Friday After Next

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00:00:13 'Twas the night before Christmas,
00:00:18 not a creature was stirring,
00:02:00 Goddamn, Day-Day.
00:02:04 Take it all.
00:02:08 That's what I'm talkin' about.
00:02:22 Damn! That's an ugly-ass baby.
00:02:26 All I want, Santa Claus,
00:02:30 and two bags of chips
00:02:35 What the...
00:02:36 Damn, these niggas are broke.
00:02:38 No Christmas ham in here. Nothing.
00:02:42 lt's a damn shame.
00:02:44 All l want is two fat bitches
00:02:46 so Cheeco can lick on them
00:02:48 and two years' supply
00:02:50 Two pieces of bologna. Yeah, baby.
00:02:53 This gonna be good right here.
00:02:58 What the hell
00:03:00 eatin' a big-ass sandwich and shit?
00:03:01 Nigga, I'm Santa Claus.
00:03:04 Santa Claus!
00:03:05 Shit!
00:03:07 You better get your ass outta here!
00:03:09 Goddamn!
00:03:10 Day-Day! Day-Day!
00:03:29 All I want is a fat bitch with
00:03:37 Day-Day! Help me, man!
00:03:48 Merry Christmas, motherfucker!
00:04:02 As you can see.
00:04:04 I got my black ass
00:04:06 the only place
00:04:09 by Santa Claus
00:04:11 Shit!
00:04:12 I don't know if I can handle
00:04:15 This shit hurt.
00:04:18 Day-Day! Wake up, man!
00:04:22 Get your scary ass up, man!
00:04:25 Get out of here, man!
00:04:27 Wake your ass up!
00:04:29 Come on, man,
00:04:33 What you say? Damn.
00:04:37 We just got robbed, Cheeco.
00:07:42 Unit 415. man
00:07:46 Then what happened?
00:07:48 Then I caught him.
00:07:51 I would've been a boxer,
00:07:54 I'm telling you,
00:07:56 Craig got to fightin' with him,
00:07:58 - Go check out the bedrooms.
00:08:00 What else did he get?
00:08:02 Like I said,
00:08:05 he took my CD collection,
00:08:07 he even took
00:08:10 And he got our speaker
00:08:13 Rent money!
00:08:16 - Sit your ass down!
00:08:18 You ain't about to do nothin'.
00:08:21 Jumpin' up like you Mr. Get Bad.
00:08:22 Where was you when he was
00:08:25 - Craig, my leg is hurtin', man.
00:08:27 Yeah, he got
00:08:30 You're positive he was dressed
00:08:33 Jolly white fat guy,
00:08:35 couple elves packin' the bags.
00:08:38 He's a project Santa Claus.
00:08:40 Picture Ol' Dirty Bastard
00:08:42 Can you picture that?
00:08:44 Do you know who
00:08:46 I'm not big on that.
00:08:48 You oughta be nervous.
00:08:50 You two motherfuckers huddle up
00:08:53 Stay right there.
00:08:55 I ain't goin' nowhere.
00:08:56 - Calm down.
00:08:58 - You're gonna sit in the car.
00:09:00 You're pushing the wrong buttons.
00:09:01 We the victims, man.
00:09:03 That victim shit is way overblown.
00:09:06 Just sit there and shut up.
00:09:08 Asshole.
00:09:10 Santa Claus strikes again.
00:09:12 Makes me want to go home
00:09:14 You gotta stop talking
00:09:16 Shut up! You better stop
00:09:18 I could kick your ass
00:09:21 We gonna have our Christmas party?
00:09:22 How we gonna have a party
00:09:25 We can't cancel the party, man!
00:09:29 I invited some nice-ass girls.
00:09:30 They gonna fuck for a buck,
00:09:32 do something strange
00:09:34 and I know we gonna
00:09:36 One said they was gonna
00:09:38 I ain't never had that
00:09:40 I'm trying to go see
00:09:45 Look, man, I don't give
00:09:48 All I got to worry about is the rent,
00:09:50 and it was your idea
00:09:56 Dix, I think we got something here.
00:09:57 Well, well. Whose is this?
00:10:00 Actually, it's both of ours.
00:10:02 No, it ain't!
00:10:04 lt is, but it's for
00:10:07 I mean, he got cataract,
00:10:09 - See that eye right there?
00:10:13 Do you guys have any idea
00:10:15 - No.
00:10:18 We can make your Christmas
00:10:20 Being that it's Friday,
00:10:22 that means you're not gonna
00:10:24 Maybe.
00:10:25 But, since we're nice guys,
00:10:29 take it with us until we find
00:10:31 That's fucked up, too.
00:10:33 Oh, hey,
00:10:36 what do y'all want us
00:10:39 Cracked ribs, fractured skull,
00:10:42 Fractured skull,
00:10:45 - Eye gouge, that's the shit.
00:10:48 I say stick a plunger in his ass,
00:10:51 Fractured skull.
00:10:53 This is Officer Brian Dix.
00:10:56 We'll let you know
00:10:58 Officer A. Hole and B. Dix.
00:11:01 We'll call you...
00:11:02 if we find anything.
00:11:06 I like them police right there.
00:11:10 You got a big pile of dog shit
00:11:13 You might want to check that out.
00:11:16 Merry Christmas.
00:11:19 He's the dick.
00:11:21 What the hell
00:11:22 Happy Holidays, Miss Pearly.
00:11:24 Police running in and out!
00:11:28 Somebody broke in
00:11:31 That bullshit security.
00:11:32 I sure hope they
00:11:35 'cause you two niggas
00:11:37 for about three weeks now.
00:11:39 Me--
00:11:40 Today is the day
00:11:44 Why you always bring your ass
00:11:47 With that big ol' wolf pussy?
00:11:48 You come here all the time
00:11:51 - You don't even own the place!
00:11:53 And I'm gonna manage
00:11:57 out of here today if you two
00:12:00 Man, get that lined up.
00:12:02 Don't you worry about it, bitch.
00:12:05 Take your ass back downstairs,
00:12:09 unless you got
00:12:11 I don't need no army, Mr. Smart-Ass!
00:12:14 My son Damon home right now.
00:12:17 Damon!
00:12:18 I had a nightmare
00:12:21 Day-Day!
00:12:23 Craig!
00:12:26 Which one of you bitches
00:12:29 - That'd be him.
00:12:32 Okay.
00:12:33 I wash on Sundays, anyway.
00:12:36 Starch or press?
00:12:38 Starch, nigga!
00:12:42 Move!
00:12:43 Come on in, Miss Pearly.
00:12:45 - When did he get out?
00:12:48 And I'm gonna let you two bitches
00:12:51 when you spend 12 years
00:12:55 you become quite fond
00:12:59 So either I'm gonna
00:13:02 or somebody getting
00:13:05 Damn!
00:13:06 That ain't even necessary.
00:13:07 Sure ain't!
00:13:08 We start our new job today,
00:13:11 and I swear to God we're gonna
00:13:13 cash...in your hand!
00:13:16 You better!
00:13:17 Either you fixin' to come see me,
00:13:22 Simple as that.
00:13:24 You like 'cause your son is a fag?
00:13:26 Shut up, bitch!
00:13:30 Tell your fine daddy I said...
00:13:37 I hate that bitch!
00:13:39 Tight-ass pants, man! Shit!
00:13:43 Look how tight
00:13:45 I can't even do
00:13:48 Good. I don't want
00:13:50 We ain't never gonna get
00:13:52 I'm gonna get some.
00:13:54 Tasha, how we look?
00:13:56 Like a couple of rent-a-cops.
00:13:57 What about them rent-a-tits?
00:14:00 See, the clothes don't make the player,
00:14:02 the player make the clothes.
00:14:04 Rent-a-cops get pussy, too.
00:14:06 I'm not no rent-a-cop,
00:14:08 and don't you never forget it.
00:14:10 I swear, the first motherfucker
00:14:12 - I'm gonna beat the--
00:14:14 Craig and Day-Day.
00:14:19 Just the niggas I need to see.
00:14:21 Yo, what's up, O.G., triple O.G.,
00:14:23 O.G. triple, triple...O.G.?
00:14:26 You got out last night?
00:14:27 I ain't seen y'all
00:14:30 I was little. I was about--
00:14:31 You're grown up now, though.
00:14:34 Give a nigga a hug, dawg.
00:14:38 I'm about to go--
00:14:42 lt's cool, dawg, it's cool. Come here.
00:14:45 Yeah, right there.
00:14:48 - Group hug, nigga.
00:14:51 All right, come here.
00:14:52 Get your ass over here.
00:14:55 What's up, dawg?
00:14:56 lt's good to be home,
00:14:58 'cause in the prison, dawg,
00:15:01 - That's what I heard.
00:15:03 We got to care about each other.
00:15:06 That's right.
00:15:10 Somebody go get my mother!
00:15:12 I heard you motherfuckers
00:15:15 Ducking and dodging
00:15:18 Get your tittie off my chin!
00:15:21 Show up here tonight
00:15:23 and we gonna get
00:15:26 You dig?
00:15:27 - I can't breathe, I swear to God!
00:15:30 Do you dig?!
00:15:32 I'm feeling you, dawg. Trust me.
00:15:33 - Digging it.
00:15:36 'Cause I'm gonna
00:15:39 Come on, man, let's go.
00:15:41 Y'all look good in your little
00:15:44 Merry Christmas, niggettes.
00:15:48 Shit, man! That's bullshit, man.
00:15:50 He's gonna try and do
00:15:53 I'm gonna think of something.
00:15:55 That's fucked up, man.
00:15:56 He might do something strange
00:16:05 Puff-puff and give, motherfucker.
00:16:07 This is good shit.
00:16:10 - Damn!
00:16:23 About a yean ago.
00:16:26 and went into business
00:16:29 They opened up a spot
00:16:32 ''Tastes so good.
00:16:34 You might've
00:16:36 Y'all tired of that barbecue
00:16:39 where they give you
00:16:41 Bning youn big ass down
00:16:43 15837 South Crenshaw Boulevard.
00:16:45 That's right off Manciesten.
00:16:47 Bros. Bar-B-Q. Tastes so good.
00:16:51 Don't it. Willie?
00:16:52 Yeah. boy. Hey. Mama.
00:16:54 What the hell you want?
00:16:57 Ain't but one location.
00:17:00 You might've missed it.
00:17:01 They only had enough money
00:17:04 But. anyway. my Pops
00:17:06 thesejobs
00:17:09 as Christmas-help security.
00:17:10 Look, Day-Day,
00:17:15 Ghetto security guards at that.
00:17:17 We ain't Cops.
00:17:20 NYPD Blue.
00:17:23 We something like them.
00:17:24 No. Nothing like it.
00:17:26 All we gonna do--take it easy,
00:17:29 you're gonna watch your temper--
00:17:30 I ain't got to watch shit!
00:17:32 You gonna treat people right,
00:17:34 You can get your ass kicked
00:17:36 I don't care about it
00:17:38 I ain't getting into shit
00:17:40 This is a job, man.
00:17:43 This is real, and I'm gonna
00:17:45 Everybody's a suspect today.
00:17:47 And I told you, I'm a player.
00:17:49 I don't care about none of that.
00:17:52 Damn!
00:17:53 Get your ass out, player.
00:17:55 Fuck, you remedial!
00:17:56 - What does that mean?
00:17:58 - That wasn't nothing.
00:18:01 I mess up all the time.
00:18:08 Come here! Look!
00:18:13 - That's him!
00:18:21 Get him! Kick him!
00:18:25 - Craig! Day-Day!
00:18:27 What the hell you doing to me?
00:18:28 What's happening?
00:18:31 Man, I didn't know!
00:18:32 Pop, I thought
00:18:34 Willie, what are you doing
00:18:37 Nothing! I'm counting
00:18:39 These fools
00:18:41 We made a mistake. Day-Day
00:18:44 He's lying!
00:18:46 Why you boys
00:18:48 He broke in our house
00:18:50 - And Craig let him do it!
00:18:53 - Why blame me?
00:18:56 I tried to fight him, and Day-Day...
00:18:57 I was screaming,
00:18:59 What did you do, Day-Day?
00:19:01 Nothing!
00:19:03 Can I tell my story?
00:19:05 I ain't done shit, but he could have
00:19:08 What did he look like?
00:19:10 Like Bobby Brown
00:19:12 I heard about him.
00:19:13 They call him
00:19:17 He robbed a lady
00:19:19 He called her
00:19:21 Who the fuck are you?
00:19:23 I'm Cookie, the new waitress,
00:19:27 Elroy's new girlfriend.
00:19:31 You got another one?
00:19:34 You should have kept
00:19:36 I kicked her country ass
00:19:38 Hooked up with her little sister.
00:19:41 That's how we players roll!
00:19:42 Elroy, read my lips--
00:19:48 You don't know nothing
00:19:50 Betty done had your ass
00:19:55 Nobody got me pussy-whipped.
00:19:57 l...whips...pussy!
00:20:04 You boys look really good
00:20:08 Yes, very attractive.
00:20:09 This is Top Flight Security.
00:20:13 Daddy, how I look?
00:20:15 - Like a damn snitch!
00:20:18 Look like you're ready
00:20:20 Where's your flashlight at?
00:20:23 You've got to shine some damn body!
00:20:25 We're supposed to get handcuffs,
00:20:29 Two German shepherds.
00:20:30 Y'all must not know what happened
00:20:35 Mama's in the kitchen with the sauce.
00:20:38 Aw, shit! The sauce! Move, girl!
00:20:40 What happened
00:20:42 Wait a minute!
00:20:43 Go say hello to your grandmother.
00:20:45 Come on, let's go. Move your big ass!
00:20:47 What happened with
00:20:52 - Wake up, Mama.
00:20:55 You burned the sauce again.
00:20:57 Nobody's gonna hit you.
00:20:59 You've lost your mind
00:21:01 Damn, what happened to her?
00:21:03 You should never have let her
00:21:05 Got no business working.
00:21:07 You're the one
00:21:09 - You were supposed to be acting.
00:21:12 How's she doing?
00:21:14 Hey, Big Mama, you all right?
00:21:16 - Who are you?
00:21:19 - Who Craig?
00:21:21 Your oldest grandson.
00:21:24 She's still having blackouts
00:21:26 Bet you remember Day-Day!
00:21:28 Why you always
00:21:30 That's enough
00:21:32 I know what I'm doing.
00:21:34 Don't nobody want all that salt
00:21:36 Y'all argue too much!
00:21:37 What's wrong with y'all?
00:21:40 Why are you in so much
00:21:42 You jealous, Willie.
00:21:44 I can't help it!
00:21:46 You don't.
00:21:48 - I cook better than you.
00:21:49 - My dick is bigger than yours.
00:21:52 Think--last year at this time,
00:21:55 over $1 million.
00:21:58 Anybody else would be living
00:22:00 You're back here
00:22:03 at Bros. B-B-B-Bar-B-Q.
00:22:05 You tied-tongued dog catcher!
00:22:07 You best check on the sauce.
00:22:10 Dumb-ass dog catcher.
00:22:11 ''I'm a Lotto stud.
00:22:15 So after Pops and Unc argued
00:22:17 it was time
00:22:19 His name is Moly.
00:22:20 He ran the whole strip mall
00:22:24 But trust me. don't even. even. even.
00:22:31 We'll take the usual, Moly.
00:22:36 How you doing, boy?
00:22:37 Good, buddy.
00:22:39 Happy Hanukkah. L'claim.
00:22:41 These are my boys.
00:22:43 I'll be with you
00:22:45 Take your time.
00:22:47 Just be still.
00:22:49 What's up? How's business?
00:22:50 Everything is wonderful. Yeah, boy!
00:22:53 Have you seen our commercial?
00:22:55 Barbecue so good, makes you
00:22:59 - What the fu--
00:23:02 What the fuck wrong with you?
00:23:03 Sorry, buddy. Reaction.
00:23:05 Hey, guys, I hear
00:23:08 I want to ask a question.
00:23:10 l...okay.
00:23:11 When we get our guns?
00:23:12 No guns. You are Top Flight
00:23:15 - What about walkie-talkies?
00:23:17 Whoever catch the girl back there
00:23:21 I have to come back there
00:23:24 You are supposed to be tough guys.
00:23:27 All you need is this here.
00:23:31 lf there's any problems,
00:23:33 These guys are here
00:23:35 Goddamn, Craig!
00:23:37 - Can we have more donuts?
00:23:39 See? Very quick
00:23:41 You guys ready for tour of property?
00:23:43 Give me a twister. Make it two.
00:23:46 Keep up. Come on.
00:23:48 Come on.
00:23:49 Since you've been here many times,
00:23:53 Buddy, come on.
00:23:55 As you know, this here is my place.
00:23:57 This is
00:23:59 Say it with me, guys--
00:24:05 Very good. You get one
00:24:11 - Come on, guys.
00:24:12 Okay.
00:24:17 You got cars, they got rims.
00:24:19 This, of course, is your
00:24:22 That's check cashing.
00:24:24 This one here
00:24:26 lt's Pimps and Hos--
00:24:30 - Damn!
00:24:32 Who is that?
00:24:34 That's Donna.
00:24:37 He's a funny-dressing kind of guy
00:24:41 He's kind of a pig, though.
00:24:45 I would love for her
00:24:47 Damn, how many wives you got?
00:24:49 Me? 12, buddy.
00:24:51 Yeah. All of them freaks, too, huh?
00:24:53 # Freaks come out at night,
00:24:55 # Freaks come out at night... #
00:24:57 Whodini. You know Who--
00:24:58 Yeah, buddy! Okay!
00:25:00 He's a character. Real big character.
00:25:04 He's short but big.
00:25:06 # Hold up, wait a minute,
00:25:15 He's funny-looking, huh?
00:25:17 I don't know. Why he dress like this?
00:25:20 How are you? Doesn't matter.
00:25:23 Thank you.
00:25:24 He's got problems.
00:25:25 Quickly, now, quickly.
00:25:28 Hey, buddy.
00:25:32 And don't drag that coat.
00:25:33 lt costs more than you do.
00:25:37 Okay, and over here,
00:25:40 Don't let nobody hang out
00:25:43 Nobody, buddy.
00:25:44 Nobody.
00:25:45 And this is your booth.
00:25:48 Any questions?
00:25:49 - l've got one question.
00:25:51 What happened to the last guards
00:25:54 You ask too many questions, man.
00:25:58 Remember, you guys are
00:26:01 best in the whole world, huh?
00:26:03 You have to defend this whole place
00:26:06 And I'll die for this shit, too.
00:26:08 Remember, Christmas Eve
00:26:11 lf there's any trouble,
00:26:13 when you take care of it,
00:26:16 Okay, go, go. Come on.
00:26:17 Come on. Keep it real, huh?
00:26:20 When are you gonna ask him
00:26:23 on our first week's pay?
00:26:24 Don't worry about that.
00:26:27 Just keep your rabbit-ass mouth shut.
00:26:28 - Remember what Damon said.
00:26:31 Don't start trying to outthink me,
00:26:37 Where you think you going?
00:26:39 - lt's small in here.
00:26:43 Get off my foot!
00:26:46 - Just scoot over there.
00:26:52 This shit is uncomfortable, man.
00:26:56 So what? Just deal with it. I got to.
00:27:00 What are we gonna do now?
00:27:01 Sit here and wait
00:27:05 Not me.
00:27:07 That shit is boring, man.
00:27:08 Good. I like boring.
00:27:11 I hope
00:27:13 We can sit and watch these females
00:27:16 Matter of fact, watch out.
00:27:20 Ain't this a bitch?
00:27:23 You heard what Mr. Moly said.
00:27:24 We Top Flight
00:27:27 Shit! Not just the city, the world!
00:27:30 Been jacked by Santa Claus,
00:27:33 They need security
00:27:35 Shit!
00:27:36 For one thing, calm down.
00:27:40 Don't let that man pump you up
00:27:43 We ain't no damn
00:27:46 We Craig and Day-Day,
00:27:49 You heard what happened
00:27:52 You didn't even hear what happened,
00:27:54 so how the fuck was I gonna hear it?
00:27:56 Just do your job,
00:28:00 - Shit.
00:28:02 - I'm gonna do my job.
00:28:05 Get your damn feet
00:28:10 # Joy to the world,
00:28:15 Bingo! I got action.
00:28:19 What's up?
00:28:21 # Let every heart
00:28:24 # And heaven and nature sing... #
00:28:33 Heaven and--
00:28:36 Y'all hos got to get off
00:28:39 Excuse me, sugar,
00:28:41 You heard me what I said.
00:28:44 You better watch
00:28:46 You are talking
00:28:48 That's right!
00:28:49 I want you to know
00:28:52 Top Flight
00:28:54 You can't talk to these
00:28:57 Just back me up
00:28:59 Y'all movin' on
00:29:01 Wait a minute, bitch!
00:29:04 But don't you push me,
00:29:06 You gonna make me blow this.
00:29:09 Joker, fuck you and your whistle!
00:29:11 Y'all trying to use the Lord
00:29:15 Shut your little filthy mouth!
00:29:18 Calm down.
00:29:20 Let's go on to church, and we
00:29:23 Have mercy, Jesus.
00:29:26 What's wrong with you?
00:29:27 You can't talk to people like that.
00:29:30 I can talk to people
00:29:33 and I'm the law around here.
00:29:34 And I'm gonna write your ass up
00:29:37 Let me do my job and you do yours.
00:29:39 Top Flight!
00:29:41 Man. I couldn't believe
00:29:44 Even since he got
00:29:46 He been acting like
00:29:49 Look at him!
00:29:51 Where you going?
00:29:52 I'm trying to park so I can go
00:29:55 You can't park right here
00:29:58 Give me the number,
00:30:00 I ain't never heard
00:30:02 You ain't never met a Top Flight
00:30:05 Give me the number
00:30:07 Look at that fool.
00:30:11 ...no parking spot, okay,
00:30:13 - Get this piece of shit out of here!
00:30:16 No, I'm not playing.
00:30:18 - Bye-bye.
00:30:20 Man, what did I do?
00:30:23 I got this.
00:30:24 Why every time you get
00:30:26 you abuse your authority?
00:30:28 You need to work
00:30:30 That's bullshit. My people skills
00:30:33 Just sit down and relax.
00:30:39 Bingo! Got more action!
00:30:46 Get y'all little bad-ass mo'
00:30:48 Leave them damn kids alone!
00:30:53 Stop blowing that goddamn whistle!
00:30:56 What's wrong with you? You tripping!
00:30:58 Some L.A.P.D. shit.
00:31:01 You know what?
00:31:03 You're just mad
00:31:07 ...crime whistle!
00:31:08 I'll calm your ass down
00:31:10 - You ain't got to calm me down.
00:31:13 Not on duty. Not on duty!
00:31:16 You better fire this up!
00:31:17 I ain't no grocery-store bouncer.
00:31:21 You got to recognize
00:31:23 - Light the shit.
00:31:27 - Come on!
00:31:32 You know what?
00:31:34 You're not gonna be punking me
00:31:36 This shit gonna stop one day, dude.
00:31:39 Well, it ain't
00:31:43 before I beat that ass.
00:31:44 - Whatever.
00:31:47 This Barney Fife shit.
00:31:54 I'm thinking of something right now.
00:31:56 That's some good shit, right?
00:31:58 no. You're a bad-ass influence
00:32:01 Ever since
00:32:03 my life
00:32:06 Give me my goddamn joint.
00:32:08 Hold on.
00:32:10 One more time,
00:32:12 You gave it to me to smoke!
00:32:13 I ain't no bad influence on you.
00:32:17 lf it wasn't for me, you'd be
00:32:20 And I keep you safe
00:32:23 'cause you know
00:32:24 Look. Look.
00:32:28 Whatever.
00:32:31 Man, it's just us,
00:32:35 I was about to Barry Bonds
00:32:37 You almost made me
00:32:39 I ought to hit your ass
00:32:42 Let me hit that before Willie
00:32:45 You can go to jail
00:32:48 He been real brand-new today.
00:32:50 How's it going out here so far?
00:32:51 lt's been boring and quiet.
00:32:53 Just wait around.
00:32:54 Them young thugs don't come out
00:32:57 They coming. I just pray to God
00:33:00 Uncle Elroy gonna beat
00:33:03 Ho ho ho, motherfuckers!
00:33:05 What you looking at
00:33:07 Up against the wall!
00:33:09 Jesus!
00:33:11 Shut up! What you got, toothpick?
00:33:13 I ain't got nothing.
00:33:15 Done shit on yourself!
00:33:18 Don't I know you?
00:33:19 You gonna know a bullet in your ass!
00:33:22 I ain't got nothing
00:33:24 I ought to shoot your broke ass.
00:33:26 What's up, Al Green?
00:33:28 You remind me of them old players
00:33:31 You remind me of a young nigga
00:33:35 He's gonna shoot your ass!
00:33:38 Shut up! Give me the watch!
00:33:40 No, not the Rolie.
00:33:42 Now it's a ''stoley.''
00:33:45 Bitch better have my
00:33:48 Merry Christmas, motherfuckers.
00:33:50 Santa Claus got my Rolex!
00:33:52 Do something! Do something!
00:33:54 - Don't just stand there. Help me.
00:33:59 Move, move, move!
00:34:03 ...three quarters,
00:34:09 Y'all didn't hear me
00:34:11 What is it, buddy?
00:34:13 We just got jacked by Santa Claus!
00:34:16 - He pulled out a pistol...
00:34:30 - Hey, man, just let it go.
00:34:34 Me, my cousin, and my daddy--
00:34:38 But you're security guard, buddy.
00:34:39 That's why I asked your ass
00:34:44 These guys!
00:34:45 That's why I hate the fuckin' law!
00:34:47 Get your fat ass up and do something!
00:34:49 You get up, too!
00:34:51 Give me flashlights,
00:34:54 Jacked by Santa Claus
00:34:56 Twice in one day!
00:34:58 You wanted to grab somebody,
00:35:02 Security! You need to
00:35:15 Where you going, Mama?
00:35:17 I'm going to make my daily rounds.
00:35:18 Could you make me a sandwich
00:35:21 Make your own damn sandwich.
00:35:32 Tupac. Tupac, Tupac!
00:35:35 Goddamn, you fine!
00:35:40 Ooh, the way
00:35:59 Yoo-hoo!
00:36:01 Anybody home?
00:36:05 Ain't nobody here.
00:36:09 Oh, my goodness.
00:36:13 What in the hell
00:36:18 I ain't the only one they owe.
00:36:22 Dirty bastards.
00:36:37 This child is filthy!
00:36:45 Wishful thinking.
00:36:52 Weed!
00:36:57 Got me some weed!
00:36:59 That's why they ain't paid
00:37:05 So what happened after that?
00:37:08 I don't want to talk about that.
00:37:11 I just want you to stop and whip
00:37:13 Least I'll feel better then.
00:37:15 What were you doing
00:37:17 I was emptying the trash!
00:37:18 - I had already taken it out.
00:37:21 Don't you mess with this b-b-barbecue.
00:37:24 I don't give a damn 'bout your lazy eye,
00:37:28 Nah, wait a minute!
00:37:31 ls this the motherfucking
00:37:34 That's enough! Calm down!
00:37:35 I just appreciate you
00:37:38 Bishop Magic Don Juan
00:37:42 What they know about that?
00:37:43 Let me get this straight--
00:37:45 for the second time,
00:37:50 Black guy, wasn't it?
00:37:51 Nah. This was a nigga that did this.
00:37:54 lf I build it, the hos will come.
00:37:56 God bless you, Mike.
00:37:58 Absolutely.
00:38:00 ...got Daddy's Rolex.
00:38:01 # Dashing through these hos
00:38:05 Everything is 25% off.
00:38:09 Maybe even you.
00:38:11 Explain yourself now, player.
00:38:15 - Day-Day!
00:38:17 You talk too damn much!
00:38:19 He didn't want to blow
00:38:23 Pay attention!
00:38:24 That's the reason we got jacked
00:38:27 We'll make out our report
00:38:31 Guys, y'all have to get dressed.
00:38:34 Back to work.
00:38:44 I didn't know you can make
00:38:48 Anything is possible.
00:38:51 What's cracking? My name's Craig.
00:38:54 - I'm Donna.
00:38:56 What kind of stuff y'all sell in here?
00:38:58 We got everything--
00:39:01 What are you looking for?
00:39:03 Anything's better than what I got on.
00:39:06 What, you don't like the flashlight look?
00:39:10 I see you got jokes.
00:39:11 Well, you can always buy
00:39:14 We have ladies' wear, too.
00:39:15 Yeah, y'all do, huh?
00:39:17 I don't really got
00:39:19 I usually get rid of them
00:39:21 That way, you ain't got
00:39:24 For real?
00:39:25 Yeah, why not?
00:39:27 I'm just playing.
00:39:29 - I see you got jokes.
00:39:32 So that's your little
00:39:35 Little micro-mini pimp
00:39:38 Oh! What's cracking, baby?
00:39:40 My name is Day-Day, right?
00:39:44 You know, beevo-latte, got
00:39:46 Check this out--
00:39:48 I just spotted you
00:39:50 and I'm gonna let you know,
00:39:53 lf you see anything
00:39:57 Let me know, 'cause
00:39:59 Let's start off with your number.
00:40:00 That's the only way we're gonna
00:40:03 No, you gotta get your ass
00:40:05 But, man, she like me!
00:40:14 Come on, woman.
00:40:15 I can't move that fast
00:40:22 Why you got to bring
00:40:24 I was trying to see if she seen
00:40:27 - What your ass doing over here?
00:40:32 I just don't want no bullshit.
00:40:34 You know, all that
00:40:35 I don't know nothin' about that.
00:40:37 I'm sorry.
00:40:40 Fine piece, boy.
00:40:42 She fine.
00:40:43 She liked me, didn't she?
00:40:44 - No.
00:40:47 How she gonna like you
00:40:49 'Cause she hadn't seen me yet.
00:40:51 I wish I hadn't seen you yet.
00:40:54 Can I help you?
00:40:55 I just walked in the store.
00:40:56 Let me look around a little bit. Dang!
00:41:03 I could use some help over here.
00:41:05 Burn a pimp,
00:41:08 That's all you gotta do,
00:41:10 l'd like this FUBU sweatshirt
00:41:14 Are you all right?
00:41:15 I'm fine, I just--
00:41:24 This can't be happenin',
00:41:26 Oh, no, player!
00:41:28 - You see that?
00:41:30 Turn him off!
00:41:33 Come on, Bill, let's go.
00:41:36 No, you ain't sick no more.
00:41:39 That ass is got. Come on!
00:41:41 Baby still kicking?
00:41:42 Yeah, feel like twins.
00:41:44 - We saw that shit!
00:41:46 Let me go!
00:41:48 Get ahold of her, man!
00:41:53 Stop letting her kick your ass!
00:41:55 Y'all going to jail!
00:41:56 For shop-stealing
00:41:59 We ain't stole shit!
00:42:01 What about this?
00:42:02 Uh-huh!
00:42:03 Aw, damn!
00:42:05 - That ain't nothin' you like?
00:42:09 Girl, I can't believe you did this!
00:42:11 You ain't Paul!
00:42:18 Y'all got the game messed up!
00:42:27 Where is Elroy?
00:42:29 He's in the back.
00:42:31 What?!
00:42:32 Keep your voice down.
00:42:35 Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:42:37 Come on out here right now
00:42:40 or you and I are gonna fight!
00:42:41 All the money we spent for these.
00:42:46 Aw, Elroy, you look cute.
00:42:48 Oh, he's a cutie-pie.
00:42:50 We ought to be celebrating
00:42:52 Messing with these kids' heads
00:42:55 Oh, shut up, Elroy.
00:42:57 Prance your ass over
00:42:59 Oh, hell, no, Willie!
00:43:01 That's where I put my hoof down.
00:43:04 Will you shut up?
00:43:06 Let them kids pet on you.
00:43:09 That ain't prancin'. lt ain't Easter.
00:43:11 I ain't know no damn reindeer.
00:43:12 Prance! Look, like this.
00:43:16 Go!
00:43:17 Go!
00:43:21 You ain't gotta do this.
00:43:24 Shut the fuck up!
00:43:25 - Little punk-ass bitch.
00:43:27 lt's Christmas Eve.
00:43:30 Holiday cheer these nuts.
00:43:33 Hey, player.
00:43:35 - Mike. Mike!
00:43:38 Player!
00:43:39 Nah, nah, let him through.
00:43:41 You little shrimp motherfucker.
00:43:42 I'm gonna sue your ass!
00:43:44 No, no, no!
00:43:47 Give me that, give me that.
00:43:49 I guarantee I wanna do my thing!
00:43:51 - Think about your mama, man.
00:43:53 Think about what
00:43:55 - You all right?
00:43:57 You know what I'm saying?
00:44:00 My name is Money Mike, player.
00:44:02 All right, don't squeeze hard.
00:44:04 All right, what's happening?
00:44:06 This is my young girl Donna.
00:44:08 What's up?
00:44:09 That'll be quite enough.
00:44:11 See, the thing is,
00:44:13 you know what I'm saying?
00:44:14 And we've been having
00:44:16 I appreciate what y'all did
00:44:18 'cause these cockroaches
00:44:20 Speaking of cockroaches,
00:44:22 when them niggas were stealing
00:44:25 - I didn't see them take anything.
00:44:28 Well, look next time! Use your eyes!
00:44:30 They ain't supposed to just be hazel,
00:44:33 This ain't for play.
00:44:35 I'm sorry.
00:44:37 Don't be sorry.
00:44:40 You know what?
00:44:42 I'm tired of your presence. Dismissed.
00:44:44 Nice meeting you guys.
00:44:46 See you later.
00:44:48 You got her trained, nigga, damn!
00:44:51 You can lead a ho to water, player,
00:44:54 You dig what I'm sayin'?
00:44:55 I got to keep it
00:44:57 Anyway, I need to take care of y'all.
00:44:58 I appreciate
00:45:00 I can't be everywhere at all times.
00:45:02 No charge.
00:45:03 - What about our rent money?
00:45:05 Y'all sure?
00:45:06 Positive. We just doing our job.
00:45:09 Don't argue with ''no charge.''
00:45:11 You can come to the store
00:45:13 Can we get some clothes,
00:45:15 - A FUBU short set?
00:45:17 Man.
00:45:19 Look, we just having a little
00:45:22 Why don't you and your lady come or
00:45:25 Let me check my Palm Pilot.
00:45:28 Look like I ain't doin' shit.
00:45:29 Bring a bunch of bitches--
00:45:30 I'm talking about
00:45:33 I was gonna get drunk and watch
00:45:36 I'll get the address from y'all later.
00:45:39 Yo, yo, player, hold up.
00:45:41 Never know
00:45:42 Might want to shave.
00:45:45 Never know.
00:45:48 I like that nigga! I like him!
00:45:49 Look, that's real pimpin'.
00:45:52 Get off his dick, Day-Day.
00:45:55 What do you want
00:45:57 I want a X-Box with all the games,
00:46:00 a new Lexus
00:46:02 and chrome feet on it.
00:46:05 Here's my address, Mr. Jones.
00:46:07 Mr. Jones?
00:46:09 No, Santa.
00:46:11 - I'm Santa.
00:46:14 I know where you live, too,
00:46:17 You feel me?
00:46:18 Put everything in my mom's name.
00:46:20 He don't look like no reindeer,
00:46:22 Giddy-up, pit bull.
00:46:24 You better stop jumping up and down
00:46:28 Can you lock your jaws
00:46:30 Yeah. Want me to show you?
00:46:32 My brother said if a pit bull
00:46:35 you're supposed to do this to him...
00:46:39 I didn't have to take anything.
00:46:42 Take her! Let me go! Come on!
00:46:45 - Later, Moly.
00:46:48 A-Team!
00:46:51 # Bad boys!
00:46:54 Dodo! Good job, buddy.
00:46:56 - Thanks.
00:46:57 - Take lunch, one half-hour.
00:47:00 Don't be late.
00:47:04 That's a dirty motherfucker.
00:47:06 He blowin' smoke in our face
00:47:08 That's bullshit.
00:47:09 I told you there ain't no future
00:47:11 - Let's just go to lunch.
00:47:15 Ain't that...
00:47:17 Get them niggas! Come on, sugars!
00:47:19 - Come on and get them!
00:47:22 Represent for your mama.
00:47:27 I'm gonna
00:47:35 Run!
00:47:38 Come back here!
00:47:41 Go, man, go!
00:47:51 Run, Day-Day! Run!
00:47:55 Good kind of ass whipping!
00:47:58 A whole lot of ass whipping!
00:48:04 These fools went down the alley!
00:48:09 - Watch out! Watch out!
00:48:12 Yo, Big Pimpin', can you hide us?
00:48:15 What's happenin'? Oh, yeah.
00:48:17 Donna, code red.
00:48:18 Come on, in the back.
00:48:25 Sure has been
00:48:27 Pimping ain't easy but--
00:48:30 No!
00:48:31 No? Well, this ain't the Baby Gap.
00:48:33 Get your fake ass out of my way!
00:48:34 Oh, this is bullshit.
00:48:37 I'm in between
00:48:40 Donna! Man down!
00:48:45 Oh, Lord, where the hell is Donna?
00:48:46 - Can I help you?
00:48:48 - Who do you think you are?
00:48:51 - I can't let you back there.
00:48:53 Did you hear me?!
00:48:54 Go, go, go!
00:49:02 Come on, come on!
00:49:07 Let's go.
00:49:16 What you doing? Get back!
00:49:20 They in one of these stores
00:49:22 - Check over there.
00:49:28 Go! Go! Go!
00:49:30 Let's jump. Let's jump.
00:49:42 Yo, Moly! I heard
00:49:46 that's been harassing
00:49:48 Two new guys--Clyde and Dodo.
00:49:49 You remember what we did
00:49:52 Yes, I do, buddy.
00:49:54 When you see them,
00:49:57 Help! Somebody, help me!
00:50:00 Somebody, help me, please!
00:50:03 Did you see
00:50:06 They gonna kick our ass
00:50:08 That's why
00:50:13 Where them rent-a-cops at, huh?
00:50:17 What you looking at, old man?
00:50:20 Come on. Let's just jump
00:50:23 Craig, I'm scared, man.
00:50:24 So what? Me, too.
00:50:30 Oh, fuck this.
00:50:31 I'm not about to get my motherfuckin'
00:50:34 You smart as a motherfucker today.
00:50:37 Shit.
00:50:40 This way.
00:50:42 Oh, shit!
00:50:47 Wow! Oh, my God!
00:50:49 Damn!
00:50:52 Someone call 91 1 !
00:50:55 Moly, you got knocked
00:50:58 Oh, good observation, buddy.
00:51:00 We was on our lunch break.
00:51:02 Trying to get something to eat
00:51:05 Good, you were eating
00:51:07 Look like somebody beat the bricks
00:51:10 You're supposed to be
00:51:11 We are security. Ain't that a bitch?
00:51:13 We are security guards.
00:51:16 Oh, no, not anymore.
00:51:17 Oh, man!
00:51:19 Man, what the fuck?
00:51:20 Oh, hell, no!
00:51:22 We just got this job!
00:51:24 - Turn over your whistles.
00:51:31 - Whip his ass, daddy!
00:51:33 - Whip him!
00:51:36 - Give him his whistle, Craig.
00:51:39 - Take your stinky-ass whistle!
00:51:42 Get out of here!
00:51:45 - L'claim!
00:51:47 I hope your camel
00:51:48 Get outta here!
00:51:50 Daddy, do something!
00:51:53 Can't just come up
00:51:55 Oh, I got it, I got it!
00:51:56 Y'all stick around here. Yeah, boy!
00:52:04 Damn, you a better snitch
00:52:07 Yeah, boy!
00:52:09 Yeah, boy!
00:52:10 Help!
00:52:13 Help me, please!
00:52:14 Somebody, help me, please!
00:52:16 So, Craig, you gonna
00:52:19 I don't know. I'm not
00:52:22 Don't let nobody ever take
00:52:24 lt's Christmas!
00:52:26 That's right, baby.
00:52:28 Listen, it's not what you get,
00:52:31 You want us
00:52:32 No. I'm sick of ribs.
00:52:34 So what we gonna do, man?
00:52:48 Now. willie everybody
00:52:50 about getting they boogie on.
00:52:52 me and Day-Day
00:52:54 That's when I came up
00:52:58 a rent party.
00:53:00 We'd just change
00:53:01 to come kick it with us.
00:53:16 Elroy, this stuff is weak.
00:53:17 What the hell else you got? Damn!
00:53:20 There you go.
00:53:37 Aw!
00:53:39 Damn!
00:53:40 Merry Christmas, merry Christmas,
00:53:43 Hey!
00:53:45 Hey, hey, it's good
00:53:49 Hey, man, I feel good. How y'all?
00:53:52 Everybody, Merry Christmas,
00:53:56 Hey, look here, look here.
00:53:57 No hard feelings about
00:53:59 Everything's copastetic, noogah.
00:54:02 Every time I see you,
00:54:05 Be straight, man!
00:54:07 Check this out, man.
00:54:09 Since you got a lot
00:54:11 we doing a little kick-in party,
00:54:14 I got something for you
00:54:16 Better than money?
00:54:18 I brought you and Day-Day
00:54:20 - Check it out!
00:54:22 Ladies, come on in and say hi
00:54:27 This is Mo' Wet.
00:54:28 How you doing?
00:54:29 Oh, yeah, show him
00:54:32 Shake it! Shake it!
00:54:35 Right here is
00:54:37 I calls her ''Cinnamon.''
00:54:39 Cinnamon, huh?
00:54:41 You so cute.
00:54:43 Do it again, do it again.
00:54:45 She been on Soun Train. noogah!
00:54:48 And last but not least,
00:54:51 I calls her Lollipop!
00:54:52 Hey, baby.
00:54:53 Whoo, Lordy!
00:54:56 Uh, look here, uh...
00:54:59 - Lollipop is all mine.
00:55:02 Hey, Day-Day!
00:55:04 Hold this for me, baby.
00:55:06 Day-Day, what's up?!
00:55:09 Hey, you better watch
00:55:12 Damn, Pinky! Shit!
00:55:13 Boy, you look good, man!
00:55:15 Merry Christmas, boy!
00:55:17 We still slinging records
00:55:19 We miss you down there!
00:55:20 Man, I know y'all do.
00:55:22 I had to! You was always late, fool!
00:55:25 Say it again!
00:55:27 Say it again!
00:55:36 Damn, girl, you eating again?
00:55:42 What's up O.G., triple O.G.?
00:55:44 - What's up?
00:55:46 Everything all right?
00:55:47 - I'm cool, dawg.
00:55:49 Got my shank in case
00:55:53 Relax, homey, ain't nothin'
00:55:55 That's my people, man!
00:55:57 My grandma, my uncle.
00:56:02 What you need to do, man,
00:56:04 and get your boogie on.
00:56:06 I don't want to dance
00:56:08 You're a fool.
00:56:11 Ooh, what's up?
00:56:14 Merry Christmas.
00:56:15 Who is that?
00:56:17 How are you?
00:56:18 Oh, I'm all right.
00:56:19 You look great.
00:56:21 That's, uh, that's Donna.
00:56:24 You the greenest
00:56:26 Who the nigga she with?
00:56:28 That's just Money Mike.
00:56:30 Little Lucky Charms,
00:56:33 Oh, that nigga look
00:56:36 That's right.
00:56:37 Perm and shit.
00:56:38 Craig, look who here!
00:56:40 Yeah, bring him over here.
00:56:43 Oh, man, thanks
00:56:45 I appreciate that.
00:56:47 No problem.
00:56:48 We had to show y'all some love
00:56:52 Don't she look good?
00:56:53 lntroduce me to your friend, Craig.
00:56:55 Oh, that's Money Mike.
00:56:59 - That's Donna.
00:57:00 This Damon. He live downstairs.
00:57:04 That was like The Matrix!
00:57:07 Got some testosterone problems.
00:57:10 Why don't you go get me
00:57:12 Thank you.
00:57:14 - Where is it?
00:57:18 No, no.
00:57:21 Like to dislocated my shoulder.
00:57:24 Yo, homey, you ever been to the pen?
00:57:27 Hell, no, but thanks for asking.
00:57:32 - Uh, Craig?
00:57:35 Where your bathroom at, player?
00:57:36 I got to piss
00:57:38 at the Kentucky Derby
00:57:44 Yo, it's right through there.
00:57:45 I got to pee diddy! About to get it on.
00:57:48 Hey, don't piss on the seat.
00:57:59 What's up, O.G., triple O.G.?
00:58:01 You got that look in your eye.
00:58:03 Fresh fish on the line, nigga.
00:58:05 Ain't nothin' like that shit.
00:58:10 Yeah, baby! Yeah!
00:58:14 Have to drink a little bit more water.
00:58:17 Come on. There you go.
00:58:21 One at a time, player, one at a time.
00:58:23 Busy right now,
00:58:25 You know what this is, new booty!
00:58:27 - New booty?
00:58:29 - Fight what shit?
00:58:30 Let what happen?
00:58:32 Phone books? Nigga,
00:58:35 This ain't funny, nigga.
00:58:38 Come on, I ain't playin'.
00:58:39 No!
00:58:43 Here's my card right here
00:58:46 Day-Day.
00:58:47 Better not let Pinky see that shit.
00:58:50 That's a barbecue card.
00:58:52 Don't give a fuck. That's where
00:58:55 Come and get
00:59:00 Sneaky son of a bitch.
00:59:02 Damn, he's been
00:59:04 I told you he was sick.
00:59:06 He might be in there
00:59:08 Why don't we just step in here?
00:59:10 We can sit down
00:59:13 All right.
00:59:23 You got a nice room here.
00:59:27 I got a nice bed, too.
00:59:30 - You funny, huh?
00:59:33 I'm trying to spread
00:59:36 get close to you.
00:59:41 So, what brings you to California
00:59:44 with this little
00:59:47 You know, I ask myself
00:59:49 What am I doing way out here,
00:59:52 away from my family
00:59:57 But it's just hard.
00:59:59 Shit, just leave.
01:00:02 You don't understand.
01:00:05 I mean, he got you
01:00:08 so he can, you know,
01:00:12 do all them things to you--
01:00:13 you know, I want
01:00:16 that, um...
01:00:18 You sure you don't want
01:00:21 What you think?
01:00:26 No!
01:00:27 Don't do it!
01:00:29 You got some condoms?
01:00:30 Day-Day, get the hell out of here!
01:00:32 You know damn well you got
01:00:35 Get the fuck out of here!
01:00:38 She liked me anyway, didn't you?
01:00:40 You're a trip.
01:00:42 You know what? Don't pay
01:00:44 - That boy, he just a fool.
01:00:46 Let's just go before
01:00:50 And, Craig, a word of advice--
01:00:56 I ain't never gonna get no pussy.
01:00:59 What if I tried to get
01:01:03 All right. God!
01:01:06 - Come on out of there!
01:01:08 Who's in the bathroom?
01:01:10 That eggnog about
01:01:11 You know I got them bad guts.
01:01:13 Man, Pops gotta boo-boo, come on!
01:01:15 Don't tell everybody!
01:01:17 Hey, you know what?
01:01:18 The lady will let you
01:01:20 Miss Pearly.
01:01:22 Go on down. She'll let you use it.
01:01:24 Come on out of there, man!
01:01:28 Honey, where you going?
01:01:29 I'll be right back. Oh, boy!
01:01:54 All right!
01:01:57 All right!
01:01:58 I'm Craig's daddy--Willie Jones.
01:02:01 As you know, we're having
01:02:04 and the bathrooms are jammed.
01:02:06 I like the way you got that lined up.
01:02:08 Mind if I use yours?
01:02:09 No. Come on in.
01:02:11 - Where's it at?
01:02:13 Thank you.
01:02:19 All right, there we go.
01:02:23 There we go. About time.
01:02:26 Oh, just what I needed so bad.
01:02:29 Yeah, there it is.
01:02:39 How you doing?
01:02:40 Show me what you working with.
01:02:43 - Oh, damn!
01:02:45 That's my woman you're dancing with.
01:02:47 Hey, fool, your woman's
01:02:49 I bought them titties!
01:02:50 What's wrong with you?
01:02:52 I'll bust a cap right in your fat ass.
01:02:53 Don't mess up the party, Elroy.
01:02:55 Dance with me, dance with me.
01:03:03 Did you pee on me?
01:03:05 Wake your bitch-ass up,
01:03:08 I like my fish wet and squirmy.
01:03:10 I thought I was dreaming.
01:03:14 Oh, you dreaming. This a wet dream.
01:03:16 Wet dream?
01:03:18 You lost your mind? What the hell?!
01:03:20 Am I in prison?
01:03:22 Donna! Pimp down!
01:03:26 You got a lot of balls!
01:03:30 Pimpin', pimpin', pimpin'!
01:03:38 You was just gonna take it,
01:03:40 You thought I was
01:03:42 Yeah, okay, okay.
01:03:47 - Could you just let me go?
01:03:49 I was just playing with you.
01:03:52 I was playing with you, dawg.
01:03:54 I was playing, man, okay?
01:03:55 I'm a nice guy
01:03:58 Shut up! What the hell
01:04:00 I am a boy!
01:04:03 You are not in prison
01:04:07 That's not how we do it!
01:04:10 Say, noog! This is Pinky, noogah!
01:04:14 Uh, Damon, are you a music lover?
01:04:17 You are? Good. Have you
01:04:20 Oh, shit!
01:04:22 Have you, huh? Have you heard it?
01:04:24 Huh? Huh?
01:04:25 Yes. Yes.
01:04:29 # Crunching on your balls
01:04:36 Mom, what's the matter?
01:04:38 Where did your father go?
01:04:40 He just went downstairs
01:04:42 over at Miss Pearly's, the landlady.
01:04:44 Oh, Miss Pearly. Hmm...
01:04:48 Excuse me.
01:04:53 Mama.
01:04:55 Oh, shit!
01:04:57 Hey!
01:05:00 Should be a law against
01:05:03 That was a monster--
01:05:05 What are you about to do,
01:05:07 Did your son tell you I said hi?
01:05:11 No. Pertaining to what?
01:05:13 Your son Craig
01:05:16 and I'm about to throw him
01:05:19 So how much do you
01:05:21 Not enough to pay his fucking rent.
01:05:25 I'm not talking about rent,
01:05:28 Well, what you talking about,
01:05:30 I'm talking about these nuts!
01:05:34 You're gonna give me
01:05:36 I don't even know you, woman!
01:05:38 I heard they call you
01:05:40 - Who, me?
01:05:41 - You heard that, huh?
01:05:43 Yes, baby, I'm a bad mother.
01:05:45 - Can I have some of it?
01:05:48 I don't know you, woman!
01:05:50 Oh, Sweet-Dick Willie!
01:05:51 Willie, get your ass off that heifer!
01:05:54 Daddy, get your ass off that heifer!
01:05:59 Yeah, pimping!
01:06:04 That's right.
01:06:06 Hey, I want everybody back!
01:06:08 There's gonna be
01:06:11 Everybody get back!
01:06:13 Get back in the house!
01:06:16 Don't take anybody!
01:06:19 Y'all get the hell
01:06:21 My dick wouldn't get hard!
01:06:23 Whip his ass, Mama!
01:06:24 Miss Pearly, you ain't right,
01:06:27 I'm calling the police on y'all, fool!
01:06:29 Well, get that lined up,
01:06:31 Go to hell!
01:06:33 Player. Player!
01:06:36 What's going on?
01:06:37 Ain't nothin', player.
01:06:38 Thanks for inviting me. I appreciate it.
01:06:40 Donna, get the car.
01:06:41 Come on, player.
01:06:42 Hey, them my vise grips, man!
01:06:44 Yeah, that's his nuts, too.
01:06:48 Look, I'm just saying, man,
01:06:50 let him go, and there
01:06:52 No hard feelings?
01:06:53 Have you ever seen
01:06:55 No.
01:06:56 Me, neither, but it
01:06:59 Now you hold on
01:07:00 Dude, I'm not about to touch
01:07:05 - Oh, yes, you are.
01:07:07 - Yes, you are!
01:07:09 You invited me to this party,
01:07:11 That's right. Whatever
01:07:13 I think I'm gonna pass out.
01:07:16 No, no, no--
01:07:17 lt's your party, your pliers,
01:07:19 That's how it's going.
01:07:22 I'll get the car door.
01:07:25 Give me a call
01:07:27 Yeah.
01:07:29 I'll call you.
01:07:31 Hold on.
01:07:33 [SlLENTLY] Call me.
01:07:35 - Hey!
01:07:37 - Can you hear me now?
01:07:38 Get these pliers!
01:07:40 All right. You ready?
01:07:42 I'm ready. I'm ready.
01:07:43 - You ready?
01:07:45 On the count of three--
01:07:46 - Here we go. One...
01:07:49 - Two...
01:07:50 - Three!
01:07:53 Hey!
01:07:54 Donna, you can't leave me!
01:07:58 Bitch, I ain't--hold on!
01:08:00 How the fuck
01:08:03 He gonna fuck the lining
01:08:05 Code 1 1-32--pimp missing!
01:08:12 What?
01:08:13 You see that mother?
01:08:15 That-that's--
01:08:17 He the one
01:08:36 You see him?
01:08:37 Yeah, he just went
01:08:47 - You ready?
01:08:51 Stop being so scary.
01:08:54 Why you always
01:08:56 Take your--go over there.
01:08:58 I bet something bite you in the ass.
01:09:00 No, I don't want
01:09:03 Ten more minutes before Christmas.
01:09:05 Ten more minutes.
01:09:08 Lord have mercy,
01:09:13 Let's see what I got.
01:09:14 Don't nobody get me nothin', anyway.
01:09:18 Oh, snap.
01:09:20 Dada.
01:09:22 Hell, yeah.
01:09:24 Extra medium?
01:09:27 Hell, got to have something
01:09:30 Day-Day, this could be
01:09:33 You keep your timid ass here.
01:09:38 Yeah, I roll to the club
01:09:41 Santa Claus up here,
01:09:44 cigarette lighters, some car keys.
01:09:47 Hold it right there, you crack baby!
01:09:49 Yeah, let's get his ass, Craig!
01:09:52 Beat him, Craig!
01:09:57 ...break in they house,
01:10:05 Hold him, Day-Day!
01:10:08 Turn around!
01:10:11 Ho ho ho, motherfucker!
01:10:15 Move, Day-Day!
01:10:18 Damn!
01:10:29 Damn, Craig! Get his ass!
01:10:30 Shit!
01:10:35 Mother!
01:10:37 Damn it, Craig, get up!
01:10:38 - Top Flight!
01:10:40 Go!
01:10:48 Damn!
01:10:59 Shit!
01:11:02 I caught you, didn't l?
01:11:04 Sons of bitches! You don't know
01:11:06 I'm one of the coldest
01:11:09 Get out of my collard greens
01:11:15 l'd like to blowed another hole
01:11:19 Dirty sons of bitches!
01:11:29 Come on out of there!
01:11:33 Next time, I'm gonna shoot you
01:11:36 not the one that stink!
01:11:42 Praise God.
01:11:47 Yo, dang, man,
01:12:05 I got a calling on y'all's life.
01:12:07 I'm here to deliver
01:12:09 Please don't hurt me.
01:12:11 Beat that ass!
01:12:14 Get his ass, Craig!
01:12:16 Wait a minute!
01:12:19 Go, go, go! Move!
01:12:20 Get his ass!
01:12:24 Go, go, go!
01:12:28 Get out of my house!
01:12:29 Beat his ass!
01:12:39 Oh, shit!
01:12:41 I know you're in there!
01:12:44 Go, go, go!
01:12:45 Move, move, move!
01:12:47 Come on, you two-time haters.
01:12:50 Y'all know I ain't playin'!
01:12:52 Come on! Come on!
01:13:05 Open the door!
01:13:11 Fuck, I'll kill y'all.
01:13:14 That boy can take a fall!
01:13:20 Y'all niggas don't know
01:13:28 I told you I ain't no freak!
01:13:30 I'll kill one of you young punks!
01:13:36 Can't catch me, baby.
01:13:37 Prime time.
01:13:46 - Damn!
01:13:57 Shit.
01:13:58 Goddamn it, C.W., what did you hit?!
01:14:01 Man, I think that was a dog, man.
01:14:05 I ain't playin' with you, noogah!
01:14:07 Didn't I tell you I was gonna fire you
01:14:10 Nope, I didn't hear that part, Pinky.
01:14:11 After you hit that little retarded boy
01:14:15 You're costing me money, C.W.
01:14:20 He's still breathing. Get your ass
01:14:24 All right, motherfucker, let's go.
01:14:25 Come on, noogah!
01:14:27 Get your ass
01:14:30 You done hit Santa Claus!
01:14:36 That was Pinky's limo.
01:14:37 Look, he hit Santa ass!
01:14:44 Got your ass! Turn over!
01:14:47 D.O.A.
01:14:49 - Should I tell him or you?
01:14:51 You got knocked the fuck out!
01:14:53 Bitch!
01:14:57 Got his ass!
01:15:07 - Yo, Day-Day.
01:15:09 I'm glad we got
01:15:11 What are we gonna do
01:15:12 I don't know. Po-pos will get
01:15:15 Ho ho ho, motherfucker!
01:15:18 There you have it.
01:15:19 Another Friday gone.
01:15:24 Wejust took oun stuff
01:15:26 and left Santa Claus on the roof
01:15:29 Fan as I know.
01:15:33 Pimp down!
01:15:36 And Money Mike.
01:15:38 you know. he's still
01:15:40 all through the 'hood.
01:15:41 There's a loud party upstairs
01:15:44 Could you please send a unit?
01:15:46 Miss Peanly kept on hating on us.
01:15:48 We didn't even cane.
01:15:51 My uncle got drunk
01:15:54 And look at Pops--
01:15:55 You know. he showed his ass
01:15:59 - Open the door! Let's do this!
01:16:03 But all they wanted
01:16:04 So we looked them up.
01:16:06 and I even kept
01:16:09 And a German shepherd mix!
01:16:14 That's till
01:16:16 And me. you know how a player do.
01:16:20 I convinced Donna
01:16:22 back to the panty.
01:16:23 got her in my room.
01:16:25 slid the dresser
01:16:27 and got myself
01:16:30 You know!
01:16:37 I'll beat-box your ass!