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00:02:06 " Bread of heaven,
00:02:28 " In this barren wilderness...
00:02:44 " Song of praises, song of praises
00:02:49 " I will ever give to thee, I... "
00:03:37 " Be the Lord...
00:03:42 " Song of praises, song of praises
00:03:47 " I will ever give to thee... "
00:04:07 " Wake of death and... "
00:04:17 " Song of praises, song of praises
00:04:22 " I will ever give to thee
00:04:28 " I will ever give to thee
00:04:34 " When I pass
00:04:43 " Song of praises, song of praises
00:04:47 " I will ever give to thee
00:04:51 " I will ever give to thee..."
00:04:59 Amen!
00:05:00 " Amen"
00:05:27 - Hello, Reverend.
00:05:29 Here's your mail. Sorry I'm late,
00:05:34 You know how it is.
00:05:36 - Good morning.
00:05:38 - Ah, splendid. They've come at last.
00:05:40 - My rose trees.
00:05:43 Don't mind if I do.
00:05:47 I'll get a going over when I return.
00:05:51 But I don't mind being cussed.
00:05:54 Nobody except yours truly can
00:06:43 You take sugar I seem to remember,
00:06:47 - That's right, couple of spoonfuls.
00:06:52 That's right, miss.
00:07:04 - Bread and butter?
00:07:08 - Brother?
00:07:19 Just listen to this stomach of mine.
00:07:21 The way it sounds, you'd think
00:07:25 Do have more bread and butter,
00:07:28 Thanks, miss,
00:07:32 Excuse me.
00:07:38 Queer thing, ain't it?
00:07:39 I mean, what do you suppose makes
00:07:44 Try a rock cake, Mr Allnut.
00:07:47 No, thanks, miss.
00:07:48 - Herbie Morton's a bishop.
00:07:53 - Who's that, dear?
00:07:56 Blond, younger than I am, ruddy.
00:08:01 "Holy, Holy", I think.
00:08:03 I think I remember.
00:08:06 - He's a bishop now.
00:08:08 I'd say Herbie was a bit younger
00:08:12 It's surprising, really.
00:08:16 No more than his share
00:08:19 - Then, of course, he married well.
00:08:22 That manufacturer's widow.
00:08:25 Griggs? Briggs. That was it.
00:08:27 Alfred Briggs. Soap flakes, I think.
00:08:30 Mrs Alfred Briggs.
00:08:31 Not to take anything
00:08:34 - I'm delighted for him.
00:08:38 Ain't a thing I can do about it.
00:08:41 - It was "Holy, Holy".
00:08:44 Thank you, no, miss.
00:08:46 I'd better shove off if I'm to get
00:08:50 - Don't hurry, Mr Allnut.
00:08:53 Thanks just the same.
00:08:55 Oh, uh...
00:08:57 I probably won't be coming around
00:09:01 Really? What about our mail?
00:09:03 There's not gonna be any for a while.
00:09:05 - Why not?
00:09:08 - Why, in Heaven's name?
00:09:11 - War? Where, Mr Allnut?
00:09:14 Indeed? Between whom?
00:09:15 Oh, uh... Germany, England.
00:09:18 - England?
00:09:20 - You really mean war?
00:09:24 Germans claim the British started it.
00:09:28 - What do you know? What's happened?
00:09:32 Oh, yes. The French are in it
00:09:35 Austria, Hungary, Belgium, Spain,
00:09:39 - Is that all you can tell us?
00:09:42 I'll find out more in Lubumbashi.
00:09:45 I wonder what our position will be?
00:09:47 What harm could be done
00:09:50 God has not forsaken this place,
00:09:52 as my brother's presence
00:09:55 - Oh, no offence, miss.
00:09:57 Yeah. Yeah, looks like it.
00:09:59 Well, I'll be shoving off.
00:10:03 Take care of yourselves.
00:10:05 Goodbye. Thank you.
00:10:07 Goodbye, Mr Allnut.
00:10:11 Wretched man. He's a Canadian.
00:10:16 Shouldn't we
00:10:18 The good shepherd doesn't desert
00:10:25 We must ask the Almighty
00:10:28 and carry her
00:11:22 Rose, go in the house and stay there.
00:11:24 What's the meaning of this?
00:11:31 Ooh!
00:12:39 Samuel? Samuel!
00:12:45 Dear, here you are,
00:12:48 Didn't you hear me calling?
00:12:50 Yes, but I must get the seeds in.
00:12:54 But, dear, you know it doesn't matter
00:13:00 Africa?
00:13:09 Brother, dear,
00:13:12 A-Africa?
00:13:21 I'll help you off with your things.
00:13:24 Rose...
00:13:55 Brother! Brother! Dear!
00:14:06 Smite the Amalekites, oh, Lord.
00:14:09 Smite them. Hit them, die.
00:14:12 Amen.
00:14:15 Cold. Foggy.
00:14:17 Where's Rose?
00:14:20 - Rose, are you down in the shop?
00:14:23 Bring me a nice, hot cup of tea.
00:14:25 I'm here, brother, beside you.
00:14:28 I try so hard, you know, to study...
00:14:30 Hebrew, Greek...
00:14:35 If I don't pass the examinations,
00:14:40 Rose, too.
00:14:43 but she, too, can be a servant
00:14:47 Even for such as she,
00:14:53 I'm putting my books away.
00:14:56 If I don't pass, it'll just mean
00:15:01 Thy will be done.
00:15:04 Oh, no, Lord, if it be thy will,
00:15:10 Give me a call...
00:15:15 Mother would be so proud.
00:15:19 Oh, Lord. I have tried so hard.
00:16:31 So, they've been here, too, eh?
00:16:34 After I left the other day,
00:16:37 Pretty soon my boys was moaning.
00:16:42 They said the drums said the soldiers
00:16:46 and burning their villages
00:16:50 When I got to the mine,
00:16:53 My boys took one look
00:16:57 The way I look at it, they plan
00:17:01 and take over all Africa.
00:17:04 - Where's the reverend?
00:17:08 Oh. Oh, well, now, ain't that awful?
00:17:13 If they'd shoot a reverend
00:17:16 there ain't nobody safe.
00:17:18 They didn't shoot him, Mr Allnut,
00:17:24 Oh, that's certainly too bad, miss.
00:17:28 When'd he die, miss?
00:17:30 He died early this morning.
00:17:33 Excuse me, miss.
00:17:36 what with the climate, the quicker
00:17:40 if you don't mind
00:17:42 - You got a spade?
00:17:47 I expect he'd like to be buried
00:17:50 While I'm digging the grave,
00:17:54 We can clear out in a hurry.
00:17:58 Why should they?
00:18:00 They'll be back,
00:18:02 They'd give a lot to get their hands
00:18:06 blasting gelatine,
00:18:09 heaps of things
00:18:12 The Germans.
00:18:14 I figure we can go somewheres
00:18:17 and talk about what to do.
00:18:19 - I'll get ready.
00:18:42 Let's go, miss.
00:19:19 Pardon me.
00:19:41 Mind taking the tiller, miss?
00:19:43 - Huh?
00:19:45 - But I can't steer.
00:19:56 A little to starboard, miss.
00:20:15 Ah. So far so good.
00:20:17 Here we are safe and sound.
00:20:20 - The question is, what next?
00:20:22 We got heaps of grub.
00:20:25 2000 cigarettes, two cases of gin.
00:20:28 We could stay here for months
00:20:30 Not a bad place to sit out a war.
00:20:32 All the comforts of home,
00:20:36 We simply can't remain in this
00:20:40 Can't we, miss? You got the map.
00:20:45 The British will attack.
00:20:48 Maybe from the sea, but that would
00:20:52 Mightn't our soldiers come in
00:20:55 But the war would be over before they
00:21:00 We're in a bit of a fix, miss.
00:21:02 One thing's sure,
00:21:05 They can't cross that lake
00:21:09 - The Luisa?
00:21:11 The Germans brought her in sections.
00:21:14 She's the boss of the lake
00:21:17 - What's that?
00:21:21 - I see.
00:21:24 The Germans wouldn't last a month
00:21:28 All that don't get us
00:21:32 This river, the Ulanga,
00:21:36 Well, yes, miss, it does.
00:21:38 But if you got ideas about going
00:21:41 Why?
00:21:44 Well, first off, there's Shona.
00:21:46 The Germans have a fort there.
00:21:48 If we tried to pass their guns,
00:21:51 Then there's the rapids.
00:21:53 100 miles of water
00:21:56 Then the river's called the Bora.
00:21:59 They didn't know it was the same
00:22:03 - He got down it, I remember.
00:22:06 With six Swahili paddlers.
00:22:10 Mr Allnut, what's in these boxes
00:22:15 Oh, them?
00:22:19 - Is it dangerous?
00:22:22 You can get it wet
00:22:25 You can hit it with a hammer,
00:22:29 Takes a detonator to set it off.
00:22:31 - I'll put it over the side for you.
00:22:35 What are these long, round,
00:22:39 Oh, them? Them's oxygen
00:22:43 - Mr Allnut...
00:22:45 There ain't any other place
00:22:49 You're a machinist, aren't you?
00:22:53 Yes, a kind of jack-of-all-trades,
00:22:57 - Could you make a torpedo?
00:23:00 Could you make a torpedo?
00:23:03 A torpedo?
00:23:05 Ask me to make a dreadnought
00:23:08 A torpedo?
00:23:11 There ain't nothing so complicated
00:23:15 It's got gyroscopes,
00:23:18 But all those things,
00:23:22 Yeah. Yeah, go
00:23:25 Well, we've got the African Queen.
00:23:28 Uh, how's that, miss?
00:23:30 If we were to fill those cylinders
00:23:34 and fix them out over the boat,
00:23:39 they'd go off just like a torpedo,
00:23:42 Yeah, if they had detonators
00:23:45 We could get a good head of steam up,
00:23:48 and just before she hits,
00:23:52 Why, sure, miss. Sure. Absolutely.
00:23:54 There's one thing wrong
00:23:56 There ain't nothing to torpedo.
00:23:59 Oh, yes, there is.
00:24:01 - Is what?
00:24:03 - What's that?
00:24:05 The Luisa?!
00:24:07 Oh, now, don't talk silly.
00:24:08 You can't do that, honest!
00:24:12 Spengler did.
00:24:15 You never tried it!
00:24:17 I never tried shooting myself
00:24:20 Trouble is,
00:24:24 In other words, you refuse
00:24:27 - in her hour of need, Mr Allnut?
00:24:30 Well, I wouldn't put it that way.
00:24:33 Just how would you put it, Mr Allnut?
00:24:35 All right, have it your way,
00:24:40 Very well. Let's get started.
00:24:42 - What, now, miss?
00:24:44 There ain't two hours of daylight.
00:24:46 We can go a long way
00:24:49 Uh, I'll have to get the old kettle
00:24:52 Well, do so, Mr Allnut.
00:25:06 "Could you make a torpedo?"
00:25:09 "Well, do so, Mr Allnut."
00:25:20 A little to starboard, miss.
00:25:23 Hey, you're doing fine, miss.
00:25:26 It's really quite easy,
00:25:30 Ah, you got to learn
00:25:32 Read the river?
00:25:33 Yeah. You see that long thing
00:25:36 looks kind of like a "v"?
00:25:38 That means a snag.
00:25:39 - Oh.
00:25:42 that means shallow.
00:25:44 The Queen don't draw much water,
00:25:48 Most boats would get
00:25:51 And when it's smooth and flat
00:25:55 Does that mean a rock, Mr Allnut?
00:25:58 Rocks or hippo, miss.
00:25:59 But don't go
00:26:02 Makes them awful mad.
00:26:04 This boat's only big enough
00:26:28 What was the matter, Mr Allnut?
00:26:31 Steam pump's full of scum and rust.
00:26:34 Kicking her starts her
00:26:37 One of my boys dropped a screwdriver
00:26:41 What would happen
00:26:44 Whole boiler'd blow up.
00:26:47 But if we're going downstream,
00:26:52 Boat's gotta go fast
00:26:55 If I let the engine die going
00:27:00 - Mr Allnut?
00:27:03 Why not dismantle the safety valve
00:27:07 I'm gonna do that one of these days.
00:27:09 I ain't done it cos I kind of like
00:27:45 Ahh...it's kind of hot work,
00:27:49 I could do with a drink. Excuse me.
00:27:52 Oh.
00:28:15 You gonna have one, miss?
00:28:18 No.
00:28:21 - What is it?
00:28:31 - Something the matter, miss?
00:28:35 How'd you like a nice cup of tea?
00:28:40 I'd like a cup of tea.
00:29:00 It'll taste a little rusty,
00:29:06 There you are.
00:29:13 - Sugar, miss?
00:29:15 Don't mention it.
00:29:27 - A bit of supper, miss?
00:29:38 - How long you been out here, miss?
00:29:42 - What part of England are you from?
00:29:45 - Sounds pretty, anyway.
00:29:49 Ever get homesick?
00:29:52 It's Sunday afternoons I think of
00:29:56 Yeah, on Sunday afternoons,
00:30:03 - This is very, very good.
00:30:07 What brought you to Africa,
00:30:09 The Zambezi bridge. A whole boatload
00:30:13 Don't know why they wanted it,
00:30:17 but why does a chicken
00:30:20 - I beg your pardon?
00:30:24 Ah, sometimes I wish I was back
00:30:28 There's nothing like the noise of a
00:30:33 The rest of the week,
00:30:37 Out here I'm my own boss.
00:30:42 Hey, you didn't see any crocodiles,
00:30:45 Crocodiles? No.
00:30:46 There's no shallows for 'em.
00:30:51 I could do with a bath
00:30:53 I'd like a bath myself.
00:30:55 Well, I'll go in the bow and
00:30:58 you stay back in the stern
00:31:02 As long as we don't look,
00:31:06 Well, how about it, miss?
00:31:10 Very well, Mr Allnut.
00:31:12 That's the ticket.
00:32:23 - Mr Allnut!
00:32:26 I can't get back into the boat.
00:32:28 I'll give you a hand.
00:32:30 Close your eyes, Mr Allnut.
00:32:35 All right.
00:34:02 Mr Allnut!
00:34:04 I'm sorry I woke you, miss.
00:34:07 What are you doing?
00:34:08 I... I ain't doing nothing, miss.
00:34:11 Well, get out. This instant!
00:34:39 Mr Allnut!
00:34:41 Mr Allnut!
00:34:43 You may come in out of the rain!
00:34:53 Thank you, miss.
00:35:04 - Oh, miss?
00:35:08 I'm sorry I gave you such a turn.
00:35:11 That's quite all right, Mr Allnut.
00:35:14 - Good night, miss.
00:35:50 - What a frightfully strong smell!
00:35:55 The river.
00:35:56 Smells like marigolds, stale ones.
00:35:59 Does, huh?
00:36:01 Not a very good smell for a flower.
00:36:04 They're very pretty,
00:36:07 They are, huh?
00:36:10 - Mr Allnut?
00:36:12 The current's quite strong
00:36:15 Yes. We're getting near the rapids.
00:36:17 Really? So soon?
00:36:19 Just around that bend.
00:36:23 Kind of dangerous.
00:37:41 Here you are, miss.
00:37:55 - Well, miss?
00:37:57 - How'd you like it?
00:37:59 - White water rapids.
00:38:02 I don't blame you for being scared,
00:38:05 Ain't nobody
00:38:07 I never dreamed a mere physical
00:38:12 How's that?
00:38:13 I've only known such excitement
00:38:16 in my brother's sermons
00:38:20 - You want to go on?
00:38:22 - Miss, you're crazy!
00:38:25 What if we'd come against them rocks?
00:38:27 But we didn't.
00:38:28 I must say I'm filled with admiration
00:38:32 Do you suppose, after I've practised,
00:38:37 Miss, them rapids ain't nothing
00:38:41 I wouldn't call them rapids at all.
00:38:43 - I can hardly wait.
00:38:45 Now that I've had a taste of it,
00:38:48 I don't wonder you love boating,
00:39:09 Is something the matter,
00:39:15 Nothing you'd understand.
00:39:19 I simply can't imagine.
00:39:21 It's been such a pleasant day.
00:39:24 Yes, Mr Allnut?
00:39:26 All this foolish talk about
00:39:30 - What do you mean?
00:39:34 Sure we are.
00:39:36 "What an absurd idea. What an absurd idea."
00:39:39 Lady, you've got 10
00:39:45 Just why don't you want to go on,
00:39:48 - The river at Shona.
00:39:51 You're darn right, Shona.
00:39:53 All it takes is one bullet
00:39:56 and we're in bits and pieces.
00:39:58 - Then we'll go by night.
00:40:01 Then it's the rapids.
00:40:02 Nobody in their might rind
00:40:06 Then we'll go in daylight
00:40:10 as fast as ever we can.
00:40:12 - Oh, no, we won't.
00:40:15 I never did.
00:40:19 You are a liar, Mr Allnut,
00:40:24 Woo! Coward yourself.
00:40:27 You ain't no lady. No, miss.
00:40:29 That's what my poor old mother
00:40:33 if my poor old mother
00:40:35 Whose boat is this, anyway?
00:40:37 I asked you onboard
00:40:40 on account of you
00:40:43 That's what you get
00:40:46 I ain't sorry no more, you crazy,
00:41:01 " There was a bold fisherman
00:41:04 " Set sail from off Pimlico
00:41:08 " And when he got off Pimlico
00:41:11 # The winds did begin to blow
00:41:13 " And the little boat
00:41:17 " Then overboard went he
00:41:21 " Singing twinky deedle dum
00:41:26 " Twinky deedle dee
00:41:28 " Was the highly interesting song
00:41:32 " Twinky deedle dum
00:41:35 " Twinky deedle dee... "
00:41:58 Oh.
00:42:05 Oh, miss. Oh, have pity, miss.
00:42:12 Oh, you don't know
00:42:15 I'll perish without
00:42:19 Oh, miss.
00:42:22 It ain't your property!
00:42:23 Ooh. Oh...
00:42:26 Oh, what a head.
00:42:50 # There was a bold fisherman
00:42:52 # Set sail from off Pimlico
00:42:55 # To catch the bold piggy
00:42:58 # And the gay macaroo
00:43:00 # But when he left Pimlico,
00:43:07 Ah, it's great to have a
00:43:10 Sets the man a good example.
00:43:12 A man alone,
00:43:17 Then, too, with me,
00:43:20 Never do today
00:43:24 But with you,
00:43:28 Do all your laundry,
00:43:31 get all the mending out of the way,
00:43:34 and then, and only then,
00:43:35 sit down for a nice quiet hour
00:43:40 I tell you, it's a model,
00:43:43 I ain't had this engine
00:43:47 Just look at her, miss.
00:43:50 Myself, too.
00:43:52 Guess you never saw me
00:43:56 I'll bet you wouldn't recognise me,
00:43:59 Dressed up, too.
00:44:02 If I only had some
00:44:05 Now, you...
00:44:09 Say, that's an idea, miss.
00:44:14 Don't you stir.
00:44:35 Uh... how's the book, miss?
00:44:38 Not that I ain't read it.
00:44:39 My mum used to
00:44:43 How's about reading it out loud?
00:44:46 I could sure do with
00:44:54 And you call yourself a Christian.
00:44:58 Do you hear me? Don't you? Don't you?
00:45:05 Huh? Huh?
00:45:22 What you being so mean for, miss?
00:45:25 Man takes a drop too much once in a
00:45:29 Nature, Mr Allnut,
00:45:31 is what we are put in this world
00:45:35 Miss...
00:45:38 I'm sorry. I apologise.
00:45:41 What more can a man do
00:45:46 You done paid me back, miss.
00:45:51 Miss, have a heart. Fair's fair.
00:45:54 You've got to say something.
00:45:57 I'll be honest with you, miss, I...
00:46:00 I just can't stand no more of this.
00:46:02 I just ain't used to it.
00:46:04 So, you think it was your
00:46:08 Well, what else?
00:46:09 You promised you'd go down the river.
00:46:11 Miss, listen to me...
00:46:17 There's death a dozen times over
00:46:20 I'm sorry, but blame the Ulanga.
00:46:23 You promised.
00:46:24 Well, I'm taking my promise back!
00:46:43 All right, miss, you win,
00:46:45 as the crocodiles
00:46:48 Down the river we go.
00:46:51 Have some breakfast, Mr Allnut.
00:46:53 Thanks. Don't mind if I do,
00:46:56 Oh, no. Get up steam.
00:47:09 Waiting for their supper, miss.
00:47:19 Which side of the river
00:47:22 How's that, miss?
00:47:23 - Which bank is Shona on?
00:47:28 Good. Then the sun
00:47:31 Huh?
00:47:33 I say the sun will be in their eyes!
00:47:52 Don't be worried, Mr Allnut.
00:47:54 Oh, I ain't worried, miss.
00:47:56 Gave myself up for dead
00:48:04 Mr Allnut.
00:48:11 Better get down, miss!
00:48:50 - What?
00:48:52 Come here. Fire on the ship.
00:49:02 Get down lower, miss!
00:49:39 Nothing to do
00:50:57 Are we going to be all right,
00:51:00 Oh, yes. Everything's all right,
00:51:02 if we can keep up steam and the
00:51:06 and we don't pile up on them rocks.
00:52:04 Oh!
00:52:43 We made it! We made it!
00:52:46 Hip, hip, hooray!
00:52:47 We sure put one over on them!
00:52:50 How curious to be shot at.
00:52:52 - They didn't shoot till we passed!
00:52:56 They didn't believe we'd
00:52:59 - The bullets sound like mosquitoes.
00:53:02 I felt like clapping at them!
00:53:04 Well, we showed 'em!
00:53:17 Was my handling
00:53:20 Well, yes, miss.
00:53:22 It was better than all right,
00:53:24 Well, we're...
00:53:28 We'd better put in someplace.
00:53:53 Well, I... better do some pumping,
00:53:57 - Oh, let me do that.
00:54:00 No, please let me,
00:54:03 Easy does it, miss.
00:54:45 Picked up a thorn in my foot.
00:54:49 - It's gone right through the sole.
00:55:05 Oh, thank you, miss.
00:55:19 Do you...recognise these flowers,
00:55:23 Huh?
00:55:26 I've never seen them before.
00:55:30 Well, I can't say as I have, either.
00:55:33 Perhaps no one has.
00:55:35 I don't suppose
00:55:39 Whether they have
00:56:56 Mr Allnut.
00:56:59 Dear.
00:57:06 Well... well, now.
00:57:12 This is more like it...
00:57:16 Two spoonfuls of sugar is right,
00:57:19 Fancy you building a fire and all
00:57:26 Dear, what is your first name?
00:57:32 - Charlie.
00:57:37 That's a nice name.
00:57:41 Give us a kiss.
00:57:47 Charlie. Charlie.
00:57:51 The more I look at this place,
00:57:54 I expect it's just about
00:57:59 Not that I ain't all for
00:58:02 The sooner we blow up the Luisa,
00:58:05 What I meant was...
00:58:07 I'd like to come back here someday.
00:58:11 - Then you think we can do it.
00:58:14 Nothing a man can't do
00:58:17 Never say die, that's my motto.
00:58:20 I've had misgivings.
00:58:21 as beginning to think the whole thing was a mista
00:58:24 How's that, miss, I mean, Rosie?
00:58:27 I had a moment of weakness.
00:58:29 If you're weak, a day or two here
00:58:32 Oh, no. We'll go on.
00:58:36 Thank heaven for your strength,
00:59:04 Oh! No!
00:59:46 Hey, Rosie. Listen.
01:00:33 We nearly done it that time.
01:00:35 - How much damage have we done?
01:00:50 Yeah. Better than
01:00:54 Skin's tight, no water coming in.
01:00:56 What was that clattering
01:00:59 That's what we gotta find out.
01:01:01 How are you going to do that, dear?
01:01:04 I gotta go down underneath
01:01:07 I hope there's no fancy currents
01:01:12 Well, here goes.
01:01:35 - Could you see anything, dear?
01:01:39 Shaft's twisted like a corkscrew,
01:01:44 We'll have to mend it, then.
01:01:47 Mend it? Ha. Fat chance.
01:01:52 Oh, why is that, dear? What should
01:01:56 I'll tell you what we could do
01:02:01 We could pull this old tub out,
01:02:04 haul the shaft to the workshop
01:02:08 We could write the makers
01:02:11 They might even have one,
01:02:15 While we wait, we could
01:02:20 Then we put the new shaft in
01:02:25 But this ain't Lubumbashi.
01:02:27 Couldn't you straighten the shaft
01:02:32 Uh...I don't know. I might.
01:02:35 Means working under water.
01:02:38 If you could get the shaft
01:02:43 I ain't got no anvil,
01:02:47 I saw a Masai native working once
01:02:52 He had a boy to fan the charcoal.
01:02:54 Yeah, I've seen that.
01:02:56 I'd use a bellows myself...
01:02:59 Well, if you think that
01:03:03 There's lots and lots of firewood
01:03:07 Why don't you try it?
01:03:10 No. No, no.
01:03:12 It ain't no use, Rosie.
01:03:14 I was forgetting the prop...
01:03:17 Can't we use the blades
01:03:19 The prop would be off balance.
01:03:24 We'll have to make a new blade.
01:03:27 There's lots of iron
01:03:30 Yeah. Tie it on!
01:03:32 Well, if you think
01:03:35 wouldn't it be better to weld it on?
01:03:38 Isn't that the right word, dear?
01:03:44 You're a one, Rosie. Really, you are.
01:03:47 But isn't "weld" the right word?
01:03:49 You know what I mean
01:04:02 I swallowed half the river that time.
01:04:05 You were down there
01:04:08 The shaft don't want to come,
01:04:10 - Charlie.
01:04:12 - Let me help you.
01:04:15 - I'm going down there.
01:04:18 I don't want a drowneded woman
01:04:21 What will you be thinking of next?
01:04:24 Well... here goes.
01:04:47 If my dad had put me to blacksmithing
01:04:50 I don't think I should have ever
01:04:54 I might have...
01:04:56 but then I wouldn't have met you,
01:04:59 Charlie.
01:05:01 Well. There.
01:05:04 That's about as good
01:05:06 Didn't take so long, neither.
01:05:08 Blade'll be different.
01:05:36 It turns right enough,
01:05:39 Question is, will she stand up
01:05:43 Well, we'll get the answer
01:05:46 The Lord help us
01:06:30 Looks like this old river got tired
01:06:34 and decided to rest for a while.
01:06:38 This must be where the river changes
01:06:46 Ah, pinch me, Rosie.
01:06:48 Here we are, going down the river
01:06:50 like Antony and Cleopatra
01:07:01 If it hadn't been for you,
01:07:04 - Aren't you proud of yourself?
01:07:08 You kept the engine going.
01:07:11 It wasn't me at all.
01:07:13 There's not another man alive
01:07:16 Right you are,
01:07:19 I'll never forget
01:07:23 Head up, chin out,
01:07:26 The living picture of a heroine.
01:07:29 Fancy me a heroine.
01:07:31 Oh, Charlie.
01:07:35 Lost my heart, too.
01:07:38 Should we drop the anchor,
01:07:40 The river needs to rest for a while.
01:07:59 Rosie, soon we're gonna wish
01:08:04 - Ooh!
01:08:06 Ooh, this is awful.
01:08:07 We gotta get out of here.
01:08:09 We got no steam.
01:08:11 - I'm going under the water.
01:08:14 - No!
01:08:17 About what you said, look at that.
01:08:20 Oh! Get me out of here.
01:08:24 Ahh! Charlie! Charlie! Charlie!
01:08:30 Charlie! Charlie!
01:08:35 Ohh, Charlie!
01:08:44 Oh. Oh...
01:08:47 Charlie!
01:08:51 Hurry, hurry, hurry!
01:09:20 We got away from them.
01:09:26 I'm ashamed of myself, Charlie,
01:09:30 but I...I couldn't help it,
01:09:34 Oh, you are so bitten.
01:09:36 The bites themselves ain't so bad,
01:09:40 I've heard of them
01:09:43 so they just run and run
01:09:47 Will it be that way
01:09:50 - Probably.
01:09:54 Well, if the river keeps straight,
01:09:59 I'll let the anchor out.
01:10:11 How much further do you suppose it is
01:10:15 Not so many miles as the crow flies.
01:10:19 All depends on how much
01:10:24 Ah...what a time we've had, Rosie.
01:10:29 What a time.
01:10:32 We'll never lack for stories
01:10:57 Nothing but grass and papyrus
01:11:00 - Which is the main channel?
01:11:05 - What are we going to do, Charlie?
01:11:12 We can't just go round and round
01:11:16 Can't just go round and round.
01:11:20 We get in and the grass
01:11:23 there's no going back, Rosie.
01:11:25 Anything happens, we just sit there
01:11:31 - I know it.
01:11:34 You pays your money
01:11:38 That way.
01:11:40 Pull her over.
01:12:38 We've come along by steam,
01:12:43 and pulled this old boat
01:12:46 What we ain't done up to now
01:12:51 Looks like that'll come next.
01:12:53 It's hard to breathe,
01:12:56 Can't tell it from the water.
01:12:59 Or the water from the land,
01:13:03 All the channels we've lost,
01:13:06 all the twisting and turning
01:13:09 We may come out where we started,
01:13:12 We've always followed the current.
01:13:15 That don't mean
01:13:18 This river's crazy...
01:13:20 crazy as I am!
01:13:21 Charlie. Charlie.
01:13:25 Sorry, old girl.
01:13:27 Well...
01:13:29 Only thing to put the roses
01:13:33 is to get out of these reeds.
01:13:41 What I said about having to get out
01:13:47 was meant to be a joke.
01:13:49 Don't look like a joke now. Well...
01:14:35 Ahh!
01:14:39 Ooh!
01:14:40 Ooh!
01:14:47 Ooh, ooh. Pull them off me.
01:14:50 No! If the heads stay in,
01:14:53 Salt. Salt, salt.
01:15:06 Ewww. The legs.
01:15:21 Eww.
01:15:23 Oh, if there's anything in the world
01:15:27 The filthy little devils.
01:16:59 There. There, dear. There.
01:17:03 Fine specimen of a man
01:17:07 You're the bravest man
01:17:10 You just overdo, that's all.
01:17:12 What you need is a few hours sleep.
01:17:17 There.
01:17:20 Go to sleep, dear.
01:17:22 And when you wake up,
01:17:26 - Rosie...
01:17:28 You want the truth, don't you?
01:17:31 Even if we had all our strength,
01:17:36 - We're finished.
01:17:40 But, Rosie...
01:17:42 I'm not one bit sorry I came.
01:17:45 What I mean is...
01:17:48 it was worth it.
01:18:03 Dear Lord...
01:18:06 we've come to the end of our journey.
01:18:09 In a little while,
01:18:14 I pray for you to be merciful.
01:18:17 Judge us not
01:18:23 and open the doors of heaven
01:21:34 Rosie.
01:21:37 Rosie.
01:21:43 Rosie. Rosie, dear.
01:21:46 Look. We're on the lake.
01:21:50 The rain did it...
01:21:51 just lifted the old Queen up
01:21:56 We couldn't have been a 100 yards
01:21:59 Look, Rosie.
01:22:07 Let's build a fire
01:22:10 and get into the middle
01:22:13 Sure, sure.
01:22:25 This air...
01:22:28 - isn't it wonderful?
01:22:30 It's like... You don't approve,
01:22:34 Makes your blood race,
01:22:38 I'm sorry I poured that gin out,
01:22:40 Aw, forget it, Rosie.
01:22:42 To show there's no hard feelings,
01:22:50 You carry on more over a cup of tea
01:22:57 Is it?
01:23:00 It's the Luisa
01:23:03 She must be doing 12 knots.
01:23:04 We've gotta make a run for it
01:24:06 She's coming right toward us.
01:24:20 I thought for a minute
01:24:23 They're going toward that island.
01:24:26 Probably anchor there tonight
01:24:30 Don't worry. They'll be back again.
01:24:35 They lays down systems
01:24:38 Mondays they're one place,
01:24:42 and Wednesday they'll be back here.
01:24:44 How long will it take
01:24:48 I don't know.
01:24:49 It depends on the detonators.
01:24:56 I know what you're thinking, Rosie.
01:24:59 You're thinking of
01:25:02 when the Luisa comes back, ain't you?
01:25:05 Well, we ought to manage it.
01:25:10 There. That ought to work.
01:25:13 When we ram her, these nails will
01:25:18 Charlie, you're wonderful.
01:25:20 Can't put them in the cylinders yet.
01:25:23 We'll do that when
01:25:25 It'll be dark by then.
01:25:28 It's a case of have to.
01:25:30 You're sure they'll come back
01:25:33 Mm-hmm. Dead sure.
01:25:35 The lake's 100 miles long,
01:25:38 Luisa does about...
01:25:42 That's 120 miles a day. Yup.
01:25:45 She'll be back here tomorrow.
01:25:49 When she comes,
01:25:58 Charlie, let's make the Queen
01:26:03 Scrub her decks and polish her brass.
01:26:05 Sure. She ought to look her best
01:26:16 - You know, Rosie, I been thinking.
01:26:22 There ain't no use in
01:26:25 - Now I see it's a one-man job.
01:26:30 So when the time comes, I'll put you
01:26:33 You'll wait while I attend
01:26:36 - You're the one to be put ashore.
01:26:39 This was my idea.
01:26:42 Why, Rosie, I'm surprised!
01:26:45 We won't have any more talk
01:26:47 I can manage this boat
01:26:50 Rosie, you're cracked!
01:26:53 Didn't I steer going down the rapids?
01:26:55 But you don't know about the engine.
01:26:59 Me, I'd walk back and do
01:27:02 spit on her, kick her,
01:27:06 - Oh, she knows who's boss.
01:27:11 Well, now, that's all settled.
01:27:14 I'll dive off just before the crash,
01:27:17 and we'll be off to Kenya.
01:27:19 I meant it may be necessary
01:27:22 Didn't we just agree
01:27:26 But you convinced me
01:27:29 - We'll go together.
01:27:32 You'll wait for me
01:27:34 Who do you think you are,
01:27:36 I'm the captain, and you ain't going.
01:27:40 I suppose I was in your way
01:27:44 Then what you said
01:27:47 about how you couldn't
01:27:49 and how you'd
01:27:53 You liar!
01:27:57 Oh, Charlie,
01:28:02 Oh, Rosie, it's only that
01:28:07 What I mean is,
01:28:10 - not that anything will, but...
01:28:14 I wouldn't want to go on to Kenya
01:28:19 Oh, Rosie. All right.
01:28:23 It'll be you at the tiller
01:28:27 just like it was from the start.
01:28:32 And there's the Luisa, right on time.
01:29:06 Blowing up a bit.
01:29:08 Better get started. All right?
01:30:10 Charlie! Charlie, I can't steer!
01:30:15 Too much water in the bow.
01:30:16 Moves out of the water
01:30:22 Gotta get her nose up
01:30:53 Rosie, we're sinking.
01:31:35 Rosie! Rosie!
01:31:39 Rosie! Rosie!
01:31:43 Rosie!
01:31:48 What is your nationality?
01:31:50 - French? Belgian? British?
01:31:56 - Yes, what? - British.
01:31:59 What were you doing on the island?
01:32:01 Uh, oh, uh, fishing.
01:32:03 You are aware the punishment
01:32:08 is death by hanging?
01:32:11 Who cares?
01:32:12 What were you doing on the island?
01:32:16 I was fishing.
01:32:17 - How did you get there?
01:32:21 You're in an area prohibited to all
01:32:23 but members of the forces of His
01:32:28 Who cares?
01:32:29 You are accused of being a spy
01:32:34 Have you anything to say that might
01:32:39 I told you I was fishing.
01:32:59 The court rules death by hanging.
01:33:02 Sentence to be
01:33:21 Was there a woman with you?
01:33:28 Rosie! Rosie! Rosie! Rosie!
01:33:31 Charlie!
01:33:33 Rosie!
01:33:36 Charlie!
01:33:39 Who's that woman?
01:33:42 I...I don't know.
01:33:43 - You called out her name.
01:33:47 I shall hang you twice, I think.
01:33:55 - Charlie.
01:34:01 Who are you?
01:34:05 Miss Rose Sayer.
01:34:08 - English?
01:34:13 - Why were you on the lake?
01:34:17 Silence!
01:34:22 - What were you doing on the lake?
01:34:26 Last night in such weather?
01:34:28 We were not responsible
01:34:30 As your fellow prisoner has learned,
01:34:33 the penalty for not answering
01:34:38 You mean he... Charlie...
01:34:40 - Stop that.
01:34:42 Are they going
01:34:44 FrÄulein Sayer,
01:34:48 Very well. Ask your questions.
01:34:50 Why were you on the lake?
01:34:51 We came to sink this ship,
01:34:55 Let's at least have the pleasure
01:34:58 Don't believe her. She's touched.
01:35:00 Stop that, Charlie.
01:35:02 I'm certainly not
01:35:05 And just how, FrÄulein,
01:35:09 With torpedoes.
01:35:12 - Torpedoes?
01:35:14 Will you be so good as to tell us
01:35:17 exactly where and how
01:35:21 - Mr Allnut made them.
01:35:25 You don't believe me, do you?
01:35:27 Charlie, tell them how
01:35:30 Well, well, I...
01:35:33 See, I took the heads off
01:35:36 and filled them with live explosive.
01:35:38 That was easy enough.
01:35:42 You know what I used? Cartridges
01:35:46 Then I put the two cylinders
01:35:50 near the water line.
01:35:52 When we rammed you, poof!
01:35:53 Where is the African Queen?
01:35:55 She sank in the storm.
01:35:57 How did you get onto the lake?
01:35:59 We came down the Ulanga.
01:36:02 - That's impossible.
01:36:06 But the river's unnavigable.
01:36:08 That may be.
01:36:10 We came down it, though,
01:36:52 Would you hang us together, please?
01:36:55 - Noose.
01:36:58 - Hey, Captain...
01:37:01 - Will you grant us a last request?
01:37:05 - Marry us.
01:37:09 We want to get married.
01:37:13 -Ja!
01:37:14 Why, Charlie, what a lovely idea.
01:37:18 What kind of craziness is this?
01:37:20 Come on, Captain.
01:37:23 It'll mean such a lot to the lady.
01:37:25 Very well,
01:37:34 What are the names again?
01:37:37 - Charles.
01:37:41 Do you, Charles, take this woman
01:37:46 Yes, sir.
01:37:47 Do you, Rose, take this man
01:37:51 I do.
01:37:57 By the authority vested in me
01:38:01 I pronounce you man and wife.
01:38:02 Proceed with the execution.
01:39:20 - Hey, what happened?
01:39:24 But how?
01:39:29 Well, what do you think?
01:39:33 You all right, Mrs Allnut?
01:39:34 Wonderful.
01:39:37 And you, Mr Allnut?
01:39:38 Pretty good...
01:39:40 for an old married man.
01:39:42 I'm all twisted around, Charlie.
01:39:45 Which way is the east shore?
01:39:47 The way we're swimming, old girl!
01:39:49 # There was bold fisherman
01:39:51 # Set sail from off Pimlico
01:39:53 # To catch the bold piggy
01:39:58 # But when he got off Pimlico
01:40:01 # The wind, it began to blow... #