# Before we fade away... # |
01:15:20 |
- Hey. |
01:15:24 |
Would you please |
01:15:28 |
You screwed me over real bad, |
01:15:30 |
I didn't want to. |
01:15:32 |
- (gasps) |
01:15:37 |
But there were all these |
01:15:38 |
There was like rooms |
01:15:41 |
and there was the plane |
01:15:43 |
- Jesse Jane... |
01:15:44 |
I don't want to hear |
01:15:46 |
No. It doesn't matter anymore. |
01:15:48 |
It's over. |
01:15:50 |
Over? |
01:15:53 |
But I love you. |
01:15:55 |
(groans) |
01:15:59 |
Where did she go, anyway? |
01:16:01 |
I don't care, all right? |
01:16:06 |
Don't you think it's fate |
01:16:08 |
at the same time? |
01:16:10 |
Come on! I'm here |
01:16:13 |
Remember? That's why |
01:16:16 |
Remember? You were |
01:16:18 |
Are you kidding me? |
01:16:20 |
- (gasps) |
01:16:24 |
Go our separate ways. |
01:16:26 |
That's retarded. |
01:16:29 |
Come on, seriously? |
01:16:33 |
- Fine. |
01:16:35 |
- What? |
01:16:36 |
You know what? |
01:16:38 |
- your... your stupid husband. |
01:16:42 |
No, I'm not waiting anymore. |
01:16:45 |
You go back to your family |
01:16:49 |
- your... your family. |
01:16:51 |
Duffy, wait! |
01:16:56 |
Damn it, Duffy! |
01:16:58 |
# I know I've been |
01:17:05 |
# But I know |
01:17:12 |
# And all these things |
01:17:19 |
# I know they'll be |
01:17:26 |
# And now the pavement's |
01:17:32 |
# And I # |
01:17:33 |
# I see these changes # |
01:17:35 |
# But then I soon forget # |
01:17:39 |
# Boy # |
01:17:41 |
# I'm missing you. # |
01:17:45 |
Stefano: |
01:17:46 |
- Michela: Yeah! |
01:17:48 |
from down under? |
01:17:50 |
- Michela: Take it! Take it! |
01:17:52 |
- Sweat on me! |
01:18:02 |
- Stefano: I'm taking it. |
01:18:04 |
- Who's the dirty sister, huh? |
01:18:06 |
- Who's that dirty sister? |
01:18:08 |
(Stefano and Michela yelling) |
01:18:16 |
- Take it! Take that. |
01:18:18 |
- Who's the dirty sister? |
01:18:20 |
- Oh my fucking God! |
01:18:22 |
- Adriana, you said two hours! |
01:18:24 |
- It's been 10 fucking minutes. |
01:18:27 |
- No no no no no... |
01:18:29 |
- Dirty fucking whore! |
01:18:31 |
- Are you fucking kidding me?! |
01:18:33 |
Stefano! What the fuck |
01:18:36 |
- What... oh, my God... |
01:18:38 |
- Whoa. Chill. Chill. Chill... |
01:18:40 |
Don't you fucking touch me! |
01:18:43 |
You stupid... are you |
01:18:46 |
- Really? Really? |
01:18:48 |
How could you do this to me?! |
01:18:51 |
Do it! |
01:18:53 |
- Stefano: Whoa whoa whoa whoa! |
01:18:55 |
Oh my God! |
01:18:57 |
Oh, God. What am I gonna do now? |
01:19:00 |
Michela: |
01:19:02 |
- What the fuck? |
01:19:04 |
What the... don't you |
01:19:05 |
Get the fuck away from me, |
01:19:08 |
Okay. |
01:19:10 |
You fucking fucking bitch. |
01:19:13 |
- I'm sorry? |
01:19:15 |
Don't! I don't want |
01:19:17 |
- I didn't... l... I love you! |
01:19:20 |
(rock music playing) |
01:19:39 |
# I've gone and wasted # |
01:19:43 |
# All those precious years # |
01:19:49 |
# I lacked the courage # |
01:19:53 |
# And ran away # |
01:19:56 |
# With all my fears # |
01:19:58 |
# I went and waited # |
01:20:02 |
# My heart was |
01:20:08 |
# I wasn't half the man # |
01:20:10 |
# To show you love # |
01:20:13 |
# But that's all different now # |
01:20:19 |
# I've been waiting # |
01:20:22 |
# For this moment all my life # |
01:20:26 |
# And now's the chance |
01:20:31 |
# Look in my eyes # |
01:20:33 |
# Surprise me. # |
01:20:38 |
Duffy, you fuck. |
01:20:39 |
I know. |
01:20:41 |
You shouldn't have gone |
01:20:43 |
No shit. |
01:20:45 |
You love me? |
01:20:47 |
- Of course I do. |
01:20:49 |
- You want to marry me? |
01:20:53 |
but you're still married. |
01:20:55 |
Oh, yeah? |
01:21:00 |
# I've been waiting # |
01:21:03 |
# For this moment all my life # |
01:21:07 |
# And now's the chance |
01:21:12 |
# Look in my eyes # |
01:21:14 |
# Surprise me # |
01:21:17 |
# Surprise surprise # |
01:21:21 |
# And what I discovered # |
01:21:25 |
# When I looked |
01:21:30 |
# With the touch of your hand # |
01:21:33 |
# I'm home. # |
01:22:21 |
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