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After Sex
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# And my world is love # |
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# It's only magical # |
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# It's a beautiful life # |
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# When my fevered head # |
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# Felt the world in it # |
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# It's a beautiful life # |
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# By the road I'd lay # |
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# And often hear it say # |
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# Sew the wounds |
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# Throw your TVs out # |
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# Buy the ring and shout # |
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# It's a beautiful life # |
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# Yeah # |
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# It's all here # |
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# My beautiful # |
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# It's your |
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# We're all # |
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# Since the world has come # |
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# You're the only one # |
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# For the rest of my life # |
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# As my body quits # |
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# I feel your world in it # |
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# It's a beautiful life # |
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# Life # |
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Oh, God. |
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Easy, easy, |
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Cramp! Cramp! |
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Fu-- Fucking top five. |
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That was fucking... |
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So what are you saying? |
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Are you saying women |
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Look, all I'm saying |
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women have one |
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that us men |
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Oh, yeah? |
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And what is this one luxury, |
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Let me get my breath, |
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I'm gonna spell it |
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How do I know it's gonna |
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Fine. |
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No matter how I say this, I'm |
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so I'm just gonna come out |
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Sweet! |
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This whole |
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is crap. |
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God, you've got |
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It's bullshit. |
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All I'm saying is that |
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Sure, we all slave away |
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stupid-ass jobs |
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But there's a difference: |
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the luxury. |
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The one luxury |
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And? |
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It is not okay for us |
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on someone else. |
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What? |
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You can work |
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You can go to college, |
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and get a job |
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But what I can't do |
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and choose to depend |
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Only women |
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If I do it, I'm a bum |
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If you do it, |
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Or even better yet, |
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Give me |
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You're right. |
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You're the fucking |
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Come on. |
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Where are you going? |
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To flush down |
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You know, it's incredible |
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who appears to be so smart |
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Yeah, well, you're |
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that you know |
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Fucking hamstring. |
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Whatever. |
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Tell me that it's not. |
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Whatever! |
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Kiss my ass. |
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Why is it we always get |
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right when we're done |
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Maybe because |
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and need to take my |
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That's not what you were |
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Yeah? What was |
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"Oh, Chris, stop. |
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Oh, stop! Chris, please |
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Ow! You just |
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Good. |
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Sit down. |
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So... |
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When do you think you're just |
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Say what? |
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How deeply in love |
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In your dreams. |
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Baby, it's all right. |
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Christopher, could you |
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I could. |
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I just choose to keep |
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around women I'm giving |
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What are you, |
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What, you don't like |
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How about my one-eyed snake? |
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My giggle stick? |
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You're impossible. |
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I'm cheap and I'm easy. |
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Do you ever stop? |
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I'll stop when you admit |
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Well, then you better get |
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Oh, I'm good. |
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Okay. |
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Good. |
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Seriously, Leslie. |
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I know that... |
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you have |
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Where is this |
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I mean, I thought we were |
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Isn't that what you say? |
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I'm being serious here. |
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Like, why is that |
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'Cause we're friends, |
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That's all we ever are, |
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friends. |
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I mean, look at us. |
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You're way |
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and I'm way too |
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And I like the way |
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Don't you? |
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I just thought... |
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Never mind. |
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What? No, never mind. You're right. |
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You couldn't |
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Excuse me? |
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I believe I just handled you |
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Is that what you call handling? |
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'Cause I was taking it |
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I send broads |
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God, if only your dick |
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If it was, I wouldn't |
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And neither would you, |
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Anyway, I don't |
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That's because you never shut up |
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You love my dick |
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Oh, shut up! |
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You know what I think? |
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Uh-uh, but I'm pretty sure |
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I think that you're the one |
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and you're just projecting. |
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Yeah, that's it! |
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You're trying to get me |
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because you're too much |
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to just come out |
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Well, you've obviously put |
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Actually, no. It was just this |
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Are you saying that... |
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given the extreme |
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that I actually did |
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that if I were |
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that you would then |
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and acknowledge your |
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I'm not letting you |
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Like what? It doesn't work |
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Love is not negotiable. |
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Oh, baby, |
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No, not love. |
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Not love. Love is... |
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And that's the beauty of it. |
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It's like...diving |
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without knowing |
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And sure, yeah, |
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you end up hurt and |
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But if it's deep... |
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you know... |
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It's a leap of faith. |
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It's like throwing yourself out |
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and that's what |
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Okay, you know |
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And you know how some of them |
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and some of them are super easy |
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Sure. |
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Well, it's just that |
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between love and sex. |
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Sex is the game |
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wins a little prize, |
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And...love is the game |
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But if you do, |
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that life-sized |
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it feels a whole lot better |
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that shitty little |
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Hey. |
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Yeah? |
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You've got a fucked-up way |
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I mean...fuck! |
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Good night, Christopher. |
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Good night. |
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# She's a little bit cold, |
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# She's a little bit funny # |
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# How it feels # |
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# To be # |
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# Someone out of control, |
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# When you wanted to see # |
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# The edge of the universe # |
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# You want to # |
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# You need to # |
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# Surrender # |
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# Surrender your heart # |
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# With your life # |
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# With your soul # |
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# Surrender # |
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# Surrender to me # |
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I love you. |
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I love you, too. |
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I'm not gay now, |
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I don't know. |
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No. |
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But at least |
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Yeah. |
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You sore? |
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A little. |
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Yeah? |
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I don't care. |
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Whatever. |
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You know, you don't have |
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About what? |
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There's nothing |
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Yeah, I know. I'm just-- |
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I just saying you don't |
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Everyone fools around |
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whether they |
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I can't tell you |
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I've had this same |
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What conversation |
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The "talk you down from |
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What ledge, man? |
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You frat boys, |
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You're all caught up in |
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that is forced upon you, |
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so you're afraid to have |
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Bullshit. |
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Bullshit my ass. |
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I so wish I knew |
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you were talking |
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You're on the ledge |
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'cause you can't |
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that you liked |
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It's true. |
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And then I come in and I give you this |
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and everyone does it |
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And then eventually, you |
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But now you're still left with |
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and you push it |
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and it's locked away, |
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Just a distant memory that you'll |
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It's a college campus cliché. |
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The homophobic frat boy |
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but doesn't want anybody |
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It's sad, really. |
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Not me. |
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Whatever. |
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I'm not homophobic. |
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You're kidding me! |
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Then why keep it |
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Because it's nobody's |
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You think I can't |
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You're the definition |
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The mere thought of the |
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scares you |
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You're barking up |
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Whatever helps you |
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What the fuck's |
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I'm not the one |
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Don't call me "boy," |
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Well, there it is. |
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I was waiting for it. |
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You just proved |
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'Cause I called you a faggot? |
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What the fuck does that mean, "bingo?" |
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I'm really tired, |
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to explain |
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So if you don't mind, |
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Why did you do it? |
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What do you care? |
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I want to know. |
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You really want |
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Yeah. |
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Power. |
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Power? |
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Yeah. |
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Power. |
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Elaborate. |
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My whole life, starting |
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up until the point |
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I was beaten up, |
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ridiculed, |
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and completely alienated |
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because I'm attracted |
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You can't fucking imagine how |
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how powerless I felt. |
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All through high school, |
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for fear of people |
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I even dated girls. |
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I had sex with them |
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just so that... |
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people thought |
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that I was...normal. |
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And it tore me up inside. |
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To the point where... |
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Never mind. |
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What? |
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Nothing. |
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Forget it. |
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I tried to kill myself, |
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I tried to commit |
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I couldn't deal |
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I was afraid of people |
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Are you serious? |
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Yeah. |
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I hated myself |
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For who I am. |
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Kinda pathetic, huh? |
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No, man, it's not. |
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Yeah, well, eventually... |
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once I got to college, I |
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I-I joined a frat |
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and made the usual |
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Then I met a guy, and... |
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He wasn't too different |
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He helped me accept |
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Just a regular person... |
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just like |
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And it was kind of |
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as soon as I made |
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that feeling of |
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Granted, I still have to deal |
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as soon as I made that |
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that I loved myself, |
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it didn't matter |
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It was like, "Fuck them |
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I'm gay. |
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I've always been gay, |
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That's kinda cool, man. |
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Think I'm like |
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I'm not arrogant enough to |
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You might be like me. |
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But either way, |
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don't try and cater |
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of what you should be. |
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You just be you. |
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So, are you? |
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What, gay? |
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Yeah. |
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I don't know. |
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Still trying to figure |
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You wanna give it |
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Maybe you're a pitcher. |
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As long as you promise |
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Yeah, why not? |
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You okay? |
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I think so. |
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Did you bleed? |
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It doesn't |
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Did the condom |
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Did it feel good? |
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Yeah! |
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Did it feel good for you? |
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I don't know. |
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It kinda hurt, |
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I think it started |
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You think? |
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Well, it all |
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What do you mean? |
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It was just over |
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It was my first time, too! |
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Oh, no, I know! |
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It was... |
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I feel kinda weird just |
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Yeah, me, too. |
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The only other time |
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was when Sherry Kelly gave me |
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Sherry Kelly |
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You didn't know that? |
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How would I know that? |
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Everyone at school knows! |
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I threw up on her. |
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What? |
| 00:23:13 |
Yeah. It was my |
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I came the moment her lips |
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Anyway, when she was |
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I got so nervous, |
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On her? |
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Yeah, all over. |
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She's never spoken |
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So, that's why she |
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Yep. |
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I can't believe |
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Well, in her defense, |
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the only person she told |
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Becky was the evil bitch |
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They called me |
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for a whole year after that. |
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Constant reminder of just how |
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I'm sorry. |
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Eh, don't worry about it. |
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Anyway, Becky got hit |
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almost a year later |
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The universe works in |
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So, this really was |
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Yeah. |
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What? |
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It's just kinda cool, |
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Us losing our virginity |
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Oh, shit! |
| 00:24:23 |
What? Who is that? |
| 00:24:25 |
I thought you said |
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They were. I thought |
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Get dressed really quick. |
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Get under the-- |
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I'm hurrying! |
| 00:24:41 |
Hey. |
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What are you doing? |
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Just...lying down. |
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Well, were you |
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No. |
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I mean, yeah. |
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I just got off |
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Kristy, what's |
| 00:24:59 |
What do you mean? |
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Did you have |
| 00:25:02 |
No, why? |
| 00:25:04 |
Yeah. |
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Then why does it |
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Mom, I don't know |
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Kristy, I want you |
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that no one |
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I swear. |
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Okay. |
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Kristy, you know that |
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Yeah, sure. |
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I mean about boys |
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Mom... |
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I don't know if your |
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that talk with you. |
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Mom... |
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You know, |
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Anyway, it goes |
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It, um... |
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When-- When you reach |
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you start having |
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Yeah. Yeah, I know. |
| 00:25:52 |
Oh, you do? |
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Yeah. I've known |
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Don't you remember when |
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doing it dressed like |
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while Tim, |
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took notes dressed |
| 00:26:06 |
Oh...yeah. |
| 00:26:10 |
Well, um... |
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Good. Right. Uh... |
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So I'm here if-- |
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to talk to me, |
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And, um, |
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are going to... |
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do anything, |
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And, um... |
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use, um... |
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a condom. |
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Mom. |
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I just want you |
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I just want you |
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I'm fine, Mom, thanks. |
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Kristy? |
| 00:26:53 |
Better get him out of here |
| 00:27:05 |
Shit. |
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I am so fucked. |
| 00:27:17 |
Yeah, and you are, too, unless |
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Enough said. |
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What are you doing? |
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Going out the balcony. |
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Just go out |
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My mom already |
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I'm not walking |
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after she knows |
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You can deal with |
| 00:27:33 |
full of people knowing you threw |
| 00:27:35 |
but you can't |
| 00:27:37 |
Good point. |
| 00:27:46 |
Nice. |
| 00:27:47 |
Yeah, it was nice. |
| 00:27:51 |
Get out of here! |
| 00:28:07 |
Bye. |
| 00:28:09 |
Bye. |
| 00:28:36 |
# The specialness |
| 00:28:40 |
Well, that was nice. |
| 00:28:42 |
Oh, yeah? |
| 00:28:44 |
You wanna |
| 00:28:45 |
No, not right now. |
| 00:28:48 |
I just wanna marinate |
| 00:28:59 |
You do know this is |
| 00:29:03 |
Yeah, of course. |
| 00:29:05 |
Okay. Good. |
| 00:29:06 |
'Cause I don't want you |
| 00:29:08 |
catching feelings and shit. |
| 00:29:10 |
Look, I'm not into girls. |
| 00:29:11 |
I just like my pussy licked, |
| 00:29:12 |
and you like to lick it. |
| 00:29:15 |
That's our dynamic, |
| 00:29:17 |
Yeah. |
| 00:29:19 |
I just want you to get it |
| 00:29:20 |
No, it's understood. |
| 00:29:23 |
No feelings whatsoever. |
| 00:29:27 |
Anyway, I'm not-- |
| 00:29:29 |
You know, this is... |
| 00:29:30 |
It's fun. |
| 00:29:32 |
Okay, whatever. |
| 00:29:34 |
You don't have to hide |
| 00:29:35 |
I don't care. |
| 00:29:37 |
Look, you can do |
| 00:29:39 |
I just don't want you falling |
| 00:29:41 |
I don't have patience |
| 00:29:43 |
man or woman. |
| 00:29:46 |
Okay. |
| 00:29:51 |
Nikki, you think |
| 00:29:55 |
Aren't you? |
| 00:29:59 |
I mean, I don't know. |
| 00:30:01 |
Well, anyone that likes pussy as |
| 00:30:04 |
All right! |
| 00:30:07 |
Really? When was the last |
| 00:30:10 |
Uh, high school. |
| 00:30:12 |
Okay. |
| 00:30:15 |
That's what |
| 00:30:17 |
Look, who cares, okay? |
| 00:30:18 |
You like pussy, |
| 00:30:19 |
No big deal. |
| 00:30:21 |
Do you have to be |
| 00:30:23 |
What's that mean? |
| 00:30:24 |
I mean, like-- |
| 00:30:26 |
You can be-- |
| 00:30:28 |
really abrasive sometimes, |
| 00:30:32 |
No, that's the way |
| 00:30:34 |
If you don't like it, |
| 00:30:37 |
I'm blunt; I call it |
| 00:30:39 |
Really? |
| 00:30:40 |
You're an aspiring |
| 00:30:42 |
who makes me come. |
| 00:30:44 |
Well, I'm a raging bitch |
| 00:30:47 |
That's the reality |
| 00:30:49 |
Look, the only reason |
| 00:30:51 |
is because it's been a little |
| 00:30:53 |
And well, frankly, |
| 00:30:54 |
with the selection |
| 00:30:56 |
around here, okay? |
| 00:30:59 |
Oh, Jesus, Kat, please, please |
| 00:31:03 |
I'm not emotional! |
| 00:31:04 |
I'm a cunt, and you |
| 00:31:07 |
You're my fucking roommate, |
| 00:31:08 |
Have you ever seen me |
| 00:31:10 |
No, no, I guess not. |
| 00:31:11 |
Okay, exactly. |
| 00:31:13 |
It's just that... |
| 00:31:15 |
you're so different when |
| 00:31:20 |
Well, yeah! That's 'cause |
| 00:31:22 |
Oh, my God! |
| 00:31:24 |
Well, maybe |
| 00:31:26 |
I'm able to suppress my |
| 00:31:27 |
to appear like |
| 00:31:30 |
Just in case I haven't |
| 00:31:33 |
Kat, I'm not. |
| 00:31:39 |
All right. |
| 00:31:46 |
You do know |
| 00:31:50 |
Yeah. |
| 00:31:52 |
Is that the first time |
| 00:31:54 |
What, that I'm gay? |
| 00:31:56 |
Yeah. |
| 00:31:57 |
Yeah. |
| 00:32:00 |
Cool. I'm honored. |
| 00:32:01 |
Oh, shut up. |
| 00:32:03 |
Look, Kat, |
| 00:32:05 |
Look, you're being honest with |
| 00:32:08 |
I don't know. Maybe a little |
| 00:32:11 |
Oh, God forbid. |
| 00:32:13 |
What? As fucked up |
| 00:32:15 |
I must have some |
| 00:32:18 |
You definitely |
| 00:32:20 |
You are a slut. |
| 00:32:22 |
I can deal with that. |
| 00:32:25 |
Just do me a favor and don't |
| 00:32:28 |
Okay. As long as you don't tell |
| 00:32:31 |
Deal. |
| 00:32:32 |
Okay. |
| 00:32:34 |
So, what, you don't |
| 00:32:38 |
No, it's not that. |
| 00:32:40 |
I want to do it on my |
| 00:32:43 |
And besides, |
| 00:32:45 |
Eventually, |
| 00:32:48 |
Do your parents know? |
| 00:32:50 |
They would shit |
| 00:32:51 |
if they were |
| 00:32:53 |
Well, listen to you, |
| 00:32:55 |
Well, it must be |
| 00:32:58 |
Oh, meh-maybe! |
| 00:33:00 |
But okay, I mean, |
| 00:33:02 |
what are they gonna do |
| 00:33:04 |
Oh, first, they'll |
| 00:33:06 |
Then after a while |
| 00:33:08 |
they'll act like |
| 00:33:09 |
by having me explain |
| 00:33:12 |
I'm making the decision |
| 00:33:16 |
Oh, my God, that is |
| 00:33:20 |
Tell me about it. |
| 00:33:24 |
So what's it |
| 00:33:26 |
What? |
| 00:33:28 |
Pussy. |
| 00:33:33 |
I don't know. |
| 00:33:36 |
Seriously, |
| 00:33:39 |
Well.. |
| 00:33:42 |
Wha-- |
| 00:33:44 |
Oh, come on. |
| 00:33:46 |
I'm just curious |
| 00:33:47 |
Oh. |
| 00:33:50 |
I don't know. |
| 00:33:53 |
I like it. |
| 00:33:55 |
Oh, really? I know |
| 00:33:58 |
I just-- I mean, like, |
| 00:34:01 |
Look, does it |
| 00:34:03 |
Does it taste |
| 00:34:05 |
I mean, does it |
| 00:34:06 |
Don't! |
| 00:34:08 |
No, it-- |
| 00:34:09 |
No, it depends, okay? |
| 00:34:13 |
It's always a little |
| 00:34:17 |
I guess a little salty. |
| 00:34:21 |
And everybody's unique. |
| 00:34:26 |
What do I taste like? |
| 00:34:30 |
What-- no-- |
| 00:34:31 |
You asked, Nikki. |
| 00:34:33 |
I know, |
| 00:34:36 |
I just-- I mean, like, I would |
| 00:34:39 |
Why? |
| 00:34:41 |
It's a moist cavity |
| 00:34:44 |
A moist cavity? |
| 00:34:45 |
It is, okay? |
| 00:34:47 |
And it sometimes |
| 00:34:49 |
so it sometimes |
| 00:34:50 |
It's just... |
| 00:34:52 |
It's just |
| 00:34:53 |
No, it's not. |
| 00:34:56 |
You want it clean. |
| 00:35:04 |
You honestly want to know |
| 00:35:09 |
Well, I asked |
| 00:35:11 |
Okay. Come here. |
| 00:35:22 |
Open your legs. |
| 00:35:41 |
You taste... |
| 00:35:43 |
so fucking good. |
| 00:35:49 |
Okay, I'm no lesbo, |
| 00:35:52 |
Yeah. |
| 00:35:55 |
Almost made me want |
| 00:35:59 |
Really? |
| 00:36:06 |
Uhh! Oh! |
| 00:36:10 |
I forgot how fun |
| 00:36:12 |
Well, speak for |
| 00:36:16 |
I'm gonna hunt down |
| 00:36:18 |
who gave you |
| 00:36:20 |
Mmwah! |
| 00:36:25 |
Can I ask you something? |
| 00:36:27 |
I hate when you do that. |
| 00:36:28 |
Ask me if you're gonna |
| 00:36:30 |
You're already asking |
| 00:36:32 |
by asking if you can |
| 00:36:34 |
Okay, I'm sorry. |
| 00:36:36 |
So? |
| 00:36:38 |
if you had the chance to go |
| 00:36:40 |
you know, like, |
| 00:36:42 |
would you? |
| 00:36:43 |
Would I change anything |
| 00:36:47 |
Yeah. |
| 00:36:49 |
No. |
| 00:36:51 |
God, no. |
| 00:36:53 |
Gene, I wouldn't change |
| 00:36:58 |
I couldn't have dreamed up |
| 00:37:00 |
in my best |
| 00:37:04 |
You're still my knight |
| 00:37:07 |
Always have been, |
| 00:37:09 |
You're just as amazing |
| 00:37:13 |
Who would have thought we would |
| 00:37:22 |
Do you remember |
| 00:37:24 |
where old Walter Cotton couldn't |
| 00:37:28 |
Oh, yeah! |
| 00:37:29 |
Remember the look |
| 00:37:31 |
Oh, sure do! |
| 00:37:33 |
He was like |
| 00:37:35 |
locked up with |
| 00:37:39 |
All he was missing |
| 00:37:42 |
chasing his little |
| 00:37:45 |
You remember what |
| 00:37:47 |
after he finally |
| 00:37:49 |
Oh, yeah. She said, |
| 00:37:51 |
Whoa, what's wrong |
| 00:37:53 |
Oh, God! |
| 00:37:57 |
Oh, he was a kick |
| 00:38:00 |
And hung like a horse. |
| 00:38:01 |
You ain't lying. |
| 00:38:03 |
He had a dick so big |
| 00:38:05 |
Looked like a baby's leg, |
| 00:38:06 |
Yeah...a fat baby. |
| 00:38:10 |
Sex was different |
| 00:38:12 |
Yeah. Everything was so |
| 00:38:17 |
No rules, no ambitions, no jealousies. |
| 00:38:20 |
Mm-hmm. |
| 00:38:21 |
No shaved pubic hair. |
| 00:38:24 |
And no diseases that |
| 00:38:26 |
with a visit |
| 00:38:28 |
and a quick shot |
| 00:38:29 |
Today-- let me |
| 00:38:30 |
these kids gotta wear |
| 00:38:32 |
before they park their car |
| 00:38:34 |
I would wear |
| 00:38:35 |
Yeah, you would. |
| 00:38:38 |
Do you remember |
| 00:38:40 |
I brought home |
| 00:38:44 |
after the Jefferson Airplane |
| 00:38:47 |
The summer of 1969. |
| 00:38:49 |
I couldn't forget that |
| 00:38:51 |
No matter |
| 00:38:52 |
I'll never be able to |
| 00:38:55 |
I didn't know |
| 00:38:57 |
Oh, yeah, |
| 00:38:58 |
Hurts like a son of a gun, |
| 00:39:01 |
That girl was cryin'! "Whaaa!" Yeah. |
| 00:39:04 |
She had pleasure |
| 00:39:05 |
"Aahhh! Wahhhh!" |
| 00:39:07 |
Oh, God. |
| 00:39:09 |
Well, it hurt. |
| 00:39:10 |
Yeah. |
| 00:39:12 |
I'd say, |
| 00:39:13 |
Somebody got their fist |
| 00:39:15 |
Oh, God! |
| 00:39:17 |
It won't be |
| 00:39:19 |
Mwah! |
| 00:39:30 |
What do you think |
| 00:39:32 |
if they knew about us? |
| 00:39:35 |
What, you mean |
| 00:39:36 |
Yeah. |
| 00:39:38 |
You mean the swapping |
| 00:39:43 |
Yes, you numbskull. |
| 00:39:46 |
I swear, |
| 00:39:47 |
you're as thickheaded |
| 00:39:49 |
You don't have |
| 00:39:51 |
Maybe they'll have |
| 00:39:53 |
You think? |
| 00:39:54 |
Who would want to think |
| 00:39:55 |
doing the bang-bang-bang? |
| 00:39:57 |
You know, bang, bang, |
| 00:39:59 |
Daddy got his |
| 00:40:00 |
big old butt sticking |
| 00:40:01 |
Bang, bang. |
| 00:40:02 |
Oh, shut up. |
| 00:40:08 |
I always wondered |
| 00:40:15 |
Nah. No way. |
| 00:40:19 |
Do you think, uh-- |
| 00:40:22 |
I don't know; it's hard to |
| 00:40:26 |
Yeah, well, I guess there's no |
| 00:40:29 |
No use at all. |
| 00:40:32 |
We made our decisions, and we lived |
| 00:40:35 |
What more |
| 00:40:37 |
Yeah, you're right. |
| 00:40:39 |
I know I'm right, |
| 00:40:41 |
Shit, after 40 years |
| 00:40:43 |
you think you would |
| 00:40:45 |
35 years, Gene. |
| 00:40:48 |
40, sugar dumplings. |
| 00:40:49 |
35, honey bun. |
| 00:40:51 |
Cupcakes, 40. |
| 00:40:54 |
Gene? |
| 00:40:56 |
What year were we married? |
| 00:40:59 |
40 years ago. |
| 00:41:12 |
You ever think |
| 00:41:15 |
What do you mean, |
| 00:41:16 |
You know, me, you, |
| 00:41:19 |
We're not that old. |
| 00:41:22 |
Yeah. |
| 00:41:24 |
We're no spring chickens, |
| 00:41:25 |
Well, we're not old. |
| 00:41:27 |
Old is Bea Arthur |
| 00:41:30 |
What's that guy |
| 00:41:33 |
Ted Turner? |
| 00:41:34 |
They're old. |
| 00:41:37 |
We're...refined. |
| 00:41:39 |
But Bob Hope is dead. |
| 00:41:42 |
Yeah, true. |
| 00:41:44 |
But to answer |
| 00:41:47 |
I don't know if I ever |
| 00:41:50 |
I don't know. |
| 00:41:52 |
I hoped. |
| 00:41:54 |
Yeah. |
| 00:41:57 |
You know, out of all |
| 00:41:59 |
I buried my bone in-- |
| 00:42:01 |
and you know me, I buried |
| 00:42:04 |
there was never |
| 00:42:08 |
You've always had |
| 00:42:15 |
You old sweet thing, you. |
| 00:42:16 |
Don't call me old. |
| 00:42:18 |
Bite you. |
| 00:42:25 |
Fucking-- |
| 00:42:28 |
Goddammit! |
| 00:42:34 |
Whoo! |
| 00:42:35 |
Can't you come |
| 00:42:38 |
No, bro. |
| 00:42:41 |
Oh, buddy. |
| 00:42:44 |
Mm! Oh, fuck, bro. |
| 00:42:47 |
Man, wow, |
| 00:42:49 |
Rock and roll, man! |
| 00:42:51 |
Put 'er there, buddy. |
| 00:42:53 |
Aah! That hurts! |
| 00:42:55 |
Mmm! |
| 00:42:57 |
Oh, fuckin'... |
| 00:42:58 |
Uhh! |
| 00:43:03 |
So what do you |
| 00:43:05 |
I don't know. |
| 00:43:06 |
What's everybody else |
| 00:43:08 |
They're going dancing. |
| 00:43:09 |
They're heading down |
| 00:43:10 |
It's '80s night |
| 00:43:14 |
God, our friends are |
| 00:43:16 |
Tell me about it. |
| 00:43:17 |
So what do you think? |
| 00:43:21 |
Any other ideas? |
| 00:43:22 |
We could stay up |
| 00:43:24 |
and have sex |
| 00:43:25 |
keep up the neighbors, |
| 00:43:28 |
shake the earth. |
| 00:43:31 |
Sounds pretty nice, |
| 00:43:34 |
My ass kinda hurts. |
| 00:43:36 |
Wanna go catch a movie |
| 00:43:38 |
Oh, yeah? |
| 00:43:40 |
Not much. |
| 00:43:41 |
Seems the only entertainment |
| 00:43:43 |
from going to the theater is |
| 00:43:46 |
to see some half-assed recycled |
| 00:43:51 |
Yeah, man. |
| 00:43:53 |
Well, we're two of those |
| 00:44:00 |
I wanna drive. |
| 00:44:03 |
I'm driving. |
| 00:44:12 |
So, uh, how's this |
| 00:44:15 |
What do you mean? |
| 00:44:18 |
I mean, how's this |
| 00:44:21 |
You mean us? |
| 00:44:24 |
I don't know, Neil. |
| 00:44:27 |
'Cause I wanna fucking know, that's why. |
| 00:44:29 |
Well, I don't have a |
| 00:44:33 |
My ass is so sore. |
| 00:44:36 |
Well, don't expect me |
| 00:44:38 |
in this relationship, |
| 00:44:42 |
I'm the butch. |
| 00:44:43 |
I've always been |
| 00:44:45 |
I'll always |
| 00:44:49 |
Neil's the fucking butch, |
| 00:44:52 |
Fucking Christ, |
| 00:44:53 |
the State of the Union |
| 00:44:54 |
Yeah. Yeah, we do. |
| 00:44:58 |
I'm no bitch! |
| 00:44:59 |
Well, that's our |
| 00:45:01 |
Why does it have to be |
| 00:45:03 |
'Cause that's the way |
| 00:45:05 |
There's the bitch |
| 00:45:08 |
I don't make |
| 00:45:10 |
That's so passé. |
| 00:45:12 |
Passé? |
| 00:45:13 |
Yes, passé. |
| 00:45:16 |
Ladies and gentlemen, I believe |
| 00:45:21 |
Pull over. |
| 00:45:23 |
Pull over. |
| 00:45:24 |
So where were we? |
| 00:45:27 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 00:45:28 |
Listen, just because |
| 00:45:32 |
has a uniformed |
| 00:45:34 |
of what a normal gay |
| 00:45:37 |
doesn't mean that we, |
| 00:45:39 |
have to abide by their |
| 00:45:42 |
and their inability |
| 00:45:45 |
So what are you |
| 00:45:47 |
I'm not proposing |
| 00:45:49 |
I'm just saying that |
| 00:45:51 |
a bitch and a butch |
| 00:45:53 |
that doesn't mean that's |
| 00:45:57 |
I mean, look at |
| 00:45:58 |
They're both fucking |
| 00:46:01 |
and they've been |
| 00:46:03 |
for fucking over |
| 00:46:06 |
You're right. |
| 00:46:08 |
Lesbians are so |
| 00:46:10 |
They are. They're on top |
| 00:46:13 |
And you don't see the |
| 00:46:15 |
for not fitting into the |
| 00:46:19 |
of what a happy |
| 00:46:21 |
Neil, I just-- |
| 00:46:23 |
I don't understand why this |
| 00:46:26 |
I don't know, |
| 00:46:28 |
all the gay couples |
| 00:46:32 |
there's a masculine |
| 00:46:33 |
So? |
| 00:46:35 |
I don't know, it's just |
| 00:46:39 |
breaks the mold, |
| 00:46:40 |
I think you're |
| 00:46:41 |
about the first |
| 00:46:44 |
Who's that? |
| 00:46:45 |
R2-D2 and C-3PO. |
| 00:46:47 |
What are you |
| 00:46:48 |
C-3PO was a total bitch. |
| 00:46:51 |
Oh, Lord, I do hope we make it |
| 00:46:55 |
Hurry, R2. |
| 00:46:57 |
Faggots, man. |
| 00:47:00 |
Yeah, but what |
| 00:47:03 |
Oh, okay. I think I see |
| 00:47:06 |
See? I mean, some can argue |
| 00:47:09 |
I mean, for constantly |
| 00:47:12 |
And continuing |
| 00:47:13 |
even though |
| 00:47:15 |
by that fucking |
| 00:47:18 |
You made your point. |
| 00:47:19 |
But on a small |
| 00:47:22 |
R2 and 3P0 weren't |
| 00:47:26 |
What? Shut up. |
| 00:47:28 |
Nope, you're wrong. |
| 00:47:30 |
Who was it, then? |
| 00:47:31 |
Gilligan and the Skipper. |
| 00:47:34 |
Oh, shit! |
| 00:47:36 |
I never thought |
| 00:47:37 |
You never thought about that? |
| 00:47:39 |
You never noticed |
| 00:47:42 |
Come on! |
| 00:47:43 |
And the fact that |
| 00:47:45 |
those fine little |
| 00:47:48 |
never got any action |
| 00:47:51 |
They were fucking |
| 00:47:52 |
Yeah, if they only |
| 00:47:55 |
And a mouthful. |
| 00:47:59 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 00:48:00 |
So I guess no one |
| 00:48:04 |
Neil, neither of us are |
| 00:48:08 |
You're the lead singer |
| 00:48:09 |
and I'm a high school |
| 00:48:12 |
We both hate the fuck |
| 00:48:14 |
Shit. |
| 00:48:16 |
Listen, I don't know |
| 00:48:17 |
but it does, |
| 00:48:18 |
And...I'm not |
| 00:48:22 |
and I know you're |
| 00:48:23 |
so why should we |
| 00:48:26 |
I mean, |
| 00:48:28 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 00:48:29 |
And I'm happy, too. |
| 00:48:31 |
So fuck everyone! |
| 00:48:40 |
Neil? |
| 00:48:43 |
Thanks. |
| 00:48:46 |
For what? |
| 00:48:47 |
For just being you. |
| 00:48:48 |
Yeah, no problem. |
| 00:48:52 |
What? |
| 00:48:53 |
What what? |
| 00:48:55 |
I'm glad we're together, |
| 00:48:57 |
I'm really glad we... |
| 00:49:00 |
we can talk the way |
| 00:49:03 |
I'm just-- I'm... |
| 00:49:06 |
I've never been able to talk to |
| 00:49:09 |
How did this |
| 00:49:10 |
an After School |
| 00:49:12 |
Come on, Neil... |
| 00:49:14 |
just 'cause |
| 00:49:16 |
doesn't mean you |
| 00:49:18 |
Yeah. |
| 00:49:21 |
I'm just sayin' |
| 00:49:27 |
I just want you |
| 00:49:29 |
I appreciate you, |
| 00:49:31 |
Are you serious? |
| 00:49:33 |
Yeah, I'm serious. |
| 00:49:35 |
Cool. |
| 00:49:37 |
Thanks. |
| 00:49:42 |
I appreciate you, |
| 00:49:44 |
I'm sorry if I, uh... |
| 00:49:46 |
don't express my feelings. |
| 00:49:48 |
It's just-- that's not |
| 00:49:52 |
Jesus, now I sound like |
| 00:49:57 |
It's okay. |
| 00:50:01 |
I know your deal. |
| 00:50:23 |
Why do we do this? |
| 00:50:25 |
I don't know. |
| 00:50:26 |
It was good, though. |
| 00:50:29 |
It's always good. |
| 00:50:30 |
That was never the |
| 00:50:33 |
Yeah, so what |
| 00:50:36 |
The problem is you. |
| 00:50:41 |
Me? |
| 00:50:43 |
Yeah, you. |
| 00:50:44 |
You're emotionally |
| 00:50:46 |
and completely |
| 00:50:48 |
to open yourself up |
| 00:50:50 |
That is not true. |
| 00:50:52 |
I'm completely |
| 00:50:54 |
Her name is Yesenia? |
| 00:50:57 |
Yeah. What's wrong |
| 00:50:58 |
Nothing. |
| 00:51:02 |
Anyway, that's why we're |
| 00:51:04 |
whether you want to |
| 00:51:06 |
Whoa, whoa, whoa, |
| 00:51:07 |
So you're saying |
| 00:51:08 |
that we broke up |
| 00:51:12 |
Yeah. |
| 00:51:13 |
What about you? |
| 00:51:15 |
What about me? |
| 00:51:17 |
You were totally jealous, |
| 00:51:20 |
and always certain that |
| 00:51:22 |
You were always |
| 00:51:26 |
Yeah, but you didn't |
| 00:51:29 |
Here's what your |
| 00:51:32 |
You are unable |
| 00:51:34 |
That's bullshit. |
| 00:51:37 |
Wait. His name is Greg, |
| 00:51:40 |
I love that guy. |
| 00:51:41 |
I used to watch |
| 00:51:42 |
I'm a big fan. |
| 00:51:45 |
Yeah, so? |
| 00:51:47 |
And he doesn't stick his dick |
| 00:51:52 |
So I like women? |
| 00:51:54 |
David, when you're |
| 00:51:58 |
you know, together, |
| 00:52:00 |
the idea is that |
| 00:52:02 |
I told you my weaknesses |
| 00:52:05 |
You also told me |
| 00:52:07 |
You said you loved me. |
| 00:52:08 |
I did love you. |
| 00:52:11 |
And yet you still |
| 00:52:13 |
the majority |
| 00:52:14 |
one in my own bed, |
| 00:52:16 |
Oh, and this Greg is just the |
| 00:52:19 |
Greg and I have been |
| 00:52:21 |
and he has not so much |
| 00:52:26 |
That's what you think. |
| 00:52:27 |
That's what I know. |
| 00:52:30 |
Greg and I are in love. |
| 00:52:32 |
Then...why are you here? |
| 00:52:35 |
Why are you here? |
| 00:52:37 |
Look, I'm not the one |
| 00:52:39 |
Yesenia's just a... |
| 00:52:42 |
She knows the deal. |
| 00:52:44 |
Oh. So... |
| 00:52:47 |
she'd have no problem |
| 00:52:48 |
knowing that you just |
| 00:52:49 |
so you could fuck |
| 00:52:52 |
Don't analyze me. I don't |
| 00:52:54 |
Why, 'cause it's |
| 00:52:55 |
No, because you're not |
| 00:52:57 |
I'm not paying you |
| 00:52:59 |
to figure out |
| 00:53:00 |
You're just mad because |
| 00:53:04 |
So what if you're dead-on. |
| 00:53:06 |
It proves exactly |
| 00:53:10 |
You're fucking delusional, |
| 00:53:16 |
If that's not the pot |
| 00:53:18 |
What? |
| 00:53:20 |
Look, I know what I am, |
| 00:53:22 |
You, on the other hand, are caught |
| 00:53:25 |
where everyone |
| 00:53:26 |
but not who they are. |
| 00:53:33 |
The truth hurts, |
| 00:53:35 |
Fuck you. |
| 00:53:37 |
Aw. Now you're gonna |
| 00:53:38 |
because I told you |
| 00:53:40 |
after you blasted me out of |
| 00:53:42 |
Fuck you. |
| 00:53:45 |
And you wonder |
| 00:53:49 |
Oh, that's rich. |
| 00:53:52 |
You left. |
| 00:53:54 |
But that's okay. We can go back and |
| 00:53:56 |
Oh, just shut up, |
| 00:53:59 |
Okay. |
| 00:54:07 |
You don't still |
| 00:54:09 |
No, of course not. |
| 00:54:12 |
Okay, well, you never |
| 00:54:13 |
Why are you here? |
| 00:54:15 |
You never answered |
| 00:54:17 |
With what? |
| 00:54:19 |
Jesus Christ, Jordy. |
| 00:54:20 |
I thought we pretty much |
| 00:54:24 |
Okay, to paraphrase |
| 00:54:26 |
that we just discussed, |
| 00:54:29 |
I like all different |
| 00:54:31 |
I like the way |
| 00:54:32 |
I like the way |
| 00:54:33 |
I like the way |
| 00:54:35 |
The problem is |
| 00:54:36 |
to stay loyal or honest |
| 00:54:38 |
at one particular time. |
| 00:54:40 |
There, I said it. |
| 00:54:41 |
Now why are you here? |
| 00:54:45 |
I don't know. |
| 00:54:48 |
I really don't know. |
| 00:54:54 |
Look, are you happy |
| 00:54:56 |
John? What the fuck |
| 00:54:58 |
Greg. |
| 00:54:59 |
Aren't you happy |
| 00:55:01 |
Yeah. I mean, |
| 00:55:04 |
Then why? |
| 00:55:05 |
I don't have an answer. |
| 00:55:06 |
I don't fucking know, |
| 00:55:08 |
All right, Jesus. |
| 00:55:11 |
I was just wondering, |
| 00:55:13 |
since we're in such |
| 00:55:14 |
laying naked |
| 00:55:16 |
just having shared the most |
| 00:55:18 |
I thought we could |
| 00:55:21 |
just get everything |
| 00:55:24 |
Look, we know why I'm |
| 00:55:26 |
because I'm a piece |
| 00:55:27 |
But at least |
| 00:55:29 |
and I'm honest |
| 00:55:31 |
Yeah, unfortunately, |
| 00:55:33 |
you have the ability |
| 00:55:39 |
It's only because |
| 00:55:43 |
What the fuck are |
| 00:55:44 |
The only reason |
| 00:55:46 |
is to protect them |
| 00:55:48 |
Oh, my God! |
| 00:55:50 |
You drive me |
| 00:55:53 |
I mean, it's just-- |
| 00:55:56 |
how you can justify |
| 00:55:59 |
by believing that you're |
| 00:56:02 |
Like we couldn't |
| 00:56:03 |
Well, could you? |
| 00:56:05 |
I don't know. |
| 00:56:07 |
But at least we wouldn't |
| 00:56:10 |
I mean, you think |
| 00:56:13 |
You think you're |
| 00:56:15 |
by letting us think |
| 00:56:18 |
No, you're the one that's |
| 00:56:22 |
All you're doing |
| 00:56:25 |
Sneaking behind our backs, |
| 00:56:26 |
fucking anything with a |
| 00:56:29 |
eventually making us look like |
| 00:56:32 |
That is not |
| 00:56:35 |
That is fucking evil. |
| 00:56:37 |
Evil? |
| 00:56:38 |
Yeah, evil. |
| 00:56:40 |
And the sad thing is |
| 00:56:41 |
you can't even comprehend |
| 00:56:44 |
because you've never |
| 00:56:48 |
It must be so nice to be |
| 00:56:52 |
protected and sheltered |
| 00:56:54 |
So much so that you don't |
| 00:56:58 |
is downright wrong. |
| 00:57:03 |
You done? |
| 00:57:08 |
Why are you such an asshole? |
| 00:57:10 |
I don't know. |
| 00:57:11 |
It's a gift. |
| 00:57:14 |
No, it's just sad. |
| 00:57:18 |
I mean, I can't expect |
| 00:57:21 |
what it feels like |
| 00:57:22 |
You wanna know why? |
| 00:57:23 |
Why? |
| 00:57:26 |
'Cause you don't |
| 00:57:37 |
By the way, I lied. |
| 00:57:40 |
It is small. |
| 00:57:43 |
# And still I rise # |
| 00:57:45 |
# And still I rise # |
| 00:57:49 |
# Like the sun I'll shine # |
| 00:57:52 |
# Oh, and still I rise... # |
| 00:58:26 |
Oh, yeah. |
| 00:58:44 |
Uh... |
| 00:58:47 |
What's your name again? |
| 00:58:50 |
Alanna. |
| 00:58:51 |
Ah. |
| 00:58:54 |
What was yours? |
| 00:58:56 |
Uh, Marco. |
| 00:58:57 |
Oh. |
| 00:59:01 |
It's nice |
| 00:59:01 |
Yes. |
| 00:59:07 |
You, too. |
| 00:59:12 |
Where, uh-- |
| 00:59:16 |
Arkansas. |
| 00:59:18 |
This little town |
| 00:59:21 |
Um...Little Rock? |
| 00:59:24 |
Yeah, it's one of the |
| 00:59:27 |
Oh. |
| 00:59:29 |
No, no, |
| 00:59:33 |
Where are you from, |
| 00:59:36 |
Uh, well, I'm Spanish, |
| 00:59:39 |
I'm from Madrid. |
| 00:59:41 |
Is-- What part |
| 00:59:44 |
Oh, no, it's-- |
| 00:59:49 |
I know, but isn't that |
| 00:59:52 |
No, it's in Spain. |
| 00:59:56 |
It's a country? |
| 00:59:58 |
In Europe? |
| 01:00:00 |
Oh! Okay, like, |
| 01:00:03 |
Y-Yeah, kind of. |
| 01:00:14 |
What, um-- What language |
| 01:00:18 |
Spanish. |
| 01:00:22 |
I know, but isn't that |
| 01:00:24 |
in, uh...Mexico? |
| 01:00:27 |
Yes, but the language-- |
| 01:00:28 |
uh, the language |
| 01:00:33 |
Are you sure? |
| 01:00:37 |
Yes, I'm positive. |
| 01:00:41 |
Yes. Positive. |
| 01:00:43 |
Hmm. See, 'cause |
| 01:00:46 |
I have |
| 01:00:47 |
and he speaks |
| 01:00:58 |
So is tonight your first |
| 01:01:01 |
No. No, I've been there |
| 01:01:05 |
You? |
| 01:01:08 |
I'm surprised I've |
| 01:01:11 |
Yeah. Yeah, I know. |
| 01:01:23 |
What's your |
| 01:01:27 |
color? |
| 01:01:29 |
My favorite color. |
| 01:01:30 |
Um, I don't know. |
| 01:01:33 |
Oh, no, see, |
| 01:01:36 |
Sure it is. |
| 01:01:39 |
I have a gray |
| 01:01:42 |
Oh. |
| 01:01:44 |
So what do you do? |
| 01:01:46 |
I'm an actor. |
| 01:01:47 |
Really? |
| 01:01:48 |
Yeah, well, |
| 01:01:51 |
Would I have seen you |
| 01:01:53 |
Probably not, no. |
| 01:01:56 |
Oh-- Well, actually, |
| 01:02:00 |
in an episodio |
| 01:02:02 |
Oh, cool! |
| 01:02:04 |
Yeah, my agent, |
| 01:02:07 |
He says that things |
| 01:02:08 |
picking up for me |
| 01:02:09 |
Really? |
| 01:02:10 |
Well, he says I have |
| 01:02:13 |
that sets me apart |
| 01:02:15 |
Hmm. |
| 01:02:16 |
It's only a matter |
| 01:02:18 |
before I get |
| 01:02:20 |
Cool. |
| 01:02:22 |
He describes me |
| 01:02:24 |
the next |
| 01:02:26 |
Oh, really? |
| 01:02:27 |
I love that guy. |
| 01:02:29 |
I love Fantasy Island. |
| 01:02:32 |
Oh, so good. |
| 01:02:36 |
What do you do? |
| 01:02:37 |
I'm a model. |
| 01:02:39 |
See, I would have |
| 01:02:41 |
Really? |
| 01:02:43 |
You look like a model. |
| 01:02:45 |
Thanks. |
| 01:02:48 |
What kind of modeling |
| 01:02:49 |
Um... |
| 01:02:52 |
Mostly print. |
| 01:02:54 |
Adult stuff, |
| 01:02:57 |
Really? |
| 01:02:59 |
Just for now, |
| 01:03:02 |
something better to do. |
| 01:03:03 |
Oh. |
| 01:03:10 |
Would I have seen-- |
| 01:03:12 |
Maybe. Do you ever |
| 01:03:16 |
That's, uh-- |
| 01:03:17 |
That's the paper that |
| 01:03:20 |
Uh...yeah. |
| 01:03:21 |
Call-- Call girls |
| 01:03:23 |
They're escorts. |
| 01:03:24 |
S-Sorry. |
| 01:03:26 |
Actually, yeah. |
| 01:03:29 |
I've seen it |
| 01:03:37 |
I had-- |
| 01:03:41 |
You are not a... |
| 01:03:43 |
you're not a professional, |
| 01:03:45 |
Yeah! |
| 01:03:47 |
Yeah, I'm an escort |
| 01:03:50 |
Why didn't you say something? |
| 01:03:51 |
'Cause you just |
| 01:03:55 |
I mean, I just fucking |
| 01:03:58 |
Jesus Christ, don't you |
| 01:04:00 |
you should tell someone |
| 01:04:01 |
you sleep with them? |
| 01:04:03 |
No. |
| 01:04:05 |
You didn't tell me what you |
| 01:04:08 |
That's different, okay? |
| 01:04:09 |
I-I don't sleep with |
| 01:04:13 |
You're not upset, |
| 01:04:15 |
A little bit. |
| 01:04:19 |
Oh, jeez. |
| 01:04:20 |
You don't have |
| 01:04:23 |
Like what? |
| 01:04:24 |
Like a fucking |
| 01:04:26 |
No. |
| 01:04:27 |
No way. I make all |
| 01:04:31 |
It's my number one rule. |
| 01:04:35 |
Oh, Jesus. |
| 01:04:37 |
My fucking dong is going |
| 01:04:39 |
Come on, |
| 01:04:41 |
What were you doing |
| 01:04:43 |
Shouldn't you be out |
| 01:04:47 |
Silly. Escorts |
| 01:04:49 |
Besides, it's a good place |
| 01:04:52 |
Oh, my God. |
| 01:04:54 |
You don't expect me |
| 01:04:56 |
No. I liked it. |
| 01:05:02 |
I like sex just like |
| 01:05:04 |
That's why I do |
| 01:05:06 |
Can we not-- Let's not |
| 01:05:10 |
Just be careful, |
| 01:05:12 |
I don't know why you get |
| 01:05:15 |
It's kinda cute. |
| 01:05:17 |
And you're |
| 01:05:19 |
Yeah, I mean, it's not like I |
| 01:05:21 |
than every other |
| 01:05:23 |
I'm just smart enough |
| 01:05:26 |
But you're selling |
| 01:05:27 |
You're ashamed, no? |
| 01:05:29 |
No. Why should I be? |
| 01:05:32 |
I like what I do, and until |
| 01:05:35 |
then I'm happy |
| 01:05:38 |
I like to do |
| 01:05:40 |
Were you abused |
| 01:05:43 |
No! |
| 01:05:46 |
How-- How long have you |
| 01:05:48 |
Um-- |
| 01:05:50 |
Since I moved here. |
| 01:05:53 |
I was waiting tables, |
| 01:05:57 |
And was he serious? |
| 01:05:59 |
Mm-hmm. |
| 01:06:00 |
Yep. He offered me a thousand |
| 01:06:03 |
Oh, Jesus. |
| 01:06:06 |
So I did it. |
| 01:06:09 |
And he was nice. |
| 01:06:10 |
I would have went home with him |
| 01:06:13 |
but I figured I'd make me |
| 01:06:15 |
Hmm. |
| 01:06:17 |
After that, you know, |
| 01:06:20 |
and we both decided |
| 01:06:21 |
and do it for a living. |
| 01:06:23 |
Not too bad. |
| 01:06:26 |
I offer a service |
| 01:06:28 |
in the meantime, so it |
| 01:06:31 |
Ooh! |
| 01:06:32 |
I'm home, honey! |
| 01:06:37 |
Jesus. |
| 01:06:41 |
Uh, don't you come across |
| 01:06:43 |
Sometimes, but... |
| 01:06:47 |
that's where this |
| 01:06:49 |
Oh, Jesus! |
| 01:06:51 |
What, don't they have |
| 01:06:53 |
Mexico, they're all |
| 01:06:55 |
but in Spain, no. |
| 01:06:56 |
Okay...be careful |
| 01:06:59 |
Don't be scared. |
| 01:07:01 |
I've been shooting |
| 01:07:03 |
Okay, uh... |
| 01:07:06 |
Put it-- Put it |
| 01:07:08 |
Zip, zip, zip, zip, |
| 01:07:10 |
Put it away. |
| 01:07:13 |
Aw, you're scared. |
| 01:07:15 |
Anyway, I try not |
| 01:07:17 |
'cause I'm |
| 01:07:18 |
I'm a pretty good judge |
| 01:07:23 |
Hey! |
| 01:07:24 |
I trusted you, |
| 01:07:27 |
Ay. |
| 01:07:29 |
Anyhoo, |
| 01:07:31 |
I don't worry |
| 01:07:35 |
I do what |
| 01:07:36 |
and if I'm not |
| 01:07:39 |
Oy. |
| 01:07:41 |
Are you all right? |
| 01:07:43 |
Oy, I-- |
| 01:07:46 |
Hey, look, don't let it |
| 01:07:49 |
I promise, I am clean. |
| 01:07:50 |
I use protection. |
| 01:07:53 |
Look, I'm just |
| 01:07:55 |
except for I get |
| 01:07:56 |
Okay, okay. |
| 01:07:58 |
Could you please stop |
| 01:08:00 |
What are you doing |
| 01:08:02 |
I-- I'm cleaning up. |
| 01:08:05 |
Okay. |
| 01:08:06 |
Oy. |
| 01:08:14 |
How-- How old were you |
| 01:08:18 |
12. |
| 01:08:23 |
Yes-- Yes, 12. |
| 01:08:24 |
Um... |
| 01:08:26 |
12? |
| 01:08:29 |
Okay. |
| 01:08:31 |
Uh, my Uncle Danny. |
| 01:08:34 |
You fucked with |
| 01:08:35 |
Yeah, but I thought |
| 01:08:38 |
Oh-- Oh, Jesus. |
| 01:08:41 |
What can I say? |
| 01:08:43 |
Okay, but you thought |
| 01:08:46 |
Yeah, well, |
| 01:08:47 |
we've always |
| 01:08:50 |
Why-- |
| 01:08:54 |
What is that |
| 01:08:56 |
It's just it's not that |
| 01:08:59 |
At least |
| 01:09:01 |
What the fu-- |
| 01:09:03 |
This is-- This is |
| 01:09:05 |
Calm down. |
| 01:09:07 |
No, no, everything. |
| 01:09:09 |
First, you're a girl who's |
| 01:09:12 |
and then you're an escort |
| 01:09:15 |
Now you're an escort |
| 01:09:17 |
who she thought |
| 01:09:18 |
is laying in bed |
| 01:09:20 |
This is too |
| 01:09:22 |
Relax. |
| 01:09:24 |
Relax. |
| 01:09:25 |
What is it? Relax? |
| 01:09:27 |
You want me to relax? |
| 01:09:28 |
How the fuck am I |
| 01:09:30 |
I don't even know |
| 01:09:31 |
and I just put my dick inside |
| 01:09:35 |
Well, maybe you |
| 01:09:36 |
before you take |
| 01:09:38 |
and have sex with her. |
| 01:09:39 |
You know, look at you. |
| 01:09:41 |
You don't even realize how incredibly |
| 01:09:44 |
Why don't you just relax? |
| 01:09:45 |
No. No, I will not |
| 01:09:50 |
Having sex with an escort |
| 01:09:55 |
I have never paid |
| 01:09:58 |
I already said this one |
| 01:10:01 |
You don't get it, |
| 01:10:03 |
Come on. |
| 01:10:05 |
Relax. |
| 01:10:07 |
I thought we were |
| 01:10:09 |
Did you really |
| 01:10:11 |
Yes, but I told you |
| 01:10:14 |
Oh, God! |
| 01:10:15 |
Why do you keep |
| 01:10:17 |
like it's supposed to |
| 01:10:19 |
Well, doesn't it? |
| 01:10:21 |
I mean, what if I fucked |
| 01:10:23 |
Now that's gross. |
| 01:10:26 |
You are twisted, |
| 01:10:27 |
No, I'm not twisted. |
| 01:10:31 |
I mean, most girls |
| 01:10:34 |
If you had asked them what they did |
| 01:10:36 |
They would have said |
| 01:10:38 |
for Gucci or Dolce |
| 01:10:40 |
I'm not ashamed |
| 01:10:43 |
Just 'cause you got |
| 01:10:45 |
don't take them out |
| 01:10:47 |
Buster Brown? |
| 01:10:50 |
Buster? |
| 01:10:53 |
What is this Buster-- |
| 01:10:54 |
You are |
| 01:10:56 |
I've ever met |
| 01:11:01 |
You got another |
| 01:11:03 |
Another round? |
| 01:11:08 |
What-- What was that? |
| 01:11:10 |
You got another |
| 01:11:11 |
Another round, huh? |
| 01:11:13 |
Are you completely |
| 01:11:15 |
to everything that's just |
| 01:11:20 |
What is this? |
| 01:11:21 |
What the fuck |
| 01:11:23 |
What is so-- |
| 01:11:24 |
What-- |
| 01:11:28 |
You don't |
| 01:11:29 |
You come into my house-- |
| 01:11:30 |
I was just |
| 01:11:34 |
What? |
| 01:11:35 |
I was fucking with you. |
| 01:11:37 |
I'm not an fucking escort. |
| 01:11:39 |
What? |
| 01:11:41 |
You're-- You're not |
| 01:11:42 |
No. |
| 01:11:43 |
Are you serious? |
| 01:11:46 |
You should have seen your face |
| 01:11:55 |
Your-- Your eyes, |
| 01:11:59 |
Okay, wait, wait, |
| 01:12:00 |
It was bullshit. |
| 01:12:03 |
It was |
| 01:12:04 |
The gun. |
| 01:12:06 |
What about the gun? |
| 01:12:08 |
This is-- |
| 01:12:12 |
It's a lighter. |
| 01:12:13 |
You-- |
| 01:12:16 |
You're pulling-- You're |
| 01:12:17 |
No, I'm serious. |
| 01:12:27 |
Okay, this-- |
| 01:12:28 |
I mean, it's bad-- |
| 01:12:30 |
that you're being |
| 01:12:32 |
but the whole "fucking |
| 01:12:34 |
I know. |
| 01:12:35 |
That's just fucking |
| 01:12:37 |
This is a-- |
| 01:12:38 |
You're not |
| 01:12:40 |
No. But I mean, |
| 01:12:41 |
would it have all |
| 01:12:43 |
I mean... |
| 01:12:44 |
Yeah, I think-- |
| 01:12:49 |
So... |
| 01:12:50 |
what-- what do you |
| 01:12:56 |
I'm an actress. |
| 01:13:02 |
Oh, Jesus. |
| 01:14:52 |
# Three, four # |
| 01:14:59 |
# All right # |
| 01:15:06 |
# Aaahhhh # |
| 01:15:10 |
# Who's ready to rock? # |
| 01:15:12 |
# Who's ready to rock? # |
| 01:15:14 |
# Who's ready to rock? # |
| 01:15:17 |
# All night # |
| 01:15:19 |
# Who's ready to rock? # |
| 01:15:22 |
# Who's ready to rock? # |
| 01:15:24 |
# Who's ready to rock? # |
| 01:15:26 |
# All night long # |
| 01:15:34 |
# I want to show |
| 01:15:39 |
# I mean to rock you |
| 01:15:43 |
# I will do this |
| 01:15:48 |
# Rockin' and rollin' # |
| 01:15:50 |
# In the night # |
| 01:16:03 |
# I want all the people |
| 01:16:07 |
# You'd better hide # |
| 01:16:10 |
# Oh, you're easy, girl # |
| 01:16:12 |
# 'Cause we're a-comin' |
| 01:16:17 |
# Right after this beer # |
| 01:16:19 |
# I'm coming 'round # |
| 01:16:26 |
# Who's ready to rock? # |
| 01:16:28 |
# Who's ready to rock? # |
| 01:16:31 |
# Who's ready to rock? # |
| 01:16:33 |
# Ahhhh # |
| 01:16:36 |
# Who's ready to rock? # |
| 01:16:38 |
# Who's ready to rock? # |
| 01:16:41 |
# Who's ready to rock? # |
| 01:16:43 |
# All night long # |
| 01:16:46 |
# Who's ready to rock? # |
| 01:16:48 |
# Who's ready to rock? # |
| 01:16:50 |
# Who's ready to rock? # |
| 01:16:53 |
# All night long # |
| 01:16:58 |
# All night long # |
| 01:17:00 |
# All night long # |
