Fun sau suet oi nei Break Up Club
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Good morning |
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Today is my girlfriend's birthday |
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It's my first time celebrating with her |
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I'm gonna surprise her |
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I made some flowers for her |
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Paper flowers |
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There are real flowers too |
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This is "Birthday Tree" |
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Not Christmas tree |
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Many blessing notes on it |
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Let me read you a few |
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No pimples, no worries |
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Love you till the day you die |
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etc... |
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Let's check out my girlfriend, Flora |
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We are now at the epicenter |
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Hello, Toe Number One |
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Hello, Toe Number Two |
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Hello, Toe Number Three |
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Wow! How sexy! Wow... |
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That's enough... |
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Wake up, birthday girl |
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Open your eye, this one |
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You scared me, miss |
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I don't have make-up on |
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So what? |
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You look beautiful |
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It's your birthday |
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That's why I wake you up and say... |
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Happy birthday... |
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to you... |
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Come quickly, I can't hold it much longer |
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Today is my birthday, what have you prepared? |
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Happy birthday to you... |
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Blow the candle |
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This is your birthday breakfast |
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Come on, blow it. Be careful not to spit |
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Thank you. |
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- You promised me that... |
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On my birthday... you let me put make-up on you |
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- Come on |
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Baby! |
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No... |
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Just put on a little bit |
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Close your eyes, don't be afraid darling |
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No color at all, why? |
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What are you doing? |
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You put the whole thing on, you're crazy |
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What the hell... |
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This is our diary |
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You say it |
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Diary |
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From now on, you have to write down... |
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everything we do, inside |
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Inside |
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Just like today |
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You have to write it everyday |
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- Why |
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- You... Make |
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Me |
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Why you... Why make... Why |
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Why you make me so ugly! |
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Flora |
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I want to tell you that... |
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I... |
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It's better for me to write it down! |
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Flora, I hope we will be together forever, |
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- Morning, director |
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There are... |
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About forty now |
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Morning |
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One day... |
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Barbara said she wants to shoot a new movie |
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I said I have a few scripts |
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She said she doesn't want a script this time |
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She wants a true story |
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I want more contrast in the lighting... |
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Coz' I think... |
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Many people might not have experienced true love |
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But they must have been a dumper or dumpee |
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So, I want to shoot a true... |
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Break up story |
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So we are holding an open casting |
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To get true stories |
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If their stories are really good |
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I will use them |
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And they will be the main characters of the movie |
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We have ten DV cameras ready |
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If the story sounds interesting |
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He |
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To shoot footages and show it to the director |
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You have been in many relationships? |
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I did, in fact... |
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Too many to keep track |
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Too many? |
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I think... within 20 |
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Are you usually the dumper or dumpee? |
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Well, I think it's ok |
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To have a lot of boyfriends |
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No need to dump them |
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As long as... |
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I can handle them |
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Really? |
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Yes, just let them hang around |
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Wait until they can't stand it? |
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Yes |
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Thank you |
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On Dec 25th... |
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Christmas day, he told me on the phone that... |
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he wanted to break up with me |
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It's like the end of the world to me |
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But I was at home with my family |
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I couldn't tell them about this |
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If I can choose... |
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I wouldn't break up on any festivals |
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It's too easy to remember |
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Too hard to get over it |
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He's my first love |
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Before I was with him... |
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He had 7 girlfriends |
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7 girlfriends? |
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Yes |
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Is he handsome? |
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Average |
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You mean you lived with him... and his mother? |
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His mother used to hit me with a hanger |
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Hit you? |
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Yes |
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I could't stand it anymore... |
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And he's away all the time |
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So I broke up with him |
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You have anything... |
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you want to say to him now? |
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Did he ever loved me? |
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If he did, would you feel better? |
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Yes, it would be more comforting |
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What if he said he didn't? |
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That would hurt alot... |
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Joe, you may start now |
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My name is Joe, I am 21 years old... |
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Going on 22 soon |
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I have a girlfriend |
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She used to call me Grass |
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And I called her Flower |
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Joe... Sorry, you don't need to look at the camera |
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You just need to look at me, be natural |
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Why did you two break up? |
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She said... I was too plain |
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I was standing in front of her... |
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- But she couldn't find me. |
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Yes. |
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That's why she wanted to break up with me |
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Did you try to get her back? |
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No... |
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You did nothing at all? |
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I wanted to kill myself |
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How did you want to die? |
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I had no idea yet |
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But there's a place I wanted to go before I die |
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I wanted to get on the internet... |
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To say good-bye... |
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To my friends and family |
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When suddenly... |
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a website popped up |
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It's called "Break Up Club" |
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It says it could help me get Flora back |
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A "break up" website, but help you get her back? |
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Yes... |
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I have to type in another couple's names... |
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To break them up, then Flora will come back to me |
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Really? |
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Yes |
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Have you tried? |
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No... I was a bit scared |
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There's... |
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It's real |
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If you have a computer, we can check it out |
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Cannot be found |
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- No... |
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Director, they have to clear the set now |
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We have to go |
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You gotta believe me |
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If you see that website again, you can call us |
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I did see"BreakUpClub. Asia" |
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Ok, your story is quite special |
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I will give you a DV camera |
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You go and film your story, ok? |
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Thanks |
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You can film the website |
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Or whatever you want to |
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Then bring it back to me |
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Yes, I will try my best |
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- Thanks! |
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- Hey |
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OK |
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It's on |
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Mic test, testing |
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The image is so sharp |
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Here comes a 360 shot |
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Now, testing the anti-shake feature |
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Director, thanks for giving me this chance |
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I will try my best |
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First, I am going to show you my girlfriend, Flora |
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This is Flora's home |
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She lives on the second floor |
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Today is Saturday, two something |
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- She should be at home |
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Hello... Flora |
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Joe |
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Can you come down? I am downstairs |
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We broke up already |
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Well... can you walk out to the balcony |
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I want to see you |
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Wait |
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Where are you? |
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I am... |
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Don't mess around, Joe |
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We have broken up so many times |
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I have lots of homework to do, I am hanging up |
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- No... |
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Wait... |
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After showing you my girlfriend Flora... |
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We are now in North Point |
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Why do we come here? There's only one reason |
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I'd like to introduce my best friend, |
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He loves filmmaking |
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Well, we are now at Sunny's shop |
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He's my idol |
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He has his own business |
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And he has a girlfriend that loves him very much |
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The problem is |
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Oh, it seems like they are having a fight... |
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I am an artist that deals |
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Can you be logical for once to balance it out? |
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Hey! |
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Bitch! |
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You look so cool even when fighting |
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Don't mention it |
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Good stuff |
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For trade? |
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Trade the hell! |
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What's the big deal? Left to you by Flora? |
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Up yours |
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It's from the "director" |
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What did you say? |
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Barbara Wong gave this to me |
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The film director |
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Don't mess with it |
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How did you bump into Barbara? |
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Do you have a chair? |
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It's over there |
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It started with me sitting there... |
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That's it |
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What did you type? |
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Breakupclub. Asia |
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Really? |
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If there's such a website, it'd be awesome |
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Please break up... |
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Fanny and me |
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Tell her to come here |
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Tell her that I want to break up with her, |
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Right here |
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All the lights will be on her |
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I will shoot it with 4 cameras |
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I want to get the whole episode |
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What episode? |
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Her, kneeling down... |
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Begging me to take her back |
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lt'd be amazing if I get that footage |
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Get on the internet |
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Come on... |
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- Be careful... |
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Look, she is calling to say sorry |
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So, you are sorry, aren't you? |
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When did you learn that language? |
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Hey! |
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Hanging up on me! |
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Break us up... |
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...as ruthlessly as you can! |
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I can't |
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Why? |
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I can't get to the website |
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Where did you do that last time? |
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A café near my home, the second computer |
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Go... Hurry... |
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- Really? |
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This is the magical... Cafe O |
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The second computer... |
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Why that bastard has to take the second one? |
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5, 4, 3, 2... |
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You are nuts! |
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Yeah! Yeah! |
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Break... |
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Breakupclub. Asia |
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Please work... |
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Yes! |
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Joe... Chan... |
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password... |
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(Welcome to Break Up Club, Joe) |
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(You must be desperate to get your girlfriend back) |
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(So, are you willing to split up another couple?) |
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Yes |
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(Rules of Break Up Club) |
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(The couple you choose must be in love) |
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(You must know at least one of them) |
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(So, who is the lucky couple?) |
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Sunny Deep... |
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and... |
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Fanny... |
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Fanny what? |
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Ng |
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Fanny, don't blame me |
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It's Sunny's idea |
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Huh? |
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Is that it? |
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What's up? |
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I just did it! Break Up Club! |
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Set the cameras |
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I'll be right there, bye |
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No way! |
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It's lunch time, why are you here? |
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Why did you lock the door? |
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It's broken |
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It keeps closing by itself |
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Bullshit |
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No... it's really hard to open, see? |
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Open the door! |
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Whatever you want to say... |
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Open the door! |
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Do it tomorrow or later... |
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I told you to open the door |
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Wow, you have a magical touch |
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Can you believe this? Amazing |
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Are you having an affair with May? |
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What are you talking about? |
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How dare you deny it! |
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I never did it! |
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Why didn't you take my call last night? |
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I was talking to Joe |
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No... |
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Don't break my cameras... |
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Hey! Enough! |
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That's enough! |
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Sorry |
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I didn't mean it, sorry |
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You slapped me? |
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We're over! |
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I hate you! |
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Fanny... No... |
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Sorry... I have nothing to do with this, Fanny... |
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Fanny... |
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You bastard! Stop shooting! |
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Joe... |
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Are they okay? |
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Why are you here? |
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...5, 4, 3, 2, action! |
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Today, our hero... |
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is Joe, he's so charming |
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Hello, Joe |
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What would you like... |
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to share with us today? |
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Today is the first day I'm with Flora again |
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I want to show her that I'm hard working |
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Coz' she doesn't like lazy guys |
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Well said! |
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What are you going to do then? |
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I am going to do something to impress her |
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OK, what is it? |
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I don't know yet |
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Cut! |
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That's not right! You... |
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You should have thought about that... |
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5, 4, 3, 2... |
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First, send romantic text messages |
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Baby, I miss you so much |
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Last night, I wanted to kiss you... longer |
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But I got cold sores inside my mouth |
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I already put some ointment on it |
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So tonight, we can kiss as much as we want to... |
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What's so funny? |
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You don't do this? |
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Help me. I need help... |
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Get up first |
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Did you miss me today? |
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I did, very much |
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How much? |
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- I have something... |
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- I have something... |
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- I have something to tell you |
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Just now there was a beautiful girl... |
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What girl? |
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The girl, very pretty, let me show you |
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- I don't want to |
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I have something to tell you |
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I don't want to |
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Look, this is the beautiful girl |
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Beautiful, huh? |
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Look at it carefully... |
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You are so silly! |
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You shouldn't run away from your job |
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I don't care much about this job |
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I have to wash and clean... |
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and the pay is pathetic |
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It's wasting my time |
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But you've already lost two other part-time jobs |
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Lost? |
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I quit those on purpose |
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So I can have more time with you |
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Let's go fishing |
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Are you nuts? |
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I have an evening course tonight |
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Evening course? |
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Stop fooling yourself. Let's go for a movie |
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I am not fooling myself |
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May, look here... |
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Your balls are not in the same size |
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Can you make that one not like a papaya... |
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Let me help you |
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I can do it myself |
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No room number, are you mistaken? |
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It's here |
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Is this a clinic? |
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Yes, it's here |
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Doctor |
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Is it really here? |
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Happy birthday to you... |
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Happy birthday, Happy birthday... |
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It looks so funny |
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Happy birthday to you! |
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You are sneaky! Told me you have a stomach ache... |
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Make a wish... |
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Why is the cake like this? |
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Stupid people decide to do stupid things |
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This punk bought it |
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Kenny, it's him |
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Okay... I like it though |
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Thanks... |
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Baby... |
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No... |
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Don't film me |
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Film them, they are hot |
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Go to hell! |
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Wait... |
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Where are you going? |
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Asshole! |
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Flora |
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What's going on? |
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Leave me alone! |
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Flora... |
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What's wrong? |
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Flora! |
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What happened? |
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She saw the camera |
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You mean you were filming... |
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What the hell! We both have broken hearts |
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Don't you think he's a jerk? |
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He filmed me with a hidden camera |
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I don't think so |
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Why? |
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Do you know what sneaky shots he took? |
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Dunno, but I do want to know now |
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Let me see |
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Not this one |
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It's taken on my birthday... |
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He woke me up, then... |
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I haven't seen that |
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Why is he dancing? |
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Flora, I'd like to make you... |
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Feel safe when you are with me |
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So I am going to work out |
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My right arm first |
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Aw... You are so loving it |
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No, I'm not |
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You are |
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- I'm not |
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I'm not loving it, I... |
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No? |
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I've never seen this before |
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Show me some energy |
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Stop shooting |
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Why not? Last time... |
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When I was begging Fanny, I let you film |
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You know what that is? |
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Spirit of an artist |
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Sorry... |
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No need to apologize |
00:24:54 |
Well... |
00:24:54 |
With your mood and my pain now... |
00:24:58 |
Let's make a mind blowing short film |
00:25:00 |
Okay? Two guys in a cafe... |
00:25:03 |
Doing what? |
00:25:04 |
Cry |
00:25:06 |
Crying in a tea Cafe |
00:25:08 |
Let's focus |
00:25:10 |
Take a deep breath |
00:25:11 |
Think about Flora... |
00:25:14 |
Her beautiful figure |
00:25:17 |
Get your hand off me, it's weird |
00:25:19 |
Come on, tears... |
00:25:32 |
Hello? |
00:25:37 |
Yes |
00:25:39 |
Director Barbara? |
00:25:42 |
The camera, it 's... |
00:25:45 |
Hello? |
00:25:47 |
Saturday, at the office |
00:25:49 |
No problem |
00:25:50 |
By the way, my name is Sunny Deep |
00:25:53 |
Wasn't that cool? |
00:25:55 |
Flora has the camera |
00:25:57 |
Are you kidding me? |
00:25:58 |
I am serious |
00:26:01 |
Why didn't you tell me earlier? |
00:26:02 |
Why didn't you listen earlier? |
00:26:04 |
I was on the phone |
00:26:06 |
Can't you just take my phone away |
00:26:10 |
You kept babbling along... |
00:26:12 |
I was playing cool... |
00:26:15 |
Why do you always like playing cool... |
00:26:16 |
Ok Ok Ok... |
00:26:22 |
You are always like that |
00:26:24 |
I have an idea! |
00:26:25 |
I know that my cousin doesn't want to |
00:26:27 |
Why don't we go to 'Break Up Club' |
00:26:30 |
Then, get Flora and the camera back... |
00:26:35 |
No, your cousin is my buddy, |
00:26:40 |
What's the name of your cousin's wife again? |
00:26:43 |
Jenny Ng. I told you a thousand times already |
00:26:46 |
You are so wasted |
00:26:49 |
You are wasted |
00:26:51 |
Your ass is stuck |
00:26:56 |
Closed already? |
00:26:58 |
What should we do? |
00:27:01 |
1, 2, 3! |
00:27:04 |
Wait... l'm a bit scared |
00:27:07 |
You're useless |
00:27:08 |
You film me... |
00:27:09 |
You are so lucky... |
00:27:10 |
To have an artist friend like me |
00:27:13 |
With such life experiences |
00:27:14 |
Remember the commercial... |
00:27:16 |
One card... |
00:27:19 |
Handles everything |
00:27:21 |
Let's open it |
00:27:22 |
Pry it |
00:27:23 |
Pry the lock |
00:27:24 |
No lock? |
00:27:26 |
Where's the lock? |
00:27:28 |
What the heck? |
00:27:29 |
Someone is inside... |
00:27:31 |
Hey, open the door |
00:27:37 |
The alarm went off |
00:27:40 |
Take it |
00:27:41 |
Hey... |
00:27:42 |
Hey... |
00:27:44 |
Hey, it's a robbery! |
00:27:47 |
Where are you going, hey... |
00:27:50 |
The guy is over there! Hey... |
00:27:52 |
I am not after him |
00:27:55 |
Crazy! |
00:27:57 |
You are doing it for Flora, what's in it for me? |
00:28:01 |
Tell me! |
00:28:08 |
Look at my cousin |
00:28:09 |
He's so excited |
00:28:13 |
Obviously, our action last night failed |
00:28:18 |
Red packet? |
00:28:24 |
You guys have passed 2 rounds out of 3 |
00:28:26 |
Here comes the third round |
00:28:29 |
First question |
00:28:30 |
The groom has to answer |
00:28:32 |
Whom does Jenny love the most? |
00:28:36 |
What a stupid question |
00:28:39 |
Jenny loves Kelvin the most! |
00:28:52 |
Second question... |
00:28:53 |
What did Kelvin do for Jenny last Wednesday? |
00:28:59 |
This has to be answered by the groomsmen |
00:29:03 |
Deleted 50 girls'phone numbers |
00:29:05 |
Are you sure you have that many numbers? |
00:29:09 |
Don't know the answer? |
00:29:11 |
5, 4, 3, 2, 1 |
00:29:15 |
He got circumcised |
00:29:19 |
And got inflamed too |
00:29:21 |
You can't take a joke? |
00:29:23 |
Yes, I can't! What do you want? Bitch! |
00:29:26 |
Do you know that you are so nosy? |
00:29:28 |
If you didn't tell Jenny to force me |
00:29:30 |
I don't need to get married |
00:29:32 |
He said he doesn't want to marry you |
00:29:36 |
What are you saying? |
00:29:40 |
When did I force you to marry me? |
00:29:42 |
You don't have to if you don't want to |
00:29:44 |
Jenny, I really don't want to get married |
00:29:51 |
Okay, you said that |
00:29:53 |
We're through then! |
00:29:55 |
What the hell... |
00:29:56 |
Circumcision is not a big deal |
00:29:59 |
You think they'll call off the wedding? |
00:30:01 |
Don't worry about that |
00:30:03 |
As long as Flora will come back with the camera |
00:30:08 |
What the... |
00:30:14 |
Why didn't you call me? Huh? |
00:30:18 |
I... |
00:30:20 |
What? |
00:30:20 |
I'm scared |
00:30:21 |
Scared of what? |
00:30:24 |
- That you're still mad |
00:30:30 |
Should have called me anyway |
00:30:32 |
Give this back to you, I'm leaving |
00:30:34 |
I'm really leaving |
00:30:36 |
I'm leaving fast... |
00:30:37 |
Don't go... |
00:30:40 |
- Why not? |
00:30:43 |
Don't go |
00:30:45 |
What do you mean by that? |
00:30:46 |
Want to apologize? |
00:30:47 |
Yes |
00:30:48 |
Go ahead |
00:30:49 |
You should look at the camera |
00:30:50 |
I'm sorry |
00:30:51 |
Again |
00:30:53 |
I'm sorry |
00:30:55 |
- So you'll do as I say from now |
00:30:57 |
- I will tell you the terms |
00:31:01 |
It's very simple |
00:31:03 |
Film it |
00:31:04 |
First, never hang up on me |
00:31:07 |
- And you must always say "I love you" |
00:31:10 |
If I say I'm fat, you have to say... |
00:31:11 |
Not fat, you are perfect |
00:31:13 |
And, from now on... |
00:31:14 |
You can only love me for the rest of your life |
00:31:18 |
Yes |
00:31:19 |
Is it too much? |
00:31:20 |
No |
00:31:21 |
Last one |
00:31:22 |
If I ask you... |
00:31:24 |
Baby, how do I look different today? |
00:31:26 |
You'll have to figure it out |
00:31:28 |
Easy? |
00:31:29 |
Very easy |
00:31:30 |
So, how do I look different today? |
00:31:35 |
Got to go back to the wedding... |
00:31:36 |
Don't mess around |
00:31:37 |
Look at me... |
00:31:39 |
How do I look different today? |
00:31:40 |
Sunny, why didn't you remind me? |
00:31:42 |
It's almost time |
00:31:43 |
Yes, gotta go now |
00:31:44 |
Let's go |
00:31:45 |
Bite your ear |
00:31:52 |
I know... |
00:31:53 |
Your teeth are whitened |
00:31:55 |
Let you off |
00:32:11 |
I bathed already |
00:32:14 |
Smells good? |
00:32:15 |
What do you think |
00:32:19 |
Let me take a sniff |
00:32:23 |
Smells good |
00:32:35 |
My neck... |
00:32:59 |
Whoa! |
00:33:01 |
You are recording? |
00:33:04 |
Thought you're into this stuff |
00:33:13 |
I feel weird |
00:33:15 |
It's like someone is watching us |
00:33:18 |
It is |
00:33:21 |
Okay. Let's shut it off |
00:33:26 |
This clip is called, "lllusory Mate" |
00:33:28 |
It's the story of my girlfriend and I |
00:33:32 |
This is my girlfriend |
00:33:33 |
We have been together... |
00:33:48 |
We used to hang out in To Kwa Wan |
00:33:50 |
I grew up there |
00:33:52 |
I lived there for over twenty years |
00:33:54 |
My girlfriend lives there too |
00:33:56 |
So... |
00:33:57 |
Can I help you, sir? |
00:33:59 |
I'm here to return the camera |
00:34:01 |
This way please |
00:34:02 |
This is my house |
00:34:04 |
And... |
00:34:06 |
Joe Chan |
00:34:07 |
Where's the disc? |
00:34:11 |
I didn't film anything |
00:34:19 |
How can you have missed a cool guy like me? |
00:34:21 |
Why should we meet at the footbridge? |
00:34:27 |
This is for you |
00:34:30 |
Vacation package for two at the Venetian? |
00:34:32 |
It's a lucky draw prize |
00:34:33 |
You know I don't have a girlfriend |
00:34:36 |
So I'll give it to my bro, and... |
00:34:39 |
Have an advanced honeymoon with Flora |
00:34:40 |
Make it look good |
00:34:41 |
No... |
00:34:42 |
Last time it was in the washroom... |
00:34:44 |
But this time, it's in a nice hotel suite... |
00:34:46 |
Amazing! |
00:34:47 |
I have an appointment, see ya |
00:35:11 |
You interview me first, then my turn |
00:35:18 |
Miss... |
00:35:19 |
How do you feel about your first trip... |
00:35:22 |
- with your boyfriend? |
00:35:23 |
I'd like pork chop bun, Portuguese tart... |
00:35:27 |
Your turn |
00:35:28 |
Sir, I'd like to ask, who is the one... |
00:35:32 |
Talking just now? |
00:35:34 |
My girlfriend |
00:35:35 |
How happy are you now? |
00:35:40 |
What's wrong, baby? |
00:35:46 |
Are you seasick? |
00:35:48 |
You can't take the ferry? |
00:35:49 |
I will get you some tissues |
00:35:52 |
Baby |
00:35:54 |
When did you eat oatmeal? |
00:36:03 |
Stop it... |
00:36:04 |
Okay... |
00:36:15 |
33063 |
00:36:17 |
Your lifetime serial number |
00:36:23 |
What a big suite! |
00:36:25 |
What a big bed! |
00:36:32 |
- I'm scared that I'll be seasick |
00:37:02 |
Someone fell into the water! |
00:37:07 |
So dangerous? |
00:37:10 |
Let's go... |
00:37:13 |
Do we have money left for a good meal? |
00:37:15 |
If we don't, we can go to the casino |
00:37:18 |
No way! |
00:38:19 |
I had a great time today |
00:38:22 |
Thanks |
00:38:50 |
I love you |
00:38:52 |
I love you too |
00:39:18 |
It's now almost nine o'clock |
00:39:20 |
I've been nice to him, didn't wake him up early |
00:39:22 |
I got up at seven myself, put on make-up... |
00:39:26 |
And now, it's about time to wake him up |
00:39:30 |
Doo doo... |
00:39:35 |
Time to get up... |
00:39:38 |
Let me sleep for a bit more, okay? |
00:39:50 |
Ice attack! |
00:39:54 |
Can't you leave me alone? |
00:40:02 |
Why are you yelling at me? |
00:40:06 |
It's nine already, I woke up at seven |
00:40:10 |
You shouldn't yell at me! |
00:40:24 |
I am not going |
00:40:27 |
Sorry, I am going to sleep |
00:40:31 |
Huh? |
00:40:34 |
Not going |
00:40:37 |
I shouldn't get up early |
00:40:43 |
Okay... l'll get up |
00:40:48 |
Come here |
00:40:49 |
I am not crying anymore, don't be scared |
00:40:53 |
What? |
00:40:59 |
- What? |
00:41:01 |
Look at me... |
00:41:06 |
How do I look different today? |
00:41:11 |
Much prettier |
00:41:13 |
Go wash up |
00:41:16 |
Yeah! |
00:41:22 |
Hey... here we are |
00:41:25 |
Where? |
00:41:26 |
Huh? |
00:41:27 |
Huh? |
00:41:28 |
I think it's over there. |
00:41:32 |
This one? |
00:41:33 |
Yes |
00:41:35 |
The weather is so good today |
00:41:37 |
- Is this mimosa? |
00:41:39 |
How do you know? |
00:41:40 |
Rock, paper, scissors... |
00:41:43 |
Big spider |
00:41:45 |
Don't be scared, I am here |
00:41:46 |
Look, I'm so cool, no need to be scared |
00:41:48 |
How are they related? |
00:41:51 |
Here we are |
00:41:52 |
Black Sand Beach... |
00:41:53 |
Here we are |
00:41:56 |
I can't reach that high |
00:42:05 |
How come the sand is not black? |
00:42:10 |
Oh, we are now here, look... |
00:42:13 |
But it's actually at the back of that mountain |
00:42:15 |
Huh? |
00:42:16 |
Just behind that mountain |
00:42:17 |
But you said... |
00:42:18 |
I thought they're together |
00:42:20 |
Don't worry, we have a map |
00:42:23 |
Let's ask somebody |
00:42:24 |
No need, we have our own map |
00:42:30 |
Hey... What are you doing? |
00:42:32 |
I need to get through |
00:42:33 |
This is closed, you have to go that way |
00:42:36 |
Excuse me, is Black Sand Beach over there? |
00:42:38 |
There? Dunno |
00:42:45 |
Wait for me |
00:42:47 |
So many mosquitoes... |
00:42:52 |
It's such a long flight of stairs |
00:42:56 |
When are we gonna get there, huh? |
00:43:01 |
Slow down, wait for me |
00:43:05 |
I am starving |
00:43:06 |
Let's go eat |
00:43:08 |
There's an Indian restaurant around here |
00:43:11 |
Let's get a taxi |
00:43:13 |
I don't like Indian food, it's too spicy |
00:43:16 |
Not all Indian food is spicy |
00:43:19 |
Whatever, let's get a taxi first |
00:43:22 |
There's no taxi now, just keep walking |
00:43:27 |
It's really hot |
00:43:28 |
Let's go |
00:43:30 |
You'll be hotter if you stand still |
00:43:31 |
Where's that Indian restaurant? |
00:43:33 |
It's nearby |
00:43:36 |
- Nearby? |
00:43:42 |
I am sitting down! |
00:43:46 |
Get up |
00:43:47 |
You kept saying that |
00:43:50 |
Look, it's okay if you don't know the way |
00:43:54 |
We can ask someone, but you are so egoistic |
00:43:56 |
I was here before |
00:43:58 |
Can't you just enjoy our walk together? |
00:44:00 |
I did enjoy it! |
00:44:01 |
I even enjoyed the whole first hour, right? |
00:44:05 |
We were holding hands like this |
00:44:07 |
But we have walked for over 2 hours now |
00:44:12 |
Even if we don't go to Black Sand Beach... |
00:44:13 |
You are too stubborn |
00:44:18 |
You don't want to take a taxi |
00:44:19 |
We can just sit and chat, it's okay |
00:44:22 |
It's okay for me too |
00:44:23 |
You are the one who wants to go |
00:44:27 |
You woke me up early |
00:44:31 |
Is it right ahead? |
00:44:33 |
If it's 2 minutes away, |
00:44:35 |
we should be able to see it |
00:44:36 |
But I can't see anything |
00:44:41 |
Didn't you say you're tired, |
00:44:44 |
Are you being sarcastic? |
00:44:45 |
No, I'm worried about you |
00:44:47 |
The fortuneteller was right |
00:44:49 |
You won't listen to others |
00:44:51 |
When will you change... |
00:44:52 |
How can I listen if you were wrong |
00:44:55 |
What did I do wrong? |
00:44:56 |
You didn't, but not exactly right |
00:44:58 |
We should be fair to each other |
00:45:01 |
You are not making any sense |
00:45:04 |
Hey, there's a taxi |
00:45:04 |
I'm being considerate... |
00:45:06 |
You walked with me for 2 hours |
00:45:09 |
Now I am going back to sleep with you |
00:45:11 |
Why don't you trust me? |
00:45:15 |
Driver, how far away is Black Sand Beach? |
00:45:18 |
Quite far if you walk |
00:45:24 |
Come on, hop in |
00:45:26 |
You go ahead |
00:45:35 |
I told you it's right ahead, |
00:45:38 |
It's right ahead, can you see that now? |
00:45:42 |
It's contact lens, |
00:45:43 |
I am wearing a purple pair today |
00:45:49 |
It's okay, I don't need a taxi, thanks |
00:46:23 |
Hello? |
00:46:24 |
Flora? It's Mrs. Lam |
00:46:27 |
Sorry to wake you up during your annual leave |
00:46:29 |
It's okay, go ahead |
00:46:33 |
Well, we just got a big project |
00:46:35 |
We are short on staff |
00:46:57 |
Baby |
00:47:06 |
Baby |
00:47:10 |
Baby... |
00:47:12 |
Where are you? |
00:47:14 |
I am starving, buy me something to eat |
00:47:30 |
Flora, it's five already, why aren't you home? |
00:47:34 |
Where are you? Come back as soon as possible |
00:47:37 |
Call me, bye |
00:48:07 |
(Lunch with me?) |
00:48:28 |
It's up, up here... |
00:48:39 |
I made reservation |
00:49:12 |
Thanks |
00:49:36 |
Air-con is on you, it's cold |
00:49:37 |
- You sit here |
00:49:40 |
- You sit here |
00:00:07 |
Our CEO is on his way, he'd love to see you |
00:00:09 |
Thanks |
00:00:10 |
You're welcome |
00:00:13 |
As our exhibition schedule is really tight |
00:00:15 |
Can we confirm your design soon? |
00:00:18 |
No problem |
00:00:20 |
But I can only work with the exact kind of paint |
00:00:23 |
Of course, no problem |
00:00:26 |
Flora, come here |
00:00:28 |
Flora will be your personal assistant |
00:00:32 |
Flora will always be on call |
00:00:35 |
Any problem? |
00:00:38 |
Yes |
00:00:40 |
Please come over here |
00:00:48 |
Mr. Lies |
00:00:50 |
May I help you? |
00:00:51 |
No... You paint... I move |
00:00:53 |
- Are you sure? |
00:01:17 |
Isn't it cute? |
00:01:19 |
A steamed dumpling |
00:01:23 |
You're kidding me? |
00:01:26 |
Didn't we have that for lunch |
00:01:28 |
Yes |
00:01:29 |
Yes, it's so yummy |
00:01:31 |
And cute |
00:01:32 |
You can speak... you know Chinese? |
00:01:35 |
A little bit |
00:01:37 |
You understand my Chinese all along? |
00:01:39 |
No problem |
00:01:43 |
You really gonna draw a steamed dumpling... |
00:01:45 |
on this painting? |
00:01:50 |
You think I shouldn't? |
00:01:53 |
You're sure? |
00:01:55 |
If it's not appropriate, I can... |
00:01:57 |
No... I think... |
00:02:00 |
That's your choice |
00:02:01 |
Wait, excuse me, I have a call |
00:02:05 |
Mum? |
00:02:08 |
What the hell! |
00:02:11 |
You should keep an eye on him |
00:02:15 |
I will be back as soon as possible |
00:02:19 |
Mr. Lies |
00:02:20 |
- Yes? |
00:02:22 |
There's a family emergency, |
00:02:24 |
I will come back as soon as possible |
00:02:25 |
Oh! It's Ok |
00:02:27 |
I want to go out for |
00:02:30 |
Take your time! |
00:02:32 |
Ok. Thank you |
00:02:45 |
Hello? |
00:02:45 |
What's up? |
00:02:47 |
Where are you? |
00:02:48 |
I am busy |
00:02:51 |
Busy doing what? |
00:02:52 |
Busy doing very busy things |
00:02:56 |
Alright |
00:03:01 |
Hanging up on me? |
00:03:12 |
Are you in a hurry? Hop in |
00:03:16 |
Thanks |
00:04:05 |
Thanks, sis |
00:04:08 |
I will pay you back the bail money later |
00:04:11 |
If Dad was willing to come, |
00:04:15 |
Okay, I am leaving |
00:04:16 |
You stand there! |
00:04:17 |
Bye |
00:04:19 |
Hey! |
00:04:26 |
I'll drive you home |
00:04:31 |
Thanks |
00:04:39 |
Oh My God! |
00:04:42 |
What happened? |
00:04:46 |
Oh my baby, let me take a photo |
00:04:51 |
Beautiful! |
00:04:54 |
Your tires are missing |
00:04:56 |
I know, it's incredible |
00:05:03 |
Yo, need a tow-truck? |
00:05:07 |
Life is like a drama... |
00:05:13 |
You offer towing service? |
00:05:14 |
Yes |
00:05:15 |
- Towing? |
00:05:17 |
- How much? |
00:05:18 |
Deal! |
00:05:30 |
I never left Tin Shui Wai until I was 10 |
00:05:35 |
I was also a salesgirl back then |
00:05:39 |
Being a salesgirl in Tin Shui Wai... |
00:05:42 |
I can only earn $4,000 a month |
00:05:44 |
That's really pathetic |
00:05:48 |
So, for breakfast, lunch, dinner... |
00:05:53 |
I'd always had bread or cup noodles... |
00:05:56 |
or canned food |
00:05:58 |
After I got some savings, I went to night-school |
00:06:04 |
So, now that I can... |
00:06:07 |
be a salesgirl in Central |
00:06:10 |
I'm already very content |
00:06:16 |
Have you heard of a Xieng Khuang? |
00:06:19 |
What? |
00:06:22 |
It's the poorest place in Laos |
00:06:26 |
I was born there |
00:06:28 |
There are bombs everywhere |
00:06:31 |
The Americans left those during war time |
00:06:34 |
I often see people blasted |
00:06:37 |
When I was 14... |
00:06:39 |
I got my back pack and ran away |
00:06:42 |
I had been wandering for 3 days and 3 nights... |
00:06:46 |
I was so scared at that time |
00:06:51 |
Then I started to paint |
00:06:53 |
I painted on trees, on stones, everywhere... |
00:06:57 |
I kept drawing like crazy |
00:07:00 |
Then I found myself painting in Japan... |
00:07:03 |
in New York and London... |
00:07:05 |
My next stop is Barcelona |
00:07:10 |
It's a big world |
00:07:14 |
Central... |
00:07:16 |
It's just your first step |
00:07:20 |
I know the world is big |
00:07:24 |
But we are different, |
00:07:28 |
If you want, you can |
00:07:32 |
If I want, I can |
00:07:36 |
To make it simple... |
00:07:40 |
If you keep thinking of 10 dumplings |
00:07:42 |
You will have the chance to eat 10, right? |
00:07:46 |
But if you just keep thinking of only 1 dumpling |
00:07:49 |
you will only have one |
00:07:53 |
You'd still be hungry |
00:07:56 |
I understand |
00:08:00 |
But why dumplings again? |
00:08:02 |
Miss, I have been starving for quite a while |
00:08:08 |
I am sorry |
00:08:10 |
No need to be sorry, let's go now, okay? |
00:08:12 |
Hey, what are you doing? |
00:08:16 |
I gave the driver a thousand dollars |
00:08:18 |
Why not ask him to take us there |
00:08:22 |
Driver, I'd like to have steamed dumplings |
00:08:25 |
Let me help you. Driver... |
00:08:46 |
Didn't you say you were busy working today? |
00:08:49 |
Yes, I was busy |
00:08:51 |
But still, I would find time to call you |
00:08:56 |
I did text you, telling you that I was busy |
00:08:59 |
7 letters, how nice of you |
00:09:01 |
You must be really bus |
00:09:11 |
How do you shower? |
00:09:13 |
Can you show me? |
00:09:14 |
Using water |
00:09:15 |
Why is the floor always wet after you shower? |
00:09:19 |
And the towels? |
00:09:22 |
Always lying on the floor |
00:09:25 |
Why didn't you clean it up? |
00:09:29 |
When are you gonna change? |
00:09:31 |
Soon |
00:09:47 |
Without the exact type of paint, I can't do it |
00:09:49 |
I told you that long time ago, |
00:09:54 |
If you guys don't care... |
00:09:58 |
please find someone else to do it... I'm leaving! |
00:10:05 |
Look, now what? |
00:10:06 |
I told you before, he has to use German paint |
00:10:08 |
You guys can't even do this small thing |
00:10:10 |
Lies! |
00:10:13 |
Lies, don't go, sorry... |
00:10:17 |
They gave you wrong paint? |
00:10:18 |
Not because of that |
00:10:20 |
Listen to me then... |
00:10:26 |
My company needs this project |
00:10:28 |
And they need you |
00:10:31 |
Please don't leave |
00:10:33 |
They don't respect me |
00:10:34 |
I respect you |
00:10:36 |
I have been working with you |
00:10:38 |
I want to see you finish that painting |
00:10:40 |
No one can draw like you |
00:10:43 |
You can trust me |
00:10:46 |
I am your assistant, so, not the brush |
00:10:50 |
If it's not spray paint... |
00:10:51 |
wait, they said... |
00:10:53 |
if it's not spray paint... |
00:10:56 |
- Then would it be your... |
00:10:58 |
Ok... |
00:10:59 |
I am not leaving, ok, I am not leaving |
00:11:06 |
Are you serious? |
00:11:10 |
I am not leaving, ok? |
00:11:15 |
Sorry |
00:11:16 |
Thank you... |
00:11:19 |
I thank you for my company |
00:11:22 |
Alright, we shouldn't waste any time |
00:11:24 |
I'll tell them you are not leaving |
00:11:26 |
I will call you soon, just tell me what you need |
00:11:29 |
Bye |
00:12:06 |
Let me help you |
00:12:08 |
Thanks |
00:12:09 |
You are so efficient |
00:12:13 |
Why do you bring them yourself? |
00:12:14 |
I am your assistant |
00:12:17 |
But these are really hard to find |
00:12:20 |
I ran all over town to get them |
00:12:24 |
Good |
00:12:26 |
Good |
00:12:28 |
Next time, you have to be my assistant again |
00:12:32 |
Let's talk about this later |
00:12:36 |
Have a drink |
00:12:40 |
Thanks |
00:12:45 |
Cheers |
00:12:57 |
This morning, when you were mad... |
00:12:59 |
I was so worried that you would quit |
00:13:02 |
You scared the shit out of me |
00:13:05 |
Don't worry, I wouldn't ruin my reputation |
00:13:07 |
I was just trying to scare them |
00:13:13 |
Was it because you'd miss me? |
00:13:24 |
Those paint you asked for... |
00:13:27 |
I think it should be the right color |
00:13:30 |
But you better check |
00:13:31 |
It's all from your list... |
00:13:39 |
Aren't you gonna take a look? |
00:13:54 |
Sit down |
00:13:56 |
Ok! |
00:14:05 |
What? |
00:14:08 |
I am trying to develop a feeling for this painting |
00:14:12 |
Should I leave you with it? |
00:14:14 |
No |
00:14:20 |
You really believed that? |
00:14:23 |
It's so easy to trick you |
00:14:27 |
No, coz'I trust you |
00:14:31 |
You are... the artist |
00:14:37 |
How could there be so many artists? |
00:14:39 |
Don't stereotype me though |
00:14:45 |
When will you go to Barcelona? |
00:14:49 |
Around end of this month |
00:14:52 |
After this exhibition |
00:14:55 |
I still have 2 weeks to stroll around |
00:14:59 |
I can show you around |
00:15:03 |
I am familiar with Hong Kong |
00:15:07 |
How about we go to Barcelona together? |
00:15:09 |
You can be my assistant |
00:15:15 |
We can go earlier... |
00:15:17 |
Then start working at the end of the month |
00:15:23 |
What's with you? |
00:15:24 |
Barcelona is a place worth going |
00:15:28 |
Have you heard of "Sagrada Familia"? |
00:15:32 |
Gaudi has his last piece of work there |
00:15:37 |
I have no idea... |
00:15:41 |
What you are talking about |
00:15:44 |
You go with me then |
00:15:56 |
Sorry... |
00:15:58 |
It's late... |
00:16:04 |
The paint should be what you want |
00:16:07 |
If not, just call me |
00:16:09 |
Bye |
00:16:21 |
Flora, you are back? |
00:16:25 |
Are you tired? |
00:16:27 |
I bought you night snacks |
00:16:28 |
Come here... |
00:16:30 |
Hurry... |
00:16:33 |
Do you know what I got you? |
00:16:37 |
Don't know |
00:16:38 |
Steamed dumplings |
00:16:40 |
Have a seat |
00:16:42 |
Just sit down... |
00:16:46 |
I stood in a long queue... |
00:16:48 |
To buy the steamed dumplings |
00:16:55 |
You'd like a fork or chopsticks? |
00:16:58 |
Alright |
00:17:02 |
I have something to tell you |
00:17:03 |
You can eat while you listen |
00:17:06 |
No need to look at me, just listen |
00:17:11 |
You know I have a part-time job at a restaurant... |
00:17:14 |
Cleaning the teppan |
00:17:16 |
My boss came to me and said... |
00:17:18 |
You keep eating... |
00:17:22 |
Watch out... it's hot |
00:17:24 |
He said someone threw up in the washroom |
00:17:27 |
And forced me to clean the toilet bowl |
00:17:30 |
I said, no. He then threatened me that... |
00:17:33 |
He would fire me |
00:17:34 |
I said, fuck you. Then I walked away |
00:17:38 |
But not for long, he called me. Hey... |
00:17:41 |
Yummy? |
00:17:43 |
He said... |
00:17:44 |
Please come back and help us out |
00:17:46 |
Then I said, go to hell |
00:17:48 |
Was I cool? |
00:17:54 |
I think... |
00:17:55 |
The steamed dumplings are good |
00:18:00 |
Are you still mad at me? |
00:18:04 |
No |
00:18:09 |
I'm gonna take a shower first |
00:18:11 |
Just take your time |
00:18:13 |
Tell me if you need anything |
00:18:51 |
Hello? |
00:18:52 |
Lies |
00:18:55 |
Yeah |
00:19:03 |
I'm calling to tell you that... |
00:19:06 |
I already have a boyfriend |
00:19:11 |
I am out of blue paint |
00:20:24 |
(Unknown) |
00:20:43 |
Hello? |
00:20:45 |
Hello? |
00:21:15 |
Flora |
00:21:20 |
What's up? Are you sick? |
00:21:26 |
Let's go upstairs |
00:21:28 |
Let's go |
00:21:30 |
Come on |
00:21:38 |
Feeling upset? |
00:21:41 |
Tired from work? |
00:21:46 |
Just quit if you are not happy |
00:21:51 |
It's... |
00:21:52 |
It's not as simple as you think |
00:21:56 |
I can quit my job... |
00:21:58 |
and hang out with you everyday |
00:22:03 |
But who is going to take care of my parents... |
00:22:07 |
And my brother, |
00:22:08 |
I keep having to bail him out... |
00:22:10 |
Don't you know that? |
00:22:17 |
And you are telling me to quit my job |
00:22:28 |
Have you ever thought of |
00:22:31 |
Yes, I have plans |
00:22:34 |
What plans? |
00:22:36 |
Starting my own business |
00:22:39 |
What kind of business? |
00:22:41 |
I don't know yet |
00:22:45 |
But last time you said you wanted to go to Tokyo |
00:22:48 |
I am saving up now |
00:22:49 |
Too bad it's hard to find part-time job now... |
00:22:52 |
I'm... |
00:22:57 |
I'm not going to Tokyo |
00:22:58 |
Huh? |
00:23:01 |
I will go to Barcelona next month |
00:23:06 |
Barcelona? |
00:23:28 |
Ok! Barcelona |
00:23:30 |
I will look for more jobs |
00:23:48 |
Can you promise me... |
00:23:51 |
Huh |
00:23:52 |
Stop doing part-time jobs? |
00:23:55 |
Huh |
00:23:58 |
No more part-time jobs... |
00:24:01 |
Try to find a real job, ok? |
00:24:07 |
Ok, I will |
00:24:34 |
5, 4, 3, 2... Action |
00:24:36 |
Flora, I have decided to go to Barcelona with you |
00:24:42 |
How's that? |
00:24:43 |
Are you serious? |
00:24:46 |
The girls there are very "dry" |
00:24:48 |
What girls? I already have Flora |
00:24:51 |
And... listen to this |
00:24:54 |
I know why I had no success in Hong Kong |
00:24:58 |
Cos' there's no room for me |
00:24:59 |
So I have to get out of Hong Kong, |
00:25:02 |
And go to Barcelona with Flora |
00:25:05 |
You've never seen me so ambitious, right? |
00:25:10 |
You too |
00:25:12 |
You want to be a director... |
00:25:13 |
You have to work hard |
00:25:15 |
Also, sometimes you have to sacrifice... |
00:25:17 |
So as to fulfill your dream... |
00:25:20 |
Your dream |
00:25:23 |
Take this to the pawnbroker for me |
00:25:25 |
It's your "second love", are you sure? |
00:25:28 |
I've got my 'first love' |
00:25:30 |
There is something I want to say |
00:25:32 |
I... |
00:25:35 |
I actually... |
00:25:38 |
What is this? |
00:25:39 |
Well... |
00:25:40 |
I'll miss you |
00:25:42 |
Me too... |
00:25:45 |
Come on, stop that |
00:25:47 |
Take this to the pawnbroker |
00:25:49 |
Barcelona |
00:25:51 |
Hey |
00:25:52 |
What? |
00:25:53 |
I will miss you |
00:25:54 |
Me too |
00:25:55 |
To fulfil our dreams, we must sacrifice |
00:25:58 |
Dream! |
00:26:00 |
Barcelona |
00:26:03 |
Listen up |
00:26:04 |
We don't have everything at home, right? |
00:26:06 |
But what have we got the most? |
00:26:07 |
We got many bank notes |
00:26:09 |
Stick the bank notes to this side, very simple |
00:26:13 |
Turn it over, so simple |
00:26:15 |
Put more notes into this side, turn it over... |
00:26:41 |
I'm sure Barcelona will win this time |
00:26:44 |
Old man, you like Barcelona too? |
00:26:46 |
Of course |
00:26:46 |
I will go to Barcelona very soon |
00:26:48 |
I'll take my girlfriend to watch the soccer match |
00:26:51 |
Joe, it's time to work |
00:26:52 |
I gotta work, bye |
00:26:56 |
I'm back |
00:27:02 |
Hey |
00:27:15 |
Hey, your phone |
00:27:22 |
Your phone |
00:27:25 |
Hey |
00:27:28 |
(Barcelona) |
00:27:35 |
Hello? Flora? |
00:27:39 |
She's busy now, who is it? |
00:27:42 |
I am Lies |
00:27:44 |
Please tell her to call me back |
00:27:46 |
Ok |
00:28:03 |
Wow, you are so dressed up |
00:28:06 |
Where are you going? |
00:28:08 |
Going to work |
00:28:11 |
You need to dress up like this for work? |
00:28:14 |
I have a party to go to |
00:28:16 |
You didn't mention that |
00:28:24 |
"Barcelona" called you just now |
00:28:42 |
You were checking on my phone? |
00:28:45 |
I just answered the call for you |
00:28:48 |
Why did you do that? |
00:28:51 |
I just answered the call for you |
00:28:55 |
What's the big deal? |
00:28:56 |
I'm not making it a big deal |
00:29:01 |
You shouldn't be checking on my phone |
00:29:19 |
Welcome |
00:29:21 |
You are so beautiful tonight, Flora |
00:29:22 |
The exhibition has already started |
00:29:24 |
Started already? |
00:29:27 |
See you in a bit |
00:29:29 |
Hello |
00:29:32 |
Ladies and gentlemen, the graffitti Artist LIES! |
00:29:44 |
Cheers! |
00:29:45 |
Cheers! |
00:29:48 |
Lies, may I have a photo? |
00:29:56 |
Thank you |
00:30:03 |
Great work, congradulations |
00:30:07 |
Thank you |
00:30:08 |
What is your vision for the painting |
00:30:10 |
It looks even better after drinking |
00:30:13 |
Thank you very much |
00:30:14 |
Can you help me entertain them |
00:30:16 |
- Huh? |
00:30:18 |
Wait, what should I say? |
00:30:22 |
- Just make something up |
00:30:24 |
- That's what I did |
00:30:26 |
My assistant will explain more |
00:30:30 |
Excuse me |
00:30:34 |
Hello. I am Flora |
00:30:36 |
Hi Flora |
00:30:37 |
I introduce the painting |
00:30:39 |
Because I understand it very well. Ok? |
00:30:44 |
The painting is deep, because it has heart |
00:30:50 |
And actually you see three heads |
00:30:53 |
But no, one head |
00:30:55 |
Why? |
00:30:57 |
Because girl has very... |
00:31:02 |
Complicated, so become three heads |
00:31:06 |
But actually you look with heart... |
00:31:08 |
only one head |
00:31:11 |
Yeah! |
00:31:15 |
Hey, hey... |
00:31:23 |
Cheers! |
00:31:24 |
Cheers! |
00:31:27 |
Congratulations |
00:31:29 |
Thanks |
00:31:32 |
What? |
00:31:33 |
We will be going to Barcelona in a couple days |
00:31:37 |
Didn't you say we'd go end of this month? |
00:31:40 |
The schedule has been changed |
00:31:42 |
We have to go there earlier |
00:31:46 |
But I am not ready yet |
00:31:49 |
Why not? |
00:31:54 |
I bought your ticket already |
00:31:57 |
No need to worry about anything |
00:32:00 |
When did you get this? |
00:32:01 |
This morning |
00:32:03 |
- This morning... |
00:32:07 |
I still haven't told my family |
00:32:10 |
I can tell them for you |
00:32:16 |
Lies... |
00:32:19 |
I haven't told my boyfriend yet |
00:32:28 |
Ok, I will go there first and wait for you |
00:32:35 |
Ok |
00:32:40 |
See you at Sagrada Familia |
00:32:42 |
Ok |
00:32:43 |
Ok |
00:32:45 |
Don't worry |
00:33:44 |
You came just to look for me? |
00:33:47 |
Why didn't you take my call? |
00:33:51 |
I was busy just now, I couldn't take your call |
00:33:54 |
Who's that guy? |
00:33:59 |
Who? |
00:34:02 |
The one you were flirting with just now |
00:34:08 |
Don't lie to me |
00:34:11 |
He's just a colleague |
00:34:14 |
Don't get the wrong idea |
00:34:15 |
So intimate with a colleague? |
00:34:18 |
Are you going to Barcelona with him? |
00:34:26 |
Did you sleep with him? |
00:34:32 |
Don't lie to me, ok? |
00:34:36 |
Do you know what you're talking about? |
00:34:37 |
Flora, what's going on? |
00:34:38 |
You shut up! I am talking to my girlfriend |
00:34:41 |
Did you sleep with him? |
00:34:42 |
Did you sleep with him? |
00:34:44 |
Flora, are you ok? |
00:34:45 |
I am ok. I am ok... |
00:34:53 |
Joe! |
00:34:55 |
Stop it |
00:35:02 |
Joe... |
00:35:04 |
Joe, are you alright? |
00:35:05 |
Go away... |
00:35:06 |
Are you okay? |
00:35:07 |
Fuck you! |
00:35:09 |
Joe... |
00:35:13 |
Joe... |
00:35:44 |
You feel better now? |
00:35:48 |
I am still here |
00:36:19 |
Sorry |
00:36:24 |
You have nothing to say to me except sorry? |
00:36:37 |
You are like a stranger to me now |
00:36:57 |
What did I do wrong? |
00:37:08 |
What did he do right? |
00:37:25 |
He's got nothing to do with this |
00:37:28 |
His... entering at this time... |
00:37:31 |
Has nothing to do with our relationship |
00:37:33 |
It's really our problem |
00:37:36 |
Nothing to do with him? |
00:37:38 |
How can it be just our problem? |
00:37:40 |
If it's not for him, I wouldn't be here |
00:37:42 |
I have been trying very hard... |
00:37:45 |
You said I've got no career... |
00:37:47 |
I found many many jobs, |
00:37:48 |
why must you do this to me? |
00:37:51 |
Why do you have to leave me? |
00:38:08 |
Sorry |
00:38:16 |
I think we should take a break |
00:38:20 |
Sorry |
00:39:12 |
(Babe, I've been thinking of you all day. |
00:39:15 |
(Miss you soooooo much... ) |
00:39:50 |
Hey... |
00:39:51 |
Have a bite of chocolate to get energized |
00:39:56 |
- Hey! |
00:39:58 |
3! |
00:40:01 |
Where's the rope? |
00:40:02 |
Didn't move at all, once again |
00:40:04 |
1, 2... |
00:40:06 |
3! |
00:40:08 |
Where's the rope? |
00:40:09 |
You go to the front |
00:40:13 |
1, 2, 3, jump. That means jump on 4 |
00:40:17 |
You don't need to jump before that |
00:40:19 |
3 and jump 4 |
00:40:22 |
Are you ok? |
00:40:27 |
He is always filming me, |
00:40:33 |
Wow! Hey... |
00:40:34 |
- Look what you did, it's all over my hand |
00:40:37 |
The way he pee is so weird |
00:40:42 |
Super weird |
00:40:44 |
Stop filming |
00:40:46 |
Why it took so long? Hey... |
00:40:49 |
Hey... |
00:40:52 |
You did't wash your hands! |
00:40:55 |
I've told you so many times to wash your hands |
00:40:58 |
Be good |
00:41:27 |
(I'll be going to Barcelona on a 10pm flight. |
00:41:58 |
Taxi! |
00:42:52 |
Flora! |
00:42:53 |
Flora! |
00:43:07 |
I came to say goodbye |
00:43:10 |
It's broken |
00:43:16 |
So I guess you've decided to go to Barcelona? |
00:43:25 |
When you're there... |
00:43:28 |
Don't take too many sleeping pills |
00:43:32 |
It's bad for your health |
00:43:36 |
Make sure you charge up your phone |
00:43:38 |
I get very worried everytime |
00:43:42 |
I know |
00:43:51 |
I almost broke the camera just now |
00:44:01 |
This camera belongs to us |
00:44:05 |
Keep it for me |
00:44:11 |
Thanks |
00:44:17 |
Are you angry with me? |
00:44:20 |
No |
00:44:22 |
I know it's my fault, I'm sorry |
00:44:25 |
It's ok |
00:44:26 |
Sorry! |
00:44:32 |
I don't want you to leave |
00:44:36 |
Sorry... |
00:44:41 |
Do you know... |
00:44:43 |
How am I different today? |
00:44:48 |
What? |
00:44:50 |
How am I different today? |
00:44:58 |
Dunno, what is it? |
00:45:02 |
Nothing is different. |
00:45:31 |
Keep the diary for us |
00:45:36 |
Thanks for coming |
00:45:39 |
Take care |
00:45:41 |
Ok |
00:45:42 |
I'm going to board, ok? |
00:45:47 |
Take care of yourself, ok? |
00:45:49 |
Ok... |
00:47:46 |
Amazing! Amazing! |
00:47:51 |
Joe, what do you think about the film? |
00:47:56 |
I don't know what to say |
00:48:00 |
Will it really be released? |
00:48:05 |
Well... if you agree and sign the agreement |
00:48:08 |
we will handle the rest of it |
00:48:11 |
I really think people are goin to love this film |
00:48:15 |
Thanks |
00:48:22 |
Amazing! |
00:48:24 |
Did you see their reactions? |
00:48:26 |
You punk... you look so handsome on camera |
00:48:29 |
You betrayed me! |
00:48:31 |
Bastard! You had cameras on me! |
00:48:39 |
I'm Joe Chan, I'm here to return the camera |
00:48:41 |
Ok |
00:48:43 |
Where's your disc? |
00:48:44 |
I didn't film anything |
00:48:46 |
Please return it to the director, thanks |
00:48:50 |
It's for you |
00:48:52 |
What's this? |
00:48:53 |
Discs? You're my buddy! |
00:48:56 |
No... |
00:48:58 |
Maria Ozawa, her AV discs |
00:49:01 |
Not AV, it's the discs of Flora and me |
00:49:04 |
You and Flora having sex? |
00:49:06 |
Whatever, just hold on to them for me |
00:49:10 |
The discs for Barbara? |
00:49:12 |
I don't want Flora to find out... |
00:49:15 |
Ok, I'll keep this for you |
00:49:20 |
Director, this gentleman... |
00:49:21 |
Hello, everybody... |
00:49:23 |
My name is Sunny |
00:49:24 |
Barbara, it's nice to see you again |
00:49:27 |
Yo! Lawrence... nice meeting you |
00:49:30 |
I am Sunny Deep, what's up? |
00:49:33 |
Barbara, you remember me? |
00:49:34 |
We met in IFVA, you were one of the judges |
00:49:39 |
I made a stunning short film about an apple |
00:49:42 |
Too bad that some judges didn't appreciate it |
00:49:45 |
But it's ok |
00:49:46 |
First, I'd like to share |
00:49:49 |
Excuse me... |
00:49:50 |
We are going to start production soon... |
00:49:53 |
You can see we are having a meeting |
00:49:55 |
- Sorry... |
00:49:56 |
Something for me? A script? |
00:49:59 |
No... it's a disc. It's a sure win |
00:50:01 |
Ok, after I watch it... |
00:50:02 |
I'll ask my assistant to contact you |
00:50:04 |
No, let me watch it with you |
00:50:06 |
I can explain how I handled the shots |
00:50:08 |
- It's ok |
00:50:11 |
You bastard! Stop filming! |
00:50:14 |
Oh shit... |
00:50:17 |
Joe... |
00:50:20 |
Are they okay? |
00:50:22 |
Why are you here? |
00:50:26 |
We are buddies... |
00:50:27 |
Buddy your ass! You set hidden cameras on me! |
00:50:30 |
Promise not to hit me... |
00:50:31 |
Don't bargain with me! |
00:50:33 |
Promise not to hit me! |
00:50:34 |
OK, I won't, come over here |
00:50:35 |
Peace! OK! |
00:50:38 |
Come on! |
00:50:42 |
Did you set up the camera in the washroom? |
00:50:46 |
Did you film us making out? |
00:50:48 |
You remember you told me that... |
00:50:49 |
You bastard! |
00:50:50 |
You bastard! |
00:50:51 |
Go to hell! Damn it! |
00:51:09 |
Amazing! |
00:51:19 |
No, don't turn me down... |
00:51:35 |
Vacation package for two at the Venetian? |
00:51:37 |
It's a lucky draw prize |
00:51:38 |
You know I don't have a girlfriend |
00:51:41 |
So, I'll give it to my bro |
00:51:43 |
Are you ok? |
00:51:46 |
Attention crew |
00:51:47 |
Joe and Flora are on their way |
00:51:49 |
Stand by for action, ok |
00:51:52 |
Here they come |
00:51:52 |
Hung, is the camera rolling? |
00:51:54 |
Yes |
00:51:56 |
Follow the bus until we must lose it |
00:52:16 |
Someone fell into the water! |
00:52:19 |
It's dangerous here |
00:52:20 |
Let's go back |
00:52:23 |
Are you in a hurry? Hop in |
00:52:45 |
Lawrence... |
00:52:45 |
Barbara... |
00:52:47 |
I'm already trying my best |
00:52:49 |
I can only get shots of the tail light |
00:52:51 |
With no sound |
00:52:54 |
Ok, please be quiet |
00:52:55 |
Look, the camera work... |
00:52:56 |
We are thinking of a solution, |
00:52:59 |
Tell the crew to take his tires out. |
00:53:03 |
Then, get a tow truck |
00:53:05 |
Come on, we don't have much time... |
00:53:08 |
Stan, how is it going? |
00:53:10 |
Fatty... go |
00:53:12 |
Got it! |
00:53:17 |
Yo, need a tow-truck? |
00:53:23 |
When will you go to Barcelona? |
00:53:26 |
Around end of this month |
00:53:37 |
What the... |
00:53:51 |
Give it to me... |
00:53:54 |
Are you out of your mind? You're calling Joe? |
00:53:57 |
I quit! I quit... |
00:54:00 |
This is an expensive table |
00:54:02 |
I saw his girlfriend making out with another guy |
00:54:04 |
And I... |
00:54:06 |
Just couldn't tell him, do you understand? |
00:54:08 |
- I felt so guilty... |
00:54:11 |
- Can you just listen to me? |
00:54:14 |
Well... |
00:54:16 |
Let me ask you... |
00:54:18 |
The short film you made... |
00:54:20 |
what apple... |
00:54:22 |
"Why apple is called apple" |
00:54:24 |
Exactly! That film reflects you |
00:54:25 |
You don't follow through |
00:54:27 |
At end of the film, the apple is rotten |
00:54:28 |
You didn't get a new apple, |
00:54:31 |
Brother, don't challenge me... |
00:54:34 |
Would you just stop the filming? |
00:54:35 |
Just fucking stop it! |
00:54:37 |
It's all fucked up |
00:54:39 |
I can't sleep at night, don't you understand? |
00:54:41 |
I felt so guilty... so awful |
00:54:43 |
You think we can sleep? |
00:54:44 |
Could you? You... |
00:54:49 |
Hello? |
00:54:52 |
Hey Gus, how much money did we spend? |
00:54:54 |
I think we actually spent |
00:54:57 |
See you there |
00:55:00 |
Let's talk about this some other time |
00:55:02 |
We're not done yet |
00:55:03 |
I'll be back, Brother |
00:55:05 |
I'll be back |
00:55:08 |
Why do you want to meet up so suddenly? |
00:55:12 |
Can you do me a favor? |
00:55:14 |
Flora, I've decided to go to Barcelona with you |
00:55:19 |
You have to think about your future too |
00:55:21 |
You want to be a director? |
00:55:22 |
You have to work hard |
00:55:24 |
You have to grab the chance |
00:55:25 |
If you don't grab the chance, it'll be gone |
00:55:30 |
(Barcelona) |
00:55:36 |
Hello? |
00:55:51 |
Sorry, you can't go in without an invitation |
00:56:28 |
- Hello |
00:56:32 |
Can I take a look at the camera? |
00:56:36 |
Ok |
00:56:37 |
Thanks |
00:56:44 |
Can you tell me how to... |
00:56:46 |
- Here |
00:56:49 |
Thanks |
00:57:13 |
I'm ok... |
00:57:14 |
Joe! |
00:57:18 |
Shit |
00:57:41 |
Actually, there's one last scene |
00:57:46 |
That the director didn't get |
00:57:51 |
After going to the airport |
00:57:57 |
I've gone to one more place... |
00:58:30 |
(Welcome to Break Up Club, Joe) |
00:58:31 |
(You must be desperate to get your girlfriend back) |
00:58:34 |
(So, are you willing to split up another couple?) |
00:58:37 |
(So, who is the lucky couple?) |
00:58:38 |
(Male's name Female's name) |
00:58:48 |
(Female's name) |
00:59:07 |
You have to come towards me as I push forward |
00:59:10 |
Look |
00:59:11 |
Don't look |
00:59:12 |
Look |
00:59:13 |
Don't look |
00:59:14 |
lt'll be just like this... |
00:59:20 |
How do you say this? |
00:59:22 |
Fa, mi, famili... |
00:59:26 |
Do you know this word... |
00:59:28 |
Faithful |
00:59:30 |
Faithful |
00:59:31 |
Which means loyal |
00:59:33 |
Sorry, he's not a dog |
00:59:35 |
It means you will only love me |
00:59:37 |
lf... |
00:59:38 |
If you are no longer faithfully... |
00:59:44 |
That's if you fail me... |
00:59:47 |
What does it mean? |
00:59:47 |
Screwed up |
00:59:48 |
Right |
00:59:50 |
If you fail me, and mess around with other girls |
00:59:52 |
You would... |
00:59:54 |
DIE |
00:59:55 |
Yeah! |
00:59:57 |
Big kiss |
01:00:02 |
(Female's name) |
01:00:09 |
How many times have I told you, |
01:00:12 |
But you keep using it as tablecloth... |
01:00:14 |
Making it so dirty |
01:00:16 |
Hold it there! |
01:00:18 |
Look at you... |
01:00:19 |
Look how ugly you are |
01:00:23 |
I'm ugly? |
01:00:24 |
Don't marry me then |
01:00:28 |
I never said... |
01:00:30 |
I wanted to marry you |
01:00:32 |
What? |
01:00:35 |
When did I say I want to marry you? |
01:00:39 |
You have to marry me! |
01:00:40 |
How could you force me to marry you? |
01:00:42 |
You can't marry someone else |
01:00:45 |
Are you listening to me? |
01:00:47 |
You have to marry me! |
01:00:48 |
You have to! |
01:00:49 |
Be gentle... |
01:00:50 |
You must only marry me |
01:00:52 |
Say it |
01:00:53 |
Say what? |
01:00:54 |
Marry who? |
01:00:55 |
Marry you |
01:00:57 |
Who am I? |
01:00:59 |
You are Flora... |
01:01:01 |
In your own will? |
01:01:02 |
Yes... |
01:01:07 |
Say that to the camera |
01:01:08 |
I do want to marry Flora... Help! |
01:01:13 |
Good boy. Now close your mouth |
01:01:43 |
No sausage bun, is ham and egg ok? |
01:01:45 |
It's ok. Let's go |
01:01:47 |
OK |
01:01:49 |
Let's go for a trip |
01:01:51 |
To where? |
01:01:52 |
Thailand |
01:01:53 |
$999 |
01:01:55 |
That's cheap, any extra charges? |