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Full Of It
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. We come on the sloop John B. |
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. My grandfather and me. |
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. Around Nassau town we did roam. |
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. Drinkin' all night. |
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. Got into a fight. |
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. Oh, yeah. |
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. Well, I feel so broke up. |
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. I wanna go home. |
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. So hoist up the John B's sail. |
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. Hoist up the John B's sail. |
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. See how the mainsail sets. |
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. Call for the captain ashore. |
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. Let me go home. |
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. Let me go home. |
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. I wanna go home. |
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. Yeah, yeah. |
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. Well, I feel so broke up. |
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. I wanna go home. |
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. De de. |
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. De de de. |
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. The first mate he got drunk. |
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. Fell in the captain's trunk. |
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. Doo doo doo doooo. |
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. The constable had to come and take him away. |
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. Sheriff John Stone. |
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. Why don't you leave me alone?. |
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Yeah yeah. |
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. Well, I feel so broke up. |
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. I wanna go home. |
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Ha ha ha! |
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Hey, you're not nervous, are you? |
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A little. |
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Oh, Sam! |
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You're a kind, caring, responsible young man. |
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And I know that if you just be yourself... |
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Everyone's gonna end up loving you as much as we do. |
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And that is a whole heck of a lot! |
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Ohhhh! |
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Love you, buddy. |
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Mmmm! |
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I love you guys, too. |
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Thanks. |
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Yeah, man, short is the new tall! |
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Are you sure he's a senior? |
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Nice haircut. |
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Thanks. M-My mom cuts it. |
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You must be Sam Leonard! |
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Yes. - I'm Principal Hayes. |
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But if you prefer to call me Marcus... |
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that's perfectly all right with me. |
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Thanks. Thanks, Marcus. |
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Come on, I'll walk you to your locker. |
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I just want you to know what a pleasure it is... |
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to have you joining our student body for your senior year. |
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I'm-well-I-I'm glad to be here too, sir. |
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Great! Really great! |
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Of course, your parents have already informed me... |
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that you're in the running for the Math Association scholarship. |
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That's quite an accomplishment. |
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Well-I-I haven't won anything yet but- |
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but thank you. |
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This is your locker. It's one of my favorites. |
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This... is your welcome package. |
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Go Possums! |
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Sam, you have a great first day! |
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Hey, Jack! |
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Those are fantastic new sneakers you have on. |
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What is that you were humming? |
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Oh, it-it was nothing. |
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No, I liked it, what was it? |
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Uh, Sloop John B by The Beach Boys. |
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Shhh! - Who? |
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Uh, they were pioneers of surf music back in the '60s. |
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Oh. Can you sing that song you were humming... |
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so I can see if I know it? |
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Well-well... all right. |
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Um... |
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. So hoist up the John B's sail. |
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. See how the mainsails set. |
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. Call for the captain ashoooore. |
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. Let me go home. |
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You know it? - No, no, keep going. |
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. I wanna go home. |
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. Yeah, yeah, yeah. |
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. De de de de de de. |
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. De de de. |
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They can't hear you, little man! |
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I... I don't know the rest. |
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You gotta toughen up, newbie. |
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And... I would have gone with... |
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something more like Surfin' USA... |
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or Little Deuce Coupe. |
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All right, let's hit the showers. |
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Hey, hold on. Who's uh... Sam Leonard? |
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I got your parents' note... |
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and wearing your bathing suit in the shower is fine. |
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Thank you, sir. |
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You need a note to get out of gym. |
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Uh... no. |
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Condoms. |
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Actually, I was... just looking for a little guidance. |
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What exactly does that have to do with me? |
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Aren't you a guidance counselor? |
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Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. Have a seat, buddy. |
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Don't drop anything. |
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"Why don't you tell me a little bit about your problem, name?" |
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Today was my first day here... |
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and-and I thought this school might be different... |
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but I'm already getting absolutely killed. |
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"Life isn't a sprint, it's a marathon. " |
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Oo, well... uh, right. |
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I start out being myself, you know? |
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I- I try being friendly and nice... |
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but... clearly I'm doing something wrong. |
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I believe it was Thomas Jefferson that once said... |
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"Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom. " |
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Come on, man! I need some real help here. |
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This is my senior year, you know. |
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I definitely can't do another year as the short, weird kid. |
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Look, what do you want, pal? You want tail, is that it? |
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No! I... I mean, yeah, someday, but... |
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It's not what I'm after. I just-I just want one last shot at being cool. |
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Yeah, and I want to live next to a Xanax factory, with no locks. |
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It's not gonna happen. |
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Listen, I know where you're coming from. |
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I was there once, OK? |
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Rough childhood, right? |
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Mommy drinks too much, daddy's in and out of jail, is that it? |
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My dad's a flight attendant for- |
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I'm sorry, your dad's a stewardess? |
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OK, I'm sorry. |
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All right, a-are you good at anything? |
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Are you good at video games, sports... |
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forging your parents' signatures... |
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I'm-I'm somewhat of a math whizz. |
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Mm. - At my last school... |
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my teacher used to call me his prince polynomials. |
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Don't ever say that out loud again, OK? |
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All right, hey, kid. |
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Kid? |
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You wanna know the truth? OK. |
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I'll tell you the truth. |
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The truth is, the truth sucks. |
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We live in a moral cesspool of lies. |
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I've tried to live my life honestly and look at me. |
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I'm a high school guidance counselor... |
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with a freakishly high tolerance... |
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for prescription pain medication. |
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You think this is my dream? |
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You think when I was a kid growing up I had posters... |
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on the wall of guidance counselors? |
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Look, if you wanna get anything out of life... |
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you gotta put some spin on the ball, OK? |
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You want-You want kids here to like you at school, you lie. |
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Lie about who you are... |
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where you're from, what you got. |
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They'll believe you because they're dumb, OK? |
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In fact, if you remember one thing... |
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from your 5 years of high school... |
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in our society winners always lie... |
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and liars always win. |
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And don't do drugs. |
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. Let me go home. |
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. Why don't you let me go home?. |
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. Hoist up the John B's sail. |
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. Hoist up the John B's-. |
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. Feel so broke up. -. Yeah-eah-eah!. |
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. I wanna go home.. Chug-A-chug. |
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Ha ha ha! |
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Hey, hey! What about our- |
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I'm sorry... But you should go now. |
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Thanks. |
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Dude, sweet as sugar syrup. |
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Uh, yeah, I know it's totally embarrassing having... |
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my parents drop me off... |
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while my, um... uh... |
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Porsche is in the shop. |
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You have a Porsche? |
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Yeah, she's getting all... |
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pimped out right now. |
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So, uh, just, you know... |
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keep it on... D.L. |
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Hey, um, idiot. - Oh, hey. |
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When you signed this picture yourself... |
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you misspelt Carmen. |
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Heh heh. |
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Yeah, man, who's Camren Electra? |
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Ah, come on- come on guys that- |
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that's not-that's not cool. |
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I mean, everybody- |
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everybody knows that she's... |
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dyslexic. |
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Trust me, I-I know... |
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sh-she's a friend from back in L.A. |
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Great girl. |
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You know, now that I think about it I'm... |
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pretty sure she is dyslexic. |
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Yeah, you know what? I think... |
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I remember reading something about that too. |
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Where-Where are you going? - Kyle? |
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I know... |
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Out of all the others... |
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I have chosen you. |
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Excuse me? |
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I didn't have time to do my homework... |
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so I have chosen you to give me the answers. |
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And, if I like your work... |
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we can have an arrangement where you give me the answers... |
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for the rest of the year. |
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I didn't do it either. |
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Yeah, you should probably- you should probably just... |
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choose someone else... |
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please... |
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because I... |
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I really suck at math. |
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Seriously, I'm-I'm like- |
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I'm like a preschooler. |
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All right, everyone... |
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let's have your homework. |
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Yes. Thank you, thank you. |
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Thank you. |
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Can you hand me your homework, please? |
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I don't have it. |
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Now, why would that be? |
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M- My dog ate it? |
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Ha ha ha. |
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Your dog ate it? |
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Uhh... |
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He has this fetish and he's constantly eating my homework. |
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I'm not sure that joining the no-homework club... |
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your first week here... |
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is the best way for you to get that math scholarship. |
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Any more forced singing? |
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Oh, hey. |
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I'm Annie. |
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Sam. |
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Good morning, readers. - Morning, Mrs. Moran. |
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Hey, Mrs. Moran. |
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Please don't tell me you're one of those guys... |
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who actually thinks he has a shot with his teacher. |
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Ahem. No. No, no, no, no, no. |
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Not one of those guys. |
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Because I actually do have a shot. |
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Really? |
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And why is that? |
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W- Well- |
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let's just say that... |
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if things ended up getting hot and heavy... |
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wouldn't be the first time. |
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At my last school my social studies teacher... |
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had like this huge crush on me... |
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like she was in love with me, like she wanted to marry me. |
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She ended up leaving her husband... |
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was forced to resign. |
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Because of that, now I know... |
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that Mrs. Moran will be into me as well. |
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Are you drunk? |
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All right, for our Othello project... |
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I'd like everyone to partner up with someone today... |
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so that you can all get started. |
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I hate group projects. |
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I always end up doing all of the work. |
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Huh. Tell me about it. |
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You wanna partner up? |
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Ha ha. |
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I guess it can't hurt to share a grade... |
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with a guy who's having a steamy affair... |
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with the teacher. |
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. I'm comin' over. |
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. See me down at the station. |
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. By the lane with my hands in my pocket. |
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. Jinglin' a wish coin. |
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. That I stole from a fountain. |
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. That was drowning all the cares in the world. |
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. When I get older. |
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. Climbin' up on the back porch fence. |
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. Just to see the dogs runnin'. |
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. With a ring and a question. |
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. And my shiverin' voice is singin'. |
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. Through a crack in the window. |
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. Na na na na na. |
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. I better go it alone. |
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. Na na na na na. |
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. I better go it alone. |
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. Na na na na na. |
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Hey. |
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So, you wanna go sit over there? |
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They totally humiliated you yesterday. |
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That table is the land of milk and honey. |
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It's the same in every school. |
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Always laughing, always cool and charming. |
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Always happy. I mean, who wouldn't want that? |
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Please, that's just what they want you to think. |
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Trust me, their lives suck... |
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just as bad as ours. |
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Hey, hey, hey. - What? |
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Who's that? |
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Vicki Sanders. |
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There you go, start dating her... |
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and you can sit there all you want. |
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Sam? - What? |
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You know I'm joking, right? |
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It's-It's perfect. Heh. |
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It's exactly what I gotta do. |
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No, she dates basketball players. |
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Specifically, Kyle Plunkett. |
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You'll get assassinated if you ask her out. |
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Or maybe... just... maybe... |
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She'll say yes and before you know it... |
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I'll be sitting over there, swapping "how do you dos"... |
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with the Bridgeport elite. - Ha. |
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I'm sorry, this seat's saved. |
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Ha ha ha. |
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But there wasn't even a chair here. |
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Oh. There is now. |
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Thank you. |
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Ha. |
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Look at this kid. Isn't he short? |
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Heh heh. - What a loser. |
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Where's the golf course? |
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Ha ha ha ha! |
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Shall we go shopping for engagement rings now? |
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Actually, if you must know... |
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it went just as I expected. |
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Wow. You set amazingly low goals for yourself. |
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I like it. |
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You can't just expect her to jump into my arms... |
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right in front of Kyle. |
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But there was something there? |
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Oh, yeah, definitely... |
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I mean, tch, we have major chemistry. |
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So, you've been here what, a day? |
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And already Mrs. Moran and Vicki Sanders... |
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are lusting after you. |
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Uh, well, you know... |
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they're, uh, different. |
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Really? How are they different? |
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Well, you s-you see... |
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V- Vicki is more of the, ahem... |
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dangerous stalker, sex in the bathroom... |
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Spanish soap opera type, and- |
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OK, stop. That's not possible. |
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I have Spanish with Vicki... |
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and she can't conjugate a verb to save her life. |
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Cut the crap. Look, I-I get it... |
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you're lying to- |
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to jazz up your otherwise miserable life. |
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But... hanging out with them... |
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really cannot be worth all this. |
| 00:20:01 |
Some of you guys may've heard, um... |
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my, uh, my house got vandalized after our last loss... |
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Uh, again. Heh heh heh heh. - Ha ha ha! |
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Uh, so we're- |
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we're gonna be cutting practice a little short today... |
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so I can go buy a new garage door. |
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Ha ha ha ha ha. |
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Ha ha ha ha ha. |
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Ha ha ha. - Woo! |
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Ha! |
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Does he shave his legs? |
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Uhh, start with two lines of lay-up drills. |
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Hey. Who are you? |
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I'm, uh, Sam Leonard. |
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Wh-Who sent you? - Uh, n-no one. |
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I- I'm the student that transferred into your P.E. class... |
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and I was really hoping to be on the team. |
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Oh, yeah? We're last in our conference... |
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we're in the middle of a 4-game losing streak, right? |
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Oh, but-yeah, but it's not always... |
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about winning, right? It's- |
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Not in Bridgeport. Heh heh. |
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Come on, kid, I'm- |
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I don't even think we'll have a uniform that'd fit you. |
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I mean, the-the shorts are gonna go up to your nipples... |
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I was the star point guard at my... uh, last school. |
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Was that a boys' school? |
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Seriously, Coach... |
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I never, never miss a shot. |
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My bad. |
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. Pistol of fire, pistol of fire. |
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. Pistol of fire. |
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. Shattered the frame. |
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. Go hug your sister. |
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. Go love your sister. |
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. Go hug your sister. |
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. One and the same. |
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. Aaaow!. |
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. Come home 'fore that rooster crows. |
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Aaagh! |
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Well, I've got my basketball scholarship. |
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Awesome! - What's a scholarship? |
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Check this out. Not only does he play like a girl... |
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but he must be hung like one too. |
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Ha ha ha ha. |
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It-it-it-it's not small. |
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Oh, yeah, man. - Yeah, right. |
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Look, look... |
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if you just admitted you had a micro... |
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we would tease you a little and then let it go. |
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But when you lie to our faces it insults us... |
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and we have to make an issue out of it. |
| 00:22:23 |
Ha ha ha. |
| 00:22:24 |
So, just admit you're sporting a chapstick- |
| 00:22:26 |
Ha ha ha! Chapstick! Ha ha! |
| 00:22:28 |
And we'll let it go! - The- |
| 00:22:30 |
The-The truth of the matter is... |
| 00:22:32 |
I'm hung like a newborn. |
| 00:22:33 |
Oh! Ha ha ha! - See! |
| 00:22:35 |
Even he admits it. - Ha ha ha. |
| 00:22:38 |
7 pounds, 18 inches. |
| 00:22:42 |
The-The coach made me promise to keep it covered... |
| 00:22:44 |
so I wouldn't hurt your self-esteem... |
| 00:22:45 |
right before the next game. |
| 00:22:47 |
Dude, that would- |
| 00:22:48 |
that would really scare me. |
| 00:22:50 |
What? You're not believing this dwarf? |
| 00:23:07 |
Hey, guess who got 2 tickets to Homecoming. |
| 00:23:10 |
Ah, you're joking, right? |
| 00:23:14 |
Get in. |
| 00:23:20 |
Will Vicki be picking you up... |
| 00:23:22 |
or will you be escorting her on your bike? |
| 00:23:25 |
Uhh, I'm not gonna ask Vicki. |
| 00:23:28 |
Why, what happened? I thought you guys really had something. |
| 00:23:31 |
That is just it. |
| 00:23:32 |
I got a note in my-my locker, from Kyle... |
| 00:23:36 |
basically warning me to stay away from her. |
| 00:23:38 |
Well, that sounds really threatening. |
| 00:23:40 |
He said that if I didn't stay away from her... |
| 00:23:43 |
well, then he would douse me... |
| 00:23:44 |
in some sort of common household cleanser... |
| 00:23:48 |
pull me behind his truck... |
| 00:23:51 |
and, uh, hook my nuts up to a car battery. |
| 00:23:55 |
Ha. - Yeah. |
| 00:23:56 |
I think he even wrote it in blood. |
| 00:23:58 |
Who are you gonna ask, then? |
| 00:24:00 |
. Well, I'm reading this poem and it's so profound. |
| 00:24:04 |
. And I-I like its rhythm and I. |
| 00:24:06 |
My mom's an artist. Avant-garde. |
| 00:24:08 |
Her work's way out there. |
| 00:24:10 |
Very famous, Jill Leonard, perhaps you heard of her? |
| 00:24:13 |
...And I start to realize... |
| 00:24:14 |
You wanna go to Homecoming? |
| 00:24:16 |
. Lies, lies, lies, lies... |
| 00:24:17 |
My name's Sam Leonard, and my dad's... |
| 00:24:19 |
a pretty big rock star. |
| 00:24:20 |
Isn't your dad a little old to be a rock star? |
| 00:24:23 |
Uhh... Well, yeah-well it's not- |
| 00:24:25 |
It's not really a-a current band. |
| 00:24:28 |
Well, what band is it? |
| 00:24:29 |
Poison. |
| 00:24:30 |
Ha ha. - Poison? |
| 00:24:32 |
That horrible hair metal band from the '80s? |
| 00:24:35 |
Anyway, my dad's like making this huge comeback... |
| 00:24:38 |
so if you're at all interested in maybe... |
| 00:24:39 |
getting some backstage passes... -. Lies, lies, lies... |
| 00:24:41 |
maybe you and I could talk about it at Homecoming. |
| 00:24:44 |
. Lies, lies, lies, lies... |
| 00:24:46 |
5, 6, 7, 8! |
| 00:24:48 |
Got kicked out of my last school... |
| 00:24:49 |
for sending the principal to the hospital. |
| 00:24:54 |
And if this new one even looks at me funny... |
| 00:24:57 |
he might be making a trip to the E.R. as well. |
| 00:25:01 |
Awesome. |
| 00:25:03 |
So, I was thinking, you know... |
| 00:25:04 |
maybe you wanna go to Homecoming with me... |
| 00:25:06 |
to watch me kick his ass! |
| 00:25:08 |
. Lies, lies, lies, lies. |
| 00:25:11 |
. Lies lies, lies lies. |
| 00:25:12 |
. Lies, lies, lies, lies, lies, lies, lies. |
| 00:25:16 |
So, you find your big Homecoming date yet? |
| 00:25:19 |
No. And I literally asked out every girl in school... |
| 00:25:22 |
who doesn't take the short bus. |
| 00:25:23 |
Well, I don't take the short bus. |
| 00:25:25 |
Yeah, but, I'm only trying to ask out girls... |
| 00:25:28 |
who I'm 99% sure will say no. |
| 00:25:30 |
You're a full 100%. |
| 00:25:32 |
Well, that was in the past. |
| 00:25:34 |
Things change, people change. |
| 00:25:38 |
All right. |
| 00:25:39 |
Annie, do you wanna go to Homecoming with me? |
| 00:25:42 |
No, I hate Homecoming. |
| 00:25:43 |
Appreciate it. |
| 00:25:49 |
Good evening? |
| 00:25:50 |
How do you like your Brussels sprouts? |
| 00:25:52 |
Oh, yes, hello! - Mmmm! |
| 00:25:55 |
They're great. |
| 00:25:56 |
Really? |
| 00:25:57 |
I'd have 'em every meal if I could. |
| 00:25:59 |
I appreciate you calling. |
| 00:26:01 |
Well, thank you. |
| 00:26:05 |
Sam, that was your math teacher... |
| 00:26:07 |
Mr. Von Der Ahe. |
| 00:26:08 |
He's worried you might be getting off on the wrong foot... |
| 00:26:10 |
since you didn't do your first homework assignment. |
| 00:26:13 |
Sam, is this true? |
| 00:26:15 |
I can't believe that you'd jeopardize... |
| 00:26:17 |
your chance at the scholarship like this. |
| 00:26:19 |
No, no. I-I did my homework. |
| 00:26:21 |
Oh, so you're saying the teacher's lying? |
| 00:26:23 |
I did my homework but I told him I didn't. |
| 00:26:25 |
So you're the one who's lying. |
| 00:26:27 |
Yeah, I guess, in a way, but- |
| 00:26:29 |
You know what they say about liars, don't you, Sam? |
| 00:26:32 |
That-That their pants are on fire? |
| 00:26:39 |
Oh, no, please don't. |
| 00:26:46 |
Sam! Sam. |
| 00:26:52 |
Uh- |
| 00:27:00 |
Leonard family meeting will now come to order! |
| 00:27:03 |
Hank Leonard. - Here. |
| 00:27:05 |
Jill Leonard. - OK, we are clearly all here- |
| 00:27:07 |
Jill Leonard. |
| 00:27:08 |
Here. |
| 00:27:10 |
Sam Leonard. |
| 00:27:11 |
Are-Are you kidding? You know I'm here- |
| 00:27:12 |
Sam Leonard. - OK. |
| 00:27:15 |
You know what? Here. |
| 00:27:18 |
You know the meeting rules... |
| 00:27:19 |
nothing but the truth. |
| 00:27:21 |
Now, why have you been lying? |
| 00:27:23 |
You guys have no idea how hard it is out there. |
| 00:27:25 |
I'm down in the trenches every day... |
| 00:27:27 |
trying to make people actually like me. |
| 00:27:29 |
A- A-And do you know how embarrassing it is... |
| 00:27:31 |
having my entire family drop me off at school... |
| 00:27:34 |
in that piece-of-crap car... |
| 00:27:35 |
kissing and hugging you like some sort of baby? |
| 00:27:38 |
Do you? |
| 00:27:39 |
Well, Sam, w-what can we do to help? |
| 00:27:41 |
Nothing! |
| 00:27:45 |
Uh, look, Sam... |
| 00:27:47 |
Baby, if you could just explain to us why you lied. |
| 00:27:50 |
Because lying works. |
| 00:27:51 |
People actually like me when I lie. |
| 00:27:53 |
No, Sam, you have got to be yourself! |
| 00:27:55 |
People will love you- |
| 00:27:57 |
Oh, Dad, cut it, that's the biggest lie of all. |
| 00:27:59 |
Being yourself works great if you're actually great... |
| 00:28:01 |
but what if you're a massive loser like me? |
| 00:28:04 |
OK, that is it! |
| 00:28:05 |
No more lying, end of story! |
| 00:28:07 |
No! Not end of story! |
| 00:28:09 |
My life sucks and lying is the only thing that makes it better. |
| 00:28:12 |
That's why I lied today... |
| 00:28:14 |
and that's why I'm gonna lie tomorrow... |
| 00:28:15 |
and that's why there's nothing anyone can do to stop me! |
| 00:28:25 |
Oh! |
| 00:28:30 |
Oh, that's great. That's really just great! |
| 00:29:23 |
What are you- |
| 00:29:25 |
Let go! |
| 00:29:27 |
Just-Look, just gimme the- |
| 00:29:47 |
. I've spent my whole life surrounded. |
| 00:29:53 |
. And I've spent my whole life alone. |
| 00:29:59 |
. I wonder why I never wonder why. |
| 00:30:03 |
. The easiest things are so hard. |
| 00:30:05 |
. Oh, something. |
| 00:30:08 |
. Something for nothing. |
| 00:30:11 |
. Oh, something. |
| 00:30:14 |
. Something for nothing. |
| 00:30:16 |
Good morning, Sam! How you doin', fella? |
| 00:30:19 |
What the hell's that supposed to mean? |
| 00:30:20 |
Well, I was just wondering how you're getting along. |
| 00:30:22 |
You know what, Marcus? |
| 00:30:24 |
I don't need you wondering about me anymore, OK? |
| 00:30:26 |
I can wonder just fine myself, thank you. |
| 00:30:28 |
Y- You all right, Sam? |
| 00:30:29 |
Keep it up and find out. |
| 00:30:35 |
Annie, there is something really wrong with me. |
| 00:30:38 |
You just figured that out? |
| 00:30:40 |
No, I'm serious. |
| 00:30:42 |
Morning, readers. - Hey, Mrs. Moran. |
| 00:30:44 |
I don't know what it is, OK? |
| 00:30:45 |
All I know is that something really freaky is going on. |
| 00:30:50 |
Hi, Samuel. |
| 00:30:53 |
Oh, uh-hi... |
| 00:30:56 |
Mrs. Moran. |
| 00:31:00 |
Ahem. |
| 00:31:02 |
All right, before we get started today... |
| 00:31:04 |
I'd like to know who you're partnered up with... |
| 00:31:05 |
for our Shakespeare project, so, uh, Kevin- |
| 00:31:07 |
Uh, I'm with Paul. |
| 00:31:09 |
Alexis? - Ashley. |
| 00:31:11 |
Mm-hmm. |
| 00:31:15 |
Samuel? |
| 00:31:16 |
Oh, Annie. |
| 00:31:24 |
Oh. |
| 00:31:35 |
Right. In Shakespeare's Othello... |
| 00:31:37 |
who can tell me what is the core irony of lago? |
| 00:31:48 |
Annie. |
| 00:31:49 |
The core irony of lago... |
| 00:31:52 |
is that he's viewed by everyone in the play... |
| 00:31:54 |
as a moral and trustworthy individual... |
| 00:31:57 |
of the highest order. |
| 00:31:58 |
But his true character is that of an immoral liar... |
| 00:32:00 |
who manipulates everyone... |
| 00:32:02 |
in the name of bettering his personal circumstances. |
| 00:32:04 |
No! Wrong. |
| 00:32:08 |
Samuel? |
| 00:32:10 |
I- I-I don't know. |
| 00:32:14 |
But I think some pretty bad stuff happens. |
| 00:32:16 |
Ha ha ha. |
| 00:32:21 |
That is exactly right. |
| 00:32:25 |
The core irony of Shakespeare's Othello... |
| 00:32:27 |
is, as Samuel so eloquently points out to us... |
| 00:32:32 |
some pretty bad stuff does happen. |
| 00:32:38 |
Thank you, Samuel. |
| 00:32:45 |
What is this? |
| 00:32:49 |
My homework. |
| 00:32:51 |
It's five-sixteenths of your homework. |
| 00:32:54 |
Look, Mr. Von Der Ahe, I swear... |
| 00:32:55 |
I could do this stuff in my sleep. |
| 00:32:57 |
In that case you'll have no difficulty... |
| 00:32:59 |
in solving the problem on the board. |
| 00:33:05 |
All right. |
| 00:33:14 |
What? |
| 00:33:26 |
First let's take the square of, I think, right here. |
| 00:33:30 |
Addition it. |
| 00:33:32 |
Over 2. |
| 00:33:38 |
Do you have the answer, Sam? |
| 00:33:48 |
It's unsolvable. |
| 00:33:49 |
Can't be done. |
| 00:33:51 |
Ha ha ha. |
| 00:34:33 |
Hey, good workout, buddy, killer stuff. |
| 00:34:36 |
Holy Jesus! |
| 00:34:38 |
Is that thing real? |
| 00:34:39 |
Dude, it's like a firehose! |
| 00:34:41 |
Oh, no, no, it's thicker. It's like... bridge cable. |
| 00:34:45 |
. Hoo hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo. |
| 00:34:48 |
. hoo hoo. |
| 00:34:49 |
. Well, it's mine. |
| 00:34:51 |
. And I'm happy. |
| 00:34:52 |
. I can't help it it's just me. |
| 00:34:54 |
. If you're wondering what happened. |
| 00:34:56 |
. That's keepin' me laughin'. |
| 00:34:57 |
. Just you look and you can see. |
| 00:35:00 |
. It doesn't matter what they think. |
| 00:35:01 |
. Doesn't matter what they say. |
| 00:35:02 |
. Doesn't matter 'cause I'm happy now. |
| 00:35:05 |
. If you think at any time that they listened to me. |
| 00:35:07 |
. They'd see. |
| 00:35:08 |
. I'm happy 'cause I'm me-e-e. |
| 00:35:15 |
. I'm happy. |
| 00:35:16 |
. I can't help it, it's just me. |
| 00:35:18 |
. If you're wonderin' what happened that's keepin' me laughin'. |
| 00:35:21 |
. Just look and you will see. |
| 00:35:23 |
Annie. |
| 00:35:28 |
Not even a passing glance at their table... |
| 00:35:30 |
are you feeling OK? |
| 00:35:33 |
Yes... |
| 00:35:34 |
I... |
| 00:35:35 |
am. - Oh. |
| 00:35:37 |
I just hit puberty. |
| 00:35:39 |
Overnight? - N-Yes! |
| 00:35:40 |
You've gotta check it out, it's the most beautiful thing... |
| 00:35:42 |
I've ever seen. |
| 00:35:43 |
I even had to adjust it. |
| 00:35:46 |
I think you're gonna have to adjust your medication... |
| 00:35:49 |
because it's obviously way too low. |
| 00:35:51 |
I'm serious. I-I don't know what's going on... |
| 00:35:54 |
but something really freaky is happening. |
| 00:35:55 |
Hello. |
| 00:36:02 |
How are you today, Sam? |
| 00:36:06 |
Sam? |
| 00:36:07 |
Uh- |
| 00:36:09 |
Fine. |
| 00:36:10 |
I was just wondering if you were... |
| 00:36:12 |
Uh... |
| 00:36:13 |
Hello. |
| 00:36:15 |
Oh, I didn't even see you there. |
| 00:36:17 |
So, I'm organizing Homecoming this year... |
| 00:36:19 |
and I'm just trying to figure out who's coming. |
| 00:36:20 |
I'd rather be flogged with wet bamboo. |
| 00:36:24 |
Oh. |
| 00:36:26 |
What about you, Sam? |
| 00:36:28 |
Sam? |
| 00:36:30 |
Uh- |
| 00:36:31 |
I am so... |
| 00:36:32 |
going to Homecoming. |
| 00:36:34 |
Fantastic... |
| 00:36:35 |
because I think this could be the best Homecoming ever. |
| 00:36:38 |
I too think this could be the best Homecoming ever... |
| 00:36:41 |
Vicki Sanders. |
| 00:36:44 |
You've gotta be kidding me. |
| 00:36:45 |
I mean... |
| 00:36:47 |
Who knows what could happen there? |
| 00:36:54 |
Well... |
| 00:36:55 |
goodbye... |
| 00:36:57 |
Sam. |
| 00:37:02 |
I told you something was happening. |
| 00:37:03 |
Ha ha, OK, that was a little weird. |
| 00:37:05 |
It's been happening all day. |
| 00:37:07 |
Almost cold-cocking Principal Hayes... |
| 00:37:09 |
Mrs. Moran flirting with me... - Don't forget your... |
| 00:37:13 |
Mm. So funny you should remember that. |
| 00:37:16 |
You were so proud of it. |
| 00:37:22 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:37:23 |
What? What's wrong? |
| 00:37:25 |
All my lies are coming true. |
| 00:37:26 |
You're about to fly off the planet, man. |
| 00:37:29 |
No, no, seriously, think about it. |
| 00:37:31 |
Each and every one of those things, I lied about. |
| 00:37:36 |
The broken mirror. |
| 00:37:37 |
OK, Sam, your lies are not magically... |
| 00:37:39 |
coming true overnight. |
| 00:37:41 |
It's just a big series of coincidences, OK? |
| 00:37:44 |
I promise. - Jesus had his doubters too. |
| 00:37:47 |
Wow, OK, um... |
| 00:37:48 |
that's my cue, I gotta go. |
| 00:37:51 |
Or maybe something magical... |
| 00:37:52 |
clashes with your jaded, cynical view of the world. |
| 00:37:54 |
Are you just saying all this... |
| 00:37:56 |
to get out of writing the Othello paper? |
| 00:37:58 |
No, I'm gonna do it. |
| 00:37:59 |
OK, so, um... |
| 00:38:02 |
let's meet in 2 hours in the library. |
| 00:38:05 |
OK. |
| 00:38:07 |
I'll see you at 6. |
| 00:38:08 |
2 o'clock, Sam... |
| 00:38:10 |
In the library. |
| 00:38:12 |
Don't let me down. |
| 00:38:19 |
Ahem. - Oh, hey. |
| 00:38:20 |
Are you and that girl from lunch dating? |
| 00:38:23 |
Uh-no, uh, no. |
| 00:38:25 |
Good. |
| 00:38:27 |
Ahem, look, I'm way hungry. |
| 00:38:28 |
Do you wanna go get something to eat? |
| 00:38:31 |
I- I'd like to... |
| 00:38:32 |
Really, but- |
| 00:38:34 |
I- I'm supposed to meet Annie some time soon... |
| 00:38:37 |
in the... library... |
| 00:38:38 |
to work on a project. |
| 00:38:40 |
Well... |
| 00:38:42 |
are you sure that you can't join me? |
| 00:38:45 |
Um. - Hm? |
| 00:38:47 |
No. |
| 00:38:49 |
Good. |
| 00:38:51 |
Let's go. Heh. |
| 00:39:10 |
OK, I have like the ugliest nose... |
| 00:39:12 |
in the world. |
| 00:39:14 |
You're crazy, it's-it's beautiful. |
| 00:39:16 |
Aww. That's sweet. |
| 00:39:19 |
Look, I have to get going. |
| 00:39:20 |
Have to meet Kyle. |
| 00:39:22 |
But I'm having a party at my house this weekend. |
| 00:39:25 |
Do you think you might be able to make it? |
| 00:39:27 |
Yeah! I- |
| 00:39:28 |
I- I mean... |
| 00:39:30 |
Yeah, sounds-sounds phat. |
| 00:39:33 |
Cool. |
| 00:40:03 |
. Going to a party... |
| 00:40:06 |
. Going to-. |
| 00:40:11 |
What the- |
| 00:40:17 |
Sally Berkeley. |
| 00:40:19 |
Woman as landscape. |
| 00:40:21 |
Heady, Jill, heady. |
| 00:40:24 |
But this begs the question... |
| 00:40:26 |
are the legs opening or closing... |
| 00:40:28 |
on the female experience? |
| 00:40:29 |
It's very third rate. |
| 00:40:35 |
Aw, is this- is that a woman's- |
| 00:40:39 |
Oh! Mom! Mom! |
| 00:40:43 |
What's going on here? |
| 00:40:44 |
Impromptu art jam, Sam. |
| 00:40:46 |
I had to show some friends my latest work. Self Portrait In Pink! |
| 00:40:51 |
Oh! Oh, God! OK. |
| 00:40:53 |
Oh, God. All right. |
| 00:40:55 |
Childhood trauma. Childhood trauma. Childhood trauma. |
| 00:40:58 |
Don't mind us, sweetie. Just grab yourself a latte and a scone. |
| 00:41:00 |
Childhood trauma. Childhood trauma. |
| 00:41:04 |
Childhood trauma. Childhood trauma. |
| 00:41:10 |
Oh! Oh! |
| 00:41:12 |
OK. Childhood trauma. Childhood trauma. Childhood trauma. |
| 00:41:16 |
That's what I'm trying to tell you. |
| 00:41:17 |
More of my lies are coming true. |
| 00:41:21 |
My mom paints female... |
| 00:41:23 |
you know. |
| 00:41:27 |
Female private parts now. |
| 00:41:29 |
And why would you lie about that? |
| 00:41:31 |
I didn't. I lied about her being... |
| 00:41:32 |
an avant-garde artist and now our house... |
| 00:41:34 |
is some sort of installation art piece. |
| 00:41:38 |
Look, Annie, that's why I'm calling. |
| 00:41:39 |
What other lies have I told? |
| 00:41:41 |
Well, let's see. Here's one- |
| 00:41:42 |
"I'll meet you in the library at two o'clock, Annie. " |
| 00:41:46 |
I'm sorry. |
| 00:41:49 |
But, uh, the guidance counselor... |
| 00:41:52 |
called me in for like a really important meeting. |
| 00:41:54 |
Sam, I've met the guidance counselor. |
| 00:41:59 |
Oh, look, Annie, I'm super sorry I flaked on you. |
| 00:42:03 |
Well, sorry doesn't write our paper by tomorrow. |
| 00:42:07 |
It's not gonna be a problem. I'll do it. |
| 00:42:08 |
All by myself, OK? I promise. |
| 00:42:21 |
No, no, no, no, no, no, no! |
| 00:42:27 |
Get-Gimme- |
| 00:42:28 |
Gimme, gimme, gimme. |
| 00:42:36 |
Gimme that homework. |
| 00:42:39 |
No! |
| 00:42:46 |
Gimme the homework! Gimme! |
| 00:42:55 |
Ugh! |
| 00:43:08 |
Si, si. Ciao. - Mom? |
| 00:43:12 |
A critic saw one of my pieces... |
| 00:43:14 |
at the community center... |
| 00:43:16 |
told his friends. |
| 00:43:18 |
And when you get traction in the art world... |
| 00:43:19 |
you've gotta leverage it. |
| 00:43:21 |
I... guess. |
| 00:43:24 |
Look, Mom, do you think you could help me with something? |
| 00:43:26 |
Love to, but my agent wants me in Gstaad for an opening... |
| 00:43:28 |
so, uh, perhaps when I get back. |
| 00:43:32 |
Sure. |
| 00:43:33 |
Uh, well, then, do you know if Dad's around? |
| 00:43:37 |
I- I just really need to talk to somebody. |
| 00:43:39 |
There's some pretty weird stuff going on. |
| 00:43:46 |
Oh- |
| 00:43:51 |
Oh, my God. |
| 00:43:54 |
Dad, what are you wearing? |
| 00:43:55 |
I just got in from my gig. |
| 00:43:58 |
What gig? |
| 00:44:00 |
Man, this comeback tour's way harder than I expected it to be. |
| 00:44:04 |
Ah. |
| 00:44:07 |
So you're in Poison. |
| 00:44:09 |
Was in Poison, son. Was. |
| 00:44:12 |
But, ah, this solo gig is gonna put me... |
| 00:44:15 |
right back up on the top again. Whoo! |
| 00:44:18 |
Ow. |
| 00:44:19 |
God, you smell like Pabst Blue Ribbon. |
| 00:44:21 |
That's a compliment coming from Vincent Van Beaver over there. |
| 00:44:24 |
It's art, Hank. |
| 00:44:26 |
Maybe to a gynecologist. |
| 00:44:27 |
I have to get to the airport. |
| 00:44:29 |
Are you sober enough to drive Sam to school? |
| 00:44:31 |
I doubt it. He can drive himself. |
| 00:44:33 |
What? |
| 00:44:34 |
Yeah, I really gotta hit the rack. |
| 00:44:38 |
Just try and keep her under 100, huh, Sambo? |
| 00:44:45 |
Under 100? |
| 00:44:47 |
Sambo? |
| 00:44:51 |
Ugh! |
| 00:44:53 |
Dad? |
| 00:44:59 |
Mom? |
| 00:45:06 |
. Well, I'm a weapon of mass destruction. |
| 00:45:10 |
. Got no apologies for a hyper concussion... |
| 00:45:14 |
I may not die a virgin after all. |
| 00:45:17 |
. Take your love and turn it into obscenity. |
| 00:45:31 |
. You say that I don't care about. |
| 00:45:34 |
. All the little things that you care about. |
| 00:45:37 |
. All the-. |
| 00:45:42 |
. I don't care about. |
| 00:45:44 |
. All the little things that make you wanna shout. |
| 00:45:52 |
. Ah, me me me me, is all you say that I care about. |
| 00:45:56 |
. Me me me me, is all I ever wanna talk about. |
| 00:46:00 |
. Me me me me, is what you think that I care about. |
| 00:46:04 |
. Me me me me, is all I really wanna-. |
| 00:46:14 |
That is a gorgeous car you have there, Sam. |
| 00:46:21 |
. And all the kids on the street. |
| 00:46:24 |
. They think I'm neat neat neat neat neat. |
| 00:46:30 |
Did you finish the paper? |
| 00:46:34 |
You've got to be kidding me. |
| 00:46:36 |
Look, when it's your life you're messing up, that's fine... |
| 00:46:38 |
but don't bring me down with you. |
| 00:46:40 |
Look, I'm sorry, OK? |
| 00:46:41 |
I'll make it up to you, I promise. |
| 00:46:43 |
How? She's gonna give us an F on the paper, Sam. |
| 00:46:50 |
Maybe not. |
| 00:46:56 |
Hey. - Hey. |
| 00:46:58 |
So, uh... |
| 00:47:00 |
you're never gonna believe this, but... |
| 00:47:02 |
my-my dog ate my paper. |
| 00:47:05 |
And-and it-it's kinda hard to read... |
| 00:47:06 |
but if you still want it- |
| 00:47:08 |
I definitely still want it. |
| 00:47:09 |
OK. |
| 00:47:11 |
Looks like you have a very bad dog, Samuel. |
| 00:47:13 |
Did you spank her like a naughty bitch? |
| 00:47:15 |
Because she sounds like a naughty bitch. |
| 00:47:18 |
We-We, uh-W- We discip-discipline her sometimes. |
| 00:47:21 |
Oh. Well, it looks like you need to discipline her harder. |
| 00:47:27 |
Wow. |
| 00:47:28 |
OK? Well, uh- |
| 00:47:31 |
OK. Thank you so much... |
| 00:47:33 |
for being so cool about that. |
| 00:47:35 |
I'm just gonna go back to my seat now. |
| 00:47:39 |
I have a feeling we're gonna do great on this paper. |
| 00:47:50 |
Henderson sucks! Henderson sucks! |
| 00:48:00 |
Defense. Defense, that's your man! |
| 00:48:04 |
What is that? |
| 00:48:08 |
Henderson sucks! |
| 00:48:13 |
I got it! |
| 00:48:15 |
What? No, ref! - 15 green, halt. |
| 00:48:17 |
Come on! - That's 5, Coach. |
| 00:48:19 |
Hey, hey, hey! - Come on! |
| 00:48:20 |
That's 5. You're done, son. - No! |
| 00:48:22 |
What? What? What? - Hey, hey, hey, hey... |
| 00:48:23 |
you gotta sit down. - No, ref! |
| 00:48:25 |
That's 5 fouls, Kyle. He says you gotta sit. |
| 00:48:27 |
What?! |
| 00:48:29 |
Coach, you need a replacement. |
| 00:48:31 |
I don't got anybody else. They're all fouled out. |
| 00:48:33 |
What about the little guy over there? |
| 00:48:39 |
How about we play with 4? - 5 or you forfeit. |
| 00:48:41 |
Fine. |
| 00:48:44 |
Leonard, you're in. |
| 00:48:46 |
What? |
| 00:48:48 |
You're in. |
| 00:48:50 |
Ha... |
| 00:49:07 |
I'm open, I'm open! |
| 00:49:08 |
I'm open! |
| 00:49:11 |
I'm open! |
| 00:49:13 |
What's going on? |
| 00:49:22 |
That's our basket, douchebag! |
| 00:49:24 |
Just stay the hell back here... |
| 00:49:26 |
and try not to touch the ball. |
| 00:49:29 |
You suck! |
| 00:49:32 |
Come on! |
| 00:49:35 |
I got it, I got it. |
| 00:49:57 |
Yeah! Yeah! |
| 00:49:59 |
OK, let's run that play again. |
| 00:50:10 |
. I wanna check into the paris Hilton. |
| 00:50:13 |
. Trade inside like Mr. Milken. |
| 00:50:15 |
. I scream in cherries, it's very necessary. |
| 00:50:18 |
. To pick me some Halle berries. |
| 00:50:20 |
. You better believe I want to try it. |
| 00:50:22 |
. To climb the mountains of Salma Hayek. |
| 00:50:25 |
. Hotter than lava, Brazilian hot mama. |
| 00:50:27 |
. it's Adriana, it's Adriana Lima, oh!. |
| 00:50:31 |
. Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh!. |
| 00:50:35 |
Time, time, time! Get in here... |
| 00:50:36 |
Get in here. Huddle up. Come here, come here, come here. |
| 00:50:41 |
AII-All right, boys... |
| 00:50:42 |
what did I always tell you the possums' motto was? |
| 00:50:43 |
When the going gets tough, we lay down and play dead? |
| 00:50:46 |
Yeah, yeah. - O-Only tonight... |
| 00:50:47 |
we stand a chance, so let's get out there... |
| 00:50:49 |
and try to win this thing right here, right now! |
| 00:50:51 |
76-74, so the only shot we can think about taking is a- |
| 00:50:54 |
3- pointer. - Free throw! |
| 00:50:55 |
Free throw is one point. |
| 00:50:57 |
I know. - Leonard, look on the scoreboard. |
| 00:50:58 |
We're down by... what? |
| 00:51:02 |
Uh, 13 and a half. |
| 00:51:03 |
What? - S-Seven-eighths. |
| 00:51:06 |
But-but then you have to carry the one, so- |
| 00:51:07 |
We need a 3-pointer. - OK. |
| 00:51:09 |
What play shall we do, Coach? |
| 00:51:12 |
What does it matter? You get the ball to Leonard... |
| 00:51:13 |
he can kick it in, for all I care. |
| 00:51:15 |
Anybody got a better idea than that? |
| 00:51:17 |
No. - Mm-mm. Mm-mm. |
| 00:51:19 |
Give it to me. |
| 00:51:21 |
possums! - Ohhhhhhh! |
| 00:51:25 |
We really got this. |
| 00:51:28 |
Nothing to worry about. |
| 00:51:47 |
. Oh, oh-oh-oh-oh, oh!. |
| 00:51:56 |
. Oh, oh, oh, oh!. |
| 00:52:00 |
. I'm on fire. |
| 00:52:02 |
. Yeah, Mama, let's have some fun!. |
| 00:52:06 |
. Come on! Come on!. |
| 00:52:11 |
Hello, BDI. |
| 00:52:13 |
I can prove it. - What? |
| 00:52:15 |
That my lies are coming true. |
| 00:52:19 |
Sam? - Uh-Look out the window. |
| 00:52:23 |
. Along with fear. |
| 00:52:25 |
. There goes the fear again. |
| 00:52:34 |
. There goes the fear. |
| 00:52:45 |
. And cars speed fast. |
| 00:52:49 |
. Out of here. |
| 00:52:51 |
Hey, where did you get this car? |
| 00:52:55 |
You wanna come to a party? |
| 00:52:56 |
No, not really. |
| 00:52:59 |
There's a huge basketball keg party at Vicki Sanders' house. |
| 00:53:02 |
Really? Kegs, basketball guys... |
| 00:53:05 |
and Vicki Sanders. Let's go. |
| 00:53:07 |
How can you adequately mock this party if you're not there? |
| 00:53:11 |
Look, just think about how much more above it all you'll be... |
| 00:53:13 |
if you come. |
| 00:53:30 |
Yo, Bridge Cable, you the man! Ha ha! |
| 00:53:33 |
Since when are you friends with the supersize kids? |
| 00:53:36 |
Ha. I kinda helped win the game today. |
| 00:53:38 |
Kinda? He single-handedly won the game! |
| 00:53:45 |
And now every girI at schooI is asking about him. |
| 00:53:48 |
Ha ha. |
| 00:53:49 |
Really? - Yeah. Ha ha. |
| 00:53:52 |
Who-Who spe-Who specifically? |
| 00:53:53 |
OK, everyone wants to know... |
| 00:53:55 |
who you're taking to Homecoming. |
| 00:53:57 |
Uh... |
| 00:53:59 |
I- I don't-I don't know. I'm still, you know... |
| 00:54:01 |
weighing up my-ahem-options. Right? |
| 00:54:06 |
Let's dance! |
| 00:54:12 |
Whoo! -. The sun shone down. |
| 00:54:14 |
. The world seems right. |
| 00:54:17 |
. During the day it feels like night. |
| 00:54:22 |
. I'm shot down, I-. |
| 00:54:25 |
Dude, your girI is totally freaking Bridge Cable. |
| 00:54:28 |
. You never know what you might find. |
| 00:54:48 |
Oh ho ho ho! |
| 00:54:51 |
Man, I've never seen Vicki dance like that before. |
| 00:54:53 |
I've never seen anyone dance like that before. |
| 00:54:56 |
Ha ha ha! |
| 00:54:58 |
. I'm shot down. |
| 00:55:00 |
. I'm gripping tight. |
| 00:55:03 |
. You never know what you might find. |
| 00:55:14 |
I'm sure it's nothing, though, dude. |
| 00:55:16 |
Whatever. The kid is still a loser. |
| 00:55:20 |
Is that Carmen Electra? |
| 00:55:23 |
Hm. Is Sam Leonard here? |
| 00:55:37 |
Hey. I heard about your game on the radio... |
| 00:55:40 |
and I just had to come by and say congratulations. |
| 00:55:45 |
I baked you a cake. |
| 00:55:47 |
Heh. |
| 00:55:57 |
Oh, Sammy. |
| 00:56:00 |
I am so proud of you. |
| 00:56:06 |
That's my boy! |
| 00:56:08 |
Whoo-hoo! |
| 00:56:10 |
Yeah! |
| 00:56:13 |
Oh. |
| 00:56:17 |
Cake, anyone? |
| 00:56:28 |
Kiss me, my love. |
| 00:56:31 |
What? - Kiss me, my love. |
| 00:56:33 |
Wait, wait, wait. Vicki, what about Kyle? |
| 00:56:36 |
Oh, he's cooI with this. |
| 00:56:41 |
Look, just because she went into the bathroom... |
| 00:56:44 |
with a really well-hung basketball star slash rock star... |
| 00:56:48 |
who drives a porsche and hangs out with smokin' hot mamas... |
| 00:56:50 |
that doesn't mean anything's going on. |
| 00:56:54 |
Yeah, maybe they're just chatting. |
| 00:56:59 |
Oh, Vicki Sanders' left boob. |
| 00:57:03 |
Unbelievable. |
| 00:57:05 |
Can I...? |
| 00:57:07 |
Ohhh! |
| 00:57:10 |
Thank you. |
| 00:57:11 |
OK. OK. OK. |
| 00:57:13 |
Enough of the kids' stuff. |
| 00:57:15 |
I'm ready, Sam. |
| 00:57:17 |
OK. |
| 00:57:20 |
For what? - To lose my virginity. |
| 00:57:22 |
Wh-What? To-To me? |
| 00:57:23 |
To you! - Now? |
| 00:57:24 |
Now. |
| 00:57:26 |
Vicki, we're in a bathroom. Don't you want it to be speciaI? |
| 00:57:28 |
Oh... |
| 00:57:29 |
that's what you're supposed to say. |
| 00:57:36 |
It's a belt. - Shh! |
| 00:57:38 |
No, I think it- |
| 00:57:43 |
Oh... my... God! |
| 00:57:47 |
Make love to me! |
| 00:57:49 |
Huh? Grrr! |
| 00:57:51 |
Yaaaargh! |
| 00:57:55 |
It's not what you think. - Yes, it is. |
| 00:57:58 |
Grrr! |
| 00:58:01 |
Grr! Grrrr! |
| 00:58:04 |
please don't kill me! |
| 00:58:07 |
Grrr! |
| 00:58:08 |
Sam! |
| 00:58:10 |
Agh! Agh! |
| 00:58:12 |
Oh! |
| 00:58:14 |
Go, Sam! Go! |
| 00:58:20 |
Go! |
| 00:58:41 |
. Ah, me me me me, is all you think that I care about. |
| 00:58:45 |
. Me me me me, is all I ever wanna talk-. |
| 00:58:49 |
Nice car! |
| 00:58:52 |
You are my lover. |
| 00:58:54 |
You're my boyfriend now. |
| 00:58:56 |
I'm over Kyle, I love you now. |
| 00:59:01 |
Are they going out now, or something? |
| 00:59:02 |
Hey, Sam! Hey! |
| 00:59:05 |
Hi, Sam. |
| 00:59:07 |
Bridge Cable! |
| 00:59:09 |
Sam, can I talk to you? |
| 00:59:13 |
This-This'll just take a minute. |
| 00:59:15 |
OK. |
| 00:59:21 |
So, uh, what's up? |
| 00:59:25 |
Oh. Um... OK. |
| 00:59:27 |
Well, uh... |
| 00:59:30 |
what I wanted to tell you is... |
| 00:59:34 |
um... |
| 00:59:37 |
uh... |
| 00:59:38 |
I bought two tickets to Homecoming. |
| 00:59:41 |
You? Homecoming? - Ha ha. |
| 00:59:43 |
Annie, thi-this is huge. |
| 00:59:46 |
Wh-What-What made you change your mind? |
| 00:59:48 |
You were so excited about it, so... |
| 00:59:50 |
I thought... what the hell? |
| 00:59:55 |
So, uh, who are you going with? |
| 00:59:58 |
Uh... |
| 01:00:00 |
Um... |
| 01:00:01 |
You're not the only one that-that hasn't been... |
| 01:00:03 |
completely honest here. |
| 01:00:08 |
Ha ha. I just-I just... |
| 01:00:10 |
think that-that what we have... |
| 01:00:12 |
together is really cooI... |
| 01:00:13 |
and I just thought... |
| 01:00:16 |
maybe we could explore it a little further. |
| 01:00:19 |
Wow. |
| 01:00:22 |
I- I don't- |
| 01:00:23 |
I don't know what to say. |
| 01:00:25 |
Oh, God, this is so high schooI. |
| 01:00:31 |
Do you wanna go to Homecoming with me? |
| 01:00:38 |
Um... But I'm with-I'm with Vicki. |
| 01:00:40 |
But... Vicki's a stupid ho. |
| 01:00:44 |
Yeah, OK, but... |
| 01:00:46 |
you don't just leave the hottest, most popular girI in schooI... |
| 01:00:49 |
for- |
| 01:00:52 |
For someone like me. |
| 01:00:56 |
Annie, I-I didn't mean it like that... |
| 01:00:58 |
it was just- |
| 01:01:01 |
You are pathetic. |
| 01:01:07 |
I got a call from a scout at State last night... |
| 01:01:10 |
saying that I'm no longer on the recruiting list. |
| 01:01:13 |
This kid stole my girlfriend, my point guard position... |
| 01:01:16 |
and my future in one day. |
| 01:01:19 |
He even stole my parking spot, for Christ's sakes! |
| 01:01:21 |
That parking spot thing, man, that's totally uncalled for. |
| 01:01:24 |
This kid needs to pay! |
| 01:01:26 |
Yeah. You know what? |
| 01:01:27 |
How about we dress him up as a cheerleader... |
| 01:01:30 |
push him into a stall in the girls' bathroom... |
| 01:01:31 |
and give him a swirlie? |
| 01:01:33 |
Oh, yeah. Ha ha! |
| 01:01:34 |
Wait. Or, or we could, uh- |
| 01:01:36 |
smear peanut butter in his hair... |
| 01:01:37 |
Yeah. - shave off his eyebrows... |
| 01:01:39 |
and then parade him round the cafeteria at lunch. |
| 01:01:41 |
That's awesome. - Ha ha ha! |
| 01:01:42 |
Or, or, or... |
| 01:01:44 |
how about we douse him... |
| 01:01:45 |
in some sort of common household cleanser... |
| 01:01:48 |
pull him behind my truck... |
| 01:01:49 |
and hook his nuts up to my car battery?! |
| 01:02:01 |
I just wanted to have this little sit-down with you, Sam... |
| 01:02:05 |
uh, because Mr. Von Der Ahe has informed me that... |
| 01:02:09 |
you haven't turned in any homework since you started. |
| 01:02:14 |
I have no choice but to... |
| 01:02:16 |
take you out of the running for the math scholarship. |
| 01:02:19 |
It's also district policy that I put you on probation. |
| 01:02:24 |
Which means, unfortunately... |
| 01:02:26 |
that one more slip-up and... |
| 01:02:30 |
I have to expeI you. |
| 01:02:35 |
Are you sure there isn't anything you'd like to say? |
| 01:02:39 |
Bite me, Marcus! |
| 01:02:47 |
I get two monkeys... |
| 01:02:54 |
Well, I get the coconut monkeys then. |
| 01:02:56 |
Oh, fine! |
| 01:02:57 |
Hank, I'm tired of fighting about the coconut monkeys. |
| 01:02:59 |
Go ahead and take the coconut monkeys. |
| 01:03:02 |
What's going on? What- What are you guys doing? |
| 01:03:04 |
Dividing up our stuff. |
| 01:03:06 |
We're getting divorced. |
| 01:03:08 |
Didn't you read the post-It Note we put on the fridge? |
| 01:03:09 |
The-the post-it? |
| 01:03:12 |
What? |
| 01:03:13 |
We've just grown apart. |
| 01:03:15 |
I mean, I'm a rock star on his comeback... |
| 01:03:17 |
and she paints hoo-has. |
| 01:03:19 |
How could it ever work? |
| 01:03:21 |
Look, we'll talk more about this later... |
| 01:03:22 |
but I'm supposed to be in prague. |
| 01:03:23 |
No, you-you can't leave, I-I need you guys. |
| 01:03:26 |
Aww, Sam, I know it may seem... |
| 01:03:28 |
like your world's coming to an end but it's not, OK? |
| 01:03:31 |
It's just adolescence. This too shall pass. |
| 01:03:35 |
No, Mom, it's about more than that. |
| 01:03:38 |
Look, I told all these lies... |
| 01:03:39 |
and-and now they've magically come true... |
| 01:03:41 |
Mmm! - and-and I can't get out of it. |
| 01:03:43 |
He gets his creativity from my side of the family. |
| 01:03:46 |
No, I'm-I'm telling the truth. |
| 01:03:48 |
I'm not Iying. |
| 01:03:51 |
Da-Dad, I'm literally failing out of schooI. |
| 01:03:52 |
I'm not getting the M.A.A. Scholarship. |
| 01:03:55 |
Tommy Lee didn't go to college. |
| 01:03:56 |
Education is overrated. |
| 01:03:58 |
Go to the university of life! |
| 01:04:00 |
Bam! |
| 01:04:02 |
Gotta go. My cab's here. |
| 01:04:04 |
Yeah, I'm late for my sound check. |
| 01:04:11 |
Where's it- |
| 01:04:16 |
Leonard family meeting! |
| 01:04:20 |
Leonard family meeting! |
| 01:04:22 |
Sam Leonard-here! |
| 01:04:26 |
Jill Leonard! |
| 01:04:30 |
Hank Leonard. |
| 01:04:31 |
Sorry, son. My fans need me. |
| 01:04:35 |
Ha ha! Whoo-hoo! |
| 01:04:41 |
Dad, come back! Dad, please! |
| 01:04:45 |
Dad! |
| 01:04:46 |
Ungh! |
| 01:05:31 |
. Lie lie lie lie lie. |
| 01:05:32 |
. You lie lie lie lie lie. |
| 01:05:34 |
. Tell me why, tell me why. |
| 01:05:36 |
. Why d'you have to lie?. |
| 01:05:37 |
. Should've realized that you should've told the truth. |
| 01:05:40 |
. Should've realized you know what I'll do. |
| 01:05:44 |
. You're in suspension. |
| 01:05:50 |
. You're a liar. |
| 01:05:56 |
. Now I wanna know, now, now, now I wanna know. |
| 01:06:00 |
. Why you never look me in the face. |
| 01:06:03 |
. Broke a confidence just to please your ego. |
| 01:06:06 |
. Should've realized you know what I know. |
| 01:06:10 |
. You're in suspension. |
| 01:06:15 |
Oh, my God, my nuts! -. You're a liar. |
| 01:06:23 |
. I know where you go, everybody you know. |
| 01:06:26 |
. I know everything that you do or say. |
| 01:06:29 |
. So when you tell lies I'll always be in your way. |
| 01:06:32 |
. I'm nobody's fooI and I know all. |
| 01:06:34 |
I loved your paper, SamueI. It read like a poem. |
| 01:06:37 |
Thank you, Mrs. Moran. |
| 01:06:38 |
Oh, it's not Mrs. Moran anymore. |
| 01:06:39 |
Mr. Moran and I have separated. |
| 01:06:41 |
And I need... a man. |
| 01:06:43 |
. You're in suspension. |
| 01:06:50 |
Oh, look, more children. |
| 01:06:53 |
We'll just have to finish this tonight. |
| 01:06:55 |
What? We will? |
| 01:06:56 |
I'm chaperoning the Homecoming dance. |
| 01:06:58 |
Don't be late. |
| 01:07:00 |
I love you! I love you, SamueI! I love you! |
| 01:07:04 |
. You're a southern man, you're a northern souI. |
| 01:07:07 |
. You're a west-ender, you got an eastern souI. |
| 01:07:11 |
. But you're no one at all. |
| 01:07:17 |
. You're a rich man, you're a poor man. |
| 01:07:20 |
. You're this man, then you're that man. |
| 01:07:23 |
. But you're no one at all. |
| 01:07:30 |
. You're a liar, you're a winner. |
| 01:07:33 |
. An expert and a beginner. |
| 01:07:36 |
. But you're no one at all. |
| 01:07:42 |
. When the wind blows that's when you know. |
| 01:07:46 |
. That your nose grows and your face shows. |
| 01:07:49 |
. That you're no one at all. |
| 01:08:08 |
. You're a hard rock with your own space. |
| 01:08:11 |
. You're a disgrace but you've got your grace. |
| 01:08:14 |
. But you're no one at all. |
| 01:08:21 |
BDI, where the only thing colder than the ice cream... |
| 01:08:24 |
is my attitude. This is Annie. How may I help ya? |
| 01:08:26 |
Ooh, FYI... |
| 01:08:28 |
I'm pregnant. |
| 01:08:30 |
What? |
| 01:08:49 |
Don't you want a family? |
| 01:08:50 |
Yeah, yeah, yeah, someday, but- |
| 01:08:52 |
Wait-It's not even possible, we never actually got to... you know. |
| 01:08:55 |
So let's start right now, then. |
| 01:08:57 |
So you're not- So you're not pregnant. |
| 01:08:59 |
Oh, God, I hope he has your eyes. |
| 01:09:02 |
Why did you- |
| 01:09:03 |
Come on! |
| 01:09:08 |
Oh, my God, you're insane. I gotta get out of here. |
| 01:09:09 |
Come on! Come on. - Ah! |
| 01:09:11 |
Haven't you always wanted to do it in a public toilet? |
| 01:09:15 |
Are you horny? |
| 01:09:17 |
Let's make love! |
| 01:09:19 |
Come on, you're driving me crazy! |
| 01:09:28 |
And when were you gonna tell me about all this, huh? |
| 01:09:32 |
Mrs. Moran. |
| 01:09:34 |
Hi. |
| 01:09:38 |
No-no, wait. Mrs. Moran, wait! |
| 01:09:40 |
Wait. Wait. |
| 01:09:45 |
Come on, it's time for the big announcement. |
| 01:09:50 |
And this year's Bridgeport Homecoming king and queen... |
| 01:09:54 |
are... |
| 01:10:03 |
Vicki Sanders and Sam Leonard! |
| 01:10:13 |
. I don't remember what day it was. |
| 01:10:20 |
. I didn't notice what time it was. |
| 01:10:26 |
. AII I know is that I fell in love with you. |
| 01:10:32 |
. And if all my dreams come true. |
| 01:10:36 |
. I'll be spending time with you. |
| 01:10:40 |
. Every day's a new day... |
| 01:10:43 |
Just like to take this moment to congratulate our newly crowned... |
| 01:10:46 |
Homecoming king and queen! |
| 01:11:04 |
And... |
| 01:11:06 |
to our king... |
| 01:11:10 |
Whoo! Yeah! |
| 01:11:13 |
SamueI Leonard... |
| 01:11:17 |
I would just like to say... |
| 01:11:21 |
that I am madly in love with you. |
| 01:11:24 |
Which is why it hurt so much... |
| 01:11:26 |
to find you trying to have sex with Vicki Sanders... |
| 01:11:27 |
in the faculty restroom. |
| 01:11:29 |
What? |
| 01:11:30 |
Mrs. Moran, think about your career. |
| 01:11:31 |
Oh, screw my career! What is my life without you, Sam? |
| 01:11:35 |
probably pretty fine. |
| 01:11:37 |
And to our-ha, mmm- |
| 01:11:42 |
our... |
| 01:11:49 |
filthy skank queen, Vicki Sanders... |
| 01:11:51 |
I would just like to say to you... |
| 01:11:57 |
Ah! |
| 01:11:58 |
You ball-breaking whore! |
| 01:12:02 |
Ah! |
| 01:12:07 |
Are you sure there isn't something you need to be telling me? |
| 01:12:13 |
Actually, there is something... |
| 01:12:17 |
that I need to be telling you, Marcus. |
| 01:12:31 |
Oh, no. Oh. |
| 01:12:33 |
Mr. -I'm sorry, Mr. - pri-principaI Hayes. |
| 01:12:35 |
. Sloop John B!. |
| 01:12:37 |
. Sloop John B!. |
| 01:12:39 |
. Sloop John B!. |
| 01:12:45 |
Mrs. Moran! |
| 01:12:46 |
. We come on the sloop John B. |
| 01:12:48 |
. Grandfather and me. |
| 01:12:51 |
. Around Nassau town we did roam. |
| 01:12:55 |
Mrs. Moran! Mrs. Moran! -. Drinking all night. |
| 01:12:58 |
. Got into a fight. |
| 01:13:00 |
. Well, I feeI so broke up-. |
| 01:13:02 |
Oh! |
| 01:13:04 |
Guys! Mrs. Moran! |
| 01:13:06 |
Guys! please, you don't understand. |
| 01:13:08 |
Take him to the parking lot! - No! No! No! No! No! Guys! |
| 01:13:11 |
. The constable had to come and take him away. |
| 01:13:15 |
Oh, please. - What are you doing, Kyle? |
| 01:13:17 |
Come on, man, this is crazy. What are you doing? |
| 01:13:18 |
What does it look like I'm doing? |
| 01:13:20 |
I'm gonna pull him behind my truck! |
| 01:13:23 |
Kyle, this is crazy! |
| 01:13:25 |
Kyle, look, look, we were just going to rough him up a little. |
| 01:13:27 |
But you know what, I think you're taking these threats a little too literaI! |
| 01:13:29 |
I'd like to second that. |
| 01:13:31 |
Damn it! I've flooded it again! |
| 01:13:34 |
Kyle, relax! Kyle! |
| 01:13:35 |
No! Move! |
| 01:13:38 |
Grrrr! |
| 01:13:39 |
Let's make you look good tonight, Chapstick! |
| 01:13:42 |
Oh, thank you, Lord! |
| 01:13:44 |
Kyle! |
| 01:13:45 |
You get to skip all the way to the car battery on your nuts! |
| 01:13:49 |
What? Wh-Kyle, please, can we just talk about this, buddy? |
| 01:13:52 |
Kyle, you don't wanna do this. |
| 01:13:54 |
You're only doing this 'cause I lied... |
| 01:13:55 |
and said you wanted to do it. |
| 01:13:57 |
Are you saying I'm your puppet? - No, no, no, no! |
| 01:14:00 |
Kyle, buddy, I'm just saying- I'm just saying- |
| 01:14:03 |
You don't wanna do this! |
| 01:14:05 |
Oh, yes I do! |
| 01:14:07 |
. This is the worst trip I've ever been on. |
| 01:14:10 |
Kyle! Kyle! Think about your life. |
| 01:14:12 |
Grrr! |
| 01:14:14 |
You're gonna wear out your battery. |
| 01:14:15 |
Grrr! |
| 01:14:16 |
Just go ahead and do it, my life can't get any worse. |
| 01:14:18 |
Grrr! |
| 01:14:21 |
Everybody freeze! You're all under arrest! |
| 01:14:24 |
. Let me go home I really wanna go home. |
| 01:14:26 |
Or-Or maybe it can. |
| 01:14:28 |
. Oh! I feeI so broke up I wanna go home. |
| 01:14:32 |
. I wanna go home.. I wanna go home. |
| 01:14:42 |
Hey there, gangster. |
| 01:14:46 |
There goes my guidance counselor of the year award. |
| 01:14:52 |
Hey. |
| 01:14:54 |
Listen, uh, I'm sorry about the advice I gave you the other day. |
| 01:14:59 |
Although everything I said is basically true. |
| 01:15:02 |
Everyone does lie. |
| 01:15:04 |
But that doesn't make it right. |
| 01:15:06 |
And more importantly, I don't think it's gonna make you happy. |
| 01:15:09 |
In fact I think honesty and happiness go hand in hand. |
| 01:15:13 |
Though try telling my psycho ex-wife that. |
| 01:15:17 |
Anyway... |
| 01:15:20 |
principaI Hayes has dropped all the charges... |
| 01:15:22 |
and I've talked him into giving you detention... |
| 01:15:24 |
for the rest of the year instead of expelling you. |
| 01:15:31 |
Th-Thank you. If- |
| 01:15:33 |
If you could only get me out of all these lies. |
| 01:15:38 |
I believe it was Thomas Jefferson who once said... |
| 01:15:41 |
"Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom. " |
| 01:15:47 |
OK. Wow. - Thank you! |
| 01:15:51 |
Did I say something usefuI? |
| 01:15:56 |
I'm leaving you. - What? |
| 01:15:58 |
Now, now, I realize you're like the most beautifuI girI ever... |
| 01:16:00 |
and I'm, um, me... |
| 01:16:03 |
but, uh... we have nothing in common. |
| 01:16:06 |
And I don't even really like you. |
| 01:16:08 |
That's fine. We'll just have a sexuaI relationship, then. |
| 01:16:11 |
No commitment, no companionship... |
| 01:16:13 |
just wild uninhibited sex whenever you wanna have it. |
| 01:16:16 |
people do that? - I have no self-esteem, Sam. |
| 01:16:20 |
Girls like me never do. I will do whatever you want me to do. |
| 01:16:26 |
No! No, no, no. Vicki, OK? |
| 01:16:29 |
We're done. I'm sorry, this has gone way too far. |
| 01:16:31 |
Uh, it's over. Goodbye. |
| 01:16:38 |
AII-star! |
| 01:16:41 |
I gotta tell you. You have turned my whole life around. |
| 01:16:44 |
I haven't had a-I haven't had a death threat in a week. |
| 01:16:46 |
I gotta quit the team. |
| 01:16:48 |
The truth is, I'm not good at basketball. |
| 01:16:49 |
Uh... sorry. |
| 01:17:05 |
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