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00:01:26 Björling.
00:01:29 Suliotis?
00:01:30 Close.
00:01:32 Björling is easy.
00:01:41 Tebaldi.
00:01:43 - You win.
00:01:57 - No looking.
00:02:00 Did Daddy look?
00:02:01 No.
00:02:04 You sure?
00:02:06 - Yes.
00:02:19 Oh, God.
00:02:22 Gigli?
00:02:25 Of course, but what?
00:02:45 Well? Darling?
00:02:55 I'd say Handel.
00:02:58 Right. But what is it?
00:03:02 Not a clue.
00:03:10 - Well?
00:03:13 Three-two to me.
00:03:19 Hey, hands off.
00:04:47 Hey! That's not fair.
00:04:52 What?
00:04:54 Practicing's not fair.
00:04:58 You're still on for 10 tomorrow, right?
00:05:01 You're still coming?
00:05:06 Uh, yeah, sure.
00:05:14 We have to launch the boat.
00:05:16 Can you give us a hand,
00:05:19 Yeah, sure. Yeah, I'll be there.
00:05:24 Okay, great. See you then.
00:05:26 Bye!
00:05:36 What was up with him?
00:05:38 Don't know.
00:05:41 Seems weird.
00:05:44 She didn't say a word.
00:05:48 Who did you talk to
00:05:50 With her.
00:05:52 - When?
00:05:55 - And?
00:05:59 Where's Jenny?
00:06:01 I don't know, sweetheart.
00:06:07 - Who were those guys?
00:06:10 Maybe relatives.
00:06:51 Don't put that there.
00:06:55 Yeah.
00:06:56 Keep the doorway clear
00:06:59 We have a lot more in the car.
00:07:03 Hey, are you listening to me?
00:07:05 I'm going, already.
00:07:07 Open the windows, please.
00:07:11 Yeah, Mom.
00:07:20 Get out, Lucky. Out.
00:07:25 Come on, get down.
00:07:29 Come on.
00:07:34 - George?
00:07:36 Where are the other groceries?
00:07:38 I'll get it.
00:07:40 Golf clubs were in the way.
00:07:44 Hurry up, everything's getting warm.
00:07:48 This cooler's a piece of shit.
00:07:52 Stop it, buddy.
00:07:55 You'll knock me over.
00:07:57 Go to Mommy, go on, go to Mommy.
00:08:00 The meat's in the other box.
00:08:03 I'm just opening the windows.
00:08:05 Leave the shutters in the front,
00:08:08 Lucky, come on. Honey, get out.
00:08:10 Will you...? Come on,
00:08:13 Lucky, please.
00:08:17 Lucky, get out of here.
00:08:19 - Call the dog.
00:08:20 Go on, honey.
00:08:21 Come here, come to Daddy.
00:08:31 Stop it, Lucky. Be quiet.
00:08:34 I'm sorry. He's...
00:08:36 He's nuts. Come in.
00:08:40 Hey there, Fred. Good to see you.
00:08:43 Thanks for helping.
00:08:45 No problem. This is Paul.
00:08:48 - Pleasure to meet you.
00:08:50 Paul's father
00:08:54 Thanks for helping.
00:08:56 No, the pleasure's all mine.
00:08:59 - Lucky, come on.
00:09:01 Stop it!
00:09:03 - Hey! Come over here!
00:09:06 So when did you get here?
00:09:08 - Last week.
00:09:10 - No.
00:09:11 Well, they didn't get here till
00:09:15 Hi, Fred. Thanks for coming right over.
00:09:19 It's good to see you. How's Eve?
00:09:21 Fine.
00:09:23 - Hello.
00:09:26 - And where are the Keys?
00:09:29 On the southern coast of Florida.
00:09:31 - Isn't it hotter down there?
00:09:33 Push.
00:09:35 It ain't all the time.
00:09:37 Last year when I was in Miami
00:09:43 And you were up here and you were
00:09:47 Still, it sucks that Jenny isn't here.
00:09:51 Careful.
00:09:52 I am being careful.
00:09:54 That was an expensive overhaul.
00:10:02 See? Not a single scratch.
00:10:05 Well, now you can help me
00:10:10 You got it?
00:10:12 Yeah.
00:10:18 - Put it down over there.
00:10:22 But she told me
00:10:24 Yeah, well, I don't know either.
00:10:30 Maybe she went out with a friend.
00:10:33 We'll ask her mother tomorrow
00:10:36 Anyway,
00:10:40 Why was Uncle Fred
00:10:43 Well, I'm not surprised.
00:10:44 She got pretty worked up about it
00:10:50 Come on, just forget about it.
00:10:56 Yeah, well,
00:10:59 Exactly. That's what I'm saying.
00:11:03 Oh, they're great.
00:11:08 Uh...
00:11:09 I don't know, 5, 5:30.
00:11:11 My kitchen clock's not working,
00:11:19 Yeah, exactly,
00:11:23 We're having steak.
00:11:25 It all defrosted,
00:11:29 You should come on out.
00:11:32 Yeah, that was stupid of me.
00:11:35 I froze 4 pounds of steak...
00:11:36 ...now I'm standing here
00:11:40 I'm not joking. Come on out, please,
00:11:47 Well, tell him not to be so difficult.
00:11:50 Hold on a second.
00:11:52 - What is it, honey?
00:11:54 Okay.
00:11:59 - I'd like to see it again.
00:12:01 - Tell your father.
00:12:03 So, what do you think?
00:12:07 Well, tell your sweetheart
00:12:10 Jump in the car,
00:12:15 Well, he shouldn't be so antisocial.
00:12:20 Come on, we've got enough steak
00:12:24 What is it? Hold on. Okay.
00:12:26 All right. Well, listen, just call me
00:12:30 Okay, all right, Nancy.
00:12:32 - Bye.
00:12:34 What now, honey?
00:12:37 - There's someone here.
00:12:40 At the door.
00:12:46 - Hello.
00:12:47 Sorry to disturb you, I'm staying
00:12:52 Oh, yeah, of course.
00:12:55 Please, come in.
00:13:02 So how can I help you?
00:13:05 Tell your dad we're eating
00:13:07 Okay.
00:13:08 Well, Eve s...
00:13:10 I mean, Mrs. Thompson sent me.
00:13:12 She's cooking and she ran out of eggs
00:13:17 Of course. How many does she need?
00:13:19 Four.
00:13:21 Four?
00:13:23 What for?
00:13:24 - Excuse me?
00:13:26 What does she need the eggs for?
00:13:31 I have no idea.
00:13:36 So are they okay just like this
00:13:40 Whatever you want.
00:13:43 How did you get in here?
00:13:45 Down there.
00:13:47 I mean, down by the water.
00:13:49 But you're not wet.
00:13:51 There's a hole in the fence.
00:13:55 Fred sh... I mean, Mr. Thompson,
00:14:00 Oh, I see.
00:14:03 So you sure they're okay like this?
00:14:05 Yeah, yeah. That's okay. No problem.
00:14:07 - Thank you very much. Thank you.
00:14:09 Say hello to Eve. Tell her we're
00:14:13 I'll tell her. Thanks again.
00:14:14 Thanks to Fred and your friend for help...
00:14:16 - Shit.
00:14:26 It's not a disaster.
00:14:46 We have to go grocery shopping
00:14:55 I'm really sorry.
00:14:57 It's not so bad. None of us eat eggs
00:15:05 So the disaster's under control.
00:15:07 Well, thank you. I'm sorry,
00:15:11 Well, you shouldn't cry
00:15:13 You're really nice.
00:15:15 You do what you can.
00:15:20 I really am sorry.
00:15:26 I'm very clumsy, you know?
00:15:30 - Then you're the man for carrying eggs.
00:15:34 So, what are we going to do now?
00:15:41 Well, we have a lot of steak,
00:15:44 ...and they definitely eat eggs
00:15:47 You'll still have four left.
00:15:49 It's a box with a dozen, isn't it?
00:15:52 No, you're not mistaken.
00:16:04 So would you like the carton this time?
00:16:06 - It's not necessary.
00:16:09 But if you insist.
00:16:12 If I insist?
00:16:13 Well, it might be better, I guess.
00:16:23 - Oh, God.
00:16:26 Oh, no.
00:16:27 I'm sorry.
00:16:36 Before you destroy
00:16:38 ...maybe you should take the eggs
00:16:41 Yes.
00:16:48 No carton?
00:16:59 I'm really sorry. Honestly.
00:17:02 Me too.
00:17:05 Here you go.
00:17:06 Thank you very much. Thank you.
00:17:09 I'll tell Mrs. Thompson
00:17:11 Do what you have to do.
00:17:12 Have a nice day.
00:18:23 Excuse me?
00:18:28 Lucky. Lucky. Get down.
00:18:32 Get out of here. Go on, get lost.
00:18:36 I'm sorry. He's completely harmless.
00:18:39 That's a strange way to play.
00:18:41 - Did he hurt you?
00:18:44 Oh, I'm sorry.
00:18:46 Me too. He jumped on me.
00:18:49 - I'm really sorry.
00:18:51 - Should I lock him up so you can leave?
00:18:55 - I can call my husband.
00:18:58 It's my fault.
00:19:01 I should've come myself and...
00:19:04 Wow.
00:19:07 That's a really great set of clubs.
00:19:11 It's Callaway, right?
00:19:14 Awesome.
00:19:17 These are wonderful. May I?
00:19:23 I guess we don't
00:19:30 The club doesn't make the player.
00:19:34 That's true.
00:19:37 Would you mind if I tried this?
00:19:39 Just once, please? Real quick.
00:19:42 Outside. Please? Yes?
00:19:44 I'll hit it towards the bay. Yes?
00:19:49 If it makes you happy.
00:19:51 Thank you.
00:19:58 Thanks a lot. Really.
00:20:00 Thank you.
00:20:02 Excuse me.
00:20:08 He loves golf. We both do.
00:20:11 - Excuse me?
00:20:20 Lucky!
00:20:26 Lucky. Be quiet.
00:20:35 - What's the matter with him?
00:20:38 It's probably too hot for him too.
00:21:04 I'll take a look.
00:21:29 It's wonderful. It really
00:21:34 Thanks a lot.
00:21:36 Sure.
00:21:38 Lucky!
00:21:40 - Where's Tom?
00:21:42 Did you give him the eggs?
00:21:44 Excuse me?
00:21:50 Driver's really first class.
00:21:54 Listen, young man, I don't know
00:21:57 ...but I don't wanna be a part of it.
00:22:07 Would you please leave now?
00:22:13 What game?
00:22:16 I'm sorry, ma'am, but I don't understand
00:22:20 - Did Tom or I do anything to upset you?
00:22:26 Did you misbehave while I was outside?
00:22:30 - Did he say something that...?
00:22:38 I've asked you nicely to leave.
00:22:43 Well...
00:22:46 I don't understand what's upset you,
00:22:51 Just give Tom the eggs,
00:22:55 Excuse me?
00:22:56 We'll have to tell Eve and Fred. Nothing
00:23:01 What about you?
00:23:05 - Can you just give us the eggs, please?
00:23:08 How dare you.
00:23:12 Please just go. Right now.
00:23:14 Did I do something wrong?
00:23:16 I asked you to leave. I want you to go.
00:23:19 Have you seen the dog? Is he with you?
00:23:21 - Will you throw them out?
00:23:24 - That's your name, isn't it? Farber?
00:23:27 Yeah, Fre... Mr. Thompson told us.
00:23:30 - What's going on?
00:23:32 Your wife's under the wrong impression.
00:23:35 I'm certain you can
00:23:37 - George, please.
00:23:41 Just go. Please, go.
00:23:43 Hey, Ann.
00:23:45 This is ridiculous. I can't believe this.
00:23:48 - Honey, do you mind?
00:23:51 - May I please explain what happened?
00:23:53 Mrs. Thompson sent me over
00:23:57 Your wife gave Peter the eggs,
00:24:00 And then she gave me
00:24:02 ...but the dog jumped on me,
00:24:05 You had a dozen and you're going
00:24:08 We just want the eggs, that's all.
00:24:11 Ann, can you tell me
00:24:17 Honey, can you just tell
00:24:22 Just give them to them.
00:24:24 - Can I have them now?
00:24:27 Ann, if it's just about some eggs,
00:24:30 Look, I'm not going
00:24:33 I asked you to throw them out.
00:24:41 Do what you want. I've had enough.
00:24:43 Ann.
00:24:49 I'm sorry.
00:24:51 My wife's not feeling well, so...
00:24:54 Yeah.
00:24:56 Could you please leave?
00:24:59 I can hardly play the mediator
00:25:03 So could you just leave, please?
00:25:12 Please, the...
00:25:15 - What?
00:25:18 - What the hell is going on here?
00:25:21 He asked for the eggs,
00:25:25 Now he would like some more.
00:25:29 You better watch your tone,
00:25:32 You better be careful, old man,
00:25:40 Now, please leave, right now.
00:25:43 - Mr. Farber?
00:25:46 Dad!
00:25:47 Is it broken?
00:25:50 Hey, hey, come on, come on,
00:25:53 Hey. Come on. Behave yourself.
00:25:58 Behave yourself, okay?
00:25:59 Okay? I don't want to hurt you...
00:26:03 ...so you have to behave yourself.
00:26:09 - Mom.
00:26:12 Please, just, ma'am,
00:26:15 Please, stay.
00:26:19 - He slapped me in the face.
00:26:23 You can help him,
00:26:34 - You should bring him a chair.
00:26:36 It's my knee.
00:26:38 You should take off his pants.
00:26:41 Go get him a chair, honey.
00:26:44 Be careful.
00:26:46 Peter is a... He's a medical student.
00:26:52 Can you please take off your pants?
00:26:56 If you don't let me see
00:26:58 I'm sorry I hurt you,
00:27:02 Come on, Mr. Farber,
00:27:07 He can help you with it.
00:27:11 Would you please...
00:27:15 ...leave?
00:27:17 Please.
00:27:18 We won't get anywhere like this.
00:27:25 You have to let him help you,
00:27:29 You're the ship's captain, sir.
00:27:31 You're aware that onboard,
00:27:37 So, what do you want to do?
00:27:40 You want to call someone?
00:27:42 An ambulance or the police?
00:27:45 I won't stop you.
00:27:47 Neither will Tom. Right, Tom?
00:27:55 Well, what are you waiting for?
00:28:00 He dropped the cell phone in the sink.
00:28:09 - Why are you doing this?
00:28:14 Okay, let's play another game.
00:28:17 It's a guessing game.
00:28:23 What is this?
00:28:34 Sir?
00:28:42 It's a golf ball.
00:28:45 Correct. It's a golf ball.
00:28:48 But why do I have it in my pocket?
00:28:52 Hm? The lady knows why.
00:28:55 Because?
00:29:00 Well?
00:29:05 Well?
00:29:09 Because you didn't hit it.
00:29:11 Correct. Because I didn't hit it.
00:29:16 Because something stopped you.
00:29:19 Correct. Because I had
00:29:34 Where is he?
00:29:36 Cold.
00:29:44 Even colder.
00:29:51 Cold.
00:29:53 Ice cold.
00:30:04 Warmer.
00:30:07 Warmer.
00:30:09 Little cold.
00:30:14 Warmer.
00:30:17 Warmer.
00:30:20 Warmer.
00:30:25 Cold.
00:30:30 Cold.
00:30:33 Warmer.
00:30:35 Warm, cold.
00:30:41 Warmer.
00:30:43 Really warm.
00:31:05 Would you please go to the kitchen
00:31:10 That be possible?
00:31:24 Maybe there's some bananas or...
00:31:29 Please don't think about bringing back
00:31:33 ...or I'd be sorry.
00:31:35 For you, I mean.
00:31:46 It's getting cloudy.
00:31:53 That's very nice of you, thank you.
00:31:56 Hello?
00:31:57 Hello?
00:32:00 Hello?
00:32:01 Hello?
00:32:06 Yeah!
00:32:08 Hello!
00:32:10 Hi, sweetie.
00:32:21 Where are you?
00:32:24 Come on down to the water.
00:32:30 We're both thinking the same thing,
00:32:34 Hm?
00:32:43 We saw your boat.
00:32:46 Hi, Betsy.
00:32:48 Hi, Robert.
00:32:51 When did you get here?
00:32:54 Today.
00:32:56 We're still unpacking.
00:32:59 How long you staying?
00:33:02 Probably a week or two.
00:33:05 Oh, wonderful. So nice to see you.
00:33:10 - Let me help you.
00:33:14 - Have you ever met my sister-in-law?
00:33:17 Pleased to meet you.
00:33:19 Hello, nice to meet you too.
00:33:22 Hello. Hi, Robert.
00:33:24 - Hi, how are you?
00:33:28 This is Paul. He's staying
00:33:32 - Hi, pleased to meet you.
00:33:35 - Oh, no, I have... I have eczema.
00:33:39 You should go swimming,
00:33:42 Thank you, that's good advice.
00:33:45 - Hello, pleased to meet you.
00:33:47 How's George?
00:33:49 Fine, thanks.
00:33:51 Where is he?
00:33:52 He pulled a muscle putting up the mast,
00:33:58 So sorry to hear that. That's what
00:34:01 Robert, on the other hand,
00:34:05 Right, Robert?
00:34:07 Tell your hubby to get better,
00:34:10 I'll tell him.
00:34:11 I mean it, as soon as he's better,
00:34:15 He brought his little girlfriend.
00:34:18 All right. Well, listen,
00:34:21 Listen, if the weather stays like this,
00:34:25 - It's supposed to be windy.
00:34:27 - Where's your dock?
00:34:30 Your dock?
00:34:32 Oh, it's just around the peninsula,
00:34:36 The old cottage, with the red dock?
00:34:38 Right.
00:34:40 It's very beautiful.
00:34:42 Well, thank you, we enjoy it.
00:34:45 Well, anyway, it's good to see you.
00:34:55 So you're here all week?
00:34:58 Well, this week for sure.
00:35:00 Maybe we'll come by tonight.
00:35:01 Oh, do, you know we love seeing you.
00:35:04 All right.
00:35:06 Yeah, see how he is.
00:35:09 Bye-bye.
00:35:10 - Bye.
00:35:14 They'll be here in two hours...
00:35:17 ...and then this little charade of yours
00:35:19 Sorry, but that's not exactly true.
00:35:21 Didn't you ask your friends to call
00:35:24 ...or did I misunderstand something?
00:35:26 They'll come,
00:35:30 Is lying allowed?
00:35:32 Just a second.
00:35:36 Why don't you have a landline?
00:35:41 Or is it
00:35:43 Please, have a seat.
00:35:46 You know you can be completely
00:35:49 We're being completely open with you.
00:35:53 Right there.
00:36:01 You should put a pillow under him.
00:36:03 You know, if you'd let Peter
00:36:06 I'm happy to help, really,
00:36:09 Careful with...
00:36:12 That's a good idea, put it up.
00:36:17 So there we are.
00:36:20 - You sure you don't wanna put a pillow...?
00:36:26 You're asking?
00:36:28 What?
00:36:30 You said, "Please."
00:36:41 I'm very happy about this.
00:36:44 It's easier when things are polite.
00:36:48 I'd like to apologize for before.
00:36:51 But you have to admit, George,
00:36:56 It really wasn't
00:37:06 I'm Paul.
00:37:09 This is Peter.
00:37:11 Come here, Tom. Where are
00:37:20 Here, take this for the pain.
00:37:22 What's this now?
00:37:26 What, didn't we just agree that?
00:37:30 Jesus Christ!
00:37:42 It's okay. It's okay.
00:37:45 Stop it now,
00:37:47 Stop it! Do you understand?
00:37:52 Calm down.
00:37:56 Calm down.
00:38:08 So much stress for politeness' sake.
00:38:26 I mean, I was just trying to be friendly.
00:38:29 Improve relations.
00:38:32 Why are you doing this?
00:38:39 Tubby, why are we doing this?
00:38:42 Go on, say it.
00:38:46 I don't know.
00:38:48 The captain would like to know why.
00:38:52 Well?
00:38:55 It's difficult to talk about it.
00:38:56 Don't be shy.
00:38:59 You know exactly how hard
00:39:03 Jesus, what a drama.
00:39:05 His father divorced his mother when
00:39:09 It's not true! He's lying.
00:39:13 My mother got a divorce because...
00:39:16 Because she wanted her
00:39:19 Which is why he's gay,
00:39:23 You're an asshole.
00:39:25 The truth is...
00:39:27 ...he's white trash. He comes
00:39:31 Five siblings, all of them on drugs.
00:39:34 His father is an alcoholic.
00:39:36 His mother, well, I mean,
00:39:40 Truth is...
00:39:43 ...he's fucking her.
00:39:46 It's sad, but it's true.
00:39:49 Come on. Calm down now, Tubby.
00:39:54 Stop it.
00:39:56 You're disgusting.
00:39:59 Can't you at least watch your language
00:40:02 Oh, I'm...
00:40:04 I'm sorry.
00:40:06 Of course.
00:40:08 What would you like to hear?
00:40:12 None of what I said is true,
00:40:15 You think he's white trash?
00:40:18 Come on, he's a spoiled little brat.
00:40:21 He's jaded and disgusted
00:40:28 It's hard.
00:40:30 Really.
00:40:36 He liked that. Look, now he's smiling.
00:40:42 Okay?
00:40:45 You happy now,
00:40:58 I'm hungry.
00:41:01 Let's see what there is.
00:41:04 Truth is...
00:41:06 ...he's a drug addict.
00:41:07 That's where he's going to right now.
00:41:12 That's why he's so nervous.
00:41:15 We rob rich families in their charming
00:41:20 Stop this bullshit.
00:41:25 - I get it. Isn't that enough?
00:41:30 Hey, Tubby, he's got it.
00:41:36 That's awesome, really.
00:41:39 Peter, come here.
00:41:42 Listen, we're gonna
00:41:45 Come on, hurry up.
00:41:48 - Sit down.
00:41:50 Come on, don't fall asleep.
00:41:54 Okay, we bet... What time is it?
00:41:57 Eight-forty.
00:42:00 that in, let's say, 12 hours...
00:42:04 ...all three of you...
00:42:06 ...are gonna be kaput.
00:42:10 Okay?
00:42:14 What?
00:42:16 You bet that you'll be
00:42:19 ...and we bet
00:42:38 They don't wanna bet.
00:42:39 Well, it's not an option.
00:42:43 I mean, what do you think?
00:42:46 You're on their side, aren't you?
00:42:50 But, wait, what kind of bet is this?
00:42:52 ...they can't live up to their side,
00:42:57 Yes, they'll lose either way,
00:43:00 Stop this nonsense.
00:43:05 Haven't you done enough already?
00:43:07 What do you want? You want money?
00:43:10 Take what you want, just get out.
00:43:13 Okay?
00:43:17 Don't you think Fred and Eve are going
00:43:23 And then they're gonna give us
00:43:30 Okay.
00:43:32 So the bet is on.
00:43:35 Like they say on TV:
00:43:38 Let's make a deal.
00:43:42 So, what do you want to do now?
00:43:46 Would you be so kind as to go
00:43:51 Tubby...
00:43:53 ...I'm worried about you.
00:43:56 You just finished stuffing your face
00:43:59 It's disgusting.
00:44:02 I haven't had anything since noon.
00:44:05 - Okay, Tom.
00:44:07 Okay, well,
00:44:11 Do you think that that's attractive?
00:44:15 Look at the captain's wife.
00:44:19 - With these jelly rolls?
00:44:22 - Do you like having that?
00:44:24 Look at her, she's not that old.
00:44:28 Pardon me, ma'am. You would be
00:44:33 ...if it wasn't for that body.
00:44:37 You should follow her lead.
00:44:40 Now, that is a well-toned body.
00:44:44 There's not an extra calorie on it.
00:44:46 I'm not so sure.
00:44:48 What?
00:44:50 Did you hear that?
00:44:52 Tubby, that's really rude.
00:44:58 - Oh, no.
00:45:01 Indian. You.
00:45:05 What's your name anyway?
00:45:13 George.
00:45:15 George? Just like Daddy.
00:45:19 That's really sweet.
00:45:22 Come here, Georgie.
00:45:23 Come here.
00:45:26 Come here.
00:45:28 Come on,
00:45:31 Leave him alone.
00:45:33 I know you don't want to play with me,
00:45:37 - It's a fun game, trust me.
00:45:40 You see how your mom fights for you?
00:45:43 - Your daddy could learn from her.
00:45:46 That's why
00:45:48 Tubby, take Georgie for a second.
00:45:51 You see, this is an awesome game.
00:45:55 It's really fun. Here we go.
00:45:59 Don't panic. Nothing's going to happen.
00:46:02 It's a family game. Daddy can play, too,
00:46:08 Hey, Georgie. It's no fun
00:46:12 Hey! Listen to me.
00:46:16 That's better.
00:46:21 Now, listen, we're a team now,
00:46:29 Does the cover bother you?
00:46:32 Are you getting enough air?
00:46:35 Are you?
00:46:38 - Georgie? Are you?
00:46:41 Awesome.
00:46:44 Now we can start.
00:46:46 If I remember correctly, Mommy
00:46:50 Now, why was that?
00:46:54 I don't know.
00:46:56 Is lying allowed? What kind of
00:47:00 Tubby, you know exactly
00:47:03 Because you started talking
00:47:07 You're the one
00:47:11 Whatever, it doesn't matter.
00:47:16 ...I understand why she was
00:47:21 That's why we're playing
00:47:24 To preserve moral decency.
00:47:27 Now the kid is in the bag.
00:47:30 Now let's see if Mommy's titties sag.
00:47:41 We don't want to hurt
00:47:43 Leave him alone.
00:47:45 Exactly. Daddy would like to play too.
00:47:48 Oh, God.
00:47:52 What are we waiting for?
00:47:55 Tell your wife not to be shy.
00:47:57 It's silly.
00:48:03 Please, leave him alone.
00:48:06 You just have to tell her
00:48:10 Please.
00:48:12 "Take off your clothes, honey."
00:48:33 Take off your clothes.
00:48:37 "Take off your clothes, honey."
00:48:54 Take off your clothes, honey.
00:50:33 Bravo.
00:50:37 What did I say? No jelly rolls.
00:50:41 And now we can get dressed again.
00:51:13 Gross. Tubby, come here.
00:51:15 He's not even house broken yet.
00:51:18 - Go change his diaper.
00:51:20 It's okay,
00:51:23 Let go of him!
00:52:23 Here.
00:52:24 Have a seat.
00:52:26 Have a seat.
00:52:32 I would advise you not to kick.
00:52:50 I hope you don't get bored with him.
00:52:54 If you do,
00:53:01 But be careful, don't ruin the carpet.
00:53:31 No, it's just a joke.
00:53:34 I have to take my SATs again
00:53:36 ...and then I'll go to college
00:53:45 Does it hurt badly?
00:53:48 Why don't you just kill us?
00:53:50 You shouldn't forget the importance
00:54:38 I'm sorry about the leg, but it's
00:54:43 I mean, why did you slap Paul?
00:54:46 And the pointless begging for the eggs
00:54:50 Degrading, actually.
00:54:51 I don't know if that's clear to you.
00:54:53 If you think about it, all of this,
00:54:58 In fact, they must still be there.
00:55:04 Besides, you should've
00:55:06 She practically begged you
00:55:09 But then, of course,
00:55:13 Here they are.
00:55:15 One is cracked, but not bad.
00:55:18 These egg cartons can really
00:55:22 Why are you doing that?
00:55:26 I don't understand,
00:55:28 You're practically forcing me
00:55:35 Shit! Now you've really done it.
00:55:38 And Paul specifically told us
00:55:46 Please, just let us go.
00:55:52 Look, you have everything
00:55:59 Nothing's really happened yet.
00:56:01 We can just say George's leg
00:56:06 Everyone will believe us,
00:56:08 - Please, don't do this.
00:56:10 Why are you degrading yourself?
00:56:49 Georgie?
00:56:52 Where are you?
00:58:24 Georgie.
00:58:26 I'm coming.
00:59:24 Wait a second.
00:59:58 - Hi, Georgie.
01:00:03 Cock it.
01:00:06 Pull the handle back.
01:00:38 Pull the trigger.
01:00:57 ...instead,
01:01:01 - to the museum.
01:01:04 You were great!
01:01:05 a good rehearsal.
01:01:08 Damage is mostly along the coast.
01:01:11 his second win
01:01:14 And trying to do what he has to do
01:01:18 And that means he really needs
01:01:22 ...and he needs to see Frank Kimble
01:01:27 That's all he can do.
01:01:28 He does. You had it figured earlier.
01:01:30 It can happen.
01:01:32 He sat on the pole.
01:01:34 ...then go into Iowa
01:01:37 Bobby Gerhart put so much effort
01:01:40 Honey, I'm home.
01:01:43 Mommy!
01:01:45 What is it, baby?
01:01:53 They killed Jenny.
01:01:54 - Hey, Beavis.
01:01:57 - Everything under control?
01:01:59 Good.
01:02:02 May I?
01:02:03 Please, be my guest.
01:02:06 I'm sure you're wondering, captain,
01:02:11 Or does it look familiar?
01:02:13 Did you ever go hunting with Fred?
01:02:16 Can you believe that your darling
01:02:21 I know it's hard to believe,
01:02:24 ...and nothing but the truth,
01:02:31 - What do you think about that, Tom?
01:02:34 What time is it?
01:02:36 After 11.
01:02:37 I think we should think about
01:02:41 In fact, we should be very grateful
01:02:45 ...for helping us out so much.
01:02:48 One for Beavis.
01:02:51 One for Butt-Head.
01:02:54 Okay.
01:02:59 Eenie, meenie, minie, mo
01:03:02 If he hollers let him go
01:03:12 You look really blue.
01:03:14 Tell me now, how old are you?
01:03:20 She doesn't wanna play.
01:03:23 How old do you think she is?
01:03:26 Thirty, 37?
01:03:29 No jelly rolls.
01:03:31 Let's be generous, let's say 35, okay?
01:03:36 You agree?
01:03:38 She agrees.
01:03:40 So who do you want to start with?
01:03:43 With her?
01:03:45 Good.
01:03:47 Now, I'll get something to eat.
01:03:53 One, two, three, four, five,
01:04:12 Does anyone want anything?
01:04:16 Hm?
01:04:43 You're an idiot, Tubby.
01:04:45 You don't kill the person who's
01:04:49 What's wrong with you?
01:04:51 - He tried to run away.
01:04:54 That's no reason to get trigger-happy.
01:04:56 Don't you have any sense of timing?
01:04:59 What time is it?
01:05:01 - Almost 12.
01:05:04 They're spent.
01:05:07 - Come on, let's get out of here.
01:05:12 Thanks for the driver.
01:05:18 Yes?
01:05:19 - Okay, thanks. Have a nice evening.
01:05:25 Ciao.
01:05:26 Juan Montoya gave
01:05:29 Wallace took over the point, Gerhart
01:05:36 Blake Bjorklund throwing his name
01:05:39 As far as potential drivers
01:05:44 ...Pete Shepherd, another development
01:05:49 Jack Roush
01:05:51 "He reminds me
01:05:55 Pretty big impressive statement
01:05:59 You never know
01:06:02 Pretty funny. Just a second ago,
01:06:06 You see him right now.
01:06:09 ...and that's because
01:06:12 In fact, Juan Montoya
01:06:16 "I am going to stick to the back bumper
01:06:20 ...until the white flag."
01:06:22 So Brad Parrott ran down here
01:06:29 Well, wait a second,
01:06:33 ...to the guy you're racing against.
01:06:35 Well, they're saying that now.
01:06:38 If the cars get shuffled, that outside line
01:06:42 Juan on the radio minutes ago,
01:06:45 "Where do I go? The high side,
01:06:48 Nobody said nothing.
01:07:31 They've gone.
01:07:42 Do you hear that?
01:07:51 They're gone.
01:08:40 I'Il... I'll get a knife.
01:11:44 Calm down.
01:11:47 Just breathe. Please, just breathe.
01:11:52 Please, breathe.
01:11:54 Breathe, breathe.
01:12:37 We gotta get out of here.
01:12:48 They may come back.
01:12:51 We...
01:12:54 We need to go.
01:13:01 Okay.
01:13:05 Can you walk?
01:13:08 - I'll help you.
01:13:22 What is it?
01:13:49 Okay.
01:13:56 Okay.
01:14:49 Let's go. Please, let's go.
01:15:26 It's locked.
01:15:31 We'll have to go through the window.
01:15:37 Oh, God.
01:15:40 George, please, please.
01:15:43 I can't, baby. I can't.
01:15:46 Come on. Come on.
01:15:51 You go.
01:15:53 You go. Okay?
01:15:57 If they locked the door,
01:16:02 You're right.
01:16:07 Take the pliers, okay?
01:16:10 Cut through the fence.
01:16:13 Be careful when you get to the street,
01:16:18 Where are the pliers?
01:16:21 Fuck.
01:16:25 They're in the kitchen, I think.
01:16:27 No. In the greenhouse.
01:16:30 Hon, please, you got to get dressed,
01:16:34 Put some shoes on
01:16:39 I can't leave you here, no.
01:16:41 Just go. We're losing time.
01:16:46 No, wait, the bag's here.
01:16:59 I'll hide in the cellar.
01:17:01 Okay? I'll wait for you.
01:17:07 How will you get down there?
01:17:10 I don't know.
01:17:12 - Fuck.
01:17:27 Please, just go.
01:17:31 Please.
01:17:52 George, it's working.
01:17:54 - What?
01:17:58 Call someone.
01:18:00 - Who?
01:18:03 Okay.
01:18:16 It isn't ringing.
01:18:19 Let me listen.
01:18:29 It's probably still wet.
01:18:31 There's a signal.
01:18:34 Wait a minute.
01:18:47 Where's yours?
01:18:50 It's in the fucking car.
01:19:21 Nothing.
01:19:26 Get the hair dryer. That might work.
01:19:29 Here.
01:19:32 - I need a chair.
01:19:36 I'm sorry.
01:19:54 It's not working, honey.
01:21:32 Forget it.
01:21:33 Forget it.
01:21:35 Maybe it just doesn't work.
01:21:38 We're wasting time.
01:21:40 Just pull me over in the chair. I'll try.
01:21:44 Okay?
01:21:46 You got to go now.
01:21:47 Okay.
01:21:52 Shit, sorry.
01:22:16 You gotta go.
01:22:18 - Go, now.
01:22:20 Please.
01:22:21 Ann.
01:22:27 Please forgive me.
01:22:44 I love you.
01:22:50 I love you.
01:22:53 I love you.
01:22:54 You run, okay?
01:22:57 Just run.
01:24:56 Hello!
01:25:02 Hello!
01:25:04 Help me!
01:25:07 Help!
01:25:51 Hello?
01:25:54 Can you hear me?
01:25:57 I live at 55 Neck Lane...
01:26:02 ...in the head of the harbor.
01:26:07 They killed my son.
01:26:14 Can you hear me?
01:26:18 Shit.
01:26:39 Hello? I just called.
01:28:27 Hey! Hey!
01:28:30 Wait!
01:30:07 Ann?
01:30:34 Player one, level two.
01:30:44 Damn it.
01:30:45 Good morning, captain.
01:30:49 Good morning.
01:30:52 They'll be here any minute.
01:30:55 Then we'd better hurry, right, Beavis?
01:30:59 How old did we say? 37?
01:31:00 - Thirty-five.
01:31:02 - Why won't you believe me?
01:31:05 - It's a good thing the charger's
01:31:07 nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15...
01:31:10 If it's her age,
01:31:13 Why?
01:31:14 Because those are the rules, blockhead.
01:31:17 Okay, well, I'll start with her, then.
01:31:19 The battery wasn't dead yet.
01:31:21 - One, two, three, four...
01:31:24 It's time to think of something new.
01:31:28 - Count faster, Beavis.
01:31:31 I mean,
01:31:33 It's not a bet if there's nothing at stake,
01:31:36 I mean, even you need a chance.
01:31:38 The wind blows where it wants to.
01:31:42 - Twenty-nine, 30, 31, 32...
01:31:45 ...33, 34, 35.
01:31:48 Now, don't make
01:31:51 It's not the person counted out,
01:31:58 Wait a minute.
01:32:00 I see a new toy.
01:32:02 I think we have the lady
01:32:07 This is gonna make things
01:32:11 It's boring when mutes suffer.
01:32:14 We want to entertain our audience,
01:32:18 Show them what we can do.
01:32:27 You're allowed to play another game.
01:32:30 The name of this game
01:32:34 Otherwise known as:
01:32:37 Whether by Knife
01:32:41 ...Losing Your Life
01:32:46 Come on, don't fall asleep.
01:32:48 You have to play,
01:32:51 ...and you don't like that, do you?
01:32:56 So the rules of this game are...
01:32:59 ...Georgie Sr. is counted out, okay?
01:33:02 He's up next.
01:33:05 ...unless you wanna jump in for him.
01:33:09 Do you? Beavis is not gonna mind.
01:33:12 - Don't call me Tubby.
01:33:14 - Just get on with it, this is enough.
01:33:18 You really think it's enough?
01:33:21 Do you think it's enough,
01:33:24 Don't answer. Let them do
01:33:29 Oh, come on.
01:33:31 Stop being such a coward.
01:33:34 Do you think it's enough?
01:33:37 With plausible plot development,
01:33:42 The bet is still on.
01:33:45 So the name of the game
01:33:48 Now, although Beavis
01:33:52 ...Ann can decide who's up next...
01:33:55 ...and with which device.
01:34:01 Which do you prefer?
01:34:04 The little knife or the big gun?
01:34:09 What's the housewife's choice?
01:34:14 You have to admit, Ann...
01:34:17 ...I'm being very generous here.
01:34:20 You can prove to your pussy husband
01:34:25 And between friends,
01:34:29 Doesn't really matter
01:34:33 Right?
01:34:35 Hello! Wake up!
01:34:38 You don't want to play anymore? Beavis,
01:34:44 Watch out.
01:34:46 - I almost cut myself.
01:34:58 Come on, come on, sit down,
01:35:05 That's the little knife.
01:35:10 Ann, you can spare him the pain.
01:35:14 You just... You have to play with us.
01:35:20 Everything's gonna be fine.
01:35:32 - What do you want me to do?
01:35:40 Good.
01:35:46 Okay.
01:35:49 Say a prayer.
01:35:51 Any one you want.
01:35:53 If you can say it
01:35:57 ...then God is on your side...
01:35:59 ...and you get to choose
01:36:02 Okay?
01:36:05 Okay? Or should we continue
01:36:15 I don't know any prayers.
01:36:21 You don't know any prayers?
01:36:24 Not even one?
01:36:26 Is that possible?
01:36:30 - Tubby, tell her one.
01:36:34 Okay, fine.
01:36:36 Tell her one.
01:36:41 I love you, God, with all my might
01:36:47 - That's too short.
01:36:51 Okay.
01:36:53 I love you, God, with all my might
01:36:59 I love you, God, with all my might...
01:37:01 No, you can't say it like that.
01:37:05 You can't just drone on like that.
01:37:11 ...so pray properly.
01:37:13 Come on, get down on your knees.
01:37:16 Yeah, kneel properly.
01:37:22 Not on your stomach.
01:37:23 Where's the person you're praying to, hm?
01:37:29 Now, Ann...
01:37:31 ...from the bottom of your heart, pray.
01:37:37 - Beavis, can you help me out here?
01:37:42 Oh, God, I love you, God,
01:37:46 Please, keep me safe
01:37:54 Bravo.
01:37:56 That was fantastic.
01:37:59 Okay, that was the test run. Now
01:38:03 If you can say this...
01:38:06 ...little, unfortunately,
01:38:11 ...with no mistakes...
01:38:13 ...not only will you be able to decide
01:38:18 ...but also... And I'm sure this
01:38:21 with which device...
01:38:24 ...whether it's the fast
01:38:28 ...or the slow, drawn-out...
01:38:32 Look out!
01:38:45 Shit.
01:38:48 Where's the remote control?
01:39:24 Okay, that was the test run.
01:39:26 Now we're gonna go
01:39:28 If you can say this...
01:39:31 ...little, unfortunately,
01:39:36 ...with no mistakes...
01:39:38 ...not only will you be able to decide
01:39:43 ...but also... And I'm sure
01:39:46 with which device...
01:39:49 ...whether it's the fast
01:39:53 ...or the slow, drawn-out...
01:40:00 You shouldn't have done that, Ann.
01:40:03 You're not allowed to break the rules.
01:40:07 I'm sorry.
01:40:09 You failed.
01:40:13 Say goodbye to Georgie.
01:41:04 Would you please take a seat?
01:41:57 Give me your gloves.
01:42:05 So everything
01:42:07 But, of course, all these predictions
01:42:10 Now Kelvin knows what's going on.
01:42:12 He wants to warn his wife
01:42:15 The problem isn't only
01:42:18 ...but also how to communicate
01:42:20 - Finally there's a gap...
01:42:24 Now, that is what I call Olympic spirit.
01:42:30 Hey, Tubby, be careful. Jesus.
01:42:34 Didn't you say you couldn't swim?
01:42:48 Bring the widow over here,
01:42:51 Oh, wait. Wait, wait, wait.
01:42:54 Now.
01:42:56 Help me here, please.
01:43:05 - So where was I?
01:43:08 You were...
01:43:12 You were discussing the difference
01:43:16 ...between the material universe
01:43:20 Exactly.
01:43:23 The gravitational force
01:43:26 ...absolutely nothing can escape, which
01:43:29 - But Kelvin has this...
01:43:31 - What?
01:43:36 After 8.
01:43:38 Already?
01:43:49 Why? The deadline was 9.
01:43:52 Well, it's too difficult to sail like this...
01:43:55 ...first of all.
01:43:56 Second of all...
01:43:59 - ...I'm getting kind of hungry.
01:44:17 And when he overcomes
01:44:20 ...it turns out that one universe
01:44:23 How?
01:44:25 How do I know? It's a kind of
01:44:28 Okay, so where's your hero now?
01:44:32 His family's in reality,
01:44:35 - But isn't fiction real?
01:44:38 Well, you can see it in the movie,
01:44:41 Of course.
01:44:42 Well, then it's just as real as reality...
01:44:46 ...because you can see it too, right?
01:44:50 Bullshit.
01:44:52 Why?
01:45:35 Hello?
01:45:38 Is anyone there?
01:45:45 Hello?
01:45:48 Yes?
01:45:49 Hello?
01:45:51 - Hello.
01:45:54 Good morning. I'm sorry
01:45:59 Ann sent me.
01:46:01 Yes?
01:46:02 You don't remember me, do you?
01:46:05 We met yesterday, at the dock.
01:46:07 - Paul.
01:46:10 - Good morning.
01:46:13 Ann sent me over because...
01:46:16 Some guests dropped by...
01:46:18 ...and she was wondering if you
01:46:22 Well, I guess so.
01:46:23 - It's okay?
01:46:26 Okay.