Funky Monkey

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00:01:52 Freeze!
00:01:55 Take your mask off and turn around.
00:02:01 I said, turn around.
00:02:04 Did you hear me?
00:02:06 Three, two, one.
00:02:12 It's about time you got here.
00:02:16 Let's roll.
00:02:37 Good.
00:02:38 Clemens. Come on down.
00:02:41 Hold my feet steady.
00:02:44 I'm going to deactivate the laser beam.
00:02:52 Red or green?
00:02:54 What are you doing? What are you doing
00:02:58 Keep...
00:03:01 Keep still!
00:03:14 Are you crazy?
00:03:17 This is no time for a snack.
00:03:19 Put the banana down
00:03:24 No!
00:03:33 Intruder alert.
00:03:36 Intruder alert.
00:03:39 Intruder alert.
00:03:47 I hope you're enjoying this.
00:04:22 All right, boys. You wanna dance?
00:04:24 Is that what you wanna do, wanna
00:04:28 Go ahead!
00:04:37 Are you dizzy?
00:04:39 Good. I hope you puke.
00:04:41 Please remain where you are.
00:04:43 Training sequence is complete.
00:04:46 Please remain where you are.
00:04:48 Training sequence is complete.
00:04:52 Nice work. Good job.
00:04:55 Let's just check
00:04:59 Hey, guys. Give him some room.
00:05:02 Hey, hey. What's that?
00:05:05 I'm giving him special medicine.
00:05:07 - What special medicine?
00:05:09 - Whose orders?
00:05:13 Congratulations, McCall.
00:05:16 You've trained
00:05:19 Well done.
00:05:20 All right, now. Come with me.
00:05:23 A toast...
00:05:25 ...to Project Clemens.
00:05:27 A total success.
00:05:30 I wouldn't celebrate just yet, Flick.
00:05:33 What do you mean, not ready? I just
00:05:37 Sure, he has the physical skills...
00:05:39 ...but he's too playful, undisciplined.
00:05:41 You saw how he was with the banana.
00:05:44 He disobeyed a direct order,
00:05:47 Let me worry about that.
00:05:49 I have my methods of dealing
00:05:52 How? With injections?
00:05:54 Get in there. Go on.
00:05:56 Hey! Don't use that on him.
00:06:01 Mr. McCall, perhaps I should remind you
00:06:05 Your job was to train him,
00:06:09 Therefore, I believe that your work
00:06:15 Understand?
00:06:19 Don't spend it all in one place.
00:06:21 I'm not leaving till you tell me
00:06:25 It is not "Zit."
00:06:27 It is Z.I.T.
00:06:29 Zoology International Technology.
00:06:35 What's gonna happen to Clemens, Flick?
00:06:37 Save the righteous crap, McCall.
00:06:41 Your reputation precedes you.
00:06:44 You come, you do your job, you're
00:06:48 Here's your paycheck.
00:06:51 Take it.
00:06:55 Hiya, Clemens.
00:06:56 Come here for a second.
00:07:03 Hey. You think we could have
00:07:08 Thanks.
00:07:16 Hey, pal.
00:07:18 Well...
00:07:21 ...I guess it's time for me
00:07:24 So I guess this is goodbye.
00:07:27 Don't go getting all mushy on me.
00:07:29 You gotta be strong, like I taught you.
00:07:32 Hey, listen, I got you something.
00:07:37 For when you get Ionely.
00:07:39 There you go, buddy.
00:07:41 Well, well, it's a touching
00:07:45 ...and the organ grinder.
00:07:46 Somebody get me a Kleenex.
00:07:49 - What is it, Drummond?
00:07:52 ...to watch you, wants to make sure
00:07:55 What is that? Is that contraband?
00:07:57 - Peters, you grab that right now.
00:08:00 - It's a stupid toy. Let him have it.
00:08:03 Good monkey. Come on.
00:08:06 - Give it back to him.
00:08:09 Who's got the monkey?
00:08:11 Stop it.
00:08:14 Haven't we become
00:08:17 Tell me, were you this attached
00:08:20 My recruits weren't trained
00:08:23 Think it's bad here?
00:08:26 - What lab?
00:08:28 Mr. Flick will be sending
00:08:31 - Shut up.
00:08:34 Visiting hours are over, McCall.
00:08:35 Why don't you
00:08:45 Yes, Dr. Spleen, the training phase
00:08:49 The chimpanzee will arrive
00:08:53 Of course you have my permission
00:08:56 Operate, if you must.
00:08:58 Oh, yes, get the chimpanzee
00:09:01 The board expects to see it in full
00:09:05 Once they see the prototype
00:09:07 ...we'll be able to work
00:09:10 Thank you, Dr. Spleen. Goodbye.
00:09:16 Okay, hey. Going on a little trip.
00:09:19 Right there. Loop on the head. Come on.
00:09:23 Hold still. Hold still.
00:09:26 Hold... Drummond!
00:09:28 The monkey won't hold still. It won't
00:09:32 - Oh, he won't, huh?
00:09:34 Well, you gotta give him a jolt with this.
00:09:37 - That'll straighten him out.
00:09:40 - Hey. What's that sound?
00:09:42 - Right there. Can you hear it?
00:09:46 No, but it's like a... kind of.
00:09:48 What is it? I didn't authorize any noises.
00:09:51 I don't know, it's like somebody
00:09:53 Like a leafblower. Or a motor to a...
00:09:59 Headlight. Headlight!
00:10:07 Clemens, I'm busting you out.
00:10:11 - Mind if I borrow your passkey?
00:10:14 - What are you doing?
00:10:17 Are you okay? I think I hurt my...
00:10:20 Peters, do something!
00:10:27 Attention, all units. McCall is back
00:10:30 I repeat, we have a chimp on the loose.
00:10:34 Move!
00:10:36 On your left!
00:10:40 Move!
00:10:45 What is going on here?
00:10:49 I want someone to tell me
00:10:52 Clemens!
00:10:53 - Flick's computer!
00:10:56 Now, grab it!
00:10:59 Drummond, Peters,
00:11:08 Coming through!
00:11:16 McCall!
00:11:26 Wait right there, buddy!
00:11:29 Hang on to your mangoes, Clemens.
00:11:45 Clemens has left the building.
00:11:50 I need that chimp, Drummond.
00:11:52 You and Peters have to find it.
00:11:55 There's enough information
00:11:57 ...it will bring
00:12:00 I wouldn't worry, sir. I happen to know
00:12:04 Yeah. I happen to know
00:12:06 If you two do not find
00:12:09 ...you will be lucky to find jobs
00:12:12 You can't do that.
00:12:15 They said something about
00:12:18 I grew up on the prairie, and...
00:12:20 Peters. Please!
00:12:24 - What did I tell you about talking?
00:12:34 My back's killing me.
00:12:36 Those beds suck.
00:12:40 Hey. I'll get us some snacks
00:12:42 You go wait on the motorcycle.
00:12:54 Safari Mountain.
00:13:00 Harland. I can't wait to see you.
00:13:09 I hope you like Ho Hos and Twinkies.
00:13:16 What's up?
00:13:23 You're right. We need
00:13:47 Michael?
00:13:49 Michael. Let's go, I don't wanna be late.
00:13:52 That's okay, Mom.
00:13:55 - I'm going to the zoo after school.
00:13:59 No, for my biology report
00:14:03 Speaking of hairy things, if anyone
00:14:07 ...tell them no pets.
00:14:08 - I forgot to put that in the ad.
00:14:12 I love you.
00:14:14 I love you too. You have fun.
00:14:19 See you later.
00:14:41 - Morning, Mr. Johnson.
00:15:01 Hey. Check it out.
00:15:03 Dweeb, 12 o'clock.
00:15:10 That's a nice bike you got there, Dean.
00:15:15 What's the matter, Dean?
00:15:17 Get out of here, Nathan!
00:15:19 - Don't! No! Move it! Come on, guys!
00:15:24 Oh, man!
00:15:25 Shouldn't have left your house
00:15:29 Jerks.
00:15:37 Twenty-one, 22, 23!
00:15:41 Put some more muscle into it!
00:15:44 Twenty-four, 25, 26, 27...
00:15:52 Forty-nine.
00:15:55 Fifty.
00:15:59 Hi, Michael.
00:16:01 - Hi...
00:16:03 Yeah, Christina. I know your name.
00:16:05 I'm a little out of breath
00:16:09 I heard you set the curve
00:16:11 - Who told you?
00:16:13 - She announced it over the PA.
00:16:16 I'm kidding.
00:16:19 Wedgy!
00:16:21 String Dean, dude.
00:16:24 Your underwear's showing.
00:16:26 Oh, man.
00:16:29 Hey, hey. What's going on?
00:16:31 Nathan? I leave you in charge
00:16:34 ...and there's an uproar. Why is that?
00:16:36 Ten laps, let's go. Come on, move it!
00:16:40 Not you. You come with me.
00:16:42 I said, move it, let's go. Move it!
00:16:48 You all right?
00:16:50 - Yeah.
00:16:52 ...my entire football team
00:16:56 But you, Michael, you...
00:17:00 You're smarter than
00:17:04 ...kind of what I wanna talk
00:17:07 Sister Catherine has been on my case
00:17:11 She says if they don't
00:17:14 Well, then they're not gonna
00:17:18 What can I do?
00:17:21 You can tutor them.
00:17:24 You can tutor them after school.
00:17:25 You know, I mean,
00:17:28 You want me to come
00:17:30 Yeah, that'd be great.
00:17:32 Who knows, maybe you can
00:17:35 I have friends.
00:17:36 That aren't on the faculty.
00:17:41 Hey, Christina...
00:17:43 All right. I'll do it.
00:17:50 You're serious, right?
00:17:53 Just... Football plus little guy...
00:17:57 ...you know, that equals pain.
00:17:59 So my advice, you just stick with
00:18:02 You don't need...
00:18:05 I'll tell you what.
00:18:08 But I get to show up at practice
00:18:11 You want a uniform?
00:18:14 If it makes you happy, you can...
00:18:18 Great!
00:18:19 Okay, so tomorrow? We got a deal?
00:18:21 And don't tell anybody.
00:18:24 No, we're not there yet.
00:18:26 But, hey, we'll be there pretty soon.
00:18:31 What are you doing?
00:18:33 Sorry!
00:18:37 Fine. Sure. Do whatever you want.
00:18:41 Please, just eat your snacks.
00:18:47 Don't shake it. It will explode.
00:18:49 The contents are under pressure.
00:18:57 That's really very nice, Clemens.
00:18:59 You got it all over my brand-new pants
00:19:03 Looks like I peed my pants.
00:19:11 Thank you. That's very nice.
00:19:14 Safari Mountain. It was gonna
00:19:17 I was gonna take you to a place
00:19:20 My old buddy Harland works here.
00:19:24 But you gotta promise me
00:19:33 I estimate about 5 or 6 years old.
00:19:36 Think I'm gonna check
00:19:42 What...?
00:19:45 - Strong little guy, huh?
00:19:46 Right on.
00:19:50 Harland, I appreciate
00:19:52 No worries, man.
00:19:54 As soon as I figure out what to do next
00:19:58 Okay. You got it, man.
00:20:00 All right.
00:20:02 All right, Clemens. This here's Harland.
00:20:04 We went to school together.
00:20:07 ...till I figure out what to do, and then
00:20:11 You don't gotta worry
00:20:13 There's plenty of female chimps
00:20:16 So it's all good, man.
00:20:17 All right, you be a good little monkey...
00:20:21 ...and don't eat too many bananas.
00:20:38 All right, guys.
00:20:42 Get this fella into quarantine,
00:20:45 ...before you put him
00:20:48 - Ten-four, Harland.
00:20:57 Okay, hold on, Clemens, just calm down.
00:21:01 Chill out. Guys?
00:21:05 Nice and easy.
00:21:18 Okay, Clemens, I can see
00:21:22 I get angry too, but now I just...
00:21:24 I just let things
00:21:37 Son of a...
00:21:44 Attention.
00:21:46 Attention. Attention, zoo guests.
00:21:51 We have a situation here.
00:21:53 Apparently, one of our animals
00:21:56 Do not worry. We have the situation
00:22:01 Man, if they knew how crazy
00:22:04 ...we'd have a riot on our hands.
00:22:11 I left my finger on the mike again,
00:22:20 Like I said, please remain calm.
00:22:49 Clemens.
00:23:05 Hi there. How'd you get out?
00:23:09 You want some popcorn?
00:23:12 Come down here.
00:23:21 Here you go.
00:23:25 Are you the one that everybody's
00:23:28 You don't seem so scary.
00:23:36 Don't move, kid. That is a dangerous,
00:23:40 It's okay. I'm not afraid.
00:23:42 Harland. I found him over near
00:23:47 - I'm not a hostage.
00:23:49 Step away
00:23:54 The chimp!
00:23:59 Okay, Biff. Nice and easy, on three.
00:24:06 One...
00:24:08 ...two...
00:24:10 ...three!
00:24:21 So that's how we're gonna play, huh?
00:24:29 Let's double-snare him, on three.
00:24:43 What is go...?
00:24:44 What the...?
00:24:48 Clemens. What did you do?
00:24:51 What did he do? He went nuts
00:24:54 - Is that his name? Clemens?
00:24:56 Hi, Clemens. I'm Michael Dean.
00:25:01 - Is he yours?
00:25:02 ...but right now he belongs to the zoo.
00:25:05 No, no, no, McCall.
00:25:07 McCall, I can't take this chimp.
00:25:11 ...with this monkey around.
00:25:14 - You said you'd take care of him.
00:25:17 ...be smarter than the apes.
00:25:21 Well, that's just great.
00:25:22 Where we gonna stay now, Clemens?
00:25:27 Attaboy.
00:25:29 Little help?
00:25:31 How messed up an animal you gotta be
00:25:35 Hey, mister. Are you serious
00:25:39 Because my mom has
00:25:41 Sure she wouldn't mind
00:25:44 No, she loves animals.
00:25:45 All kinds. The hairier, the better.
00:25:48 Listen, I'm going to meet her
00:25:51 Why don't you follow me?
00:25:53 Michael, right? I'm Alec McCall.
00:25:57 - All right.
00:25:59 Okay.
00:26:16 You like that kid, don't you?
00:26:18 Then don't blow this.
00:26:21 No more monkeying around
00:26:25 Attaboy.
00:26:47 You know...
00:26:49 ...it might be good
00:26:51 I mean, let's see if she likes you first.
00:26:54 All right.
00:26:55 Clemens, you stay here.
00:27:02 No, Clemens. Stay.
00:27:04 Stay.
00:27:06 That's pretty good.
00:27:08 I'll run ahead and tell my mom
00:27:11 Her name's Megan.
00:27:13 Megan. Computers. Got it.
00:27:17 How do I look?
00:27:20 How's my breath? Is it okay?
00:27:23 It's that bad, huh? You got any candy?
00:27:30 Cool.
00:27:33 Thanks.
00:27:36 You stay here. I'll be right back.
00:27:54 Mr. McCall, over here. Come on.
00:27:57 Hi. Mr. McCall, this is my mom.
00:28:00 - Hello. I'm Megan Dean.
00:28:02 - Hiya.
00:28:04 Oh, thanks.
00:28:05 - So are you new to the area, Mr. McCall?
00:28:09 I moved after high school.
00:28:16 Today, actually.
00:28:18 Wandered back from where?
00:28:19 Bay Area. Michael tells me
00:28:22 Yeah, I'm a programmer.
00:28:30 Hey, he took my purse!
00:28:34 He's trying to rent our apartment.
00:28:38 That's right. I don't have any...
00:28:46 What are you doing?
00:28:48 Somebody stop them!
00:28:52 I'll take care of this.
00:28:55 - Ten bucks to rent your skateboard.
00:28:58 I'll take it.
00:29:05 Hey, man. Where's my board?
00:29:48 - I'll be right back!
00:30:01 Well, so much for a low profile, huh?
00:30:04 You were awesome on that board.
00:30:05 Hey, you don't think your mom
00:30:08 No, she was busy watching you.
00:30:10 I think you impressed her with
00:30:13 - What?
00:30:14 All right.
00:30:16 Give him five, Clemens. All right.
00:30:19 Let's get rid of this bag. I don't think
00:30:27 The two would-be bandits...
00:30:29 ...were caught in the act
00:30:32 ...whose identity remains unknown.
00:30:34 This footage was captured
00:30:40 Do you recognize the Good Samaritan?
00:30:42 - McCall.
00:30:44 I mean, hey, we can say
00:30:49 When and where
00:30:51 Yesterday, at a mall in San Diego.
00:30:54 San Diego. That's perfect.
00:30:56 That's where Dr. Spleen's lab is,
00:30:59 ...is tell McCall to drop the chimp off
00:31:02 He's not on our side anymore.
00:31:04 I want you to go down there, find him...
00:31:07 ...and get me that chimp.
00:31:09 Take whatever measures are necessary.
00:31:11 Don't worry, sir.
00:31:13 - We're all business.
00:31:15 While we're there, you want us
00:31:18 Maybe a Shamu ashtray,
00:31:21 - That's it.
00:31:23 Yeah.
00:31:33 Let's try this.
00:31:43 It's encrypted.
00:31:46 Hey. Let's ask Mikey.
00:31:49 Kids know everything about computers.
00:31:52 Listen, Clemens, I don't like lying
00:31:57 ...but until I figure out what Flick has
00:32:02 So I think we should set up
00:32:05 First of all, you gotta lay low.
00:32:09 No banana peels in the bed.
00:32:12 And no matter what,
00:32:15 You stay here
00:32:20 Good. I'll be back in an hour.
00:32:35 Okay, guys, let's go over this
00:32:38 It's length times width, see?
00:32:41 So if we know how long a football
00:32:46 ...we can determine...?
00:32:49 - A guess?
00:32:51 ...how many yards I need to be all-state.
00:32:55 Go, Friars.
00:32:57 All right. That's good for now.
00:33:06 - Okay, Willy, lower your shoulder.
00:33:14 - Where do you think you're going?
00:33:43 You know, we really gotta work
00:33:46 Come on. When I say "Stay in the
00:33:51 - Hey, slugger, you all right?
00:33:54 You sure? I don't want you damaging
00:33:57 Hey, look, there's Michael.
00:34:02 Hey, the one on the right,
00:34:06 Yeah. You know him?
00:34:08 He's one of the best running backs
00:34:12 - Hope we're not interrupting.
00:34:14 Thought we'd check out practice.
00:34:18 - "Whooping"?
00:34:20 It's an old nickname.
00:34:22 - This is my friend Clemens.
00:34:25 What's with you guys?
00:34:28 Teams Whooping Crane coached
00:34:30 Nobody calls me Whooping Crane
00:34:33 I bet when the team finds out,
00:34:36 - Take off.
00:34:40 - How's the team?
00:34:44 ...I can hear myself saying,
00:34:47 You ever been timed in the 40?
00:34:50 - How about I run a long way and you...
00:34:54 - Yeah.
00:35:00 Hey, isn't that Michael Dean?
00:35:04 Maybe he's the new mascot.
00:35:07 As soon as that little pissant Dean
00:35:11 - How hard?
00:35:14 ...back to chess club. All right?
00:35:21 Down, set. Hut, hut.
00:35:53 What a loser.
00:35:57 Oh, Michael.
00:36:02 - I don't get girls.
00:36:08 I thought she'd like me better
00:36:10 But I guess wearing a uniform isn't good
00:36:15 Let me ask you something, Miguel.
00:36:19 Why? I don't know.
00:36:24 And she laughs at my jokes.
00:36:28 - She notices people.
00:36:30 ...maybe she likes you
00:36:33 What are you saying?
00:36:35 Well, just be yourself. You're a great kid.
00:36:38 I don't know how, though.
00:36:41 Well, show initiative. Women like it
00:36:45 Right, Clemens? Clemens.
00:36:49 We're having a heart-to-heart.
00:36:52 Clemens, please, turn it down.
00:36:58 - He really listens to you.
00:37:01 Clemens and me, we're like
00:37:05 You mean to tell me Christina
00:37:10 Drummond. We've had a break
00:37:13 A check drawn from McCall's
00:37:17 - Oh, really?
00:37:20 619 Woodstock Street, San Diego.
00:37:23 That's great, sir. Yeah, that's great.
00:37:29 What is all that noise?
00:37:31 - Are you two slacking off?
00:37:34 We're following a lead
00:37:38 Would you please get a pen and make
00:37:42 - Okay, yeah...
00:37:45 I'm writing it down now, sir.
00:37:55 - Is this awesome or what?
00:37:57 - Did you tell me to shut up?
00:38:00 Good. Now, did you write it down?
00:38:02 I got it, sir. I got it.
00:38:06 Yeah, I'm gonna have to go. It's very
00:38:10 - Is it gonna come off?
00:38:16 Do it again!
00:38:17 Down. Set. Hike.
00:38:20 Catch.
00:38:25 Good throw.
00:38:27 Go long.
00:38:30 Yeah, up the tree. Ready?
00:38:36 Yeah. That's right, you the chimp.
00:38:40 Dang, St. Francis could use you
00:38:48 Clemens, it's her.
00:38:52 Hey, ladies.
00:38:55 - That's the chimp from football.
00:38:58 Clemens, this is Christina,
00:39:01 Hey.
00:39:04 - Hey.
00:39:07 Wow, a chimp. Is he yours?
00:39:11 - A friend's. I'm chimp-sitting for him.
00:39:14 - I'll catch up.
00:39:16 Wow, a chimp. That must be really cool.
00:39:20 ...till we find my hamster.
00:39:26 - Are you going to the Halloween party?
00:39:30 With football and everything,
00:39:34 - Come on, the party will be fun.
00:39:37 Maybe if you're not going
00:39:40 ...we can maybe hang out together.
00:39:42 Maybe.
00:39:45 - Well, that all depends.
00:39:49 On if you bring Clemens
00:39:52 You've got it.
00:39:54 - So how do you like playing football?
00:39:58 Is the coach gonna let you play
00:40:01 Well...
00:40:05 - He is?
00:40:08 Michael, that's great. I guess I'll be
00:40:13 - Great.
00:40:16 I guess I better go. See you
00:40:23 How cute.
00:40:26 Bye, Michael.
00:40:31 I can't believe you
00:40:34 How could you make me do that?
00:40:39 I have a date with Christina. I did it.
00:40:42 I asked her and she said yes.
00:40:49 I can't believe you kissed her.
00:40:52 I'll bet they're soft.
00:40:55 All right!
00:41:00 Heads up!
00:41:03 Oh, man.
00:41:16 - What the...?
00:41:20 Oh, boy, here they come.
00:41:30 - Okay, let's get him.
00:41:34 You're in serious trouble, little man.
00:41:37 It was an accident.
00:41:40 - You're gonna pay, all right.
00:41:45 Is this kid yours?
00:41:48 He's a friend. And he said he was sorry.
00:41:50 Yeah, well, sorry just isn't good enough.
00:41:54 Then I guess we have a problem.
00:41:57 You want a piece of me?
00:41:58 Buddy, I stepped in a piece of you.
00:42:02 Michael, Clemens, take off.
00:42:07 Get him.
00:42:14 - Hurry.
00:42:16 It's butter pecan.
00:42:20 Hurry up, Clemens.
00:42:26 Leave us alone!
00:42:36 - Michael.
00:42:40 Fellas. Kids, why don't
00:42:44 Aren't you in the Village People?
00:42:47 Get that punk little kid and the chimp.
00:42:54 Hey, there they are.
00:42:56 Follow me.
00:42:59 - Leave him alone, you big jerks.
00:43:09 Hey, you help me...
00:43:15 - All right, Clemens.
00:43:27 Come on. Let's get the monkey.
00:43:40 Let's kick some monkey butt.
00:43:54 Get me off!
00:43:59 Go, Clemens.
00:44:09 Nice work, dude. You learned good.
00:44:12 That was awesome, man.
00:44:16 Jackie Chan? We're way better
00:44:19 Hey, wait. You gotta get us down.
00:44:25 So when Flick's company hired me
00:44:29 ...I figured it would be for some
00:44:32 - Secret Service or Homeland Security.
00:44:36 Well, yeah. But then it got
00:44:40 - They wanted to do experiments on him.
00:44:45 I don't know. That's why
00:44:48 So now we're on the lam.
00:44:51 So you threw your whole reputation
00:44:57 Yeah. Yeah, I guess I did.
00:45:04 Listen. I know Flick has got some
00:45:08 ...and I bet it's illegal.
00:45:11 ...so once I hack into that laptop,
00:45:15 Then what will you do?
00:45:18 Release Clemens into the wild
00:45:21 - You mean leave San Diego?
00:45:26 Right.
00:45:28 What do you say? Think you
00:45:31 No. But I know someone who can.
00:45:36 You weren't talking about kids
00:45:39 ...when you said "haunted house."
00:45:41 I wish it were that simple.
00:45:44 ...across the wall?
00:45:46 ...but I think that someone's been
00:45:50 - Tampering? How?
00:45:53 ...I think that someone's been trying
00:45:57 ...some information...
00:46:00 In order to hide some information that
00:46:05 Why would somebody wanna hide
00:46:08 ...they don't want you to know about?
00:46:11 It is to me. Listen, I'm happy
00:46:15 - Leave it at the house, I'll check it out.
00:46:18 - I need to get back.
00:47:41 So, what do you think I should do?
00:47:45 ...then Christina's gonna think I'm a liar.
00:47:49 - You think Whooping Crane will let you?
00:47:53 I wish I could play half
00:47:56 Hey. Tomorrow morning
00:48:00 Clemens and I will teach you
00:48:02 - You mean it?
00:48:04 Every day between now
00:48:08 Thanks, McCall. You're the best.
00:48:11 - Hey.
00:48:15 Noogies.
00:48:19 Come on.
00:48:21 Kung pao monkey.
00:48:35 This top-secret stuff demanded access
00:48:42 Say, have you met a chimp
00:48:46 Clemens?
00:48:50 Clemens. Yeah. A chimp
00:48:53 - Why, what is it saying?
00:48:57 His health, his appearance,
00:49:07 There's been quite a few major
00:49:12 ...and a medical research lab
00:49:14 San Ysidro.
00:49:15 - That's not too far from here, is it?
00:49:54 What are you up to, Flick?
00:49:59 Hey! What are you doing there?
00:50:51 Hut one. Hut two. Hike. Hike.
00:50:56 That's it. That's it.
00:51:00 Yeah!
00:51:02 Yeah!
00:51:16 - This is it.
00:51:44 Nice. Let's get it going.
00:51:59 Yeah.
00:52:13 Sometimes the humidity
00:52:18 - Write a note.
00:52:25 Note.
00:52:27 McCall, you can't escape us.
00:52:33 We want the chimp.
00:52:37 Sincerely, Peters.
00:52:40 - "Sincerely"?
00:52:43 The door.
00:52:50 Okay.
00:52:55 Probably, like, a low draft or... Wind.
00:53:05 Use your wrist.
00:53:13 - Come on.
00:53:15 Give it one big shove. Use your elbows.
00:53:18 There you go.
00:53:37 No, sir. We haven't gotten the chimp.
00:53:41 The chimp will be at a Halloween party
00:53:45 - We're gonna grab him there.
00:53:49 I've called in some professionals now.
00:53:54 They're perfect for a delicate
00:53:57 The Chow Brothers?
00:54:00 - We can handle this.
00:54:03 So why don't you step down and
00:54:10 Stupid Ch... What are you doing?
00:54:14 I was pretty thirsty, huh?
00:54:16 Brain freeze.
00:54:21 That's enough, Chows.
00:54:25 - Have you learned your lesson?
00:54:29 Good. Don't ever park
00:54:50 Now, Clemens, remember, act like
00:54:54 You can take the mask off when
00:55:13 Hey.
00:55:15 We need to watch the Chow Brothers
00:55:18 - These guys are, like, total buffoons.
00:55:25 - Good evening.
00:55:29 - Why the outfits?
00:55:32 ...disguised as a rooster than a fox.
00:55:37 Easier to enter a chicken coop
00:55:44 - What did he say?
00:55:56 - Hi, girls.
00:55:58 - Happy Halloween.
00:56:02 Thanks. So do you.
00:56:04 Have you seen Michael?
00:56:06 - Not yet, but I'm sure he's around.
00:56:09 - Have fun.
00:56:11 Hi. One each. Yeah.
00:56:13 All right, all right.
00:56:16 Hey, hey, hey.
00:56:21 One adult, one child.
00:56:28 Just let it go, you guys.
00:56:35 Oh, my God!
00:56:38 - Oh, man, we got you guys so good.
00:56:42 - God.
00:56:45 Jerks!
00:56:49 Oh, come on, Christina.
00:56:54 - Nice.
00:56:56 Hey, Dean. That's a nice costume there.
00:57:00 Better get some use out of it
00:57:06 Do you know where Christina is?
00:57:07 - Why do you want Christina?
00:57:12 Yeah, right. Does String Dean
00:57:16 You know what, Dean?
00:57:19 But she went down that way.
00:57:22 - Oh, yeah. Right over there.
00:57:28 Christina.
00:57:31 Sucker.
00:57:33 Christina? This place is
00:57:54 Cool.
00:58:00 Help, Clemens! No!
00:58:06 What do you want?
00:58:09 - Clemens, help!
00:58:16 Let me go. Let me out of here.
00:58:21 Let go.
00:58:38 Thanks. Let's get out of here.
00:58:51 I think we lost them.
00:59:05 Clemens, help. Pull harder! Let me go.
00:59:18 Check it out, the Chows.
00:59:21 No. If the Chows fail,
00:59:29 Hey, that's Michael.
00:59:36 Cool, man. I didn't know
00:59:39 So what? Anyone can do that.
00:59:57 Clemens, help! Let go of me!
01:00:10 You outdid yourself this year, Megan.
01:00:15 Come on, this way. Hurry.
01:00:21 Trick or treat.
01:00:23 Oh, that was a beautiful...
01:00:36 Oh, that's an unhappy clown.
01:00:43 Chow sandwich. Who's hungry?
01:00:47 Hi.
01:01:00 I can't believe it. The three of you
01:01:05 I'm sure this is one Halloween
01:01:09 Right. Everyone loved it,
01:01:12 Really, Michael? I can think
01:01:14 First, you could have been killed.
01:01:16 Second, there's a gorilla
01:01:19 Chimpanzee, actually.
01:01:24 Never mind.
01:01:27 And third, the other parents will expect
01:01:32 - But, Mom, l...
01:01:35 - Oh, yeah. This is all your fault.
01:01:38 You're right. It was me, Megan.
01:01:42 It was stupid and careless of me.
01:01:45 No. Don't go.
01:01:48 Mom, it was all my fault.
01:01:49 - No, it wasn't. I twisted his arm.
01:01:53 - Yes, I did.
01:01:54 Okay, okay. Okay.
01:01:58 You know, I don't appreciate being
01:02:01 ...I guess I understand.
01:02:04 You have just climbed immeasurably
01:02:08 On Clemens' too.
01:02:12 I taught him that.
01:02:16 He's a natural flirt, you know.
01:02:19 I cracked into your computer last night,
01:02:26 You should take a look at this.
01:02:32 So it's on the hard drive,
01:02:41 Are you safe? Do you feel protected,
01:02:48 If not, meet the new perfect soldier
01:02:52 Through intense training
01:02:55 ...we have created these new
01:03:00 Noah had these animals marching
01:03:04 We'll have these animals marching
01:03:08 So you place your order now for Flick's
01:03:13 I can't believe I worked for that nut.
01:03:27 - Hey.
01:03:33 - Yeah, I'm finished.
01:03:34 - Kind of sexy, huh?
01:03:38 Mr. Flick. How do you like the mermaid?
01:03:42 We're running out of time.
01:03:45 I wouldn't worry. We have
01:03:48 Oh, really? Let me guess.
01:03:51 ...buffalo-wing night at Hooters?
01:03:57 Hey, stay. Sir. It's the homecoming
01:04:01 McCall, Michael, the monkey.
01:04:04 You want me to get them
01:04:07 - Pretty clever.
01:04:09 - Thank you, sir.
01:04:12 ...like getting them now!
01:04:17 I will bail the Chows out of jail.
01:04:20 - I will get the chimp myself.
01:04:23 - He's pretty tough.
01:04:27 Make yourself useful
01:04:30 - Preferably dressed.
01:05:14 Gotcha!
01:05:25 The computer is not here.
01:05:28 Get the monkey back to the lab.
01:05:32 Clemens, I'm home.
01:05:36 What did you do to him?
01:05:43 A little insurance.
01:06:07 Clemens?
01:06:14 Michael...
01:06:26 Here comes the doctor now.
01:06:37 Welcome. Welcome to my laboratory,
01:06:43 I didn't get the invitation saying
01:06:47 Anyway, it's nice. It's very slimming.
01:06:50 I guess we're gonna start off
01:06:53 ...then a complete body-waxing,
01:06:56 Doctor, please!
01:07:00 - Okay, Daddy Warbucks.
01:07:04 When you're in there, erase any memory
01:07:08 ...of McCall or the child.
01:07:10 No!
01:07:13 Leave him alone! Don't hurt him!
01:07:16 Take this child out of here and lock
01:07:20 - He kicked me!
01:07:38 Wish I had a weapon.
01:07:59 First down.
01:08:25 - Clemens.
01:08:27 Michael?
01:08:29 - Michael. Are you all right?
01:08:32 They've got Clemens inside.
01:08:35 We gotta save him.
01:08:36 - The light switch is behind you.
01:08:54 Thanks.
01:08:59 - Come on. Let's go get Clemens.
01:09:02 We can't just rush in.
01:09:05 Five or six, maybe more.
01:09:07 We don't need a plan, we need an army.
01:09:12 I think we have one.
01:09:16 All right. We're gonna start
01:09:19 Do you like being called "chimp" or
01:09:24 - What is that?
01:09:28 ...do something now. Now.
01:09:33 Chows...
01:09:49 Monkeys, attack!
01:09:52 McCall! Finish him off now.
01:10:04 You break it, you bought it!
01:10:08 Yes!
01:10:27 Hey, pal, how are you?
01:10:39 - Let's get you out of here.
01:10:54 Exactly what did you do
01:10:57 - McCall, I got Clemens. Let's go!
01:11:02 Yeah, let's get out of here.
01:11:13 Get your stinking paws off me...
01:11:17 ...you damn dirty ape!
01:11:21 Block that kick! Block that kick!
01:11:29 At the start of the third quarter,
01:11:33 St. Francis is gonna need a miracle
01:11:50 Come on, guys, it's only the second half.
01:11:53 We're not coming, kid.
01:11:56 What are you talking about?
01:11:59 We gotta keep moving.
01:12:00 It's only a matter of time
01:12:03 And you'll beat him again.
01:12:07 Look, kid...
01:12:09 ...I don't think you know who I am.
01:12:14 I don't settle down. L...
01:12:17 I don't get attached.
01:12:22 I guess I'm not the guy you think I am.
01:12:25 But you guys can't just leave.
01:12:27 Where are you going to go?
01:12:29 Another city? And then another one?
01:12:32 No friends and no family?
01:12:34 That's no kind of life.
01:12:37 You and Clemens could stay here.
01:12:40 With me.
01:12:42 I'm sorry, kid.
01:12:45 Don't feel sorry for me.
01:12:57 What are you looking at?
01:13:04 Where are you going?
01:13:06 Clemens! Get back in the truck!
01:13:23 Clemens, you're back.
01:13:27 Great. Come on. We can use you.
01:13:29 Let's go, Friars, let's go.
01:13:32 Let's go, Friars, let's go.
01:13:34 St. Francis has their work cut out
01:13:37 They start this drive
01:13:40 - Excuse me.
01:13:43 - What happened? I was getting worried.
01:13:48 - Where's Michael?
01:13:52 There he is.
01:14:06 That's gotta hurt. St. Francis loses
01:14:10 - Put me in for him, coach.
01:14:15 Thank you.
01:14:17 Clemens, coach is never gonna
01:14:21 I better go tell Christina the truth.
01:14:27 - Christina?
01:14:29 Hey, where were you
01:14:31 Listen, Christina, there's something
01:14:35 I'm not really on the football team.
01:14:39 I only did it for the uniform
01:14:43 Are you mad?
01:14:46 No, I'm not mad.
01:14:48 - You did all that just to impress me?
01:14:51 Cool.
01:14:56 Okay, guys, we're gonna
01:15:02 Nathan, get your head back
01:15:05 You lost that girl to the geek
01:15:08 St. Francis calls a timeout.
01:15:12 I detest festivities.
01:15:15 I don't see the chimp.
01:15:18 You find the kid...
01:15:20 ...we'll find the chimp.
01:15:24 - Let Dean play, coach.
01:15:26 We've been working on this
01:15:29 Trust me, he's good.
01:15:31 It's gonna work.
01:15:33 What the hell do I got to lose?
01:15:37 - Clemens, I'm in.
01:15:40 - You stay.
01:15:42 - I won't let you down, coach.
01:15:45 And now, playing for St. Francis,
01:15:48 Hey.
01:15:50 There he is.
01:15:53 - Get him.
01:15:54 ...in front of all these people?
01:15:58 I have an idea.
01:16:05 Okay, this is gonna be a 48 toss.
01:16:08 - This means to you, Michael. So on two.
01:16:11 - All right, ready. Break!
01:16:14 This is ridiculous. I mean, this is...
01:16:18 Red 17, red 17! Hut, hut!
01:16:24 Come on, Michael.
01:16:31 What a play! St. Francis makes
01:16:37 Playing with the big boys now,
01:16:52 - You okay, Dean?
01:16:54 Good. So we're gonna try the same play.
01:16:57 - Okay.
01:16:59 Looks like we got some
01:17:02 - Who are those guys?
01:17:04 - Who are those guys?
01:17:06 Attack.
01:17:17 Another nice gain by Michael Dean.
01:17:19 Come here. I wanna have
01:17:21 - Let me go!
01:17:25 - Now!
01:17:31 Holy smokes!
01:17:33 There's a monkey on the field.
01:17:39 There's a monkey on the field.
01:17:42 Get it! It's mine!
01:17:46 - Ref, who are these guys?
01:17:50 Foreign exchange students, I think.
01:17:52 Get him! Yeah! Hit him, hit him!
01:17:57 That can't be legal, there. I don't think.
01:18:02 Break it up. Break it up. Come on.
01:18:04 Now, playing for St. Francis...
01:18:07 ...Clemens.
01:18:24 Clemens, run!
01:18:29 Yeah!
01:18:31 Touchdown!
01:18:33 Yeah! Attaboy, Clemens!
01:18:37 Who's the man?
01:18:39 Oh, a heck of a run.
01:18:45 - Is that legal?
01:18:47 I don't know if anybody
01:18:49 ...to write a rule against chimps
01:19:06 - Got it.
01:19:10 Clemens, stop him!
01:19:12 I got the ball. I got the ball.
01:19:20 What a stop by Clemens.
01:19:27 Unbelievable pick by Clemens.
01:19:29 That's a touchdown!
01:19:34 St. Francis ties the game, 14- 14.
01:19:51 I taught him that.
01:19:53 Right on, Clemens!
01:19:55 Clemens kicks a field goal for three
01:20:05 I'm open! I'm open!
01:20:08 I'm open!
01:20:09 Yeah. Yeah.
01:20:11 St. Dom 's scores another touchdown.
01:20:14 Shut up!
01:20:15 You don't know me.
01:20:17 You don't know me.
01:20:21 - Sir, what about the chimp?
01:20:24 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
01:20:27 These guys look too old
01:20:30 Do me a favor.
01:20:33 Take this to the sound booth.
01:20:34 Get them to play it on the big screen
01:20:37 - Where are you going?
01:20:42 Less than a minute left on the clock,
01:20:46 St. Francis doesn 't have much hope
01:20:58 Did you see that?
01:21:01 Clemens!
01:21:07 Michael, Michael...
01:21:11 Go, Michael!
01:21:12 Go, Michael!
01:21:15 Stop that monkey boy!
01:21:18 Tackle him!
01:21:42 He has the ball. Look at this kid run.
01:21:45 He's unstoppable. He's at the 30.
01:21:49 He's at the 20. Ladies and gentlemen,
01:21:53 Yes! Touchdown!
01:21:55 Touchdown! St. Francis wins!
01:21:57 Touchdown!
01:21:59 Oh, thank you. St. Francis wins.
01:22:06 You did it, Michael! You did it.
01:22:19 You lost the chimp...
01:22:20 ...now you lost the game!
01:22:22 I don't wanna hear it.
01:22:24 - What's with that call?
01:22:26 - Are you watching the same game?
01:22:29 - Marching two by two.
01:22:31 We'll have these animals marching
01:22:35 Simian soldiers are easily replaced
01:22:39 And if caught, they will not squeal,
01:22:45 That's so mean.
01:22:47 That's because...
01:22:49 ...they can 't talk.
01:22:52 Freaking awesome.
01:22:54 And the best part is they do all of this
01:22:59 ...produce.
01:23:01 Hey, look, everyone!
01:23:10 It's not me.
01:23:14 - He's the mastermind.
01:23:17 He's lying. His ears wiggle when he lies.
01:23:19 You're lying!
01:23:22 We did it, Clemens.
01:23:24 - Here come the cops. Act like a kid.
01:23:27 Guys, guys, cool it.
01:23:30 These are the culprits.
01:23:32 You'll find a laboratory
01:23:35 - Hands behind your back.
01:23:38 Monkey messiah!
01:23:43 - Animal lover!
01:23:47 - Peters.
01:23:49 Hey, guys, wait up!
01:23:50 Shotgun!
01:23:52 I knew you'd stay.
01:23:57 Who said anything about staying?
01:23:59 Michael, you were awesome.
01:24:04 He was awesome, wasn't he?
01:24:06 He sure was.
01:24:12 So where are you going to next?
01:24:16 I think I have to stick around for a while.
01:24:18 See, I got this beautiful landlord
01:24:23 Sounds rough.
01:24:29 This isn't fair.
01:24:31 What the heck, man? I'm the star
01:24:35 What?
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