Freaky Friday

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00:00:13 (music) I'd like to be you
00:00:15 (music) I'd like to be you
00:00:23 (music) I'd like to be you
00:00:25 (music) I'd like to be you
00:00:46 (music) I'd like to be you
00:00:50 (music) I'd like to climb
00:00:54 (music) To know the grown-up
00:00:58 (music) Whatever makes you smile (music)
00:01:02 (music) I'd like to see it (music)
00:01:04 (music) Go ahead and free it (music)
00:01:22 (music) I'd like to be you
00:01:24 (music) I'd like to be you
00:01:27 (music) Are you excited
00:01:30 (music) And kind of lonely
00:01:34 (music) To stare out
00:01:38 (music) Would start revealing
00:01:56 (music) What's on your mind
00:02:00 (music) Or ride a toy balloon? (music)
00:02:04 (music) Just let me look,
00:02:07 (music) And learn it (music)
00:02:10 (music) Loving every page
00:02:32 (music) I'd like to be you
00:02:34 (music) I'd like to be you
00:02:37 (music) There's so much more
00:02:40 (music) It's not enough
00:02:44 (music) And hear
00:02:48 (music) I want to touch you (music)
00:02:50 (music) I want to reach you (music)
00:02:52 (music) In every single way (music)
00:02:58 (music) I'd like to be you
00:03:00 (music) To put you back
00:03:02 (music) When you go astray (music)
00:03:06 (music) I'd like to be you
00:03:08 (music) To know your aims (music)
00:03:10 (music) And to share the games
00:03:14 (music) I'd like to be you
00:03:18 (music) I'd like to be you
00:03:27 (music) I'd like to be you
00:03:28 ANNABEL:
00:03:30 Nobody in their right minds
00:03:33 But it's true.
00:03:34 At exactly 8: 15 this morning...
00:03:38 Let me start back further.
00:03:40 My name is Annabel Andrews.
00:03:42 This is my room.
00:03:46 I like it this way.
00:03:48 You don't have to look
00:03:49 [Alarm buzzing]
00:03:50 MAN:
00:03:51 It's Friday the 13th.
00:03:53 ANNABEL:
00:03:57 And this is me.
00:03:59 Born in Mountview Hospital
00:04:01 Give or take a month.
00:04:02 Female, blond.
00:04:05 Blue eyes.
00:04:07 I don't remember what I weigh,
00:04:10 Which my mother says
00:04:11 because I'm not mature
00:04:15 Mmm...
00:04:17 Maybe by summer, though.
00:04:23 [Sighs]
00:04:24 Gross.
00:04:26 I have one little brother.
00:04:28 Gorgeous hair,
00:04:30 gorgeous eyes,
00:04:33 He's what you call neat.
00:04:35 Not neat terrific.
00:04:38 He is so neat it's revolting.
00:04:41 He only does it to show me up.
00:04:43 A goody-goody, you know?
00:04:44 A perfect person and a creep.
00:04:46 His name is Ben,
00:04:48 Ape Face!
00:04:51 Don't come busting in
00:04:54 It's time for breakfast.
00:04:55 So? Come on, beat it.
00:04:58 I am.
00:04:59 You'll be late for school.
00:05:01 So what do I care?
00:05:02 Actually, I care.
00:05:06 I got friends, sports.
00:05:07 Yesterday I was made captain
00:05:10 Kind of neat, huh?
00:05:17 I'm also pretty good on water.
00:05:20 We got a super water-ski club.
00:05:23 And we're gonna put on
00:05:27 Oh, yeah, about my parents.
00:05:29 William Waring Andrews.
00:05:32 6 feet tall.
00:05:35 The hair's too short,
00:05:38 All in all,
00:05:40 (music) My, oh, my
00:05:42 He's with Joffert and Jennings.
00:05:45 And the most beautiful person
00:05:49 Almost.
00:05:54 That's Boris Harris.
00:05:56 I mean, he's really
00:05:59 Mm-hmm.
00:06:00 Unfortunately,
00:06:03 that happened a while ago,
00:06:06 ELLEN:
00:06:07 Time!
00:06:08 Which is more than I can say
00:06:11 Mom and I haven't been
00:06:14 It's not that
00:06:16 Why shouldn't I?
00:06:18 Everybody knows mothers
00:06:20 and lovely and gentle and...
00:06:22 Annabel!
00:06:24 And loud.
00:06:25 - [Yelps]
00:06:26 Max, you big hamburger.
00:06:29 Annabel, where are you going?
00:06:33 I thought we had this
00:06:36 Who? Me?
00:06:37 I'm not very hungry.
00:06:38 I don't go for that
00:06:42 I want you to be healthy.
00:06:44 That's all, Annabel.
00:06:45 I'm gonna grow up
00:06:48 I'm already late.
00:06:49 What about your room?
00:06:51 Perfect.
00:06:52 And your bed?
00:06:55 I forgot, Mom.
00:06:59 I got a lot of things
00:07:01 Mmm.
00:07:03 Annabel,
00:07:05 But childhood is the best time
00:07:09 Sure. I'm all for it.
00:07:11 But I got a lot of worries.
00:07:14 Name one.
00:07:16 All right.
00:07:17 Worry number one.
00:07:20 I'm late to meet Virginia.
00:07:21 Wish me luck.
00:07:23 Bye-bye.
00:07:24 Bye. Good luck.
00:07:27 Good luck to me, too.
00:07:30 Annabel.
00:07:31 Annabel!
00:07:33 Don't forget the orthodontist!
00:07:37 Don't forget the aquacade!
00:07:39 How much you
00:07:41 - Forget the aquacade?
00:07:44 It'll serve her right.
00:07:46 Today Dr. Basinger's
00:07:49 It was gonna be a surprise.
00:07:52 About the aquacade?
00:07:55 Oh, Bill, honestly.
00:07:57 What do you think of this?
00:07:58 What?
00:07:59 "Friends, respected clients,
00:08:05 we are, indeed, honored
00:08:07 for this formal announcement
00:08:09 of our luxurious,
00:08:13 It's good.
00:08:16 It should be
00:08:19 - It's interesting.
00:08:21 No more help.
00:08:23 You just show up
00:08:26 I'll take care of the rest.
00:08:29 Certainly.
00:08:34 Turkey, where you been?
00:08:36 Where have I been?
00:08:37 I've been waiting for hours.
00:08:39 You and me both, kid.
00:08:42 Give me the usual
00:08:44 Well, I got quiz number 2A
00:08:48 It's my room.
00:08:49 I should be able to keep it
00:08:52 All due to
00:08:56 of this brilliant...
00:08:58 - ingenious...
00:09:00 I'm afraid that's
00:09:03 to the developer, my dear.
00:09:05 Nothing very complimentary
00:09:09 [Sighs] No wonder they
00:09:12 Have you seen
00:09:15 Without her, I don't have
00:09:19 Would you like to know where
00:09:23 To see Mr. Dilk,
00:09:26 He's asked for a conference
00:09:28 to discuss Annabel's
00:09:31 What do you think of that?
00:09:33 I'm sure
00:09:35 I'm up to my neck in this.
00:09:38 Thank you.
00:09:41 She's not gonna let me go
00:09:44 She says she knows all we do
00:09:47 She's also on my back
00:09:50 Last time it was trimmed,
00:09:53 I try to be cool, right?
00:09:57 Sometimes I blow my top.
00:09:59 Yesterday I said to her,
00:10:00 "What are you trying to do?
00:10:03 She said, "I wouldn't know
00:10:05 Chuckle, chuckle.
00:10:07 VIRGINIA:
00:10:10 my mom's even rottener
00:10:12 Mothers don't understand
00:10:15 I'm an individual.
00:10:16 I can't eat what I want,
00:10:18 keep my hair and nails
00:10:20 Last night we had it out.
00:10:22 "Listen!" I screamed.
00:10:23 I'm not a screamer.
00:10:26 "You're not letting me
00:10:29 You're always pushing me,
00:10:31 How come nobody ever gets
00:10:35 "Annabel," I said.
00:10:37 "When you're grown-up, people
00:10:40 You have to tell yourself."
00:10:42 Which is sometimes
00:10:44 "Oh, yeah," I said
00:10:46 That always blows her mind.
00:10:48 "Yeah, you can tell yourself
00:10:49 to watch TV all day,
00:10:53 eat what you want
00:10:54 or go to big parties
00:10:57 "And do the laundry,"
00:11:00 "And the shopping
00:11:02 Make things nice for everybody."
00:11:06 Honestly, Bill, that child has
00:11:11 Not a single clue.
00:11:13 Sounds like a picnic to me.
00:11:19 TOGETHER: I wish I could
00:11:22 for just one day.
00:11:25 [Mysterious music plays]
00:11:41 All right, what's going on
00:11:43 Something really freaky.
00:11:46 ANNABEL:
00:11:49 That's not my voice.
00:11:51 That's Mom's voice.
00:11:54 Hey, what's the matter with you?
00:11:58 Good grief.
00:12:00 ELLEN: That's not my voice.
00:12:04 Are you okay, Annabel?
00:12:07 Annabel?
00:12:08 You all right, Ellen?
00:12:12 ANNABEL:
00:12:19 Hey, whose foot is that?
00:12:23 That's not my foot.
00:12:25 ELLEN: Good grief.
00:12:27 That's Annabel's.
00:12:30 ANNABEL:
00:12:33 And her stomach.
00:12:37 And her, uh...
00:12:39 uh...
00:12:43 Wow.
00:12:51 Mom's body has got
00:12:58 ELLEN: Annabel's body
00:13:03 ANNABEL:
00:13:04 ELLEN:
00:13:09 ANNABEL:
00:13:12 I love your teeth.
00:13:15 Annabel, say something.
00:13:18 ELLEN: Who can talk
00:13:23 Could I trouble you
00:13:26 "Could I trouble you
00:13:28 Sure.
00:13:38 Wow!
00:13:39 [Pan drops]
00:13:41 Ellen?
00:13:42 You all right?
00:13:43 All right?
00:13:44 I'm great!
00:13:50 [Telephone rings]
00:13:53 Hello?
00:13:55 Hello, Bill?
00:13:56 Yes.
00:13:57 Who's this?
00:13:59 This is...
00:14:02 Annabel, is that you?
00:14:03 Well, yes and no.
00:14:06 Please, if this
00:14:08 I don't have any time.
00:14:10 Button up and listen, Bill.
00:14:11 Who are you telling
00:14:13 Since when do you
00:14:15 What's got into you?
00:14:17 A lot more than you can imagine.
00:14:18 Please, Bill.
00:14:20 Annabel, stop that!
00:14:21 I am not "Bill" to you!
00:14:23 [Sighs] All right.
00:14:24 Dad.
00:14:26 All right.
00:14:28 What do you want?
00:14:29 - How's Ellen?
00:14:31 Mom, I mean.
00:14:32 Feeling all right?
00:14:34 Annabel, please, if this
00:14:37 No, it's very important.
00:14:41 Hang on.
00:14:46 [Up-tempo music plays
00:15:12 Yeah, she is acting
00:15:17 She's blowing bubbles
00:15:21 ELLEN:
00:15:22 I suppose it would look like
00:15:26 Who's that on the horn?
00:15:28 Oh, that's Annabel.
00:15:29 She wants to know
00:15:33 Are you, honey?
00:15:34 Oh, I feel terrific.
00:15:36 How does she feel?
00:15:38 She's worried about you.
00:15:42 No, tell her absolutely not.
00:15:44 Childhood is the best time
00:15:47 Today I want her
00:15:49 Especially the big typing test.
00:15:51 Oh, yeah.
00:15:52 Tell her I hope she does
00:15:55 That is an important playoff.
00:15:58 If she messes up,
00:16:01 Her.
00:16:06 Dear, your mother says...
00:16:08 I heard her, Daddy.
00:16:10 - Hi, Virginia.
00:16:11 Come on, Annabel,
00:16:14 You guys are my friends, right?
00:16:16 - I've got to talk to you.
00:16:19 Now, girls, you're not
00:16:22 I feel I can speak
00:16:24 You're intelligent enough
00:16:26 exactly what I have to
00:16:31 What is this?
00:16:33 It's your usual "Rum Raisin
00:16:38 Figures.
00:16:40 What else would the junk-food
00:16:43 That is about the most
00:16:46 I've ever put inside my mouth.
00:16:52 You see something different?
00:16:53 Something different?
00:16:57 You see I am
00:16:59 from the Annabel you know.
00:17:00 Correct?
00:17:02 All right.
00:17:04 Listen very carefully.
00:17:05 I'm not Annabel.
00:17:07 Who are you?
00:17:09 I'm her mother.
00:17:12 Oh, that's sensational!
00:17:16 Virginia, dear,
00:17:19 Don't scuff your shoes.
00:17:22 No, I mean it.
00:17:24 Oh, me too, darling.
00:17:26 I'm not Jo-Jo.
00:17:28 I love it.
00:17:29 Give me a pack
00:17:32 Are you kidding?
00:17:33 Don't be fresh with me,
00:17:35 I'll report you to the manager.
00:17:36 [Sarcastically]
00:17:39 JO-JO:
00:17:41 You ought to be in Drama class.
00:17:43 Hurry along, children.
00:17:46 There's only one thing wrong
00:17:49 Our mothers couldn't get through
00:17:53 What did you say?
00:17:54 - Right on, Annabel.
00:17:57 Your mother wouldn't make it
00:18:00 For sure.
00:18:02 I can just picture my mom
00:18:05 Or Ms. Murphy in typing.
00:18:08 My mother would not freak out.
00:18:11 You're really weird.
00:18:14 Young lady,
00:18:16 in the last few minutes.
00:18:17 BAMBI:
00:18:19 I like this game.
00:18:21 - Children, don't tarry.
00:18:24 ELLEN:
00:18:25 What's so tough
00:18:28 You coming, Annabel?
00:18:31 You bet she is.
00:18:33 I am.
00:18:35 ELLEN:
00:18:37 You said scrambled eggs.
00:18:38 Sorry. I don't have time
00:18:43 Fried?
00:18:44 Cooking's not my thing today.
00:18:46 You can eat this.
00:18:47 Oh, I can't.
00:18:49 That's Annabel's sugar-coated
00:18:52 which she bought with her money
00:18:54 to eat when she watches
00:18:56 She'll kill me if I eat them.
00:18:57 ANNABEL:
00:18:59 Annabel wants you to eat
00:19:01 her sugar-coated
00:19:02 - She does?
00:19:04 I ought to know.
00:19:05 Move it.
00:19:08 Bye, Mommy.
00:19:10 ANNABEL:
00:19:14 Hon, I want you to do
00:19:16 for the ceremony.
00:19:18 Besides water-ski?
00:19:19 - What?
00:19:21 You've never been on water skis.
00:19:24 I was only kidding, Daddy.
00:19:25 "Daddy"? You never called me
00:19:28 No. I never will again,
00:19:30 Are you feeling all right?
00:19:32 - Never better.
00:19:33 Hmm.
00:19:35 Better bring me a change
00:19:39 White slacks.
00:19:40 A maroon tie.
00:19:43 See if you can find
00:20:04 Are you sure
00:20:06 Fine. Fine.
00:20:10 Where was I?
00:20:11 I was finding
00:20:13 Oh, yeah.
00:20:14 - My white shoes.
00:20:16 - Blue blazer.
00:20:18 It might need a trip
00:20:20 That shirt with
00:20:22 Be careful when you press it.
00:20:24 It's pure silk, you know.
00:20:26 Anything else?
00:20:29 Now that you ask.
00:20:30 If the shoes need a polish,
00:20:32 Of course.
00:20:34 Thatagirl.
00:20:36 I do my job,
00:20:39 ANNABEL:
00:20:41 Well, maybe Mom will enjoy
00:20:44 ELLEN: No wonder Annabel
00:20:47 These sneakers feel
00:20:52 You're right about your hair.
00:20:55 And now look at me.
00:20:56 To tell you the truth,
00:20:58 it's much more becoming
00:20:59 Whose side are you on?
00:21:01 How can you expect me
00:21:03 about your horrible,
00:21:05 That's uncalled for.
00:21:06 I'm using your words exactly.
00:21:09 ELLEN:
00:21:10 Come on, girls.
00:21:13 You're holding up everything.
00:21:16 I don't have one
00:21:19 It's okay.
00:21:20 Money's perfectly acceptable.
00:21:24 Virginia, could you possibly?
00:21:26 No, I couldn't possibly.
00:21:27 I know you have
00:21:29 I could tell by your walk.
00:21:31 ELLEN:
00:21:32 Oh, of course, my walk.
00:21:39 Oh, my God. Jeez.
00:21:44 Excuse me.
00:21:45 Sir? Thank you.
00:21:53 - There you go.
00:22:07 ELLEN: I don't believe
00:22:09 I doubt it's ever seen
00:22:12 Hmm.
00:22:13 But why should it?
00:22:15 The sock isn't much cleaner.
00:22:22 ANNABEL:
00:22:23 Dumb, dribbly gook.
00:22:27 Yuck!
00:22:29 Who needs hand lotion, anyway?
00:22:31 Let them get old and wrinkled.
00:22:35 Now. What next?
00:22:38 How about a little makeup
00:22:41 Yeah, why not?
00:22:43 Hmm.
00:22:56 You're lovely, my dear.
00:22:59 Wait till they see you
00:23:02 sipping champagne.
00:23:04 Ooh, I love champagne.
00:23:07 Wait a minute.
00:23:10 Maybe I won't like it.
00:23:12 Oh, well.
00:23:16 I wish I hadn't tried this.
00:23:19 Come on! Stick!
00:23:21 Stick, you hairy,
00:23:24 Maybe I can cover them up.
00:23:27 Ah, forget it.
00:23:29 Just a touch of color.
00:23:37 Beautiful.
00:23:38 Oops.
00:23:41 Perfect. Just gorgeous.
00:23:43 It's not real.
00:23:47 Ridiculous.
00:23:54 Impossible!
00:23:55 What is?
00:23:57 Nothing.
00:23:58 Well, I wish you'd stop it.
00:24:01 You look crazy,
00:24:04 and waving your hands around.
00:24:05 Sorry.
00:24:06 ELLEN:
00:24:08 She probably thinks I
00:24:11 watching TV.
00:24:13 [Chuckles]
00:24:15 Ha! Will she find out!
00:24:17 What's with her?
00:24:19 Something wrong with her noggin?
00:24:21 How would I know?
00:24:22 I've never seen her before
00:25:00 [Muffled]
00:25:02 [Groans, whines]
00:25:04 ANNABEL: What's the big deal
00:25:07 How tough can it be?
00:25:10 Toss in a little stuff here.
00:25:22 If it doesn't want to go,
00:25:31 That wasn't so bad.
00:25:33 Now for some potato chips.
00:25:36 A little of the boob tube.
00:25:39 Come on, Max.
00:25:44 Whoa.
00:25:47 MAN ON TV:
00:25:50 the newer, brighter detergent,
00:25:53 So long, Sister Susie.
00:25:55 [Man speaking Spanish]
00:26:01 Adios, muchacho.
00:26:03 Wiggling, friends.
00:26:05 Can you wiggle like Wiggly?
00:26:07 Let's go.
00:26:09 Don't let go, Wiggly.
00:26:10 Wiggle this way.
00:26:12 Wiggle!
00:26:15 - Wiggle!
00:26:19 ANNABEL:
00:26:30 Whoa, there!
00:26:32 - [Rings]
00:26:33 You're gonna be fine.
00:26:34 Just a little case
00:26:48 Hello?
00:26:50 Wait!
00:26:52 I'll have to take it
00:26:54 Thank you!
00:27:00 - Hello?
00:27:02 Hang on. I got to hang up
00:27:08 Holy cow!
00:27:15 Couldn't you pick
00:27:17 What was the matter
00:27:20 You had to shake yourself
00:27:22 Come on, now, shape up.
00:27:24 [Gurgling]
00:27:28 Ulysses' Repair and Plumbing.
00:27:31 - [Dialing]
00:27:34 BILL:
00:27:35 Hey, Ellen! Ellen?
00:27:38 Hello? Operator?
00:27:40 [As operator] Sir, this
00:27:43 Simply hang up.
00:27:45 You will be able
00:27:47 This is a recording.
00:27:48 BILL:
00:27:50 Well, slow down, Mack.
00:27:53 Bill. It's Bill.
00:27:54 Bill? Bill who?
00:27:56 Oh. Oh!
00:27:58 Hello?
00:27:59 My husband.
00:28:01 How's it going
00:28:03 Never mind.
00:28:05 Just rinsing out
00:28:08 Oh, okay.
00:28:09 Joffert, Jennings,
00:28:11 may be dropping by for drinks.
00:28:13 You better drive down
00:28:15 Booze?
00:28:17 Drive?
00:28:18 Honey, what's the matter?
00:28:21 Nothing.
00:28:23 to drive anywhere today, Daddy.
00:28:27 At noon, after you pick up
00:28:30 Ben?
00:28:32 ANNABEL:
00:28:34 You know that slinky
00:28:36 Why don't you wear that?
00:28:37 I got to run.
00:28:40 Booze?
00:28:43 My husband, Bill.
00:28:45 ANNABEL:
00:28:47 Go here, go there.
00:28:49 As a dad, you're super.
00:28:51 As a husband, you're more
00:28:53 (music) Annabella couldn't find
00:28:56 For pity's sake.
00:28:57 I got a rise
00:28:59 You did not.
00:29:00 I can lead some people
00:29:02 Her you can lead by the teeth.
00:29:05 One thing you need, young man,
00:29:07 is a good,
00:29:08 - Give me mercy.
00:29:10 Forget that silly game.
00:29:14 Hi, I brought
00:29:16 - Tuna fish and peanut butter.
00:29:19 And grape yogurt.
00:29:22 Sure. Okay.
00:29:23 ELLEN: How sickening. No wonder
00:29:26 You can't eat with Gordy.
00:29:28 Remember we have
00:29:30 What a shame.
00:29:38 ELLEN: Now let's see
00:29:42 Wait a minute.
00:29:44 Oh, schedule, schedule,
00:29:47 Let's see.
00:29:48 I'll be lucky if I can read
00:29:53 "Friday, first period.
00:29:55 The Principles
00:29:57 Oh, sure.
00:29:58 The cornerstone
00:30:03 Well, at this stage,
00:30:05 the developing action
00:30:08 but the film
00:30:12 The safe red light continues
00:30:16 And extreme caution
00:30:19 to avoid any outside light
00:30:21 for fear of ruining
00:30:26 Now, the next step is to...
00:30:28 Is this Still Photography?
00:30:29 Sorry I'm late.
00:30:36 What about the windows?
00:30:42 ELLEN:
00:30:44 [Groans]
00:30:51 Sorry about that.
00:30:55 MAN ON RADIO:
00:30:57 And only 2 more calls
00:30:59 to solve the K6500
00:31:03 and win over $5,000
00:31:06 All right here on your music,
00:31:09 K6500.
00:31:11 [Up-tempo music plays
00:31:15 Morning.
00:31:21 I said, "Good morning"!
00:31:22 [Cloth tears]
00:31:23 Mrs. Schmauss, you scared me!
00:31:26 No wonder!
00:31:27 What with this rock 'n' roller
00:31:30 It gives you a headache!
00:31:31 [Music stops]
00:31:32 That's better.
00:31:34 Now I don't have to yell!
00:31:37 Ah, what a shame.
00:31:40 You ruined that precious outfit.
00:31:43 Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.
00:31:44 Well, where do I start, honey?
00:31:48 In the kitchen.
00:31:51 What happened?
00:31:53 The washing machine
00:31:55 Let's take a look
00:31:58 Oh, no, no!
00:32:00 No wonder!
00:32:01 You're gonna cram your shirts.
00:32:04 And your rugs.
00:32:06 Ohhhh!
00:32:09 And your sneakers.
00:32:11 And some little tin things.
00:32:14 And...
00:32:16 What are these
00:32:18 Oh, jacks.
00:32:21 That's cute.
00:32:22 And all your jacks
00:32:25 Not to mention,
00:32:29 That is your problem.
00:32:31 Well, that's what comes
00:32:33 of letting Annabel help
00:32:36 That sweet thing,
00:32:39 A genuine first.
00:32:42 Mrs. Schmauss,
00:32:45 I want you to
00:32:47 and then sew up this
00:32:49 Hold it, honey!
00:32:51 When I came to work for you,
00:32:53 there were a couple of things
00:32:56 Number one is, I don't do
00:32:59 I see.
00:33:02 Do we have to
00:33:04 Just give me a refresher on it.
00:33:06 What is the number two thing
00:33:09 The number two thing
00:33:12 I don't pick up pigpens.
00:33:15 That's an honor I reserve
00:33:19 Well, look at this.
00:33:22 Ahh.
00:33:24 Banana peel.
00:33:29 Half a paperback.
00:33:33 And now we get to see
00:33:34 what's behind
00:33:39 A bicycle pump.
00:33:42 A broken water ski.
00:33:46 A tin shovel.
00:33:51 All right.
00:33:53 Begin.
00:34:12 ELLEN:
00:34:22 Hey, Bambi.
00:34:24 There's something wrong
00:34:29 Well, turn it on.
00:34:31 What do you mean?
00:34:32 It's a typewriter,
00:34:34 An electric typewriter
00:34:38 Dummy.
00:34:39 ELLEN:
00:34:41 [Chuckles] Oh, well,
00:35:06 This is ridiculous!
00:35:16 Annabel, what's the trouble?
00:35:18 Small mechanical problem here.
00:35:20 Go use one of
00:35:22 I'll give you
00:36:03 [Doorbell buzzing]
00:36:05 Mrs. Schmauss, would you...
00:36:07 That's another thing
00:36:11 All right, already!
00:36:14 Right over there, baby.
00:36:18 Your car, Mrs. Andrews.
00:36:19 Washed, lubed,
00:36:21 Oh, thanks...
00:36:24 Lloyd.
00:36:25 $ 14.50.
00:36:26 Check?
00:36:27 ANNABEL:
00:36:29 Will you take cash?
00:36:31 Yeah. Some people
00:36:33 Okay, just a second.
00:36:34 I have to get my mother's...
00:36:40 [Doorbell rings]
00:36:44 Hang in there, Lloyd.
00:36:45 I have to...
00:36:48 Let me go see who's
00:36:56 Hi, Mrs. Andrews.
00:36:57 Right on time.
00:36:58 Yes, right on time.
00:37:01 The carpets, remember?
00:37:03 Sure. Sure.
00:37:06 Just slipped my mind.
00:37:08 Cool it, Max.
00:37:10 Care where we start?
00:37:12 Just pick a carpet.
00:37:14 Can I get my $ 14.50,
00:37:16 Yeah, I forgot.
00:37:17 I'll get the $ 14.50.
00:37:21 I'll find it, Lloyd.
00:37:24 Any of you fellas got $ 14.50
00:37:27 Hey, you got $ 14.50?
00:37:30 Come on.
00:37:32 MRS. SCHMAUSS:
00:37:34 And while we're on the subject.
00:37:36 I have something else
00:37:39 That kid has no discipline.
00:37:40 And a kid without discipline
00:37:43 is the fault of the mother
00:37:45 Not necessarily, Mrs. Schmauss.
00:37:48 ANNABEL:
00:37:50 [Doorbell buzzes]
00:37:59 Hi!
00:38:00 Oh, how do you do,
00:38:02 Oh, feel free to call me
00:38:05 Oh, yeah. Mary Kay!
00:38:07 Listen,
00:38:09 Sure. Borrow mine.
00:38:10 No, yours is broken.
00:38:13 Yeah! Here.
00:38:15 It must be
00:38:17 - In the kitchen?
00:38:20 I've seen it time and again
00:38:24 That kid'll be on dope
00:38:26 Oh, what makes you so sure,
00:38:29 Mrs. Andrews, can I...
00:38:31 Oh, yes, $ 14.50
00:38:33 You got a pair of pliers?
00:38:34 [Doorbell ringing]
00:38:35 Ohhhh!
00:38:37 Listen, you, here.
00:38:39 While you're looking
00:38:42 find this gentleman the pliers.
00:38:44 I have to find the door.
00:38:45 I wanted my hair drier.
00:38:51 - Hi, Mrs. Andrews.
00:38:52 Bet you thought
00:38:55 Brought your nice,
00:38:58 Pick a window that's empty
00:39:00 MRS. SCHMAUSS: Just in case
00:39:04 You want to know how it starts?
00:39:08 Remember Wednesday
00:39:11 if I saw that half bottle
00:39:14 I suppose that was your way
00:39:16 of accusing me
00:39:19 Yes, probably was.
00:39:21 Aha. Well, I have
00:39:24 [Doorbell buzzing]
00:39:25 Excuse me.
00:39:27 Mrs. Andrews,
00:39:29 Grab a number!
00:39:34 But do you know
00:39:36 Annabel, huh?
00:39:38 You said it.
00:39:40 Hey, action city.
00:39:41 You're fired!
00:39:42 That suits me fine!
00:39:44 Not now, Mrs. Schmauss!
00:39:45 After you finish
00:39:48 Do them yourself!
00:39:49 You traitor!
00:39:51 Could I just get my $ 14.50?
00:39:53 What about my hair drier?!
00:39:55 Here's your dog, lady!
00:39:56 Maybe we'll come back
00:39:59 Ellen, my hair drier!
00:40:00 We got to move
00:40:02 You owe me $ 14.50.
00:40:03 My hair drier!
00:40:06 The hair drier!
00:40:08 Ellen!
00:40:09 [Whistle blowing]
00:40:12 [Marching band plays]
00:40:21 That typing teacher
00:40:24 She just could not accept
00:40:25 that it was
00:40:28 Sorry I missed it.
00:40:31 What a trying day.
00:40:33 Nothing, as long as
00:40:36 "Mc" who?
00:40:37 McGuirk.
00:40:40 Oh, no.
00:40:41 What's wrong, Annabel?
00:40:43 It's due today.
00:40:47 No. What'll I do?
00:40:49 You better cut English.
00:40:51 I'll tell McGuirk you went
00:40:54 Should I actually do that?
00:40:55 No, you nerd.
00:40:58 ELLEN:
00:41:00 You can't go home.
00:41:01 The big hockey game's today.
00:41:04 Hockey?!
00:41:05 ELLEN:
00:41:07 I think I do feel
00:41:10 Hey, we're up.
00:41:13 [Plays off-key]
00:41:21 [Whistle blows]
00:41:35 [Whistle blows]
00:41:49 Annabel!
00:41:51 Do you know where you are?!
00:41:52 No. But if you hum a few bars,
00:42:06 The buffet is set up onshore.
00:42:09 But I thought that our clients
00:42:11 would have more fun
00:42:14 by watching it from this float.
00:42:16 There's an overall picture
00:42:20 A good view of the shoreline.
00:42:22 And there's an excellent
00:42:25 for the fireworks display
00:42:28 I think we should've held out
00:42:30 for the professional
00:42:33 I can assure you there's
00:42:36 My daughter and her club
00:42:39 This is a big account.
00:42:40 You're sure these kids
00:42:43 Mr. Joffert, I can assure you
00:42:46 it's gonna be
00:42:48 And, well, if I
00:42:52 my daughter Annabel
00:42:55 You really should see her.
00:42:57 I can hardly wait.
00:42:59 [Intercom buzzes]
00:43:00 Excuse me.
00:43:02 Hello?
00:43:04 It's my wife.
00:43:06 Hi, honey.
00:43:07 Well, if you fired her,
00:43:10 I don't understand
00:43:12 about how upset
00:43:14 Your mother lives in Dayton.
00:43:17 I could've told you
00:43:20 That's not her mother.
00:43:21 That's someone else.
00:43:24 Listen, honey, I'm busy now.
00:43:27 Mechanic, too?
00:43:30 The carpet cleaners?
00:43:33 And the drapery man?
00:43:36 Is the dog still there?
00:43:39 No, I know that's
00:43:41 Now, look, I'll take care
00:43:45 Honey, I got to go!
00:43:46 No, look, no.
00:43:47 I'll see you
00:43:50 Don't forget my clothes.
00:44:00 What do you think, Max?
00:44:02 At least there's no ring
00:44:06 Okay.
00:44:09 Oh, great.
00:44:11 He's gonna kill me.
00:44:16 I quit!
00:44:17 I really quit.
00:44:19 ANNABEL:
00:44:21 I don't do personal
00:44:23 Everybody around here
00:44:29 Rotten Ape Face!
00:44:35 All right,
00:44:37 Breakfast at last.
00:44:47 What a morning.
00:44:49 I'm bored.
00:44:52 Hmm. Bored.
00:44:55 I wonder if Boris is home.
00:44:59 Hey, Annabel.
00:45:02 I can make a pitch for me
00:45:04 I mean, when I am gorgeous
00:45:07 What'll I say?
00:45:08 What's happening, man?
00:45:10 Hi, lover boy.
00:45:11 Hello, Boris?
00:45:13 This is Mrs. Andrews
00:45:16 I was wondering,
00:45:19 Sugar's too corny.
00:45:24 ...kibble?
00:45:25 Kibble. K-l-B-B-L-E.
00:45:28 You know, the stuff dogs eat?
00:45:31 Yeah, cat kibble.
00:45:34 When Max is hungry,
00:45:37 He's not a kibble quibbler.
00:45:40 So I wonder, could...
00:45:42 No.
00:45:43 Annabel's not home.
00:45:48 Terrific.
00:45:50 See you.
00:45:51 Oh, wow.
00:45:53 I can't let him see me
00:45:55 I've got to
00:45:57 Sexy, slinky.
00:46:07 [Doorbell rings]
00:46:09 ELLEN:
00:46:10 - Come in, Boris!
00:46:15 [Imitating British accent]
00:46:20 Do make yourself
00:46:25 [Barking continues]
00:46:27 [Normal voice]
00:46:29 [Barking stops]
00:46:38 ANNABEL:
00:46:47 Boris!
00:46:49 Oh, this is good of you.
00:46:51 Do come in.
00:46:53 [Congested]
00:46:55 Far out!
00:46:57 "Catty Kibbles with horsemeat."
00:46:59 And a ten-cent coupon
00:47:02 I can only stay a minute.
00:47:05 Oh, Boris.
00:47:08 I got to go.
00:47:09 Yum-yum. Oh, Boris, that's
00:47:13 Oh, no, no. Let me get you
00:47:16 You don't have to.
00:47:18 I'll put this away.
00:47:19 You don't have to.
00:47:20 In the jewelry box.
00:47:25 You know, Boris,
00:47:27 is the first time
00:47:30 to see our lovely, lovely home!
00:47:32 It's simple but elegant!
00:47:34 Boris? Boris?
00:47:36 Who lives in here?
00:47:38 My son, Ben.
00:47:40 With a canopy bed
00:47:42 With a canopy bed
00:47:44 He's a peculiar boy.
00:47:46 I'll say.
00:47:48 Excuse me, Boris.
00:47:49 Boris, here.
00:47:52 Take two.
00:47:54 Thank you.
00:47:55 Hmm. They're good.
00:47:56 - Delicious.
00:47:58 I don't really have a cold.
00:48:00 Or an allergy to my mother.
00:48:03 Anyway, it comes and goes.
00:48:04 It keeps me home from school.
00:48:08 Well...
00:48:09 Boris! You want to hang around
00:48:12 Being cooped up in here
00:48:16 Sure.
00:48:17 But aren't you dressed kinda
00:48:22 You're right.
00:48:29 You and your boy
00:48:32 Yeah, I told you he's peculiar.
00:48:36 Okay.
00:48:38 Let's go.
00:48:41 ...Which indirectly led
00:48:45 into what, class?
00:48:47 Korean Conflict.
00:48:48 Yes.
00:48:49 And that took place when,
00:48:52 In June or July of 1950
00:48:54 with the naval air and ground
00:48:56 Precisely.
00:48:58 Didn't anyone else do
00:49:01 Go on, Annabel.
00:49:03 ELLEN:
00:49:05 Well, in order to fully
00:49:10 it is necessary to review
00:49:13 Is that very hard to throw?
00:49:17 Not if you know how.
00:49:18 Want me to show you?
00:49:20 Mm-hmm.
00:49:22 Come here.
00:49:24 Okay.
00:49:27 Okay.
00:49:29 Excuse me.
00:49:30 Okay, you just swing
00:49:33 - Then bring it forward.
00:49:35 - Swing it back.
00:49:37 Then you bring it forward.
00:49:38 - Then you swing it back.
00:49:40 Then you bring it...
00:49:44 Try it by yourself.
00:49:45 Okay.
00:49:50 Say, I bet you do
00:49:52 If you think I'd be good,
00:49:56 She'd be so good.
00:49:57 I'd rather show you.
00:49:59 ANNABEL:
00:50:03 Actually, Boris, lately,
00:50:08 She's no longer the same person
00:50:12 with a tin shovel in the
00:50:15 Four.
00:50:17 Okay, four.
00:50:19 Anyway, if you'd seen
00:50:21 you wouldn't recognize her.
00:50:23 Does she still have braces?
00:50:25 'Cause if she still has braces,
00:50:28 I mean, now Annabel is so nice.
00:50:32 She's nice-nice nice.
00:50:34 - Well, I'm sure she is.
00:50:36 But, Miss Andrews,
00:50:39 that's not saying much.
00:50:41 Boris, you turkey.
00:50:48 Split!
00:50:51 It didn't turn around
00:50:53 Did it ever do that with you?!
00:50:54 No, I just got it today.
00:50:56 I never thrown it.
00:50:58 The responsibility fell on
00:51:05 ELLEN:
00:51:06 [Laughter]
00:51:07 "Clam up and"...Hmm.
00:51:10 Very cute.
00:51:14 Go ahead, Annabel.
00:51:17 Responsibility fell on
00:51:20 which was the first Republican
00:51:23 The most salient characteristic
00:51:27 What's going on back there?!
00:51:29 I'm sorry, Miss Benson.
00:51:33 [Bell rings]
00:51:35 I gotta get some books
00:51:37 I'll meet you after class.
00:51:39 I have an even better idea.
00:51:41 Come on.
00:51:42 You're too much!
00:51:45 What's wrong?
00:51:46 One day you don't know
00:51:48 Today you made us all
00:51:51 I don't understand, Virginia.
00:51:53 I was just doing
00:51:55 What do you want me to do?
00:51:59 - See you later, Annabel.
00:52:01 Bye-bye, Brains.
00:52:05 ELLEN:
00:52:06 One bunch thumps you
00:52:08 The other bunch snubs
00:52:11 Oh! What a zoo!
00:52:14 Sorry about that accident.
00:52:16 My fault. I just owe Mary Kay
00:52:20 Yeah, well, anyway, thanks.
00:52:22 Okay.
00:52:24 It's really nice.
00:52:25 Maybe we should do it again.
00:52:27 I mean, we could play Monopoly,
00:52:29 - Well, I'd like that.
00:52:31 Most grown-ups
00:52:34 They're always too busy
00:52:36 But, then, you're not
00:52:39 ANNABEL:
00:52:41 You're...
00:52:43 - Yeah?
00:52:45 Did you notice
00:52:47 Yeah.
00:52:48 Maybe I'm allergic to my mother.
00:52:50 But I'm certainly
00:52:53 In fact, I kinda wish
00:52:57 And I wish I were
00:53:00 or something like that,
00:53:05 Oh, well, see you, Boris.
00:53:10 - And Mrs. Andrews?
00:53:12 Well, you shouldn't
00:53:14 It's not your fault
00:53:18 I mean, she's probably what
00:53:21 Oh!
00:53:28 I wish I was dead!
00:53:37 Team, listen up!
00:53:41 [Whistle blows]
00:53:43 Listen up!
00:53:45 I don't have to tell you
00:53:48 They're out to kill us!
00:53:50 I want you guys to get out there
00:53:54 ELLEN: I don't believe this.
00:53:56 TOGETHER:
00:53:58 Can we beat these cream puffs?
00:53:59 TOGETHER:
00:54:01 Are we gonna beat 'em?
00:54:02 TOGETHER:
00:54:03 Let's get out there
00:54:06 [Indistinct cheering]
00:54:10 Where's your team spirit,
00:54:12 Never seen you so down before.
00:54:14 You haven't?
00:54:16 I guess I'm just
00:54:18 Don't be silly.
00:54:19 All you gotta do
00:54:21 is make your usual zillion
00:54:25 ELLEN:
00:54:26 COACH BETS Y:
00:54:27 Uh-oh.
00:54:28 Andrews, why aren't
00:54:31 Get on the stick!
00:54:32 Sure, but which one's
00:54:34 Andrews, move, move, move!
00:54:37 My locker's stuck.
00:54:38 You'll just have
00:54:40 Perform without you?
00:54:43 What's with the big words?
00:54:44 Here!
00:54:48 Don't you ever take
00:54:51 Never!
00:54:52 Now, suit up and get out there
00:55:05 Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
00:55:07 Shut up, you guys,
00:55:09 Now, remember our game plan.
00:55:12 Get the ball to Annabel!
00:55:14 If anybody's gonna win it
00:55:16 rock-'em, sock-'em,
00:55:19 [All cheering]
00:55:20 Get your butts out there
00:55:25 [Cheering continues]
00:55:27 Now, listen, girls.
00:55:29 I taught you to play fair,
00:55:31 to play clean,
00:55:34 Still, the name of
00:55:37 And we can only win this one
00:55:40 Get Annabel Andrews
00:55:43 [All cheering]
00:55:47 Look, I'm gonna try
00:55:49 but if anything
00:55:51 Well, why should it?
00:55:52 Well, I told you.
00:55:55 So I've noticed.
00:55:58 This is a real important game.
00:56:00 I'll try.
00:56:02 But I mean it.
00:56:05 [Whistle blows]
00:56:07 Forward in the "centa"!
00:56:09 Center.
00:56:10 Oh!
00:56:11 Hey, that's you.
00:56:13 Go get 'em, Annabel.
00:56:22 ELLEN: I played this once
00:56:24 Ready to bully!
00:56:30 Bully!
00:56:31 Come on, let's go!
00:56:38 Ow! Ow! Oh!
00:56:41 Don't worry. I'm all right.
00:56:46 Go get it!
00:57:03 How come you didn't bring
00:57:06 How come I didn't bring
00:57:09 Quit griping, will you?
00:57:10 I thought we could use
00:57:12 We'll never make it home
00:57:14 Sit here. It just happens
00:57:18 It's a pickup lunch.
00:57:20 Throw the rest
00:57:24 - Gin?
00:57:26 That's the wrong bag, honey.
00:57:28 No lamb chops, baked potato,
00:57:31 Not unless you want to
00:57:33 I fired Mrs. Schmauss.
00:57:35 Yahoo!
00:57:36 You didn't like her either.
00:57:38 Like her?
00:57:41 She talks cross
00:57:43 But mostly I hate her
00:57:45 because she says Annabel's
00:57:48 I heard that once today.
00:57:51 Besides, does it make sense?
00:57:53 You hate Mrs. Schmauss because
00:57:56 But Annabel hates you.
00:57:58 By rights, the person
00:58:01 I know.
00:58:03 I try, but I just can't.
00:58:05 Why not?
00:58:06 Well, for one thing.
00:58:07 Let's see.
00:58:10 Like the time we filled up
00:58:12 and threw them out the window.
00:58:14 Oh, that was really neat.
00:58:16 Want to tell Mommy some other
00:58:20 There's Billy and John!
00:58:22 - Sure.
00:58:26 ANNABEL:
00:58:34 Don't just lie there, Annabel!
00:58:36 Get up and hit 'em back!
00:58:38 We're gonna lose if she
00:58:56 Time-out. Time-out.
00:58:57 I gotta tie my shoelaces, here.
00:59:04 No, hold on!
00:59:10 Who did that?
00:59:12 You're gonna get it this time.
00:59:17 [Whistle blows]
00:59:18 Foul!
00:59:19 Yes, definitely a foul.
00:59:22 ELLEN: Two years and $2, 000 to
00:59:25 and they want to knock them out
00:59:28 I quit!
00:59:30 Annabel, come on back!
00:59:32 Annabel, where are you going?
00:59:33 The game's not over.
00:59:35 The score is tied.
00:59:37 Where are you going, Annabel?
00:59:39 She's probably changing
00:59:42 Annabel, yellow?
00:59:44 Sloppy, yes.
00:59:46 Yellow, never!
00:59:48 All right, give me
00:59:50 and get out of my way!
00:59:52 We're gonna win this game!
00:59:55 [Whistle blows]
01:00:03 I got this!
01:00:04 I got it!
01:00:05 Ahh!
01:00:08 BOYS:
01:00:10 Wow!
01:00:11 BO Y:
01:00:35 Yay!
01:01:06 You're out!
01:01:07 What do you mean, I'm out?
01:01:09 - You're out!
01:01:10 - I was safe.
01:01:12 What do you mean, I'm out?
01:01:14 Go take a walk!
01:01:15 Okay. Mmm!
01:01:40 Strike three!
01:02:14 Whoo!
01:02:15 All right!
01:02:23 No, no.
01:02:25 Come back, Annabel!
01:02:27 Don't do this to me!
01:02:29 Hey, way to go, Annabel!
01:02:31 Good move!
01:02:33 No, Annabel.
01:02:35 No! No! No!
01:02:37 [Whistle blows]
01:02:40 Oh!
01:02:41 Time!
01:02:43 Winning goal by blue captain,
01:02:46 Final score.
01:02:48 Reds, eight.
01:02:55 Where did I go wrong?
01:02:58 I know it's hard for you
01:03:00 I'm Jo-Jo, and you're Annabel.
01:03:02 And we both play
01:03:05 ELLEN: Oh, good grief.
01:03:08 Boy, Mom, that was terrific.
01:03:11 That's even better than Annabel.
01:03:14 Really?
01:03:17 - And she's beautiful.
01:03:19 I think she's beautiful.
01:03:22 I hope when I get that old,
01:03:25 With your luck,
01:03:28 That's what I'm afraid of.
01:03:30 Then Annabel's gonna hate me
01:03:34 Well, why does she
01:03:36 Because there's nothing
01:03:39 than a little blue-eyed saint
01:03:41 who's always on time,
01:03:45 Do you hate me, too?
01:03:47 Don't be a jackass.
01:03:48 I'm trying to tell you
01:03:50 But I can't help those things.
01:03:53 I can't help what I look like.
01:03:55 And about being neat.
01:03:58 Listen, if I thought
01:04:01 I'd be messy.
01:04:03 I've even tried being messy.
01:04:05 Once I took all
01:04:07 and the books on the shelves
01:04:09 and the big bag of marbles
01:04:13 so Annabel wouldn't be
01:04:17 That stinky old Mrs. Schmauss
01:04:19 said I was too young to know any
01:04:23 So no matter what I do,
01:04:27 Well, why don't you
01:04:29 That's a good idea.
01:04:31 I told you before.
01:04:32 I tried.
01:04:33 But you can't hate someone
01:04:36 Can you, Mom?
01:04:38 No, I didn't use to think so.
01:04:42 ANNABEL:
01:04:46 Now blow.
01:04:48 - Feel better now?
01:04:49 Come on, let's go home.
01:04:56 Honey, where have you been?!
01:04:58 Never mind.
01:05:00 That rat-fink Mary Kay.
01:05:04 Told you about the boomerang
01:05:07 I've got a real problem.
01:05:08 Will you listen
01:05:11 We have no buffet
01:05:14 Mrs. White thought Mrs. Matthews
01:05:17 Mrs. Matthews thought Mrs. White
01:05:20 Who's gonna handle it?
01:05:21 - You are!
01:05:23 There's only gonna be 25 people.
01:05:24 I've already told them
01:05:28 - No! But I...
01:05:30 You got three whole hours.
01:05:31 Thanks, love.
01:05:34 Whew!
01:05:35 Bah!
01:05:38 Male chauvinist pig.
01:05:40 Mommy, why did you call Daddy
01:05:44 Because that's what he is.
01:05:46 But what is one?
01:05:47 A male chauvinist pig is a
01:05:51 taking bows for a shindig
01:05:54 and he gives his wife
01:05:58 Oh.
01:06:02 [Intercom buzzes]
01:06:04 Yes, Mr. Andrews?
01:06:05 ELLEN:
01:06:06 Where did she come from?
01:06:08 Uh-huh.
01:06:11 Oh, could you hold on
01:06:13 May I help you?
01:06:14 Could you tell Mr. Andrews
01:06:16 that his daughter
01:06:18 Mr. Andrews?
01:06:20 Your daughter is here.
01:06:24 Fine.
01:06:26 Would you walk this way, please?
01:06:32 You've got to be kidding.
01:06:35 You're the new secretary,
01:06:37 Enjoying your work?
01:06:39 Oh, very much.
01:06:40 How is Mr. Andrews to work for?
01:06:42 Oh, he's just a doll.
01:06:44 We get along.
01:06:50 He's pleasant
01:06:54 I can't complain.
01:06:56 I can.
01:06:59 You know, Miss...
01:07:01 Gibbons.
01:07:02 Miss Gibbons, yes.
01:07:03 My father is an extremely
01:07:06 Extremely devoted.
01:07:08 Oh, I know he is.
01:07:10 He talks about you and
01:07:14 She must be a lovely person.
01:07:17 Darn tootin'.
01:07:21 Dangerous lady to lock horns
01:07:34 - Hi.
01:07:35 Oh, hi, Honey.
01:07:37 Oh, nothing much.
01:07:39 Why didn't you tell Mom
01:07:41 What's there to tell?
01:07:43 But, darling,
01:07:49 Too late, Miss Gibbons.
01:07:53 Mr. Andrews, you wanted to sign
01:07:57 Thanks.
01:07:58 Lucille, you're
01:08:01 Oh, no.
01:08:02 It's just a bit chilly
01:08:05 Oh, yeah.
01:08:08 Hadn't noticed.
01:08:11 Thank you.
01:08:13 Mm-hmm.
01:08:18 Now, what can I do for you?
01:08:21 Look at me.
01:08:23 You look like
01:08:26 And I think
01:08:28 You came to ask me that?
01:08:30 Well, no, not exactly.
01:08:31 You know, I'm getting my braces
01:08:35 I thought I'd get my hair done
01:08:38 What's left of them.
01:08:40 You don't need
01:08:42 Oh, I know.
01:08:43 But I thought I'd go out
01:08:45 and get some new clothes
01:08:47 I wondered if I could borrow
01:08:50 with a note of authorization.
01:08:52 I think we can do that.
01:08:54 Miss Gibbons
01:08:55 I'll bet she can.
01:08:57 I think I hate Miss Gibbons.
01:09:07 Yes, Mr. Andrews?
01:09:08 Yeah.
01:09:15 Would you take
01:09:22 Yes, sir?
01:09:24 To whom it may concern.
01:09:29 "To whom it may concern."
01:09:32 Please allow my daughter,
01:09:34 whose signature appears below,
01:09:36 to use my credit cards,
01:09:39 Sincerely yours.
01:09:41 Certainly.
01:09:43 Have it ready for you
01:09:53 Ugly-looking thing, isn't she?
01:09:56 I'll tell you the truth.
01:09:59 She's got a lot on her mind.
01:10:00 She better not have.
01:10:02 Such as?
01:10:03 Husband's out of a job,
01:10:05 and a difficult mother-in-law.
01:10:07 Annabel, I don't have time
01:10:10 Anything else I can do?
01:10:12 No, nothing.
01:10:14 - Yeah.
01:10:15 Ellen Andrews, you are a
01:10:21 Thanks a lot, Daddy.
01:10:24 Okay.
01:10:27 How do you do that?
01:10:29 Turn it to preheat, stupido.
01:10:31 Preheat on our stove
01:10:33 is when the oven
01:10:35 It gets hot faster.
01:10:37 Oh.
01:10:39 For a 20-pound bird,
01:10:44 Do we have time?
01:10:45 Only if you double everything.
01:10:50 - [Telephone rings]
01:10:52 Hello?
01:10:55 Hang on.
01:10:57 Can't you see I'm up
01:11:00 Who is it?
01:11:02 Who are you,
01:11:05 Okay, I'll tell her.
01:11:08 That was
01:11:10 He says you're 15 minutes late
01:11:15 Mr. Dilk?
01:11:18 What does he want?
01:11:20 Wow!
01:11:21 What does he want?!
01:11:23 Oh!
01:11:25 Male chauvinist pig!
01:11:27 Mr. Dilk, too?
01:11:28 No, still your father
01:11:31 Who are you calling?
01:11:33 Hello, Boris?
01:11:36 This is Mrs. Andrews.
01:11:37 How would you like to babysit
01:11:43 Let's see, what else
01:11:45 The bird's in the oven.
01:11:46 Just don't touch it,
01:11:49 And, Boris, you don't say
01:11:51 you could whip up a dessert
01:11:54 Oh, you know, Jell-O,
01:11:56 I made a chocolate mousse once.
01:11:59 Do that again.
01:12:00 He's gonna cook?
01:12:01 Isn't that sort of
01:12:03 Look who's talking.
01:12:05 The kid with the canopy bed
01:12:08 - I don't have a...
01:12:10 I wouldn't mention that.
01:12:12 He's sensitive on the subject.
01:12:14 I can imagine.
01:12:17 Everything fine?
01:12:18 Okay, I'm off and running, kids.
01:12:19 Don't worry.
01:12:22 - Got your car keys?
01:12:24 For the car, you mean?
01:12:25 Oh, no.
01:12:28 In the state I'm in,
01:12:29 I'd probably kill
01:12:34 I can take the bus.
01:12:36 I've got bus fare.
01:12:38 I'll put this on in the bus.
01:14:11 Annabel!
01:14:14 We've been looking all over!
01:14:16 I got some new clothes.
01:14:17 Come on.
01:14:19 Come on, Annabel!
01:14:21 Why didn't you tell us
01:14:23 You look different.
01:14:24 Your dad's gonna be mad.
01:14:26 Let's get this hearse moving.
01:14:31 How could you come up
01:14:35 Doesn't she talk up in class?
01:14:37 All the time.
01:14:38 Doesn't that add up
01:14:40 It does. 37.
01:14:42 But Annabel has
01:14:45 and her verbal aptitude is
01:14:48 Nobody ever told me that.
01:14:50 Why didn't you tell me that?
01:14:52 ANNABEL:
01:14:54 I admire and love
01:14:56 She's the child
01:14:57 every teacher dreams of
01:15:00 When you finally do and can't
01:15:04 then you have to face the fact
01:15:08 And that Annabel,
01:15:10 would learn to implement the
01:15:14 But I don't have that ability,
01:15:16 And it just breaks my heart.
01:15:19 Come now, Miss McGuirk.
01:15:21 It's not your fault.
01:15:23 She's sometimes a bit
01:15:26 This is your daughter
01:15:29 Yes, I know.
01:15:30 She's suddenly changed
01:15:32 to a flaky chick.
01:15:36 Yes, flaky. That's it.
01:15:38 There has to be a reason
01:15:40 A variation in her environment?
01:15:43 The emergence of a heretofore
01:15:47 Will you run that by me
01:15:50 Does your family favor
01:15:53 Ape Face?
01:15:56 Well, she's obviously
01:16:00 I think she just wants to do
01:16:03 Naturally, that's
01:16:06 Could it possibly be you?
01:16:07 Are you an attentive mother?
01:16:09 Too darned attentive, I'd say.
01:16:11 Are you understanding?
01:16:13 Never.
01:16:14 Overdemanding?
01:16:16 You bet.
01:16:17 ANNABEL:
01:16:19 With all due respect,
01:16:22 do you consider yourself
01:16:24 Yeah.
01:16:25 I'm not number one
01:16:28 but I'd say I'm in the top ten.
01:16:30 You are loving to
01:16:32 Of course I am.
01:16:35 That's a dumb question.
01:16:37 Yeah, what kind of
01:16:40 This is going to be a little
01:16:44 Tell me, is there trouble
01:16:48 Now, hold on, Charlie!
01:16:51 Charles, please.
01:16:52 Charles, this is
01:16:55 We're here to talk about grades,
01:16:58 Oh, ho ho! Mrs. Andrews.
01:17:01 Yes, I called my husband
01:17:04 Big deal!
01:17:05 Revealing, don't you think?
01:17:07 I think you have
01:17:09 prying into people's
01:17:11 Attaway to go, Mom.
01:17:13 We're interested in getting at
01:17:16 She needs help.
01:17:17 And she's not the only one.
01:17:20 Besides, I think
01:17:23 Come Monday morning,
01:17:25 you're going to see
01:17:27 We mustn't expect her
01:17:30 Stranger things have happened,
01:17:34 [Sizzling]
01:17:35 BEN: You think
01:17:36 Sounds like it's gonna explode!
01:17:39 Your mother said
01:17:41 Now what happens?
01:17:42 The chocolate gets blended
01:17:46 I'll do it!
01:17:47 No!
01:17:49 Turn it off!
01:17:53 Creep!
01:17:56 Oh, man! Now I gotta
01:17:58 Sorry!
01:18:01 Hey, that's kinda good.
01:18:04 Boris, look!
01:18:05 Yeah, yeah, I see you're a mess.
01:18:08 Come on.
01:18:10 But, Boris...
01:18:11 Come on!
01:18:15 Hi, guys.
01:18:16 Ape Face. Ape Face.
01:18:19 It's nice to see you
01:18:21 Making mud pies?
01:18:22 - Mousse pies.
01:18:24 It blew up by mistake.
01:18:25 Blew up?
01:18:27 The turkey's about to...
01:18:28 That's enough, Max.
01:18:29 Let the chocolate soldier
01:18:32 Ooh, great.
01:18:33 Come on, you two.
01:18:35 You clean up the walls.
01:18:38 To the showers.
01:18:39 Go, go to the showers.
01:18:41 You to the kitchen.
01:18:43 What's that smell?
01:18:47 Oh, no.
01:18:50 Open a window,
01:18:52 Oh, my goodness.
01:18:55 I can't breathe.
01:19:05 Exploded mousse
01:19:08 Boris, how could you
01:19:11 - Sorry.
01:19:13 What now?
01:19:15 Just pretend.
01:19:16 Hello?
01:19:17 [Coughs] Yes?
01:19:19 Ellen, where are you?!
01:19:22 Right here.
01:19:25 Where's Annabel?
01:19:27 She's getting ready
01:19:30 What?
01:19:32 She'll be killed!
01:19:34 She's one of the best
01:19:37 She may have been this morning,
01:19:40 You've got to stop her, Bill.
01:19:42 Honey, you just let me handle
01:19:45 You get down here
01:19:47 Counting on you both.
01:19:49 But you're counting
01:19:52 I want my Mommy!
01:19:53 It's all right.
01:19:55 Let's make this
01:19:57 Boris, let's start all over.
01:20:00 We have some Catty Kibble left,
01:20:02 some green noodles,
01:20:04 We'll make a New Orleans
01:20:06 We'll sprinkle
01:20:09 I think I have some olives.
01:20:12 Parsley!
01:20:14 Let's get going, Boris.
01:20:40 Come on, Annabel.
01:20:43 I'm not going through
01:20:45 Don't start that.
01:20:48 Don't let me down now.
01:20:49 I'm not the same person
01:20:51 You sound just like your mother.
01:20:55 You don't care whether
01:20:58 We'll talk about that
01:21:00 I'll help you.
01:21:02 There we are.
01:21:03 First the foot.
01:21:06 Have we got everything?
01:21:08 Where's the turkey?!
01:21:10 You're gonna eat that thing?
01:21:11 You ever heard of smoked turkey?
01:21:14 Listen, Boris.
01:21:18 There are a few kooky things
01:21:20 Try and understand.
01:21:23 You name it.
01:21:24 Well, to begin with,
01:21:26 I know it's hard to believe,
01:21:30 You're right.
01:21:32 Do you drive, Boris?
01:21:34 Kinda, but I don't got a
01:21:37 It's better than getting killed.
01:21:40 I'm only 13 years old.
01:21:43 Oh, sure, and I'm only 38.
01:21:45 Please, Boris,
01:21:48 I'm not my mother.
01:21:49 I'm Annabel Andrews
01:21:53 You understand?
01:21:55 You don't believe me, do you?!
01:21:57 I think you're crazy.
01:21:59 Boris, I can't argue that.
01:22:02 I am a fruitcake.
01:22:04 But what kind of
01:22:06 to let me, a fruitcake,
01:22:08 I might get killed.
01:22:10 Don't you care?
01:22:11 Well, yeah, I care.
01:22:13 All right.
01:22:14 If you care, get into this car
01:22:18 so I can save my Dad's neck
01:22:22 I don't care that much.
01:22:23 Boris, buzz off.
01:22:25 Go ahead! Go away.
01:22:27 I got the turkey, Mom!
01:22:29 Wait a minute! 'Cause I
01:22:32 doesn't mean I don't
01:22:34 Creep, get in.
01:22:36 Onward and upward!
01:23:04 Listen, let me put it this way.
01:23:06 Number one,
01:23:08 I'm not gonna make
01:23:11 let alone break every bone.
01:23:12 Annabel, you can't
01:23:14 My job may depend on this deal.
01:23:16 I'm sorry.
01:23:19 Okay, okay, I give up.
01:23:21 Here, sit down.
01:23:24 Here, hold this.
01:23:26 Hit it, Charlie!
01:23:31 I'm sorry, honey!
01:23:33 I had to do it!
01:23:35 ELLEN:
01:23:42 Oh! Help!
01:23:48 - Which way do I turn here, left?
01:23:50 - Right?
01:23:52 - Left?
01:23:53 - Right?
01:24:07 Uh-oh.
01:24:08 Hey, I think we got company.
01:24:22 I wish I had my own body back!
01:24:25 [Mysterious music plays]
01:24:29 Right body, wrong place!
01:24:33 Annabel, where'd you come from?
01:24:35 - Where did Mom go?
01:24:37 How'd you do that?
01:24:38 - Could you do it again?
01:24:56 Wait, wait, wait!
01:25:07 Andrews, isn't that
01:25:09 Yeah. What?
01:25:12 Yes, sir, yeah.
01:25:16 What is she doing out there?
01:25:18 What? Well...
01:25:20 It's a mother-and-daughter
01:25:22 Yeah, that's it.
01:25:24 That's exactly it.
01:25:27 Where's the daughter?
01:25:29 Huh?
01:25:30 Hey, Annabel,
01:25:35 Why don't you stop
01:25:38 Mom needs us.
01:25:39 And if I'm here,
01:25:42 I find that hard to believe.
01:26:21 Oh, oh, oh!
01:26:39 Hey, what are you doing?
01:26:41 No!
01:26:45 Hey, where'd everybody go?
01:26:46 Coming through.
01:26:48 No, no, right.
01:26:49 - No, the other way.
01:26:52 BORIS:
01:26:54 Look out, everybody!
01:27:06 Get your mitts off the wheel.
01:27:20 - They're getting closer!
01:27:23 Yeah, I see 'em.
01:27:28 Whoa, whoa!
01:27:29 Whatcha doing?
01:27:31 Wait a minute!
01:27:32 Hold it!
01:27:37 Why aren't you driving the boat?
01:27:52 She's amazing, Andrews.
01:27:54 Why didn't you tell us
01:27:57 Well, I want it to be
01:27:59 Well, it sure is to me.
01:28:02 That makes two of us.
01:28:03 Three of us.
01:28:04 - Huh?
01:28:13 Good show!
01:28:16 Would have been better at night.
01:28:18 Nonsense.
01:28:20 Yes, I did.
01:28:22 What's next?
01:28:24 Well, I think the
01:28:29 somewhere in the water.
01:28:56 Road hog!
01:28:58 Neat wheelie, Mrs. Schmauss!
01:29:04 Stop this thing!
01:29:09 Coming through, fellows!
01:29:19 Excuse me!
01:29:22 Pardon me!
01:29:53 Look out behind you!
01:29:55 Down! Down!
01:29:58 Oh, no! No! No!
01:30:22 - Pardon me, young man.
01:30:24 Can you help me, please?
01:30:25 Watch out, lady.
01:30:27 Let go of me!
01:30:30 C'est bizarre!
01:32:14 What?
01:32:16 What?
01:32:20 - Huh?
01:32:32 Don't take your eyes
01:32:35 He's the daredevil of Bay City.
01:32:37 I believe you've got
01:32:40 Beg pardon?
01:32:41 It's not a he.
01:32:43 It's not a he.
01:32:45 She's up in the air!
01:32:49 She's so young!
01:32:53 Ellen!
01:32:55 Honey!
01:32:57 Don't "honey" me!
01:33:13 Hurry up.
01:33:27 Look out!
01:33:33 Did you see that pile-up?
01:33:35 Really gross!
01:33:43 Uh-oh!
01:33:49 Yippee!
01:33:50 Stop!
01:33:53 Quick, Annabel.
01:34:06 - Mrs. Andrews?
01:34:19 [Cheering]
01:34:21 - Come on, Mom!
01:34:24 I thought you were gonna
01:34:26 So did I.
01:34:27 It's nice to know
01:34:29 It's nice to know I do.
01:34:30 Believe me, I do.
01:34:31 Oh, Mom, I really love you.
01:34:34 I love you, too, darling.
01:34:35 Hey, Mom, can I take
01:34:39 Not on my street, you're not.
01:34:41 We'll see, Benji.
01:34:42 Right now, I'm so glad
01:34:46 Hey, right on, Mom.
01:34:48 How do you like yourself?
01:34:49 I don't know.
01:34:50 Annabel, about your hair.
01:34:53 They only took off
01:34:55 I bought you a new outfit.
01:34:58 Your teeth.
01:35:01 Not the way I look.
01:35:03 I was talking about
01:35:05 I am so much smarter
01:35:08 And so much dumber.
01:35:09 Oh, my darling, aren't we all?
01:35:13 Oh, Annabel.
01:35:19 Your family is
01:35:22 That's one of the funniest
01:35:25 Yeah.
01:35:28 You bet it was.
01:35:31 No way to top it.
01:35:33 I think we should have held out
01:35:40 [Laughter]
01:35:44 That doesn't quite
01:35:46 I don't quite understand
01:35:49 Darling, all's well
01:35:52 Yeah, but that doesn't...
01:35:55 - You look great, Annabel.
01:35:57 Yeah, you're not the same way
01:36:00 Is that good or bad?
01:36:01 Well, no.
01:36:03 you're a completely
01:36:06 Well, maybe not completely yet,
01:36:09 ELLEN:
01:36:11 You're being less
01:36:13 I'm a little worried
01:36:15 She's acting kind of weird.
01:36:17 You don't think she's what they
01:36:21 Well, I think
01:36:23 some changes in her, too.
01:36:25 I like a more level-headed
01:36:27 You know what I mean?
01:36:30 Yeah, I think I know
01:36:34 Where are you guys all going?
01:36:36 We're gonna get some pizza.
01:36:38 Oh.
01:36:38 You want to go with us?
01:36:40 Me? Really, me?
01:36:42 Really. Come on.
01:36:45 Oh, man.
01:36:46 [Chuckles]
01:36:48 Ellen, what I saw you do today
01:36:51 How can you sit there?
01:36:53 We're gonna go get some pizza.
01:36:55 I can't get a straight answer.
01:36:57 Would you explain
01:36:59 Please, will you?
01:37:01 Look, did I or did I not
01:37:06 Well, yes and no.
01:37:08 [Chuckles]
01:37:09 Great.
01:37:12 - Thanks.
01:37:15 Mom, Boris and I are gonna go
01:37:17 Can you drop us off?
01:37:19 Sure.
01:37:21 I could do it.
01:37:22 I've got to get started
01:37:25 What am I gonna do
01:37:27 Tomorrow's Saturday.
01:37:30 I hate ice-skating.
01:37:32 My feet get cold,
01:37:34 When I was a boy,
01:37:38 You get all the fun stuff
01:37:41 like kiteflyers
01:37:44 As long as we're comparing,
01:37:48 And I'd rather be you.
01:37:49 Bill, I wouldn't pursue
01:37:52 You would not want to change
01:37:56 Yeah, you don't want to change
01:37:59 - Oh, yes, I do!
01:38:01 Help!
01:38:02 [Mysterious music plays]
01:38:14 {{{the end}}}