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00:00:51 With the Indians!
00:01:32 Avram !
00:02:20 I want to talk to you in private.
00:02:23 Speak only English.
00:02:26 And no matter what I say, don't smile.
00:02:42 Out of 88 students graduating
00:02:47 you came in a close 87.
00:02:52 Don't smile.
00:02:56 Look sad.
00:03:00 There is a new congregation...
00:03:02 In America?
00:03:03 Wait!
00:03:16 Some meshuggener suggested your
00:03:22 I am forced to take an official
00:03:58 Close.
00:04:01 It's a close vote.
00:04:04 But I am the Chief Rabbi!
00:04:07 I am the one who has to decide!
00:04:10 So, cowboy...
00:04:13 I am sending you to San Francisco.
00:04:19 - Where is San Francisco?
00:04:31 Get out, quick.
00:04:42 And so, on a wonderful
00:04:47 I started out my great adventure...
00:04:50 and I left Poland for Philadelphia...
00:04:53 the city where all the
00:05:41 The boat's gone.
00:05:47 Understand?
00:05:49 Somebody should have told us!
00:05:50 This is the devil's work.
00:05:51 - What'd he say?
00:05:53 Mister, what'd you just say
00:05:55 - Gone!
00:05:57 That boat's supposed to leave
00:05:59 Supposed to?
00:06:00 What the hell's the matter with you?
00:06:02 It's a gold rush.
00:06:04 Haven't you people heard anything?
00:06:06 - Next boat two months.
00:06:09 Oh, my God, help me!
00:06:11 Just this morning me and
00:06:14 All right. Who's next?
00:06:21 Our mama's dying in San Francisco.
00:06:25 What am I gonna do?
00:06:27 There must be some way that a
00:06:32 in another way than the boat.
00:06:33 Not for us, sir.
00:06:35 Just 10 minutes ago, me and my brother
00:06:40 so as we could purchase
00:06:43 And now we ain't got neither.
00:06:46 Well, perhaps if you go to the man...
00:06:49 and you told him your troubles
00:06:51 he would give you back the wagon.
00:06:54 You think he'll do it?
00:06:56 If he is a good man, I
00:06:59 Mister, would you help me, please?
00:07:03 I'm not much good at
00:07:06 I usually just start to cry.
00:07:11 I will do that.
00:07:12 I would be happy to do it.
00:07:13 But I don't know if I
00:07:16 With the way I speak English...
00:07:17 Wait, you don't have
00:07:20 My brother, his name is Matt.
00:07:21 - Oh, say, what's your name?
00:07:24 Avram. My name's Darryl, Darryl Diggs.
00:07:26 Anyway, my brother's got a temper.
00:07:28 Sometimes he just unloads,
00:07:30 - Can't I help you to carry...
00:07:32 I've got it all. Don't
00:07:34 Just step in here, anyway. Come
00:07:36 Avram. But you didn't
00:07:39 - Everything go all right?
00:07:43 - What?
00:07:45 The whole town's gone crazy, Matt.
00:07:49 Yeah, but what are
00:07:51 Well, God may be on our side yet,
00:07:55 Avram, this is my
00:07:57 - How do you do?
00:08:00 Mr. Jones, we missed our boat and we
00:08:04 We need our horses
00:08:05 so as we can get to San Francisco
00:08:09 So if you'd be kind enough
00:08:12 I sympathize with your misfortunes,
00:08:15 I'm in the business of
00:08:19 and I don't sell unless
00:08:22 But we don't have no
00:08:24 Then we don't do no business.
00:08:27 Excuse me. Excuse me, Mr. Jones.
00:08:32 How much profit do you
00:08:36 $50.
00:08:38 $50. That's it, Matt, we're sunk.
00:08:41 I'm sorry, Avram. Sorry
00:08:44 Well, perhaps I could pay the $50.
00:09:00 It's real kind of you, Avram.
00:09:02 I don't know how's we could
00:09:06 $50, look, I don't know.
00:09:09 If I could have a seat on
00:09:12 I would be more than paid back.
00:09:14 Well, you pay the $50...
00:09:15 you could have a seat with a
00:09:19 All the way.
00:09:21 I would share the cushion.
00:09:24 Matt, the Lord is smiling
00:09:27 Amen.
00:09:29 Gentlemen, quiet!
00:09:32 Wonderful, marvelous news.
00:09:35 Just this morning, I
00:09:41 "Dear Mr. Bender:
00:09:43 "This is to inform you
00:09:47 "you will have a rabbi and a Torah.
00:09:56 "Rabbi Avram Belinski
00:09:59 "to join you in the
00:10:02 "Avram thanks you for the
00:10:06 "He is looking eagerly forward to
00:10:11 "with an eye towards matrimony."
00:10:15 - Papa !
00:10:19 But, Julius!
00:10:21 Go to your room.
00:10:23 What's the matter with Sarah Mindl?
00:10:24 Bender, a rabbi is
00:10:45 You want a bite?
00:10:47 Oh, thanks.
00:11:05 There she is, Avram.
00:11:07 That little shortcut I
00:11:09 Gonna get us to San
00:11:12 Good.
00:11:52 Whoa !
00:11:53 What happened? Is it Indians?
00:11:55 Mr. Jones, what's happening?
00:12:04 I don't understand. What's...
00:12:06 Darryl, tell him I paid the $50!
00:12:09 He paid the $50.
00:12:11 - You paid the $50?
00:12:22 Is it clothes what you want?
00:12:23 You want to take my clothes?
00:12:25 You need my clothes so much?
00:12:31 No! No! Not the Torah, please!
00:12:34 Take my money, you can have the...
00:12:36 God! God, help me!
00:12:39 Mr. Jones, please don't do that!
00:12:44 Please! Please! No!
00:12:48 What's you need my tallis for?
00:12:53 Why are you doing this?
00:12:55 - We love you.
00:12:56 why are you doing this?
00:12:58 - You're not happy with our service?
00:13:04 God! I don't want to be
00:13:09 - We'll fix that for you, bucko.
00:13:12 There you go!
00:13:27 - How'd we do?
00:16:32 This you couldn't throw out first!
00:16:58 America.
00:17:34 Landsmen! Landsmen!
00:17:36 Hello!
00:17:39 Landsmen!
00:17:42 Landsmen!
00:17:43 Hello!
00:17:46 Landsmen!
00:18:23 Dost thou speak English?
00:18:29 Dost thou...
00:18:32 speak...
00:19:22 You know, I think he's crazy.
00:20:17 We have decided...
00:20:19 that thou shouldst have this
00:20:28 We are sorry it cannot be more.
00:20:33 We all hope it will help
00:20:38 Brother Avram.
00:20:45 I will never forget thy kindness.
00:20:53 Thanks.
00:21:07 Bye-bye.
00:21:12 Good-bye. Thank you very much.
00:21:17 Thanks.
00:21:18 - Good-bye. -
00:21:24 My parents have a farm...
00:21:26 not big like this one,
00:21:31 How is it that thou are not a farmer?
00:21:34 Well, God made me a rabbi.
00:21:37 - Why?
00:21:41 I think he had enough farmers.
00:21:47 What a wonderful country.
00:22:12 Simple Simon says, "Put
00:22:18 Simple Simon says, "No laughing."
00:22:21 Simple Simon says, "Put
00:22:26 I really have to go!
00:22:30 Simple Simon says, "Put
00:22:35 Don't bother the man, honey.
00:22:39 Simple Simon says, "You
00:22:49 I think we're an hour and a half away.
00:23:41 - Mommy, I'm getting sleepy.
00:24:25 - Can you stop it?
00:25:10 Ladies and gentlemen, can I
00:25:13 Now I want you all to
00:25:15 'cause I'm only gonna say this once.
00:25:19 First thing is: don't turn around.
00:25:22 There's a man behind
00:25:24 and he don't care to be recognized.
00:25:27 Them that don't
00:25:32 All right now. You all put
00:25:36 Good. That's real good.
00:25:39 Now we're all gonna play
00:25:43 You got something for
00:25:46 Very kind.
00:25:48 Ma'am? Thank you.
00:25:50 Thank you very much.
00:25:52 Ma'am?
00:25:59 Thank you.
00:26:01 Well, thank you all very much.
00:26:04 Mr. Jake, I'm jumping here,
00:26:07 Remember, folks...
00:26:08 the best way to keep your heads
00:26:12 And don't turn around.
00:26:14 Better to give than to
00:27:14 Simple Simon says, "Everybody laugh."
00:27:27 Don't you get the joke?
00:27:29 Simple says, "Everybody gotta laugh."
00:28:32 It's difficult to explain that
00:28:37 And, for a Jew, Saturday
00:28:43 - Name?
00:28:48 See the foreman. Name?
00:28:51 Good? Good.
00:28:55 See the foreman. Name?
00:28:58 You funny looking fellow.
00:29:00 - Yes. Yes.
00:29:04 Yes.
00:29:07 See the foreman.
00:29:08 - You ever work on railroad before?
00:29:12 K-O-V...
00:29:16 See the foreman.
00:29:17 - You sure talk funny.
00:29:22 - Yes.
00:29:23 - Yes.
00:29:24 John Browning.
00:29:25 Strange-looking characters
00:29:28 See the foreman.
00:29:30 - Name?
00:29:47 Sorry, Paco. Sorry. It
00:29:51 You can bet your boots on that.
00:30:06 He did it again.
00:30:22 Wait, Paco. Wait!
00:30:25 Wait, it wasn't done on purpose.
00:30:27 - Avram, some water over here.
00:30:31 Got nice, fresh water coming right up.
00:30:34 - Avram.
00:30:37 Paco? No!
00:30:39 - It was an accident. I didn't mean to...
00:30:43 I'll bust your Jewish bones!
00:30:45 You smart, you listen.
00:30:49 You work one year, make
00:30:51 Maybe we even go with you, huh?
00:30:53 Open a big joint in San Francisco!
00:30:55 Paco, would you show
00:30:59 Hey, pendejo. How you
00:31:02 Paco, please, just show
00:31:11 You're crazy, Jew-boy!
00:31:17 Believe me, I won't get lost!
00:31:21 Oh, yes, you will.
00:31:29 Good-bye!
00:31:31 Good-bye, Paco.
00:31:33 Good-bye, Mr. Ping!
00:31:36 Wait! Wait, horsie!
00:31:39 Wait, wait, horsie! Take it easy.
00:31:42 Nice horsie. That's a good horsie.
00:31:46 That's it.
00:31:48 Let's take it slow and easy.
00:31:51 Slow! Slow.
00:31:53 That's it. You're a good horsie.
00:31:55 Sarah Mindl. Sarah, Sarah, Sarah.
00:32:02 Oh, my Sarah, Sarah.
00:32:10 Oh, show me what you meant to me.
00:32:30 Oh, my food! My food!
00:32:44 Why me?
00:32:45 My food, you're gonna take?
00:32:47 You got the whole world,
00:32:56 Not you! Wait!
00:32:58 Not you! Wait! Horsie, wait!
00:33:03 No food and no horse.
00:33:08 Come back!
00:33:10 Come here, horsie!
00:33:11 I'll be good to you! I'll be nice!
00:33:14 I'll pick grass for you!
00:33:16 I'll scratch your back!
00:33:18 I'll give you a nice rub!
00:33:27 Chicken, chicken.
00:33:29 Come here. I don't wanna hurt you.
00:33:32 I just want to eat you.
00:33:39 Come here, wait! I
00:33:42 I just want to make you kosher!
00:34:28 How hungry are you?
00:34:32 I'm pretty hungry.
00:34:52 If you had been here yesterday...
00:34:54 we could've had roast chicken!
00:35:03 So that's Jewish cooking, huh?
00:35:06 Pretty good, huh?
00:35:10 Where're you coming from?
00:35:13 Back there.
00:35:16 You're from California, huh?
00:35:22 California is that way?
00:35:28 You're lost, ain't you?
00:35:32 - Got any money?
00:35:37 Got any food?
00:35:40 No.
00:35:46 Sure talk funny.
00:35:47 - Where you born at?
00:35:52 Is that near Pittsburgh?
00:35:56 No. That's near Czechoslovakia.
00:35:58 Oh, yeah. Yeah.
00:36:02 And you're going to California?
00:36:05 Yes.
00:36:10 You ain't gonna make it.
00:36:13 Excuse me...
00:36:15 in the morning, would
00:36:17 to point out in which
00:36:22 - Sure.
00:36:24 - In the morning.
00:36:26 would you like to fight
00:36:33 You think you got a chance?
00:36:36 I think I can say, with complete
00:36:42 but I'm still hungry.
00:36:45 - Help yourself.
00:36:51 What you call this kind of fish?
00:36:53 - That's a trout.
00:36:58 It's got a lot of bones.
00:37:03 You got family waiting for you?
00:37:05 I'm promised a wife when
00:37:09 But I haven't never met her.
00:37:10 You gonna marry a woman
00:37:14 I didn't say I never seen her.
00:37:16 I said I never met her.
00:37:19 They sent me a picture
00:37:29 Well.
00:37:31 What you think?
00:37:32 Well, that's my kind of woman.
00:37:34 You son of a gun.
00:37:36 You son of a gun, you.
00:37:40 Shee-it!
00:37:43 I guess so.
00:37:45 This other one ain't bad, neither.
00:37:50 - Good night, Rabbi.
00:38:14 Well, it's nice meeting
00:38:17 Nice meeting up with you, pard.
00:38:19 - You got it straight?
00:38:21 Right from this tree...
00:38:23 I head straight north
00:38:25 till I come to the flat country.
00:38:28 - Yeah.
00:38:32 That way I avoid the Indians.
00:38:35 Then I cross the river...
00:38:38 and I make a sharp right,
00:38:43 Once I get to the
00:38:46 I just continue straight as piss...
00:38:49 till I come to the
00:38:53 keeping the ocean on
00:38:55 and just hot-tail it
00:39:00 Good?
00:39:02 Pretty good.
00:39:04 Well...
00:39:07 I hope you make it.
00:39:15 Okay, wait, horse. Good.
00:39:20 That's it, straight ahead.
00:39:28 - Speak any Mexican, do you?
00:39:34 Oh, nothing. Just curious.
00:39:39 If you should ever come to San Francisco,
00:39:44 and we could talk
00:39:53 - Come on, horsie.
00:39:58 that way.
00:40:01 That way?
00:40:05 Of course, I know it's that way...
00:40:08 but first I have to go around that
00:40:12 You mustn't turn a horse so
00:40:16 You gotta start nice and slow. That
00:40:28 Hey! What kind of crazy horses
00:40:38 - What do you call this in Jewish?
00:40:43 Well, you keep your eyes on this tokhes
00:40:48 Keep my eyes on the tokhes...
00:40:58 Shee-it! Don't get no
00:41:03 - What kind of word is that?
00:41:06 You always say, "shee-it"
00:41:09 Shee-it?
00:41:12 Well, that's a... That's a...
00:41:16 What do you... You must have a
00:41:22 What do say when you get
00:41:25 Oy gevald.
00:41:27 Oy gevald?
00:41:28 - Yeah. - That's it.
00:41:36 Oy, shee-it!
00:41:39 Yeah, that makes sense.
00:41:42 Slow. Slow, horsie.
00:41:52 Well, this is it.
00:41:55 - Where are you going?
00:41:57 it's a good place to cross.
00:41:59 - Why not here?
00:42:02 Here's a good place to die...
00:42:03 but it ain't a good
00:42:06 We just jump in and swim
00:42:12 You wanna kill yourself, go ahead.
00:42:14 I don't like the odds.
00:42:25 Well, that shouldn't be so difficult.
00:42:38 Wait a minute! Where
00:42:42 I didn't say where to go yet!
00:42:47 Oh, no! Oh, no!
00:43:07 That snake could've killed me!
00:43:09 Well, damn me! If he
00:43:21 Help! Oy gevald!
00:43:24 God damn!
00:43:34 Shit!
00:43:40 You know, Rabbi, you're
00:43:44 Remember...
00:43:45 I'm the kind of person when he says
00:43:51 You got a guarantee, huh? He could
00:43:54 - dead in the wilderness!
00:43:57 You're talking about
00:44:06 Somebody, maybe, should
00:44:15 Rosalie.
00:44:18 Rosalie.
00:44:20 - Get your sister away from that idiot!
00:44:26 This is a nice little
00:44:30 Yeah, I guess.
00:44:34 I don't think that fellow is 100%.
00:44:42 I'll see if I can find
00:44:47 - Someplace pretty cheap.
00:45:20 About tomorrow morning...
00:45:23 This ain't traveling weather.
00:45:25 I know this place ain't
00:45:29 And like you say, it's cheap.
00:45:34 So we just stay here for a
00:45:36 No. I've wasted too much time already.
00:45:44 When they banged on your head,
00:45:48 So goddamned worried about time,
00:45:52 I told you, it's against my
00:45:56 I got me a new religion, too! And one of
00:46:01 There's real mountains out there, and
00:46:05 - I'm telling you we can't make it.
00:46:08 God damn! I ain't gonna let you talk
00:46:14 Every goddamn Indian knows that!
00:46:21 I know, you don't like
00:46:25 But I'm telling you, you ain't
00:46:31 Am I trying to talk you into anything?
00:46:38 Good night! Have a nice trip.
00:46:42 Good night. And thanks for
00:46:47 up until the time I
00:46:55 Don't wake me in the morning!
00:46:58 I'll try to be as quiet as possible!
00:47:04 What do you think now, Rabbi?
00:47:07 It's cold.
00:47:13 You should see it in winter.
00:47:23 In the Talmud it says,
00:47:28 And this I had done.
00:47:34 However, there were times I feared
00:47:42 Get your horse down!
00:48:05 If we'd have gone on,
00:48:09 No, make one!
00:48:14 Move! Come here...
00:48:20 closer!
00:48:24 Wait.
00:48:25 We are doing this to
00:48:30 In that case, you can
00:48:35 Come here, darling.
00:48:40 That's better.
00:48:51 Hey, look.
00:49:04 I think we've found
00:49:07 Well, it ain't exactly
00:49:13 What a wonderful place America is!
00:49:16 There are no walls
00:49:18 You don't have to worry about soldiers
00:49:20 and killing people.
00:49:23 You know, I think this is the West.
00:49:25 We're in the Wild West here, just
00:49:31 This is a wonderful city. They
00:49:36 they got merchants of all kinds
00:49:41 how they're dressed. I
00:49:46 - Howdy.
00:49:48 Hold up here. I got a little
00:49:53 Hold on to the horses, will you?
00:49:59 I'll be right back.
00:50:30 Move it!
00:50:32 - What's happening?
00:50:35 - What did you say?
00:50:40 What do you mean, "we?"
00:50:46 The bank, they just robbed the bank!
00:50:48 Oy gevald!
00:50:53 - We need a posse, boys, let's go!
00:50:56 I said, we need a posse!
00:50:57 To hell with you! I ain't
00:50:59 - But they robbed it!
00:51:03 - $5 a man when we catch them !
00:51:05 - $7.50!
00:51:06 - I'll go for $11.
00:51:08 - $11 !
00:51:11 $11. Let's go!
00:51:34 Don't get comfortable.
00:51:43 - How could you do this to me?
00:51:48 - But you made me a bank robber!
00:51:52 - Get out of my life!
00:51:58 Get out of my life!
00:51:59 Get out! I don't want you here!
00:52:02 Get out of my life!
00:52:10 Take it easy!
00:52:11 Take it easy. You better cool off.
00:52:27 Guns?
00:52:30 You gonna shoot guns at me?
00:52:34 Guns!
00:52:46 - You know, you're really crazy.
00:52:50 Who else would rob a bank but a crazy?
00:52:52 You, you ain't no bank robber.
00:52:55 - Think I could tell them that?
00:52:58 - And would they listen?
00:53:00 - Yeah, they'll listen.
00:53:03 - And what if I gave back the money?
00:53:09 - Yes, I mean my half! - First they'll
00:53:13 till you tell them where the other
00:53:21 Make up your mind, pardner.
00:53:39 Oy gevald!
00:53:41 Go fast, horsie! Go fast!
00:53:43 Wait, Tommy, wait! I'm coming.
00:53:53 Looks like fresh tracks.
00:53:55 They was here all
00:53:58 Hey, that was me. I
00:54:01 If you did, he sure took a
00:54:04 All right, let's go, men. Let's
00:00:06 Another river?
00:00:43 - I wish that we could build a
00:00:47 We're lucky to have this much.
00:00:51 By sunrise they're gonna
00:00:55 There, that ought to
00:01:00 Not bad, huh?
00:01:07 Now ain't you something.
00:01:09 To tell you the truth, I never
00:01:12 tainted and all, like it is.
00:01:15 So you're rich. What are
00:01:21 When we get to the next town,
00:01:26 Well, I'd be careful till
00:01:31 Fella could get hisself robbed.
00:01:36 I'll keep out a watch for strangers.
00:01:54 About ready.
00:02:08 Church over. We'd better make tracks.
00:02:15 I figure they know pretty
00:02:21 It ain't gonna take
00:02:24 Hold still. Hold
00:02:27 We can't really afford
00:02:38 - What the hell are you doing?
00:02:44 What're you talking about?
00:02:47 - Today is Saturday.
00:02:50 - I don't ride on Saturday.
00:02:53 - you ain't gonna ride today?
00:02:57 - I asked you not to tell me that!
00:03:00 But this ain't no ordinary Saturday!
00:03:05 Why is this Saturday different
00:03:09 'Cause this Saturday, there's
00:03:16 I promise you. Right now, they're
00:03:20 I don't ride on Saturday!
00:03:23 Jesus! You give me the P-doodles!
00:03:28 There ain't no Jews in
00:03:30 They'd as soon string you up
00:03:34 They don't give a shit for your
00:03:38 Goddamned if I'm gonna walk!
00:03:43 I've asked you not to say that.
00:03:53 You stupid, ignorant, son of a bitch!
00:03:56 I ain't waiting around
00:04:00 - I'm leaving!
00:04:04 Good-bye!
00:04:15 There it is.
00:04:35 I'm gonna show you something.
00:04:40 Look over there.
00:04:44 You know what that is?
00:04:47 Yes.
00:04:50 Well?
00:04:54 When the sun sets.
00:04:57 Know what you are?
00:05:00 You're a real meshigoonu.
00:05:06 Meshuggener.
00:05:15 They're coming. Damn you!
00:05:20 - Come on.
00:05:23 Now?
00:05:27 Not yet!
00:05:30 Now?
00:05:34 Not yet.
00:05:35 Now!
00:05:50 - Now!
00:05:59 Longest damn day of my life!
00:06:08 That tree is a apple tree.
00:06:23 Hot. It's hot.
00:06:36 - Will you quit that! They ain't coming.
00:06:39 'Cause it's been four days. I'm telling
00:06:44 What's that?
00:06:49 Them's Indians. Let's go!
00:06:52 Go, horsie!
00:06:56 Let's go! They ain't serving
00:07:00 Go, horsie.
00:07:05 Shee-it!
00:07:08 Quick! Go quick, horse! Can't
00:07:24 What did they want?
00:07:29 They wanted our horses, our
00:07:33 Jesus, I don't know. They wanted
00:07:36 But, why? What did we do?
00:07:38 They've been shit on by white men so
00:07:42 They wasn't painted up for one of your
00:07:46 Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, my God!
00:07:50 - What's the matter?
00:07:52 - What's the matter?
00:07:54 - The Torah...
00:08:00 I ain't going with you
00:08:02 - Let go!
00:08:04 - you stupid ignoramus!
00:08:06 - They won't talk, they'll just kill you!
00:08:08 I ain't going, you son of a bitch!
00:08:10 Who's asking you?
00:08:15 So long, sucker!
00:08:18 Have a nice funeral!
00:08:21 You dumb asshole!
00:08:43 Oh, come on, get me out of this.
00:08:47 Oh, please, please, please.
00:08:50 I'm your friend. I don't
00:09:21 I never did anything wrong.
00:09:26 How did I get into this?
00:09:51 - Who the hell are you?
00:09:57 Jewish rabbi.
00:10:00 Come from far away across big ocean.
00:10:05 I read much books about Indians.
00:10:11 You don't speak English very well.
00:10:22 He's a holy man, Chief. Speaks to the
00:10:26 And he's so good and kind and
00:10:30 Why, even when we robbed the bank
00:10:33 he wouldn't ride on
00:10:35 'Cause that's his holy day and he
00:10:38 - Can he make rain?
00:10:44 You should've seen the rain...
00:10:45 I mean buckets of rain
00:10:48 I didn't know what the hell we
00:10:51 - And if you wanna talk about snow...
00:10:58 - You came for this?
00:11:03 I have read this book.
00:11:09 Did not understand one word.
00:11:19 - What do you call this book?
00:11:27 The Torah.
00:11:29 Torah.
00:11:31 Good.
00:11:36 Will you trade your horse for Torah?
00:11:44 - Yes.
00:11:47 - Yes.
00:11:50 Yes.
00:11:52 - And everything else you own?
00:11:59 - Even your knife?
00:12:04 No knife!
00:12:12 - You have no knife?
00:12:19 If I give you back Torah...
00:12:22 will you purify your
00:12:43 Yes.
00:12:50 Shit!
00:13:03 If I let you go, may I keep Torah?
00:13:10 No!
00:13:47 Rabbi with no knife,
00:13:54 And you, who speak to Indians
00:14:00 your heart is big, not
00:14:05 Well...
00:14:06 ...but you have good feelings inside.
00:14:10 Thanks, Chief, thanks very much.
00:14:38 Thanks.
00:14:46 You should just be healthy, and
00:14:56 Now this is a good drink.
00:15:01 Great spirit, send us rain.
00:15:04 Wonderful! Wonderful and nice dancing.
00:15:09 Nice does not make rain. Yes
00:15:13 - Yes.
00:15:14 - That's right.
00:15:16 - Because that's not his department!
00:15:19 - Yes!
00:15:22 - Don't say, "my God." He's your God,
00:15:26 we have enough troubles
00:15:27 - But there's only one God.
00:15:31 He can do anything!
00:15:34 Then why can't he make rain?
00:15:37 Because he doesn't make rain! He
00:15:42 He gives us compassion when
00:15:45 He gives us courage when
00:15:47 blindly like little mice in the
00:16:02 Of course, sometimes just like that...
00:16:06 he'll change his mind.
00:16:30 - This is really good fruit.
00:16:32 What's the matter with
00:16:35 - It ain't fruit! I'm telling you,
00:16:42 See that?
00:16:47 Good! I don't know what the
00:16:57 Tell me, what do Jewish
00:17:01 Just like the Indians,
00:17:05 - Show me.
00:17:10 - Do you feel joy?
00:17:14 Then show me, please.
00:17:17 Dance with my people.
00:17:24 Well, I'll take a crack!
00:17:29 No!
00:17:38 I want him to dance with you.
00:17:41 He is going to show you
00:17:50 Well.
00:17:52 Ready on the tommies?
00:18:01 Go!
00:18:02 Everybody dance always
00:18:07 First we start slow. Then we're
00:18:13 That's it. That's good with the hands.
00:18:15 Watch that lady. I think
00:18:19 Just have a little fun and don't you
00:18:35 Watch the lamp post.
00:18:36 Try to keep in time with the
00:18:40 Just get a message from your feet.
00:18:44 I'll tell you, if you could move the
00:18:47 you'll be very happy with the
00:18:52 the left shoulder out.
00:18:54 That's the way we do
00:18:58 And hold on tight. Here we go.
00:19:02 And don't get wet.
00:19:04 Move a little faster,
00:19:08 Steady, hold, careful, let you
00:19:12 Now we do a jump, a little bitty
00:19:16 Try a little jumping, one, two, three.
00:19:18 And get ready for a trick. Here we go.
00:19:22 Clap your hands, both
00:19:24 Clap right. Clap left,
00:19:26 Clap right. Clap left. I think you
00:19:40 One, two, three, four,
00:19:44 One, two, three, four.
00:20:56 Hello.
00:21:07 Am I in the right place?
00:21:14 I hear bells.
00:21:20 Oy vey.
00:21:23 Am I?
00:21:28 Is this?
00:21:34 I'm not...
00:21:41 I think I was a little sick. Wasn't I?
00:21:49 You want to ask me anything?
00:21:53 - He can't, cuz.
00:21:57 - How are you?
00:21:59 You look a lot better. Boy, you were
00:22:05 You had me really worried.
00:22:07 Could you eat a little something?
00:22:10 - Always.
00:22:16 Leave that Torah here, it'll be safe.
00:22:18 I've had enough
00:22:23 - You're okay, huh?
00:22:25 Oh, good. Boy!
00:22:27 Why didn't you listen to me
00:22:30 You think I'm talking to you
00:22:33 I'm not talking to you
00:22:38 What's the point of all my
00:22:41 Come on, they're waiting breakfast.
00:22:43 You mean they never
00:22:47 See, once they take the vow,
00:22:52 not one word. There's an old
00:22:55 - he ain't spoken in 45 years.
00:23:00 What... How do they...
00:23:01 What if they're playing cards and they
00:23:05 what do they do? 45 years?
00:23:08 How can you live that long...
00:23:10 without ever asking
00:23:30 Good!
00:23:32 I like this food.
00:23:38 I know not to ask any questions.
00:23:42 Don't worry, I understand.
00:23:50 Do you grow these right...
00:23:52 Sorry, sorry.
00:23:55 I understand, no talking.
00:24:02 It's just that I'm not
00:24:18 Would you please...
00:24:22 The salt.
00:24:24 Pass the salt, please!
00:24:34 - Thanks.
00:25:31 You did it, didn't you?
00:25:34 You gave them back the money.
00:25:36 - Yup.
00:25:39 Well, that ain't the American way.
00:25:42 What's more, now you ain't got no
00:25:46 Don't know.
00:25:48 You don't know? Well, I'll
00:25:51 I'm gonna get me a bath,
00:25:54 then I'm gonna catch me a
00:25:57 then I'm gonna get drunk again...
00:25:59 then I'm gonna rob that Wells
00:26:03 You dumb-ass Jew!
00:27:25 Evening.
00:27:29 Evening.
00:27:31 We don't allow dancing in the street.
00:27:33 You wanna dance, you go
00:27:35 Oh, thanks.
00:27:37 - Evening.
00:28:21 Hello.
00:28:24 - Hope you don't mind if I watch.
00:28:28 - Welcome to the Red Dog.
00:28:37 Ain't you got the darndest...
00:28:40 You won again, Matt.
00:28:54 No more bets, please.
00:29:09 Hey, what the hell you doing, mister?
00:29:15 Would you hold this for me, please?
00:29:17 Well, I'd...
00:29:20 All right, the wheel waits for no man.
00:29:22 - Come on, Matt.
00:29:23 - You're on a winning streak.
00:29:25 Let's go. Come on.
00:29:29 One, red. A winner, he wins again.
00:29:36 I want back my money.
00:29:39 I know you from someplace, don't I?
00:29:41 You must be loco, mister.
00:29:43 I want my $200.
00:29:46 Piss off.
00:29:56 All right, all right.
00:29:59 No more bets, please. That's
00:30:06 I can't believe it.
00:30:09 If he's smart, he'll leave right now.
00:30:12 Looks like big trouble.
00:30:27 I don't want to hurt nobody.
00:30:30 I just want my money.
00:30:35 We gonna kill you.
00:30:45 That there is just
00:30:49 Better stay on the floor.
00:31:16 You ready, Mr. Jones?
00:31:17 Oh, I'm ready.
00:31:26 Now I remember you.
00:31:29 - Are you ready?
00:31:48 Put him on the bar.
00:31:54 He's going to do the beer barrel.
00:31:57 We haven't done that one
00:32:02 Now, come on now, don't
00:32:06 He'll break the bucko's face.
00:32:09 Don't break the bar.
00:32:10 I hope he's got enough
00:32:21 Nobody move.
00:32:26 You...
00:32:28 put $200 on the bar.
00:32:35 You know where the next one's going.
00:32:42 Yes, sir.
00:32:49 And you...
00:32:51 - how much you got?
00:32:53 Get it up there.
00:33:03 Put the barrel down now.
00:33:15 Now...
00:33:18 the three of you...
00:33:20 go away.
00:33:33 Leave the rest.
00:33:36 Yes, sir.
00:34:06 You're a rich man.
00:34:08 I got your $200 back.
00:34:11 Your friends just left.
00:34:14 Well, in that case...
00:34:19 let's go out and have a little fun.
00:34:25 I'm game.
00:34:28 Well, cuz, we made it.
00:34:31 See, it's just like I told you...
00:34:34 right at that big tree...
00:34:36 then left for a couple
00:34:38 and then as straight as piss
00:34:41 Who would've dreamed
00:34:45 Yeah.
00:34:47 If you don't know me
00:34:49 I'm gonna kick your ass
00:34:52 Why wouldn't I know you?
00:34:54 - You going away someplace?
00:34:58 This is where we say goodbye, Avram.
00:35:01 What do you mean?
00:35:03 Well, you follow that beach for a day
00:35:06 You don't need me no more.
00:35:11 - Where are you going?
00:35:15 Sutter's Mill.
00:35:17 That's where the gold is.
00:35:23 But I don't want you to go.
00:35:28 - Well, I got to go.
00:35:33 Well, I got people to see...
00:35:36 banks to rob, you know, I...
00:35:39 got to make a living.
00:35:40 Who's going to be the
00:35:44 Well, what do you mean? That's
00:35:48 You got to pick your
00:35:57 You...
00:35:59 You are my best friend.
00:36:04 I'm your best friend?
00:36:11 You're my only friend.
00:36:20 Now listen to me, cuz...
00:36:25 you keep your eyes on this tokhes...
00:36:29 and don't you take them off
00:36:35 I never had a best friend.
00:37:00 I got a bank robber, a bank robber...
00:37:03 you think a bank robber
00:37:06 I'm a rabbi! I can
00:37:11 Swimming lesson's over.
00:37:14 Look at them. Mermaids out of the
00:37:17 It's time for a little
00:37:24 Damn you, horse!
00:37:25 Whoa ! Whoa, now!
00:38:17 He's out of bullets!
00:38:19 He dropped the gun!
00:38:24 There, right there,
00:38:28 Don't let him grab the other gun!
00:38:32 Shoot him ! He's gonna
00:38:37 Shoot him, Avram !
00:38:39 He's going for the other gun!
00:38:43 Shoot him for Christ's
00:38:47 Help me!
00:38:49 He's gonna kill us, shoot him !
00:38:53 Shoot him, Avram ! Shoot him !
00:38:56 Don't you understand! He's
00:39:00 Don't let him grab that gun!
00:39:04 There, see right there!
00:39:08 Look, it's in the sand!
00:39:11 Shoot him, Avram ! Shoot him !
00:39:51 It only looks bad, cuz.
00:39:58 Give me the whiskey.
00:40:01 Get the saddle bags.
00:40:03 I'll show you how to fix me up.
00:40:10 All right?
00:40:18 You never killed a man before, huh?
00:40:25 Get me the saddlebag!
00:40:38 Now go to sleep.
00:40:44 You're still acting kind of funny.
00:40:46 - Are you sure you're all right?
00:41:00 Hey, Rabbi...
00:41:07 you think God sent me
00:41:17 Perhaps.
00:41:21 I must be some kind of angel.
00:42:11 - Well, it's sure a pretty day, ain't it?
00:42:16 It's a beautiful day.
00:43:19 Howdy.
00:43:24 Hello.
00:43:27 Howdy.
00:43:29 Howdy. How do... Hello there.
00:43:33 Do you want something?
00:43:36 Well, do I want?
00:43:38 No! Well, gol dang it, ma'am,
00:43:42 and I come from the
00:43:49 Excuse me, if I gave you a
00:43:52 a little startled there for a second.
00:43:55 What do you want?
00:43:57 Well, I came to bring
00:44:01 for Mr. Bender, iffing I
00:44:04 You do, I'm his daughter.
00:44:06 Yes, I know that. Oh,
00:44:09 You are the Bender daughter! Oh!
00:44:12 Howdy.
00:44:14 Would you care to come in?
00:44:16 Well, I would like to, but thanks,
00:44:21 waiting at the saloon and...
00:44:24 my other friend, the rabbi, asked
00:44:28 - I mean, bring this to your father.
00:44:31 This thing? I don't know. I
00:44:35 A Torah?
00:44:36 - Yeah, I think that's what he called it.
00:44:41 - Who?
00:44:45 Where is the rabbi? Oh,
00:44:48 Well, I don't rightly know, ma'am.
00:44:51 The last time I seen him I was
00:44:56 And, my friend, the rabbi, asked me
00:45:00 would I drop by this house
00:45:05 Anyway, it was nice to...
00:45:08 make your acquaintance, ma'am.
00:45:12 I'd...
00:45:17 Is something wrong?
00:45:21 No, no.
00:45:23 It's just I didn't know that
00:45:28 How would you know that?
00:45:33 How would I know that?
00:45:35 How would I know that? That's
00:45:39 I couldn't know that. Well...
00:45:43 I'd better get going.
00:45:45 I hate to keep my sidewinder waiting.
00:45:48 So, I'll just give you
00:45:52 Oh, wait. Papa !
00:45:55 Oh, no, no, don't call the papa !
00:45:57 I'd really better get my
00:46:00 - And adios for everything.
00:46:03 Wait, please. Papa ! Wait!
00:46:06 Wait!
00:46:09 Papa?
00:46:22 You ain't gonna eat none of this?
00:46:23 I don't understand you, man.
00:46:25 If you don't eat, you're
00:46:28 This a good piece of meat.
00:46:30 Got to eat something. Thank you.
00:46:33 Gracias.
00:46:37 Now look, you go up and change.
00:46:40 and we'll tell your people that the
00:46:47 I told you that I can't be a rabbi.
00:46:51 Don't you tell me that!
00:46:54 Not after what I've been through
00:46:58 If you hadn't shot that
00:47:00 Do you understand that,
00:47:05 You do understand that?
00:47:07 He was gonna kill you, then he
00:47:10 When you shot that son of
00:47:15 Then what the hell
00:47:19 When those men were shooting at you...
00:47:24 I ran to save the Torah.
00:47:27 So? I understand that.
00:47:29 - You're a man of God. I understand that.
00:47:34 I didn't do it because of God.
00:47:42 I was thinking about a book.
00:47:46 I cared more for a book than
00:47:51 I don't know if you
00:47:53 I don't want to insult you, but
00:47:59 I chose a piece of
00:48:05 But I forgive you.
00:48:10 I know that you do.
00:48:13 But you're a good man.
00:48:15 I am a good man. I am.
00:48:19 You don't say that!
00:48:20 - Tommy, I'm not a rabbi.
00:48:30 You are a rabbi.
00:48:33 I'm a bank robber. I'm a card
00:48:37 That's what I am.
00:48:38 You are a rabbi.
00:48:40 You can fall in the mud,
00:48:43 you can travel in the wrong direction.
00:48:45 But even on your ass,
00:48:47 even if you go in the wrong direction
00:48:52 That's what you are!
00:48:54 Right?
00:48:58 If I'm who I am, how come
00:49:01 You're just too goddamn
00:49:05 Now you answer me.
00:49:07 You look me in the
00:49:10 Don't you dare sit
00:49:13 You'd better have an answer for me!
00:49:26 Is this the place?
00:49:27 This doesn't look like
00:49:30 Maybe Rosalie made a mistake.
00:49:33 We don't belong in
00:49:41 Look at those funny-looking people.
00:49:43 Those dresses look like
00:50:01 What's he talkin' about?
00:50:04 He wants to know if you're the rabbi.
00:50:08 Me?
00:50:14 You tell 'em.
00:50:21 I'm the rabbi.
00:50:26 You're the rabbi?
00:50:29 Funny, you don't look like a rabbi.
00:50:37 I just traveled 3,000
00:50:41 and I was thanking my best
00:50:46 My name is Avram Belinski...
00:50:49 and I come from a small
00:50:51 and don't you judge
00:50:55 - We have a rabbi!
00:51:03 Excuse me, Rabbi, please forgive me.
00:51:06 I am very, very happy to see you.
00:51:10 - Let's have a drink, for God's sake.
00:51:13 Wait a minute!
00:51:15 Who's paying?
00:51:16 Take from the building
00:51:25 Pardon me, everybody, please,
00:51:29 Thank you. I'm so
00:51:31 Bartender, drinks for all my friends.
00:51:35 - Well, what'll you have?
00:51:37 Whiskey for everybody!
00:51:50 Rabbi, this is Mrs. Bender.
00:51:55 Welcome. Welcome, Rabbi.
00:51:58 And, this is my younger
00:52:02 I know that in our
00:52:05 I mentioned my other
00:52:08 - But what difference does it make...
00:52:27 You know, your father thinks that...
00:52:29 you can just switch one promised-wife
00:52:32 but I know that it isn't
00:52:36 So, please don't feel...
00:52:40 obligated in that way.
00:52:47 Wouldn't you like to dance with me?
00:52:51 I would. I would love
00:52:55 But, you know, a rabbi
00:53:03 A rabbi can dance with
00:54:01 Bartender!
00:54:03 Yes.
00:54:05 You get out here!
00:54:09 Yes.
00:54:11 Now, you listen good!
00:54:18 That man killed my brother.
00:54:22 Me and him gonna have a fair fight.
00:54:25 There ain't gonna be
00:54:29 We're going outside.
00:54:31 Bartender, I just want
00:54:35 this gonna be a fair fight.
00:54:39 Rabbi.
00:54:42 Rabbi, let's go.
00:54:44 No more killing.
00:54:48 Oh, yes.
00:54:51 Oh, yes.
00:54:54 Please, don't do this.
00:55:01 It'd be terrible if some innocent
00:55:12 Huh, Rabbi?
00:55:16 Is what he says true?
00:55:20 Is it?
00:55:25 All right, get outside, both of you.
00:55:51 Go somewhere else.
00:55:57 Rabbi...
00:55:58 you got a gun?
00:56:19 Well, there you go.
00:56:24 Well, don't worry.
00:56:27 You know this gun.
00:56:30 This is the one you used to
00:56:34 There gonna be no
00:56:48 There.
00:56:50 Just like a man.
00:57:16 Make your move!
00:57:21 Well, don't just stare at me!
00:57:24 You ain't gonna get
00:57:28 Draw, you stinking coward!
00:57:47 You yellow bastard! Draw!
00:57:52 You draw or I'm gonna
00:58:12 That was just to get your attention!
00:58:18 Now listen to me!
00:58:21 The war is over!
00:58:25 You understand that?
00:58:28 No more killing!
00:58:45 You reach for that pistol again
00:58:49 This ain't your fight!
00:58:52 This is my fight!
00:58:54 But he killed my brother,
00:58:57 You and your partner and
00:59:00 ambushed us on the beach...
00:59:02 and if the rabbi hadn't
00:59:04 you'd have shot us both in cold blood!
00:59:16 Reach for it! Please!
00:59:24 Wait a second.
00:59:26 Now wait a second.
00:59:29 Let's talk this over.
00:59:32 I'm not a rabbi for nothing, you know.
00:59:35 I think I have a solution.
00:59:37 Just wait a second.
00:59:54 This is a very big country.
00:59:57 I'll tell you what I
01:00:02 I'll take San Francisco...
01:00:04 you take the rest of America...
01:00:08 and if you ever come back
01:00:12 I don't think you're
01:00:21 Now get the hell outta here.
01:00:40 Would somebody please show this
01:00:58 Mazel tov!
01:01:04 I've crossed rivers and I've
01:01:09 and I was captured
01:01:12 I did so many things.
01:01:14 God has truly blessed me.
01:01:18 And what's more...
01:01:20 how many rabbis can say that they
01:01:26 Mazel tov!
01:01:28 Music, Maestro, please!
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