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Ga yau hei si 2009 All s Well Ends Well 2009
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Everybody. Last year, I've launched |
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"The Self-Healing Program for |
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More than 120,000 people has joined |
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In over 40 cities worldwide. |
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The success rate, is for everyone to see. |
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But now I think... |
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Treatment after breakup is not the best. |
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Therefore, I have start a new program, |
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"Self-Healing Program for PRE Breakup" |
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Today, we have a new brother |
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Who'll share his experience with us. |
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Hello, everybody. |
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My names's Bo Yu. |
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My breakups has been caused by |
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The eldest sister must get married first |
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Or misfortune will come! |
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No way? |
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That's what I thought at first, but... |
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Marry me. |
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Bo! |
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Kuen! |
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And also... |
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Marry me. |
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Lynn! |
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Those were the results of not believing! |
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I don't wanna hurt anyone else and so... |
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I never try to love again! |
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The only way out, |
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is to wait for my sister to get married! |
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I deeply sympathize with you. |
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By the way, who is your sister? |
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She is awesome. |
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Good morning, Miss Yu. |
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Hurry... |
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Good morning, Miss Yu. |
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What morning? |
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I pay you to work, |
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You're fired! Totally out of line... |
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The nail polish is still wet, |
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You deserve it! |
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- Good morning, Miss Yu. - Morning. |
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- Good morning, Miss Yu. - Morning. |
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Miss Yu, is this design alright? |
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- Yes. - Thank you. |
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Miss Yu, |
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It's okay. Release it. |
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Sis... you've got a meeting with |
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New book signing at 2:30, |
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tea with advertisers at 4. |
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And TV reporters have also arrived. |
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The questions are all about |
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They're waiting for you to get ready... |
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on the balcony. |
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Alright. Repeat it again. |
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At 1:30... no, at 1 you've got to... |
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God. I've forgotten everything. |
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Hello, hello. I am today's... |
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You're the director? |
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Just listen to everything I say. |
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Hello! I'm the host, Vivian. |
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Are you the famous writer, |
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It's Chu. |
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Chu? |
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Really? They spell alike... |
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These are the 7 questions I'll ask you |
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Please read them carefully. |
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Then answer us concisely. |
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Don't waste our time. |
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I have another job right after this. |
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Plus, you are just doing this promote... |
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your book anyway. |
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- Director. - Yes, yes. |
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- Shooting in high |
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Good. I want a lighter makeup. |
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She's younger. Do it heavier. |
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What? |
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Listen to her. It's hard to get her. |
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Makeup. |
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Yes! What's up, sir? |
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Give her a HD makeup. |
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What is HD makeup? |
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It means... |
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Makeup for TV shows, but heavier. |
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Got it. Okay. |
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Hello everybody! |
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Welcome to our show. |
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We've invited the renowned writer, |
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who's also an icon for |
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She's releasing her new bestseller today |
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It's Not My Fault to Be a Single Woman. |
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Miss Chu Yu, please! |
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Miss Yu, you have always promoted |
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What do you think of marriage? |
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I always believe that |
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A single women have no constraints. |
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Work and travel whenever they want. |
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It's free. |
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All your works are about being single. |
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Doesn't anyone try to pick you up? |
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Why do I want that? |
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I can pick up guys, if I find one I like. |
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Everything comes from Earth's gravity, |
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the gravitation pull of the universe |
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plus the harmony of yin and yang. |
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Simply put: Fate. |
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See how great your daughter is. |
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Teaching people not to |
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I'm really worried that |
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But she's too successful |
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That's what happens to |
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I guess. She did get her degree at 20. |
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Yeah, and became a writer, |
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at 26. |
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That's why she's stuck in the middle! |
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The ones she likes, doesn't like her |
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And she doesn't like the ones that |
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Just like that song by Danny Chan... |
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What song? |
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"You're choosing your lover, |
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Then it's bad! |
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What if she just keep working... |
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Sis! |
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Dad, mom. |
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Dad. You're back. |
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You look much bigger. |
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And you're looking more handsome. |
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Look at all these muscles. |
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Hey, look at your face... |
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Just shut it! |
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Have you eaten yet? |
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It's okay, |
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This month's money. |
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Good girl. |
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I've seen a pair of |
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I know you will like them. |
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Cool! |
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I gotta work now. |
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By the way, I wanna tell you... |
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I got my degree at 19! |
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Next time don't talk so loud behind |
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Sorry... we'll talk again in |
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My name is "Musculator" |
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Really? Mine is "Pass off the Wind". |
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I have one too, called "Sexy Maggie". |
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What? You are "Sexy Maggie"? |
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Yeah! |
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- Let's eat hotpot after work. |
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Come on, let's go to Club Chocolate |
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The idea's been banned. |
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Get it done tonight or nobody can leave! |
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I have a meeting now. |
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Anything suggestions? |
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McDonald's again then! |
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We're not going to have fun tonight. |
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Karaoke dinner anyone? |
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I know one with great hot wings. |
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We'll suffer, |
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as long as your sister stay single! |
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You better find her a boyfriend soon. |
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Because it won't be hot wings |
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What will we be eating? |
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Hot asses. |
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I like hot asses! |
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Uncooked! |
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L ~ O ~ V ~ E ~ LOVE |
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1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8... |
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Over 100 millions results |
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"Open your heart". |
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I'm a lawyer, a doctor, |
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An astronaut, as well as a movie director. |
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Fraud. |
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Are you lonely? |
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Let me open your heart. |
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Open it! Your heart! |
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Psycho! |
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I'm a GCSE student who wants to |
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Come on, try me! |
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What's up with you? |
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What's with all the singing, you happy? |
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Yes. I'm really happy! |
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I'm gonna get married! |
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Huan, I thought you vowed to |
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It's good to be in love. |
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It's stupid to be single! |
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Stupid? |
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When love finds you, you'll faint |
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Then the whole world... |
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Wonderful! |
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Turns-upside-down? |
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This guy should be able to |
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The love therapist: Dick... Cho? |
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I havent been so happy for 10 years, |
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until this past month. |
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That's great! But today is the last lesson! |
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So fast? |
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You found me just to |
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Now you've healed up. |
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You can now love bravely again! |
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But I... |
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Sheila... |
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Look at you, you dress like a hag, |
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don't dress like this! |
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Come on, let's look over here. |
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Is there anyone you like? |
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So you like fat and greasy things. |
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Warm in winter. Cool in summer. |
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But you must stop acting like a "Mistress". |
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But I have only ever been a... |
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Mistress, mistress |
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123, 321, 1234567 |
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Sheila, from now on |
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You're a legendary woman, |
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Go and love hard on the count of 3. |
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1, 2, 3 |
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Give him a big smile. |
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It's not going to work with this smile |
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Bigger! |
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The sun is beaming, |
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This big? |
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It might not be enough for him! |
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I shall leave now! |
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Hello. Can I sit down? |
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Need some lotion? |
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Sounds good! |
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Doctor Cho speaking. |
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I have heard about your situation. |
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So... how much will it cost? |
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Generally, 30 to 50 thousand dollars. |
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Quite reasonable. |
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As for your sister, |
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200,000?! |
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Keep to the side... |
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Dumbass! Keep to the side! |
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Excuse me! |
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1234, the right side. Good. |
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Miss Yu, time's up. See you next time. |
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Didn't you talk on the phone for |
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Yes, I forgot! |
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Come on! |
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Also, I don't think I've sweated enough. |
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I've heard, there's a session here like... |
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Love on a Diet... |
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I can beat a guy up? |
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Sure you can! |
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Miss Yu... |
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Come on! |
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Does it have to be so hard! |
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I don't want to bargain! |
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You're so reasonable. |
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What's the treatment? |
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It's a business secret! |
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You are giving off vibes of a loser in love. |
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Do you need some treatment? |
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No. I've already given up! |
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Don't be silly. |
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I'll relight your fire with love again! |
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To relight your passion for love... |
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First, you need to find the right place. |
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What is the right place? |
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Simple, somewhere full of girls! |
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Any target? |
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Yes! |
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First, you must show a friendly smile. |
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Keep eye-contact with her... |
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And you must speak to her within |
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If you go right in to chat, |
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it's over if she doesn't react. |
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Go in from her side. |
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Attack and defense as you like! |
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Go. |
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Hi! |
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Hello. |
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Pickup line |
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What? |
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Pickup line |
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Pickup line? |
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You've got asthma? |
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Say something. Anything will do. |
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Everyday lives! |
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I have constipation lately! |
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Really? |
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You can eat more fiber, |
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They don't help at all! |
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Could it be caused by stress at work? |
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Maybe. You know... |
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What? Why are you talking with guys? |
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I lack confidence! |
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123, 321, 1234567 |
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Bo Yu. You're no longer a loser in love. |
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You're the coolest gentleman in |
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Every step you make is more stylish |
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1, 2, 3 |
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Do you think I'm handsome? |
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Which part of me do you think is the best? |
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Why don't you take a look with |
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Excuse me, this is my girlfriend. |
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I'm handsome. |
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You're so ugly, piss off! |
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Siu Ming! Siu Keung! |
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Don't hit my face! |
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Not the face! |
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Body only? |
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Sir |
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Cheque please... leave it to him. |
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Just a few punch is enough... |
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Come in. |
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Sis... |
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The interviewees are all here, |
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Why are you wearing a top with |
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You really need them? |
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Don't all photographers dress this way? |
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Appearance is important, |
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come back when you get it. |
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Scram! |
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Why are all works out of focus? |
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And the framing is poor! |
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This is my style! |
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What style do you have when |
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Scram! |
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I'm sure you'll be impressed... |
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with my look and techniques. |
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Yes, but you lack affinity! |
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The longer I look at you... |
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The more I want to slap you. |
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We are short on employees. |
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Sis... he's only interviewing. |
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What the hell? |
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Nobody's coming to interviews |
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Go go go... |
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I have him here to make up numbers. |
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Give me 10 more minutes... |
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see if I can get more from Kowloon. |
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Hello, I'm here for an interview. |
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Leave! |
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Leave, you've got no chance! |
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You leave! |
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Who did you work for? |
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I'm a freelancer. |
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Now, I'm doing some kind of art. |
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By the way, what perfume are you using? |
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This, is my natural fragrance. |
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The "Wax Factor heart beating perfume... |
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25th anniversary edition"... |
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Should suit you well! |
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Psycho! |
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Take a seat. |
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This job doesn't pay a lot. |
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You gotta raise your family? |
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I'm still single. |
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Plus I got 2 patents 5 years ago which... |
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I can live on. |
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Which means I can focus on |
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When can you start working? |
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Up to you! |
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I have a gift for you to |
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It'll break the rules. |
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Rules are dead. See you tomorrow. |
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Case number 72645, Chu Yu. |
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Level of Difficulty: Above 5 stars. |
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Phase 2 starts right away. |
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The ad needs to be shoot, |
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The outermost one. |
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The outermost one? Which one? |
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The outermost tube, |
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Have to take off my top first. |
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Miss Yu, |
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Bronze. |
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So... who's the model? |
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Get me the tube. |
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Good looking guy. |
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That's male model only. |
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And the director? |
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Muscles. |
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Yes, we'll get Jackie Chan! |
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Alright. Get back to the ad! |
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What is it? |
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Miss Yu. |
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You don't need to come in tomorrow! |
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Good morning, Miss Yu. |
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What is it? |
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Nothing... I just wanna ask you if... |
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If I can call you Little Chu? |
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Of course. I'm actually very easygoing. |
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Don't worry. In crowded places... |
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I'll still call you Miss Yu. |
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Okay... okay. |
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By the way, You... |
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What? |
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Miss Yu has... |
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Redistributed her! |
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What? |
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But I don't know English or computer! |
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Wouldn't this decision be... a bit risky? |
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Let me worry about that, |
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even though you're just a cleaner |
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But I can totally see that you're a genius. |
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You just never had a chance! |
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What about the salary? |
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Unchanged, of course! |
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Will she have her own room? |
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Yes? |
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The store room! |
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Good! Thank you, Miss Yu. |
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Okay, start working and work hard. |
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- Thank you... |
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Apart from easygoing, |
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Yes, quite great! |
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Really? |
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By the way, what were you asking me? |
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I... I want to ask... |
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If you're the type who... |
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sacrifice breakfast for fitness? |
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I love breakfast. |
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- Really? - Sure. |
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Well, that's great. |
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I've prepared a breakfast and |
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You'll see it when you get in. |
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Enjoy it! |
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Really? |
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It's delicious... |
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It's Not My Fault to Be a Single Woman |
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Has sold over 500,000 copies in Asia. |
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Bestseller for 8 weeks. |
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Miss Yu, that's marvelous! |
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Chu, the company wants you to |
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to make a Single Woman, |
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Okay... |
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Also, the company wants to publish |
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The first issue focuses on Qiandao Lake. |
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I've been Qiandao Lake before. |
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Fantastic scenery, |
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You'll be overjoyed if... |
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you like to eat freshwater fish. |
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The steamed fish head is splendid! |
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Branding, marketing, packaging, |
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Do you have any good ideas? |
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Come on! Spirit! |
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Why don't we have a tea break first? |
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Great... |
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You bastards! |
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Fried dumplings |
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It's disgusting. |
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Tried that last time, this... |
| 00:25:40 |
That... |
| 00:25:45 |
That... guy, speak up. |
| 00:25:53 |
You say it's beautiful there. |
| 00:25:55 |
Why don't we have |
| 00:25:58 |
Julia Roberts to live there for a year, |
| 00:26:01 |
And invite the world famous director |
| 00:26:03 |
To shoot her life in romantic style while |
| 00:26:06 |
Releasing doves into the frame. |
| 00:26:07 |
Free DVD released with the book. |
| 00:26:11 |
So how much... do you expect to use? |
| 00:26:13 |
Not much. USD 70 million. |
| 00:26:15 |
Julia herself costs 20 million! |
| 00:26:18 |
So what's the price of the book? |
| 00:26:20 |
HKD 8. |
| 00:26:21 |
Issue 1 should be cheaper, |
| 00:26:26 |
What a good idea! |
| 00:26:29 |
Do any of you think it's good? |
| 00:26:31 |
Applaud if you do. |
| 00:26:34 |
You guys are right to be silence. |
| 00:26:37 |
I don't know who employed you. |
| 00:26:39 |
But I don't ever want to see you again. |
| 00:26:40 |
Okay? |
| 00:26:47 |
I think this idea is possible. |
| 00:26:49 |
You think it's good? |
| 00:26:50 |
Not practical, but creative! |
| 00:26:52 |
Chu, you're the Ronaldo of our company |
| 00:26:55 |
But your judgment can't be too ridiculous. |
| 00:26:58 |
But creativity cannot be limited by |
| 00:27:01 |
We can fine tune it! |
| 00:27:02 |
Even if it's limitless, |
| 00:27:04 |
it can't be ridiculous. |
| 00:27:05 |
That... That guy |
| 00:27:07 |
He's just ridiculous, |
| 00:27:10 |
I think you are getting personal and |
| 00:27:13 |
I'm the boss. I like to get personal! |
| 00:27:15 |
So what? |
| 00:27:16 |
Alright! If you fire him... |
| 00:27:18 |
I'll quit! How's that! |
| 00:27:29 |
Sis... did you argue with the boss? |
| 00:27:33 |
I have my own reasons! |
| 00:27:35 |
You're the financial centre of our family. |
| 00:27:37 |
What should we do if you lose your job? |
| 00:27:40 |
We're a family! |
| 00:27:42 |
Can't we share the burden? |
| 00:27:43 |
Mom, dad and I can't handle it! |
| 00:27:48 |
Boss! |
| 00:27:51 |
Can you give her one more chance? |
| 00:27:53 |
If she does it again, I'll beat her up! |
| 00:27:55 |
What are you on? I never said I'd fire her. |
| 00:27:58 |
What does she has to do? |
| 00:28:00 |
Boss, I... |
| 00:28:01 |
Chu, take it easy! |
| 00:28:03 |
Arguments are good for meetings. |
| 00:28:06 |
Let that... that guy to do some research |
| 00:28:09 |
Before talking about anything else! |
| 00:28:13 |
What are you laughing at? |
| 00:28:14 |
Go get me that... |
| 00:28:15 |
Julia Robert's phone number |
| 00:28:17 |
Okay... |
| 00:28:18 |
Boss, you must be tired, |
| 00:28:20 |
Go. |
| 00:28:26 |
Thank you for supporting me! |
| 00:28:28 |
I support all creative ideas! |
| 00:28:31 |
Would it be creative if |
| 00:28:34 |
When? And Where? |
| 00:28:39 |
I want that table! |
| 00:28:40 |
That table has already been booked... |
| 00:28:45 |
This is the menu for tonight. |
| 00:28:48 |
Dim the light for me and |
| 00:28:52 |
Yes, okay! |
| 00:28:54 |
There're 2 set meals tonight... |
| 00:28:56 |
I want a lobster meal. |
| 00:29:00 |
He wants the rib-eye, medium. |
| 00:29:03 |
Little Chu, |
| 00:29:10 |
Miss here wants a... lobster meal. |
| 00:29:13 |
With Lobster... |
| 00:29:20 |
Little Chu. |
| 00:29:22 |
Have you not dated for a while? |
| 00:29:23 |
Who told you? I'll go and fire him! |
| 00:29:26 |
Just guessing! |
| 00:29:27 |
You are the career type, |
| 00:29:30 |
how would you have time? |
| 00:29:32 |
That's true! |
| 00:29:34 |
Plus with your talent, |
| 00:29:36 |
no man is a match for you! |
| 00:29:38 |
That's true too! |
| 00:29:41 |
So, what type of men do you like? |
| 00:29:45 |
Ambitious. |
| 00:29:47 |
Love my mom, dad... and bro. |
| 00:29:51 |
Loyal to me. |
| 00:29:54 |
Handsome. |
| 00:29:55 |
And humorous! |
| 00:29:58 |
In the end, it's just someone who's nice. |
| 00:30:00 |
Honestly... |
| 00:30:08 |
Thank you, sir! |
| 00:30:19 |
Thank you, madam! |
| 00:30:42 |
What did you wanna say? Honestly... |
| 00:30:44 |
Honestly, |
| 00:30:46 |
if you can control your temper... |
| 00:30:48 |
You're quite cute! |
| 00:30:49 |
I'm cute? |
| 00:30:50 |
Really, I'm cute?! |
| 00:30:53 |
I want ice-cream! Ice-cream! |
| 00:30:55 |
Ma'am, you haven't had main course yet. |
| 00:30:57 |
I don't care! I'm just a girl who |
| 00:31:00 |
Okay. Sure! |
| 00:31:02 |
I'm a teenage girl! |
| 00:31:17 |
I'm so happy tonight. |
| 00:31:19 |
I can tell. |
| 00:31:20 |
No, I mean, I'm happy, too! |
| 00:31:39 |
Okay, bye. |
| 00:31:42 |
Bye. |
| 00:31:43 |
Umbrella for you. |
| 00:31:47 |
Bye! |
| 00:31:49 |
Bye! |
| 00:31:54 |
L- am-so-happy! |
| 00:31:57 |
L- am-so-happy! |
| 00:32:00 |
I'm really really happy... |
| 00:32:44 |
Shit! |
| 00:32:46 |
This time at Qiandao Lake, |
| 00:32:47 |
Remember to take photos of |
| 00:32:50 |
Don't bother coming back without them! |
| 00:32:52 |
What? |
| 00:32:53 |
And, a girl called Bucktooth Jane... |
| 00:32:55 |
will pick you up. |
| 00:32:57 |
Bucktooth Jane? Is she pretty? |
| 00:32:59 |
Of course she's gorgeous! |
| 00:33:02 |
Stop asking questions, just go. |
| 00:33:06 |
Come with me. |
| 00:33:08 |
The boss ordered me to finish |
| 00:33:12 |
I can't go with you. |
| 00:33:14 |
Take care and don't miss me. |
| 00:33:18 |
I'll try my best! |
| 00:33:23 |
Brought enough clothes? |
| 00:33:25 |
What you doing? Go... back to work... |
| 00:33:27 |
If you don't have enough, |
| 00:33:31 |
Remember |
| 00:33:32 |
Okay... |
| 00:33:38 |
Hi! |
| 00:33:40 |
I think... I'd better go with you. |
| 00:33:43 |
It's okay! |
| 00:33:44 |
You... go and write. |
| 00:33:45 |
How about at home, |
| 00:33:48 |
I'll get another one. Okay. |
| 00:33:50 |
Hey, no... |
| 00:33:53 |
Where're you driving me to? |
| 00:33:56 |
You again, Mr. Chan? |
| 00:33:59 |
Qiandao Lake Hangzhou |
| 00:34:05 |
Don't stare at me. |
| 00:34:08 |
Just look at you, how old are you... |
| 00:34:10 |
Heavily armed just like Rambo. |
| 00:34:12 |
A total mess! |
| 00:34:14 |
- What are you doing? |
| 00:34:16 |
It's Wednesday today. |
| 00:34:19 |
Let's have some "Monk's Sweet Armpit". |
| 00:34:22 |
Armpit? |
| 00:34:24 |
It's Dried jujube cooked with |
| 00:34:26 |
- It's nutritious. |
| 00:34:31 |
Hey, Doctor Cho |
| 00:34:33 |
My sis has never made any soup |
| 00:34:36 |
What did you do to her? |
| 00:34:39 |
Honestly... all those who need my help |
| 00:34:42 |
Has been hurt by love and |
| 00:34:45 |
They've even given up. |
| 00:34:47 |
I only open their heart, and make them |
| 00:34:49 |
See the bright side of love again! |
| 00:34:52 |
But you have opened her heart without |
| 00:34:56 |
Wouldn't she get hurt? |
| 00:34:58 |
Don't you remember "Phase 6" of |
| 00:35:02 |
She'll heal up once the treatment is over. |
| 00:35:04 |
Then she'll enjoy her love life again. |
| 00:35:07 |
And I'll be out of her life forever. |
| 00:35:10 |
But obviously you'd have to pay me first. |
| 00:35:13 |
Understand? |
| 00:35:14 |
Right, sure. |
| 00:35:20 |
I thought a Bucktooth Jane would |
| 00:35:24 |
I have no idea. |
| 00:35:26 |
You sister send you to look after me, |
| 00:35:29 |
What's with the ordering?! |
| 00:35:31 |
Bucktooth Jane! |
| 00:35:33 |
Bucktooth Jane! |
| 00:35:35 |
Bucktooth Jane! |
| 00:35:51 |
Sorry, I'm late! |
| 00:35:53 |
Are you Mr. Dick Cho? |
| 00:35:55 |
You are Bucktooth Jane? |
| 00:36:00 |
No, I'm not. |
| 00:36:01 |
I'm her friend, Mandy! |
| 00:36:05 |
So... where's Bucktooth Jane? |
| 00:36:07 |
She's sick today! |
| 00:36:08 |
So I'm here to pick you up, is that alright? |
| 00:36:10 |
Alright, Bucktooth becomes a babe... |
| 00:36:15 |
We are on a very tight schedule. |
| 00:36:18 |
Gotta hurry up. Let's go! |
| 00:36:20 |
Is this your luggage? |
| 00:36:29 |
Let... let me get it, okay? |
| 00:36:32 |
No! |
| 00:36:33 |
It's my job to take care of you, let me. |
| 00:36:35 |
Okay. Go ahead! |
| 00:36:43 |
She's so cute! |
| 00:36:52 |
Bucktooth Jane! |
| 00:36:55 |
Bucktooth Jane! |
| 00:37:03 |
Bucktooth Jane! |
| 00:37:06 |
Bucktooth Jane! |
| 00:37:08 |
How can you be so rude? |
| 00:37:10 |
Rude? You do have bucktooth. |
| 00:37:14 |
Bucktooth Jane, where're we going? |
| 00:37:18 |
Where're we going, Bucktooth Jane? |
| 00:37:20 |
Why are you biting me? |
| 00:37:25 |
This blossom shaped islet... |
| 00:37:26 |
has the best view of the lake. |
| 00:37:28 |
Many tourists take photos here. |
| 00:37:31 |
This is the Lock Island. |
| 00:37:32 |
This is the Monkey Island. |
| 00:37:34 |
And this is the Dragon Island |
| 00:37:37 |
So what... what's that island? |
| 00:37:39 |
Maybe... |
| 00:37:45 |
I know! Is that "No Isle, Dear"? |
| 00:37:53 |
Is it not funny? |
| 00:37:59 |
I know it's a bad joke... |
| 00:38:02 |
But I like to tell them! |
| 00:38:23 |
What's this? |
| 00:38:25 |
I called it "Love's like a Tide" |
| 00:38:27 |
It's famous here. |
| 00:38:29 |
Nothing special! |
| 00:38:30 |
Take a look first. |
| 00:38:36 |
Miraculous! |
| 00:38:37 |
Take a sip. |
| 00:38:44 |
Tastes good? |
| 00:38:45 |
Sure! |
| 00:38:52 |
You are such a weird person. |
| 00:38:53 |
Always striking a pose and... |
| 00:38:55 |
talk like they do in movies. |
| 00:38:57 |
Really? No way! |
| 00:38:58 |
That must be how you pick up girls. |
| 00:39:00 |
- No! - Yes! |
| 00:39:02 |
- Really no! - Definitely! |
| 00:39:03 |
- I said no! |
| 00:39:05 |
This is it! |
| 00:39:08 |
I... |
| 00:39:11 |
I really... |
| 00:39:12 |
had a great time today! |
| 00:39:14 |
It was just work! How can it be great? |
| 00:39:18 |
But I really did have a great time! |
| 00:39:22 |
It's Jane. |
| 00:39:24 |
She said she can come to work |
| 00:39:26 |
She'll be here for you tomorrow morning. |
| 00:39:30 |
Can I see you again? |
| 00:39:40 |
Give me a call! |
| 00:39:41 |
Sure! |
| 00:39:42 |
Get an early night in! |
| 00:39:48 |
I better get going, goodbye! |
| 00:39:49 |
Goodbye! |
| 00:40:17 |
Mainland's phone number has |
| 00:40:20 |
Is this 1... or 7? |
| 00:40:24 |
We just saw each other, |
| 00:40:25 |
would I scare her if I call her now? |
| 00:40:34 |
Would it be too late to call her now, |
| 00:40:40 |
Let's get some alcohol first. |
| 00:40:46 |
Come on! |
| 00:40:49 |
That Bucktooth Jane was a fake! |
| 00:40:52 |
What's up? |
| 00:41:00 |
Look at yourself! |
| 00:41:02 |
What's happened? |
| 00:41:03 |
Your look... tells me you are in |
| 00:41:05 |
Your world is spinning around. |
| 00:41:07 |
What does that mean? |
| 00:41:10 |
You feel sweet... |
| 00:41:14 |
sometimes exited... |
| 00:41:17 |
and sometimes bored... |
| 00:41:20 |
You'd feel the phone ring when it didn't... |
| 00:41:22 |
Hey. Say something! |
| 00:41:24 |
Premenstrual stress... |
| 00:41:30 |
You messing with me, bastard! |
| 00:41:32 |
No! |
| 00:41:34 |
Girls can feel the same things |
| 00:41:38 |
Come on. Tell your uncle Bo |
| 00:41:42 |
Today, I met a girl called Mandy. |
| 00:41:45 |
When I was with her... |
| 00:41:47 |
feel like... |
| 00:41:50 |
Every time I saw her smile... |
| 00:41:53 |
When... when I saw her, |
| 00:41:57 |
That's it. |
| 00:41:58 |
So... |
| 00:41:59 |
You've met your true love! |
| 00:42:01 |
True love? |
| 00:42:03 |
True love! |
| 00:42:04 |
You're a love therapist, |
| 00:42:06 |
how could you not know it?! |
| 00:42:09 |
I... I have never dated! |
| 00:42:12 |
Never? Are you kidding me? |
| 00:42:15 |
My parents are very strict! |
| 00:42:23 |
I see a set of teeth! |
| 00:42:37 |
I'm so sorry! |
| 00:42:38 |
I was sick yesterday so |
| 00:42:42 |
- Bucktooth Jane? - Bucktooth Jane? |
| 00:42:44 |
Yes! |
| 00:42:45 |
Who is Dick Cho? |
| 00:42:59 |
She's smiling at you... |
| 00:43:01 |
Her teeth're nearly touching your face, |
| 00:43:04 |
123, 321, 1234567 |
| 00:43:06 |
I... I'm not Dick Cho. |
| 00:43:08 |
This son of a bitch here is Dick Cho. |
| 00:43:10 |
This son of a bitch is Dick Cho on... |
| 00:43:11 |
the count of 3. |
| 00:43:14 |
1, 2, 3! |
| 00:43:19 |
Just tell me so if you don't want to go, |
| 00:43:22 |
God. Even my hypnotic power has gone. |
| 00:43:27 |
Let's start working. |
| 00:43:29 |
Don't get close to me! |
| 00:43:32 |
Camcorder, camera, map... |
| 00:43:36 |
Flashlight, compass, and water gun, |
| 00:43:39 |
and so on... |
| 00:43:41 |
I forgot to bring mosquito repellent. |
| 00:43:42 |
You're so fussy. |
| 00:43:44 |
Yeah, people praise me for it! |
| 00:43:46 |
Come on! |
| 00:43:47 |
Bee! A bee... |
| 00:43:49 |
You're scared of bees? |
| 00:43:51 |
Yes! |
| 00:43:53 |
You're a man. You're scared of bees? |
| 00:43:57 |
What else can a man be scare of, |
| 00:44:01 |
How can you protect your girlfriend? |
| 00:44:04 |
Can't my girlfriend protect me? |
| 00:44:07 |
You act like a bitch too! |
| 00:44:08 |
People praise me for that too! Alright? |
| 00:44:15 |
Don't! |
| 00:44:17 |
Stop it... |
| 00:44:25 |
Was it fun? |
| 00:44:28 |
I'm scared... |
| 00:44:30 |
Fantastic! |
| 00:44:34 |
Great. |
| 00:44:35 |
Bravo! |
| 00:44:36 |
Let me show you. |
| 00:44:46 |
The Olympic rings! Olympic rings... |
| 00:44:58 |
What're you doing? |
| 00:45:00 |
Pretends to be an ostrich, |
| 00:45:04 |
You're as dumb as an ostrich! |
| 00:45:06 |
Their brain is just the size of a thumb |
| 00:45:09 |
How would they know what you're doing? |
| 00:45:10 |
It will be easier with food! |
| 00:45:15 |
Go. |
| 00:45:25 |
Why're you laughing? |
| 00:45:29 |
Stop! |
| 00:46:01 |
Don't you hate me, |
| 00:46:02 |
why are you being nice to me? |
| 00:46:03 |
I don't know! |
| 00:46:05 |
I suddenly feel that you're not that bad. |
| 00:46:08 |
Really? |
| 00:46:11 |
By the way, there's a water show at |
| 00:46:14 |
You can tell Dick Cho to |
| 00:46:17 |
It's romantic! |
| 00:46:19 |
Romantic? |
| 00:46:21 |
Many mosquitoes? |
| 00:46:22 |
Never mind, |
| 00:46:36 |
Why are you holding onto me? |
| 00:46:40 |
I... I'm feeling a bit nervous. |
| 00:46:43 |
I don't know what to say! |
| 00:46:45 |
That's true. |
| 00:46:46 |
Just look at you, |
| 00:46:49 |
Exactly! |
| 00:46:49 |
Don't worry! |
| 00:46:50 |
Let me give you an invincible plan. |
| 00:46:52 |
Great. |
| 00:46:53 |
Whatever Mandy says |
| 00:46:55 |
Just nod your head and say "great"! |
| 00:46:58 |
It's beautiful... |
| 00:47:05 |
The water show is awesome. |
| 00:47:07 |
Great! |
| 00:47:08 |
Have you had dinner yet? |
| 00:47:09 |
Great! |
| 00:47:10 |
What did you eat? |
| 00:47:11 |
Great! |
| 00:47:13 |
Are you not feeling well? |
| 00:47:15 |
Gr... |
| 00:47:16 |
Mandy, I'm a little claw without birds. |
| 00:47:19 |
Do you mean you're... |
| 00:47:22 |
This is what I just said! |
| 00:47:23 |
Since I met you, I... I feel like... |
| 00:47:26 |
I'm a bird with claws coming out! |
| 00:47:29 |
I'm not telling a bad joke. I'm serious! |
| 00:47:31 |
Love, is actually simple. |
| 00:47:34 |
If you really love me, look at me |
| 00:47:37 |
And I can see myself through your eyes. |
| 00:47:40 |
That's easy! Come on, take a look... |
| 00:47:41 |
See if you can see yourself. |
| 00:47:44 |
What's wrong? |
| 00:47:45 |
Nothing... sand got in my eyes. |
| 00:47:46 |
No problem... come on. |
| 00:47:49 |
Anything? Can you see yourself? |
| 00:47:51 |
There's nothing. |
| 00:47:52 |
Want me to blow away the sand? |
| 00:47:54 |
Go ahead! |
| 00:47:58 |
Shouldn't have blown it. It's even worse! |
| 00:48:04 |
Why have you kept your head down |
| 00:48:06 |
Great! |
| 00:48:07 |
Have you had dinner yet? |
| 00:48:09 |
Great! |
| 00:48:10 |
What did you eat? |
| 00:48:12 |
Great! |
| 00:48:14 |
What's wrong? |
| 00:48:21 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:48:22 |
- There's bee! - Bee? |
| 00:48:23 |
Don't be scared. I'll protect you! |
| 00:48:29 |
Are you mad? |
| 00:48:43 |
Are you okay? |
| 00:48:45 |
Are you okay? |
| 00:48:46 |
Just got stung by the bee! |
| 00:48:48 |
Let me see. |
| 00:48:49 |
It's okay... |
| 00:48:49 |
Let me see. |
| 00:48:50 |
It's okay... |
| 00:48:51 |
Let me see! |
| 00:48:51 |
It's okay! |
| 00:49:01 |
You're quite good, stop pretending. |
| 00:49:08 |
Bo! |
| 00:49:12 |
I can't be with you! |
| 00:49:14 |
Why? |
| 00:49:16 |
What're you doing? |
| 00:49:17 |
- It hurts! - Don't move... |
| 00:49:18 |
Let me take it out. |
| 00:49:19 |
Don't move... |
| 00:49:21 |
Softer please! |
| 00:49:23 |
Why? |
| 00:49:25 |
Why! |
| 00:49:31 |
I don't want to hurt you! |
| 00:49:35 |
Don't go! Don't leave me! |
| 00:49:39 |
I want to be single. |
| 00:49:50 |
I am honored to be single. |
| 00:49:52 |
I am proud to be single. |
| 00:50:24 |
Mr. And Mrs. Yu, |
| 00:50:26 |
Come on, cut to the chase! |
| 00:50:28 |
Okay, let me introduce you to |
| 00:50:32 |
"Every spinster with a house" |
| 00:50:33 |
protection scheme. |
| 00:50:45 |
Seems like, she is the insured person? |
| 00:50:48 |
Yes, right! |
| 00:50:48 |
Wise choice! |
| 00:50:50 |
I need to ask |
| 00:50:52 |
When was the last time she had a date? |
| 00:50:56 |
2 years? |
| 00:50:59 |
20 years? |
| 00:51:02 |
Can you describe the character of |
| 00:51:04 |
A, refined; B, affectionate; |
| 00:51:07 |
C, amiable; D, evil. |
| 00:51:09 |
Evil! |
| 00:51:10 |
The last question. |
| 00:51:12 |
What is the chance of |
| 00:51:15 |
0 being the lowest; 5 being the highest. |
| 00:51:19 |
Anything lower than a 0? |
| 00:51:21 |
I need to recalculate to see if |
| 00:51:25 |
But it's okay, |
| 00:51:28 |
So we can get to know each other. |
| 00:51:43 |
Call me if you have any questions. |
| 00:51:48 |
That must be your brother. |
| 00:51:51 |
Our company have another scheme. |
| 00:51:53 |
"Sister is single, |
| 00:51:54 |
there's no problem-o" scheme. |
| 00:51:56 |
I don't know if... |
| 00:51:58 |
- You'd be interested? |
| 00:52:04 |
I'll leave then. |
| 00:52:06 |
Daughter... Daughter... |
| 00:52:09 |
- We just want what's best for you... |
| 00:52:11 |
That's why we want that scheme for you. |
| 00:52:13 |
Since no one wants you! |
| 00:52:15 |
Not no one wants you, |
| 00:52:17 |
- You don't want to! |
| 00:52:18 |
We're both getting older and |
| 00:52:21 |
You gotta protect yourself! |
| 00:52:23 |
You two are ridiculous! |
| 00:52:25 |
The last Chinese New Year, |
| 00:52:27 |
They couldn't pronounce spiders and... |
| 00:52:29 |
kept saying spinsters... |
| 00:52:30 |
I said nothing! |
| 00:52:32 |
But we did have lots of spiders. |
| 00:52:33 |
They were going all over the place! |
| 00:52:37 |
And now you want me to buy |
| 00:52:39 |
It's called "Every spinster with a house"... |
| 00:52:41 |
Don't buy it... |
| 00:52:42 |
- We give up... - Don't buy it... |
| 00:52:44 |
Who said I'm a spinster? |
| 00:52:45 |
I have a boyfriend! |
| 00:52:47 |
Great, good girl... you have a boyfriend. |
| 00:52:49 |
I really have! |
| 00:52:50 |
He's called Dick Cho and |
| 00:52:54 |
- Handsome? - Handsome? |
| 00:52:55 |
Bring him home. |
| 00:52:56 |
Yes... let us see him. |
| 00:52:57 |
He's on a business trip in Qiandao Lake. |
| 00:53:01 |
- Liar! - Liar! |
| 00:53:02 |
You two won't believe me? Alright, |
| 00:53:05 |
A trip for you two at the same time! |
| 00:53:09 |
Why won't they believe me? |
| 00:53:11 |
The mobile you called is switched off |
| 00:53:13 |
Why is his phone off?! |
| 00:53:14 |
Try again later! |
| 00:53:20 |
I'm Miss Yu. Yes! |
| 00:53:22 |
Get me a ticket to Hangzhou tomorrow. |
| 00:53:24 |
2 for my mom and dad on the day |
| 00:53:26 |
Send a car to pick me up |
| 00:53:29 |
Don't be late, dumbass! |
| 00:53:38 |
Dicky, let me pretend to call you from HK |
| 00:53:42 |
To give you a surprise! |
| 00:53:44 |
Dicky, answer the phone. |
| 00:53:53 |
How come a girl is coming out? |
| 00:53:55 |
It's just the cleaner! |
| 00:53:56 |
Yes, coming. |
| 00:53:58 |
Dicky... |
| 00:53:59 |
Where're we going to take photos today? |
| 00:54:01 |
Wherever you like. |
| 00:54:06 |
Why're they acting so close? |
| 00:54:07 |
Yeah, why? |
| 00:54:09 |
Let's go. |
| 00:54:40 |
Seen any peacocks? They look beautiful. |
| 00:54:43 |
Yeah. |
| 00:54:46 |
Want some water? |
| 00:54:48 |
Thank you. |
| 00:54:52 |
You have some too. |
| 00:55:08 |
Stay calm... |
| 00:55:10 |
Stay calm and I'll let you go, okay? |
| 00:55:12 |
You've calm down... right. |
| 00:55:15 |
It's bad! |
| 00:55:18 |
What are you doing? Who are you? |
| 00:55:23 |
You can tell I'm a private detective by |
| 00:55:27 |
My name is L. |
| 00:55:33 |
Dick, Cho. Yes, Dick Cho. |
| 00:55:36 |
Call me as soon as you get his info. |
| 00:55:38 |
Why're you tracking Dick Cho? |
| 00:55:40 |
I'm not, |
| 00:55:41 |
I'm tracking the girl next to him! |
| 00:55:44 |
Come with me. |
| 00:55:50 |
What are you doing? |
| 00:55:51 |
Don't you know how to track? |
| 00:55:56 |
12, 13... |
| 00:55:58 |
What? |
| 00:55:59 |
I'm counting the footsteps. |
| 00:56:01 |
16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22 |
| 00:56:04 |
11, 12, 13, 19 |
| 00:56:08 |
- 23, no, 26- 22, no, 26 |
| 00:56:13 |
- What're you doing? |
| 00:56:15 |
So did you! |
| 00:56:16 |
Just let me count, okay? |
| 00:56:18 |
You spell trouble! |
| 00:56:20 |
They are over there, look! |
| 00:56:38 |
They've ran off! What's next? |
| 00:56:40 |
Calm down! |
| 00:56:47 |
You do have some power! |
| 00:56:48 |
1800 dollars per hour, we'll halved that. |
| 00:56:50 |
Alright. |
| 00:56:51 |
Cash. |
| 00:56:56 |
Chinese Yuan! |
| 00:56:58 |
You spell trouble! |
| 00:57:10 |
This is the Lock Island, |
| 00:57:13 |
Okay! Just shush! |
| 00:57:14 |
Camouflage cloth, 200 for one. |
| 00:57:17 |
Crazy! |
| 00:57:20 |
Money slave! |
| 00:57:21 |
This place is renowned for love locks |
| 00:57:25 |
If you write your wish on the love lock. |
| 00:57:28 |
- Then close your eyes... |
| 00:57:30 |
And walk in a straight line. |
| 00:57:33 |
And manages to kick the marriage sone... |
| 00:57:36 |
Then your wish will come true! |
| 00:57:40 |
- I've kicked it! |
| 00:57:42 |
Looks like they have a chance! |
| 00:57:44 |
You calm down... |
| 00:57:46 |
Our fates are joint together... |
| 00:57:48 |
- Let me hang it there. - Alright. |
| 00:57:49 |
By the way... |
| 00:57:52 |
He's my boyfriend! |
| 00:57:53 |
Your boyfriend? |
| 00:57:54 |
Isn't he out of your league, |
| 00:57:56 |
What do you mean? |
| 00:57:57 |
We're very good together! |
| 00:58:00 |
That bitch must have seduced him. |
| 00:58:02 |
Let's go over there. |
| 00:58:03 |
Look at her smile, what a slut. |
| 00:58:04 |
Her look disgusts me! |
| 00:58:06 |
Why do you talk like that? |
| 00:58:08 |
I think she's nice. |
| 00:58:09 |
Pretty and kindhearted! |
| 00:58:19 |
Why are you so uncivilized? |
| 00:58:21 |
You'll hurt the kids! |
| 00:58:24 |
They're innocent! |
| 00:58:26 |
Stop it! |
| 00:58:28 |
Hope all the couples in the world... |
| 00:58:30 |
can't be forever... |
| 00:58:33 |
Be forever... |
| 00:58:43 |
Damn, we lost them, what should we do? |
| 00:58:45 |
You lost them, I've got my ways |
| 00:58:47 |
I'm a pro! |
| 00:58:49 |
Follow me. |
| 00:58:51 |
You can see right into Dick Cho's room. |
| 00:58:54 |
38,000 dollars per day. We'll share it. |
| 00:58:56 |
Fine! |
| 00:59:00 |
How can you see from this distance? |
| 00:59:03 |
Use this. |
| 00:59:04 |
These are binoculars with... |
| 00:59:07 |
infrared, anti-shock, auto-focus, |
| 00:59:09 |
HD and wide angle. |
| 00:59:10 |
500 dollars per minute. |
| 00:59:14 |
12345. Time's up! |
| 00:59:17 |
Still wanna see it? |
| 00:59:17 |
Of course! |
| 00:59:18 |
That'll be 800 dollars per minute! |
| 00:59:32 |
Dicky, it's Little Chu, what are you doing? |
| 00:59:37 |
Uploading some photos. |
| 00:59:40 |
Do you miss me? |
| 00:59:42 |
What? |
| 00:59:43 |
Yeah, of course... |
| 00:59:46 |
Of course I miss you! |
| 00:59:48 |
How much? |
| 00:59:49 |
Hello? The... the reception is bad... here! |
| 01:00:02 |
What're you playing? |
| 01:00:03 |
"Happy Online" |
| 01:00:11 |
You better not listen to it. |
| 01:00:12 |
I have to! |
| 01:00:13 |
500 dollars. |
| 01:00:14 |
Okay! |
| 01:00:16 |
Who called you? |
| 01:00:19 |
It's that spinster. |
| 01:00:20 |
The most disgusting and |
| 01:00:29 |
I told you not to listen! |
| 01:00:31 |
Your boyfriend's info is all here. |
| 01:00:34 |
Each page will cost you. |
| 01:00:35 |
However much it'll cost! |
| 01:00:39 |
This Dick Cho... isn't really |
| 01:00:42 |
He is just a love therapist. |
| 01:00:44 |
Who helps people with |
| 01:00:46 |
I think someone has paid him to |
| 01:00:55 |
This here is free! |
| 01:01:16 |
Since you're paying half the rent. |
| 01:01:18 |
I'll let you sleep in the bedroom. |
| 01:01:38 |
Miss Yu. |
| 01:01:40 |
Miss Yu? |
| 01:01:45 |
Ran off?! |
| 01:01:51 |
Where's your boyfriend? |
| 01:01:53 |
I don't know what you mean, madam. |
| 01:01:55 |
Stop pretending, it's Dick Cho. |
| 01:01:58 |
You are his friend? Do you need him? |
| 01:02:01 |
Are you two dating? |
| 01:02:03 |
Have you ever thought, |
| 01:02:05 |
Madam, this is the first time we meet! |
| 01:02:08 |
Why are you asking |
| 01:02:11 |
Answer me! |
| 01:02:18 |
Are you in a bad mood? |
| 01:02:20 |
No! |
| 01:02:22 |
Try this "Love's like a Tide"? It's good. |
| 01:02:25 |
Fine. I'll write a bad review for it. |
| 01:02:36 |
Why is it so good? |
| 01:02:37 |
Feeling any better? |
| 01:02:39 |
No! |
| 01:02:40 |
I'm here... to tell you, you... |
| 01:02:45 |
Never mind, cheque please! |
| 01:02:47 |
It's on the house. |
| 01:02:49 |
Come with your boyfriend next time. |
| 01:02:51 |
My treat. |
| 01:02:53 |
Thank you! |
| 01:03:08 |
Mandy... what... |
| 01:03:09 |
A woman was looking for you. |
| 01:03:11 |
What did she tell you? |
| 01:03:13 |
Nothing, but she looked furious! |
| 01:03:15 |
What happened? |
| 01:03:18 |
Nothing! |
| 01:03:19 |
Really? |
| 01:03:21 |
Really! Trust me. |
| 01:03:31 |
Thank you. |
| 01:03:32 |
Where were you off to? |
| 01:03:33 |
To track down my rival! |
| 01:03:35 |
And? |
| 01:03:36 |
Don't mention it! |
| 01:03:40 |
Shit, mom and dad are on a flight here... |
| 01:03:41 |
to see my boyfriend. |
| 01:03:45 |
No problem. Economy or deluxe? |
| 01:03:49 |
They have come afar, |
| 01:03:51 |
it should be deluxe. |
| 01:03:53 |
Great! |
| 01:03:55 |
Daughter, your boyfriend is so wealthy. |
| 01:04:00 |
Picking us up with such a luxury car. |
| 01:04:02 |
Yes, sure. |
| 01:04:04 |
I'm gonna be bankrupt! |
| 01:04:06 |
- What did you say? |
| 01:04:08 |
Nothing... I said... |
| 01:04:10 |
It's priceless to see you two happy! |
| 01:04:13 |
Happy, of course we are happy. |
| 01:04:22 |
Wow! Such a big house! |
| 01:04:37 |
Welcome! |
| 01:04:38 |
Wow! So many maids here! |
| 01:04:52 |
Wow! |
| 01:04:54 |
Mom, I don't see anything to "wow" about. |
| 01:04:57 |
I "wow" coz I have a stomach ache! |
| 01:05:00 |
Take my mom to the toilet, please. |
| 01:05:01 |
This way, please. |
| 01:05:02 |
Be careful. |
| 01:05:19 |
Good morning, sir. |
| 01:05:20 |
Good morning. |
| 01:05:23 |
Daughter... this is that |
| 01:05:28 |
Beauty is in the hand of the beholder! |
| 01:05:30 |
Nice to meet you, sir! |
| 01:05:34 |
What're you doing? |
| 01:05:36 |
We said deluxe, |
| 01:05:39 |
The servants are all actors from |
| 01:05:42 |
50 dollars per day! |
| 01:05:43 |
Hey, so, how did the two of you meet? |
| 01:05:47 |
Yeah, how did we meet? |
| 01:05:51 |
Yeah! Do you remember? |
| 01:05:53 |
That time you lost your wallet, |
| 01:05:55 |
Yeah, that's how we met. |
| 01:05:58 |
Yeah. |
| 01:05:58 |
Now we mention it, |
| 01:06:00 |
Then you should pay her back. |
| 01:06:02 |
A man should be trustworthy! |
| 01:06:03 |
Yes... trustworthy! |
| 01:06:05 |
Right! |
| 01:06:06 |
500, right? |
| 01:06:08 |
I had breakfast on an empty stomach, |
| 01:06:13 |
No problem, sir. |
| 01:06:14 |
I've got the best bird's nest soup upstairs. |
| 01:06:16 |
Really? |
| 01:06:16 |
Let's eat it upstairs. |
| 01:06:17 |
Yes, yes. |
| 01:06:19 |
4,000 dollars for 50 grams, |
| 01:06:24 |
Doctor Cho, sis brought our parents up |
| 01:06:26 |
That's you. |
| 01:06:28 |
I'll talk with sis after... |
| 01:06:31 |
I deal with your parents. |
| 01:06:33 |
But tragically, my move is failing! |
| 01:06:35 |
If not we could skip to "Phase 6" already! |
| 01:06:37 |
Don't tell my sis, I hired you |
| 01:06:39 |
Because I'll be a dead man! |
| 01:06:40 |
Don't worry. I'm a pro. |
| 01:06:43 |
I won't betray you until necessary! |
| 01:06:45 |
How can a house be so big? |
| 01:06:47 |
Can't find the living room, |
| 01:06:50 |
How stupid of me! |
| 01:06:52 |
Where am I... |
| 01:06:53 |
- Where should I go? - Mom! |
| 01:06:55 |
Bo! |
| 01:06:57 |
I'm glad to find you here! |
| 01:06:59 |
Mom, this is Dick Cho, |
| 01:07:00 |
sister's boyfriend. |
| 01:07:02 |
Hello, auntie. |
| 01:07:04 |
Hello, Mr. Cho. |
| 01:07:05 |
Hello... |
| 01:07:06 |
Mr. Cho, you're really... handsome! |
| 01:07:11 |
Auntie, you're also beautiful! |
| 01:07:13 |
Handsome guy! Handsome guy... |
| 01:07:15 |
Auntie, you're so... cute... |
| 01:07:22 |
Why has mom gone for so long? |
| 01:07:24 |
Where is she? |
| 01:07:28 |
Sis! |
| 01:07:29 |
Why're you here? |
| 01:07:31 |
Mom and dad called to say |
| 01:07:33 |
So I've brought Dick here. |
| 01:07:34 |
What? |
| 01:07:35 |
Where is he? |
| 01:07:36 |
Outside in the garden with mom. |
| 01:07:38 |
Nice palm! Nice palm! |
| 01:07:40 |
Mom! |
| 01:07:42 |
Daughter, your boyfriend is... |
| 01:07:47 |
You're also beautiful. |
| 01:07:48 |
Come here! |
| 01:07:50 |
- Come here! - Okay... |
| 01:07:52 |
Come here! |
| 01:07:54 |
I have something to tell you... |
| 01:07:55 |
You don't need to say a thing. |
| 01:07:56 |
I know everything about you, |
| 01:07:57 |
I'll deal with you later! |
| 01:07:59 |
Also, I know someone hired you to |
| 01:08:02 |
I will find out who that person is! |
| 01:08:04 |
Then what? |
| 01:08:06 |
Chop him up into confetti! |
| 01:08:09 |
Why do you look so embarrassed? |
| 01:08:11 |
Nothing... count on me. |
| 01:08:14 |
I will find out who that this! |
| 01:08:17 |
A man called L is acting as my boyfriend, |
| 01:08:18 |
he's with dad. |
| 01:08:21 |
You two keep acting, don't blow this! |
| 01:08:23 |
What are you guys |
| 01:08:28 |
Mom, have some tea. |
| 01:08:29 |
Where's my husband? |
| 01:08:30 |
He's eating upstairs. |
| 01:08:32 |
I miss him. I want to see him. |
| 01:08:34 |
It's okay... I'll get him for you. |
| 01:08:36 |
- No. Let me look for him. |
| 01:08:37 |
Sit down, mom. |
| 01:08:39 |
Have some tea. |
| 01:08:44 |
Really? |
| 01:08:46 |
Where's my wife? |
| 01:08:48 |
She's in the garden. |
| 01:08:49 |
I can't. I miss her. I must see her. |
| 01:08:52 |
No problem. I'll get her up here. |
| 01:08:53 |
Perfect! |
| 01:08:54 |
Perfect! |
| 01:08:56 |
Excellent. |
| 01:08:57 |
Delicious... |
| 01:08:58 |
- Dad's looking for mom! |
| 01:09:00 |
Mom. |
| 01:09:02 |
Where's my husband? |
| 01:09:03 |
Cutting his toenails upstairs! |
| 01:09:05 |
Dad. |
| 01:09:06 |
Where's my wife? |
| 01:09:07 |
Having a shower! |
| 01:09:09 |
Chu says she's in the garden. |
| 01:09:11 |
Having a shower in the garden! |
| 01:09:13 |
So tempting? |
| 01:09:14 |
I miss him... I can't take this, |
| 01:09:17 |
No. There're toenails everywhere. |
| 01:09:19 |
Move... I miss her. I must see her. |
| 01:09:21 |
No. Just sit down and wait for her. |
| 01:09:24 |
Does your stomach still hurt? |
| 01:09:26 |
My mom will want to sleep |
| 01:09:28 |
There are other people here! |
| 01:09:30 |
It's okay... We're all family. |
| 01:09:31 |
- Let me massage your shoulder. |
| 01:09:33 |
My dad will want to sleep, |
| 01:09:35 |
Great... come on... |
| 01:09:37 |
It's okay, hey... do I need to take my pants off? |
| 01:09:39 |
- Ah... no. - Don't need to then! |
| 01:09:41 |
The inner sole. |
| 01:09:52 |
Don't wake him up! |
| 01:09:55 |
Don't wake her up! |
| 01:09:56 |
Lift her back to the hotel. |
| 01:09:58 |
Drag him back to the hotel |
| 01:10:06 |
Dinner time! |
| 01:10:09 |
- Dinner time? - Dinner time? |
| 01:10:13 |
Dining room this way, please |
| 01:10:16 |
Thank you. |
| 01:10:18 |
What should we do? |
| 01:10:19 |
OK... |
| 01:10:21 |
Dad, mom, |
| 01:10:24 |
Dad, mom, |
| 01:10:26 |
Alright. |
| 01:10:28 |
Dad, mom! |
| 01:10:29 |
- I've brought my friend for dinner! |
| 01:10:31 |
Dad, mom, |
| 01:10:35 |
Drink a glass of "Jin Liu Fu", |
| 01:10:38 |
Everybody, cheers. |
| 01:10:41 |
- Cheers. - Cheers. |
| 01:10:46 |
Is this going to work? |
| 01:10:48 |
Yes! Dad thinks this guy is |
| 01:10:51 |
Mom thinks Dick is your boyfriend. |
| 01:10:53 |
It'll be fine unless the cover gets blown! |
| 01:10:57 |
So, have you thought about marriage? |
| 01:10:59 |
Maybe 2 more years. |
| 01:11:00 |
I wanna keep working while still young! |
| 01:11:03 |
This young man is dedicated to his work! |
| 01:11:08 |
How about you? |
| 01:11:11 |
Anytime I want. |
| 01:11:12 |
My dad's wealthy. I don't need to work! |
| 01:11:14 |
This young man has so much personality! |
| 01:11:17 |
Yes. |
| 01:11:18 |
I told you it'll be fine! |
| 01:11:21 |
What if they start calling Dick's name? |
| 01:11:23 |
That'd be bad! |
| 01:11:25 |
Dick. |
| 01:11:28 |
Does Little Chu bully you? |
| 01:11:43 |
Dick. Dad... |
| 01:11:44 |
Don't speak while eating, |
| 01:11:47 |
Yes, that's right... |
| 01:11:50 |
How about this. |
| 01:11:51 |
Whoever talk from now on... |
| 01:11:53 |
will be fined 500 dollars. |
| 01:11:55 |
Agreed? |
| 01:11:57 |
I do! |
| 01:12:15 |
Dad, mom, |
| 01:12:19 |
Oh, and Dick... |
| 01:12:20 |
Have fun till as late as you like. |
| 01:12:23 |
Let me help you. |
| 01:12:25 |
Don't come back too early! |
| 01:12:27 |
Hey, Dick... |
| 01:12:30 |
- Don't come in too early. |
| 01:12:32 |
And it's okay to do crazy things! |
| 01:12:33 |
Mom told us to do crazy things! |
| 01:12:44 |
Look... |
| 01:12:47 |
Dick! |
| 01:12:48 |
Why is he kissing my daughter? |
| 01:12:50 |
Why do you call him Dick? |
| 01:12:51 |
He is Dick. Stop laughing! |
| 01:12:53 |
He is Dick! |
| 01:12:55 |
He is Dick! |
| 01:12:56 |
He's the real Dick. |
| 01:12:57 |
- He's the real Dick. |
| 01:12:59 |
Dad, mom. Listen to me. |
| 01:13:01 |
The truth is... |
| 01:13:02 |
Hey, the truth is... |
| 01:13:04 |
They are twins. |
| 01:13:06 |
It's not unusual for sis to get mix up! |
| 01:13:08 |
What? |
| 01:13:09 |
Twin brothers! |
| 01:13:12 |
You think I'm stupid? |
| 01:13:14 |
Daughter, you can't be such a slut. |
| 01:13:17 |
You have shamed your family name! |
| 01:13:19 |
Don't go. |
| 01:13:20 |
Go after the show. |
| 01:13:21 |
Daughter, you have to be faithful. |
| 01:13:22 |
Love triangle can easily create |
| 01:13:23 |
family tragedies! |
| 01:13:25 |
Falling out every day like soap operas! |
| 01:13:29 |
Which soap operas are you |
| 01:13:30 |
They are all the same! |
| 01:13:31 |
You two stop right here. Please work. |
| 01:13:33 |
123, 321, 1234567 |
| 01:13:35 |
Mr. And Mrs. Yu. |
| 01:13:38 |
That "bastard" is her boyfriend. |
| 01:13:40 |
On the count of 3, that "bastard" |
| 01:13:43 |
Is your daughter's boyfriend, Dick Cho. |
| 01:13:45 |
1, 2, 3 |
| 01:13:51 |
Dick, Dick... |
| 01:13:53 |
You... have to... take care of my daughter. |
| 01:13:58 |
You... whoever... goodbye! |
| 01:13:59 |
Goodbye... |
| 01:14:00 |
I sat through the whole dinner... |
| 01:14:00 |
without knowing your name! |
| 01:14:01 |
Oh, Yes... |
| 01:14:02 |
Dad, mom. Go and get some sleep... |
| 01:14:05 |
Let them say goodbye first. |
| 01:14:07 |
- Goodbye... - Goodbye... |
| 01:14:08 |
Goodbye... |
| 01:14:09 |
- Goodbye... - Goodbye... |
| 01:14:10 |
Goodbye... |
| 01:14:14 |
Freeze! |
| 01:14:15 |
I haven't finished with you yet, |
| 01:14:17 |
Sis, who cares about that |
| 01:14:18 |
Let's just deal with him! |
| 01:14:21 |
You bastard! |
| 01:14:22 |
The one behind all of this, is him! |
| 01:14:27 |
Sis... I just want you get happy. I'll call you. |
| 01:14:32 |
Little Chu. I'm in a difficult situation too... |
| 01:14:35 |
Wish you fortune... and happiness. |
| 01:14:36 |
Goodbye... |
| 01:14:41 |
This is free! |
| 01:14:42 |
Get lost! |
| 01:14:44 |
Don't leave, sleepover tonight! |
| 01:14:45 |
Sleepover, what do you want? |
| 01:14:47 |
Just trying to help. |
| 01:14:49 |
Just see how haggard you are looking. |
| 01:14:51 |
You'll scare your parents if you go back! |
| 01:14:54 |
Just the two of us... how can I trust you? |
| 01:14:56 |
Unless... |
| 01:14:57 |
Unless what? |
| 01:16:09 |
I'll give you the draft. |
| 01:16:13 |
I want to be single. |
| 01:16:15 |
I am proud to be single. |
| 01:16:18 |
Miss Yu. |
| 01:16:19 |
Master wants you to put on a swimsuit... |
| 01:16:20 |
and sunbathe with him. |
| 01:16:25 |
Alright! |
| 01:16:29 |
Sexual harassment! |
| 01:16:42 |
I said swimsuit, we're not scuba diving |
| 01:16:44 |
Can't even see your toes, |
| 01:16:45 |
do you have to be so conservative? |
| 01:16:46 |
I don't want you to take advantage! |
| 01:16:49 |
Your bill. Would 100,000 dollars enough? |
| 01:16:51 |
Luxury cars, villa, actors, crews... |
| 01:16:53 |
Makeup, hair-stylist, costume, catering... |
| 01:16:55 |
All need money! |
| 01:16:56 |
That still won't cost 100,000? |
| 01:16:58 |
Look how happy our parents were, |
| 01:17:01 |
OK! I'll go upstairs and |
| 01:17:04 |
Hey... you want to run off again? |
| 01:17:06 |
I'll change into a leopard print T-back. |
| 01:17:09 |
Just wait for it! |
| 01:17:15 |
No way. |
| 01:17:21 |
Ran off again! |
| 01:17:25 |
100,000 dollars. He's crazy! |
| 01:17:33 |
What? This 8th generation shark suit. |
| 01:17:35 |
It's not only pretty but |
| 01:17:39 |
If you're interested, |
| 01:17:43 |
Not fooled? Dumbass! |
| 01:17:47 |
Shit! |
| 01:17:50 |
The Single Woman series finished early. |
| 01:17:52 |
Marvelous! |
| 01:17:53 |
Of course! |
| 01:17:59 |
You lot are still clapping? |
| 01:18:00 |
Wanna get fired? Go to work! |
| 01:18:11 |
Doctor Cho? |
| 01:18:14 |
I've retired! |
| 01:18:17 |
"I don't want to give up, |
| 01:18:31 |
What are you laughing at? |
| 01:18:33 |
Is... |
| 01:18:34 |
Is my singing bad? |
| 01:18:44 |
What are you doing in Hong Kong? |
| 01:18:46 |
Mandy... |
| 01:18:50 |
I keep them company. |
| 01:18:51 |
So why come and see me? |
| 01:18:53 |
I want to see you! |
| 01:18:56 |
You've seen me! |
| 01:19:01 |
Your home's beautiful! |
| 01:19:04 |
No. I've got guests! |
| 01:19:07 |
Go! |
| 01:19:09 |
I know you fancy me! |
| 01:19:12 |
But I don't get why... |
| 01:19:13 |
you are treating me like this? |
| 01:19:15 |
Why are you talking so much? Go! |
| 01:19:24 |
Someone asked me to tell Dick Cho, |
| 01:19:27 |
Mandy has a birthday party tomorrow. |
| 01:19:30 |
If you are free, come along too! |
| 01:19:33 |
We'll see... |
| 01:19:35 |
About that! |
| 01:20:08 |
Don't cry. Let her go! |
| 01:20:11 |
I'm crying because |
| 01:20:14 |
It means you fancy her. |
| 01:20:15 |
Then you should tell her how you feel! |
| 01:20:17 |
Yes. |
| 01:20:18 |
I don't want to see her hurt! |
| 01:20:21 |
Young people are such chickens... |
| 01:20:23 |
Remember, love conquers all! |
| 01:20:26 |
Can love really conquer all? |
| 01:20:29 |
Maybe? |
| 01:20:30 |
- That's what TV tells us! - Yeah. |
| 01:20:33 |
That means I should go tomorrow? |
| 01:20:34 |
Do we need to chip in? |
| 01:20:36 |
Don't think so! |
| 01:20:37 |
- Then you must go! - Yes. |
| 01:20:40 |
It's thundering outside. |
| 01:20:44 |
Happy Birthday to Mandy, |
| 01:20:48 |
Happy Birthday to you. |
| 01:20:55 |
Mandy, Happy Birthday! |
| 01:20:59 |
Bro... |
| 01:21:01 |
I... I don't know what to say to Mandy! |
| 01:21:03 |
And there's a lot of people... |
| 01:21:06 |
There's nothing to be embarrass about |
| 01:21:09 |
Tell the person you love, how you feel. |
| 01:21:11 |
Tell her how much you love her, |
| 01:21:15 |
Okay! |
| 01:21:17 |
Go for it! |
| 01:21:21 |
You too! |
| 01:21:24 |
Mandy... |
| 01:21:27 |
- Who is it? - So loud! |
| 01:21:32 |
Excuse me. Please go back down. |
| 01:21:34 |
Excuse me. Please. |
| 01:21:35 |
Excuse me! |
| 01:21:37 |
You're here? |
| 01:21:40 |
I wish you happy birthday. |
| 01:21:42 |
I also wanna tell you... |
| 01:21:45 |
I miss you so much! |
| 01:21:47 |
Mandy, I don't know what love is? |
| 01:21:51 |
But I know, I'm so happy... |
| 01:21:54 |
when you're with me. |
| 01:21:56 |
And I feel so sad... |
| 01:21:59 |
I really miss you so much! |
| 01:22:01 |
So much that I wake up two hours early... |
| 01:22:02 |
just to miss you. |
| 01:22:04 |
How about that? |
| 01:22:05 |
The lines are such clichés! |
| 01:22:07 |
But they are from the heart! |
| 01:22:09 |
Alright. You don't believe me? |
| 01:22:13 |
I'll hypnotize myself and show you. |
| 01:22:23 |
123, 321, 1234567 |
| 01:22:26 |
Dick Cho, on the count of 3... |
| 01:22:28 |
You're no longer a... love... therapist. |
| 01:22:30 |
You'll only love Mandy forever. |
| 01:22:33 |
Never lie to her! |
| 01:22:34 |
On the count of 3, the rest of your life... |
| 01:22:37 |
You, Dick Cho, belongs to Mandy |
| 01:22:40 |
1, 2... |
| 01:22:43 |
I don't want you to hypnotize yourself |
| 01:22:46 |
Look at me and tell me if you love me? |
| 01:22:51 |
Mandy, I love you with all my heart! |
| 01:23:31 |
What do you... |
| 01:23:33 |
Want coming here today? |
| 01:23:35 |
Tell the person I love how I feel, |
| 01:23:37 |
that's all! |
| 01:23:38 |
You've looked at me for half an hour, |
| 01:23:40 |
without saying a word! |
| 01:23:41 |
If you don't speak up, I'll go! |
| 01:23:43 |
I... |
| 01:23:47 |
I want to say... |
| 01:23:50 |
Jane! Jane... |
| 01:23:53 |
Jane! Jane... |
| 01:23:54 |
Jane! |
| 01:23:57 |
I miss you so much! |
| 01:23:59 |
Why didn't you look for me? |
| 01:24:01 |
I scared that you'll get hurt! |
| 01:24:05 |
Until my sister gets married, |
| 01:24:07 |
bad things will happen to you! |
| 01:24:08 |
It's dangerous! |
| 01:24:11 |
So you're not scared now? |
| 01:24:14 |
I... I am scared! |
| 01:24:19 |
Listen to me! |
| 01:24:22 |
No matter how difficult the road is, |
| 01:24:26 |
We can overcome every obstacle! |
| 01:24:28 |
Can love really conquer all? |
| 01:24:30 |
Yes, love can conquers all! |
| 01:24:42 |
Are you okay? |
| 01:24:43 |
Fine. How about you? |
| 01:24:44 |
I'm fine! |
| 01:24:48 |
Love... really can conquer all! |
| 01:24:50 |
Love really can conquer all! |
| 01:24:56 |
I wonder how Mandy is doing, |
| 01:24:58 |
let's go downstairs. |
| 01:25:13 |
Jane, no matter what happens, |
| 01:25:16 |
I'll stay by your side! |
| 01:25:20 |
What's that sound? |
| 01:25:26 |
Oh shit! |
| 01:25:32 |
You two are so smart, |
| 01:25:35 |
Come on... let's bet 100 dollars per game, |
| 01:25:38 |
- Alright... - Alright... |
| 01:25:39 |
This is yours. |
| 01:25:42 |
You're... here to collect my debt? |
| 01:25:45 |
He's not here for your debt! |
| 01:25:47 |
Dick's here to teach us play |
| 01:25:50 |
Yes... he's the Landlord in this game. |
| 01:25:52 |
Okay. Let's start. |
| 01:25:54 |
Let's have "The Plane", beat that? |
| 01:25:58 |
- No... - No... |
| 01:25:59 |
Ace full house, beat that? |
| 01:26:02 |
- No. - No. |
| 01:26:04 |
Three of a kind with 4, beat that? |
| 01:26:07 |
If not, then I'll win. |
| 01:26:09 |
What? |
| 01:26:10 |
- Honey, do you have anything? |
| 01:26:12 |
Do you? |
| 01:26:13 |
So what is this? |
| 01:26:15 |
Isn't this "Bomb"? |
| 01:26:18 |
Yes! |
| 01:26:19 |
Bomb him! |
| 01:26:20 |
- I'll bomb him. - You go. |
| 01:26:22 |
1st bomb! |
| 01:26:25 |
If four of a kind is a bomb, |
| 01:26:28 |
The 2nd bomb 2nd bomb! |
| 01:26:30 |
I also have, the 3rd bomb! |
| 01:26:33 |
Four of a kind again? |
| 01:26:34 |
This is, the 4th bomb... 4th bomb! |
| 01:26:38 |
And the 5th! |
| 01:26:40 |
So... so many bombs? |
| 01:26:42 |
This is even better, the 6th bomb! |
| 01:26:46 |
You want me to play a single card? |
| 01:26:49 |
Great. |
| 01:26:50 |
2! |
| 01:26:51 |
Does it need to be the highest rank card? |
| 01:26:53 |
Now you mention it... |
| 01:26:56 |
Yes. They're the highest! |
| 01:26:57 |
Then that's it! |
| 01:27:00 |
We won? |
| 01:27:01 |
We win! |
| 01:27:02 |
We each win 100 dollars! |
| 01:27:04 |
100 dollars, we've won 100 dollars... |
| 01:27:06 |
That's not it! |
| 01:27:07 |
7 bombs mean 12,800 dollars each! |
| 01:27:11 |
12,800 dollars? |
| 01:27:12 |
12,800 dollars... |
| 01:27:20 |
I'm busy. I've got to go! |
| 01:27:22 |
We'll play next time. |
| 01:27:23 |
Great... |
| 01:27:27 |
Hey... hey... |
| 01:27:30 |
This is yours. |
| 01:27:32 |
That mahjong box looks familiar. |
| 01:27:33 |
It's your dad's. After the bank run... |
| 01:27:36 |
Yes. I don't trust the banks anymore. |
| 01:27:38 |
So I took out all my money, |
| 01:27:41 |
Then stuffed it under the bed! |
| 01:27:43 |
So why did you let him take it away? |
| 01:27:47 |
He bought us some stocks. |
| 01:27:49 |
Yes... |
| 01:27:49 |
How much? |
| 01:27:50 |
One million. One million. |
| 01:27:51 |
Bastard, I only owed you 100,000, |
| 01:27:54 |
you scammed 1 million! |
| 01:27:56 |
Hey! Hey! |
| 01:28:02 |
The number you have dialed |
| 01:28:04 |
Does not exist? |
| 01:28:06 |
Conman... |
| 01:28:08 |
Conman! |
| 01:28:10 |
Conman ~ ~ ~ |
| 01:28:17 |
She has suffered a heavy blow. |
| 01:28:20 |
Prepare yourself! |
| 01:28:27 |
Jane! Jane... say something! Jane! |
| 01:28:29 |
Jane... |
| 01:28:31 |
Doctor, is this stocking for reshaping |
| 01:28:35 |
No! |
| 01:28:35 |
Sorry. I mixed up! |
| 01:28:37 |
This is a bank robber injured during |
| 01:28:40 |
The cops said it's evidence and |
| 01:28:43 |
She's next door. |
| 01:28:46 |
This is your girlfriend! |
| 01:28:57 |
Okay! |
| 01:29:06 |
Jane? |
| 01:29:13 |
Doctor, how come? |
| 01:29:15 |
God's will, maybe! |
| 01:29:17 |
Not everything can be explained... |
| 01:29:18 |
in this world! |
| 01:29:20 |
But why has she got makeup on? |
| 01:29:22 |
I was a beautician before |
| 01:29:25 |
It's just occupational habits! |
| 01:29:27 |
But how could she be looking like this? |
| 01:29:30 |
You're not satisfied? I can undo it! |
| 01:29:31 |
No... |
| 01:29:32 |
No! |
| 01:29:34 |
Okay? I'm leaving! |
| 01:29:36 |
Thank you very much, doctor. |
| 01:29:38 |
Jane. |
| 01:29:39 |
What is it? |
| 01:29:41 |
You don't like how I look? |
| 01:29:43 |
Jane, I'll always remember... |
| 01:29:46 |
how beautiful you looked! |
| 01:29:48 |
I guess, I'll just have to settle with |
| 01:29:59 |
I have important new, |
| 01:30:03 |
And I have made a smart decision... |
| 01:30:05 |
Jumping ship! |
| 01:30:08 |
The new boss will be here soon. |
| 01:30:09 |
I'm already fired. |
| 01:30:11 |
So, most probably |
| 01:30:14 |
That's all! |
| 01:30:17 |
Hope we'll meet again. Bye. |
| 01:30:20 |
- What should we do? |
| 01:30:21 |
Calm down, calm down. |
| 01:30:22 |
Finished, what should we do> |
| 01:30:26 |
It's all yours! |
| 01:30:29 |
You scum! |
| 01:30:31 |
Why take it out on my family, |
| 01:30:34 |
Why scammed all my parents money? |
| 01:30:35 |
Listen to me first. |
| 01:30:37 |
Everybody. I'm boss of "Happy Online", |
| 01:30:40 |
and your new boss. |
| 01:30:41 |
You can call me L. |
| 01:30:43 |
Don't worry. |
| 01:30:47 |
The company's structure is the same. |
| 01:30:49 |
Your salary will increase by 20%. |
| 01:30:52 |
Bravo! |
| 01:30:54 |
Except for her! |
| 01:30:57 |
Her Single Woman series... |
| 01:31:00 |
from the 2nd to the 7th book |
| 01:31:01 |
With a gift, have sold less than |
| 01:31:04 |
I've read them. It's all about hatred, |
| 01:31:08 |
Pessimistic views of life, |
| 01:31:11 |
They are... just... pure... evil! |
| 01:31:13 |
What the hell! Putting me down in front of |
| 01:31:16 |
You want a fight! |
| 01:31:18 |
Let me finish. |
| 01:31:20 |
But, the special issue on travelling in |
| 01:31:24 |
Is really top notch! |
| 01:31:26 |
She uses the most innovative way |
| 01:31:28 |
Blending two love stories happen... |
| 01:31:29 |
at Qiandao Lake, |
| 01:31:31 |
To describe the customs of the place. |
| 01:31:35 |
Therefore, |
| 01:31:36 |
I wanna put it into "Happy Online". |
| 01:31:38 |
I believe this new add-on will sell |
| 01:31:41 |
The happiest news is, |
| 01:31:42 |
I've just received a statistic report |
| 01:31:44 |
The first issue has an order of |
| 01:31:48 |
The company rises from the dead! |
| 01:31:50 |
Miss Yu is great! |
| 01:31:52 |
Thank you... |
| 01:31:53 |
To be honest, this book... |
| 01:31:54 |
Let me finish! What's precious is that... |
| 01:31:57 |
She reviewed the cup of... |
| 01:31:59 |
"Love's like a Tide" |
| 01:32:01 |
Made by her love rival, |
| 01:32:03 |
and even praised it sincerely. |
| 01:32:05 |
Which proves she has conscience! |
| 01:32:07 |
That's is why their boss had to come |
| 01:32:09 |
and thank you. |
| 01:32:17 |
Miss Yu, thank you so much! |
| 01:32:20 |
It's okay. |
| 01:32:23 |
My daughter. |
| 01:32:24 |
Your girlfriend? |
| 01:32:25 |
My daughter! |
| 01:32:26 |
Impossible. She's beautiful! |
| 01:32:28 |
Like her dad! |
| 01:32:35 |
Kid, you dare hypnotize yourself |
| 01:32:38 |
To fight for Mandy's heart. |
| 01:32:40 |
It shows your love is true. |
| 01:32:42 |
I think you know what love is! |
| 01:32:43 |
Let water go under the bridge and |
| 01:32:46 |
Or you'll get fired! |
| 01:32:48 |
Got it! |
| 01:32:49 |
Yes, you be nice to her! |
| 01:32:51 |
Just shut it. |
| 01:32:53 |
You're evil and dictatorial. |
| 01:32:54 |
A control freak with weird habits... |
| 01:32:56 |
Have you said enough? |
| 01:32:57 |
I'm not finished! |
| 01:32:59 |
For all those cons and... |
| 01:33:00 |
all those I haven't even said... |
| 01:33:02 |
I like them, for a long time! |
| 01:33:05 |
Because I'm your real fan! |
| 01:33:11 |
What do you wanna do? |
| 01:33:12 |
Will you marry me? |
| 01:33:14 |
Where's your wife? |
| 01:33:15 |
That bitch ran away with another guy! |
| 01:33:18 |
So I devoted myself to work, |
| 01:33:21 |
Say yes, |
| 01:33:22 |
and let me be the happiest man |
| 01:33:25 |
Hey, why did you scam |
| 01:33:27 |
He didn't scam us! |
| 01:33:29 |
The stocks he bought us |
| 01:33:31 |
Cost 1 cent and |
| 01:33:32 |
when it closed its risen to 7.8 dollars! |
| 01:33:36 |
We're rich! |
| 01:33:39 |
Sis... |
| 01:33:40 |
Sis, get married, |
| 01:33:41 |
let me get on with my life! |
| 01:33:43 |
Yeah. |
| 01:33:45 |
He's hardworking, loves your family... |
| 01:33:46 |
Loyal, handsome, |
| 01:33:47 |
sexy with smooth skin and wear glasses |
| 01:33:50 |
Worth a try! |
| 01:33:52 |
Honestly, you two are a perfect match! |
| 01:33:55 |
Really? |
| 01:33:57 |
Look at him. You can tell... |
| 01:33:59 |
He listens to his wife! |
| 01:34:01 |
Yeah, same as me! |
| 01:34:07 |
The diamond is small! |
| 01:34:10 |
I knew that! |
| 01:34:31 |
I can compromise! |
| 01:34:34 |
What do you mean? |
| 01:34:35 |
She means yes! |
| 01:34:46 |
Are you okay? |
| 01:34:47 |
Weak in the knees! |
| 01:35:22 |
We're here to join in the fun. |
| 01:35:23 |
Yeah... |
| 01:35:25 |
So many guests here today. |
| 01:35:26 |
Tom Hanks, and Tom Cruise... |
| 01:35:28 |
And Julia Roberts. |
| 01:35:29 |
Really? |
| 01:35:30 |
Really! |
| 01:35:33 |
Damn! |
| 01:35:34 |
Doesn't matter. They're here. |
| 01:35:36 |
Being a groom again? |
| 01:35:39 |
Great. Congratulations! |
| 01:35:41 |
Thank you. |
| 01:35:43 |
Your bird's nest hairstyle is so cool. |
| 01:35:46 |
- Congratulations! |
| 01:35:48 |
Mr. Yen! Thank you... |
| 01:35:49 |
Thank you. |
| 01:35:51 |
Congratulations. |
| 01:35:51 |
Thank you... |
| 01:35:52 |
Congratulations... |
| 01:35:54 |
Congratulations to you. |
| 01:35:56 |
Thank you. |
| 01:35:57 |
Congratulations, boss. |
| 01:35:58 |
May you have a blessed baby soon. |
| 01:36:01 |
Who's that guy? So passionate. |
| 01:36:03 |
Isn't he what... Yen? |
| 01:36:04 |
Bhutan? |
| 01:36:05 |
Yeah, why didn't we get marry in Bhutan? |
| 01:36:07 |
Isn't Qiandao Lake better! |
| 01:36:08 |
Where ever it is, it's news to celebrate! |
| 01:36:10 |
Exactly! |
| 01:36:11 |
Congratulations. |
| 01:36:12 |
Thank you... |
| 01:36:14 |
Happy together |
| 01:36:20 |
Good luck forever |
| 01:36:26 |
Every day is better |
| 01:36:35 |
Happy Chinese New Year! |
