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Futurama Into the Wild Green Yonder
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(ZAPPING) |
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(ELECTRONIC PULSING) |
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(BURBLING) |
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(PEOPLE SCREAMING) |
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(CAMERA CLICKS) |
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You and I wiII be reborn |
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In a future pIace and time |
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If everything our |
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In an age of |
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You and I wiII |
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And we'II |
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That was then |
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Doo-doo-be-doo, Doo-doo |
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'Cause we'II stiII find |
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We'II stiII cruise |
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You'II stiII |
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AIthough the moon |
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CouId be Phobos or Deimos |
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The psychic worms from |
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Who controI |
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WiII make us think |
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And 301 0 is exactIy |
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Don't expect any |
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That was then |
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Wow, Mars Vegas. |
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Two, one, zero! |
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(PEOPLE CHEERING) |
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Rest in hell, Crapville! |
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Out here in the desert, |
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Bathtubs size of oceans, |
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(BLUBBERS) Hamburger! |
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ANNOUNCER: |
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(IMITATES WARNING CHIME) |
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BENDER: Yo, you need any |
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So what's gonna |
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LEO: That? |
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Future site |
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(LAUGHS) Take that, |
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(CAR DOOR CLOSES) |
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Okay. Let's hit him hard. |
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(SINGING) This |
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Who are you noisy women? |
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l'm Frida Waterfall, |
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and we will not |
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Well, I'm Leo Wong, |
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(WOMEN SCREAMING) |
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(WOMEN GRUNTING) |
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(BODIES THUDDING) |
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(GASPS) |
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(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES) |
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Hey, what happened |
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(SCREAMS) |
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Is he badly hurt, |
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I don't quite know |
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(SOBBING) Fry is dead! |
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(ALL SOBBING) |
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(GRUNTS) |
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(GROANS) |
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Wait, not dead. |
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Damn eco-broads! |
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You can't even spray |
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(BIRDS CHIRPING) |
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(SCREAMS) |
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Now, hang on. |
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don't you have to make |
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You mean, cursory |
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Already done! |
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Oh, my, yes. |
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This place is deader |
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No, it's not! |
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There's |
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Ah! |
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Cyprinodon martius. |
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Amazingly, |
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Killing these will |
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(IMITATING PONY TROTTING) |
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(IMITATES GUNFIRE) |
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(IMITATES NEIGHING) |
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Wait a second. |
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Leeches |
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but these |
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(SCREAMS) |
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Get off me! |
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I'll get it with my trusty |
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(GRUNTING) |
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No, don't kill it! |
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(SCREAMING) |
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There. They're not |
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No, they're not. |
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And I'm gonna raise |
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so the world will forever |
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(SCREAMING) |
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No. I killed it. |
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(SCREAMS) |
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Mother (BLEEP). |
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Poor thing. |
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(SCREAMS) |
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(GROANS WEAKLY) |
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Tell you what, Fry. |
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I give you token |
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He took it, |
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Maybe we did, maybe we didn't. |
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Okay, okay. |
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I give you |
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free dinner and |
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Lose the |
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All right, damn it, done! |
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(CHEERING) |
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All right, I scored. |
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(SLOT MACHINES CLINKING) |
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Look out, Vegas, |
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(LAUGHING) |
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Oh. |
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I'm bankrupt. |
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(CHUCKLES) |
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Yup. What? I said |
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I am not acting |
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Fry, calm down |
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Yeah, Fry, |
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You're right, Amy! |
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Man, I'm worried about him. |
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But not enough |
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You win, damn it! |
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(BELL RINGING) |
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(BENDER LAUGHING) |
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It's all in the wrist. |
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(HORNS HONKING) |
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(OVERLAPPING CHATTER) |
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Voices always yelling. |
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Who said that? |
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Stop it. |
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(PANICKED GASPING) |
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Voices bothering |
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You need one |
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(OVERLAPPING CHATTER) |
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A foil hat? |
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What about |
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(CONVERSATIONS STOP) |
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Hey, it worked. |
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They've got |
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Hang on. Hang on. |
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(CLATTERING) |
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(SIGHS) |
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That's better. |
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Hi, Hutch. |
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Are my fillings |
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No, man. |
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Truth is, |
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You're a mind reader. |
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Oh, my God! Oh, my God! |
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You don't |
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I believe you. |
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Seriously, do it. |
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(SIGHS) |
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HUTCH: Testing, testing. |
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FRY: Loud and clear. |
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What? |
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I said, "Loud and clear." |
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Only I said it with my |
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Whoa! |
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Freaky. Why can't I |
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I don't know. Wait. |
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What's that about |
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Never mind that. |
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Just keep the foil |
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Also, it'll keep |
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That's a plus. |
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And don't ever, ever, ever |
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or the Dark Ones |
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Hang on, pizza grease. |
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Like that. |
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(WAILS) |
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(ELECTRONICA MUSIC PLAYING) |
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Jeez, get a load of |
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I'd like to get |
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Give her a jump, |
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(CACKLING) |
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Whoa, whoa. |
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Show some |
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This is |
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Yo, Skip, I can |
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Oh, Michael, |
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I love you so much. |
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(BOTH GASP) |
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Actually, we... |
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Slide me |
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So what |
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The north-eastern. |
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(BELCHES LOUDLY) |
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(SENSUOUS MUSIC PLAYING) |
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(CHEERING) |
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ANNOUNCER ON PA: |
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our circus of the senses |
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The muted |
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which Iingers even now, |
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With but one hope of |
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our sensual fate rests |
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Fanny. |
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Oh. |
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(STAMMERING) |
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(GASPS) |
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(CRICKETS CHIRPING) |
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(PEOPLE CHATTERING) |
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(HUMMING JAUNTILY) |
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Yes? |
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I'm Bender. |
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(COCKS GUN) |
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Who is it, the Feds? |
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(GASPS) |
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Allegedly. |
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whose honor I would |
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Well, |
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(MOANING) |
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I'm gonna be in here a |
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It's one of them self-driving |
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(MOANING) |
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Oh, Bender, your |
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It's like kissing an |
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(BODIES CLUNK) |
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(BENDER EXCLAIMS) |
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(OVERLAPPING CONVERSATIONS) |
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(CONVERSATIONS STOP) |
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My God, I reaIIy |
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There must be something |
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(GASPS) |
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Hello, ladies, |
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(BLOWS THUDDING) |
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Oh, wait, |
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(GASPS) |
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FRY: Poker. With my |
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Wait, no, just |
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Sign me up for the |
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Okey-doke, Jiffy Pop. |
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50,000? |
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Drat, all I have |
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and a token for free |
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Close enough. |
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(MELLOW JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) |
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(PEOPLE CHATTERING) |
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You're having an affair |
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BENDER: Yup, this is |
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(MOANING) |
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Bender, are you crazy? |
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No, |
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I'm not crazy. |
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(SCOFFS) You sure |
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I mean, you do have |
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So? You got |
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And speaking of sucking |
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Hey, there! How are |
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Great. |
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Well, let's see now. |
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that's been dipped |
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Questions? |
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What was the bear's name? |
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Jojo. |
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Ooh, I'll have him. |
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(STARTLED GASP) |
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Hide me! |
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ain't that your wife what |
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Donbot, honey! |
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I was just |
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Alone, huh? |
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(BENDER EXCLAIMS) |
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(BENDER GROANS) |
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Where am I? |
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I was exploring a wormhole |
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when suddenly I was |
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Hot, sexy darkness. |
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(PURRS SENSUALLY) |
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Why, hello, |
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The world's |
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I mean, the world's most |
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Nice to see you, Bender. |
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Listen, sugar, I stuck up |
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and got you a |
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(SQUEALING) |
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Donbot, I love you! |
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(WHISPERING) Not really. |
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Man, this is great! |
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I always wanted to |
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I mean, if you'll |
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Bender out. |
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(HUMMING HAPPILY) |
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I never felt |
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Listen, this |
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Let's sell it and run off |
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(SIGHS) No. It will take |
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No, it won't. |
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Yeah, it will. Shut up! |
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We'll run off, |
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(GASPS) |
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One entry, please. |
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Bender, no! |
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You're not lucky enough. |
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Oh, no? I'm 40% lucky. |
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The scrap metal I'm |
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from the luckiest racehorses |
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They don't sound |
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Not without their shoes. |
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(CROWD MURMURING) |
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(BUBBLING) |
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(HISSING) |
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(CROWD EXCLAIMS) |
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WOMAN: That's great! |
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(HUMMING) |
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Here, Bendy, take this. |
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It's the Donbot's |
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All right! |
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No, wait, three. |
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(TIRES SCREECHING) |
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Yo, you see this |
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I'm powering up the clamps. |
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. |
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Let us not rush to judgment. |
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But, Skip, that was your |
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While it is true that |
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there is no proof |
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Aside from the hacksaw |
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Well, what about |
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Not yet, Clamps. |
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Torture with the clamps |
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No. We are gonna |
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He does, that proves |
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in which event... |
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The clamps! |
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Or a clamp-like device. |
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JlLLETTE: Welcome viewers |
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lt's the 3009 no-limit |
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(CHEERING) |
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I'm the massive head |
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and here with |
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Our act really didn't |
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Pardon me, |
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Is this duffle bag big |
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(LAUGHING) |
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Bender? |
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Quick, get your entry fee |
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(SPLUTTERS) |
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Bite my shiny metal hat. |
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JlLLETTE: Tex Connecticut, |
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SmiIey Spiff, up next. |
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Looks like |
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AIso, she's got two eights. |
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And Bender Rodriguez |
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BENDER: Two aces. |
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(MIMICKING GUITAR SOLO) |
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I fold. |
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Holy crap! A stunning play by |
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It's almost |
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Bender has two aces? |
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I'm out. |
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(LAUGHS) |
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Suck my luck! |
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See this gun? |
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That's what I'm gonna |
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(COOING) |
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All in. |
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(GROWLING) |
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My cards are awfuI, |
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I call your bluff. |
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(GROWLING) |
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I shall annihilate... |
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(SOBBING) |
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I just wanted to |
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Well, you didn't. |
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JILLETTE: It's getting |
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Based on the state |
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we're now in hour |
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And the first bad deal |
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Hey, pal, help me out here. |
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I'm all in. |
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All in! I mean, |
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Well, Bender's |
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(GROANS) |
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Oh, my gourds! He's dead. |
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(GROANS) |
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21 , winner! |
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(WHOOPING) |
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I'm so full of luck, |
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JlLLETTE: |
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We're down to our final |
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Your perspective, Teller? |
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All in. |
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(ALL GASP) |
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But you didn't even |
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Looking at one's cards is |
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(BENDER SCATTING |
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(GULPS) |
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Any day now, Fry. |
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(STAMMERING) |
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What's the matter, Fry, |
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(LAUGHS) |
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All right, all in. |
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Yes! Four aces! |
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Ah-ah-ah. |
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Read 'em and weep, |
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Two kings. And with three |
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(AUDIENCE GASPS) |
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But how is that... |
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I don't believe it. |
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Bender has just been |
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a coaster from |
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But it still counts! |
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(CHEERING) |
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LEO: Bender win |
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(MUNCHING) |
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That's some good money. |
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(BELCHING) |
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You did it, Bender. |
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You're the greatest. |
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Tell me something |
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Now, let's boogie. |
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We'll be in Space Tahiti |
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Now I am suspicious. |
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(BENDER GRUNTING) |
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Okay, we finished digging this |
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(SOBBING) |
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Poor Bender left me |
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before the Robot Mafia |
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BENDER: Fry, oId friend, |
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(BEEP) |
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Hang on, I'm getting |
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(GUNFIRE) |
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(BENDER SCREAMING) |
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Line up, people! |
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We'll meet back |
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And you say these |
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(RUMBLING) |
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I'm back, baby. |
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Bender! I thought the |
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Nah, they just |
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Bender was so brave. |
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He never stopped making out |
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I sure didn't. |
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I gotta get back |
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Probably not. |
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It's a 1 4-footer |
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What club you recommend, |
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As on every hole, |
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Your golf club sure |
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(CURSING IN MANDARIN) |
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It is very nice. |
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I just wish Amy and I didn't |
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We're lucky even to |
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Dad's club |
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(CURSING IN MANDARIN) |
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That doesn't seem fair. |
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It really is. |
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Everybody knows women |
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to play miniature golf |
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But that's the |
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Is that my ball? |
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(CURSING IN MANDARIN) |
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Great putt, Dad. |
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Okay, we're done. |
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Mr. Wong, how do you keep |
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Doesn't that waste |
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Nah, we got plenty water, |
| 00:24:40 |
(SQUAWKING) |
| 00:24:46 |
They'll be fine. |
| 00:24:50 |
LEO: Oh, yeah, |
| 00:24:54 |
except how damn |
| 00:24:56 |
That's why I'm building |
| 00:25:00 |
(MECHANICAL WHIRRING) |
| 00:25:04 |
This the first tee. |
| 00:25:05 |
Where's the hole? |
| 00:25:07 |
On Pluto's moon, Hydra. |
| 00:25:08 |
It's a six-billion-mile |
| 00:25:13 |
(GROANS) |
| 00:25:15 |
(WHIRRING) |
| 00:25:28 |
LEO: Around the sun. |
| 00:25:32 |
And right into the... |
| 00:25:35 |
(CURSING IN MANDARIN) |
| 00:25:37 |
I'll be right back. |
| 00:25:51 |
(GRUNTING) |
| 00:25:52 |
(CURSING IN MANDARIN) |
| 00:25:55 |
(GRUNTING) |
| 00:25:58 |
It dropped in! |
| 00:26:02 |
Two. |
| 00:26:06 |
Keep in mind, |
| 00:26:09 |
For full course, |
| 00:26:13 |
What? You're gonna |
| 00:26:18 |
First of all, it 1 2%. |
| 00:26:21 |
But you have no idea |
| 00:26:25 |
That's exactly |
| 00:26:28 |
to perform an environmental |
| 00:26:32 |
(GIGGLING) |
| 00:26:35 |
FRY: DeIivery boy's Iog. |
| 00:26:39 |
l awoke to find |
| 00:26:43 |
Status reports, |
| 00:26:45 |
Zilcho. No sign of |
| 00:26:48 |
(CACKLING) |
| 00:26:52 |
BENDER: |
| 00:26:54 |
(LAUGHS) Hey! |
| 00:26:55 |
Okay, so we haven't |
| 00:26:58 |
I still don't see why |
| 00:27:03 |
Leela, evolution |
| 00:27:07 |
to take anything anybody |
| 00:27:13 |
Have you seen my |
| 00:27:16 |
ANNOUNCER: Hypnotoad |
| 00:27:21 |
It's bigger! |
| 00:27:23 |
Oh, hell! |
| 00:27:26 |
(ALARM BLARING) |
| 00:27:28 |
Captain, I'm detecting |
| 00:27:31 |
(GASPS) |
| 00:27:47 |
It's amazing. It's like |
| 00:27:51 |
Except in Kansas. |
| 00:27:52 |
But isn't |
| 00:27:55 |
And the golf |
| 00:27:56 |
Indeed so. |
| 00:28:00 |
when he implodes that |
| 00:28:03 |
That beautiful violet star? |
| 00:28:05 |
It's so you can't |
| 00:28:08 |
Yo, that's messed up. |
| 00:28:10 |
Well, there won't be |
| 00:28:14 |
Right, Professor? |
| 00:28:15 |
Twaddle-squat. |
| 00:28:17 |
There's no |
| 00:28:20 |
Yeah. Life, schmife. |
| 00:28:24 |
FEMALE ELECTRONlC VOlCE: |
| 00:28:26 |
It's you and me, ponytail. |
| 00:28:28 |
(PONYTAIL CRACKS) |
| 00:28:32 |
(TRILLING) |
| 00:28:36 |
We're here, Mr. President. |
| 00:28:37 |
(BLUBBERING HOWL) |
| 00:28:39 |
Let's play some mini-golf. |
| 00:28:42 |
Now, just give |
| 00:28:46 |
(ROARS) |
| 00:28:49 |
Now for a triple clam |
| 00:28:51 |
Ow! |
| 00:28:53 |
(PEOPLE GASPING) |
| 00:28:54 |
(GRUNTS) |
| 00:28:55 |
(GROWLS) |
| 00:28:56 |
Tough luck, Agnew. |
| 00:29:03 |
(BOTH GASP) |
| 00:29:06 |
Shut up and hear our wisdom. |
| 00:29:08 |
Save the ecosystem. |
| 00:29:10 |
(ALL CHANTING) Shut up |
| 00:29:14 |
What gives, Wong? |
| 00:29:17 |
(GROWLS) |
| 00:29:18 |
We are the Greenorita |
| 00:29:21 |
and we wiII not Iet you... |
| 00:29:25 |
We wiII not Iet you impIode |
| 00:29:28 |
at gaIactic coordinates |
| 00:29:35 |
Already approved, |
| 00:29:37 |
So get out, or I'll have |
| 00:29:41 |
I'd Iike to see him try. |
| 00:29:43 |
Me, too. Should look |
| 00:29:46 |
(ROARING) |
| 00:29:48 |
(SCREAMING) |
| 00:29:51 |
NIXON: Runaway golf cart! |
| 00:29:53 |
Look out, Agnew! |
| 00:29:55 |
(YELLING) |
| 00:29:56 |
(CRUNCHING) |
| 00:29:57 |
Whoa! |
| 00:29:59 |
(CRACKLING) |
| 00:30:02 |
LEELA: Is he okay? |
| 00:30:05 |
No pulse. |
| 00:30:07 |
They killed the headless |
| 00:30:14 |
All feministas |
| 00:30:17 |
l mean "femises." |
| 00:30:19 |
(WOMEN PANTING) |
| 00:30:23 |
(BONES CRACKLING) |
| 00:30:29 |
My feIIow Earthicans, |
| 00:30:31 |
these eco-crooks will |
| 00:30:35 |
For kiIIing a headIess |
| 00:30:38 |
Well, this is embarrassing. |
| 00:30:39 |
Here I've been blabbing on |
| 00:30:43 |
and who actually does |
| 00:30:46 |
Leela's not a killer, |
| 00:30:49 |
She's the chick I love. |
| 00:30:51 |
And don't tell her |
| 00:30:54 |
(HELICOPTER WHIRRING) |
| 00:31:08 |
Everyone stay |
| 00:31:11 |
That thing's on. |
| 00:31:12 |
Oh, sorry. |
| 00:31:13 |
How do you turn it off? |
| 00:31:15 |
There. Did that do it? |
| 00:31:17 |
No. Stop it. Shut up. |
| 00:31:18 |
Here's the button here. |
| 00:31:20 |
(ALARM WAILING) |
| 00:31:22 |
And I think I... |
| 00:31:24 |
(FEEDBACK SQUEALS) |
| 00:31:25 |
Let me give you a hand. |
| 00:31:27 |
(SHUSHING) |
| 00:31:28 |
This is awful. |
| 00:31:30 |
I never meant for our |
| 00:31:33 |
Maybe we should just |
| 00:31:37 |
Hey, yeah! We could do each |
| 00:31:42 |
That's crazy. |
| 00:31:45 |
other than killing |
| 00:31:48 |
We need to make |
| 00:31:50 |
We can either keep pestering |
| 00:31:54 |
Yeah. |
| 00:31:57 |
Actually, I meant |
| 00:32:00 |
We can |
| 00:32:05 |
What was the |
| 00:32:07 |
I choose to save the |
| 00:32:12 |
Who's with me? |
| 00:32:15 |
Could we still |
| 00:32:17 |
Absolutely. |
| 00:32:18 |
Bullhorns are a core |
| 00:32:21 |
Then I'm in. |
| 00:32:22 |
(CHEERING) |
| 00:32:24 |
(SHUSHING) |
| 00:32:25 |
Uh, take that |
| 00:32:27 |
Yeah, yeah |
| 00:32:29 |
Uh-huh, uh-huh, yeah |
| 00:32:31 |
Izzy, Izzy, ah |
| 00:32:33 |
Girls be talkin' |
| 00:32:36 |
Who's ready to kick |
| 00:32:39 |
(CHEERING) |
| 00:32:41 |
I've got my pointy |
| 00:32:44 |
Those are cute. |
| 00:32:45 |
Aren't they? |
| 00:32:47 |
Simmer down, warriors. |
| 00:32:54 |
(LOW WHIRRING) |
| 00:33:00 |
Those dirty rings. |
| 00:33:02 |
I tried soaking them out, |
| 00:33:05 |
(ENGINE REVVING) |
| 00:33:13 |
Are you sure about this? |
| 00:33:14 |
It would be better |
| 00:33:18 |
It's okay. The potato |
| 00:33:23 |
(SPUTTERING) |
| 00:33:26 |
(HISSING) |
| 00:33:28 |
I smell sabotage. |
| 00:33:30 |
(SNIFFING) |
| 00:33:32 |
And potatoes. |
| 00:33:33 |
(CHEERING) |
| 00:33:37 |
Now, unfortunately, |
| 00:33:40 |
like when we |
| 00:33:41 |
so to win public support, |
| 00:33:45 |
(GROWLING) |
| 00:33:48 |
(SNARLING) |
| 00:33:49 |
(LAUGHS) |
| 00:33:51 |
Squirm all you want, |
| 00:33:54 |
One less species |
| 00:33:57 |
Zoidberg? |
| 00:33:58 |
Leela. |
| 00:34:00 |
Me saving |
| 00:34:03 |
Zoidberg, I'm very |
| 00:34:08 |
(SLURPING) |
| 00:34:15 |
Leela. |
| 00:34:16 |
Shh! I'm a fugitive. |
| 00:34:18 |
I know. I miss you so |
| 00:34:22 |
I miss you, too, Fry. |
| 00:34:24 |
And you probably think |
| 00:34:26 |
But it's something |
| 00:34:28 |
You don't have |
| 00:34:30 |
You're you. |
| 00:34:36 |
Goodbye, sweet goofbag. |
| 00:34:50 |
(SIGHS) |
| 00:34:51 |
I'll miss her, too, buddy. |
| 00:34:53 |
Dibs on her iPod. |
| 00:34:58 |
Hey, Fry! |
| 00:35:00 |
Hey, Hutch! |
| 00:35:02 |
Same old, same old. |
| 00:35:05 |
protecting my thoughts |
| 00:35:08 |
So, what brings |
| 00:35:09 |
It's top secret. |
| 00:35:14 |
Okay. Here goes. |
| 00:35:23 |
(WHIRRING) |
| 00:35:33 |
(GROANING) |
| 00:35:42 |
Where are you? And me? |
| 00:35:44 |
The Great Hall of |
| 00:35:49 |
Welcome, bro. |
| 00:35:50 |
Welcome, bro. |
| 00:35:51 |
Sorry I bashed your |
| 00:35:55 |
You see, the fate of the |
| 00:35:58 |
Yeah, I get that a lot. |
| 00:36:00 |
The Grand Curator |
| 00:36:02 |
Take me to him. |
| 00:36:04 |
Hey, man. |
| 00:36:06 |
So dig this, Fry. |
| 00:36:07 |
Our commune |
| 00:36:11 |
for, like, a really long |
| 00:36:16 |
I don't mean to |
| 00:36:19 |
when you say junk like |
| 00:36:22 |
What about "commune"? |
| 00:36:23 |
Especially "commune." |
| 00:36:25 |
Come on, it's the fate of the |
| 00:36:28 |
Like you could say |
| 00:36:30 |
deep upheaval in the |
| 00:36:33 |
(ALL MURMURING) |
| 00:36:35 |
Okay. I'll try. |
| 00:36:42 |
Eons ago! |
| 00:36:46 |
(LAUGHS) Cool. |
| 00:36:47 |
Eons ago, |
| 00:36:56 |
The Green Chee generated |
| 00:37:01 |
But then, |
| 00:37:03 |
Ooh. "Reasons unknown." |
| 00:37:06 |
Now that's the sort |
| 00:37:09 |
For reasons unknown... |
| 00:37:10 |
Nice. |
| 00:37:12 |
...the Chee began to recede, |
| 00:37:18 |
The life forms we know today |
| 00:37:20 |
are but a fraction of a |
| 00:37:25 |
But a bunch of dudes, |
| 00:37:27 |
they totally passed this |
| 00:37:30 |
GRAND CURATOR: Some with |
| 00:37:35 |
We, the Legion |
| 00:37:39 |
Hey, I'm on TV. |
| 00:37:42 |
Well, that's the show. |
| 00:37:43 |
Neat. What's it |
| 00:37:46 |
Pooperdoodle! |
| 00:37:50 |
You see, after untold |
| 00:37:58 |
FRY: Hey, that's |
| 00:38:02 |
Freaking nailed it, |
| 00:38:04 |
We believe this star |
| 00:38:08 |
and it's your destiny |
| 00:38:12 |
Me? Why? |
| 00:38:14 |
'Cause you got, like, |
| 00:38:17 |
The Dark Ones can't |
| 00:38:19 |
Silence, Hutch! |
| 00:38:23 |
But for now, |
| 00:38:26 |
enemies who can read |
| 00:38:31 |
Cool. |
| 00:38:33 |
No! If you tell anyone, |
| 00:38:37 |
and our enemies would |
| 00:38:39 |
For the sake of those |
| 00:38:43 |
Do you foot-swear? |
| 00:38:45 |
Okay. I foot-swear. |
| 00:38:48 |
Good. Now, to save the |
| 00:38:52 |
you must stop this man. |
| 00:38:56 |
I know him. Leo Wong. |
| 00:38:59 |
Good, that will cut about |
| 00:39:02 |
You must |
| 00:39:06 |
and prevent him from |
| 00:39:15 |
Looking for a job, eh? |
| 00:39:17 |
Yes, sir. |
| 00:39:18 |
Nothing fancy. |
| 00:39:20 |
and infiltrate my way up. |
| 00:39:22 |
Sorry, no openings right now. |
| 00:39:24 |
What I need is security |
| 00:39:28 |
I'm good at |
| 00:39:29 |
I said no way. |
| 00:39:32 |
Security guard |
| 00:39:33 |
This idiot don't look |
| 00:39:36 |
I look like an idiot who |
| 00:39:40 |
He'll have to do |
| 00:39:42 |
I'll have to do |
| 00:39:43 |
Hmm. |
| 00:39:45 |
You and I |
| 00:39:46 |
You really think you |
| 00:39:49 |
Sir, with me around, |
| 00:40:03 |
Stand by, men. |
| 00:40:09 |
(THUNDEROUS BOOM) |
| 00:40:18 |
It workses. |
| 00:40:20 |
Good job, men. |
| 00:40:22 |
Construction of |
| 00:40:25 |
Typical. |
| 00:40:43 |
What are those, hooks? |
| 00:40:47 |
This is my turfs. |
| 00:40:52 |
Helpses! |
| 00:40:55 |
(CHEERING) |
| 00:41:01 |
LEELA: You go, gorilla! |
| 00:41:03 |
Our top story. |
| 00:41:06 |
that began with a harmless |
| 00:41:09 |
has spread across the galaxy. |
| 00:41:11 |
Why do you |
| 00:41:14 |
Because viewers trust a |
| 00:41:19 |
(BEATING RHYTHMICALLY) |
| 00:41:21 |
Not all reaction |
| 00:41:24 |
We spoke with several people |
| 00:41:29 |
I just wish there was |
| 00:41:32 |
(COUGHING) |
| 00:41:35 |
Some way to show |
| 00:41:38 |
So you make more than |
| 00:41:42 |
This just in: |
| 00:41:46 |
from the eco-feminists' |
| 00:41:48 |
This is sub-commander L., |
| 00:41:50 |
den mother |
| 00:41:53 |
with a message for Leo Wong. |
| 00:41:55 |
Leo, you're a parasite on |
| 00:42:00 |
That's why we've adopted |
| 00:42:04 |
(SNARLING) |
| 00:42:05 |
I know it's |
| 00:42:07 |
The point is, |
| 00:42:11 |
because it's |
| 00:42:13 |
And that's why a vicious |
| 00:42:17 |
(CHEERING) |
| 00:42:19 |
Again, confusing. |
| 00:42:21 |
We call |
| 00:42:24 |
against eco-chauvinist |
| 00:42:27 |
We especially need |
| 00:42:30 |
Feministas unite! |
| 00:42:32 |
In other news... |
| 00:42:33 |
Feministas unite! |
| 00:42:38 |
Feministas unite! |
| 00:42:40 |
Incredible. |
| 00:42:43 |
You're telling me this |
| 00:42:48 |
These crazy broads |
| 00:42:50 |
You gotta help me. |
| 00:42:52 |
Something big that shoots. |
| 00:42:54 |
Sir, I don't |
| 00:42:57 |
Our armed forces |
| 00:43:01 |
Sorry, I... |
| 00:43:02 |
(LAUGHING) |
| 00:43:04 |
I'm just yanking |
| 00:43:09 |
(MILITARY MARCH PLAYING) |
| 00:43:14 |
Zapp Brannigan |
| 00:43:16 |
For the love of God, Kif, |
| 00:43:20 |
(SIGHS) |
| 00:43:21 |
Report, Brannigan. |
| 00:43:23 |
Mr. President, |
| 00:43:26 |
despite |
| 00:43:30 |
Yet, I seemed to have |
| 00:43:32 |
for a patriot of the highest |
| 00:43:40 |
(PLAYING DRAMATIC FANFARE) |
| 00:43:43 |
These eco-feminists |
| 00:43:45 |
who'll stop at nothing |
| 00:43:48 |
I don't see |
| 00:43:50 |
Not just any bending unit, |
| 00:43:52 |
I happen to be brilliant, |
| 00:43:56 |
(COUGHING) Short on cash. |
| 00:43:58 |
Slush him, Kroker. |
| 00:44:04 |
Bender here has identified |
| 00:44:10 |
whom I once made |
| 00:44:11 |
And he's |
| 00:44:14 |
It's not about the |
| 00:44:17 |
It's 'cause |
| 00:44:21 |
She's committed 30 felonies |
| 00:44:24 |
If no one stops her, |
| 00:44:28 |
(RASPY HOWL) |
| 00:44:29 |
That's a despicable motive, |
| 00:44:32 |
(THANKING IN SPANISH) |
| 00:44:33 |
Now, I could find |
| 00:44:37 |
As many as you like. |
| 00:44:38 |
I only need one. |
| 00:44:39 |
Let's call it six. |
| 00:44:42 |
Question. If you don't |
| 00:44:46 |
I'm not wiretapping her, |
| 00:44:49 |
You see, |
| 00:44:54 |
BENDER: Hello, weakness! |
| 00:44:59 |
Hey, Bender, check it out. |
| 00:45:03 |
I got an ID badge |
| 00:45:06 |
Neat. Say, |
| 00:45:09 |
I need |
| 00:45:12 |
Can borrow your |
| 00:45:15 |
Okay, but don't |
| 00:45:17 |
I was finally about |
| 00:45:19 |
that looks like |
| 00:45:20 |
Okay, superstud. |
| 00:45:23 |
Looking good, security. |
| 00:45:27 |
No, sir. Not on my |
| 00:45:30 |
Fry, I can't |
| 00:45:33 |
How can you claim to be |
| 00:45:36 |
(CLEARS THROAT) |
| 00:45:37 |
It's a tightrope walk, |
| 00:45:40 |
It takes the kind |
| 00:45:44 |
You mean |
| 00:45:45 |
Don't mind |
| 00:45:47 |
She been |
| 00:45:50 |
Dad! |
| 00:45:51 |
Can I be brutally honest, |
| 00:45:53 |
I always wanted a son. |
| 00:45:55 |
That hurt, |
| 00:45:57 |
(SPEAKS MANDARIN) |
| 00:45:58 |
I knew you wanted a son! |
| 00:46:00 |
Why do you think I became |
| 00:46:03 |
Why do you think |
| 00:46:06 |
(SNICKERING) To hide your |
| 00:46:09 |
Now, sir, |
| 00:46:12 |
What is it |
| 00:46:13 |
Why does everything |
| 00:46:15 |
'Cause it's so |
| 00:46:19 |
Sorry. |
| 00:46:20 |
That's it! |
| 00:46:22 |
Why don't you just adopt |
| 00:46:26 |
That'll replace |
| 00:46:28 |
(GRUNTS IN ANGER) |
| 00:46:30 |
Whoa! What's with Big Butt? |
| 00:46:32 |
She just hungry. |
| 00:46:34 |
Here you go, Fry. |
| 00:46:35 |
Oh! FYI, I dropped that |
| 00:46:42 |
(ECHOING) No! |
| 00:46:51 |
Great! |
| 00:46:54 |
If only I could explain |
| 00:46:58 |
Wait. Evil? |
| 00:47:00 |
(TAPPING) |
| 00:47:02 |
What's going on in there? |
| 00:47:08 |
Hey, you're one of |
| 00:47:11 |
"Save the environment! |
| 00:47:15 |
That's terrible writing! |
| 00:47:20 |
Take your mands off of me! |
| 00:47:22 |
(SHUSHING) |
| 00:47:23 |
I'm on your side. |
| 00:47:24 |
(SHUSHING) Don't shush me. |
| 00:47:26 |
Please, can you take |
| 00:47:29 |
What is it? |
| 00:47:31 |
Just say her sweet goofbag |
| 00:47:35 |
Very well, |
| 00:47:38 |
Just tell her. |
| 00:47:39 |
(SHUSHING) |
| 00:47:42 |
Well, |
| 00:47:47 |
what with our |
| 00:47:49 |
and the abysmal sales |
| 00:47:51 |
(GIGGLING) |
| 00:47:53 |
Quit touching |
| 00:47:55 |
(SIGHS) |
| 00:47:56 |
Hold out your hands |
| 00:48:00 |
I hate to see it |
| 00:48:03 |
(SCREAMING) |
| 00:48:04 |
When will it end? |
| 00:48:06 |
(PHONE RINGING) |
| 00:48:08 |
Shouldn't you get that, |
| 00:48:12 |
I suppose. |
| 00:48:14 |
(SCREAMING) |
| 00:48:16 |
Hello? |
| 00:48:18 |
Professor, oId buddy, |
| 00:48:20 |
I'm gonna bIow up |
| 00:48:22 |
So I need you deIiver |
| 00:48:25 |
to keep out protesters. |
| 00:48:29 |
You corrupt enough? |
| 00:48:30 |
Damn skippy! |
| 00:48:34 |
Good news, crybabies! |
| 00:48:38 |
(BOTH CHEERING) |
| 00:48:39 |
(BOTH SCREAMING) |
| 00:48:43 |
(HERMES AND ZOIDBERG WAILING) |
| 00:48:55 |
(CREATURES TWITTERING) |
| 00:49:04 |
(HERMES AND ZOIDBERG WAILING) |
| 00:49:06 |
Sweet kookaburra of Edinburgh, |
| 00:49:10 |
I invented it, didn't I? |
| 00:49:14 |
whether he knew |
| 00:49:17 |
(ALL GASP) |
| 00:49:18 |
The feministas, probably. |
| 00:49:22 |
(SPRAY PAINT HISSING) |
| 00:49:26 |
Halt! What are |
| 00:49:29 |
We're delivering |
| 00:49:33 |
(CHUCKLING) |
| 00:49:38 |
Amy? |
| 00:49:40 |
That's right, husband. |
| 00:49:41 |
From now on, you make |
| 00:49:44 |
Under the articles of the |
| 00:49:48 |
Oh, no, you don't. |
| 00:49:51 |
(GROANING) |
| 00:49:58 |
That was the greatest |
| 00:50:03 |
(GASPING IN SHOCK) |
| 00:50:10 |
(SCREAMING IN MANDARIN) |
| 00:50:11 |
LEELA ON PA: |
| 00:50:14 |
Yeah! |
| 00:50:16 |
Should we shout |
| 00:50:18 |
You mean something like, |
| 00:50:21 |
Yeah, something |
| 00:50:23 |
I wish we could, |
| 00:50:25 |
but our chief slogan |
| 00:50:32 |
Does |
| 00:50:36 |
It does through a megaphone. |
| 00:50:38 |
That reminds me, I've got to |
| 00:50:41 |
who wants to save |
| 00:50:43 |
VOICE: So, the Legion |
| 00:50:48 |
Is somebody here? |
| 00:50:50 |
If you're the DSL guy, |
| 00:50:52 |
Who gave you that |
| 00:50:54 |
I don't know his name. |
| 00:50:56 |
Then you are of no |
| 00:50:58 |
(CHOKING) |
| 00:51:02 |
Long lost brother, |
| 00:51:06 |
(GAGGING) |
| 00:51:09 |
Where are your crappy |
| 00:51:13 |
I'm dead. I'm dead. |
| 00:51:15 |
Eat onIy naturaI |
| 00:51:18 |
(CHOKING) |
| 00:51:28 |
(SINGING) Six, seven, eight |
| 00:51:30 |
One, two, three |
| 00:51:33 |
30, 50, 10 |
| 00:51:34 |
My dirty, shifty friend? |
| 00:51:36 |
Hey, Fry, long time. |
| 00:51:44 |
(GROANING) |
| 00:51:46 |
Welcome back |
| 00:51:49 |
Why'd you bonk me, you idiot? |
| 00:51:51 |
You could |
| 00:51:53 |
And where are we? |
| 00:51:56 |
All in good time! |
| 00:51:59 |
I guess now is a good time. |
| 00:52:01 |
We are on Mars, |
| 00:52:03 |
abandoned by the native |
| 00:52:07 |
FRY: Actually, it was |
| 00:52:11 |
You have done well, Fry. |
| 00:52:13 |
You have ingratiated |
| 00:52:15 |
Yup, I kissed his ass |
| 00:52:18 |
So, what do I do next? |
| 00:52:20 |
As Wong security chief, |
| 00:52:22 |
you will be on hand when |
| 00:52:25 |
You must not |
| 00:52:27 |
"Must let happen." |
| 00:52:30 |
Not happen! |
| 00:52:32 |
"Must let occur." |
| 00:52:35 |
Let me tell you a story. |
| 00:52:40 |
so ancient that compared |
| 00:52:47 |
On a distant planetoid |
| 00:52:57 |
Cooperation, because |
| 00:53:01 |
GRAND CURATOR: But, |
| 00:53:05 |
and an evolutionary |
| 00:53:29 |
That concludes |
| 00:53:33 |
Wait, what happened |
| 00:53:35 |
I need to know! |
| 00:53:37 |
(SIGHS) |
| 00:53:39 |
The frogs, or possibly |
| 00:53:45 |
honed by the merciless |
| 00:53:49 |
We call these the Dark Ones! |
| 00:53:53 |
(SHUDDERING) |
| 00:53:55 |
These evil creatures preyed |
| 00:54:01 |
Meanwhile, however, |
| 00:54:02 |
the second species evolved |
| 00:54:05 |
befriending and protecting |
| 00:54:09 |
Even Celine Dion? |
| 00:54:10 |
Probably. |
| 00:54:11 |
We call these noble |
| 00:54:15 |
because their |
| 00:54:17 |
the DNA of |
| 00:54:21 |
so they can recreate |
| 00:54:24 |
Just as a pillow, a wig |
| 00:54:30 |
Bingo. |
| 00:54:33 |
ANNOUNCER: |
| 00:54:41 |
There! Now you know how |
| 00:54:45 |
What the hell are |
| 00:54:47 |
Shut your man-hole. |
| 00:54:49 |
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) |
| 00:54:51 |
(GRUNTING) |
| 00:54:53 |
I feel dirty. |
| 00:54:55 |
Are you sure Fry is |
| 00:54:57 |
It just doesn't seem |
| 00:55:01 |
It's true, Leela. |
| 00:55:05 |
But the Fry I know |
| 00:55:07 |
I'm gonna call his |
| 00:55:15 |
Oh, no! |
| 00:55:18 |
(ALL GASPING) |
| 00:55:20 |
Sweet she-cattle of Seattle. |
| 00:55:22 |
HERMES: Not your |
| 00:55:24 |
Who could have done this? |
| 00:55:26 |
Your dad? Nixon? |
| 00:55:28 |
Fry? |
| 00:55:29 |
No, never. I don't think. |
| 00:55:31 |
Anyhow, |
| 00:55:34 |
possibly in the shadows |
| 00:55:37 |
(ALL SCREAM) |
| 00:55:38 |
So just stay calm |
| 00:55:40 |
(BONES CRACKLE) |
| 00:55:44 |
So where |
| 00:55:50 |
When the life-giving |
| 00:55:52 |
only the |
| 00:55:56 |
like the Dark Ones. |
| 00:55:58 |
(BOOING) |
| 00:56:01 |
Many more died out, |
| 00:56:04 |
But, and this is the |
| 00:56:08 |
we believe they |
| 00:56:12 |
Is it edible? |
| 00:56:13 |
We're not gonna eat it! |
| 00:56:14 |
Not unless we find |
| 00:56:19 |
And that's where you come in. |
| 00:56:21 |
And here I am. |
| 00:56:23 |
At long last the tide |
| 00:56:26 |
and its nourishing flow |
| 00:56:30 |
That's good. |
| 00:56:31 |
It's better than good. |
| 00:56:33 |
With its massive |
| 00:56:35 |
the Encyclopod can reconstruct |
| 00:56:40 |
Imagine, all the animals |
| 00:56:46 |
The dodo bird, |
| 00:56:50 |
So, where is this egg? |
| 00:56:52 |
In the violet |
| 00:56:55 |
And what does it look like? |
| 00:56:56 |
A violet dwarf star! |
| 00:56:58 |
You mean, the whole star |
| 00:57:03 |
Alas! |
| 00:57:06 |
to ensure its destruction. |
| 00:57:08 |
Dang! So what does |
| 00:57:11 |
(SIGHS) |
| 00:57:12 |
We don't know. I admit |
| 00:57:16 |
Don't sugarcoat it, Nine. |
| 00:57:18 |
The Dark Ones have |
| 00:57:20 |
it could be |
| 00:57:22 |
Or anybody. |
| 00:57:23 |
You mean, like, people? |
| 00:57:25 |
Any people. |
| 00:57:27 |
and every dude, woman |
| 00:57:30 |
Even our crazy caps will |
| 00:57:34 |
That's why only you, |
| 00:57:38 |
may be able |
| 00:57:39 |
and usher |
| 00:57:43 |
(CELL PHONE RINGING) |
| 00:57:45 |
You're on Fry-time. Leela! |
| 00:57:48 |
Did you get my message? |
| 00:57:50 |
What message? |
| 00:57:51 |
Didn't you see |
| 00:57:53 |
(GASPS) So you did |
| 00:57:55 |
What? No. I told her |
| 00:57:58 |
Oh, Jeep! |
| 00:58:02 |
We need to talk, Leela. |
| 00:58:05 |
Well, I can't explain |
| 00:58:07 |
Where are you? |
| 00:58:08 |
Oh, no. |
| 00:58:10 |
I'm not gonna expose |
| 00:58:12 |
Where are you? |
| 00:58:13 |
Near the Keeler |
| 00:58:16 |
Do you know it? |
| 00:58:17 |
I think I read about it. |
| 00:58:20 |
LEELA: I'II meet you at |
| 00:58:23 |
(DIAL TONE) |
| 00:58:25 |
(EVIL LAUGHTER) |
| 00:58:27 |
Kif, set coordinates, |
| 00:58:32 |
AKA, Leela. |
| 00:58:43 |
Ten minutes late. |
| 00:58:47 |
Are you alone? |
| 00:58:48 |
Of course, |
| 00:58:52 |
(YELLING) |
| 00:58:53 |
(WHIMPERING) |
| 00:58:54 |
ZAPP ON PA: |
| 00:58:56 |
If you surrender, |
| 00:58:59 |
Fry, you traitor! |
| 00:59:02 |
AMY OVER PA: Hop onto |
| 00:59:04 |
Okay. One, two... |
| 00:59:06 |
(SCREAMS) |
| 00:59:07 |
(CHUCKLES) |
| 00:59:18 |
(GRUNTS) |
| 00:59:20 |
I can't believe you |
| 00:59:22 |
I'm not a rat, I swear. |
| 00:59:24 |
If I'm any rodent, |
| 00:59:28 |
(EXPLOSION) |
| 00:59:31 |
This just in, we are about |
| 00:59:34 |
Labarbara? |
| 00:59:35 |
That's right, Linda. |
| 00:59:37 |
(SCREAMING) |
| 00:59:38 |
Stay strong, ladies. |
| 00:59:40 |
We can lose |
| 00:59:42 |
But the course isn't finished. |
| 00:59:45 |
Fore! |
| 00:59:47 |
(GASP) |
| 00:59:52 |
So, they want to |
| 00:59:57 |
Or even four, |
| 01:00:00 |
(BOTH SIGH) |
| 01:00:02 |
I choose pink. |
| 01:00:03 |
That's their color, sir. |
| 01:00:05 |
The hell it is. |
| 01:00:19 |
They're gaining on us. |
| 01:00:24 |
Wait. Wait. |
| 01:00:27 |
Drop the boot! |
| 01:00:31 |
(WOMEN CHEERING) |
| 01:00:34 |
Sir, at our present speed, |
| 01:00:35 |
the computer predicts |
| 01:00:39 |
We'll never make it. |
| 01:00:40 |
Not with that attitude, |
| 01:00:42 |
Same speed ahead! |
| 01:00:49 |
(MEN SCREAMING) |
| 01:00:52 |
We made it through, Kif. |
| 01:00:55 |
All of them. |
| 01:00:56 |
Well, at least they won't |
| 01:00:59 |
Seal the airlocks, |
| 01:01:03 |
Resume shooting. |
| 01:01:12 |
Oh, no! |
| 01:01:15 |
(ALL SCREAM) |
| 01:01:16 |
The mouth's |
| 01:01:19 |
Don't be a sucker. |
| 01:01:22 |
You need to aim for the jaws |
| 01:01:26 |
Start to close? |
| 01:01:37 |
LEELA: We made it! |
| 01:01:42 |
Captaining 1 01 . |
| 01:01:48 |
(GRUNTING) |
| 01:01:50 |
My arms are broken, |
| 01:01:54 |
(SCREAMING) |
| 01:01:55 |
You can't sue the military. |
| 01:01:57 |
I'm okay then. |
| 01:01:59 |
Damage report. |
| 01:02:00 |
We lost all remaining |
| 01:02:03 |
As well as our |
| 01:02:05 |
Then this chase is over. |
| 01:02:07 |
Kif, set course for the |
| 01:02:10 |
Meanwhile, |
| 01:02:13 |
Which '80s, sir? |
| 01:02:15 |
For me, there |
| 01:02:19 |
(ZAPP SINGING) |
| 01:02:22 |
(KIF GROANS) |
| 01:02:23 |
And I'm hungry Iike the woIf |
| 01:02:30 |
(SCREAMING) |
| 01:02:35 |
The shot was too good! |
| 01:02:39 |
We're gonna crash, even. |
| 01:02:41 |
Shmeesh, shmill out, |
| 01:02:46 |
FARNSWORTH: Of course, |
| 01:02:54 |
another part of the universe. |
| 01:02:56 |
We made it! |
| 01:02:58 |
(CHEERING) |
| 01:03:03 |
Crud nuggets! |
| 01:03:06 |
Just when you think the |
| 01:03:13 |
(HUMS HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF) |
| 01:03:19 |
Hey, look at that. |
| 01:03:21 |
Well, well, well. |
| 01:03:23 |
My bloodhound-like instincts |
| 01:03:26 |
while my other parts |
| 01:03:30 |
Shall I |
| 01:03:33 |
Make it so. |
| 01:03:35 |
It's gonna be fun |
| 01:03:38 |
(ENGINE STARTS) |
| 01:03:40 |
(SCREAMING) |
| 01:03:50 |
Look! The asteroid. |
| 01:03:54 |
Like Zoidberg's sandals! |
| 01:03:57 |
Wow! It's incredible. |
| 01:04:00 |
But it'll be destroyed |
| 01:04:04 |
So why are |
| 01:04:06 |
I can't tell you, Leela. |
| 01:04:08 |
You just have to trust me. |
| 01:04:09 |
You keep saying that, |
| 01:04:10 |
but you have to give me |
| 01:04:12 |
(ALARM BLARING) |
| 01:04:13 |
FEMALE ELECTRONlC VOlCE: |
| 01:04:17 |
(GASPS) |
| 01:04:21 |
Say, what's that |
| 01:04:26 |
The violet dwarf star! |
| 01:04:30 |
Of course. The gorilla |
| 01:04:36 |
What else now |
| 01:04:38 |
(LOUD BANG) |
| 01:04:42 |
Ladies, you're |
| 01:04:47 |
He'll never take me alive. |
| 01:04:50 |
(HACKING) |
| 01:04:53 |
Don't give up yet. |
| 01:04:57 |
That's exactly |
| 01:05:03 |
The fairer sex. |
| 01:05:05 |
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYS) |
| 01:05:08 |
Something's very wrong here, |
| 01:05:12 |
(GUNS COCKING) |
| 01:05:13 |
LEELA: Not so fast, Brannigan. |
| 01:05:16 |
Even less fast, feministas! |
| 01:05:19 |
(GASPING) |
| 01:05:21 |
Bender? |
| 01:05:22 |
All two tons of me. |
| 01:05:26 |
Oye, oye, oye. |
| 01:05:28 |
All rise |
| 01:05:32 |
and the Associate Justices. |
| 01:05:33 |
(GRUNTS) |
| 01:05:39 |
Yo. Seat it or beat it. |
| 01:05:42 |
The charges against |
| 01:05:46 |
mayhem, vandalism, |
| 01:05:50 |
Damn! The big five. |
| 01:05:52 |
You may now make |
| 01:05:56 |
May it please the Court... |
| 01:05:58 |
I mean, may it |
| 01:06:00 |
Proceed. |
| 01:06:01 |
These charges |
| 01:06:03 |
Our only goal was |
| 01:06:07 |
If protecting the |
| 01:06:10 |
Protecting the |
| 01:06:12 |
(CLEARS THROAT) |
| 01:06:15 |
Do you swear to |
| 01:06:17 |
I... Well, now, |
| 01:06:22 |
Can the |
| 01:06:25 |
That's her right there, |
| 01:06:26 |
with the "I'm gonna kill |
| 01:06:29 |
Hey, aren't you |
| 01:06:33 |
No further answers, |
| 01:06:35 |
Please, Justice Dogg, |
| 01:06:39 |
Hold up. |
| 01:06:43 |
Well, abducted is |
| 01:06:46 |
Mr. Wong, the court cannot |
| 01:06:50 |
No. No, I want to. |
| 01:06:55 |
Aw, yeah. |
| 01:06:56 |
(MUSIC PLAYING OVER HEADSET) |
| 01:06:57 |
(HUMMING) |
| 01:06:59 |
Having heard some of |
| 01:07:02 |
me and my crew will |
| 01:07:08 |
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) |
| 01:07:12 |
(GASPING) |
| 01:07:20 |
(CHUCKLING) |
| 01:07:22 |
(BONES CRACKING) |
| 01:07:24 |
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) |
| 01:07:28 |
All right. |
| 01:07:31 |
Bailiff, drop it like |
| 01:07:34 |
In the matter of |
| 01:07:39 |
four justices vote to |
| 01:07:42 |
(CHEERING) |
| 01:07:43 |
However, since the vote was |
| 01:07:46 |
and the female justices' |
| 01:07:51 |
(GROANING) |
| 01:07:52 |
It's a humiliating and |
| 01:07:56 |
Fifty years |
| 01:08:00 |
(GAVEL BANGS) |
| 01:08:01 |
Peace. |
| 01:08:11 |
Ladies! |
| 01:08:13 |
Welcome to hell. |
| 01:08:15 |
Beats Nutley on |
| 01:08:17 |
This is a privately-owned |
| 01:08:23 |
I've done this by |
| 01:08:28 |
I rely on you |
| 01:08:33 |
You're encouraged |
| 01:08:35 |
organize no-holds-barred |
| 01:08:40 |
Try and make me, copper. |
| 01:08:42 |
A troublemaker. |
| 01:08:44 |
(LAUGHS) |
| 01:08:45 |
Taste the lash of my |
| 01:08:48 |
(NIGHTSTICK SQUEAKS) |
| 01:08:51 |
Yee-ha! |
| 01:08:53 |
With the feministas in |
| 01:08:57 |
You and me, Fry. |
| 01:09:00 |
Ka-boom-boom. |
| 01:09:01 |
You and me? |
| 01:09:03 |
Tomorrow? |
| 01:09:05 |
Ka-boom? |
| 01:09:07 |
(EXPLOSION THUNDERS) |
| 01:09:08 |
(EVIL LAUGHTER) |
| 01:09:15 |
Hello? Madfellows? |
| 01:09:18 |
(GROANS) |
| 01:09:21 |
Okay, Leo Wong's about to |
| 01:09:24 |
So, |
| 01:09:26 |
Alas! Stopping Wong |
| 01:09:29 |
One of the Dark Ones will try |
| 01:09:32 |
So, you must stop it |
| 01:09:35 |
But how can I stop |
| 01:09:37 |
Stop it! Behold, |
| 01:09:43 |
(MURMURING) |
| 01:09:44 |
FRY: That's it? |
| 01:09:45 |
The name "Omega Device" |
| 01:09:49 |
Not that I'm |
| 01:09:51 |
The important thing |
| 01:09:54 |
What does that look like? |
| 01:09:55 |
No one knows, man. |
| 01:09:57 |
It was invented |
| 01:09:59 |
and the one dude he |
| 01:10:02 |
So the legend goes. |
| 01:10:04 |
When activated, the device |
| 01:10:09 |
to momentarily |
| 01:10:11 |
Like farting in a tent? |
| 01:10:13 |
No, an elevator. |
| 01:10:14 |
Which is why you must |
| 01:10:18 |
(ALL AGREEING) |
| 01:10:19 |
But the Dark One could |
| 01:10:22 |
Or anywhere. |
| 01:10:24 |
So, what's your plan |
| 01:10:25 |
We don't have one. |
| 01:10:27 |
And we don't dare |
| 01:10:29 |
'Cause if we do, the |
| 01:10:33 |
Even through our mighty foil. |
| 01:10:36 |
Oh, man! |
| 01:10:40 |
As my colleague indicated, |
| 01:10:44 |
We were counting on you |
| 01:10:45 |
and your unreadable brain |
| 01:10:48 |
That was a mistake. |
| 01:10:49 |
I see that now. |
| 01:10:51 |
Freaky thing is, the |
| 01:10:56 |
Yes, if we dared |
| 01:10:59 |
we could easily locate the |
| 01:11:04 |
But then the Dark One |
| 01:11:07 |
and crush them like |
| 01:11:09 |
Wait. I can read minds |
| 01:11:13 |
I have a plan. |
| 01:11:15 |
Whatever it is, don't tell us. |
| 01:11:16 |
Wait. Fry can read minds |
| 01:11:21 |
So he can safely |
| 01:11:24 |
Shut up! Shut up! |
| 01:11:25 |
(ALL GIBBERING) |
| 01:11:37 |
VOlCE: Leela, |
| 01:11:40 |
We must get |
| 01:11:42 |
Okay, okay. |
| 01:11:44 |
Huh? |
| 01:11:46 |
Nobody's talking, Leela. |
| 01:11:47 |
We're just |
| 01:11:50 |
Lights out, ladies! |
| 01:11:52 |
Those compact fluorescent |
| 01:11:55 |
(CRACKLING) |
| 01:11:57 |
(DOOR CLOSES) |
| 01:11:58 |
Okay, feministas, all clear. |
| 01:12:00 |
Whoa! |
| 01:12:02 |
We now go live to Leela |
| 01:12:05 |
Leela? |
| 01:12:07 |
Now we're in here |
| 01:12:10 |
So this time, |
| 01:12:13 |
(ALL GASPING) |
| 01:12:15 |
The Martian muck leech. |
| 01:12:17 |
That's right. |
| 01:12:20 |
(MOANS) |
| 01:12:21 |
Little cutie almost |
| 01:12:24 |
(GROANING) |
| 01:12:26 |
(SIGHS) |
| 01:12:28 |
(SLURPING) |
| 01:12:31 |
(CHEERING) |
| 01:12:32 |
Look at him go. |
| 01:12:34 |
Like a green snake |
| 01:12:37 |
HERMES ON CELL PHONE: |
| 01:12:45 |
(RETCHING) |
| 01:12:48 |
Our top story. The universe's |
| 01:12:53 |
including gang leader, |
| 01:12:59 |
We finished un-pinking |
| 01:13:03 |
Now we get back to work. |
| 01:13:04 |
And if that means |
| 01:13:08 |
I just meant without our |
| 01:13:12 |
Oh, boo-hoo. |
| 01:13:17 |
True wealth is |
| 01:13:20 |
Shut up, you. |
| 01:13:21 |
Life goes on. |
| 01:13:23 |
But I believe we'll forever |
| 01:13:31 |
(CROWING) |
| 01:13:34 |
Oh, no, a rooster! |
| 01:13:41 |
How's that creepy |
| 01:13:43 |
I'm sorry, femi-sisters, |
| 01:13:47 |
Poor thing couldn't |
| 01:13:49 |
(SCREAMS) |
| 01:13:51 |
Well, I guess we failed. |
| 01:13:53 |
But what matters is, |
| 01:13:57 |
(DEEP THUD) |
| 01:13:58 |
(ALL GASPING) |
| 01:14:01 |
Bender, is that you? |
| 01:14:04 |
Who does it look like? |
| 01:14:06 |
Yes. |
| 01:14:09 |
You're here to break us out? |
| 01:14:13 |
But I'm Bender, king |
| 01:14:16 |
I put you in so that by |
| 01:14:21 |
Put my rap sheet |
| 01:14:26 |
You are one |
| 01:14:28 |
That's what it says |
| 01:14:38 |
What about the sentries? |
| 01:14:40 |
Already taken care of. |
| 01:14:41 |
I sent them a cake |
| 01:14:44 |
That's a human |
| 01:14:45 |
No, |
| 01:14:48 |
(GROANING) |
| 01:14:49 |
Okay, Plan B. |
| 01:14:54 |
they can't resist hookers. |
| 01:15:06 |
(FALSETTO) Hello, boys! |
| 01:15:07 |
(GROANING) |
| 01:15:10 |
Your eyes say no, |
| 01:15:13 |
(SCREAMING) |
| 01:15:35 |
Ladies and gentleman |
| 01:15:37 |
welcome to |
| 01:15:42 |
A whole star system! |
| 01:15:44 |
(CHEERING) |
| 01:15:47 |
Kif, old boy, |
| 01:15:51 |
Well, |
| 01:15:54 |
Thanks. |
| 01:15:55 |
(KIF GROANS) |
| 01:15:56 |
My associate Philip Fry |
| 01:16:02 |
into nice, clean black hole. |
| 01:16:04 |
(AUDIENCE CHEERING) |
| 01:16:08 |
Fry, careful those wires. |
| 01:16:12 |
Just polishing |
| 01:16:18 |
That nice. |
| 01:16:21 |
(SIREN WAILING) |
| 01:16:24 |
(GUNS FIRING) |
| 01:16:26 |
Well, so much for Plan B. |
| 01:16:28 |
What's Plan C? |
| 01:16:30 |
All situations have |
| 01:16:34 |
(GRUNTING) |
| 01:16:35 |
(WOMEN SCREAMING) |
| 01:16:39 |
(GRUNTING) |
| 01:16:42 |
We're boned, Bender. |
| 01:16:45 |
Granted, it's not on |
| 01:16:49 |
but I'm so great! |
| 01:17:00 |
(DOGS BARKING IN DISTANCE) |
| 01:17:01 |
Dogs! The boning continues. |
| 01:17:05 |
Green Bluebird, |
| 01:17:15 |
(BARKING) |
| 01:17:18 |
(YELPS) |
| 01:17:20 |
(GUNS FIRING) |
| 01:17:26 |
Professor! Hermes! Zoidberg! |
| 01:17:32 |
Scruffy. A janitor. |
| 01:17:34 |
You helped us escape? |
| 01:17:35 |
Even after we |
| 01:17:39 |
I couldn't |
| 01:17:45 |
wear the white coat |
| 01:17:49 |
yet I put monetary gain |
| 01:17:53 |
Can you ever forgive me? |
| 01:17:56 |
I reckon. |
| 01:17:57 |
I could kiss you, Professor. |
| 01:17:59 |
Okay, but watch |
| 01:18:07 |
(CHEERING) |
| 01:18:10 |
Before the grand |
| 01:18:13 |
it seems only fitting that I, |
| 01:18:17 |
say a few brief |
| 01:18:19 |
GRAND CURATOR: Whatever |
| 01:18:23 |
Get... Shoot, I got hot |
| 01:18:26 |
FRY: Okay, Iocate the Dark One |
| 01:18:32 |
And unaccustomed... |
| 01:18:33 |
ZAPP: By God! |
| 01:18:36 |
They're suckIing at the |
| 01:18:40 |
Allow me now... |
| 01:18:42 |
KlF: His voice is like |
| 01:18:47 |
NlXON: The one secret |
| 01:18:49 |
is that I reaIIy did |
| 01:18:52 |
On Venus. |
| 01:18:53 |
(LAUGHING) |
| 01:18:55 |
(SIGHING) If I had aII |
| 01:19:01 |
(EVIL CACKLING) |
| 01:19:03 |
I'd Iike to thank the academy, |
| 01:19:07 |
my operating system, |
| 01:19:12 |
System error. |
| 01:19:13 |
Naked ladies. Naked ladies. |
| 01:19:16 |
l never should have taken |
| 01:19:21 |
And so, as we |
| 01:19:24 |
let us remember |
| 01:19:29 |
And I quote, |
| 01:19:33 |
"preferably in |
| 01:19:35 |
(AUDIENCE CHEERING) |
| 01:19:37 |
Let's pop this beach ball. |
| 01:19:40 |
ALL: Ten! Nine! |
| 01:19:43 |
Eight! |
| 01:19:44 |
(OVERLAPPING CHATTER) |
| 01:19:48 |
There's no |
| 01:19:50 |
No one, except me! |
| 01:19:54 |
My thoughts |
| 01:19:57 |
lf l were the Dark One, |
| 01:20:01 |
But, here l am, |
| 01:20:04 |
about to bIow up the star. |
| 01:20:06 |
Oh, God! |
| 01:20:10 |
l'm the Dark One! |
| 01:20:11 |
(CRASHING) |
| 01:20:12 |
(ALL GASP) |
| 01:20:15 |
Put your hands in the air! |
| 01:20:17 |
Should we wave them |
| 01:20:19 |
That's optionaI. |
| 01:20:22 |
You girl punks gone |
| 01:20:27 |
Yes, you should! |
| 01:20:29 |
(GASPING) |
| 01:20:30 |
Amy? |
| 01:20:31 |
Amy! |
| 01:20:33 |
VOICE: Destroy the star, |
| 01:20:35 |
You got it, |
| 01:20:38 |
(HOWLING) |
| 01:20:40 |
(BOTH GRUNTING) |
| 01:20:46 |
I've gotta admit, Amy, |
| 01:20:51 |
Really? Thanks, Dad. |
| 01:20:54 |
(GROANS) |
| 01:20:56 |
Okay, time to defuse |
| 01:21:00 |
Leela, wait. |
| 01:21:02 |
You have no idea |
| 01:21:04 |
What is really going on? |
| 01:21:06 |
I can't tell you. |
| 01:21:07 |
Then why should |
| 01:21:10 |
Because... Because... |
| 01:21:20 |
You're you. That's |
| 01:21:24 |
No! Don't do it! |
| 01:21:25 |
Leela, are you crazy? |
| 01:21:28 |
We became fugitives |
| 01:21:31 |
And hookers, |
| 01:21:33 |
Shame on all of you. |
| 01:21:35 |
After everything we've |
| 01:21:38 |
(ALL GASPING) |
| 01:21:43 |
Goodbye, Leela. |
| 01:21:49 |
(GASPS) |
| 01:21:58 |
Where's the boom? |
| 01:22:01 |
It didn't work. |
| 01:22:05 |
You're not the Dark One, |
| 01:22:08 |
Leela? |
| 01:22:09 |
Not Leela, you moron. |
| 01:22:12 |
(SCREAMS) |
| 01:22:13 |
What did you do to me? |
| 01:22:15 |
(ALL GASP) |
| 01:22:17 |
Ew! |
| 01:22:19 |
I am the Dark One. |
| 01:22:22 |
How is it possible |
| 01:22:27 |
Oh, I am momentarily disabled. |
| 01:22:30 |
(THUNDER CRASHES) |
| 01:22:32 |
(ALL GASP) |
| 01:22:38 |
(GASPS) What's |
| 01:22:42 |
Somethings wondersful. |
| 01:23:05 |
LEELA: The star |
| 01:23:07 |
They were |
| 01:23:09 |
Great modem of mercy. |
| 01:23:13 |
There are no children here. |
| 01:23:15 |
Then move your fat head. |
| 01:23:28 |
(ALL EXCLAIM) |
| 01:23:31 |
The Encyclopod is reborn. |
| 01:23:36 |
So the legend foretold. |
| 01:23:48 |
Look! Inside its pouch. |
| 01:23:50 |
Extinct Tasmanian tigers. |
| 01:23:53 |
AMY: And dodo birds. |
| 01:23:55 |
LEELA: And white rhinos. |
| 01:23:56 |
HERMES: And striped |
| 01:23:59 |
What are you gonna do, |
| 01:24:07 |
Life! |
| 01:24:08 |
(GASPING) |
| 01:24:10 |
These once extinct plants |
| 01:24:16 |
Through untold generations, |
| 01:24:20 |
Treat them wisely with |
| 01:24:25 |
This is unbelievable. |
| 01:24:29 |
To answer that, |
| 01:24:32 |
A story of two alien |
| 01:24:35 |
(LEECH SNARLS) |
| 01:24:37 |
(ALL SCREAMING) |
| 01:24:38 |
(GRUNTS) |
| 01:24:40 |
Hutch, are you okay? |
| 01:24:42 |
My sister's femi-necklace. |
| 01:24:44 |
What? |
| 01:24:46 |
(GROANS) |
| 01:24:48 |
Hey, how come I can't |
| 01:24:50 |
(GRUNTS) |
| 01:24:51 |
I shall avenge you, |
| 01:24:58 |
(SCREAMS) |
| 01:25:01 |
After all these eons, |
| 01:25:05 |
Will you |
| 01:25:11 |
I suppose I should. |
| 01:25:15 |
(SLURPING) |
| 01:25:18 |
What? |
| 01:25:19 |
Well, at any rate, |
| 01:25:30 |
I thought you only saved |
| 01:25:34 |
Farewell. |
| 01:25:37 |
I guess he didn't hear me. |
| 01:25:38 |
Well, looks like that |
| 01:25:42 |
I hereby arrest you |
| 01:25:47 |
Kif, round them up, |
| 01:25:51 |
Kif. |
| 01:25:53 |
KIF: Wait for me. |
| 01:26:08 |
Well, this is the end. |
| 01:26:13 |
Like what? |
| 01:26:14 |
Like this is not the end. |
| 01:26:16 |
But mostly just, |
| 01:26:18 |
(LOUD BANG) |
| 01:26:21 |
Maybe I waited too long |
| 01:26:27 |
Sweet topology of |
| 01:26:30 |
If we fly into it, |
| 01:26:35 |
There's no knowing |
| 01:26:38 |
What do we do? |
| 01:26:44 |
Into the |
| 01:26:48 |
ALL: Go, go, go, go, go, |
